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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:10):
Welcome along to the Hurarchy Breakfast, Monday, the ninth of
March twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
My name is Jeremy Wells. This is and Stewart.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
This is not the first broadcasting we've done this morning.
We've been in watching the Grand Final of the T
twenty World Cup, which as it stands, if you've just
woke it up, we are one hundred and forty five
for eight. Our target is two hundred and fifty six.
We've got three overs to do it. It is mathematically all over.
But I think we could still be proud. But I

(00:36):
guess the biggest thing that we need to address, and
it's already lit up the text machine before we've even
walked in this morning. As the grim Lane curse, he
made his way over there. As far as I can
tell on social mediaho's over there by himself. He has
a long running curse acc here g Lane of attending
World Cup Grand finals. This now, I believe, is the
fourth Grand final that the black Cats have made that

(00:58):
he's been in attendance and they've lost.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, Stephen Job just text them and said, boys, it's
time for g Lane to accept the curse and stop
trying to break it. I'm sick of losing these finals.
I think, I think, Steve you speak for all of us.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I did text g Laane yesterday and I said, if
we lose this tomorrow, will you promise to never attempt
to go along to one of these egains? No reply,
nothing from him this morning. I please explain, Please explain.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
It to j Layne on the show, Jerry and Mini
the hold Ikey breakfast text are.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Flowing in on three three. If you Gene Lane, the
curse of grim Lane lives on. Take his passport. Boys,
it's time to put g Lane down.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Boomers just bold Mitch Center as well.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't care. So yeah, one fifty two nine. Now
they're in the.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Final stages of what is another a great Indian victory.
You've got to say in the men's T twenty World
Cup final.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yep, another text through. There's got to be some sort
of on Boodsman to which we can report. Julane, Well,
I heard. I don't know if you guys heard in
the most recent news bulletin that Trump said that whoever
I ran put in next as their leader is at
risk of getting bombed. I heard that they're looking at

(02:16):
appointing a sec he Gulane as the next the next
tooler of our an.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Have they looked at some of his crimes and he's
committed and they were like, morally get past the tests that.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
They were like, this is our man. Sure does he is?
He a good Muslim though, but you know he's even
a Muslim. Someone a lot would argue no, but he
is a wartime leader. And so for that reason, they're
going to appoint him as the next eye toler and
Trump should look into that. Yeah, it's a terrorist activity
what Gulane's done this weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It was an interesting move.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I thought he was lying.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I thought he was lying too.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I thought he was joking because like he I don't
think he actually believes that the curses got anything to
do with them.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
But he definitely doesn't know. Well, I totally believe in
these one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's uncanny.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Well, and now another data point as well, after all
was made about he shouldn't be going over there, and
now all of a sudden, he's over there, and this
game was taken away from us. And now I would
say the first sort of five or six overs of
our bowling, we just gave away too many, and they
got so much, so much momentum was annoying because I
think the first three balls of our bowling innings were

(03:30):
dop balls. We were bowling really really well, and then
all of a sudden, a flurry of wides. So at
that point, I think we were just talking about this
on the commentary before, but we basically bowled twenty one
overs because of all the wides. You subtract four overs
from India because you don't score runs off boomra as
we've just seen. So you've basically they've got twenty one

(03:53):
overs to score their score. We've got sixteen. And you
know you're never gonna win, no, and you shouldn't be
expected to either. So this has been a brave, valiant
effort from our Black Caves. I'm very proud of them.
The headwinds that they're facing against, you know, the BCCI,
the Grimline Curse, all these different things that that stack
the odds that the overwhelming NU miracle odds that they

(04:17):
were facing. There's one point four billion people in India.
There's about three hundred and fifty of us.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
So the Indian cricket team take home about five point
eight million dollars for winning the final New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Now we take home about three million. Is there a million?
New Zealand?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
So you wonder how that gets to b up a like?
Do they just is it a even odds among the players?
How much do the coaches get? What does the all singing,
all dancing, media manager, bus driver, ground announcer Willy Nichols get.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I don't know how that works, hecretually, that's a really
good point. But I but it's just about three million divided.
But I think you probably go with the it's probably
the playing eleven.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
How much of that comes out of g Lane's back pocket,
you know, because it's squarely at his feet that we
lost this.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
The good news is that at the stage, Julane has
no way of acc here. Ju Lane has no way
of getting back, so there's no flights and so he
might be stuck over there forever. Now I'm thinking very
long term here. The next T twenty or the next
ICC major event is in two years time. They seem
to roll around every four months now, yeah, the day,

(05:26):
but it's in two years time. At least if he
never gets back from am in a bed, he won't
be able to go to that next one.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah that's a good stuff.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
We can just keep him over there for two years
plus at least we've got a chance on the.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Next one tear up his passport. I believe the Western
Indian Cricket team is still stuck over there too. They
can get back to the West Indies. So he will
be floating around a pool with the West Indian Cricket team,
camar Roach and them just on the on the RUMs
there's a lot of.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Anger and the text machine for acc here gulane or
a lot of a trail and fair enough.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Oh no, it's all his hoop. Please explain to g
Layan on the show this morning.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Thank God for the Wis Jerry and.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Minni the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
That is Butthole Surfers. I really don't like saying that
it's a horrific name.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Well I'm looking at the rundown. Just that this is
a tease for in about three minutes time, we're going
Butthole Surfers into bush.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
It's time for ol Dude's name is Thank God for
old Dudes's name years.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Segment formerly known as yesterday Today's morow Timuru.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
By the way, India have won the men's T twenty
World Cup Final and that's happened.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
On this day in twenty twenty six India one and
watching them celebrate it felt like it felt like a
kid who's organized like a game of backyard cracket and
invited little his friends around, stacked the deck so that
only they could win it, then win it and then celebrate. Yeah,
that's what it looked like.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
That was always going to happen.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
And like this text enough of the winning cricket chat,
we choked it and finally again again.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Which I hooked.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
I don't think that's a choke on this day in
eighteen seventy three, have you heard of the cobra effect?
Fellas that you're aware of the cover effect coffect? Back
in colonial era India, the British government we're having a
whole of a time with cobras bustards. So instead of
trying to kill them, the British put a bounty on
the head of the cobras. So anyone who brought one

(07:12):
and would get paid a certain amount of money. Pretty quickly,
the brets were getting roots for millions from the sheer
amount of cobras that being brought in. But despite that,
there was still heaps of while cobras around, And it
turned out that the locals had started breeding the barstards
so they could turn them out the bounty. So they
all set up these clandestine cobra breeding facilities in their
own houses so they could tell them. Yeah, so the

(07:33):
bret's cotton onto that and turned the tap off. With
no more bounties being dushed out, Well, what do the
locals do. They've all of a sudden got a thousand
cobras in their house and no money for it, so
they turn all the cobras loose, flooded the streets with
even more cobras. Brilliant as where we get the cobra effect,
which is also known as perverse incentive, where the apparent
solution for the problem actually makes the situation even worse.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's very hard not to have the cobra effect has
happened so many times and so many different places.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yes, a couple of famous examples of the cobra effect.
The Hanoi rat bounty. You remember the Hanoi rat bounty.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
What happened on the Hanoi rat bound.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
So the French colonialists in Indo China did basically the
same thing. There were too many rats, and so they said, right,
a bounty on the head of every rat, will pay
you for every rat you bring in. Same things started happening.
People were breeding rats, turning them in, making an absolute killing.
Another one is around sort of the same era of
late eighteen hundreds early nineteen hundreds. People were starting to

(08:30):
find dinosaur fossils all around the world and there was
a mad rush for them. Universities and museums and stuff
were paying heaps for these fossils, and throughout Asia they
would get paid per fossil that was delivered, per complete fossil,
no per fossil piece. So if you find a giant
bone like a femur or something, you get paid. So

(08:51):
let's say ten bucks for the theme, or you could
smash it into a million pieces and then handing each
different piece of that and get paid ten dollars every
time is brilliant. So some of the best and complete
dinosaur sets that were ever found were smashed into a
million pieces they could turn it in for the bounty.
There's another one that I didn't want to talk about
this morning, but I will briefly mentioned it in the

(09:12):
in the Congo when Belgium, the King of Belgium took
over that Leopold. Yeah, Leopold to try and get a
bit of rubber, going yep. He's like, if you guys
miss your rubber quota, you've got a killer worker, and
I need proof that you've killed the worker, so I
need his hand, that's hands. So then yeah, and so
then they were in the end some of them were going, well,
we don't want to kill you, but if we can

(09:33):
cut your hand off and send it in, you know,
and then they would get paid a portion of their
rubber quota for each hand. So if they were short
on rubber, they could send it in fifteen hands alongside
the rubber. Yeah, that was pretty great.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
That was the beginning of all of that getting uncovered
in the Congo, Wasn't that what was going on?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
That was not good man.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
And meanwhile Leopold and the Western world was running this
line like, look how amazing the Congo is. Yeah, I
look at the advances that were and he was taking photos.
He was he was out there doing his own pr Meanwhile,
one of the most evil people in history.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
I feel like he didn't even sit foot there anyway.
So that was that one that was very grim. Also,
US railroads back in the day, they were paid per
mile of track in the nineteenth century.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I know it's going to happen.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yes, that belt in bloody, the loops in roundabouts and
all sorts of stuff, just to get a little bit
more money out of the government.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
There.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Oh born on this day. Mark Manson nineteen eighty four,
American self help author and blogger. He wrote The Subtle
Art of Not Giving a Frick. That's the orange book
that you'll see in the airport.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Good book.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I've read that book. Yeah, it was a good book book. Yeah,
as far as books go. He shares a birthday with
Lil Booow my dogs bark women.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
This is just Lil Bao.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Yeah. I think he's yeah, I think he's just bow wow.
Now because he is a thirty eight year old man.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
He was low bow once upon a time he was,
weren't we all?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
And there is old those name years. For the ninth
of March twenty twenty six.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Jurry in the night the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yesterday fellas I bore witness to something that I thought,
I need to hear this on the show because I
know the Fellows will be able to shed some light
on this, and if not you guys in the studio,
then you listening at home. I went to you know,
it was a beautiful afternoon yesterday afternoon, but a footy
on and I thought, you know what, I'm just gonna
swing by the bottlestore grab a couple of Export Ultras

(11:30):
of the beer for here. And while I was in there,
I had to cure there was the fridge, you know,
the chilled compartment there. There's about ten people in there.
They're all cue just to grab Export Ultra and then
walk back up. Didn't touch another beer. One of the
old boys that was in there with me, he walks out,
he buys his, and then he walks out into his
ute and he's sitting in his ute, and then I

(11:51):
buy mine. I walk out into my car, and then
I noticed out the corner of my eye some movement
and I look over. He's still sitting in his ute.
He's in the front seat and he is just first
can from his six pack is right, Yes, sitting in
the front of his car. He was just just nicked it.
I think almost in one go.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
What time in the afternoon we're talking, we were talking
afternoon were afternoon?

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, this would have been about sort of three pm? Okay,
three pm in the afternoon. This guy is just slugging
one back in the driver's seat, and it made me think,
what what do you reckon the rest of his day?
Looked like that drove him to, you know, pounding a
beer in the car back there.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Was it exactly one minute past three, because it might
be that situation where he allowed himself an Export Ultra
passed three. I only drank in the afternoon.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Yeah, it would have been. It would have been about
bang on three o'clock.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
And it must be after school leaving time. Well it
must be after three.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Okay, Yeah, this was a Sunday. He was dressed. He
had a hat speed Dealers on. There were upside down
on top of the brim of the hate Stubbies tucked
in shirt. He looked dressed to do a few jobs
around the house. To think, okay, like you might have
been doing some yard work. See, the type of guy
that would go to Bathurst is the exact type of
guy that would have gone to Bathurst.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, see, I can see that being a three o'clock
sort of a thing. In the weekend, I had a sauna,
a mobile sauna with ram Rah called up and he
was in the drawer actually to go with us on
our wellness weekend to Barron Bay.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
And you had to explain to him why he's not coming.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
And I was in there and it was must have been.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
It was the ten o'clock session, yeah, in am And
I got to say, for about ten minutes in there,
my mind started wandering to Export Ultra, the.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Band, Yeah, And.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
We were talking about things that people in the sauna
were talking about, things that they were going to do
straight up after, and I shared very quickly that all
I could think of was I'm looking at the beach.
It's a beautiful it's hot in the sauna, and all
I could think about was an Export Ultra for the
entire time. So when he's doing his little meditation techniques
closing your eye ye, intentions for the day yep, and

(14:02):
then he's putting a little bit of a bit of
orange from Greece essential oil on the rock, all I
could think of was that crisp cold from the export
with my first export alter and so I just immediately
went home and tucked them straight into one.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
What was everyone else then? Sit up, it's gonna go
for a ten k run, a bit more meditation. Well,
there you go. Maybe the guy that I saw in
that in that truck had just come out of a
sauna and some deep meditation.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Meditation session. They have plenty of time to think about it.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
Jerry and Mian night the hot I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
So there's a lot of rumors around, swilling around politics,
certainly Friday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Let's get political.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Let's get a bit political here.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
What were you hearing on Friday afternoon?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I was hearing the Prime minister there's going to be
a challenge to the leadership.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
There was a lot of chat about it.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
In fact, it was a promo in the news and
we sat down because we do a combo promo, Siven
Charp in one news. Jack Taine was reading the news
and we sat down. We did the promo, Christopher Lux
and leadership is going to be challenged.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Blah blah blah blah. Did the promo.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
We exited out of there, and then about twenty minutes later,
the director came up, we need to do another promo.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
What's happened? Wow, the promness has gone on newstalks B
and he said, I'm definitely not resigning, definitely not leaving
the job.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
And that means he's not.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
So that means that, well, that means that all of
a sudden it ceased to be a headline, right, And
so then we had to go in and re record
a promo, another promo that said that he didn't say
anything about him, right, So this isn't that.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
There's a bit of a thing going around obviously.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
And then we had our some people inside of work
here that were texting stuff over the week.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
It's something I wondered with Dublin, Well is it I'm
hearing in the deep Dark reddit threads that there's going
to be some sort of bloody announcement today. Now I've
also heard a million different rumors there the room, and
so I just want to say, we are not a
reputable news organization. But if you hear it later on,
you heard it here.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
First, Well, how does it work? That's the question.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Here's what I think is it's the glasses. I think
that the wider national team, the triumvirate that they've got
going on with the Seymour when St Peter's all of them,
they said, the coalition they all sat down and they went, look, mate,

(16:29):
what are we doing? You've got the Morpheus from the
Matrix glasses going on at the moment. That doesn't scream leadership.
They're not prime ministerial. They are not prime ministereo. Whenston
Peters would have walked inn and gone look at this,
what do you see here? Double wristed? Mate?

Speaker 7 (16:44):
Right?

Speaker 4 (16:44):
That is presidential?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Do you think so?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
I think I agree with you on the glasses, but
do you think as well? And we have talked to
the Prime Minister about this. I suggested it to him
when he first became the leader.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Is it time for a rug?

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Like, why not?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Try just just see what the pole? See what the
poles say. I've seen him with here. I've seen pictures
of him with here.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah, what is it? How does it look?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Looks quite good with here? It's like it's quite handsome.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
It must be like whenever you say a photo of
Lee Heart with here.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Oh yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say.
I saw him actually recently band photo of Lee Heart.
I couldn't tell which one was.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Hermit first a band photo, yeah, of him.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Playing band a band, him playing in our band.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, I didn't recognize him. I was like, which ones
he some of those very very handsome. But yeah, I
think that maybe lux and and look any ruggle dude.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
You can go to Jeffson Porium. You pick one up
for fifteen bucks. Yep.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
It would be pretty stark for him to just show
up tomorrow all of a sudden with.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Here, you know what I mean. It would be a
talking point.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Would be a talking point, and it can't hurt the poles.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Well, at the moment, things are not going very well
in the polls for Prime minister.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
And if what I'm hearing on the conspiratorial threads on
social media, then he's gotta roll one last roll of
the dice, doesn't he.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
So we've had about six texts son, So this some
kind of roma thing that's got out right, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I think it'll be a bit cool this far out
from election. What's to go six months out from an
election to go the rug change of leadership?

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Well, or the rug got rug first before you? The
change of leadership? Surely just see how it works. Mentioned it.
Then all of a sudden, the polls turned around the mast.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Here it was the rug we love it. It actually
was the run we love the rug Soul Patch.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Next please Jeremy Wells and the nice to It The
Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Jerry and Leni The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
So a good weekend for New Zealand Super rugby teams. Great,
a great weekend for New Zealand, great weekend for the Chiefs.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
I didn't actually watch any of it. What happened?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
They've beaten one in PACIFICA, the Hurricanes. They absolutely thumped
the Warritors fifty nine to nineteen.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Are in Sydney and this was predicted on the Hedekey
Breefast on Friday morning.

Speaker 8 (19:02):
Blues Crusaders on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
And it's the return of the medium sized General Boden
Barrett and I.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Think you might find the Blues might do a bit
better there than what you think. Clip that one up
Ruder Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
And right now we're joined by Skysport commentator disgraced former
Highlander Joey Wheeler.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Did you hear that? Joe Wheler? Did you hear that? Prediction?
On Friday?

Speaker 7 (19:23):
From me. Yeah, brittant Jerry Kilder, I'm welcome.

Speaker 9 (19:26):
Yeah it is, Joe. I'm just doing a callback on.

Speaker 10 (19:29):
Behalf of the Crusader's health and well being trust once again,
just to chick out a courteously cool to one night.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Friends, mates, mates look after. Mate.

Speaker 9 (19:47):
I'm actually genuinely worried about your mental health.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Well we were your last week, Joe.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
I was.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
I was just fine, and all of a sudden, Joe's
unavailable this week. Now, all of a sudden, he's bloody,
itch and jumping at the bit to get on this morning.
It was what happened, Joe. I can't I can't make
I can't make sense of it.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Just they lose Joey and they can't make sense.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
It just doesn't make any sense, make.

Speaker 10 (20:11):
It, Jefree, No wild draw.

Speaker 9 (20:14):
You know they'll believe it on something.

Speaker 10 (20:16):
They'll find something, Jerry.

Speaker 9 (20:17):
I just thought the Blues were just very.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
Very good Gin They played well like the starts for
the Crusaders. That's going to be a concen for Robinnie
and his coaching staff. They just can't get out of
the box. They seem like they're always on the bus
for the first fifteen minutes of these fixtures at the moment, So.

Speaker 10 (20:35):
Yeah, that'll be a big focus for them. But yeah,
I mean the Blues. Yeah, credit where credits.

Speaker 7 (20:40):
Joe, I thought they mustled up fronted up really well,
Bud and Bear outstanding in his comeback game, ran the
ship really well.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
And young Cody VII. I think we've unearthed a little
bit of a star there on on the right wing.

Speaker 9 (20:52):
For the Blues. He was He was exceptional as well.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yeah he's a whippet that though, doesn't he Every time
he touched the ball he looked a step faster than
anyone around him. A tremendous cross kick. Try that He
scored there as well. That's probably enough on that game.
The Landers though, distracting him with the Landers. You're beloved,
your beloved Landers, talk to me about the you'll forgive me.
I've lost his name. But the fellow you interviewed from

(21:16):
the Force after that game, I've never seen someone so
visibly angry after the game. He was trying to hide it.
He could see his face twitching up at the corners.
They felt like they should have won that one.

Speaker 9 (21:26):
He was Jeremy Williams. Yeah, he was serious, like he
was giving me the real I felt like I was
going to a boxing I was just smiling. You can imagine.
Then you're backing back to the wind. I will take
the four points and run.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
He was disappointed, but yeah, look they're actually front of
the Force. It was a great game of footage to watch,
like it really was INDI indection just throwing the pigskin
round left. So entertaining, entertaining competition this year. You just
don't really know which way it's going to fall. Like
you look at the bloody the Tars. They were horrific

(22:08):
on Friday night against against the Hurricanes. So it's another
great competition this year, fellas, and I'm just loving every.

Speaker 9 (22:16):
Bit of it.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Well, the Crusaders have got an easy game this weekend
because they're up against the Highlanders at home, so you yeah,
I mean that's yeah. On the Highlanders went and went
like traveled, you know, three hundred k north and one.
It's been a it's been a long time. But the

(22:37):
Blues got an easy game against one in PACIFICA. You'd
expect the Hurricanes at home against the Force to probably
take it home.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
So this weekend will be interesting.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
And then and then just looking at the table, your
beloved Crusaders sitting below the Highlanders at the moment, and
I see it on eighth.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
That'll field them. Can't have that, eight, can't have that.
I got to say the Landers have looked good this year,
a lot of home games. And I got to say
the Zoo. Obviously during O week it was absolutely rammed,
but even this weekend the Zoo was going off. It
feels like it's it's pecking up this year. Is that right?

Speaker 9 (23:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (23:12):
Immortalized?

Speaker 9 (23:13):
I agree.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
I thought, yeah, for a game like the Force, Let's
be honest, it's not high on the priority list, I
would have thought. And when I turned up, they had
they had the old roped off at about core of
the way up, and I was, it's going to be
an average Zoo. But it packed right now and they're
right into it. It's good stuff.

Speaker 11 (23:32):
This new breed.

Speaker 10 (23:33):
I'm not sure what it is, but they're right into
their footy.

Speaker 9 (23:36):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Well if they got some deal going on that, Joey,
because I mean we know what ticket prices are, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
There's obviously some kind of down here.

Speaker 9 (23:45):
For a while, Jerry.

Speaker 10 (23:46):
They part of their orientation.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
Packs, they get what's called a zooper pass and that
gives them access to every Highlanders.

Speaker 9 (23:56):
Home game into the Zoo.

Speaker 10 (23:57):
So basically a season pass for all your first year
of students, and then I think it is a reasonably
discounted rate for other students because obviously the University of
Otago is one of the major sponsors holders, so they
obviously want their students to get in and around it.

Speaker 9 (24:12):
So yeah, it looks like it's still on the still.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
In the job, totally working from them vibes look good,
Joe Wheeler, thank you so much for joining us.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Look forward to talking to you again next week after
the Highland.

Speaker 9 (24:24):
Yeah, I go, I'll get that. I'll get that.

Speaker 10 (24:27):
Crusader health and well Bean, trust you later.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
On my night, Good on your lab Jerry, and midnight
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
If you're looking to get on the social media gravy train, yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
I want to get stuck in free stuff sent around.
You know, I looked around the the radio landscape, the
media landscape. I see your flitches, your Vaughn's, your bends,
your Johnno's, your Hoskings. I'm trying to think of other ones.
You'r Charlie a are UK le's you know what I mean?

(25:02):
And I look at them and every other day that
they're going, hey, guys, I got sent a bloody thing,
you know, and it'll be a package and it'll often
be like skincare products or something, but you know, every
now and then it's something pretty good. And I was like,
hang on, how do you get on that gravy train?
Turns out social media you've got to have a big
social media following. And so I came to my favorite influencer,

(25:26):
which is you cap in Hand. I said, Jerry, please, sir.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Can you introduce me to some of your followers? Yeah,
some of your forty nine thousand, yeah, three hundred and
sixty two followers.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
You're a man of influence.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah. By the way, those hot Cross buns that came through.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
The other day from David Brown absolutely delicious, So god,
I head them over the weekend. So I gave you
some advice, And firstly I introduced you to a h
I said, to buy my channels.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
I said, look, why wouldn't you follow Monicas? And you've
got one hundred and thirty one hundred and forty.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Followers out of it, closer to two hundred by now,
two hundred, Yeah, and a big welcome to all of them.
Got to be honest daunting at first, because it all
of a sudden feels like there's two hundred people sitting
in a small theater waiting for you to do something.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, so you're looking at about eight percent. You had
a better an eight percent rise. Yeah, ye're on year
and I quite a lot before text depreciation and amortization.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
The ebbit dart.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
But the question is what are you going to watch
your You know, you needed to come in. We talked
about this on Friday. You need to come in with
your first post with the new followers, something good.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, you give me some advice.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
I did, I said, I said, you need some shiritless
comment to miss C known as C in the in
the trade.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Right, you need to.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Maybe some kind of mental health journey slash overcoming some
kind of medical crisis, right, Okay, and coorporate most of
your cat because there's a lot of people that like
animal content and then possibly deploy your yoppers.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
You know, I have noticed I have noticed that it's
it's a it's pretty commonplace on social media demployed the oppers.
So so those at least from what I've seen on
your feet.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Mental health journey, animals, yoppers. That was it. So that
was your with that mind. You went away on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
And I posted, I posted, I've made a post.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You made it, Yes I have. So it's entitled eat.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
The Rich that'll come back. That's a reference to one
of the photos.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yes, I see that. And it's a dump.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
I describe it as a dump, hot, greasy dump, and
it is a dump.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
It's a dump of a post.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Because you you've got you standing by a book, binary
you've got the pull home ceed nice photo, by the way,
thank you, sitting on a park bench somewhere I imagine
in the Bay of Islands. You've got Jeff there at
I think I would say the Juke of Marlborough. Then
you've you've gone to a Breakers basketball game. There's there's

(27:50):
a picture of James mcconey in there.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
There's a there's a picture of.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
A toilet that says take a crap. Then there's you
at the Push Push gig. There's another thing saying eat
the rich and depossy. Then there's you in the old
have on a couple of people, and there's Jeff trumming
your beard. And then there's something else about removing it
up from Jeff's face, and then there's you doing monts.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
There's nothing about bloody shirt. There's no shirtless, there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
There's no yoppers, there's no mental health journey, and there's
no animal stuff in there.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Okay, so okay fail, So what so I've got a
all right, so what do I need to do?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Then he likes to get on that thing two sixty four?

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Yeah, well that I thought that's pretty good?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Ruber?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Is that not good?

Speaker 10 (28:30):
Who?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
How many do you need to have?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
A Hidarchy Breakfast thing?

Speaker 9 (28:33):
Now?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
That's good content? Who was that?

Speaker 8 (28:36):
That was not me? I am not guilty anyone else.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
It's not good content. That's not fair. That's not good content.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
That's great content according to the Hierarchy Breakfast page. And
that's got thirty something thousand followers, so they would know
that that's good content. It wasn't me, by the way,
it was Zoe. Just before anyone thinks that I'm commenting
from burner accounts on my own page. Okay, so what
I've got to do some sort of is it a video?
Does that get more engagement? Shirtless holding my cat talking
about my mental health journey? Can you please with the

(29:04):
oppers out. Yes, I was very clear about that.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Can you please follow the prescription?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Okay? Is it too soon to post again?

Speaker 9 (29:12):
Though?

Speaker 4 (29:13):
I just posted on more.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
More, more, more and more more, more is less, less
is more.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Kerrian and I joined the complay the Hidaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
There's a couple of texts coming in on three four
three mina. You need to bring back the Big Brown
slim Down on it to become a fitness influence.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, well that this is actually partly why and if
you missed it. Last year, we ran a segment for
an entire calendar year, Big Brown slim Down, where I
attempted to get under one hundred kilos became pretty parent
after the trip to America, that wasn't going to happen.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
So it's one three point eight someone seven.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yeah, and then after America a massive blowout and we
decided to we're calling it Operation Donut, where I tried
to get right back round to one hundred and ten
again and that that actually was the only thing I
did achieved last year.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, well done.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
But the reason I did that was because you know,
if I actually hadn't achieved it, then that takes off
a pretty lucrative opportunity for me because now I can't
do it because I've already done it, you know what
I mean. So yeah, it could be something that we
bring back, yeah, to exploit for money.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Here's another text when a were stone in grim Lane
in the street. This is acc here g Lane who
went across to the Men's T twenty World Cup on
if you've just joined us in New Zealand lost to India,
and that which was entirely predictable, particularly when g Lane
decided to go across there.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I think they've anointed him as saint over there for
bringing the curse over.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Well, the question was did the BCCI pay Lane to
be there?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah, well you've got to think how did he manage
to stump up the funds for a last minute flight
over to a metabad.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
That's a good question.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
And this economy and under these current geopolitical times.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Well, to be fair, he's only got one way, So
he's only got a one way ticket.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
He hasn't been able to.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Get back yet because you've got all those people obviously
over their players, except they're trying to get back this way. Yeah,
not just in New Zealand obviously, but through Singapore, which
is a hub all the way across to the other
side of the world.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Because of what's happening in Iran and the Middle East.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
It's very it's you know, flights are not going through there,
and I think him.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Or it's one of the sponsors of the tournament.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah, so they can go through so special.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
So anyway we are trying to get hold of g Lane.
It'll probably surprise you not at all that he's screening
our calls, but we will stay persistent on that front.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Also has text and and said, can we talk about
Matt geb dropping a hard sea bomb at the athletics
fundraiser the other night on live TV on TV and
Z one.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
I think we need to because that is discussing. There's
no place for it in broadcasting.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
There could be.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Kids Jerry and the night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Time for your latest sport headlines thanks to Export Ultra
the beer for here and they have beaten New Zealand
and the T twenty World.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Cup Cricket final.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
All right, enough about that, So that happened. Yep, just
woken up now that it happened, move on.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Entirely predictable Rabbito's coach Wayne Bennett has applauded his sides.
I mean, just put it this way, if New Zealand
had have beaten India in front of one hundred and
thirty thousand Indian fans, a country one engine, a country
of one point one and a half billion people.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yep, billion with a bit would have been a monumental.
It would have been one of the greatest.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Sporting upsets in the history of sport, not only cricket,
not sport.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
No, this is big. They would have been bigger than
Buster Douglas knocking out Mike Tyson. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Rabbito's coach Wayne Bennett has applauded his side's forty thirty
NRL League went over the Dolphins to complete the opening
round because it was nice and factors of ten that
included influential injury returns from captain Cameron Murray, Latroll Mitchell
and Cody Walker, alongside the club debut I recruit David Fafita.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Yeah, they did look pretty good to the Bunnies last night.
I thought we watched my missus is her second teams
the Dolphins because we went over to a game and
when you buy tickets over there they sign you up
to their mailing list. Every week she gets an email
from the club and now she feels like part of
the club.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
It's cool because it's the thing that I think a
lot of New Zealand I mean, Jeff would understand it,
but a lot of New Zealand fans don't realize that
those clubs are actually clubs.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an actual club.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Yeah I know.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Now go along and have some beers at their actual club.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Yeah, the dear One in particular, it's quite nice. The Dolphins,
but yeah, I thought, I thought the Rabbit has looked great.
Not quite as good as the Warriors on Friday Night now,
who looked tremendous.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
They did.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
An engine issues have cost Liam Lawson a chance at
points to start the Formula One season. At the Australian
Grand Prix, the racing balls driver struggled to accelerate. That's
gonna be We're gonna need that now.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
I don't know much about motor games, but I feel
like a crucial part because I remember back in the
day when you would play racing games on Nintendo, there
was an A and B button and A was always
the accelerator and it had an imprinted a on the thing,
and you could tell who was going away too hard
because when they pulled their thumb off the controller, they
ever a imprinted on the thumb from pushing the button.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
So if your accelerator is not working very well, it's
a massive problem.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
So what I've learned from Deady Kong racing is that
you need to be accelerating.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
He ended up finishing thirteenth. George Russell the Love Muscle
claimed the wind from.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Pole, Jerry Andman nine the hot I keep breakfast.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
It's not for a halfway sports idea, Gentuine. There's a
segment where I try and fix all of sports. This
is something that we've done in the past and we've
dusted it off for another year in twenty twenty six.
No new ideas and radio. Over the weekend, I was
watching Super Rugby and I think one of the things,
one of the issues that we've all got with the game,
I think is too much kicking. There's long periods of

(34:44):
aerial ping pong where the ball's just getting kicked back
and forth and honestly can feel like it goes for
about fifteen minutes. On top of that, you've got the
box kick, which seems like no one ever runs with
the ball anymore because they just set up for the
box kick. Super Rugby this year's brought in a few
rules around the breakdown to try and prevent the box
kick from happening. They stopped that human centerpede thing that
happens with his three guys human centerpeding into the back

(35:07):
and then the guy box kicks that you can't touch
it down. That was weird, yeah, although there's still an
element of that in the game from watching it over
the weekend. If you've got a big, tall lock, he
can basically do a one man humans ender bed and
then you can't charge the kecks down. I think I
just think that all we want to watch is more
running rugby. We want to see big hits, we want

(35:27):
to see line breaks, things like that. We don't want
to see as much kicking. So I thought there's a
couple of different ways you could do this. One is
I don't know if you've ever come across these, but
they had a training aid back in the day they
probably still do that was basically like a medicine ball
in the shape of a rugby bull that was like
ten kilos heavy. One yeah, and half backs would use

(35:48):
it to practice passing and things like that. Why don't
just play with the ball that's ten kilos.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
They had to do some serious damage to.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Your foot maybe exactly, which gets rid of the kicking.
So ten might be but much maybe five something that
you can still pass, but you can't kick it as far.

Speaker 7 (36:05):
That.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
I don't know how that would go though. I feel
like that had just been punishing a little bit too much.
What I settled on was deflate the balls, so just
don't quite pump them up, you know. When you go
I don't know, say summer rolls around, you find an
old rugby ball underneath the deck, and then you start
passing that around. You can pass it fine, and in
fact that in a lot of instances easier to hold
on to. All you can't do is kick it. You

(36:27):
just can't kick it very fas No, it just goes, yeah,
off your foot, that's right. But another advantage is your
dog can bring it back to you because it can
get a bit of purchase on the scenes.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
So I reckon any something, we should have a dog
on each team.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
I'm saying, introduce a labrador. And although I would love
to see them go and get the tea of a
golden tree and went out there and got the tea, or.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Just getting up in the back line. It's like, oh god,
that dog keeps getting.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
In our way.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Outside.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
No, so yeah, deflate the ball so you can still
pass it as far and you can still you know,
there's still a little bit of running rugby, but you
just can't kick it that. It would completely remove the
box kick. It would remove the aerial ping boll.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah. Okay, so you just Brady the ball, Tom Brady
the ball.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Just Brady that thing.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Famously, Tom Brady didn't.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
He just deflated his ball slightly yep, to flate, which
meant that he could.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Get his hand around the ball and throw it further.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Yeah. So yeah, I don't know what to employ Tom
Brady and Bill Belichick from the New England Patriots into
Super rugby.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
And there's something in that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
The other thing I was just when you were talking
about this, and this is another thing altogether, but what
about if you only had ten cacks per team per half, so.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
You got them ticked off?

Speaker 3 (37:38):
So so you've actually kicked, you know, you're not allowed
to kick anymore. You've done your ten. You've got ten,
You've got ten for your half.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
It's be hard to keep track of it.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Grassroots and it it doesn't exist.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah, but up on a stadium where you've got stadium
screen and he just count them down and say, well,
that's fine that they're in the lead, but they've got
I've got no more X left.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Does that include penalties and conversions?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Wow, I don't mind that, Josh ticks. So I reckon
the game could be improved if each team only had
six phases of play, make the game far more entertaining.
I don't mind it. So after the sixth tackle you
hand the bullo, I reckon, get rid of the flankers yep,
as well, and make tries worth four points instead of five.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
And just have the scrums lean on each other.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
The Hidarchy Breakfast, Jerry and LENI the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Time for the Hidarchy breakfast. It's academic. We'll ask you
five questions. You've got to get three correct and you'll
win one hundred dollar Bunnings vouched and your school could
go on the it's academic role of honorm and i he.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Us alongside schools such as todung A Boys, Valley Memorial College,
Queen Elizabeth Newland, Shirley Boys times two, Sacred Heart College
in Auckland, Mackenzie College, Francis Douglas Memorial, Saint John's College, Hamilton,
Saint Peter's Auckland, Stratford High School times two. Those fellows,
by the way, got into the conclave and reunited. They
figured out who the because it was two separate people

(39:00):
from Stratford High School, it was Yeah, And so they
got in touch with each other on the conclave. If
you'd like to join the Hidacky Breakfast private Facebook page,
you can do that.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
And they had a reunion.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
They had a reunion. I had a private reunion not
too shabby for Stratford High there alongside and you had
a fun today White Tacky and Saint Kendigan's most recently
which was on Thursday, which means one hundred dollars to
give away.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
This morning from Dunedin, Pete joins us.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Good morning, Pete, good.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
What school will you be representing today? Pete?

Speaker 10 (39:29):
Be the Blue and White Hoops Tiger Boys High School Boys.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
High School power History, Yeah, proud history, powerful sporting school.
When they Pete, what sport did you? What sport did
you play?

Speaker 10 (39:41):
Got a hockey back?

Speaker 4 (39:42):
In the day.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Okay, Pete, Well that's not going to help you all.
No looks of in terms of these questions. But see
how you go. You just got to get three, correct, Pete.
There's no point in passing, Pete, because we're not going
to come back to it. So let's get into it now.
One hundred dollars Bunnings about your upper grades hate representing
our Tago Boys High School in Dunedin, which band had
the nineteen ninety nine hit Nookie.

Speaker 11 (40:08):
Oh Nookie, you've got me there.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Look what was the name of the orange Dodge charger
and the dukes of hazard?

Speaker 11 (40:18):
Pete, you're really missing a generation.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Okay, it's the generally. Okay, you got to get these
ones correct. You can get these ones right.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
What is the capital of Denmark?

Speaker 9 (40:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Tow and Pete, pressure, come on, cow and Pete, tow
and Pete, Pete, Pete. I want you to get one
of these name one color in the flag of India?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Great correct? And the Star Wars franchise. What kind of
creature is Chewbacca?

Speaker 12 (40:58):
He is a he's not going to do he hasn't.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Jesus Pete too much, bloody hockey mate, we troubled capetulation.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
That's all right, Pete, you gave it a go.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
I mean, the entire alumni of Otager Boys HI going
to be absolutely destroyed.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
I think the region.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yeah, bad luck, Pete, but thanks for playing, and thanks
for listening to the Hidarky Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
That's one hundred and fifty tomorrow and then.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I'd probably do with that. Yeah, it's starting to get
up there now.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Jobs around the householdn't mind doing.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, I don't think those questions were too difficult, Brutor.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
I would have got them. Thank you, Jerry.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
It's very kind of you to say.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Easy to say that when we're sitting here reading them.
But yeah, when the when the lights get bright, as
Pete just found out, it's not as easy as it sounds.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
We'll try and get g Layne on the phone in
the next sort of ten minutes or so.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
the Hurarcky Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
Jerry and Midnight the hold I Keep Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
He was trying to get hold of acc here g Lane,
who's across and mina bed, espousing his curse across an
ICC event.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Yet again, Yes, we're taking your texts. If there's any
messages you'd like to pass on to the illustrious leader
of the Alternative commentary collective, get them through. Now we're
still trying to get him on the line. I believe
he's awake, he's alive, he's in a midd of bed,
he's on his way back to his hotel room. So
we might try to call him live. But a couple
of texts, Jerry, if you manage to get grim Laine
on the phone, can you scold him like a head mask?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Well, of course I would be doing that. It goes
without saying.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Start a movement to cancel grim Laine. We're enabling him.
Put him out of work so he can't afford to
go on these selfish jaunts that ruin everyone else's cricketing dreams.
Lane needs to find the person to put the curse
on him. Why should our nation suffer because of his
former misdeeds.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
That he's head a curse going all his life. I'm
not sure if that's possible, but we do need to
somehow address the curse. We need to work out. But firstly,
where does what ethnicity is the curse? Because as you know,
there's different curses different ethnicities around the world. Is this
is this a New Zealand curse?

Speaker 4 (43:10):
I don't know. I believe we've got them on the line.
Good morning, acc head g Lane.

Speaker 11 (43:15):
All I can say here from I'm in the bed
in India is there are still people out there that
believe in ghosts, and there are still people out there
who believe in aliens, and there are still people out
there who believe in the curse, and some quite unhanged people.
I must admit, just looking at the state of my
d MS at the moment, I was.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Just going to say, have you have you had a
look at your DNS.

Speaker 11 (43:38):
I had a little glance and I you know, it's
I mean, a lesser person would probably take it up
with HR and get some counseling, but I'm a far
bigger person at there. I'll move on.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Walk us through your your experience here at the at
the final we all watched it here in the studio.
How was it at the ground?

Speaker 11 (43:59):
It's hard to describe one hundred and thirty thousand people
in one stadium and let's just say it was zero
traffic management, just loads of police of massive sticks. But
if you picked up that stadium here in a minibad
in Chackport to New Zealand, it would be the sixth
largest city in New Zealand at one hundred and thirty thousand,

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larger than Dunedin and larger than Pumasdor. So there you go.
That's that's pretty hard to comprehend on TV coverage. Nice
pretty drone shots, but it's pretty it's next level. Been
in amongst it as well, and they are absolutely batchit
crazy about cricket. That's hard to explain as well.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Where were your seats?

Speaker 11 (44:39):
We were in the lower bowl, probably about twenty backs
from the front, so we were in the firing line
for a lot of those eighteen sixes at the India
hit in their innings.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
How many other keywis did you see? And how many
other kewis saw you?

Speaker 11 (44:53):
There was a handful of us, I reckon, but I don't.
It definitely would have gone over three figures, I'll give
you that now. Heavily heavily outnumbered. And the only way
I got out of the ground in one piece was
I strategically bought an Indian top beforehand and I pulled
it out of my bag and put it on in
Leaster Stadium before I was.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
I wish maybe my look, okay, so we need to
address that the curse just because it's yeah, it's the
elephant in the room here.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
So and the evidence is mounting.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
The only story I read yesterday in the New Zealand Herald,
the only story there was nothing about how New Zealand's.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Preparing for the T twenty World Cup Final. There was nothing.
The only story was how I'm going to break the curse.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Now the curse is now extended to how many ICC
games that New Zealand have been involved in?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
How many finals or four?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
So that's a rugby game, is that right?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (45:57):
So yeah, but I was the one that we won
the Worldcap River yea.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
So now what we know about the curs is that
if the players know, and you do know some of
the players you have had contact with the New Zealand
cricket team in your life, they know who you are.
God help them, but they do they know who you are.
They knew that you were coming. You spoke to Lockie
Ferguson about it. You'd even tried to end up. You've

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tried to stay in his room. Thank god he said no. Well,
in the end, it wouldn't have mattered but they.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Knew that you were coming.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Now, if we are going to break this curse, A,
we need to work out where the curse originates from,
which country it comes from, how did you get it yep,
and then we need.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
To get rid of it.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
The other thing is maybe if you do want to
try and break the cause, you need to slip into
these events without anybody knowing.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Now.

Speaker 11 (46:44):
Yeah, I think also maybe picking some events that are
not quite a difficult task is coming to India and
playing in Indian conditions. One of one hundred and thirty
thousand people on what can you described as a road.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
I don't know if you heard, but this morning there's
a lot of people texting into this show. As you
can imagine. Peter wants to cancel grim Lane, where he
reckons we're enabling you by keeping you employed in this
company and allowing you to talk on these various outlets.
Someone else is organizing a parliament lawn style camping protest
outside in me until we see g Lane's passport on

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an effigy of flames.

Speaker 11 (47:22):
I come and sit their tents on fire for.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
A stompham at the borders is Glenn, I do not
accept as return entrance back into New Zealand is Steve, No,
we need to keep them in New Zealand.

Speaker 11 (47:36):
I mean, those are quite nice comments competed with some
of the stuff that I'm swing into my.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
D So now, given the state of the geopolitical tensions
at the moment, how the hell do you get home? Oh?

Speaker 11 (47:50):
Yes, that's the more difficult chart, to be honest. There's
only one flight of day goes back to Singapore from Thebats,
so that's a challenge. I'm going to have to hear
Delhi tomorrow and then try and make my way back
to Singapore game and eventually try and make my way home.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
There's a lot of people, there's a number of people
who are prepared to pay for a ticket for you
to go to Delhi and then from then to Tehran
and then to trendsit through Tehran airspace and to see
how you go.

Speaker 11 (48:19):
Oh okay, No, I forgot. It's actually quite an underrated
place here by the way up there in the mountains.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Okay, So so you've done it again. The cours still exists.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
I hope you're ashamed of yourself, and I hope you
I hope I hope you haven't good hard think about
your actions all the way home.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
It's seventeen our flight home, right, look right, you've.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Done the self alien reel. It's not real, grow up,
it's real.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Jurry in the night the breakfast, Jesus, there's a lot
of hate coming through on three for three for acc
Here Juliana almost concerned.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
We've started here. Let's move on.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I think from the curse of acc Head Glane hard
to It.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Is hard to move on, man, it's still fresh, you know.
I think we allow ourselves a little bit of time
to grieve. There are also some suggestions on ways that
curses can be lifted. I think once Glane returns to
New Zealand Soil, I think we need to blow this
thing wide open, just get to the bottom of what
exactly is a curse. I believe in them.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I believe in them, oh absolutely.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
And I think there's a lot of suggestion that this
particular curse started. And I understand that acc Head Gulane
bought the under arm ball and that's when the curse started.
The under our Bull from the famous nineteen eighty one
game where Brian mckeckney was bowled the under on bull
by Trevor Chapel acc Head Gulaane and New Zealand's premier

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sports journalist Paul Ford bought the ball and he then
Gulane bowled it over arm. Oh and that's where people
believe that this curse began. Could it potentially be reversed
by b it under armed? Then maybe this is the
kind of stuff. If anyone's an expert and curses, please
reach out.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
I gud in touch. We'd love to hear from you.
We'd love to undo this if we could when he
gets back.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
The other day, we were talking about secret shames, and
I mean, one of my secret chame is that I
am friends with acc Here Gulane, and I've known him
for over thirty years. Also that I am a recidivist
bed mate with acc Here and I've shared a number
of beds over the years.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
But he's actually a good person to sleep with.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Believe it or not. It's a silent sleeper, right move. Okay,
maybe that's something to do with the curse. Sure, but
that is a secret shame of mine that along with that,
I can only wink in one eye, which one hold on?

Speaker 4 (50:43):
I can't remember now lift Yeah, but even then when
you do on the lyft, your right one is shutting
at the same time. Yeah, rights, no good at all.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
No, I cannot do it. I cannot wink my right eye.
I can only just look at you. Go, I'm going
to look at that eye control.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Bit of a winker. Actually, you're a massive winker.

Speaker 8 (51:02):
Yeah, massively. I can do it. Strangely, as I'm very
uncle ordinated, I seem to be able to. You'll probably
guys will say that looks like there's something.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Wrong with me, because it does, but not because of
the winking. Okay, so we got onto this the other
day about secret shames and what yours are. Jerry, you've
put one on the dock. I'd like you to, if
you could, for a moment, be brave, open and honest
about yours, because I think you'll find you're not alone
in this one.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Oh really? Yeah, I thought I was alone.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
And the fact that I pretty much now exclusively go
number ones sitting.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Down, Yeah, I don't think you're only and I know
where this starts, but I don't think you're the only
man that does sit down with is it starts at night,
doesn't it. It starts with I'm trying to stay asleep,
and so I don't want to turn a light on,
and so then I can't aim obviously, So if I
just sit down, then it removes all all of that shit.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yes, and you can close your eyes.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
You can keep your eyes shut and therefore not waking
up because otherwise you're using your ears too much. You know,
hitting the bowl relies on too many of your other senses. Yeah,
you'll feel for example, when you when it's splashing back
on you on your calves and you think or sorry,
on your shoes, that's on your carves. That's from sitting down.
So on your assurance, how I revealed too much there? Yeah, right,

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So you're listening for the sound that a difference between
the sound of the water and compared to the bowl
compared to the floor.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Yes, and depending on how far away your bathroom is
from your bedroom, that could wake other people up around
the house. Absolutely, And so then it starts why you
start sitting down at night, Then all of a sudden
you're like, that's the morning, but you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
This is still kind of nice. And the other thing
is you can you can look at your phone.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Well, and so this is how it comes unstuck. So
for example, you might go say, we're oh, we're about
to heat out the house. We're going shopping or something
like that. We're just about to leave the house. I'll
just go quick safety waves before we leave the house.
Don't want to get caught out while we're out. They
have to go more ways. And so you go and
sit down, and then all of a sudden you see
a meme on your phone and you go, you know what,

(53:01):
my missus will appreciate that, you send it to her,
and she goes, I thought, you're just going with when
you need to be going ways. How are you sending
memes off the toilet? And then all of a sudden
the jig's up and she knows you're sitting down your
secret shame?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Yeah, okay, So what is your secret shame? Three four
eight three oh eight hundred Hodachi.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
There's a lot out there.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Yes, everyone's got one.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Yes, it's like a vice, and you can.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Send it in anonymously. It's a three four eight three Jerry.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
And Midnight the Hodiche breakfast.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
We're talking secret shames. This came out at the back
of us talking about it on Friday. I sit down
almost exclusively now to do number ones. Not It started
at night, as you said, mitnight. Definitely started at night,
but now I'm like, this is much more relaxing. It's
just a little bit of me time.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Yeah, a little bit of just a little bit of
Jerry time.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah, it's a little bit time. Can take this time
to myself.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
And it's the only time you get, isn't it? As
a busy father of two.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Ey, it's hard to find a moment now day is
And I'll just close my eyes.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
And you could be anywhere for that moment, couldn't you.

Speaker 10 (53:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Absolutely, Often just a little bit of meditation, even if
it's only twenty seconds, but of presence, a bit.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Of Is that one of the meditation things we're going
to in Born Bay? Yeah, they sit down with meditation.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Imagine that there's a whole lot of toilet you.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Just sat down together as well, just the three four
eighty three.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
My secret chage that I listened to the Big Show
yours no text through? Yeah another one here.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
My secret shame is really enjoying the morning show and
podcasts even though I'm a massive backbone it.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Ah, acting like you hate the smell of your own farts,
but secretly enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Keeping my name a secret. Please?

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Yeah, this from Tim, I mine, I think, and I've
discussed this a little bit on the show before, but
as I actually really enjoy a lot of souh reality TV,
which one at the moment it's married at first sight?
Oh yeah, I just it's trashy. It's I mean, they

(54:53):
know what they're doing, They're sucking into it. This is
what happens every single time. My missus chucks it on.
And then I sit there and I go, oh God,
what watching this crap for? And then I go about
episode four, Well, why she angry at him? Because they
said at the commitment ceremony last week and then they
were going to do this and that and she didn't
do it and he did and blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
If that's the most shameful thing you've view, you should
feel good about yourself.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
It's the most shameful thing I'll admit to into a microphone.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
On the hold Achy Breakfast, get back to work and
back on site with Bunning's Trade, Jerry and Mini the
Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Something I wanted to address with you two fathers in
the room is I was wondering if maybe we could
do like a kid, say the darndest thing type segment
because I was talking to my father the other day
and he said he was going to do the school pickup.
I've got two younger siblings of schooling age, and he

(55:49):
said that he went to do the school pack up
and he overheard them talking about him, and they said.
One of the kids says to the other kid, how
old do you reckon he is? Because you know, kids
have got no idea no filter.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Definitely, but they've also got no idea of age, like
but essentially anybody over the age of twenty five years.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Old, yeah, yeah, one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
You could be twenty five year old, you could be
forty five year old, you.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Could be sixteen year old, you could be eighteen year old.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
That's right. And so Dad's are at school pick up
and one of the kids says, the other kid, how
old you reckon he is? The first kid gets, I reckon,
he's sixty four? Sixty four? Yeah, way off, way off.
He's not sixty four. And I don't think you're you.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Do it as this a bit your dad. They were
trying to work out how old you old my dad is?

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Yeah, they look at him, they got agon he's sixty four.
I won't say how old. He is real, he'll bloody
kill me.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
But he's not sexy. He's not sexty four.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
And his defense he doesn't look sixty four. So the
first one goes, how old you reckon? The second one goes,
I regon, he's about sixty four. First one goes, it's
pretty fair for sixty four, So which works on mini levels?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
So sixty four year olds and hold on, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
I guess they assumed that you get into what was
sixty four?

Speaker 9 (57:02):
Like?

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Is that because people over sixty start losing weight skinny?

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I guess. So maybe this person's grandparents are sixty four
and they, you know, they're skinny. So the kid assumes
once you get the sexty, you get skinny. So but
imagine that they double where me at the school pickup
of one kid thinking you're sixty four.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
The other one it's pretty fair for sixty four, bang
and bang.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Yeah, they can deliver a harsh home truth the child
can they Oh totally?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
And I think, because what as a kid, you genuinely
think that nothing that you say could ever hurting you.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Known adult, you don't think about it at all.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
There's such a massive, massive power discrepancy going on. Between
adults and kids.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Didn't you one of your kids call you a domestic
goddess the other day as well?

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Oh they see, I take that.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
It's a great that is a great compliment. Yeah, but
you know they do think I'm a domestic goddess. But
that's because of just the tidiness that goes on around
our house.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Really, your kids, anything spring to mind.

Speaker 8 (57:59):
It's not really my kid, but my brother said something
horrific as a five year old at airport, and it's
so bad. I'll probably actually have to ask you guys
off here if I could say it on the broadcast.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Okay, can you just do it?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Can you do it via hand signal?

Speaker 8 (58:13):
Mummy?

Speaker 4 (58:13):
There's a oh oh yeah, okay over there.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
I see with that. I think we'll just let that
one through there.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Here at the Hidercky Breakfast, we attempt to uphold the
highest standards of broadcasting and good taste and decency is
very important thing to us.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
It's something that's slipping by the wayside. I think with
the tiktokification of media, the fracturing of the media landscape,
it's I just think it's one of the first things
that you can lose as a broadcaster. Yeah, and that's
why we've taken it upon ourselves to be the watchdog, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
The best Basically that the we like to judge from
from above yep and point fingers when other people slip up.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Yep, and judge them, judge them harshly and to that end.
And I know that the audience do as well. So
when has text in this morning and said, did you
hear Matt Gibbs sea bomb on the TV on Saturday night?
We had to investigate, didn't we.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
We had to hold him account because we can't have
people saying that sort of thing on television or radio
or anywhere.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Actually, that's right.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Having said that, we did hear it on the TV,
and we're about to play it back on the radio.
This is what Matt Gibbs said on Saturday night.

Speaker 8 (59:26):
So stokes with them today. It's going to be an
amazing night.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Wait to see you on the track. Let's get back
to you, so mate, and I think he knew straight
away what he had done, didn't they.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
I've also just become aware of the fact that he
listens to this show and I see him at the
gym I got quite often, so he's going to hear
this and then see me and probably drop a dumbbell
on my head. But that was quite a clear sea bomb.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
It was quite a long one. Let's have another listen
to it.

Speaker 8 (59:50):
This is the not bleeped version of that. Okay, here
we go stoke them today. It's going to be an
amazing night.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Can't wait to see you on the track.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Let's get back to you. So it's going to be
an amazing night. Seas there was. I mean, that's nicely done.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Yeah, not the first time though either that. That is
one that tends to pop out every now and then.

Speaker 10 (01:00:11):
Was there?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Was it? One of the news.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Readers, Simon Dello, had one a while back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
The negative impact of the global credit crunch is clear
to see in the government's books.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
JZ, you did one, didn't you? Didn't you do?

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
I don't remember me doing one. I do remember Dan
Corbett doing one the weather man though, and watched.

Speaker 12 (01:00:30):
That snow as well going into early Thursday, cold or
undercut undercut will pop me snow level down to six
hundred meters.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
And that's disgusting because that's just the weather. You know,
a lot of kids tune in for the weather. A
lot of kids sitting in the car when the weather plays,
and I just want to remind people that that's something
that we would never do on this show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Now apart from this from you, you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Know, if I'm going to be doing had stands in
my backyard where my neighbor's looking straight up my looks.

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
You nearly did one last week as well, when I.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
That's what struggling far Man far out far that one
was close. But let he who was without sindcaster the
first stone, Jerry.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
We want to give him a bit of experience playing
at Carter Farms Park or wherever the excuse me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
What's that was in the news headlines too?

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
You just got a little bit too comfortable, didn't there?

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Broadcasting?

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Do we feel better about ourselves for holding people to
account as the questions of good decency and broadcasting?

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
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Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
We're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Secret shames earlier on because I admitted to sitting down
now to go wheeze.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Yeah, well I thought it was brave. I admitted that
I also am a member of the community to sit
down wheeze community.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
It's good to have you on board. Can I just actually,
can I just say, I don't sit down.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
To go wheeze in the wild now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
If I'm out and about and I'm in the bush somewhere,
if I'm going bush wheeze that standing up, I don't
push myself down into the vagina position and squat.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
How are you on a wilderness dump I'll do I've
done a number in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Probably I reckon I could count them though on probably
both hands.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Yeah, you'd want to watch them, but I yeah, I
pride myself in my wilderness dumping technique.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Do you hold onto branches and just sort of lower
yourself down?

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Generally I find the wall sit position to be quite good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
The thing is, you're gonna want quite strong calves, sorry quads,
because what you need to do. You can't be at
a write angry leaks can't better write angle. They've got
to be stretched out a little bit further than that,
because your pants will be around your league. So if
you're you know, if you're in the mood for Wildernes
stump today, that would be my tip for years. Just
make sure that the legs are extended a little bit,
and get those pants out of the way, because you

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don't want a little bit of tingle in there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Anyone know, anyone who can't ride a bike?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Like there must be people out there who never got
to I had a friend who was sixteen. Actually she
still can't ride a bike, but she was sixteen, and
then she admitted to the fact that she couldn't ride
a bike. But she'd people had always gone on bike
rides when she was growing up, and she'd always make
an excuse, I can't because of blah blah blah. Nobody
ever found her out for it. She got away with that,
and then she admitted to me at about sixteen, she goes, oh,

(01:03:32):
actually can't ride a bike. Oh you can't ride a bike. No,
nobody ever taught me how to ride a bike. She
still can't ride.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
That reminds me of people who can't drive or don't
have a license, you know, deep into their adult age.
We ran a promo where we went down to Winter Pitas,
remember that, down in Elconey And as part of that promo,
myself and Tom Harper had to drive a van down
there as a promotion for a company that rented out
vans and we agreed that he would drive down there

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and I would drive back. What I didn't realize at
that time he did not have a license. And not
only did he not have a license, he actually didn't
really know how to drive. And so I was giving
him a few tips and I was like, you know what,
get off his case. You're just adding another thing for
him to stress out about. But I noticed, because it
was getting quite dark, that he hadn't used the high
beams at all, and I thought he might have been
stressed out about having to turn them off and on

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every time a car comes past. I said, you know what,
just leave him. We stopped to just sit down Bushwheez
at one point and I just brought it up. I
was like, hey, how can you don't use the high beams?
He's like the what?

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
I didn't know what they were.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
No, we drove all the way to oh Cooney from
Auckland with no high beams.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
This just reminded me of another work mate, Joe Jury,
who we were out floating around in the Pacific Ocean
wife at one stage, having a few drinks and on a.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Work trip to Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
What a trip that was, and he said, oh, now,
just to say, you know, if I do go over,
could you grab me because I can't swim.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Yeah, I can't swim.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
And I was like, wow, okay, you've got through to
thirty and you haven't learned to swim yet. Yeah, remarkable.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Yeah, he cannot swim. No, only water. He deals with
his frozen Yeah anymore secret? Oh yes, so Suzan Textah
probably shouldn't sit it a name. Back when I was
eighteen years old, I was staying at my friend's sister's
place and was busting for a WII. I couldn't open
the door to the loo and I was desperate, so
I peed in a saucepan and nearly got caught when
I was washing it. Still very good friends with all

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of them. Over thirty years later, I've never said a thing.
And again I just made that name up. It wasn't
Susan that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
That actually reminds me of another friend of mine who
did a number two in a party at one stage,
couldn't get it down the toilet and then put it
in a handbag.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
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Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
I just like to hark back to which under an
hour ago when we were talking about kids who I
don't know if you've heard, but they do say the
darndest things from time to time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Really, I've not heard that before. They the darndest things.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Today, kids do say the darndest Who hosted that show?

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
You know who hosted that show whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
I remember seeing that guy on TV all the time,
and now I don't see him anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
He's a nice man.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Misunderstood now he was still I believe that he did.
Okay Wednesday, Bill Cosby, that's a little extra fee experts. Yeah,
and yeah. We were talking about some of the things
that the kids say because they got no filter. They
don't they don't intend to offend people, but they also
don't intend not to offend people. And my father was

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at a school pickup. One of the kids said that
guy must be at least sixty four. Someone else said
he's pretty fat for sixty four. They had to grapple
with that on the way home from the school pickup.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Well, I just don't think because of the power and balance,
they think it's possible that they could say anything that
could upset you, and it can't really Well it can
be poignant, yeah, but I mean, it can't really upset if.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
They land on a home truth that's a little bit
too close to the bone that you were aware of
and no one had really set it outwardly, then it
can really it can really sting. Sometimes it was saying
off here, but another text says come through in a
related thing. We're saying, you know, what kind of secret
shames do you have around that kind of thing? Someone said,

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I'm proud to be a ki We. No secret shame there,
they said. Recent UNI studies have shown that the average
ki Wei man walks twelve hundred k's per year.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
It's good.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Yeah. UNI also investigated and found that the average Kiwi
man consumes fifty letters of alcohol per year, okay, which
means twenty four k's per letter, which is not bad
at all.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Twenty four and later, that's a solid that's from Gary.
That's a solid miles to Gallon's ratio, isn't it miles
to Gallon's Yeah, Gallon's to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Miles, particularly in this cost of living crisis here, Yeah,
that's impressive.

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