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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
Trade the best way to catch up on what you
missed The Hurdarcky Breakfast Radio Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hidarky Breakfast. Yes, it's the eve
of White Tonguey Tuesday, the fifth of February twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
My name's Jeremy Wells. This has a nice Stuart.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Happy fake Friday out there. It's all who celebrate.

Speaker 5 (00:20):
This is going to be a hazardous Friday Thursday afternoon.
This is this is real and prompt you blowout territory
as the Thursday where.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
At around lunchtime?

Speaker 6 (00:30):
Is that gun?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
I'll we got tomorrow off, don't I should? We are?
We'll just go and have one, will we.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
We're just going to have one, you know, And then
thirty three pints later you're up to the neighbor's driveway chundering.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, it's certainly the one to target, because not only
if you've got the Friday to recover, then you've got
the Sat.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Day to do family stuff, I guess, and the Sunday
that's right, and then Monday straight into the soup bowl.
Might as well take that one off too.

Speaker 7 (00:54):
Yeah, it is bugger precisely, Auday Bender, Are you guys
not about celebrating the nation and hopefully bring the car together.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
There's no better way to celebrate the nation the est look.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Or I can.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yeah, I mean, let's let's call it what it was.
This is a massive part of the treaty, massive part
of the treaty. It's a huge part of the treating
There was all sorts of whalers coming from overseas and
people being like man that hadn't in the past, way
too much.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
We need some rules around this and you know, and
that's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Yeah, so I think we should, you know that should
we should add a clause to the treaties like the purse.

Speaker 8 (01:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, people do say, how do you celebrate my Tanging Day?
And actually, if you do, look at what they were
doing around about Waitang in that area Bay of Islands
area in those days pers prostitution.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
So I think what you've got to do is get
passed and then go and find a six week and
that's what you should be doing on my Tanging Day.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
That's what I'll be doing, Jerry, to mark the celebration
of the signing of the treaty as our ancestors would.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Have wanted it, and thrashing a bit of Lincoln Park
and doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Huge show coming up, Cheepers.

Speaker 9 (02:00):
Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Couple of teachers coming through early doors. A great show
so far.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
That's from Cooper, So that's good feedback on the first Well,
I'd say about seventy three seconds of the show.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
It did feel good.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
It certainly had a vibe about it and Chris Icka's
sentiments best start to a show. Even made my mouth
I'm gonna I presume him in salivate made my mouth salivate,
thanking of for frosty cold one.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Have a fantastic day.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Team hold on, read it as it is, made my
mouth celibate.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, so Chris's mouth is it's out the game. He's
hung up the tongue, A shut up shell happens to
all of us. Chris, some soon of anothers it's funny.
Funny they say that because we don't even say, really
what's coming up on the show, and it actually is
a big show. We're spreading through the finish line this week.
Kyle Jamison is going to join us before seven o'clock.

(02:52):
He is over in India for the obviously we just played.
And then the teacher when he World Cup starts this weekend. Italy,
who is competing with me for the voice of snow
Sports here in New Zealand, is actually over in Italy
for the Winter Olympics, and.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
The old Haveo comes in.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
He's got new music and acc here G Lane. It's
like the bloody Graham Norton Cotch this morning.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
It's the return of the Lane. I haven't had acc
here G Lane on for some time.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
No when we have put a trigger warning on the
Instagram story this morning just in case you know there's
kids in the car or you know something going on.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
There's something though that you could say that is similar
about the Old Havevo Italy, acc here G Lane and
Cayle Jamison.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
And from what I under saying.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
They are all four people who enjoy.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
To party.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Is that right? Yep?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
All four of those people.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
If I'm Kyle Jamison, I'd take great offense to being
lumped in that.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Kyle Jamison, because I want to ask Kyle Jamison, how
much is a pack of Siggi's over in India. We
know how much the cricketers love to smoke, Siggi's.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah, well it's one of the few we really can
let yourself go, you know what I mean, Like I
mean Shane warn you would argue, if not one of
the greatest players, potentially the greatest cricket player of all time,
famously loved the darts and the pies.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, obviously, seig. He's not good for you, terrible for
the lungs. Fifty percent of smokers who smoke in their
lifetime get lung cancer or a lung related disease. However,
it does bring people together. I know one of my
best friends and I bonded together over a pack of
Pall mall Ten's in nineteen ninety.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Two and a changing shit. Yeah, so you can it.
It really does bring people together.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, and Benson he just huge sponsor of cricket Rothman's
of course in the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah, I remember I used to run one of those
punishing Apple watches for a while there, and it would
give you stats on how many steps you'd taken, you know,
and you close your rings by doing taking steps and
doing this and that and sleeping for long enough. And
one of them is taking a few deep breaths and mindfulness.
And the only time I ever achieved that one was
I went out and sat on the backstep and had

(04:58):
a dorry and my watch went great.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Work.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Just a few deep breaths a few times a day
can really help with them into health. And I was like,
you know what, I'm feeling pretty good.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I should know how many darts you've smoked?

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Yeah, so those in the budget for the wellness retreat
because obviously you guys will be doing some brief works,
right and Byron bay as anyone put that on the
budget on the company dime.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
So pretty expensive over in Australia.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
My god, are they what? Yeah, Jason Hoyt bought a pack.
Well we're over there for Magic Ground last year.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
My god, terrifying.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
But some great imagery on them. Yeah, some some lungs
and some teeth.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Eyes box, just text and now he wants to get
on the person smash back of Paul Moore.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
It's good to hear that. That is good to hear.
That is good to hear.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
It was the last time, I suppose you're not allowed
to now I was going to say, when was the
last time cigarette company sponsored anything?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Sometime I'd say in the very very early nineties late
Adies Yeah got shut.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Down and Hedges series Yeahs.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Back in the day, there would be darts going on
in the studio. Radio announces loved to dart the giant
ashtray in the middle of their own I.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Don't see a smoke one eight.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
From fucker Marna, want smokes from fucking Mana's in here anyway.

Speaker 10 (06:10):
Lee hart Wan's, Jerry and Miniah the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timarru.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
That's James Harden who just got traded yesterday in the NBA.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Today is the fifth of February twenty and twenty six.
And on this day in two thousand and four, during
the halftime show of Super Bowl thirty eight, Janet Jackson
deploys the Yoppers.

Speaker 11 (06:32):
That's what I've said before.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Jackson's halftime show became one of the most talked about
performances ever.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
While performing Rock.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Your Body, was surprised guests justin Timberlake, a costume reveal
went awry when parts of her outfit was torn off,
briefly exposing a breast to an estimated global audience of
over one hundred and forty million wounders the.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Sun, thank you for watching the super Bowl halftime show.
So they went back. No, it was dubbed a wardrobe malfunction.
I love that term.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
The first time you ever heard that term, the Warbo
wardrobe malfunction sparked a storm of controversy, huge media debate,
and huge oppers of a broadcast decency and long lasting.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Effects on television. Every image I've ever seen of that,
there's been a star on there. Now was she wearing that?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
She was wearing that, so then I know this is
the thing that Look, what was meant to happen apparently,
is that justin Timberlake was meant to rip it off
and then she was going to have the bra underneath.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
But man, she seemed.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Pretty well prepared for a malfunction.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
And the way that she went her face was like
quite acting.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Oh dear.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
The interesting part about it is that it started YouTube.
I read that incident there is what began YouTube?

Speaker 5 (07:55):
You know what, because my first memory of YouTube was
going around to my mate's place in the school holidays
and his dad is like, have you guys heard of YouTube?

Speaker 12 (08:02):
No?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (08:02):
And he showed us people putting mintos and coke bottles
and bar reckon, that's not how he found out about YouTube.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, so was he still on YouTube? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Oh yeah that so that was the first ever thing.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
So the incident also famously led to the question of
YouTube because its co founder couldn't find a video of
the moment online, and so he created that.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Ain't that just how it goes?

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Man?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Look at it.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Now we've got we've got a lot to thank creeps for.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
In history, nineteen seventy.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
One, Apollo fourteen astronaut Alan Shephard made sporting history on
the Moon during his lunar walkship had pulled out a
sex sign from a space that had two golf balls
across the luna surface. We've even got the audio of
the first ever golf shot on the Moon.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Here, that's a modef shut wow, yeah, yeah or yeah ah.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
And I think what was it? Two hundred and seventy
two yards?

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Yeah, over two hundred met as he clubbed that thing,
I reckon, it went miles and miles and miles. Still
to this day remains the only year a golf shot
played on the Moon. Bunch of birthdays. Two footballer is
born about seven years apart, but on the exact same day.
Christiano Ronaldo and Naymar. They were both born on the
exact same day and they share a birthday with one.

(09:21):
Brian Adams shorter than what you'd expect Brian Adams.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Is he a times Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
And he also come on seven sharp once go on
the couch, had no time for me. But boy did
he give Hillary Barry the glad eye. He was so
keen on her. She was kind of embarrassed. It was
like he basically I'd ask him question and then he
just looked straight past me and direct the entire answer
to Hillary.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah, a lot of people do that to me with
you and that is the history of yesterday. Today it's
Worrow timorary for Thursday, the fifth of February twenty twenty six.

Speaker 9 (09:58):
Jury and the Night hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Time to latest sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra the
bear for hair. The Blues face the opening half of
the Super Rugby season without captain Patrick tuy Plot as
he continues rehabilitating from shoulder injury.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
A tough run of injuries for Big Patty two Plot,
Evans Charlton one News.

Speaker 13 (10:18):
Patty t that called Pat two former Kiwi Tony Kay
Tony Camp is predicting a sellout in minutes if State
of Origin comes to Auckland's Eden Park in twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Finger on the pulse stuff from Kempe.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
He sees the hosting mover as a chance for the
country's league governing body to attract more funding from Sport
New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
I think that this one's been confusing because every time
this comes up again, you've said the same thing. My
missus has said the same thing. Didn't someone report this?
I thought we knew that already. You know, this was
happening last October, then it was happening in December. Now
it's happening again. What it is is nowadays, because we
don't have as many journalists anymore, everybody's just rushing to

(10:59):
be the fit person to post it's confirmed. It's confirmed,
it's confirmed, and so they'll just post it just on
a whim of like they'll hear one guy made a
phone call to someone else and they're like, I I
got to beat everyone else to the punch. This one, though,
stop me if you've heard this before, this one seems
like a clear cut confirmation that it is going to hit,
is it?

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Well?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
So did the last one? Look it's going ahead, is
going to go? Well, who can confirm it?

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, can someone bloody confirm?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
We've sacked all the journey. So we're gonna ask Tony
Kemp if it's gonnahead.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Tell us to get next on the line.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
And it's going to be confirmed in the next twenty
four hours.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Apparently this is what I mean. That's what I mean.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
But then but then it's like rumors that it's set
to be confirmed. So then every other meme page is like, yep,
sweet confirmed.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
And the basketball where the NBA's trade deadline looms at
nine am tomorrow, attention has been drawn to the Milwaukee Bucks.
Oh my god, yepre go do it?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
They call them scrabbles, Yep.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Antiitalk cormpo.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Yeah, you understand, it's a book. Alanis Morrissett. He so,
he is one of the best players in the world.
He's I think a two time MVP. He won the
championship through four years ago. They call him the Greek
freak because no one can pronounce his last name.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
And he is apparently sick of He plays in Minneapolis
and apparently he's.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Bloody sick of it.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
So Milwaukee, and but there's there's a bunch of trades yesterday,
one of them involving one of my favorite players who
we talked about with Tom ever Crombie the other day, James.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Harden, fat guy with a beard, can relate.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
He you know how Tom ever Crombie got his jersey
hung up in the rafters at Spark Arena. James Harden
seems to get traded almost every other year. When he
got traded away from the Houston Rockets, they hung his
jersey not in the rafters of the arena, but in
the rafters of the local strip club where he had
spent so much money that he basically spent single handedly
kept them afloat. And there might be for the podcast

(13:00):
that I actually send it to root of the other day,
someone did a deep dive a full statistical analysis of
James Harden's performance graft against the quality of the strip
club in the town he is playing in very good
and whether there's a correlation between how good the strippers
are and how well or how poorly.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
He plays, and what was the correlation.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Well, maybe this this needs more time, but I've got
the spreadsheets.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
We can pour through the data on the podcast if you'd.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Like, Well, can we just come back to that in
a moment. I think we should have a look at
it now.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I'm keen to know.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I get I'll get the spreadsheet out love a spreadsheet
at six thirty five on Thursday morning.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
Jerry and midnight the hot I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Jesus is going to be good.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
So we're just talking in the sports headlines the NBA
trade deadliners tomorrow morning our time. But there's already been
a bunch of blockbuster trades. One of the highest paid
players in the NBA at the moment, James Harden's a
perennial All stay be like a ten twelve time All Star.
Used to was the before.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
He's been traded about ten bloody times throughout his season,
and he just got traded again yesterday. And it reminded
me of a statistical deep dive that I've that came
to my attention a couple of years ago that I
thought i'd share with you guys. This was back when
he used to play with the Houston Rockets. That's where
Steven Adams plays, right.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Somebody, some stats nerd did a deep dive to test
the hypothesis that he plays poorly in cities that have
good strip clubs.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Okay, so he's obviously a guy who goes to a
lot of strip clubs.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Well, his jersey was hung in the rafters of the
strip club he frequented when he got traded.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Away from the Houston Rockets.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
So they were like, this guy means so much to us,
we're going to honor him by hanging his jersey in
the rafters.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
And the strip tease is an artful.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
So the title of this it is a full it's
probably like an eight page Excel spreadsheet. It's a scientific experiment.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Here.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
The title is, I analyzed James Harden's performance in every
NBA city to see if I could find a correlation
between his box score and the city's average strip club rating.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
And I see the hypothesis as James Harden's box score
declines in cities with high quality strip clubs.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yes, that's right, Okay, so he's got to So.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
How he's done it is he's come up with a
stat line that indicates poor performance that under six points.
You know, he doesn't score much, doesn't affect the get
he turns the ball over too much, all that kind
of stuff. Then the city strip club rating was determined
by the average Google review rating for the first ten
strip clubs in each city, based on the Google search
which involved this man making. Let's be honest, it was

(15:38):
a man making thirty searches for strip clubs on his
work computer. Some of the interesting side notes this study
does not distinguish between gael straight strip clubs. It did
not distinguish between cabaret strip clubs.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Or men's clubs.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
It did not disqualify paid listings on Google. If a
paid listing was the top result, then so bad, and
did not factor in the team's performance. So it's only
just how well did he play?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
And in the end he did prove to a statistically
significant degree that James Harden's game performance did decline in
cities with high rated strip clubs.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
So Harden's best performance came in the city with the
worst strip clubs, which according to Google reviews is Toronto.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Toronto.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Yeah, and his worst performance came in the city with
the best strip clubs, which is Miami. Do you want
to guess that some of the other ones, some of
the other Los Angeles. Los Angeles is fifth.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yep, yep, okay, four New York City.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
New York City is eight. Interesting, Chicago Chicago's number two.
So it goes Miami, Chicago, Salt Lake City.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
What yeah, salt Lake City, I've been the What yeah,
that place has even got strip clubs.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah, there's something strange going on there, but there is
a relationship between Salt Lake City and him playing poorly.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Then we go Los.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Angeles, New Orleans, New York, Boston, Oklahoma. Now he has
just been traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers in Ohio. There
they are the second lowest rated strip clubs in the country,
doesn't surprise me. So he is about to have the
season of his life playing in Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
And where did Milwaukee? Where was Milwaukee? Milwaukee would be low.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Milwaukee's twenty six? Yeah, yeah, there we go.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah rubbish, although he was just playing for the Clippers
and he was playing pretty well.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Can I ask you guys a question, what would because obviously,
you know, generally you'll do a Google review if you've
had a really bad experience or a really good experience.
Most people that have an average experience don't really put
in a Google review.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
That's a good point.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
What would lead you, guys to go online find a
strip club that maybe you frequented or a friend of
yours and leave a review bad or good.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Well, I left a review at Cleopatris in Rot when
one of the strippers came out with a broomstick and
did a whole witch routine.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's enough for me.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Jeremie Wells and the nice Stuart, the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 9 (18:08):
Edge want a work at that one, Sen Jeferson on
fine Daybute.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
The black Caps World T twenty preparations are in full
swing in India after an historic one day series when
they come off as series lost against the dominant Indian
team who are favorites for the tournament in their own backyard.
But they probably would have learned some valuable lessons, I'd say,
and joining us now on the Hideky Breekfast black Caps
fast bowler Kyle Jamerson, I said Carl that you just

(18:39):
learned some valuable lessons after playing in there in a
five matte series.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Did you actually or was my into actually bullshit?

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Well, guys, yeah, no, we certainly learned some listeners.

Speaker 14 (18:48):
We got taught a few lessons too from some of
those boys during the T twenties, So no, it was
good like it was great prep to kind of I
guess experience the the extremity of it. I don't think
it's an it too much tougher than that through this
World Cup, So yeah, boys certainly learn a lot for sure.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
So what did you specifically learn.

Speaker 14 (19:07):
A little bit around sort of I guess when teams
are going that hard, how you can kind of get
in and out of overs and some different sort of
field sets, and how you can kind of get creative
to try I guess make them take some different options. Yeah,
like I said, it was probably as extreme as it's
going to get, so it was good to kind of,
I guess, test some of those theories.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
In the heat of the battle.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Did you find any good pubs or golf course as
while you were playing them?

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Well? Not. The schedule was pretty relentless.

Speaker 14 (19:31):
We felt like we sort of just play travel played
the whole time for about two weeks. So no, haven't
sort of really left the hotel the boys. A couple
of boys went out and played some golf today for
the first time in Mumbai, so yeah, they really enjoyed that.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
But yeah, it.

Speaker 14 (19:43):
Hasn't been hasn't been too many extracurricular activities so far.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Unfortunately.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
That's good because you can potentially be too prepared going
into tournaments, as we learned over over the ashes. What
is it You've spent a bit of time over in
India with the IPL and that. What is it like
touring India?

Speaker 14 (19:59):
Oh, it's crazy. You're kind of like your senses just
get overloaded. Like it's just there's so much going on,
there's so much noise. Obviously, the fandom and the sheer
amount of people that sort of follow games and teams
around the country is just crazy. It's just sort of
nothing you kind of ever experience back home. So you're
certainly trying to find ways to switch off, and you
don't sort of really leave the hotels too much. But

(20:20):
at the same time, it doesn't take much to get
up for games when you've got sixty thousand people chair
and so it's just such a crazy and just cool
experience to be a part of.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
You got a warm up game against the USA tomorrow morning.
How much do you prep for a game like that?
You just sort of turn up and have a whack
or is there a lot of preparation that goes in.

Speaker 14 (20:41):
I mean, I can't really speak for kind of ones
sort of previously, but I mean probably for this one.
It's a lot of just turning up and kind of
ticking off the boxes you need to. We obviously had
a fair amount of cracker over the last sort of month.
You know, some guys have been here for you know,
have been here for a month, and some guys have
come off franchise tournament.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
So everyone's probably as.

Speaker 14 (20:58):
Ready as there every going to be now, and we've
obviously this game scheduled tomorrow and then just be ticking
off what everyone thinks they need to and just another
another hit out in these conditions and chased I guess
practice some of those plans and stuff that I spoke about,
you know that we sort of tried to learn through
that in Didn't Teach twenty series.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Whenever I've been on a tournament at sort of primary
and intermediate level, when you're with the team, there's always
one or two guys doing a bit of dumb shit
whenever you walk into the hotel motel. Is that the
same at the professional level, and if so, who are
those one or two guys?

Speaker 6 (21:32):
It's a great question. I do remember kind of that
when I was growing up, the same thing.

Speaker 14 (21:35):
You kind of get sort of bought down a little
bit conscious of the badge that you're wearing your chest
a little, you know, a lot of the time.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
But there's a few characters.

Speaker 14 (21:44):
Tim Stiffer's kind of got the freedom of playing those
those franchise leagues all around the World's he's he's pretty
carefree at the moment. He's Yeah, he's certainly bringing some
humid to the group, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I know that cigarettes are particularly cheap in India and
cricketers are renowned to be great smokers. Over the years,
a lot of tournaments were sponsored by cigarette brands.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
What's a pack of darts going for in India at
the moment?

Speaker 14 (22:08):
Not the man to ask, But there is a couple
of people, I don't I don't want to name names.
A couple of people sort of have found the spot
and yeah and indulged themselves. So but yeah, you're right,
pretty cheap by those sounds of things.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
What about the food over there.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
I've talked to a few people that have toured through
India and they said, whatever happens, there's always runs in
India that hasn't struck the team yet.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
Well, yeah, yeah, there's been a few. I reckon.

Speaker 14 (22:30):
I'm probably probably one of the only ones that hasn't
gone down second that moment.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
They've been here for Yah.

Speaker 14 (22:33):
Well, like I said, a month and I reckon pretty
much everyone's gone down with some sort of illness and
I'm probably the last one stand at the moment. So
it's just a matter of when it comes, not off
it if it comes. So yeah, you just here just
crossing your fingers and open. I hope you can put it
off as long as you can.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yep, they don't call your iron guts Jamerson for nothing.
Looks with the tournament and we'll be watching. Thanks for
chatting to us this morning. I'll be Thans Gouds appreciate it.
Coming up after seven o'clock we're going to chat to
Ed Lee, the BBC Sports commentator snowsports commentator.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
He's over there in Italy for the Winter Olympics, which
kick off this weekend.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
New Zealand's had a huge squad across. There's seventeen people
and a lot of metal hopes.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
And about forty three last names between them.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, question is what happens in the art prey and
how many doms do they supply in the Olympic village.
Plus before eight o'clock we need to have an open, honest,
Frank wrought non partisan, bipartisan discussion about our Prime Minister
Christopher lux and sunglasses at Waitangi.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah, that's right. No matter where you stand on the
political spectrum, he is our leader, he is our representative
on the world stage, and we need to talk about
his sunglasses.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Does there need to be a fashion intervention?

Speaker 9 (23:44):
Gerry and Mnia for the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Gerran Lania joined the complay the Hodaki Breakfast discussion group
on Facebook for more so, New.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Zealand has confirmed a seventeen strong team for the Milan
twenty six Winter Olympics, featuring an amazing lineup of metal
hopefuls and freestyle skiing, snowboarding, alpine skiing, all sorts of
stuff out. They're looking to beld on the success of
the twenty two Beijing Games, where our team of fifteen

(24:16):
won two gold medals and one silver, and joining us
is the voice of snow Sports BBC commentator Edley. Thanks
for your time, ed So, a team of seventeen obviously
the biggest team we've ever sent to a Winter Olympics.
How's our team's form coming into this?

Speaker 8 (24:34):
It's absolutely outrageous, Like New Zealand is punching so hard
at these games for a tiny nation. I reckon there
was what was it, two golds and a silver from
last time. I reckon, you'll be unlucky. I reckon, New
Zealand's probably got seven medals conservatively.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Really, why are we so good at snowsports?

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Ed?

Speaker 8 (25:00):
It's the old Kadrona factory. If you build it, they
will come. You've got some, I'll tell you what. There
was a lot of really good snowboarders in the nineties
and early two thousands, and free skiers ended up. Look
at Bruce Wells looker so he had the legacy of Jossy,
Byron Bow and Jacko, four of New Zealand's best free skiers.

(25:22):
Then you've got Greg Harrington his boys Ben Harrington and
Luca Harrington. You've got Aaron Jamison his boy Rocco going.
All of these snowboarders and free skiers who ended up
down in Wanica and Queenstown in the nineties and early
two thousands have read a super generation of athletes.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
It seems to me also that there is a direct
correlation between having an incredible name in being good at
either skiing or snowboarding. What are some of the What
are some of the great names that we're sending over
this year.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
I mean the New Zealand names are good. You've got
Lucia Giorjarlie. Obviously she's going to fit in in Italy.
I mean Zoe said Synop. There's that one just rolls
off the tim doesn't it. But I think Luca Harrington
is in there as well. You've got that's a good one,
Ben Barkley. Everyone loves an alliteration. But your other I
mean the Americans they just have this. They have such

(26:16):
good names. They Hunter, Hess, Colby Stevenson. There's there's one
Skia and you're going to love this. His name's Alex Hall,
but he's known as a Hall an English accent that
can go south really quickly.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Finn Melville eyes as an interesting name and as someone
who is a middle hopeful it.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 8 (26:41):
Well there's both of them, so I know for a
good fight. So you've got Karen Melville and Neil Lives.
Karen's the KeyWe Neil's. Actually I could have if I'd
have gone to town, I could have stolen these kids
with a bit of persuasion. I think Neil Lives is
from Liverpool. He's a scouncer, but so Finn. Melville Lives
is a half piped skin can. Melville Lives halfpipe snowboarder,

(27:02):
and Finn has been absolutely destroying World Championships, World Cups
and X Games. I'm not saying given the medal now,
but it's going to be hard for anyone to catch him.
Cam on the the twins, and you've got one twin
is doing really well. Pami has taken a bit more time,
but he went to the biggest half pipe contest in

(27:24):
the world outside of the Olympics. The Larks open, twenty
thousand people under the floodlights. It's it's kits Bulls for snowboarding,
It's the World Series and he absolutely destroyed it. He
came in second. He was the New Zealand meat in
an Australian bred sandwich for the first time ever, an
all Antipothy and podium and the kids cut. He's peaked

(27:47):
perfectly ahead of the game.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
So yeah, the.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
Melville Lives Twins, keep an eye on those boys. They
are going to be dynamite here.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I know there's a big drop of doms that go
into the summer Olympic village. What's the guy the Winter Olympics.
Is it is there too much shrinkage and the cold
for the athletes to get amongst.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
I think it's there, like I heard, like I do
know in Sochi there was a lot of energy around
the Jamaican bob sleigh team. I have it on good authority.
This is my ninth Games, and I remember in London
they each each of the villagers had kind of an
arm belonging to a different nation. The French team had

(28:26):
done their doms in two days. You don't want to,
you don't want to like stereotype nations, but they absolutely
like they're they're the most romantic. So I don't know
if it's the same up here, but I imagine it is.
As soon as I've got any intel, I'll feedback on that.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Italy a voice of snow Sports BBC commentator, thank you
so much for your time this morning.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Enjoyed things over there.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
Won't big love to you all.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
I will do.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
We didn't even quite get to Lindsay Vaughn, the American
skier who raptured at a she's competing in the downhill
with a ruptured acl.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Yeah, well, I mean to be fish probably wants to
be distance from our last question breed anyway, so.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
It's probably for the best year.

Speaker 9 (29:08):
Forty nuts Jerry and Mini the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
You said on the podcast, we stumbled upon something that
I think is very relatable if you haven't listened to
the podcast. If you didn't know, we actually do a
podcast separate to the radio show, and you can go
and listen to that where you listen to podcasts. There's
so much high level sport going on. Yesterday we were
talking about low level sporting triumphs because everyone's got one
and you remember them, you know, they stick with you
for the rest of your life. Mine is, as you'll

(29:36):
already know, echoes around rugby parks throughout South Canary. I
famously once charged down a conversion against Tomoka intomoker by
the way.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
In yeah Away, Yeah, so you were away.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
I was away, charged it down in front of fifteen
freezing TOMUCA fans.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Has it even been done before in Timoka?

Speaker 5 (29:54):
No, certainly hasn't been done since everyone's talking about it
down there. So yeah, that was my low level sporting feet.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah fine, everyone's got one, As you said, mine is
taking six for twenty four for Saint Paul's first eleven
against Hamilton Boys High in nineteen ninety.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Four, which is now on a leaderboard Sandwiched in between who.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Daniel Vittori d Elvatory five for something and they're me
J J.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
D Wells.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Then d Elvatory again was six for something. So I'm
in a Vittoria. I'm I'm the meat in Avitori sandwich
on the honors board at Saint Paul's Collegiate and.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Ruder what was yours? Look?

Speaker 7 (30:30):
So background. I am awful at sports. I'm very uncoordinated.
In fact, my bowling style has been described as right
arm anko instead of right.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
I'm over.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
And I always wanted to be good at cricket, but
I knew I was terrible, so I didn't play competitively
at school.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
But there was this double.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
Wicket tournament that the first eleven were having, and they're like, oh,
let's throw on my bone because need numbers. Yeah, and
so they got me in on it. My brother was
actually playing that as well, and I was bowling to
my brother and during one of the overs that I bowled,
because I think I had both three, I went.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I got twelve wides during the.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Over way Wait wait wait, twelve wides twelve white bowld
eighteen balls in the over.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
I did one of those balls, by the way, because
a lot of them were league sidewides, as you'd imagine,
got my brother around the legs and bowled them. Oh,
and he said to me afterwards, He's like, I won't
tell mum and.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Dad about the twelve wides if you don't tell them
that you bold me.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
And from memory as well, I think the six legitimate balls,
I think a couple of them were very generous and
they should have been called whites.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Mutually should distruction with you and your brother.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, but I think the umpires wanted to get out
of there.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Yeah, probably, But we advanced into the next round for
some reason. I must have been playing with an absolute champion.
And I was up against the guy at our school
that was so good at everything. He won cross country.
He was in the first fifteen, he was in the
first eleven. His name was Jodi Wall, And somehow they
needed two runs off the last ball to win.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Well, it's because you're bolt so many wides.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Yeah, I was. Again.

Speaker 7 (32:02):
I keep thinking how did this end up happening? But
he needed two runs off the last ball to win.
I was bowling, and because it had started drizzling. The
ball was just absolutely coming out properly and towards the wickets,
and he kind of hit it back down the pitch
and he was going to push for I think he
was pushing for one to tie. But I dived across
the pitch somehow grabbed the ball, threw.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
It back to the key.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
But this beautiful, beautiful throw right by the stumps and
ran out the best sports person at our school, real rags,
the richest stuff. I will never forget that. One of
the greatest moments in my life.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Well, I mean, you have the lowest valley in the
highest peak, really all in one game.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
A real low level sporting triumph. Can you top that? Three?
Four eight three? What's your low level sporting triumph?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Everyone's got one. Yeah, everyone's at a moment at some
stage in their life.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
That they're proud of eighteen ball over.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I don't think there's ever been done before in the
history of.

Speaker 10 (33:00):
Okay jury in the night, they breakfast talking about your
low level sporting triumphs and the text machine has led up.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Turns out everyone's got one. We thought that was the case.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
It has proven to be David's tick through not really
a sporting triumph. But I once scored a hat trick
of goals for the Western Thistles against Saint Joseph's and
the north Otarget comp the Western Thistles. Yeah, the Western Thistles.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Prickly annoy the crap out of you.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
So David scored. David scored a hat trick. His only
problem was his team lost to one.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Hold on second, How do you score a hat trick?

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Two own goals? God? How how good is that?

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Sex for seventeen and a run out of the league
slipt And I went into bat with only four required
off three overs, I got out for a duck on
the last ball.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Okay, well, hold on, these are sporting disasters.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
I won the secondary Well here's a triumph. I won
the six secondary school national croquet tournament. In high school,
took croquet as a sport. It was a sport, was compulsory,
but I couldn't be bothered playing cricket.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Rere right, Okay, yeah the croquet team. I didn't believe
they even had a croquet team at my school.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
I'll tell you what they did at my school is
where all the boys signed up for badminton because it
wasn't there was. It was a badminton tournament, like I feel,
it was twice a year and you got the day
off school man out badminton team was it was so
competitive to get into the badminton We got Aaron on
the line, Good morning Aaron. You went to Gore High School.

(34:35):
What was your low level sporting triumph?

Speaker 12 (34:38):
So my one was we had a slam dunk contest
that we used to throw i'd say once a month
or every a couple of months at school. And the
kids were because they're a little shorter than everyone else,
we used the gymnastics trampoline actually get the slam dunk,
and they I was just thinking, well, these are just boring.

(35:02):
So I was the first one to attempt for three
sixty and actually get it in without over rotating.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Wow, you want to slam dunk contest?

Speaker 12 (35:12):
Yeah, yeah, sixty.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
That's pretty sack.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
That's impressive.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Yeah, that is pretty impressive. I'd love to be able
to say on a slam dunk contest.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I'm surprised that's not televised actually on TVNZ plus, the
slam dunk contest at Gore High School. I think you
find a lot of viewers for it. Thanks for you cool,
Aaron appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Another text through on three four eight three, I got
Ratchen Revenger LBW in a year ten credit tournament in
Napier was given not out because the umpire was on
his side, but to this day I swear it was
heading middle in league.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
These are two good. We have to come back to
these at some stage. We don't have time for these
coming up after the seventh thirty Sport headlines. We need
to have an open, honest, raw discussion about what Chrystopher
Luxon is going to do and why tang you with
the sunnies because I understand the Sun's going to be
out today.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
It can be a pretty divisive time of the year politically,
but I think we all need to unite as a
country and offer some fashion advice to our dear leader.

Speaker 10 (36:02):
Jerry and mid Night The Hiarchy Breakfast the best way
to catch up on what you missed The Hodarchy Breakfast
radio show podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
We're on White Tangy Eve today, the fifth of February tomorrow.
If we want to be celebrating across New Zealand, no
a doubt getting on the purse, getting into the Prozzi
says you'd expect that's the way that you do it.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
That's what people are doing in white thing.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
That's what white thang is all about.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
It is And we were talking the other day on
the show about Chris Luxon.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Came to our attention that our dear leader's got an.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Issue and it's not This isn't a political issue, no
matter we you sit on the political spectrum. I think
we all need to unite and get him behind our
prime minister. Whether you voted for him or not, he
is our representative on the world stage.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
He's going to be up there at Whiting.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
He's certainly not getting on the purse or the prozees.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
You can guarantee that you can guarantee one hundred percent
that he may also not be looking in mirrors, because
we noticed while he was flying around during all the
flood relief and that kind of thing. When you see
him outside is an think pair of sunglasses on them.
They've got the aluminium frame, no frame around the the lens.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
They call that frameless in the industry.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
And frameless and then the aluminium bar between the two lenses.
There someone reckon, do you look like white Morpheus from
Neo from the Matrix?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Absolutely that's they are from two thousand and to those glasses.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
And wherever you sit on the political spectrum, I think
we can all agree you not in our dislike for
those glasses. But Jerry, you're a veteran of the glasses game.
You get about one hundred bloody peers and in your wardrobe.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
I've got a lot going on and I'd be happy
to lend him any one of my piers of glasses.
What I have noticed Mania, though there's promise to Chris
Luxin has already been up there. I think it waking
for a couple of days now.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Ye, I have not seen him in a pair of sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Yeah, I think that's off the back of our discussion
the other day.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
He's running a divers emuls hat.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Yep, don't mind that.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, he's running the divers Emuels, which is known as a.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Which you call that a fedora?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Is it a fedora?

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Is it one of the a Is it a Bunning's
wide brim. It's not a Bunning's wide brimman, I'm not
sure it's a ford either. Wouldn't mind?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Is it a lemon squeezer?

Speaker 4 (38:07):
No, it's not a lemon squeeze that in sentsence the
trenches of it.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I think that's got one flap up on the side.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
So what kind of sunny should he have? Then, Jarry,
I feel like you're the person to ask this.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Look, I just go if it was me, he's got
an odd shaped head, because I've never seen a man
with no hair at all pull off a pair of Sonnies.
It does look strange.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
I've never seen Leehart and a pair of sunglasses, neither of.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
I yeah, and I think it can be quite difficult
at times. I think a lot of people would suggest
that maybe the best option for promise to Chris Luxan
is to go with a pair of Lundy's, which is
the large blue bloo locker, because they need to be
quite a big But then you end up just looking
like you're trying to construct an entire personality around a

(38:48):
pair of sunglasses.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
In that situation, well, is it the worst thing for
him to show up in a pair of a real.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Statement of eyewear, you know what I mean? Maybe he
could build a bit of a personality around it.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
A pair of.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Red glasses may be a pair of Jim Hopkins or
something I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Pair of bonos, ah, pair of bonos.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Perhaps something that maybe has a lighter tint to it.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Oh, so you can still see his eyes through it?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, maybe something a bit more graduated.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
The last time we talked about this, someone brought up
the fact that some recent political convention the French Prime Minister.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Showed up in a pair of aviators. Mirrored mirrored aviators
is pretty sick.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
They are pretty sick, but it's an intense game for
a man with no hair. Maybe a pair of moscots,
just a simple pair of moscots.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Yeah, they're pretty pretty expensive, and I don't know if
that carries him any favored the common man.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
What about a pair of petrol station dirty dogs. Yeah,
that's not a bad option.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Or some people have suggested that maybe Apostle Bishop Brian
Tummocky peace be upon him, lend Christopher lux and some
of his sunglasses, because he runs a pretty strong sunglass game.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
A devastating pair of dirty dogs on him.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Yeah, someone sticks through on three four eight three on board.
Similar to Lee and Cress, I go the classic ray bands. Okay,
can't go wrong with us. Yep, get Luso the rose
colored Elton's glasses a mandatory for a board man. When
you lift them onto your head, no one knows you're
a board basically a comover.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
See, this is the thing that's possible for I'm not
sure white room speed dealers.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Maybe wayfarests like you and I where Yeah, you and
I have exactly the same pair of acet Rocky ray
Bam wayfarest.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
And we look sick.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
What if he just accepts that he looks kind of
funny and he just goes full comedy and he gets
those ones that they've got the fake eyes in them.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Oh, I know what you mean.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Yeah, I reckon you look quite.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
At least then you'd see him and you'd have a
laugh with him at the same time.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, or maybe some Actually, the one thing that he
could wear is a pair of Oakley blades that also
have a visor on the top of them. Yeah, you know,
so you've got some protection from the nose and you've
got some eye protection for the eyes.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
I don't mind it.

Speaker 9 (40:50):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
It's time to play a little Jerry's theories.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
This is an opportunity for you to get in the
mind of Jeremy Wells and tell us what you think
he thinks. The answer to the next question, as you
can text your answer three to three four eight three
closest to the pin. When's the fifty dollars Bunnings trade
about you?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
In the past, you've asked me to come up with
some interesting figures the percentage of New Zealanders who are vegan.
I come up with two point one nine percent.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
I think low. I think that's low.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
You reckon?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I think this.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
You also asked me how many people do I think
can bowl one hundred and forty k's an hour in
New Zealand right now?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Yes, I went nineteen. Also, I think that's low as well.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
No, yeah, mate, not many people can bowl a one
hundred and forty k's an hour?

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Well, I mean there there's like six franchises in New
Zealand that have one or two each, plus they'd be
the odd high schooler.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Maybe maybe it's pretty quick.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
I don't know. Anyway.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
The point of this is it doesn't matter how many
bowlers in the country actually can bow one forty The
whole idea is how many do you think Jerry thinks
can buy one forty?

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
And last week we asked the question what percentage of
kiwis do I think have made love at work? Yes,
that was a good one, seven point nine percent. I
came up with yes.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
The winner actually gets eight percent, so there were a
point one percent off. So this week's question. Today's question
is what percentage of kiwis does Jerry think? Have sent
a nude?

Speaker 4 (42:14):
And when you mean nude? MANI yes, wonder fire there.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
I think in a naked photo that's been sent to
another person, I will accept just a downstairs I think
that's a nude you.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Know what I mean. I don't think a photo of
your face. Your face is always nude.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
This is an interesting question.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Your hands are always nude? That's so you got. It's
a picture of the downstairs.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
It cannot it can or cannot have one or two
heads in it. Yeah, I mean everybody knows the role.
You don't put both in.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
But I think I think I'll accept a female upstairs
as well. Really, I think so okay, I think, okay,
So it's going to come down to a few things.
A female downstairs, think yeah, yeah, definitely, Okay. I think
it's going to come down to a few things. Is
you're going to rule out everyone who is too old
to you know, like the camera phones went around.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Females ever send pictures of the downstairs yep, Zoe shaking
your head.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yeah they do.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
You've received it?

Speaker 7 (43:17):
Oh no, I haven't, No, not at all. O.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Kate in the office has got the thumbs up.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
So yeah, So what's what's your thinking here? You're obviously
the older population, obviously the big population of people who
haven't done it.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah, absolutely, and the younger population. So you've got the
This is basically to me a question of simple demographics,
because you've got young people probably pre thirteen. You find
not many people would have sent the note, as I'm
told from people in the know that the notes.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Start happening quite young nowadays.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Well, i've got the camera phones.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
But yeah, with the camera phones and apparently that's there's
quite a lot of that going on, a lot of
experimentation around that area.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
I'm just going to type in here adults.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah, I think that's a good thing to write. Yeah,
so I've got to work out how many kei we
adults there are?

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
First of all, yep, that's the percentage that I have
to think of, and then from there workdown I most
old people wouldn't have sent a nude before. And then
You've also got taken into account how many people would
be embarrassed to send pictures of their body.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, and there's probably quite a few people there.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
So you're really dealing with the percentage of New Zealanders
who are either impressed with what they've got to offer
or stupid enough to send.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
It to people. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Yeah, Okay, So that's a little snapshot of glimpse into
Jerry's mind. Get you take through on three, four, eight,
three closest to the penguins, Jerry is going to pack
a number to what one decimal place?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, I think one decimal place is probably the way to.

Speaker 7 (44:58):
Go, not including like if a guy sends one and
he's got moves, you wouldn't include that right now.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
I'm not gonna include the moods.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I don't think this question on three for you three?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
What about photos of nodes that are non sexual, For example,
photos that you'd send to your mother if you sent
your mother a photo of your herpes or watch who's
a doctor.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
That's very specific, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Will you accept that?

Speaker 12 (45:23):
Jerry?

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Why not? It's a nude.

Speaker 9 (45:28):
Jerry in the night, the hold Ikey breakfast in.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
The middle of Jerry's theories for another week.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
This is your chance to get into the mind of
Jeremy Wells and tell us what you think he thinks.
The answer to a question is this week's question is.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
What percentage of Kiwi adults have sent a.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Nude we are We've defined a nude as a part
of an otherwise generally covered up part of the body,
generally the downstairs.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
It doesn't have to be full body.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
It could be female or male, could.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Be female or male or non binary.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Someone has texted through and I'm not going to read
their name, but they have texted through and said Jerry's theories.
I reckon three point two percent of us sickers have
sent nude picks. Of course I'm not one of those,
as I'm operating a work phone.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Really yeah, that makes a difference.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
No, it's a good it's good high genetue I get
to say. So, the way this works is you text
your guess as to what Jerry thinks. The answer is
to the nearest decimal point, and the percentages have been
this is the widest range I've seen. There's anywhere from
sixty or seventy percent all the way down to two
and three percent. Someone said Tood Mangino count I think

(46:37):
we count that.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yep, I think so, I'd say say, yeah, I'll do that.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Yeah, three point five percent. Twenty seven point four Jack
from Dirty Dunners here, I think Jerry thinks the percentage
of people that have sent nudes is seventeen point five percent.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Even thinks six point one seventeen.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Point five percent of the total population in New Zealand
have seen a need seventeen point five percent.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
That's what they're thinking. Three point five percent.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Someone said forty three sixty seventeen Wow, two point nine.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Okay, these these are varying wildly.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Yes, do you want to walk us through a little
bit more of your thought process, because of course we're
going adults here, so you got to figure out a
percentage of the country that are adults.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, okay, So yeah, firstly, we've got what do I
define as an adult?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
I'd go from eighteen to sixty five.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
You don't think sixty six year olds are adults.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I'm just gonna in this case they are adults. But
in this case, I'm saying that I would discount the
over sixty fives as an area where not many people
have We're talking in the points the point five point
two point three of the percentage of those people have
sent noes. Imagine yeah, yeah, because technology, they probably don't
even know that their phones have got cameras.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
No, but this does open a sidebar of what percentage
of over sixty five, Well, that might be next week exactly.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
So I got to work out the percentage of New
Zealanders that are in the age makeup between eighteen and
sixty five. First of all, once you get into that,
I think you then got to go into a slightly
a bracketed area, which is females versus males. So you
assume that fifty percent of those people are males, fifty
are females. Of the females are far less likely to

(48:13):
send a node.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
I think. I think the male males are overrepresented in
the stats, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Then you have to also work out the percentage of
the community from that point that are gay, because I
think if you're a gay male, you're far more likely
to send a node than you.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Are if you're a straight male.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Okay, but again I'm not saying straight males aren't going
to send notes, but I think the percentages are higher
in the gay community.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yeah, less burier of injury and.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Definitely less than the female community. Then you start getting
into a percentage of.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
People that are body proud, who are prepared.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
To send someone a part of your body, because there's
a whole lot of New Zealanders who think nobody should
see my body parts because I don't want to share
it with people and fear enough, I don't want to
look at it.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
I want to show you.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I'm in that category. So then you're starting to get
smaller and smaller by those point.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Aren't Yeah, very small someone said before dating apps, very
low percentage, but with dating apps probably closer to five percent.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
That's that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah, okay, well I will give my answer up next.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
All right, last calls you text through three four eight three.
We're going to take it to the nearest decimal point.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
What percentage key adults do you think Jerry thinks have
sent a nude.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
In their life are?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Then you've also going to work out the percentage of
New Zealanders that are married amongst that lot and in relationships.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
But sending furtherers to other people, yep, having affairs. Some
of Toby Reckins married couples would be about thirty percent.
Numbers smaller and smaller.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
Here Jerry and Mini The Darchy Breakfast Jerry and Mania
catch the radio show from six till ten weekdays, The
Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Jerry's theories.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Where I'm trying to come up with a number, you
have to try and work out what that number is.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
Yeah, today's question what percentage of d to have sent
a nude Patrick's text through photos.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Downstairs and also a message? Hey Jerry?

Speaker 5 (50:05):
About fifty four percent of New Zealanders between the ages
of fourteen to fifty five, which I think is the
target demo take away about twenty percent for religious technophobes,
prim and proper reasons.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
I think you're at about thirty two point three percent.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Thirty two point three is high, I reckon.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Okay, Sure I tell you my working, show.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
You working, Jerry, and we'll crown a winner for this week.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
So look, I've done a bit of work in demographics
over the years.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
You've done a bit of work in nerds.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I a very little work in nerds.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Can show you done work and needs.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
I mean I have done work need before.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
But I think we can all agree we assumed it
was very little.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Anyway, Well, who hasn't worked neud around the house. I
prefer to work neod around the house. So I know
that it's just over sixty percent of New Zealanders are
between the ages of about eighteen and.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Sixty five yep. So there's actually quite.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
A few heads and quite a few older people in
New Zealand. So anyway, so we're starting from sixty. We're
starting in the sixties, all right, because I'm assuming that
a lot of people who are older haven't seen the
note because they don't understand technology, and we have just
counted out younger people because that's ethically the right thing
to do. So I'm in the sixties to start with,
and I'm working down from the sixties. So that's the

(51:22):
highest number we could ever be is sixty something upper limit. Yeah,
of those people are women, yep, And so I think
that there are less women who are likely to send
a note. Out of that one in ten is gay,
so I think there's a high percentage of the one
and ten. So ten percent of the population is much higher.

(51:44):
For that I've taken into account that I've taken into
account that one in four people I imagine in that
sixty three percent are particularly body proud yep. Two out
of four are deeply ashamed of what they're running and
should be Yeah, in that category, so and should yeah,
and so that really knocks the number. By the time
we're getting too this week, we're starting to get into

(52:05):
the single digits. Also, a percentage of that sixty three
percent are in sexless relationships and they're not cheating. So
now those people account for quite quite a few people.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Little dear bedroom action.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Yeah, because you say, well, there's a sexless relationship, the
people that have completely lost their testosterone and shut up shop,
putting their hand.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Up again, hung up the boots.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
And then there are the people who are in sexless
relationship but they're not prepared to go outside of that
particular relationship. There's quite a few people in that category, right,
there's also people who are.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Cheating, shockingly, So.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
In the end, I have come down to four point
two percent of New Zealanders.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Four point two percent of New Zealanders have sent a.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Nude Okay, well we go to the phone lines where
we find our winner at four point six percent.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Tom he congratulations. What was your thought process?

Speaker 12 (53:02):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (53:02):
Not a lot, really, I just went, yeah, how many
people are going to do that?

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Not many?

Speaker 6 (53:06):
Maybe four percent?

Speaker 8 (53:08):
Take a decimal four point six minute.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
There it is perfect. Well do Tome.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Congratulations, you won a fifty dollar Bunnings about you awesome,
thanks so much.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
Jerry and min I a the Hodaky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
That's right, we're heading away to Byron Bay. Tom the
Taranaki Chippy joins us. Now, Tom, you'd like to go
on the drawer. What are you running away from?

Speaker 12 (53:31):
I'm running away from the building site currently.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Did you get a break over the Christmas period or
were you working straight through?

Speaker 15 (53:38):
Ah?

Speaker 12 (53:39):
Yeah, he had about three weeks off which was quite nice.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Yeah, but sometimes you can you can find yourself a
little bit too busy on holiday and then you need
a holiday from your holiday.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Was that your situation exactly right?

Speaker 6 (53:51):
You know, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
We need to find a bit of balance.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Rington joins us as well. He runs a construction company.
You must be stressed and in need of some breath work.

Speaker 9 (54:05):
Mike, Oh boys, I am.

Speaker 8 (54:09):
I'm like, yeah, running out of steam has already been.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
A big year. You know, it's been a huge year. Mike.
You run the construction company. Are you in a position
to approve your own leave?

Speaker 10 (54:19):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Okay, that's that's going to play into your favorite got stuff.
We'll chat you in the drawer.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Jason from Auckland. Are you ready to see God?

Speaker 14 (54:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Look, guys, I need it.

Speaker 8 (54:29):
We've just got eight week old puppy and you know
what I'm ready for?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Relaxing time. Yeah, a bit of Jason time. You know,
when's your holiday? Man?

Speaker 8 (54:38):
When is my holiday?

Speaker 11 (54:39):
Exactly your holiday.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
We'll be coming up on March twentieth and Byron Bay
if you win that, Jason, good luck in the drawer.

Speaker 8 (54:46):
Cheers, guys, I'm waiting and packs of bags packed.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
I just want to say, fellows, this this thing's gone international.
We got a DM on Instagram from Matt hi listener
from Sydney. Your station. Shit's all over anything we have here.
I would love to go on the Jeremy Wellness Retreat.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Can I meet you guys there? Love the show? Matt.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
We go okay well in his absuite with save a Fear.
Maybe we can get someone else there? Is it female
Paula just texting? Is it females who can endo two
or just mouse?

Speaker 11 (55:13):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Females Paula.

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Speaker 15 (55:36):
Can I just say massively disappointed that that sting is
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Speaker 4 (55:42):
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Speaker 15 (55:43):
Come on, it could do with a bit of a
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Speaker 4 (55:50):
Come on, we're looking at adding a couple more kazoos.
Yeah yeah, right, yeah, it's a bit.

Speaker 15 (55:58):
It's a bit like the micros off kind of windows
opening and the Netflix welcome back.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
You've served your suspension and now you're back working into
game shape.

Speaker 15 (56:09):
Yep, that's right. I just tied my run actually to win.
Actually sport begins because this weekend we have the T
twenty World Cup kicking off on Sunday as New Zealand's
first game against our arch nemesis in T twenty cricket Afghanistan.
They beat us at the West Indies. If you recall
last time when.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Six weeks ago, that one, yeah.

Speaker 15 (56:28):
The one, the one in the West Ndies. I don't
know if you recall that T twenty World Cup with
pictures that were played on that looked like something from
the Domain without AstroTurf, and we had a Hodgepodge team
that flew around from T twenty competitions around the world.
It was a bit like a kind of an invitational game,
and they got hammered and they got beaten by Afghanistan
and it was embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Not this time.

Speaker 15 (56:50):
We have played eight warm up games in India and.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Lost almost all of them.

Speaker 15 (56:54):
No, we hate, hate, no, but that's a good thing.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Shut up. This is a good thing. Shut up.

Speaker 15 (56:59):
We won the one day as it is a sunset format,
but we won.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
It okay, And but this isn't a one day. We
let India.

Speaker 15 (57:06):
We let India beat us because we like beating India
and knockout cricket. And they can win as many bilateral
games as they want because they mean nothing, because when
it comes to the knockouts, they will choke harder than
Peter plummey Walker.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
All of excuse me.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
All of our best performances in knockout tournaments have come
from disgusting series defeats before the tournament started.

Speaker 15 (57:30):
Absolutely, so this is the perfect start.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
That's exactly what we want.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
As we lose coming into the tournament, we become the
underdogs and then we barnstorm through peol play and get
eliminated by Australia in the semi.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Yeah, look there was a wobble.

Speaker 15 (57:41):
We did beat India in game four. That was a wobble.
That was a wobble in the preparation. But yeah, kicks
off and tea twenty World Cups good because it's bang
bang bang bang, no mucking around, there's no week between games.
I think we've got a game on Sunday six thirty pm,
so good viewing time against the Afghani's, and then Tuesday
straight into I believe the powerhouse of U A E

(58:04):
probably take a couple of backhanders to throw that one.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Just a question, can we go back to what are
we calling the team from Afghanistan?

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Are they the biggies? Are they Afghankies?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Like, are you allowed to call people from Afghanistan Afghans? Yes, Afghany,
Afghanistani's or Afghanistani's bankys.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
I think we sitt all on bookies, Danny fine, sorry, yep, okay.

Speaker 15 (58:26):
So we've got the Biggies on Sunday and then we've
got u AE.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 15 (58:33):
BB's on Tuesday, and then I think the toughest game
we've gotten this round is the sas in our pool,
top two go through to a Super eight competition, and
the Super eight competition everyone's points get re zeroed again,
so they start again. They play three more games. A
top two go through to the Semis final. All over
in two weeks.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Relatively simple. I actually understand that. Yeah, it's less confusing
than the Super Give me start.

Speaker 15 (58:55):
On the Super Ragby, that's my next week's that's my
next week's rant, but Super the super Bowl. Before that,
Sunday we've got We've got a bit of a shindig
happening at the Takapuna Surf Club Monday our time, isn't it. Yes,
it is sold out and Monday middayish. But there is
a few walk up tables available there. There's a couple
of hundred. Lizzie's going crazy on the North Shore.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
I'll be walking up one day.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
People can pretend that they're into American football.

Speaker 15 (59:18):
It's the equivalent of the Melbourne Cup for a lot
of people. They dip their toes into horse racing. You
dip your toe once into anfl it's a good time
to do it. You got the bin Chickens versus the Patriots.
Everyone's going for the bin chickens, the seahawks as a
seahawk just an angry seagull sea hawks.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Yeah, it's a like a mollyhawk, you know. Yea albatross, Well,
it's not quite an albatross. That's it's a bit angrier. Yeah,
it's angry albatross, not very angry. And what's your favorite
bed bunny songlane?

Speaker 15 (59:47):
Ah, I don't know, but I'm looking forward to ice
dropping in at halftime and arresting it.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
I'm hoping for some kind of wardrobe malfunction.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Are we across the Winter Olympics a little bit?

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:00:00):
We talked yesterday to Anna Wilcox, who's over there. She's
covering the pipe and park section of the Olympic Games,
which I enjoyed the name of Park and Pipe.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Great pipe, Park, pipe pipe.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
You've got a great pipe.

Speaker 15 (01:00:19):
Most of our seventeen entrants are in the park and pipe,
which is slop style, big ear, free skiing, snowboarding, knuckle huck.
There's no knuckle hucking, unfortunately, I know that. I know
that's Youah. No screaming semens either. But that all kicks
off on Friday, I believe, and it's pretty front loaded
with the big ear and the slope style. The slope
style and the bigger slope style is like an obstacle

(01:00:41):
course that you go down and you get judged on
rails and boxes. Big ear is just a.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Big ass jump. You do big ass spins, spin on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
If you've seen the freestyle where they go up into
like three thousand meters above sea level, yes, and they
end up on a peak somewhere with rocks and the
steepest avalanche country you've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
Just figured it out.

Speaker 15 (01:00:59):
The mountain runs, you seem Smoothie's the kiwis He's right
at the top of that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Oh man, it is so And then they but they
do tracks, so they're going down extreme terrain and doing
backflips and all sorts of stuff on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
It's next level.

Speaker 15 (01:01:13):
That's apparently on the cards for the next one to Olympics, right,
they're looking to include that that is.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Insane, then then I'll consider entering.

Speaker 15 (01:01:20):
Yeah, that's right, and then we've obviously got I think
that in their back end of it is more. My
favorite event, and that is the double men's louge. The
double men's louge, if you don't know what that is,
is two dudes in skin light crawl one lies down
feet first on a little skeleton thing and then the
other guy lies on to do you need to do

(01:01:41):
two peoplesfore it's like a pile up.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
It's like a pile up and you lie down and
you fly down at two hundre clombers an hour.

Speaker 15 (01:01:48):
I thought they've got rid of that one Doubles is
still there the Rainbow Road. Yeah, okay it So it
starts on on Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
What's that tomorrow?

Speaker 15 (01:01:58):
Yes, that's Tomorrow's And the good thing about that is
a lot of the sports are at night, specially the
Big Ear and everything is going to be under lights
in Italy, which means it's a perfect start. Seven thirty
in the morning, eight in the morning. You can you
can watch a bit of that you can see on
the TV here and just park.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
The show acc here Chulane, thanks so much for coming
a nice to see you again.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
So good to be here. Welcome back, Enjoy your Thursday.
You can see that later in the show.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
The old haveo joins us, Mikey have it post Posh
smelling is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
A good smelling man, Jerry and.

Speaker 9 (01:02:33):
Midnight they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
So Push Posh has a four date tour coming up
in a couple of weeks to celebrate thirty five years
of their hit Trippin' Coming five years Man, thirty five
years and a new EP which we are going to
in just a few moments, the world radio Deboo.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Mikey Havock joins us in the studio.

Speaker 16 (01:02:55):
Now, Hi, everybody, Hello on morning one morning. How are well?

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Are you excited?

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
I am?

Speaker 11 (01:03:01):
I am, but pretty jazzed actually about it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
How's the preparation going.

Speaker 11 (01:03:05):
You mean for the for the shows?

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Yes, is pretty good?

Speaker 11 (01:03:09):
Pretty good?

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
Because I noted you're doing the Bender method, which is
nineteenth the twentieth or twenty first the twenty second. Have
you been embarking on any preparation for that aspect of it?

Speaker 11 (01:03:18):
This is what I'm not sure about.

Speaker 16 (01:03:20):
Have my look, Hey, you know, I'm I just I hope.

Speaker 11 (01:03:26):
So I've I've done a little bit, but very little.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I thought your preparation over the last sort of fifty
odd years has put you in pretty good steed for
doing four days in a row.

Speaker 16 (01:03:35):
Here, I am talking to you alive. So that's that's
one thing. So that's I mean, that's worked. We've been doing,
like yeah, we've been repressing pretty hard with the whole
whole band's been over in the country because too. Of
the the reason that we're doing those only doing four
shows is because two of the bands live over in Sydney, right,
with huge families over there and stuff, so that they
have to support and look after and stuff, and so

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the window of opportunity to sort of have a non
you know, something that doesn't not too much of an
upheaval on their own their work days or our work
days or whatever, and and still do some shows that
we've really just got to bang up those for.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Going to get them done.

Speaker 16 (01:04:12):
Maybe the last time we ever play What Wow. But
then it may not be, but it may be and
because and it could be.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Think for the people that.

Speaker 16 (01:04:24):
Are coming or the people who are deciding whether they're
going to come, it could be the last time you
go out to a decent show.

Speaker 11 (01:04:32):
Listen to your.

Speaker 16 (01:04:32):
Moaning about it already. There's a there's a certain age
group which I noticed who which I'm championing our age
group actually in the moment because I've been able to.
I've been out to like about seven shows in a
row in the last sort of a couple of months
that have just been socks so good, and it's all
been people. I'm not really your ange a little older,
a little older.

Speaker 11 (01:04:51):
Or maybe you're maybe between maybe our bracket between.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Okay, well, thank you. I feel like we're in a
similar demo.

Speaker 11 (01:04:57):
Yeah yeah, but you will be younger.

Speaker 16 (01:04:59):
But the but just just you know, solid mounters that
have been out there, out there. Just when I went
with the suicideal Tendencies, it was I'm so at the
power Station, the not form Metallica, which also went to
end then Tall on the weekend, and then but the
sort of SUI since.

Speaker 11 (01:05:15):
This show was like it was, I'm sure it's exactly.

Speaker 16 (01:05:17):
The same, like just rocking hardcore Auckland Monters that were
the class twenty times ago, you know, and to be
everyone's doing and we'd see Viagra boys the other week
and that was mental.

Speaker 11 (01:05:29):
It was crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Well, I think let's be clear, I think there's a
lot of respect coming from the younger generation who say, look,
you old, you older people, you older people, you old,
you can you're pieered and you still got it when
it comes down to You might not be doing it
every weekend, but I tell you what, you still got
it up the sleeve when you need to.

Speaker 11 (01:05:46):
That's what I'm looking forward to.

Speaker 16 (01:05:47):
I'm looking forward to like I've been bumping into people
sort of on the travels. They oh, yeah, well we're
coming up to all Or we're going to the game,
and we have we're come to Tarn, seven or eight
of us are coming up, and it's like, are you
you sort want I'll make a joke about make sure
you pace yourself, which is really just to sort of
cover myself.

Speaker 11 (01:06:06):
But then, now what difference into it?

Speaker 16 (01:06:08):
Man, It's like, you know, it's it's a great for
I just feel like it's just it's a it's a
what an opportunity to be able to do it, you know,
It's like and that people want to go to it.
That's so cool man. And I really say, we're making
the show is going to be really good. The show's
going to be really good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
And new music to play as well, you know.

Speaker 16 (01:06:27):
The golden hits of yester Year, the Key with the Kiwi,
the Kiwi Legion songs, and then then and then new
ones here which we're about to play, which which, by
the way, if you're fifty five and you're in a
band that you have a number one song, I think
it's quite brave to put o a new song.

Speaker 11 (01:06:43):
Don't think for us to put it a new song
and then release it and say here's our new music.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
You know, you guys reagin.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
I bet it feels differently than when you released a
Trillion Shades of Happy in nineteen ninety one. It would
have been an entirely different experience.

Speaker 16 (01:06:56):
It's whole, the whole thing is different, the whole the
whole way you do it's different. It's right out of
by have no idea what's going on. It's like it's
it's the difference between Trailer Sailors and Falling America's Cup. It's,
you know, like back then, I would have I would
have come in with a copy of the record for
you guys, walked in with it physically and going, hey,

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there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
Is here?

Speaker 11 (01:07:17):
But I don't have one right now because it's in
the digital world. Something isn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
But we are.

Speaker 11 (01:07:23):
We've got your machine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
We've got it, and Ruder's got his finger on the
button as we speak, so we're about to push play
on it.

Speaker 16 (01:07:29):
I just look, I just would love New Zealanders to
enjoy this. You know, we're were proud of it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Are you ready for the smikey?

Speaker 9 (01:07:35):
Look?

Speaker 16 (01:07:35):
I hey, yeah, it's just a song, you know, but
but it's a new song and it's part of an
EP which also comes out today with five news five
songs in total.

Speaker 11 (01:07:44):
It's quite exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Well, the thing that people always be like, does it
capture the spirit of Pushbush that will always be the
the thing.

Speaker 11 (01:07:51):
The spirit of the band that don't even put it
on one album.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Well, but that had a huge that had a huge
impact and you now you know that now?

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:07:59):
You know, yeah, as you and I have talked many
tomes about it's like, it's not lost on me. How
you flattering that is?

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
You know?

Speaker 16 (01:08:06):
That's that's what It's really cool man, that people that
liked it that much then and have such fond feelings
about it and our supportive about us doing this now, you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Know, shall we play it? I think we should. This
is the new song, The Truth ten past nine nine.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
That's right, Stop talking over the song.

Speaker 10 (01:08:28):
Jerry, Jerry andman Knight the Hdiarchy breakfast right the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Number one there it does the world premiere of the
brand new track from Push Push The Truth there it
is right.

Speaker 11 (01:08:40):
There is real exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Mike, have Itck joins us in the studio now ahead
of your shows. You've got four shows coming up.

Speaker 16 (01:08:47):
All shows coming up on the nineteenth, and Hamilton the twentieth,
and Auckland to twenty first and Helensville at the Alman
Corper Tavern and then the twenty seconds down in Beautiful
told one at the mount beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Part of the country for this tour.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
We' I mean actually before I even said that, Jerry
last week shipped his parents off to retirement village or something,
put them out to pasture. But he was going through
some of his stuff from his old room and he
found a bunch of correspondents from your show from back
in the day, a lot of letters about the Gammy League,
a lot of mail about the Gammy League.

Speaker 11 (01:09:24):
I've got bins and bins.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
And amidst all of it, Jerry also found a bunch
of women's underwear that had been sent through into the
into the show as well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Sent through not not procured myself. No, remember remember people
used to send us. I'll tell you some of the
things that And then my mother had decided that that
were worthy of also keeping, had gone through two gate keepers,
and she kicked it box.

Speaker 16 (01:09:56):
So she she was the she was the time capsule,
sort of final word like that's not that you need that.
You want your you want that this is the thing
that she's I want this weird crocheted thinking jig that
some woman called who calls herself Nana.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
She decided that it would be fruit to keep these
machas that people had sent me, I mean, from a
pack of three at Rendall's.

Speaker 11 (01:10:25):
Functional.

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Functional.

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Well, the strange part was that they still had the
tags on them, so they were brand new, but for
some reason the elastic had gone.

Speaker 11 (01:10:33):
I mean, I wasn't wearing them.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
You seem to be very quick to protest that. So yeah,
we got sent them a whole a whole lot of
stuff and actually, damn, I'm upset that it wasn't still.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Here or you were pretty quick to take them back
home again. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
There's also memories a lot of letters, particularly around people
who were applying to play the roles of either you know.

Speaker 16 (01:10:56):
They lie another one of our lives. When we made
up a lie that we were making a news feature film,
when those parents just singing in these desperate pleading like
show appearance letters like my son smoothing, I was look,
he's a photo, look like the funniest thing was bullet just.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Like most of them. They wanted the photos back. That's
what I really think. Could I also please have.

Speaker 16 (01:11:24):
My my, my, my budget regionally hit shots back.

Speaker 11 (01:11:27):
Please?

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Yeah. We had one of the kids who wrote the
letter and run through we probably probably dark Patrick.

Speaker 11 (01:11:36):
You should have given me the rule.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
He was because he made about that movie.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
He does a good gaming league and so he was like,
I'll do perfect to play they have.

Speaker 16 (01:11:44):
Yeah, I I I had to put without a word
of a lie for the second time in my life.
I was flowing down to wanting to eat a couple
of weekends ago to m a hobby horsing contest. So
that's what That's how heavy middle I am. And I
was taken aside by some gentlemen there, and and the
gammy league was requested, and and and the technique was discussed.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
We just watched the tutorial gaming league before.

Speaker 11 (01:12:10):
It's actually a really good tutorial that I think.

Speaker 16 (01:12:12):
It's like it's it's it's like it's so just breaks
the fundamentals, you know, putting my fun back in fundamental.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
It's much harder to do than I thought it crack'
I don't have it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
It's normally quite good of that sort of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
I think I think I have my own gammy league.
And that's the problem. You can't put gammy on top
of gammy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
That's my problem.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
It's the jilted hop part of it that's difficult.

Speaker 16 (01:12:33):
That's the step yes, step, yeah, kind of look at
your gammy timing is off.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
No, I don't quite have it. I'm popping before I'm stepping.
That's the problem.

Speaker 11 (01:12:44):
Is we have you got We've got the air brakes
coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Yeah, we've got next air break. We'll go for a.

Speaker 16 (01:12:50):
Masterclass outside and and you can come in and see.
Who'll see if I can give you some tips of
the mummy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
I'd love you to be I would love to learn
the gammy league. Mike.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Are you asking before whether or not we're giving away
some tickets to your.

Speaker 16 (01:13:04):
Show show, your four live shows, maybe the last push
for shows ever.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
And on the back of as you said.

Speaker 16 (01:13:09):
We're quite older gentlemen, don't forget. Yeah, well half of
them live in Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
On the back of what we're talking about before with
people sending in next, we're doing next for ticks and
so if you send us in your next then we
will send gener fluid texts.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Yeah, preferably without fluid.

Speaker 16 (01:13:26):
But oh yeah no probably, but like I say, no
that it's what it's like clean clean.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Look, they could be clean or something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
You just send them to radio Hadicky Private Bag nine
two one private nine eight Victoria Street, West, putting it's
the West part.

Speaker 11 (01:13:45):
To dress aginting tickets to the shows.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Private Bag nine to one, nine eight Victoria West, Auckland,
or you could courier or handle over to reception Radio
Hadicky for Graham Street in Auckland, one oh one ozer A.

Speaker 16 (01:13:59):
The is the like, what's what petty you decide? How
do you define the winners? It is like, oh, here's
four clean sacks with.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Oh, we've got plenty of tacks.

Speaker 11 (01:14:08):
So that's a straight out yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Wow, first and first served. That's the way it works.

Speaker 11 (01:14:17):
I maybe if you were like the laundry of boarding
school or something like that, right now.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
You'd be like, Hey, thanks for coming in.

Speaker 11 (01:14:25):
It's always a pleasure, Thanks for playing us.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Your new song. Best of luck with the shows.

Speaker 11 (01:14:29):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Look forward to seeing you guys play. I'm going to
be there, come and see the shows.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
Everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:14:34):
We'd love to see you there. We'd love to celebrate
it all again.

Speaker 10 (01:14:39):
Ha no, thetteachment is Gammy League all right, let's let's
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