June 2, 2026 • 18 mins
On the podcast today the guys talk about the number pad on your keyboard, social media, VPNs, and Jesus.
Did the Jews like him or not?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The hurtar Key Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Interesting debate raging in the studio this morning, gentlemen, do
you use the numbers on your keyboard along the top
or do you use the way number paired on the far.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Right on the right hand side? Absolutely? I would use
the numbers on the right hand side because.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I am sorry. You go.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You weigh in all way in on ruder?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yep, go for it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I thought that only bank tellers use there. The only
people I've ever seen operate the right hand keyboard.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I've never worked at a bank myself. I don't know
about you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Aren't you the son of a bank teller, son of
a bank teller of no notes? Notes of a bank
teller of notes? Yea, as opposed to a normal bank teller.
There's some that don't deal with notes. A bank teller
of chicks.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh shit, no, he would have run a lot of
chicks and balances back in the day. Balance those chicks,
Wist Peck trust Bank, Wist Peck Bank, Trust Bank, Trustee
Savings Bank, They're all the same. They just evolved right
through and that's when we had whist pac Trust Park
instead of Sitting Park and Hamilton.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, I too came from a line of a line
of people who worked at banks, a line of them.
I was the first one to break out of I
was going to say, what happened to you? That's the
first one to break out of it?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Break out of the mule.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I broke out. Man.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's like when people say I'm the first and in
my family to go to university, but the other way around,
I'm the.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
First one to break out of the banking sect. Yeah,
it's so good out here. I just think, look the
Lord every day.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Banks are going well at the moment, like actual banks.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Actually, it's a probably a good place to be.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I should tell you what, But do you have you
ever on the right hand?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Keep it so interesting? You say that because I have
attempted to on a number of occasions and it's and
it's just denied me. And so I've been burnt so
many times by that right hand keypad that I just
go to the top. A bit of a betrayal, Yeah,
I just go to the top. So I lay around
the top. But I now understand it's the number lock button,
(02:10):
the unlock that you need to push numb lock, and
then you can get into that special banking area.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Did you not understand that till today four minutes ago
when I.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Told you fifteen seconds ago, No, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I didn't know that either, So I didn't know about
numb lock, Zoe three seconds now.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I thought numb lock meant that you when it was
stuck on the it was stuck on the top or
the bottom of the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
The only time I've been aware of numb lock is
when I can't get into my key, into my past,
which is what was happening to Jerry before. That's how
this whole thing.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
So I thought numblock meant that you were numb nuts
and you use the icons rather than the numbers. Oh,
because I've never used numb lock, No neither. What is
the function of numb lock? How often the people using
illegitimate numbers that they needed to put a default.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Lock un lock on always?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
What does? What does if in do?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Function?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
If in does all sorts of So?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Is that like you can push function? Is that like
the Apple button? Is that like the Apple button on
a man kind of seal?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
The blue on your keyboard scribe hold if in then
you press those blue things, they'll do different ship, so
one of them search, play, paws, skip, print, screen scroll,
lock scroll lock. Don't fucking do it though, befause what
about a gage? That's just like alternative function? So I think,
(03:33):
for example, we go and if you go nine, well
that I know that's well no, hold on, no, no,
that shift nine, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
No? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
If there's a band called Old Jay, what's up? What
about control control the major tom control delete?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I know that that generally deletes things or actually switches
things off, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
If eleven I think shuts everything down?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
If eleven or it?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I think, so don't do it?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Living on me?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Then what about uh oh so and suit so over
in the numb area?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah it fox me too.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
So if you want to, yeah, what isn't? And why
is there a delite but there's a backspace? Oh man,
I don't use it any of these.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, No, and you don't. That's why if you ever
look at a Mac, they don't have any of those.
Ship it's just the stuff that you do have.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I don't I struggle on a Mac apart from my iPhone,
which you know, you know. But if someone goes hey,
there's a problem on my mac. I'm like, I don't
know what to do.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Man, Once you figure it out, you're away. Max. Are
just it's always easier than you think if you're having
a If you're having a problem with something and you're
like I can't figure out how to do it, you'll
google it and you'll get Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That makes macs way better. And they don't get viruses
than when the last time you get a virus. I
know this is, but there's anti viral were on it
on PC.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's a bit of virus itself.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Max, don't get them. No.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I got upsold at one in Z the other day.
I don't mind naming. I got upsold a VPN thing
on my phone. I haven't put it on yet. Should
I put it on?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
What's what's that for?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, it's apparently anti virus and VPN and it's like
five dollars a month. And I don't know why I
was agreeing to it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, have you got a Have you got a big
problem with viruses on your phone?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I don't, that's not like you. It was just I
got one for myself and I don't even know what.
I just wanted them to stop talking so it would
have been ten dollars a month for them to stop talking,
sixty bucks a year twice, one hundred and twenty bucks
a year, hundred and twenty bucks a year for what
for anti virus and VPN so I can go on
(05:46):
websites from overseas and listen to radio overseas.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I listen to radio.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yes, I know what it is. Bloody Cricket starts tomorrow
night and I'm going to listen to it on the VPN.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Does it Does it automatic to delete any porn that
you watch?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That would be I don't know that story read it's
ugly here the other day about the missus opened the
laptop the other day, well to fear, I kind of a.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
But luckily you've been But it was all about what
she opened it too, and you know it could have.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Been, well, it could have been anything.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It really could have been.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We were sharing the story in mixed company among friends.
I told the whole story about seeing my mate accidentally
like that or repost reshare a scantily clad woman and
then disgusting by the way, absolutely disgusting, and how I
told my messus that's disgusting and it look at that
kind of stuff, and she get, oh, is that right?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Not what I saw?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Because when I opened the laptop the other day and
I was like, oh, well look, you've been away, it
was like I've been home for three days. Well, evidently
neither of us had looked the laptops.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
And then.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
And then one of our friends asked, this is all
at dinner on like a Friday night, one of our friends.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
What was it? Yeah, I'll show you.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
She goes, no, I don't know. I exed it straight away.
And then but then that's like how many I don't
know because it takes a second. And she used Microsoft
at Windows at work, so the exes and the opposite corner,
so I would have taken her a sick tory. So
I don't know. And she did make a comment the
(07:36):
other day about like, I was that your girl that
you look up or something. There's not like a girl
that I'm not looking up our girl. Yeah, She's like,
I don't know. I guess in her head, there's just
like one girl that I look.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Up, okay, looking up like one particular.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Girl that you follow.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Or even like looked at names.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, No, I run a clean Instagram. I've I've shared
this theory before. But I actually don't even do it anymore.
But I used to have what I would what I
would describe as the thought slot, And it's a slot
on my Instagram following that's designed just to fit one thought.
So if I only get caught looking at a woman
on Instagram, but it's only going to be you know
(08:27):
what I mean, like, I'm not going to have you know, like,
for example, there's someone who works in our building has
got like three is following three thousand, Yeah, and half
of them AI as well. Now oh really, yeah, we're
having to looked through that.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Does anyone care? Though? Seen a couple of AI things
and I'll be like, I quite like that AI.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It's definitely like it's come a long way from a
Japanese to drink pictures.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I'll say that we will say that I was.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I don't know, but but I don't even do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
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Speaker 2 (09:12):
But the thing is Instagram now is not even who
you follow, like the ship you see on Instagram, ninety
percent of it's not your You don't follow those people.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Some of the ads you get stuff on social media nowadays.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Oh you mean it's throwing things at you, like what
do you think about this? What do you think about this? Like, yeah,
what are you thinking about following this person? Maybe you'd
like to follow this rather than followers stuff. Yeah, I following.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, most of the stuff I say on these pages,
I'm not even following. But yeah, you're right, it's stuff
because it used to be, you know, social media, you
just wanted to see your friends in what day posts.
Now they've adopted this infinite scroll idea, with the ideas
once you pick the app up, they want you just
stuck there forever, so they serve up all sorts of shit,
(09:56):
whereas it used to just be your mates. Yeah, I
remember back in the the day, you would at the
end of Instagram like bring bring up Instagram. You scroll
for like five minutes or something, you like more posts
of you.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, no, no, no, you're not heading the end ever again.
No no, no, that will never happen.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I've designed it so that you can't. Yeah you and yeah,
so yeah, most of the ship's not even.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
They've also worked out that you don't just want to
see pictures of things from people, You want to see
videos of people talking about politics and.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah yeah, and like when that Charlie kirk Feler got
shot on the head, shot on the neck, what it.
I watched the video because it was so full, and
I was like, oh shit, And then I was like,
huh like Charlie kirk there. Yeah, I was like, no,
I just I saw that.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, mine, Mine's decided that I like things about about
Israel and Palestine. Now I think I left it on
at some stage and I don't. I don't like that
stuff that much.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
To be honest, I turned political ship off.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Can you you can? This is sitting. I'll try and
show you after this. But I because I went down
the rabbit hole of there's this podcast and it was
a dude American comedian and his appearents are massive Trump thumpers,
and I watched it because you never get to hear
from the Trump thumpers.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I do.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Well, I don't New Zealand's greatest trump thumber of Trump. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So then I was like, well, I want to hear
what they're what they're on about, and so I looked
it up and then there was like, oh, you like Trump.
I was like, no, I don't. And this is the
thing I think you can. You can watch things that
you don't agree with, you know what I mean, just
because you watch a video or listen to a podcast.
For a great example of this podcast, if somebody found
(11:40):
you you listening to this right now and was like
do you listen to that?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well, I don't agree with I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I don't think you should ask man how many sexual partners?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
As his mom said, you know, hey, I've got I've
got a bit of information for you. You know, mate, Meddie kay?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Gone from Instagram? Oh special?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Gone too soon? Or is he bl do you no,
you can't find he's gone? What do you mean he's gone?
How do you know he's gone? Just try and find him.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
If I can find him and you can't, it's because
he's blocked you. Yeah, here is here, medicare Oh is
he blockchair? It's a checkond or he's blocked me too.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
See the White House, not the Strip Club in New Zealand,
but the Presidential House in America. President Donald to Dave
Trump put this photo on you so that it's definitely
not photoshoped or anything. Says it will all work out
well in the end. Great, And my mum likes that.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Picture appearance on social media.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Then she just is a big fan of Donald yep.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
And he looked, I mean, if he looked like that,
he's looking all right in that photo. But I don't
think that's.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Because he stands up against the people that she doesn't like.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
He is against abortion. That's a good start.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
And he's a man of Christian value, his man that
he says he is.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Christ Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Man, It's not about what he actually does.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
It's about you think if Jesus, like was a person,
Jesus was around now and he embodied a person, would
do you think he would be more like Donald Trump?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Or or.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
The the new like the old I Toler, the one
that got killed by Donald Trump? Probably the old I Toler.
Just probably just thinking about regional if he were.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
To be if he was to be one, he probably
would obviously be neither.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
But I thought from all the pictures of saying, is
a what American man beard though Jesus? Oh yeah, true.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I saw the other day a picture of him wearing
across Jesus. Jesus wearing across, that would be wearing the
thing that killed.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You, like Robin a gun?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Also, where'd you get that from me?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And killed you? He loved crucifixions well before he was
crucified himself.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
As an art. A great lover of crucifix crucifix great
lover of crucifixion, a practitioner.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
It's an interesting one that Christians not asking for that
back as a as a penalty or anything like that.
I suppose that would make Christians, wouldn't the Jews? Would
that would make it holy?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Is it more of a symbol of your Lord and savior?
The cross?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, it's not something you'd want to happen to you. Also,
that happened to them. They didn't do it a crucifixion.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Top five crosses one Friday White Cross.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Do you actually nail you or did they just rope
you up? Because I think you used to.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
There's a couple of different ways.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, because I think the roping that you actually you
would you desphixiate.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
That's that's how you're doing both both situations. And so
in some of them they would put a they would
nail like a lump or a bump around with your
asses so you can prop yourself up for a little
bit longer. So, because how you die is your arms
are getting stretched out and you suffocate slowly. And obviously
you can't put your weight on your feet because there's
a giant nail through the bastards. But then they would
put a lump run underneath you.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
But they need to put a nail through your feet.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, well, because I think your hands would just wrap
otherwise if it's just a nail.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
If you tied up really well though with your hands.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh yeah, but this is the nail.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
This is just the kind of conversation you want to
have it six in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Crucifixion situation here and then yeah, and I know way
too much about it because they did to use a
Catholic education. And then whatever they would they would have
spears and they'd poke holes in your sides and then
they would put they would take vinegar and put soak
vinegar on a sponge or a cloth, and then they'd
put that on the wound. Why do they do that
because to pushure this isn't a They're not trying to
(15:51):
celebrate you. They're trying to fuck you out. That's where
the crown of thorns omens? Yeah, crooked bastards.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I thought the crown of thorns was a joke.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I was, yeah, because like, oh, you're the king, You're the.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
King of the Jews, so he's the crown of thorn.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
But they're just trying to inflict as much because otherwise
they just kill you. They're trying to make inflict as
much pain as possible and show other people this is what.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Happens, and humiliation, humiliated.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
But the Romans, I thought the Romans just quickly. I
thought the Romans didn't want to They were not that
interested in killing Jesus. No, they weren't. It was the
Jewish people that wanted to kill Jesus and the Romans.
He was speaking out against the Jewish.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Pharisees, but he was also saying he was the king.
Like about that.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's placed for me about that, bro hang on. So
they wanted to kill him. But they love them, the
Jewish people. Yeah, no they don't. Do they not love
them Jesus.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
No, Jewish people love them. Jesus. Where have you been?
Where have you been for the you're a Christian?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
But okay, So because my mum's all about Israel for
the Jews and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
This is an Old Testament, New Testament issue. Old Testament
loves the Jews, God's chosen people.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
That's basically the Jewish buyers. The tour teaching me about
the Bible.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Is a Catholic education.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
New Testament is Jesus. And that's where a lot of
the Abrahamic faiths are split apart. So the Jewish religion
believes a lot of the tenants that are in the
Old Testament that don't believe a near of the New
Testament part.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
That's where they It's like the crazy Americans and stuff.
Love the Jews love the.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Jesus, Yeah, because they like all that Old Testament crap.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
And also American Christianity. They they've really cheery picked the parts.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Because the Old Testament also preaches that at some stage
the Messiah is going to come again. And then Jesus
said I am the Messiah, and the Jewish people said, no,
you're not when he came again, and then the Christian
said no, he was, And there we go. That's the difference,
but to earlier point of and then the Muslims broke
away from the Jewish that comes from Judaism as well.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
A Well, you know, if you're a Catholic, you believe
that the pope is jesus embodiment on earth. And how
does that work got into Because when Jesus was dying,
Peter he so known as Paul, was there and he goes, hey,
you're up, brother, continue the work, and then cucked it.
(18:10):
And then he was the first pope, and then every
pope's came down.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
He continued the work.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
So when so many Australians hate it was munkowaja.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
So theoretically, isn't that the laying of hands? So theoretically
every pope has touched Jesus.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's the theory because he washed his feet
while he was on the cross ends and so he
would theoretically be the embodiment of Jesus on earth. And
then Donald Trump got a tow to beef for them
the other day. So that's how Christian he is.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Ill Elivia, all right, should we do the radio show?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah? I got a minute.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Delete that, print that out and start a religion around it.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Interesting debate raging in the studio this morning, gentlemen, do
you use the numbers on your keyboard along the top
or do you use the way number paired on the far.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Right on the right hand side? Absolutely? I would use
the numbers on the right hand side because.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I am sorry. You go.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You weigh in all way in on ruder?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yep, go for it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I thought that only bank tellers use there. The only
people I've ever seen operate the right hand keyboard.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I've never worked at a bank myself. I don't know
about you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Aren't you the son of a bank teller, son of
a bank teller of no notes? Notes of a bank
teller of notes? Yea, as opposed to a normal bank teller.
There's some that don't deal with notes. A bank teller
of chicks.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh shit, no, he would have run a lot of
chicks and balances back in the day. Balance those chicks,
Wist Peck trust Bank, Wist Peck Bank, Trust Bank, Trustee
Savings Bank, They're all the same. They just evolved right
through and that's when we had whist pac Trust Park
instead of Sitting Park and Hamilton.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, I too came from a line of a line
of people who worked at banks, a line of them.
I was the first one to break out of I
was going to say, what happened to you? That's the
first one to break out of it?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Break out of the mule.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I broke out. Man.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's like when people say I'm the first and in
my family to go to university, but the other way around,
I'm the.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
First one to break out of the banking sect. Yeah,
it's so good out here. I just think, look the
Lord every day.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Banks are going well at the moment, like actual banks.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Actually, it's a probably a good place to be.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I should tell you what, But do you have you
ever on the right hand?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Keep it so interesting? You say that because I have
attempted to on a number of occasions and it's and
it's just denied me. And so I've been burnt so
many times by that right hand keypad that I just
go to the top. A bit of a betrayal, Yeah,
I just go to the top. So I lay around
the top. But I now understand it's the number lock button,
(02:10):
the unlock that you need to push numb lock, and
then you can get into that special banking area.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Did you not understand that till today four minutes ago
when I.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Told you fifteen seconds ago, No, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I didn't know that either, So I didn't know about
numb lock, Zoe three seconds now.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I thought numb lock meant that you when it was
stuck on the it was stuck on the top or
the bottom of the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
The only time I've been aware of numb lock is
when I can't get into my key, into my past,
which is what was happening to Jerry before. That's how
this whole thing.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
So I thought numblock meant that you were numb nuts
and you use the icons rather than the numbers. Oh,
because I've never used numb lock, No neither. What is
the function of numb lock? How often the people using
illegitimate numbers that they needed to put a default.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Lock un lock on always?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
What does? What does if in do?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Function?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
If in does all sorts of So?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Is that like you can push function? Is that like
the Apple button? Is that like the Apple button on
a man kind of seal?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
The blue on your keyboard scribe hold if in then
you press those blue things, they'll do different ship, so
one of them search, play, paws, skip, print, screen scroll,
lock scroll lock. Don't fucking do it though, befause what
about a gage? That's just like alternative function? So I think,
(03:33):
for example, we go and if you go nine, well
that I know that's well no, hold on, no, no,
that shift nine, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
No? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
If there's a band called Old Jay, what's up? What
about control control the major tom control delete?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I know that that generally deletes things or actually switches
things off, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
If eleven I think shuts everything down?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
If eleven or it?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I think, so don't do it?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Living on me?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Then what about uh oh so and suit so over
in the numb area?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah it fox me too.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
So if you want to, yeah, what isn't? And why
is there a delite but there's a backspace? Oh man,
I don't use it any of these.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, No, and you don't. That's why if you ever
look at a Mac, they don't have any of those.
Ship it's just the stuff that you do have.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I don't I struggle on a Mac apart from my iPhone,
which you know, you know. But if someone goes hey,
there's a problem on my mac. I'm like, I don't
know what to do.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Man, Once you figure it out, you're away. Max. Are
just it's always easier than you think if you're having
a If you're having a problem with something and you're
like I can't figure out how to do it, you'll
google it and you'll get Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That makes macs way better. And they don't get viruses
than when the last time you get a virus. I
know this is, but there's anti viral were on it
on PC.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's a bit of virus itself.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Max, don't get them. No.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I got upsold at one in Z the other day.
I don't mind naming. I got upsold a VPN thing
on my phone. I haven't put it on yet. Should
I put it on?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
What's what's that for?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, it's apparently anti virus and VPN and it's like
five dollars a month. And I don't know why I
was agreeing to it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, have you got a Have you got a big
problem with viruses on your phone?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I don't, that's not like you. It was just I
got one for myself and I don't even know what.
I just wanted them to stop talking so it would
have been ten dollars a month for them to stop talking,
sixty bucks a year twice, one hundred and twenty bucks
a year, hundred and twenty bucks a year for what
for anti virus and VPN so I can go on
(05:46):
websites from overseas and listen to radio overseas.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I listen to radio.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yes, I know what it is. Bloody Cricket starts tomorrow
night and I'm going to listen to it on the VPN.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Does it Does it automatic to delete any porn that
you watch?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That would be I don't know that story read it's
ugly here the other day about the missus opened the
laptop the other day, well to fear, I kind of a.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
But luckily you've been But it was all about what
she opened it too, and you know it could have.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Been, well, it could have been anything.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It really could have been.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We were sharing the story in mixed company among friends.
I told the whole story about seeing my mate accidentally
like that or repost reshare a scantily clad woman and
then disgusting by the way, absolutely disgusting, and how I
told my messus that's disgusting and it look at that
kind of stuff, and she get, oh, is that right?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Not what I saw?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Because when I opened the laptop the other day and
I was like, oh, well look, you've been away, it
was like I've been home for three days. Well, evidently
neither of us had looked the laptops.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
And then.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
And then one of our friends asked, this is all
at dinner on like a Friday night, one of our friends.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
What was it? Yeah, I'll show you.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
She goes, no, I don't know. I exed it straight away.
And then but then that's like how many I don't
know because it takes a second. And she used Microsoft
at Windows at work, so the exes and the opposite corner,
so I would have taken her a sick tory. So
I don't know. And she did make a comment the
(07:36):
other day about like, I was that your girl that
you look up or something. There's not like a girl
that I'm not looking up our girl. Yeah, She's like,
I don't know. I guess in her head, there's just
like one girl that I look.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Up, okay, looking up like one particular.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Girl that you follow.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Or even like looked at names.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, No, I run a clean Instagram. I've I've shared
this theory before. But I actually don't even do it anymore.
But I used to have what I would what I
would describe as the thought slot, And it's a slot
on my Instagram following that's designed just to fit one thought.
So if I only get caught looking at a woman
on Instagram, but it's only going to be you know
(08:27):
what I mean, like, I'm not going to have you know, like,
for example, there's someone who works in our building has
got like three is following three thousand, Yeah, and half
of them AI as well. Now oh really, yeah, we're
having to looked through that.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Does anyone care? Though? Seen a couple of AI things
and I'll be like, I quite like that AI.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It's definitely like it's come a long way from a
Japanese to drink pictures.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I'll say that we will say that I was.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I don't know, but but I don't even do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
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Speaker 2 (09:12):
But the thing is Instagram now is not even who
you follow, like the ship you see on Instagram, ninety
percent of it's not your You don't follow those people.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Some of the ads you get stuff on social media nowadays.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Oh you mean it's throwing things at you, like what
do you think about this? What do you think about this? Like, yeah,
what are you thinking about following this person? Maybe you'd
like to follow this rather than followers stuff. Yeah, I following.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, most of the stuff I say on these pages,
I'm not even following. But yeah, you're right, it's stuff
because it used to be, you know, social media, you
just wanted to see your friends in what day posts.
Now they've adopted this infinite scroll idea, with the ideas
once you pick the app up, they want you just
stuck there forever, so they serve up all sorts of shit,
(09:56):
whereas it used to just be your mates. Yeah, I
remember back in the the day, you would at the
end of Instagram like bring bring up Instagram. You scroll
for like five minutes or something, you like more posts
of you.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, no, no, no, you're not heading the end ever again.
No no, no, that will never happen.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I've designed it so that you can't. Yeah you and yeah,
so yeah, most of the ship's not even.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
They've also worked out that you don't just want to
see pictures of things from people, You want to see
videos of people talking about politics and.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah yeah, and like when that Charlie kirk Feler got
shot on the head, shot on the neck, what it.
I watched the video because it was so full, and
I was like, oh shit, And then I was like,
huh like Charlie kirk there. Yeah, I was like, no,
I just I saw that.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, mine, Mine's decided that I like things about about
Israel and Palestine. Now I think I left it on
at some stage and I don't. I don't like that
stuff that much.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
To be honest, I turned political ship off.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Can you you can? This is sitting. I'll try and
show you after this. But I because I went down
the rabbit hole of there's this podcast and it was
a dude American comedian and his appearents are massive Trump thumpers,
and I watched it because you never get to hear
from the Trump thumpers.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I do.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Well, I don't New Zealand's greatest trump thumber of Trump. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So then I was like, well, I want to hear
what they're what they're on about, and so I looked
it up and then there was like, oh, you like Trump.
I was like, no, I don't. And this is the
thing I think you can. You can watch things that
you don't agree with, you know what I mean, just
because you watch a video or listen to a podcast.
For a great example of this podcast, if somebody found
(11:40):
you you listening to this right now and was like
do you listen to that?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well, I don't agree with I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I don't think you should ask man how many sexual partners?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
As his mom said, you know, hey, I've got I've
got a bit of information for you. You know, mate, Meddie kay?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Gone from Instagram? Oh special?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Gone too soon? Or is he bl do you no,
you can't find he's gone? What do you mean he's gone?
How do you know he's gone? Just try and find him.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
If I can find him and you can't, it's because
he's blocked you. Yeah, here is here, medicare Oh is
he blockchair? It's a checkond or he's blocked me too.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
See the White House, not the Strip Club in New Zealand,
but the Presidential House in America. President Donald to Dave
Trump put this photo on you so that it's definitely
not photoshoped or anything. Says it will all work out
well in the end. Great, And my mum likes that.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Picture appearance on social media.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Then she just is a big fan of Donald yep.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
And he looked, I mean, if he looked like that,
he's looking all right in that photo. But I don't
think that's.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Because he stands up against the people that she doesn't like.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
He is against abortion. That's a good start.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
And he's a man of Christian value, his man that
he says he is.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Christ Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Man, It's not about what he actually does.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
It's about you think if Jesus, like was a person,
Jesus was around now and he embodied a person, would
do you think he would be more like Donald Trump?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Or or.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
The the new like the old I Toler, the one
that got killed by Donald Trump? Probably the old I Toler.
Just probably just thinking about regional if he were.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
To be if he was to be one, he probably
would obviously be neither.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
But I thought from all the pictures of saying, is
a what American man beard though Jesus? Oh yeah, true.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I saw the other day a picture of him wearing
across Jesus. Jesus wearing across, that would be wearing the
thing that killed.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You, like Robin a gun?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Also, where'd you get that from me?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And killed you? He loved crucifixions well before he was
crucified himself.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
As an art. A great lover of crucifix crucifix great
lover of crucifixion, a practitioner.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
It's an interesting one that Christians not asking for that
back as a as a penalty or anything like that.
I suppose that would make Christians, wouldn't the Jews? Would
that would make it holy?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Is it more of a symbol of your Lord and savior?
The cross?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, it's not something you'd want to happen to you. Also,
that happened to them. They didn't do it a crucifixion.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Top five crosses one Friday White Cross.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Do you actually nail you or did they just rope
you up? Because I think you used to.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
There's a couple of different ways.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, because I think the roping that you actually you
would you desphixiate.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
That's that's how you're doing both both situations. And so
in some of them they would put a they would
nail like a lump or a bump around with your
asses so you can prop yourself up for a little
bit longer. So, because how you die is your arms
are getting stretched out and you suffocate slowly. And obviously
you can't put your weight on your feet because there's
a giant nail through the bastards. But then they would
put a lump run underneath you.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
But they need to put a nail through your feet.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, well, because I think your hands would just wrap
otherwise if it's just a nail.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
If you tied up really well though with your hands.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh yeah, but this is the nail.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
This is just the kind of conversation you want to
have it six in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Crucifixion situation here and then yeah, and I know way
too much about it because they did to use a
Catholic education. And then whatever they would they would have
spears and they'd poke holes in your sides and then
they would put they would take vinegar and put soak
vinegar on a sponge or a cloth, and then they'd
put that on the wound. Why do they do that
because to pushure this isn't a They're not trying to
(15:51):
celebrate you. They're trying to fuck you out. That's where
the crown of thorns omens? Yeah, crooked bastards.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I thought the crown of thorns was a joke.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I was, yeah, because like, oh, you're the king, You're the.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
King of the Jews, so he's the crown of thorn.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
But they're just trying to inflict as much because otherwise
they just kill you. They're trying to make inflict as
much pain as possible and show other people this is what.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Happens, and humiliation, humiliated.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
But the Romans, I thought the Romans just quickly. I
thought the Romans didn't want to They were not that
interested in killing Jesus. No, they weren't. It was the
Jewish people that wanted to kill Jesus and the Romans.
He was speaking out against the Jewish.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Pharisees, but he was also saying he was the king.
Like about that.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's placed for me about that, bro hang on. So
they wanted to kill him. But they love them, the
Jewish people. Yeah, no they don't. Do they not love
them Jesus.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
No, Jewish people love them. Jesus. Where have you been?
Where have you been for the you're a Christian?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
But okay, So because my mum's all about Israel for
the Jews and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
This is an Old Testament, New Testament issue. Old Testament
loves the Jews, God's chosen people.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
That's basically the Jewish buyers. The tour teaching me about
the Bible.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Is a Catholic education.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
New Testament is Jesus. And that's where a lot of
the Abrahamic faiths are split apart. So the Jewish religion
believes a lot of the tenants that are in the
Old Testament that don't believe a near of the New
Testament part.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
That's where they It's like the crazy Americans and stuff.
Love the Jews love the.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Jesus, Yeah, because they like all that Old Testament crap.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
And also American Christianity. They they've really cheery picked the parts.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Because the Old Testament also preaches that at some stage
the Messiah is going to come again. And then Jesus
said I am the Messiah, and the Jewish people said, no,
you're not when he came again, and then the Christian
said no, he was, And there we go. That's the difference,
but to earlier point of and then the Muslims broke
away from the Jewish that comes from Judaism as well.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
A Well, you know, if you're a Catholic, you believe
that the pope is jesus embodiment on earth. And how
does that work got into Because when Jesus was dying,
Peter he so known as Paul, was there and he goes, hey,
you're up, brother, continue the work, and then cucked it.
(18:10):
And then he was the first pope, and then every
pope's came down.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
He continued the work.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
So when so many Australians hate it was munkowaja.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
So theoretically, isn't that the laying of hands? So theoretically
every pope has touched Jesus.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's the theory because he washed his feet
while he was on the cross ends and so he
would theoretically be the embodiment of Jesus on earth. And
then Donald Trump got a tow to beef for them
the other day. So that's how Christian he is.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Ill Elivia, all right, should we do the radio show?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah? I got a minute.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Delete that, print that out and start a religion around it.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Siria and Maniah catch the radio show from six to
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