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Plus, why do women not have pockets? 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierarchy Breakfast. Get set for winter with Bunnings.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
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missed The Hurdarchy Breakfast radio show podcasts.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome well on to the Hierarchy Breakfast. It's Wednesday, the
sixth of May in the year is twenty twenty six.
My name's Jeremy Wells. This has my nice Stuart.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Good morning fellas. Good morning. I've got actually a question
that I wanted to ask straight off the rip, but
we may be addressing it later on. We opened the
sweep state yesterday, the Seamore Sweepstake, and it was going
to be who's going to be the first to get
on the seamlls the said ay for during this winter
after change the season. I'm feeling pretty good this morning.
I noticed Zoe he's not a Sniffley. Attitude is still

(00:37):
the same. Jerry, how are you feeling pretty good things.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm certainly not in the seamore area.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
No, in the seamall zone. You don't want to be
in the seamles zone.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I've never been in the Seamoar zone, and I'm not
unhappy that I haven't.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
But I saw a worrying photo from you and the
group chat last night.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Ruder.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah, Demson was my poison of choice last night. Went
to the chemist warehouse approximately ten past eight and was
interrogated heavily as to my symptoms. Yes, I said I
had an aching head, and I said I had an aching.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Back and the developing myth lab.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I said I had a sore throat and amount of
congestion in my nose that was running down the back
of my throat.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
The trickle down yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
She had to go and consult with another pharmacist.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Well, the saw back is an interesting one. That's the
symptom you've thrown a You've thrown a curveball in there.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I was also putting on a funny voice, as you
do when you're going.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm just.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I just got I think these are the ones that
will probably help me.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Ten minutes later I walked out of there disassembled.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, with a disappointing packet of demosm.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
No, Demison is the good stuff. Man, It's the night
and day. I went home. God on the nights I've
already got on the days at like four e in
this morning, feeling good.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Demon Demison.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You can't sol drama demism, doesn't it doesn't sound right,
don't you judge me?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
It doesn't? So what does that mean?

Speaker 5 (01:56):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Who? So you've lost the Seymore sweepstake. I thought this
was gonna un for about a month over overnight.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Yeah, it sucks, okay, Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
One's feeling a little bit weird at the moment? Anyone
out there? Three three feeling a little weird at the moment?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Anyone else just sort of in a horror of a
mode for like a prolonged period of time. At the moment,
I feel like there's a bit, you know, sometimes colds
go around. I feel like moods go around as well,
and there's a what are weird dress moods like we
do with illnesses, like oh man ah, there's a lot
of that gun around at the moment.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Actually, while I'm just having a lot here planetary shift.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yes, can an astrology girl we get in touch with
me and tell me which one of these stars is
making me pissed off?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Apparently Pluto stations are in retro grade, which means that
which can cause deep feelings to surface uranus. You're in
Gemini angress going on at the moment. A Gemini ngress.
Apparently that's associated with radical change. It signals a new
spiritual and physical process. Yes, I don't that sounds a
bit wishy washy, although here we go a mercury square

(03:06):
pluto that can lead to urgent decisions and the feeling
for truth. Apparently the current vibe according to astronomers, astronomers, astrologers, astronomers,
astrologists astrology, not astronomy, astronomy actual star stufs science astrologies
that woo woo, but that we're talking about AstroTurf. Yeah,

(03:29):
many report this week feels heavy.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Tell you what does to me too? Yeah? Yesterday, man,
the missus weird for a walk for about six kN
the entire way down the track. We argued, I don't
know where you the thing is? You did this other?

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
How are you going? Good day? Isn't it?

Speaker 8 (03:44):
Well?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Apparently that's got something of the moon moving into Capricorn
full moon in Scorpio, because there's a lot of uncertainty.
Timing may be off today and impatience may be high.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, so what do I do then? If we know that,
if we know that mercury is a manis and.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
It's a bagat that stuff mercury. It's hot to mercury.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's cold, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Mercury mercury, it's quite well, what's in my end Pluto
and yours is not so bad?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Shocking poker, Well, no, wondermen such a her so what
so then what do you do?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
You hang out till May the eighth, which is what
Friday Friday, and then you get on the turps. That's
a scorpio full moon, which is expected to bring revelations.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
You know, we used to have an astrology girly in
the in the office and I came in one morning.
I was like, my god, I am so tired, and
I reckon, it's from the moon, and she goes it is,
and she brought out a chart and brought it. It's
like that's this and this, and it's in rectro. Bloody
mercury is in your house. And then I was asking

(04:54):
and she's like, it's all this and that, and I
was just like, no, no, no, there's a slip between
my curtains in the morning came through and in the
eyes at like two in the morning. That's what worked
me up. The retrograde or it no, I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
That it is as simple as that during four moons
you don't sleep as well because it's light so bright
you're waking up thinking it's morning time. Biggs, is my
body feels heavy and tired as well as my mood.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Where we go, maybe mercury is in your ass to.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Apparently next week is this is the time. I love that.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Their advice is just wait till Friday.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
May seventeen eighteen, which may change collective mood, apparently because
Mercury into just Gemini Mars and just tourists and Venus
into your ass. It's Venus venus, the venus into is
your ass.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
One of those I've never had the ve Mars frequently.
That's what we're doing.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
Today, Jerry and Midnight the hold I keep breckfas.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Do you know? I had one of the largest revelations
of my life yesterday please And it occurred at around
about five point fifteen pm. I was at TV and
Z I just had my makeup put on.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
And I was walking and I realized I have been
this whole time, haven't I? Some of those textures were right.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I hopped in the lift with Hillary Barry and Hillary said,
I'm really loving this new skirt that Clifton the stylists
put me in and I said, oh, it looks really nice,
and she goes, Scott pockets and I said, oh it
does times he goes so useful you can put things
in them, and I said, yeah a.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Lot of times. A lot of times that was the
intended purpose.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Boots.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, they're really heady.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
And then I thought, and I said, do you normally
have pockets in your skirt? And she goes, no, never.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
No, that's that You got to a wedding and you
complement a woman on a dress, I like you dressed,
and she'll thanks, it has pockets. Always is the first thing.
If it has pockets, that's the first thing they will
tell you it has pockets. And like you, that's when
you realize, oh, most of them don't have pockets.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Women don't have pockets.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Women don't have pockets.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
When we're a pair of jeans, do you put things
in your pockets? But yeah, it turns out that women
and women are walking around all the time, a lot
of women in this world, and they don't have pockets.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Pocketless, pocketless.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
M I just imagine walking around with a pair of
pants without any pockets.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I can't. First of all, that would drive me insane.
I mean, dudes love pockets so much that they'll often
wear cargo pants which have more pockets just to fit
stuff in.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's just a pant of pockets. It's a pocket pants.
It's a pocket pant. It's a pocket pant. So do
you subscribe to the theory that.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Women's clothes don't have pockets in them so that they
can sell you more handbags?

Speaker 7 (07:59):
I mean sure, but I think it steems from skinny jeans.
You know how that used to be in fashion. It's
not anymore, thank god. Yes, no pocket, there was no
room for pockets.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
And yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
A fake pocket, Yeah, fake pocket, a pocket. It's actually
called a fokker because I just looked it up before
I googled why do women not have pockets?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I am right, it's.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Called the silhouette versus utility. Yes, bulge avoidance.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yes, that's always been Heinzo's priority list. I think so, dudes.
Their version of a purse is just big pockets, big
deep pockets. But apparently there was all the story going
around that the number one thing women find unattractive on
a man as bulging pockets.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Is it true if you have skinny jeans.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
On with bulging pockets. Yeah, it does look a bit weird.
It attracts your eye. It's something the line doesn't quite work.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, so fairbric choice is.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
The other thing. So women's clothes are frequently made from lighter,
flowy fabrics that cannot support the weight of heavy items
inside of pocket.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's a good point if you're wearing like a ball
gown and then you've got an iPhone sixteen in the
pocket on the front of it, like it's gonna sit funny.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
What about just a ball gown was just with a
pouch in the front though, like a really practical pouch
that you can put your.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
Because that looks really cool.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Fake pockets also known as pocket pockets, to maintain the
appearance of a pocket without the bulk, many brands so
in decorative flaps or pockets that are permanently stitched shut.
I there is nothing that annoys me more than a
stich shut pocket.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
On like a blazer jacket or something. Yes, what's the
point of the tiny little what's the point of the
tiny little pocket? Guys it from a different air? What's
it for that?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
There's good for a zippo in the day you put
a zippo lighter in those and you're talking about the
gene pocket, just a little one. It's also a little
coin pocket.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Is that what it was for initially?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I think so, because you put coins in there and
they don't fall out when you sit down. Because sometimes
you know, with a gene pocket, right, it can when
when your leg gets to the horizontal position, in the
sitting position, in the seated position, things can slide out
of that, okay, and that's not good. So I'm having
a look at here historical context and gender roles, economic factors.

(10:17):
The absence of pockets is often linked to the multi
billion dollar handbag industry.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yes, this is my conspiracy theory that they're trying to
sell more bags.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
So apparently there's pocket equality. So data from two thousand
and eight study are found that front pockets on women's
jeans are forty eight percent shorter and six point five
percent narrower.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Now it's not good enough, and I'm fighting for pocket
equality every day.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
If you're welcome, someone has to you. Guys.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Aren't the pocket movement.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
In the pocket of big pocket?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Their pocket lits.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Pocket k gap?

Speaker 8 (10:58):
Jerry in the night, would I keep breakfast?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Talking about women having pockets. Oh yeah, so that revelation
that I made that I had yesterday, Have you guys
already had that revelationship that women don't have pockets?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, well I talked to my missus, But I I
find I've also noticed that every time a woman has
a dress or a skirt on that has pockets, she
will tell you about it straight away. Okay, right, and
that seems to point out that you know, most of
them don't. Okay, Well, how often are you're like, give
me that bloody phone, I'll put it on my pocket
for you? The missus walking around with the phone and

(11:31):
keys and all sorts of stuff in her hands.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, because I always just thought that the handbag was
was a thing, that it was an accessory that you
you would needed to carry other items. Yeah. Sometimes females
need to carry more items than us yep, for whatever reason. Lipstick, Yeah,
and they couldn't fit them in your pockets. Hence why
you'd have a bag of vape.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
And such.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
What is a good thing, though, is when because if
I go with my wife and she doesn't have any
pockets or hand bag, then she'll quite often as you said,
and I give me the phone to hold on to.
But sometimes it's good if you do go out and
she's got the handbag and you've got something like sunglasses,
because you don't put sunglasses in my pocket. And if
it's at night, for instance, it's gone from day to night.

(12:14):
It's transitioned. I don't like to put them up on
the top of my.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Head because you with them on the back of your neck, going.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
No, no, I don't generally try and take give them
on the back, give them to my wife to put
into her handbag.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Oh do you Yeah, it's what I do too, and
she gets so annoyed at it every single time, and
I'm like, but I'm always going to do this. So
you should know that.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
This is a bag for two.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
This is a bag to two. And if you want
to get your bag of bags and we can put
my stuff intoo.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Jerry and the hot Ikey breakfast you later sport headlines
thanks to export Ultra the beer for Here. Warriors development
manager Andrew McFadden suggested the NRL League club has some
delicate salary cap negotiations ahead. Chanelle Harris, Tavita, Tomighty Martin
and Kirk Capele are among those yet to extend past
the season. Okay, which one of those ones do you

(13:02):
do you take? Oh? Mary?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
God should check? Mary? Who we got again?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Chanell, Harris Tavita, Yeah to Mighty Martin, I know what
you're doing there.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
And Kurk Capbell, Well you'd almost married Tomurty, wouldn't you fo?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Or Shack probably, I mean definitely Shack. But you know,
I could say I was building a life together.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Pro Kurt's not looking very good at the stage.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Hey look great, great guy, great looking guy, great capball play.
I'm just saying, if we shouldn't have shagged and marry
and marrying? Yeah, what doest should check get engaged to
and never get married? All three?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Herrena Seblinka has criticized prize money at the French Open
by suggesting players to boycott Grand Slams unless they receive
a largest share of tournament revenue. The major starts made
twenty four singles champions will receive five point six million
dollars and first round losers get ahead undred and seventy
three thousand. Is that not very much?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
I guess the issue so a lot of sports Stiff
Curry just went viral overnight for saying the same thing
the NBA players are underpaid. It's because there's a salary
cap and there instance, there's a salary cap there, so
they can only get paid a certain amount. I would
suggest that what she's saying here is if you look
at how much these tournaments are making versus how much

(14:23):
they're paying us, it doesn't add up. You're right, and so,
but when you compare it to what did you say
that when it gets like five five point six, Yeah,
compare that to your salary, you're going to be like,
well that she's getting paid heaps.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, but actually the French Open probably makes one hundred
and fifty million.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, if not more so. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
And liv Golfer, Speaking of people who get paid, John
Arahm has reached a deal with European Tour to retain
his membership and eligibility for next year's Ride A Cup.
The Spandard will play Outstanding, will pay outstanding fines for
playing three events which conflicted this season. The move comes
of as Live fights for Survival Saldi Beckers cutting financial support.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, you've seen that. So the Live Tour they basically said, oh,
we're not going to fund it next year, So now
they're in crisis mode. Like, how do we how's this
going to work? I just I think the problem with
it is one, I didn't watch any of the live
tour matches tournaments, did you watch any? And then the
other thing is they are now in broad in a war,

(15:24):
so they've got a point there attention somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Also, there's the problem that can you let these golfers
back into the PGA, because all of a sudden they've
taken millions of dollars to go and play for the
live golf and the PGA players will be pissed off.
But at the same time they already have.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
They're back playing the master, isn't that?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Some are, but some tournaments but not all.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Pasted old Rory McIlroy off because they were using him
as the puppet master for all that, or not puppet
master but the spokesperson. And because he turned all the
money down, then they let them all back. So now
he's just out of billions of dollars for nothing.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
One part of me says, well, you took all of
that money, you can probably just retire now and not
play tournament golf, so off you go, And another part
of me just sink, swell forgiven for again. But those
guys have it's dollars out of it.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
If you're the PGA guys who are like I never
took the money, I know you'd be annoyed. And now
for what I don't know. Let's just start sports watching
radio stations.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
With Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
I just want to play a little game with everybody.
I'm going to play some audio of someone singing and
it's a famous New Zealander and everyone has to try
and work out who is the famous New Zealander who
is singing?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
It's the mask singer. Yeah, but the mask is commercial radio?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Are we ready? Here we go?

Speaker 9 (16:44):
Really?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I can tell you where this is taking place. That
might help Sri Lanka.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Oh, that'll be Mattime or a Litherum? Did Joe Warden?
I think we get the words wrong in this next part.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
That's that. That's what we got okay.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Anyway, I mean I know who it was. I saw
it last night, yea, and the text machine does it
was as well?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, it's Karen Reid. It's eye sockets and read. Not
a bad singer.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Some people just have it all, don't they?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Man, he really does have at all? That man can
take the ball off the back of a scrum and
make some meaningful meters. A leader of men, A leader
of men, humble.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
And now a voice like honey poured over thunder Man.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
He could tackle.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
He retired and lost weight, you know what I mean?
A lot of Fords, particularly, they retire and they just
blow out him.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
No, no, no, he lost weight then started running.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
It got way fitter, started doing.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Did he do triathlons? I just think he did marathons
half ultra marathons. Who would have thought he's really good
at lots of other things too.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah, just one of those guys. It's just starting to
piss me off a little bit.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Karen Read also cricket.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
The guy can. The guy can play criockd in the
Black Clashy. I mean, the thing was with Karen Read.
I think there was an age where he was about
sixteen to seventeen and he was playing really good cricket
and he went to play would rugby and then he went,
you know what, I like smashing seas, so I'm going
to start playing rugby.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I heard it around the same time the record labels
were knocking too.

Speaker 8 (18:39):
Jerry Mni the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
There's been accusations that I'm embroiled in another old man's nappy,
an old man's nappy being a moment of silence, an
elongated moment of silence, and a live radio broadcast.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yes, now we've look we're proponents of that on this show.
This happens quite often here with us. When I think
when you're listening, In fact, one happened in the news before.
When you're listening, it can sound weird when it happens
to you, it feels like your head's going to explode elongates.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
It's weird because a moment of sign once on a
radio broadcast feels a lot longer than it's than it
actually is.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, it's like it's like every second doing a plank
feels like eternity. That's what it feels like.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
So the original old man's nappy happened years ago. When
we're talking to James mcconey, Matt Heath and I on
this on this very show, it would have.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Been three man five years ago.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I reckon and I thought I had a zinger of
a line out and this happened.

Speaker 10 (19:42):
Let's go, let's go and put it all on read.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Okay, let's go. That's good bizze. I was accused at
that point.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
It's only just over a second, but god, it feels longer.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm an old man's nappy now. I also so, I believe
that Chris Goodwin needed to kick the song off a
little bit quacker, and he claims that the button was
jammed and.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
He tried to that one. It's fair enough. I've had
that problem as well, Jared sticky button.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
It didn't we the sticky microphone.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I felt like I was betrayed. I was betrayed by
the buttons. You were hung out to drive because I
thought it was a zinger of a line, let's get busy,
and then if it went Jeane to Jane straight in
they're red out of five, it would be just absolutely amazing.
People be talking about the radio awards. Yes, just outline one.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
It's known in the industry for those of who playing
at home is hitting the post, which is where you
talk right up and to the point where the song
kicks in. But that one sickond pause that you heard there,
and that is the old That's the ultimate old man's nap,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
And so there's accusations yesterday that was embroiled in another
old man's nappy. Would I'd like to see the evidence of.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
This cumulative highest weight I think is what we landed on.
Is that right? So my highest number, your highest number,
rute's highest number versus this.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Let's get it on because we don't get along.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Wow, were you hoping for a way harder song to
kick in there?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's a real damn squab. The intro of this is
that would have been so much and tried it again?
Just go again, Let's get it on.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Because you've gone too early.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
We don't get along.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
It's even worse that times. And that, Yeah, that's a
double old man's snappy. That was the double old man's
nappy was a radio first, the world's first double old
man nabby, double old man's nappy front and back. It's
never happened. Just when you thought we couldn't get any worse,
we hang out a double old man's nappy. No, it's

(21:55):
quite quiet joking, So do you.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Get old man's snappy while you were talking about it?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
An old man's nappy? A replay of an old man's
Nappy's the show a replace A triple old man's napping
Another pointless world first for radio Hoder Did you do
that on purpose?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Ford? Are you sure?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
One hundred percent?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Short?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
This is radio haddocking.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Let's get berserve.

Speaker 8 (22:22):
Jurry in the night.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
The hold Ikey breakfast takes here from Scott. All these
old man's nappy's hanging out makes me wonder.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
If today's laundry day possibly is Yeah, Wednesday's laundry day.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Father's Day. And the other thing that happens today is
it is Wednesday, which means there is a glut or
a dearth. Is a dearth good or bad?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
A dearth is bad?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
But yeah, there's a glutter of dearth of sports headlines.
So it's bloody, it's injury injury winds. That's wounding Wednesday. Yeah,
wounds Wednesday. So keep an eye out for that. At
seven thirty. Now I've just become aware of something that
outside the studio there's a guy with a tray of
four coffees. But he also has to get his phone

(23:03):
out to swipe the door to get in. Now, how's
he going to be able to pull the door open
and then lift all four Hey, make sure you look
right at his face from.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Green it's fresh and green. He's not going to be
able to do it.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Is he's going to be able to get thrown? He's
picked them all up? Is he going to pull the
door because now he's got the foot.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
That's quite impressive. He's managed to open the door worth
four coffee and bringing all those coffees for those people
kills someone to bring in.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
So that's how that's done though, So if you just
get on, hey, that reminds me of four flat whites,
I'll take a sugar.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Something I saw the other day which I want to
share with the group, where does everyone sit on wearing
a PingER slinger while you're a pool bearer? So I
was at a.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Funeral and that's where a lot of pool beers are.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Some dudes were carrying dudes and dudets were carrying the
coffin lovely beautiful funeral, and one of the poor bearers
I noticed was wearing a Gucci PingER slinger.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Okay was it fluorescent?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Pekis slinger being a man bag? Yeah? Over a bum bag?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
No, a man bag side bag.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I would describe it as man bag over the over the shoulder,
went over the shoulder all the way down. It's designed
not a bum bag that's worn over the shoulder. That's
a really annoying way to wear a bum bag. This
was actually a shoulder bag.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
And the Gucci stuff side bag, Yeah, it was it
Gucci or was it lous Verton, one of the two
sarg But he had and I did think maybe he's
got a lot of stuff to carry. Maybe he doesn't
have pockets. But he had pockets, because we're talking about
pockets here here on the show. He had pockets and
a pislinger and a pink slinger. I thought to myself,

(24:41):
what have you got in there? I mean, maybe some tissues.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Maybe some pressed md M A pills or the Mitsubishi
logo pressed into the.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Top of it sends a signal, though, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yeah, Well, look, you gotta be prepared. He's obviously a businessman,
an entrepreneur, and like I always say, luck is where
preparation meets opportunity, and he had an opportunity. A large
gathering of people you don't know what they might be into.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
So are you're going to say that he was servicing
the wake? Potentially?

Speaker 3 (25:07):
You'd have to think so, or maybe even the service
itself peddling is weirds at the wake, You'd have to
think so did you make eye contact with any of
the grieve that a lot of sunglasses on. Man, if
you're ever going to get away with it, then he.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Was wearing sunglasses. I gutted now that I didn't go
to the wake.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Jeremy Wells and the nice to It the Darchy Breakfast
Jerry and and I are joined the Conflict the Hodaki
Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
So Celebrity Trees Islands back on TV and Z two
new episodes every Monday through Wednesday, seventh thirty pm, and
you can catch sh it all anytime you like on
TV and Z Plus and joining us now for more
all black Celebrity Treasure Island contestant Frank Bunce get a, Frank,
Welcome to the show. Ye a mate, Oh very good,

(25:52):
Nice to have you. So, how as being a contestant
on Celebrity Treasure Island compared to, say, facing the spring
Box side in South Africa, I'm sure this is a
question that you've been asked many times before.

Speaker 10 (26:05):
First time, actually good, first time, yep.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Ah.

Speaker 10 (26:11):
I think the spring box will still be up there.
I think there'd be a little bit scarier, although although Vinny,
you know, watching Vinny sort of prance around the way
he's not prancing, but you know, watching stalking around and
you know, and some of the some of the moods
he gets into in the faces he pulls and and
stuff like that. You know, it can be a little
bit a little bit unnerving, but ah, it was good.

(26:36):
It was really good experience.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
I think the question that a lot of Kiwis have
when they watched that show is did you guys actually
stay on the beach the whole time? Or was it
like beer grills where you managed to sneak out to
a hotel room every other night?

Speaker 10 (26:49):
Yeah, well, the problem the problem was that's that sounds good,
but the problem was there was if you sneaked, you
had you know, you had miles and miles to go
before you even found anyone. So I wasn't sneaking anywhere.
I think you just take take the best of you know,
of the worst. We were on the beach actually the
whole time. We Yeah, and we stayed in because some

(27:13):
storms came in actually so and it flooded. I don't
know how they'll show that, but it flooded the you know, uh,
well certainly out camp and h and we had to
go up. There was a there was a cabin and
I think it was you know, a working one that
we all had to had to it to squeeze into

(27:34):
and uh, you know, so that threw us a little bit,
but it was good. It was a it was a
bit of a bit of a different, you know, evening,
so you know, something to break the I wouldn't say
my Nottony, because it was all go the whole time,
but just something to break things a little bit.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, he said, you don't know how they're going to
show that on there. Have you watched some of the
episodes back?

Speaker 11 (27:54):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Are you happy with how they're editing it?

Speaker 7 (27:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (27:58):
Yeah, at the moment, I'm happy because I haven't done anything.
I'm you know, I might have said even even some
of my kids are saying, you you just sit there.
I think, you know, in the episodes we've had so far,
I think I might have come out with with one
sentence and two or three other words.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I'm concerned for you, Frank Monce because what happens generally
is every every character follows a story arc. So if
you're saying that you started in a good place, chances
are you won't finish in a good place. That's the
way the dramatic principle works. I always wonder with those shows,
like how much times is actually not filmed? Is there
anything that's not filmed?

Speaker 10 (28:40):
The only things that that that obviously your personal time,
but which you don't have a lot of. But you know,
once once the day, the cameras turn up early in
the morning and after a while, you know, at the
beginning you're like, hey, everybody, how are you good?

Speaker 7 (28:57):
Good?

Speaker 10 (28:57):
And then after a while the cameras turn up and
you just got out of bed and you're just thinking already.
But you know, at the end, at the end of
the day, you do all your stuff, and the cameras
are with you the whole time, and you at the
end of the day, when everything's done and dusted used,
you get to just have a bit of time when

(29:19):
you have when you you know, eat your rice and
beans or if they want to film that, they do that,
and then they take off and you've got a little
bit of time, you know, just before bed to which
turned out to be some of the best time actually
was sitting around a campfire, chatting, talking about lives, listening
to people's stories. You know, all of that and that

(29:40):
turned out to be some of the best time. You
know that that Turnally Ice spent up there.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Frank Bunce, did you ever bring out your phone and
show everybody the try that you scored against South Africa?
You just seem to go through gaps. You just kept
going and going and going. First, I want to say,
did you show anyone else that? And secondly do you
e watch that try? I remember that so well that try?
Do you ever show do you ever watched that yourself?

Speaker 10 (30:06):
Yeah? Yeah, I've the first party of question. They took
our phones off us right before we even so that
we had no contact whatsoever. Every morning was you know,
You're getting up and you go, oh, I wonder what
Trump did today? You know, I want I wonder what
state the world is, and you know today and you're
trying to ask the camera people and enjoy the you know,
the crew, you know, anything happened, what's happening out there?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
What you know?

Speaker 10 (30:29):
And but they won't give you anything. But in terms
of that try, I've I have seen it, you know,
quite a few times. But people people use it, you know,
if I'm if I'm doing something else and they want
to they want to promo me. That seems to be.
But there was probably my best the best thing I
ever did.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Well until you won Celebrity Treasure Island.

Speaker 10 (30:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly until I won Treasure.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Frank, thank you so much for your time this morning.
Appreciate it. Good luck with everything. Lovely to think it cheers.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Eric thinks, Jeers, I try to get him there at
the end. Have you won it?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
I didn't give anything away.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
He So.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Celebrity Ties Island new episodes every Monday Wednesday seventh, ay pm.
You can catch it all on TV and Z Plus
any time you like.

Speaker 8 (31:20):
Jerry and Midnight the Hot I Keep Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
We've got a lot of problems on the show, Jerry.
One of the main ones is that most people, I
would say guest a week if not too don't even
know that I'm on the show. I'm mini for new
listeners of the show, I'm the other guy on the
on the billboard you never saw and and so that's
one of the issues that we've got, one of the

(31:44):
head ones that we face. And now I find out
this very morning, Fellas that actually, Cherry, I don't know
if a lot of people know who you are, If
you're on the show.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Well, I think I know what you're talking about. Is
that from the interview just with Frank Buncer about celebrity
toos Island.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Right after you said goodbye to him?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Have a less and this, Franks, thank you so much
for your time this morning. Appreciate it. Good luck with everything,
Lovely to take it, Jeers.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Now that sounded like cheers, Eric to me? Did that
sound like cheers?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Eric?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
To you?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
It was cheers, Eric. Here's a text. Did Frank Bunch
just call you? Eric? Says? John Brendan says, I'm pretty
sure Frank Bunce just called me night, Eric.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
I don't know where he would have got that from. Eric, Andre.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Maybe does Frank Bunce think you're Eric Murray or Eric Young?
I don't know, Eric Murray the rower decorated Olympia. I'd
rather be Eric Murray than Eric Young. Eric Cartman this text, hut,
I think so too. Maybe can we just have one
more listen to that? I'm pretty sure he did say, Eric, Franks,
thank you so much for your time this morning. Appreciate it.

(32:48):
Good luck with everything. Lovely to take it, Jeers.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
I'm just trying to think through any other radio shows
that might haven't Eric on the one.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Well, we were talking about Eric Rush the other day
and I'm sure they would have. And old friends Frank
Barns and Eeric Grush they were.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
They played in the same Heart team. But surely he
knows Eric Rush's voice. I mean they were, they're good friends.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Well I did. I did wonder why he was being
so chumming with us this morning and while he was
so forthcoming the nation. Turns out he thought you were
as mate Eric, Eric Rush.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
I mean he needed to take a lot of knocks
to the head. He already put his body on the line,
that's for sure. Great defender. Frank Hunt's great all black tremendous.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Anyway, here's another text here on three or four, So
good on your Eric, Good.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Job Eric, Jerry and Manian the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
So a new bill's passed its first reading in Parliament
and it aims to protect a certain type of comedy
in this country. The Parody and Satire Amendment Bill is
open for submissions at the moment. Ironically actually during New
Zealand Comedy months month. So to tell us more, Green's
MP who proposed the bill, Cahard Angie Carter joins us

(33:54):
on the show. Cura K thanks for joining us. So
at the moment the Bella meends the Copyright Act right
from nineteen ninety four. Why does it need to be amended?
What's the problem?

Speaker 11 (34:08):
Oh morning guys. Yes, it does need to be amended.
And it's like a tiny little it's tiny law change
and it's important because right now our New Zealand comedians,
who are the funniest comedians in the world, do not
have an even playing field. This law in New Zealand
is like thirty years old, and I think we can

(34:28):
all agree that the landscape of the internet has changed
a little bit over the last thirty years. So this
one's about empowering our artists to do what they do best,
make us laugh and just acknowledging there's a lot of
complicated things going on in the world right now and

(34:49):
it is our artists who help us digest it and
make sense to us, and that we can needle into
some pretty gnarly topics.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
So as there is it under pressure a little bit
at the moment the parody laws, like, is there something
that's prompted this as there has someone been hounded for defamation,
as opposed to parody or something like that.

Speaker 11 (35:13):
It's a great question. Well, lots of artists, lots of
artists have told me about how they have been threatened
with legal action, and we can't really quantify how much
art hasn't been released or made due to.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Archaic laws.

Speaker 11 (35:35):
So this is about freedom of expression and making sure
that our artists can do, yeah, what the world do
every day?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Is anyone opposing the amendment bill so far? Kafi?

Speaker 11 (35:50):
So members still are pretty interesting. So we're in opposition
at the moment, not sure if you noticed. And and
so we get one to put this our own bill
and a biscuit tin and this law actually got pulled
out of the biscuit tin like over a year ago.
And it's a fuck a pup of bill. It's it's

(36:11):
a bill that the Greens have had ages and actually
National had a similar bill a wild back Simian Brown.
So we've got pretty good support across the House. The
only party that doesn't support it at the moment is
that our New Zealand first. That's okay, I know, shocking.

Speaker 12 (36:33):
I don't know they need a joke. I think all right.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's an interesting thing, though, isn't it. Private Members bills,
because yeah, they did literally pulled out of a ton a.
So a private member will come up with an idea,
you put it in the and it goes into a ballot,
and that little piece of luck is quite remarkable because
it can potentially change governments exactly.

Speaker 11 (36:53):
And I think what this does show is that we
do have the ability to actually work together as a
government and oppossession and put what is good for New
Zealand as first. Sometimes sometimes we can do it, and
I think that gives us hope. And that's what the
spill does. You know, you two actually know this so

(37:16):
well because every day you have to need thread that
needle about complicated issues in a way that people can
digest on their way to work having a lull whilst
also talking about what's happening in the world. And so
that's what the spell is really doing. And yeah, the
guest that has been given, like you said, is that

(37:37):
the bill pass it thirst reading on April Fool's Day
and that's not actually satire. And the submissions are open
during New Zealand Comedy months, so you can support our
New Zealand comedians by going to their shows and also
writing a submission because we don't know whether it's going

(37:58):
to pass at the second reading, and it will be
people's submissions, so we actually push it through to get
this made into law. It's just super practical.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Graz p Cahdangy Carter, thank you so much for your
time this morning. We appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
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Speaker 8 (38:20):
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Speaker 1 (38:23):
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All you need to do is get three correct. Doing
a fifty dollars Bunnings about you, you can get your
school's name etched into the much vaunted It's Academic role
of honor alongside these schools.

Speaker 13 (38:35):
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Speaker 3 (38:50):
Out of his nose in spots or college and also
to Pookie is of use today because of the Tapuki thunder.
All right, we go to the phone lines now where
we find Sam. Good morning, Sam. Who's the best open
side flanky you've ever had dinner with?

Speaker 10 (39:03):
I say, Richie mccaury.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
They don't get much better than Richie mccordny, the greatest
of all time, I mean, the greatest all black of
all time? Sam?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Absolutely, what did he have something to say about that?

Speaker 11 (39:15):
Man?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Really? What do you have to what do you have
to eat?

Speaker 10 (39:18):
I went too a Thai restaurant, so it was something
I was quite young.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
I can't really remember.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Well, what hell?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
What?

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Why were you there?

Speaker 10 (39:28):
Oh? My mom's friend needs to flat with them the
day in cross Church and we went there on holiday
and they're like, oh, do you want to go to
dinner with Richie?

Speaker 11 (39:35):
And I was like, is the sky black at night?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
What school did you go to?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
The mighty t R.

Speaker 10 (39:45):
Moody college mate?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
On the last.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Hopefully here we go.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Okay, let's get into it. Just gonna get three Christians
creecked out of five. Sam. First question, what did Frank
Buntz call me earlier this morning?

Speaker 12 (40:03):
Eric?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Correct? What club did Wendell Saylor play the majority of
his NRL games.

Speaker 10 (40:09):
For the Brisbane Bronco.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
There he goes too easy. The first ever Super Rugby
game was played between the Blues and who Hurricane.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Do you want to do? You want to see if
you would have gone fight from fight?

Speaker 10 (40:24):
Absolutely okay?

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Vanilla ice ice sized baby uses a sample from what song?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Oh? I can't remember it off the top of my head.
It's underpression David David Bowie.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, what is the largest type of whale?

Speaker 10 (40:43):
Blue?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah? Four from five too easy? Santio Mudu College will
be on there tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Good on you, Sam, thanks for playing again the big
don't argue there fifty dollars Bunning is that your head?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
His way?

Speaker 8 (41:02):
Jerry?

Speaker 5 (41:02):
In the night.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
They breakfast pikes are still flowing in on the Hidicke
breakfast three four eight three oh eight hundred haacky. That's
another way to get hold of us if if you
want to around. Frank Bunce calling me Eric or did
he call you Eric? That's the question, and also who
was he thinking? Which Eric? Is it? Eric Cartman?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Is I don't think it's Eric Rush. Let's have a
quick listen back to it and see who you think
he was calling Eric?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Frank. But thank you so much for your time this morning,
appreciate it, good luck with everything.

Speaker 10 (41:30):
Lovely to think it.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Jeez, it's yeah, it's got to be.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
You said bye, and so he's saying bye to you.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Eric. I think he thinks I'm Eric Young, and that's
concerning me now, Eric Young, the Prime news guy. Yep, Yes,
famous for walking his cat. What I saw him once
walking his cat down ponto me right? In fact he was.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
He walked his.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Cat and then went into a cafe and was enjoying
a latte inside of a caf prompts me road with
his cat on a leash.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
He wasn't.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
There's something about that cat. What is it about walking
a cat? So, whether it took Prime off the TV,
it just puts you into a category of just yeah,
it's a bad category.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
It's a whole thing up.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
You don't want to be in the walking the cat community.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
I will say, for one for one week only, I
was a member of the walking the cat community. Yeah
we got time, bugger. I'll tell you if I can
be open on us and rule with you guys for
a minute. Sure is this the place without ever?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
I never I'm going to judge you. I'll judge you
for walking a cat.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
So my cat, and I'll try and make it sound tough.
It's not. My cat got in a scrap and its
head got infected. One morning we work out the cats
on the end of the bed. It's got to head
the size of a bowling ball and we're like, ooh,
don't look. Couldn't open its eyes. So we took it
in the Yeah, we took it in the It had
gotten a scratch or a bike or something in its head.
It got infected, swelled up. So they put basically like
a thick shake straw in its head as a drain

(42:55):
kind of shame over it. Ah, the cone so you
can't scratch it, so it can't scratch itself or look itself.
But then they were like, hey, just don't let it
outside for a while until the conees off, because if
it goes out and it gets stuck in a tree
with this cone in its head or something, you know,
you're in trouble. And I was like, okay, well, but
it's an adult cat. It won't use the ketty litter.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
You know.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
We tried to put ketty litter in front of it
and it was like, I'm not doing that. Well, it
doesn't know what it is. I'm going outside like a man.
So then one of the messes friends where this is
going gave us like it was bright blow.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Of course it was.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
And so I'm out in a backyard and I'm in
this block of flats with a sheered backyard, and I'm
standing out in the backyard and my cat's taking it
with a kind of shame on its head. And one
of the neighbors comes out and I'm just standing there
holding it, and I'm like, yeah, this is probably the
lowest moment in my life.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
I just picturing that Jerry and Night the Hotiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
So executive producer Ruder has been taking to the supermarket
with no shoes.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Well, look, I would normally go to soupermarket often in jendles,
even in the CARLD I like to wear jendles more
often than not. I like to wear beer feet when
I get into the car. If I'm wearing jendles, I
will often take the genders off and drive barefoot because
I don't like to drive.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
No dangerous, very dangerous. Yeah, you kick those ajendles off.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Jendle caught in the clutch and about it.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Oh no, you're stuck underneath the break and you can't
stop that.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Zukis And because because I shove it back and say,
I was like, oh crap, I've got to go back inside.
And I got to get my bags and I put
those in the car, jumped in the car a little bit.
I know I wasn't wearing any gendles, so I reached
down to put the genders on. When I got to
the supermarket and I was like, ooh, I got no jendles.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I had a choice.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Could I have gone home and got some kind of
footwear or could I have just gone and barefoot and
absolutely bear back to it? And I went with option
number two. I went into the supermarket. I didn't feel great.
I felt as though I was being watched. In fact,
by the end of the fruit and vegetable session, I
reckon I counted six people that we had looked at
my feet.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Yeah. So we put a poll up on the Instagram
story last night bearfeed in the supermarket years or no surprise.
To my surprise, sixty five percent.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
No.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I would have thought, particularly here in New Zealand, we're
a bit bit more lenient with it. I think the
issue is barefoot at a four square across the road
from a beach in summer, yes, barefoot at a west
Auckland packinsay in the depths of winter. Probably No.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I was very surprised by thirty five years sixty five no,
because I'm very much a Yes.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, I'm very much a years as well. I can't
really see what the harm is, although we've got Pete
on the line. Good morning, Pete. You have a barefoot
in the supermarket harm related story, don't you?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I do?

Speaker 14 (45:43):
Indeed, Yeah, we were working in California back in the
early two thousands and my actually owned the company good
North on farm boy headed off to the supermarket summertimes,
thinking hot. So he's t shirt, shorts and bere feet
and they've got anti vagrancy lads over there that state
that you need to have a shirt, shoes and twenty

(46:04):
bucks in your pocket otherwise the police can rest you.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Why back do they and twenty bucks in your pocket? Yep.

Speaker 14 (46:11):
So they stopped him outside of the supermarket, demanded to
see you had to present basically twenty bucks, which he
had no cash on him, but he said, well, I
have got a gold credit card for the company I
own in New Zealand, and they kind of scratched their heads,
but they said, yeh okay, that'll do.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Versus a major problem for all New Zealanders because we
look like vagrants no matter where we go. I mean
New Zealanders. New Zealand's love a beer fight, don't know,
that's the Thing's it is a weird thing. And you
don't see people in the UK wearing beerfe know. But
I think that that's got something to the fact that
oftentimes there's hazards around on the on the on the ground,
you know, you might have glass, there's needles, there's all

(46:46):
sorts of crap, whereas in New Zealand, you know, she's
a beer foot country.

Speaker 14 (46:52):
You get a good callous going in the middle of summer.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
You're fine, Yeah you do. You get beach feet thanks
to the call pete. Yeah, I've been. I got kicked
out of a pub in the ok went down there
for breakfast one morning and I was staying at the pub.
So I went down for a bacon and eggs and
they said, so, you've either got to put shoes on
or leave, and I was like why, I'm just like,
you're gonna get out, so I wouldn't put channels on
and came back. They said not good enough clothed toed shoes.

(47:15):
I was like, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah, what am my operating heavy machinery? What's that for? Hey,
that's an interesting thing though, because I whilst I'm fine
with no shoes in the soupermarket, I would say shoes
in a bar or a I would go shoes in
a bar or restaurants.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah, maybe because of glass. Oh yeah, it's just a
safety issue shoes on the work. So definitely give us
a text three four it three or give us a call.
Oh eight hundred hydachy beerfoot the sup market, yes or no?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
I wonder if that's why you've got that you're soldiering
on with dimmadrill or whatever.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
It is, dimers and dimmers and because you've won around
with bear feet in that frozen food.

Speaker 8 (47:52):
Section Jerry, and then the daky breakfast.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Actually, it's just made me think, like where we wouldn't
you go beer foot? Because I was thinking I'd go,
I'd go supermarket barefoot.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Omoru.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Well, I wouldn't go international travel, for example, Oh I do?
If I was going what you'd go international travel? So
you would wear no shoes from the moment you turned
up at Auckland airport from.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
The moment I walked out the door.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Yeah, going to say, you know, London or something in.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Guadalajara, Mexico. But cool, Oh no, I have no sorry,
I will have jandles or some sort of closed, open
toe shoes. Okay, yeah, but I won't have shoes on
on the plane. No, no, I go shoes off as
well as your feet.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Swell. But imagine going committing to go all the way internationally.
Yeahs the International date line with no shoes because you
don't know, I'm wandering through customs and stuff. I don't know.
You don't know how that's how that's viewed overseas well.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
A lot of places make you take your shoes off.
But yeah, I have, in a sleepy state, stood in
the bathroom at on an airplane and thought, don't know
about us.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
I also wore booken Stock's October first one and the
guy next to me didn't speak a look of English
and I had a conversation. He's like, pointed at my Birkenstocks,
then pointed at the you, and I was like, that's
a good point.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Here's Michelle Morning. Michelle, welcome to the show.

Speaker 15 (49:11):
Morning Where you Where have you warned?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Bear feet.

Speaker 15 (49:16):
I was seeing in London and we were near Tower
Tower Bridge, and I was wearing shoes that gave me
herndus blisters, and I literally could not walk anymore, and
I couldn't suck it up. I just was like, Nope,
you can't do it. Search far and wide for shoe shops,
couldn't find any. So I was like, stuff it, we
have to get back to our accommodation. So we I

(49:37):
walked through net pat of London and then went down
to the underground and was on the underground back trail accommodation.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Oh, you were on the turban bear feet, I have yep.

Speaker 12 (49:47):
It was pretty bad.

Speaker 15 (49:48):
How very worried about needles?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
How black were the base of your It was disgusting.

Speaker 10 (49:55):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
How long did that take to clean a little while?

Speaker 12 (49:59):
A few yeah, a few rounds with the soap, But yeah, no,
it was but literally could not could not take putting
those shoes back on. That's how bad it was.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Ed Needs Michelle. Absolutely, did you get some interesting looks
from the other travelers on the underground.

Speaker 12 (50:16):
Absolutely, the judgment from the locals, well just everyone really,
but the key we was like, no, no, no, She'll
be right it's fine, We'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
The English are funny on the beerf I mean a
lot of than we're bear feed on sand Oh I know.

Speaker 12 (50:28):
No, they're always in their foot flops right.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Oh my god. Shows on the beach stresses me.

Speaker 12 (50:33):
Out and no end Yeah, it's not okay.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
They would have really marked you out as a key
as well. Yeah, so obviously I think I know where
you stand on beer feed in the supermarket.

Speaker 12 (50:46):
Then you're yes, yeah, but I'm more that in summer
it's more okay than in winter. But at the same
time I'm like, it's and it's fine.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Thanks for your coll Michelle, thanks for listening. Lookes just
text they don't you go through customs barefoot? We're talking
about international travel, will be a foot? We can and
can't you go?

Speaker 3 (51:01):
All right?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
As a child, I tried that coming home from Australia,
so Mum and Dad hit to buy Jannles for me
that i'd lift in the big Apple. On the drive
home from Auckland back to Tananaki, said that's interesting. They
won't let you go through customs and.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Beer foot, and then they also won't let you go
through with big shoes on. Let's got one we'll call
it here. Any good morning adiewhere? Did you go with
you with your beer feet on?

Speaker 11 (51:22):
You?

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Oh? Well? What it was because I'm from the UK, Manchester,
and when my kids were young, we took them over
to was it their cousins and the family over there,
and they did a school visit and then we found
out afterwards because they were barefoot, that the gossip going
around was that we were at poor that we couldn't afford.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Shoes, so slowing over there from New Zealand, but you
couldn't afford shirtes.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Yeah. Yeah. And then there was another instance where I
got up early in the morning to get some milk
and I went up to the supermarket and bare feet,
and this woman went ten and.

Speaker 15 (51:52):
You're out of do you know what?

Speaker 5 (51:54):
You've got no shoes on? Like I was kind of
simple or something. Yeah, it was there.

Speaker 16 (51:59):
You know.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
How much has a bottle of milk on Coronation Street?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Yeah? Hell, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yeah, saying to you.

Speaker 8 (52:11):
Jerry and Maniah The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Jerry and Maniah catch the radio show from six to
ten weekdays.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
The Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah, did our lives the game?

Speaker 9 (52:22):
Well?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
We named five one armed people, oh eight hundred eight
hundred forty eight seventy five. Give us a call. Now,
all you've got to do is tell us whether they
are dead or alive. We need two callers.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Let's go to the lines line one. Good morning, Alana.
You're from Wellington. You've got the most important job in
the world. Yeah, apparently, where do you stay? You're a
mom for those of you listening at home, Alana, where
do you stand on beer feet at the supermarket?

Speaker 10 (52:48):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (52:49):
As long as the snow glass around?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
All good, good, practical, good practical parenting from Alana.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I've got to say, Alana, your buzzer is going to
be your name? Do you want to try that up?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah? Alana seems to be working well at well.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Those three syllables may work against you.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Nick from Wellington joins us. Morning, Nick, how you going good?
You're going up against Alana?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Nick, you're in management project, management project. How do you
feel about barefeed on site?

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (53:21):
I'm all for it. I've got steel steel cat jandles.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
All right, your buzzer is going to be your name
as well?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Nick.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
You want to try that out?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Nick?

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Yeah, See it's like naming sheep dog Jerry, as you
well know. One syllable is just a massive advantage.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah, Hello, Lou is a great name for a sure
meg Kate Jip, let's get into it. First person American
TV show hosts and writer Larry King dead her alive neck.
Larry King is dead. He is.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Oh sorry, I'm gonna be counting.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
This, you do. He died aged eighty seven and twenty
twenty one, although it's argued that he was actually twenty
years before that. Yeah, it's just that sort of does
something weird, animatronic, It's mouth or something. No one told him,
all right, well done, you're up one knill at the moment,
Nick didn't want to do your job for you then,
and I but I could see you a scrambling.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I've written it down.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Okay, person number two again, what's the scorem I next
on one? Okay, person two at one time, probably the
most famous primate in the world, Michael Jackson's chimp bubbles
did are alive? Alana neck bubbles as Alana bubbles as Alana?

(54:42):
Are you alive Alana? Alana bubbles as alive?

Speaker 7 (54:47):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Yes, okay, So just to be clear, in those situations
when someone doesn't get it right the first time, I
will give the other person a chance go to the
other person, and then you have to say whether they're
dead or like, because in the past you'd be surprised
they haven't always got it right.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
And it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
One each. English author humorist Saturrris, best known for the
Discworld fantasy novels Terry Alana Terry Pratchett is good, Yes
sixty six Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Alana's Nick one.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Person number four, regarded as one of the greatest batsmen
to ever play the game. Certainly my favorite, Sir Viv
Richard's Dead or Alive? Nick Nack. Vi Richards is well,
it's firsty Christy in its alive is seventy four? Still
going strong, Gay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Final question. It always comes down to the final question,
didn't it.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Actor, producer, director, and musician Kevin Costner Dead or alive?

Speaker 7 (55:53):
Lana?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Nick just pipped you, Alana, Kevin Costner is al he is?
And next taking it out three two bad like Alana, nice?

Speaker 15 (56:07):
Nice game like.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
We always love that sports person show.

Speaker 10 (56:10):
I'm coming in here.

Speaker 9 (56:10):
Afterwards.

Speaker 10 (56:11):
We'll just grabbing someone from the front.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Jury in the night they breakfast, so we've got the
big show challenge going on. My own Big Show versus
the Breakfast Show. We've decided on a wait listing challenge. Yeah,
it seems fair enough to me. It's just a basic
strength three on three.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Highest number add them together. When it takes all the
basket ahead, that's gonna work.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah. So we've set it out what we reckon it
should be, and I.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Believe at stake we've agreed to the same thing as
the last couple of times. So it's the loser has
to do the other shows show. Yeah, has to do
both shows on the same day.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yep, okay, So what are the Big Show? Apparently is
an incoming transmission. I believe they've got something to say
about it.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Basically, they're not happy that we're talking about it. Just
still three versus three as opposed to four versus four
because they want to get Pugs involved.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
I want it on record. I think Zoe should be
because that also means that if we if we lose,
then we can blame it on Zoe.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
So they agreed to the terms initially, so they proposed
for you see, yeah, great changed Now they're changing it.
I think it is a disgrace. Zoe would kick my
ass any day of the week.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Well, they're trying to exclude the one female from the
show from being part of the comp. What's sexist? And
it's always been this way, and I am.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
A poll it's a barrant behavior.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Borrant, it's absolutely barrant.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
I'm going to say that I'm not happy with that
because I've already agreed to four v four Yes, and
it needs to be all of us as teams, our
team for Drive, the team for Breakfast, all against each other. Agreed,
Thank you, fully agreed.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Because the oscars, I don't know. This is I don't
look if you you know, like say, for example, the
UFC and you're the champion, like Carlos Olberg, you know
what I mean? He just beat old Harry Brahush girl.
Whatever does does old Jerry get to come back and go,

(58:12):
all right, well I lost against you. Next time, I
want to come back with three other guys and then
fight you get you know, It's just not really how
it works.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Everybody knows every of the other thing is everybody knows
that when it comes to Brench press challenges, press Brench press.
When it comes to bench press challenges, it's always three
on three. It's never four on four. It's always three
on three. It's ridiculous, the idea of a four person
bench press challenge that doesn't exist.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
You're right, he purists.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
That's three on three four came from. It's like it's
like an eight, like a rowing eight, never rowing nine.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
No, that's right, this will there's be a coxless three
year reckon.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Well, I think in this situation where we can have
a coxless member of the team that could be involved.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Why aren't you saying we can't have a coxlist member
of the same.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Yeah, I think they can be coxlist, but you might
be there. You might be there cheering the team.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
On what I what I what I want to bide
by as a team that refuses has historically refused to
hire females to work on this show's been telling us
that we are the sexerc ones. Yeah, but again, I'm
okay with Zoe being on our day. So I don't
know where we landed.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Look, I think it's I think it's got to be
three on three because that's just how bench press teams work.
I think it'd be crazy. It's like having a cricket
team of fourteen. It just doesn't quite work.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Have we reached Have we reached them? Pass here do
we need do we need someone to come in to
get the deal done?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Where does Pixil Campbell Australian content to stand on this?
Maybe needs to make a ruling.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
His silence is definite.

Speaker 8 (59:49):
Cheering and night the Hodiarchy.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Breakfast Breakfast thanks to Bunning's trade, gets set for winter
with Bunning's trade, Look, I thought I.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Was all set for winter. And that's sort of like
a little segue there from what you said into what
I'm about to say. Last night, when I was watching
the news as I do every night, at about six
twenty eight, it just fell off my seat when the
regularly scheduled teas for what's coming up on seven sharp
came across my screens and I heard this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Then on seven sharp, we'll explain a wildlife phenomenon called
gay thing. Why it's big with humpback whales?

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Please explain this morning. I know the the conclave lit
up as well. Can we please get a please explain
on the show tomorrow around Gaping. There was a photo
of you put into the conclave, Jerry fighting for his
life talking about whales Gaping.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Can we just play that piece of audio again? Because
I think it's self explanatory. Then on seven sharp, we'll
explain a wildlife phenomenon called gay thing.

Speaker 8 (01:00:48):
Why it's big with humpback whales.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
It's a phenomenon, natural phenomenon called gaping.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Oh no, I'm familiar with it, and it's big with
humpback whales. I just didn't know it had been done
with humpback whales. What they do is the blowhole.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I think it's they know they open their mouths and
just and they put their head above the water and
then they just open their mouths and look up at
the other comes in.

Speaker 16 (01:01:14):
Okay, Notice how they react when a humpback whales rises
to the surface and does this whow. What you're hearing
is a human male losing its mind over a phenomenon
known as gaping.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
That's right, gaping. So these people that are going on
these whale watch boats and then these humpback whales are
gaping in front of them. It's like they're showing off.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Did you play the audio that go again?

Speaker 16 (01:01:41):
Notice how they react when a humpback whales rises to
the surface and does this.

Speaker 9 (01:01:47):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (01:01:50):
What you're hearing is a human male losing its mind
over a phenomenon known as gaping.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
That's one of the all time pieces of audio that's
ever been played on the show, been played on the
radio like that, Save thee.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Is he the human equivalent of that guy that gets
really excited with the trains?

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Yeah fronts, Yeah kind of yeah, but that doesn't involve gaping. Look,
I expect this kind of thing from you, but I
don't expect this kind of thing from Hill's bears at.

Speaker 17 (01:02:20):
This Now for people watching at home, what exactly is
gaping and why did scientists realize this was something unusual?

Speaker 8 (01:02:28):
Whale?

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Hello, it is unusual because gaving is essentially humpback whales
that are opening their mouths up wide.

Speaker 17 (01:02:36):
Do you want people to send them their whale gaping
pecks to mcquarie University if they see it in.

Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
The wild, they can.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
My goodness, man, you never know what you're going to see.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Oh, you never know what you're gonna get on seven
chapter You really don't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Jeremy Wells and the Nia Stewart find them on Instagram.
That Hidarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (01:02:55):
The Breakfast get set for winter with Bunning's trade