May 12, 2026 • 18 mins
Today on the show the guys talk about the big Luke Metcalf news out of Mt Smart, and discuss how you round off a big night.
Plus, what should you do if your partner snores?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The HURDARKI Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the podcast Wednesday, the thirteenth of May six.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I know we're going to talk about it on the show,
but on the radio, see Luke Mitcaspin granted a an
opportunity to talk to other clubs about a release from
twenty twenty seven onwards.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well I'd rather have that than him weathering on the vine. Well,
this is the issue. He was definitely weathering on the vine.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I can all agree that he was on the vine
and his weathering, Yeah he was.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
When was he right just before he did his ACL.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
When he was the daim Yeah, lead Award Middle.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I mean I could say that through injury and no
fault of sign and no fault of anyone else, that's
been a complete disaster. Yeah, I think he just disappears.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, it will.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
They often it's been a complete disaster, they call him.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
That'll be a disaster.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It cost the club heaps and money. Yeah, I've got
nothing out of it. Well, I don't know. I mean
did a couple of games last year, but.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Not many half the season. I mean it was around
it was fourteen or six.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I didn't realize that. I thought it was sort of
more sort of early beginning of this.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It was just after they took the delim voting offline,
which is around sixteen.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Goes in cognito goes incognito mode into the dark web. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
And all we know is he was still the best
player in the National Rugby League's but the fact he
wasn't playing in the National Rugby League. I and I'll
probably say this again on the radio show, so forgive
me if I repeat myself.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
My read on this.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And this is a guy that doesn't know anything. Because
I know a lot of people think, you know, you
must talk to everyone, they must all call you up
and ask your opinion on the stuff. They don't.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Who's that? Oh you know we be.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Stacy, Mary Deaker, Cap Murried Deacon.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, he doesn't want my opinion. No, I'm talking the
I'm talking the decision makers.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Beach No, okay, Cameron, George, Yeah, Cam George, Peter, the
Lands Andrew, these guys, Phil Gould, Gus Guild and and
what I'm saying is they're not, you know, but there
is a perception out there that they are.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
There's a perception that that every time I say something,
it's like, well, you know, he knows something because he's
pretty well connected. And I'm obviously i am, but I'm
just saying that they don't you know, I don't know
anything on this and on this front.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So so you're about to say something, but you don't
know anything, but I don't know any Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I don't want to make that clear because I know
a lot of people they see me as the oracle. Yeah,
the oracle in the do In of rugby league, fingers
and Pie's sort of stuff, Mad Butcher of rugby league.
Well there is one of those. But I I'm sort
of like the Graham Low.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
If Graham Low was I don't know, brought up and
way Matty and rural in the nineties and never played rugby.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
League, then they played well wow, if he played one
game for the Kalgi Brothers one didn't realize that they
had twelve hour each way bus trips to play their
games and then pulled out Wow, that is a long yea.
So if you if yeah, that would be yeah, you
would be the Grahame Low. I consider myself a lot
(03:39):
of people do lovely Low. He got Low should have
got low low low. So anyway, what I think has
happened is half actually paid more than any other position.
And so I think I think Metcalf's agents or the managers,
(03:59):
you know, the people, the powers that the powers that
be has teams people, has people today, our people tonight.
I reckon they would have gone to we're being gone, Hey,
we agreed, we're signing an extension. You're going to play
him a halfback? So what's going on? He was back
last week and you played him off the bench. You
(04:19):
started Tanner Boyd. So if you're not going to play
our client at the position that we're agreed where I'd
like to remind you he's likely to make the most money,
then what are we doing here? And we'd like to
seek compassionate grounds to leave. I reckon that's what's going
on here. And he's yeah, okay, Graham, Well doesn't he
(04:44):
already signed? Hasn't he already signed a deal? Yeah? Well,
this is the annoying thing about the rugby the National
Rugby League. What they need to do is sort this
transfer window out because so many because what happens is
a player requests to trade, say they signed for another
two years through yeah, through to the Indonesia like he is.
And I'm not saying again I'm the saying he's gonna
do this. But then what you do is you just
(05:06):
make it so toxic at that team that they're like,
I will fucking leave now. Then you know what I mean?
And that's the leverage. That's basically the only liverage they've got.
And because you can and we've seen it, I mean
the Tigers, it's happened with in recent times. It happens
quite often where it's just like, oh, we'll fucking go now.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Then, So what happens in this situation so he breaks
his contract.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well, they don't break it. The team will say, well.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
We'll release it and someone else has to pay you
the same amount of money that we paid you.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Uh. That's an interesting point. I don't know how that works.
I think I think they do just buy the contract
off them. You'd think so, but I don't know whether they.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Get to renegotiate. Does that does that contract get torn up?
Like both like that's this, here's the contract. Yeah, here's
Luke Mika's contract. They go, but what about the copy
on the email? Hear? What about the email copy? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I think they do.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, you just delete that I mean, sorry, I think,
and delete it from like delete it from your empty,
from your treshbundo.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And then the recently deleted files. Yeah, and that's careful
with the recently deleted.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's what I'm going to say to both of you,
as men in your well say mid forties and midies.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm going late now, wad for.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
With you recently deleted?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And on that note, can I assure a warning too?
Off the back of your warning, close your browser.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Close your browser. Film's a bit of just tidy up.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
A little bit of housekeeping.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
If we could just tidy up behind yourself. Can I
don't leave a miss on the floor and in the basin,
turn the water on and give it a clean.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Can I ass you a warning on the basic if
you're using your phone and you think you're going to
be using your headphones, make sure it's not link to
the family bluetooth.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I would that is just that well, that's just as
a piece of always focus on that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
But unfortunately, some this one person I know their wife
is listening to music in another part of the house
and then somebody went on their phone put the headphones on.
It's like it's not working, turn it up, turn it up,
turned up.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh my god, I've had this as soon as it's
not work, Yeah, you switch it up. I mean, firstly,
switch before you even get watching. Bluetooth off.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Can I just Bluetooth off?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Bluetooth well off, Bluetooth off.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And I've always said that.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I'm really lucky that my speaker upstairs, the main speaker,
the big Orange Bitch, as it's known, the Big Orange Bitch,
turns itself off quite quickly. But will it just connects
quite quickly? Will it turn itself back on again? No?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
For example, I came home hosed one night, and respectfully,
I've we talked about this on the show. I thought,
out of an abundance of respect for my partner, I'm
just going to sit down here and eat my leftovers,
you know, trying to take the age off to hangover
the next day. So respectful, so respectful. No, I don't, but.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That is incredible.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
What what a guy?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I wonder if she wanted.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
To make at you, what a guy didn't come home
for the dinner she cooked for the first time round?
But I ate it cold when he got home from
the pub, like one two in the morning, and what
a guy?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
And what a guy?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
And and I don't want the world to see me now.
And then I was like, I'm going to watch a
Queen's of the Stone Age concert and fall on the laptop.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Where're from?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Actually on my phone, where was the Queens of the
Stone a lot? The word lollapalooza is coming into it.
Oh okay, but I don't know this.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It wasn't Coachella ninety, it wasn't Coachella two thousand and twelve.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
There's no amount of guessing or googling it's going to
remind me of which it is. Anyway. The point is
that I couldn't hear it in my headphones, so I
hit the button and then I.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Heard the.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Of the speaker upstairs, you know the sound we can't
turn up any loudest where it's like I'm maxed out.
And then it just started wailing Queens of the Stone
Age and the bathroom speaker, which, as the crow flies,
is two feet away from her head. Then I hear
her yelling.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I was like, oh, you are right. She's like damn.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I was like, oh sorry, and then I was and
then I was like, you got leftovers. I'm not a
quitter all right, So I was like, oh, click the
drop down through my one eye. I had the Bluetooth
sittings connect to my headphones. Thank you play still connected.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I gave it to two of the best second two
of the best brother and that's just that's just that's love.
I was like, you know what, I love this song
so much. I'm going to play this for the woman
I love so much.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
And she a personally can get back to sleep again quickly.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
She is, but she doesn't think she is, so her
memory of that is that she never got back to
sleep when I got up dishes Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Angry right.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
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Speaker 2 (10:40):
Because I'm one of those people that if I You're
woken up at like eleven thirty. If I get a
bit at ten thirty and I wake up at eleven thirty,
yeah that's you. I'm fucked from. Yeah yeah, two hours same,
So I'm I'm restless her string at that point, Margaret Thatcher.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, but then you have crooked dreams man.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh always.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I fell asleep the other night listening to a podcast
about the wolves that took over parish. Way back in
the day, a bunch of wolves.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Took over Paris. I heard of that.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, well it's a fucking horrible nightmare after that. Wolves everywhere.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah. I've gone off the Ister Sisty just briefly, and
I'm currently on Ben Elton's autobiography. Oh, we talked to him, Yeah,
we did. I wish I had read it before I
talked to him. I wish I really would have. It
really would have helped, because not make me look like
a fucking moron. I mean, I knew a bit about him,
but he came in and I did about ten minutes
(11:39):
of googling before here, and I knew a lot about him.
I knew a lot about the shows. I've watched a
lot of his shows. I don't really know that much.
And now I've got a lot of questions for him.
I didn't know anything. No, you didn't even know who
he was.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
And the only question I asked him, I think I bombed.
I was like, it is a great part of writing
a book that it's there's no feedback on it. You
just get to pour your ideas out uninterrupted. And he's like, no, no,
you're so wrong. The characters talk back to me. So
this is what career tank man.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's okay, mate, they didn't make the radio edit, so
you can chop that chop that. It was on the
full links version on our podcast. If you didn't know
we do a podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yes, it must go back and listen to that at
some stage and just really upset myself. I must really
give give myself some anxiety. Luckily, I've got the switch
in my brain which is just it's a little flick
embarrassing switch that just flicks when anything really bad happens
to me, and it just flicks and it erases all
(12:36):
memory of it ever happening.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Oh look, so do I. But then I have a
member of my immediate family. Then dig it back up
and you know, and you've buried it in the backyard.
They've gone out and dug it.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Up in a camp. Thank you, old bird.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, for anyone wants to know, would just like to
work in the radio or the media. It's like if
you ever fuck something up at work and thought, no,
it's all that right now, imagine that. But everybody saw it,
and we'll mention it every single time.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
There's no Yeah, you need the Tiger Woods, compartmentalizing.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Smashing coke, Jean BEng and white Woman.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, well you can do that and then forget that
you've done it. That's a real guest, Yeah, Jerry.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Do you never get home after a night out and
then you sit on the couch with your phone with
your headphones on, sometimes with your headphones on, sometimes just
on the speaker on your phone. Leftovers, it's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Do you just go to bed?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
That's fucking weird to me. I'm always just on the couch.
What I like to do, actually, part is not over well.
What I like to do is, especially if I've missed,
like for instance, Warriors game, find like a twenty minutes
highlight power. Yeah, fuck, that's that's the stuff, eat the
leftovers and fall asleep on the couch and then half
an hour lad you wake up and you're like.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I hate falling asleep on the couch. Yeah. I refuse
to fall asleep on the couch. I because if I
fall asleep on the couch, I can't give it to sleep.
I'll give my bed and I can't sleep again. As
I was saying before there's.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
An age where it happens, where it starts happening to
you that I think it's the age I'm at. I
feel it coming on sometimes I'm about to old man
on the couch, but I can fight it off.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
But it's but.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
It wasn't something I was aware of, you know, five
years ago. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I luckily I've got two not sounding boards, what's the
word for it, Two great examples in my life of
people that do that. And I hate it. So it
makes me not want to be that. I have my
partner who does it, and I hate it. Every night,
every night she Old Men's. Every night she will be
(14:42):
watching and within I don't know, ten to fifteen minutes
of watching a TV show, she's old manning on the couch.
You though, my dad looks like he's dead. My dad
doesn't turn my dad are your dad regging? Mortass? I've
got photos. I've got a lot of evidence of my dad. Essentially.
I took a photo actually last Christmas. I gave you
my heart last Christmas. I was down at our bench
(15:02):
house and my dad was asleep. And whether it's catching
flies basically like, yeah, could ever? And I send the
three of my mum, this is the man that you married.
I took a picture and I said, this is the
man that you married. And then he came back. She
came back and said, as he finally did, that's good.
(15:25):
Tell me. And then I said, I think he's still breathing,
and she said, she said, well, that'll be easier because
it would have been difficult to go and dispose of
the body. That's the kind of humor you want from
an eighty three year old, you.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Know, until the murder trial and then and then it
looks very different. What did and what position does tussi,
old man? Is that the traditional arms crossed across the chest,
head back, mouth and gape.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh yeah, she's got the mouth of gape. And I've
got a friend of hers who I send the photos too,
so I always, I always documented and then send it.
And that's all. That's the only texts I ever send
to her best friend as photos of her asleep. So well,
our entire communication has just images of her sleep and
we don't even need to say anything back. Like it's
(16:16):
like there it is again again.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
It's going to be hard to explain away in the
murder trop does she ever.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
She hates Tozzy hates that. And it's like, well, don't
get asleep, does she? That's what I say to that
folded double No, she's not. No, she doesn't go that way.
She's always up. She goes up with the mouth.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
With the mouth slightly agape.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, and the mouth goes into a girning position like
she's had too many too much day. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Or she's an old old person about to have a
slow speed rare end fender bender.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yep, she snare, she snare.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Interestingly, she's just started recently, just just a little bit
of snoring on her back and I just but she's
quite happy. I'll just nudge her over and she just
rolls over immediately. It's like she knows what today.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
A little bit of lights.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I've trained to it.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Well, our house sounds like a timber mills ready, pine
just flying around the room. I tell you what you
get in. You're in a room with Joe Jury and
I on tour.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
That's a no. I've heard it. Yeah, yeah, I've heard
it from like a floor below.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
It's like, that's to the point where and actually Heath
and I had this as well. When two snores sleep
in the same room, together. It's a race to the bottom.
It's who can get to sleep first. Yeah, that's famously
That's how Heath ended up in his undis out in
the foyer of the Flesh of Paris hotel because we
both took sleeping pills and we went to sleep. He
(17:45):
woke up, had to go to the bathroom, picked the
wrong door out of the three he had to choose from,
and his door slam shot behind him. Can't wake me
up because I've taken.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
The sleeping o. Easy, easy mistake, easy mistake to make. Yeah, right, alright.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the podcast Wednesday, the thirteenth of May six.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I know we're going to talk about it on the show,
but on the radio, see Luke Mitcaspin granted a an
opportunity to talk to other clubs about a release from
twenty twenty seven onwards.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well I'd rather have that than him weathering on the vine. Well,
this is the issue. He was definitely weathering on the vine.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I can all agree that he was on the vine
and his weathering, Yeah he was.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
When was he right just before he did his ACL.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
When he was the daim Yeah, lead Award Middle.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I mean I could say that through injury and no
fault of sign and no fault of anyone else, that's
been a complete disaster. Yeah, I think he just disappears.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, it will.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
They often it's been a complete disaster, they call him.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
That'll be a disaster.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It cost the club heaps and money. Yeah, I've got
nothing out of it. Well, I don't know. I mean
did a couple of games last year, but.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Not many half the season. I mean it was around
it was fourteen or six.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I didn't realize that. I thought it was sort of
more sort of early beginning of this.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It was just after they took the delim voting offline,
which is around sixteen.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Goes in cognito goes incognito mode into the dark web. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
And all we know is he was still the best
player in the National Rugby League's but the fact he
wasn't playing in the National Rugby League. I and I'll
probably say this again on the radio show, so forgive
me if I repeat myself.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
My read on this.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And this is a guy that doesn't know anything. Because
I know a lot of people think, you know, you
must talk to everyone, they must all call you up
and ask your opinion on the stuff. They don't.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Who's that? Oh you know we be.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Stacy, Mary Deaker, Cap Murried Deacon.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, he doesn't want my opinion. No, I'm talking the
I'm talking the decision makers.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Beach No, okay, Cameron, George, Yeah, Cam George, Peter, the
Lands Andrew, these guys, Phil Gould, Gus Guild and and
what I'm saying is they're not, you know, but there
is a perception out there that they are.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
There's a perception that that every time I say something,
it's like, well, you know, he knows something because he's
pretty well connected. And I'm obviously i am, but I'm
just saying that they don't you know, I don't know
anything on this and on this front.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So so you're about to say something, but you don't
know anything, but I don't know any Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I don't want to make that clear because I know
a lot of people they see me as the oracle. Yeah,
the oracle in the do In of rugby league, fingers
and Pie's sort of stuff, Mad Butcher of rugby league.
Well there is one of those. But I I'm sort
of like the Graham Low.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
If Graham Low was I don't know, brought up and
way Matty and rural in the nineties and never played rugby.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
League, then they played well wow, if he played one
game for the Kalgi Brothers one didn't realize that they
had twelve hour each way bus trips to play their
games and then pulled out Wow, that is a long yea.
So if you if yeah, that would be yeah, you
would be the Grahame Low. I consider myself a lot
(03:39):
of people do lovely Low. He got Low should have
got low low low. So anyway, what I think has
happened is half actually paid more than any other position.
And so I think I think Metcalf's agents or the managers,
(03:59):
you know, the people, the powers that the powers that
be has teams people, has people today, our people tonight.
I reckon they would have gone to we're being gone, Hey,
we agreed, we're signing an extension. You're going to play
him a halfback? So what's going on? He was back
last week and you played him off the bench. You
(04:19):
started Tanner Boyd. So if you're not going to play
our client at the position that we're agreed where I'd
like to remind you he's likely to make the most money,
then what are we doing here? And we'd like to
seek compassionate grounds to leave. I reckon that's what's going
on here. And he's yeah, okay, Graham, Well doesn't he
(04:44):
already signed? Hasn't he already signed a deal? Yeah? Well,
this is the annoying thing about the rugby the National
Rugby League. What they need to do is sort this
transfer window out because so many because what happens is
a player requests to trade, say they signed for another
two years through yeah, through to the Indonesia like he is.
And I'm not saying again I'm the saying he's gonna
do this. But then what you do is you just
(05:06):
make it so toxic at that team that they're like,
I will fucking leave now. Then you know what I mean?
And that's the leverage. That's basically the only liverage they've got.
And because you can and we've seen it, I mean
the Tigers, it's happened with in recent times. It happens
quite often where it's just like, oh, we'll fucking go now.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Then, So what happens in this situation so he breaks
his contract.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well, they don't break it. The team will say, well.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
We'll release it and someone else has to pay you
the same amount of money that we paid you.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Uh. That's an interesting point. I don't know how that works.
I think I think they do just buy the contract
off them. You'd think so, but I don't know whether they.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Get to renegotiate. Does that does that contract get torn up?
Like both like that's this, here's the contract. Yeah, here's
Luke Mika's contract. They go, but what about the copy
on the email? Hear? What about the email copy? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I think they do.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, you just delete that I mean, sorry, I think,
and delete it from like delete it from your empty,
from your treshbundo.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And then the recently deleted files. Yeah, and that's careful
with the recently deleted.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's what I'm going to say to both of you,
as men in your well say mid forties and midies.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm going late now, wad for.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
With you recently deleted?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And on that note, can I assure a warning too?
Off the back of your warning, close your browser.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Close your browser. Film's a bit of just tidy up.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
A little bit of housekeeping.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
If we could just tidy up behind yourself. Can I
don't leave a miss on the floor and in the basin,
turn the water on and give it a clean.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Can I ass you a warning on the basic if
you're using your phone and you think you're going to
be using your headphones, make sure it's not link to
the family bluetooth.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I would that is just that well, that's just as
a piece of always focus on that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
But unfortunately, some this one person I know their wife
is listening to music in another part of the house
and then somebody went on their phone put the headphones on.
It's like it's not working, turn it up, turn it up,
turned up.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh my god, I've had this as soon as it's
not work, Yeah, you switch it up. I mean, firstly,
switch before you even get watching. Bluetooth off.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Can I just Bluetooth off?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Bluetooth well off, Bluetooth off.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And I've always said that.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I'm really lucky that my speaker upstairs, the main speaker,
the big Orange Bitch, as it's known, the Big Orange Bitch,
turns itself off quite quickly. But will it just connects
quite quickly? Will it turn itself back on again? No?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
For example, I came home hosed one night, and respectfully,
I've we talked about this on the show. I thought,
out of an abundance of respect for my partner, I'm
just going to sit down here and eat my leftovers,
you know, trying to take the age off to hangover
the next day. So respectful, so respectful. No, I don't, but.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That is incredible.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
What what a guy?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I wonder if she wanted.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
To make at you, what a guy didn't come home
for the dinner she cooked for the first time round?
But I ate it cold when he got home from
the pub, like one two in the morning, and what
a guy?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
And what a guy?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
And and I don't want the world to see me now.
And then I was like, I'm going to watch a
Queen's of the Stone Age concert and fall on the laptop.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Where're from?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Actually on my phone, where was the Queens of the
Stone a lot? The word lollapalooza is coming into it.
Oh okay, but I don't know this.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It wasn't Coachella ninety, it wasn't Coachella two thousand and twelve.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
There's no amount of guessing or googling it's going to
remind me of which it is. Anyway. The point is
that I couldn't hear it in my headphones, so I
hit the button and then I.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Heard the.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Of the speaker upstairs, you know the sound we can't
turn up any loudest where it's like I'm maxed out.
And then it just started wailing Queens of the Stone
Age and the bathroom speaker, which, as the crow flies,
is two feet away from her head. Then I hear
her yelling.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I was like, oh, you are right. She's like damn.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I was like, oh sorry, and then I was and
then I was like, you got leftovers. I'm not a
quitter all right, So I was like, oh, click the
drop down through my one eye. I had the Bluetooth
sittings connect to my headphones. Thank you play still connected.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I gave it to two of the best second two
of the best brother and that's just that's just that's love.
I was like, you know what, I love this song
so much. I'm going to play this for the woman
I love so much.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
And she a personally can get back to sleep again quickly.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
She is, but she doesn't think she is, so her
memory of that is that she never got back to
sleep when I got up dishes Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Angry right.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
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Speaker 2 (10:40):
Because I'm one of those people that if I You're
woken up at like eleven thirty. If I get a
bit at ten thirty and I wake up at eleven thirty,
yeah that's you. I'm fucked from. Yeah yeah, two hours same,
So I'm I'm restless her string at that point, Margaret Thatcher.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, but then you have crooked dreams man.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh always.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I fell asleep the other night listening to a podcast
about the wolves that took over parish. Way back in
the day, a bunch of wolves.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Took over Paris. I heard of that.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, well it's a fucking horrible nightmare after that. Wolves everywhere.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah. I've gone off the Ister Sisty just briefly, and
I'm currently on Ben Elton's autobiography. Oh, we talked to him, Yeah,
we did. I wish I had read it before I
talked to him. I wish I really would have. It
really would have helped, because not make me look like
a fucking moron. I mean, I knew a bit about him,
but he came in and I did about ten minutes
(11:39):
of googling before here, and I knew a lot about him.
I knew a lot about the shows. I've watched a
lot of his shows. I don't really know that much.
And now I've got a lot of questions for him.
I didn't know anything. No, you didn't even know who
he was.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
And the only question I asked him, I think I bombed.
I was like, it is a great part of writing
a book that it's there's no feedback on it. You
just get to pour your ideas out uninterrupted. And he's like, no, no,
you're so wrong. The characters talk back to me. So
this is what career tank man.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's okay, mate, they didn't make the radio edit, so
you can chop that chop that. It was on the
full links version on our podcast. If you didn't know
we do a podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yes, it must go back and listen to that at
some stage and just really upset myself. I must really
give give myself some anxiety. Luckily, I've got the switch
in my brain which is just it's a little flick
embarrassing switch that just flicks when anything really bad happens
to me, and it just flicks and it erases all
(12:36):
memory of it ever happening.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Oh look, so do I. But then I have a
member of my immediate family. Then dig it back up
and you know, and you've buried it in the backyard.
They've gone out and dug it.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Up in a camp. Thank you, old bird.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, for anyone wants to know, would just like to
work in the radio or the media. It's like if
you ever fuck something up at work and thought, no,
it's all that right now, imagine that. But everybody saw it,
and we'll mention it every single time.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
There's no Yeah, you need the Tiger Woods, compartmentalizing.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Smashing coke, Jean BEng and white Woman.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, well you can do that and then forget that
you've done it. That's a real guest, Yeah, Jerry.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Do you never get home after a night out and
then you sit on the couch with your phone with
your headphones on, sometimes with your headphones on, sometimes just
on the speaker on your phone. Leftovers, it's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Do you just go to bed?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
That's fucking weird to me. I'm always just on the couch.
What I like to do, actually, part is not over well.
What I like to do is, especially if I've missed,
like for instance, Warriors game, find like a twenty minutes
highlight power. Yeah, fuck, that's that's the stuff, eat the
leftovers and fall asleep on the couch and then half
an hour lad you wake up and you're like.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I hate falling asleep on the couch. Yeah. I refuse
to fall asleep on the couch. I because if I
fall asleep on the couch, I can't give it to sleep.
I'll give my bed and I can't sleep again. As
I was saying before there's.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
An age where it happens, where it starts happening to
you that I think it's the age I'm at. I
feel it coming on sometimes I'm about to old man
on the couch, but I can fight it off.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
But it's but.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
It wasn't something I was aware of, you know, five
years ago. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I luckily I've got two not sounding boards, what's the
word for it, Two great examples in my life of
people that do that. And I hate it. So it
makes me not want to be that. I have my
partner who does it, and I hate it. Every night,
every night she Old Men's. Every night she will be
(14:42):
watching and within I don't know, ten to fifteen minutes
of watching a TV show, she's old manning on the couch.
You though, my dad looks like he's dead. My dad
doesn't turn my dad are your dad regging? Mortass? I've
got photos. I've got a lot of evidence of my dad. Essentially.
I took a photo actually last Christmas. I gave you
my heart last Christmas. I was down at our bench
(15:02):
house and my dad was asleep. And whether it's catching
flies basically like, yeah, could ever? And I send the
three of my mum, this is the man that you married.
I took a picture and I said, this is the
man that you married. And then he came back. She
came back and said, as he finally did, that's good.
(15:25):
Tell me. And then I said, I think he's still breathing,
and she said, she said, well, that'll be easier because
it would have been difficult to go and dispose of
the body. That's the kind of humor you want from
an eighty three year old, you.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Know, until the murder trial and then and then it
looks very different. What did and what position does tussi,
old man? Is that the traditional arms crossed across the chest,
head back, mouth and gape.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh yeah, she's got the mouth of gape. And I've
got a friend of hers who I send the photos too,
so I always, I always documented and then send it.
And that's all. That's the only texts I ever send
to her best friend as photos of her asleep. So well,
our entire communication has just images of her sleep and
we don't even need to say anything back. Like it's
(16:16):
like there it is again again.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
It's going to be hard to explain away in the
murder trop does she ever.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
She hates Tozzy hates that. And it's like, well, don't
get asleep, does she? That's what I say to that
folded double No, she's not. No, she doesn't go that way.
She's always up. She goes up with the mouth.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
With the mouth slightly agape.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, and the mouth goes into a girning position like
she's had too many too much day. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Or she's an old old person about to have a
slow speed rare end fender bender.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yep, she snare, she snare.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Interestingly, she's just started recently, just just a little bit
of snoring on her back and I just but she's
quite happy. I'll just nudge her over and she just
rolls over immediately. It's like she knows what today.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
A little bit of lights.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I've trained to it.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Well, our house sounds like a timber mills ready, pine
just flying around the room. I tell you what you
get in. You're in a room with Joe Jury and
I on tour.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
That's a no. I've heard it. Yeah, yeah, I've heard
it from like a floor below.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
It's like, that's to the point where and actually Heath
and I had this as well. When two snores sleep
in the same room, together. It's a race to the bottom.
It's who can get to sleep first. Yeah, that's famously
That's how Heath ended up in his undis out in
the foyer of the Flesh of Paris hotel because we
both took sleeping pills and we went to sleep. He
(17:45):
woke up, had to go to the bathroom, picked the
wrong door out of the three he had to choose from,
and his door slam shot behind him. Can't wake me
up because I've taken.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
The sleeping o. Easy, easy mistake, easy mistake to make. Yeah, right, alright.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
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