June 9, 2026 • 18 mins
Today on the Pod, the team chat about what Social Media was like back in the day and why there is no one on the dance floor...
Plus, Manaia had a Golf incident...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily us spoke content that you won't find on the
radio show The Dark Ki Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the first Bite of the Cherry, the
first podcast to see the sun, the first to see
in a new day of the Day of our Lord,
the tenth of June twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Can I kick this one off today with a little
bit of a golfing conundrum. So we were playing golf yesterday,
the light was getting low. We wanted to get a
beer in at the clubrooms afterwards, and we were on
the whatever hole and then where we were we ended
up right next to the eighteenth T's Buggert Shoe shop.
(00:35):
Over there on the other green, we saw a group
of I would say four at least four potentially more
people on the green. They just got there. One of
the carts was just plowing up to the green. Bugger
will just go. We'll just hop over onto the eighteenth tea.
We'll tee off, we'll hit down, we tea off. We're
going to our second shot. Then all of a sudden
we hear a guy yelling four behind us. He's standing
(00:58):
on the tea box the hole that we're on, and
just tease off while we're on there. Now, obviously we
were in the wrong because we jump. We jumped ahead
of them. There's no way all four of those people
finished that hole out and that amount of time and
only one of them teed off.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So well, yeah, I know what's happened there. Yeah, what
do you think? They've seen you jump in front of
them and and they've got annoyed, and so they've decided
that they're going to teach you a lesson, Yeah, and
try and hit you with a golf board.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
That's exactly what I think, haven there?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Then yell four or fire.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
A warning, maybe not at you, but fire a fucking warning.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You don't really fire warnings in golf because a golf
ball can do a lot of damage. You can kill you. Yeah,
And so that's quite an aggressive maneuver from the dudes
playing through.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, And what I mean obviously we jumped in front
of them. But the only way they could have caught
up to us is if they did finish their whole
out And the only reason they would have done that
was so that they could hit that next shot at us.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Now, can I can I find out a situation around timing?
So what's the light looking like?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, light's fading. Light's fading. That's why we jumped on
the eighteenth.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
So they're worried. They've been maybe playing seventeen holes. Yeah, yeah,
and they're on their last hole. They may maybe saw
you guys jump in front, and they thought, we're not
going to get through. We're not going to finish our round. Yeah,
because potentially these dudes have jumped in front of us.
So you're two, yep, we're there are four.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
There arefore, so we're playing faster than them. They were
still putting on the last hole. As we're turned off,
we thought, I'll just hop in front here. Well, we
won't hold them up.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You know what, if they're putting you, theoretically they I mean,
if they were approaching the green, yeah, you might have
been ahead of them enough. But if they're partting, they
could have just sunk a couple of parts in the
way they go. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
But then what I don't understand is only one of
them teed off.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
So that's probably the guy who's the most aggressive, the
most passed off about.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, teed off and maybe had the best round so far.
And he needs to get that card because it's one
of one of his better cards.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Or potentially had the worst.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Maybe they're playing in the Tuesday scramble as fewman.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh yeah, I'm a bit worried that this might be
an off pod chat rather than on pod chat, and
really there is no such thing, all right, Surely I'm
really interested and nervous to know what kind of people
these people were like race, No, no, no, I want
to know age.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I want to know.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I was thinking, if that was rud of the story,
that definitely would have.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
A snobby where they rude old cunts basically is what
I was hitting for.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I didn't see them really because they never got close enough.
When that guy yelled for for and then teed off,
we just picked our balls up and walked.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Did they yell it in an Asian accent? I didn't
not what I wanted to what they wanted to ask?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
What does an Asian accent sound like really doing? What
would if they were what kind of.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well if I think of Stephen a tongue, how I
used to work good the datacom, he would just say
four because he had a beautiful.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
New Zealand beautiful news for instance, for a beautiful news
inleccent as opposed to maybe a Chinese news inneccent or
an Indian New Zealand or a beautiful New Zealand accents beautiful.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
He had a beautiful one.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Like a normal one, like a normal he's a normal person,
but he's just he was a normal yeah step yeah sure,
born in Parnell.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
So weird. Did these people's ancestors like weird arrived from.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Didn't didn't see them, And again the light was fading.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I was worried that I was potentially going to come
and say something in the club rooms afterwards.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And they didn't say that. They probably took a look
at well that was yeah. I think it's we don't
say anything.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
That was storm. So I was like, look, we are
in the wrong here. They're obviously passed off. Let's just
pack up and we'll go have a beer. I'll show
the beer and songs like yeah sweet. He goes he
did think you know, our other option is.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Back at them.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
He's like, look at them. I reckon, we got them.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Remember that jackass sketch where there was a duds on
a golf course and and Johnny Knoxville was hiding him
with an airhorn.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Formative So good.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's a great skitch because the best but is when
they turn, because every time they make sure that they
leave the head of the of the take quite a
long head on the take because you see them addressing
the ball and you go and you're like the anticipation
that's like, I know they're going to aarhorn them and
then they do. But the best bet has when the
guy with them, those two, the guy with the mustache
(05:52):
and his mate turn and then start smacking the balls
into the bush and then going after them.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
It's very good, man. That was formative my childhood. We
were just talking about that before that in South Park.
Oh yeah, so really sort of performative areas of.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, I remember the first ever South Park cutter in
nineteen I reckon nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm gonna say cantman got an anal probe from an alien.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah, yep. I remember when it aired and I
was like, Wow, this is we're coming and we've come
a long way. And I thought to myself at the time, man,
the future is going to be so interesting, Like there's
going to be some shocking, such shocking stuff. It's going
to be so cool.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, if this is what's goodding about now on TV?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, and then it, and then it softened itself completely,
did a reversal mess. It was quite weird and became
really conservative again. It's like, yeah, I did not see
that one coming. I thought we were going in one
direction and we ended up stopping and going back the
other way.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, And I think the whole it was sort of
around the twenty sixteen everyone's getting canceled and all that
kind of stuff was exactly when it was. I feel
like your generation in particular got the heart. Obviously, the
Boomers got hit the hardest, like they were the cup
bloody say anything anymore. Generation that really couldn't wrap the
(07:11):
head around it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I blame your generation for it. It was your generation generation.
They were like they wanted to put a stake in
the ground, and they because the problem was they were
a bit your generation. If they were to keep going right,
then the direction that our generation went, which was quite
a fall on generation massive drug takers, you know, real wasters.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, eminem fucking you know, wrap well, pushing the boundaries,
fuck yeah, death middle and like rock.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You know, I feel like we've grown up with parents
that still hated us.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
You were rallying against your parents' generation, which was the boomers,
and they were very conservative.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh they were conservative.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
And so then when you guys came along, you were like,
fuck you guys, like that Wouldstock ninety nine documentary. I
don't know if you send that lind Biscuit and all
of that. That was responding to the generation before you. Yeah,
but then probably what happened to us was not that
we're You.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Guys were told that you were loved both your parents
and stuff. We never got that.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
There's a generation problems smacking, and we got we got smacked,
We got smacked, we got caned, we got strapped, and
then we got told that we sucked and we never
amount to anything.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
And we wanted to say, basically, give them the middle finger.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You wanted to rage against the machine we did. You
wanted to say fuck you.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And do what you we did. And then you guys
came along, and you guys had been molly coddled, and.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Our line for what was actually bad was so fucking blurred.
Were like, that's a microaggression. You can't say that against me,
you know what I mean. But then at a certain
point we take over and it's like, hey, you're not
allowed to do this, and that all right?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, I have the control. Don't worry about that. They'll
just use that. They'll just use whatever power they have
at their disposal at that given time.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
But if you're talking generationalationally racial, always racial, gener racial,
it's always racial. I really really got stuck in the
throat then because Jerry and I were reasonably similar in
age then and I was about ten years younger. And
then you think of someone ten years younger, for instance,
someone that used to work on the show mash and
(09:17):
look what the fuck happened to ha?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Man, Well this is the thing. And I mean, God
knows our kids, like it's not I don't know what
they only God knows my kids.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah this stage, well, then they're the first because I
was the first generation to grow up with the Internet.
But I didn't. It wasn't like I don't know, if
you know, I remember a time before the Internet.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I didn't get social media till seventh or so. There
was you know, I remember what it was like getting
about when you didn't have to think about social media.
And then I remember when it first came in and.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It was like BBO Facebook and yeah, well your generation
was the last general to have a personality. I think
so yeah, like an individual personality. It wasn't prescribed to them.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Were you used to? This will probably stress So I
don't know if you could hear me. He doesn't you
hear me? We used to when we'd go out on
the past and we would a girl would bring a
digital camera much like you had the other night, and
would take fucking four hundred photos just on a night
out at like the Globe nightclub in Amroo and then
upload out to the Globe shout of the Globe, free
(10:28):
toasts with your five dollars entrees. Still, guys, I don't
think so. Fat shout out to fat Sallie's shadow, to
fat Selli's shout out to the fat Lady's arms, shout
out to fat ladies in general. And that brings me
back to Zway. So they would upload, they who would
upload like four hundred photos completely unedited of just fucking everything,
and it would be you know, whatever date or something,
(10:52):
just an entire album up on Facebook and it was
just whatever the fuck happened. So if you're black out
in the corner of the room, that's up there. If
someone's asking someone that they shouldn't have been, that's up there.
That's all every single photo up there was just horrific
social media censorship, no censorship, and we didn't give a
fun because we didn't think that was ever going to
come back. We only thought that there was our mates
(11:12):
that were going to see that. And only a couple
of years ago, me and Lane and Kate Britton and
Joe and stuff sat out in the office and all
went through each other's Facebook profiles. I think Lane deleted
his after that. Exerce I deleted a bunch of photos
and Facebook statuses as well as back in the day,
if you left your Facebook logged in, because this is
all on desktop there were no apps back then.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
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Speaker 3 (11:44):
If you left your Facebook logged in, your mates would
get on there and be like, I love boys, and
then like a million like rainbow community pages, and then
that's just your whole thing. Then your dad's ringing good stuff. Yeah. So, yeah,
we had social media, but it didn't impact the way
that we behaved. But remember when we went into that
nightclub and that lady called you, sir and charge your
(12:05):
five dollar entry for in bay. Yes, we I noticed
no one was dancing, dance floor packed, no one dancing,
and I think it's because they don't want to get
filmed dancing and see themselves the next day.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's a good question. There was no one dancing, was there?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It was No dance floor was packed.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Though. The weirdest thing is just people experiencing everything with
their phone's. You know, you go to a concert. Now,
you go to a dance party and everybody has their
phone up. Yeah, and I wonder did they even watch that?
You just post it? Do they put it on too?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, because you're not. You're not watching it now.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
No, if it's not on your if it's not on
your Instagram.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yep. You know. I watched a person at the the
Eiffel Tower that's in Paris and you guys heard of it.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, yep.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I watched a man there who didn't look at the
tower once, but took a million selfies of himself in
front of it and then just left. And I was like,
that's how your experience in the world, Yeah, through like
photos of your own face or things in the background.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's super concerning because, as you said, you your generation,
they had a little bit of perspective. But the most
concerning thing you see now is kids out at dinner
or something and the three year olds and they're watching
a screen. That gives me the absolute heavy.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Dubies speaking of three year olds watching a screen welcoming
onto the studio, Zoe.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Valid your splits valid.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
I think it's all fair enough. Yeah, you guys just
you know, slagging off the genss.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I was laying them all off to be fair.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
But I think we're bringing it back, are you.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
I think my generation now sees all the like five
year old kids with iPads, which is your generations kids. Sure, yes, yes,
I think we're seeing that now and we're going on now,
hang on you.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Are I just pointed out your kids. It's the gin
of the one of they some of.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
The mistakes you've made parents.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Wat's me and I are again millennial.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's the millennials kids that are the concern. I mean
our kids, My kids are also a concern. But I
but were you were trying we're trying to cut they
just I see overseas in the UK just yesterday, kirs
Arma has brought in a new thing for social media, Facebook,
et cetera. They're not allowed to have kids are not
(14:26):
allowed to send neudes to each other, so they're not
allowed to view nudes. It's not worse. So he's trying
to bring in a thing because they've worked out that's
something like eighty percent of all sexual violence now with
kids is through apps. So it's it's nerds sent to
(14:46):
so it's it's sorry, it's self created. So kids will
send take photos of themselves. Well I think on the Internet,
and they don't. Yeah, they don't know where it ends up.
Next thing, you know, predators, sexual predators are using it.
It's like that, that's the that's the thing. That's not
that people are not actually perpetrating sexual predatory things in
(15:09):
real time. They're just doing it all on the on devices.
And so he's like, yeah, it's he's like social media outlets.
You've got a lot of technology that you're suppose you
can do a lot of stuff. You could do more
to stop the harm that's occurring for kids, and your
responsibility to do it and use it on a three
months which is quite interesting.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, exactly, That's what I always wanted Keith have to
sit there and go through all these photos and find
the naked kids.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
The enforcing it is a problems, but it's also a
problem when you've got a government that can't control an organization,
like if they if they can come up with a
role and then the and then the organization says well, sorry,
we can't control that.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Or we're not in your countries. So you get no juice.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
When does that even happen in the history of the world.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
I reckon there would be a way to do it, because,
for instance, my friend put up a topless photo of
one of his kids on Facebook probably about five years ago.
That thing was fucking gone, and he was actually libering.
He's like, first of all, it's a boy.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
That's public, like the post of the public, like snapchat fund.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I'm just thinking, if that's five years ago the technology
was there, then surely by now things are catching up.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
And he's talking about licenses to even operate snapchats, so
you you so it actually knows how old that to
have a device you have to have such.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Old man, I don't know quite how that you wouldn't
be able to enforce it.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Roadblocks is doing that. Now you've got different levels of
that game Roadblocks, which my son plays and your son plays, Jerry,
Oh god, probably, and you've got like the sixteen and
over version and the nine to sixteen version and then
the undernine.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Pornhub's got that too, and you just click a button
in your think that's what Jerry was saying. I think
this sounds to me like when that when it's when
politicians are trying to talk about social media and how
to enforce the stuff. It reminds me of when Uber
first came out. There was a politician that stood up
in our parliament and was like, what's to stop me
from walking out there right now flagging down an ober
and hopping in. I've got no idea who's driving it.
(17:08):
It's like, hey, you don't flag overs down, So this
is yeah, it's just not gonna Yeah. But do you
think so when I you know, when I saw the
all the people not dancing on the dance floor at
the nightclub, do you think a big part of this
because they don't want to be filmed and they don't
want to see themselves.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
Probably a lot of it is like self consciousness, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Because you don't want to get flamed on the internet
and be like, look, at this.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
You know, oh, because everyone since you do anything mildly
embarrassing in your website of camera.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
It's filmed.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
I noticed this every wedding I've been met with Jeff's
younger cousins. They all have their phones out on the
dance floor and I'm like, if that comes anywhere near me,
on throwing it out the fucking room. You don't want
to film.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
People on the dance looks good dancing dancing, and no one.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Wants to see that the next day. Yeah, and if
they actually are a good dancer, that's even more cruinge,
so it don't actual dancing wing. Yeah, he's done for
the yard.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, so you reckon.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
That's I reckon. That's why they don't drink as much,
because they are afraid of losing control and doing dumb
shit and being filmed doing it.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
And they've definitely been I've definitely been given the full
like every access to all the information about all the stats.
And nowadays you really know the harms of stuff. Like
when I was growing up here, you had heard some stuff,
but you didn't really believe it. I think it's even
people have lied to us quite a lot about the
you know, drugs, and alcohol. They were like, if you
take LST you will jump out of the building, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I think they didn't fly.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
And then it's like, hold on, you didn't take LST,
and you go, that's a load of shit.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I think it's even just you see your mate get
filmed thrown up in a bush or something and then
see that on Instagram and hear everyone talking about it
at school.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We've got to go, but Jerry and Maniah. Catch the
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Daily us spoke content that you won't find on the
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the first Bite of the Cherry, the
first podcast to see the sun, the first to see
in a new day of the Day of our Lord,
the tenth of June twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Can I kick this one off today with a little
bit of a golfing conundrum. So we were playing golf yesterday,
the light was getting low. We wanted to get a
beer in at the clubrooms afterwards, and we were on
the whatever hole and then where we were we ended
up right next to the eighteenth T's Buggert Shoe shop.
(00:35):
Over there on the other green, we saw a group
of I would say four at least four potentially more
people on the green. They just got there. One of
the carts was just plowing up to the green. Bugger
will just go. We'll just hop over onto the eighteenth tea.
We'll tee off, we'll hit down, we tea off. We're
going to our second shot. Then all of a sudden
we hear a guy yelling four behind us. He's standing
(00:58):
on the tea box the hole that we're on, and
just tease off while we're on there. Now, obviously we
were in the wrong because we jump. We jumped ahead
of them. There's no way all four of those people
finished that hole out and that amount of time and
only one of them teed off.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So well, yeah, I know what's happened there. Yeah, what
do you think? They've seen you jump in front of
them and and they've got annoyed, and so they've decided
that they're going to teach you a lesson, Yeah, and
try and hit you with a golf board.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
That's exactly what I think, haven there?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Then yell four or fire.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
A warning, maybe not at you, but fire a fucking warning.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You don't really fire warnings in golf because a golf
ball can do a lot of damage. You can kill you. Yeah,
And so that's quite an aggressive maneuver from the dudes
playing through.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, And what I mean obviously we jumped in front
of them. But the only way they could have caught
up to us is if they did finish their whole
out And the only reason they would have done that
was so that they could hit that next shot at us.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Now, can I can I find out a situation around timing?
So what's the light looking like?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, light's fading. Light's fading. That's why we jumped on
the eighteenth.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
So they're worried. They've been maybe playing seventeen holes. Yeah, yeah,
and they're on their last hole. They may maybe saw
you guys jump in front, and they thought, we're not
going to get through. We're not going to finish our round. Yeah,
because potentially these dudes have jumped in front of us.
So you're two, yep, we're there are four.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
There arefore, so we're playing faster than them. They were
still putting on the last hole. As we're turned off,
we thought, I'll just hop in front here. Well, we
won't hold them up.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You know what, if they're putting you, theoretically they I mean,
if they were approaching the green, yeah, you might have
been ahead of them enough. But if they're partting, they
could have just sunk a couple of parts in the
way they go. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
But then what I don't understand is only one of
them teed off.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
So that's probably the guy who's the most aggressive, the
most passed off about.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, teed off and maybe had the best round so far.
And he needs to get that card because it's one
of one of his better cards.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Or potentially had the worst.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Maybe they're playing in the Tuesday scramble as fewman.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh yeah, I'm a bit worried that this might be
an off pod chat rather than on pod chat, and
really there is no such thing, all right, Surely I'm
really interested and nervous to know what kind of people
these people were like race, No, no, no, I want
to know age.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I want to know.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I was thinking, if that was rud of the story,
that definitely would have.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
A snobby where they rude old cunts basically is what
I was hitting for.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I didn't see them really because they never got close enough.
When that guy yelled for for and then teed off,
we just picked our balls up and walked.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Did they yell it in an Asian accent? I didn't
not what I wanted to what they wanted to ask?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
What does an Asian accent sound like really doing? What
would if they were what kind of.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well if I think of Stephen a tongue, how I
used to work good the datacom, he would just say
four because he had a beautiful.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
New Zealand beautiful news for instance, for a beautiful news
inleccent as opposed to maybe a Chinese news inneccent or
an Indian New Zealand or a beautiful New Zealand accents beautiful.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
He had a beautiful one.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Like a normal one, like a normal he's a normal person,
but he's just he was a normal yeah step yeah sure,
born in Parnell.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
So weird. Did these people's ancestors like weird arrived from.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Didn't didn't see them, And again the light was fading.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I was worried that I was potentially going to come
and say something in the club rooms afterwards.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And they didn't say that. They probably took a look
at well that was yeah. I think it's we don't
say anything.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
That was storm. So I was like, look, we are
in the wrong here. They're obviously passed off. Let's just
pack up and we'll go have a beer. I'll show
the beer and songs like yeah sweet. He goes he
did think you know, our other option is.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Back at them.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
He's like, look at them. I reckon, we got them.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Remember that jackass sketch where there was a duds on
a golf course and and Johnny Knoxville was hiding him
with an airhorn.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Formative So good.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's a great skitch because the best but is when
they turn, because every time they make sure that they
leave the head of the of the take quite a
long head on the take because you see them addressing
the ball and you go and you're like the anticipation
that's like, I know they're going to aarhorn them and
then they do. But the best bet has when the
guy with them, those two, the guy with the mustache
(05:52):
and his mate turn and then start smacking the balls
into the bush and then going after them.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
It's very good, man. That was formative my childhood. We
were just talking about that before that in South Park.
Oh yeah, so really sort of performative areas of.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, I remember the first ever South Park cutter in
nineteen I reckon nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm gonna say cantman got an anal probe from an alien.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah, yep. I remember when it aired and I
was like, Wow, this is we're coming and we've come
a long way. And I thought to myself at the time, man,
the future is going to be so interesting, Like there's
going to be some shocking, such shocking stuff. It's going
to be so cool.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, if this is what's goodding about now on TV?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, and then it, and then it softened itself completely,
did a reversal mess. It was quite weird and became
really conservative again. It's like, yeah, I did not see
that one coming. I thought we were going in one
direction and we ended up stopping and going back the
other way.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, And I think the whole it was sort of
around the twenty sixteen everyone's getting canceled and all that
kind of stuff was exactly when it was. I feel
like your generation in particular got the heart. Obviously, the
Boomers got hit the hardest, like they were the cup
bloody say anything anymore. Generation that really couldn't wrap the
(07:11):
head around it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I blame your generation for it. It was your generation generation.
They were like they wanted to put a stake in
the ground, and they because the problem was they were
a bit your generation. If they were to keep going right,
then the direction that our generation went, which was quite
a fall on generation massive drug takers, you know, real wasters.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, eminem fucking you know, wrap well, pushing the boundaries,
fuck yeah, death middle and like rock.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You know, I feel like we've grown up with parents
that still hated us.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
You were rallying against your parents' generation, which was the boomers,
and they were very conservative.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh they were conservative.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
And so then when you guys came along, you were like,
fuck you guys, like that Wouldstock ninety nine documentary. I
don't know if you send that lind Biscuit and all
of that. That was responding to the generation before you. Yeah,
but then probably what happened to us was not that
we're You.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Guys were told that you were loved both your parents
and stuff. We never got that.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
There's a generation problems smacking, and we got we got smacked,
We got smacked, we got caned, we got strapped, and
then we got told that we sucked and we never
amount to anything.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
And we wanted to say, basically, give them the middle finger.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You wanted to rage against the machine we did. You
wanted to say fuck you.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And do what you we did. And then you guys
came along, and you guys had been molly coddled, and.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Our line for what was actually bad was so fucking blurred.
Were like, that's a microaggression. You can't say that against me,
you know what I mean. But then at a certain
point we take over and it's like, hey, you're not
allowed to do this, and that all right?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, I have the control. Don't worry about that. They'll
just use that. They'll just use whatever power they have
at their disposal at that given time.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
But if you're talking generationalationally racial, always racial, gener racial,
it's always racial. I really really got stuck in the
throat then because Jerry and I were reasonably similar in
age then and I was about ten years younger. And
then you think of someone ten years younger, for instance,
someone that used to work on the show mash and
(09:17):
look what the fuck happened to ha?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Man, Well this is the thing. And I mean, God
knows our kids, like it's not I don't know what
they only God knows my kids.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah this stage, well, then they're the first because I
was the first generation to grow up with the Internet.
But I didn't. It wasn't like I don't know, if
you know, I remember a time before the Internet.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I didn't get social media till seventh or so. There
was you know, I remember what it was like getting
about when you didn't have to think about social media.
And then I remember when it first came in and.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It was like BBO Facebook and yeah, well your generation
was the last general to have a personality. I think
so yeah, like an individual personality. It wasn't prescribed to them.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Were you used to? This will probably stress So I
don't know if you could hear me. He doesn't you
hear me? We used to when we'd go out on
the past and we would a girl would bring a
digital camera much like you had the other night, and
would take fucking four hundred photos just on a night
out at like the Globe nightclub in Amroo and then
upload out to the Globe shout of the Globe, free
(10:28):
toasts with your five dollars entrees. Still, guys, I don't
think so. Fat shout out to fat Sallie's shadow, to
fat Selli's shout out to the fat Lady's arms, shout
out to fat ladies in general. And that brings me
back to Zway. So they would upload, they who would
upload like four hundred photos completely unedited of just fucking everything,
and it would be you know, whatever date or something,
(10:52):
just an entire album up on Facebook and it was
just whatever the fuck happened. So if you're black out
in the corner of the room, that's up there. If
someone's asking someone that they shouldn't have been, that's up there.
That's all every single photo up there was just horrific
social media censorship, no censorship, and we didn't give a
fun because we didn't think that was ever going to
come back. We only thought that there was our mates
(11:12):
that were going to see that. And only a couple
of years ago, me and Lane and Kate Britton and
Joe and stuff sat out in the office and all
went through each other's Facebook profiles. I think Lane deleted
his after that. Exerce I deleted a bunch of photos
and Facebook statuses as well as back in the day,
if you left your Facebook logged in, because this is
all on desktop there were no apps back then.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
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Speaker 3 (11:44):
If you left your Facebook logged in, your mates would
get on there and be like, I love boys, and
then like a million like rainbow community pages, and then
that's just your whole thing. Then your dad's ringing good stuff. Yeah. So, yeah,
we had social media, but it didn't impact the way
that we behaved. But remember when we went into that
nightclub and that lady called you, sir and charge your
(12:05):
five dollar entry for in bay. Yes, we I noticed
no one was dancing, dance floor packed, no one dancing,
and I think it's because they don't want to get
filmed dancing and see themselves the next day.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's a good question. There was no one dancing, was there?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It was No dance floor was packed.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Though. The weirdest thing is just people experiencing everything with
their phone's. You know, you go to a concert. Now,
you go to a dance party and everybody has their
phone up. Yeah, and I wonder did they even watch that?
You just post it? Do they put it on too?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, because you're not. You're not watching it now.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
No, if it's not on your if it's not on
your Instagram.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yep. You know. I watched a person at the the
Eiffel Tower that's in Paris and you guys heard of it.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, yep.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I watched a man there who didn't look at the
tower once, but took a million selfies of himself in
front of it and then just left. And I was like,
that's how your experience in the world, Yeah, through like
photos of your own face or things in the background.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's super concerning because, as you said, you your generation,
they had a little bit of perspective. But the most
concerning thing you see now is kids out at dinner
or something and the three year olds and they're watching
a screen. That gives me the absolute heavy.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Dubies speaking of three year olds watching a screen welcoming
onto the studio, Zoe.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Valid your splits valid.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
I think it's all fair enough. Yeah, you guys just
you know, slagging off the genss.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I was laying them all off to be fair.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
But I think we're bringing it back, are you.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
I think my generation now sees all the like five
year old kids with iPads, which is your generations kids. Sure, yes, yes,
I think we're seeing that now and we're going on now,
hang on you.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Are I just pointed out your kids. It's the gin
of the one of they some of.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
The mistakes you've made parents.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Wat's me and I are again millennial.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's the millennials kids that are the concern. I mean
our kids, My kids are also a concern. But I
but were you were trying we're trying to cut they
just I see overseas in the UK just yesterday, kirs
Arma has brought in a new thing for social media, Facebook,
et cetera. They're not allowed to have kids are not
(14:26):
allowed to send neudes to each other, so they're not
allowed to view nudes. It's not worse. So he's trying
to bring in a thing because they've worked out that's
something like eighty percent of all sexual violence now with
kids is through apps. So it's it's nerds sent to
(14:46):
so it's it's sorry, it's self created. So kids will
send take photos of themselves. Well I think on the Internet,
and they don't. Yeah, they don't know where it ends up.
Next thing, you know, predators, sexual predators are using it.
It's like that, that's the that's the thing. That's not
that people are not actually perpetrating sexual predatory things in
(15:09):
real time. They're just doing it all on the on devices.
And so he's like, yeah, it's he's like social media outlets.
You've got a lot of technology that you're suppose you
can do a lot of stuff. You could do more
to stop the harm that's occurring for kids, and your
responsibility to do it and use it on a three
months which is quite interesting.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, exactly, That's what I always wanted Keith have to
sit there and go through all these photos and find
the naked kids.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
The enforcing it is a problems, but it's also a
problem when you've got a government that can't control an organization,
like if they if they can come up with a
role and then the and then the organization says well, sorry,
we can't control that.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Or we're not in your countries. So you get no juice.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
When does that even happen in the history of the world.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
I reckon there would be a way to do it, because,
for instance, my friend put up a topless photo of
one of his kids on Facebook probably about five years ago.
That thing was fucking gone, and he was actually libering.
He's like, first of all, it's a boy.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
That's public, like the post of the public, like snapchat fund.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I'm just thinking, if that's five years ago the technology
was there, then surely by now things are catching up.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
And he's talking about licenses to even operate snapchats, so
you you so it actually knows how old that to
have a device you have to have such.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Old man, I don't know quite how that you wouldn't
be able to enforce it.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Roadblocks is doing that. Now you've got different levels of
that game Roadblocks, which my son plays and your son plays, Jerry,
Oh god, probably, and you've got like the sixteen and
over version and the nine to sixteen version and then
the undernine.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Pornhub's got that too, and you just click a button
in your think that's what Jerry was saying. I think
this sounds to me like when that when it's when
politicians are trying to talk about social media and how
to enforce the stuff. It reminds me of when Uber
first came out. There was a politician that stood up
in our parliament and was like, what's to stop me
from walking out there right now flagging down an ober
and hopping in. I've got no idea who's driving it.
(17:08):
It's like, hey, you don't flag overs down, So this
is yeah, it's just not gonna Yeah. But do you
think so when I you know, when I saw the
all the people not dancing on the dance floor at
the nightclub, do you think a big part of this
because they don't want to be filmed and they don't
want to see themselves.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
Probably a lot of it is like self consciousness, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Because you don't want to get flamed on the internet
and be like, look, at this.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
You know, oh, because everyone since you do anything mildly
embarrassing in your website of camera.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
It's filmed.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
I noticed this every wedding I've been met with Jeff's
younger cousins. They all have their phones out on the
dance floor and I'm like, if that comes anywhere near me,
on throwing it out the fucking room. You don't want
to film.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
People on the dance looks good dancing dancing, and no one.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Wants to see that the next day. Yeah, and if
they actually are a good dancer, that's even more cruinge,
so it don't actual dancing wing. Yeah, he's done for
the yard.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, so you reckon.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
That's I reckon. That's why they don't drink as much,
because they are afraid of losing control and doing dumb
shit and being filmed doing it.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
And they've definitely been I've definitely been given the full
like every access to all the information about all the stats.
And nowadays you really know the harms of stuff. Like
when I was growing up here, you had heard some stuff,
but you didn't really believe it. I think it's even
people have lied to us quite a lot about the
you know, drugs, and alcohol. They were like, if you
take LST you will jump out of the building, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I think they didn't fly.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
And then it's like, hold on, you didn't take LST,
and you go, that's a load of shit.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I think it's even just you see your mate get
filmed thrown up in a bush or something and then
see that on Instagram and hear everyone talking about it
at school.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We've got to go, but Jerry and Maniah. Catch the
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