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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Whodacky break for show. Bunning's trade is raising funds

(00:02):
this November to support Men's Help. I come through hold
Neck breakference with Jeffy and I and Bruder Toora Heaven.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
You've gone there, we go? What inspiration to get into Friday?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
On the Hurdachey breakfast, Happy Friday, get to be here.
Gotta love a Friday, not as much as a Saturday.
We've had this discussion at.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Nauseum ranked the days.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like people get hit
of themselves. Think of Friday's better than Saturday.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
So good to work.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It cannot by definition be better than a Saturday, but
it is still better than a Thursday, better than any
other day of the week.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
I'm just talking weekdays here. I'm happy to be here.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Would you say, though, that Friday is better on a
long What about a long weekend Friday? Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, it's off?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yes, I agree with you. What about a Friday where
you know that you've got a Monday off?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I mean, do you think that's better than the Monday
being off?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
It's just so much anticipation. Yeah, but you can just
go into that Friday with gay abandon thy care.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
You're still going to go to work?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
What about the Thursday before? Each day?

Speaker 5 (01:09):
You know you've got the Friday and the Monday off.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I'm saying, no day where you have to work is
better than the.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Day where you don't stop out thinking yourselves. Do you
prefer when your alarm goes off and you go, all right,
they're gonna go to work, then I've.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Got tomorrow off?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Or do you prefer when your alarm doesn't go off
and you just wake up when you want to.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Anyhoy?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Now I hate Friday's Actually I don't want to be
here Friday today.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Ryan Fox, New Zealand's bisk Golf is going.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
To be joining us from Megan on Fridays.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Got some important questions for her. Go find my caddy today.
We'll be announcing that before nine o'clock.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Jerry and the Night the Hold I Keep Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
So New Zealand wrapped up the T twenty series against
the West Indies yesterday.

Speaker 7 (01:57):
So wonder when here in Juanedin Ra Mario Shepherd the
big bastard himself into.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Conways on forty six?

Speaker 8 (02:04):
Can he bring up as fifty?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
He wept?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Said a hat down too long?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
On for the.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
Single and New Zealand win this fifth T twenty International
and take the series three to one.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Controversial there Tony Lay calling Ramrio shep at the big
bastard and I blame you for that when I Stuart why,
Because this.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Happens to me quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I will say something it will then immediately be misheard
and then misrepeated and then but then attributed back to me.
I said he's a big bustard. You then turned around
and said the big bastard. No, he's just one of
it's not his defining characteristic.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Wow, this happens quite often.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's like when we started the Big Brown slim Down
and then I was called a big brown beast out
in the office.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
This happens to me almost Taylor.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Someone just misremembers it by a word and completely changes
the meaning.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I got to get those things exactly right. It's important.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Words words are crucial.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Words are important.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
But yeah, Well, I tried to watch this game yesterday
and between running a few errandsisted afternoon. Every time I
turned the game on, it was off. I turned on,
there'd be a drinks break. Then I turned on and
the innings was over. Then I turned it on there
was another drinks break in our innings. Then it was
all over again. I was like, this was a this
is sort of how, to be honest, most of these
games should have gone because we collapsed.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
They collapsed.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
But then both teams managed to strangle the game back
to the twentieth over.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
It didn't happen this time. No, Well, it was an
interesting start at the game because the Westernian started with
Hassen Urai. I think it was twelve off the first
over or something six off the first ball. It was
full on, and then the Muffman came in and Jacob
Duffy and top three will get something over and because
apparently the Muffman, he was actually called the duff Man,

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and then someone in the a SEC accidentally called him
the Muffman in front of his teammates, and so now
his teammates and the black Caps are calling him the
muff man. And once you start to call him the
muff Man, it's hard to kind of pull back from there.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, I just hope that the West Indian team haven't
heard people calling Ramrio Shepherd the big bastard.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I know, well I was calling him that yesterday and
every time I said it, I just something in me died,
and I was like, why find me? And is he
going to track me down, find me and beat the
love and crap out of me? Yeah, fair enough if.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
He does, well, it's just it's just a lesson in
subtle nuance. There's a massive difference between a big bastard
and the big big you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Can you call him a big bastard?

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I think, well, here's a big basket.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah I know, But can you say any other he
comes a big bastard.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well, I wouldn't have done that. It seems slightly that
feels humanizing.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, when you describe oh man, he hits it hard, Well,
he's a big bastard. But then when you go here
comes the big bar, that's a definite article.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
It's a very different sort. It feels a lot more pointed.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
It feels like you're throwing it at him, as opposed
to just describing how big the bastard is.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well, I think as well that the important part of
the sentence is the big part, not the bastard.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
But that's because you focus on people's size too much.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, I mean, here's a big unit. Yeah, you know,
that's what I was describing someone. That's what I was
trying to describe, but the definite article when you said that,
it means that he's essentially again you say when.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
I'm still not sure the use of the term bastard,
for instance, if we were saying.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
The big bugger, like I quite also liked the big.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Unit was quite good there, Jerry. Is it the use
of the word bastard that makes it just a little bit?

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Why are you guys both looking at me?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Is this is mine?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
This was a throwaway comment that you've both gotten stuck
in the mud on. Here's a big bastard. Now that's
that's that's a loving way to describe a big bastard.
Now to go, are your gums the big bastard?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
You know what I mean? Yeah? See, if you hang
around too hard on that bastard, that's.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Subtle, it's nuances.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
But anyway, what I don't understand is why the hell
have they got him betting.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
At like ten?

Speaker 4 (06:05):
He can smash it's so annoying.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I think that is his what did he score forty something?
It's like his third highest score and all three of
them have been in this tour against us.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
That big bastard can hit the ball hard.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Kenny, what can he what it's a big bastard in
the One day international team?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Oh? Absolutely, I'd say so.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
I feel a player, great player, capable, player capable.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Also that ground tiny Yeah, and I don't understand why
because it's at Logan Park, which is enormous.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
There's no you know what I meaning.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
On the other side of it.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Nah, it's not a rugby field.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
I was thinking the same.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Third, there are no limitations that could have made that
twice the size and nothing would have been impacted. But
instead it's so small that it encroaches on the Highlanders
training facility across the road.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah. I mean it's not like it's in central London. Nah.
I mean the oval is so much bigger than that. Yeah,
and that's in central London.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well, it's also a purpose built cricket facility and it's
not an oval. If you see the drone shot, it's
like it's a rambus.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
That's a really good point.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Why why have you made can they not make it bigger?
Why couldn't they make it any bigger?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
I don't know. I think there's one there's one building
that's at the end of it, which is a museum, Yeah,
or was a museum now it's something else they moved out.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I think yeah, they built that for the bloody world
fear or something.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
When they hosted it.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
In Denedin, they actually reclaimed that entire area.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I reckon, knock that things, knock that, knock it down.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
You're the big basket and knock it out.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Jerry ed Midnight the hold I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I was just because say we got to take through
on three four o three, just before we get to history.
When the if did the show become Radio Hodacking Morning
Cricket Ship Yarns. I think about fourteen years ago when
Jerry was first hired. That's when that's when it started.
That's probably one of the new listeners that's come over
from the podcast. So great to have you with us,
and stick with us for the.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Rest of the morning.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
If you hated cricketing shit yarns, get ready for an
hour of golfing shit yarns.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's eight o'clock the history of Yesterday, today tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Today is the fourteenth of November, and on this day
in eighteen eighty nine, New York World reporter Nelly Bly
begins her attempt to travel around the world and under
eighty days she succeeds, finishing the triple seventy two days,
six hours, and eleven minutes. The aim was to surpass
the fictitious journey of Phileas Fogg in Jills Vne's novel
Around the World in eighty Days?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Was Phileas Fogg not a real dude? In past two
past p two wasn't real? Are you telling me? Past
per two? Phileas Fogg's servant wasn't real?

Speaker 5 (08:33):
No, And Charlie from Charlie in the Chocolate Factory not real?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Really? Sorry about James and the giant peach. Peach is real, James,
not Tarzan.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
To prove it could be done by a woman was
the other part of her her thing. Bli started in
New Jersey and took a steamship across the Atlantic to England.
When she traveled overland, it was mainly by train. She
made stops in various countries, including France, Egypt, Singapore, Hong
Kong and Japan. Nalie Bly was a pen name, her
real name Jess What's real anymore? Elizabeth Cochrane seamen excu.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
I think what she didn't realize was that one hundred
years later you would be able to fly around the
world in twenty four hours. Yeah, and the whole eighty
days thing would sort of seem a bit pointless.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, jeez, how was that? Oh she didn't fly. I
was just gonna say, how's the jet leg eighteen eighty nine?
She was on trains.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
She probably just slept the whole way. I mean, going
around the world would have been at eighteen eighty ninety.
Even going to a different country, Yeah, would be remarkable
if you were in Europe.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Apparently when they are inventing trains, though, Like, we genuinely
don't know what happens if a human being goes faster
than a horse can run, Like, do you just burst
into flames?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Do you get teleported into another dimension?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
We don't know. Turns out you just go a bit quicker.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, nothing really happens.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Nine did ninety one, the music video for Michael Jackson's
Black or White, premiers simultaneously in sixty nine countries. This
was the full length, eleven minute version, watched by an
estimated five hundred million people to visit. The video was
noted for its groundbreaking CGI morphing effects, which seamlessly transformed
the faces of different ethnic.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Back It really did.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
It was wild great.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Even if you watch it now, you like how they
held they do that. Yes, like look ai, I can see.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
How you do it.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
But back then anyway, Black or White reached number one
on the US Hot one hundred and five weeks after
its release, the fastest to reach the position since the
Beatles Get Back stayed at number one for seven weeks,
making Jackson the first artist to have multiple number one
songs of.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
The US and the seventies, eighties, and nineties. It was
it the decent Michael Jackson song I Don't Feel like
it was I Don't know the nineteen ninety one it
all got a bit sort of weird and whispering b
that to breathe went weird.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Nineteen ninety four, first public trains run through the Channel Tunnel,
linking England and France underneath the English Channel. This was
due to the launch of the Eurostar services from London
to Paris and Brutes. The tunnel runs fifty k's, around
thirty eight of that actually under the sea bed, making
it the world's longest underwater section of any tunnel. It
took six years, thirteen thousand workers, one of whom is

(11:06):
our very only heart that's right.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
He was in jail actually the end of that, didn't
he Sorry, he had up in jail in France after that.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, it was unrelated to although perhaps that's how he got.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
To France was through that tunnel.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yes, the idea of a tunnel beneath the English Channel
dated back more than one hundred and eighty years.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Proposals were first made in early eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
They came from two they came from two ends, and
they met in the middle and I think they were
something like three centimeters or four centimeters out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Right, that's powerful because they did the same thing with
State Highway one in Milton, and they missed by about
twenty meters. And that's why in the middle of Melton,
if you ever driving through there, the main street kinks
off to the left of a gone south and then
straightens up again. It's because they built it from different
ends and missed. Born on this day in nineteen forty eight,

(12:02):
King Charles the third Prince of Wales, then King of
the United Kingdom born in London, England seventy seven.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Today he shares a birthday with Adam Gilchrist.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
The Australian cricket are widely regarded as one of the
greatest worker keeper batsman ever. Fifty four today seventeen hundred
and sixteen Odi tons as well. That's crazy and he
shares a birthday with Travis Barker, drummer for Blink one
hundred and eighty two, also known for collaborations with numerous artists,
including Courtney Kardashian.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
He's fifty today. I've often thought about Travis Barker and
his collaboration with Courtney Kardashian.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow's Simmary for Friday,
the fourteenth of November twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's time for the later sport headlines. Thanks to export
Ultro the beer for here. New Zealand past bowler Jacob
Duffy the Muffman has delivered a player of the series
performance in the three to one T twenty went over
the West Indies. The Muffman finished with four for thirty
five and in the process became the third fastest New
Zealand bowler to fifty T twenty wickets. Wow. This was

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his thirty eighth match. Only Lovely twenty thirty six and
Lacky ferguson the Fucker Mahner Express thirty seven have got
there quicker.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Wow, that is pretty bloody good from Jacob Duffy. He's
obviously man of the series, but he's been a real
revelation over these last couple of years, Hasn't he just
really stormed on there? To be honest, if you come
in to play against New Zealand in New Zealand and
you're gonna deal with Duffy and Jamison coming at you
from both ends.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, And we're going to Australia at the end of
next year.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
He'll do well there.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I think he'll do quite well Soul Jamison, Yeah, particularly
if he is super accurate with that extra bounce. Yeah yeah, Deepling.
The All Blacks have their captain back as they prepare
to face England at Twickers on Sunday morning. Scott Barrett
has been cleared to start after a full week of
training as his gash healed.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Are you going to sit in an alarm for four
am to watch that one on Sunday morning?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
No, because nowadays you can just watch it on the
replay in the morning on the It's just their waiting
for you on the TV.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I find rugby hard to watch when I know how
it's gonna turn out.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I don't watch. I don't look at anything. Oh yeah,
so that can be a bit of a challenge. Yeah,
that can be, but I don't. It's actually a really
nice it's a nice way. It's a nice reason to
not look at your phone. Yeah, and so I'll just
be like, oh, no, I don't want to look at
my phone, and then you have like five hours off looking,
which is quite good. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Back in the day, my family were too poor to
have Sky TV, and when the All Blacks first week
to Sky, they would replay free to air at midday,
and so the thing for my family on a Sunday
morning was avoid any kind of contact with the outside world.
No radio, no television. We turn that thing on at
twelve and pretend.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
It's live for Brethren. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Oh, it was a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Exclusive Brethren, not allowed to share walls with other heathens.
I find it hard, particularly because if you've got a
bet on it, you'll know straight that, the temptation to
check your bet before you watch it.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
It's hard.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
And I've talked to Carl's going to join us on
the show very shortly, but I've talked to them before
about is there a way where if you could prove,
like say, you put one of those Elon Musk neuralink
things in my head and I can prove that I
haven't seen and I don't know the outcome, I should
be allowed to bet on a replay. I see, yeah,
And the argument is always, well, how the hell are
you going to prove that I don't know T A B.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
That's up to you. You figured that part out.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
All I'm saying is if I genuinely don't know the
outcome much to be allowed to bet on a replay.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
And James O'Connor's been summoned to take the reins of
the ailing Wallabies handed back the number ten jers is
they seek to rescue their crumbling season against Ireland and
Dublin on Sunday morning. Australia have lost five of their
last six matches as coach Joe Smith's rain enters the
final Throe.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
This is good because for the longest time I was
saying that international rugby, particularly the Rugby Championship and by extension,
the All Blacks, are all better off. When Australia are
good at rugby union, then all of a sudden they
got got at rugby Union.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
I hated it now.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
To see the reserve first five for the Crusaders who
couldn't get any game time for them.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
And actually was asked if he.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Could play the fa lady for the Crusaders and he's like, ah,
I'll give you thirty really yeah, yeah, because when all
of their first five started getting injured last season, still
won the comp and they asked him if he wanted
to play the whole game.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
He's like.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Not really, oh wow, And now they're having to throw
on the ting jersey. See how it's worded. They handed
back the.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Ting Jerzytom, Yeah, right, reluctantly.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
He doesn't want to do it.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
It's Australia paying for sixty Ireland one dollar eighteen the.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
First five that doesn't want to play the seest.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
Jerry and mid Night the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Come into the office this morning, Fellows, and we shared
the office with Flavor down the hallways, and I was
talking to a Zora who hosts the breakfast show down
there in Flavor. It's just talking about how she wishes
she could go back to twenty six years old.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Really yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
She she just circled twenty and she was like, I
wish part of it was she felt.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Like she'd lost two years to COVID.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
But then also part of it was like, twenty six
is you're switched on and together enough, but also younger,
so you can, you know, you get another crack.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, twenty six is one of those ages, twenty six,
twenty seven where you've probably you're not on the bones
of your ass normably. You might you might have just
started your career, but you can use the excuse of
youth still. Yeah, Whereas probably when you get into your thirties,
all of a sudden, if you make a mistake, people
will go, well, you're probably old enough to know better.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
So the pressure when you turn thirty, like I'd never
thought about my life past thirty, and then as soon
as you turn thirty, it's like, all right, you're now
supposed to have this.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
This and this.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
But when you're twenty, you're like, I'll be twenty forever.
I'll always be in my twenties and all I'm going
to do is just hang.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Out with my mates and get on the person. I
think you can do whatever you want when when you're
in your twenties, I think the thirties is a building time.
I think, no, trade, No, it's you know, I think
I think you're building you Oftentimes people are building families
and all that sort of stuff. And then I think,
and you settle down. It's a settling zone. Yeah, and
then at forty you start to lose the weld till love.

(18:05):
And then I think by your fifties you sort of
have a bit of a renaissance. That's from people that
I've spoken to, that's what happens.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Didn't we hear from a woman that there was almost
like a second puberty sort of late sixties early seventies. Really, Yeah,
we were talking about this a while ago on the
radio and someone called it and said that she was
having a resurgence of you know, sort.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Of love making. Well maybe that maybe that's why people
are Apparently they're happy, Like apparently you get happier as
you get older. So like all the research is that
you actually are at your happiest when you think in
your seventies.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
From the seventy year olds I've met, it's because they
couldn't care less about what anyone thinks about them.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
That's why.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, yeah, one hundred percent, they're not worried about looking
silly at all.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
So if you could, would you go back to an age?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Or I don't think so, but I do. I don't know.
It's a weird like would you Okay?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
So the scenario is you get to go back to
any age you want, but you take all your thoughts
and memories with you.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
What age would you go to?

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Yeah, I'm sort of thinking twenty three twenty one.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I was still an absolute mutant twenty tells.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
By about twenty three, I feel like I came online
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
It happened till then. I was just munding my way around.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
And so you want to come in at twenty three,
or why wouldn't you come in a little earlier and
then have a nice little run into it?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
There was too much of a mutant. I would, I
would know what I needed to do it. I still
wouldn't do it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
I was still inderneed in at twenty one.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
So what were you doing at twenty three?

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Twenty three?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I was sharing our peggers overseas and the overseas.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah, in the U. Can't we go there?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I mean, that's probably the best neck I've ever been in.
You know, off the back of a pretty hectic sharing
run at twenty three.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Okay, you know, I think I could see my top
two apps at that point.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Last time I saw them, I didn't assume they're still there.
And what would you do differently?

Speaker 4 (19:58):
That's the part I don't know, really don't know. I
don't know what would you what age would you go to?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I would look, I've got I mean, I've got kids
and stuff. So that and one of them was a
massive mistake. So I when I say massive mistakes, not
like not like I wish that that didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
You didn't learn that until just last week.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
I just didn't didn't expect that she was going to arrive.
And so if I went back, I wouldn't You wouldn't
have those kids, no, because it wouldn't work that way
if you went back.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
To twity one, and you would have been the next,
you know, thirty years telling everyone about these.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Kids that you never had.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, so I would. That's it's a big dice to
roll that one, because once you got kids, you realize
you don't want that to change and you don't want
them to be any different. You're happy with what you've got.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
There someone sticks her on three four three on thirty one,
I'm slowly starting to realize I can no longer punish
my body with alcohol, junk food, and poor sleep and
still feel okay the next day.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
No, that's exactly what happens at thirty.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
But well I change probably not.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
No, No, you don't. I'd actually, if I could, I'd
go back to four four. Yeah, I'd go back to four,
go hard, resee it. Yeah, I'd go all the way
back to four.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Go back to when you stop winning the bed yep.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Four and and I just that last year of Candy,
I just nail last of Kendy so and I'd have
so much knowledge.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
You would hit primary schools screaming who is it?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
I'd be like Mozart. Yeah, people will be like, who's child? Genius?
This guy?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Honestly, he's five years old. He could host a breakfast
radio show. I reckon he could host the Light and
Pertainment TV show.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
He's five years old. Exactly what to do? I'd give
radio had a call, I'd give Blackie a call, yeah,
and John Hawksby and and see if I can wrangle
my way into a brickfish.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Sugar at this Yeah, either be know my hosking because
it'll be five year old breakfast.

Speaker 9 (21:48):
Yeah, Jerry and Mani the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
It's time for the good news tomato.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
This was born of out of a need to share
some good news. There's so much bad news in the world.
To be honest, news is bad news, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah, you don't really.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
It is, but it's very nature because most things that
happen in the world are good. Yeah, So for it
to be unusual, it would have to be bad.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, or it would have to be so overwhelmingly good
that we're like, yo, they've killed it, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (22:22):
But yeah, sort of that there's no really good news.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
And the other part is, like I said before, in
New Zealand, you're not really you're not really really you're
not really allowed to just tell your mate some amazing
thing that you've done, or they're going to.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Be like, all right, mate, relax. Yeah, but you can
tell us, Yeah, you can tell us. You can tell
us on three for it three we can give us
a call. O one hundred.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Hodaki The Tomato Park came from a hilarious auto text
correction where I said, hey, tomorrow on the show, let's
share some good news tomorrow, and that auto corrected to tomato,
and obviously that's hilarious, and now it's good news tomato.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Ever since, the thing that happened to me this week,
which is like everyone else was well, this is low level,
but it's deeply personal. I tossed. My partner went away
to four nsnds too, and so my son's at boarding school,
and then so it's just my daughter at night at home,

(23:17):
and my daughter made a spaghetti bolonaise for her and myself,
the most delicious, she's fifteen, the most delicious, slow cocked
spaghetti bolinnaise cooked, and I got a long slow on it.
She went slow, she went four hours.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Went fourteen hours overnight, give it.

Speaker 10 (23:38):
On one hundred and four hours on one hundred and
thirty four hour, four hours, bag bowl in the oven
worth a couple of cans of hope or tomatoes and
some brown onions, and.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
She got them that. She got the masher involved. And
I came home after seven sharp on I think Wednesday
night must have been Wednesday night, and the table was
set and then everything was made and she made me
this delicious. It was so nice, made with love.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
That's first off, the secret ingredient.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
But also when when your child that used to cook
four for years and years and years turns around and
makes you something, it makes you feel good. You've made
something that makes you something.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
The investment is finally starting to pay.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
So it's a personal thing and it's only a small thing,
but it made me feel good.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
But also that's going to put her in such good
stead for when she goes flatting, because the the backbone
of a backbone of a flat diet is the spag bowl.
I mean, four nights out of the week when you're flatting,
you will have a spag bowl.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Now when she.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Shows up and four hour overnight cooks that bitch, yeah,
you know this is going to change the game totally.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
And I did say have that exact conversation with her
while we're eating the spag bol I said, this is
this is a really good spak bowl. This is this
is restaurant quality. Ferestly, secondly, you can make a giant
one of these in the flat. You're going to impress
them Also, then you're going to turn into mince on
toast the next day. They think good. Last three days.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, I mean she's not far away from graduating to Lasagna.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Really is shit at this point? Well that's the yeah,
that's the next time.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Mine seems trivial.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Now after all of this, I so obviously I've when
on holiday, I really let go other open terms of
the big brown slim down. Over the last few weeks,
I had been on my pro on my way to
running five cab and working my way up, and I thought,
when I got back from America, Bagger, I'm I'm gonna
have to go back a couple of weeks. I don't
think I can just pick up where I left off,
put on a couple of key this, and then I

(25:31):
thought they'd be cowed, just get into it. And so
on the Tuesday I went for a run around four
k's and yesterday I went for another run. I ran
four point six k's. I reckon this weekend, I'm going
to go for the five. I'm going for it. That's
that's the furthest I've run since well probably in five

(25:51):
since before COVID, Is that right?

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah? Got on now four and a half?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Case Now, did both of my achilles feel like they
were going to tear off the.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Bone this morning. Yeah, but buger it.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, but that thing of just using some muscles that
you probably haven't used for a while, but they're going
to come back, that'll bounce back and in greater numbers.
And how are you feeling as a result of that?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I feel mentally, I feel like you are never in
a bit of hitspace enough to you have been for
a run. It's better than any other exercise. Yeah, but
physically I'm in tatus.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Give us a call one hundred Haidarchy. We'll give us
a text three four eight three. What's your good news?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
There's been a few comes through already, which I am
pretty excited about.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
We'll share those with your next one involves fungus.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
Jury in the night the hourarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
So it's a good news tomato time on Friday, as
we reflect back on the week and share some good
news and personal news that's happened to us. You can
self source on three four eight three or eight hundred
hydarchy with Gayer band, and we will not judge the
self sourcingness of it.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Nothing too lame, nothing too serious either, we will. We'll
read them all.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
It's it's good's it's what we need as a as
a country Will textra on three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
I won four bonus lines on my lotto ticket.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
So nothing too big, nothing too small.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
That's right, we won four bonus lines and our ticket.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, mainly thanks to our AI chap bot Bruce Bruce.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Another textra on three four eight three.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
My good news that my wife goes away tonight and
coincidentally my friend from years ago showed up unannounced and
gave me a bunch of dehydrated magic mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
That sounds like a dangerous situation.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
It sounds like a tremendous situation, doesn't it. Yeah, wife's away,
just bloody hanging out by yourself.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Look weird. I mean I can see that going one
in two ways. You know, it could go about full
ways infinitely.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, that's a bloody good one.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
This week, while out sailing in the.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Marlborough Sounds in the Twilight Series, I was able to
communicate with signal flags to the German Air Force transport
planes as they did a fly by the phrase cameltoe.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Oh wow, so.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
He's out on his dick, the y m c A
with the flags.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I wonder how long you've been waiting in that situation
to be able to communicate that learning those flags and
those flags ignorant like one day, this is going to
come in handy.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
If anyone comes over that would understand these flags. I'm
going camel tie straight away.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Morning boys.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
We may not have won lotto, but I did want
to double pass to push push.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Thanksky. That's from Greek. There we go, nothing too big,
nothing too small.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
First week down on my internship, Absolutely loving it. That's
from Zoe and Studio B. Great news. Fella's been a
long week and I've got Twilight Golfer put on here
this havo.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
How good?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Ah, there we go. See the Friday is always good?
How good is that? Someone just learned that we've got
a radio show, So that's good.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Great news.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
This one here, this one's heart warming. My baby, who
we were told would be in palliative kir when she
was born, is off to school on Monday. Oh, how
good is that?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
That's that's got me going.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Proper good, proper good news on a Friday, and rounded
out with my new bidet toilet setter arrives today.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Ah, brilliant, great news, the good news. Tomato.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
What a roller coaster. Keep those coming through three four
eight three.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
You'll feel free to give us a call eight hundred
Hodoch if you've got any good news to share.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Jerry and Midnight, the Htarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
The good News Tomato, somewhere where you can share your
good news. However, Big, however small on the radio three
for three, eight hundred headaches. Zoe, you have steamed in
from studio Big.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
I'm getting the keys to manuflat today.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Congratulations getting we welcome packt the Wi Fi password or
the jets.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh so you're going to go and move in tonight
first night, No tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
No Sunday, bloody Sunday. Yeah. And this is an interesting
mood because this is a the first time you've moved
in with your partner, just you and your partner. Yep, ye,
you're getting rid of ditching the flatmates.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
I know, yeah, you hated them.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I think one of the coolest parts and one of
my fondest memories of moving in was just me and
my There is the fish and chip picnic that you
have on the floor of the lounge because you don't
have your furniture set up quite properly and you don't
have anything to cook on.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, oh yes, if you've got any catches or something,
that you need to get rid of. You know, I
can do your beanbag. I know that the tradition is
for a mail to carry his partner into their first place.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Across the threshold.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah, but I think that after Yeah, I think they're
not that far. Okay, all right, all right, what about you?
Any good news?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yeah, I mean it's pretty low level. But I was
driving in this morning, and I do come into work.
I try and get here by about Habus four, and
quite often that means on the motorway that I drive along,
there's going to be roadworks in this Yeah, certain parts
of the motorway that and then you've got to take
back roads, et cetera, et cetera. And it looks like
on my phone it was guiding me around the back
ways to get to work, which would have added another

(30:49):
fifteen minutes. And just as I was coming along, they
were just taking the road cones away. So I managed
to get through and save myself fifteen minutes in the
Morning's a rifle?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
What because?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah, man, how frustrating is it when it's shutting my head?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
One the other day after the cricket actually, and it
was shut off, you know, at ten o'clock at night
they shut the whole motorway off.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
You've got to go and do a ticket to a
round wist Ackland.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
My phone died and so I couldn't maps my way
back to because it just spat me out in some
you know, backward outrageous fortune.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
So don't you've always feel a little bit cheated when
that happens. You always feel this has caught me unaware. Yeah,
I didn't sign it. I always think I didn't sign
up for this.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I's to navigate by the stars to get back to.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
My That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
A couple more ticks through on three four eight three
Good News on page thirty two.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Hot message available until late late.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
That's one here driving to work and listening to my
brother from another mother, and I reminds me of our drives.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
To school every time, feeling blessed. That's from Holy.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
It's Holly Eminster, New Zealand's premieer Olympic cyclist. Yeah, grew
up with Holly and her brothers and used to drive
her to school in brown car.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
That is something that only one person care about.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Good morning, Holy Jerry and Mini the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
So texting on three four three didn't and I just
ram it from fourth straight into neutral with that last
comment that'll bug the gearbox.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Well, it's a great point. It's a great point.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I did we We sort of have steered away from
gear checks at the start of every show.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
We probably need to get back into that. But yeah,
I've just I think.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
You just heard the pinpoint moment where I chucked it
into neutral.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
For twenty twenty five. Don't think there's anything wrong with
going from fourth into neutral. No, I don't think that's
where you'd go, wouldn't you. You wouldn't go first into neutral,
that would be weird. Wow, you'd go second into neutral
if you were changing down. So you're in fourth and
going about sixty ks now, then you go third some
second you arrive at the lights, then you just go
into neutral.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, if you go second into first sometimes you can.
And but yeah, I don't see any issue going from
fourth into neutral, go and reverse.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Into first, that'll bug your gearbox. Tell you that for
nothing when you are because you've got a manual swift.
But if you are changing down, Yeah, so let's just
say you're in fourth and you're going like fifty k's
now whatever, fifty thirty in the swift. Yeah, and then
you go third. You're changing and you're approaching some lights. Yeah,
it's a flat surface. You change into third, down into second. Yeah.

(33:11):
At that point neutral, do you go clutching into neutral?
You don't go, and then you go first? You wait
with the clutch in, or are you in neutral with
the foot on the brake and the clutch out.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Oh, it depends depends on the terrain, I guess, or
how long I know the red light's going to be.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
There's quite a short red light of I'll just sit
in first.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
There the issue. I've got the moment.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
So if I'm coming off the motorway, I'll go fourth
straight into neutral and then just ghost up to the
to the intersection.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
You come to a RESTful stop.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
But if it looks like the traffic might take off again,
I'll clutch and just match the gear to.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Whatever gear I might need.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
If we're about to take off again, you know you
might need third, you might need to grab second. The
hard thing I've been dealing with at the moment is
walking over to where.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Our cars are parked. I chuck the old ear pods in, yes,
noise cancelers.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
When I get into the car, I'm like, oh, can
I be able to take the headphones out then connecting
the bluetooth to the thing, or I'll just leave the
bloody headphones in. Well, what I've realized is that driving
a manual is a lot about hearing the ribs. That's
basically you don't you're not actually looking at the riof
counter as to win to change gears.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
You hear it when you can't hear it.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Oh, I'll stall that bitch of the lights here and
I'll tell you So I was doing that for a
while when when I was putting these noise cancelers, and
so I can't hear the ribs, so I'm under revving it.
Installing it the light humiliating, but that'll draw so much
attention to it. The other day I did it at
an intersection, and worst case scenario, there's about four people
I knew standing at the thing that I had the
music blearing, windows down, hot spring day, and then all

(34:42):
of a sudden the music cut. I stall, someone honks
at me, and then four people that I recognize here
and go, you drive a swift. And so now what
I've started doing is overriving that sucker, because again I
can't hear the ribs, and so now I'm peeling out
from every.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
S okay, because the other thing you can do. I
don't know whether I actually think it's you. You're better
with a stall than the right of the clutch, like
riding the clutch out of a out of a from first.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
But it's like, yeah, but you're assuming that I don't
want my car to explode into a fiery wreck on
the side of the motorway.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
I do, Okay, yeah, you burn out that clutch.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
A lot of this chat makes a lot of sense
to me. I learned to drive and a manual car,
and it's just occurred to Menell. There is a whole
generation of people that won't understand what it's like to
drive me in the car. Yeah, they will look at
it like there's something wrong with either of them or
with the car. How on earth am I supposed to
drive this?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yes, flip side of that is there's a whole they
are the same people who are stealing cars at the moment,
and and so there's a whole generation of people who
don't know how to steal my car. Where I park
on my on my street, there is an alleyway that
so if you're going to rob a car, It'll be
the car parked in front of the alleyway. Rob that car.
Run down the alleyway, You're gone. I park in front
of it every night. No one's touched my car. Every

(35:59):
car around me has had a window broken, something stolen
out of it.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
No one's touched my car. So I reckon.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
They look in the window and they see the gears.
They can just get Yeah, I see as well. My
fifteen year old daughter's about to learn how to drive.
And nowadays, back in the day you could get you
could you could set your test and an automatic and
you could still drive a manual.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Oh really, not anymore. No, that fixed that when I
came through.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Not anymore.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
You can do the flip side if you If you
set your test in a manual, you can drive an automatic. Yes,
and so manuals were very highly prized when I was
getting my license.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, everyone was like, going to brow your car. It's
a manual, then I can drive both. But yeah, lost that.
Jerry and Midnight, the Hodichy Breakfast, the Hardachy Breakfast Mastermind.
That's right.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was beaches. But look the tradey from
Hamilton couldn't take away the prize to me. Today, We've
got one hundred dollars up for grabs. Jackpot's fifty huck
every day we don't ever win it. And since Ryan
Fox joins us in the studio after eight, Today's Mastermind
topic is foxes.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Don from Nelson, the school principal, joins us on the line, Morning, Don,
what's the current go with punishment for kids that are
doing things wrong?

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Don?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
We're still strapping and we're still caning.

Speaker 7 (37:09):
No, no, we just say to them that we're not angry,
were just really disappointed.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
And that works like care No. I see, you have
a daughter who's a princess.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I do.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Yeah. Yeah, So she's not like a sex year old
or eight year old who walks around the Prince's act.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
She is the princess at Disneyland.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
What hell? What she like?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Dresses up as the princess and people get photos with it.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Oh, well just.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
A dream gig. That's that's better than being a regular princess.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Well yeah, but you also said, Donnie, that she's not
like a sexula who walks around the princess dress pretending
she's a princess.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
That's exactly what she's like.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
That's very great. If she's twenty two. All right, Don,
this is the way it works. You got forty five seconds.
We can ask you five questions to get three corect.
You can pass it in time. You're going to pass
past quickly. If we stuff it up, you are you
ready to play?

Speaker 6 (38:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
First question for Don the school principal from Nelson who
provided the voice of fantastic mister Fox in the two
thousand and nine movie what is the nearest city to
the town of Foxton Parmis North correct, who had the
nineteen eighty six hit touch me brackets, I want your

(38:27):
body close brackets correct. Grant Fox played his last test
match in nineteen ninety three against Who.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Australia.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
No.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
What was the name of Michael J. Fox's character in
the Back to the Future films, Alex P. Keaton, who
provided that Yes, he's gonna get it. He's gonna I'm
gonna give it to him. You want congratulations done, well done.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
A little unorthodox by you don't get the question right.
You were only going to get it one. All he
would have done is past two questions and then got
it right.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Anyway, Well, yeah, there was running out of time, potentially
but still I reckon.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
And even if you think Jerry jumped the gun, then
that invokes the justice for Tony Claus. So either way,
don's one. Congratulations done, great work mate, thank you.

Speaker 11 (39:16):
I'm very excited for a Friday.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Two easy, one hundred bucks coming your way, Jerry and
the Night the Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Ryan Fox joins us in the studio, head of the
Chasing the Fox Tournament, which is coming up well, I
don't know if you call it a tournament, so it's
coming up on the twelfth of December at Royal Auckland
and the Grange. Ryan tell us about the tournament. What's
the vibe of the Chasing the Fox.

Speaker 8 (39:42):
The vibe is pretty crazy to be got Like last
year especially, it's we came up with the concept kind
of on the back of the Black Clash, Like obviously
that's worked really well cricket wise, and golf kind of
lends itself to a bunch of different people playing and
you know, something quirks, something fun, something that everyone can
get involve and show that, you know, golf's just not

(40:02):
a like snobby old man's sport like and I think
we've done a pretty good job over the last.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Couple of years. That thing that you just said, there
a snobby, old man's sport. Yeah, that's the been the
problem that's been holding golf back for the longest time,
don't you reckon.

Speaker 8 (40:17):
Yeah, it's a lot better than it used to be. Like,
you know, I think golf clubs now have relaxed dress
codes and all of that kind of stuff that was.
You know, when you go into a golf club and
you have to wear long socks or yeah, Like I
like going to a golf club and wearing golf clothes right, Like,
I'm in my golf clothes this morning. I'm going to

(40:37):
play golf after this. But like, I like being kind
of neat. But if we can wear hoodies and stuff
on tour playing like, there's no reason your local club
can't that you wear a hoodie.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yeah, because I feel like most key is because everywhere
around the country we've got these beautiful courses and growing up,
youays out there, you know, like the round on the Saturday,
there'd be some guy out there with three clubs in
his hand and your feet.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
And he might win the whole competition.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
But then for some reason, we we then it gets
priced out with these like sort of swinky courses, there's
obviously a middle ground and there there's something annoying about
pulling up to a golf course and some guy's got
a shirt off.

Speaker 8 (41:14):
Yeah. I'm more of like shirts on playing golf, unless
it's like in the Bahamas or something like that.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
As a rule.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, but you're right, and the chasing the fox thing
we've commentated at last year, it's a it's a real
party for the people that come along as well. On
that sixth hole, you get. The great thing about golf
is you either get to watch someone had an incredible
shot or even better, they just absolutely shank one out
into a bush and that's just as entertaining.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Wat.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Yeah, I mean, I like I've done a little talk
and Jerry can like confirm this so before everyone goes out,
because everyone's a little bit nervous. There's loads of people
out there. Yeah, Like people just want to see you
and yeah, they'll chair a good shots, but they kind
of want to see the bad shots too, because that's
what like it's it's it's it's like, oh, well if
Jerry can do that, well it's all right. If I

(41:59):
had a bad shot, it's yeah, and like you know,
we've got some really good golfers playing like you know,
Mitch Santner has played the last couple of years, He's
on like a plus two or plus three and still
seeing those guys like hit bad shots like it's it's
it brings everyone like on the same level.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
As a professional goal for yourself like this for people
who are playing, who are who are you know, middling handicappers?
How often do you hit bad shots? Do you ever
hit bad shots? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (42:28):
I hit bad shots. It's just the the windows smaller, right,
Like so the old saying in golf, it's not how
good your good shot is, it's how good your bad
shot is. And I think how good your good shot
is is the great part about golf, because a thirty
handicapper can still hit a wed shot to a foot
like I can. But a thirty handicapper can also hit
a wed shot two foot in front of them. Whereas

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for the most part, if I've got a wed shot,
like if I don't hit the green, I'll be pretty
pissed off at myself. So like, you know, if I
hit a wed shot to forty feet, I feel like
that's a a bad shot. Yes, So it's just the
perception of it changes.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Whereas my bad shot could either go one foot in
front of me or five hundred feet on the other
side of the green. When I scallured out onto the
to the road, someone sticks through and said, Ryan, what's
your handicap?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Do you have a handicap?

Speaker 8 (43:14):
Yeah, I handed in a card yesterday, so I'll tell
you exactly what it is. I have a comp with
my mates every year. So this year we're playing three
pointers a minus one, four pointers a minus two, and
every wipe or no point stable for the score is
plus one, and it's a cumulative score for the year, and.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
It's I'm going to need to float hut, and it's and.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
So we're playing for like a two hundred and fifty
dollars bottle of wine each for like seven right, So
currently my handicap is plus seven point nine.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Geez, that's that's useful. So you stand on the tee
on the first tee and you are assuming if it's
a seventy two handicap, but that you're going to be
shooting a sixty five.

Speaker 8 (43:58):
Yeah, I played running yesterday and I was on plus eight,
so I'd shoot sixty two to play in my handicap.
And what did you shoot sixty thirty eight points.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Sand began.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
So I had a keddy last year at the Chasing
the Fox Apears Mesh. His name was literally Caddy, his
snave's friend Kendy, and you think, well, the name like that,
you're going to be a good keddy. Mesh. He was absolute.
He was rubbish like he was. I blame. I mean,
our team won mainly because of Mark Richardson, who just
played outstanding me. We used a couple of my shots,

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but look, I was at certain times I was standing
by my ball ready to go, and Mesh was knowing
to be the guy with my bag, disappeared into the crowd.
God knows what he was doing, but either drinking beers
with people or having selfies or doing something for social media.
And meanwhile, I'm standing there. I've got so he was rubbish,
So I fired him, fired him on Monday. Yeah, he

(44:53):
needed to go. And we've opened it up to two
people on eight hundred hrdoche and three for three to
be my key, and I think we've nailed it down
to three contenders. I want to put a scenario to
those three contenders, and I think how they answer it.
I think they're all They're all good contenders. I think
they could all be good caddies. But to differentiate them.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I think give them a scenario. I've got to see
how they deal with the real world scenarios like a
job interview.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
And then after that, I want to play you a
little some audio that have you hitting golf balls, and
I'd like to see if you can tell us what
club you're hitting on each of the audio scenarios.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Jerry and Mian Night, the Hotiarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I'm looking for a caddy to help me to propel
us into the first ever You're right, I'm are good. Sorry,
just hit the desk. Carry on the first ever defense
of the Chasing the Fox Cup, which we won last
year Team Media, mainly through Mark Richardson's heroics.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yeah, he's not going to be there this year, so
you're off to a bad start.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah, he. I took the cup and I went to
a party straight afterwards. I didn't sleep. I didn't get
to be until about seven o'clock actually that next morning.
And there's a lot of drinking out of that cup.
It's changed color slightly. I'm not sure if I should
be telling you that right. So anyway, we got rid
of mild caddy mash looking for a new caddy. In
terms of caddies, what sort of things do I need

(46:18):
to be thinking about? Right?

Speaker 8 (46:20):
Well, we've got a sort of a joke of a
role on tour for caddies. There's three parts of their
job description they need to do. Turn up, keep up
and shut up. Obviously Mashie completely failed to keep up part.
But for you, Jerry, from what I saw a couple
of weeks ago, like the shut up part might not work,
Like we need someone that can yell for.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Yeah, you're gonna have to look at I do a
lot of work on the fairway beside.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Yeah, you take the Tiger line.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I've got the super slice. So I've got I've got
a scenario. Yes, and we've got three contenders. We've got Zach,
Ben and Mitch. It's got a Zach first one is Zach.

Speaker 11 (46:59):
How are you morning?

Speaker 8 (47:00):
Jens?

Speaker 11 (47:01):
How's it going?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Goods that you're nineteen? Yes, I am. You've got a
bit of knowledge of Royal Auckland.

Speaker 11 (47:07):
I do. I certainly. I've been a been a member
for good few years now.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Zach.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
We've got a text through saying all the guys at
the golf Warehouse team would like to get behind Zach
the Ginger Assassin.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
As you're a caddy, you get a bit of support.

Speaker 11 (47:21):
It's awesome by my boss is actually caddying for John
k as well.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Well. She is quite useful. Last year, John Key, we
can play, Yeah, he really can. I mean hold on one, yeah.

Speaker 8 (47:33):
Went viral. The first one for a hole in one
on eight is his first one ever?

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Now was that? Did he use a driver on a
path three?

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Is?

Speaker 8 (47:40):
Now? It was a seven?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Would?

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Okay, that's that's that's allowed. That's allowed.

Speaker 8 (47:44):
It was ver the wind and it was a pure
golf shot.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Okay, all right. He normally plays with He played with
his son and David Seymour last year, who is the
only person I've ever seen to hold hands with his
partner just before as the approaches. Yeah, the world first.
It's not a good look, okay, Zach. Here's the scenario, Zach,
I have over indulged slightly leading into my shot on

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the first tee at the Chasing the Fox event.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
He's been overserved.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
I've just been overserved slightly and I've been a little
bit thirsty in the practice area. I've taken the driver
on the first tea, and I'm also asking you if
you could grab me another drink? Will you give me
another drink? Or will you move me away from that idea?

Speaker 11 (48:33):
Well, I think there's quite a fine line, isn't there.
I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with sort
of getting the joints loose.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
So.

Speaker 11 (48:43):
I would I would probably, if the situation is appropriate,
I would reach in for another beverage just to come
the nerves and keep everything tracking along.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Okay, Zach, Well that's your answer there, Ben, it's going
to Ben. Ben, did you hear the scenario?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yeah, yeah, I heard it. I heard it. I think
what's probably a good idea is probably a simulation at
the range beforehand, so we can understand why you sweet
spot is for a number of beverages and make it
make a call for me, but I'd probably do with
the shut up advice.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
From Ryan And Okay, so you're saying, take him to
the range a day or two before and get his
numbers locked in and see where is goalie lots known.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Is yardages and beverages.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Okay, Ben, it's going to match morning match, good morning match.
Your an accountant, I am, Yeah, you have got to
this point because you believe in putting me first. I do. Yeah. Okay,
what about that scenario that I threw at at Zach
and Ben before.

Speaker 12 (49:48):
Yeah, it's obviously a very difficult dilemma on really in
your hands here. The starting point is I would be
listening to obviously your requests and deliver on those, but
obviously need to use some judgment. What I'd probably do
is have a chat to your teammates as well to
keep the ad buy in. But I'd obviously want to
make sure that you are hydrated appropriately, perhaps at power

(50:10):
Aid just to and interrupt the flow of beers might
be a good starting point, and just see how you
respond to that.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Okay, well that's a good response because that's eliminated Mitch
immediately now he's gone sits down to Zach and Ben. Ryan,
I'm going to put it to you. You've got Zach
and Ben. Would you like to choose me either Zach
or Ben.

Speaker 8 (50:32):
I can't have this responsibility, surely it's your caddy. But
like I like Ben's idea of like learning where you sit.
Maybe not a couple of days earlier, but you've got
to have an idea. That's a big part of a
player caddy relationship. But I mean Zach's called the Ginger Assassin.
I mean that's quite a good nickname to have as

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a caddy.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Yeah, okay, well I reckon, Let's go to line four. Zach,
good morning, Good morning, Zach. It is you for the
Chasing the Fox Tournament.

Speaker 11 (51:08):
Would it would be an ad.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Well, with great power comes great responsibility.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Zach.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
You've got to keep up. You've got to turn up,
and you've got to shut up.

Speaker 8 (51:16):
No, he's got to bring a megaphone to your.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Stay on the line and we'll get all of your
details up. So I've got a couple of a couple
of clips of audio that I want to play to
Ryan Si if he can work out what they are.

Speaker 9 (51:32):
Jerry and MANI the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Mini
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Ryan Fox joins us in the studio. We've got a
couple of pieces of audio to play to you, Ryan.
Because I was having a lot the other day, I
thought how many golf balls does a professional golfer hit
a year? I thought lots, But the number that the
number that got spared out at me was around about
five hundred thousand a year. Five hundred pounds a lot

(52:04):
in terms of in terms of practicing, in terms of
I guess if you think about putting as well, and
I thought to myself, you must know the sound, the feel,
you must you must know exactly. I don't know you
would have locked into that exact moment of connection and
thought about that. Probably a lot. There'll be something inside

(52:27):
of there. So we've got a couple of pieces of audio,
which is of audio of you.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
We've got three.

Speaker 8 (52:33):
We've got myself look like an idiot.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
We'll see it. See if you can, by the sound
of this, see if you can work out what.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Club you're playing, where you're playing, what cos, what direction
the wind was going. Just you'll remember these shots, I think.
But it's just whether you can hear the difference in
the club.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Okay, here is the first piece of audio, and.

Speaker 8 (52:59):
That's a three. It into Canada.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I've heard that.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
I've heard that enough. That is exact correct, exactly. What
have you watched that clip back?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Oh? Good?

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Yeah, yeah. The coolest thing about that clip is Jim Nance.
So he's I don't know if you've got the commentary
here in New Zealand, but the one I saw, he's
the guy that commentates the Masters and he starts calling
it majestic in the air and I'm like, yeah, I've
clocked golf.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
The commentary on that clip was saying he's going to
try and win it here, and it's like, oh, he's
done it.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
He's yes, yeah, I love that shot so much. Okay,
here is clip number two.

Speaker 8 (53:39):
Well that's the chip. It like, you picked a couple
of pretty easy ones so far.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah, we wanted to make sure that you had a
chance of getting them.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
That one did go on the hold of it.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
I did yet right shot whenever I see that, because
I look at that shot and I'm like, you're chipping
from off the green.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
I look at that and I'm like, I'm just trying
to get it on the green. Are you genuinely try.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
To hit that straight into the hole or are you
just trying to get it close enough.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
I always find from like far away, you're just trying
to get it like in the vicinity of the hole.
Like obviously I've kind of read it. I'd seen what
I had a similar put on this like beforehand that
was it didn't break, and I was like, well, I
know it's pretty straight, so I just kind of hit
it at the hole and hope and at that point
it is like it's going down there, like well, actually
this has got a chance. Yeah, and obviously like six

(54:26):
foot hours like this is going nowhere else but the.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
And okay, here is audio clip number three.

Speaker 8 (54:35):
That's an eye and I know that.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yep, do it one more time on it again?

Speaker 8 (54:43):
I reckon? Is that the sec the tee shot into
seven aen at Myrtle Beach.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
No, this is a fairway bunker at the St. Jude
Championship to about six foot. We were hoping that maybe
because it didn't hit anything else, you might be able
to hear that you just struck the.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
You've not hit anything apart from the ball.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
If you listen, that is the goal out of a fair.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
To six feet.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I mean again, that's a ridiculous shot to even attempt
to find the green. For any average pundit, it's like,
just get me out of this bugget I will.

Speaker 8 (55:15):
Say, though, like it is my job. I'm supposed to
be decent at And I mean what was the number,
like five hundred thousand balls? A yeah, Like I've hit
quite a few fairway bunk shots over the years, Like
I generally don't mind fairway bunkers.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Yeah, no, well that there. I remember that shot too,
and that's an absolute ripper. Hey, Ryan, thank you so
much for coming in. Really looking forward to the Chasing
the Fox tournament. It's always a great pleasure to have
you and and I think you're doing amazing things for golf.
Your lack of ego and the way that you approach
it is so admirable.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
And a great ambassador for our country on the on
the World's Day.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Really are so thank you so much for your time.
We really appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
Thanks guys, thanks for having.

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Speaker 3 (56:03):
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Speaker 7 (56:09):
Oh great to be It's great to spare roast you
guys at the end of the week. Like I'm at
the start and then I'm at the very end, I
don't I like this is the last break before you
guys go away for the weekend. Obviously done for the day.
You already here ad about quarter past nine. Everyone else
just starting work on a Friday, but for you, you're
just winding down.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
That was your day yesterday.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
I know who you were out on the golf course.
I was doing research.

Speaker 7 (56:29):
Actually was I'm trying to groom someone to join the ACC,
you see. And if if it means going out and
playing around of golf with jout, I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Okay, I'll put myself, I'll put my body on the
line selfless. That wasn't Ryan Fox. It wasn't Ryan Fox.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
No, it wasn't. Definitely wasn't you had him this morning?

Speaker 7 (56:47):
He said, we did invite him, but he said, no,
I've got a big important meeting in the morning.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Are you going to sit the alarm for four am
on Sunday morning for the All Blacks?

Speaker 8 (56:55):
Do you know what I actually might for this one?

Speaker 7 (56:57):
I for the last two, for the last one anyway,
because the Ireland one was perfect timing at nine, I
probably will. I won't for Whales we wiz, but I
probably I might do for this one because I think
it would be worth getting out and just cooling up
on the couch and just watching how it goes.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Something about beating England at Twick and that always feels good.

Speaker 7 (57:17):
And Twickers is such it's such a great place to go,
but not when England are playing against New Zealand because
the crowd are so punishing they swing sweet loaves, swing
low sweet cherry the whole time. They're just full of
and it's a different kind of raw that comes from
their crowd. It's a raw rather than a just a
rattle because they're just a bunch of tots.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
They're all out the bath.

Speaker 7 (57:38):
They're right at the back smashing veno out of the
back of the range rovers.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
It's quite a traditional.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
Sounds good, I know, but as when you're living over there,
anyone who's done there are over there, and you're living
on the bones of your ass. You're scared together enough
money to buy the ridiculously expensive tickets two hundred pounds
or whatever, the cheapest ones, and then you go along
and see all the TOFs that you're like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Yeah like it though, because like when the when the
huck is going on, that's singing at the same time.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I like that like a bit of resistance. Yeah, and
it's disrespectful into it.

Speaker 7 (58:09):
That's the point I tell you what's disrespectful, and that
was that when the Aussie sing that stupid Swagman song
while singing the Tilda, Yeah, that's disrespect that's kind of good,
like singing your nursery rhyme against the hak row row
row your boat.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
That actually might be the answer. It is just completely
something absurd.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Rather than returning the challenge, you reckon, we're going to
take it out. I mean it's interesting the tear, but
he doesn't really know.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
No, well, it's it's good to see Lester find a
new Key's on the left wing and the Bordom Doctor
Proctor and Quincy Pie into the always blowing the Quincy
Pyre into the centers. He's been playing well, yeah, and
return a dog roll after he developed a gash on
his leg.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Stitch that shut.

Speaker 8 (58:51):
He stitched that shut. He shut up shop and.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
He's back skippering the team alongside the Dutch rudder Fabian Holland.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
So it's a it's a fairly strong team.

Speaker 7 (59:00):
And also the return of Doughbro on the bench yeah,
to shore up the centers as well, So that's good.
And obviously Damie mackenzie, he's got a face like a
welder's bench at the moment with all that, all those
scars and ething, so good to see he'll come off
the bench with a bit of BDC. I reckon, and yeah,
I don't know, because it's it's so hard to play

(59:20):
in Twickenham so hard, so I don't know. I feel
like it's going to be one of those squeaky bum ones.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Yeah. You want challenges, yeah, like you want to see
tough games. And I think that it's the England forward
pack that always give us a bit of graft because
they're big units. Yeah, and then Neglie and you want
to just smash them because as you said, that bunch
of tops, but that you can sometimes get in the
way of just thinking about your performance and doing things properly.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Yeah, they're good at that.

Speaker 7 (59:45):
They're good at the chat, yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
Yeah, but they've got cricket.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
The cricket.

Speaker 7 (59:50):
The One Day series is starting against Westondy's on Sunday.
Now it's an odd really because I can understand all
the T twenties because it's a T twenty World Cup
year in January is a World Cup, but I don't
understand the I don't understand the one days. It's like
it must be a quota system on how many we
have to play, because then we go into the test matches.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
I would have preferred another test, to be honest, and
had full tests.

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
But we've got three pointless one day as they start
on Sunday against because everyone looks for TEA twenty is
great and everyone loves a Test match, and we've got
three of those in December. Great, But I find that
one days are like, really we have to do these one?

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Yeah, these ones, but that's today night and down there
in christ Church on Sunday night, that'll be quite nice.
I've been saying, just circle that as the start of
the summer holiday, just like you'll be at work for
another month.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
But just neutral, yees, sticking to neutral from Sunday if
you're in christ ur haguely over from two o'clock. A
pretty similar team that West Indies are putting out. There's
a couple of changes, but not significant. So we've still
got the likes of Rutherford and Shepherd our ship yeah
and Springer and all those guys.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
I'm sicker.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
Ram and Powell's not playing though, be a baracus with
the moment. Yeah, he's not playing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
He's a powerful Your marioship has been passing off inching
but that's what's off. As he comes in at like
nine or ten and then he scores fifty and a
game that they were always going to lose, then goes
for another five runs and then they lose both two
runs instead of just getting bold out like put him
at first drops that stop teasing us by like top

(01:01:22):
order collapse.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Then this guy comes out scores fifty.

Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
Yeah, yeah, it's I mean it's they'll play.

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
I guarantee they'll play the same way they play two
twenties in the one days. So yeah, they'll go for
it on that one. So that's on on Sunday at
two o'clock. They're probably the two things I'm going to
be looking out for this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
What's what's your hunch? What's your my hunch?

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
This week I've gone for any time try scorer, Lester
fining a nuku on that one, and New Zealand to
win the one dayer, and that one is paying about
five dollars thirty three, so I'll chuck the honey on
that one. So I think Lester fink. I think he's.
I've got him first, second or third try scorer, Sorry

(01:02:00):
was ten.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
I think he's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
I think he's. He's on a confidence heater. Yeah, he's
on a heater. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
And he's got that haircut. He's got the haircut little Richard.
He's got the little Richard too. And it's great.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
It's almost like it's given him powers.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Powerful Yearnit he's a powerful yunit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
As as soon as he came back, get that guy straight
into the Bill Blacks.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
He's one of the best players in the world.

Speaker 8 (01:02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
And then obviously New Zealand to beat with Sundays in
the one day that's only paying dollar thirty so that's
just a boost up the multi a little bit. So
that'll return us four hundred and thirty three bucks into
the Hedekie coffers, which obviously we give away if we win.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Thanks very much for your time as here, Gulane. Have
a lovely week hed.

Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
Oh well, I love having a Saturday off.

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
Back in on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Right here we go, have a lovely Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Yes, podcast is going to be able to eleven am
this morning and then we'll be back from six am
on Monday morning. He didn't know that we do a
radio show we do, do you? Yeah? Do you not
know either?

Speaker 8 (01:02:55):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
I love the intro to the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
It really sets me off.

Speaker 9 (01:02:58):
The Breakfast with Nas trade raising funds this November to
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