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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The herd, I you break the show, load up on

(00:01):
top trade brands at bunning straight.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Dejudger jolly Jim. Jim then moves you roll the Joey in.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Your want shame all right, let's.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Ladies and gentlemen. That is cam Ryecroft seems to be
cutting his own tune through there. Good on you, Cam,
welcome along to the show. It's the hard to keep
breakfast mo name er whois?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
And I still good morning Jerry and welcome back in there.
The magic of zoom link from the Wellington office has
Wellington this morning beautiful today.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Looking out the window here, it's that classic Wellington day
where you look out west and there are clouds above
the hills over Calbourn that looked quite low but blue sky,
a little bit of breeze.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
How for ruders in the studio this morning morning ruder, Yeah,
cam Ryecroft, he took it a little bit of editing
to kind of beat match and there was no hope
on on the pitch matching.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I think it was a powerful a cappella rendition that
he was. He debuted as well.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's two layers for zoean Studio B two.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
And a hat just in case it gets too sunny.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
So we're warm. How are you warm in the studio? Ruda.
If people do want to send in those a cappella
songs at the top of our hour, how do they
do it? They go into the iHeartRadio app and then
they press a little microphone icon and send it into you.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah, and they can go for up to thirty seconds,
I think it is. And then I try and beat
bach them with the extra song that some people send
them through the songs. I don't recognize the songs at all,
so then they just get a generic thing underneath them.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Fair enough, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I found a long range forecast, by the way, I know,
I know, I've been crying out for this from November
through to January next year.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Ah up long range. I mean that is an extensive
long range forecast.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
We're looking at a summer of two personalities.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I found an interesting calendar that I want to share
with your.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Neck, Jerry and Mini. The hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I won down here in Wellington and yesterday I was
at the boat shed down on the waterfront. Delightful. We're
filming a seven sharp special. We're going around the country,
traveling around doing shows in different places last night Wellington.
This is the northern, the North Island part of it.
And I was in a little back room at the
boat shed built in nineteen ten. Place to house boats,

(02:30):
I suppose, but not really. It's actually it's row boats
more than anything else. Lots of pictures up on the
wall of rowing teams, eights and things back from the
early nineteen hundreds. People in blazers standing around kind of
staring at each other like they wanted to make love
to each other. Cocks Yep, there was a cocks in there,
and I thought to myself, jeez, I'll tell you what,

(02:52):
you'd have to be a brave person to be right.
And there's a gaee force northerly wind coming in and
the boatshead was being buffeted, and I mean, how often
you're actually able to row out there in the harbor.
I'm not sure. But I did come across this calendar
on the desk there in the back room, and it's
called the kelandri or Romano, and it took my eye

(03:14):
because I thought, what this is but unusual. It seemed
to be a whole lot of priests, but it was
a giant calendar much like our New Zealand Firefighters calendar. Yeah,
these priests were wearing their their their priest clothes habits.
What do you call that? I don't know. The nun
wears a habit and the priest we was a dog collar. Yeah,

(03:35):
they got the your robes. Now that's not a Catholic thing,
is it? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah? Catholic? Catholic?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, well I thought so maybe we're running a different
brand of Catholicism down here in the South Pacific.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
But I never seen the collar. Right, Well, this is
an interesting calendar because it's essentially just twelve hot easts. Yeah,
and they're sort of twenties. You sent this through.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Into the group chair and the first response was from
Cape Britain from out the office, and she said, forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned. That's the kind of that's the
kind of reaction this is eliciting from people around the office.
I mean immediately each of them. It's only a photo
of like shoulder up. So don't so I get it
in your head that they got the rosary beads draped

(04:23):
over their ebs.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
They haven't.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
They are they are in active service to the Lord.
They're in their full regalia, and they're all standing in
front of like.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Various churches and stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
A couple of a couple of fellows with hats, a
couple of performantive males pretending to read in public.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
They're actually not doing any of that. One man looks like,
looks mister March. Well, mister, I don't know father March
in your father March. Father March looks like he's performing
a christening. Yeah, I like that being snapped just sort
of outside of their churches, very casually. There's no fancy lighting,
but it's all in black and white. Quite it is.

(05:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
When I initially looked at this, I was like, we
were talking about it off here. I feel like, we'll
put this up on social media so you can ever
geeze yourself.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
But I was like, I don't have the priest.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I reckon they brought it in like random hot dudes
to take cutters and the priest get ups and then
and then sell it. But the more I look at it,
the more I'm like, maybe not, because particularly if you
look at July, like, yeah, that is not like if
you're bringing in hot thirds to.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Take he's disappointed July down. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
But then if you look at September and December, are
they the same?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Dude? September, December? O September and December, they might be brothers.
Maybe September and December.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, I reckon June is probably brothers with both of
them as well.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
They're lifting the congregation. Yeah that light. Look at September. Look,
apparently you can buy so I did a bit of investigation.
Apparently you can buy this at the Vatican. Yeah, Rome,
and I apparently it's it's legit because I mean imagine
imagine the Vatican like getting in hot doas and then
putting them, dressing them in a dog collar and biscuits

(06:07):
and your preest ripes. I mean it would be quite intense.
But clearly the person who's putting this together has got
an eye for a young Yeah, for a young man,
I mean yeah, because they're all in their twenties. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
But have a look at September. I mean, he is
eliciting a sin out of anyone who looks at him.
He is alictiting lust.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
But that's what happens, isn't. I mean, you grew up
Catholic min either, you know how this works. Apparently a
lot of a lot of why, you know, partners, A
lot of wise females, they do end up, you know,
lusting after the father.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
None of none of the priests in regional New Zealand
are done that, Jarry, I can tell you that you're
sure a hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, you should have said that. They did not look
like they would have made it onto this calendar. Okay,
not even in the youth.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
You know.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Bang that sucker up on social media so you can
cast your lust eyes across it.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
What about April, father April? Who is this could be
only united colors of Bennet on it?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Jerry and Miniah the hold ikey breakfast. The history of yesterday,
today tomorrow he nobile.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Today is the second of December twenty twenty five. And
on this day in history, yesterday it was his birthday.
But today, on this day in nineteen ninety three, Barbelo
Escobar was killed after yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
He only lived for one day, happy birth.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
After escaping his luxury prison Lactadral in nineteen ninety two,
Escobar spent over a year eluding capture.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
By late nineteen.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Ninety three, his empire was collapsing, his allies were abandoning him,
and his communication methods, especially radio and phone calls, were
increasingly desperate. We know that because they were tracing them.
On December second, he made a phone call to his family,
a critical mistake. Search Block Block their best getter, A
special Colombian police unit, traced the signal to his house,

(08:02):
where they shot him and posed for photos with his body.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, I've seen those photos. Not ideal. He's got the
shirt off, as it always happens with drug dealers when
they seem to be attacked and taken down, they've always
got the shirt off. I guess he's overheating with the shirt.
Was he on the cocaine, Pablo or was he just
sort of pedling it?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
You'd have to think so, at least from the TV show.
He just smoked heaps of weed, it seemed, oh really yeah,
well the Narcos show is just constantly smoking joints.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
He did, of course, set up a school, actually a
number of schools. He was funding a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, he was. But that was all sports
watching basically what was going on there. And that's the
funny part about like the because you know a lot
of tourists go over there and they want to see
the place where he lived and the place where he
shot and like and all this stuff. And the locals
are torn because they're like a lot of them are like,
but he killed so many people. This place was shit
o when he was alive. But then other ones are like, yeah,

(08:58):
but he built an entire you know, skill, a bloody
playground and airport, all this different stuff that he did.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Does that outweigh the other stand I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Are they trying to separate the artists from the art.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
That's right, That's exactly it hard to conceive of. In
nineteen seventy, New Zealand introduced these six o'clock swell closing
pubs as a temporary wartime measure at six o'clock. It
ended up lasting half a century. It led to decades
of quick drinking before pubs shut, so from about five
to six pm, pubs were packed wall to wall with
men trying to drink as much as possible before closing time.

(09:33):
So most most people finished work at five in those days,
and then they had to be out of the pub
by six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Ridiculous. And my grandfather used to tell me about this.
He was a big part of this and really set
him up for a life. I've been drinking, but he
was saying that people would just go ways on the floor.
So people just used the people would stand around and
it was standing room only. I think I don't even
think people sat down, yes, And I'm pretty sure people

(10:02):
used to pour pints. The bartends used to pour pints,
and they just used to line them all up ready
to go. Yeah that's right, so you could just distribute
it faster because obviously the pubs only had now to
make money. Yeah that's right.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
So bartenders just would pre pour hundreds of beers in
rows so people could just keep grabbing them. This is
what they do still in sports stadiums over in Australia.
Then people would just be downing them as fast as possible.
They'd go for about four to eight beers and under
an hour. And the thing about that is then that's
all the pub became is just you go in there

(10:33):
and you just scale as hard as you possibly can.
It would surprise you not at all. That was basically
just men that were there.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, ladies, no, ladies.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's also why we drink out of bigger you know,
we're often out of pints and handles. Some other places
have the you know, like an Aussie they got the
midi's and stuff like that. That all came from that,
because if you're only drinking for an hour, you are
drinking out of the biggest possible receptacle.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, and of course the jug jug with then the
eight ounce glass attached to it was a big part
of that as well.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I honestly reckon this is where a massive binge drinking
culture has come from. It's the same thing as if
you let a key we loose at an open bar
and they'll just get absolutely hammered, Whereas if you let
a bunch of Germans who have been drinking since they're
eight years old loose at an open bar, they probably.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Won't even get drunk.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Wow, Germans maybe Italian spinner, but yeah, I reckon that's
where it's come from anyway. That In October nineteen sixty seven,
the government finally introduced a ten pm closing for pubs
ending six o'clock Swill Birthdays nineteen.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Eighty one, It's Britney Bitch.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Britney Spears, American singer and pop icon is born.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Do you follow her on Instagram? During I do? And
I think I must unfollow it last. She just loves
getting in her togs and sort of sauntering around. It's
a bit, it's not good. There's some mental health issues there, ma'am.
I've just opened this app and I'm a mixed company.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Please.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Nineteen seventy three Monica Selez youngest ever French Open champion
at sixteen years old. In nineteen ninety three, during a
match in Hamburg, Germany, Salz was stabbed in the back
by a spectator obsessed with Stiffy Graff.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, two year hiatus from tennis. She eventually returned, winning
the Australian Open in nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
That was terrifying, Yeah, terrifying, amazing play. I mean to
win the French Open at sixteen, that's remarkable, incredible.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
And she shares a birthday with Lucy Liu, who was
born in nineteen sixty eight. You will remember her from
Kill Bill, Charlie's Angels and Shazam too. She's also a painter,
a martial artist and a philanthropist.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Jerry, is she left or right handed? I believe she's both.
She is left handed. Oh, Lucy lou is left handed.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
And that is the history of yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, tomorrow
fourth Tuesday, the second of December twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Jerry in the ninth the hold I key breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Reading an article from our bro Brando, who should probably
talk to you this week.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
He's come up with.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
The November January climate outlook for twenty five to twenty six.
This is the article we have been looking for for
a number of weeks now, the forecast for your summer,
and it is going to be a summer of two personalities,
hot and dry for most of the country, but could
be a rainy end to the season. So I've put
it on the dock there Jerify. Click on that we
link there.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
There is an image and it's.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Got rainfall and then temperature for January through November.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I've got that round the wrong way. November through January.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You'll see it in the temperature thing. Everywhere is going
to be above average. Oh, the whole country is red.
The whole country is bright red. Yeah, some parts of
it are even darker. So the west coast of both
the North and South Island are going to be hotter
than average by quite a bit, and then the rest
is going to be either average or above. So we
got a hot summer coming up. But we also have

(13:52):
the rainfall now the north of the North Island, that
is from anywhere from top or upwards. So if you
call it tiggy, you're going to have more rain than normal.
If you call it tag you're going to have the
average amount.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
And for me, that's the big one. Like the temperature thing,
you'll never really know. Some days you have hot days,
some days you have colder days. That's just the way
summer works. You'll never know, you know, if it's over,
say you know, a degree warmer on average for the
whole something, how would you bloody? Now, you don't know
until the news tells you.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, Like we had that where that scorcha last week
and it was the hottest day in Auckland in November,
and it's like I didn't know I knew that until
the news told you.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, you have some hot days, you have some that call.
The one that gets you is the rain. That's the
one that you notice because you go, why have there
been hardy any days where you know, I haven't been
able to go out and do things because it's been
raining the whole time. And that's the one that gives
me the shits. Yeah. So when it says above normal
for everywhere above the tiggy line, yeah, then I get

(14:57):
quite concerned about that. Although do you know what they
generally do, fire the sat people because that is the
wet half of the country, it is. That's the wetbit
and the bit down the South Island on the west coast,
those are the two wetbits.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
He also noted something that you've been aware of, Jerry,
and that is a significant to severe marine heat wave
conditions going on at the moment, which meant warmer ear
temperatures and more humidity. If our ocean temperatures are running
warmer than average, the now ear temperatures are likely to
be warmer than average as well. Have an upward influence
on temperatures. Especially that means rain or rain, Yeah, especially

(15:31):
at night, which will increase the humidity and make it
feel more uncomfortable. So the summer of two personalities basically
means it's going to be hot and dry for most
of the summer, and then right at the end around January,
it's going to be raining anywhere where. People call it tiggy.
If you call it tag it will stay dry.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
This is that's not what I wanted to hear and
I that is not it, although you know what these
are just predictions and ultimately nobody ever quite knows no Jerry.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
And Minnie the Hotiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Time for you later. Sport headlines thanks to expert Ultra
the ber for here. High level Red Bull Syndicate meetings
following yesterday's Katar Grand Prix are believed to have decided
Liam Lawson's twenty twenty six driving fate. Don't There are
reports that Lawson will remain at Racing Bulls next year,
and also that Isaac Hadya will be promoted to Red

(16:24):
Bull as Max for Stappen's teammate, replacing Yuki Sonoda, which
would drop him.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Back to why I don't understand why one of them
is better than the other one. They're both the same team,
you know what I mean? Racing Balls, yeah, and Red Bull.
How they well, I don't understand why one's better than
the other.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Are they run differently? They rude Red Ball evidently. But
why we've got different different cars? Well, aren't they supposed
to all have the same cars? And at the point
of Formula one, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
We're out of our lane here, We're way out of ourlane.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I think one's got a catalytic converter on it, the
other one doesn't. The other one's been p and sold
on trap. One's got a bloody thirteen B Bridgeport going
straight through it, and the otherland's got a jport. New
Zealand captain Tom Latham has backed a right arm pace
attack to deliver success against the West Indies in the
first cricket Test, starting in christ Church today. Matt Henry,
Zach Folks and Nathan Smith due to feature, with Blair

(17:19):
Techner or Jacob Duffy also likely to get the knot
on a pitch expected to seem more than spin. Yeah,
I'm picking it'll be Duffy.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Did you see that video of zach Folks smashing snapping
that guy's bat in half the other day?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Zach Folks, he's got to be in the team. Yeah,
I think so thin. He has to be. Henry's got
to be there. Is there no Gulliver?

Speaker 5 (17:39):
No Gulliver is maybe in for the second chiests. They
just want to see how he pulls up after the
one days.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, that's fair enough.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I would also say that zach Folks, despite bowling with
his right arm, is basically the equivalent of a left
armor because he swings.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
It the wrong way. Well exactly, it's very confusing for
batsman to deal with. I'd go Henry Folks Techna and
Duffy myself.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Henry Folks, Tichner, Duffy, Jerry technolog Technicolo has very good
I'd take g Lane out, but you know, no disrespect
to g Lane New Zealand paying a dollar twenty western.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
He's paying seven to twenty five.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
This is dangerous because we've written them off at every
format of the game. We've been like t twenty years,
they haven't been going too well, and then they went
pretty well against us. Then od Eyes we were like, no,
they're no good and I know they only won one game,
but every single one of those came right down to
the wire.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Jacob Worham is going to be joining us on the
show later on. I'm going to put that to him,
are we A yeah? I want to take up or
hel import the tosses as well. I think you win
the toss at Hadley Oval and then you wake the
opposition and ball moves around a little bit, could roll
them for sixty or seventy. What's his toss strategy. Yep, yes,
great question. Australia have swept the toll Blacks in their

(18:52):
two game series in Wellington, winning game two seventy nine
to seventy seven. Could see if will Hecke's buzzer beat
a three point Oh ye, New Zealand had led by
ten points with eight minutes to go. Not a great team,
New Zealand and holding onto a lead. New Zealand will
meet the Philippines and Guam in the next round of
qualifying in February. Yeah, that powerhouse of powerhouse of basketball

(19:14):
Guam Guam.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, that's right. Sam and Inger was duncan all over
them last night. He was just baptizing. There were two
dunks that he One of them was all over this
one dude trying to block him, and then the other
one was like a putback dunk over about three dudes.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
It was. It was the moral victory for us. How
big of Sam Meningo is h the seven Fooder? No
he's not, but he's Jesus not far off.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
We were talking about Christmas parties last week with Mashi.
We were outlining a few different rules and you know,
tactics to survive the silly season. But then we realized
that we actually don't have our I mean, we have
our own work Christmas do but you and IGERI will
Bill wait at Chasing the Fox. But a message came
through into our group chat last night that maybe we
could have.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Our own little work Christmas too.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
They're a classified air in our own newspaper this morning
and it reads six Party guaranteed six Friday, fifth of December,
eleven am to one pm. That's quite early, I would
say eleven till one eleven one yeah, two hours.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, hold on eleven am.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
One peah, two hours?

Speaker 2 (20:23):
What Yeah, that's this Fridays on a Friday. Www dot
six party dot coded.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
In z Well, can I just say don't go to
that website by the way, do not if you.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Why not? It's it's obscenely biological. It's it's very very graphic.
Just the landing. Yeah, you can have a look. So
it's in the CBD of Auckland. Yeah, I mean six
party guaranteed six on Friday, the fifth of December, between
eleven am and one pm. So you got two hours

(20:57):
out of really get in there. I mean, how guaranteed
is that? Six, Like, if you're turning up and you
absolutely you've just been to the gym and you just
stink and you haven't had a shower for months. Yeah,
are we sure that it's guaranteed?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well, you know what if you've loaded the dishwasher, but
you put the knives with the handle up versus down,
so that apparently they don't wash the same Like that
is still guaranteed?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Then? What if?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
You know what if for example, one of you got
up and went for work and the other one was
having a sleep in on a weekend, but then they
turned the dryer on and there was a metal belt
buckle just banging around in the dryer, so the other
person couldn't sleep in, so they had to get up
and go downstairs and then turn the dryer off. And
then the other person's uniform wasn't dry for work the
next day because that person had turned the dryer off.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Is it still guaranteed?

Speaker 8 (21:46):
Then?

Speaker 4 (21:46):
They always guaranteed after that?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Is it? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
What if someone forgot that it was also recycling day
and not just rubbish day, and then the recycling bind
was full for another week, and now there's a pile
of recycling in the corner of the yard.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Is it still guaranteed? Then? Yeah? Is it also guaranteed
if you'd been out the night before, maybe on Thursday,
the fourth of December, and you've been out and you'd
overserved yourself horrifically, and then you'd woken up on the
Friday morning, they're ready to go to the six party,
and things downstairs weren't quite working because they're still asleep

(22:20):
from the night before. Is it guaranteed? Then?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
What if you went out to golf and you were told,
look if just as long as you're home, as soon
as your round finish, as you come back here, you know,
we've got a bit on today and so forth, and
then you ended up having one beer in the clubrooms
because you lost so you needed to shout the round,
and then you end up stuck there for a couple
more and you end up a couple of hours late home.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Is it still guaranteed then? Well, these are all questions
we need to ask the people who are running six
Party dot cot at the.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Phone number there, Jared, do you want to give them
a call?

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I've had a look at the website. I do not
want to give them a call. It's probably safe for
just to give that one a wide birth I'd say,
but if you do need to have December eleven am
to one pm there in the CBD in Auckland.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
What if it's your birthday? Is it guaranteed them?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
One more reason to listen to Radio Hurdicky, our great
radio hur to keep name. Our boat giveaway is back
the fifth time we're giving a boat away. There are
four Radio Hurdicky boats out there floating around the Mottu
in different ports around New Zealand And at any given time,
and this is the rule, because it's seventy five thousand

(23:35):
dollars man I seventy five thousand dollars worth of boat.
It's a hell of a boat, finn chaser boat. At
any given time, if New Zealand comes under attack yep,
either from Australia or maybe the people who live down
in Antarctica that they've decided to go up to the
greenlands of New Zealand. If the Chathams decide to mutiny, yep,

(23:55):
then these boats can be called on to defend our land.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, that's right, we're talking the punisher, real wounded Pablo
Escoboat and the Salty Specimen. Those are the four names
that have won it in the last four times we've
given one away. And actually, as I sit here in
the studio and I look up, there is confetti in
the grill of the air conditioning unit. Now that is
from the first ever time we gave away one of
the boats. There Roudith it's how often that gets cleaned.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
I've noticed that before.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
And the Duchess was in here with her a confetti shotgun.
She let it off early and shot it straight into
the air conditioning great where it has sat for another
seven oddred years.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, former promotions manager of the Duchess. She almost had
hard to take herself actually when she released that confetti
thing into the roof. So I think that was for
the punisher. Yes, the original Hurriche boat we're talking now,
I mean this new one is the fin Chase of
five three five center Console's got a Mercury sixty horse
power four strokeout board. Like it's a great fishing boat.

(24:57):
It's a fishing boat that you can launch by yourself,
which is quite good, yeah, but plenty of space for
other people as well. It's got all the bells and whistles.
It's got a Garmin fancy airs garm and fish finder.
It's got a fancy fusion like really fancy fusion stereo.
It's got it's got a feature on it which means

(25:19):
that when you launch it off the back of your boat,
you can remote control move the boat around so you
can actually launch it yourself and then drive your trailer up. Yeah,
it's a very cool boat. It's a hell of a
bit of kit.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
If you want to want to, all you have to
do is text boat to three four eight three and
then you'll get a link to the entry form, or
you can go directly to hold Oak your dock cut
a end zen. That's where they will give you the
chance to enter the name that you want for the boat.
And it's a random drawer, so don't worry if it's not.
If you're struggling to come up with something too creative,
you'll still be able to get in the drawer there.

(25:52):
But yeah, boat to three four eight three. Don't just
text us the name of the boat. You need to
text boat to three four eight three. I've had a
little bit of a brainstorm jury a couple couple of
options to run past you. If I were to win this,
if I were to name that boat only fins are
only fins port hub or.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Some There seems to be a trend emerging human I
or simply the Yopper. That's my favorite so far.

Speaker 9 (26:21):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarkey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight, the
hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
So the annual Hot Spring Spars T twenty Black Clash
in association with Wolfbrook is just over a month away,
bay Oval, January seventeen. Team Cricket, you would have seen
it before against Team Rugby. Very very popular, pretty much
the most popular thing on television when it comes to
sport anyway. Tickets are selling fast. You can get yours
at Blacklash dot co dot in z and interesting this

(26:52):
morning just announced the wild card for Team Cricket. William Wideo,
Good morning, welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
World Card Waid, what's your what's your crookeding background of
your did you play much growing?

Speaker 6 (27:09):
It's huge, that's huge.

Speaker 10 (27:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
They asked me if I battle bowl? I said, I
opened the bowling and opened the bedding, and they said, yeah,
what grade? I said, under stemens, what.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Do you bowl? Everything?

Speaker 6 (27:26):
To be honest, everything I can not not leg but
off off spin, then medium place medium medium. I think
I'm all right about one twenty.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
That's that's more than medium. I think what's the fielding like?
Because that would always be the thing that I'd be
most freaked out about, will as if I was if
I was under a chager, if I was under a
high ball and I was down there at long on
and better better pressure. And you can because it's a

(27:57):
big crowd. I mean you know that you're talking about
You're talking about ten to fifteen thousand people watching you.
You don't want to put one down?

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Yeah, I'm going to ask the okenfield and close maybe
slip or something or just out of the way. What's
the what's the French cut? What's down there?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Fine leg? Is that final leg? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:14):
If I can get down there somewhere, I might get
a top edge or something and pop up.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
There. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Have you had a look at the team? Who are
you most excited to play with?

Speaker 6 (28:26):
Obviously, Dan Vatrie, I grew up watching or everybody. So
when I told my mum and dad like holy so
they're really they're like, what the hell are you doing
in there?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Exactly? But did have you watched did you watch the
Black place last year. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, Joey Wheeler had a hell of a spell of bowling.
He was Man of the match and he's getting a
bit of bounce. Are you worried about any of those
rugby boys bowling at you?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, and I get cheky.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
I've been cheeky to a lot of them, so I
could imagine there'll be a couple of beams coming through
or some will be dropping in. Definitely, well, I've always
give him a bit of cheek hare.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I'm looking at the teams though, to be honest, William,
I'm I'm thinking you're definitely in the right team because
otherwise you're coming up against Neil Wagner. Yeah, I mean
he Joey Wheller. I've seen him bowling in the nets
and look he's he's too quick for me, but he's
nothing on on someone like Neil Wagner. Or I mean,

(29:24):
I actually can't Miles know. I've had col Mills for
a couple of game, but m Salvi as well. I
mean he's only just retired. That guy can buy one
hundred and thirty ks now easily easily. So I think
you're I think you're in the better team in terms
of the pace.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
Yeah, definitely. I was actually in the nets with Milsey
whether this is a yes or no question, whether I
could face a few balls, and I think you're going
to see a bit of the content later. It wasn't
very good. I'll just say that. But yeah, definitely with
Salvi and Waggers, yeah, I think I'm definitely in the
right team.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I think at least one one thing, because you're obviously
playing with some incredibly talented cricketers and athletes. But one
thing that you can bring to the field that I
think every team needs is a bit of fitness. You've
got some ridiculous running streak going on at the moment.
How many how many runs is it consecutively?

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Now two thousand and fifty days in a row in
the last sort of thousand and fifty have been ten.

Speaker 11 (30:20):
K's every day, two fifty in a row. Yeah, now
closing on on six years. I think, yeah, wow, so
that's ridiculous. I think obviously you're runn around my neighborhood.
I think we live out in the same neighborhood. Yeah, yeah,
oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
A lot of people confuse us when I go for
my runs, but I don't laugh that hard. But I
we've been running a thing here on this show throughout
the year, The Big Brown slim Down, My.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Journey to get down under one hundred killers. I started
at one twelve. I got down to about one oh three.
I'm back up to one o eight.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Any any tips, any running tips for someone, just oh,
may other than run for six years?

Speaker 6 (31:04):
That was going to be my answer, but oh, it's
a bit of consistency a and yeah, showing up for
yourself a little bit. It's yeah, you know, you know
what's required, You've got the ingredients is all there, starting
with the beard.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Fifty days in a row, though, William like, how does
the body after that? So you're not giving yourself any risk?
Or some days are you going a lot shorter?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
No?

Speaker 6 (31:27):
No, So the last thousand and fifty have all been
ten case. But I started in COVID, so the first
I think first out lockown, lockdown. I was doing three case,
three to five case right up until I think a
year or two. I think it might have been two years,
and then I started doing till maybe two and a half,
and then started doing ten from then just to give
it a crack, and I thought, oh, I've done ten

(31:49):
k's for a week I'll try two weeks, month, two months,
and now we're sitting here, I think I'm closing it
on three years ten k's and Jen, do we.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Know what the record is?

Speaker 6 (31:58):
The records are eleven one hundred and seven ten k
plus gonna swirl records. I'm about sixty away. Yeah yeah,
so but who's counting?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
How long has that taken? You?

Speaker 6 (32:14):
K about fifty minutes or daily, but my fastes and
about thirty eight three minutes?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah eight? Serious, Well I can see serious running.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
If we stretch the boundary out to about ten kilometers,
I think it's going to give you a massive advantage.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
Yeah yeah, so I've probably got a bit of fitness
in the field.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Well, good luck for the game. I think part of
it is always looking forward to watching guys who you
haven't seen play cricket before playing against guys who you
have seen play before. So so good luck, I'll be
I'll be rooting for you, particularly if you're under a
high ball.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Oh mate, yeah, fingers crossed, Thanks very much for coming
in this morning.

Speaker 9 (32:59):
Cheers Guy, Sticky, Jerry and Mini the Hodikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Oh nice, his pants biggest lose a nice got his
pants at the gym. At the beginning of the year,
he decided that he'd call himself a ps of size
and set himself the target of getting under one hundred
kgs as quickly as possible. We started at one twelve.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, it all the way down to one oh three
point seven. When I drained the fluids carcaswaighted on the
hook at the freezing works was one O three point seven.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
That was week twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
We're now ten weeks on from that, and between times
we have had a two week trip to Texas not
your fault.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
And then entirely lick other rope.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
So as a woman walks past with four golf clubs
in Bayvalley last week one of seven point nine, the
week before that one O seven point nine, this week
one a seven point nine and at this point worth
three weeks to go well one, yeah, sort of three.
Someone's just ticked her on three four three. When are

(34:04):
we're going to give up the segment lot.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Three big weeks to go Minira as well three three
drinking three weeks and the Yule tide season due.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
And I've been yuling a bit of tide too, So
for example, you know, last week we went out and
thrashed the big shot. Another round of golf had a
couple of celebratory beers after that. On Saturday, there was
the World Series of Kiwi Pong. Friday night, my missus birthday,
we had a bottle of bubbles. We went out to
a beach, sat down and she took one step of
that was like, and I.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Wasn't gonna let that go to work.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
So basically, what I'm saying, as I can see what
you're saying, I basically I needed to have this done.
I think before the silly season really didn't I you know,
like if there was the worst possible time of the
year to try and make up for lost time, this
would be it. M what I'm saying is do we
try and I don't know, do we just kick this thing

(34:58):
to touch?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I reckon, we should go the other way. I reckon,
You've got to try and make both like go the
perfect circle. You've got to get back to one twelve
point one by our last show, and you've got to
have it's got to be one twelve point one. So
if that means that you've got to drink a liter
of water on the kilogram, yeah, and so be it.

(35:21):
But you need to get back to one twelve point one.
And and this is something I reckon that you can achieve.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
You reckon full square one and Operation square one. I've
got three weeks to put another four kilos back on.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Oh you can do it. I believe in you.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
All right, that's where we've led the Operation square one.
God two weeks Tuesday the what will that be? That'll
be the sixteenth of December. Yeah, I've got four I've
got four kilos to put on in two weeks.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Kind of cruise it man, Jerry and.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
We are playing the Windys the evening and actually this
afternoon rather than the first of three Test matches and
the never ending series of the West Indian Tour of
New Zealand. And it came to my attention recently that
a lot of people don't realize the West Indian is
not a country. It is a collection of Ireland nations
from around the Caribbean or is it Caribbean? And that's

(36:20):
what I wanted to discuss with you this morning. Jeremy, Ah,
do you say Caribbean or Caribbean?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
It just depends on who I'm with. If I'm in
the company. Okay, good Chris Gale, I would say Caribbean mmm.
And if I was in the presence of someone from England,
I'd say Caribbean.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Oh, really, you think it's an English versus Caribbean thing.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
It's actually an interesting one because it's pirates of the Caribbean.
It's not pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, that's right, is it?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
This is the thing I feel like, I say both.
Give us a text three four eight three. Is it
Caribbean or Caribbean?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Well, I'm looking here at the pronunciation, and on Google
it says care carb on which Caribbean, Caribbean, Caribe. It's
B seems to be the highlighted B. But I mean,
either way, you're still highlighting the bee if you're saying Caribbean,

(37:27):
or you're saying Caribbean.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Like the Great Kermit saying Caribbean Amphibian. So as a Caribbean, right,
it says texture on three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I mean this song here, it's in the background, Caribbean Queen,
Caribbean queen. It doesn't even sound like.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
We'll this is this is a whole different, This is
a third one. Caribbean Queen does one.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Else think that that doesn't. I only recently found out
that this even said Caribbean queen. That just to me
does not sound like Caribbean. Yeah, give us one more
who caribbean?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, so's he's a Yeah, that almost sounds like cariboo.
Someone else said, how do you say caribina.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
As in climbing equipment caribana, caribina, caribina, caribiner.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Text on three four A three? It's pronounced caribbean?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Or is it? It's pronounced caribbean? How do you know
that you're just reading that text text three?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Someone else in both are corrects, like scones or scones.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Two scones is not correct.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Annociations A scone See, in my mind, a scone is
a sweet you have. You would have whipped cream on
a scone, But a scone is like a cheese gone
that's favorite.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Who says scone?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I think with Caribbean versus Caribban? I think the Caribbean
is the noun. It's the name of the place. The
sea is the Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Ah. But if I'm.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Describing like a style of food, musical cricket, that's Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I came across one the other day. Actually, this is
a good one for the group. Is it schedule or
schedule this one? What do you guys say, schedule or
schedule schedule? I say, sk skitch schedule. Yeah, what are
you shit? Oh well, I always go to Hillary Barry
on these things. And she's a schedule, She's a shit,

(39:24):
she's a ship.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Did she go to Shawl or skull Man?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Great Point? Great Point?

Speaker 9 (39:30):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Time for the Hyderchy Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was Summer and Paul the cabinet maker
from Funada who just located his finger while warming up
for cricket, took away the prize. So today we reset
to fifty hunt and since the black Caps kick off
their cricket season against against the West Indies this morning,
today's Mastermind topic is the Caravan.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Ben from Napes. You're a teach shirt, Welcome to the show.
You used to have nightmares about giant Lotto balls chasing you. Yeah,
once upon a time when I was a young fellow.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Did you ever during those could you ever remember waking
up and remembering any of the numbers.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Oh, I'd never really thought about that.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
You might have missed out on hundreds of millions of dollars.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
I was still think it's the premonition of Loto chasing
me and or catch up to me at some stage
in my life.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, do you do, Devil?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Do you buy a ticket each week every once in
a while. Yeah, just when you.

Speaker 7 (40:35):
Have the dream, just when it's twifty five mel Yeah, yeah,
fair enough.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
All right, you know the way this works. Forty five seconds.
We're going to ask you five questions. You've just got
to get three correct, Ben to win the prize. You
can pass at any time, pass quickly, and we'll come
back to those if we have time. You're a teacher,
I'm sure you'll get three here easily.

Speaker 7 (40:55):
Oh yeah, just do the topic not their confidence lets,
but we'll get erect.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
All right. Here's the first question for Ben, the teacher
from Napier. Which group had a nineteen eighty eight hit
that mentioned Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda and the Bahamas. The part
on which Caribbean island would you find the port of Spain.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
Jamaica?

Speaker 8 (41:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Is it pronounced Caribbean or Caribbean? Uh? Caribbean? Correct? Which
Caribbean island does usay in Bolt come from Jamaica? Correct?
According to Wikipedia? What is the largest island in the
Caribbean Jamaica? No, which group had the nineteen naty eight

(41:45):
hit that mentioned Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda and the Bahamas. On
which Caribbean island would you find the porta Jerry? You're
gonna accept Trinidad?

Speaker 1 (41:59):
There rude of saying no, I'm noan the explosion is
the explosion had happened?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Can I go stairs? There? I go upstairs? Absolutely, We'll
go upstairs. Okay? Text on three four eight three? Is
there any justice for Ben? Did he get that? One? Oftentime?
We'll take five.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Texts Jerry and then the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
So there's been a question and Ben has gone upstairs.
Been the teacher from Napier He was on two? And
then the question is did he get the answer into
on which Caribbean island would you find the port of Spain?
He answered it correctly. But the question is did he
beat the buzzer? Three four eight three? We've asked the

(42:47):
text machine and I what what are people saying? I'm
going to rattle through the text here.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Has Rudy got to touch the Wayne Barnes making some
controversial calls.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Ben Ben got it.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
How come Ruder never want to give the Cashway would
be rude not to give it to him? If he
can name one other Caribbean country or crew it to
be fair to Ben, I would have answered Jamaica for
every question this question, who doesn't know Kokomo? Would you
have got that one benefit a bit more time? Ah? No,
it was a bit of a mind bling.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Good stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Jamaica, Jamaica, Jamaica. Give him the money. Jeremy read the
first question too slow. He definitely got it in time,
yars justice for being, Yes he got it. No, he
googled no deal, justice for being. Give it to him.
Ben always gets off in time hashtag justice for being.
I think we're going to give it to him.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Jerry, of course, of course, good on you being. Congratulations
here this morning's Hidocky Breakfast mastermind brilliant.

Speaker 7 (43:43):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 8 (43:44):
Dade's appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
It's as difficult as that.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
So if you think that you can do as well
as being, give us a call tomorrow, Hidacky Breakfast Mastermine
back at fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Jerry and Midnight the hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Time for your lame claims to fame? Three four eight
three or oh eight hundred hodaki.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Let's go straight to the phone lines on eight hundred Hodaki.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Good morning, Kim. What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 8 (44:07):
How's it going good?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Thank you? What's your lame claim to fame? So?

Speaker 8 (44:12):
I took my wife to her first concert at the fifties.
She had been too anxious to go to any to
the Jordan luck at the Playhouse in Nelson there and
his mom happened to be there that night. My wife's like,
go get his mum to sign my shirt. And I
was like, that's a fully bitch an idea.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
So Jordan loves mum signed your missus shirt.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
That's good.

Speaker 8 (44:35):
Yeah, absolutely mate, And I've turned her into a gig
pic since then, two fighters and Metallica, since.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Hey, how did she feel about signing? That was the
first time she'd ever been asked to sign something.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
It was in her daughters and all that their Jordan's
sisters and all that were there and they're like, yeah,
that's a great idea. He doesn't sign anything or come
out from back a stage after shows now because he's
so over and finds it a bit hard to be
around people like that. So as soon as he found
out there, took the shirt back and got him to
sign it as well, and he's like, mom of.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Son, I love thanks very much for the call. Ken.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
That's a great lame claim to fame. Mitchell's on the line.
Good morning, Mitchell. What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Here?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
There much come here, we got you. What's your lame
claim to fame? Uh?

Speaker 12 (45:26):
Yeah, I play three and there's a fellow who's pretty
good at Q sports here, and I believe quite a
few years ago he went and played snooker over and
who is now the current world champion, Zaujing Tom, And
I played him a couple of times, so I'm like,
kind of, you know, like one and one degree away,

(45:47):
maybe two degrees away from him.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
You can't add on us a little bit of the
I measure. But you played Paul against the guy who
had played the current world champion.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Is that right?

Speaker 12 (45:55):
Yes, that's correct.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Did you beat the guy that played the world champion?

Speaker 7 (45:59):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
I was going to say, then you could claim you
technically the best in the world.

Speaker 7 (46:05):
Yeah, No, I'm nowhere near that, mate, great.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Lame claim to fame. Thank you very much for the call, Mitch.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
You'll keep the calls coming, oh one hundred hardarchy, or
give us a text three four eight three, or you
can even get on socials as this person did. Jerry
the Mad Butcher Baby sent me once in the nineties.
It went exactly how you'd imagine it would go.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Well, hold on how I imagined he So, if the
Mad Butcher Baby shit you, the way i'd imagine that
is that he would crank up the barbie and then
feed you some sausages for dinner. I mean, that's at
you imagined it would go.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, aw, some chicken tenders at nine ninety nine a kilo.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
They're always on special at nine ninety nine for some reason. Yeah,
I mean, I've got a lame claim to fame. In fact,
it's not that lame. With the Mad Butcher. We were
once filming an Auckland special, me and the old havevo
years ago and I'm talking late nineties, maybe early two thousands,
and the Mad Butcher featured in it. And so we

(47:00):
had the Mad Butcher saying hello and welcome to Auckland,
and we set it all up out at money Day,
a way out at his headquarters there and he stood
in front of the camera and he said to us, mate,
what do you want me to do? And we said, well,
we just and just as I was about to say,
we just want you to say.

Speaker 13 (47:15):
Yes, you want me to get my cock out, and
he immediately pulled down his pants and got his cock out,
shook it around, and me and the old haven't went no, mate,
we don't want you to know.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
We don't want to that's not what we're after at all.
He goes, you're sure, I'm like, no, no. So one
of my lame claims to famers that I've seen the
mad Butcher's sablu and just like this person, when exactly
how you'd imagined it would go. It's exactly. It looks
exactly like you'd imagined it.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Jerry in the Night the Key Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Talking your lame claims to fame. No claim to fame
is too lame of the segment three four, eight, three
or eight hundred.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Hodak once caught my eye on the socials. Someone replied
to the Instagram story and said, John Sena accidentally followed
me and then thousands of his followers covered him, so
they obviously saw Jeez was John Sena following this person
and then and then followed him. I am on a
related note, I am in a group chat with my auntie,

(48:25):
The Rock and Chrissy Tagan.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
But I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Somehow, somehow my auntie added The Rock and Chrissy Tagan
into a group chat with me, and I think my
misses and then just sent us a picture of her
dog right right.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
The Rock hasn't seen it. I don't think.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I don't think Chrissy Tagan has either. Kirkus Text three
with a lame claim to fame from Upper Heart. He
reckons I came up with the name for the Hurricane
Super Rugby team.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
What okay, Well that certainly that's not actually that lame? No,
but is it real?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I don't know someone else I wrote in an elevator
with Stephen King and Aspen.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
This person.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
My lame claim to fame is when I was oh,
and Franks told me I was a massive unit.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Oh that's no, that's good. See if you're Owen Franks,
that's such smart pr from Owen Franks. If you're on
Franks and you are a massive unit, yeah, and you're
just traveling around the country and people go good a
O and you go, good a mate, Jaez, You're a
massive unit. That person will never forget that for the
rest of their life. No, one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Another lame claim to fame was going on a tender
date with Josie better known as the protest through through
a Deldo Stephen Joyce in the White Tongue Deldo incident
in twenty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
That's from mine. Oh well that is a she is
she's well known. I mean that audio is sensational with
that dildo heading Stephen Joyce's head, the noise it made
the bop. Lame claim to fame.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
My dad once got the cane from Sir Graham Henry
when he was headmaster at Calston Boyce High School.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
It's always interesting those ones from teachers back in the day,
because you know, when I was thirteen, that was the
year that they banned the cane nineteen ninety at our school,
and I think that was the end across New Zealand.
But there are a lot of teachers out there who
will be quietly, they won't be telling stories about the
way that they used to cane people. It doesn't the
history doesn't look very fondly upon the old caning anymore

(50:10):
does it, But it was totally normal at the time.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Speaking of being caned, Andrew must have been caned when
he farted on Bono's Gate. We go to the phone lines. Now,
good morning, Faith, how are you? What's your lame claim
to fame?

Speaker 10 (50:22):
Morning?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Good? Thanks?

Speaker 10 (50:24):
You can look it up on YouTube. But basically, my
auntie for however, she got a winning lotto tucker and
she went on the Saturday Night winning wheel. She's like
kind of round, pretty old at that stage.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
What the wheel was or she was no, well, probably both.

Speaker 10 (50:39):
But she she fun the wheel and it was tacking
really slow towards the mill, and I think she thought she.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
Got the mill and she got a bit too excited.

Speaker 10 (50:48):
It stopped on one hundred k but she was so
shocked she fell backwards off the stage.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
That's right, that's good. So hold on, she won. You
only won one hundred thousand dollars on the winning.

Speaker 10 (50:59):
Wheel on Yeah, and I think like in the sand
duke or something.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
That's pretty good. It's good. That's a good haul.

Speaker 10 (51:08):
They paid for the woman's over. Yeah, she felt straight
back and they're like, it's okay, guys, shees a right,
And then they had to cut camera because she.

Speaker 7 (51:15):
Clearly was not.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
I remember, well you remember it ruder, Yeah, I remember,
kind of went viral for a little bit. It got
passed around my workplace. There's lots of links to look
at this lady and then what ten years later?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Yeah, Faith, have you got the have you got the video?
Like ready to summon up whenever someone asked you about it?

Speaker 10 (51:34):
Oh, I can you sube but it's pretty quick on
my go through list and.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Send it into the show Instagram on Facebook page. That
great lane clam to fine. Thank you very much, Faith.
Another few on the text line Jerry, I had a
roast lamb dinner at Booger Beesley's house.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Oh, now that's I would say, that's that's high level.
That I've never been to Booger Beesley's house for I
know reasonably well, but I've never been to his house
for for a meal. I'd say he would do a
very good roast land. Definitely.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
A couple of newspaper related ones. I was the youngest
person eve at a bungee jump and made it on
the front page of the ODT.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
I was twelve and nineteen ninety seven. That's high level.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
And then this one also made the newspaper. Had my
picture taken in the newspaper standing.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Next to a yak, a yack.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
My husband was in the quarter Club Lounge Low's an
Ex all Black Captain Richie mccarpeed and the Urine all
next to him.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
We just talked to Faith on the line and it
was her.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Was it her mum who was an auntie rather who
won one hundred thousand dollars on the winning wheel on
the lotto draw.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
We found the audio from that.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
It's me, it's the thing.

Speaker 11 (52:54):
Oh, you're right there.

Speaker 10 (52:58):
Oh it's all right.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
She's okay, come and help me somebody there. One hundred
two hundred thousand dollars that is better than one hundred grand.
She's okay, okay, that's the question. So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
So that's her falling over back with Yeah, it just
ticked over a million dollars and then into two hundred
thousand dollars. She took a step back, just fell clean
off the stage there and yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
That's a real shame. That don't means she was okay,
To be honest, she was very quick.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Who was that host of Lotto the footage is too blurriy,
I can't really tell.

Speaker 9 (53:36):
But Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and
Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
So Test cricket about to kick off on our shores
for the first time this summer. Black Caps and christ
Church Hagley Oval getting ready to take on the West
Indies in the first of three tests. First ball, it's
at eleven am and you can listen to coverage with
the ACC on iHeartRadio and joining us former Black Cap
now Black Caps bowling coach Jacob warm Thanks for your time, Jacob.

(54:07):
How's the pitch looking? Is it going to be classic
Hagley Oval pitch when the toss bowl first?

Speaker 7 (54:13):
I hope so, and good morning thanks to me, but yeah, we're'
that's kind of the plan. But it's been hot down
here and we've had a couple of days of pretty
good sunshine, so I'm hoping he hasn't dried it out
too much. Especially our seamers are pretty keen to get
out of there on Hagley because, like you say, there's
always a bit green and does a bit and the
likes of Matt Henry can't wait. So let's see what

(54:34):
happens at eleven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Jacob Warrem is an interesting situation speaking of seamas, because
New Zealand at the moment have a raft of quality seemers,
I think best bowling stocks we've had for some time.
With a lot of young guys coming through. An interesting
choice for you guys, whether you're choosing Nathan Smith or
Jacob Duffy or all Blair Tickner. What's the thought around
that this morning.

Speaker 7 (54:56):
Yeah, Look, we are blessed to have a bit of
deaps here and at the same time it is a
bit unfortunate we've had to expose some of those guys
because it means we've got a couple of injuries, like
said Willow Raw, who would be an absolute shoe and
he's out at the moment, and a couple other guys.
So but we've got five seamers here. It's just a
matter of which ones we go for. Because the thing

(55:18):
is they order something different, you know that folks for example,
swings it away from the left handers Duffy and Smith
primary away. You've got Henry who's Seema techness, semer, will
bottle Bit shorter, so they will bring different things, you know,
and it's just a matter of what Tom Layton and
Rob Walters want to go with. That's way by Mike
k grade final eleven. But we've got options, We have options, which.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Do you do?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
It's good, it's good problem to have. But I've always
wondered this because, you know, with a lot of other sports,
the teams, you know, famously with the All Blacks they
name the team, you know a few days out, the
Black Caps and cricket teams they'll name them basically as
the toss is happening. How is that process? How are
those decisions made? Does it depend on the toss?

Speaker 2 (55:59):
The late.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
Well, let's be honest, guys. You know when people say
they don't read the media one hundred percent, they do.
And I think, yeah, we have our starting eleven and
I'm not but I'm not allowed to say.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
No.

Speaker 7 (56:14):
We we have a fair idea. And there are a
couple of still ongoing little niggles not affecting the Steamers,
and you might be able to deduce from that, but
pretty much that the eleven is sorted. But I know,
and it might be a tactical thing, strategic thing about
keeping things under your hat, you know, for the opposition
and having those good old maps, which is a bit

(56:35):
of a cliche in today's cricket. But yeah, it's primarily
you know, publicly announced that the toss, which is a
bit of a thing in cricket, although you know, size
like Australia and England, the big size will name them
in advance to show how, you know, how out there
they are.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Yeah, so as there, I've got a left field strategy
to pitch to you if I could. Obviously you can't
have too many strategies around a corn toss. But Mitch
Santner has won some ridiculous percentage of coin tosses over
this summer and last summer. I know he's not the
captain for the Test, but is a provision where you
could have him do the toss on Tom Latham's behalf?

Speaker 7 (57:15):
Yeah yeah, if he's in the eleven. Yeah, but even
even so, yeah, let's try anything. I mean, because the
flip side is I think it's India who had got
some terrible record, you know, one or two out of
the last twenty. So but you're right, there's not too
many strategies involved when the toss you read a banning
or you're bowling, so there's not many options.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Yeah, I was, Jacob. I was chatting to Sir Richard
Hadley just the other day and he was mentioning Matt
Henry and he said that Matt Henry's bowling at the
moment reminds him a lot of himself in the nineteen
eighty five eighty six zone of his career. And I

(57:56):
just wanted you to pass that on to Matt Henry please,
because I think there would be a good confidence builder
in any situation for man Henry to realize. He thought
that man Henry's rhythm was absolutely exceptional. What are you
reckon about that?

Speaker 7 (58:10):
Well, that's high praise. I mean, Sir Richard is well,
he's a knight to start with it, and he's probably
obvious of cricketer and he is a legion. And Sir
Richard is actually awesome because he understands, you know, even
though he played through the eighties, he understands that the
game has changed, and I think he's has adapted, has
outlooking his perspective on the game with that change. And

(58:31):
so he still has not huge amounts to do with us.
But when we see him a functions and interview, awards
and whatnot, it's actually great to have a chance to
Sir Richard, and you know he's got so much knowledge.
But for met Henry and I actually do agree. I
mean Matt Henry at the moment, even at training, you know,
even if he's just warming up and bowling at fifty percent,
he can just had a great area and it's going

(58:52):
left or right that well. And let's just hope that
happens today. If we win the toss, we're bowling. It's
green like we talked about before. Hopefully Matt Henry can
crads garnage.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Yes, I'm looking forward to it. Test Cracket. It's a
great format. Thanks so much, Jacob Orum. Best of luck
you guys for the test.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
Thank you guys. I appreciate today.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Jacob orm the bowling coach for the black Caps. So
first of all, at eleven am this morning, and you
can listen to coverage with the ACC on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
This is the Hiderchy Breakfast, Jerriam the Night the h
Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Hey, I just realized we spoke to Jacob Orum, who's
the black Caps coach, the bowling coach anyway, and we
never asked him whether it was Caribbean or Caribbean. We
forgot to ask him about his pronunciation. Damn it, because
he would have known too.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
I mean, this is a chance he played in the CPL,
the Caribbean Premier League or is it the Caribbean Premier League.
I'll give it a text three four eight three Caribbean
or Caribbean. We have been talking about this so far
on the show today someone has texts in Buffalo Soldier
in the Heart of the Caribbean.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Which is a bit of both.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Is it Buffellow Soldier and the cab Yeah, to the
Heart of the Caribbean. But it's trying to rhyme with something,
isn't it. That's the thing about the rhyme scheme. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
People that pronounce appreciate with an s sound for the
sea need to take a long, hard look at themselves
in the mirror. Also listen to Under the Sea from
The Little Mermaid for clarification on how to pronounce Caribbean
or Caribbean. That person followed up to their own text
and said, plot to us, they actually don't say Caribbean, and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
That's apparently it's Caribbean if you're talking about the place
and Caribbean if it's the ride like the Walt Disney Ride.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Pirates of the Yeah, well that's what I was saying.
Like the noun I think is Caribbean, the sea is Caribbean.
But if I'm trying to describe the flavor of something,
or maybe you know the sound of the music, I'm
saying it's Caribbean music. Someone's text through is it Pirates
of the Caribbean or Pirates of the Caribe began.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
It's Caribbean, Pirates of the Caribbean. You say Pirates of
the Caribbean.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
A couple more texts. Maybe this is something we might
need to address on the show tomorrow. But there's been
a lot of other texts in about various different other
words that have been pronounced or mispronounced incorrectly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Yeah, Dylan Mason mckiro. Should we talk about this now? Yeah?
What Dylan? Or is it Dylan Mason mac mccarroe. Anyway,
Dylan Mason mccarro sit from fang A. He's twenty six.
He says, emphasis on the big or the mac in
Big Mac should be asked at every job interview.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Is anyone saying big Mac other than Christopher Walken?

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
So I say I'd like a big Mac combo. Yeah,
that's how i'd say. Is that normal?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Emphasis on the big that's what on the big mac.
That's what type of mac combo you would like on
the big mac. Yes, and no one's saying big mac,
big mac, big big Mac. Like if he walks into
the pub, Oh, here's a big man Mac. But if
I meant the drive through, it's a big mac.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Please, Oh, I see. So it's it's not the mac.
It's not the two, it's not the two sounds. It's
not a long I'm saying emphasis on the big it's
big that one. No, that's not no one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
No one's ordering a big Macy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Are you ordering a big Man? I think I do it,
big mac, big mac. Hang on.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
It's very subtle if you have no emphasis on either
big big mac or emphasizing both big mac.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Well. Pronunciation is a good one because you have a
lot of people say pronunciation. In an actual fact, it
is pronunciation, but it's pronounced. But it's pronounced.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Yeah, someone sinks he in said it's a Spanish word.
Spanish vowel sounds like el vowels. The second sharper pronunciation
is the correct.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
So it's big macs, so big.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Max not a Spanish word like mag. It sounds like
you're asking a question.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
It sounds like Christopher Walken introducing the full fighters Fighters,
doesn't it. Why is it that shoelace and necklace aren't
pronounced the same.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Shoe, shoelace, necklace. I feel like I can see us
getting the whole weekend. Yeah, I think So? Where do
you sit on? On foyer? No? On the word? So
the word? Are you saying for your? Yea for your?
You're saying for yer? You're just shut off at that point,

(01:03:39):
are you really where? What about garage and garage? Are
you scarage garage?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Yeah, gotta get a garage, got to get a gotage,
got to get a skyline, got to get a garage.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
I've got to get a guitage. And I think we've
put that to bed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Give us a text through anyone any other ones that
we're mispronouncing, mispronouncing, mispronunciating, and a text.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Through here from Daniel Shick. Guys, there're a gear lower
than neutral. I don't know it's called off speaking. I
should turn this thing off. Thanks for listening to the
Heartache Breakfast Today, Have a Lovely Day podcast will be
out at eleven.

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