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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily Us spoke content that you won't find on the
radio show The hurd Achy Breakfast podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh we're live. This is that man, we've normally we
don't we don't.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
We don't have a sting that we normally just said
that there is, Yeah, there is.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
An interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
That's the same one that you played before.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
No, I don't have We'll just do it live. You
do it like that.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The Hoard You Breakfast podcast with Maniah and Jeremy. Okay,
what about you and Mesh today and Mash and usually ready.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And for this morning only Mesh, Yeah, is in front
of the judiciary this morning, so.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Wow, about time.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Amazing he's got away with that till now. He's been
hiding and playing.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Sight And that's where they often are hiding, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And you and no I knew you know when when
they get caught, you go, we should have known.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's like when you you know, when they interview someone
what you do?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, no, we should have done.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You didn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's like the we.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Knew, Oh, we all knew the pisti goo that was
always kind of just giving a bout hands.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh, we all knew he knew yes, And I suppose
we're implicant because of that. It's like when you know
on the news and there's been a murder at a house.
It's always happens in America. And then they interviewed the neighbor,
and the neighbors and the driver, Well, he just kept
to himself. He was such a lovely guy.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You would never have expected us, like, really never expected it.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I also have a theory you will never fucking catch
me on one of those interviews. If someone's just been
killed in the house next to me. You're not seeing
my face on the news that night.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
But it's Americans, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, they just love to communicate, man and all shapes
and forms. You know, you go to America and you
hear some Americans communicating just such clear communicator.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Trying not to hear them communicator.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, they are communicating. There's too much communication going on
in America. That's part of its problem.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Thus, slow talkers.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I man, the missus and I realized once we got there,
if you're queuing up, because we're in a lot of
teristy places to be cues for stuff, and if you
quote one that there was a slow talker at the
front of the queue.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Just Bennett.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
There's no point, oh, y'all, y'all do the cheese on
the side.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh, because the last place I went I was like,
fuck man, oh my god, somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah. Or if you ask for directions, So.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What you want to do is go left on Congress.
When you hit forty fourth and Vine. You want to
take a right.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Now you know that shop with the giant M on
the top of it. Y'all would have seen that, y'all. Y'all,
Now that's the one to look for. Wait till you
get it, that one, and then at that point you
could take a right, but you take a left. Most
people will take the right. But if you take the right,
you end up down by the river. So you want
(03:02):
to go left and then up and then you'll see
a bush around about fifty yards fifty yards from there.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
How far is the yard?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
It's more I'm just considering going to meet them, just nine.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's literally it's a big pace. Yeah, that's how it's worked.
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Or the other one is they don't know where things
are and you'll so for example, we're in Nashville, jelly roll,
you know jelly roll. He's gonna bar there, and it's
got this giant pink neon skull. It's enormous, probably the
size of this desk, and like as tall as the
room almost. It's fucking huge. And it spins and you
can see it from everywhere on Nashville. Very cool, and
(03:51):
we were wasted on Nashville, met the missus, and we
went to Tom and Haley as well, who came with
us to Austin. They looked up there and we're hammered
and we could just see that from another rooftop. Right,
let's just get to the pink scull and just see
what's going on. That's the best signal. Get down under
the street, you guys from Nashville, we sure are. How
(04:15):
do I get to the pink How do I get
to the pink skull? The pink skull? Yeah, the fucking
twenty foot high now on pink skull that you can
see from every angle on the street.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What do you what do you talk?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I'll come with me.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Take two steps down onto the main street. See that
pink Well, I've never looked at it before. How long
has it been?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
There? Has been there for years?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Because they annunciate so well that's why.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, absolutely, not that very clear.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I mean that's why our talking, I mean measure me
and you went over there, mash as a gay couple
traveling around the States the South.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Well, you wouldn't want to go down the South.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I don't understand what we have to be a gay couple,
you and me as a gay couple.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
To be open to So, yeah, exactly what's the problem
of being a gay caup. We're traveling around the southern
part of the States, mumbling away around. Nobody had know
what the hell we're doing. We'd be called the question
wondering why we're staying in the same motel room.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Do we even your gay? Also your gay?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
No, we're just traveling around as a as a just
as a couple, as a couple, just a mutual couple, couple,
just sort of a lock.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We're just good friends with this thirty year age gap.
We're just a couple of mates, hang out.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I think jelly Roll back to jelly Roll, terrible name
like jelly Roll sounds like a hip hop artist.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Well he was when he started, Oh was he?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, Oh he only sort of turned country recently.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh okay, well that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Anyone can change.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You should fucking know.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, that's right, I should, you should try it. But
he he he through COVID.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I think is when he started blowing up, because there's
a bunch of YouTube songs and he had one when
they're in lockdown.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
It's called open Her Up. And one of the is
one of those ones.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh there's about opening the country up.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Something else, but.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
One of the lines, and I think it's one of
the greatest lines and rep and hipopastory is open her
up like Forest Whittaker's eye. And you know Forest, yeah, yeah,
he's got one bug eye that doesn't open it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Why would exactly why do you want to open it
up like that?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Like you wouldn't want to open no, like you like,
so you would open it up, and it's going to
look like Forrest.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I think he's saying it's closed like Forrest Wher's eye,
and he wants to open it. But that's not open
it up like Forest wakers Ie. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Forest Walliker's eye needs opening up. So I think it's.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Like, you should open up. I should. I might look
up the lyrics. Actually, sure, the other I.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Think he's got a problem with that that doesn't quite
for me. Have you guys heard this song?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Can we play songs on the podcast still?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Who knows?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
It's just a new one hood yesterday, and I thought
you'd be intrigued by the opening kind of first line
or something.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Jerry rest in piece my granted she got hit by
Bsoka cook boom.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Rest in piece my granny she got hit by I
think about it every time I hit the hookah.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And it kind of goes on like that, so risting
piece of my granny. She got hit by a berzuka,
a basuka. I think about it every time I hit
the Hookahoka. What's the hookah? Like a bomb?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
It was like a vape. It's basically a vape bomb,
because that's.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
The one you get when you go to like a
cafe and it comes out of the table. Turkish, there's
one down.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yes, there is one down there, but they never opened
no did you? And I end up there one night
at about three in the morning with the pants man,
and the entire floor was flooded.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That that down by the petrol station. I'm not one
hundred percent sure if the entire floor was flooded or
we thought it was.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, I think, wow, my god, that day we had
so that was the day where we went out on
a boat for a boat party and what happens on
the boat stays on the boat.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
At some point.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
We then ended up inside what I thought was the
original like Team New Zealand sailing boat.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That not the big boat down at the down the
vide act.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Could have been.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It was that the viter we're in the water.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
We're in the water in America's cupboat.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, it felt like so we're in the bower that
for some reason, we all what happened was we all
went down underneath into it, and as as we keep
going deeper and deeper, there were people following us because
we're also wasted that we were just following each other,
and we just reached the end of the bow and
now all of a sudden there was like six of
us just sitting like packed in like sardines and the
(08:58):
bow of the boat.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Who took you in there?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I don't want to I don't want to say names,
but you do know.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
He is he in the yachting community, is a member
of the prominent member of the odding community.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
And I think you know, I think you know who
he is.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And then we kind of came back and walked away
up here and then we went past that stuff Jerry
and the hold Ikey breakfast, Jerry and Mini, the hold
Ikey breakfast. No.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Before that, we ended up at another with the pool table.
And then that's where the MUSHes came into it, right,
and it was and then there was a flood and
then from there we lived.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
We left from there. Who knows how long that could
have been.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
We could have been there for four hours, We could
have been there for forty minutes, you wouldn't know. And
then as we were walking back, we were all not
ready to face going home. And as we walked, it
was right beside a petrol station down there on whatever
that straight is.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Street, huh Key Street, Ventel Street.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, yeah, right next to the VP there, I know
what you mean.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, we just saw people sitting around at a cafe.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
It's a Turkish cafe down there, yes, And we're in
the middle, in the middle of no and then like
a renovated mechanics fucking shop.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And so we are open no, no, apart from three
o'clock in the morning that night.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So we're like, oh, perfect, we'll pop in here for
a drink, and then we sent a couple of the girls.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
And there's a lot of heaps of girls around us,
as there always this happens, man, And I.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Didn't say it didn't, okay, Jerry, I didn't. I didn't
say it shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
There was a few a right, didn't, Yeah, shouldn't, I.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Know, I didn't say. Mass looked at me and said
all right, and I was like, sure, you're right with it,
and you got that part.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah. So there were girls there.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, Now, if our partners are listening, they weren't all right.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But when we're trying to show up in front of you,
there were all right, And there were heaps and then
there was a flood and we're like, why don't you
guys go on and see if we can get a
table And there was only like one group of people
at one table. The rest of the place is entirely empty.
They said no, And then the girls try to go
to the bathroom, and then they said the entire floor
of the place is flooded.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Were the girls on the mushies as well?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh yeah, okay, unless there were no girls there In
watch case, they weren't, but they were.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Do you know that set of stairs up out there
beside this mirroredorth O'Connell or whatever the law firm is. Yeah,
I think it took us about twenty five minutes to
get up those Yeah, we swam up those things.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I know they're feeling.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Sometimes the simplest things are very difficult to do, but
they are a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
What was the situation that you ended up at some
masters and then you had to like crawl up some stairs?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
No, you were, no, I went. I was. I couldn't
work out whether I was going up or.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Oh been there, brother?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, that's that was That was kidd of me.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I can't tell whether you're going up or down, whether
you're come.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I was like, am I going up? I seriously thought
I was coming going.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Up to the stairs, and that I was a handy
pee going down.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
And if you've ever it is the most confusing thing
in the world. You can feel gravity taking you up
the stairs. I feel gravity, I thought, but I seem
to be going up.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It's been tumbled around at the beach.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I'm looking down.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
I was looking down at some people because the stairs
were kind of open. I was looking down at some
people and it was all up the while. It was
everywhere was up and down. It was the crazy down.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Do we have to take breaks in this podcast?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You know that drawing? Have you ever seen that drawing of.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
The stairs the issue? Yeah, that's what I was on. Yeah,
I was on one of those around or whatever. Yeah
that every time I see that, Yeah, that was me,
that was my photos. Yeah, you try being trapped in it. Yeah,
you weren't trapped in that.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
No, I wasn't. I was quite happy to be I
was actually happy to be trapped in it.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You're actually trapped in your mind, Jerry. And that's probably a.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Metaphor story of your life.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Brother. I know I had the same thing. Happens to man?
What's the tunnel and Wellington where they.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Hont the horn or the Victoria Tunnel?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
The Victoria Tunnel, heavy night on the MUSHes and my
friend and I stopped for an argument midway through the
tunnel and when the argument subsided on foot on foot
walking through this bitch. Yeah, we stopped for an argument
halfway through, as you do. I can't remember what it
was even about. Something to do with Age of Empires
(13:23):
from memory two yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Something to do with camel arches.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
But then we realized, once the argument of subsided, we
could not remember what end we'd come in from and
what end.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
We were going out of. And it is long enough
that you can't see the ends when you're in there.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I know what this feels like.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, And so we're sitting there trying to deduce Okay,
well fuck if we're on so the cars are going
this way and this lanes, and so we must be
we must have Oh.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
But then what way are we going?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
No, we could figure out what side of the tunnel
we were on. Yeah, that took us about half an hour.
And then from there it was like, I don't know.
And so then I think we just decided right hand
on the wall and just walk and either we end
up where we were going, or we end up where
we were, which is where our car was sleeping the
car yep, picked.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Right, picked right.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
We got out the other side into town, but basically
spat out at the vitaduct at the Basement reserve. Sorry
oh yeah yeah, and then into the Welsh Dragon. Yeah,
good spot, the old toilet blot where I lit a
cigarette backwards some obscenities and was tossed out. What a
night that was oh well worth it. There was also
(14:41):
what a great ad for mush at some point and
the exactly well that's what happened to the outside world,
but internally there was all sorts going on.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
There was there was a I'm just gonna call what
it is.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
There was a dwarf that popped up at some point
in that story and he, yeah, he told us he
was a car salesman. We don't know if he actually
existed or not, but he found us and either we
entirely hallucinated him or he is a dwarf. And he
saw two dudes tripping balls and was like, what an
opportunity to fuck with these guys.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I'd say he would have been a dwarf.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, and I reckon, he's seen two mutants and gone,
I want to fuck with these guys.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Because it's rare that both people see some sort of
strange thing like that.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You know, it would not that it's strange being a dwarf.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
But but something uncommon. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, all right, we need to get into the show,
don't we.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh we're live. This is that man, we've normally we
don't we don't.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
We don't have a sting that we normally just said
that there is, Yeah, there is.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
An interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
That's the same one that you played before.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
No, I don't have We'll just do it live. You
do it like that.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The Hoard You Breakfast podcast with Maniah and Jeremy. Okay,
what about you and Mesh today and Mash and usually ready.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And for this morning only Mesh, Yeah, is in front
of the judiciary this morning, so.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Wow, about time.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Amazing he's got away with that till now. He's been
hiding and playing.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Sight And that's where they often are hiding, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And you and no I knew you know when when
they get caught, you go, we should have known.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's like when you you know, when they interview someone
what you do?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, no, we should have done.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You didn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's like the we.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Knew, Oh, we all knew the pisti goo that was
always kind of just giving a bout hands.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh, we all knew he knew yes, And I suppose
we're implicant because of that. It's like when you know
on the news and there's been a murder at a house.
It's always happens in America. And then they interviewed the neighbor,
and the neighbors and the driver, Well, he just kept
to himself. He was such a lovely guy.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You would never have expected us, like, really never expected it.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I also have a theory you will never fucking catch
me on one of those interviews. If someone's just been
killed in the house next to me. You're not seeing
my face on the news that night.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
But it's Americans, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, they just love to communicate, man and all shapes
and forms. You know, you go to America and you
hear some Americans communicating just such clear communicator.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Trying not to hear them communicator.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, they are communicating. There's too much communication going on
in America. That's part of its problem.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Thus, slow talkers.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I man, the missus and I realized once we got there,
if you're queuing up, because we're in a lot of
teristy places to be cues for stuff, and if you
quote one that there was a slow talker at the
front of the queue.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Just Bennett.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
There's no point, oh, y'all, y'all do the cheese on
the side.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh, because the last place I went I was like,
fuck man, oh my god, somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah. Or if you ask for directions, So.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What you want to do is go left on Congress.
When you hit forty fourth and Vine. You want to
take a right.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Now you know that shop with the giant M on
the top of it. Y'all would have seen that, y'all. Y'all,
Now that's the one to look for. Wait till you
get it, that one, and then at that point you
could take a right, but you take a left. Most
people will take the right. But if you take the right,
you end up down by the river. So you want
(03:02):
to go left and then up and then you'll see
a bush around about fifty yards fifty yards from there.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
How far is the yard?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
It's more I'm just considering going to meet them, just nine.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's literally it's a big pace. Yeah, that's how it's worked.
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Or the other one is they don't know where things
are and you'll so for example, we're in Nashville, jelly roll,
you know jelly roll. He's gonna bar there, and it's
got this giant pink neon skull. It's enormous, probably the
size of this desk, and like as tall as the
room almost. It's fucking huge. And it spins and you
can see it from everywhere on Nashville. Very cool, and
(03:51):
we were wasted on Nashville, met the missus, and we
went to Tom and Haley as well, who came with
us to Austin. They looked up there and we're hammered
and we could just see that from another rooftop. Right,
let's just get to the pink scull and just see
what's going on. That's the best signal. Get down under
the street, you guys from Nashville, we sure are. How
(04:15):
do I get to the pink How do I get
to the pink skull? The pink skull? Yeah, the fucking
twenty foot high now on pink skull that you can
see from every angle on the street.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What do you what do you talk?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I'll come with me.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Take two steps down onto the main street. See that
pink Well, I've never looked at it before. How long
has it been?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
There? Has been there for years?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Because they annunciate so well that's why.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, absolutely, not that very clear.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I mean that's why our talking, I mean measure me
and you went over there, mash as a gay couple
traveling around the States the South.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Well, you wouldn't want to go down the South.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I don't understand what we have to be a gay couple,
you and me as a gay couple.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
To be open to So, yeah, exactly what's the problem
of being a gay caup. We're traveling around the southern
part of the States, mumbling away around. Nobody had know
what the hell we're doing. We'd be called the question
wondering why we're staying in the same motel room.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Do we even your gay? Also your gay?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
No, we're just traveling around as a as a just
as a couple, as a couple, just a mutual couple, couple,
just sort of a lock.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We're just good friends with this thirty year age gap.
We're just a couple of mates, hang out.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I think jelly Roll back to jelly Roll, terrible name
like jelly Roll sounds like a hip hop artist.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Well he was when he started, Oh was he?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, Oh he only sort of turned country recently.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh okay, well that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Anyone can change.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You should fucking know.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, that's right, I should, you should try it. But
he he he through COVID.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I think is when he started blowing up, because there's
a bunch of YouTube songs and he had one when
they're in lockdown.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
It's called open Her Up. And one of the is
one of those ones.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh there's about opening the country up.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Something else, but.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
One of the lines, and I think it's one of
the greatest lines and rep and hipopastory is open her
up like Forest Whittaker's eye. And you know Forest, yeah, yeah,
he's got one bug eye that doesn't open it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Why would exactly why do you want to open it
up like that?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Like you wouldn't want to open no, like you like,
so you would open it up, and it's going to
look like Forrest.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I think he's saying it's closed like Forrest Wher's eye,
and he wants to open it. But that's not open
it up like Forest wakers Ie. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Forest Walliker's eye needs opening up. So I think it's.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Like, you should open up. I should. I might look
up the lyrics. Actually, sure, the other I.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Think he's got a problem with that that doesn't quite
for me. Have you guys heard this song?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Can we play songs on the podcast still?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Who knows?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
It's just a new one hood yesterday, and I thought
you'd be intrigued by the opening kind of first line
or something.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Jerry rest in piece my granted she got hit by
Bsoka cook boom.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Rest in piece my granny she got hit by I
think about it every time I hit the hookah.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And it kind of goes on like that, so risting
piece of my granny. She got hit by a berzuka,
a basuka. I think about it every time I hit
the Hookahoka. What's the hookah? Like a bomb?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
It was like a vape. It's basically a vape bomb,
because that's.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
The one you get when you go to like a
cafe and it comes out of the table. Turkish, there's
one down.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yes, there is one down there, but they never opened
no did you? And I end up there one night
at about three in the morning with the pants man,
and the entire floor was flooded.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That that down by the petrol station. I'm not one
hundred percent sure if the entire floor was flooded or
we thought it was.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, I think, wow, my god, that day we had
so that was the day where we went out on
a boat for a boat party and what happens on
the boat stays on the boat.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
At some point.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
We then ended up inside what I thought was the
original like Team New Zealand sailing boat.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That not the big boat down at the down the
vide act.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Could have been.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It was that the viter we're in the water.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
We're in the water in America's cupboat.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, it felt like so we're in the bower that
for some reason, we all what happened was we all
went down underneath into it, and as as we keep
going deeper and deeper, there were people following us because
we're also wasted that we were just following each other,
and we just reached the end of the bow and
now all of a sudden there was like six of
us just sitting like packed in like sardines and the
(08:58):
bow of the boat.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Who took you in there?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I don't want to I don't want to say names,
but you do know.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
He is he in the yachting community, is a member
of the prominent member of the odding community.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
And I think you know, I think you know who
he is.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And then we kind of came back and walked away
up here and then we went past that stuff Jerry
and the hold Ikey breakfast, Jerry and Mini, the hold
Ikey breakfast. No.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Before that, we ended up at another with the pool table.
And then that's where the MUSHes came into it, right,
and it was and then there was a flood and
then from there we lived.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
We left from there. Who knows how long that could
have been.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
We could have been there for four hours, We could
have been there for forty minutes, you wouldn't know. And
then as we were walking back, we were all not
ready to face going home. And as we walked, it
was right beside a petrol station down there on whatever
that straight is.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Street, huh Key Street, Ventel Street.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, yeah, right next to the VP there, I know
what you mean.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, we just saw people sitting around at a cafe.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
It's a Turkish cafe down there, yes, And we're in
the middle, in the middle of no and then like
a renovated mechanics fucking shop.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And so we are open no, no, apart from three
o'clock in the morning that night.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So we're like, oh, perfect, we'll pop in here for
a drink, and then we sent a couple of the girls.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
And there's a lot of heaps of girls around us,
as there always this happens, man, And I.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Didn't say it didn't, okay, Jerry, I didn't. I didn't
say it shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
There was a few a right, didn't, Yeah, shouldn't, I.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Know, I didn't say. Mass looked at me and said
all right, and I was like, sure, you're right with it,
and you got that part.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah. So there were girls there.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, Now, if our partners are listening, they weren't all right.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But when we're trying to show up in front of you,
there were all right, And there were heaps and then
there was a flood and we're like, why don't you
guys go on and see if we can get a
table And there was only like one group of people
at one table. The rest of the place is entirely empty.
They said no, And then the girls try to go
to the bathroom, and then they said the entire floor
of the place is flooded.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Were the girls on the mushies as well?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh yeah, okay, unless there were no girls there In
watch case, they weren't, but they were.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Do you know that set of stairs up out there
beside this mirroredorth O'Connell or whatever the law firm is. Yeah,
I think it took us about twenty five minutes to
get up those Yeah, we swam up those things.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I know they're feeling.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Sometimes the simplest things are very difficult to do, but
they are a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
What was the situation that you ended up at some
masters and then you had to like crawl up some stairs?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
No, you were, no, I went. I was. I couldn't
work out whether I was going up or.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Oh been there, brother?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, that's that was That was kidd of me.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I can't tell whether you're going up or down, whether
you're come.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I was like, am I going up? I seriously thought
I was coming going.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Up to the stairs, and that I was a handy
pee going down.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
And if you've ever it is the most confusing thing
in the world. You can feel gravity taking you up
the stairs. I feel gravity, I thought, but I seem
to be going up.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It's been tumbled around at the beach.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I'm looking down.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
I was looking down at some people because the stairs
were kind of open. I was looking down at some
people and it was all up the while. It was
everywhere was up and down. It was the crazy down.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Do we have to take breaks in this podcast?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You know that drawing? Have you ever seen that drawing of.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
The stairs the issue? Yeah, that's what I was on. Yeah,
I was on one of those around or whatever. Yeah
that every time I see that, Yeah, that was me,
that was my photos. Yeah, you try being trapped in it. Yeah,
you weren't trapped in that.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
No, I wasn't. I was quite happy to be I
was actually happy to be trapped in it.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You're actually trapped in your mind, Jerry. And that's probably a.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Metaphor story of your life.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Brother. I know I had the same thing. Happens to man?
What's the tunnel and Wellington where they.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Hont the horn or the Victoria Tunnel?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
The Victoria Tunnel, heavy night on the MUSHes and my
friend and I stopped for an argument midway through the
tunnel and when the argument subsided on foot on foot
walking through this bitch. Yeah, we stopped for an argument
halfway through, as you do. I can't remember what it
was even about. Something to do with Age of Empires
(13:23):
from memory two yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Something to do with camel arches.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
But then we realized, once the argument of subsided, we
could not remember what end we'd come in from and
what end.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
We were going out of. And it is long enough
that you can't see the ends when you're in there.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I know what this feels like.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, And so we're sitting there trying to deduce Okay,
well fuck if we're on so the cars are going
this way and this lanes, and so we must be
we must have Oh.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
But then what way are we going?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
No, we could figure out what side of the tunnel
we were on. Yeah, that took us about half an hour.
And then from there it was like, I don't know.
And so then I think we just decided right hand
on the wall and just walk and either we end
up where we were going, or we end up where
we were, which is where our car was sleeping the
car yep, picked.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Right, picked right.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
We got out the other side into town, but basically
spat out at the vitaduct at the Basement reserve. Sorry
oh yeah yeah, and then into the Welsh Dragon. Yeah,
good spot, the old toilet blot where I lit a
cigarette backwards some obscenities and was tossed out. What a
night that was oh well worth it. There was also
(14:41):
what a great ad for mush at some point and
the exactly well that's what happened to the outside world,
but internally there was all sorts going on.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
There was there was a I'm just gonna call what
it is.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
There was a dwarf that popped up at some point
in that story and he, yeah, he told us he
was a car salesman. We don't know if he actually
existed or not, but he found us and either we
entirely hallucinated him or he is a dwarf. And he
saw two dudes tripping balls and was like, what an
opportunity to fuck with these guys.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I'd say he would have been a dwarf.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, and I reckon, he's seen two mutants and gone,
I want to fuck with these guys.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Because it's rare that both people see some sort of
strange thing like that.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You know, it would not that it's strange being a dwarf.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
But but something uncommon. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, all right, we need to get into the show,
don't we.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Jerryan and I are joined the conflict the HOWDACI Breakfast
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