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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is indeed a tragic day in New Zealand's history. The
hod Achy Breakfast with Jerry and Mini.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Good morning, Welcome along to our Hidache breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
We didn't stay. The fifth of.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
August twenty twenty six. My name's Jeremy Wells is Minice Steel.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I have already had my first weather related chat for
the morning, walking across the road from the car park
where we park. So Jesus, she said, Jesus, cold this morning,
is it? I said, the Cold's not that I should
have made. It's too early, that's my ass. You can
we make this a little bit later. With the Pie
Awards last night, which are always a doozy of an event.

(00:44):
I'm too old for a Tuesday I'm too old for
a Tuesday out, you know, on a school night. I
mean that's the rest of the mo week. Bugger, isn't
it really? Well? Probably? Yeah, Now I'm not going to
the gym, not doing anything. What time you get home?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Would it have been midnight? Maybe? Oh? I think we
went We went to another bar afterwards, with the year ago.
It's stupid, and I knew it was at the time.
I knew it was at the time, but I had
the Holy ghost within me, and I'm paying for it
this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
This is the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I think later on in life, you'll be old enough
to make.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Better decisions later on. Wow, I hope.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So did you see me going home at twenty two
minutes past eleven?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Twenty two? Per time? You went home.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Twenty two past eleven with a lovely man from Tajikistan
in the in an uber? Yeah, first person I've ever
met from Tajikistan, God save met, I said, what happens
in Tajikistan? He said, sweet, Therefore that's why I'm here.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, no, ubers, That's why I'm in here. Oh so
even I'm eleven, twenty two and even twenty two. Okay,
So I was out for fifteen more minutes than you. Oh,
and I'm feeling every one of those fifteen minutes this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Fifteen minutes and fifteen more export ultras.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, I was tooking to one person at the bar
was just like, so, what you're on air at six
in the morning? Oh jeez? Left to churn in? Is
that don't.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Welcome along Jerry the Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Last night on the news, lots of weather related news
going on, wasn't there.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
They love it, They love it. It's I feel like
it's weather events, chuck attacks. Those are the two things
that news outlet's absolutely love. The cold snap, I don't
think is that the North Island yet. It wasn't that
cold this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's just on the way up now, I think so today. Yeah.
Basically basically is it's come all the way from the south.
It takes a while to get up here that cold year.
But we're not going to get the snow and the
sleep and all of that crap up here.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Did I see snow in Wellington yesterday? Yep, Yeah, snow
to sea level for like ten minutes. That's what I've
always said, Wellington is a South Island town. You can't
trick me with that one. That is a South Island
city if ever I've seen one. I loved there for
a winter and it's it's brutal right.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
The only thing is Wellington the one positive say about
Wellington's weather, And look, I think even everybody even in
Wellington can agree that it's arguably the worst weather in
the world.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, it's only place. I've been rained on so hard
that it seeps through my paffa jacket, through the seams
of my paffa jacket, and I got drenched.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Because the the thing about the Wellington weather is that,
you know, South Island christ Hitch, for example, gets beautiful, clear,
crisp winter days, beautiful and in the summer it's it's warm.
You know, you get the Northwestern bloody easterly is annoying,
but still you get the Northwestern. It can be, can
be beautiful weather and cross chits, but then you get
that drizzly kind of suddenly the rain that comes with

(03:38):
the with the rain, and it's it's kind of it's
kind of nothing. Yeah, yeah, and settle in all day
to Yeah, just hang this. It's horrible kind of rain
and it's cold and damp and rubbish. Wellington a little
bit racist Wellington.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
The one positive is you don't get frosts, really, you know,
that's the one thing it doesn't generally get. You don't
get cold, crisp kind of but you'll.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Get you will.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. And Wellington proper, you know, Wellington,
you'll get a low of like six in the winter
and then a high like twelve.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
You know, it's kind of like then, but then with
the wind shill you back down to sex again.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, but then you got the wind to contend with,
whereas Chross you get the you get the minus one
overnight and then you'll get the eleven during the day
in the winter sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
The other thing about Wellington I've always thought is from
a from a medieval defense perspective, just outstanding awesome or
outstanding awesome as far as you know. A couple of
couple of guard towers in the guarding the entrance of
the harbor. Yeah, I mean that is just immaculate.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, and you can you can plow on into island,
right into downtown, right into downtown. No, you don't dridge that, bastard.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
But it's also going to go in up the harbor
and then around. It's just so easily defendable. There's an
island out there, you've got the cooks, straight treacherous waters
out there. I mean, just no notes on that. Unfortunately,
we've never been invaded by c and so it's really good.
It's really gone wanting the defensive attributes of Wellington, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, it was all about the fact, because I think
it was called Port Nicholson back in the day.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
That was its original name, so it was a port.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
And they're like, oh, great, deep, great Pete Harbor, amazing
windy this year, but look next year.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm sure it won't. I'm sure it was.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Just an unusual year. And the next year they're like, damn,
that was another bloody windy that nordally is bloody strong,
isn't it around here? It's maybe we just need to
maybe just settle just down and here around Oriental Baker
it's a bit sunny around Oh no, third year, geez,
even windy this year and earthquakes.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Yeah, were they still saying can't beat this place on
a good day? Were they saying that at the time?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Though? During Wellington is essentially Wellington is like a round
of golf, and that the one I'll landers that one,
that one day of out of three hundreds, that one
shot on the out of three hundred shots on the
golf course that brings you back. You know, you pipe
one drive down the middle of the fairway. You're like this,

(06:07):
CA's not so bad. I'm actually all right at it.
And you get that one sunny afternoon we go down
Oriental Paradehere the fountains are you dip your toes and
still cold there in it, and you go, can't beat
this place.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
And then you think, you know, I've mastered it. And
then you come back the next week and then you
shank one. There's a stuff bloody northwesterly blowing, and then
there's a southerly that comes after it, and you think, oh.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
God, white even play this down bunk and a bunker
across the ground disaster.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's the best analogy for Wellington weather I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
It's like a round ago, but that one shot though, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
And Midnight, the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
A little golf used today. It's lucky enough to catch
a break in the weather and get out for nine
holes and did something different yesterday. I don't know how
you generally play golf, but we we did like a
little match play thing, which for people that don't play golf. Actually,
there's a lot that people who don't play golf. You
don't know about golf. Now, golf is golf. So you

(07:07):
got a stick, yeah, a whole lot.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Of them actually, and you carry them around in a bag.
Sometimes you can wheel it around. We can carry it
over your shoulder and drunk cart with your lazy or night,
and then you got a whole lot of different sticks
with different angles. Some of them are some of them
are metal with big heads on them, some are skinnier
that called irons. And you try and hit a little
plastic ball into a hole.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, that's right, and then you put a bunch of
shit in the way so that it's way hard to do. Generally,
when you go and play with someone else, you just
sort of just have your own round and keep your score,
you know, or sometimes you'll play against each other, but
it'll just be total amount of times you hit the ball. Yeah,
it's called stroke play.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Most of the time, you start the round feeling quite
good about yourself. And then if you play eighteen hole,
so you try and hit the ball into eighteen holes,
about four hours later you drive home thinking why the
hell did I do that game?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, And also often so you'll count and there's a
part and it's a path. Was he supposed to finish
it in four? You finished it in eight, and then
you stop counting. And that's generally what happens to me
most of the time at least. But we played yesterday
where we played hole for a hole against each other
match play, so like, whoever wins this hole gets one

(08:15):
point basically, and it was the best I don't know,
I really enjoyed it. I also felt like we played
much better golf. So me and my mate were playing
and we just played against won the first three holes.
Gotta be honest, he started dropping lip. Good start, good start.
Then I then I severely started fatiguing. After those three holes,
we drew the next two, and then after that he

(08:36):
won the last three. We draw three. Yeah, okay, so
you've you've had a shocker perpetulate. Well, he also came
into his own I think he warmed up at the
same time I started fatiguing, and then yeah, just has drive.
Found a few few. He's got a massive drive on him. Uh.
And then it came down to it to go to
an old school putoff to decide who won. Okay, those

(08:57):
can be pretty disappointing on the.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Practice screens or on the last half.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
On the last hole, lucky enough that there's no one
else out there, and then he sunk a twenty foot
part to win it. So the beers are on me afterwards.
But if you're gonna lose a part off because they
can be lame. Sometimes. Have you ever done one of those,
you know, part off in their No, I haven't. The
kind of like you know sometimes in the NRL Golden
Point can be a bit of a dud because it's

(09:22):
people just snapping off terrible, terrible field goals. That can
be a little bit like what a part off us?
But he sunk this from twenty feet out and I
was like, fair play.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
There, So you just put it, You put some balls
down and then you just hit from a particular place
at the edge of the green. Whoever takes the most
shots to get into the hole or the least shots
ones And then he just sunk it.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Was the end of it up and sunk it. I
was like, all right, that sorts that out there, and
I suppose.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Okay, And then did you ever did you attempt to
sink it?

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yep, I hit it to three feet and then he
just banged it in there. I was like, sweet as
we'll call that a day then, okay, But yeah, I
just I think that's I don't know, when you go
out and play with I don't know, Ryan, Yeah, you guys,
how do you guys play it?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well? Generally different there's different types, but I don't understand
how it works. But I like the ones that you're
talking about where you can play a hole and shoot
a ten, because I'm quite good at that, and then
the next toe it doesn't matter because you start again, which.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I kind of like those ones.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
And I also like the ones where you're playing a
four and you play with someone else and you take
the best score out of the two of you. So
if one of you has a good hole, then that's great,
and you can get someone one person can carry you.
That's the type of thing that but I somehow managed to.
I was teamed up with Brian Fox last time I
played with him and him we're a team. Yeah, he's

(10:43):
he's I mean he's okay. I suppose he's. He hits
a ball quite a long way, but you know it's putting,
is you know okay? And I mean he's he's a
good he's a good guy. Yeah, she's fun to play with.
You know, he's got a good chat. That's so anyway
we can. We got smashed, and so I was like, well,

(11:04):
I can drag her. Even the Open champion plays with
me and I can. I can drag you down. I
can drag you down.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
That's a superpower man. He was that bad. Your counsel
out the champion golfer of the year.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yep, that's what he said to me too. He goes, Wow,
you're bad, aren't you?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I was like yep, Jerry in the Night the Hold Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Six thirty one on the hud of Your Breakfast Time
to later sport headlines thanks to export to the beer
for here a second straight start at center for Lequa
Halasima in the Warriors match against the Panthers on Friday.
He retains his place in the run on side to
face the competition leaders. After a late promotion for last
week's win over the Titans, saw Adam Pompey relegated to
the bench. Fullback tamed Topeki is on the extended and

(12:00):
to change. He's had one match out with the foot
injury suffered in the loss to the Bulldogs. For Dimitric
Vai Muanga remains sidelined with a rib complaint. Penrith have
lost center's Casey McLain to a hand injury.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
He's a good planet guy.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Good Fullback Dylan Edwards and hooker Mitch Kenney remain out
with shoulder and leg injuries to speak them.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
These are all good things. I like at center last week,
really really enjoyed him at center. He the Australian commentator
is constantly talking about how big he is. He's not
that big big, No, he's really powerful, but he's not
a big lumbering not at all. He's not at all
sween nuggety feller. I've met him and yeah, not that,

(12:42):
not that at all. He's explosive, really hard. It's like
he's made of flubber. He's really really hard to tackle. Yeah,
and he's got He moves his body in weird ways.
He twists and he turns. He doesn't quite do what
you think he's gonna do. No, he's like a grease
pig out there on the field, like a greased gumby. Yeah,
it's possible to get tickets to this game. I've been trying,
I would say for three weeks now. I even stooped

(13:06):
so low as to request media accreditation and and access
corporate hospitality. Every single seat has been given to Steven
Adams this weekend.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
We can we can get you there.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
We can get we can get you there. If anyone's
got tickets that they can't I'll buy them off you.
That's me get a box or something. Yeah, we're in
a corporate box and we're fifteen sales reps and that
have never watched the Warriors game before, and we can
get in there. I won't be able to go. We
can get you in.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Get our Get our boss, Australian Content direct to Pixie
Cambel On to it.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I'll have to dug him up out of whatever ditches
in this morning.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Meanwhile, Matt King will coach New South Wales and Sad
of Origin League next season on what's reportedly a two
campaign deal.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
He succeeds Laury Day, that's big news, having been an
assistant for the past three series. Got no wonder Lorry
came in here and he was He was bright and breezy,
wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh no, it was free wheeler, no drums? Why did
he come in here? I just love State of Origin
that much that he wanted to promote it in Auckland?
Is that say you would have got paid for that? Well? What? Yeah,
he didn't just really want to meet us, Nah, God
damn it. He's a good dude though, Laurie Day, he's
a great guy and I just assumed that he wanted
to pick my brain about you know, shape and that
sort of stuff selections. But no, it turns out he

(14:19):
his paige today GEESEZ you think you know a guy?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, I just assumed it was a bit of a
psycho because he's got that look in his eye.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, but not at all. Didn't have that when he
came in. He didn't have a care in the world. Nah.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
The forty five year old met King played nine Origin
matches between two thousand and five two thousand and seven.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
I've seen a lot of stuff about the upcoming South
Africa tour. I have heard nothing about who's going to
refere it, and it's driving me crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Oh good news. The referees have been confirmed for the
All Blacks tour of South Africa starting Saturdays.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
So important. A bit of dude. If I find out
if it's Carl Dickinson, Englishman Carl Dickinson, will dick some
more booking?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Is it either annoying TMO guy?

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Oh that interjects himself and he's like sorry, I've just
found something and you can see the ref going.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
He sucks as a TMO. Yeah, he's good as an
actual reft. The French game. I think I just made
that up, but it's whoever did.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
He's also gone with the aggressive spelling of.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Dixon instead of Dickenson. You don't think that's aggressive A
dickens Son. Dick Son in charge by the way, Cal
Dixon in charge for the opening toil match against the
Stormers and the final Test in Baltimore.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Who cares about that game?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Matthew Carley, Oh maybe Matthew Carly is the good one
who's also a terrible TMO. Will control the first Test
in Johannesburg. Angus Gardner, the Wounder, will get the second
Test in Cape Town. And the guy from Georgia, Nika
and schule Da, he's got the third Test, and so

(16:02):
Widow Southwest Town of Winter.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah. Wow, what's going on with these mutant sharks you're
talking about?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Let's talk about that next on The hard Ache Breakfast
with Jerry m and I a.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Jerry and Mian Night, The Hotichy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
So a twelve that's three point six meters short fin
muckle shark named shark Zilla has been spotted off the
coast of Long Island.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
New York.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
So this shark Zilla has left bite marks on a
humpback whale, a gray seal, and a one hundred and
eighty kg tuna. That's a massive, very hungry that's a
huge tuna fish.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, also terrifying. Man, the ocean's so scary. I saw
this morning there was footage of a seal swimming around
Caroline Bay and tomorrow trun chase after penguins. So just
what a what a what a horrible life? That is
just so one for the penguin obviously they gotta run
away from the seal, but also for the seal because
it was at like four in the morning, pitch black,

(17:00):
freezing cold water, and it's swimming around trying to kill
things with its face. That is a rugged, rugged shark.
It's a rugged existence, isn't it. Yeah, that's nature, isn't it.
I suppose it is eat or be eat. And I
always find it interesting. You don't think about this, but
most wild animals are eaten. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
They die horrific death. Yeah yeah, And we always talk
about it. It's like we you know, we ceesay a
bird or something like an injured bird with an injured wing,
and we take it in and look after it and
then it goes back into the wild to be eaten by. Yeah, exactly,
some horrific death. Yeah, I No, animals die of old age.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
No, no, no, they don't. They don't. They're not in
a comfortable bed surrounded by their nearest and dearest. No no,
they break their beacon, then they can't eat, and then
they just start Sorry kids, but I don't understand why
more animals haven't cracked it like us, Like I don't
know houses. It mean, I've got Netflix, I've got a PlayStation.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
You know.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
I don't have to go out there and chase anything.
I don't know where they hell my food comes from.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Well, the problem for a penguin is I think when
it's on land it's all good.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I don't think there's that many people. You got dogs, obviously,
dogs are a big issue.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
The rats.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I think rats eat firits and stoakes probably eat them.
But apart from that, back in the day, they've got
no arms, so they're not great on land.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
When they get in the water, that penguin chi can dart.
I gotta be honest. Do you know how I was saying?
Was it earlier this morning that Wellington is the South
Island city. Penguin's a fish, So like, you're not going
to trick me with that beat. You're a fish.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
You see a penguin. Penguins a fish, And I also
see fish as vegetables, so go and rich to eat that. Okay,
So if someone says they're vegetarian, I'm like, have a fish, though,
would't you?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Okash is a vegetable, right, So you see the twelve
to three point six short for Marco shark sharks Zilla
as a giant vegetable with teeth.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
That's a good point. I don't see sharks as vegetables,
but I should otherwise it's racist.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
So I would think sharks.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
I see sharks like wide animal like tigers. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
When I think of a shark, I think of a
I think it's closest animal is really actually a tiger.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah, one hundred percent. I just so three point six
that's sort of great white areas. But this is a
Marco shark. Yeah it's a big one. Yeah, it's a
big busard. So why what's going on down there?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Well, there was a Discovery Channel Shark Week special and
Craig O'Connell, who's the marine scientist. Craig He's floating a
theory that shark Zilla is actually the product of a
decade's old leaking nuclear waste barrel incident, so basically it's
some kind of it's caused basically add normal growth and

(19:40):
mutations and marine life.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Radioactive mutant shark. Yeah, okay, Well, we're going to talk
to doctor Royley Elliott from the Sustainable Ocean Society, who
is going to be tagging this shark for us once
we raise enough to actually tag two. Should be asking
if he can try and find us a radioactive nuclear
freak shark. I want one of those, one of those.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
The hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Monica's have got Something.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, Monica's got Oh, Monica's have got something, or Monica's
have got something, watch something as Monica's got uh.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Used.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Today I witnessed something, actually, something happened to me that
I think made me really proud to be kid. I've
been very proud to be a KIWI lately, I think
because of our athletes doing so well on the world stage,
you know, Ryan Fox, obviously, Zoy Hobbes and the rest
of the Commonwealth Games team. Even just meeting Steven Adams
the other day just just made me feel pretty proud

(20:32):
to be kicking you know, I watched the Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleaders season three that's out there now. You watch that
one year? Yeah, halfway through it, there's a Kiwi on that.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Ah. Yeah alone season thirteen, Poldie, there's a Kiwi on that.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah. And we look hilarious when you put us into
like an American context.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
We're good in an American context, man.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah, like because like so for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders one,
you know, America's team, America's Sweethearts whatever, and they tread
it real seriously, except for the Kiwi girl. She doesn't
when she cares, but they're like you need to do
this and that and blah blah blah. She's like, all right,
sweet okay, and then they're like, what are we going
to do with you? I'll just check it on the
ponies out. Yeah, that's all good. Just no nonsense. I know,

(21:18):
we just look ridiculous when you're It's.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
One of the great traits of New Zealand. No nonsense.
We don't like people flapping and paffing around.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
And we and we love one We love talking about ourselves.
What every ad you hear on the radio on TV
is like us kiwis we love blah blah blah. All
stuff is you're in New Zealand exactly well, and even
now and then I'm like this is a bit corny,
and even now and then something happens like it did yesterday,
where I'm like, n we are pretty good. I usterday

(21:46):
was on my way home and I realized I didn't
have my wallet. I was like, where the hell's that?
And luckily for me, that happens to me so often
that my messag is Actually for my birthday last year,
bought me an ear tag, one of those Apple ear
tag things, put it in my wallet. It was just like,
never asked me where your wallet is every because now

(22:07):
it's got the tag in it. Yes, also she can
keep tabs on me. But so that's pretty good. These
tag things. You can make it play a sound, so
if it's down in the back of the couch. And
then also obviously you can track it once you've got
the phone out. So I had a look on my phone.
I was like, I was at home. I was like,
where the hell's my wallet is it? In the car

(22:28):
looked at it. It's at the gym I'll go quite often.
And when I got there, I went on yesterday and said, oh, hey,
I think I left my wallet here and they go
what kind of wallet was it? And they was I
didn't realize. I was like, brown leather, it's just a wallet.
They were trying to get figure out whether it was
my wallet that they had. I was like, I have

(22:49):
about this. If I push this button on my phone,
it'll make a noise and it did and they were like, oh, yeah, okay,
so that's your that's your wallet. They said, it's it's
a hard one because it was actually left on the
foot path outside and someone walking past it isn't even
a member of the gym picked it up, brought it
in and gave it to us at the counter and
they left it there. Now all the money was taken

(23:09):
out of it. But how honest the kiwi is there
was the money taken out of it, no money in it.
She's on cards these days. I think someone did try
and pay with a peck of darts, but I don't know.
I just thought I think most other countries. I was
once on a bus in Portugal. I got off. My
phone was on that bus. I got off, it stopped
about one hundred metres down the road. I ran got

(23:31):
back on went to gram my phone gone, yeah that's Europe.
Yeah now the worst. Yeah, but then us a whole
day just basically said on the foot path they brought
it in.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
It restores your faith and humanity, doesn't it? Well, particularly
in New Zealand this yeah yeah they should have pay with.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Jerry and Mania the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Jeremy Wells and the Nia Stuart the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
So Manaia recently found the Great White app. Now it's
a shark Trekking app that lets you see sharks tagged
by the Sustainable Ocean Society. And last week we talked
to Dr Riley Elliott who told us we can buy
one of the trackers that go on the sharks, which
means that we get the rights to name the shark, which.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Is essentially buying a shark. And who doesn't want to
buy a shark because that is sick.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Well, not everyone can afford to buy a shark. They're
four thousand, three hundred dollars each. Yeah, So we set
up and give a little page.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
At great yeah, at great time expense to ourselves, and
I did a whole lot of Edmund, way more than
I intended to.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
And so far, we've raised four thousand, nine hundred dollars,
so we needed four thousand, three hundred. So now we've
got an extra six hundred bucks. Because mine eye, I
couldn't work out how to turn and give a little page.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Oh I thought it would just stop. That hasn't. And
then yesterday when I was like, should we cut it off?
Though not, everyone started texting and two sharks. I don't
know how we go. So what do we do with
the extra money? What are we going to do?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
So doctor Riley Elliott, the shark Man, joins us. Now,
Doctor Riley, firstly, thanks for your time. So we've got
the money. We've got the four three hundred dollars. We
can buy a shark.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Boys.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
I'm so impressed. It genuinely shows that the public interest
in sharks. It shows how powerful given the.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Little it is.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
I've never used it before either, and that I mean
it caught me off guard. I just thought on Instagram
from you guys, and I was like, oh my god,
they're just funder the tag.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
They only got and done it.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
Well, I mean it's incredible and it is really cool.
I mean, like, right now, Joe is the star of
the Great White app He just turned up in the
Nelson Marlboro region, which we've never really had a great
way before, pop up there and it just shows you
the more you tag, the more you learn, and the
more you engage with them. Now Marlboro is trying to
sponsor their own tag. So it's pretty cool because all
this goes into, like you said, conservation of these animals

(25:51):
are weness tracking them through the whole South Pacific and
telling their story. But it also connects people to these animals.
And if it's just for fun, if it's for shits
ands iff, it's for education, it doesn't matter. It's all improving.
And I think what would be really cool is if
people got on board again and sponsored too, because it's diversification.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
In your assist well because of my clerical era, rilely
that that's exactly what's happening. Because we've gone over the
four thousand and three hundred, we're at four thousand, nine hundred,
and we've thought barger since we've gone over. Anyway, we're
gonna leave this thing open until for Friday. Well we're
going to leave it over. That's when it finishes. That.
I clicked that about a week ago to change it
this is why I shouldn't be doing any Edmund, but

(26:32):
I am so yeah. We want to try and get
to eight thy six hundred, and then can we tag
two sharks.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
Well I think that that well numerically, that's of course
going to happen, and you'd be the first two sharks
tags for the coming season because I hadn't even got
into funding mode yet, but you guys have catalyzed me
into it, which is fantastic and it shows that support.
But these things take a lot of effort in time,
Like the tag is that much money? Then I got
to get on a boat. I'm got to get a crew.
I've got to get out of the bottom of New Gene.

(26:59):
I've got to it's been two weeks down there in
the freezing car. They've got to find the sharks. I
got to lure one close enough, they've got to tag it.
But then the easy work starts. Then we get to
follow it through the app. So you know, supporting this
is hugely beneficial because the Zeland doesn't have money to
go behind research for big animals like this, even though
they're endangered, especially in the ocean, we.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Really lack at it. So this is really cool.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
You know, shark we just ed in America and I
had about six hundred thousand views on just one post
about where these sharks go. So Sharkwick comes out in
two weeks in the Zealand and you're about to actually
see me tagging these very sharks that we've been tracking
on the app. And you know, next Shark Week it'll
be these exact tags going out.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
That you'll see on TV too.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
So it's a really collective study. I used to say
it's like the Red Sox for the America's Cup. That
you really can't say that anymore, but it is that
kind of mentality. Kiwi's all coming together to achieve something great.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Doctor Raleigh Elliott shark Man. Are there any tags or
sponsorships coming off recently that way? Are there any sharks
at the moment that are tag that are unnamed that
we can jump on board with our four three hundred
dollars while we look to try and grab another shark?

Speaker 7 (28:09):
There aren't any yet because every tag I put on
a shark is funded by a person previous. You know,
I can't just go buy stock. I gotta I gotta
buy to order, you know, like what do they call it?
Order to cellar it right, right, because these are hugely expensive,
like you say, and it's cool for people to understand
the expense of the stuff. What is cool as well,

(28:29):
Like let's just say we don't reach an eight thousand,
six hundred that seems daunting right now, but started four thousand,
three hundred at the start. We also put acoustic tags
on these sharks, which we can track them up for
ten years through a rays that are that are anchored
on the bottom of the ocean throughout the entire Oat
into the entire Pacific. So there's a lot of variables
we could add to the shark, but I'm really interested

(28:50):
to see what the name of the shark is.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
How are you guys driving the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Well, so everyone that's donated, there's a little comment thing
on the give a little page, so that'll all go
into it. Champion Golfer of the Year Ryan Fox has
chipped in the biggest amount of money and so he's
going to get right of veto. But there have been
a few names that have been coming through a thinkond fast,
so we'll deal with that on Friday. Look, I'm struggling

(29:14):
enough with the hitman as it is. We'll get to
the name part of it.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I think I've writ Yeah, Dr Ronney, where do you
sit with profanity?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
And what are the dos? And don't?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I mean as the Broadcasting Standards Authority have any jurisdiction
over the Sustainable Ocean Society and the Great White App.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
I think like these guys, we Romans National Waters, so
they can probably do whatever they want. But you know,
children use the app, so you know, you guys don't
know that better than me. I'm a scientist.

Speaker 8 (29:41):
I just look at data.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
You guys probably have miles standards, you know, I think maybe.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Okay, okay. One last question, Dr Roley is do you
know of anyone who has sponsored two sharks before? I don't.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Oh no, I do.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
The very first lady who did was a lovely elderly
from Hay who sponsored Took and I never really met
her and knew her and knew why. But that's the
only time ever. And and to be honest, I would
really like to see more Philanthroy from New Zeland. Like
I've walked Milford Beach a lot, and there's a lot
of big houses, Like there's people who got money, you know,

(30:18):
like so.

Speaker 8 (30:19):
Like I think this was really really cool it's really empowering.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
And I tend to also like post on my social
media like stories about these sharks, so it's not just
like tagged and look at the app. You start to
see like when they got a certain part of the ocean,
what is there? What are they running into? Because it's
not just following them, it's the tags that come off
sometimes when they're cotton fisheries. That is really the underlying
story that we're trying to measure here. You know, sharks

(30:43):
should be far more scared of people than we are
of them. So it's a really educational piece. I'm really
grateful for what you guys are doing and everyone's listening.
Jump off board, picture in five bucks, whatever you want
and enjoined shareholdowship drind Fox, I mean, how good is that?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Like you said, yeah, shark Man now the Great White
app and Sustainable Ocean Society. Thanks so much for your
time this morning. We're going to be the first two show,
two shark show, two shark show. We're a two sharks.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Show due to a clerical era.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Surely we can get to be a two shark show.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Jury in the night the hold I breakfast.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
I don't want to get too political this morning, gentlemen.
But we are in an election cycle, so there's going
to be a bit of political stuff. I don't know
if it's this specific election cycle. I just don't feel
like I feel like we've got a bad batch. Anyone
that used to vote for National has kind of gone

(31:39):
off them. Anyone that used to vote for Labor's kind
of gone off them too. It just seems every politician
across the whole thing, and maybe it's always been this way,
but they're all just a bit you know.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
That's an interesting point you raise, Actually we've got a
bad batch advantage looking back to last time, and basically
we've got the same people as last time.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yeah, and we weren't happy with them then, not really.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, you make an interesting point because when you've got
the major parties that are pulling just under thirty percent.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah yeah, both of them.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, so everyone's off them, very unusual, and you've got
the minor parties coming up to around ten percent. So
you've got thirty percent of the people are voting for National,
thirty percent of voting for Labor, thirty percent of voting
for a whole lot of other Peopleno Party. I think
it's more spread than it's ever been.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, which just tells me that everyone's off them, no
one likes anything. So then I'm looking at it and
I'm like, well, why don't we just put hot people
in like they're not going to do a worse job,
and at least, you know, Parliament TV be a worth
a watch. And plus another thing we love is kiwis
is we love when the rest of the world talks

(32:45):
about us. We love when something happens and John Oliver
picks it up and puts it on his late night show.
And wouldn't they just go crazy if the rest of
the world was just like, have you seen what they're
doing in New Zealand, have a look at their parliament,
every single one of them smoke show. Imagine if we
just had dime pieces across the political landscape.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Okay, so the voting process kind of ends up being
more like Miss Universe, Miss World. So you've got you've
got politicians and swim where there's an evening we're section
and then they say some platitudes and tell you how
they're going to save child poverty.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Is that not actually sounds like politics? Yes, they're not
exactly the political process.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Would there be like a talent section of the entry
as well, where they have to sing a song, maybe
the national anthem would go off.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Actually, if a politician.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Can do that, yeah, keys it struggle, but yeah, or
maybe just more entertainment, like you know, I like the
smoke show idea.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Encouraging smoke shows into politics might be difficult.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah, take a lot reach out smoke shows. Let us
know what it would take.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
I mean, I suppose it would encourage their Instagram profiles.
They probably get some likes, they might get some new
followers for something like that could launch a couple of careers.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Did you see one of the parties I forget who,
but they were trying to get people to enroll, and
they were using people in you know, just hot people
on social media. They opposed a photo of a hot
person and then encourage you to and roll. I think
it was whether you're going to be in the maldi
or the general role. But it works. We have known
this forever. Hot people just people want to hear from them,
they want to see them, and they can't. Like I

(34:21):
said before, they can't do a worse job than what's
going on at the moment.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, well part of me as well, thinks that we
love a humiliation of a politician, like we might not say,
we might say, what we want is everyone to be
a bit more above reproach. Actually, what we like is
we love a downpour. What about if we humiliate them?
So you incorporate your smoke show idea and you actually
but you use the people that you've already got, and
you encourage, say, Christopher Luxen, Chris Hopkins, Winston Peters to

(34:47):
do a swim whear you know, catwalk and so they've
got to do swim where they've got to do evening
where it looks Yeah, there's sort of a new shower
scene and you can eight people that way. We'll just
get you, get your kicks, get some entertainment out of it.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
As humiliated as that would be, I don't know if
I want to. I want to see that. Someone secks
through my Turtles and Art Green for PM and someone
else said Love Island Beehive Edition. Oh yeah, so you
just turn it. You just get twenty super hot sixty
singles into the Beehive livestream. The whole thing.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Well, from what I understand, that is happening in the
Beehive at all times. Who's a hotbed of six year
old tenidate.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Al Right, oh yeah, okay, well see then again they'd
be up for it too.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
It's just not televised. It's just Parliament TV's focused on
the wrong stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
This is what I'm saying. Get smoke shows in there,
make make politics hot again, and that's why I'm asking
for your vote in the upcoming election.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Padickie Breakfast Jerry Andman Night the Hotichy Breakfast. So a
bacon and eg pie from a family recipe dating back
more than forty years, is one of the twenty twenty
six Bakeels New Zealand Supreme High Awards. The winning pie
made by Sean Vote, owner of Levaine Bakery of Blockhouse Bay, Auckland.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Sean joins us.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Now firstly, Sean, congratulations, you have baked the best pie
in New Zealand in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
You must be bloody stoked.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
I'm so bloody stuff.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Too happy.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
So did you get any sleep last night?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Seawan?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I spoke to you at the Pie Awards and you
said that you were going to go home.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Do something.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I'm not quite sure what you're going to do, but
you're gonna have a little sleep and you're going to
get up and you're going to be baking a whole
lot of pies this morning. I said to you, I
hope you don't land the plane. I hope you just
go all the way through.

Speaker 8 (36:43):
I had about three hours letes stayed up to bout
almost too tedious morning, and went back to work at
about five.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
But no day off for a baker. Are you straight
back and making pies a day after winning the Best Pie?
I mean, I suppose people want to try the pies.
Have you guys opened it this morning? Has there been
a rush at the bakery?

Speaker 8 (37:04):
There's been a line this morning already at the bakery. Good.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
That is crazy? Tell us about the pie. It can't
be very often that a bacon and eggpie wins the
Supreme Award. What makes your bacon an eggpie so good?

Speaker 8 (37:19):
I think it's just there's forty year old recipe that
we've been using it and we've just been stay true
to what he does, and we just gave a bit
a bit of a modern trust.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
This year.

Speaker 8 (37:31):
We've put a bacon rose on top to give it
a different look. We won it last year that gold
as well for his recipe, and it's just a repeat
of what we did.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Last year, Sean was reading a little bit about you
and your family. So you and your parents came to
New Zealand from Vietnam. What year did you guys come
to New Zealand?

Speaker 8 (37:54):
Nineteen eighty year. We were both people we fled bed
we're a migrant. But yeah, just the New Zealand has
given us so much and we just appreciate new zones.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Well, Sean, you're giving a lot back to New Zealand.
And what is it about Vietnamese? I just look at
a lot of the pie awards and they are won
by either Vietnamese or Cambodian people. What is it about
the Vietnamese? And well, really the Southeast Asians that make
amazing pies?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
I must see it.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
Just we just work hard and we do it consistently
a day in, day out. We make thousands of pies
each week and you get a lot of practice.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
How many pies do you eat yourself? Sure?

Speaker 8 (38:44):
I have a pie every day, that's my lunch, and
sometime I have a pie in the morning as well as.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
It might be two sometimes.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
See that's impressive.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I like that. I like a man who eats his
own pie and his work. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
So Sean, what we're winning this Pie Award, the Supreme
Award for twenty twenty six with your bacon and Eat pie.
What will this mean for Levne Bakery? What does this
mean for your business?

Speaker 8 (39:10):
Well mean the world to us. We had an up
and down year but this is like a redemption kind
of story for us, and we want to thank everyone
that support us to stay strong and we came back stronger.
We improved our system, we made sure that we weren't
the same Levene that we came at the beginning of

(39:32):
the year. We wanted to everyone know that our family
legacy wasn't based on what happened at the beginning of
the year. But this is hard work and dedication and
a lot of love for the baking industry that we've
been in here and we're just so proud to.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Have won this award.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Sean Voe, winner of the twenty six Bakers New Zealand
Supreme by was I was reading something the buyer and said,
I quote from you. We never had bacon and egg
pies in our culture in Vietnam, but French partisserie and
baking in our blood. Dad loved bacon and egg pies.
He ate one almost every day. That was his thing
in the morning, a cup of tea or coffee and

(40:15):
a bacon and egg pie. That is my fondest memory
of my dad when I was growing up. That just
about brought a tear to my eye. Sean.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
My parents brought a bakery when I was maybe but seven,
and I used to sleep in the car and I
came in. I used early in the morning and helped
Mam and Dad at the bakery and used to watch
Dad eat a bacon egg pie and have a coffee.
That was my fondest memory here.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Well, Sean, congratulations. Yours is a great story and you
deserve this, and I hope you deserve well. You certainly
deserve all the accolades that come with it and all
the success that comes with the financial success too. So
good on you, Seawan. Congratulations.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (40:57):
I just want to thank you to the community of
Blockout Speela Field for sending us messages of support, and
I would like to thank my wife as well.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Shawn Voe, owner of Levane Bakery of Blockhouse based Supreme
Pire Award winner for twenty twenty six. You're a great
New Zealander. Thanks for your time.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
This morning.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
Oh thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Jerry and Leni for the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
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Speaker 1 (41:31):
It's time to play. It's academic. Give us a call now,
eight hundred Hrdechie. If you want to play. There's a
fifty dollars Budings voucher up for grabs. You just need
to answer three questions correct out of five. Let's go
to the phones. Grant from the Hawks pay joined us
morning Grants. Good morning, gentlemen, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Grant.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
How the southerly's effecting the Hawks bay today.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I'm on the road at the moment looking at snow
on Tomata Peak and that seven very often. Whoa I
see here. You're an orchard manager. What are you having
to do in regards to that, I'm going shopping. We
need some gear for the stuff, so I'm going to
go and buy some bits of pieces so they can
carry on for anything. Get a helicopter up. If there's
a frost, you check a helicopter up.

Speaker 8 (42:15):
I used to that was pretty exciting, but it's a
bit old.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Score.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
We've got one machines.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
You might have seen the fans that are based on
the ground.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
Now, they're a bit more efficient than a bit cheaper.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
You see those men, Oh man, I've seen those. Yeah,
I'm more of a drunker. I'd chuck up fifteen hundred
drones instead of one helicopter.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I've seen you just walking around just blowing manually me. Yeah, Grant,
both yeah, yeah, and Grant.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
I didn't think anyone was watching that. All right, Grant,
you know how this works. What school will you be
representing this morning? Hawks Bay College? Best?

Speaker 7 (42:47):
You know New Zealand's public school system.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Central Hawks Bay College. That is a school I've never
heard of.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
It's definitely not on the roll of honor either, so
this will be a first.

Speaker 7 (42:57):
Yeah, wipe for grounds finest.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Make up that school, Grant, the Royal School, gram school.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
I'm was going to make up a school.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
It might look a bit of different, but it's like
one of Trump's schools. Make up a bitter school. Let's
get into it.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Here we go, Grant, you just got to get three
questions correct. We've got forty five seconds and the Peanuts series.
What kind of dog is Snoopy? Yes? What is the
capital of Norway, I was correct. Wesley Snipes and what
he harrelsome starred? And what nineteen ninety two sports comedy film?

(43:34):
So easy for Grant, I'll tell you what Central Hawks
Bay College is calling too?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Question?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
That was ever a school? But they teach you well.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
There, grunt, Oh yeah, they taught me all spons I'm
not sure of your questions.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Question four was how do you roll a joint? Question five?
Do you want to know what it was?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
It was?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Which all black halfback had the nickname Nugget or Nuggy?
That yeah? And the flintstone and the flintstones? What's Bunny Rubbles?
Wife's name? Too easy?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
I know?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Friends? Was Wilma.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Jesus?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Too good?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Grant, congratulations, you own yourself a fifty dollars Budding's about you? Grant?
And Central Hawkes Bay College, not reaally a school will
make its way into the much vaunted role of its
academic honor.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Jerry and Mini The hold Breakfast.

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(44:49):
of New Zealand's only international success stories.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
We love an international story. Here, zoeh Hobbs Yep, welcome
to the student. Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Apologies to the silver Ferns for not quite making the
podium there. Yeah it's cool, man, I'm loving it. I'm
so excited for the season to come out, you know,
because we made the season a little while ago. Now,
this is the benefit and the drawback of making a
non topical panel show is that it can exist in perpetuity.
It's like you know, you film Taskmaster Jeremy. They could

(45:23):
hold onto that and not release it for five years
and aside from maybe a couple of bits and pieces
of humor, yeah, it wouldn't make a difference. It exists
in a vacuum.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
It's like frozen meat, whereas you know a lot of
things like radio for example, more about fresh fish.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, yeah, I see prime cut.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
You got to eat it fresh otherwise it tastes foul.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
It's nimble, it's responsive. You don't see what these guys
are doing in between tool breaks. They're researching, they're brainstorming.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
The problem is with radio is that it's so fresh
that you've got to eat it otherwise it gives you
food poisoning.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Yeah, and if you have too much of them once sitting,
you're going to feel sick. Anyway, it's a very it's
a very fine dance.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
So what's the best word that you spelled this season?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (46:06):
I mean it's hard. It's hard to remember because I
don't do any of the spelling. I do that I delegate.
I do the delegating. I will say, I'm always on
the lookout for words that are slightly challenging like that,
that have the opportunity. Often it's a double letter. Is
what will shut people up? You know, not words that
are ungettable?

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah? Are there two ends and connoisseur? Yeah exactly, Yeah,
there are.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
By the way, I will actually I will give a
spoiler because even installing while I thought of words, there
is a there is a word that we delegate in
the first episode of Spelling Bee, which is on TV
three tomorrow night, as you say, graciously have already mentioned,
which was Lake Chagogagog von Choggagog chow Bonagonga Mogue, which
is a lake and I think it's an Illinois It's

(46:55):
a real lake. And because we have that at the
first part of the show, we've got these three receptacles, right,
the coward's cup, the person's purs the bucket of bravery,
and you can choose which one you spell from buckets
worth three points versus two.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Cup's worth one.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
And a lot of people are like self conscious about
not being good at spelling when they come on the
show and they're like, well, if I'm going to go down,
I'm going to do it in a blaze of glory.
I want to, you know, And so they always go
for the bucket of bravery. What they're not accounting for
is behind the scenes in the writer's room, these are
the hardest words to source. They're the hardest words to
write jokes for because there are words that we don't
even know the definition of. So, you know, like a

(47:28):
word in the cowards cup like light, you know, is
an easy word to write jokes for because there's sheared context.
We all understand what the word light is. So if
you ask the word light in the sentence is like
I've got bad news, mister Sanitarium. We trailed the new
cereal and dark and disgusting has been a cataclysmic failure.
Are you sure you don't want to try light and tasty?

(47:53):
But like a word like you know, one of these
longer words is sot. But people always go for the
bucket of bravery.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
So at the end of a.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Season I've been we would have plowed through all the
words people have pulled out, like twenty words from them.
So on the days of the show, we're having to
find new words, write new jokes. Drives me crazy. So
we chose like chargog chungo got a chongamg. I've forgotten
what it is.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Racis.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Yeah, it sounds borderline, but it's not. Because we wanted
to discourage everyone. We said, look, you cannot get the
words in this receptacle.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Stop going for it. You're destroying it. We're going to
get the chunga mog. Yeah, you're going to get the
chunga mog. That's all we said. Give them the label
chongamg behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
So surely, okay, so that is really the most difficult.
But just mini stew it here strong people's.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
But I've fallen victims to this. Last time you were
in here. I think we tried this before. And the
thing is, guys, just spend so much time coming up.
He's going to have one that I tell you one
that I was thinking was a little bit trigger. There
was allotment. Oh that's a good So how many l's?
How many teasers? Basically the game, isn't it. That's the

(49:03):
game within the game, the game within the game. I'm
going to go in allotment two l's. Let's start there.
We'll take the vowels that's read, will we Yeah, And
then it's going to come down to how many teaser
want a dish out?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Give it two of them?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
N T that is correct, that's lovely spell.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
He's gonna the way he would in a way that
makes you think that English English somehow has some kind
of rationality that somehow it makes sense when an actual fact,
it doesn't. And I always wonder this, and I've asked
you this, I think before guy, would a spelling bee
work in another language, like, for example, Maori spelling bee?

(49:50):
Would that actually work? Because as it sounds, although weird,
vowels weird whoever wrote down Mary for the first time
to some weird things.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
We put we have multi words in the show and
often you know, like it's just basically in the setting
of a largely English language show. It's basically how familiar
are you with the language, because some people, you know,
if you have an Australian come on as a guess
on a New Zealand show and you give them a
multi word, they're just all at sea completely. They can't
figure it out. There's some stuff like the tohu tur,

(50:23):
which is like the macron on top of you know,
those have to be accurate, so you can't. You know,
it's different in different places. But sometimes people go for
a double vowel over at tohou tur and you mark
that wrong. So there are opportunities to trip people up stuff.
But you know, like the real dream, and I don't
know if it would works in foreign languages really, but
like you know, imagine I have this vision of like

(50:44):
Portugal optioning the franchise, and there's this Portuguese version of
spelling bee and you know this is that's hands off
the wheel. I've got no idea what's happening. It looks
vaguely familiar to what I imagined how long ago, and
it's just some Portuguese version of me just delegating big
bang bong, and these Portuguese comedians all scrabbling around, and
I'm just thinking, this is great.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
This is the dream.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
You know.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
It's not possible to translate it, is it.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
So if it was like it's a show, that's not
going to work, so subtitle everybody gets exactly that wouldn't work.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
So that like, you know that as far as sort of,
I'm willing to run this thing for as long as
I can in the English language.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
But if there were, if there are territories that were.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Interested in the format that I don't speak the language,
that's even more exciting to me, because then it's like
you're living in the uncanny belly.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yea infinite possibilities, a lot of techs coming through his son.
There's only one tea in allotment. Oh there you go
shows what shows what I know? Go Montgomery, We're not
going to let you go yet. Don't go.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
I'm not going to go stay here because we've got
to play the cranberries and then we'll come back to you.
Although we do it the Bunning's kew to core. But
we can do that a little bit later on.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
C R A N B E R R I S
not why apostrophe not hy apostrophe, which would indicate ownership.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
By Cranberry from Guymont spelling versus several Cranberries.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Jerry in the night, the hold key breakfast.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
That's Cranberry's to keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
It's eight My go to for this one. You can
take with you into your working day. For God, Why
am I blaming on the name of it? Hang hang man? Yes?
Called hangman? Right? Hang man? Yeah? My word for that,
hang person. I believe hang person is rhythm that throws people.

(52:35):
No vowel the why used as a vowel will really
trip people up. Well, hangman, I was you know I
still wordle not everyone does I still do? What's your
starting word?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Not going to say today's word? My starting word is pious. Oh,
get a couple of hours out there, get an out there.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
You know, isn't the pope?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Yeah, isn't the position that the pope takes as pope pious? Though?
What's the third? Right? I'm past the sixth? Of course
you are? Was he a woman? I would had to
miss gender him three hundred years after his death.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Yeah, But that's got me thinking about hangman words as well. Yeah,
because then it gives you think about what consonants do
you do you throw out for you know, like you're
working towards getting the same consonants out early.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
What about the Chrossch suburb of Brindwer Oh yeah, that's
a disaster naming.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
If you've just joined us on.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
We're talking to broadcast Minu Mania's Private Conversation.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Yeah, Spelling Beer is on three and three now for
third season, seven thirty tomorrow night. How are you going
finding guests?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Guy Montgomery? It's funny you ask.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
I think the first season we did, you know, we
did great, But I think people were more cautious to
put themselves out there because I didn't know what they
were agreeing to appear on. But if you get a
little bit of wind in your sails, you'd be surprised
at who you can rope in. So we've been blessed
this season with guests. We've got damelind to top, We've
got Brett McKenzie's Oscar in the spelling studio. Do you

(54:11):
understand what I'm saying? Wow, top Finger, Yeah, yes, Medlin Sami.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Spell tos surname.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
You play if the apostrophe e E p Oh, yep,
you've got it. I'm pretty warm. Jason Gunns in the studio.
That's crazy Jason Gunn. I imagine he could spell. He
can broadcast, you can certainly broadcast. I'll tell you i'd
met Jason Gunn. You must know Jason.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
I know Jason Gunn.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Yeah, you guys are like the same sort of era
and different different sub genres, but same era of New
Zealand famous.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yeah, we go back to the New Zealand TV you
know of the nineties where yeah, we were. He was
doing the Son of a Gun show Jays TV and
you were doing Heavoc.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Yeah, and then famously ran Jason's Tenny That's right.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
He came on our show and did a segment called
Jason's Tenny House Dad. Of course is because he was
on his way back from Los Angeles, so were we.
We were in business class in those days because TVNS
had had lots of money, and Jason was an economy
class and we saw him and there was a seat
beside us in business class, a free seat, and we

(55:21):
said to the hostess, hey said, anyone taking that seat?
And she said no, And we said, look, Jason Gunn's
back there and cattle class and that just seems a
bit wrong that he's back there. And she said, Jason
Gunn she goes, I love Jason Gunn. He said, I
wait to bring him up here, and so she went back,
grabbed Jason Gunn about forty minutes into the flight, brought

(55:43):
him up there, and he had a twelve hour business
class flight from Los Angeles. While he was there, he said, hey,
you know how you did that for us? We did
that for you for us.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
I think he was like, damn it, this is the
last thing. Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, that's a good suit.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Well, he's like he was exactly as he in person
as he is like on camera. Here's a real intensity
to Jason Gunn that you cannot anticipate until you meet
him and you go, oh, it's not an it's not artifice.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
You are this full on. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
So he was amazing. He's also in phenomenal Nick is it.
He had to do a physical spelling challenge and I
actually when I Sugar said, I don't know how, but
I glanced as Bicep at some point just in the
sort of the pre show, you know, pleasantries, and I thought, well,
here's someone who's got taking care of himself money and
he's in great.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Yes it's TV, yeah, some money, it's good. A bit
of that gun on too.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Well, he's saved a lot on economy flights across the
court of his career, possibly, and he's put it into
his arms.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Possibly Monomery's Guy Mont's spelling me back on three and
three now for third season, seven thirty Tomorrow night. Thank
you so much for coming them.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
And if you look up, you'll see you might know
there's actually a little bit of gold on the ceiling here.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
On Jerry and Night.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
The Hodarchy Breakfast share Amy Wells and the Nias Stuart
find them on Instagram at Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
The game where we name five well known people you've
got to tell us whether they did or alive, devised
by veteran tv Z camera operated Dave Pierce. We saw
last night at the piewalk.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Yeah. I went up and fan boyd and introduced myself.
Said Dave, big fan, You've done a lot of my
job for me over this last year and a half.
Any other ideas, Dave? He said, none, Well, I don't know.
I think he's I think he's holding back on me.
But also and I shared the story, but I wanted
to share it again. He was going through airport security.
They pulled a camera battery out of his bag and

(57:50):
had his name written on the back of it. They said,
you're not Dave Pierce from Dead or Alive the game
will we named five, well nine people and you have
to tell us whether they're did or alive? Devised by
Dave Peace on the Way and interview Luke vincent IGAs, Yeah,
I am he here's me. Yeah. Today, let's go to
the phones.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Adam from Auckland, Morning Adam, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Morning Adam. It says under your name in our system,
when people call through, your name comes up if you've
called through before. Just underneath your name, it says, has
a brown eye story? What's your brown what's your brown
eyes story?

Speaker 7 (58:22):
I was you busies and me and got smarts.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
My brother did a brown eye and he tasted my
excellent tasted it.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Just happen to have a taser on hand at the time, Adam.

Speaker 7 (58:36):
Yeah, we've being stupid, will it? But I put it down.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
I'll tell you what, Adam. You wouldn't You wouldn't be
in the business of brown eyeing people with the tast
of these days, would you. I haven't done another one once,
but twice shy. Adam.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
What's your buzzer? It's your name, by the way, Adam,
can you test it out? Adam's Mike, who's in public
relations and Auckland money.

Speaker 7 (59:00):
Mike, good morning?

Speaker 3 (59:01):
How are you good? Thank you? If if the press
had got hold of someone that you worked with had
brown eyed their brother and been tasered for it, how
would you cover that one up the first of that
for the photos and probably plastered around internally? Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I mean, I don't know what the Prince Code of
Ethics says about that sort of stuff nowadays, Mike. But
the truth, the truth, the truth.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Mike, your buzz is going to be your name? Gentested
out Mike, right there it is.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Let's get into it. Person number one, star of movies
like Basic Instinct and Wall Street, Michael Douglas dead or alive,
Mike Ham Mike, Michael Douglas is alive.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
He is.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
He's currently aged eighty one years old. Mike's on one
person too, older brother of Sir Richard Hadley Dale Hadley
dead or alive.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Adam Adam Dale Hadley is dead.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Mike Dale Handley is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Hello. Yes, he's seventy eight years old. Dale Hadley I've
I've screwed up the counting. Mike's either on twelve or
two two, okay, so.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
He can take it out with this one. So you've
got to get in this one, Adam, Here we go.
Singer who's starred as Sandy and Greece Olivia Newton John
dead or alive? Mike owen Ja is Yeah, she died
in twenty twenty two. Mike's good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Mike is Adam.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
You're still recovering from that time he got Taser in the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Art Bloody stroke Mate, Jerry and Mania for the hold
Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Longtime listeners to the show will know that it's Maniah
over here Mania. Stuart drives a Suzuki Swaft two thousand
and eight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
I worry that someone's going to t bow met an
intersection now because they know what I'm know what I'm driving.
But yeah, swift, isn't that classic?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
It's in pink and shocking pink.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
I finally it's in just cover over the rust, please Gray.
I wouldn't call it silver, would you know?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
It's non metallic silver?

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
I think the front left panel of silver, all right,
but the rest of it, Unfortunately, it did pass you
to another warrants. That thing is still roaming the Northwestern Motorway.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
He has a bit of orange in the boot, that's
for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Yeah, noneymore unless you unscrewed. Look anyway, And yesterday we
were talking about dishing out vigilante justice and potentially come
up with a new vigilante persona for me, which is
Swift Justice. It all started when he was just a boy.

(01:01:50):
Someone backed into me at the parking on the wayman
he new were way back in the day. I was
parked in my car and I could see him backing out,
and I was like, he's not seeing my car's fit
you uppercuts. If I'm gonna move that car, we're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
That in Dennis, he grew up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
He found is true calling. There were just two people
having a dust up. The cars parked right next to
each other, and they were having a full on like
knock down, drag out slob knocket and they were all
onto the footpath and that went over and pulled them apart,
like shirt collared them both, pulled them apart and said
get back any cars the Suzuki Swift Vigilente. That could
be you just driving around all day lone. We call

(01:02:26):
it swift justice.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Yeah, some all range in your neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Who are you gonna call swift justice when you're not
on the radio, You're just cruising around looking for moments
that you can break people up and swift.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Justice, swift justice, swift justice. When no one else is
around to help you, you don't do swift justice. And
the Suzuki Swift sign goes up in the air. Yeah,
it just goes out there and then here we come
and the manual of the band out squill.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
And that's great though, because you can get around the
outside of traffic and stuff like that that up on.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
The no problems with all that swet parget room, Like
I call up and then execute a perfect parallel park
pop out right, what's going on here? The nice Stewart
is swift justice Justice. Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I think a mask, like just something that goes over
your eyes, just so people don't know exactly who you are.
So the two sideways, Yeah, just across your eyes with
two holes in it. That way you can keep being
a radio host by morning and then by day your
swift justice Justice.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Swift Justice is like Batman, but with no resources. That
takes too long for the coughs to get there. But
if it's called swift justice, Dwayne Brown's fronting of press
conferences like, well, look, if the bloody police aren't going
to do anything about it, we're going to do something.
So I'll call them swift justice, and you're going swift
justice five thousand ribs on the Donald Dogs. I'd be

(01:03:49):
looking after your man, par your mum and pop shops
or like Daeries, swift justice. We've just been right. I
pull up, put the cities there, and then I take
one for kids, kids in the classrooms. I pull up
and dust the kid in the classrooms.

Speaker 7 (01:04:04):
I mean, let's be honest, there are a lot of
little shits in classrooms and we need to address that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Who are you gonna call justice?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Spread justice excellent to a theater near you just in
time for holiday season?

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
I reckon, I am, I actually gonna have to do
this now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Jerry and Mini, the Hold I Keep Breakfast was our.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Shark buying expedition game because we were yeah, we of
course we got past the four thousand and three hundred
dollars and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Then immediately it went over. And I had thought that
I'd set it to stop at four thousand, three hundred.
Immediately went over. That freak me out. I was like,
what happens to this extra money that's gone over and above?
I said, shoue, we pulled the page now and it's
only like fourteen dollars over. We'll call that an admin fee. Yeah,
And then people said no, no, no, not going to

(01:04:56):
And then you just started donating more and more and
more with love.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Yeah, with love, I have not seen anything that you've
tried to do so far on this give a little expedition,
and look, I've got to be careful here. I can't
throw stones and glasshouses. You're with love. So far, nothing
you've tried to do has.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Worked, has gone right, No, but it's all worked out well. Well,
I would argue that that with love, that means that
means I've actually done even more Edmund. It's like when
me and my mates ran a half marathon and they
all did it around they did it under two hours,
and I did it in almost three hours. And I
was like, what I did was harder than what you did.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
If that's a metaphor for your life right here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Not smarter, just harder.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
The number gets done.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
That's the name of my book. Not smarter, just harder.
I don't mind going the long way around. I didn't
think I was doing that, but but I had anyway.
So we were at right now. Ruda was just saying
off here, four nine hundred and ninety four dollars, yes,
tantalizingly close to five, which I know. I'm the same
as you, Ruder. I want to round that number, I think.

(01:06:05):
So what happens We shot past the four thousand, three
hundred we've sent overnight, got another six hundred where it's
open until Friday, because that's when I set the dead nine.
And I don't know how to change that. But I
think the page needs an update because at the moment
it just says we're trying to raise four three hundred
dollars to buy and shark, and I think people would

(01:06:25):
look at that, give a little page and go, we'll
have done it then, so we need to post it up.
They'd be like, we're going for two.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
We want more, We'll go for to Yeah, we're.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Going back to back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
We want to be the two sharks who shark show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
There's never been a two shark show. There's one one
lady from was it Milford, I think, who had bought
two sharks back in the day, but never has a
commercial radio station had to whip around and bought two sharks.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
People say greedy, yep, that lady greedy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Yeah, would it kill.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Her to just give us one of them and take
her name off one of them and let us get
stuck in there?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Evidently it would. So this again is your chance to
own a shark with Ryan Fox. So they give a
little this up right, now you can go and find it.
As Ryan Fox said, quite hard to find. Now, I
will put my hand up and so yeah, that's my fault.
But you're better off to just google it, yeah, and
then you find it. All the links are up on
our socials as well. It's not that hard to find,

(01:07:17):
to be honest, if you just google it. No update,
I had enough. I had enough.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
I've just done the six bucks and it's five thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Oh how pleasing does that? One thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
A title of the updates We're going again, or We're
going We're going for two. Yeah, we're going for two.
We're going for two. Yeah, going back to back to
back champs. Yep, Okay, they said it couldn't be done.
We're going to be the first ever radio show to
own two Sharks. Yeah, they said it couldn't be done
and it might not be able to be done. They
they said it couldn't be done, They might be right.

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