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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hidache Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
It's Wednesday, the twenty fifth of March twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (00:14):
Does it sound sounds right to me?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Sounds right to me.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Although Wednesdays it's pretty early in the week for a Wednesday,
it feels late to me.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
It doesn't seem quite right for Wednesday.

Speaker 6 (00:23):
You guys were in Byron Bay. You came back on Monday,
but it still actually felt like a Tuesday to meet
this morning. Because you guys only just came back yesterday.
It was like I was in limbo with Bick for a.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Couple of days tomorrow and then tomorrow because you hate Becker.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
No no, no, no, no, no, that's not what I no,
I know, I never said that.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I feel like it's a Sunday.

Speaker 6 (00:43):
It's a Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
You don't work on Sundays here, you know that? Did
Catholic boy?

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Hey three forty four point nine this morning for ninety
one the diesels going skyrocketing as well.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I don't know what do you reckon? What do you
can do you reckon?

Speaker 6 (00:59):
We hit fours, some places have hurt some places.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Do we have fights?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
We've got to We've got a note that will get
your one liter of gas and that's crazy. No, At
what point do you start genuinely having a factor and
like how you're gonna work?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Does it?

Speaker 7 (01:21):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Trump's doing a deal at the moment with the Ranian.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, thank god.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
He's doing a deal.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
One pure will be just about free brothers time next week.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Rainians don't seem to think they're doing a deal with him,
but apparently he's doing a deal.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
O goodly sorted it.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Then the sun in Laws involved.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
You have to reject the show because it was all
about gas. It sounds like it's sorted.

Speaker 8 (01:45):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfasts.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Coming up later on, We're going to have Buck Shelford
Living All Black Legend Buck Shelford on the podcast to
talk about the lump lottery testicular cancer, and we reached
out to our listeners through the Conclave for some buck
sheffered testicle related questions.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Well, yeah, I mean they don't necessarily have to be
testical related questions. Although no, they didn't have to be
although they are so that will surprise.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Almost no one.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Michael Kok wants to know what does Buck want to
bring back? That is a good question. What does Buck
want to bring back? Luke wants to know, is there's
still a scar in a sack?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
And can we see it?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Well, it's kind of one of those things. He probably
doesn't know himself, I imagine.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Well, this is why it's so important the lump lotter,
isn't it? We just as men, we don't check because.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Was at the back? Was at the front of the sack?
I suppose was he bent over and a compromising situation
and the and the boot? The spread came from behind?
Or did the spread come from the front.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
That's a great question. That's a great question. Can we
add to the Christians jut that down to ask did.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
The spread come from the front or the back?

Speaker 6 (02:57):
But from the front?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Do you know back?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Can we add this to the questions? Please read it
if you don't mind, can you drop this down? Do
you know who the spriggs belong toge?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Was it? Do you reckon it? Corek Champ? That will
be my follow up.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Question because I feel like if it was a prop
they got longer sprugs then for example, and outside back
they've got shorter sprugs.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Do can you write this down please for the spragues? Yeah,
do props have longer spreagus longer sprugs?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well, they do.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Longer spragus.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Also, can you add to the question, was the French
team on MYTHI?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (03:42):
Just when was myth invented?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
When was myth invented? That's another question?

Speaker 6 (03:46):
But do you reckon you'll know that?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, okay, I think it was in the nineteen thirties
in Germany. But you know we're going to ask back. Yeah,
was it called Perverton? And were the Nazis on it?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay? Yeah, okay?

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Some with out the questions. So, for example, Stephen wants
to know has he ever done Shallow's? Has has he
ever been drunk, tipsy or twanging in the last month?
Does he feed the chickens? Does he tremors downstairs?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I think we'll be staying away from that Steve trembers downstairs,
just because it's Buck Shelford. And I don't know if
you guys have ever interviewed Buck Shelford before.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm nervous.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
He's a man of great mana is there a woman
of great maner.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Again. But he a woman of great He carries great mana.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Is he coming in coming in? He's carrying that great
mona in here.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
He looks like.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
If you ask him the wrong question, he might turn
around and smack him the face.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Be good for ratings?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I think probably one of us. I think he can have.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
But he definitely I'm gonna I'm gonna punch you in
the face if you ask that question again?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Will you ask you to put your dukes up?

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Perhaps more questions that have come through on the there
are heaps back in your day. Would any of the
All Blacks have gone on a wellness retreat?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
That's a really good question. Do you think we can
say no to that?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Outside of his own famous injury? What were or Slash?

Speaker 5 (05:11):
What was the worst injury he's ever seen Ford Slash
experienced on the field?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Are there any rucking related questions about bringing back?

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Would you rather be locked in a room with Angela
Bloomfield or grizzly beer? That's not sorry wrong on who
the bigger downstairs? Craig daut or Richard Lowe is a
year up in order to save rugby? Would be either
a get rid of tactical subs or b bring back rucket.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I like that question. Who was that from?

Speaker 5 (05:38):
It was from hell Crow? Sorry I don't that's the
real now and then a different word hell a G
L L Crow with a K one mutual friend Matt.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Heath make screens with lots of people find.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
And hey zill So no, could Jesus microwave a burrito
so hot that he himself could not eat it?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
No?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
And so I really hope the buck's not listening right
now because we've really opened the curtain on our interview prep.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's we found it out to other people.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, Bell wants to know why is the eight nine
moved down the blind side not being utilized more as
we see explosives and skilled number eights.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
I thank you for that question. Bell. We'll definitely be
asking back that one.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Maybe we start with that one, that one into the
rucking into the can we see the scar.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Round out with the burrito thing?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Okay, well I open narrow it down to about five.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
That's a plan.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
It's going to be tough, isn't it.

Speaker 8 (06:42):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
It is time for old dudes name years.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
For the twenty fifth of March twenty twenty six, and
there's been a year that's been banded about out there
in the national discourse at the moment that I really
wanted to do a bit of a deep dive into
because I don't remember it.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
You guys probably did. Nineteen seventy three.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
I remember, well, I remember it, Do I ever?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
The oil oil shock of nineteen seventy three, Because of course,
what's going on at the moment. People keep talking about
the Carlos days and all that. So I was like,
all right, time to have a look at nineteen seventy three.
In October nineteen seventy three, the Organization of Arab Petroleum
Exporting Countries the OA PICK the OI PICK, announced that

(07:24):
it was implementing a total oil embargo against countries that
had supported Israel at any point during the nineteen seventy
three Yom Kapur War, which began after Egypt and Syria
launched a large scale surprise attack, an ultimately unsuccessful attempt
to recover the territories that they had lost to Israel
during the nineteen sixty seven Six Day War. Does that
sound similar to anything that's happened in the last couple.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Of years, Back forward, back, forward, back forward, same old crap.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
And an effort that was led by Saudi Arabia. The
initial countries that owah Pick targeted were Canada, Japan, the Netherlands, UK,
the United States, you know them. In March nineteen seventy four,
the embargo was lifted.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
So it took a whole year.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
The price of oil had risen by nearly three hundred percent,
from three dollars a barrel to twelve dollars a barrel.
Maybe tomorrow I might dive into why the hell we
still meet your oil and barrels? That makes no sense
to me. I mean, leads obviously would make the most sense.
Olympic sized swimming pools seems to be a frame of reference.

Speaker 10 (08:17):
But I've never bothered to change it. No, it's I'm
stuck to the old barrel. Here in n Z, the
prices of just about everything went up. The government introduced
the carless days.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
People had to nominate one a week, they couldn't drive
one day a week.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
They couldn't drive.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, you had a sticker on your car.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
From everyone that I've heard talk about this, it didn't
really work that well because a lot of like for example,
a lot of households had two cars, so you could
just I'll be Monday, must as it well be Tuesday.
We'll get around it that way, yep, and we'll just
drive the other car on that day.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yep, exactly.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Don't really we're also quite hard to police.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I would imagine you guys. It was different, you guys.
It was different colored stickers, wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Yeah, the colors on them, so I think you could
see them if you're a traffic officer.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
But still if you're in, you know, bumper to bumper
on your way out of Patoni or.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Something, what are they going to do?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
What are they going to do?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah? Exactly, get out of your car? Walk?

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Yeah, I know, So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
It didn't. It didn't seem to work.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
More people should have been in electric cars. Most of
the problems is the.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Issue petrol stations had restricted hours, and there were concerns
about running out of field. Is that sound familiar to well?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
They did anyway? Everything shut up five?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Other flow and effects included the downsizing of cars. So
for example, in nineteen seventy eight, Holden had to cease
production of the Kingswood, replacing it with the Commodore because
of course it was just guzzling through too much gas,
and the appetites for those kind of cars disappeared. The
nineteen seventy three oil embargo removed four point five million
barrels per day from global supply. Today, the closure of

(09:50):
the Strait of Hormuz or as you know, the Gay
Hormos is stopping twenty million, right.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, there's a lots more people on the Earth, and
there's lots more oil being lots of oil consumption as well,
despite the fact that's far more efficient.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, true, because obviously back in the day
the cars you get bugger all out of a gallon.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
When you can get barger allas.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
A gallon, but it was cheap, belongs to the barrel.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, that's right. But they're saying that even you know, proportionately,
this this oil shenanigans that's going on at the moment
is on par if not worse than back then.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah. Well that's right. Something so is it the oil
comes through there, that's right.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
So if you've got twenty.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Percent, you remove that out of the global economy, the
global economy obviously has to recede.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
The other thing that is potentially going to happen is
that they're still those places that produce that oil. Twenty
percent of it comes through the gave will moves. They
are now stockpiling all the oil that they're producing. At
a certain point they're going to run out of yard
space to throw all the barrels.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Then they're gonna have to stop production. Now what's the
flow and effect from that?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Where are they putting all these barrels?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, well, this is.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
The thing just out in the back of the yard.
You'd have to think those people.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Who are making the barrels must be suffering.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Great alays take up a lot of room. Barrels do
take up a lot bit that barrel.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
They'll be pissed off the barrel people.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
That will be and that the barrel people because their
business will be down.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Be way down. And that's old dudes.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Name years for Wednesday, twenty March twenty.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Twenty highly successful naming every year.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah, nineteen seventy three or twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I mean the story applies in both.

Speaker 8 (11:22):
Jury and the ninth the hold Ikey Breakfast, It's.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Time for you later sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra,
the beer for here, the Warrior for here, the Warriors
have named Luke Luke metcalf at five eighth for the
round of Round four NRL match against the West Tigers
on Friday. Metcalfe was not expected to return for at
least another two weeks after his serious knee injury suffered

(11:46):
last June, but coach Andrew Webster has named him at
sex alongside Tanner Boyd at halfbab.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
The most, I mean, obviously the most exciting part of
this is last year's dally M leader at the time
of his injury is back for the who have a
historic record to start the twenty twenty six season. But
aside from that, I think one of the most exciting
parts for me is that Tanner Boyd is staying at seven.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
He's kept the seven jersey because you know, we're all
calling for it.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
We're saying he's probably been one of our best players.
Him Jackson four to be right up there as well,
but it's so classic of weby to just stick with
right Our seven six is metcalf Hino Harris to Vita.
But because Tanner Boyd's been going so good, he has
selected himself essentially and so now we've got Tanner Boyd
and look Metcalfe, and like I keep saying, in twenty

(12:38):
twenty three, when we were absolutely humming, when we were
at our best, we had Shawn Johnson at seven, we
had Luke metcalf at six, and so I like this,
If Tanner boy could keep doing what he's been doing
in the first three weeks, no reason he can't.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I'm having a look here and I'm counting one, two, three,
four double barrels in this and the.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Run on side, one more on the beach, one more.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
On the bench, and then there's three and there is reserves.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Which takes us up to eight, which is an all
time record.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
I think that's a tie for the record, is it.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I thought it was seven.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I think the record is seven. Okay, well, if they
all get on there.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Interestingly, tanned to a pick, you're not on the extended bench.
Two four, five, six years.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
A hard nosed, no nonsense addition to the All Blacks
coaching group. That's the assessment from chiefs midfielder Quinn to
Pyre after Neil Barnes appointment as senior assistant to Dave
Rennie with the national side. Barnes was an assistant during
two Pire's first two years with the Chiefs at twenty
twenty and twenty twenty one.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
So the Taranhaki coach in the NBC, he'll be a
good audition there, so they named him and tanauming with
the two.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
He dropped an F bomb last night on the News.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Neil Barnes did, yep, oh jeesez with Denni's been investigation
into that.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
Didn't that okay?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Well, he said, freck frickin'.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
I'm okay with freaking Although why do we accept free
and when we won't accept the other one? That I'm
not allowed to say that both noises you make with
him mouth that mean the exact same thing.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
It doesn't make anything that's silly.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Meanwhile, World Cup dreams live on for twenty six year
old chief swing Ammoni Nadawa after signing with New Zealand
Rugby until twenty twenty nine.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
No, that's that's a sort of weird time to sign
through till twenty twenty nine. Usually a lot of players
just signed to the end of the World Cup, don't
they so end of twenty twenty seven, but he's got
another two years on after that. Maybe he's just put
himself in a position of Renegotia before the following.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
World Cup twenty six twenty twenty nine is going to
be twenty nine.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Days before his thirtieth birthday. It all changes when you
turn thirty thirty.

Speaker 11 (14:45):
That's all down now, Jerryman nine The Darkey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
So if you watched that latest Louis Throux doco Inside
the Mena Sphere and I Stewart.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Yeah, you better believe I have mate.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
You're family and sconsin the Minisphere on you.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Been pushed further and further into it. As one of
these things I keep saying is like, you know, as
you get older, you know you're going to fall.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Out of touch with who's famous.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
But now I don't even know what people are famous
for because I didn't know these because they're all like
streamers and that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
A lot of people. Have you watched it yet?

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Hear me, There's pretty much nothing about me in this.
I've only watched the trailer and read a bit about it,
and yeah, it's not my capite being in the minisphere.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Well, the interesting influence is that guy h. S. Harrison Sullivan.
He's an English dude who works out lives on an
island somewhere in Spain.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Because he's on the run from a drunk driving church. Yeah, okay,
sleep to Spain.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
He works out in the morning and then posts the
whole time, claims that he's claims that he's earning like
a thousand pounds a day or something, he's.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Thou change in places.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Okay sorry, Yeah, And.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
It's all because he's linked to these scammy investment things
where if you go out.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
He's got he's got a pyramid scheme where you can
pay him to learn how to live like him. Basically
just posts himself working out shirtless, hanging around with beautiful
women and flash cars.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
And if you're a.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Like thirteen fifteen year old boy, you're like, oh, sick,
that's working.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
I want that.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
How do I get that? And he'll be like, you
can have it, pay me.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Yeah, you're just not old enough as a thirteen fourteen,
fifteen year old boy to understand that he's a complete
Doche yeah, but you don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
No, you think, oh, here he is.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
He looks like he's good looking, he's got muscles, he's
got a good looking partner. He's says that he's earning
a whole lot of money, doesn't look.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Like he's working.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, but it is.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
It was the perfect subject for Luther to go into
because he's, you know, the kind of on the face
of it, it looks like the exact opposite of that. He's
such a quiet, sort of awkward, gangly dude. So and
he just did that thing that he does, or he
just gives you enough rope to hang yourself. I think
we've got a clip from the trailer here.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
I coach boys how to make money.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Oh, this is a nice spot, how to be outside
the system, how to be proper guys.

Speaker 12 (17:06):
I I was entering the manisphere, a wild frontier of
streamers whose behavior is reshaping the culture, whose appeal has
proved irresistible to hoardes of young fans.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I'm doing it for money.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
I don't care about the morality of it.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
I'm not living for other people. I'm living for myself.

Speaker 8 (17:24):
I love women and actually understand them.

Speaker 12 (17:26):
You think you do it better than they do.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
They want to go.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
They can lead them and dominate them.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Is that Myron gains that guy there?

Speaker 5 (17:34):
He's that podcast. Yeah, I don't know. You're probably a
bit more familiar with these guys than I am. I
don't really watch that kind of stuff. But I do
wonder if maybe the manisphere is an underserved thing here
in New Zealand, you know what I mean, we don't
have Well, maybe we do, but I don't think we've
got a lot of those kind of guys. I think Andrew,
if you don't know too much about it, I think
Andrew Tate's probably the biggest one of them. He would

(17:56):
have been one that you heard of. He's not in
the documentary. But does this show new to potentially go
further into the manisphere is what I'm wondering.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
You reckon that we dip our toe into it.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
I think that we jump in head first like a
cold plunch, which is ironically part of the minisphere, because
you know that part of part of our country is
not being served, right, Okay, So and I think that we,
you know, we could stand to gain a few followers.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
I'm sure there's a lot of people that would love
us to talk more about one way monogamy.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Monogamy.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Yeah, I think who doesn't love love one way monogamy?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, that's right. Crypto is another big part of it.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Yeah, that begins to crypto, that begins only fans, they
are big into its working out. Yeah, just all stuff
that you're doing anyway, So let's just lean into it
and into the manisphere.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I've got a read pill here if you want to
take it.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Jeremy Wells and the Nice to It, the Hootarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Trying to get hold of Charns Nickel klock Start because
that's who we're going.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
To talk because he goes for the Warriors. Yes, trying
to talk to him at the moment, he's trying to
call us. We're trying to call him. We are playing
phone tag at the moment. But I'm excited to talk
to Chance because we have an opportunity this week to
go four and oh that's been one of the best
starts the competition that we maybe have ever had. I

(19:21):
think I'm sure they're probably not thinking that far ahead,
but we've got him on the line.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Now, Morning Chance, are you going day?

Speaker 13 (19:28):
Morning Brow are you.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Computing?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Hey, that's no worries at all. We are just so
you know we are live on the radio. What did
you guys do over the off season?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Anything different?

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (19:42):
Now, probably just doubled down on what we're doing good
last year and trying to make sure that we did
it for longer periods of time.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
I guess, how's the head feeling by the way you
were out last week?

Speaker 7 (19:56):
Yeah, No, he's feeling good, thank you. Ready to go
for the sec so excited to be back at home.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
So you guys obviously top of the competition. I bet
the feeling in the camp at the moment is bloody fantastic.
How often have the words been muttered let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
Oh, I think we all sort of know that we
don't need to get ahead of ourselves. It's only really
round three and you don't need to look any further
than last year. The Broncos were the informed team for
the last four weeks of the year and that was
the most important four weeks of the year. So yeah,
been on making sure that we get off to a

(20:35):
good starter is just as important. But I know that
it's still only round it for the four.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
It's another part that I think whereas fans look at
differently I think than players do or people within the team,
is that there's so many good players vying for the
same positions at the moment. When you look at it
as a fan, you go, it's a log jam. How
are we going to fit all these players in the
field at the same time. But like you just said,
the season is so long. There's head knocks, there's injuries,
there's suspensions, there's the birth of children. You know, there's

(21:07):
all sorts of stuff that people are in and out of.
How much of an advantage is it to have so
much competition for each position this year?

Speaker 7 (21:15):
Yeah, so it's a real big advantage and a really
big stake for our coach.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Easy.

Speaker 7 (21:21):
That's why he's at the top of the halberm Man
and is a lock after all these decisions. And yeah,
it would not being an easy decision for him, especially
for this week. You know, like you said, you've got
players that are playing out of your skin, and it
is a long excuse and you're going to have players
in and out and making sure that the next person
that's next up is ready to go and comes in

(21:43):
and brings the exact same stuff as a person before.
It's it's really important.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
We're doing the Warriors phobia Chance, Nickel Klockstaut Chance. The
other question I have for you is, and I'm going
to really put my league hat on here here we go. Combinations. Oh,
how important is it when you are playing with other
people in terms of timing and knowing how people play
outside and inside of you, particularly on defense. How important

(22:11):
is establishing those combinations.

Speaker 7 (22:14):
Oh, it's really important. It's it's it's about, like you said,
knowing about what your men are men inside and outside
of you is thinking asnoying as he's on the same page,
and it takes you a whole preseason. I mean, look
at last year, for instance, we had players in and

(22:35):
out all the time.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
There was no.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
Rhythm or or float to some of the stuff that
was going on in certain areas of our game. And
you can definitely see that we're reaping the rewards of
being of having the luxury of having the same people
in certain positions, and the people inside and outside are
benefiting from that as well.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
It definitely seems to be something that we focuses on.
Last time we talked to you, Channs, last time you
were on this show, we were talking about jiggling the
nozzle at the petrol pump. You mentioned that you definitely
are a nozzle jiggler. You also lift the hose, you
stretch the hose out.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Memory man.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
With the petrol prices going through the roof at the
moment do you have any other petrol saving tips?

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Chance?

Speaker 9 (23:26):
Oh, b were.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
So I'm pretty cou casual whether like I know it's
a massive thing, but I'm just like to my wife's
man of like, stuff like that happened and kind off
gas or gas runs out.

Speaker 9 (23:41):
We'll just.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
We'll walk, or we'll bike somewhere, or we'll get a horse,
catch a bas here or grab a horse. Ice in
a video someone's riding a horse man. But we just
slit and brought our bloody twenty container and just filled
up some gas and diesel and those just the other day.
So my wife's making sure we're just as bad as possible.

(24:03):
But next best thing, well, yeah, go for a walk
or buy a horse.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Also, no excuse for you not to mod the lawns
next time, because he's already get the gas ready to go.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Hey, mine's the lectrics.

Speaker 9 (24:14):
I'm sorted.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
It's chanclock. Thank you so much for talking to us
this morning. Best of luck for this week in against
West Tigers.

Speaker 7 (24:23):
Thanks team, thanks for having me have a good risk
of the week.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
See you later.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
That's Charles Nickelock Warriors fall Back, Great New Zealander and
a well known hose loft and nozzle Jiggler.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
That's right. This is the hider Key Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (24:35):
Jerry and MANI the hold I Key Breakfast. Jerry and
Mini the hold I Kee Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Sorry, we're trying to talk to me there, mens On.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, I was just asking you what the dog's name was.
But that's fine, talk about that later on. You saw
me do something the other day and I was just
doing something completely normal. And when we're buying back, I
was doing something completely normal.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Abnormal, and you were like.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
A real scene there it is you made a real scene.

Speaker 12 (25:04):
You go.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
That's your problem right there, That is your problem.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
This explains everything that's wrong with you as a person.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I know.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
I saw.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
So we were over there in the bar and Bay
Jeremy Wellness Retreat, and I witnessed Jerry doing something that
that has plagued him for quite a while. We've noticed
you remember this rotor that he we're talking about where
you blow your clothes out. You're a big proponent of
goot rot Yeah, crotch problems in my pants underwear and

(25:32):
I'm just sorry general yeah, no, just in my pants,
in my underwear. And I lied and said that I
Generinalely don't wear holes.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
And clothes.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
But that's not true, because of course the big brown
slim down came from blowing the back end out of
a pair of pants.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Yeah, you'll, you'll lose the gusset every now and then.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
I lost the gusset on another I lost the gusset
on another pair. You're a gussipm a gusset blower. Whether
you like it or not, you're a gus up blower.
And that's just because I've been developed the glutes quite
a bit. But that's a completely different thing. And then you, Jerry,
for some strange reason, we're an armp a blower. I'll

(26:09):
blow at an ARMP, you'll blow out an armper, but
you'll only blow out your right ARMP.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
And I noticed, yeah's the right one. And look I
put it down to I put it down to just
a heinous amount of sweat coming out of that right ARMP.
I sweat more out of my right ARMPT than.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Left, which would seem.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
The uncommon rot and compromises. It compromises the stitching over time.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Right, But why would it only be on the right
side and not the left side You're on it.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
I've never that's the thing. I thought, maybe I swept
more on the right side the stew I've got to
And this.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Is where I had my Eureka moment over the weekend
where I witnessed Jeremy Wells taking his T shirt off
and he he grabs his right sleeve underneath his arm
and then pulls his inside and he was slightly wet
when he was doing this and says, Ar'm got hooked
in the thing, and he gave it an the tug,
and I was like, Aha, this is how he's tearing

(27:03):
the armpets out of his shirts.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
He's that's how he takes his shirt off. It's a scale,
is shue.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Well, that's how everyone takes his shirt off.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
You cut your arm you're right your left hand, and
you go across to the underneath to the armpit of
the shit, and then you pull your elbow through and
then you go up and over.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
So now you've got one arm and one arm out.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Well, I mean, I'm sitting here with your phones. One
doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
But that is the most efficient way of putting on
a T shirt. Sorry, taking off putting on a completely
different thing.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's the most efficient way to rip a hole in
your armp it. I'll tell you that for nothing?

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Is this Are we stumbling upon another one of these
things like tying your shoelaces, where everybody does it slightly differently.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Well, I know that there are people who grab both
of their hands around the collar, yes, and rip and put.
But what you're doing there is you stretching.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
The collar of your of your T shirt.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
You're stretching your collar, so you end up with a
loose collar.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Will you end up with a ripped ump?

Speaker 3 (27:56):
It ripped, well, but.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Only when it's compromised from the amount of sweat that's
going under there. I'm sure that's got something to.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Do the other sweat out of my neck.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
So you hit your hands across and you cross them
across the bottom of.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Your T shirt. Yes, and then you lift up that ways.
Yes sexy.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Now, now that is the one they do in the
movies and then the ads because it looks hot.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
But the problem with the way.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
The problem with that is you can you can tend
to get your elbows stuck when you're when you're trying
to do that one, and then it looks a little
bit goofy, particularly if you're doing it in front of someone.
The other issue is that that ends up with an
inside out T shirt, you know, and that can be
a problem to exactly.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
That's why my pulling my elbow through technique is very effective.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Someone takes her on three four eight three, says, Jerry
takes his shirt off like a six year old. That's
give us a text.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
We'll give us a call one hundred hook.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
It might be easier to explain via the magic of voice,
how do you take your shirt off?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Might the only one that does this.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
I'm a collar guy. Yeah, I grab it by the
collar and I pull it over back back the collar
to Jerry grabs his armpit, rips a hole in it,
and then crawls through the hole.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
I think I did used to do that the way
you do it, Jerry, when I was at primary school,
and then I changed because I felt more like a
grown up. At about age eight, I changed to the
color approach, just like my Nahmy the.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Only one that does the child elbow technique. But the
other thing with the child elbow technique is it's really
good for getting out of a jumper because you don't
expose your guts. See, if you go from the if
you go from the top with the jumper, then your
T shirt comes up and your gut things out.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Well, we'll have to get a video up in the
break if you want to go and check that out
on the Instagram page.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
We get in touch. How do you take your shirt off?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Jerry and Mania joined the complay so Hidaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for my we're.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Talking about how you take your shirt off?

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yells it mainly because manyah accosted me while we're away
on the weekend. He goes, ah, see, right, that's why
you've got ripping armpits and your T shirts because of
the way that you take your T shirt off, because
you get your left hand across, you pull out from
the pit, you get your elbow in and then you
go from there.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yes, that's right. And I saw it and I was like,
my god, because Jerry was wondering why he's got rips
in the armpits only the right armpet as well.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
He never blows the left out. He thought he's sweating
more in his right.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Arm than his left. Turns out as this text has
written on three four eight to three, Jerry takes his
shirt off like a six year old.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Everywhere.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Look everyone, most people take the shirt off the way
that I know they don't don't.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Know, they don't I'm I'm a column method. Someone said
child column method is great if you don't want to
miss up your makeup. Cut the neck opening with both
hands to protect shirt from makeup smearing.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
That's from Hoidi.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Duncan goes for the sixy cross, followed by reverse flip
to turn it right away, called dressing yourself.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
You're moron, so dunk and hold on for a second.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
The sixty cross, So that's hands across the bottom, the
crow of the shirt, bottom of the ship, and then up.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
What's a sixty that's great if you're running a six pack. Duncan.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, that's right. When you're running a keg, the first
thing you deploy is the keg. Time with you. But
I don't mind the flip to turn it back inside
out because that's always the issue with the sixy cross.
What about the arms?

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Yeah, do get stuck sometimes? Someone someone else said, I'm
a collar guy. Sounds like Jerry does the John Cena.
That always looks weird.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Let's go to the phones where Sam's on the line.
Morning Sam, welcome to the show.

Speaker 14 (31:14):
Good, good morning.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
How's it good? How do you take off your shirt?

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Well?

Speaker 14 (31:19):
Not like a five year old like you, Jerry, hold on, Sam.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
So what.

Speaker 7 (31:27):
Do you do?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
You go from the bottom with the cross, the sixty
girl crossover, or do you go from the collar.

Speaker 14 (31:34):
I'm not running a six pack either, so I it's
kind of similar to the collar grab, but it's a
little bit more out of the shoulder blades. Just lead forward,
grab it and straight off.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Oh so you're leaning forward, you're reaching back as far
over your back as you can and just grabbing a book,
grabbing yourself by the scruff of the neck essentially, are you.

Speaker 14 (31:52):
Pretty much? Yeah, just just by just between the knick
and the shoulder blades there and just straight off.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
And are you bending over when you're doing that?

Speaker 9 (32:03):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Not really, just a slight the larch, but you know,
and then how you're turning your ship back inside it
or does it come out.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Come the way around? Okay, let me just try that.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Jerry is just going to give that one an it's
brought as jersey and shirt problem.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Hold on for a second.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
I found a problem with your technique.

Speaker 12 (32:24):
Sam.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
That's it brings your shirt up the back and then
you your your yoppers come out.

Speaker 14 (32:30):
I don't know about that to me, I think you're
doing it.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
So thanks for the call, Sam, Gary. How do you
take your shirt off?

Speaker 15 (32:40):
I am, I'm in I'm in camp?

Speaker 9 (32:42):
Uh came jeers are here?

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Ye're scary, yes, sar.

Speaker 15 (32:47):
I The only difference I take my right arm and
I take it from the left armpit and take take
my shirt off that way. It's very economical, it's very sensible.
And in fact, I was reading in a journal the
other day that researcher in Norway people that take the
shirt off by the collar are a substantial lower intelligence.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
This doesn't surprise damn it, Gary, you not to put
you on here, This does not surprise me at all.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Tell me that, Gary, do you find that you have
holes in your left armput of your.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
T shirts on occasion? Not nothing to write home about.

Speaker 15 (33:21):
But generally that only comes from the probably the poor
quality of the shirt. If it's a good shirt, not
a problem. Generally it's not a problem.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
But that is where you end up with the holes
in your shirt is in the in the left armpit.

Speaker 15 (33:34):
Well, when you say holes in the shirt, that sounds
very incriminating. I think probably once in my lifetime a
hole in.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
My shirt and Jerry's like every other week.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Thank you, Gary, I appreciate your support. Thank you very much.
Is Leon.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Leon, you've you've got holes in your shirt, but it's
from something else, isn't it. That's right.

Speaker 13 (33:51):
They were mysterious for a number of years. I couldn't
figure out where these holes in my T shirts were
coming from. And then one day, oh nice afternoon, I
was opening my twist toop beer bottle and realized that
I was using my T shirt to he's and so
all my T shirts and these holes just about belly height, I.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Got the same hole. So one of my I noticed
right right by my left hand hangs.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
Yeah, brilliant shirt that way.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I know, how do you take your shirt off? By
the way, Leon, I think I'm.

Speaker 13 (34:28):
A CCM cropper, but you know, I just get gig out.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yeah who kids. Thanks very much for the call, Leon.
This text really got me this morning. Thanks to fast fashion.
I go the whole hogan every time.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
So the whole hogan. Oh yeah, straight through the front.

Speaker 11 (34:46):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarcky Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight the
hold Iarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Now, yesterday we were running lame claims to fame and
an interesting pattern started to emerge.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Well, we took a bunch of people over to buy
and Bay for our wellness retreat. One of those was Sean,
and he said to us live and in person and
in person, lame claim to fame. He said, I once
saw Jack Tame and I yelled out to him and said,
hey you, Jack tame And Jack tame said yes. That
was the end of the interaction. I was like, that
is right in the wheelhouse of lame claims to fame.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
An extra little bit of information there. He said, Jack
Tamee was wearing a band downer. I've never seen Jack
wear a band downer. And he joins us now on
the line, good morning, Jack, how are you morning?

Speaker 7 (35:28):
There's yeah, yeah, great thing.

Speaker 16 (35:30):
So it sounds like Sean had a life changing interaction there.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
It really least the mark on him. But Sean wasn't alone.
I mentioned that just yesterday on the radio, Jack, and
then all of a sudden, the text machine just lit
up with all of these sightings of you out and
about you.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
You're really out there in them streets.

Speaker 16 (35:47):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like I'm a man of
the people. I was actually slightly worried at first, I
thought it was lame claims to lame. Have you here
an anchorman Will Ferrell's offsider that the has like number
one opponent in the news business is called Jack Lame. Yes,
And as a result of that, I've just gone through
like fifteen years of them mercilessly bullied online by people who.

Speaker 9 (36:08):
Called me Jack Lame.

Speaker 16 (36:10):
I just thought you guys are getting it on that.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
No, the the amount of people that have texted that
have had some kind of interaction, I want to run
through some of them and just see if they Because
people also make things up, I mean, as we know,
but I mean I went to school, scissus text. I
went to the school that Jack's tame mum was principal of.
I left at least two decades before she started up.

(36:32):
Means hard for you to prove that, but I think
your mother is involved in education.

Speaker 9 (36:37):
She is a school principal. Yes, yes, so that's very likely.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Okay, that verifies the next one as well, which was
Jack tame'smum was my principal.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
What was the next one that Jerry wanted to run
past you?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, look, took a selfie with Jack Tame in the
urinal in a bar at Queenstown when I was eighteen.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Still have the photo big pupils?

Speaker 9 (36:54):
Who had the big pupil?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Wow, that doesn't do you have big pupils?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Jack?

Speaker 5 (37:00):
I mean a year.

Speaker 16 (37:01):
Look, I'm going to please the sess on that, but
I'll say, certainly the selfie in the and I mean
I don't remember this. I don't have the I don't
have the selfie, but it's entirely possible. I wouldn't feel
confident rebuffing that.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Do you take selfies in your life? I know that's
I would have thought that's lim. It's good.

Speaker 9 (37:16):
Well, it depends how wide the camera angle is, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah, I mean totally, yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
I sat behind Jack Tame at a Canterbury Sunday Soccer
League price giving early in his career. I asked him
if he was the guy on TV, and he gave
my wife and me his business card.

Speaker 16 (37:32):
Yes, that's entirely like again, not an interaction that I remember,
But TV does have business cards.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
What was your business card?

Speaker 12 (37:43):
Say?

Speaker 16 (37:45):
Well, the crazy thing was that every time you had
a slight change in job, you would get another thousand
business cards, and so you're just desperate to give them
to anyone, because you only have, you know, in the
space of a five years and a job you get
through about fifteen.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
You know you're no ship.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Minds used to say when I first started Mindset Newsboy,
that's all it's said with my phone number. Here's someone
else that says I went to UNI with Jack Tame's brother. Firstly,
do you have a brother?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Did he go to university?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (38:12):
And yes, so entirely possible.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Good.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Now, this is an interesting one. I went to the
same high school as Jack Tame. Saw him do a
great lip sync to County the Beat by the Swingers.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
He was a real hoot.

Speaker 9 (38:27):
That's partially wrong.

Speaker 16 (38:28):
Well, I mean I did go to high school, and
I did compete in lip syncs, but I recall putting
in an impassioned performance for Super Grooves Can't get Enough, okay,
and for Slam Dunk Defunk by.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Five Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
So they have mixed your songs up there.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, this is this is.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
Why we do this. I queued up at the check
out behind Jack Tame at Fresh Choice Tarkka a few
Christmas Christmas holidays ago.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
How do you answer those allegations?

Speaker 9 (38:58):
Yeah, I will guilty on that one.

Speaker 13 (39:00):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Now the last two here is these are the ones
that you really need to deal with. Many years ago
I metched with Jack Tam on a dating app.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Never got a reply. Well, I mean, who would know
in that situation. That could be a number of people.
Here we go this one here, this is the final allegation,
crux of the matter.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
I saw Jack Tame in the Sydney Kodoo lounge a
few years back. It was a Saturday night and he
was watching videos of himself on his laptop. Now, those
are serious allegations.

Speaker 9 (39:28):
Where were my hands?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Well, they don't mend.

Speaker 16 (39:35):
But look, if it was video of myself, I would
accept that and say, yeah, it was probably work. If
it was videos, then that is incriminating.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (39:45):
You know, if we're leaning on the plural here, if
I'm just if I'm just entertaining myself on a Saturday
night by just sitting back and watching.

Speaker 9 (39:52):
Myself, and that's cause for concern. But come on, surely
it was work. Surely.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Well here some time ago, Jake to look, thank you
so much for the time. It's good to clear all
those up, my pleasure. Guys. Never go one show.

Speaker 8 (40:09):
Jerry and Mini the Hodikey breakfast.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Time for it's academic give us a call, I eight
hundred hardeche I eight hundred four to eight.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Seven to five.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
You just got to get three questions correct out of
five to put your school on the it's academic role
of honor?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Fifty huck today?

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Is it fifty beck to back to fifty eight?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Okay, here goes the role of honor. Your school will
be joining.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Tong And Boys College, Hot Valley Memorial, Quen Elizabeth Newland's College,
Chiley Boys, Times two, Sacred Heart, McKenzie College, Francis Douglas,
Saint John, Saint Peter's Times two, Stratford Times Too, a
funk at eight Times two, White Taking Boys, Saint Kittiggin's Head,
a tongue of College could at College, forest View High
School in.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Tokodoor her little breath there at the end.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
You know what I got?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
The speed wobbles around Hot Valley Memorial College, and that
can really take it out of you.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Yeah, Cam.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Also the Times Two's screwed you there here Zinny from
christ Church Morning, Zinny, how are you?

Speaker 12 (41:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
I'm good?

Speaker 9 (41:03):
Guys, good Zinny?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
What school will you be representing today in that's academic.

Speaker 9 (41:07):
Ashburton College.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Ashburton College are first.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Anyone famous out of Ashburton College is ant.

Speaker 9 (41:12):
He from memory? I think they had Simon Barnette and
Robin Malcolm.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Oh wow, is yeah?

Speaker 6 (41:21):
I think as well. Beck Sanders. Our day's host has
been waiting for someone from ashburt In College to get
through because she wants them on the list, So you
better do her proud Zinny Oh all right, great.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Name as well as Annie.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Can I just say let's get into it.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
First question for you? Just got to get three. Correct.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Which former Brisbane Bronco had his name removed from a
meeting room at the headquarters last week?

Speaker 9 (41:45):
Gordy tell us, Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Terrence and Philip are two Canadian characters that appear on
which TV showing movie? Yes, Richie Sambora was the longtime
guitarist for which band?

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Ah is it? Jeez? They taught you well at Ashburton College,
didn't they?

Speaker 15 (42:07):
I can I can honestly say that they account for
zero percent of Mindly.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Do you want to hear the other two?

Speaker 9 (42:16):
Let's go five.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
It's going to go fine, He's going all right?

Speaker 6 (42:19):
For hardest?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
All right?

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Who's skippered? KZ seven in the nineteen eighty seven America's
Cup and.

Speaker 9 (42:25):
Fremantle Before my time, I think Dean Barker.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Chris Dixon who played the role of Jesse Kittsopolis or
Uncle Jesse on the TV show Full.

Speaker 9 (42:39):
House, John stay Fie.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
I mean not bad, pretty good, Well done, Zenny.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
You've won yourself a fifty dollars Bunnings voucher and Ashburton College.
More importantly, will go on the Hurdarckye Breakfast. It's academic
role of minor.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Have a lovely day, Zenny.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Thanks very much for listening to The Hidacky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Thank for giving us a call.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
The Dacky Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
So politicians are always trying to prove that they're in
touch with the common people's right and asked to explain
what matters most of Kiwie's Prime Minister Christopher Luxeon said,
the other night A he said, I was in Hamilton
on the weekend. He pointed to a saida night out
in Hamley. He said, I was out in Hamilton on
the weekend on Saturday night, and I can tell you

(43:28):
that people were wanting me to talk about what was
happening with Iran and the fuel implications for New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
So he was just wandering up the hood street, for example,
and a bunch of wasted UNI students were bowling out
of there and they were like, it's going on in Iran?

Speaker 9 (43:44):
Then?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Is that what was going on?

Speaker 4 (43:46):
I can't imagine Christopher Luxel going and bar hopping around
the central CBD of Hamilton on a Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
I mean, maybe he was walking down the main street.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Did he duck into SkyCity Hamilton perhaps and have a quilp?

Speaker 6 (44:00):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
I'm not sure he would have. Was he at the hill?
Christ Tavern?

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Was he at the hill Chris Tavern? Just down by
the bins out the back of the warehouse there?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Has he been to the hill Chris Tavern? Has he
been to the hill Chris Taven?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Reasons?

Speaker 6 (44:11):
Did he then get a bus into town because he'd
had to?

Speaker 9 (44:14):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (44:14):
No, he hadn't had too much to drink?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Because he doesn't? No, No, had he been at the outback? Well?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
These are the heaven we all? You would have to
think he was.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
What about Freeman's You would have to think if a
bank the bank, the bank still there?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I think, isn't it the bank, the bank, The bank's
a good time?

Speaker 6 (44:33):
The fat lady's arms?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Is that still there?

Speaker 3 (44:36):
The fats?

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Did he try and one out someone on hood street?
I mean, these are the things that we need to
we need to know from our illustrious leader.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I'll tell you what if he had have been at
out on the street at closing time when all those
bars closed, he would have Yeah, but it would have
been hard for not to get in the scrape.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
It would have been very hard for him not to
get into the scrap.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
He did gloss over that. But people asked him what
were the journos asked him what were people telling him?

Speaker 5 (45:03):
How are they feeling at the moment? He said, they
felt better off, He said, many are acknowledging the fact
that things have gotten better with lower inflation and lower
interest rates. They were talking about inflation.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
And interest rates on a night out in Hamilton. That's
what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
And I've noticed that that happens a lot on a
night out in Hamilton. Anytime I've been out on the
ras in Hamilton, people are like, talk to me about
the ocr talk to me about inflation rates. You know
what I mean, Talk to me about percentages the economy.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Interest I have never DENI I have never heard a
person ever mutter the word interest rates or inflation, honest
saiday night in Hamilton, I have heard the word yoppers.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
You have heard the word yoppers. It's spreading like wildfire,
isn't it. So we wanted to know this morning on
three four eight three, or you can give us a call.
Oh eight hundred hodak what matters most to you?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
On a Saturday night out in Hamilton. I've had a
couple of doozies out in Hamilton. It's a great place
to have a Saturday night out. There was one time
where I was on There was a band playing and
I was on the dance floor with Lee Hart, and
because I was standing next to Leehart, people were bringing
him shots. They felt guilty they would give me a
shot as well. Now, generally shots are done at the bar,
or even maybe at a table. They'll bring a tray

(46:07):
of shots over. Not often that you do a shot
on the dance floor, on a packed out dance floor,
and so people keep bringing the shots over, and so
I had you know I'd finished one with the hell
do you put a shot glass you're stuck in the
middle of the mosh pit. So I had a button
down shirt with two top pockets. I filled the top
pockets of shots and then that was full. Then I
started filling my pockets and my jeans and the back pockets.

(46:29):
At a certain point, the bouncer was standing in front
of the stage looked at me and he's like, if
you got like six shot glasses in your pockets. He's
like yep, and he's like he thought I was trying.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
To steal them.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Yeah, gotcha, whether I was or wasn't, I had had
six shots, and so he's like, you are out of here, right,
And so I went and talked to my local politician
about inflation rate.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
This is the thing that you do.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Give us a tick three four, it through, give us
a call, oh eight hundred, hodarky, what made us most
of you on a Saturday night out in Hamilton?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
So we went on to establishments. Is I believe fire
Cats no longer exist.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
Leaves long gone. I wonder if there's anything similar in
Hamilton nowadays.

Speaker 8 (47:04):
Surely there is.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
I've had so many good nights.

Speaker 7 (47:08):
Out in Hamilton.

Speaker 6 (47:09):
I thought you were going to say at fire Cats,
I've had some.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Good times at five cats too, can't worry about.

Speaker 8 (47:13):
That, Jerry and Midnight the hold I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
What matters most to you on a Saturday night out
in Hamilton?

Speaker 5 (47:19):
This is off the back of when asked to explain
what matters most of kiwi's Prime Minister Chris LUs And
points to a Saturday night out in Hamilton. But what
makes a Saturday night out in Hamilton so good? We
asked you on the sosh med and a lot of
you took to social media last night to let us
know Americans being able to walk straight for the thirty
odd meters between the casino doors and the bounces.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah, so what does casino shuts at four? Everything else
shuts at three in Hamilton? Used to everything used to
shut exactly at the same time, right, And now I
think they've got got a one way door policy. So
past two thirty you can only go in.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Yeah, you can't back out? What matters most of you
on a night out in Hamilton? Not having an out
in Hamilton, writes Beth.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
That's rough.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
That is a bit rough.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Obviously Beth has never had a good night out in Hamilton.
Look at night out in Hamilton's like no.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Other I'm noticing a gender divide here because Robin's also
said the opposite. Staying in book club back room makes
a Saturday night out. Pylab being open, not being stepped
out or stabbed read Mitsubishies writes blood.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Okay, people driving around in car since Wed.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
A seasoned assortment of Hussies know that mean dinner. But
I'm fifty. Don't start on the Klamitia jokes.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Thanks.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
That's from Beck's and the quality of free booger sugar
from random and La Loo.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Is that okay?

Speaker 4 (48:43):
So about that stuff about sexual health a text to
his his night out in Hamilton, The main goal of
the evening is avoiding Rory at the health clinic in
the following day.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Rory Rory.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Yes, specifically, anybody who grew up in Hamilton in the
nineties will be well aware of Rory and his great.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Work that he does at the Sexual Health Clinic.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
In a lot of work prolific, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
He was totally start at the Hilly siss As text
then had the cass if you win, go to Hush Hush.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Okay, okay, So Hush Hush is the new fire Cats.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Yeah, I believe it's a franchise deal because it's the
one in Auckland as well.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yes there is.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
I used to have to catch the bus from my
bus stop was right at hush hush is what I'm
telling you, right, And they would they would park that
bus that does the tours, the hop on, hop off
tours around Auckland.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
They're like, you go have a look at one of
the locals. Here he is waiting for the strip clubs.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
That fried chicken play some poutine next to bar one
oh one.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
This is this texter. Sadly gone now.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
But eight dollars for ten wings with chips and a gravy.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Stop it no wonder the vailue, Yeah, no wonder they
went under.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
That's good value. Nang's by the River, Oh that's beautiful, okay.
Take by the Ocean a leopard print duve. Yeah, it's
a hallmark of experienced that myself a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
And so sizzle on the d floor of the Outbecks.
Is this texter? Okay?

Speaker 4 (50:05):
It seems like a lot of people that has some
good nights out in Hamilton.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Yopper's music and cheap beer for me, Thanks boys.

Speaker 11 (50:09):
If inflation Jerry and the Night the Hodarchy Breakfast Jerry
and Midnight the Holdarchy breakfast time four.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Give us a call now, oh eight hundred Hardachi, Oh
eight hundred four to eight seven five, will need two callers.
It's the game where we name five one nine people
you have to tell us whether they are dead or alive.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Sounds easy, but it's much harder when the lights are
at their brightest. Im just looking through the questions, I
would get one, I would not get two, I would
get three, I would not get four, and I would
not get five.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
So take from that what you will. Should we go
to line number one? Good morning, Hedachy. Here are you
talking to.

Speaker 9 (50:57):
Andrew?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Andrew? Good morning Andrew? Whereabouts in the car for you?

Speaker 9 (51:02):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Carey care beautiful part of the country. What do you
do for christ Andrew sparky and are you did or alive?

Speaker 9 (51:10):
I'm currently alive, currently alive. All right?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
You want to try your buzzer out, Andrew. It's your name, Andrew.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
It seems to be in working water.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Keep the calls coming through. I hade hundred hadack, I
EE hundred and forty eight Sevenive you want to take
Andrew on? Oh we've just lost Andrew.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Here's Mike good Mike, how are you?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (51:29):
Good?

Speaker 14 (51:29):
Make good?

Speaker 8 (51:30):
Mike?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Are you deader alive?

Speaker 14 (51:33):
I'm alive?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Mate, sounds like you are well alive.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
Mike.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Would you like to test out your buzzer?

Speaker 14 (51:38):
Mike?

Speaker 5 (51:39):
There it is all right, Andrew, we've lost Andrew. Can you,
Andrew call back in because something's going on with the
phones this morning.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
I'll take that. That's me I lost Andrew.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Something's going on with the phones and that something is ruder.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yeah, my bad.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
At this stage, Mike's going to be Mike versus Mike. Michael,
and all right, I got them back.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Okay, Andrew, let's get stuck into it. You know the
role as well.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
If one of you gets it wrong after you've buzzed
and then the other person has to buzz in and.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Get it correct to get the point. Okay. First person
to three people.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
First person American celebrity chef, author and travel documentary star
Anthony Bourdaine, deada alive.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Andrew Andrew Anthony Boordinas did yeah? Correct the guy in
twenty eighteen and sixty one and.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Neither score is one nil to Andrew person two one
hundred dollars up for grabs for the one who represented
New Zealand at the Olympics and in the America's Cup.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Chris Dixon dead or alive Mike Mike.

Speaker 9 (52:44):
Chris Dickson is live.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
He is sixty four.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
He is well alive Mike.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Levels of scores one apiece.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Person three served in the United States Air Force.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Famous martial artist and actor Chuck Norris Detta alive.

Speaker 9 (52:58):
Mike, Andrew Andrew.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Mike he is dead. Yes, died at eighty six language
please two to one? So Mike, is that correct? MANI? Yes, okay,
as it is. Okay. You lost the score there, didn't you.

Speaker 15 (53:15):
No.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I didn't lose the score.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
I was just trying to figure out which one of
you owed me to please explain for an f bom
on our on our radio station.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
We would never they sound quite similar, don't know they
We'll get to that later on first and number four
played Arnold in Happy Days, Mister Miaging.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Mike Pat Marita is dead.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Died in two thousand and five, which means Mike takes
a three to one Andrew can't come back from that
one hundred dollar Bunnings voucher for Mike.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Congratulations, well done.

Speaker 14 (53:45):
That's awesome, mate, love it.

Speaker 8 (53:48):
Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
This is time for our gratitude journal which we've been doing.
At the end of the show, we look back, have
a breathe, and then I'm grateful for something that's happened
during the show.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
It's good for your mental well.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Being, is because far too often you, in particular, can
just winge for four hours on the radio.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
And it's good too.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
It's good to get something think about the things that
are positive in your life because how you talk too
and about yourself really informs how you're going to feel
for the rest of the day.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
It takes you on.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
It takes a show on an arc, doesn't that Because
the show starts at a positive note, it temps down,
oh boy does it, and then it finishes positively hopefully.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
It's the reverse arc that most beautiful shows go on.
That's right.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
And so you know, generally for gratitude journaling, you'll often
write down three things that you're grateful for in your day,
and so I thought.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Why don't we, Why don't we do that on our show?

Speaker 4 (54:38):
All right, let me start, please, I'm grateful for the
city of Hamilton and the good times that it's given me.
On Saturday nights over the years. It's a great titans
in Hamilton over the years, you and Chris Lux and Birth,
the Bank, Freeman's, the Outback.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Out Back, the Helly, the Helly, the Cass, the Cass, Firecats.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
You Firecats, Hush Hush, the STD Clinic, all of those places.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
You forget to the Orbit, remember Orbit, Fat Lady's Arms.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Never went to Warbit, never went to fair. I think
that was post my time.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Did you ever go to wake Lee Heart up after
a night out in Hamilton and find his phone still
playing music and a bowl with about five hundred dollars
cash laying next to h Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:25):
How did you hear about that? Well, that's happened to you. Yeah,
what are you grateful for?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I am grateful. I am grateful for my own ability
to undress like a man.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
I do not rip holes in my shirts because I
take my shirt off like a six year old boy.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Okay, imagine here.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Well, your gratitude tends to always be a dig at me.
It's not about you, Jerry, Not everything's about you.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
This one's This is just about me and my ability
to not rip holes in my right armpit because I
take my shirt off like John Cena.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
It seems very pointed, it's not it's just about.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
I'm just talking about myself and how I don't rip
holes in white as colored T shirts. When I'm on
a wellness of treating bar and Bay, I specifically talking
about me and what I don't do. So that's what
I'm going I'm grateful for this morning.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
What are you grateful for?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Yeah, I'm grateful bas.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
Actually I was grateful for a wholesome family night that
I had last night, but that has just changed in
the last twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Oh you're off them.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
No, no, no, no, I still love my family, but
I am. But I am more grateful for the guy
out in vape ally that absolutely demolished a burger to
my right and it was the funniest thing I've seen in.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
The last five hours.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
So I am so grateful for that guy, and I'm
grateful for burgers, and then I'm grateful for the fact
that he got to have a vape afterwards.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
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at Hodarchy Breakfast.

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