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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
The best way to catch up on what you missed.
The Hurdarchy Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome along to the Hurdarchy Breakfast. It's Thursday, the twenty
sixth of March twenty twenty six. How wet is it
at your like? How bloody wet? You know what? I noticed?
The first thing I noticed this morning? Did you guys
know what I noticed? When I woke up this morning?
The first thing that I saw, what it was how
light it was in my room. And I was like,
the Hell's going on? Is there a light out there?
No same light the street light, but the street has flooded,

(00:31):
and so it's reflecting straight in the window and it's
let the whole house up. Oh it's bouncing off there.
That's how wet it is, at least in west Auckland,
is that it's creating mirrors outside your house. So yeah,
full noise. And I tell you what, People lose their
minds on motorways when it's raining, so be very careful
at the I merged onto the motorway this morning, someone
was going sixty k's and there, and that is a

(00:53):
nightmare for you know, a truck comes around the corner
and you're doing sixty in front of them. Yeah, she's
absolute carnage.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm looking the country and the actually the entire country.
By two o'clock this afternoon it was raining.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
No longer exists, that's right. No, it's gonna love it.
They are, Oh good for the farmers. They are evacuating
parts of Northland though. I heard last night.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, look there any rain there coming in a Northland
and that's going to last certainly until well actually until
later on tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
And then it sort of nips away.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
So it just goes away from the left handed, is it, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Nips away from the left handed, and then doesn't look
like those eastern parts of the North Island which normally
get battered by this sort of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
They're not going to get happy East Crumb. They're not
going to get crumb.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Check out the west coast of the South Island tomorrow though, Jerry,
it's going to get West coast man South tomorrow tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
It's looking at but they used to it. The west
coast of the South Island.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
They love it.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh, they're designed for it.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's set up for it.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Give us A text three to four A three How
win is it at your place? New Zealand? Is the
song It's drenched up here that.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
It's a nice day, Just to go back to bed.
Listen to the Hiderchy Breakfast till.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Morning, Jerran Mini the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
That seemed to finish quite quickly, didn't it? That song
heads up give me a little bit of a surprise.
I was looking at my rain radar predicting when the
heavy thundery showers would be coming through Squawlly?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Would you describe the squarely? Well?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
What is squawlly? What is thundery? What is squally?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
What is?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
I know what isolated it is? And I know what
scattered is.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I suppose you've got to ask the rain itself how
it identifies. I don't think we get to decide for
it whether it's going to be squally or thunderous. You
know what I mean, thunderous. I suppose it's got parts
to it.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
You can tell is rain feminine or masculine?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Doesn't it?

Speaker 5 (02:44):
I feel like it depends on the rain. It does, yes,
and ASMN I said, how.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Do you identify the rain identifies? Have you asked the
rain lately? Yeah, Jerry, do you just decide for it.
I decide for it.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I think big fat rain drops a male, yes, and
then mist is definitely female.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
It seems sexist. It seems like it sounds like you're
quite sexist. I mean you can get sort of light
masculine as well.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's true. Oh yeah, you definitely can. But just as
far as rain goes, I don't know. That's just I
don't know, Matte. What about those you know, those languages
where every single thing has a gender. I think Spanish
is one of them. French, any any, any any speakers
of the romantic languages, if they could get in touch
and let us know whether rain is male or female
in their language.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
It's a good question, though, what with the way that
the world is going in terms of gendering, how does
that work with with masculine and feminine words in those languages?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
They haven't changed, how they have they?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
No? No, Also, this is an English speaking phenomenon. Yeah,
it's not happening in those guys. Oh, okay, this takes
a Rain is a giver of life, so it must
be feminine. Yes, see there you go. Oh yeah, I
don't mind there. What about this one? She's pretty wet.
Fellows had to put a tap down.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Hmm, okay, that's gonna that's going to prevent the matre us,
i'd say, from getting weird. Yep, I'd say that's a
mattress tart. But that's not going to stop the moisture
from a barb, is it.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, it'll just stop it from seeping into the floorboards.
Box text them drives the bone and wellly and only
wed in me undies because I didn't shake enough. Damn
warmish though.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, bogs at that age, isn't it where you shake
and you think you're all good, Yeah, and then you
you put it away and then you realize that there's
been some l b L some light bladder leakage.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Do you guys know about the button?

Speaker 6 (04:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
What's the button?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
The button is interesting? You don't know about the button?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
No?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
What's the buttons?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
In your headphones? Off? The button is?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Put them on? She's leaning into this.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
There's a there's a button. You can press a button
and that stops this from happening. Did you know about this?
That's a biological everyone's going to try. Is the button up? Yeah?
You press on the goose?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Oh, I know the button.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
You know about the button you press on the gooch there.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
The button can stop other things happening as well. Yeah,
you appreciate when you're making babies. Oh right, yeah, the
button works then too. I haven't tried that, but I
should try that.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
I may be going maybe to go and try that
in this next song.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
No, probably, it's only three minutes twenty five. Yeah, yeah,
the button will work next time, Bog try the.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
Button, mate, Jerry and midnight they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
It's perfect morning to explore the button, isn't it a quarter.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Past sex on key brief.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's perfect morning to explore the button lying in the
other button? Yes, moist is anything that is moist as
I didn't know about its secondary use. I've only known
about its primary use to help with LBL as Boggs
experience this morning. Yeah, little light bladder leakage.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Well probably, as we said, now, it's not the time
for you to explore the button and the other context.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Me yep, or just people in general, just you.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
I think other people can do what they want. I
think we just obviously in a in a radio studio.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
As environment, that sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Not quite right, No, it's not well, I mean none
of the listeners can see, but you know they'll know
it's more me.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Okay, it's also being filmed on cameras. We're close, not
that close.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Is it time?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yes, it's time for what it's time for? Old dudes
name years and I'll do the priest buttons this today.
I would like to go back to the dancing plague
of fifteen eighteen. I heard of this one of the
dancing crazy I've heard the dancing plague. The outbreak began

(06:36):
in July fifteen eighteen, when a woman known as fraud
Trophia and her daughter Frauline Emma Goots began to dance
fervently and uncontrollably in a street in Strasbourg. According to
a historian, Frau Trophia had as I'm definitely pronouncing that right,
had started dancing on July fourteenth on the narrow cobbled
street outside of a half timbered home, very very descriptive.

(06:57):
As far as we can tell. She had no musical
but simply began to dance. Some of those who had
witnessed her strange performance had begun to mimic her, and
within days more than thirty choreomaniacs were in motion. Some
so monomy maniacally. Oh, we're getting there. That only death
would have the power to intervene.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Okay, so wait on, is this the first ever taking
of MDMA.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Potentially that what we've got here in fifteen a ten.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Potentially is it too early for MDMA.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I don't know if people were on the MDMA, and
but sounds like frou trophia.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, whacked the PingER down the gate.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
She kept dancing for a week again.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
And she kept taking fingers.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
She kept taking pangins for a week. Soon three dozen
others joined it. By August, she's by this stage, she
was a pagan slagger. By August, the dancing plague had
claimed four hundred victims. Will we call them victims? Yes,
because the dancers started to collapse, and some even died
from a stroke or heart attack.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Okay, all right, well, look, have some water and hydrate, have.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
A little down. Yeah, don't talk to anyone. You don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
You have a little disco nap every now and then.
But you can keep dancing. You can keep dancing.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
The victims' movements were described as sparismatic with many convulsions,
sparismatic and many with many convulsions as their bodies were
left drenched in sweat, their arms were thrashed violently, and
some noted that their eyes were vacant and expressionless. Yeah,
definitely on the bous blood would pull in their swollen
feet and they would eventually bleed into their shoes. Often
there would also be crist for help from the affected.

(08:29):
If the victims did not succumb to a heart attack,
they would collapse from extreme exhaustion, hunger, and thirst. There
were as many as fifteen deaths per day during the
outbreaks peak. The final number of fatalities is unknown today.
No one knows what caused this reaction except for Jeremy else,
which meant no one knew how to fix it. They
tried opening holes to accommodate the dancers, but that only

(08:49):
made it worse. They tried exercising some of them as
in like trying to get the demons out of them,
not actually running them around it excising that didn't work either.
In September it all began died down. The historical documents,
including physicians notes, cathedral sermons, local and regional chronicles, and
even notes issued by the Strasbourg City Council are clear

(09:10):
that the victims danced and it is not known why.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Okay, I want to see what they imbibed.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I want to know what frauline, what was the name Trophia, Trophia,
Frauline Trophia, Fraleine tropic or frauleine Emma Goods. What they
had to eat before the dancing started. I want to
know the music that they were listening to.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Well, there was none at the start. Were they listening
to Underworld Born Slippy? Or maybe it was this? Yeah,
that's what was going through the heads?

Speaker 4 (09:40):
There we go?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Was it a time traveler had gone back to fifteen
eighteen with a bag flippangers? In this song?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I mean to me, it just sounds like the gathering,
isn't it, Especially the bit about people described as spasmatic.
I saw some spasmatic people at the gathering when I
went last time in nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Were they expressionless and with vacant eyes? Yes?

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
And they were freezing cold in the morning too, the
afternoon raising cold on that hell in the morning.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Where were you in fifteen eighteen when the dancing plague
of fifteen eighteen claimed so many lives, Jerry, he could
have saved them, We could have avoided it.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Well, there we go.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
That's old dudes name years fifteen eighteen.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
What do ye remember it?

Speaker 6 (10:25):
Well, Jerry in the night, the hold breakfast.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
We need to tie up a few things, few loose
ends from the.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Last half hour.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
I suppose we were talking earlier.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Men are about the button just underneath your gooch which
can stop PUD post urinal drip or LBL light bladder leakage.
Andrew McLeod text and said, at what age does it
change from PUD posturinal drip to LBL like bladder leakage?
And that's a bloody good question.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
That is a great question.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I don't think I was quite clear enough there. I
think I was talking about PUD. Yes, I think you too,
rather than lb L. Lb L can happen while you're
out and about. Might be riding a bike yep, or
maybe out walking with your elderly friends.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Maybe you have favorit picks up and you sneeze quite hard. Yes,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (11:12):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Or you're you're out and playing lorn bowls, jumping on
a trampoline with your kids.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
And there's and there's and there's that's over for me
now they're jumping on the tramp but yeah, and there's
some there's some LBL in those situations, but that is
different from the PU I'm currently suffering more from PUD.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah. I understand that in the next ten years I'll
start to move into the lb L. Yeah, I mean
Australian content. Direct to Pixie Campbell here, he's more in
the lb L camp Henus lb L community. You can
you can smell it and and and in that instance,
the button's not going to help you much because that's
just firing off Willie Nelly. Yeah, So it's important distinction

(11:53):
raised on three four O three there by Andrew McLoud.
It is pu D. The button can help you with
PU D, can't do much about LBL.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
And the other thing is when you do get into
the LBL area, that's when you can get back into
life with depend.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Jerry and Mian nine the Hotiarchy, Breakfast TIPU.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Later sport headlines thanks to export ult to the Bear
for here.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
The black Caps have lost the T twenty series against
South Africa three to two after going down by thirty
three runs in the final match, and.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Christ Church, the host struggled to one.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Hundred and fifty three for eight really did as the
visitors posted one hundred and eighty seven for four before
being sent in after being sent in for bat New
Zealand put on a portersplay in the field dropping It's
actually seven catches, was it?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
It was seven? Was all the protests put down?

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Four of their own?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Were the entire ACC eleven playing for them, because that's
the hallmarker of the a SEC eleven.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
It turns out that we think that there were in
total twelve catches dropped in the match, and what you
would describe as an inept fielding displayed by both teams.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Where was it christ Church and cross Hitch?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Actually the South African fielding display wasn't an ept, but
and our one wasn't really anept. It's just that the
chances were all difficult and we dropped all of them,
apart from one which was Nick Hucknall, who took an
absolute screamer r really but apart from.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
That, a taker of great catches. Yeah, apart from that,
he also dropped one that was a different a taker
of catches. Does anyone care that we lost that Series
three too? I don't particularly care.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
I just think people probably want the whole thing to
be over.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I do.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
And the Cricket Awards on tonight as well as probably and.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Is Julane going to those? He wouldn't say that to
me last night. She had to ask him during the
commentary during the SEC commentary and he said he's not
confirming or denying. Of course, he did go along to
one awards and he was described as a disgrace the
next day by d L.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Vatre. Wow, I mean, I mean, you know, obviously the
board and whoever you know the suits there, they're going
to describe them as a disgrace regardless, but for childhood
free end of gu Lane dial Vatore to say, well,
you're a disgrace last night. He's got a high threshold,
he does, high tolerance for disgraces.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
He's used to it.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
He's seeing a huge amount, including the time when he
was up the tree during cricket practice throwing things at
the coach.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
He's seen all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
In fact, didn't they didn't. This instance involved trying to
climb a tree indoors as well.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, around the A n Z hoardings. I think the
a Z hoardings ended up falling on him. He was
in the Fouryer area, deployed a wristwatch on either No,
there was another and he's own cricket function. He was,
he was, he was recarded from both of those. Actually, anyway,
I think there's been a.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Change of board.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
This is kind of not interesting for people, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
The Phoenix Women. So maybe the board now I've forgotten
about the past indiscretion.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Now you don't forget that stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
The Phoenix Women have stumbled in their bid for a
maiden Premieres plate in Football's A League. They've fallen two
one to Central Coast in Gosford after a goalless first.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Half and a freshwater crocodile.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Habitat is the only site being considered as the rowing
pre sin for the twenty thirty two Brisbane Olympics, despite criticism.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, there'd be a better criticism there. I went to
I went to what's his face, Steve Owen's place last year,
and you know, they've got about fifteen to twenty crocodiles
all in their own enclosures. And then they get a
little blob about each of the crocodiles and where they
found them, and they said, every single one of them
is like they were making a nuisance of themselves at
the local boat ramp or dog park or whatever. It's like, no, no, no,

(15:24):
you made a nuisance of yourself putting the boat ramp
and the crocodile have it at. Don't put the bloody,
don't put the Brisbane Olympics in there.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
So rock Ampton's Fitzware Rivers come under scrutiny since being
named as a Games venue after questions were raised about
the reptile populated environment. The studies revealed the two k
course would need significant widening and dread jings, and they'd
also have to put nets up to stop the crocodiles
getting in there, getting through the straits of that's a

(15:52):
strong current apparently is also being investigated.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Oh, it's probably more the crocodiles for me then the current.
We can deal with the current. I'm in a kayak.
It's a crocodile. I don't like.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Well you carrying the next thing?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
You know, you've got boats going into each other, and
whether the tides going in or out, it's important.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I don't know. A title relief at Lane six.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Jeremie Wells and the nice Stuart the day breakfast.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Time for some petrol chat. Hey, later on the show,
we're going to be giving away some petrol. By the way,
we've got one hundred bucks to give away, two lots of.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Fifty, yeah, five lots of twenty. I suppose we can
give it up, divvy it up however we want. We
did it one lot of one hundred yesterday. But I
reckon to fifty is probably about Yeah. I quite like
the Hundi though, wasn't it. I mean, what is HOUNDI?
Bucks gets you what five letters or something? Now might
just about fillip as a Suzuki Swift. We could give
one hundred people one dollar. I don't know. We'll play

(16:42):
it by year as we go. Did you hear about
that Gisbane resident yesterday?

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Mark?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
So he was surprised to find that ninety one petrol
would run out at his z service station in Gladstone Row.
He was gone in there to fill up his Nissan juke.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Well look that now, Mark, respectfully, this is where he's
gone wrong. First, because the Nissan junk, okay, the Nissan joke.
Is there nothing of a car?

Speaker 8 (17:06):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (17:06):
It?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
As have you seen them?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Is that a little one? Is that like a Swift?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
It's kind of like a like an SUV version of
the Swift. Oh, it's a pointless little hybrid half in between.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
It looks like a spice girl's shoe from the nineteen nineties.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
It looks like I know the one. So he was
going on to fill up. He's a sales consultant, and
he was going to fill up his Nissan Juke junk,
his Nissan joke, and he had to go with ninety five.
He couldn't put the ninety one because there was no
ninety one the night and he said to chuck the
ninety five.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
And they said, this car should be ninety one. This
is a quote. This car should be a ninety one,
but there's no ninety one, so I might as well
going for ninety five.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
He said, good on you.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I guess everyone's really scared at the moment that they
can't afford their petrol. It's hard times for everyone.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Now I did I did note that Mark sales rep right,
So that's the company credit card. So it's probably not
too big an issue for Mark filling out the Nissan junk.
I'm grateful that the acc sold the ute that we
used to have. Remember the ute, Yeah, it was six
on the Ford Falcon Falcon yeah X six, nineteen ninety six.

(18:12):
That thing I would that thing round on ninety five,
I'd treat it to a tank in ninety eighty every
now and then, did you, Yes? But the thing about
the petrol cap on that it was one of those
ones you had to put the key in take it
out sign written with all of the people from the
ACC on there yes me, And right on the petrol
cap where you took it off for some reason was
Storm purpose, And so her face was right on the

(18:35):
petrol cap. And every morning when I went to fill
that thing up, I just take the cap out and
then just stuff the nozzles straight down. Storm purposes throat
to fill it up, cass, and then it leaks. So
if you turned left all on a full tank, the
petrol had come out of the tank, and I just
had this picture of Storm on the side of the ute,

(18:55):
just dribbling petrol down. How light the back though, How
good for swinging? Are definitely swing a few hours? Yeah,
definitely swing few these days?

Speaker 4 (19:04):
No, you couldn't.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Now.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Diesel prices have gone up eighty percent in the past month.
Ninety one's increased under half of that, so forty percent.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
So averages we got three thirty nine for ninety one
diesel three thirty, ninety five, three sixty and then three
seventy one for unleaded ninety eight gives it text three
four eight three what is it? We you are?

Speaker 6 (19:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
The other thing is I had a lock and the
weekend in twenty two March twenty six, how many evs
were sold.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
In New Zealand Yeah, one thousand.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
And thirty three.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Registrations of New and New Zealand new electric vehicles and
plug in hybrids one thousand and thirty three. This represents
a significant surge in the market, Yeah, marking the strongest
weekly result since the end of the clean their discount
in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
It seems like they probably should have kept that.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
Yeah, Jerry and Minie for the hod Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
So yesterday as we left the studio, two boxes of
Apple's arrived in the office. A box of Delicious Jairs
apples and another box of Delicious Ambrosian New seasoned apples.
Fantastic that we the yummy variety, Yeah, the yummy ones
the stickers that say yummy on them, So thank you

(20:15):
so much for those.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Look Gravy train Action, Yeah, and Gravy Train Action.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
I took to social media and posted a picture of
the apple.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Because you've got a tweet for you. You've always said that.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
And I said new season, new me, and I realized
I just sort of flecked through accidentally the people who
may or may not have seen that just now.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Actually you feverishly checked to make sure that that one
girl you get a crush on looked at your story.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
And well, if only this one girl who looked at
my story was the person who I'd like to have
a crush on, I don't want that at all. In fact,
I don't want this one girl to be looking. And
that's my mum because I see that my mom, my
mom now follows me on social media.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
My mom is eighty three, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
And I like to run a social media that's reasonably risque. Yeah,
Lucy Goosey, Yeah, you know, just just say what you
think your age lord, the real me. And I don't
know if I want my mum looking at that, and
it makes me feel weird. I don't it's going to
change what I do.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
At the one hundred percent does my appearance follow me?
And that is because for the longest time they would,
they would be friends with you on Facebook, but they
hadn't figured Instagram out yet, so you were free to
be your bring your full self to the Instagram feed
and now and often you'd be doing stuff that you
know your mum would think would reflect poorly on her. Yes,

(21:44):
particularly the stuff you're doing Jerry. He is, so when
they see it, and then your mate's moms start, mate's
parents start doing it as well.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Well, I care less about my mate's parents, you know
I care this. The funny thing is my mom doesn't
know that. I know that she's seen it because she
doesn't know how that works yet. Now the question is
what do I do about it? Because I need I
need that outlet. I need that to be free. I
need that to be clean of my parents.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
And you don't want to think about your mum looking
at it every time you're posting something.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
No, it's bad enough much seven sharps. She hasn't listened
to this because she was good.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
But she saw the photo of us recreating that photo
of the Blues the other day where you were the
dog on the ground of the leash and then I'm
standing there half naked, and.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
She saw that. I know that she saw that because
I saw that she saw it. And then I went
and saw her because she's broken her elbow when hung
out with her, took her some food and no mention
of it, really, no no mention, no mention at all.
And then again she's seen this latest one, no mention
of that. So she's looking at the stuff but not commenting.
I've got an idea because she I can like at

(22:54):
the moment, I'm sort of helping her do things, and
I can go onto a phone, like I say, just
can I look at a sitting on your phone because
oh you ringers coming through really loud or something, And
then I'll go onto her setting and then I will
delete myself off her phone, like she won't know how
to refollow.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Me, maybe, but she's followed you once, so maybe when
she goes, now, what's Jeremy doing and she goes to
type into her phone, you won't come up and she'll
just follow you again. She may not know, I don't
know if she's capable of refollowing.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
And being an older person, she will assume that she's
done something and she won't think it's you yea or no,
I've done something, and then she might actually ask you
to help her refollow you again.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Block hers is scare, Yeah, Garrison's blocker, but Reed reckons
easy one just block it from his stories, won't save
the posts, though, I reckon, Yeah, I reckon block it
because then.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Block it from story.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
See.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
I mean, I'm so I know how to do that.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
No, yeah, you can block her, and then what will
happen is anytime she searches you, you just won't come
up and she'll be like, oh, I can't find you.
And then what you do is you go, oh, weird.
I don't know what that's about. Straight, I don't know. No,
I don't know. Have another look either, I'll run. I'll
ruing Zuckerberg to.

Speaker 9 (24:09):
You.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Just played dumb, Okay, good playing.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
That's what we'll do.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Block it.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, sweet is.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
You've been blocked. I suppose you wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
I wouldn't know. I'd say so.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Anyway, Zoe's blocked, Mat.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
Jerry and Manyah the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Jerry and Manya joined the complay the Hodaky Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I think Navana should go back and recap the song
and get rid of the scene.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
But there's a lot up.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Here, well, girls doing lots of stuff this, but never
sel can do it.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
I don't know about that then, but.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Hey, yesterday, guys, we change the face of radio forever.
We developed a segment so groundbreaking, so original that it
had never been thought of before in radio and set
not only the radio landscape but also the social media
and indeed the manisphere alight.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Sometimes it's the simplest ideas which work the best, and
it's the ideas that are looking you right in the
face or in this situation, that is sticking to your body.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
And you've got to be brave enough to identify those
when they happen and to you know, and to bring
those to the masses. So when I saw you ripping
your t shirt off yourself and Barron Bay this weekend
like a six year old, I said, you know what,
this needs to be dressed on a national platform.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
One person's six year old is another person's John Cena mate,
I took that off.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, so you may have seen it on sosh Med
Jerry takes his shirt off by pulling his right arm,
right arm inside his shirt and then pulling the whole
thing over his head, much like w W champion John Cena.
I take mine off like a man, just round the
collar and just rip that thing over my head. Now
that will come out inside out.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Every now and then it will come out and a
lot of people get to see your stomach in your back.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah, that's rights, and that's free of charge. That's free
anyone of the nice shots. So we took to social media.
We posted that. We put a poll up. How do
people take their shirts off? Do they do it like me?
Do they do it like Jerry? Is there a secret
third way? Most people do it like me? I think
we all saw that coming. Someone commented though on that
post and said, all right, guys, very interesting, But how

(26:28):
do you take your pants off?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Asking for a friend, And I've never ever been consciously
aware of how I take my pants?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
No, I will. I will take my pants off for
you right now. You're going to have to describe this
because the audience can't see it, obviously, But there is
something about the way I take my pants off that
drives my missus and say, I really annoys it, and
I'll show you right.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
So you've got to clear your mind to do this,
because obviously, sometimes when you're doing these things, you start
thinking about how you're going to take your pants off.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I'm making a point of not thinking about it. Now
the pants that I've got on right now too tight,
so don't worry about take it undoing this. You're wearing
a pair of R two D two suit pants, yes,
which I will share a story about on the podcast
to remind me about that.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
But anyway, all right, the headphones have come off and
I as moving over into the corner of the studio.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
It's got the two D two pants on. Here he goes.
He's dropped them right down. He's up and down.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
He's up and down, and he's walked off and left
the pants just sitting. He doesn't touch them. He pushes
them down and then he gets the rest of them
off using his feet. Yes, so there's no hands involved.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I dropped them like I'm doing little boy wheez, so
that all of them are around my ankles. Then I
use my heel to scrape it off the back of
my other heel. Ye, do the same for the other foot,
and then I just walk out of those things, and
then they are left on the floor inside out. Now, granted,
one of the leaks has been pulled entirely inside out
and it's just lying across the floor. Obviously that's problematic.

(27:48):
Usually I'm a bit tidier than that. And what happens
now with these unusual pants?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Well, the sad looking bit.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Can I just say those pants look sad there in
the corner of the studio.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yes, But this is the amazing part, Darrey. You watch,
if you leave those long enough, someone will come pick
them up, clean and drive them and they will be
back in your wardrobe within a week. I guarantee it.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
So that's how I train you a little bit bitter
than that.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, hot shot. Well, then how do you take your pants?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
That is called that's called little boy pants though, that's
how little boys. That's how my son, he's no longer little,
but he's fourteen, that's how exactly what he does.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
You just I just pull them down and then just
walk out of them.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Okay, I haven't thought about how how I.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Do open honest raw assessment. Okay. His first step is
he always takes his headphones off the matter where he is. Okay,
we're going. The burks have come off the flyers undone.
He's now pulled them down the side. He's done the
exact same thing as I have. It's done the exact
same thing as I have. But because of his own
actual pants they've stayed in a tidier pip. Now he's

(28:50):
picking them back up and he's going to fold them
and he's going to put them away and see someone
else will do that if you leave them for long enough.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
But I've got the same with the heels, the same thing.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
But you yes, because those are your pants. There was
a bit tidier. I had an unfamiliar pair of pants on.
But what usually happens is you leave them in the
fireman possession, don't you. We're ready to be stepped straight
back and to pull them back up again.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
I've got a question for you.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
I'm just looking at those two dity pants that you're wearing,
and why has the gusset been blown out? That's the
one where it seems unusual, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (29:25):
In the night they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
If you've just joined us, we're taking our pants off.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
And this is on the back of yesterday's incredibly popular
segment how do you take off your T shirt?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
And we sat down, We wracked our brains. We had
a long planning meeting yesterday's about two three hours. We
had to get catering in. It was a whole thing,
you know. There was some tense, open, honest raw discussions,
and we said, how do we top, how do you
take your shirt off?

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Where do we take this?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Where do we go? Because the people are screaming out
for more yep. And what we settled on was how
do you take your pants off? Now? Did it need
to take us three hours to get there? Probably not,
but here we are, and we discussed just before. If
you just missed it, we'll chuck a video up on
sosh Mid very shortly. Dur and I both deploy a
very similar method, which is the footstomp method. So you

(30:13):
just pull the pants down to the ground a little
boy weeze, little boy weeze, and then you just stomp
your feet until they come out of the pants, and
then just walk off and leave it there.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
The difference between mine and I I go around, turn
around and take the I walk off at least four meters,
and then I turn around, return back, and then I
fold up my pants and I put them away for later,
because I know that they've got to go somewhere.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Someone's got to pick those things up. But the thing
that you don't understand, Jerry, is if you leave them
long enough, that will just happen by itself. Okay, So
you're you're adding in an extra step where it doesn't
need to be in there.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Can I ask you and I just any other item
of your clothing just magically get picked up and folded.
And things are always just pants.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
No, no, all of them, yeah, all of them. And
then you sit on wettails on the floor. I try
not to sit on wettails on the floor, but no,
We've got a heated towel rail. Eventually I just leave
them on the floor and then they end up back
on the he did tower. I did notice that Aaron's
takes it in on three four A three Taking pants off?
Just undo them, always take dominant leg off first. Zoe

(31:14):
during that song she we tested her. She goes leg
by leg, so she will pull the pants down to
about neat. Then she's grabbing it from sort of shin
ankle area, and she's pulling one leg off, and then
she's pulling the other leg off, and then that means
she ends up in the position where she is holding
her pants in her hand.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Okay, she goes, does she pulled from the caulf? Does
she pull off from the from the calf?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Come a calf half calf caulf? It's an accent is shoe,
so so that's what she does leg by league. You
do league by league, Aaron, is it different for shorts?
Though it was something we wanted to test.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
I think it is quite different for shorts. I'm just
thinking myself.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
I mean, you've got your shorts short yep, yep, I
want to just do you want to just.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Go over there and let's have a look. Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
When I was taking his headphones off, here he goes,
he's gone down. No, he's done exactly the same thing
with the shorts as he did with and he's lift
them on the ground as well. Okay, because I think
I don't have any shorts on me, but I would
have thought. I think I go just down to the
knee and then I get out with the shorts, so therefore.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Holding them at my hand.

Speaker 10 (32:26):
Oh, you ready to put them away somewhere onto them? Yeah,
the shorts you don't need to. Well, you guys are
doing too much. You can just leave them there and
eventually they saw themselves.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Out, all right. Gives the ticks? Three four eight three?
How do you take your shorts off? How did you
take your pants off? Are there any other methods? Do
you rip them? Off like an NBA player is about
to chick into the game.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Jerry Andman night the hot I keep Breakfast's.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
A couple of ticks coming in around. How you take
your pants off? Stand non dominant leg under pant lower
below hip, flick three times non dominant leg to get
trowl leg below foot, stand on extended trow leg with
dominant foot, pull non dominant leg out and repeat differs

(33:16):
after beers. So then after beers this is the issue.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
That's when you start deploying the Moneycar's method where you
just walk out of those suckers and leave them with
the ore. That's the problem.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Or you can go with this technique. I lie on
my back post beers and do a reverse worm as
I slip the waistband under my buttocks and then take
them off legs in the air.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Very seductive. I'm a god. Clean up after yourself, bro,
But rip them off, stump them till they're off, and
then just jump on your lady. I should have read it.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Short dropped to ankles to get one foot out, use
other to fleck.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Up and catch. Yes, yeah, I'll do that one togs.
Togs are good for that because they get a bit
of weight for the water and flick the togs back
up into your hand, splashes water all over the room,
but it looks cool. And then a couple of others
that we probably can't read out, So those coming from
we're definitely not reading that one definitely not ready there,
and that one absolutely not knees straight is always good?

Speaker 7 (34:13):
Yeah, okay, Jerry and Mania for the Hodarchy Breakfast Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Wells and Mania Stuart. Find them on Instagram at Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
So how's your quest to become an influencer going.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
A man of influence? Yeah? Good so. Operation Gravy Train
is the code name for this operation, and it's it's
a pretty simple goal, it is. I looked around the
the radio landscape. I saw all the other breakfast radio hosts.
You're John O's, you Beans, j Megans, You've Warns, your Hayley's,
all these guys they get sent free shirt all the time,

(34:47):
and I was like, the hell, how come I don't
get that? And then I realized it's not There's got
nothing to do with being a top radio DJ or
the ratings which at the station are through the roof.
It's a social media issue and so we launched Operation
Gravy Train, which is where I get enough followers that
I hop on the gravy train and start getting sent
free shit and fellas, I know you've all been very excited.

(35:10):
Jerry helped me get to this point. But devising a
strategy for success, a formula, shirtless content cat, some sort
of medical event, mental health journey, deployed the oppers and
did all of that.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Yep, sure did.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Put the line in the water. You put the line down,
you put the hook, put the bait on the hook,
put the bait on the hook.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
And then the brands came a flock, and didn't they
pulled in a brand.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
So I don't know if you were browsing soial your
social media feed last night, Jerry, but I might have
popped up on there. Man might have popped up. It
might have popped up looking a little bit different there.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I'm just going to have a lot now, Monica's I
actually I was commentating on the cricket last night for
the a SEC, so I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Browsing the social media. Have a lot. Oh yeah, here
we go, Monicaz. Oh okay, so there's you and a that's.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
The halle Jacket by cat Man Doo and a resplendent
in the cocoa colorway.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Okay, let me read that.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Let me very much brown on a brown Man. I'll
be honest, but.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Can I read the caption please? As an outdoorsman of influence,
I can't just throw on anything and hope for the best.
The environment has a way of exposing that.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Operation Gravy Train started as employed for free gear. Now
it's about what performs the catman do gear Hallie jacket
makes that cut. This isn't gear for the summit photo.
It's for the quiet miles before anyone else arrives. Wow, okay, yes,
and so that's just well, the thing is a great
piece of copy.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Cat. Men do understand that I'm an outdoorsman of note.
They know that people look to me as the north
star of what actually works and what actually doesn't out there.
If you know what I mean, Jerry, You know, because people,
it's one thing to look good in an Instagram photo,
but when you're out there, man, when you're out there
in the shit, all right, you need to be able
to trust your gear.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Can you explain something from me? And I I'm just
looking at you Instagram handed now mana cars. It's got
a photo of you as a child, and then underneath
that it just says outdoors.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Is that something you've put on? Oh that's no, that's
the location of the photo. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Essentially, I'm looking at the first photo. It's you on
my e bike with the jacket and my helmet on
helmet inside the Radiohadockie studio.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Well, the thing is, Zoe had to take these photos
for me, not part of the contract, but I made
her do it anyway. She can't She can't follow me
on a one hundred and fifty k bike ride, can she.
So she just had to get me at the finish line.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Okay, so that's endorsed. The next photos you looking casual
and relaxed from the side.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah. They call them candids.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Yeah, candids, And you're in a white studio.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yeah, that's sort of like that's sort of like more
like that's like a hero shot that's for the product
more than anything else.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
The next shot is you looking through one of the
pop plants that we bought for the studio last year
after we had the functioned.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, Master Wu Master Master.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
You came through.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Haven't watered those once?

Speaker 4 (38:02):
No, So you're looking through some yuckers.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Can you tell that I thought that would have looked
like I was just out in the bush.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
It's the fact that you can see the carpet underneath it,
and also what looks like a monitor in the background.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Zoe angles bad work on.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
This good photo of you are nice lighting. And then
another photo of you with the jacket on, looking slightly
off camera like you've been surprised.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Candids.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah, another candid shot, and then another candid shot. There's
a lot of candid shots of you. We're also sporting
a baseball cap.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Oh that's that's from them as well. Yeah, that's part
of the package.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Gotcha. So there's nothing outdoors about any of these photos.
None of them are taken outdoors.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Well no, but again, you know, this is more about
heroing the product itself. And like I said, what am
I going to get Zoe to climb the side of
a mountain taking photos of me? No, she's got work
to do here in the studio, so she couldn't take
the photos of me doing that. But just rest assured
knowing that I did do that.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Now the comments have come and the confessed itchy dot
boy says, chill man, my girlfriend is on this.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
App that's our girl forrid at you boy.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, Scott bo Eights is is there some sort of
monarch has discount coe we can use for some new
cat Man Do gear. So that's working see me twenty
three Tough at the Top Mates Summit core Cus.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, that's that's like outdoors lingo that we use and
Handy Dot Dandy says, I think I'm going to buy
a cat Man Do puffinounced it of any other brand. Yeah,
And so you know, if you're a brand out there,
don't reach out if you hate shifting units. Right, do
not reach out if you hate shifting units.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
A Hidarchy briefist Jerry.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
And Mini, The Hodichy Breakfast, It's time.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
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you want to play and put your school, your high
school on the Hidachy Breakfast, It's academic roll of Honor
I eight hundred Hydachie the.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Roll of honorall which I will read for you presently.
Totong and Boys College, Value Memorial, Queen Elizabeth College, Newland's College,
Chili Boys Times Too, Sacred Heart, McKenney College it's to Douglas,
Saint John, Saint Peter's times too s Trapford High School?
Do you what fun today? Boys? High school? Times? Too
white tack? You said, kid agains hit a tongue of
college could College, forest View High School talking all and
Ashburton College most recently.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Let me say, I have a dream. I talked about
the dream yesterday. I have a dream for every single school,
every single college in New Zealand, to one day be
on that roll of honor, be at large.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Be it small, all all colors and creeds.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
There's some big schools out there, it is certainly not
on it.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Oh. Eight one hundred and four to seven, five Emmas
on the line.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Good morning, Emma, good morning.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Here are you good? Emma?

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Which school will you be representing today?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I don't know your high school? High schools? Oh? I've
written in in the wrong bloody part, haven't I?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Some alumni out of your school?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Emma? Oh, Lady six, Lady sixscribe.

Speaker 11 (40:54):
Not subscribing to Linwood.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
But he may have gone down, cousins. What it was
worth it?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Crack, I see what you've done there?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Okay, Lady six, and soon to be Emma.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Okay, Emma, you're going to get these right? Fifty dollars
bunnies about her up for grabs? Question number one?

Speaker 4 (41:09):
You just going to get three? Correct, Emma?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
What cold and flu medication returned to pharmacy shelves in
New Zealand and twenty twenty four? Yes, Actor Mark Wahlberg
was a rapper in the early nineties.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
What name did he go by?

Speaker 11 (41:27):
Marky Mark?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yes, you're good, Emma, You've got to get one of
these three questions?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Correct? Who rained? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Who resigned as the co leader of the act party
this week? She also reigned?

Speaker 11 (41:41):
Brought Van Belden?

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Yeah, I don't know. He collins as for sure?

Speaker 9 (41:48):
Good?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Oh my god? Do you want to do you want
to hear what the others were just to see how
you would have gone? Okay, let's go. Tom Baker, Pete Davison,
David Tennant, and Matt Smith are among fifteen actors who
have all played what well known TV character Doctor A
Good keen Man is a classic Kiwi novel written by her.
Too easy for em very crumbling. She would have done

(42:12):
it all em She's run the table, She's put Atino
on the mat, and we'll hang her picture right next
to Lady six, but not scribe.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
You have passed for flying colors in it. Well, I
describe that as honors.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I think property values around the Utnely region have just
gone up.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
That's a that's not only an a bursary. I think
that's a scholarship.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
That's very impressive.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
In Jerry in the Night the hold Ikey Breakfast, it's.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Time for Jerry's theories. An opportunity for you to get
into the mind of me.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Who would want to and a lot of people do
every week and in the past we've done things like
what percentage of the population does Jerry think of joined
the mile High Club, which is less than one percent?
What percentage of Kiwi adults have sent a nude that
was four point two percent. You thought, how many different
people does Jerry think the average Kii kisses in their lifetime?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
And that was a good one.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, four hundred and ten. What percentage of Kiwi adults
does Jerry think have not eaten salmon?

Speaker 9 (43:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Well that was on the back of Keezi.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Turns out the Kizi from the Big Show hadn't eaten
salmon sushi No.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
And then a week after he had salmon shortages around
the country, do your own research, and I thought twelve
point one form and I, yeah, that's right. And just
last week, how many beers does Jerry think me and
I had on the day he went to watch Lincoln
Park And.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
I thought sixteen The ginger nuts one was an interesting one.
So how many ginger nuts do I think it would
take to soak up an entire cup of tea?

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Yes? I do remember that because you said you thought
thirty five. The next day we tried to test it,
but we only had what we only had access to
one pack.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Sook one pack four dollars fifty. I wasn't going to
spend nine because he lives crisis, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
I understand. And so the petrol to get to the petrol.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
To get to place the petrol, the diesel to shift
that product around the country, and so it's more than twenty.
But yeah, we don't know how much more.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
I reckon thirty five wasn't bad.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, we might have to try that one again. Anyway.
If you're new to the show, you probably picked up
on how this works. It's it's a question that's ungoglable.
The important thing is and what you think the answer
is is what you think Jerry thinks. The answer is yeah,
And let's just say I'm reasonable.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
I'm a reasonable person.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I think I think a lot of these answers are
and in the in the scope of reason they're in,
they're in the kind of reasonable area.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, Jerry will walk you through his thought process and
then closest to the penuins ay fifty dollars voucher from Bunnings.
You can text your answers through to three four eight three. Yes.
Would you like to explain this one this week? Jerry?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Yeah, Well, we're at a cafe and Barron Bay, and
we were chatting away about First peoples, Yeah, about indigenous
peoples around the world, because we've done some breath work
with the lovely Sophie, and she had she had thanked
the indigenous peoples.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Of the land that she was on.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yes time, Yes, she's talking about the First Nations. She
mentioned some of the other people that she'd had come
through that place and what an honor it was for
her to have a Muori person in her honor and
in her presence. That's where it started, and then she
knew that I was in touch with the land. She
was looking straight at you a spiritual man. She could
tell that about me. She's lot because you looked a

(45:13):
little bit like her husband. Where she's looking at me
because I looked like her father. Wow. Anyway, Randy, that.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Was his name. It's important to say that.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
So anyway, we started on a discussion around this, and
then as conversations to it took different turns. And I
was saying to you, God, I love to have seen
a drone, some drone footage and then seen some GoPro
footage maybe of the first Woka to arrive in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
I'd love to know exactly what it was.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
I would just would have liked to have seen what
it looked like the first people getting off and then
wandering on to land in New Zealand, because we've got.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Stories, but it would be good to be able to
see the actual footage of it happening. And you know,
because these people, the first Mali that got here, chances
are they may not have known where they were. I mean,
they certainly wouldn't have known where within the island they were.
They just basically crash land. How God knows how long
they've been at sea. They could have been at sea
for months. They finally get it onto land. Now they've
got to try and figure out at their snakes in

(46:08):
the bushes, is there are t recks that's going to
come out and get you? What the hell's are more?
Then you've got to make a camp all that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Man, So we've been walking on the sand. If they
were on sand walking across into the bush, like wow,
that would have been interesting.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
The amount of edmin that would have been going into that.
You're you're in fight or flight, you're in survival mode
at that point. And so we got to thinking, how
long after the first Mary arrived here in Altor did
the first couple make love? Because obviously it's not are
you sure you want to do this? I didn't know
about this because I don't think it's day one, No wow,

(46:46):
or is it? I don't think it's day one. You
crash land on a beach, you don't know where the
hell you are. You've gotta you've gotta fire. You're gonna
make a fire, You're gonna make a shelter. You know,
just or are.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
But maybe it's that situation where you are in fightal fly,
and in those situations when you're under stress and easier.
The first thing you do is let's let's make love.
And the other thing is that some of these guys
may have been mass rooders, and they may have been like,
let's Christmas place, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
I think like maybe if you arrived on like a steamboat,
you know what I mean, you had a really comfortable
ride over, then maybe you'd be in the movie. Yeah.
How long? How long from the first landing? Now? Are
we talking hours? Are we talking days? Are we talking weeks?
And how many women were on that first voyage?

Speaker 4 (47:28):
We don't know?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, because how many it would have been, let's assume
let's assume fifty. Shall we just just thre eez? I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I don't care. Well, that's the question. How long after
the first mal he arrived? And did the first couple
make love for?

Speaker 4 (47:44):
How many days?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
You think it's days?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Well, let's just should we do it in hours? Let's
do it in hours?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
I reckon ours is a good months because I think
I can be quite specific with hours, weeks.

Speaker 7 (47:56):
Jerry and Min Nin the Hot I keep Breakfast. Jerry
and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
We are currently embroiled in Jerry's theories.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
This is when you have to guess what I think.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
The answer to an ungooglable question is three four eight
three oh eight hundred Hardeki closest to the pen wins
a fifty dollars Bunning's vouch.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Have you asked him if there okay with being associated
with this?

Speaker 9 (48:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Today's question is how long after the first Maori arrived
in or did the first couple make love? Now, Jerry
would like your answer expressed in ours.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I think ours.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
I mean we could go into days, but I think
there's going to be too many people that will say
three either day day one, day two, day three, day four,
day five. I mean by day five we all accept
that the probably someone would have made love.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
So there's a lot of questions and factors coming into it,
because obviously there's a lot we don't know about the
first Mali that arrived here, but somebody did text in
on three four eight three. Jerry've got effected this and
Maori also could have multiple partners. Sometimes polyamorous weren't restricted
to patriarchal socials, and that's fine, and I accept that
that's not that's not the question, but does that bring
the I think that brings the time down, I think

(49:04):
when you've got more options available to you.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah, but also there may have been how many females
were on the first Woker We don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Yeah, that's right. Ian has text through morning boys question
what time of year was it when they arrived? Do
you think, because that's going to factor into his arm.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Now Ian makes a good point, and let's just assume
we don't know. But let's just assume for argument's sake,
in the situation that it is Monday, the first of January,
at midday that the first New Zealander steps foot on
Alto Land.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
See you're picturing stunking hot summer afternoon.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Let's go Monday, the first of January at midday, so
the time starts at that point.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Okay, Now we're because Caroline Bay Timor versus pi Here
Bay of Islands are two very different propositions.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Okay, Well, I think we can all assume that it's
the east coast of New Zealand, probably that I would
say somewhere between Cape Rianga and.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
East Cape I reckon somewhere in that that the curvy,
but that faces northeast.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
So we're pretty so we're pretty warm. A lot of questions,
and again, I feel like this is I feel like
we have to answer this every every week and the
answer is always the same. Please clarify it. Does it
have to be human to human? Yes? Yes, human to
human are even more question? Does it have to be
man and woman? Or can it be another combination? Question?

Speaker 3 (50:26):
That question that can be met we we do not
look great question. I think it's it could be man
on men, it could be man on men. If I
think there's got to be penetration. Okay, let's be clear
on that.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
If if him, if if if if if, if.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
It's penetrative, you need an I need penetration. I need penetration.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I think that's a fair thing to say. Are we're
discounting the walker rockers? Yes, we are, so anyone that
was rocking the walker before they must be on land
on land on dry land. Okay, middle of summer January,
first couple or solo? Are we axcepting solo?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
No?

Speaker 4 (51:09):
No, no, no, because there needs to be what but
there needs to be penetration, that's right.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Ten minutes writes the text that sale would have been
up slept the whole way into it immediately. Another one
eighty three hours, nine and a half hours once shelter
built fire, set bit of dinner, and they're into it.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Well, this is I'm thinking that there would it be
post or pre shelter. That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
It's got to be post shelter, surely, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
There got to be some horn dogs on that walker.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Somebody's put eight point three four eight point three five
hours missionary position sam from Hawks Bay. Now, the missionaries
didn't come over for another few hundred years, so that
position may not have been in yet.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
I like this, So January one, and everyone has a
stonking New Year's Eve, God of the lay things attached?
Not for everybody have.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
At this on first walker neither maketou guys both prolific
rooting spots.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Okay, how many hours?

Speaker 3 (52:04):
How long after the first Maori arrived and al did
the first couple make love?

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Jerry and midnight the hold I key breakfast.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
So the question you have to answer this morning and
get closest to on three three is how long do
I think after the first Mary arrived and al did
the first couple make love?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
How long?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Because what we know is that that happened at some.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Stage the first Mary to arrive or the first Pacifica
peoples to arrive in New Zealand. At that point someone
did make love for the first time time in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
But how long between first touching land and making love?
And that's that's the question.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
We will never know the answer to the question. Now
it's impossible to know. We don't know exactly who the
people were that we don't know their names.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
But you know enough about how Jerry's thinking that you
can guess what he thinks the answer is. Now. There's
been a few comments coming through. On three four eight three.
Someone said, now with the woman involved in getting the
boat out of the water, because that leads to arguments,
I can't, I don't know, and I don't know the
answer to that question. Andrews text in thirty two hours
enough time to kill and pluck the first moa and

(53:09):
lay the feathers down. Another text here away, including the.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Channel myle and Moriory was there daylight saving then, says Robbie.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
No, there wasn't.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
So we're assuming that Monday, the first of gen just
for argument's sake, Monday, the moment when the first New
Zealand has arrived. Here was Monday, the first of January
at midday. I mean, we don't know that, of course,
but let's just assume for argument's sake.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Now this is interesting. Do foreshore and sea beard rules apply?
It was possibly minutes into arrival on the water's edges,
Beth picked up a shell.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
There for four minutes, I say, with that full seabend
and for short past the Queen's change.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Okay, past the Queen's Shane Queen wasn't around at that point.
As voyage vage effected LHV.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Yeah, of course it's affected, but it's always affected. But
I look, I don't think it's going to be stopping
anybody in this situation. You know what I think in
my let me, here's a clue.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I think that someone It's definitely long enough for everyone
just to sort themselves out and tidy themselves out.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Yeah, okay, Upon reflection and clarification, the missionaries hadn't arrived
he at six point two seven, and the dog I reckon.
They started landa in daybreak six am, set up camp
and explored. Got some ki went a bit earlier that night,
fourteen hours. It were the wild Augy and the Odawa Waka.
When I hit When it hit news came a man

(54:26):
on man five hours, woman on man thinking two hours. Okay, okay,
So Jerry, with all of these things factored in, what
do you think the answer is. I think what happened
is the first New Zealand has arrived.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
And then at midday on the first of January, and
they were it was a full on voyage. They come
from a long way away months potentially, yes, probably hungry
and certainly for some fresh ki. And then so went
off into the bush, went looking for some things.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Feed first, feed first, man's loves high, created a shelter
with what was sheltered closest to the beach, and then
went through.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Woke up the next day tired from the voyage. Woke
up the next day. You're not getting in there on
the first day. I think at least twenty four hours
would have passed.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
So we're lunchtime the second day.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Yeah, lunch.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
We're up to lunchtime on January the second still no
love being made, and then I reckon. Then the afternoon
went through more collecting of food and stuff like that.
By that time it worked out, Jesus a whole lot
of birds in this place, and they eat them really,
really easily. Because they hadn't seen humans before. And then
I reckon it was that night, the night of the

(55:35):
second day, middle of the night you worked up first
love was made in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
And I'm going to say around about sort of after dark.
It was January, so the daylight hours were quite long long.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
I'm going to say thirty four hours, okay, thirty four
hours after landing in alted the first Maori made love.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Here closest to the pen was Hamish. Who's on the
line this morning, Good morning, Hamish. What was your thought
process made?

Speaker 9 (56:02):
By the way, can you gentlemen? Well, you know, as
you boys said, you're going to give the white handy
time to get off the boat, So twenty four hours
will suffice for that, give a bit of sailing to do,
maybe get a bit of climb miner on board, and
then yeah, as you said, Jerry, give me another ten
hours further on the next day, I'll be ready to
go to towntown.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Oh okay, well, I wasn't going to say that. You
have come up with exactly the same time as me,
thirty four hours. Congratulations, you won a fifty dollar Bunnies
out to awesome cheers.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Boy has clapped that off and sent it to the.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
Client Jerry in the night the Hoarkey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Too many New Zealanders working this morning to a lot
of rain. I know that's pretty full on up north.
The whole country is going to be effected. Actually, this
evening heavy rain is moving south and then the late
evening spreads the Bay of Plenty into the Tasman region,
and then overnight it's going to hit North Otago, South
Canterbury and then tomorrow pretty intense around the west coast

(57:03):
of the South Island. Chris Brandalino joins us morning, Chris.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
How are you?

Speaker 11 (57:08):
I guess you could say I'm busy? How are you?

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I bet you are.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
You're the principal scientist from Earth Sciences, Earth, Wind and
Fire Sciences, New Zealand. We have this one looks like
quite a major weather event here, Chris, because it's affecting everybody.

Speaker 11 (57:24):
Yeah, certainly its reaches is very widespread. But this most
significant impacts in terms of what to expect because of
flooding and wind and things like that. That'll be the
Upper North Island or is that red warning that met
Service has issued for parts of Northland, particularly the you
know from fung Today kind of northbound to I think

(57:46):
Dubtlast Bay, and the rain has been really intense so
far overnight. Look in the past twenty four hours, since
about nine o'clock yesterday morning, already reports across Northland via
the Northland Regional Council website of some places exceeding two
hundred millimeters of rainfall in the past twenty four hours.
To put that in perspective, gentlemen, that's well over and

(58:08):
approaching double, not quite, but approaching double of what would
fall in the entire month of March. So that's sort
of a yeah. That's oftentimes if people wondering, like, you know,
when do we get into trouble? If you think about
what normally falls in thirty or thirty one days, and
if you're going to compress that into a day or
two and even double it, then you get in, you know,
get into trouble.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
How long is it gonna stick around for?

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Well?

Speaker 11 (58:32):
I think today is the worst of the weather for
much of the country. There will be some improvement across
the far North. So for those listening, traveling, or who
know people in Northland, today is not a good day.
Things will improve by sunset, I think into tonight so
that's good news. However, farther south, for places like Auckland,
I think this afternoon and this evening the weather is

(58:53):
going to be pretty let's call it unpalatable, and that's
probably being polite. We do have to watch out for
things like flooding, street flooding, wind impacts. The wind won't
be the strongest we've seen, but when you have wind
and wet soil because of the rain, that does increase
the odds for tree damage and impacts like that. The
core Mandle they're gonna get slammed probably later today and

(59:15):
tonight into tomorrow, as well as the Bay of Plenty,
So it's more of a later today through tomorrow for
the Core mandal and especial the Bay of Plenty. So
things like heavy rain which may cause the flooding and landslips,
so that could be something that we could see anywhere
across the Upper North Island because of the heavy rainfall,
and the Upper South Island can't sleep on them. Places
like Tasman Motuweka west of Motiwaka and the Ranges they're

(59:38):
gonna get a lot of rain as well and there'll
be impacts there. So yeah, it's a wide spread event,
no doubt about it.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Yeah, you're talking about the South Island and South Island
listeners will be interested in this. Chris Brian Delino, Principal
scientist Earth Wind and Sciences, New Zealand. I see the
West Coast getting absolutely smashed. That's more tomorrow. Later on tomorrow, though,
isn't it.

Speaker 11 (01:00:00):
Yeah, look a couple of comments on that. That is tomorrow,
they'll get rain, and it'll be pretty good rain. But
for that part of the country it's it's more ordinary.
It's not as than usual. That's a wet spot, so
the environment can handle it. Not to say there may
not maybe some odd impacts. We do have to watch
a couple things, gentlemen, while we have the time. I
think over the weekend, probably Sunday nights into Mondays, we're

(01:00:23):
all heading back to work in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
School ahead of school holidays.

Speaker 11 (01:00:26):
There's gonna be another round of moisture coming from the tropics.
It'll be short but could be sharp, so the Upper
North Island once again could see not as widespread, but
there could be some localized heavy rain and then we'll
get a nice break, which is good as we go
into the Easter period. I do think we'll catch our
breath and have some settled weather. However, we're going to
have to keep our eyes to the north. Yeah, the

(01:00:48):
tropics are forecasts to become active again, probably around Easter itself.
I mean, we'll be fine down here in New Zealand
it looks like, but farther north while we're enjoying some
much dessert settled weather, the tropics are likely to become
active and we're going to have to watch probably I
would say the end of week one of school holidays,

(01:01:09):
so you know, we're talking like be able the tenth
to ninth, the eleventh, something like that to be confirmed.
There could be another visitor coming from the north, something
we'll watch for.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
But something to keep in mind too.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
They don't make love when they hit landfall too quickly.
Chris Brandolino Earth when in Sciences, New Zealand principal signists.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Thank you so much for your.

Speaker 11 (01:01:28):
Time pleasure guys, appreciate it and be safe out there.
Watch this afternoon Auckland and Forum Mandal tomorrow and tonight.

Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
Jerry and nine the hode I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
I was talking to Zoe out in the office about
a common interest that we share. We both go to
the gym quite a bit. You can kind of tell
I think, to be honest, if you to have a
look around the table this morning, you'd be able to really,
you'd really be able to pick up very similar We
don't go to it at the same time. We often
we don't go to the same area because you often
go to the girls only. I've been petitioning for this

(01:02:00):
particular gym to also introduce a week dude's only area
where I would like to get do my workouts in peace,
so I'm not judged. But something that Zoe and I
have talked about before is the fact that I get
changed here in the office before I go across the
road to the gym, and a seat through office and
a seat through office, I expose myself to my coworkers,
and I generally hide behind one of them anyway. So

(01:02:23):
it's one thing you used to get changed over at
the gym. And I said, one day, Zoe, you'll you'll
figure out why I wrote that gym, and I think
that day has happened for you, hasn't it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:33):
Well, yeah, I was always a bit confused. I was like,
oh no, I must just be the boys locker room
where weird stuff happened.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
There's a heavy air in the men's locker room.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Oh yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
It is rife. It is thick in there with tension, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
I was like, oh no, it's fine, you know, and
to that not today, yesterday I walked in and we
have it's quite a nice like gym. So we've got
like here, like blow drys in the gym and like
straighteners and these are at the bulkheads of the lockers.
You have to walk past the blow dryers to get
to your locker. And someone was standing there blow drying
her hair, which is fine. She was doing it for

(01:03:08):
really neody starkers and her clothes were going right next
to her right and everyone had to like squeeze past
her to get to the lockers, like you had to,
you know, arms up sort of. No, don't make eye contact,
just keep.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
I'm surprised, being German that you have not, because Germans
love a bit of nudity.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
They don't mind a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
And my experience, the Germans are all over the standing around,
wandering around in the locker room's nude.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Maybe not females.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
I think I know what, I think, I know what
it is. It's that it's that she was standing there
in everyone's way. Yeah, she could have put her clothes on,
but shows not. She could have stood somewhere.

Speaker 8 (01:03:46):
Else but seeking eye contact.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
So that was going to be my next question. You
can you can tell, can't you? They are looking to
see if you're if you're going to look at them,
you get a feeling old people do it on planes
as well. Have noticed they want to.

Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
I was just looking at Monica's post on Instace, so
I was reding my eyes off of that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
A lot of women were has anyone ever seen recently
the male is my only time I've ever experienced of
seeing this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
But except for that once I'm in the Silver Fans
lot room.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
That's true, wasn't here once. I forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
But the male that gets the towel and rolls it
kind of into into a long and then goes between
the legs, but the seesaw back and forth the buttfloss.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yeah, has anyone seen that recently?

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Because growing up as a kid, you saw that a
lot and thens changing sheds.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Yeah, that there's some REALI issues. But what I was
touching on here is is an intent, isn't it? They're lingering?

Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
But is it a c once you hit a certain
not to be a just but once you hit a
certain age that you just don't really care anymore, Like
to float.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
I think I think childbirth changes things. I know that
will sound strange, but once you've experienced the the joys
of childbirth, nothing probably matters quite so much anymore when
it comes to that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
Sort of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
You see, your body is functional and what it can
do maybe rather than what it can look like. Low's
got a puzzled look on her face. It's the seeking
ye contact, It's the parking yourself where everyone has to
walk past you. That's the part. And that's why I
don't get changed over there. So are you gonna have
to stuck it and change here as well?

Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
I have to go into a cubicle.

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Time to add to our gratitude journal for what happened today.
Will breathe and then say something that we're grateful for.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
It's a good way to end the show. Who first,
I'm ready to go?

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Yeah, here we go. Okay, I'll go first. Now you
go first? No you go? No? Please?

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Now you go?

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
You hang up? You I'm on the headphones. You've got
to hang up. My hands are busy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
You hang up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Me and the Missus had one of these yesterday. She
was driving and I was cooking dinner. And when neither
of us could hang up because we both had stuff
on our head, you hang up, all right, I'll go first.
I'm grateful, did you breathe? Sorry? Good point? And then
stimulate the vagus nerve a little bit of noise on
the exhal today, fellas, I am grateful for the great

(01:06:12):
New Zealanders a cat man do more specifically the Hally
jacket and Coco brown with fur more echo down the insulation.
The jackets will warm down alternative that will keep you
warm and damn conditions and dry quickly. What I love
about it is it's lightweight, perfect for throwing in your
bag for a day around town, or like I often
do on an outdoors mission.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
So are you excuse to take that thing outdoors? Are you?
Because all of those Instagram picks? Are you indoors with
that outdoor jack and through this man, We've been through this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
I can't take photos of myself when I'm hanging off
the side of Mount Kirker, right, I can't do that.
I can't do that. Take Zoey with you, Well, she
wouldn't come. She's lazy, so she will wanted to go no,
but she will only take photos. And that's why all
the photos of the cat Man do hally jacket and
resplendent in the coco brown colorway. That's why the photos

(01:06:59):
are inside, because that's where Zoe is, not where I am. Dude,
I'm out there. I'm out there doing it all right
with hunting and fishing. If they want to reach out,
I don't know out to them. Okay, can I give
you some support? You look really good and brown. You
don't think it washes me out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
I'm grateful for Mark Zuckerberg in the fact that he
created the functionality to block your mum from watching your
stories on Instagram, which I utilized today.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Yes, she won't know, well she may. Someone might pass
that back, but I I think so if she's just
turned into the hiderarchy breakfast to be like she. I'm
so proud of my son in a successful media career.
I wonder what he's talking about on the radio today,
and then she turns in. He goes, I'll block my mum.
I doubt it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Ruda, What are you grateful.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
For I'm really grateful that it's not just me that
has the magical theory that picks up the pants from
off of the floor. In fact, not just pants, shorts,
t shirts, underwear, socks.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
And then they do any like crumbsy, spill, wet towels.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Plates, oh yeah, plates, empty mugs, Yeah, any animal droppings.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
I take care of the animal droppings. Actually, I'm the
magical fairy in the house for that. But and then
just leaves them in a nice tidy pile on the beard.
I am expected to put them into the drawer, and
that's fine. I will take that burden as part of
the family, but.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
As the manor of the house. Yeah, that's right, man.
But have your broad shoulders.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
I don't even need to fold it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
It's amazing and I love it, and I'm grateful for
that fearing.

Speaker 9 (01:08:38):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
I think everyone should have one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
I think you too should be ashamed of yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
She Amy Wells and the Nice Stuart. Find them on
Instagram at Hodache Breakfast, the hold Ache Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
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