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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The best way to catch up on what you missed.
The Darky Breakfast radio show.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Podcast, Good Morning, Welcome Along, and a Hurdicke Breakfast Monday,
the ninth of February twenty twenty six, mon Dames Jeremy
Wells is my nice still morning.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Jeremy Well's good morning, read it morning mate, morn a
weekend the studio. But yeah, long weekends. And I think
Richard echoes all of our sentiments this morning with his
texture on three four eight three. Can we get a
Monday as white tonguey boxing day?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Please? Ah? So what's that? So you go the Friday,
then you go the Saturday, again Sunday, and then you go
Monday ten into a four day.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I think we took ten it into a four day
just just to allow over on the proper time to
celebrate the signing of the treaty in.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Their own way.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
And if that's a Henus four day bender, then so bad.
We shouldn't be expected to go back to work after that,
could you imntion? But this is this is a long hand.
This is something that we've known for the longest time.
You always need a holiday straight after your holiday.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, and also just a bit of an overhaul of
the whole holiday system, because I think East is all good.
Love Eastern Yeah, great, No, roll that four days all good?
Celebrate Jesus getting killed.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, you're killed coming back, man, he came back.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's true. Ruder coming back. But you've got to say
just four days in April. Let's do it February.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, with the weathers humming it also, Man, when you
come back from a three day weekend, it makes you think, jeez,
every weekend should be three days.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Shouldn't it have killed Jesus to have been killed in
February instead of April? Did he even get killed in April?

Speaker 5 (01:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
He didn't, did he? She need to use the words
killed Jesus?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Man would have killed Jesus to be crucified?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
The whole idea we.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Come along Jerry and then the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Should have heard in the news just moments ago and
you've on the American downhill skier crashed out of the
downhill race. She had a ruptured a cl She's one
hundred and six trying to compete in the downhill event,
one of the most full on events you could possibly
go on.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
And you're telling me she crashed.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yes, it turns out, she chrished. I'm trying to find
the footage, but it's really hard.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, this is this is classic Olympics. That's happened during
the last Summer Olympics as well. There's like a basically
a media blackout around the world here. You can't find anything.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
How can they do that? Now?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I don't know. I don't understand why they do it.
When you see that every other league that's going ahead
sports sporting wise in the world has just let everyone
repurpose their footage for everything.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I suppose they're protecting those Olympic rights because that must
be worth an absolute fortune.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, but it's not really growing that anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, it's not. It's not like sports about that.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Nah. But yeah, So I saw this on the news
last night and I was like, another news what is
we grasscreens skies blow the forty one year old woman
who blew a cl out last week as just crashed
out in the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, we talked about it with it Lee last week,
like how you could possibly like doing the downhill they
reached insane speed. Yeah, downhill is essentially like just going
straight down the hill with the occasional turn.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
It's not this, there's not It's not a slalom, is it.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
No, slalom is the quickest turns. And then you go
giant slalom, which is bigger turns, and then you go
super giant slim, which is bigger turns. Again like less turns,
and then you go down hell.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Slalom sounds like the bloody shaving razor equivalent of the
winter sports. Like they've added four razors, yeah, four blades
to it. Yeah, they got the super The downhill's fucking
completely crazy.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
People who are like, you can you can do some
serious dat I mean ness, Yvon's worked out, but you
can kill yourself in downhill. You can salm you can't.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
You can certainly blow your knee out real bad. Well
that's what I was asking you last week when we
heard about this. I was like, how much lateral movement
is involved? Because the ACL's one of those ones where
you see it in basketball all the time, even now
and then, like Mitch Barnett did his last year in
the NRL Caan Williamson remember he did his and he
came back surprisingly quickly because for a batsman it's all

(03:51):
straight line. You're running forward and then're running backwards. Yes,
but then for I mean, if from the sounds of it,
if you had to design a sport to destroy someone's
it would be downhill scaring, wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
One hundred percent? Yeah, I don't know. Apart from some
kind of big ear competition, Yeah, I don't know what
would be more full on. I mean, you're I'm pretty
sure it's like speeds of like one hundred and sixty
turned a ks an our mog sort of thing. No moguls,
very slick. It's like ice basically, that's skiing down ice.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's an I was speaking of the Big Year we had.
I think three of our fellows are in the Big
Year Final. They didn't meddle, but they were about a
quarter of the field that qualified for the for the
Grand Final, so they're out of contention already. They It
was one of those weird ones where that actually started
before the opening ceremony. Dozens are annoying or the ones

(04:43):
that have to go after the closing ceremony.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't understand that. So we've got some events happening
this morning, is that right?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, that's right. We've got the Snowboard Big Year Women,
Lucia Giorgialli. She will be going at seven thirty, eight
fifteen and nine am, so we might have to try
and breathe some life into that TV in the corner
of the shoot out of k Wow.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
You are, of course the voice of snow Sports, well,
the voices of Snowsports.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
The voice of Snowboks, the voice, yeah, the voice, and
so she's going to need to spend the one. That's
basically what it's become at the moment. I saw someone
stomped at nine nineteen hundred bloody backside board, grabb, knuckle hut,
scream and semen the other day, and.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Then he said, asky sentence. Also in the big here
this morning.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yep, that's right. She'll be alongside Lucia as well.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
And surely she is a gold medal chants.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, that's right. So this is this is our first
proper gold medal Chants and I don't want to jinx
it a bit. Well, I just have to have to
keep tabs on banking the golds.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't worry about that. We're banking the gold crod.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Lindsay and Lindsay got hear lifted out so yeah, on
the green whistle, You're on the green whissle. Yeah, like
g Lane when he tore his hand straight.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's a positive Jerry and.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Midnight the hold I key breakfast.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
The history of Yestera Today tomorrow Timaru that.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Guy's note of the Wonder Olympics on this day, which
is the ninth of February twenty twenty six. In twelve
thirty four, you'll remember it well, the Mongol army takes
the Jin city of Kaiju, the last holdout of Gin
Emperor eight song. Look of its suicide rather than being captured.
Good on him, Yeah, I mean in you what was coming?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh? Those Mongol armies, man will to deal with man?
They weren't taking prisoners, those Mongol armies.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
How would we have gone against the Mongol armies the
Mongol hordes bugget, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
We'd be back, I think. So that's a wo'd be bugger.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
What happened to Mongolia?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Man? Mongolia?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, because that would because isn't isn't there some ungodly
amount of massive percentage of of the world is related
to like Genghis Khan or something from back then?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, well Mongoli is still there at Tundra Yeah, whole
heap of tundra.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
They con'tqued a lot of land, but in a lot
of productive land I think is their problem.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah. I had a friend who went over there actually
and spent time.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
In the Mongol last week.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Not on the mind. No, I don't believe he was
in the Mongol army, but he was certainly hanging out
in tents across Mongolia.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yurts. A lot of yurt a lot of yurts, a.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Lot of yurts, a lot of drinking yack milk, yack milk.
Everything is yack milk based. That's exactly right, he said.
He said. It tastes disgusting, and if you don't like
yack milk, you're in a lot of trouble.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
One of the most amazing things about human beings throughout
history is that we've found a way to be able
to make pass out of anything, and I think they've
made yack milk purse out of it. Out in the
yurts there.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
They're all over the yaks and horses as well. They're
milking those horses and milking the horses. Yeah, both the
men and the one you don't know milking the horses.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Nineteen sixty four first appearance of the Beatles on the
Ed Sullivan show Life from New York broadcast draws seventy
three point seven million television viewers.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
The city number has witnessed the excitement stread by these
junksters from Liverpool who call themselves a bit not a night.
You're gonna twice be entertained by them right now and
again on the second half far a show, Ladies and gentlemen, the.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Bet Jesus turned down, the screaming will you sorry? That's
my fault?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Down who they were in the early twenties. John Lennon
twenty three, Paul McCartney twenty one, George Harrison twenty and
Ringo Star It's twenty three.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
That interesting those ages because John Lennon and Ringo Ivers
is twenty three, the old boys at the side, and
then George Harrison, who when you watch Get Back it
just takes an absolute hammering from Paul McCartney, particularly Yeah
and Paul. It's a classic beatdown, isn't it. It's the
second youngest beating down on the youngest.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
It's basically it's like when nothing's on that every group
has this person. When nothing's on, it's like all right,
let's give old Harrison a bit of a hurry up here.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Boy, did they give him hurry up too? He left
the band a couple of times. He had the last laugh.
They didn't a shove your band, did he?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
What was his last laugh?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
He was in the Traveling Wilberries.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Oh right, Yeah, that's good. I feel like McCartney's done,
all right, nineteen ninety six. On this day in nineteen
ninety six, IBM Supercomputed Deep Blue defeated World chess champion
Garry Kasparov an a regulation match for the first time.
It was a major milestone and artificial intelligence oooh, showing
that computers could out perform humans and complex problem solving tasks.

(09:16):
Deep Blue analyzed around two hundred million chess positions per
second in the match, mark the beginning of a new
era in human computer competition.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah. The last human to win two thousand and six,
when Grandmaster Ruslan Pulmariviov defeated Fritz.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
He bet Fritz, he beat the Fritz.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
But oh. Then also Vladimir Kramky's match against Deep Frits
in two thousand and six Deep Fitz, Yeah, apparently the
last competitive stand for humans. Deep Jess for since then.
The supercomputers do particularly well when there's hardly any pieces
on the board basically that can work out every single combination.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I don't know. I don't think it needs to be
that complicated, because on a recent flight to the overseas, Joe,
Jerry and I tried to beat the computer on easy difficulty.
We could not do it. And the more and more
RUMs we got into that fly, the harder it got.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Grandmaster Joe Jury couldn't beat supercomputer. No.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
There was also there was another time when we sat
there and we thought we were playing poker on the
back of the screens and you know, the screens in
front of here. We thought we were playing against everyone
else in the cabin, and so we were working together
to take everyone else down. We did that for probably
two three hours, and then we realized that we're actually
playing against the computer. There was no one else playing
all right, just the two of us.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's good stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Born on this day. Michael B. Jordan nineteen eighty seven,
actor from Sentner's Black Panther and Creed.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Stopping this one now, Okay, let me finish, gotta prove
it what I'm not a mistake.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I wanted to go across this room.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
You're knocked that some little bitch down.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Can you do it?

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Well?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
I knock that son of a bitch down.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
I know you are you know what, because you are
cree and I love your kids.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I'm sort of hoping for the band.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Then at the movie a second, is this Michael Jordan
in the world?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, what a tough name to grow up within the nineties.
I mean his parents must have known nineteen eighty seven.
Michael Jordan was already in the league by then. Yeah,
so they knew.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Are they suppose a cool name when you're a Kurd?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Maybe? Maybe when you're a Kurd? It's like Ben Hurley's
daughter's names Elsa, I think. And he from Frozen and
he tells a great joke about it. Basically, it's like
Ben called Batman for part of your children. He tells
it much better than I do. Joe Pesci also born
on this day, star of Good Fellows, Casino and the
Home Alone movies, one of Hollywood's most memorable tough guys.

(11:35):
And that is a history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Simmary
but Monday, the ninth of February twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Small but tough Joe pishy, very small five foot two.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Jerry and the Night They Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Time filatist sport headlines thanks to export Ultru the beer
for here to the Winter Olympics. First skillens Yvonne's quiest
to complete a downhill race the Games, despite recently rupturing
the acl on their left knee, has seen the forty
one year old crash out and she's been here lifted
from the course and the women's downhill. Here's the reaction

(12:10):
on American broadcast to NBC thirteen seconds into her race.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Oh my godness, Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
My goodness.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
You can tell that I had already planned that. Wow,
they knew that was gonna have. This is a gangster
from her. She So she was retired for like six
years or something, and they thought, buggered, I'll have another crack.
Decided to get back in tip top shape for the
Window Olympics a week ago, blows her knee out and goes, well,
what else are we gonna do? You know, I'm entered
into the Olympics. I'm just going to go it does

(12:46):
the last Olympics I'll go to anyway. So she's gone
out on her shield.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
So she braced it up. She braced it up heavy
and just saw you know, I just sort of stick
some metal. Yeah, steaks to the side of my leg
and should be fine.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Rub some snow on it. Now she'll never walk again, no,
but you know, at least she went out on a shield.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
So I was just looking up for one hundred and
fifty k's an hour as the speed that downhill skiers reached.
That's quite fast.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Well, it's like Locky Ferguson bowling you down a hill.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
That is what it is. Yeah, if things go wrong,
it can go real wrong. Anyway, Fellow American Breezy Johnson
secured the gold med or Breezy Johnson is that her
real name?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
This is what I asked Idley about this last week.
You've got to have a cool name to win on
the middle at the Winter Olympics. It's just it's all
part and parcel of going to the Winter Olympics.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Breezey's original name was Brianna, and she was born Brianna,
and then her real name now is Breezy, though she's
changed it to Breezey.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
That's sick, chad Och, I thinker.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, she said that actually the name started with Breezy
and then she had to become a good skier, to
live up to it and earn it. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
That's why you were never a good scare because my
name is Jeremy. Jeremy doesn't work. Jeremy's not Jeremy's not
standing on the podium at the Window Olympics. Jeez though,
Jeezy again.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Though her name began snowsports.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yeah, but you're going to be called something like whacko
or something, you know.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, there is Jacko.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
The Black Gaps have chased their highest ever total of
the TEA twenty World Cup, beating Afghanistan to win by
five workits or thirteen balls to spare hauling in one
hundred and eighty three Chennai to open Group D. Player
with the match, Tim Seifert posted a game high sixty
five or forty two balls. He was impressed with cameos
from McGlenn Phillips, Mark Chapman, Darryl Mitchell, and Captain Mitchell Santina. Meanwhile,

(14:32):
I was just gonna say, there's a bit of a
back ender press.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I was sort of impressed. Yeah, I was impressed by
Glenn Phillips, Mark Chapman, Darryl Mitchell and Mitch Center.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah. Captain winner right. Meanwhile, England have clung on to
beat Nepal. Who who knows? They even played cricket for
four runs and very difficult to find a weirdy area.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, what do you play in Nepal?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I guess I'm a raine somewhere by four runs after
posting one hundred and eighty four for seven in Mumbai.
And Sri Lanka have beaten Island by twenty runs at Columba.
That was close.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, we were just watching that Island had a sniff
there for a week while for those last five overs,
but they just fell a little bit short. And that's
judicial Lanka's parade of Doctor Zeus inspired bowlers. They've got
all sorts, man and also the lastith Malinga effect needs
to be studied over there because after he came out
in the early two thousands, they've got about four of
them now in that team. They're all doing it.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, No one gets coached at a young age in
those countries, so they ended up with these weird actions.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
That's why we'll never have them because that stuff gets
beaten out of you. If you even think about bowling
spinning the nets, you'll get dragged out of the net session.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
By the Air and the Brisbane Roncos will reportedly lose
captain Adam Reynolds and prop Payne Hals in the next
NRL League season. It is huge. Career Mail claims an
end of season retirement announcement is imminent from thirty four.
Thirty five year old Reynolds well has will join South
Sydney from twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, that was huge news that came out yesterday. Pain haas.
So if you don't follow rugby league, this is by
far and away the best prop in rugby league at
the moment and a lot of people are saying potentially
the greatest prop e it a grace rugby league field.
And he is now leaving the Broncos who just won
this year, just been and they probably best chance to
win again back to back. Now all of a sudden

(16:12):
he's leaving next year. Heartbreaking for Broncos fans, but for
everyone else dancing on their graves.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Huge change as well with dam Reynolds leaving. Man that guy.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
And that's how to control the game.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
I know.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
And it now means that next year there will be
no players in the NRAL with the tattoo of post
Malone's face on their league.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Jerry Andman nine the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
I don't know, I think I saw, but the Six
Nations kicked off over the weekend. That's where six of
the nations play rugby union against each other, and rugby
supporters have reacted with fury over the weekend after ITV
deployed split screen advertising during the Six Nations opener between
France and Ireland and Paris, the controversial commercial break occurred.

(16:56):
Controversial commercial occurred during a scrum in the seventeenth minute,
the twenty second Samsung Galaxy fold Z seven advertisement appearing
on screen whilst the live action was relegated to a
smaller portion of the display.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Finally they've worked out how to make scrumbs more interesting.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, and the only people I can see are going
to be upset about this is props.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I saw.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I did see one of the Irish props going on
a podcast immediately afterwards. It was like, if we lose
the art of scrummaging, you know, then we lost rugby unions.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
A nobody's asking you to lose the art of scrummaging.
It's just trying to provide something for viewers. Well, you
flap around and get yourself into position. Now, if you say, well,
that's what it takes to scrummage, that's why. Then in
nineteen eighty seven, if you've ever watched a game from
I watched the World Cup final from eighty seven about
two years ago. Oh my god, the speed that the scrumbs. Yeah,

(17:49):
it's almost comical.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
It is. They just walk into it, buying together and
slam into each other and then it's over exactly.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
And the idea of the scrummers that the bull goes
and the bull goes out. It's just a way to
start play again.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yeah, that's right. But it is a great it's a
great way to capitalize on sort of ibbs, slow parts
of the game. The ACC has been talking about how
boring scrum resets are for the longest time, and now
someone's finally found a way to make a bit of
money off it. And I thought, well, the station's sort of,
you know, floundering financially, and we make a lot of

(18:20):
boring radio. Is the worst idea in the world for
us to just play, you know, the old jingle of
anytime there's a bit of a lull on the show.
Maybe we just had off a little jingle.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
And putting it down. I guess with AI technology we
can probably make this work. So anytime that the AI
thinks that things are boring, then all of a sudden, as.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Probably just needed to get through that a bit quicker.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, general just crashes and over the top of you.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, I think so. I think it's a great idea.
I'm worried about what that's going to do for callers or,
for example, guests, Like after seven o'clock we got Joey
Wheeler on to talk about the super Rugby.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Hyper Giant don Co Donand's d So are you saying
that what was the AI thinking there.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
That I think preemptively it was just like Joey's gonna
be a little bit boring. It's just gonna I don't know.
You know, these people they take their time out of
their day to come on and talk to us, and
you know, out of the goodness of their hearts. For
us to just turn around and crash over the top
of them with an AD's probably a little bit disrespectful.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
But Auckland Glass, I think it's added to the dynamic.
I'm pro during scrums and I'm pro it during the show.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Though.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Revenue studying the rolling totally at that Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Wells and the Nice Stuart, The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
Jerry and the Night the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
So Super Rugby Pacific twenty twenty six ex off on
Friday night, the thirtieth anniversary season. The Crusaders are the
defending champions. If you don't remember having beaten the Chiefs
in the final last year, and to tell us what
to expect, please welcome to the Huddicky Breakfast for the
first time in twenty twenty six. Disgrace for my home,

(20:18):
shall we? We? Are we sure that the Super Rugby
Pacific's thirty years old? I mean it's been called a
few things over the years. Of Super twelve. Of course,
you had the Super fourteen. It was Super Rugby for
sort of ten years there, and then Super Rugby Aultire,
there was Super Rugby Unlocked. All that was South Africa.
I suppose it's like.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Hearings like the Francis Paine of New Jeal Rugby stats
just read a lots of different names of Super Rugby. Yes,
crazy to think, Yeah, thirty years Jerry, I remember it well,
and I've seen some lovely old school throwbacks getting popped
up over the last few weeks. One in particular that's
caught my eye was down here in Dnita at Carra's

(20:58):
Brook where they had Jimmy Barnes on the back of
the on the back of a truck in front of
the old terraces you remember him well, where he got
probably people pissing on people's ankles left and he was
bolting it out, fire works going off left right and
seer the Beggy jerseys which are back in the retro
fits like it was. It was a great time and

(21:21):
I think, you know, talking to guys like Tony Brown
and a couple of legends down here, Case News, John Blakey.
They still took that real amateur attitude to the game.
So it was basically like Tuesday and Thursday trainings day
were sort of serious, but then every other day it
was yet we're down to the pub. We're getting paid
a ship ton of money. Let's go and enjoy it.

(21:41):
They cought sessions every week. It was awesome. What a
find of be a professional rugby player in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
I've had my ankle's person in the Terraces Terrors Brooke there,
I me and my dad we painted our face. I
was I was Crusader's colors, and then he went blue
and yellow. And at halftime we turned to each other
and he's like, can you move your face? No, And
he'd used fence paint to paint our faces and it
had set and neither of us could move our faces.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
It's brilliant. It's brilliant because you're in a real sweat
being from Timorrow. Obviously the wite Tek he sort of
separates us and you're in that swing nation, sort of
swing community. So it'll be interesting this weekend again, fellas
who that swing community back and get in behind.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
So the biggest news out of the preseason I think
was the Fabian Holland footage that I think most of
our listeners will have don't. So he got cleaned out
of a ruck and then he came up holding his shoulder.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
What do we heard, Well, we're hearing a dislocation of
the right shoulder. So when a player dis cats their shoulder,
it's never a good sign. You'd imagine that's going to
be a surgery, which usually shoulder surgery is six to
eight months. But fingers crossed, fingers crossed. He was a
miracle for all Highlanders fans and New Zealand Ruggy fans

(22:59):
for that matter, that there was a clean pop and
they've managed to pop it in cleanly as well and
there's no damage, so that the fabes because well everyone
knows obviously after a massive season last year, break well
we'll Rugby breakthrough player of the Year. But also for
Highland as reasons and selfish reasons, I think everyone really

(23:20):
we need him down here man like. He is a
massive part of the hold of squad.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
We're going back to thirty years into the Souper twelve.
He would have popped that thing back in. He would
have played on, taken a head knock at some stage
after he had a darry and then and then kept
playing for the rest of the season.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Surely don't forget the cordy at the end of the
match as well.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah, anyone else looking particularly sharpened preseason? Joey.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
From what I've heard, Taha Kimitta from the Crusaders has
made a massive, a massive start after obviously missing last
year with an aco injury. He's the first fight for
the Crusaders. For those that don't remember young fella that's
made a massive impact. I watched them in the preseason
against the Holders just made it look really really easy

(24:08):
him in his half deck mate. No, I hope them,
although I did see that they got tipped up in
the weekend for all those long suffering Blues fans. The
Blues got the job done against the Crusaders. So I
mean it could it be there?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, preseason, preseason, Joey. You can't read too far into preseason.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Like like if Joey tools so that that's a new
initiative there that's playing on the hardeche Breakfast, which comes
off the back of what's happening with Six Nations. Whenever
there's a lull of any kind or something happens where
people are talking about things that people don't understand. Next thing,
you know, we have an ad that plays crashes over

(24:46):
the top of us. In fact, it looks like it's
got jair Rah there it is there. I got to
say for me actually that you would have seen that
in the in the Six Nations. That's fantastic initiative.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
I'm a bas it probably doesn't quite work as well
on radio sellers.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
And putting it down it'd be amazed.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, it's bringing a lot of money through the doors
for us.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I look forward to saying it on breakfast because if
anyone's going to commercialize it over you guys on breakfast,
don't give.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
You the test. Thanks Joey Waler, good on you mate,
lovely to chat.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Look when you got look forward to super.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Rapper kick it off seeing Joey, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
And Maniah the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Coming up here breed out.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Jerry and Maniah's Wellness retreat is opening its doors. School
always under a hot aching now and you could be
joining the boys and Byron Bay No mistay, I.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Was just gonna stay coming up before o'clock your chance
to getting off of the wellness. But that was a
much more succinct way of doing it. When yeah, just
like that, really just like that?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
All right?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Should we go to the phone lines? Geez, lucky number
three is sort of steering me in the eye.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
There owen morning, Welcome to morning guys. Here we go
the BG.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Oh yeah, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
What do you do for a crust on?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
God?

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Chair up?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Poor CHEERU and your rupers looking.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, I'm not a roofer our engineer?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Oh yep, I said that, as if I know what
an engineer does, I have no idea what an engineer does.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
And welding, grinding, drilling, repairs, that sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Do you sound hyper giant, don co donand's it? Wow.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
This is the problem with this new algorithm with've installed
is that every time there's a lull on the show,
it kicks off a commercial air. The problem is our
show is so boring. It's going to be one hundred pc.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
At least will make some more money. I think we
need to tweet the algorithm just slightly, you know, just slightly.
So it's if it's calibrated at the moment to be
slightly boring, then we're in trouble. But it's essentially going
to play out the whole time.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Those retros are pretty cool though, all glass and that's
pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
You don't have to flatter us. And you're in the drawer.
Congratulations mate, beautiful and let's go to line too good money.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Who we're talking to.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Jeremy, Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
These three Jeremis on the show this morning, one too
many for my liking. We'll kick Jerry off. Jeremy, what
do you do for a crust?

Speaker 7 (27:40):
And it down so quite inappropriate act you work for
Crown now having assimulation.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Answer me, this, is there anything like a crown for
picking it up and putting it down?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yeah? Pretty much?

Speaker 8 (28:03):
Okay, i'n't never had anything else for the crown.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah, okay, now it's good that that's actually true.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Supplementary question. Does your forklift license look like it was
made on Microsoft paint?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah, just like a little bit of papermated.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
They do.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Mine recently expired, but they look like they made.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Okay, radio advertising itally it works.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Gerry and many a joined the complayt the hold Aki
Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Jerry and the Night, the Hodarky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Sticky buttons, rude, Yeah, buttons? Where's the wrong one?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
We're falling to pieces here in the studio this morning,
we just tried to turn the TV on so we
could watchsky Sin its first run at the wind Olympics
in the big Ear, and turning that TV on then
turned all the screens off that we actually used to
run the show. I've managed to turn them back on,
although they've glitched out to where they're technically on, but

(29:15):
you can't actually tell.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
What's going on. Nope, it's compressed both screens kind of Oh.
Actually one's better the phone lines one of them. You
read that for the other one. Unfortunately it has all
of the songs on it. You can't really read that now.
Instead it's compressed itself.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
It's going to be a damning indictment on the show
if the show actually gets better for having less technology involved.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
This isn't normally this, you know, this little part of
the show here seven forty. This is a little bit
between the sports news and then it's academic and generally
back in the day, this was an area that was
deemed the best place to talk about health and well being. Yes,
you guys would squeeze you, but bums, yeah, yeah, well
pelvic floors, maniah. Some people think that's a but other

(29:54):
people think that that's a pelvic region slightly different. That's right.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
And you've got to tell when you're doing it too,
don't you? Yep your ears wig?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, I do, they do totally. And also my mouth
just makes it. And also sometimes you see a little
sweat come over the brow.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah, although not since you've had the botox. But yeah,
for the Prince Andrew therapy, so yeah. They The idea
here is that we generally do something to do with
health and well being, And luckily over the weekend there
was some health and wellbeing news that came through. And
this does'll please a lot of people in the middle
age as they entered their middle age. And it involves
something that we're already drinking a lot of. Pass not pass, No,

(30:33):
it's something else that we're drinking a lot of. And
it's not water. It's definitely not water.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
It's coffee. Turns out coffee is particularly good for you.
We're currently in the coffee is good for your cycle. Okay, great,
next year it's going to be bad for you. But
this year, it turns out twenty twenty six, coffee is
good for you.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Where are we had on red wine? Red wine? Good
read one bad?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Red wine currently bad?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Red wine currently bad.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
This is a bad year for red wine, but I
believe twenty twenty seven will be a good year for
red wine. Ye sustainable amounts of red wine, but apparently
hard health very good. Coffee is very very good for
heart health, as long as you don't have too much
of it. And then I say, too much of it
sex cups a day that's too much, which.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Is about where you're operating. I feel like, isn't jogging
or like running, cardio and that kind of stuff good
for your heart because it gets it pounding for a bit,
and it's good to exercise it because it is a muscle,
you think. So, so then is coffee not just doing
the same thing where you have a coffee and then
your heart pounds out of your chest you feel like

(31:29):
the whole world's about the end.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Well, I don't know, because it's just doing it from
your brain. Whether it's different than actually your body physically
having to try and pump that stuff around. Yeah, I
always wonder about that. But apparently the best way to
not only is it good to be drinking coffee, but
it's actually instant coffee. Why. I do not know exactly why,

(31:54):
other than the fact that instant coffee is the coffee
that you apparently should be consuming.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Okay, well, which is good for us, great news for us,
because every time the news plays, we go and pound
another instant coffee into the core of the.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Earth exactly, So this is good. So yeah, we're apparently
we're on three a morning. But yeah, apparently you're up
to up to five. Five is good? Six terrible for you?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Okay, so we could squeeze another couple. Yeah, let's go
and squeeze one on now tax he on three four
eight three blaming a TV glitch on strategically throwing it
into neutral on a Monday morning extra ads to cover
it up.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
It's great work. Yeah, what do you expect?

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Jerry and Mian night the Hot Ichy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
It's time for its academic one hundred dollar Bunnings voucher
up for grabs. Oh eight ddech you eight hundred fourty
eight seven five is the number to call if you
want to play.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
All you have to do is we'll ask you five questions.
You need to get three correct to W one one
hundred dollars Bunnings voucher and get your school's name eched
into the vaunted its academic role of honor.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
What are some of the other schools that are on
that roll of honor? So farmer Nice Stewart.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Glad you asked. Jeremy Well's roll of honor includes It's
Hot on a Boys College, hut Valley Memorial College, Quinn
With College, and Parmi Newland's College, Shirley Boys, Sacred Heart, McKinzie,
Francis Douglas Memorial College in New Plymouth.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Term is on the line. Good morning, Tim, welcome to
the show.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Hey you do it good.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
You're a photographer from Hamilton.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Term.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
You've got an arthritic knee, just like me. What school
did you go to?

Speaker 4 (33:19):
I went to?

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Thank you for college.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Sorry, you seem to have triggered the lull on the
show aired break.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
There's nothing boring about Saint John's College. I'll have you.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Electric tools.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe there is something incredibly boring because
the algorithm is triggering massively.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Terms of a boring high school.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
It's not boarding.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Okay, all right, you know how it works. Five questions,
Get three right and you win one hundred dollars Bunnings voucher.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Okay, all right, term question number one, finish the sentence.
There's nothing like a Crown.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Four book.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
No.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
How long has the Super Rugby competition been going for? Correct?
Who is the current Minister of Education in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Today?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Erica? Yes? Correct? Which team did England beat by four
runs at the World T twenty Cup last night? Yes? Correct?
Are you in the Epstein files?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
He's done it?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh, he's done it.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Don't don't answer that term, don't answer that. Don't answer
that last question I wasn't going to no good work
to congratulations mate two three and four.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I was so keen to find out whether Tom was
in the Epstein files that I overlooked the fact that
it already got done.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Do not incriminate yourself, Tom, Congratulations made three out of five.
It's as easy as.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
That, Jerry and Man the hold ikey.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Breakfast quick text through three four eight three fellas between
the ads popping up and Google Maps interrupting every couple
of minutes, It's made for one listen this morning, and
so that listener I would say, just turn the maps off.
You know where you're going?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, I don't. We're down there, but you're right, hey,
we're just before we were giving away a or putting
people on the draw to when that beef and lamb
New Zealand meat pack seat and one hundred dollars cash
out every day this week of course over the weekend.
I finally, after years and years and years of heavy,
heavy investment and Rudy, you'll understand this, with two kids,

(35:32):
you put so much in over the years, you put
up with so much crap from those buggers. You're ungrateful, right,
so well, you're always ungrateful for anything you do, you know,
taking them to a bit ungrateful, take them to rainbows,
it ungrateful.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
We need to put your sunblock on kids, ungrateful about that,
and then your sunburn the next day.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
And then dad goes told you So.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
I had a kid get upset with me for not
letting them drink boiling water off the stove once. That
was a tantrum exactly.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
See, I just want to drink some of it.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Was like, no, you can't drink that, ungrateful, I'll get
a trum op here there for.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
You, helping them in health and safety. Finally, after years
of no gratitude and nothing back from my children, finally
I got something back. In the weekend. Fine, I had
some pizza that was cooked for me and some other
guests that were staying with us, and by our children really,

(36:27):
and so we sat there drinking away and the food
was organized and cleaned up as well by children. I thought,
finally I've got something back from these buggers that I've
been putting effort into for what sixteen years?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
So was it a McCain's in the oven one eighty?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, this is the other thing I'm talking about. Beef
and lamb with a friend of mine who came and
stay with me, had cooked a league of lamb the
day before for lunch, the delicious slow cook leg of
lamb four and a half hours and Moroccan lamb, and
and then the leftovers of that were then placed on
a on a pizza base and chucked in the chucked

(37:05):
inizza and the mobile pizza other and so you had
a lamb fetter capsicum and the bass being cheese and
and of course tomato.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
This is pretty hot, yeah, can I was next level?
So sit in again? You your other friends are all adults,
are all sitting around in the backyard drinking, joining some
export ultras, enjoying some ice cold export ultras to bear
for here. Yeah, after taking a trip to your local Bunnings.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, it's an export crush.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Actually, chairra Chera and your roopers looking unfair from the
algorithm there, I felt like everyone was laughing. So that happened,
and then your your kids? Was this quite late at night? No,
this is like in the afternoon. I decided to actually
cook pizzas what I thought it was going to be

(37:58):
was a move that I used to think was expert
on my behalf as when you wanted to stay up
a little bit later, so you start doing anything you
can to stap. I used to sit up and read
my dad and his mates trivial pursuit questions and so
then they could play trivial pursuit against each other and
I got to stay up a bit later.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
That's good. Well, this one was during the afternoon, and
normally you think, oh god, because you'd go, well, we're
going to eat some food and that'll be great, but
then you have to clean up. Clean up was done
to Oh this is what I mean. There's a whole
new world.

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Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yep, that's right.

Speaker 8 (38:51):
I dip my toe into anyfl once a year and
that is today.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, that's the same for most of the country. I think,
what can what have you found from dipping your toe
into these waters?

Speaker 8 (39:03):
Well, what I do find minight is you can take
Monday afternoon off and get steamed pretty much pretend you
know what's going on when you have absolutely no idea
what's going on whatsoever. You're heading out for the halftime show,
and the highlight is the ad. That's pretty much sums

(39:23):
up super BOWLD for me.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Speaking of ads, have you seen what they're doing in
the Six Nations whenever there's a scrum This has been
the bane of the a SEC's existence for quite a while.
Scrum resets are so boring that they've started playing ads
over the top of them. Have you seen that?

Speaker 8 (39:36):
I haven't seen that, but brilliant.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
So it's just whenever the game gets a little bit
too boring, they're like, bugger and just check an ad
over the top of it.

Speaker 8 (39:44):
Yeah, well, I don't know if.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
It down.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
It's an initiative that we've also implemented here on the
Breakfast this morning, we've set the AI algorithm. Unfortunately, though,
it turns out it's and set off pretty much all
morning and most of our show it Tanzada's boring.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
Yeah, okay, that'll do it. Actually, I mean AI is
never never wrong, really really wrong.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Joe couldn't get a word in.

Speaker 8 (40:13):
Oh yeah, it wouldn't be I'm not surprised at that, Hey,
you might as well give us the T twenty World
Cup trophy because we absolutely whopped Afghanistan last night. We're
getting a bit of a towling from the Taliban in
the batting, though they batted really well, and I was
nervous there for a second, knowing that they've got the
likes of Rushi Khan in there. But luckily it was

(40:36):
Seifert and Glenn Phillips zippy to the rescue and in
the end quite comprehensive.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
I see that England beat Nepal. I mean, who knew
that Nepal played cricket?

Speaker 8 (40:46):
Yeah, look, I mean they are you more used probably
the altitude cricket. I would say, if you played England
up near base Camp, I'd say they'd whoop them. But
down down the lowlands of Sri Lanka that there were
no chance.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
The other part about Nepal is finding a flat space
to play on. Generally, one bowler is bowling down a
very very steep hill and the other one's got a
bowl and into the hell, unless, of course, they play
across a hill, in which case one person is just
hoping it away and then into into which ever batsman's facing.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
Well, yeah, look, I mean England. Obviously, coming off the
back of both of Harry Brook getting knocked out outside
of strip club in Wellington, they've got something to prove
over the over there, and that is where to find
a strip club in India portri Lanka.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
That's a great point. Someone's texture on three four o
three as well and said that they were in Nepaling.
Did that not trigger?

Speaker 8 (41:40):
That not trigger the How did that not trigger?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Crown?

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Crown forklift? That's better, that's better.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
It's just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
If I know you, Ge Lane, and I do you
will be keeping abreast of the snow sports action over
in Italy for the Winter Olympics.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
Yep, Well, you are the unofficial voice of winter sports
in New Zealand. Biggie and Monikaz, which you were known
as down there there at the Jossy World Biggui here
you never got on a board or skis, but you
still claim the title.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
That's so good to seek. God, we're so good at.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
Hitting those big jumps and doing spinny winnies and flips
and stuff.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
It's so good to watch.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
And it's really shrunk for the dick of ski jump,
hasn't it, Because ski jump used to be the big thing.
You used to sit down and watch any the eagle
and you watch ski jump, you go wow, I look
at them jump so far. And then the snow homies
come along with their baggy jeans and snowboards and start
doing like seven twenty flips backside, screaming semens.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
That's good stuff.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
For me. For some reason though, every time I turn
it on. This curling, I don't know why, but it
just takes so long. It's kind of domestic chores on
ice and you've got people sweeping and then some other.
But I mean you, I measgine being a sweeper and
a curling team like you've got to You've either either
chucked the stone or you've got to sweep. It's like,

(43:01):
oh man, people say, I'd rather be a sweeper. Why.

Speaker 8 (43:04):
Yeah, it's a free ticket to the Olympics, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
That's exactly And the other missing ingredient, as is often
the case in these situations, it's the same with lawn bowls.
The thing you're missing here, Jerry, they're all on the
purse and that's what.

Speaker 8 (43:17):
Yeah, they're piercing around the pipe and park village, that's
for sure.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Those those curlers.

Speaker 8 (43:22):
You never trust the curler.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Trust the shoes you got the lawn bowlers, why are
they all wearing shoes that people with club feet normally wear, Like,
I don't know that.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
You're asking questions that I can't answer. You come into
the realm of no sports, and all I can yellow
snow homiees the whole time.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Back to the Super Bowl if it could, if you
got any tips for us, perhaps maybe what color the
gatoroad is going to be when they when they tip.

Speaker 8 (43:47):
I'm going read. I'm going read on that one, and
I'm going Cooper cup to any time touchdown score.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
What about bad Bunny? You're all over bed bunnies, bunnies,
bad bunnies performing the halftime normal that I'm into the
halftime show. That's probably part of the reason, the main
reason why I watched Super Bowl, But I'm not. Does
anyone know any bad bunny side? Apparently it's going to

(44:15):
be the first ever halftime show sung exclusively in Spanish.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
Yeah, well, I tried to get into it. I tried
to dial it up on Spotify and the weekend. I
couldn't get my heat around it, to be fair, but
I'm looking forward to Ice dropping in from a couple
of the patches just as a statement from Trump that
he can't he can't abide this, and he's going to
just arrest him at halftime and every I think it's
part of the show and he'll get deported.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Thanks for your time here, Julane.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Jerry and Midnight The Holdarcky Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight The
Hold Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Say, last night, fellas, I was watching the news as
I want to do on a Sunday night, just before
or Country Calendar, And then we watched the first thirty
seconds of Country Calendar, see if they're farming bees or
not whether we'll watch the rest of the episode.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Was it bees or was it norchard?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
It was not. It's one of my favorite times of
the week. Now, me and the missus sit down cuple
of cook of tea, and then Country Calendar comes on
and we but sit there with our fingers cross go
and please no bees, please no bees, Please no bees.
And then it's a sheep station.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
We're like, whoa, yes, high country station, like a standard.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
High country in the Nelson Marlborough region.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Do you know really do one a season?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yeah? That's right. But before we watched that the weather
came on and Renee right yes, was presenting the weather.
Did a great job of presenting the weather last night,
and it reminded me of I've only ever met Renee
once and it was one of the weirdest interactions that
I've ever had in my life. And it's got It's
not her fault. I just want to caveat that. Right

(45:50):
at the start of this, we shot a was.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
It where are the world?

Speaker 6 (45:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
It was Do they know it's Christmas?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
So they know it's cracket time for the Alternative Commentary
Collective and Radio Hodarchy back in the day. This was
a while ago now, and as part of that, we
collected an ensemble of well known New Zealanders from around
the world. Sam the Breakfast Guy was there pre hair
transplant and I feel like just the who's who the
lot Old Lady was there, Wendy Petree was Wendy Petrie,

(46:19):
Simon Dallo. This was the who's who of Who's that?
And as part of that, one of the shots that
we needed to do was all of the celebrities being
dropped off at the door and I was tasked with
or hiring out a pool car, booking a pool car
from downstairs, and then I was the delivery driver and
I would have to pull up onto the curb and
let these people out, and to entertain myself, I was

(46:42):
basically ram rating the front door of the studio.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Here. What sort of pool were you operator?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
It was like a it was like a tweet of vits.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Oh yes, those those are the days and the old
twitter vits zi meet cars that used to have.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
But every time I did it, either like someone would
go to open the door and the door wouldn't open,
or someone would walk through the shot or something like that.
And then every time we have to do another lap.
And so I had to curb this car about four
times with Renee right in the passenger's see car, what
the hell's going on here? Then she gets in. We
filmed the big crescendo, massive scene, the ensemble scene. Everyone's singing.

(47:13):
Do they know it's cricket time at all? There's about
one hundred people in the thing, and you know, when
you're filming these things, you've got to take multiple takes.
And so at a certain point she was sort of
done with her part. She sidles up next to the
makeup lady Lou at the time, and she goes, hellou,
I don't think this is the acc I was thinking

(47:36):
of when I agreed to do that. She thought she'd
signed up for the accident Accident Compensation Corporation. And the
whole way, she's such a lovely person that the whole
way through filming this thing, she's like, what has this
got to do with this?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Sea times.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
And me ram right in the curb with her and
the passenger see about five times she had to sit
through this whole rendition of do they know it's cricket
time at all?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Jerry and Night the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Deli, the social media guru for Radio Hodech. He joins
us in the studio, Deli, you would have been Sosh
meeting up a storm at Laneway on Thursday. I absolutely was.

Speaker 9 (48:19):
Pugs and I were in attendance my first Layway, mit
I d I was taking me this long, this long
ten years been going into music festivals and it's my
first Laneway.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Yes, because they're already calling you the lord of the Laneway.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
That's exactly what they're saying, has it?

Speaker 3 (48:33):
We Mes It's the only person I'd heard of on
the lineup I think was the girl who had to
address Pierce through nipples at the Red Carpet the other day,
Ian Chapel Rohan, that's right. I'll be honest.

Speaker 9 (48:45):
I'm not going to pretend to that I knew most
of the names on that lineup. Great, I'm not one
of those people. You could throw any names. Did you
see this person?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
And I'll probably be like, oh, I didn't even know
their playing.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Well, it's funny you say that because one year we
were partnering with Laneway and we actually gave the catering
list to Jason Hoyt to read out as the announcement.
It's like a Taco Loco will be taking the main stage.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
You're so how to go?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Because I see in the papers this morning that there
is a massive outbreak of food poisoning. Yes, I did
hear about this.

Speaker 9 (49:17):
I've seen many a TikTok floating round of a couple
of festival goers that have come down with the runs.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah, put it buntly, and we're blaming the Mexicans.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Is that well that it seems like the texs Mix
It was a Tex Mix food truck.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
That is.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah, there's a lot of finger pointing going on there.

Speaker 9 (49:33):
I'll be honest, I was just running the liquid diet
all day, so you're not gonna, you know, just not
going to.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Catch me with that. So safety first from you, exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
So no no food poisoning urine, no neither of you,
no neither of myans. Actually, but I did hear that.

Speaker 9 (49:48):
Apparently there was about I think it was a couple
of stores.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
It was over an hour wait for food. So I
wasn't gonna wasn't gonna put up with that, eating, cheating,
eating s diffney cheating.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
And act of the day for you.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Probably got a big Geese.

Speaker 9 (50:04):
I think Geese was the one band that I was
really looking forward to, and yeah, they definitely delivered. They
were sort of about six o'clock, so smack bam before
you blacked out.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah, it was about that. Yeah, in quite half those
birds to play an instrument. How does that work?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
They just sort of push a.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Button with the beak. Lots of honking going on. That
was good. They were great, great time.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
It's a honking, a lot of a lot of hassing. Okay,
So no food poisoning your end, either of your ends,
and a good event that finished, at least in your
memory pretty early.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Doors.

Speaker 9 (50:35):
I left before Chaparon, I will admit, because I mean,
I love Chaffaron as much as the next guy, but
I do also love being able to get out of
Western Springs and capturing home nice and so didn't didn't
catch the apparently was the highlight, but some I've been
told by James Pugsley out in the.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Office there Pugs was. Pugs hung around for.

Speaker 9 (50:52):
That, but he certainly did.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
He loved it. Okay, that's right off.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Big Chaparone, Good on Pugs, thanks for coming in.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
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