April 29, 2026 • 20 mins
Today on the pod the guys get ready for another installment of Foot Job Friday, and go through some notes on their phones.
Plus we hear from music superstar Drake, and find out about the healthiest smoothie this side of the Bombays.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hodar Keep Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the podcast, Big Damn the podcast because
we've got foot job Friday Tomorrow's this is the teas.
We had the deepest teas of all time for the
follow up on foot job Friday, because I have been
in correspondence with the person who had the foot job
perpetrated on them, killed, owner of.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
The foot, owner of her lonely foot.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Now, this is because there were no miffoot it's doing
foot job stories last week, and that if you act voters,
that means there were three of them. Yeah, last week.
One of them involved the sock. And we've got the
owner of the sock has gotten in touch with you, haven't.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
They The owner of the sock that was wearing that,
the owner of the foot that was wearing the sock, yes,
that had the job perpetrated on it?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah? Or did or did it perpetrate the job?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
This is the part of my question that's super interesting.
It had it had the look it was let's let's
deal with it tomorrow. It's not foot job bloody Thursday.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
No, it's not. You're right, you're right. I apologize, but
just by way of a tease, have you also heard
from the person who witnessed their parents?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And I reckon what's happen there is that that's a
different number. I think I was saying to you. I
think they've changed phone numbers to try and escape their past,
possibly try and escape me to trying to escape you.
But let me just say that the other the one
with the sock the sock job, ye, sock job steady,
is actually far more interesting. I mean, I technically I'd
(01:38):
quite like to get him on the show so we
can quiz them with a voice change of yeah, but
I'm not sure if he'll be superstoked about that. No,
are there any more questions you want me to ask
him before we get in?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Before? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay? What else do you want to ask?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I want to know was that his first time getting job? Yeah?
Or yeah with the feet and okay? And then same
question for him as the other one is did it
change his opinion on on foot because from memory he
only did it because the other person was hot and
they had asked them to And did that did that
(02:16):
awaken something for him? Have there been more?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Can we just turn because I'm not I can't be
bothered writing the stick, so I want to say it
into the microphone thing because I've been using that function recently.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, voice voice notes note thing. Okay, here we go. So, hey, bro,
what are you saying it like that?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Why are you saying it like you're reading it?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Just a couple of questions as follow up YEP two
the questions about the foot job.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Is this like a speech to text thing?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I was going to say, is that how you send
voice notes?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You sound like a number twenty six?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
This one from Maniah?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, good luck? Did it awaken anything? Didn't you? Full stop?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Did it awaken anything? A new.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And actually this was probably the first question before that one,
but it's probably too hard to go back and edit that.
But was that his first foot related experience? Was that
your first foot experience? I guess what's the word for
that foot related experience? You said this stuff?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, I was just going to say, and has it
been your last foot experience? Foot six experience? Foot six
doesn't quite sit well foot sex, does it?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's packing up you guys talking? So should did it awaken?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
God, it's going crazy?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And now I was writing that I have never By
the way, I know we talked about that last week
we went around the room.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I didn't ask because I didn't want to know the answer.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Well, but.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Would you what I want you? I don't want to
know that you wouldn't want another question? Do you trim
your down you trim your downstairs? Will you have up?
A two? It just had sinned?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Did you go back for seconds?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Boomer right? Okay, okay, send that great for tomorrow, guys.
Nice and it makes sense that he's.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Going to be not the.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Can I was there any more? Do you guys want
to go through any more phone notes? There any phone notes?
Because I noticed, Jerry when you're reading them out on
the show today, there were a couple that you sort
of glossed over over? Was there any how?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Did you know that? Well? There were some things like
my new Apple password? Yeah, because is there anything? Is anyone?
Is it more annoying than for getting it? Apple? Pass
so hard to fine?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I can't do it. I'm all out of passwords too. Okay,
Fozzy all blacks is a lonely job.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
And what way reading media phone call from Ardie Savia
following serious defeat to Ireland, are you really Okay, the
moment following the Alice Park test in twenty twenty two,
when you were overcome with emotion Raisor versus Fozzy, The
public seemed to love the fact that Razor could break
dance If you're going to hit the de floor after
a couple of whiteadows during a wedding, what are your
(05:21):
moves running man? Christian Mark moonwalk, question Mark the worm?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Were these questions for Fozzy?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah? Did he like those?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
He seemed to answer them during your stunt as coach?
Who was the best player you coached? Okay, fascinating stuff
from me.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
There, here's one for you. I told someone about you know,
the Y two K, and I said that I went.
I went up the hell Porthills and christ Church. I
mean my dad camped up there so that when the
lights went out we'd be able to see them. I
told that story to a friend of mine, and she
said her and her friends who lived in christ Church
(05:57):
ran around all the Jehovah's witnesses houses, flicking the lights
off and on and around the night.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
They how did they know when where all the Jovah's
witnesses are? I suppose you know those sorts of things.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I don't know. M here's a movie idea that I
wrote down. It's a hoary Ocean's eleven. Right, So we
just rob a bank, okay, me and men a guy
used to work with actually planned to bank robbery once.
Uh you know, you know, Jerry Seinfeld, comedians and cars
(06:30):
getting coffee? What does on public transport getting wasted? And
so we take people on like the one thirty two
weeks tot and just get shit fast.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
This was an idea that I had here.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
One Well, here we go, fellas. Sometimes you have these
full circle moments one tet wonder one. So someone that's
a one tet wonder can can? I is now good
as good a time as you need to? You know what?
Should we take a break and I've got something off
the back of one to wonder, A poignant reading from
(07:07):
some way where you wouldn't expect that, Jerry, and I'd
love to share it with you, something I'm pretty sure
you wouldn't have heard, but I think you would learn
a lot from.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Look forward to that.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
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Speaker 4 (07:30):
Koda a reading from the Gospel of Drake.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I did talk to a therapist one time, and he
made this point about being like, you know, no matter
what kind of woman you're chasing physically right like you
like you like ass, you like titties, you like like
he's like, you have the biggest tits in the room.
He's like, you walk into any room and you have
just the most gigantic tits. Nobody can think about anything
(07:56):
else other than whatever your gigantic tits, which is your Drake.
I remember this about this guy. I remember that about
this guy. I bet this guy does this. I bet
this guy does that. Like all the preconceived notions, they're
just like they can't see past the gigantic tips unless
they talk to you, and then they're like, oh wow,
like you're actually like, I mean, your tits are huge,
(08:17):
but you're super smart, you know, or like you're really nice.
So it's it's it's it's interesting to that's why I
relate to girls with huge shiits.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Wow. So I just thought that was quite poignant, and
I thought that you'd get a bit out of that.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So what he's saying is that being Drake is like
being a woman with massive yoppers.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Huge used. Yeah, sort of went straight at that one.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah. So yeah, because you walk into a room and
everyone kind of Drake's.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Drike, multi platinum, you know, Grammy want to Drake and.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I kind of get past that, and.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
That is has yoppers. Those are his yoppers to beer
wow and every room he goes into, you know, and
I think that's that's appropriate for running any walk of life,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And that's not till you talk to him that you realize,
oh no, he's actually all these other things. Yeah, you've
got huge yoppers, but you're smart.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
But you're also quite.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Smart and kind and kind.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
He does sound quite kind, he does. I didn't know
he I didn't know he was. You didn't know it
was like that, I didn't I didn't know. I've learned
a whole lot.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
You've learned a lot today, haven't you.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I want to know. So he was at a therapist
and the therapist was the one that said, so man like,
if you're an ass man or a teddyes man, Yeah,
and that was that was where he went. Says, identify
with Drake was teddies and ass Now.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
To be both or do you have to be one
or the other. I think it'd be none of the above.
What about it if you're a personality guy, I'm just
I mean that's me. Yeah, I'm totally a personality guy.
Should she should shoo?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
What?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You you can't hold on? That doesn't work. I was
going to say you can't fuck it personally.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
But.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
They're talking about that's the opposite, really, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Because weren't you just saying the other the other day? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Probably I had said a lot of things, I.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Can't put my in your hopes and dreams?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, yeah I said that. So who hasn't said there?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Why are you sharing all your aspirations.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Of the exactly? Who hasn't said there?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Far bit from me? I'm just sad for you to
then sit there and say that your personality man? Can
I also say, do you think Drake's therapist worded it
like that? Do you think Drake's therapist he sat down
and they're like, hey, Aubrey, that's his name, Aubrey's a therapist. No,
Aubrey is his name? Names Drake's name. Do you think
(10:58):
I sat down and went Aubrey, you're huge tats let
me explain. Do you think they said that? I don't think.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I don't know. I'm surprised that Drake's got a therapist.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
What is this? Is the thing?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Man?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
You wouldn't know he he does have? I mean he
cares too much. Well, scars are real and the yoppers
are real. Ruder it says here my super healthy smoothie
for when you start getting sick.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
So am I super healthy smoothie for when you start
getting sick?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Is the meso in it?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
There is no miso in it?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
There garlic in it?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
No, there is no garlic in it?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Is there turmeric?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
There is.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Turmeric on the board? Please?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Okay? So are we going turmeric or turmeric?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Turmeric?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Aluminum?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
No, maybe traces of aluminium.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Is coloid or silver on the board?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
That is not.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Silver? In the early two thousands had regional New Zealand
and a fucking choke hold. I one of my mate's
mums used to make it in a bathtub. What electricity
is involved? Somehow? Electricity colloidal silver? To go around there?
Jesus sons a bit sniff? We want to have a
tea spoon of coloidal silver?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
What is it? It's just water.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
It's water with some electricity put throught.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Is that all it is?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah? Coloid or silver in my brain, it's.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Is there is. There is pop purri on the board.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
No, why would I put popourri in there?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Is colloidal silver has no known function when taken by.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Mouth and is not an essential mineral taken by mouth.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
There it is is vitamins, is vitamin C.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
There is a vitamin C sachet in there. You know
those ones that you get with the lipospheric And there's
not a lot of foods that I can't stomach that
I icking hate, which tastes like gasoline.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
You get these little sachets of lipopospheric.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Vitamin C that goes in the smoothie. So because I'm
such a.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Baby, so sixty year old wine at six o five
am good? Yeah, miso souper eight am good?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah? More more nine thirds these days? Yeah, I've put
them off a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Lipospheric no terrible. It's the consistency is and it's got
the consistency of dilimo.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
It tastes like gasoline.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Is Sperrillina on the board.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Sperrillina is not on the board mainly because I don't have.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Easy access to it.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Do you have easy access to kale?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
No? No, that's not it's not in there.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Show me show me bananas.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Bananas don't make it. I make a wonderful smoothie daily
for my children. Bananas make that, yep, but they don't
make my wellness smoothie.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Show me water.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
No, there's there's no need for water.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Show me almond milk.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
There is no there's no need for any form of
liquid to go in it because it's watery enough with
the ingredients.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Show me Drake's huge to this.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
No, show me paracenamol ground up?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Why don't put that in my wellness smoothing?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I should do?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Uh god, I lost it. The show Baroka Barocca is not.
Shown me smoothie. Show me pine trees, dear Velvet, Oh
see Bob, Charles, dearvel devel.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I don't have very good access to that. It was
it was more. I'm a bit of a George's Marvelous
Medicine kind of person when I'm cooking and also making
wellness smoothies.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Love that book.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I just use whatever's in the house.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Okay, show me a biomeg.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
First of all, I don't have a biomeg myself. Show
me I'm not married Deka from the lat ninety Show
me authotics. It's now orthotics and why would I put
authotics in?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Might be a problem affects a lot of of people, man.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I can tell you from experience, orthotics do not go
in my wellness?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Okay? Can I show me? Can I also just say modium?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
No? Can I also just say shout out to the
person who takes it through? While the Harlem Globe trotters
were in here and said, do any of the Harlem
Globe trotters have flat feet? Look at my feelings? Show
give you, show me viagra, Show me sialis the freedom
(15:31):
to choose your own moment.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Imagine putting that that might be your problem.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
You might be unwell because you can't maintain an eriction.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's why I'm unwell.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Show me seventy on.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Blanc no no no, no, okay, toledos no frozen frozen.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Blueberries, blueberries, of course.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Frozen blueberries, red can we fruit read ky we fruit
skin on yep of course. Two tablespoons baking.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Soda Chinese research peptides.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Side of vinegar. Four tablespoons why more than this?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Okay, yes, myth.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Greek yogurt, non fat, non sugar, because it's got it's
got the anti bodies in there.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
That.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Probio culture.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
It's load of show me for ten points. Royal jelly.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
No, I don't know. I don't have easy access to
royal jelly. But along a similar line, two tablespoons manuka honey, Oh, okay, manuka.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Mana can show me two cigarettes and a bottle of water.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
And direct mania, show me fifteen beers and twelve hours
sleep and correct mania.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Missus Ruder's feces.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Neither is that on the board, missus Ruders or lemon curd,
Mamma Ruders vape juice?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Again, I don't drops Mama Ruders vape.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I don't have easy access to the vape juice.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Can we put together the anti the anti health?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
So it would be the crystals off the bottom one
of the corks from the wine that Jerry's brought in,
mixed up with a couple of drops of Mama Ruders
vape jus a dollop of missus Ruders lemon curd.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I don't have to get to make some of that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
She makes it every day.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
What are you talking?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
You just gonna learn how to harvest it better.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Nah, that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
You're drinking from the tap and that's putting it on
the toast anyway. You swell it around anti clockwise.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
NA, put it on the neutral bullet.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Okay, spinach, Show me spinach.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
There's no, there's no spinach because we don't generally have
spinach sitting in there. What about Wilson, I get angry?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
What about all the shavings off the top of a
scratchy one of the crossword ones where there's heaps of
letters that you go to scratch off and the you.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Dust all that into isn't that colloidal silver? That is
how they make coloridal self? Actually? Owe me Kenner?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yes, Kenna again easy excess. What if your cousin Cliff
Curtis is coming around with Jackie Kenner and then.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Do you know what? This might surprise you guys, But
my second cousin, Cliff Curtis, never been to my house.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Show me duck eggs.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
No, I don't have easy access to duck eggs. Unfortunately,
there's another ingredients we chacko zim What about we govy
an injection of we gov.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
No, leb no potentiated beep.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No, because I just use the manuka honey.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Can we can? We can? We round up some coloridal silver,
some deer alberts and nature b bee pollen, magnesium, thousands
of luminous spheres, a biomde g string. That's all we
should have been doing for our wellness, Susanne Clu.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, no, ginger, raw, ginger, ginger.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Of course, could I forget about ginger? Put garlic in
that bitch?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You reckon totally?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
What three clothes of garlic are you? Garlic's the main
thing that sorts you out. Bro, What are you doing? Bro?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
That's not going to work with garlic, but the ginger
is very good for you.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Garlic be troops also that people, man, you can't need them,
I be troops, but you can. What happens if vampire
comes to trust that you and you don't have garlic
in that thing? Do you think about that?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I'll stab them with my cross and right to the
fucking heart and.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
You're throw your coloridal silver on the pomegranate.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
We've got all the ingredients. Okay, okay, all right, thank goodness,
gong us out of here, go on me.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the podcast, Big Damn the podcast because
we've got foot job Friday Tomorrow's this is the teas.
We had the deepest teas of all time for the
follow up on foot job Friday, because I have been
in correspondence with the person who had the foot job
perpetrated on them, killed, owner of.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
The foot, owner of her lonely foot.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Now, this is because there were no miffoot it's doing
foot job stories last week, and that if you act voters,
that means there were three of them. Yeah, last week.
One of them involved the sock. And we've got the
owner of the sock has gotten in touch with you, haven't.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
They The owner of the sock that was wearing that,
the owner of the foot that was wearing the sock, yes,
that had the job perpetrated on it?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah? Or did or did it perpetrate the job?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
This is the part of my question that's super interesting.
It had it had the look it was let's let's
deal with it tomorrow. It's not foot job bloody Thursday.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
No, it's not. You're right, you're right. I apologize, but
just by way of a tease, have you also heard
from the person who witnessed their parents?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And I reckon what's happen there is that that's a
different number. I think I was saying to you. I
think they've changed phone numbers to try and escape their past,
possibly try and escape me to trying to escape you.
But let me just say that the other the one
with the sock the sock job, ye, sock job steady,
is actually far more interesting. I mean, I technically I'd
(01:38):
quite like to get him on the show so we
can quiz them with a voice change of yeah, but
I'm not sure if he'll be superstoked about that. No,
are there any more questions you want me to ask
him before we get in?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Before? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay? What else do you want to ask?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I want to know was that his first time getting job? Yeah?
Or yeah with the feet and okay? And then same
question for him as the other one is did it
change his opinion on on foot because from memory he
only did it because the other person was hot and
they had asked them to And did that did that
(02:16):
awaken something for him? Have there been more?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Can we just turn because I'm not I can't be
bothered writing the stick, so I want to say it
into the microphone thing because I've been using that function recently.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, voice voice notes note thing. Okay, here we go. So, hey, bro,
what are you saying it like that?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Why are you saying it like you're reading it?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Just a couple of questions as follow up YEP two
the questions about the foot job.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Is this like a speech to text thing?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I was going to say, is that how you send
voice notes?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You sound like a number twenty six?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
This one from Maniah?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, good luck? Did it awaken anything? Didn't you? Full stop?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Did it awaken anything? A new.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And actually this was probably the first question before that one,
but it's probably too hard to go back and edit that.
But was that his first foot related experience? Was that
your first foot experience? I guess what's the word for
that foot related experience? You said this stuff?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, I was just going to say, and has it
been your last foot experience? Foot six experience? Foot six
doesn't quite sit well foot sex, does it?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's packing up you guys talking? So should did it awaken?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
God, it's going crazy?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And now I was writing that I have never By
the way, I know we talked about that last week
we went around the room.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I didn't ask because I didn't want to know the answer.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Well, but.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Would you what I want you? I don't want to
know that you wouldn't want another question? Do you trim
your down you trim your downstairs? Will you have up?
A two? It just had sinned?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Did you go back for seconds?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Boomer right? Okay, okay, send that great for tomorrow, guys.
Nice and it makes sense that he's.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Going to be not the.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Can I was there any more? Do you guys want
to go through any more phone notes? There any phone notes?
Because I noticed, Jerry when you're reading them out on
the show today, there were a couple that you sort
of glossed over over? Was there any how?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Did you know that? Well? There were some things like
my new Apple password? Yeah, because is there anything? Is anyone?
Is it more annoying than for getting it? Apple? Pass
so hard to fine?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I can't do it. I'm all out of passwords too. Okay,
Fozzy all blacks is a lonely job.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
And what way reading media phone call from Ardie Savia
following serious defeat to Ireland, are you really Okay, the
moment following the Alice Park test in twenty twenty two,
when you were overcome with emotion Raisor versus Fozzy, The
public seemed to love the fact that Razor could break
dance If you're going to hit the de floor after
a couple of whiteadows during a wedding, what are your
(05:21):
moves running man? Christian Mark moonwalk, question Mark the worm?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Were these questions for Fozzy?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah? Did he like those?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
He seemed to answer them during your stunt as coach?
Who was the best player you coached? Okay, fascinating stuff
from me.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
There, here's one for you. I told someone about you know,
the Y two K, and I said that I went.
I went up the hell Porthills and christ Church. I
mean my dad camped up there so that when the
lights went out we'd be able to see them. I
told that story to a friend of mine, and she
said her and her friends who lived in christ Church
(05:57):
ran around all the Jehovah's witnesses houses, flicking the lights
off and on and around the night.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
They how did they know when where all the Jovah's
witnesses are? I suppose you know those sorts of things.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I don't know. M here's a movie idea that I
wrote down. It's a hoary Ocean's eleven. Right, So we
just rob a bank, okay, me and men a guy
used to work with actually planned to bank robbery once.
Uh you know, you know, Jerry Seinfeld, comedians and cars
(06:30):
getting coffee? What does on public transport getting wasted? And
so we take people on like the one thirty two
weeks tot and just get shit fast.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
This was an idea that I had here.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
One Well, here we go, fellas. Sometimes you have these
full circle moments one tet wonder one. So someone that's
a one tet wonder can can? I is now good
as good a time as you need to? You know what?
Should we take a break and I've got something off
the back of one to wonder, A poignant reading from
(07:07):
some way where you wouldn't expect that, Jerry, and I'd
love to share it with you, something I'm pretty sure
you wouldn't have heard, but I think you would learn
a lot from.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Look forward to that.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
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Speaker 4 (07:30):
Koda a reading from the Gospel of Drake.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I did talk to a therapist one time, and he
made this point about being like, you know, no matter
what kind of woman you're chasing physically right like you
like you like ass, you like titties, you like like
he's like, you have the biggest tits in the room.
He's like, you walk into any room and you have
just the most gigantic tits. Nobody can think about anything
(07:56):
else other than whatever your gigantic tits, which is your Drake.
I remember this about this guy. I remember that about
this guy. I bet this guy does this. I bet
this guy does that. Like all the preconceived notions, they're
just like they can't see past the gigantic tips unless
they talk to you, and then they're like, oh wow,
like you're actually like, I mean, your tits are huge,
(08:17):
but you're super smart, you know, or like you're really nice.
So it's it's it's it's interesting to that's why I
relate to girls with huge shiits.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Wow. So I just thought that was quite poignant, and
I thought that you'd get a bit out of that.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So what he's saying is that being Drake is like
being a woman with massive yoppers.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Huge used. Yeah, sort of went straight at that one.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah. So yeah, because you walk into a room and
everyone kind of Drake's.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Drike, multi platinum, you know, Grammy want to Drake and.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I kind of get past that, and.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
That is has yoppers. Those are his yoppers to beer
wow and every room he goes into, you know, and
I think that's that's appropriate for running any walk of life,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And that's not till you talk to him that you realize,
oh no, he's actually all these other things. Yeah, you've
got huge yoppers, but you're smart.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
But you're also quite.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Smart and kind and kind.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
He does sound quite kind, he does. I didn't know
he I didn't know he was. You didn't know it
was like that, I didn't I didn't know. I've learned
a whole lot.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
You've learned a lot today, haven't you.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I want to know. So he was at a therapist
and the therapist was the one that said, so man like,
if you're an ass man or a teddyes man, Yeah,
and that was that was where he went. Says, identify
with Drake was teddies and ass Now.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
To be both or do you have to be one
or the other. I think it'd be none of the above.
What about it if you're a personality guy, I'm just
I mean that's me. Yeah, I'm totally a personality guy.
Should she should shoo?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
What?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You you can't hold on? That doesn't work. I was
going to say you can't fuck it personally.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
But.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
They're talking about that's the opposite, really, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Because weren't you just saying the other the other day? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Probably I had said a lot of things, I.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Can't put my in your hopes and dreams?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, yeah I said that. So who hasn't said there?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Why are you sharing all your aspirations.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Of the exactly? Who hasn't said there?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Far bit from me? I'm just sad for you to
then sit there and say that your personality man? Can
I also say, do you think Drake's therapist worded it
like that? Do you think Drake's therapist he sat down
and they're like, hey, Aubrey, that's his name, Aubrey's a therapist. No,
Aubrey is his name? Names Drake's name. Do you think
(10:58):
I sat down and went Aubrey, you're huge tats let
me explain. Do you think they said that? I don't think.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I don't know. I'm surprised that Drake's got a therapist.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
What is this? Is the thing?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Man?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
You wouldn't know he he does have? I mean he
cares too much. Well, scars are real and the yoppers
are real. Ruder it says here my super healthy smoothie
for when you start getting sick.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
So am I super healthy smoothie for when you start
getting sick?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Is the meso in it?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
There is no miso in it?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
There garlic in it?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
No, there is no garlic in it?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Is there turmeric?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
There is.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Turmeric on the board? Please?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Okay? So are we going turmeric or turmeric?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Turmeric?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Aluminum?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
No, maybe traces of aluminium.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Is coloid or silver on the board?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
That is not.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Silver? In the early two thousands had regional New Zealand
and a fucking choke hold. I one of my mate's
mums used to make it in a bathtub. What electricity
is involved? Somehow? Electricity colloidal silver? To go around there?
Jesus sons a bit sniff? We want to have a
tea spoon of coloidal silver?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
What is it? It's just water.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
It's water with some electricity put throught.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Is that all it is?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah? Coloid or silver in my brain, it's.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Is there is. There is pop purri on the board.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
No, why would I put popourri in there?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Is colloidal silver has no known function when taken by.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Mouth and is not an essential mineral taken by mouth.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
There it is is vitamins, is vitamin C.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
There is a vitamin C sachet in there. You know
those ones that you get with the lipospheric And there's
not a lot of foods that I can't stomach that
I icking hate, which tastes like gasoline.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
You get these little sachets of lipopospheric.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Vitamin C that goes in the smoothie. So because I'm
such a.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Baby, so sixty year old wine at six o five
am good? Yeah, miso souper eight am good?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah? More more nine thirds these days? Yeah, I've put
them off a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Lipospheric no terrible. It's the consistency is and it's got
the consistency of dilimo.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
It tastes like gasoline.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Is Sperrillina on the board.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Sperrillina is not on the board mainly because I don't have.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Easy access to it.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Do you have easy access to kale?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
No? No, that's not it's not in there.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Show me show me bananas.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Bananas don't make it. I make a wonderful smoothie daily
for my children. Bananas make that, yep, but they don't
make my wellness smoothie.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Show me water.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
No, there's there's no need for water.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Show me almond milk.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
There is no there's no need for any form of
liquid to go in it because it's watery enough with
the ingredients.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Show me Drake's huge to this.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
No, show me paracenamol ground up?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Why don't put that in my wellness smoothing?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I should do?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Uh god, I lost it. The show Baroka Barocca is not.
Shown me smoothie. Show me pine trees, dear Velvet, Oh
see Bob, Charles, dearvel devel.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I don't have very good access to that. It was
it was more. I'm a bit of a George's Marvelous
Medicine kind of person when I'm cooking and also making
wellness smoothies.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Love that book.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I just use whatever's in the house.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Okay, show me a biomeg.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
First of all, I don't have a biomeg myself. Show
me I'm not married Deka from the lat ninety Show
me authotics. It's now orthotics and why would I put
authotics in?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Might be a problem affects a lot of of people, man.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I can tell you from experience, orthotics do not go
in my wellness?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Okay? Can I show me? Can I also just say modium?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
No? Can I also just say shout out to the
person who takes it through? While the Harlem Globe trotters
were in here and said, do any of the Harlem
Globe trotters have flat feet? Look at my feelings? Show
give you, show me viagra, Show me sialis the freedom
(15:31):
to choose your own moment.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Imagine putting that that might be your problem.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
You might be unwell because you can't maintain an eriction.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's why I'm unwell.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Show me seventy on.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Blanc no no no, no, okay, toledos no frozen frozen.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Blueberries, blueberries, of course.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Frozen blueberries, red can we fruit read ky we fruit
skin on yep of course. Two tablespoons baking.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Soda Chinese research peptides.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Side of vinegar. Four tablespoons why more than this?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Okay, yes, myth.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Greek yogurt, non fat, non sugar, because it's got it's
got the anti bodies in there.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
That.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Probio culture.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
It's load of show me for ten points. Royal jelly.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
No, I don't know. I don't have easy access to
royal jelly. But along a similar line, two tablespoons manuka honey, Oh, okay, manuka.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Mana can show me two cigarettes and a bottle of water.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
And direct mania, show me fifteen beers and twelve hours
sleep and correct mania.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Missus Ruder's feces.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Neither is that on the board, missus Ruders or lemon curd,
Mamma Ruders vape juice?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Again, I don't drops Mama Ruders vape.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I don't have easy access to the vape juice.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Can we put together the anti the anti health?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
So it would be the crystals off the bottom one
of the corks from the wine that Jerry's brought in,
mixed up with a couple of drops of Mama Ruders
vape jus a dollop of missus Ruders lemon curd.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I don't have to get to make some of that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
She makes it every day.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
What are you talking?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
You just gonna learn how to harvest it better.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Nah, that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
You're drinking from the tap and that's putting it on
the toast anyway. You swell it around anti clockwise.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
NA, put it on the neutral bullet.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Okay, spinach, Show me spinach.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
There's no, there's no spinach because we don't generally have
spinach sitting in there. What about Wilson, I get angry?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
What about all the shavings off the top of a
scratchy one of the crossword ones where there's heaps of
letters that you go to scratch off and the you.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Dust all that into isn't that colloidal silver? That is
how they make coloridal self? Actually? Owe me Kenner?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yes, Kenna again easy excess. What if your cousin Cliff
Curtis is coming around with Jackie Kenner and then.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Do you know what? This might surprise you guys, But
my second cousin, Cliff Curtis, never been to my house.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Show me duck eggs.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
No, I don't have easy access to duck eggs. Unfortunately,
there's another ingredients we chacko zim What about we govy
an injection of we gov.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
No, leb no potentiated beep.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No, because I just use the manuka honey.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Can we can? We can? We round up some coloridal silver,
some deer alberts and nature b bee pollen, magnesium, thousands
of luminous spheres, a biomde g string. That's all we
should have been doing for our wellness, Susanne Clu.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, no, ginger, raw, ginger, ginger.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Of course, could I forget about ginger? Put garlic in
that bitch?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You reckon totally?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
What three clothes of garlic are you? Garlic's the main
thing that sorts you out. Bro, What are you doing? Bro?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
That's not going to work with garlic, but the ginger
is very good for you.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Garlic be troops also that people, man, you can't need them,
I be troops, but you can. What happens if vampire
comes to trust that you and you don't have garlic
in that thing? Do you think about that?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I'll stab them with my cross and right to the
fucking heart and.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
You're throw your coloridal silver on the pomegranate.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
We've got all the ingredients. Okay, okay, all right, thank goodness,
gong us out of here, go on me.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
The Jerry en when I catch the radio show. From
six to ten weekdays, the Hodaki Breakfast
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