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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hot Breakfast gets it for winter with buttings trade.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jerry and the Naya the Hodaki Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome along to the Hiderkery Breakfast Tuesday at the ninth,
twenty twenty six. My name's Jerry. Was has been nice
sew it?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I just sort of half pay missed that headlines the
state of emergency down there in Wellington.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, I just having a lot here. There's some massive
swells up to ten meters potentially hitting the southern coast
of Wellington area.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, no, there forgive me with my geography here. Isn't
that we're all the pooss? So is that ten meter
tidal waves of poos washing up on the south shore
of Wellington.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I believe ten meter poohs are expected.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Ten meter long.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Crose thoughts and prayers, Wellington, reach out, Let me know
how you're going, if you've benefit affected by the poon
army or not so.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
The Wellington Regional Emergency Management said the swells tomorrow, which
is actually today, could be amongst the largest to hit
the region in recent years. Wow wow, So yeah, apparently
the worst time is going to be nine am this morning, right,
and again high tide which is going to be an
hour later hours tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeaheah, she's thoughts some pres no days off it. No,
can't beat it on a good day. But I'll tell
you what, when the tsunamis of ship washing up on shore,
he can definitely beat it.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I've got a friend who's currently off the shore off
the east coast of the South Island and a kneewer
research vessel.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's a researcher or she the.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Fish stocks in New Zealand and they are going to
have to pull into port.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I think they're calling those research vessels.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Are they some pretty unusual photos.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Some unsustainable research and practices.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
They have been dredging the sea bottom. You could do it,
to be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Welcome on to the show.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Nice to have you with us.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Hey, great news everyone the world has its first trillionaire.
Awesome news.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You know what you know when you look around and
people people are broke. Every a lucky run's broke. But
I always wondered, like there's still the same amount of money.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So if I've got you've got two bananas, I've got
two bananas. Routers got two bananas? You end up with
all of them. At least I know where all the
bananas are gone, you know what I mean, They don't
just disappear. Well, I've just figured out where it's all gone.
He's got it all.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It's gone to Elon Musk.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I know they used to cut people's heads off of
this kind of stuff back in the day.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, So what's happened the way he's got to this point?
He owns two hundred and seventy three billion dollars worth
of stock and Tesla. That's US dollars, And.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Now doesn't make a difference of that scale, does it?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No? Seventy three more than two hundred and seventy three
billions US dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, still can't wrap my head around it.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
About about half half a trillion New Zealand dollars. And
then he so SpaceX is about to do an initial
public offering, and so if that goes as planned, then
he will have an additional eight hundred and forty one
billion dollars as part of that deal. So it's one
(03:10):
point one trillion good stuff for Muskie us.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Good Now will will he then be happy? Well that
if he gets to the trillion, like it doesn't seem
like he's happy enough just with two hundred and seventy
three billion.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, you know, he lives in that weird little portacom thing.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't I don't know where he lives in.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
This weird little portocom thing. So he doesn't have a
He doesn't believe in possessions, So he doesn't believe in material.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I know, my tesla. Everyone I don't believe him. Doesn't
he or does he go on podcasts and say that
he doesn't believe in possessions.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
He doesn't live in a like he lives in this
in the office that he works at. He's a weirdo.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, like, let's be clear, Oh you've got to be
a bit trillion here.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
He's a weirdo. It's like when he talks. I've always interviews.
When he talks, he stopped and it's like he's rebooting
the whole time. Yeah, he doesn't think or act or
he's not a normal person.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, you can't be, because because I think that a
normal person once you got to one, Billy, you'd be like,
thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
It's been a wild ride. I'm going to be on
a beach for the rest of eternity.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Turns out that's not.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The way it works.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Most people who have a billion dollars don't think that
they're safe or secure.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's how they get to a billion dollars, I suppose.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And then they're worried about they are insecure, that they
just don't have enough to live, right, it's some weird
psychological thing. You can never have enough.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's how I think I could. But that's why I'll
never get a trillion dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It just doesn't some weird thing in your brain. It doesn't.
It just doesn't. Nothing is enough for a human. We
just always want more. That's just how we are. Yeah,
I guess that's how we're programmed. I'm having a look.
So when he does. What will be interesting is what
happens when he dies, because what's what's he doing with
as well? He's got thirteen kids. I'm interested in what
(05:06):
he's doing with as well. He's got thirteen kids. Justine
Wilson's his first wife.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
He's got three kids to her Westalkland comedian.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
He's got three kids to Auckland comedian Justine Wilson, Nevada
Griffin and Kai hold On, Kay Saxon and Damien No.
He's got Fight, he's got five, he's got hold On,
he's got six, Griffin and Vivian, there's Nevada, there's Kay
Saxon and Damien. So those are those are his kids.
To Justine Wilson, the comedian from Westdalkland. Then he's got Grimes,
(05:37):
his ex partner. He's got x A A x I I,
who was the son born in twenty twenty. He's got
ex a dark Sidaryl a daughter. He's got Techno Mackeneus
known as Toe named after to head three Grimes. And
then he's got Chavon Zillis, who's a neural executive. He's
(06:00):
got Strider and Azure, the twins zero, he's got Arcadia,
he's got Selden like Urgis. And then to his other partner,
Ashley sint Clair, he's got Romulus.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Remus and shortly well good good on them. So I
don't know what he can do with the Spis.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
So were they they what do you say?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Four different women?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Three, four different women, So he's probably a four custom
bit trillion and bloody four you know what's it called
child payments.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And having a look at okay, trillion dollars, So what
is a trillion dollars. It's the economies of most countries.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Would we be at probably not.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
No, we're at two hundred and seventy nine billion, So
he's already.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Outpaced US yep five times, so he's about he's just
a little bit more than Taiwan, which is a nine
hundred and seventy seven billion, Ireland seven hundred and seventy
nine billion.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I mean, there's some big countries there, Sweden seven hundred
and sixty, Singapore's sixty sixty, So you know all the
property and Houston, which is the third largest city in
the US, is not a trillion dollars great metric.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's how you know. I didn't understand what a trillion
was when you said, because I know the exact amount
of buildings that there are in Houston. I've just been
there and I know their value and all of them,
so I now understand.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I reckon this one will do you. All of the
professional sports teams in the world, all of all of
them are about a trillion dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, the Warrior is making up about three million of that.
So yeah, look, that's all of.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
The professional sports teams in the world. I mean, you know,
obviously Dallas. Cowboy is the most expensive. That's worth thirteen billion,
So that's only thirteen billion.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But the Saudi's an those, so it's gonna have to
buy them off.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Then first.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Get on.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, it's good, good news.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
We should always saying for him.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, Stoke, I've one hundred bucks Jerry.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
We're celebrating the first trillionaire this morning. It's huge elebrations
across the office. We've cracked open a bottle of export
Ultra yep, and we'll be toasting the world's richest man.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah, good god, good on him.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Man, just just the kid had pulled himself up by
his bootstraps. So are trillion dollars I've got no I mean,
I know it's more than all of the property in Houston, Texas.
I know it's more than all of the all of
the what is it professional sports franchise around the world.
It's funny I follow this page that talks about how
much players make in the NBA. The NBA contracts Iwader.
(08:33):
I mean Steven Adams is over one hundred million dollars himself,
which again I've got no reference point for. So he
tries to put it into and reference. So one of
them is you could make two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars a year for over seven hundred years and still
not have made the same amount as Alan Krabb did
and a ten year NBA career. Wow, Now have you
(08:56):
ever heard Alan Krab?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, most people who follow the NBA probably don't even
know who Alan Krab is. Right, he just is just
our player.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
How many years was that? Seven hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Seven hundred fifty years, two and fifty thousand dollars a year? Wow,
there is the amount of eye ordering money that they make.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
It's it's it's monopoly money, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
It is silly. I mean, one trillion dollars is just
to get your hit around. It is a million million dollars.
So it's a million million. So that's that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You've been a million dollars a million times?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, So, I mean it's impossible to spend it. So
if you were to spend a million dollars every hour
of every day in your lifetime, yeah, well just for
so how long would tell it will take you one
hundred years to spend a trillion dollars, a million dollars
every hour you have to spend, yeah, your life.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
See, basically buying twenty four houses a day. Yeah, twenty
four of the median houses in New Zealand. You're in Longland,
probably in your life every day for one hundred years. Yeah,
from the moment you're born to the moment you carget.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, so about six thousand houses a year sort of thing,
and you still couldn't and you still couldn't spend it.
I mean, it's it's nuts.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Again, it's hard to wrap your head around these numbers.
But you know how someone won a lot of twenty
eight million dollars last week. It would be sixty seven
thousand times that Elon Musk's wealth. So he could give
twenty eight million to sixty seven thousand people. And then
he's like, I'm out, I'm done, I'm clear.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah. I mean, you could do a lot of good
with that money, don't you? Reckon? You could do a
lot of good. You could solve you could, but I mean,
could you.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Well, he's going to get us off the planet. That's
the good he's going to do. Oh okay, he's going
to get us out of here. That's good.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I mean, I think you could probably go and you know,
you could pay down a couple of people's mortgages who
are struggling.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, I'm currently in New Zealand. Yeah, I googled it
as well. You could give every person on earth one
hundred and thirty three bucks, which I think for you know,
for people in developing countries, that'll be life changing amount
of money. Yep, for us, it's probably an afternoon at
the pub. But yeah, but imagine how much better of
the world would be if he did it.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, your point, I thought was an interesting one. Where
does it? Where does it come from? Like there's a
certain amount of money in the world at any given time,
and it goes it's distributed amongst people. Yes, and so
at the moment there's just this huge someone in someone's pocket.
If you see it on a graph, it's one person
(11:27):
with a trillion of it's whole countries that don't even
in one country.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
This is why I've never cared about money, because it's
I don't say it as my money. It existed before
I had it. The only reason I have it is
to give it to someone else. I couldn't kill this,
it's my money. It's your money. It's just the money,
and I don't give whether it's in my pocket or yours,
as long as everyone's doing all right.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Chucks your case Academy to clean you out, Jerry in
the night the breakfast time for your latest sport headlines
thanks to export Ultra the BF. Here captain Ben Stokes
and pastballer Gus Atkinson are being investigated by the England
Cricket Board over a nightclub incident following the first Test.
(12:08):
When over the black Caps we Go, England credits say
they are inquiring over a breach off teen protocols in
the early hours of Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
What was their protocol? Because they have been on the
purse after or during every single game they've ever played.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
The England's men's team currently has a midnight curfew.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Wow do you go?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Both white ball and reball players and staff. The ACB
are seeking further information and an announcement regarding the squad
for the second Test will be made in due course.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I love that it says for both white ball and
red ball players and stuff, as if as if someone's
going to get back to the hotel and sorry your
white ball.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Or a red ball player, So midnight curfew midnight? What
are they?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Five? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Also, it's like, what what was your curfew? And I
when you were growing up, did you ever have one?
Speaker 7 (12:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I don't think so, Okay, I mean where was I
going to go?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Yeah, we're out in the waves.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I feel like my curfew was I think until I
was sort of sixteen or seven sixteen, I reckon my
curfew was like eleven o'clock. I thought, I feel like
eleven thirty or something. Maybe when I was seventeen, maybe
twelve o'clock when I was maybe, yeah, twelve o'clock once
I left score seventeen something.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, does it get dangerous after dark? If you can't
do your own shoelaces up, Britta?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
That would that have been.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Your cur Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:24):
That's probably when you need the Velcrow or the Roman Sandals.
The other thing is that obviously the England men's cricket
team have had problems with alcohol and breaking curfews before,
and that's why they've got.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
The midnight crefew in place.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
I guess they don't want to get they don't want
the guys to get in trouble again.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
You're allowed to be You're allowed to be up awake
but you can't be outside of your hotel room.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, but I could be blacked out drunk in the
hotel lobby and that's absolutely fun. If I'm next door
at the pub that's going off there. I would hate
to have a curfew puttle me as an adult. I
think I just rage against that. And in fact, yeah,
if I was going to go and have an early
night and then tell me I just remember you've got
a curfew, I'll be like, huh, now I have to
go out.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I wasn't going to, but now I have to.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah. Former All Blacks Verse five Limasupwanga is luding New
Zealand Rugby's early catch of attack coach Tony Brown from
twenty twenty eight. Sapwanga, who played under Brown in the
twenty fifteen Super Rugby title run with the Highlanders, says
he's one of the best attacking minds in the world
and in z Rugby have been silly not to sign
(14:27):
him in the past.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah I do again. I know I keep going on
about this. I just wonder what that means for Dave
Rennieverus Jamie Joseph, because I feel like those two are
attached at the hip and I wonder if it's a
coincidence that his contract starts just after Dave Rennie's finishes.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Do the burn research and the Bulldogs have been the
Heels fourteen twelve on the back of a scoreless first spell.
To wrap up Round fourteen of the NRL, Skipper Stephen
Crichton scored one of the bulldogs two second half tries
and kick the winning penalty. He's a good player. Can
I jump into thirteenth while Paramatta remain second to last?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
And I was gutted last night because it's so exciting
when there's a Monday game on. But I missed the
start of it. And when I checked, it was half
time and it was no law. I said, I'm probably
not checking that off.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
So I think sometimes those no laws can be quite good,
you know. I like a lull, like like a tight
rug balloon.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Game, no no, no, no, a bludger, a bludger.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Like Christ put me on school.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Up next, we're talking about Batdogs.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Jerry and Minn, the Hodiarchy, Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I'm not sure if you've seen these things, but over
in the States at baseball games, not major League baseball games,
but the one down from that whatever that is double
a triple A minor league. It's got some weird name. Yeah,
they've got these things called batdogs.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh tell me about the bat doog man. I like
the bad dog, love the bad dogs. Beet that the
bat dogs.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
So when a batsman hits a ball, and baseball, you
had a run, a base hit or maybe a home
run or whatever, and you get a hat and you
run around that you chuck your bat as you're running.
You don't run with your bat like cricket. And then
once you've finished, the dog comes out and grabs a bat, yeah,
(16:11):
and takes it somewhere.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I saw this. They tacked them back into the dugout.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
But the.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So what happened the other day was the guy was
rounding a third, coming home and the bat dog was
a little bit late to the bat. So it comes
bounding out and old mates trying to run back into
home and the bat dogs right there in his way,
and he had to jump injured himself. Duney's Patel attendant,
which I've done before. It's not a fun fun. It
(16:38):
takes a long time to like long time to Yeah,
how did you do your patella dunk contest? No, we
were playing. It was just that we were playing a
game basketball and I went for Look, I'm going to
call it a dunk because we'll never know whether I
would have dunked that or not. And then this guy
just held me down and so as I pushed off
(16:59):
my leg, I didn't get off the ground and my
fatal attend and was like, oh, that'll do me okay,
And yes, train that takes ages to come back from. Now,
he didn't tear it, which I have seen happen in
rugby league games before, but he was out for a
number of weeks, and so they've now had to put
a halt of the Batdogs.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, there's no more Batdogs. I didn't realize that, and
that's for the Tulsa Drillers. Yeah, but I didn't realize.
So the Batdogs also they do a bit of a
show before the game. They run around the bases. Yeah,
I mean, it's pretty cool. If you go along to
baseball in the States, it's quite something. There's something happening
the whole time. And because they play so many games. Yeah,
(17:38):
you know, unlike New Zealand, where we play one game
a week in the weekend, they're constantly playing. I mean,
they play baseball what is it four games a week?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, I think I think this season's eighty two games
and then the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, they play every second day basically, Yeah, pretty much.
You don't have practice when would you? No, exactly do
you do spring training?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
And then so this sort you play, you don't practice,
whereas our sports are practice based. And then yeah, but
do you think how much of a rugby player trains
compared to how often they play?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, but you think about playing eighty two games of
rugby in a season, you probably probably couldn't do that.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Do you think your boxer Yoko could be trained to
be a bat dog? Do you think should go absolutely hopeless?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Because she's good at going and retrieving the thing, but
then when she brings it back sometimes I don't know
whether it's just because she's not the smartest dog in
the world, or that she's just territorial with the thing
that she gets, but she just she Ganda doesn't really
want to give it to you. You have to. Then
she wants to play a game and tug with you
of tugging the ball, and she really enjoys the game of.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Tag neavor on someone's lucky bat.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Also, that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I think she's the scrapper, isn't.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
She okay, sure have a crack at the other dog.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So I imagine you let her loose out under the
field to go and go a bat. She just tears
a beje on freeze to bit Jerry and m.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Ni the Hodkey Breakfast, Jeremy Wells, I'm a nice sue.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
It the Hdarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I don't know if you saw this yesterday, but it
was an unfortunate situation for Green Party co leader Madam
and Davidson, who was cruising along the Carpity Expressway on
Sunday doing a little bit of social media stuff with
another one of her MPs. So MP was filming her. Oh,
(19:23):
and they were doing a thing of like a busy
day in the la life of an MP. You know,
with me something. I think she's the only way to
were tongue here. There was something that was happening. Jesus,
it's not important.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Get ready with me for a tongue in today.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
It was not an important anyway. The person who was
filming her fellow MP just by accident happened to film
also the dashboard of the car that they would drive it.
And it was going the car was going one hundred
and twenty one k's and it was.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Now, I don't know what the speed limit was there,
but I'm guaranteeing it wasn't one hundred and thirty and
my books, so it was speeding.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
It turns out that there's been some research done because
as people will start doing research on this stuff, one
hundred and ten is the speed. It's an expressway, okay,
But it seems the Green Party have been partitioning against
these one hundred and ten speed.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Limits too dangerous.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
They're very focused on people driving slower.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, right, because it's dangerous to go that fast. Apparently
this is one of those things where as a as
a politician, your job is an and is only to
come up with the rules. Now, if you break the
rules yourself, you don't get to come up with what
the rules are anymore. I think that's how that sort
of works. For example, if she was an NRL player,
(20:39):
should have been stood down for the rest of the
season for that. Had that literally happened, a player got
caught doing the exact same thing, although that was past school,
but they were out for the rest of the season. Yeah,
I mean, I think she should be out for the season.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Look, I mean who hasn't spared? Who hasn't spared? Everyone?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Everyone spared. The difference is my job is not to
come up with the speed limits. That that's where it's like,
I can speed. I've got no issue with anyone speeding.
It's when you're trying to put the speed limits on
and then you're speeding.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
That's oftentimes the problem. He is so madam, and Davidson
has come out and she said, yeap, okay, fine enough,
I'm bad, my bad. I was going too fast and
every day's a learning day and I promise I will
never be going that fast.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
And never.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Sure filmed.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well new rule. Then if you just say sorry, I
was going to fast, teachable moment you get off the
speeding ticket. Is that how that works?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Well? I wonder if she does get earlier today. She says,
I was snapped driving too fast by my own impet
eleven case of the speed limit on. Say how I won.
I completely accept this is my era and not when
I take lightly. We have speed limits for a reason
and the safety of my passenger and other road users
is not negotiable. A teachable moment for me. She says.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
She's also signed off for their own name on her
own Instagram page.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
That's weird.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
It's just one of those.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
A's a massive own goal though, to be filming your
mate and then accidentally get them snapped. But it's something
I mean, you've said, you just said before. And I
think your autobiography should be called Caught on Film or
a life caught on film, because it's happened to you.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
A million times. Actually, my most recent one was a
camera that caught at TV and Z. They've got cameras
over all the doors, over all the entries, exits, et cetera.
And I was riding my bike to work and I
used to ride down the ramp that you go into
because the only way you can't get through a normal door,
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you've got to go down through the garage door. And
they have a rule at TV and Z that you
have to get off your bike to go and through
the garage door. You're not allowed to ride through the
Why do not ask? Sorry, don't ask why? I and
so I was caught on camera riding down the ramp
(22:56):
into Now you bad. You think that if you saw that,
you just go, well, it makes more it's actually more dangerous,
like because it's a slight downside that. Yeah, the idea
is that it's somehow I don't even know what the rule.
It actually doesn't make sense. But anyway, a photo of
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me riding down through into the garage was then circulated
to this. This went all the way to the top
to the CEO as.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
It should have.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Man, you're a scum bag.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Yeah, and there was a photo of me, you know, and.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Then scumbagging down the.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
And asked if I could please obey the rule, So
it was I above the roll?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Please explain?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Do I think I'm above the roll? One of those ones?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
My answer is yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Well, when the rule is that stupid?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I got a dumb rule. I got caught out last
year and we talked about it briefly. My partner had
ordered something online. The couriers showed up to deliver it
to me just as us sneaking out of the house
of my golf clubs, and he had to take a
photo to confirmed delivery. So he takes a photo and
this is my golf club me loading my golf clubs
into the back of the swift in the background, and
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then it got sent straight to her. She's like, oh,
off golfing, it's like snitch.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Give us a call eight hundred hardec You're three for it.
Three When have you been caught on camera? What you're
doing everywhere?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Now?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Are out to get us?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I had another one, which I'll tell you about up next,
but it involves a bit of vandalism and someone actually
deleted the footage for me. I'll tell you about it
up next.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah, I got caught paying for sex once. I can
share that one too.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Jerry and Minight the hod Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Talking about moments that you've been caught on camera. This
is on the back of Madame and Davidson, who's the
Green Party co leader, being caught on camera doing one
hundred and twenty one k's an hour and a one
hundred and ten k zone. This is on the back
of her actually advocating against raising the speed limits of
both highways and residential roads. She's focused on lowering speed limits.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
She missed the real pivot opportunity there should have gone.
I actually think one twenty one is not that quick.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
We could probably probably bunt the speed limits up. It
was pretty safe.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I'd say she'd get a lot more vote.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Got to where I was going pretty pretty happily, but
she was snapped on camera and it's always by the
ones you least expect. It was by her own party
member who was filming for some sort of get Ready
with Me Instagram situation and accidentally panned past the thing.
Just poor poor hygiene from the filming person there, you know,
to just to just swipe past the Yeah, so we
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want have to know. On three four oh three, I
had one hundred hardak. You ever been caught on film?
Jerry has a million times, as person said. I got
caught sitting off the fire alarm in the Cube, Wellington
at four fifteen am Thursday morning by CCTV. Had a
photo of me with my shirt over my head exploring
the building plasted on the noticeboard. Was caught and trespassed.
Oh that'll happen. I've had a similarity. Well, we had
(25:57):
a shipment years ago of Hadaki bar blades. I'm sure
I've told this story before, but they're the bottom open
of things massively you see them at the bars, and
we've got a shipment of It felt like about a
ton of them got dropped off because you know the
metal bars in these boxes, they're on a trolley and
similar situation to your parking building Jerry where downstairs here
at work, I had to load them into our little
(26:19):
promo cupboard. So there's a roller door and there's a
ramp leading down to the roll of the door, and
at the top you've got to swipe a card raises
the roller door. Kate Britton from out in the office,
she goes, I'll swipe the thing. You take the trolley
down there. So I get onto the ramp with this trolley.
Now this stage there's about a ton of pure steel
just pushing me down the thing. Kate swipes her card
and the thing just goes b B be denied. Oh okay,
(26:42):
you've got momentum. Now I've got momentum more. I can't
open my feet is slipping. I can't stop this thing.
I'm like, she's swiping the thing gets rejected. Now she's
buzzing through the reception. The whole thing's happening in slow motion. Well,
eventually we pick up enough steam that it slams me
into the roller door. And I just did the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Well, to be fair, that roller door that's taken an
absolute battering, particularly from the person who used to sit
in the seat that used them, And I yes, famously,
Matt Heath took possession of a toy to Highlux with
the number plate Leslie, the personalized number plate Leslie, and
he took the keys he was given the keys bass Lane.
(27:23):
He then turned on the car. He drove the car
out of the car out of its actual physical car park,
and then around and got to the roller door. Yes,
the roller door. He then swiped the roller door, then
went up so he could exit the car park.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
And he then started driving too quickly before the roller
door had got to the top of its smark and
took the entire roller door out as it collected the
roof rack of the of the Highlux.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I know this because this brought the city to its
knees because then he the Highlux was stuck there and
so cars.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Couldn't get into the building.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
So that caused the traffic jam outside work here, which
is in the CBD at Auckland. So and at peak
rush hour traffic. It brought the city to its knees.
Traffic backed up everywhere. I couldn't get home for like
two hours.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
No, and there were people inside of the building who
had important meetings to get to and nobody could get
in or out of the building and Matt just fled.
I lifted, he fled, He just took off and it's
all caught on camera. That's the most brilliant thing because
you see him get out and then look around and
then just take off.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Well thankfully, when I broke the door of the security
guard at the time, it's just like I saw you
run into that door there. I was like, oh, yeah,
sorry about that, he is. Don't worry, No one'll ever
see that footage on you mate.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Jerry and Midnight The Hoarchy Breakfast Jerry.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
And Mania catch the radio show from six till ten weekdays,
The Hdarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So we were at a cafe used today after the
show and ordered a cheese scone.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I like to consider myself the cheese scone a seur.
I know a thing or two about cheese scones. I've
tried them all over the all over the country and
indeed the world, and the best still want to know
where the best cheese gone I've ever tasted was Kadrona
up the top of the mountain at the cafe up there.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
And was that because it was the most expensive?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
No, but it was.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
But was that cheese gone up there?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I don't know because I put it on the company
credit card.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
We're going into the double figures, though, aren't we. We
we're looking at twelve, yeah, maybe thirteen.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Where else are you going to get a cheese gone
up there? You know? What are your other options? You're
a captive audience. It was so good that I asked
them for the recipe and got it too, really never
able to recreate it at home. And I think because
the secret ingredient is love. But anyway, and I don't
have any, but I so.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Yeah yesterday when I have my customary cheese gone, yeah,
and they were preparing the chefs gone. They asked I
was just in behind him actually at the counter, and
they said, would you like that? Would you like that
sucker toasted? And I said yes, yes, he'd like heat
every time. So into the sandwich press it went. We
went and sat down.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
After a few minutes, I could see him and I
looking over towards the kitchen area, wondering because if we'd
had our coffees delivered by that stage, just about finished them,
where's my where's my cheese gone? And it was you
could see it in the sandwich press with some other food,
and meanwhile the person who had put the scon into
the sandwich press was waylaid gas bag and gasp atom
(30:28):
with customers order. It was doing a job. But now
this was a situation. So we could see the cheese
s gone over there and it had been it had
been five minutes at least, at.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Least yeah, and it was in. It was in the
the toasting machine was open and it was both cut
in half and then in half sides down, and you
could see it.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Now at this point we discussed this. We said, okay,
you know that your cheese scone at the moment is
currently in that sandwich press. That's your cheese gone. Pay
for it, I have, it's in there. Now. If you
know that that cheese gone is being overdone and forgotten,
what do you do?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Do you say something?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Do you approach the counter and say, excuse me, I
think my cheese gone is being overdone in the sandwich press.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
The main problem is, as you've described, they appear to
have got quite busy, so quite hard to then push
in front of other people to be like, oh sorry,
it's kind of a grab mascon.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
There's also you don't know the ins and outs of
that sandwich press. No you don't know how quickly it works.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
A great point, and it would be bold of you
to assume that you know it better than she.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Does, given that she works there.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
And the worst cast scenario would be you get up,
you barred you out of the front of the things
that hey, you're burning my cheese gone. She presents you
with a perfectly heated cheese.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Gun man coming through, man coming through. I think you're doing.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
That wrong, isn't it as I think you're burning the
cheesecun so? So so what do you do? The cheese gone? Is?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Then it was then presented Yes, now I.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Would say I would describe it as marginally overdone. It
was definitely crunchier than I would have liked it. And
the big issue is Jerry documented yesterday it was cooked
so hard that the butter then wouldn't soak into the cheese,
but a lake.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
The butter laked on the top. It didn't soak in,
it pulled into the dirt.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
So yeah. But the thing is like, if someone gets
your order wrong or slightly miss times, are you because
I just will never say anything. I would get literally
the other day, ordered chicken nuggets from a reputable fast
food outlet they gave me the sweet and sour source
didn't give me the nuggets, and I just counted it
really well. I was already at home by the stage.
(32:49):
But what am I going to do? Call up the
call Ronald himself and they answer the phone. No, and
it's for like a four dollar purchase. I'm just not
the kind of person to say anything about it.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
No, neither of my I mean the other day I
had a here, like a decent sized here in my.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Food that was mine, wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
I think it was, And I don't well, I don't
know where it came from, but still I just ate.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
It a couple of ticks through this cheese scone and
in Zi's actually at the Auckland Zoo. Trust me on
this goat tear Big said, it's a travesty to put
a sky on a sandwich press. It's meant to be
soft in the middle, not crispy. Ifs me right off
should be headed in an oven. And then Ashley said,
you should just start a hucker until they figure it out.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Jerry and Night the Hotarchy breakfast.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
It's academic. Give us a call now, I eight hundred herdechi,
I eight hundred forty eight seven two five. If you
want to play, we'll ask you five questions. You've got
to get three correct. You'll have forty five seconds to
do it, and if you do it, you get your
high school onto the much vaunted role of it's academic
(33:59):
sewn from walking by from the show What school did
you go to?
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Mount Albert Grammar School?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Maggs, I can't see it on there. I can't see
it on there must have been. That's a pretty big school,
isn't it in Auckland. There must have been some famous
people come out of there.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Fairly big funny. I think one of the names.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I have heard of him.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yes, were they running that agricultural part of Mount Abbott
Grammar when you were there, Sean?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
They were.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
They've got like a farm or something that's attached to
the school, don't they.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Right?
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Yeah, I think it was run or something like that.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
It's high school is an Auckland. It's out the gate.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah, it's a big school, Meggs. It's a big one, okay, Sean.
You know how this works, don't you.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
My high school is built on a farm, not that
way around.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
All right, We're going to ask you five questions You've
got to get three correct for the one hundred dollars buntings.
Vo actually got forty five seconds. Let's get into it.
The Warriors have played two NRL Grand Finals. Name one
of the opponents they've faced. No, it was the Seagulls
(35:06):
or the Roosters. What is the name of the boy
band that running Keating was part of West? No, it's
boys Owe. You've got to get these three correct.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
Now.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
What is the capital of Ukraine? Yes? What was the
name of will Smith's aunt on the fresh Prince of
bel Air? That's a rude who knows that? That knows that?
Speaker 9 (35:30):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Sean doesn't know? It's an't viv Well, I can't get
it now. Who knows that? Apart from the night But.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
You knew the boys own and whist life one know, Jerry,
to be fair, I did know that one.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Would you have known the last one? Sean? What are
the first names of the black out of father son
duo who has played for the Crusaders And yeah, unlucky
Sean is just lucky the drawer some mornings will let
you get the hard shoulder of that.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
You can actually turn left now rather than just indicating
I think that was what was going on there?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, the tacking and then the tacking of our clock
was short circuiting.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Men Jerry and Lania the Hodarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Jerry and Lania joined the complayt the Hadarki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
My blame claim to fame time because it's a Tuesday,
textus on three four eight three with your lame claims
to fame. No claim to fame as too lame.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
No, we've also got your opportunity to get in the
draw early doors on sosh mets. So a few of
you took that opportunity last night and I'll read them
out for you. Thusly my lame claim to fame. I
saw a friend of the show ARJ Barker and the
Plaza and Parmesan North. I said hello, prickly response.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Back, interesting friend of the show as Barker Arch Barker comedian.
You may remember him from Flight of the Concords. He
played the dude that was wearing the bandana. Yes that
sold fruit.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Yes it is Canadian.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Gentlemen, you think by watching that show you think he
seems like a good time, But no, not at all
a good time. In fact, he would I would say
he was the worst gift that we've ever had on
the show. And I don't say that, I don't say
that lightly.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Because we've had Gelin in here twice a week for.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
He is exactly he's I think he's been in twice kids.
Rather the first time he was Preckley, and then I
remember us saying oh, surely, And then when the opportunity
came up to talk to him again, I remember us saying, oh, God,
remember last time was really awkward and then maybe just
had a bad day. Yeah, get him, come on. I mean,
we're an open sort of a we've got an open
(37:42):
door policy here on the show come along chances, and
we're all about second chances on the show. Goodness gracious,
where would we be if we hadn't had a second
chance at some station?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Would be on the show?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
I wouldn't be either.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
No, that's literally fired from.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah. So then he came back on the show. Where's
the second time? Okay? So that's enough now, no more
ashbark and no more comeback. People say, well, why in
what way was he prickly? If you turn up to
be a comedian and you're turning up as a gift
on a show, normally you want to talk about things,
you know, that's just normally the idea of just turning up.
It was an open heart and open mind, and he
(38:20):
just did not want to be And it's like, you've
asked to come on the show, don't say can I
come on your show? And they're not saying anything.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
It's weird. Where's the view I've ever been a part of?
And it had nothing to do with the guy who
was doing the interview. But he came in when they
opened the Auckland Fish markets and he brought in two
giant styropham tubs full of raw fish. I was like, hey,
radio station here, no one can see that or we
could smell it. I'm just going to leave this here because.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Tell you with you.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Saw Scottie Stevenson munching down a dart walking up mount
in Eden Road last week. Yes, I have been to
the jets.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Impressive.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
That is impressive, although wouldn't be the only person to
have seen that. I've been the JFK site and Deally
Plaza and Dallas also called it the book suppository.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Okay, wait on, it's a depository.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
That's not that's not a lame clind of fame that's
just you've gone somewhere, you know what I mean, Like
that's too lame for well, I don't think that's a
lame clan to name. I've been to the Plate, I've
been to Daly Plaza.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I stood where Martin Luther King stood when he got shot.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
That doesn't that's not a claim to you anymore.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
How's this one there? All right?
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Jim, I can't wait for this.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I will get you back with this one. Yes, lost
my v plates to a guy to a guy who's
fiancee was on the Last Celebrity Treasure Island.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Okay, I need to Those are one of those ones
where you've got to go. There's there's a few stages here. Okay,
last my plates to a guy who.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Was fiance was on the Last Celebrity That this we're
virgin on slander here because it's probably only I don't
know how many people were on that show would be
probably too easy to.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
It depends on when you when you lost your v pats.
I mean if that was recent.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Oh yeah, of course, yeah, sorry, in my mind that
was happening concurrently.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Oh no, no, I think that may have been happened
back in the.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
One Last One if I could from the sosh Med
desk please, gentlemen, this week's lame claim to fame. I
went to a party this weekend. Was that it and
meta guy whose kid's name was Wells. When I asked,
like Jeremy Wells, he replied, yeah exactly. Apparently he had
met Jerry at a cricket match and had a bathroom
(40:35):
selfie in conversation with Jerry, and he was so moved
by his experience he proceeded to name his son Wells.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Well first name well I think first name Wells Lane's laye.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Wow, that is lame. I've had many a bathroom experience
with fans over the Yeah, where was there at Eden Park?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Said bathroom selfie? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
That seems to have triggered ed in park for you.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Bathroom selfies are always interesting ones you're at the urinal
and you never know. Could we have a selfie? I
suppose could you not tilt it down?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Thanks for that, Jerry and Minya the Hodakey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
We are currently embroiled and lame claims to fame. You
can text us on three four eight three, or you
can give us a call. Oh eight hundred Hrdachi and
tell us your lame claim to fame. Everyone's got one,
and on this show, no claim to fame is too lame.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, well there's one here that says. My lame claim
to fame is I shared a house of Petty Wheepoo
for three days. That's pretty lame, but also pretty cool.
I also and I shared half of the story the
other day when David Yuki came in.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
He and I shared a bedroom at one.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Point, although we never were in it at the same time,
but we lived in the same room. He moved into
my bedroom after me, and Hamilton, of all places.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
He moved into your bedroom, after you, after me, after you.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
So when I first moved up to the North Island,
my missus was working at the Hamilton zero and so
we moved to Hamilton, of all places, and he moved
into a flat there. It turns out that the owners
of that flat mates with David. We moved out, he
moved in.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Oh wow, okay, I wonder if he could fill your
presence after he left something about us saying.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
He was saying that's where he got a lot of
his boxing prow is from. He's just like you could
just sense it when you walk down and he's just
like he could sense and then all of a sudden
his heads off, sins are and he's ducking and we
even hard to keep track of. And I mentioned it
to him last time he came in. I said, Hey,
don't do the whole thing about how you owe everything
to me, And it's like, my, you know this is
about you, man.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
It's got a Ben. Good morning, Ben, mark them in
the show, Ben, what's your lane? Planning to fame.
Speaker 9 (42:56):
Un and coming up to the Slayer's arm roundabout in
christ Shirt and we let Sam Whitelock merge in frontday
Oh like a zip.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
He didn't cut you off today?
Speaker 9 (43:07):
Yeah, we let emerge in front of us.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Were wow?
Speaker 7 (43:12):
Was he?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Was he a large unit? He looked large inside of
his car? Was he driving a small hatchback?
Speaker 7 (43:17):
No, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Oh yeah that makes up. That makes a lot of sense.
It's good to see someone.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I've got to say.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
The last time I attempted to move like a zip
in the Garden City, christ Church, I was blocked by
about six cars and nobody was going to be letting
me in. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Well, I was wondering, Ben, if maybe the reason that
you remember that is, because that's the last time you
let someone in, is that?
Speaker 7 (43:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Fair enough? All right, thanks for the call, Ben. Should
we go to line sex? Good morning? How were you
talking to? Hellow we got you there?
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Rare?
Speaker 9 (43:56):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Hi Rare?
Speaker 3 (43:58):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (43:59):
I'm good thing you guys?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Good?
Speaker 3 (44:01):
What's your lame time to pay?
Speaker 9 (44:04):
Darren McDonald used to come into the four square where
I went quite after.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Darren McDonald former TV three newsreader Darren McDonald.
Speaker 9 (44:12):
Yes, yes, and he was quite a character. He would
come in with his parrot on his shoulder, sorry, his parrot.
He'd come in with his parrot on his.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Shoulder, like a real parrot or a stuffed part real
parrot on his shoulder.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I've seen, I've seen that this is the issue with
duds with parrots on the shoulder, and I've seen a
few of them. Is that I had seen many people
with parrots on the shoulders.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
And a four square.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Never in a four square, Never in a fourth square.
But I assume they've got to do their groceries somewhere.
But tell me that's rare. Was there also a little
bit of bird droppings down one shoulder of his shirt?
Speaker 9 (44:48):
No, no, it wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Could talk?
Speaker 3 (44:53):
What are we talking here?
Speaker 9 (44:56):
Oh god, it's years a guy currt me, but just
your typical Yeah, I don't know cliff One.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Okay, so not a cocker too.
Speaker 9 (45:05):
I can't remember he had a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Did he seem like he had been awake for a
number of days? Rare? Because I'm pretty sure it was
Dan McDonald that famously was the person who would stay
up all night, maybe days on end on the myth
M Fittermine and then read the news.
Speaker 9 (45:22):
Absolutely. Yeah, he was always very tearful and heavy.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Good stuff. Thank you very much for the carereer. Let's
go to Eddie online. One morning, Eddie, what's your lame
claim to fame?
Speaker 7 (45:33):
Morning lads. I was in the club rooms just rummaging
around the rugby equipment and read or popped the head
and ask him where the lou was?
Speaker 3 (45:41):
What what rugby club are we talking about here? Idie?
Speaker 7 (45:45):
I don't wait to tucket it. I think her daughter
or Tiger's daughter placed upon someby. So there was a
match on.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Okay, what we what were rummaging around for?
Speaker 7 (45:55):
We're looking for I'll try to seal equipment.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
There, goos Governor three we've got other people in legal trouble.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
We've got ourselves in legal trouble. It's good.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
Jerry in the.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Night, the breakfast, and then we got time for one
more lame claim to fame before we have to go
to the break before the sports headlines. Joe joins us.
It's Joe morning, Joe. How are you?
Speaker 7 (46:30):
Yeah? Good danks about yourself?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Given there for Tuesday, Joe, what's your name? Claim to fame?
Speaker 7 (46:34):
That so my lame claims to famers on my freshift
in Camp Patty, we came and stayed with us for
three days.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Ah, you're the guys shared a room with Petty Weeper.
Now I presume are you about Petty's age? Were you
guys playing against each other?
Speaker 7 (46:49):
No, he was my coach at the time.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
Well hang on, you shared a rum with.
Speaker 7 (46:53):
The Oh yeah, well so you don't like three of us?
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Okay, it's a large house and you're all gone away
on Camp Patty Weepo's there as well. Good coach, would
you say, Joe?
Speaker 7 (47:06):
Oh yeah, awesome coach. Actually, apart from it like sex
thirty in the morning when he wake you up by
bashing pants together, which was average, But that's.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
An interesting way to wake people up.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
How did the team go that year?
Speaker 7 (47:19):
Yeah, we did all right. I think I don't actually remember.
I think we came second in our competition.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
So that you take that made the final take that
take that.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Do you keep in touch with them?
Speaker 3 (47:32):
No, I haven't actually.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Fallen out of touch.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Do you think he'd remember you, Joe, probably not. Thanks
you cool, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Jerry and they breakfast.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Got a photo sent through yesterday to the group chat,
and it's a photo from a wedding that you attended
over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Beautiful, beautiful wedding and again, congratulations to fab In and
need beautiful couple.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yeah. The photo itself is of a it's a mirror.
It's a mirror selfie, one of those mirror mirror shots,
and so it has the name of the of the
couple who were married.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Yes, now this is something that I think I've seen
it every wedding I've been doing in the last two
to three years. But it's a it's a full length
mirror and it will have some sort of white sticker
over the top of it that will say bride and
groom and then a date. And then the idea is
you take mirror selfies in that mirror and then you
post those to your social media. So we did that.
It was me, my long suffering partner Jeff, and her
(48:31):
father Daniel, and we said, how do we fidd all
three of us in there? So I've got just a
solution for you. I'll put the I'll put the gustut
of these trousers to work, and I'll squat down in
front of us.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Then we'll all fit in the photo.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
And what you from what you can see in the blary,
unfocused part, that was going to be a beautiful photo. Unfortunately, Unfortunately,
what's happened is my missus has taken a photo and
she hasn't looked at the screen of her phone. She's
too busy trying to look into the lens of the
phone for the photo. Yep, half of the photo and
(49:02):
it's up on social media now you can go and
check it out on disappointingly, Facebook and Instagram at the
moment and half the photo is taken up by the crown.
Speaker 5 (49:10):
Of my head at point blank.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Now. Also annoyingly, it's auto focused directly on that and
the crown of my head probably not quite as thick
as it once was, and it looks like an Ashley
martinette and for the right price, it can be reached out.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Just had me a look at the top of your
head there, and I really I'm looking deep into it.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Into the into the milky way.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
The crown does look like the milky way. It's a
welly Is that a double crown that you're operating there?
Is that a single crown?
Speaker 1 (49:41):
That would explain a lot there?
Speaker 3 (49:42):
But it does seem like there's a patch there.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
It does, it's not as it doesn't look thick, doesn't
doesn't look thick, to be.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Honest, there's a patch there that seems to be just
just coming away a little. There seems to be some
deforestation occurring.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
There does seem to be some de forestation and.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Orangutang wouldn't be living in that part.
Speaker 5 (50:02):
Of the Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
No, it's in fact, I think it's been cleared away
so they can plant palm kernel in my head? Is
that what cabres comes through?
Speaker 5 (50:11):
Scorched earth at the back of my head?
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Now? Has it always been like that?
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Have we got have we got some before and afters?
Have we got some progress shots from last year?
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Funnily enough, no one's ever taken a photo of that
particular part of my head. It's always the ones that
you least expect. It's always those closest to you that
do you the duties.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
This photo, I mean it was the start of the ship.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
She was showing everyone that would look look at this
phot that I've taken him. I don't know, gon have
a look at it on sosh Mid and let me know.
Is the time to take it to the woodshed? Is
she all over? Is it all over?
Speaker 3 (50:45):
She's not all over?
Speaker 5 (50:46):
Is it time to take it to the woodshed?
Speaker 3 (50:48):
I would actually argue min I with your hair, that
it's all about angles.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
I think, like, for example, I'm on.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
An angle at the moment looking into the front of
your hair because I'm looking straight at you, and you know,
I mean, you could say that it's thinning in the
front there.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
Okay, well much better hold on bear with me.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
You could say, you could say that it's thinning at
the front there. But is it just the angle that
I'm looking in on, Because when your hair goes to
a certain angle that you can see kind of throw, it's.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Dead straight, and so it's like a brush. I've always
thought cutting my hairs, like you know, those guys that
cut hedges into chickens and things like that. Topists. Yeah,
that's what it's like. So and yeah, So if I
was going to be if I was going to try
and defend myself, if I was going to get on
the front prawn on the front defensive, I would say,
but of grease in the hair. I just got to
a wedding, so it's going to clump it a little bit.
(51:38):
And also yeah, bad angle. But I mean once you
start making those concessions, if I've got time to bring it.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
Up, Jerry. And then the hold Ikey breakfast Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Which means it's lame claim to fame time. As always,
we didn't quite get through everyone's lame came.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Everyone's got one, everyone's gone. And the other thing is
everyone gets another one on throughout the week. It seems,
you know, like you've got one and then you hear
another one. Then you go, oh, that's right. I shared
a room with David Nick.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
That's your name claim to is my name claim for
James James's name claim to famous, my lame claim to fame.
As I saw the rapper Savage having a city on
Mangoley Bridge the same day I saw him doing a
smoke for it on TV. It's not our future. No,
it's off in the case, isn't it. Remember Shane warn
back in the day he sent the huge amount of
money to do some kind of thing for some I
(52:27):
think it was neck a red or something. Yeah, and
then got busted smoking in fact photographed by people smoking Siggi's.
He wasn't happy about it.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Not us man, We wouldn't do that kind of thing.
Morning fellas Ben Stokesfield. And for my club cricket site,
it's Shirley Chrish Shurts as a fifteen year old before
going to the UK look the goods for a run
of ball twenty before one of the lads barbecue him
reacted with a substantial amount of red mist.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Really, I walked past Ryan Reynolds outside Barney's in New
York City, yelled his name and pointed. He sighed and
popped the collar and walked on.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
Good on it. I went to a concert Eden Park,
Jay Z and U two still behind Kesha Carsel Hughes
Snug and her boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
There we go. My name claim to fame is that
I was at a pharmacy school at the same time
that Josh Cromfeld was a physio, well physioschool. I vividly
remember eating pies while dancing and health science circle on
the Bowler dance floor with Josh cutting shapes. Well, I
can imagine Josh Konfeld could cut some shapes.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah, could could move yep, great command of his body,
both the sporting and dance eccents, large shoulders, and you
would have to assume in other senses too.
Speaker 6 (53:31):
I've got a Josh Cronfeld adjacent. Lamb claimed to fame.
I was playing in a band at a wedding and
it was at Midleway, and Josh Cronfeld was the photographer,
and yes he did dant He was the photographer at
the wedding, And yes he did dance to our band,
and yes he could cut shape.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yes he danced and took photos at the same time.
Men can't do. He paid for the all blacks. He's
a physio. He was on Celebrity Treasure Island.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Once sports reporter, journalist of no journalists, Yeah, broadcaster. I
don't think there's much he can't do.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Wow, what a talented man.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
My lame claim to fame or our lame claim to fame,
rather my eleven year old blues at the Warriors game
with his dad and they saw Kezy at the pub
after the game. Well, there you go. That is lame.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
I shared an elevator at the Jamescott. Now this is
not that lame I shared an elevator at the James Cock.
So it's the hotel in Wellington with Joonah Lomu and
Greg Murphy.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
I mean, you've got to wonder what would bring those
two titans of industry together.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
That's a good question. There'll be some sort of charity
event perhaps, Yeah, you'd think so. But also you've got
one of the greatest, one of the greatest drivers of
all time, Greg Murphy, and arguably one of the greatest
rugby players, certainly the most famous in all time Joanah Lomou.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Yes, Michael Jordan of Rugby Union, I would say I
have a Greg Murphy adjacent lame claim to fame. I
once talked about buying second hand commodores with Greg Murphy.
Is there anyone that you could think of it to
be better to talk to about buy second hand commodores?
Speaker 3 (55:01):
I always wonder about this with drivers, like the drivers
know their cars. Like. To be a good driver, you
have to understand the mechanics of a vehicle.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
I think, particularly in what he did and the fact
that he was Withholden for that whole time. So yeah,
I reckon. I think he'd know a thing or two.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Jeremy Wells and Manaia Stuart find them on Instagram at
Hodarki Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (55:21):
The Hodaki Breakfast get set for winter with Bunning's trade
The Hot Breakfast gets it for winter with buttings trade.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jerry and the Naya the Hodaki Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome along to the Hiderkery Breakfast Tuesday at the ninth,
twenty twenty six. My name's Jerry. Was has been nice
sew it?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I just sort of half pay missed that headlines the
state of emergency down there in Wellington.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, I just having a lot here. There's some massive
swells up to ten meters potentially hitting the southern coast
of Wellington area.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, no, there forgive me with my geography here. Isn't
that we're all the pooss? So is that ten meter
tidal waves of poos washing up on the south shore
of Wellington.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I believe ten meter poohs are expected.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Ten meter long.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Crose thoughts and prayers, Wellington, reach out, Let me know
how you're going, if you've benefit affected by the poon
army or not so.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
The Wellington Regional Emergency Management said the swells tomorrow, which
is actually today, could be amongst the largest to hit
the region in recent years. Wow wow, So yeah, apparently
the worst time is going to be nine am this morning, right,
and again high tide which is going to be an
hour later hours tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeaheah, she's thoughts some pres no days off it. No,
can't beat it on a good day. But I'll tell
you what, when the tsunamis of ship washing up on shore,
he can definitely beat it.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I've got a friend who's currently off the shore off
the east coast of the South Island and a kneewer
research vessel.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's a researcher or she the.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Fish stocks in New Zealand and they are going to
have to pull into port.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I think they're calling those research vessels.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Are they some pretty unusual photos.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Some unsustainable research and practices.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
They have been dredging the sea bottom. You could do it,
to be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Welcome on to the show.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Nice to have you with us.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Hey, great news everyone the world has its first trillionaire.
Awesome news.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You know what you know when you look around and
people people are broke. Every a lucky run's broke. But
I always wondered, like there's still the same amount of money.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So if I've got you've got two bananas, I've got
two bananas. Routers got two bananas? You end up with
all of them. At least I know where all the
bananas are gone, you know what I mean, They don't
just disappear. Well, I've just figured out where it's all gone.
He's got it all.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It's gone to Elon Musk.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I know they used to cut people's heads off of
this kind of stuff back in the day.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, So what's happened the way he's got to this point?
He owns two hundred and seventy three billion dollars worth
of stock and Tesla. That's US dollars, And.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Now doesn't make a difference of that scale, does it?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No? Seventy three more than two hundred and seventy three
billions US dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, still can't wrap my head around it.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
About about half half a trillion New Zealand dollars. And
then he so SpaceX is about to do an initial
public offering, and so if that goes as planned, then
he will have an additional eight hundred and forty one
billion dollars as part of that deal. So it's one
(03:10):
point one trillion good stuff for Muskie us.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Good Now will will he then be happy? Well that
if he gets to the trillion, like it doesn't seem
like he's happy enough just with two hundred and seventy
three billion.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, you know, he lives in that weird little portacom thing.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't I don't know where he lives in.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
This weird little portocom thing. So he doesn't have a
He doesn't believe in possessions, So he doesn't believe in material.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I know, my tesla. Everyone I don't believe him. Doesn't
he or does he go on podcasts and say that
he doesn't believe in possessions.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
He doesn't live in a like he lives in this
in the office that he works at. He's a weirdo.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, like, let's be clear, Oh you've got to be
a bit trillion here.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
He's a weirdo. It's like when he talks. I've always interviews.
When he talks, he stopped and it's like he's rebooting
the whole time. Yeah, he doesn't think or act or
he's not a normal person.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, you can't be, because because I think that a
normal person once you got to one, Billy, you'd be like,
thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
It's been a wild ride. I'm going to be on
a beach for the rest of eternity.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Turns out that's not.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The way it works.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Most people who have a billion dollars don't think that
they're safe or secure.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's how they get to a billion dollars, I suppose.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And then they're worried about they are insecure, that they
just don't have enough to live, right, it's some weird
psychological thing. You can never have enough.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's how I think I could. But that's why I'll
never get a trillion dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It just doesn't some weird thing in your brain. It doesn't.
It just doesn't. Nothing is enough for a human. We
just always want more. That's just how we are. Yeah,
I guess that's how we're programmed. I'm having a look.
So when he does. What will be interesting is what
happens when he dies, because what's what's he doing with
as well? He's got thirteen kids. I'm interested in what
(05:06):
he's doing with as well. He's got thirteen kids. Justine
Wilson's his first wife.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
He's got three kids to her Westalkland comedian.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
He's got three kids to Auckland comedian Justine Wilson, Nevada
Griffin and Kai hold On, Kay Saxon and Damien No.
He's got Fight, he's got five, he's got hold On,
he's got six, Griffin and Vivian, there's Nevada, there's Kay
Saxon and Damien. So those are those are his kids.
To Justine Wilson, the comedian from Westdalkland. Then he's got Grimes,
(05:37):
his ex partner. He's got x A A x I I,
who was the son born in twenty twenty. He's got
ex a dark Sidaryl a daughter. He's got Techno Mackeneus
known as Toe named after to head three Grimes. And
then he's got Chavon Zillis, who's a neural executive. He's
(06:00):
got Strider and Azure, the twins zero, he's got Arcadia,
he's got Selden like Urgis. And then to his other partner,
Ashley sint Clair, he's got Romulus.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Remus and shortly well good good on them. So I
don't know what he can do with the Spis.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
So were they they what do you say?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Four different women?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Three, four different women, So he's probably a four custom
bit trillion and bloody four you know what's it called
child payments.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And having a look at okay, trillion dollars, So what
is a trillion dollars. It's the economies of most countries.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Would we be at probably not.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
No, we're at two hundred and seventy nine billion, So
he's already.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Outpaced US yep five times, so he's about he's just
a little bit more than Taiwan, which is a nine
hundred and seventy seven billion, Ireland seven hundred and seventy
nine billion.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I mean, there's some big countries there, Sweden seven hundred
and sixty, Singapore's sixty sixty, So you know all the
property and Houston, which is the third largest city in
the US, is not a trillion dollars great metric.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's how you know. I didn't understand what a trillion
was when you said, because I know the exact amount
of buildings that there are in Houston. I've just been
there and I know their value and all of them,
so I now understand.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I reckon this one will do you. All of the
professional sports teams in the world, all of all of
them are about a trillion dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, the Warrior is making up about three million of that.
So yeah, look, that's all of.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
The professional sports teams in the world. I mean, you know,
obviously Dallas. Cowboy is the most expensive. That's worth thirteen billion,
So that's only thirteen billion.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But the Saudi's an those, so it's gonna have to
buy them off.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Then first.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Get on.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, it's good, good news.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
We should always saying for him.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, Stoke, I've one hundred bucks Jerry.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
We're celebrating the first trillionaire this morning. It's huge elebrations
across the office. We've cracked open a bottle of export
Ultra yep, and we'll be toasting the world's richest man.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah, good god, good on him.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Man, just just the kid had pulled himself up by
his bootstraps. So are trillion dollars I've got no I mean,
I know it's more than all of the property in Houston, Texas.
I know it's more than all of the all of
the what is it professional sports franchise around the world.
It's funny I follow this page that talks about how
much players make in the NBA. The NBA contracts Iwader.
(08:33):
I mean Steven Adams is over one hundred million dollars himself,
which again I've got no reference point for. So he
tries to put it into and reference. So one of
them is you could make two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars a year for over seven hundred years and still
not have made the same amount as Alan Krabb did
and a ten year NBA career. Wow, Now have you
(08:56):
ever heard Alan Krab?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, most people who follow the NBA probably don't even
know who Alan Krab is. Right, he just is just
our player.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
How many years was that? Seven hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Seven hundred fifty years, two and fifty thousand dollars a year? Wow,
there is the amount of eye ordering money that they make.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
It's it's it's monopoly money, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
It is silly. I mean, one trillion dollars is just
to get your hit around. It is a million million dollars.
So it's a million million. So that's that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You've been a million dollars a million times?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, So, I mean it's impossible to spend it. So
if you were to spend a million dollars every hour
of every day in your lifetime, yeah, well just for
so how long would tell it will take you one
hundred years to spend a trillion dollars, a million dollars
every hour you have to spend, yeah, your life.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
See, basically buying twenty four houses a day. Yeah, twenty
four of the median houses in New Zealand. You're in Longland,
probably in your life every day for one hundred years. Yeah,
from the moment you're born to the moment you carget.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, so about six thousand houses a year sort of thing,
and you still couldn't and you still couldn't spend it.
I mean, it's it's nuts.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Again, it's hard to wrap your head around these numbers.
But you know how someone won a lot of twenty
eight million dollars last week. It would be sixty seven
thousand times that Elon Musk's wealth. So he could give
twenty eight million to sixty seven thousand people. And then
he's like, I'm out, I'm done, I'm clear.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah. I mean, you could do a lot of good
with that money, don't you? Reckon? You could do a
lot of good. You could solve you could, but I mean,
could you.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Well, he's going to get us off the planet. That's
the good he's going to do. Oh okay, he's going
to get us out of here. That's good.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I mean, I think you could probably go and you know,
you could pay down a couple of people's mortgages who
are struggling.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, I'm currently in New Zealand. Yeah, I googled it
as well. You could give every person on earth one
hundred and thirty three bucks, which I think for you know,
for people in developing countries, that'll be life changing amount
of money. Yep, for us, it's probably an afternoon at
the pub. But yeah, but imagine how much better of
the world would be if he did it.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, your point, I thought was an interesting one. Where
does it? Where does it come from? Like there's a
certain amount of money in the world at any given time,
and it goes it's distributed amongst people. Yes, and so
at the moment there's just this huge someone in someone's pocket.
If you see it on a graph, it's one person
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with a trillion of it's whole countries that don't even
in one country.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
This is why I've never cared about money, because it's
I don't say it as my money. It existed before
I had it. The only reason I have it is
to give it to someone else. I couldn't kill this,
it's my money. It's your money. It's just the money,
and I don't give whether it's in my pocket or yours,
as long as everyone's doing all right.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Chucks your case Academy to clean you out, Jerry in
the night the breakfast time for your latest sport headlines
thanks to export Ultra the BF. Here captain Ben Stokes
and pastballer Gus Atkinson are being investigated by the England
Cricket Board over a nightclub incident following the first Test.
(12:08):
When over the black Caps we Go, England credits say
they are inquiring over a breach off teen protocols in
the early hours of Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
What was their protocol? Because they have been on the
purse after or during every single game they've ever played.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
The England's men's team currently has a midnight curfew.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Wow do you go?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Both white ball and reball players and staff. The ACB
are seeking further information and an announcement regarding the squad
for the second Test will be made in due course.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I love that it says for both white ball and
red ball players and stuff, as if as if someone's
going to get back to the hotel and sorry your
white ball.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Or a red ball player, So midnight curfew midnight? What
are they?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Five? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Also, it's like, what what was your curfew? And I
when you were growing up, did you ever have one?
Speaker 7 (12:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I don't think so, Okay, I mean where was I
going to go?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Yeah, we're out in the waves.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I feel like my curfew was I think until I
was sort of sixteen or seven sixteen, I reckon my
curfew was like eleven o'clock. I thought, I feel like
eleven thirty or something. Maybe when I was seventeen, maybe
twelve o'clock when I was maybe, yeah, twelve o'clock once
I left score seventeen something.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, does it get dangerous after dark? If you can't
do your own shoelaces up, Britta?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
That would that have been.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Your cur Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:24):
That's probably when you need the Velcrow or the Roman Sandals.
The other thing is that obviously the England men's cricket
team have had problems with alcohol and breaking curfews before,
and that's why they've got.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
The midnight crefew in place.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
I guess they don't want to get they don't want
the guys to get in trouble again.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
You're allowed to be You're allowed to be up awake
but you can't be outside of your hotel room.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, but I could be blacked out drunk in the
hotel lobby and that's absolutely fun. If I'm next door
at the pub that's going off there. I would hate
to have a curfew puttle me as an adult. I
think I just rage against that. And in fact, yeah,
if I was going to go and have an early
night and then tell me I just remember you've got
a curfew, I'll be like, huh, now I have to
go out.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I wasn't going to, but now I have to.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah. Former All Blacks Verse five Limasupwanga is luding New
Zealand Rugby's early catch of attack coach Tony Brown from
twenty twenty eight. Sapwanga, who played under Brown in the
twenty fifteen Super Rugby title run with the Highlanders, says
he's one of the best attacking minds in the world
and in z Rugby have been silly not to sign
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him in the past.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah I do again. I know I keep going on
about this. I just wonder what that means for Dave
Rennieverus Jamie Joseph, because I feel like those two are
attached at the hip and I wonder if it's a
coincidence that his contract starts just after Dave Rennie's finishes.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Do the burn research and the Bulldogs have been the
Heels fourteen twelve on the back of a scoreless first spell.
To wrap up Round fourteen of the NRL, Skipper Stephen
Crichton scored one of the bulldogs two second half tries
and kick the winning penalty. He's a good player. Can
I jump into thirteenth while Paramatta remain second to last?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
And I was gutted last night because it's so exciting
when there's a Monday game on. But I missed the
start of it. And when I checked, it was half
time and it was no law. I said, I'm probably
not checking that off.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
So I think sometimes those no laws can be quite good,
you know. I like a lull, like like a tight
rug balloon.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Game, no no, no, no, a bludger, a bludger.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Like Christ put me on school.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Up next, we're talking about Batdogs.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Jerry and Minn, the Hodiarchy, Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I'm not sure if you've seen these things, but over
in the States at baseball games, not major League baseball games,
but the one down from that whatever that is double
a triple A minor league. It's got some weird name. Yeah,
they've got these things called batdogs.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh tell me about the bat doog man. I like
the bad dog, love the bad dogs. Beet that the
bat dogs.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
So when a batsman hits a ball, and baseball, you
had a run, a base hit or maybe a home
run or whatever, and you get a hat and you
run around that you chuck your bat as you're running.
You don't run with your bat like cricket. And then
once you've finished, the dog comes out and grabs a bat, yeah,
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and takes it somewhere.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I saw this. They tacked them back into the dugout.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
But the.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So what happened the other day was the guy was
rounding a third, coming home and the bat dog was
a little bit late to the bat. So it comes
bounding out and old mates trying to run back into
home and the bat dogs right there in his way,
and he had to jump injured himself. Duney's Patel attendant,
which I've done before. It's not a fun fun. It
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takes a long time to like long time to Yeah,
how did you do your patella dunk contest? No, we
were playing. It was just that we were playing a
game basketball and I went for Look, I'm going to
call it a dunk because we'll never know whether I
would have dunked that or not. And then this guy
just held me down and so as I pushed off
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my leg, I didn't get off the ground and my
fatal attend and was like, oh, that'll do me okay,
And yes, train that takes ages to come back from. Now,
he didn't tear it, which I have seen happen in
rugby league games before, but he was out for a
number of weeks, and so they've now had to put
a halt of the Batdogs.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, there's no more Batdogs. I didn't realize that, and
that's for the Tulsa Drillers. Yeah, but I didn't realize.
So the Batdogs also they do a bit of a
show before the game. They run around the bases. Yeah,
I mean, it's pretty cool. If you go along to
baseball in the States, it's quite something. There's something happening
the whole time. And because they play so many games. Yeah,
(17:38):
you know, unlike New Zealand, where we play one game
a week in the weekend, they're constantly playing. I mean,
they play baseball what is it four games a week?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, I think I think this season's eighty two games
and then the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, they play every second day basically, Yeah, pretty much.
You don't have practice when would you? No, exactly do
you do spring training?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
And then so this sort you play, you don't practice,
whereas our sports are practice based. And then yeah, but
do you think how much of a rugby player trains
compared to how often they play?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, but you think about playing eighty two games of
rugby in a season, you probably probably couldn't do that.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Do you think your boxer Yoko could be trained to
be a bat dog? Do you think should go absolutely hopeless?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Because she's good at going and retrieving the thing, but
then when she brings it back sometimes I don't know
whether it's just because she's not the smartest dog in
the world, or that she's just territorial with the thing
that she gets, but she just she Ganda doesn't really
want to give it to you. You have to. Then
she wants to play a game and tug with you
of tugging the ball, and she really enjoys the game of.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Tag neavor on someone's lucky bat.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Also, that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I think she's the scrapper, isn't.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
She okay, sure have a crack at the other dog.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So I imagine you let her loose out under the
field to go and go a bat. She just tears
a beje on freeze to bit Jerry and m.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Ni the Hodkey Breakfast, Jeremy Wells, I'm a nice sue.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
It the Hdarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I don't know if you saw this yesterday, but it
was an unfortunate situation for Green Party co leader Madam
and Davidson, who was cruising along the Carpity Expressway on
Sunday doing a little bit of social media stuff with
another one of her MPs. So MP was filming her. Oh,
(19:23):
and they were doing a thing of like a busy
day in the la life of an MP. You know,
with me something. I think she's the only way to
were tongue here. There was something that was happening. Jesus,
it's not important.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Get ready with me for a tongue in today.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
It was not an important anyway. The person who was
filming her fellow MP just by accident happened to film
also the dashboard of the car that they would drive it.
And it was going the car was going one hundred
and twenty one k's and it was.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Now, I don't know what the speed limit was there,
but I'm guaranteeing it wasn't one hundred and thirty and
my books, so it was speeding.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
It turns out that there's been some research done because
as people will start doing research on this stuff, one
hundred and ten is the speed. It's an expressway, okay,
But it seems the Green Party have been partitioning against
these one hundred and ten speed.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Limits too dangerous.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
They're very focused on people driving slower.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, right, because it's dangerous to go that fast. Apparently
this is one of those things where as a as
a politician, your job is an and is only to
come up with the rules. Now, if you break the
rules yourself, you don't get to come up with what
the rules are anymore. I think that's how that sort
of works. For example, if she was an NRL player,
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should have been stood down for the rest of the
season for that. Had that literally happened, a player got
caught doing the exact same thing, although that was past school,
but they were out for the rest of the season. Yeah,
I mean, I think she should be out for the season.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Look, I mean who hasn't spared? Who hasn't spared? Everyone?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Everyone spared. The difference is my job is not to
come up with the speed limits. That that's where it's like,
I can speed. I've got no issue with anyone speeding.
It's when you're trying to put the speed limits on
and then you're speeding.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
That's oftentimes the problem. He is so madam, and Davidson
has come out and she said, yeap, okay, fine enough,
I'm bad, my bad. I was going too fast and
every day's a learning day and I promise I will
never be going that fast.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
And never.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Sure filmed.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well new rule. Then if you just say sorry, I
was going to fast, teachable moment you get off the
speeding ticket. Is that how that works?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Well? I wonder if she does get earlier today. She says,
I was snapped driving too fast by my own impet
eleven case of the speed limit on. Say how I won.
I completely accept this is my era and not when
I take lightly. We have speed limits for a reason
and the safety of my passenger and other road users
is not negotiable. A teachable moment for me. She says.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
She's also signed off for their own name on her
own Instagram page.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
That's weird.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
It's just one of those.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
A's a massive own goal though, to be filming your
mate and then accidentally get them snapped. But it's something
I mean, you've said, you just said before. And I
think your autobiography should be called Caught on Film or
a life caught on film, because it's happened to you.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
A million times. Actually, my most recent one was a
camera that caught at TV and Z. They've got cameras
over all the doors, over all the entries, exits, et cetera.
And I was riding my bike to work and I
used to ride down the ramp that you go into
because the only way you can't get through a normal door,
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you've got to go down through the garage door. And
they have a rule at TV and Z that you
have to get off your bike to go and through
the garage door. You're not allowed to ride through the
Why do not ask? Sorry, don't ask why? I and
so I was caught on camera riding down the ramp
(22:56):
into Now you bad. You think that if you saw that,
you just go, well, it makes more it's actually more dangerous,
like because it's a slight downside that. Yeah, the idea
is that it's somehow I don't even know what the rule.
It actually doesn't make sense. But anyway, a photo of
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me riding down through into the garage was then circulated
to this. This went all the way to the top
to the CEO as.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
It should have.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Man, you're a scum bag.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Yeah, and there was a photo of me, you know, and.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Then scumbagging down the.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
And asked if I could please obey the rule, So
it was I above the roll?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Please explain?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Do I think I'm above the roll? One of those ones?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
My answer is yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Well, when the rule is that stupid?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I got a dumb rule. I got caught out last
year and we talked about it briefly. My partner had
ordered something online. The couriers showed up to deliver it
to me just as us sneaking out of the house
of my golf clubs, and he had to take a
photo to confirmed delivery. So he takes a photo and
this is my golf club me loading my golf clubs
into the back of the swift in the background, and
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then it got sent straight to her. She's like, oh,
off golfing, it's like snitch.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Give us a call eight hundred hardec You're three for it.
Three When have you been caught on camera? What you're
doing everywhere?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Now?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Are out to get us?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I had another one, which I'll tell you about up next,
but it involves a bit of vandalism and someone actually
deleted the footage for me. I'll tell you about it
up next.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah, I got caught paying for sex once. I can
share that one too.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Jerry and Minight the hod Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Talking about moments that you've been caught on camera. This
is on the back of Madame and Davidson, who's the
Green Party co leader, being caught on camera doing one
hundred and twenty one k's an hour and a one
hundred and ten k zone. This is on the back
of her actually advocating against raising the speed limits of
both highways and residential roads. She's focused on lowering speed limits.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
She missed the real pivot opportunity there should have gone.
I actually think one twenty one is not that quick.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
We could probably probably bunt the speed limits up. It
was pretty safe.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I'd say she'd get a lot more vote.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Got to where I was going pretty pretty happily, but
she was snapped on camera and it's always by the
ones you least expect. It was by her own party
member who was filming for some sort of get Ready
with Me Instagram situation and accidentally panned past the thing.
Just poor poor hygiene from the filming person there, you know,
to just to just swipe past the Yeah, so we
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want have to know. On three four oh three, I
had one hundred hardak. You ever been caught on film?
Jerry has a million times, as person said. I got
caught sitting off the fire alarm in the Cube, Wellington
at four fifteen am Thursday morning by CCTV. Had a
photo of me with my shirt over my head exploring
the building plasted on the noticeboard. Was caught and trespassed.
Oh that'll happen. I've had a similarity. Well, we had
(25:57):
a shipment years ago of Hadaki bar blades. I'm sure
I've told this story before, but they're the bottom open
of things massively you see them at the bars, and
we've got a shipment of It felt like about a
ton of them got dropped off because you know the
metal bars in these boxes, they're on a trolley and
similar situation to your parking building Jerry where downstairs here
at work, I had to load them into our little
(26:19):
promo cupboard. So there's a roller door and there's a
ramp leading down to the roll of the door, and
at the top you've got to swipe a card raises
the roller door. Kate Britton from out in the office,
she goes, I'll swipe the thing. You take the trolley
down there. So I get onto the ramp with this trolley.
Now this stage there's about a ton of pure steel
just pushing me down the thing. Kate swipes her card
and the thing just goes b B be denied. Oh okay,
(26:42):
you've got momentum. Now I've got momentum more. I can't
open my feet is slipping. I can't stop this thing.
I'm like, she's swiping the thing gets rejected. Now she's
buzzing through the reception. The whole thing's happening in slow motion. Well,
eventually we pick up enough steam that it slams me
into the roller door. And I just did the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Well, to be fair, that roller door that's taken an
absolute battering, particularly from the person who used to sit
in the seat that used them, And I yes, famously,
Matt Heath took possession of a toy to Highlux with
the number plate Leslie, the personalized number plate Leslie, and
he took the keys he was given the keys bass Lane.
(27:23):
He then turned on the car. He drove the car
out of the car out of its actual physical car park,
and then around and got to the roller door. Yes,
the roller door. He then swiped the roller door, then
went up so he could exit the car park.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
And he then started driving too quickly before the roller
door had got to the top of its smark and
took the entire roller door out as it collected the
roof rack of the of the Highlux.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I know this because this brought the city to its
knees because then he the Highlux was stuck there and
so cars.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Couldn't get into the building.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
So that caused the traffic jam outside work here, which
is in the CBD at Auckland. So and at peak
rush hour traffic. It brought the city to its knees.
Traffic backed up everywhere. I couldn't get home for like
two hours.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
No, and there were people inside of the building who
had important meetings to get to and nobody could get
in or out of the building and Matt just fled.
I lifted, he fled, He just took off and it's
all caught on camera. That's the most brilliant thing because
you see him get out and then look around and
then just take off.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Well thankfully, when I broke the door of the security
guard at the time, it's just like I saw you
run into that door there. I was like, oh, yeah,
sorry about that, he is. Don't worry, No one'll ever
see that footage on you mate.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Jerry and Midnight The Hoarchy Breakfast Jerry.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
And Mania catch the radio show from six till ten weekdays,
The Hdarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So we were at a cafe used today after the
show and ordered a cheese scone.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I like to consider myself the cheese scone a seur.
I know a thing or two about cheese scones. I've
tried them all over the all over the country and
indeed the world, and the best still want to know
where the best cheese gone I've ever tasted was Kadrona
up the top of the mountain at the cafe up there.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
And was that because it was the most expensive?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
No, but it was.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
But was that cheese gone up there?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I don't know because I put it on the company
credit card.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
We're going into the double figures, though, aren't we. We
we're looking at twelve, yeah, maybe thirteen.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Where else are you going to get a cheese gone
up there? You know? What are your other options? You're
a captive audience. It was so good that I asked
them for the recipe and got it too, really never
able to recreate it at home. And I think because
the secret ingredient is love. But anyway, and I don't
have any, but I so.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Yeah yesterday when I have my customary cheese gone, yeah,
and they were preparing the chefs gone. They asked I
was just in behind him actually at the counter, and
they said, would you like that? Would you like that
sucker toasted? And I said yes, yes, he'd like heat
every time. So into the sandwich press it went. We
went and sat down.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
After a few minutes, I could see him and I
looking over towards the kitchen area, wondering because if we'd
had our coffees delivered by that stage, just about finished them,
where's my where's my cheese gone? And it was you
could see it in the sandwich press with some other food,
and meanwhile the person who had put the scon into
the sandwich press was waylaid gas bag and gasp atom
(30:28):
with customers order. It was doing a job. But now
this was a situation. So we could see the cheese
s gone over there and it had been it had
been five minutes at least, at.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Least yeah, and it was in. It was in the
the toasting machine was open and it was both cut
in half and then in half sides down, and you
could see it.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Now at this point we discussed this. We said, okay,
you know that your cheese scone at the moment is
currently in that sandwich press. That's your cheese gone. Pay
for it, I have, it's in there. Now. If you
know that that cheese gone is being overdone and forgotten,
what do you do?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Do you say something?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Do you approach the counter and say, excuse me, I
think my cheese gone is being overdone in the sandwich press.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
The main problem is, as you've described, they appear to
have got quite busy, so quite hard to then push
in front of other people to be like, oh sorry,
it's kind of a grab mascon.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
There's also you don't know the ins and outs of
that sandwich press. No you don't know how quickly it works.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
A great point, and it would be bold of you
to assume that you know it better than she.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Does, given that she works there.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
And the worst cast scenario would be you get up,
you barred you out of the front of the things
that hey, you're burning my cheese gone. She presents you
with a perfectly heated cheese.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Gun man coming through, man coming through. I think you're doing.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
That wrong, isn't it as I think you're burning the
cheesecun so? So so what do you do? The cheese gone? Is?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Then it was then presented Yes, now I.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Would say I would describe it as marginally overdone. It
was definitely crunchier than I would have liked it. And
the big issue is Jerry documented yesterday it was cooked
so hard that the butter then wouldn't soak into the cheese,
but a lake.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
The butter laked on the top. It didn't soak in,
it pulled into the dirt.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
So yeah. But the thing is like, if someone gets
your order wrong or slightly miss times, are you because
I just will never say anything. I would get literally
the other day, ordered chicken nuggets from a reputable fast
food outlet they gave me the sweet and sour source
didn't give me the nuggets, and I just counted it
really well. I was already at home by the stage.
(32:49):
But what am I going to do? Call up the
call Ronald himself and they answer the phone. No, and
it's for like a four dollar purchase. I'm just not
the kind of person to say anything about it.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
No, neither of my I mean the other day I
had a here, like a decent sized here in my.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Food that was mine, wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
I think it was, And I don't well, I don't
know where it came from, but still I just ate.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
It a couple of ticks through this cheese scone and
in Zi's actually at the Auckland Zoo. Trust me on
this goat tear Big said, it's a travesty to put
a sky on a sandwich press. It's meant to be
soft in the middle, not crispy. Ifs me right off
should be headed in an oven. And then Ashley said,
you should just start a hucker until they figure it out.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Jerry and Night the Hotarchy breakfast.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
It's academic. Give us a call now, I eight hundred herdechi,
I eight hundred forty eight seven two five. If you
want to play, we'll ask you five questions. You've got
to get three correct. You'll have forty five seconds to
do it, and if you do it, you get your
high school onto the much vaunted role of it's academic
(33:59):
sewn from walking by from the show What school did
you go to?
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Mount Albert Grammar School?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Maggs, I can't see it on there. I can't see
it on there must have been. That's a pretty big school,
isn't it in Auckland. There must have been some famous
people come out of there.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Fairly big funny. I think one of the names.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I have heard of him.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yes, were they running that agricultural part of Mount Abbott
Grammar when you were there, Sean?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
They were.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
They've got like a farm or something that's attached to
the school, don't they.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Right?
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Yeah, I think it was run or something like that.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
It's high school is an Auckland. It's out the gate.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah, it's a big school, Meggs. It's a big one, okay, Sean.
You know how this works, don't you.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
My high school is built on a farm, not that
way around.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
All right, We're going to ask you five questions You've
got to get three correct for the one hundred dollars buntings.
Vo actually got forty five seconds. Let's get into it.
The Warriors have played two NRL Grand Finals. Name one
of the opponents they've faced. No, it was the Seagulls
(35:06):
or the Roosters. What is the name of the boy
band that running Keating was part of West? No, it's
boys Owe. You've got to get these three correct.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
Now.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
What is the capital of Ukraine? Yes? What was the
name of will Smith's aunt on the fresh Prince of
bel Air? That's a rude who knows that? That knows that?
Speaker 9 (35:30):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Sean doesn't know? It's an't viv Well, I can't get
it now. Who knows that? Apart from the night But.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
You knew the boys own and whist life one know, Jerry,
to be fair, I did know that one.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Would you have known the last one? Sean? What are
the first names of the black out of father son
duo who has played for the Crusaders And yeah, unlucky
Sean is just lucky the drawer some mornings will let
you get the hard shoulder of that.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
You can actually turn left now rather than just indicating
I think that was what was going on there?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, the tacking and then the tacking of our clock
was short circuiting.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Men Jerry and Lania the Hodarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Jerry and Lania joined the complayt the Hadarki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
My blame claim to fame time because it's a Tuesday,
textus on three four eight three with your lame claims
to fame. No claim to fame as too lame.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
No, we've also got your opportunity to get in the
draw early doors on sosh mets. So a few of
you took that opportunity last night and I'll read them
out for you. Thusly my lame claim to fame. I
saw a friend of the show ARJ Barker and the
Plaza and Parmesan North. I said hello, prickly response.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Back, interesting friend of the show as Barker Arch Barker comedian.
You may remember him from Flight of the Concords. He
played the dude that was wearing the bandana. Yes that
sold fruit.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Yes it is Canadian.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Gentlemen, you think by watching that show you think he
seems like a good time, But no, not at all
a good time. In fact, he would I would say
he was the worst gift that we've ever had on
the show. And I don't say that, I don't say
that lightly.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Because we've had Gelin in here twice a week for.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
He is exactly he's I think he's been in twice kids.
Rather the first time he was Preckley, and then I
remember us saying oh, surely, And then when the opportunity
came up to talk to him again, I remember us saying, oh, God,
remember last time was really awkward and then maybe just
had a bad day. Yeah, get him, come on. I mean,
we're an open sort of a we've got an open
(37:42):
door policy here on the show come along chances, and
we're all about second chances on the show. Goodness gracious,
where would we be if we hadn't had a second
chance at some station?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Would be on the show?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
I wouldn't be either.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
No, that's literally fired from.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah. So then he came back on the show. Where's
the second time? Okay? So that's enough now, no more
ashbark and no more comeback. People say, well, why in
what way was he prickly? If you turn up to
be a comedian and you're turning up as a gift
on a show, normally you want to talk about things,
you know, that's just normally the idea of just turning up.
It was an open heart and open mind, and he
(38:20):
just did not want to be And it's like, you've
asked to come on the show, don't say can I
come on your show? And they're not saying anything.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
It's weird. Where's the view I've ever been a part of?
And it had nothing to do with the guy who
was doing the interview. But he came in when they
opened the Auckland Fish markets and he brought in two
giant styropham tubs full of raw fish. I was like, hey,
radio station here, no one can see that or we
could smell it. I'm just going to leave this here because.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Tell you with you.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Saw Scottie Stevenson munching down a dart walking up mount
in Eden Road last week. Yes, I have been to
the jets.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Impressive.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
That is impressive, although wouldn't be the only person to
have seen that. I've been the JFK site and Deally
Plaza and Dallas also called it the book suppository.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Okay, wait on, it's a depository.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
That's not that's not a lame clind of fame that's
just you've gone somewhere, you know what I mean, Like
that's too lame for well, I don't think that's a
lame clan to name. I've been to the Plate, I've
been to Daly Plaza.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I stood where Martin Luther King stood when he got shot.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
That doesn't that's not a claim to you anymore.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
How's this one there? All right?
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Jim, I can't wait for this.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I will get you back with this one. Yes, lost
my v plates to a guy to a guy who's
fiancee was on the Last Celebrity Treasure Island.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Okay, I need to Those are one of those ones
where you've got to go. There's there's a few stages here. Okay,
last my plates to a guy who.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Was fiance was on the Last Celebrity That this we're
virgin on slander here because it's probably only I don't
know how many people were on that show would be
probably too easy to.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
It depends on when you when you lost your v pats.
I mean if that was recent.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Oh yeah, of course, yeah, sorry, in my mind that
was happening concurrently.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Oh no, no, I think that may have been happened
back in the.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
One Last One if I could from the sosh Med
desk please, gentlemen, this week's lame claim to fame. I
went to a party this weekend. Was that it and
meta guy whose kid's name was Wells. When I asked,
like Jeremy Wells, he replied, yeah exactly. Apparently he had
met Jerry at a cricket match and had a bathroom
(40:35):
selfie in conversation with Jerry, and he was so moved
by his experience he proceeded to name his son Wells.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Well first name well I think first name Wells Lane's laye.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Wow, that is lame. I've had many a bathroom experience
with fans over the Yeah, where was there at Eden Park?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Said bathroom selfie? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
That seems to have triggered ed in park for you.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Bathroom selfies are always interesting ones you're at the urinal
and you never know. Could we have a selfie? I
suppose could you not tilt it down?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Thanks for that, Jerry and Minya the Hodakey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
We are currently embroiled and lame claims to fame. You
can text us on three four eight three, or you
can give us a call. Oh eight hundred Hrdachi and
tell us your lame claim to fame. Everyone's got one,
and on this show, no claim to fame is too lame.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, well there's one here that says. My lame claim
to fame is I shared a house of Petty Wheepoo
for three days. That's pretty lame, but also pretty cool.
I also and I shared half of the story the
other day when David Yuki came in.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
He and I shared a bedroom at one.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Point, although we never were in it at the same time,
but we lived in the same room. He moved into
my bedroom after me, and Hamilton, of all places.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
He moved into your bedroom, after you, after me, after you.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
So when I first moved up to the North Island,
my missus was working at the Hamilton zero and so
we moved to Hamilton, of all places, and he moved
into a flat there. It turns out that the owners
of that flat mates with David. We moved out, he
moved in.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Oh wow, okay, I wonder if he could fill your
presence after he left something about us saying.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
He was saying that's where he got a lot of
his boxing prow is from. He's just like you could
just sense it when you walk down and he's just
like he could sense and then all of a sudden
his heads off, sins are and he's ducking and we
even hard to keep track of. And I mentioned it
to him last time he came in. I said, Hey,
don't do the whole thing about how you owe everything
to me, And it's like, my, you know this is
about you, man.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
It's got a Ben. Good morning, Ben, mark them in
the show, Ben, what's your lane? Planning to fame.
Speaker 9 (42:56):
Un and coming up to the Slayer's arm roundabout in
christ Shirt and we let Sam Whitelock merge in frontday
Oh like a zip.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
He didn't cut you off today?
Speaker 9 (43:07):
Yeah, we let emerge in front of us.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Were wow?
Speaker 7 (43:12):
Was he?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Was he a large unit? He looked large inside of
his car? Was he driving a small hatchback?
Speaker 7 (43:17):
No, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Oh yeah that makes up. That makes a lot of sense.
It's good to see someone.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I've got to say.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
The last time I attempted to move like a zip
in the Garden City, christ Church, I was blocked by
about six cars and nobody was going to be letting
me in. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Well, I was wondering, Ben, if maybe the reason that
you remember that is, because that's the last time you
let someone in, is that?
Speaker 7 (43:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Fair enough? All right, thanks for the call, Ben. Should
we go to line sex? Good morning? How were you
talking to? Hellow we got you there?
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Rare?
Speaker 9 (43:56):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Hi Rare?
Speaker 3 (43:58):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (43:59):
I'm good thing you guys?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Good?
Speaker 3 (44:01):
What's your lame time to pay?
Speaker 9 (44:04):
Darren McDonald used to come into the four square where
I went quite after.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Darren McDonald former TV three newsreader Darren McDonald.
Speaker 9 (44:12):
Yes, yes, and he was quite a character. He would
come in with his parrot on his shoulder, sorry, his parrot.
He'd come in with his parrot on his.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Shoulder, like a real parrot or a stuffed part real
parrot on his shoulder.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I've seen, I've seen that this is the issue with
duds with parrots on the shoulder, and I've seen a
few of them. Is that I had seen many people
with parrots on the shoulders.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
And a four square.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Never in a four square, Never in a fourth square.
But I assume they've got to do their groceries somewhere.
But tell me that's rare. Was there also a little
bit of bird droppings down one shoulder of his shirt?
Speaker 9 (44:48):
No, no, it wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Could talk?
Speaker 3 (44:53):
What are we talking here?
Speaker 9 (44:56):
Oh god, it's years a guy currt me, but just
your typical Yeah, I don't know cliff One.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Okay, so not a cocker too.
Speaker 9 (45:05):
I can't remember he had a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Did he seem like he had been awake for a
number of days? Rare? Because I'm pretty sure it was
Dan McDonald that famously was the person who would stay
up all night, maybe days on end on the myth
M Fittermine and then read the news.
Speaker 9 (45:22):
Absolutely. Yeah, he was always very tearful and heavy.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Good stuff. Thank you very much for the carereer. Let's
go to Eddie online. One morning, Eddie, what's your lame
claim to fame?
Speaker 7 (45:33):
Morning lads. I was in the club rooms just rummaging
around the rugby equipment and read or popped the head
and ask him where the lou was?
Speaker 3 (45:41):
What what rugby club are we talking about here? Idie?
Speaker 7 (45:45):
I don't wait to tucket it. I think her daughter
or Tiger's daughter placed upon someby. So there was a
match on.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Okay, what we what were rummaging around for?
Speaker 7 (45:55):
We're looking for I'll try to seal equipment.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
There, goos Governor three we've got other people in legal trouble.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
We've got ourselves in legal trouble. It's good.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
Jerry in the.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Night, the breakfast, and then we got time for one
more lame claim to fame before we have to go
to the break before the sports headlines. Joe joins us.
It's Joe morning, Joe. How are you?
Speaker 7 (46:30):
Yeah? Good danks about yourself?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Given there for Tuesday, Joe, what's your name? Claim to fame?
Speaker 7 (46:34):
That so my lame claims to famers on my freshift
in Camp Patty, we came and stayed with us for
three days.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Ah, you're the guys shared a room with Petty Weeper.
Now I presume are you about Petty's age? Were you
guys playing against each other?
Speaker 7 (46:49):
No, he was my coach at the time.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
Well hang on, you shared a rum with.
Speaker 7 (46:53):
The Oh yeah, well so you don't like three of us?
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Okay, it's a large house and you're all gone away
on Camp Patty Weepo's there as well. Good coach, would
you say, Joe?
Speaker 7 (47:06):
Oh yeah, awesome coach. Actually, apart from it like sex
thirty in the morning when he wake you up by
bashing pants together, which was average, But that's.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
An interesting way to wake people up.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
How did the team go that year?
Speaker 7 (47:19):
Yeah, we did all right. I think I don't actually remember.
I think we came second in our competition.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
So that you take that made the final take that
take that.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Do you keep in touch with them?
Speaker 3 (47:32):
No, I haven't actually.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Fallen out of touch.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Do you think he'd remember you, Joe, probably not. Thanks
you cool, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Jerry and they breakfast.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Got a photo sent through yesterday to the group chat,
and it's a photo from a wedding that you attended
over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Beautiful, beautiful wedding and again, congratulations to fab In and
need beautiful couple.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yeah. The photo itself is of a it's a mirror.
It's a mirror selfie, one of those mirror mirror shots,
and so it has the name of the of the
couple who were married.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Yes, now this is something that I think I've seen
it every wedding I've been doing in the last two
to three years. But it's a it's a full length
mirror and it will have some sort of white sticker
over the top of it that will say bride and
groom and then a date. And then the idea is
you take mirror selfies in that mirror and then you
post those to your social media. So we did that.
It was me, my long suffering partner Jeff, and her
(48:31):
father Daniel, and we said, how do we fidd all
three of us in there? So I've got just a
solution for you. I'll put the I'll put the gustut
of these trousers to work, and I'll squat down in
front of us.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Then we'll all fit in the photo.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
And what you from what you can see in the blary,
unfocused part, that was going to be a beautiful photo. Unfortunately, Unfortunately,
what's happened is my missus has taken a photo and
she hasn't looked at the screen of her phone. She's
too busy trying to look into the lens of the
phone for the photo. Yep, half of the photo and
(49:02):
it's up on social media now you can go and
check it out on disappointingly, Facebook and Instagram at the
moment and half the photo is taken up by the crown.
Speaker 5 (49:10):
Of my head at point blank.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Now. Also annoyingly, it's auto focused directly on that and
the crown of my head probably not quite as thick
as it once was, and it looks like an Ashley
martinette and for the right price, it can be reached out.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Just had me a look at the top of your
head there, and I really I'm looking deep into it.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Into the into the milky way.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
The crown does look like the milky way. It's a
welly Is that a double crown that you're operating there?
Is that a single crown?
Speaker 1 (49:41):
That would explain a lot there?
Speaker 3 (49:42):
But it does seem like there's a patch there.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
It does, it's not as it doesn't look thick, doesn't
doesn't look thick, to be.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Honest, there's a patch there that seems to be just
just coming away a little. There seems to be some
deforestation occurring.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
There does seem to be some de forestation and.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Orangutang wouldn't be living in that part.
Speaker 5 (50:02):
Of the Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
No, it's in fact, I think it's been cleared away
so they can plant palm kernel in my head? Is
that what cabres comes through?
Speaker 5 (50:11):
Scorched earth at the back of my head?
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Now? Has it always been like that?
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Have we got have we got some before and afters?
Have we got some progress shots from last year?
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Funnily enough, no one's ever taken a photo of that
particular part of my head. It's always the ones that
you least expect. It's always those closest to you that
do you the duties.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
This photo, I mean it was the start of the ship.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
She was showing everyone that would look look at this
phot that I've taken him. I don't know, gon have
a look at it on sosh Mid and let me know.
Is the time to take it to the woodshed? Is
she all over? Is it all over?
Speaker 3 (50:45):
She's not all over?
Speaker 5 (50:46):
Is it time to take it to the woodshed?
Speaker 3 (50:48):
I would actually argue min I with your hair, that
it's all about angles.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
I think, like, for example, I'm on.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
An angle at the moment looking into the front of
your hair because I'm looking straight at you, and you know,
I mean, you could say that it's thinning in the
front there.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
Okay, well much better hold on bear with me.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
You could say, you could say that it's thinning at
the front there. But is it just the angle that
I'm looking in on, Because when your hair goes to
a certain angle that you can see kind of throw, it's.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Dead straight, and so it's like a brush. I've always
thought cutting my hairs, like you know, those guys that
cut hedges into chickens and things like that. Topists. Yeah,
that's what it's like. So and yeah, So if I
was going to be if I was going to try
and defend myself, if I was going to get on
the front prawn on the front defensive, I would say,
but of grease in the hair. I just got to
a wedding, so it's going to clump it a little bit.
(51:38):
And also yeah, bad angle. But I mean once you
start making those concessions, if I've got time to bring it.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
Up, Jerry. And then the hold Ikey breakfast Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Which means it's lame claim to fame time. As always,
we didn't quite get through everyone's lame came.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Everyone's got one, everyone's gone. And the other thing is
everyone gets another one on throughout the week. It seems,
you know, like you've got one and then you hear
another one. Then you go, oh, that's right. I shared
a room with David Nick.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
That's your name claim to is my name claim for
James James's name claim to famous, my lame claim to fame.
As I saw the rapper Savage having a city on
Mangoley Bridge the same day I saw him doing a
smoke for it on TV. It's not our future. No,
it's off in the case, isn't it. Remember Shane warn
back in the day he sent the huge amount of
money to do some kind of thing for some I
(52:27):
think it was neck a red or something. Yeah, and
then got busted smoking in fact photographed by people smoking Siggi's.
He wasn't happy about it.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Not us man, We wouldn't do that kind of thing.
Morning fellas Ben Stokesfield. And for my club cricket site,
it's Shirley Chrish Shurts as a fifteen year old before
going to the UK look the goods for a run
of ball twenty before one of the lads barbecue him
reacted with a substantial amount of red mist.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Really, I walked past Ryan Reynolds outside Barney's in New
York City, yelled his name and pointed. He sighed and
popped the collar and walked on.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
Good on it. I went to a concert Eden Park,
Jay Z and U two still behind Kesha Carsel Hughes
Snug and her boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
There we go. My name claim to fame is that
I was at a pharmacy school at the same time
that Josh Cromfeld was a physio, well physioschool. I vividly
remember eating pies while dancing and health science circle on
the Bowler dance floor with Josh cutting shapes. Well, I
can imagine Josh Konfeld could cut some shapes.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah, could could move yep, great command of his body,
both the sporting and dance eccents, large shoulders, and you
would have to assume in other senses too.
Speaker 6 (53:31):
I've got a Josh Cronfeld adjacent. Lamb claimed to fame.
I was playing in a band at a wedding and
it was at Midleway, and Josh Cronfeld was the photographer,
and yes he did dant He was the photographer at
the wedding, And yes he did dance to our band,
and yes he could cut shape.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yes he danced and took photos at the same time.
Men can't do. He paid for the all blacks. He's
a physio. He was on Celebrity Treasure Island.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Once sports reporter, journalist of no journalists, Yeah, broadcaster. I
don't think there's much he can't do.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Wow, what a talented man.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
My lame claim to fame or our lame claim to fame,
rather my eleven year old blues at the Warriors game
with his dad and they saw Kezy at the pub
after the game. Well, there you go. That is lame.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
I shared an elevator at the Jamescott. Now this is
not that lame I shared an elevator at the James Cock.
So it's the hotel in Wellington with Joonah Lomu and
Greg Murphy.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
I mean, you've got to wonder what would bring those
two titans of industry together.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
That's a good question. There'll be some sort of charity
event perhaps, Yeah, you'd think so. But also you've got
one of the greatest, one of the greatest drivers of
all time, Greg Murphy, and arguably one of the greatest
rugby players, certainly the most famous in all time Joanah Lomou.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Yes, Michael Jordan of Rugby Union, I would say I
have a Greg Murphy adjacent lame claim to fame. I
once talked about buying second hand commodores with Greg Murphy.
Is there anyone that you could think of it to
be better to talk to about buy second hand commodores?
Speaker 3 (55:01):
I always wonder about this with drivers, like the drivers
know their cars. Like. To be a good driver, you
have to understand the mechanics of a vehicle.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
I think, particularly in what he did and the fact
that he was Withholden for that whole time. So yeah,
I reckon. I think he'd know a thing or two.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Jeremy Wells and Manaia Stuart find them on Instagram at
Hodarki Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (55:21):
The Hodaki Breakfast get set for winter with Bunning's trade
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