📻The Common Man - The Radio Show - The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierarchy Breakfast Build big with the wide range at
Bunning's Trade the best.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Way to catch up on what you missed. The Hurdarchy
Breakfast Radio Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hierache Breakfast. The date is Monday,
the fourth of May. The year is twenty twenty six.
My name is Jumy Wells.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Is a nice stew it May the fourth be with
you and on a frequency far far away in format
from years and years and years ago. Welcome into the
Hidachy Breakfast Show.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah. The way that this works is we talk into
some microphones, it goes into some computers. It then gets
fired up.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Then it gets fired to from an aeriel yeah, and
the top somewhere I don't even know, and a galaxy
reasonably close to here, I think. And then it gets
fired into an aerial that you wherever you are alive
as we're speaking.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
We shouldn't it that you can?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
And then and then it comes through your walk your
little sort of transmitter thing.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, and this radio thing vibrates the thing inside your
car that vibra it's the inxiety is yeah, because your ears,
your brain. There's a period of Civil War revel spaceships
striking from a hidden base have won their first victory
against the evil Galacticampuire. I just oh yeah, I was,
I was waiting for a to scroll. It was just
an image turns out in the end. But anyway, we

(01:18):
just talked about it for a good fifteen minutes on
the on the podcast, So that'll be out at some
point this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
You never listen to that.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Find out who a favorite and the least favorite co
work No stars character, Pitts, Bell jam Wake, welcome along.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Jerry and m Night, the Huricky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
And the Warriors getting the job done.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
They take care of business.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
They continue their much for in a row. They had
to learn this one, but that they did and we.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Will next seeing him for the Marquee Game of Magic round.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, the Mikey Game of Magic ground is that the Warriors.
This is the Broncos by any chance when.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I yeah at sun Corpin that's somehow a home game
for the Warriors. Yeah, next week, but by next week sad.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's sad, it is said.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
On the one hand, on the other hand, they were
in Sydney off the back of the fourth consecutive win
with no work for two weeksus it doesn't get much
better than that dangerous. It doesn't get much better than that.
And so I was watching them in the sheds and thinking,
Jesus boys, that's a big good one because usually, I mean,
in years past, by the time the by rounds have

(02:32):
come up, we've been like, Okay, well, the buy round's
good for us because we've got seven players out injured
and we need an extra week and we are struggling
on the outside of the eight. This year, we're beating.
We're beating all the teams that we should be, if
you know what I mean. Every week when we talk
to Die and I say, jeez, Die, I don't know

(02:52):
banana peel, and he goes, maybe they're not anymore. They're
not anymore thirty six fourteen, I know, I know, and
I feel the same as you every every time. And
that's that's from thirty years of being a Warriors fan,
just thinking, oh God, something's going to go wrong.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Who have we lost to again? We lost to the Tigers,
and then the Shawks and the Sharks are.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I can see you doing something that I like to
do every year throughout the about this time of year
as well, have a look at the table. Do you
have a look at the teams that are above you
and think are they actually better than us? And then
the team's below you, are we better than them? There's
only one team above.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Us at the moment.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, Panthers. It's the Panthers. And you would have to
say this year, yes, they have been better than us.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's good, very good. But man, we're good. We've we've
got we've got a blistering a tackle of a sudden,
which is kind of the Warriors of old, and then
we've now short up at a fence. Yeah, this is
exciting stuff. Every year we just make little incremental changes
and they just make the team better for the Yeah,
I'm really hopefully what I mean, I'm hopeful. I just

(03:50):
enjoyed watching them every week. That's all I'm going to say.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm every week I'm willing to
get way too far out of eating myself.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
It's a long road, our boys. She's a tough competition,
so long road fighting the good competition. Man, it is.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
And I think we were talking about this off here,
but but it does really feel like Web has been
building on each season. Brick by brick so like you know,
his first year was actually probably one of the best years.
But then it was like it was like sort the
defeeds out. Then then the next thing was get rid
of the errors. And if that means that we're boring
and all we do is we just kicked straight down

(04:26):
the field and then we chase it and we don't
have a lot of attacking flair, that's fine. What we
can't have is all the errors. So then that that's
basically where we were out last year then this year,
and even talking to some of the players, it's been hey,
be ready for the offload. If it's on, try it.
We're going to add a bit more attacking flair in
because we we know we've got the defense sort of
lockdown at the moment. So now we can have taint

(04:49):
to a picky coming in. We can have a Laiana
Camprera scoring two tries a game on the way.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Care at the pace. Oh wow. And what a what
a postmatch interview as well with their Halligan insightful? Boy
was that insightful?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Man?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
The kid can.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Talk the fesoros thick.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Here's a question. Yeah, it's like this guy, he can
score tries. Man, here's a question for you guys.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Obviously we've got to buy this week and then Magic Round,
Mitch Barnett's available again, is available again, Chance nicol clock.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Start is available again.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
This is good stuff, near quarter and not far away
from your favorite in mind, Stacey by No, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
About I don't care about anyone in this. I'm not
even looking forward. I'm not looking forward. I'm just saying
I enjoy what happens in the moment, and I'm not
worried about selections. I'm going to let those selections take
care of themselves.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
So we've got to buy then obviously, as you just said,
Magic Ground, then I believe what goes Dragons that's written
in front of me, and then Panthers and then another buy.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
So like so some really good games coming up.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, that's good. That's going to be a really weird
one because Brisbane Magic Grounds, you know, a big game.
Then Dragons they suck. Then Panthers they are at the
top of us. So I reckon that's perfect. That's if
I could have picked where to play those teams this year,
That's exactly where it would be, coming off a bye
into the into the Broncos and the Panthers into a
bye after just pantsing the Dragons.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Why we got two buys in a month, three buys
and nine weeks.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, the way it works. Yeah, that is this year.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
At these last few years, they've been putting buyers in
one because there's an odd number of teams. Now they've
got to put more buys in and then they put
them around Origin.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Is anyone else concerned that the Australian commentators love us? Yes, yeah,
but they're talking about how good this team is. Like
we Warriors fans, You've got a seriously good team here. Yes,
these guys are seriously good and so is that freaky?
You just gotta go one week at a time and
enjoy the footing.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
You can't go one week at a time. I'm looking
forward to in the semi finals and in the final.
That's what I'm looking forward to.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I just enjoy the footy.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I would say, open yourself up to the fact that
maybe we do have a good team, maybe they're not.
Maybe they're not buttering us up. We're not going to
get hurt again like we have in the past. We're
just gonna have to take the Australian commentators at the wood.
They do love us. We are the ones for them.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
We are playing good footing Jerry and Mini the hold
I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
So what you do is you go into the search area.
Is that what you're saying about Instagram? Yes, under the
search area, and then you type in the person's name,
and then you don't follow them. No, No, you don't
press follow no. When you find them, you just leave
them in that search area.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, and then if you ever need to see their
profile again for whatever reason, then they'll just be in
your search bar.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Okay. So now, well, whenever I go to my Instagram,
will then throw up people that are similar to this
person because it thinks you've been searching for this person.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
They might even throw that actual person up as well.
And so that way, and this is I think this
is an important PSA for people out there. You're not
following four thousand Instagram accounts, you know what I mean.
There's some people that we work with where they're you
go on their profile and they're like following four thousand.
What is that you click on? You go, oh, you

(08:20):
don't have to follow them?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Man?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
All right, so let me just put you on game
on a on a Monday morning. Now, the issue you're
gonna have is if anyone ever uses your phone or
account and goes, hey, can I just say say, for example,
your long suffering partner was putting a post up and
was in the middle of creating that post, wanted to
tag someone and couldn't find their Instagram account, said hey,
can I just brek yours? I need to look them

(08:42):
up so I make sure I get the right person.
And so then they click on the WA search town
and you've got Stacey Jones in there fifteen times. So
that's just a little bit of a that's social media.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
This one here, isn't she she's supers spicy? Alright, Yep,
there's a lot of There's.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
A lot that was just a hot There was an
NRL highlights page that I've seen you. I don't know
what one you're looking at? Hey, can I change? Can
I change the subject? You guys heard of the three
Way that pays?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I have sure paid again Fellas paid again, paid in full.
Do you know what I found out on Friday when
we went out for lunch And we'll talk about it
later on, but I was with the with Jason Kesey,
the Mad Basard. Jason told me that he's been hosting
hosted pot with Bitcher. I think, which means you invest
into his fun Keezy puts on your behalf. He has

(09:40):
lost thirty consecutive bits on the Warriors in the last
like six weeks, three thousand dollars of our listener's money
just down the down the drain. Really yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what he's bidding on, but yeah, it
hasn't come in that, to be honest, that is actually
outside Like if you lost twenty bits out of thirty,

(10:04):
I'd be like, oh yeah, okay, but thirty that's like
statistically improbable.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Wow, because our one was an interesting one. You went
with the the Blues to beat Wine in Pacifica. I
mean at one o two Yeah, Chris ol Winner, he
went both wing as a score for the Wars versus
else that was paying two thirty six. That one good bit.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
It was a good bit. But it was a bit
here because one of them got scrubbed out.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Early doors and I was thinking, oh, jeez, cress and
about this yep, and then who comes through with the
bit of all bits? Because people were quitting, you were pitiful,
you were questioning me the bit of here. G Laine,
who's got a terrible biting history, was questioning me. Ruda
was questioning me massively.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Ruda's throwing stuff across the road, I.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Said, I said, New Zealand going to beat Bangladish. Because
what happened. English won the first game, this is in
the two twenty series. Is happening over in Bangladish. The
second one was washed out. Momentums lost for Bangladish always
in those situations, and the New Zealand came through and
tied the series, paying two dollars thirty five. So, hello, Chris,
he's won four hundred and sixty five pack.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
That's the thing. I think we've stumbled upon a little
bit of a formula here, and that's I take the
shortest odds I possibly can, just to anchor the multi
you know, which is a brave lead to take. Yeah,
well this is the thing, Jarry, because I'm never going
to get the glory ever, I'm never gonna get to
get glory but you but it's like a good opener.
I've seen the shine off it, and then you guys

(11:27):
could come out and play your expensive two dollars thirty
two dollars thirty six pay I owned that's the right
to spin it. While to be fair, I was We're
actually quite lucky here because I was thinking about getting
on the Crusaders to it and I didn't in the end,
which was about four dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Eighty Yeah, well that was could be didn't.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
No, Well, I was actually talked out of it by
Chris So congratulations Chris. Four hundred and sixty five puck
coming your way.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Is that two on the trot?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's two on the trot?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Street brother, that's a street brother.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, brother, Here we.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Go on the charts on Friday, Brother Brother.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Brother, Yes, jury and the night they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Ulada Sport headlines thanks to expert ult to the beer
for here. Liam Lawson's out of Formula one's Miami Grand
Pros after clipping Pierre Ghastly on the sixth lap.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
It's basically Lawso moves to the inside fair enough. Ghazzly
goes down the outside, leaves a lot of racing room
on the inside, but Lawson locks his breaks.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Isaac Hadjar has also excided after losing steering control. Andrea
Antonelli leads on the fifty one laps of fifty seven
with wet weather in the forecast.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Okay, I was about to speak out of school here.
We were watching this just before we came into the
studio this morning. They don't sound they sound lame now
these days because they got the Yeah, they got these
to sound like bloody swamps, swarm and mosquitoes coming past it. Yeah,
I know, because they got the better than them. That
there's bloody, bloody like your press there.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
My press goes hard man.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
To see your press go up against one of those formula.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
One hundred and thirty six thousand kilometers and still pumping it.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
What's the top speed on the press? What do you
got there? What do you got that thing up to?
What have I got it up? Was the highest speed
you've done on the press?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
You're taking it off the clock, bro, I may you
can take it off the clock.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
I may have been accidentally pulled over at one hundred
and twenty five.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
One five five, and you got pulled over it.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
I was getting out of the way some motorbikes that
were coming past me, But of course.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
They got me.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Not the motorbikes that were coming past, They got me.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
How it's going on twenty.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Five, brother, I was getting out of the way of
the motorbikes and they got me. I don't know if
you caught that.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
But so the fastest you've ever been, you just have
to be caught as you were going the fastest you've
ever been.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
Well, that's that's the most eve been clocked, like any
good fast bowl of Threstance clocked a one hundred and forty,
the most they ever.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Caught them doing.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, boy, you worry about what he's doing for check
me out downhill. The Panthers have defeated the Sea Eagles
eighteen sixteen to stay top of the NRL table on
sixteen points. After round nine. Newcastle defeated South Sydney forty
two thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
That was that was a hell of a game, man.
I watched that one yesterday. It was ridiculous. So the
South Sidney had a chance to win it right on
the hooterer, but they got bundled, bundled into touch. It
was almost to try latroll. Mitchell had himself a blinder.
Not a lot of defense going on in that game.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Loose monetary policy. Yeah, and Cronulla dispatched West's fifty two ten.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Whoa whoa what in the end. I didn't see what
the tigers what. It was thirty to ten when I
turned it off.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I know why it was an astraction abstractions. Jerome Lawi. Yeah,
the tax free.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Money, this is this has been the bane of the
Tigers existence for the longest time. They are never far
from Headland. They also had their prop to El May
and his brother Tailor May. They they were posting on
social media saying that signed with the PNG Chiefs, but
then turns out that was a joke. They thought that
they would be funny to come out and say that

(15:09):
to a traumatized fan base, and then turns out they
had actually extended with the Tigers. Like, that is funny
to me. If I was a Tigers fan, that would
have just tipped me over the edge.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Bel Main, Man, bel Main is a crazy place.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah. Could you imagine if you know, look metcaf or
someone come out then did that, You'd be like, oh, yeah,
it's funny.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Oka.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
The Warriors remained second on the ladder with fourteen points
and golf for Kazuma. Kabori's earned sixty nine thousand dollars
by finishing in a share of thirteenth I four under
part at the European Tours Turkish Open. Meanwhile, ron Fox
is tied for nineteenth at the latest PGA Tour event
next and I had a huge weekend. The question everybody's

(15:54):
asking is he losing touch with the common man?

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Jerry and Midnight the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
I've got an unrelatable chat this year, Fellas, and I'm
worried that I might have lost touch with the with
the common man. On for Friday, we went out to
the Oh, I've lost the name of the hotels, the Ridges,
the Ridges. Of course, the monthes Wild food promo is

(16:22):
going on at the moment, so we went out to
try their venison Monica smoked venison ribs. My god, they
were good, Yeah, good, my god, They're good. And beautiful
weather because of that punishing high system that we're not
getting into weather chat yet, but it is sitting over
the country.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
At the moment that you've gone that beautiful weather because
of well, it's not just beautiful weather. You attributed to
the to the high pressure that's turned up. Why do
we not name high pressure, by the way, this mentally
good high pressure. Why don't we name the high pressure
day like Rex, like.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
High pressure, high pressure ricks? Well, thanks to high pressure ricks,
it was a beautiful afternoon. So they opened up the
rooftop bar for us, and we went up there and
we had lunch with the great New Zealander's from Montetz
and it was delightful and I highly recommended if you
can get down there. So that was I didn't even
know that we had rooftop bars in New Zealand really
like that, you know what I mean. There's a lot

(17:12):
of pubs around the country where you can just sit
basically on the roof. It's not really a rooftop bar,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Oh yeah, it's more like the caretaker's cottage that sort
of opens up to the conditioning areas. Yeah, the top
where the conditioning units go.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, when the roof got ripped off the Waymati Racetrack
and they just said, oh, it's the rooftop bar now, yeah,
because there's no roof on.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Now that's a proper one.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
This one.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
This one overlooks it's in Hobson Street. It overlooks the Auckland,
the harbor. You see the harbor bird, you see the harbor,
you see the farmers building in front of you, all
that sort of stuff. That was very cool, beautiful and
northeast facing.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, yeah, so sun or and again because of high
pressure ricks and so we did that and then that
was amazing. Then later on we went to the Comedy Galla.
So the New Zealand Comedy Fair started the last week
on Alday.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Actually they're doing that from a rooftop bar.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Now, well stay with me here. That was amazing. Dian
Henwood hosted it. He I mean even now and then
you forget what a legend he is until you go
and watch him on a stage and you're like, oh,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
A lot of love out there.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
There are levels to this and he is at the highest.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, there's a lot of love out there.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Our own t BO and Tony Lyle Rock the bloody microphone.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
The microphone is a bomb. A freestyle.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
I don't think it's a freestyle. He is this week though,
so I don't think there's still tickets available to his
freestyle comedy show. And then so I went along there
with bick Pugs and prebs and afterwards hardy crew that
called the Party Crew the Freestylers. Party don't start to
we walk in?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Are you skinful? By the stage? I mean it started,
it does It started at twelve, So.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
It's do we drink a bottle of red wine?

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Here?

Speaker 3 (18:58):
At six? Am it's true with the Harlem Globetrotters. And
then did I watch a game of ice hockey with
Joe Jury in the A SEC studio? So yeah, I'm
rolling by this stuff. Okay, good, And then at that
point my phone dies.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
By the way, this is very relatable. So far, I'm
finding this highly relatable.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Well aside from the one rooftop bar. So then my
phone dies and prebs a text Tony and said we're
going for a bit of a few keen and he goes, oh,
there's actually an after party for the comedy Galler. Why
don't you guys come up here. It's like, this is perfect.
My phone's did Tony lives around the corner for me.
However he gets home as how I'll get home. Okay,
we go to the after party. It's on another rooftop bar.

(19:37):
Oh really, I am now at my second rooftop bar
of the day, Swanky.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't think that's ever been done before.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Has anyone ever been on two rooftop bars in one day?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I mean I have never you haven't.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I have never thought for sure if anyone had, it
would have been you.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I have not done two rooftop bars. I mean I've
done sort of back to back. I've done a rooftop
bar one day and then another one the next day.
But have you ever done it in two in one day?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
You've never done the box quanella two in one day.
I mean, imagine doing three. You could do a rooftop
bark crawl around the city of Sales. Just about it.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I mean, particularly with high pressure recks going on.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I was starting to wonder if I needed a helicopter
to get around the city.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Good news for druggies out there because the harm Survey,
the mean Seriousness of Total Harm score survey from the
New Zealand Drug Foundation has been released. Yeah, the New
Zealand Drug Trend Survey. It's called So there's five thousand
people anonymous and they go through and score the drugs

(20:39):
considering on basis of harm. Ye out of ten is
how it works.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
And so do they ask them question with that warning here, Jerry,
I never didn't conduct the study. Do they ask them
how do you feel I hasn't done it as it
caused you any mischief?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yes, So it's worked into twelve dimensions thirteen if you
take LSD mental health, physical health relationships, money, driving, personal safety, violence,
legal property crime, to pay for drug use, drug dealing,
to pay for drug use, parenting and work study. I mean,
parenting is an interesting one.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
So much vape related violence.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Well also I reckon there's a bit of vape related
hiding going on from parents. So a lot of parents,
I know, smoke around the back of parties while there
you kids are sort of bouncing on the tramp. Next thing,
you know, the parents around the back of the bike
sheds having a dirry, which is quite interesting. It used
to be the other way around.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Also, there's often situations were both going on at the
same time, you know what I mean, parents around one
side of the party hiding the dory, the kids around
the other side.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Why was it a party recently which had parents and
kids partying together? And because I'm getting to that age
now where kids in their late teens and stuff. So
and the weirdest part about it was some of the
younger kids who were trying to have a bit of
a hon on the vape, they got caught in the toilet,
like two of them in the in the bathroom, and
like everyone's inside it was was out in a kind

(22:04):
of a semi rural situation, and I was like, how
dumb are you? Kids? You could just walk out the door, like,
go outside, go around the back. Oh yeah, why are
you doing it in the toilet? Yeah, that's just going
to tramp the smell it you idiots, Come on, get
with it. Kids, don't be better. Be sneakier.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, be way sneakier. Our kids losing the art of sneakiness.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Stupid. So having a lot here turns out that surprise
surprise here is apparently, according to people who are taking it,
quite harmful and morphine. You know, obviously it's probably home
Baker meth amphetamines up there as well, number two on
the list. GHB is number three on the list right,

(22:47):
often taken in conjunction and my experience of people I
know it's taken in conjunction with me then me, oh okay,
the two things go hand in hand. Yeah, kidder Mean's
up there. Well, it's quite a drop down to kiddermene
because you're looking at nine out of ten hero and
eight point two for myth and then eight for GHB,
and then you're dropping down to five for kiddymene.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yeah. Right, So so the Big three year, heroines, myth
and fittermines, your g GHB, gbls.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, they seem to be according to the people who
are taking them, they seem to do quite a lot.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Of Yeah, well did they interview a couple of horses
in the study of bout.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
And then you've got yeah. And then interestingly, alcohol, which
is four point two, So you're saying, well it does
in that situation four point two out of ten. You're
saying it probably does just more harm than good, but
it still does a decent amount of harm. I agree
with that.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
But also I think part of that's availability. You know,
that's the only one of these things outside vaping that
you can actually buy in a shop. Okay, so you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
So that's going to buy the nitrous currently the nangs.
That's a three out of ten, not anymore, now, is
that right? That's stopped cutting back on that tobacco. You're
at three point three. So you've got prescription ADHD. So
that's parents taking their their kids ADHD medication, I assume, rittlin.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah, it does nothing to me.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Ridd funny, Then you must have ADHD. And then I'm
looking down here. Vapings at two point five out of ten.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
A lot of vapor related crimes out there.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
And then now this is the interesting part. MDMA, cocaine
and LSD uear bottom three.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Really yep. Now they don't cause a lot of harm
to the user, but anyone around them has to deal
with all of the podcast ideas and business ideas. I've
been drummed up and.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
I also would have thought cocaine it's expensive. So in
terms of having to financial pay for it financial harm,
there's a bit there, parenting, probably grumpy during the week
work study LSD though one point success.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
It's the lowest, so no one's had it. Maybe that's
not willing to admit to it. No one's had a
bad experience on that. So then what do we do
with that?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Is it? Do we do?

Speaker 3 (24:45):
We put LSD in vapes?

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Jerry and Minnie, The Hodarchy Breakfast, Jeremy Wells and the
niaste it the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
So just four weeks left in the regular season of
Super Rugby Pacific for twenty twenty six. Wow, So just
looking at the table, there's a clear top three. You
got the Canes, the Blues and the Chiefs, and then
the Crusader's went at fourth, Yeah, ten points back then, Yeah,
and joining us now to talk through some of the
games over the weekend. Skysport commentator disgraceful, my highlander.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Joey Wheeler.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Any surprises over the weekend, Joey the Crusaders, I mean
thirty eight thirty one? That wasn't that close though, wasn't
I watched that?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
No, Yeah, I think they'll be disappointing how well we
fell us? Yeah, look to be fear for me. Over
the weekend, the rugby was kind of sick and gree
I was actually up through the white Yata and the
mighty many A Toto banging off backsellers, shing doing my
part for the rural communities of New Zealand, the backbone

(25:51):
of of our country and economy and a great old time.
So the sort of the rugby was on like on
a little iPad in the corner of the mind? Am
I on the Saturday? Definitely? So look the Friday night
in the wipe yard of pab I must say the
atmosphere is electric while we watched that game, and the
resounding feedback where that from the locals, which I like

(26:13):
to always get a real grasp on where things are
at from a rugby standpoint, Yeah, they thought the Hurricanes
let one slip there. They could have put an ail
on the Crusader coffin and really made a statement, but yeah,
probably not ruthless enough for their liking.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Jerry and I saw so immediately I go straight to
the table after that lost because it kind of felt
like the Crusaders needed to win everything to make the
playoffs by the end of the year. That's not true.
That's so forth And it's the top six teams that
go through the pretty well set in there, aren't they.
The Crusaders terms are making the playoffs.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Very much so. And I'll tell you what those teams
that are above them on the table, you'd be hoping,
like how somehow you can manufacture away that you don't
meet them in a quarter or a Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's the real banana skin. As we know, the Crusaders
come final sign they just find another league. And you
know that's when the that's when the Comps won May
and June Fellers, that's when it's one of the next

(27:08):
two months.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
That's right, So then your landers. Joanna's not shot up
talking about the agreement.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
We're not talk.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'm down here in bold.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Definitely not talking about them, No, definitely.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Not because the poor handler is that seventh on the
table at the moment, they're on twenty points with the drawer.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Thanks for the reminder, and.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
They can they make it. What would they have to
do to make the playoffs?

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yeah, they need to win the next They need some
results to go their way. They still have mathematical charts,
but they've got a they've got a pretty tough run,
like they've got the Tars this weekend at home, then
they have the Chiefs from Memory Chiefs and then the Cane,
so they've got a whole four weeks stretch here for

(27:51):
the old Landers. So they definitely need to win the
freak in to give themselves any hope. And and I
would love nothing more for them to tip up two
of the teams in the competition and the Hurricanes and Chiefs,
But what the competition will tell us is that that's going
to be a tough ass for this whole in the side,
so they need it. They need to convincing when this
weekend and then they'll need some results together their way

(28:12):
to hopefully make that sick.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
In terms of the Hurricans who are on top at
the moment. Are we are we still feeling like the
improving week on week Joey Wheeler or are they blowing
their load a little early?

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Good question. I do think all the commentary out of
the Hurricans is that they're not happy with where they're
at and they've still got so many more growth in
their game. Yeah. A lot of it is that the
you know some of the players, you go, yeah, clad
Gladlaw in terms of Ruy Guard, in terms of Barrett Ah, yep, no,
he's going really well. But we think there's still some

(28:46):
more there. So they're saying all the right things in
terms of not getting complacent here. But I think the
most frustrating thing for this Hurricane side is that against
the in the New Zealand Derby's, they just haven't quite
finished them off. Like I said earlier and put that
real nail in the coffin to make that real statement.
But I still think I'm on the cane train. I

(29:06):
think they're a magnificent side and are playing a great
brand of footy and man, I've got some special athletes
in that group.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Back to the Ducks, how many did you shoot over
the weekend with a Someone was telling me that you
can't You can't shoot a basically anything at point blank
side of a barn.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah. Look, shooting got gradually worse throughout that, as you
can imagine, Jerry. But I was pasked with shooting Luigi
this year, which is a famous gun, an old school
double barrel shotgun with two triggers. You'd know a lot
about that, Jerry, but me and I are you you also
know a lot about that. They tacked like a real

(29:47):
you know, they are a mule man. And I was like,
I sat there in the mind mind at the start
of the morning, and I was like quite intimidated by Luigi.
And then and then I picked my nuts up and
I jumped on that Luigi and made I was shooting.
I was at eighty percent for the morning. Yeah, it's fantastic,

(30:07):
Luigi us my mate. I'm looking to get a replica, mate.
Un believable.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
They forced the lock when you really got to wrestle
against you.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Actually focus on your tic day A good start, yea.
And I was very happy.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, we get that sickond trigger because there's nothing more
humiliating than not letting that one up.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah, well that did happen to me. That did happen
to me. And then yet I just sort of said,
I think it's a bit jammed. Put four ducks on
our pond. What need for our pond? So we're really
really happy, we leave here really happy.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, okay, good on you, Joe Wheeler, thanks you very
much for your time. It's impressive stuff because I had.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
A little and he wants to say you.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Jerry and the night the breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's May the fourth. Star Wars fans get pretty excited
on May the fourth. I tell you who's very excited,
and that's the Palmeston North Knights Lightsaber Group. The lightsaber group,
the largest lightsaber group in the country. How many question
with that wanting one hundred and eighty members, I was
gonna say.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
How many other lightsaber groups are there?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Heaps?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Are there? Actually very common?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I suppose you didn't get one of those done in
whyn't he a lightsaber group.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Would have been just man pete really on each other
with the lightsabers. I've got to see why if you're
you know, if you're a kid and you get your
hands on the lightsaber, the first thing you want to
do is fight someone else all on.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, I mean that bloody dangerous things. You chop your
hand off, kid, were having a Darth Vader and yeah, yeah, geez,
you gotta be Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
They they haven't think about what having Obi want bloody dangerous.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
So the members range from one year old.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I reckon I could beat a one year old in
a light's aber battle. Sixty five I reckon I could
be a sixty five year old and a lightsaber battle.
Same But who would win out of the two of them?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Good Christian, I think the sixty five year old.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, I think so's our back there, a little bit
more gumption, been through a bit more, and people.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Take characters, so there's a lot of characters as well. Tacker,
is it baby Yoda in there?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Oh yeah, well that's probably the baby, isn't it. If
you if you were going in theres QUI gone, Jerry,
would you what would your what would your I want
to be done?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Fat and many because you can just just force choke people.
Yeah no, not the force choking. I'm thinking about lightsabering here.
Just get it to come into your hand all the time.
Oh yeah, you know, just you put your hand out,
comes into your hand. Yeah, right, who you going?

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Oh look, I'd probably go for a bit of the
Obi Wan.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, you see yourself as Obi Wander.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Yeah, I do someone that sacrifices himself for the greater good.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah that's me.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
That's me to a t and it's played by other
people obi Wan, Yeah definitely. I mean I thought Jojah
Binksy kind of vibe for me. Watch the job of
the huts side. He has that cackles all the time.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
I don't know what that thing is, the.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
One with the big white thing that comes around over
underneath his neck.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
The one that laughs all the time.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
I'd go the Darth Maul double ender, you were now.
My only issue with the Darth Maul double ender, though,
is what are the odds that I just cut myself
in half of that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
That it's always you've always said there, You've got to
watch the double ender. They can do more harm than
they do good a lot of time. What everyone have
a double ender?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Well, I don't know. And how long until someone you know?
Is it like black Razor Blades where someone's going to
show up with the four? And I suppose that's general grievous,
isn't it. You mentioned before how Darth Vader can just
put his hand out and it comes into it sounds
text every time every time I put my hand out,
it comes into it too.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Jerry and the Hotarchy breakfast?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
When did the groceries last week? And I know how
you love to pour over a receipt jerryus, I've brought
it in for you this morning. What I can't believe
is as you've got the receipt in front of you, three.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Three hundred yeah, sixty centimeters long.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yea's a very long receipt.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
And I haven't even passed you the ten cents off
a lead other part of it as well. Three hundred
and eighty nine dollars is it?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Three seventy seventy.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Nine nine ten bucks out? And that is for two
people ostensibly for a week. That's your week, That is
about our week. Couple of takeaways built into the to
the weekend, okay, And what drives me up the wall
at the moment is that three. First off, I just
about throw up every time I see that. After we

(34:48):
do the shop, we play a game where my message
makes me guess what it cost us, and it just
about I'll just about throw up every single time. And
for three hundred and seventy nine dollars. There's not even
anything cool in there. You won't find a box of beer.
And I mean I live in Westoklands. You can't buy
beer at supermarkets anyway, but there's not. I mean there
might be a block of chocolate. Can you look through

(35:08):
and see.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
There's there's the Cabrey caramel cream brew lay that's at
seven twenty nine and.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
I bargain at twice the price. Have you tried that stuff?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:18):
I have.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Oh my god, that's good.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
It's the new the new Cabre range.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, this is not an ad for that, but but
if you come across one by it, because I got.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
That stuff actually at work and my other work. What
I know, I got seen a whole lot of them.
Did I hated Hilary? I think Hillary got seen the
Cabre Yeah, I know they didn't seen any here anyway.
I think that's because we're more of a Whittakers vibe.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Here's yeah, I think we're more I'm available to the
highest bet.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Sharp, I'm Cadbury here on more Wittakers playing butt side
the absolutely totally. So yeah, you're looking at seven twenty
nine for that, that's only look one hundred and ninety
five grams.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
No, no, it is bloody girl. But seeven dollars for
a block of chocolate. There needs to be like four dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, I'm looking down here. No,
that the Cocoa Bella coconut water chocolate. Yeah, there's five
dollars for a liter.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
And there's two of those, I think, aren't there?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
There are two of those. There's also the water coffee,
the coffee version of the same thing. Wow, that's quite
a lot. There have three of those things with that. Yeah,
I'm looking here. Fussy Cat Tasty mince more sol you
have fifteen forty nine for that.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah? That's the treats.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
I think. I don't even think that's the food, okay,
because we get the food from somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Right, and then the Musashi high protein vanilla fifty one
dollars thirty nine?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Well there we go. Okay, Well that's so fifty one bucks.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, so take that off and you're already at three
twenty you know what I mean. Yeah, so you could
push into the two hundies if you had two yeah, okay,
well yeah, how many eggs do you need? God?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
How you bought like fifty million eggs? Twenty three dollars
seventy eight worth of eggs.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
So hold on, well that's the next line on them.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Canceled eleven eighty nine, so we actually.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Only got one one. I think they scanned it twice.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Your your almond butter eight nine.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Almond butter, you bought almond butter? Really?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yep? How many? How much toilet paper do you need?
Just like eighteen bloody rolls of toilet paper?

Speaker 6 (37:20):
There's cyclone coming.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
You need to you pet by. Now the Censidon toothpaste
we need to chat about, okay, Yeah, because that's ten
twenty nine, is it? Yeah? Well, I'm sure there's a coldgate.
I think there's a cheaper option out there, a coldgate. Yeah,
depems a toothpaste.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Man. I will say cinsidion does work when I'm on
that sensidance. That's not an add for Sensidon. But I
could bite straight through anice block with that stuff, but
without a cold breezer.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Get me, who's the glue tart? Because you've got the
Vonderdy gluten free Sourder English muffins seventeen bucks.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah, that's the message. Seventeen Bars's a gluten free tart
and I've always thought for people with our geese, you
don't have to buy the Alergaye compliant version of whatever
it is that you would have. Otherwise you just don't
get it, you know what I mean, you don't have
to eat that because all they do, particularly the gluten,
is they replace flour with sawdust or sand.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
I'm looking here as well. There's a lot of dairy
products going on. You've got the Anchor Protein Plus yogurt
at seven buck enough, you've got the cow feeder at six.
You've got the Dairyworks cheese slices at six you've got
the meadow leaf spread for you've got the mini well
they baby bell.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Anyway you can involved in the baby bells are the
little you know, the little cheese wheels and the red
sort of wax.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Blood kaka stress or overwhelmed call or text one seven
three seven for free cord at all.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Well, I think I'm about to have the reading what
I just bloody spent.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
Jerry and Mania for the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Jerrian Mania joined the complayt the Hodaki Breakfast discussion group
on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Time to play, It's academic. We'll ask you five questions.
All you need to do is get three correct to
win a fifty dollars Bunnings forbout you, and you'll get
your school's name etched into the much faunted It's academic
role of honor to dung And.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Boys College more than Elizabeth c U Boys, Hearteney Classes,
Douggs more more than John's College, Hamilton, Peter's Boys, Kendis Colony, College,
Forest Few High School and College. I don't know College,
Houston Boys, your Boys, Home high School Boys, high school,
money or high school and fung a Oui high school.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Is you're getting faster and faster at reading, Chris.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
That's practice, you know, Yeah, just repetitions.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Patty joins us.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Morning, Patty, what didn Jerry and Manaiah?

Speaker 4 (39:36):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Thank you? Patty? I see you from Hawk's Bay. Is
that where you went to school?

Speaker 7 (39:42):
No, I'm I'm not your Hawks Paine now, but I
went to spots with college and the mighty New Plumouth
Color Hardcore.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Did you ever have Spots before going to Spotswood?

Speaker 4 (39:52):
No? No, no, just when I turned up like an allergy,
I think something like that.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Oh yeah, Oh I got you, and I think I've
got a crank for that. Patty, what line of work in.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Ind I'm a physical education and health teacher.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Okay, this is interesting because teachers technically tend to do
well in this except for pet teachers, who tend to
I don't know, struggle.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
To put it nicely, but I think anything else from me? Right?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Then, three questions out of five, Patty, and you've got
fifty dollars. Bunning's about you.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Let's get into it first. Christian for Patty, representing Spotswood College,
which two artists had the nineteen eighty three hit Islands
in the Stream.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Petty, Oh shure, Sorry, that is what you were. Oh
that's a jolly parton and her mate Gray.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Here, Yeah, gambler, weird face yep. Name what is his name? No?
I can't think it was Kenny.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
You've got to know and to hold it.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Christian two. Nairobia is the capital of what country?

Speaker 4 (41:05):
I'm going to go?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yes, good book. Name one of the actors to play
Obi Wan Kenobi and the Star Wars films.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Oh yeah, not Liam Neeson.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
That's quite gone. Jen.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Oh he rode bikes with Charlie.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah you know he's Scottish.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
He is his name is.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Scottish, aren't they?

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (41:31):
No, count for me either I can see his faith.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
That's okay.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Wait, BI can exit. If I say that he was
a trained spotting follow would you accept it?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Hold on, Well we get yeah, okay, so we're getting
point five for that. We're given point five for Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
That's one okay, okay, So you're just gonna get one
of these two correct. Here. If the All Blacks is
the New Zealand men's rugby team, what sport do the
Black Jacks play?

Speaker 8 (41:56):
The Black Jacks they play?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
They gambled that.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
I'll probably do gamble as well. You've got to get
this one correct. Which artist had the hits party in
the U s A. You know there's flowers and wrecking ball, Petty.
That's here we go with the point fives and the
two questions correct.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Carry not about that. Congratulations, Patty, everyone's a winner. That's
a fashion.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Meddle, Patty, Master Chip. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
I don't know if he thought that knowing three mile
Exara songs is going to win fifty bucks this morning,
but that's just how she goes sometimes.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
And then of course is you and McGregor all sit
like gunnis the two display abe one in star Wars films,
So it's.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Time that allegations of a roars on the text.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Great and also spell rock correctly.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
The best way to cant up on what you missed
the day Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
I'm mean enough to add I've been watching a lot
of reality TV lately. Fellas Love Ireland was the most
reason why Married at First Sight starts the same way
every single time. What are you watching this crap for? Then?
By episode three, well, why she angry at him because
he did the same thing to her and blah blah blah,
nah he brought it.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I'm watching at home with the Furies. There you go, right,
I'm really enjoying that, yeah, exact.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Well, look, they know what they're doing. I know it's
easy to trash on reality TV, and it is trashy,
but they edited in such a way that you're stuck there.
And also if you're lying on the couch, it's a
great thing to have on in the background while you're
doing scrolling.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I just love the Fury kids like that Adonas. I mean,
what a great name. Why wouldn't you Callas Venezuela, Venetia
and Athena.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Venezuela is a crazy name, Venezuela, Get the oldest school
shoes on school Shoes. Celebrity Trees Ryland is the one
that's been on on TV's en at the moment, Jerry,
have you ever been asked to be on Celebrity Treasure Island?

Speaker 8 (44:01):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Would that have gone through your people? I think so.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
No, I would have I don't have people, so I know.
I think I think so. But but I can't remember
exactly what happened.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
I think it would have been. It would have been
in the early two thousands and the the blackout spot
where you can't remember what happened.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Probably, I think it's the same time that it's the
same time that that our Simon Barnett. But Simon Barnett
was asked to go on. I think the first time.
What you're saying his name funny Simon Barnett. That's how
it's said. Yeah, Barnett, it's not Barnet. I don't know

(44:38):
what what Why did you guys think it was Barney
thought it was Barnett. No, it's Barnett. According like the
like the things that you get in your here. One
of the things that you get in your here, Barkerts
is so I think he got asked the first time
and he said no, and jerryan on, I'm not doing it.
I found this out actually because I was perusing one night,

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just by chance, the Christian Television Network and the Seat
again and it had a little and it was a
profile on Simon Barnett. And he's a well known Christian.
I've heard of him and and he was on talking
about about working in the mainstream media secular media, as

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he described it as a Christian something he and I
can both relate to, and the challenges and one of
the things he said, I mean, for example, I was
asked to go on Celebrity to Shoreland and I said no,
and then he said, you know, it just didn't quite
feel right to me. And then the interview then said, well,

(45:41):
what you've been on Celebrity Land and said, well, then
I got asked again and I prayed on and God
said yes.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Oh, so when you got asked, did you ask God?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Because you just said no? We'd that God would say years,
Simon clever from God once and then change his mind
and so now is a good time to go on it.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
I wish I had done that before the Old Woman's
Weekly article, but Anyway, the other day we were talking
about celebrity Treasure Island then with a reality TV in
New Zealand, did and need to boot up the ass
and what we could do to make it a bit
more interesting? And like I said before, my idea was
a combine all of the reality TV things into one thing.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
What do we got?

Speaker 3 (46:22):
David Lomas investigates Real Housewives of Auckland on the block
at First Site. That was my idea. There's a bit
going on there and we're putting the real house eyes
on the block at First Sight. Okay with David Lomas
finds messing pieces in the real house Probably can't do that.
A few other we fight up the group chat here
at work and a few others came through. Come dine

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with love on the spectrum at First Sight, mog squad,
so it's cops with good jewel lines, just mug and
each other, Bland designs, what's blenders? Just real shitty leakers
come dine on me and then Wellington Pair pledge it,
which I think is just a documentary on all the

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legless people on Courtney Place. But what do we miss?
Give us a tax three four O three gives a
call eight hundred Hardarchy, your reality TV show ideas Jerry
and Midnight the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
We're looking for new reality TV series and melonges. I
guess you'd call them.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
We were off the back of celebrity trees, Ryland coming
back to your screens and potentially combining some along lines
of mean God, some of the texts have come through here.
We may not have enough time. Sensing burger immediate?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
How does that work?

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Sensing burger a medium tries to guess the burger type
by sniffing an empty box that the burger was in.
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
That's good. I wonder how did where we would go
on that? Who did wherever? She was one of the
sensing murder cycles? Oh okay, yes, she was the one
that used to come up with basically all the information
that that you could google on on an unsolved murder?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Is that what killed those shows? Google?

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
The weird part about it was Okay, So there was
a show that was on TV two back in the day.
It was really popular, and so they get unsolved murders
and then they would get and they would the psychic
would then be I think they were given a picture
of the person or something at the beginning, and then

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from then on they would then basically and apparently they
hadn't been told anything, And I don't genuinely think they
were told anything like producers. I don't think the producers
told them anything about the cases, the unsolved cases. Did
they get the name? Yeah, I think they'd be given
a name and then they would away. That'd go and

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they drive, like the the crew around to these different
places and stuff. But the weird part about it was
that when you watch the show, they seemed to do
everything other than solve the murder. So they would be
able to that the police had uncovered, so, in other words,
what had happened, probably because there's not that many unsolved

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murders in New Zealand. There's actually only a handful, and
you know them and you know them, so they'd just
school up on them and then the psychics and then
they would and then they'd get to the point where
they could never find a body or anything. Sometimes that
that go. I think it's somewhere in the domain or something,
and then they go and we're out of time. Sorry,
that's the hold on. Get a digger, run, someone's got

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to do something.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
There was one time where Calvin crookshank. He asked for
a shovel and he dug a massive hole in the park,
but he didn't find anything.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah, we did a thing on our show eating Media
Lunch was called Sensing Bullshit and essentially just had people
doing exactly the same thing to walk around talking shit.
And then did Webber, who was one of the psychics,
was clearly upset about it, and she came up to
me and gave me a hate pash at an awards
night one night. It was a very strange. She just

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made a bline form. It was very strange. Apesh that's
another story.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Damn not by a medium, no extra large.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Like that.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
How about Married for the fourth time? Ini? How about
Deadliest Catch and it's just a documentary about the range
of Hamilton's STDs. My Kitchen Sucks the TV show about
culinary failures. Kardashian hunting and Fish adventches from Manchester.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
That's good. The Kardashians going on on a hunting trip
would be amazing. Yeah, I'd love to see.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
That Love It or listed Family edition. You pitch what
family member you're going to get rid of and how
much you want for them. He's annoying. Uncle Brian, what
about the door dashians the life and glamorous times of
fast food delivery people.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I like, so you think you're good in bead.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Something in there, sensing burger or something we could do
like today, I like sensing burger, Jerry in.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
The night, the breakfast looking for new reality TV ideas
So far, best idea that we've had sensing burger.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yeah. I was just talking about it with Kate out
in the office. I was like, this is we've got
to do this. I like the idea of that.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
So you get an old burger wrapper or an old
burger box, and then you sniff it and you can
touch it yep. And then you've got to use your senses,
the five senses, smell, touch, hearing. You can try and
hear the burger, what kind of burger was in there
at some old seashell field, touch taste tomorrow yep, And
then you gotta work out what what burger is in there.
I reckon i'd be able to tell whether it was

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checking or beef. Really yeah, I could tell checking or beef.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Well, if there's a little bit of cheese still stuck
to the bottom of it, that'll be a dig giveaway.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Smell cheese and smell beetroot too, beetroot.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Yeah, egg, Yeah, you're definitely enough. Can I pitch? Do
I have time to pitch another T reality TV show?
This is one that I've thought about before, and it
is it's a TV shirt and someone's going to steal
the so I know, but reach out TV production companies.
The show is called Beneficiaries, and I take people who

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are on the benefit and I take them fishing and wow,
you know there's a tagline and there's something along the
line to teach a man first, give the man a
first for a day, teach men of fish. Welcome to Beneficiaries.
Would you did you watch that?

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
I mean, depending on the talent that you're that you're
drumming up.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Yeah, sure, well they'll all be beneficiaries. Yeah, but I
think but they'll lever story.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Good beneficiaries. You know, they're like fascinating, interesting beneficiaries.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Ull lever story and heartwarming resolution at the end. And
I feed them.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
And so you do a different one like you do
someone who's on super innuation. For example, one week the
student allowance, the next week, Mystic Purposes benefit another week.
And then you've got job seekers.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Job seeker yep, and I take them out on a
commercial fishing boat. It's he goat and they go, I'm
going to stick one.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
You could you could actually combine it with another kind
of like you could get in someone like Al Brown
comes in at the end and then he does a
celebrity chef and he cooks a meal for you guys.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
He's a good id.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
That's a great anyway. You know, some people do make
that happen.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Have a great key we master Baker. Okay, Well, I
see what's happened there.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Jerry and the Hdiarchy Breakfast Jerry and Mania Hatch the
radio show from six till ten weekdays, The Darkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
There's a rift going on to my household. Something that's
divided our household, which is only two people, and I
think it's about to divide the nation, certainly divided the studio.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Two people and a cat.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Well, I don't know where my cat stands on this, Okay,
actually I do. I've sent him do this a million
times and yeah he's fine with it. Okay, but he
we'll get into my cat later on. But he's got
some pretty far right opinions. He's been into the manisfept.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Really yeah, he's been a big David Seymour guy.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I know that's another rift. We'll get into that tomorrow today.
Today's actually won issue at a time. The five second rule,
the eight second rule, the ten second rule.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Okayse only a fool breaks the five second rules. Now
I was driving behind a car that.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Well, that I think is the three second rule?

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Yeah? Three seconds between mistis is it too too? Okay? Well,
let's focus on one thing at a time. Peter Brook
and my cat can wait. Last night's issue was I
was chopping up some spuds go on the air fright,
but a salt, a pepper, bit of oil, bit of
a sort of Italian seasoning situation on there, max out
all up and then banging in the casie thank you.

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As I was chopping the spuds, I was really starting
to get into a bit of a flow there. One
of them just popped off the side of the chopping
board and onto the floor, and I turned around, picked
it up and put it into the bowl. And then
I just heard it from the couch. Oh what because
put that back in the things? I haven't cleaned the
floor and ages I was like, we'll get onto that,

(54:55):
but well maybe you should clean it, right, But I said,
but I said to her, so this is my theory
with things like this. So you know that was one
piece of about say fifty pieces of spud that were
in this thing. Whatever you check that in, shake it up,
you don't know which one it was. So I think
it's fine. Plus I was about to cook them. So
where do you stand on dropping food on the floor?

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How long? How long is the rule? Is it five?
Is at eight? Is at ten? And then secondary question
doesn't matter if you're going to cook it or not.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Well, can I say to your partner, firstly, she understand
where that potatoes come from the floor. It grew out
of It grew out of dirt. I mean, it's made
of dirt.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
I'm returning it to the floor from whence it came exactly.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Look, I personally maybe I'm a bit different than other people,
but I've never been sick from dropping something, well, certainly
knowingly anyway, from dropping something on the floor and eating it.
No anyone ever been sick from that. Isn't the perceived
idea nowadays that it's good for you?

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I think it is.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
I suppose you do some bacteria.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I think so, I think that's the general idea now
is the worst thing for humans is really really sanitized
environments sterilization. So I and the other part I would
say to your partner in that situation, you're you frying
at ere, frying it, frying anything that you're like, you
are killing any anything that's on there.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Yeah, I would have thought if he takes on the
matter on three four three five seconds, is fine cooking
kills bacteria only?

Speaker 4 (56:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Go is a here on it? Boy's loving the beetroot? Chat.
Do you realize you can beat an egg but you
can't bet a root? Oh, at least give it a rinse, right, Sabbie?
But really, I mean this one here. It used to
be the two second rule. Has the amount of time
increased worth as the cost of living has gone up
as well, will have become the five minute rule.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Well there's that, But seriously, like the idea of giving
it a rinse. I just want to know, is there
anybody out there who's ever been sick from eating something
that fell on the floor? Is it three four eight
three eight hundred hardachi?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
More buttered chickens? Got me a dozy?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Before.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
But I don't think they dropped it on the floor.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah, what's the what's the worst what's the worst thing
that's happened for? Because if you eat some chicken, that's
maybe being defrosted at the wrong at the wrong time,
or maybe it's past this.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Generally fine, it was the last time. But if we
created an echo chamber of three dudes in here sitting
here talking about eating food and three four eight.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Three or.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Just talking earlier about what you'd eat, what you wouldn't
eat off the floor, how long you'd well how long
something had been on the floor before you'd eaten it.
Taylor says, way too many variables to draw a line
on the sand on the five second roll. It depends
on what's being dropped, what the surface has fallen on.
I'm not putting my sliced cucumber, for example, that's just

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become a magnet to all the dead skin cells in
here and foot dust back into my salad. Well, that's
your choice, tailor, fair enough.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Dealer's choice. You're right. I mean, if you if you
dropped it into a bloody cowpat you're probably not going
to pick it up. But I'm saying household roping it
on the floor.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
It depends as well if whether you're cooking it. Because
you were cooking those potatoes, I mean, once you put
them in an ear fry, nothing surviving that, you're fine,
including all the nutrients, and the potato probably doesn't survive
it either.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
And because even now and then you see these studies
that come out and they're like, oh, did you know
that there's this you know, bacteria on here and this
one and your phone's worse fear than a toilet said stuff.
And then whenever I hear that, I'm like, oh, so
that means the toilet sets aren't as bad as I thought,
Not that my phone's you know what I mean, It's not.
It's like, okay, so I've been doing this all the time,
and poop particles have been flushed up out of the

(58:34):
toilet and landed on my toothbrush, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Sweet, Yeah you're not that sweet, But poope's quite of
one of those things obviously you want to avoid. But
you know, you think about meat, for example, like eating
eating raw beef or something you know, or reasonably reasonably
rare beef. What is what is rare beef. What is beef?
It's an animal, it's been eaten shit and it's turned

(58:59):
into this being Like you're you're eating that? That's bacteria. Yeah,
it's got all sorts of stuff on it. Who knows
what that.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
You'll be fine. I invite you to eat food off
my daughter's daycare room. Also witness live tortter six of
the Auckland zoos today.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I want to hear more about that. Please this person.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
I put myself in a New New Zealand flight than
both barrels out the front of Palmi North Airport in
front of five PM commuters. I'm pretty sure the check
in my head was dropped on the floor. And how
about this one here? My wife fell over and landed
on the floor. Does that mean I need a new wife?

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Hm?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
But maybe some stays we could go a big show
versus breakfast challenge, raw chicken, salmonella challenge, eat some raw chicken,
and then put a go pro to front of our heads,
and then maybe one at the back end as well.
See who lasts the longest? Love that I reckon. Nothing
would survive Hoort's body. That would kill anything that came

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through it.

Speaker 9 (59:53):
Jerry and Miniah the hold Ikey Breakfast Sports Chat with
acc head g Laine brought you by Export Ultra the
beer for him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Welcome to the studio acc here, g Lane. G Lane,
you're a big fan of the zero second roller. You're
just eating anything off the floor?

Speaker 8 (01:00:11):
Oh yeah, what's something depends? I mean it depends on
kind of floor.

Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
Like I wouldn't eat it off if I dropped, say
a cookie time cookie on the floor of a plane toilet,
I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Yeah, yeah, and you wouldn't look ice cream off tarmac.
But if you dropped a sput on the floor of
your own kitchen, I'll beat it up with no but
an uncooked spot and then put it in the ear fry.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Yeah, well you getting rid of the gems with the
air fry. Why who's saying you don't?

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
It's just a.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
She said to be fear she did ed it. But
like I told it, you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
You don't know who ate it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Well, or I might have. Well, this is the other thing.
My thing is generally like if I drop a chip
on the floor, I pick it up, chuck it back
in the bag. Then it could be any of the chips.
You don't know and if you don't know, your stomach
doesn't know the difference.

Speaker 8 (01:00:59):
And until you get that kind of dog here in
your mouth and you okay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Yes, here's a different here.

Speaker 8 (01:01:04):
You don't know though he goes in there, there's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
I once drunk a praying man to set of the
glass of water next to my bed. That was pretty gross.

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
I once finished my cup of tea. You know the
last step. What's that a massive blowfly at the bottom
of my.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
I once drunk urine.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Oh yep, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
So the Super Rugby over the weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
Yeah, hey, speaking of drinking urine. A great game, great
game Friday night. I feel like the last couple of
weeks is almost saving Super Rugby. Hurricanes versus Crusaders. A
decent crowd tuned up at the cake t and it
wasn't Warriors this but it was decent. And the Canes, geez,
they look good, they look real good, and they just
they just played them off the park. The halftime was

(01:01:47):
it was close at halftime, but then the Canes ran
away with It was a really good game of rugby
to watch, except for the box kick.

Speaker 8 (01:01:54):
If I saw another box kick, I was going to
kick some boxes myself.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Cannot Sorry, they need to do each other box. I
think also, can they eliminate that silly thing we have
one person like the center with the tail.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Now, I think there's a couple of there's a couple
of easy fixes with that. The first one is, and
I thought this was always the rule. As soon as
the halfback puts his hands on the ball, you should
be able to clean.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Of course you should.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
You shouldn't be able to roll it along even with
his foot if he touches it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
There should be for your game, and just no box kicks.

Speaker 8 (01:02:26):
Yea, the halfback's not allowed to kick.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
I think from the rack.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Oh okay, just just get rid of it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
It's the worst part of the game.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
It's lame, sucks ass. It is because all they're trying
to do, what they're trying to get is a knock on,
a mistake, a mistake, and we don't want to watch
that either a.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Thirty minute a thirty meter game at max they might
regather or they'll get a knock on, and it's like,
I've got a couple of beer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
I've got a couple of solutions here. I heard mcconey
on the Agenda podcast available re all good podcast soul
saying mars anywhere in the field. So if you kick it,
the other team could just market straight. I don't mind that,
Oh yeah, or make what about how about the one
make the ball like five killers, So then you can't
kick it, so like medicine ball, well bare feet and
bring back the old leather ball bare feet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
But you know what that marking here in the field
great idea, Yeah, but you have to tap and go.
You can't kick it, sure, sure, absolutely, but that is
a that would speak the game up absolutely and that
would stop you kicking.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Yeah, They've got to get rid of it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:20):
That's the one downfall of the season. The season has
had some great games, some of the best tries we've
ever seen in Super rugby have been this year.

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
It's just it just gets their d shrunk by this kicking.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Yeah, but I mean they'll probably introduce some kind of
cack where you kick into the ground where you rub it,
but not the drop kick. You kick it and then
it touches the ground and bounces up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Yeah, they got that. It's a grubber. I am the
high grubber, the high gun rubber.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Bring back the grubber, the grubbing up and under grubber
and bring.

Speaker 8 (01:03:49):
Back the wall. Was the wall the waar was you
remember the war?

Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
The war yet three props North Harbor right, North Harbor
was a big fan of the of the Walls.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Three props. They've got their back to the team opposition.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Oh yeah, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
It goes onto the three people and then someone runs
off the side. You don't know where it's going. So
he's got it up this ship.

Speaker 8 (01:04:08):
It's great stuff. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
It's great.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
It's a good theater.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
It's a entertainment.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
A bit more wacky shit in there.

Speaker 8 (01:04:14):
Yeah, and you know what, one of PACIFICA did a
bit of wacky stuff on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Didn't see there. They tapped it and.

Speaker 7 (01:04:19):
Then they pretended to do a line out Razi arrestmus
I did see that, threw up Alan Craig in the middle.
They came down and formed a mall scored a try.
It was one of the good, one of the greats.
So they're men mixing things up a bit, but they
still got pumped.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
My other solution for the kicking issue flatten the ball.
So you're out there playing with a slow limp little
bladder kicking. Yeah, because you can still play run rugby, but.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I think people will be having too much rugby in
there in half.

Speaker 8 (01:04:44):
Yeah, and hey, how about how is the sports schism?
On Saturday night? I didn't know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
I was commentating a super rugby game, but I had
three other screens on the go Auckland f C going
on one. I had the black Caps going on another,
I had the nifty on another, and then I had
the wires on another. I had but I was basically
running some sort of I already report while trying to
commentate one at Pacific eviss to bloodest.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
I think you should have a bit of distance between
those two statements. But what so im because of the
Warriors starting, I missed the end of the Auckland f
C game. Oh my god, it was madness.

Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
Yeah, it was manjes.

Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
They parked the bus in the last fifteen to concede
that goal, and then they tried to park the bus
an extra time.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
It was nerve wracking and it went to a penalty
shootout six penalties.

Speaker 8 (01:05:24):
They won seven six on the penalties. It was yeah.
So but they're back again this weekend. They got the
semi final this weekend, so they're back in back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
In it Bangladesh, New Zealand. What a game that was
one hundred and two Bangladish to we checked that down
out of it was shortened to fifteen overs. Yep.

Speaker 7 (01:05:41):
Nathan Smith nearly got a hat trick, got two wickets
and two balls and like the second over, but Litton
Nas came out and scored a few too many runs.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
In New Zealand won by six wickets with twenty bulls remaining.
Duckworth Lewis, thanks very much. What a series.

Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
Bring on, Bring on England absolutely, Lord's the Oval?

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Oh what's that four weeks away? Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
Yeah for journe I think.

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
Jerry and Midnight, The Hodarchy Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight, The
hold Archy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I still got the Big Show Challenge coming up soon.
We've decided it's a bench press competition.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
There's still a few details to iron out. We'll get
to what's at stake in a sick but I was
in here on Friday and when the Big Show Fellaws
came in, I was cornered by Minoga. He wanted to
he wanted to know a few details around. He's trying
to get a read on what he thought everyone would
be able to bench press YEP. I thought, I'm an
open book here. I'm just going to tell him they

(01:06:44):
are withholding every detail from there. They've all tried well.
I know that Minogue and Pugs have both had a crack,
and so they know what their numbers are. But they're
not saying I'm not sharing. They're not sharing. And I
told him I went to the gym the other day.
I go quite often, not that you can tell, apparently,
but I I went. I did seventy four ten RIPSYEP

(01:07:07):
three sets.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
I also told them, so I'm going to anchor this
whole debacle here with a couple of numbers. I've never
been to priced one hundred kilos before. I've tried twice
and I failed both times. Ninety I want to say
ninety five.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Ninety five is good, good.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
As my PB. But I was going quite often then
and doing it quite a lot. The thing about it is,
and Pugs had a crack the other day at a
PB by himself. No spot. That's the hard part about this.
You're going to drop it on your here totally.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Also, it depends on whether you want it. It's going
to be who wants it the most. I'll say that team,
it's going to be who wants it the most? Do
we want it?

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
I already care that much. I think it's like who
wants it the most? Because if you want to push that,
you can push it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Oh no, one hundred percent?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Oh? Man?

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
But who wants what? Because we don't know what's at
stake yet, so I don't know what the I mean.
I do think it's a criminal that they're flying Jason
Hoyd over to sit in the hotel room for Magic Round.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Well, how about that for an idea? So whoever? Well, okay,
if we went, because if we say, well, whoever, when's
the skits to go to Magic Round?

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Yeah, then he's just gonna say, well I'm already going, sir.
But then he probably doesn't want Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
What about if we win, then you get to go
to Magic Round, or one of us gets to go
to Magic Round.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Ye, I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
We'll swap it gets the choice of whether or not
they want to go to Magic Round.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Okay, Well let's put that to them. If we win't
one of us is coming to Magic Ground with you guys,
and if you weren't name your.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Price, Jerry and LENI the Darkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Something wrong with us here on the Hurdechy Breakfast because
we love looking at supermarket receipts. So that Rudy, you've
found one on the floor of a toilet that you've
dragged into the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Quick question before you read that, would you eat it?

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
I would not eat the supermarket receipt, mainly because it's
been on the floor. Obviously, normally I would absolutely down
a supermarket receipt.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Would you smoke it if you had to, if you
didn't have any papers and you needed to.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
Absolutely, there's a little bit of ink on it, but
most of it's faded, so it's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Been on the ground along the first second time.

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
So earlier on about seven forty FIVI didn't here. We
went through Mania's supermarket receipt from last week. What was
about three hundred and eighty bucks. Yeah, And then interestingly,
straight after that, I went to the toilet and I
found another supermarket receipt. I just wanted to go through
because there's four items on the supermarket receipt. I just
wanted to go through this beer in mind it's from
a men's toilet and just sort of get your read

(01:09:35):
on the sort of person that dropped the supermarket receipt
that's from a Wolworths in the middle of Auckland City,
and a few of the items they've got on this
A coke zero sugar six hundred milk bottle, a protein smoothie,
Dutch chocolate flavored of yep, twenty five mils, Bulldog face

(01:09:56):
Wash original, okay, and and then a barbecue meat Lover's
Pinwheel scone which I thought was really really so we
got the meat Lover's Pinwheel scone, Coke zero, yeah, quite
a large one, protein smoothie, Dutch chocolate, and the Bulldog
Face Wash original, and then the toilet receipt dropped in

(01:10:18):
the toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
I mean that that can only have been a dude
obviously found in the men's bathroom. Yet that is a
man's grocery shop, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Bulldog for men original face wash eight dollars ninety nine
they got ripped off.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
This is nine dollars fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Yeah, I don't know what do we say? I mean, look,
I was going to say it initially hungover. But the
face wash tells me no, I think prepping for a
big date.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
So I saw what we're thinking. Is that so this
is a person who loves a soft drink. Yep, they
don't want to have the sugar, that's right. They enjoy
what was the pinwheel thing?

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
Then barbecue meat lover's pinwheel scone two dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Delicious, absolutely and two dollars Yeah, and this cost a
liven crisis. Yeah. And then they've got zerts and then
they've got ERTs. Yeah. Is this mashes? This is a
harder breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
Jerry and Mini the Hodikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Do you know what I learned today? I let something
out the back of James Mconie and throw Manaia Stewart, damn.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
And that's not a lesson you want to learn.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
It was brutal.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
I learned that there's too many up and unders and
Rabi I already knew that. But a good solution, I
think this is a bloody good idea, is that you
can take a mark anywhere on the field. So if
you're going to go up and under and you take
the ball on the fall, then you can tap and
go at that point or kick it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
I suppose, or kick yep, but better go out otherwise
if they catch it, then it's another make. I like
the idea of that. Yeah, yeah, same here, but I
think the only issue with that is most bombs aren't
caught cleanly anyway, so it's you're probably still going to
get a couple of midfield bombs. It is pretty annoying
though when you watch. The other thing is that the
Fords don't move sliding into earnest and analysis here. But

(01:12:05):
now the Fords are full of juice because they've just
stood in the middle of the field while you play
aerial ping pong for half an hour. That's why the
spring box calls scrumbs in their own twenty two off
the mark as to tire the opponent's Fords out. He's
got super Yes, sorry, do you know what I learned?

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
The little laughing dude next to Jabba the Hut has
a name, and his name is Slacious Crumb, specifically Silastious B. Crumb,
who was a Kauwakian monkey lizard who served as Jubba
the Hut's court jester.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Do you guys remember the fregles, Yes, ma'am, remember the dozers?
Because he's I reckon George Locus. No, it was who
did them Jim Henson's characters, didn't he? And I think
Jim Henson was he modeled some of those other things.
The trash, he's bespoken. Those two guys that get the trash,
he's Himsel and those guys there are modeled on Silasicious Crumb.

(01:12:57):
I reckon the doozes, the dozeres. The was a little
thing to make construction. Yeah, and you can eat, Yeah,
that's what the freaks eat. Yeah, they make the fregle food.
Why do they make things though that the freaks then eat?
Why not? They know they have to be infrastructure.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
That's something I haven't learned.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Why do they eat infrastructure? That's a big question.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
It'd be like if we wandered around started eating, our
building would just be pointless. That's exactly so today I
learned that you two mastermind cowards, not mastermind. It's academic,
sorry cowards, because well who's that guy were this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Anyway? Whatever? Which too?

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Artist said?

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
The nineteen eighty three Islands in the Stream Kenny Rogers
and Dolly.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Party Dolly Parton.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
So that's a point five.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
It's the first and we kind of got Kenny Rodgers too,
that weird guy.

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
With the gray here with the weird face, sang the
gambler blah blah blah, and then name one of the
actors play Ober won Kenobi and the Star Wars films.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
The Scottish guy from Train Spotting. Yeah you can see
that to them. Yeah it's you, mgrege the Spottish the
Scottish guy from The Scottish Guy.

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
The Scottish guy, not just me, but the text machine
as well. And three for three said that, you guys,
it's a raw, it's economic cowards. So let's see if
we can do a better tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Guys, have we gone soft than our data?

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
I think?

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
So okay, well, we'll ramp it up tomorrow, din't we.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Jeremie Wells and Manaia Stewart find them on Instagram at
Hodarkchy Breakfast, the

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Holdache Breakfast, Bill Big with the Wide Range at Bunnings
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