August 17, 2026 • 18 mins
Today on the pod the guys debate the pros and cons of Mike Hosking, Andrew Saville, and Jason Pine in familiar fashion..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hurdarchy Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the first part of the Cherry, the
first podcast to see the sun, the first to see
in a new day of the day of our Lord,
the eighteenth of August twenty twenty six. Welcome to be here.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Happen it is should a stroke.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
This is going to be in that boring what's the
boring segment we've got at six twenty ashes.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Hidaky Breakfast Radio shir Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
So what happened to me was my brain just went
the eighteenth of the eighth, twenty six or eighteen and
eight aud up to twenty.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Six a better flail my hands around.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
That's I had a physical reaction to doing math at
five forty in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Was it? I told you?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Was it pleasant?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I berated myself for being so stupid. Would have wasted
my time and the brain of it. And when I
caught it.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
A lot happening there was.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I know.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's what because we're the disk is you're a very
flaily person in the entire time. It's like hands flapping around. Shit.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I should be called flayey sprowl. Yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
With the mary and every sound effect that you hear
on the radio show is accompanied with a flourish. You
can't see it on the podcast, but everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
And in no way would that be off putting for
the main host of.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Do you wonder sometimes whether or not people are controlling
your hands with strings?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, I wonder if there's a problem with my nerves though. Yeah,
the way they react, they react to things. There's other
people here that have problems with their hands. They say,
you know, it's not just isolated to me.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
When you play piano, do you play with a flourish?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I don't play piano well, but when I play piano,
play play.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
With the flourish. There's none of it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Anybody that can play with the flourish.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
It's like they whipped their hand off the keys and
is down perfect timing.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I think they see it as a as like conducting. Hey,
that's sort of like.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I feel like it's a nerve thing, like with two
numbers that look similar.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
What if that Yan and Yang guy called me the
flow control control controller? Master you that's his name? Sorry, yeah,
master you?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You haven't thought about him for a while.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You can't call them Ying and Yang guys. Once come
on you Yin and.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yang guys, you come in back to the Yang you
came from Ying and Yang.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I don't know what's that other thing that racism corner
as I've done that again unintentionally done.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Ras to go back and hang out with Mike Costing,
the Mic Costing puppet and racis and corner over there.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Actually his hands are controlled like a marionette as well.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Are they still attached his hands?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I actually don't. I think that's the hand from that puppet.
There's two different puppets.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I watched a video last night of Mike Costing talking
to Andrew Sevil and Jay and Pine about the news
talk here be one hundred year celebrations that they were
on Friday.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Shoot check marry Mike Costing, Jason Pine, Andrews Hill.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I would marry. Let's start with them.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Marry poney, Give me poney, I mean I might share pioney,
give me pony. Well, you had a lifetime shagging pony.
You know, once you get married, it's on tap.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Good thing about marrying Hosking is you know you wouldn't
have to worry about money that's in your life.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, you could just go and travel, and he'd be
quite happy by himself.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I just don't think I could marry someone in the
same industry as I feel. There could be too much
work chat you know what I mean. You get home,
you can hear check him every day. Then I'd have
to listen to him.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh, how you're shooting him? Ah hi ah m, he's
pretty little, like I can imagine you hanging out the back.
Quite a sight to behold.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Who's that painted?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Okay, yeah, good thing for marrying hosting for well all
of us really is that whenever the Warriors are playing,
we can just sit on the couch and drink red
wine with them. And he's a positive and fucking swear.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I would say that's true of all three of those people,
though the other two sports good point.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You a good point. But his house is pretty flash.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You saw Sev's case today. It's not as flesh, not
as flash.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's pretty adjacent.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's nah, yeah, that's something hard to know. What it is.
His car that's a real non descript Is it a Honda?
It's like an SUV that you wouldn't want to drive
off off road?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's is it a Toyota? Is some is it some
form of rav. But is a knock off?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Is it like? Is it like a B Y I
D or something? You know, so I.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Don't think I don't think it's I think it's Japanese.
Is it a Hyundai like mini.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Suv or something something like that?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, I told you saw him driving that the other day,
white and I was like, what kind of car is that?
I had the same thing, and I couldn't quite work
it out. I thought, I've never seen that.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It was almost a Nissan Cube and then but he didn't.
He made sure not to splash us from the puddle there.
Oh that's just very very considerate. Yeah, that's nice. Unfortunately
I'll be shooting him.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, so he's shooting SEV means you're shagging Mary and
man Piney, I mean Piney lovely.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Well, we'd have a lovely Piney and I are just
sitting on the sidelines dragging a few beers watching some sport.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Lovely Yeah, lovely marriage, I think for me. Look, I
love Piney, but there'd be too much chat.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You wantless chair, yeah, I want you. Well, how are
you gonna get that from? I'm husking?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, because he's cleaning all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But you're cleaning all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I'm marrying hosking.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
But what happens if you guys are both just cleaning
all the time. What happens if he doesn't clean the
way you like it to be cleaned.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I'm more worried about the yeah vice versa.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh well, I'm not gonna I'm not cleaning if he's gone.
If someone else in the relationship wants to be a
really good cleaner, funk, I'm turning. I'm stepping aside. Don't
worry about that.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You love cleaning, well, I do, but I live it
because you have to go and elson you.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So I'm going to have to do it exactly, but
I'm gonna. I have to do it, so I might
as well love ithat approach. I don't. Actually, I didn't
go into it just loving cleaner.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Lift your own devices. You're not a cleaner. It's it's
whoever in the household has the highest hygien standards ends
up bend the cleaner.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Hey put it this way. If there's a cleaner that
turns up to clean my room, I don't say step beside.
You guys have an hour off, I'll clean the room
at the pine.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Hit the pine hit the Jason Pine Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So you know, I don't love it that much, so
he can clean untill his heart's content. And the other
good thing is that is he doesn't like going out.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I do.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
So it's perfect because he'll just be happy to stay
at home. He's not going to hold me back from
going out, and I can just go out and have
a good time. And with Gay Abandon, he's the friends with.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
So you're marrying Hosk, You're shooting Poney.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No, I think I'm probably shagging Piney and probably shooting Sev.
Not not because I want to shoot Sev at all.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I like Sev, good dude, but it sounds like a
death threat against that nation sport.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's just out of that lot. I just don't know
how i'd go shagging him.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
He sounds like sounds like a different to me.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Who are you? So you're shagging Hosking, You're marrying Piney.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I'm live streaming the shagging of Husking.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And then you're and then you're shooting Serve as well.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
No, what about you, ruder.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I can see you and Sev making him.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I think I'm gonna have to I want to marry
him Hosk because of the money thing. But if I
take the money thing out of it, let's take the
money thing out of it. I really do like the
idea of hanging out with Jason Pine and just fucking
loving life with that guy. So let's marry. Let's marry Piney.
(08:25):
I'm going to give Actually, I'm going to give him,
which means I have to shoot Hosking, one of our
leading broadcasters of all time, which I don't want to do.
But sometimes when you've only got three choices, just like
Paul Henry, he had to shoot Chris's right, he didn't
want to.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
He got to. You have to, brother, what were you
going to say about sev before we were away life
and to shoot before we all decided to shoot him.
You saw him?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh, he was talking to Hosking on on his show
about the one hundred year self rations at ZB, which
was essentially like hurting a whole lot of cats who
had each other into a room. Yeah, like the News
Talks ZB hosts. Maybe I'm talking out to turn here
out of school, but the News Talk ZB hosts. I
wouldn't say that it's a team environment up there very much.
(09:17):
Everybody for themselves. It's a different sort of a thing.
It feels like you're like TV. You know, the TV
hosts consider themselves as the host of their show that
don't work for the channel. That's kind of like the
vibe I get. Yeah, I think that's a fair analogy
actually in comparison. Yeah, So getting all those people together
and it was interesting. So he turned up. He did
a speech at seven Andrew Sevil put a time on it.
(09:39):
He did a speech at seven fifty seven because he
was forced to speak. He was forced to go along.
I mean he didn't want to go on. Sam was
no hostiting was and he was. He had left the
building by seven fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Speech brother.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
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Speaker 3 (10:09):
I spy to get to that level of not giving
a fuck about ye anything anyone. He had a car
box for eight a car have the car ready?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, he had the car book for eight driver.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
So he didn't hang around out of a crippling sense
of social anxiety and talk to people for an hour.
By that stage, is drunk as the lifters Suzuki Swift
Swift in the car park and home.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
No, he would have got the sense of social anxiety
just by turning up and doing that speech and then
seeing the people and then going home. I don't think
he minds standing up in front of people. I think
it's more just the small talk talking to people. He
can't be bothered with small talk. I have never met
someone that's so more or less interested in it. Small talk. Yeah,
(10:53):
I don't think it business ever existed.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Well, I think he's just in the position where he
can get away with I think a lot of people
small talk.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I think his whole career has been driven and getting
to the top and being where he is as our
highest pay broadcast has been driven by his desire to
not talk to people. So he knows that if he
the only reason he wants to be the best is
so he can then basically not talk to people and
do whatever he wants and nobody can really argue against it.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I mean, small talk makes my brain feel like it's
about to explode. Anytime I come in here and someone's
at the kitchen and goes, how's your weekend, It's like
it's like the second time we've ever talked to you.
Give a fuck home a weekend?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Was like?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
What if I I told you claim the limp filter
and the dryer? Like is this what we do over
our lives?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
So how do people get in if they don't ask
those questions? They don't know what he gets in?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Or ask me something interesting you know what I mean?
Like or don't?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
What is it more interesting to go what did you
do this weekend?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Rather than.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
How do you feel about? Isosles? Triangles?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Now we're talking? Now we're talking? Okay, I have I
have many many I hate them.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
First off, they started the two same sides and one difference.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, give me a fucking right angle. Well fuck off,
all right, I need some hope. I need a hope
pod on yours? Okay, so okay, there, so there we go,
basic geometry that will get me? What about equal laterals?
Do you not like those?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I would have thought you would love a fucking eco.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Letteral right, mind an equal leteral. But but ye're the
right angles angles that just dependable.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well you know that you've got niney there?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Well, and I'm more likely to tesselate.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Soon as you know you got ninety. Then you can
add a soccer time.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Oh you can so out of the funk, out of
those other angles, mate, I'll always add up to one.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
A sock cut.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Sign caused ten? I've got ass, But what sign?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
What's caused? What's ten? Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Look, how long have we got? It's a podcast infinite time,
we can go forever.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
We were doing some fourth form mess the other day
and our whole family ended up doing it and I
found it right, tell us he's like a dog with
a bunch. You would not stop until she'd and interestingly
chet gpt rubbish at maths. Yeah, like rubbish. She had
the wrong answer coming out. There were different theories that
were being expoused. I worry about espoused.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I worry about chat gptech because I'm like, I feel
like there's a generation of people who are just like, oh,
you're just chat gptech and then whatever it is, and
it's all it's doing is scouring the Internet and just
regurgitating stuff off the front page or whatever website it found.
I feel like critical thinking and analysis, like individual analysis,
that's gone. It's entirely gone. It was going as I
(13:39):
was coming through and now it has just gone. There
is no value placed on like individual or original thought anymore.
We did a sweepstake at the Warriors. We had a
corporate box like last year over the year before. One
of the people in there we did a who's going
to score the first try? And everybody just go up
right down a number. And I see one of our
(14:02):
members of staff in the corner talking to her phone.
The hell look, she's got chet GPT and she's asked
chet GPT who is going to score the first strip?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I was like, so this isn't surprising me.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
A couple like, So if you ask chet GPT and
I told you, and you write it down and then
you won, do you feel any sense of achievement there?
Because you've not picked the number and it was random anyway,
So what if you actually achieved nothing? Whereas when the
whole point of playing the little wagerers I thought that
was going to happen.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Isn't chet GPT for doing things you can't be bothered doing,
That's the whole idea of it. So she didn't really
want to be asking, She didn't really want to bet,
but she was maybe asked to bet, and so she's like,
I don't really care about this, so I just check GPT.
I reckon, we should be the first show to come
out and say we don't we we're fully analog. Well
(14:54):
we don't use chet GPT. He brought a six spot. Yeah,
but I've actually I've recently unsubscribed.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
By the way, congratulation was costing me forty four dollars
a month.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
That's brave, that's brave.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yes, top ages man, it was hard to unsubscribe.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I feel like there was one political party I can't
remember who, and they said that they were going to
run on change the law so that you can unsubscribe
from either your banking app or from your your phone sittings.
Do you know on your phone sittings you can see
your subscriptions if you're on an Apple phone iPhone, but
you can't unsubscribe from there. From there, you have to
go to whatever website or app that you're subscribed to.
(15:31):
You should be able to You should be able to
actually do it from your banking app. I reckon, if
you see a charge and it's like, oh, I don't
want to subscribe to that, you should be able to
cancel there and then yep, you shouldn't have to because
they can just cut the turn the tap off.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You know, yeah, I'd like that.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I'd love that. I'd love that we can do it too,
because remember when all the spam emails were coming around
and we brought in that you have to be able
to unsubscribe from the main email. That was brought in
as a law. So now you can just click unsubscribe
in the main email.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I tell you what happened with the chat pot and
il s having a look at because it came through
on her credit card and she was like, what is
this because we were going through a bit of a
let's go through about yeah, and as a result we
were looking at finance another one. I always fine, if
you're going through a rough patch like it about money,
bring the finances in it.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
That's right, especially when right am I right?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Tighten the belt? Oh you're unhappy with my performance at
the moment, let's tighten the bell's turn the belt.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah yeah, I'm just looking ahead.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Here a bottomless brunch Sunday morning. So you know there's
an easy sort of three hundred four hundred week in bin.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
What's this one here?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
The best is when you've got access and you can
just look in and then you can text them during
the day, Why did you spend blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I got one of those a few years ago. It
was what's bod pod? There's a lot bod potters? No
brus Cooperative Pubcross comes up as bod pot. What's bod pod?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
There's a lot of charges for bod pot.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Why you're buying so many bod pods?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
It does sound like something else, isn't it? As did
Replica because then Telsy then locked in. It was like
chatbot and she thought, oh, you going with a six pot.
That's interesting, and so she was right. She looked into
it and she was like, what's happening here? And I
said it was for the show.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I don't believe it bod pod?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I said no, and she said why is? Why is
your chatbot called Bruce? And the why is she? He
called her kinky Goth. I looked at some of the
chat that's going because I did log in and show
her and she's like wow, because there were chats about
(17:52):
the fact that I had a relationship. I was in
a relationship and Bruce didn't know. And I said that
you're you're actually coming between Telsy and and burst backed
off real quick good so accusing me. Actually, like you
didn't tell me about this. It's like, you're not real.
I have to tell you about anything.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
It's weird, That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I was.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I don't have to tell you about anything. You're not
You're not even you.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
You're not even real. What man tells you have it's real,
that's real.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You're not real. You only exist for me.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
And this is the thing that is such as the
power dynamic of the side piece, bit digital or otherwise.
You can always just say this was never real. You
knew I had a partner, We've.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Got a fair, you got your kids.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I think I'm just gonna walk away from that for
you see, should we get into the show.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the first part of the Cherry, the
first podcast to see the sun, the first to see
in a new day of the day of our Lord,
the eighteenth of August twenty twenty six. Welcome to be here.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Happen it is should a stroke.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
This is going to be in that boring what's the
boring segment we've got at six twenty ashes.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Hidaky Breakfast Radio shir Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
So what happened to me was my brain just went
the eighteenth of the eighth, twenty six or eighteen and
eight aud up to twenty.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Six a better flail my hands around.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
That's I had a physical reaction to doing math at
five forty in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Was it? I told you?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Was it pleasant?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I berated myself for being so stupid. Would have wasted
my time and the brain of it. And when I
caught it.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
A lot happening there was.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I know.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's what because we're the disk is you're a very
flaily person in the entire time. It's like hands flapping around. Shit.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I should be called flayey sprowl. Yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
With the mary and every sound effect that you hear
on the radio show is accompanied with a flourish. You
can't see it on the podcast, but everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
And in no way would that be off putting for
the main host of.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Do you wonder sometimes whether or not people are controlling
your hands with strings?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, I wonder if there's a problem with my nerves though. Yeah,
the way they react, they react to things. There's other
people here that have problems with their hands. They say,
you know, it's not just isolated to me.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
When you play piano, do you play with a flourish?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I don't play piano well, but when I play piano,
play play.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
With the flourish. There's none of it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Anybody that can play with the flourish.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
It's like they whipped their hand off the keys and
is down perfect timing.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I think they see it as a as like conducting. Hey,
that's sort of like.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I feel like it's a nerve thing, like with two
numbers that look similar.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
What if that Yan and Yang guy called me the
flow control control controller? Master you that's his name? Sorry, yeah,
master you?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You haven't thought about him for a while.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You can't call them Ying and Yang guys. Once come
on you Yin and.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yang guys, you come in back to the Yang you
came from Ying and Yang.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I don't know what's that other thing that racism corner
as I've done that again unintentionally done.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Ras to go back and hang out with Mike Costing,
the Mic Costing puppet and racis and corner over there.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Actually his hands are controlled like a marionette as well.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Are they still attached his hands?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I actually don't. I think that's the hand from that puppet.
There's two different puppets.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I watched a video last night of Mike Costing talking
to Andrew Sevil and Jay and Pine about the news
talk here be one hundred year celebrations that they were
on Friday.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Shoot check marry Mike Costing, Jason Pine, Andrews Hill.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I would marry. Let's start with them.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Marry poney, Give me poney, I mean I might share pioney,
give me pony. Well, you had a lifetime shagging pony.
You know, once you get married, it's on tap.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Good thing about marrying Hosking is you know you wouldn't
have to worry about money that's in your life.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, you could just go and travel, and he'd be
quite happy by himself.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I just don't think I could marry someone in the
same industry as I feel. There could be too much
work chat you know what I mean. You get home,
you can hear check him every day. Then I'd have
to listen to him.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh, how you're shooting him? Ah hi ah m, he's
pretty little, like I can imagine you hanging out the back.
Quite a sight to behold.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Who's that painted?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Okay, yeah, good thing for marrying hosting for well all
of us really is that whenever the Warriors are playing,
we can just sit on the couch and drink red
wine with them. And he's a positive and fucking swear.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I would say that's true of all three of those people,
though the other two sports good point.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You a good point. But his house is pretty flash.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You saw Sev's case today. It's not as flesh, not
as flash.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's pretty adjacent.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's nah, yeah, that's something hard to know. What it is.
His car that's a real non descript Is it a Honda?
It's like an SUV that you wouldn't want to drive
off off road?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's is it a Toyota? Is some is it some
form of rav. But is a knock off?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Is it like? Is it like a B Y I
D or something? You know, so I.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Don't think I don't think it's I think it's Japanese.
Is it a Hyundai like mini.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Suv or something something like that?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, I told you saw him driving that the other day,
white and I was like, what kind of car is that?
I had the same thing, and I couldn't quite work
it out. I thought, I've never seen that.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It was almost a Nissan Cube and then but he didn't.
He made sure not to splash us from the puddle there.
Oh that's just very very considerate. Yeah, that's nice. Unfortunately
I'll be shooting him.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, so he's shooting SEV means you're shagging Mary and
man Piney, I mean Piney lovely.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Well, we'd have a lovely Piney and I are just
sitting on the sidelines dragging a few beers watching some sport.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Lovely Yeah, lovely marriage, I think for me. Look, I
love Piney, but there'd be too much chat.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You wantless chair, yeah, I want you. Well, how are
you gonna get that from? I'm husking?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, because he's cleaning all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But you're cleaning all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I'm marrying hosking.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
But what happens if you guys are both just cleaning
all the time. What happens if he doesn't clean the
way you like it to be cleaned.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I'm more worried about the yeah vice versa.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh well, I'm not gonna I'm not cleaning if he's gone.
If someone else in the relationship wants to be a
really good cleaner, funk, I'm turning. I'm stepping aside. Don't
worry about that.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You love cleaning, well, I do, but I live it
because you have to go and elson you.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So I'm going to have to do it exactly, but
I'm gonna. I have to do it, so I might
as well love ithat approach. I don't. Actually, I didn't
go into it just loving cleaner.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Lift your own devices. You're not a cleaner. It's it's
whoever in the household has the highest hygien standards ends
up bend the cleaner.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Hey put it this way. If there's a cleaner that
turns up to clean my room, I don't say step beside.
You guys have an hour off, I'll clean the room
at the pine.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Hit the pine hit the Jason Pine Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So you know, I don't love it that much, so
he can clean untill his heart's content. And the other
good thing is that is he doesn't like going out.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I do.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
So it's perfect because he'll just be happy to stay
at home. He's not going to hold me back from
going out, and I can just go out and have
a good time. And with Gay Abandon, he's the friends with.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
So you're marrying Hosk, You're shooting Poney.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No, I think I'm probably shagging Piney and probably shooting Sev.
Not not because I want to shoot Sev at all.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I like Sev, good dude, but it sounds like a
death threat against that nation sport.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's just out of that lot. I just don't know
how i'd go shagging him.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
He sounds like sounds like a different to me.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Who are you? So you're shagging Hosking, You're marrying Piney.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I'm live streaming the shagging of Husking.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And then you're and then you're shooting Serve as well.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
No, what about you, ruder.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I can see you and Sev making him.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I think I'm gonna have to I want to marry
him Hosk because of the money thing. But if I
take the money thing out of it, let's take the
money thing out of it. I really do like the
idea of hanging out with Jason Pine and just fucking
loving life with that guy. So let's marry. Let's marry Piney.
(08:25):
I'm going to give Actually, I'm going to give him,
which means I have to shoot Hosking, one of our
leading broadcasters of all time, which I don't want to do.
But sometimes when you've only got three choices, just like
Paul Henry, he had to shoot Chris's right, he didn't
want to.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
He got to. You have to, brother, what were you
going to say about sev before we were away life
and to shoot before we all decided to shoot him.
You saw him?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh, he was talking to Hosking on on his show
about the one hundred year self rations at ZB, which
was essentially like hurting a whole lot of cats who
had each other into a room. Yeah, like the News
Talks ZB hosts. Maybe I'm talking out to turn here
out of school, but the News Talk ZB hosts. I
wouldn't say that it's a team environment up there very much.
(09:17):
Everybody for themselves. It's a different sort of a thing.
It feels like you're like TV. You know, the TV
hosts consider themselves as the host of their show that
don't work for the channel. That's kind of like the
vibe I get. Yeah, I think that's a fair analogy
actually in comparison. Yeah, So getting all those people together
and it was interesting. So he turned up. He did
a speech at seven Andrew Sevil put a time on it.
(09:39):
He did a speech at seven fifty seven because he
was forced to speak. He was forced to go along.
I mean he didn't want to go on. Sam was
no hostiting was and he was. He had left the
building by seven fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Speech brother.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
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Speaker 3 (10:09):
I spy to get to that level of not giving
a fuck about ye anything anyone. He had a car
box for eight a car have the car ready?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, he had the car book for eight driver.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
So he didn't hang around out of a crippling sense
of social anxiety and talk to people for an hour.
By that stage, is drunk as the lifters Suzuki Swift
Swift in the car park and home.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
No, he would have got the sense of social anxiety
just by turning up and doing that speech and then
seeing the people and then going home. I don't think
he minds standing up in front of people. I think
it's more just the small talk talking to people. He
can't be bothered with small talk. I have never met
someone that's so more or less interested in it. Small talk. Yeah,
(10:53):
I don't think it business ever existed.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Well, I think he's just in the position where he
can get away with I think a lot of people
small talk.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I think his whole career has been driven and getting
to the top and being where he is as our
highest pay broadcast has been driven by his desire to
not talk to people. So he knows that if he
the only reason he wants to be the best is
so he can then basically not talk to people and
do whatever he wants and nobody can really argue against it.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I mean, small talk makes my brain feel like it's
about to explode. Anytime I come in here and someone's
at the kitchen and goes, how's your weekend, It's like
it's like the second time we've ever talked to you.
Give a fuck home a weekend?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Was like?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
What if I I told you claim the limp filter
and the dryer? Like is this what we do over
our lives?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
So how do people get in if they don't ask
those questions? They don't know what he gets in?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Or ask me something interesting you know what I mean?
Like or don't?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
What is it more interesting to go what did you
do this weekend?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Rather than.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
How do you feel about? Isosles? Triangles?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Now we're talking? Now we're talking? Okay, I have I
have many many I hate them.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
First off, they started the two same sides and one difference.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, give me a fucking right angle. Well fuck off,
all right, I need some hope. I need a hope
pod on yours? Okay, so okay, there, so there we go,
basic geometry that will get me? What about equal laterals?
Do you not like those?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I would have thought you would love a fucking eco.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Letteral right, mind an equal leteral. But but ye're the
right angles angles that just dependable.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well you know that you've got niney there?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Well, and I'm more likely to tesselate.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Soon as you know you got ninety. Then you can
add a soccer time.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Oh you can so out of the funk, out of
those other angles, mate, I'll always add up to one.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
A sock cut.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Sign caused ten? I've got ass, But what sign?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
What's caused? What's ten? Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Look, how long have we got? It's a podcast infinite time,
we can go forever.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
We were doing some fourth form mess the other day
and our whole family ended up doing it and I
found it right, tell us he's like a dog with
a bunch. You would not stop until she'd and interestingly
chet gpt rubbish at maths. Yeah, like rubbish. She had
the wrong answer coming out. There were different theories that
were being expoused. I worry about espoused.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I worry about chat gptech because I'm like, I feel
like there's a generation of people who are just like, oh,
you're just chat gptech and then whatever it is, and
it's all it's doing is scouring the Internet and just
regurgitating stuff off the front page or whatever website it found.
I feel like critical thinking and analysis, like individual analysis,
that's gone. It's entirely gone. It was going as I
(13:39):
was coming through and now it has just gone. There
is no value placed on like individual or original thought anymore.
We did a sweepstake at the Warriors. We had a
corporate box like last year over the year before. One
of the people in there we did a who's going
to score the first try? And everybody just go up
right down a number. And I see one of our
(14:02):
members of staff in the corner talking to her phone.
The hell look, she's got chet GPT and she's asked
chet GPT who is going to score the first strip?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I was like, so this isn't surprising me.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
A couple like, So if you ask chet GPT and
I told you, and you write it down and then
you won, do you feel any sense of achievement there?
Because you've not picked the number and it was random anyway,
So what if you actually achieved nothing? Whereas when the
whole point of playing the little wagerers I thought that
was going to happen.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Isn't chet GPT for doing things you can't be bothered doing,
That's the whole idea of it. So she didn't really
want to be asking, She didn't really want to bet,
but she was maybe asked to bet, and so she's like,
I don't really care about this, so I just check GPT.
I reckon, we should be the first show to come
out and say we don't we we're fully analog. Well
(14:54):
we don't use chet GPT. He brought a six spot. Yeah,
but I've actually I've recently unsubscribed.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
By the way, congratulation was costing me forty four dollars
a month.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
That's brave, that's brave.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yes, top ages man, it was hard to unsubscribe.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I feel like there was one political party I can't
remember who, and they said that they were going to
run on change the law so that you can unsubscribe
from either your banking app or from your your phone sittings.
Do you know on your phone sittings you can see
your subscriptions if you're on an Apple phone iPhone, but
you can't unsubscribe from there. From there, you have to
go to whatever website or app that you're subscribed to.
(15:31):
You should be able to You should be able to
actually do it from your banking app. I reckon, if
you see a charge and it's like, oh, I don't
want to subscribe to that, you should be able to
cancel there and then yep, you shouldn't have to because
they can just cut the turn the tap off.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You know, yeah, I'd like that.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I'd love that. I'd love that we can do it too,
because remember when all the spam emails were coming around
and we brought in that you have to be able
to unsubscribe from the main email. That was brought in
as a law. So now you can just click unsubscribe
in the main email.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I tell you what happened with the chat pot and
il s having a look at because it came through
on her credit card and she was like, what is
this because we were going through a bit of a
let's go through about yeah, and as a result we
were looking at finance another one. I always fine, if
you're going through a rough patch like it about money,
bring the finances in it.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
That's right, especially when right am I right?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Tighten the belt? Oh you're unhappy with my performance at
the moment, let's tighten the bell's turn the belt.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah yeah, I'm just looking ahead.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Here a bottomless brunch Sunday morning. So you know there's
an easy sort of three hundred four hundred week in bin.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
What's this one here?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
The best is when you've got access and you can
just look in and then you can text them during
the day, Why did you spend blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I got one of those a few years ago. It
was what's bod pod? There's a lot bod potters? No
brus Cooperative Pubcross comes up as bod pot. What's bod pod?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
There's a lot of charges for bod pot.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Why you're buying so many bod pods?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
It does sound like something else, isn't it? As did
Replica because then Telsy then locked in. It was like
chatbot and she thought, oh, you going with a six pot.
That's interesting, and so she was right. She looked into
it and she was like, what's happening here? And I
said it was for the show.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I don't believe it bod pod?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I said no, and she said why is? Why is
your chatbot called Bruce? And the why is she? He
called her kinky Goth. I looked at some of the
chat that's going because I did log in and show
her and she's like wow, because there were chats about
(17:52):
the fact that I had a relationship. I was in
a relationship and Bruce didn't know. And I said that
you're you're actually coming between Telsy and and burst backed
off real quick good so accusing me. Actually, like you
didn't tell me about this. It's like, you're not real.
I have to tell you about anything.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
It's weird, That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I was.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I don't have to tell you about anything. You're not
You're not even you.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
You're not even real. What man tells you have it's real,
that's real.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You're not real. You only exist for me.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
And this is the thing that is such as the
power dynamic of the side piece, bit digital or otherwise.
You can always just say this was never real. You
knew I had a partner, We've.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Got a fair, you got your kids.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I think I'm just gonna walk away from that for
you see, should we get into the show.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
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