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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
The best way to catch up on what you missed.
The Hurarchy Breakfast Radio Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome along to the Hurarchey Breakfast. It's Tuesday, the twenty
fourth of March twenty twenty six, Monday, Jimmy Wells. This
is my nice Joe, No mis.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Day, Jerry. I'm feeling very aligned and feeling very well
and feeling very rested, weird grateful. Later on the show,
maybe we should go through three things that were grateful for,
maybe three things that we love about ourselves today. I've
learned a lot over the weekend. I'm a different man.
There's a different man that you listened to on Thursday
last week on the radio than the one that you're
going to hear today.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Well, that's what happens when you do some breath work
with the Lovely Sophie. She will she will get you
to love for yourself.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, Well, she'll get you to love her first and
then and then from there she will. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
We've got some revelations around the Lovely Sophie who runs
a breath workshop in Byron Bay, who which we attended
along with sex listeners and the cymme interesting relations at
Snake Based. I've got some snake based revelations about the
lovely Sophie.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yes, there's also some allegations that you might be related
to Sophie that they.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Came to light as well.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
There's a lot of what happens in breath work Fellas
is that sometimes unreleased trauma can be can be released
not only for the people there, but the people hosting it.
And I think that Jerry retraumatized Sophie and as usual.
Up next, I've brought some presents back from my overseers travels.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Maybe a bit of a recap.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
He's a bringer of gifts. When I asked Stuart Singer
of Songs, welcome along. It's nice to debut with us,
Jerry and Mini.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
The hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Back from Byron made beautiful place, Barron Bay. I'd never
been there before, even been there, I have.

Speaker 7 (01:50):
Never been to any part of Australia part from the
Gold Coast, well much.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
That pretty much is part of the Gold Coast. It's
about a half hour drive from the Goldie and I
would describe it as Dilly described it as Queenstown on
the coast. It's got elements of that. I think it's
partly it's part sort of summer bay home and away,

(02:14):
you know what I mean, there's a big bit of
that part Lulu Limit Activewear Shop.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh yeah, it's definitely the spiritual center of active We're
in Australia, there's no doubt about that.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
There was one place we went to for breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
We just sat that in the corner, three desperately hungover
guys looking for a coffee and a bacon an eg role,
and we were surrounded We were the only three. We
were only three men in that place, yes, and then
we were surrounded by I would say upwards of forty
women at various stages of their life cycle, all adorned
and active wear.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yep, all in active. We're all talking about the nights out.
Actually the night before and one sit that were right
beside us, the mums on tour, the Mums on tour.
It had a very late night, but they'd woke it
up looking quite fresh and they'd have taken a walk
to the top of the Cape Byron Lighthouse and backing in,
which is a popular activity in Byron Banks. It's very
rustic there's no high rises. Yeah, it's like the Mount

(03:09):
if the Mount was less high risy.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, and more rust and more Australian.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, it's had money at it and a lot of
a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
A lot of money and a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
But rustic. Yeah, very rustic.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I would say, I mean, there's a reason why it
is the wellness capital of Australia. But I would also
say that the population there are at least the people
that were there. We were there because I know it's
a lot of tourists, internal tourist as well Australians.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Would you say in ninety female.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It felt like a lot of females. Very healthy, a
very healthy population, a.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Very healthy female population.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
A very active population, very active.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I also noted on one night after the Warriors game
a sparsely populated smokers area for a pub that would
have fit. I don't know by the time we left
that would there have been a thousand people there? Maybe yep,
I reckon it was that big. You go out into
the smoker's area, there would have been about five people.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, very health health conscious. It's a health conscious population.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Very health conscious.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You're outside, you're outdoors, you're in the surf, you're walking
up to the top of Cape Byron, you're playing some golf,
you're in your active wear. I mean you keep saying that, Oh, well,
that definitely at so much active we a.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Lot of Lululemon to be had, so much.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I guess we can go through a full chronology of
the weekend later on on the show, at least what
we remember of it. All I want to address, like
straight off the rap is that, yeah, I know a
lot of people saying, oh, we've just been over there
and got on the pace for three days.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Couldn't move further from the truth.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
A lot of these health and wellness places that we
visited there's no filming, because that's part of it. It's
part of disconnecting from your devices, going analogue, going offline
for a little bit and resetting, connecting with nature, and
part of that is not filming anything. And so a
lot of the wellness that we did you won't see
on social media.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I'm so pleased you mentioned that. I'm so pleasing to
me because as we went to the Kiva spar no
phone's allowed. Immediately we were told do not film this.
When we did our yoga, Yeah, they said don't film
it film that would make it kind of weird. The
breath workshop with the lovely Sophie not filmable. I say
that she was no, but I didn't feel it was right.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
No, it didn't. I didn't feel that right. Oh no,
she did tell us two of our phones. I fear anyway,
I've come back bearing gifts.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Here is the traditional tobler on at six o'clock in
the morning.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Missed you.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
That's what it says on there, mister guys.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That's a lie, isn't it. And then for.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Zoe, I've got Zoe. I've got you another key chain.
This is a koala that's going to go right next
to your other one that I'm sure you've still gotten
have on your key ring.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Now we saw a koala, by the way, we'll talk
about that later on.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yes, we saw a koala.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
And then this one.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Okay, what are we got here? I love I've got
a shot glass, which says I love Australia. But the
interesting thing about the shape of the shot glass is
it's shaped like a rather buxom woman.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yoppers.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
That's a much bitter description.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
That's a shot glass of the uppers, is what it is.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
I love orse, and the orse is actually written across
the front of the bikini bottoms. So thanks very much
for that.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Man.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I can take that one home and explain that to
the kids.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Don't do shots at the dinner table. How to that one, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
And Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
It's time for the segment that was formerly known as Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timodo.
It's now called old Dudess Name Years.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
That's right. We just at a certain point you've got
to stop kidding yourself and just call it what it is.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
You know what I mean, And it's old dud's name.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Ye is what year are you naming today? Old dude?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Nineteen forty two, and that's the end of old dudes
Name years. I've named it is a good one. Anything
going on in nineteen forty two that you guys can remember, My.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Dad was born in nineteen forty two, is that right? Yeah?
Is that right? Born in nineteen forty two.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Tell you there wasn't a lot of international sport going
on at that time.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
It really was right in the middle of World War two,
Right in the middle of World War two, that's right.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
And so we go back to nineteen forty two and
World War Two.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
We find void Tech the beer that's a Polish name
spelled wj te K. Void Tech was a Syrian brown
beer who was given to Polish soldiers as a gift
by an Iranian shepherd during World War Two and was
adopted by the soldiers of the Second Polish Corps, whom
Voyd Tek accompanied into Italy serving in the twenty second

(07:42):
Artillery Supply Company.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
What a gift, What a gift by that Iranian shepherd.
I mean, here you go. I thought I might gift
you some Frankencick, some gold someton. No, I'm going to
give you a Syrian brown beer. Look after that William, Yeah,
having a beer.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
So they were the Polish count On eighth of April,
Polish soldiers.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
In the Young Iranian Boy.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
They were moving through Iran at that time, who had
found a beer whose mum had been shot by hunters.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
So they were looking after him, right.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
So he's a cute, a little baby.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
He's a cute little baby beer.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
He initially had problems swallowing and was fed condensed milk
from an old vodka bottle. He was subsequently given fruit marmalade,
honey syrup and often rewarded with beer, which became.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
His favorite drink, so he became an alcoholic.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
He later also enjoyed smoking or eating cigarettes, as well
as drinking coffee in the mornings.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
He ate the cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
He ate the cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
He copied all the other soldiers drinking beer, smoking, and
even marching alongside.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Them when they were on when they were marching.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh my god, I'm looking at these photos. He's a
massive beer.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
By the end of it.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
He was enormous. Yeah, he was marching with them. Yeah,
he was marching at them on his hind legs. He
had his own caregiver assigned to look after him. He
grew up while he was on campaign. By the time
of the Battle of Monte Casino, he weighed ninety kilos.
Now that's probably maybe around that bottom photo.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
It'll be I maybe even that middle photo. It's been basted.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
In nineteen forty four, during the Battle of Monte Casino,
Voytek imitated as human comrades carrying ammunition. Crates, who's promoted
from private to corporal and became a celebrity with visiting
Allied generals and statesmen. There's records from the English soldiers
of seeing a bear carrying ammunition as well well.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Absolutely, he should become a celebrity. He is the best
beer in history.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
After the Warriors mustered out of the Polish Army and
lived out the rest of his life in Scotland in
the Edinburg Zil. In twenty sixteen a statue of Voytek
was unveiled in the Duns and the Scottish Borders. He'd
been stationed at the nearby Winfield Camp at nineteen forty
six along Polish alongside Polish troops.

Speaker 7 (09:43):
Basically loved smoking in Winfield Camp.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, one hundred percent, and yeah, so he bloody retired
out there in Scotland and then they put a statue
up twenty six got on him.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
A famous bear, famous soldier bearer, of course. He was
Sergeant Stubby, who was a dog who was in World
War One. He captured a German spy amazingly. There was
Sergeant Reckless. There was a horse he was in the
Korean War. Serramie was a pigeon in World War One.
Very famous World War One pigeon. Judy the Dog was
the Royal Navy dog. Now Jackie the Baboon, Jackie the Baboon,

(10:18):
and we talked about Jackie the baboon. We have trained
driver Jackie. No, that's a different, different baboon. Yeah, Jackie
the baboon was the mascot in the South African Infantry
in World War One. He ended up he could. He
smoked a lot of cigarettes. He was a massive smoker,
but he got promoted. I think he was corporal in
the end as well. And there was also a warrior

(10:38):
who was a horse in World War One. So look,
there's been some great soldier animals over the year.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Animals, I mean, there's also been some fails. I forget
exactly who it was in World War Two, but it
was either the Germans or the Russians, and they were
trying to train dogs. They would put these bombs on
the dogs and train them to run under their tanks
and blow them up. Unfortunately, they'd trained them all on
their own tanks. So when they're released them onto the battlefield,
where do you think they went under their own tanks?

(11:03):
So it's all swings in roundabouts, isn't it. But anyway,
twenty sixteen a statue of voy Tech erected in Scotland
and that his old dude's name year is Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
That's twenty fourth match God.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Blessed, Void, Tech, Gone Truss.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Jerry and the Night, the Holdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I'm for your latest sport headlines thanks to Export Ultra
the ber for here West Tiger's playmaker Jerome Leui has
been ruled out for four weeks after sustaining a left
medial ligament knee injury in the NRL loss against the
Rabbit O's over the weekend. His scans revealed a sprain,
forcing him to sit out of the game while the
Warriors against the Warriors on Friday. On the bright side,

(11:46):
Har's partner Adam Dewey has been cleared of a right hamstring.
It'su Warriors sit at the top of the table after
three rounds.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Also a stranger way to put that. On the bright side,
The bright side is obviously you never wishing in on
a professional athlete, but he's not going to be playing
against us. And this is one of the this is
the this is what's happening with the Warriors this year.
Watched that one about to curse him is winter. When
the team's going well, kif the ball bounces your way,

(12:15):
you know what I mean, the calls start to go
your way. Although there was one egregious one where a
player jumped into one of his own players, landed on
his back and then we got penalized for it. That
was a weird one.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
That was insane. But the calls starts to go away.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
They still want to they still want to make the
calls go against that's right. They will do their best.
They are really trying.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
But then also players get injured before they come to
play you, and that's what happens to Newcastle. It's what's
just happened to the West Tigers.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yes, so New Zealand Warrior's paying a dollar twenty what
that's crazy? A dollar twenty sixth nigh, here's.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Another staff for you. Shove this one. I'll be jerry.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
This is the most points scored through the first three
rounds in twenty years, since the two thousand and six
Newcastle Knights. No No NROL team has scored this meant
points in the first three round.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Well, that's funny. I mean you were saying at the
beginning of the season, Look, the defense is looking good.
I think we've sort of we've tight tightened things up
a bit. But where are the points coming from?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Where are the points going to come from? Turns out
they're coming from Tanner Boyd and that's why I'm starting
a petition to make him the Malorties captain.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
West Tiger's playing three dollars. So Steven Alco has defended
his crown as the latest PGA Champions Tour event in
Arizona's eleventh PGA Tour Champions victory since joining the seniors
in twenty twenty one. Man, he's really coming of age.
And his age, isn't he his?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Because I was working in the mainstream sports media when
he started on that tour and he just just hit
that thing running and his career earning's eye wading when
you when you're look into that. And obviously he shouldn't
count another man's bank account. You know, she only ever
look in his bowl to make sure he's good enough.
Looks like Steve's got plenty. I think he's fine. And
New Zealand Crickets trans Tasman counterparts believe time will tell, right, Well, time,

(13:58):
I'll tell.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
You something about time. It does tell. Yeah, it does tell. Oh,
time will tell till you're living in hell whether choosing
their n ZED twenty over a big bash team is
the right play.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
But they will, well, time tell.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I don't have it well, because you'll never know what
would have happened if they chose a big Bash team.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
No, and you always think that the grass would have
been granted that the decision you didn't make was the
right one, the one that you did was the wrong one.
I guess you never know, but I am looking forward
to watching the sun rises. Hamilton on the upcoming in
Z twenty.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Cricket I have given conditional backing to a new franchise league,
rejecting an entry into the Australian Tournament. Cricket CEO Todd
Greenberg Cricket Australia CEO Todd Greenberg is not surprised. Well,
that means that he probably would have made the same decision.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Or that he told them how we actually don't want
one of your teams. Yeah, I was gonna be why
would they look because this is what I know. The
decision is what I know about Australian sports fans. But
in the NRL, they don't watch Warriors games. They don't care.
Even when we were just over in Australia, they weren't
watching the There's only Kewis in that pub, which in
the Warriors games. That's why they really love and we

(15:05):
all love Liqua hall Asima. But because they only watched
the highlights after the games, they're like, oh, so Liqua
Halos seems scores a try every single time he touches
the ball. You're like, I'm not quite but so yeah,
so they don't so so a cricket team in the
Super Smash big besh bbl. Yep, it's not going to
change anything for the Australian fans.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
No, of course. Can we send a bet signal up
to Paul Stewart's Ford please, New Zealand's premier sports journalist
to make sense of what's going on?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, I'm sure he'll He'll.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Be he would have read everything. He would have exactly
what's going on.

Speaker 8 (15:36):
He would have talked Todd Greenberg, Jerry Aman Night, the
Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
So good news if you're following the use of cocaine
in New Zealand, it's now exceeded MDMA.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
If you're monitoring the situation.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
If you're a cocaine fan, you'd be pleased to know
that it is now if you're getting more cocaine in
you than the MDMA according to wastewater testing.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Great news for the cocaine enthusiast.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Although still miles behind med and vitamin right, med and
vitamin is still miles ahead, like miles you know.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
And I think the advantage that meth and vitamin has
over cocaine is that cocaine is a party drug.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
You know, you've sort of got to be.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
You've got to be happy to do coke, is what
I'm hearing, whereas I feel like you can do meth sad.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
I feel like meths a Monday to Friday year as well.
People are into the myth, they will stay on the
myth the whole time. It's that type of drug.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
It is because you can't drive a four cliff for
twenty four hours straight on THHC. No, I mean, and
that's what you've always said.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
And I've also always said that people just get sick
of cocaine after a period of time. They can't really
be bothered.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Having any more of it.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Pluses there are very expensive.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Can I just make a note about one of the
cultural differences I noticed over in Australia is that a
lot of the men in the men's bathrooms will will
share cubicles and they whisper to each other when they're
in those cubicles. I don't know what that's but like,
could that potentially be cocaine related to well?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
I heard that one of our winners was actually lined
up and said is this the Is this the line
for the line for the po And they said no, no,
this is the cokeque and he said, oh okay, and
then he went and then went and used the urinal.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
But a snow in Queensland.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I remember from magic around last year. Every every at
least men's bathroom on they went into the men's they
had the doors had been taken off, all the cubicles.
So what happens if you want to if you want
to go number two?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
But I just don't go number two here.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Just go in front of everyone, I suppose, so you
can do it.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
It seems a bit kind of confronted.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, Korean War, it seems like you're on mash.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
It does a little bit.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Also, Yeah, the other cultural difference I noticed over there.
I don't know what it is about the iPhones that
they're selling over there, but everyone wants to smell them.
They must smell funny in the front of the the
top of the iPhone.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Getting down and looking real close.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah again, in the bathrooms and I was like, man,
what do you do you guys?

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Phones smell funny?

Speaker 3 (18:08):
You keep sniffing your sniffing your phones.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Now, they this latest wastewater testing which comes out every
now and then, also found that the cocaine capital of New.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Zealand now have a gi let's have a crack.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Come on, there are most people taking cocaine. I'll go, okay,
each one. I want to a Northland No sorry, oh.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
Okay, well okay, I'm just I'm just going to say
Auckland is it our biggest city. I feel like it's
going to be quite pre.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
You're going to go Aukland, So just cocaine cocaine.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yeah, I'm gonna it's gonna be. It's not. In the
South Island you can tell that they.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Have plenty really, particularly the Marrs. What is happening there.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
It's because they've got that giant pile of it.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
You can see it in the background over.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I think that's something good that. What about m dm A,
where's the capital of MDMA?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
And dead donners?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Good work Tigo Southland and no gifts is for weirdness him?
I mean there's most popular Ruder's.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Place Jeremie Wells and the nice Stuart, the hood You Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
I had a conversation the other day with someone at
my other work and they were talk to those people
did and they were absolutely this person's a real ev
wonder and they were absolutely one hundred percent sure that
we are going to run out of guests. Well like
they were, really they were. There was some other EV
owner was there was some there were some real domesday

(19:38):
stuff going on. Did I start the thing myself might
be naive here because I'm not because everything I read
is like, we've got seven weeks left.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
I know they're really worried about it. In Australia. You're
right about the seven weeks left thing. But I'm like,
I don't know do we How do we know? Like
we just always have seven weeks on? Why would you
have any more than that are handed at any given time?
Well you can't, yeah, so that when people are seven
weeks left, it's like, yeah, but we haven't stopped receiving fuel.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
There's a little bit left, you know.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
The only thing I think is is is creating any
issues around shortage, is people stockpiling.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's the same. It's the toilet paper issue.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
All over again.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well, you can only stockpile it for some so much time,
like it goes off. Yeah, So I don't know. I
mean if you're on a farm or something, you probably
maybe you're chucking a bit.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
No, but you can't, can you na?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
And with the jerry cans Yeah then and Jerry cans. Sorry, Yes,
that's not going to last that long either, is it.
I mean, it's not that much in one of those
things now that separates.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Then you put it in your male next summer and
then your mar's buggered. Apparently that hasn't happened to me.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
Apparently it takes six months to start degrading, so I
don't know what condition.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Is after twelve that's that sweats.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Oh you leave it in your bloody muhor and then
it's absolutely back. And again that's never happened to me.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
So the government government, Government are about to an announcement
of an announcement today. They're talking about financial assistance for
New Zealanders to help deal with the fuel crisis. Nikola Willis,
who's the Finance Minister, reckons that we've got seven weeks
worth of fuel in New Zealand. She reckons that we
don't need to worry that much although they are staying vigilant.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Good. I want them to stay vigilant. I want them
to stay frosty.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Well, but hang on.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
And they're loosening up some restrictions.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
During COVID that I mean, this is giving us all
COVID flashbacks because the weekly updates.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I don't think anyone wants that.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
That's a real that's retriggering, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
It's that. And the other thing is that they've called
it something. They've they've said they've given it. What were
the levels? The level level advice true to the government.
I'm not really interested in advising the government. I don't care.
But if I would say one thing, don't use the
word level with phase or stage phase, just not level

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tears anything.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
But certainly stay away from any traffic like kind of
going to.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
But surely they just take I don't understand, because the
government's going to help people assess people with fuel. Now,
where do the I don't really understand how this whole thing.
Where does the government get their money from the government? Yeah,
they get it from tax right from us?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Okay, so why not just take the tax officstead of
taxing us? And then helping us pay back for things.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
That's a good point.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Hey far from you know how am I?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah? You could take you could take the GST off
it for a start. That wouldn't be bad fifteen percent
straight away? That would be nice.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Oh look it would be bloody lovely, wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
But they're going to take the GST off of rates?

Speaker 5 (22:44):
What are we give us?

Speaker 6 (22:45):
It?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Give us a text three for three? What are we
in your neighborhood? You over four bucks? Who you are?
And a text three from Big Red Byron Bays and
New South walesman I are you idiot? Look? Yes it
is technically that is a Queensland town. If you've ever
been there, that is a Queensland town.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
It does feel more like Queensland, doesn't that cane toad
where we go there? How Queensland?

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (23:12):
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Speaker 2 (23:16):
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Speaker 3 (23:21):
If you're a particularly jealous type of vite, he is
at this point because it's time to recap our wellness
retreat over and Byron bade a big numb us date
either and it was keeping tabs on us across the weekend. Again,
I want to reiterate there's been allegations made directly and
indirectly that we're just over there on the past for
three or four days. Now, Like obviously there's a bit

(23:41):
of yen but a yang. But like I keep saying,
we can't. We couldn't film a lot of the wellness
related stuff that we did, and so it may come
across on social media that we're doing a little bit
more yin than we were yang. But you know, I
don't believe everything you see on social media.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I reckon it was pretty balanced. I think it was
too you know, I think overall, Yeah, Sure, we did
start the trip with some airport beers at seven forty
five am win in Row.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
I mean, this is the thing, when you're in the
departure lounge at the Auckland International Airport, you could have
come from anywhere. It could be any time to you,
you know what I mean, And so that's why they
serve beers at seven thirty in the morning.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Now, little did they.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Know I'd come from, oh, I don't know, about fifteen
minutes away. So it's no different to me.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Sure, and lock did we have lunch at the balcony bar,
the Oyster bar there in the middle of and have
a couple of drinks as soon as we arrived.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yes, yes, of course, but I will say if you
do end up at that balcony bar in Byron Bay,
I can recommend the Morton Bay Bug Linguini for lunch.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
It ended up all over your shirts, most of that
in it.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Up, and I learned another fun hack. So I am
one of these people who whenever at whatever shirt I wear,
I can wear it until I eat a meal, and
then it will end up all over my shirt. Drives
my messes insane. So as soon as I slooped up
a bit of Morton Bay Bug and a little splash
of Linguini sauce when on my shirt white shirt, Liz,
who came with us, she said, when you get back
to the hotel room, a little bit of handsap on that.

(25:08):
It's not going to clean it right out, but you
might get another day out of it. And that's exactly
what happened. So there's one for you. I didn't know
about that track cold water concert cold water.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Never hot water, and it'll come straight out hot water
sets the stain right.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Okay, Yeah, And so I mean I got another day
out of that white T shirt, and so that was
that was brilliant. Straight after that, across the beach, the
water at Byron Bay twenty four degrees. I'll tell you
guys that for nothing crystal clear. You can see straight
through the wave.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
You can see stingrays cruising along hand, see sting rays
underneath your feet.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
You can see giant blob colors in the water that
you're like, what the hell's that? You can't see dolphins
out there, you can see sharks out there.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Wales cruise passed there.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
The beach was evacuated on day two of our trip
there because.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Of a shark. They have drones up there just to
check out the sharks. I'm not so worried. I feel
like the sharks there are a different type of shark.
They are a well rested, well fed, relaxed. I think
they're an eaty kind of a shark, eaty of a
human sort of a shark.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
So little beach havo.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
We went to a burger place for dinner, and by
that stage we're a little bit tired.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
On day one, you know what I mean, Big day.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
One is ahead of us the next day, so we
decided we're going to go back to the hotel. Shout
out to whoever the hell John is who booked the
room before us, because he left his Chaos Sports, which
is the streaming platform over there, left at Logdon, which
meant we could watch the footy. Then a bit of
first night fever took over. We had gone back to
the hotel room, were sitting there, We're like, you know what,

(26:44):
we're in bar and Bay. Let's go and have a
look around. And so we ended up at a nightclub.
Now I reckon I would have been the second oldest
person in there, and Jared and the oldest. I think
the lady called him sir when we pitched up to
this place.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, I think she thought that maybe I was the
father of the d J. Anyway, strange. I felt very
old but still.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Strange dance floor and we got in there. The dance
floor was packed, but no one was dancing. I don't
know if this is a generational thing, but they were
all standing on the dance floor and no one was dancing.
The very strange situation was that.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
A lot of cues for the for the cubicles and
the toilet says that's right.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
So another advised nightclub visit from us wrapped up day
one day two up morning swim ver really ver, really
very really but a yoga on the beach off for breakfast.
This is where we were next to the mums on tour.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, we've never seen so much active. We were in
a cafe before in my entire life. We were the
only males there. A lot of a lot of Yeah,
I think mums away weekends, yes, health retreats yes.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
And they were all discussing how they'd been up out
on the person since till three am.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
There. We went to mullim Bimbi, which is about twenty
minutes away. There was a torrential downpool there, the Mullimimbi
Hotel which is the middle the middle pub, the middle pub,
just a raft, just a string of characters walking and
essentially it looked like we're in some kind of simulation
where they keep saying and Q weirdo with a hat
with no shoes. Q. Person who's here looks like they've

(28:13):
got six sort of color grams of dirt in it.
Que the local alcoholic who is muttering to himself in
the corner.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yeah, I watched a man's scull of pint by himself
walking across the floor of the bar and then just
wave to someone else and walk out of the bar.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Then we went to keep a Spa where we steamed
it up with some hobbits which we couldn't film. Then
the Byron Hotel, which was where we watched the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yes, not a lot of Ozzie's interested in watching the Warriors.
Evidently no Newcastle fans in the building because they were
or at least if they were, they were avoiding us.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
There are a couple of keys over there watching the footy.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
It was great to have a chicken palm at the
an Australian pub and watch the Wars.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
And now when we come back after the song, we'll
tell you whether or not we saw Chris Hemsworth in
what ago speech thour four.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Jim from Home and Away, Jerry and Mini the hold
Ikey breakfast text.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Through on three four eight three from Duncan and he writes,
regular holiday rules apply, guys when don't give a shit.
Now I understand the sentiment, dunle, but I would like
to stress this was not a holiday. This was a
wellness retreat. There was a lot of work, a lot
of deep internal work.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Bit of breath work.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, absolutely, And look we took six people across, six listeners.
There was Sean and Josh of course they went together.
There was Carly and Richard and Nathan and Liz, the
teachers from christ Church. Yes, and I've got to say, great,
what a great group of people to take across.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yes, there was a great balance of wellness, everyone on
board and willing to willing to try things, to push themselves.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Yeah, I wanted to test themselves.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
And I think a lot of that came particularly on
day three with the breathwork in the afternoon. Yeah, where
it was something that the lovely Sophie guided us through
our breathwork up in the hinterlands. It was in the afternoon.
We had already tried to spot Chris Hymsworth at Watergoes Beach.

Speaker 9 (30:18):
There was a person that looked something like Chris hims
There was there was too short, many people that looked
like Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, too short for Chris hims with
ridiculous Yeah, but yeah, we got onto the breathwork when
we got there to Sophie's pace. So we talked to
on the podcast before met Sophie and she said, oh.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Look we you know we were a little bit early,
if you'd like to just hang around the pool, sweet airs.
As soon as we get there, I say snakes in
the bush.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
I was like, oh my god, there we go.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Snake and I said, oh, there's a snake at she
goes yeah, we got like eight. What one was it was?
It was it one of the small snakes or was
it one of the pythons? And I was like, nah,
small snake. Yeah, I was that'll come back into the story.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Well, I was fine with the snakes, but I got
to say, I've got to say particularly Carli and Richard,
Carly terrified of snakes, Liz terrified of snakes. Nathan not
so much.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Liz could be Billy walk back up the ship.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
As Liz walked up back out of the driveway at
the end, a branch from a tree brushed her head
as she walks.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
But the lovely Sophie whose breath workshop we went to,
she has tattoos of snakes. She loves snakes. She has
a friends snakes. She sees them as omens. As an
omen Yeah, sometimes one will brush past her and she thinks, well,
I've been gifted the touch of a snake today.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
So we got under the breath work. It is literally
just lying on the floor breathing. You breathe in, you
breathe out. They play music. She'll being a gong every
now and then and she'll walk you through the whole thing.
I was very skeptical. I was very hesitant. I was like,
I don't know, I don't know about this.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
I kind of enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
There were I got the kaleidoscope going at one point.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Good.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Sean described it as, and I hope it doesn't mind
me saying this, it was like nature's nangs.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
It's just I think that's a good description from Sean.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Great description of it.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, Sophie, initially when we sat down in this because
it's in their house, and when she and a beautiful
bush all around, and she started saying, like them, you know,
there might be some might bring out some trauma.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
I could see.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I looked around. I thought, oh God, what have I
done to these people?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
What have I done?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
I don't want to get retraumatized there.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I've dragged them out to the hinterland of Byron Bay.
And I could see you run looking at me like
what have you done to us?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
At one point, so we're lying quite close. There was
nine of us in there, plus the Lovely Sophie and
Jerry and I were lying right next to each other,
and at one point he adjusted his shirt and the
sleeve of his shirt brushed my arm, and I thought
for sure that it was a snake, and I freaked
out of.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
It's because he had seen those snakes before. But things while,
while the Lovely Sophie was giving at us her talk
about you know what she's about to do, she keept
kind of looking at me strangely, and I thought, why
is she looking at me strangely? Because she wonders whether
she's seen me before because I have been out there
before or not, or is she trying to place me?
Turns out then she said, sorry, I keep looking at
you a strange but you look a lot like my father, Randy.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
And sorry, you look like a lot like her father
whose name is Randy.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
No, my name is Randy.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
She then went on to say that a lot of
the trauma that she had experienced was at the father,
and then she was predicting it onto you.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
She couldn't stop looking at him.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
I could feel but she was because I said, right
behind you, and she goes, you look a lot like
my father.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
I was like me or him.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, so but it was quite something. And
then at the end of it I felt incredibly relaxed.
My god, did I what she was? Difficult to get
a new b from O me. But anyway, that's a
logistical issue.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Almost a wolf correct situation all the way back.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
And yeah, so look very well.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Text her on three for a true Delly been laughing
about the trap as your social media guy and you
couldn't even social media half the stuff you did. Well
that's because he wasted.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
But big thanks to the New Zealand's Grave Sea and
also Sean and Josh and Carl and Richard and Nathan
and Liz. Was a great time.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
We'll have to book out next time.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
We'll do about half the race.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarkey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight the
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Speaker 1 (34:29):
So yesterday New Zealand Cricket announced it has chosen the
proposed n Z twenty privately owned franchise League as its
preferred option for the future domestic T twenty cricket competition
in New Zealand. So it's going to replace the current
Super Smash competition. The decision, though I see or I
just read before, is currently in principle, so it's not

(34:50):
a final commitment. It is subject to negotiating key commercial stuff,
governance stuff.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
I supposation need people to buy these franchises, set them.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Up here exactly players, And essentially it means that the
option of placing a New Zealand team into Australia's Big
Bash League is not going to happen. So pulls you
at Ford, New Zealand's premier sports journalist, joins us. Who's
across this firstly, Paul, is this decision good for the game? Here?

Speaker 10 (35:19):
Look, I think it is as always, the devil is
going to be in the detail, as you just alluded to.
But look, I think if we look at what is
happening in the world of cricket, T twenty is going nuts,
whether you love it or you hate it, or you're
somewhere in between.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
And we either get on the bus or we get
on someone else, you know.

Speaker 10 (35:37):
We either get on our own bus or we get
in someone else's bus, you know. And so I see
this as as it's going to bring money into the
New Zealand game. It's going to bring us a new
sixteen competition that is.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Grounded in New Zealand.

Speaker 10 (35:51):
It gives us the best chance of having our best
players in the middle of our summer playing in New
Zealand where they want to be, bringing them down and
all of that good stuff. But more importantly, it means
that there is a window for this competition.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
This competition is going to be developed in a window
where there.

Speaker 10 (36:10):
Is no competition with international crickets, So the Black Cats
will not be playing when this competition is on. So
it gives some certainty around the summer. And the way
I think about it is if it delivers on the promise,
it means that we are going to reclaim our summer
for cricket in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Yeah, it's great because this sum has been a real
weird donut where there's games that start massive hole right
when everyone is on holiday. Now picks up again in March.
Who are the owner is going to be? Is it
basically going to be like we're going to have the
Mumbai Indians, Coeenstown or the Sunrises Hamilton? Is that basically
what's going to happen here?

Speaker 10 (36:43):
You think, yeah, but it could be the Minia Stuart
you know, harw're or Warriors or whatever.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
You know, it can be whatever the hell you want.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
I think the best A good way to think about
this is there's there's two layers to this, well three right,
New Zealand Crickets. New Zealand Cricket's job here is yes,
here is a period sorry, here is a period in
the year where you.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Can play your tournament.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (37:07):
Then there's the second bit, which is, okay, here's the tournament.
Who's going to own that? Now we don't know. That's
the frame that's effectively the competition owner. So you might
get a big cornerstone investor, you might get a broadcaster
who might come in and say, hell, yeah, we're keen
to have a steake in this, and then you'll have
the franchises, We'll have a stake in that, the players
will have some of that. So there's kind of money

(37:28):
funneling into the community game straight off the that. Then
you have the team layer. That's where things get pretty interesting.
I think from our point of view, that's where it's like, okay,
so where are the team's going to be.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Who's going to own them?

Speaker 10 (37:38):
Yes, it could be ipl money for sure, absolutely, you know,
maybe hopefully they're interested. Hopefully New Zealand is compelling enough
that they want to throw some cash down this way.
But more importantly, it's every investor in the whole world,
including New Zealand, who loves cricket, who thinks, will I
buy a super yacht or will I buy a franchise
team and put it in Queenstown or Todunga or Hamilton

(38:00):
or you know wherever the hell I want to put
it basically, and then that team will basically work really
closely in the region that they are playing and that
money there will be money from that as they buy
that team that flows back into that region, so that
those are the layers really that yeah, the umbrella from
New Zealand Cricket, the competition itself, and then the individual team.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
So it could just be one sort of super rich
go buys it like I don't know, like a Kim
dot com. We might have the Internet mona cricket team bears.

Speaker 10 (38:29):
Yeah, I think you need to lift your sides a
little bit higher around people that are a bit sick,
So I mean.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can.

Speaker 10 (38:37):
It's going to be don't don't think though that they're
going to come in and own it. You know, ninety
nine percent to every cent that this competition makes, you know,
flows back to you know, Kim dot com and as ranch.
There's it's going to be split so that there's a
chunk of cash goes to the you know, the competition owner,
but a chunk of cash also goes to players. Chunk
of cash goes to New Zealand Cricket because they'll get

(38:59):
a fee for given granting the window, and then a
track of cash will go to the actual major associations
you have Northern District, Central District's, Wellington, Otago Auckland, Wellington.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Paul Stuart Ford, new Zealand's premier sports journalists. Two part
question here, One is will it be played at different
places around New Zealand? And the second part to the
question is who is who was not into it? If
you know what I mean, why wouldn't you be into this?
What was the concern around starting this kind of league?

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Yeah? Yeah, cool, cool, Well it's on the first book.

Speaker 10 (39:33):
Look, look, I don't know and I think those things
are still up for grabs. And you know that released
yesterday was all read between the corporate GAF flighting and
the Fortresses of Maybe and the death by a thousand qualifiers.
You know, there's definitely something going to happen and there's
going to be need to be an agreement between what
is good from a New Zealand cricket point of view
and what the NZ twenty competition wants to do. So

(39:53):
in terms of where will those games be, I think
that it is most likely that there will be six
domes stick cricket fortresses.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
That are going to be put together.

Speaker 10 (40:03):
I don't think that we're going to be having these teams,
you know, drifting around different parts of regions.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
They're going to be setting up bases.

Speaker 10 (40:13):
They're going to be investing in those assets, making the
lighting amazing, making the ground experience fantastic, all of that
good stuff. So I think those will be locked in.
So yeah, but each each major association will have a team.
I think that's really important to know as well. So
it's not like they're all going to be five teams
in Auckland.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (40:31):
Yeah, And to the second question, you know, Hoo's in
the boardroom. There's been speculation that the New Zealand Cricket
Board who made the decision around which path they were
going to take with the super smash. That's the announcement yesterday.
But I'd say that based on that announcement, they have.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Turned in the direction of the inj twenty.

Speaker 10 (40:49):
They haven't started moving yet, but they've turned in that
direction and said where it's going this way?

Speaker 4 (40:54):
What does that look like? So yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
It's not very far awaybles to afford the next summer.
I mean we're in March and we're talking about this
is in January.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Next year, nine months.

Speaker 10 (41:04):
Yeah, it's going to be that's going to be touch
and go. I suspect that behind the scenes there's a
lot of dominoes that are ready to go here though,
So I think things are going to move pretty damn
quick at the end of the day. Could we organize
a cricket competition in January? If we were starting now,
I mean, my god, we'd be like, oh ye, we'll
start in a couple of months.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Will be good to go.

Speaker 10 (41:22):
Yes, there might be some compromises around that. There's been
some speculation that maybe the women's competition, which was slated
for December this year, it might not get off the
ground this year. I don't know whether that's realistic or not.
That might you know, they're talking about having a player option. Well,
rather than that, maybe just draft the players. It's just
get the teams up and running in a way we go,
So there's potential options around how that might move around.

(41:43):
We've also got the four Test series against Australia which
won't finish till the middle of January, so there might
be a need to shuffle around some.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Of the dates.

Speaker 10 (41:51):
What's really important, though, I think we can really get
in our own way here. We can say, are our
population is too small? Are all our crickets are playing overseas?
No one wants to put their money here.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
On the dates are too hard? It's like, oh, come on,
let's give it a gone.

Speaker 10 (42:06):
Otherwise, what's happening is our best players are going to
be playing everywhere else over summer, like they have been
for the last couple of summers.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Pul Stuart Ford, New Zealand's premier sports journalists, thanks for
your time this morning. I appreciate that that's Paul Stuart Fort.
He knows what he's talking about and that has made
it made far more sense to me. Now that I've
listened to that.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I'm excited for it.

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Gray Boys, a boys fun and a boys already on?

Speaker 5 (43:36):
There was already on there. There wasn't you, was it?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
James?

Speaker 11 (43:40):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Who are some famous people that went to that high school?

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Bleaching?

Speaker 10 (43:49):
James?

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Maybe that'll do me.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Did Michael Hill jeweler go there?

Speaker 12 (43:56):
Possibly is another well known tongue of their men.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
A number of cricketers, because they were very good crickets.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Why did Michael Hill have to distinguish himself as a jeweler?
How many other Michael Hills were getting around?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Good point? Good point? I know that he was a
very keen violinist, Michael.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Hul Michael Hill violinist.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah. In fact, I know someone who went to Funera
Boys High School. Wo won the Michael Hill Jeweler Music Award.
He sponsored the music award. Let's get into the questions. James,
you just need to get three correct out of five.
I'm sure you can do it and win a fifty
dollars Bunnings vouch. Your question number one, how many test

(44:38):
matches will the black Cats play in Australia next summer.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I'm going to go with.

Speaker 12 (44:47):
Three.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
No, it's four d the Scully and the Fox Mulder
with the lead characters and what TV series? It's an
easy one. Correct. Mel Brown was better known as which
member of the Spice Girls.

Speaker 11 (45:04):
Melanie b is Sporty Spice No story?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Okay, you got to get these two.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Who played doctor Jeta on Shortland Streets?

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Morris?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
What's the capital of Spain for the Wynn.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
James, It's got to be Madrid, James.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Spangan Day Boys High Times Tom and I Stuart whacked
that down.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
As Times too.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
We've had a text on three four three James Losers,
should you take the school off the roll of honor?

Speaker 5 (45:43):
I guess we never know?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
James Day Boys on their Times to congratulates well done James.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
You want himself for fifty dollars Buddings.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
The Hurdarchy Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
Jerry and Midnight The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
It's Tuesday, which means it's time for your lame claims
to fame, no claim to famous to lame three for
eight three oh eight hundred Hodaki And.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
In fact, if anything, the only ones that we probably
won't accept that the ones that aren't lame enough, the
lame of the better. And in fact to that Ian
Sewn who came with us over to Barron Bay for
the wellness retreat, he had a great one that he
shared with us over there. He said. One day he
was down in Hamilton for the V eight's back when
they said to it down there and he saw Jack Tame.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
That's right, he just saw him from a distance. I think.
I think the interesting thing was he was wearing a bandanna.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Jack Dame was a Jack Tame. Jack Dame was wearing
a band and then he yelled at hey, you Jack Tame.
Jack Dame went yep, sweet and that was that. And
that was that.

Speaker 7 (46:46):
So there's no more to that story.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
That's not saw them Sean's saw.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Someone's got about three people who when we were boarding
the plane yesterday at the call and Getta Airport, their
lame claimed to fame as they saw newsboy and they
held outs. Look at the newsboy's newsboy, I heard that.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Can we have a supplementary segment called lame claimed to Tame?

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Who did that?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:11):
All right? Clear out another hour on socials on the
Instagram page, re said Matt Payne, supercars driver and Bethurst
wind Of follows me on Instagram since I'm a Day
one fan.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Wow, Okay, that's pretty good. That's I mean, that's pretty lame, though.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Here's one for you.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
My mum's first cousin wrote and illustrated The Car by
the Kewi Books.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Shout out, Uncle Tommy.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
My mum's first cousin wrote and also illustrated Cary Cary
Great Box Carpi the Kiwi.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
You've got a similar one, don't you.

Speaker 7 (47:42):
Ruder My in law's dog sitter's mum wrote here in McCleary.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
What that's so many people removed?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Also funny that whoever was the Linley Dodd who wrote
Herery McCleary, their child walks dogs as dogs at.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
Are and also a very good illustrator.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
It makes sense to me.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
It does make sense to me as well. This one here.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
I once saw Simon Barnette at Surfer's Paradise speech.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Now that's like a jacked Ham. That's like one of
Sean's ones. Yeah, I can so imagine him being at
Supersparadise here. That's exactly when I see somebody. It's the
first thing I think that kind of looks Australian I imagine
him on the beach. It's paradise.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Here's what I vehemently deny from Blake.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
I got to sodomize money cars at christ Church Stadium
toilet for a fifty bag of white rhino circa twenty eleven.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
I don't know what any of those words mean.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
I think you'd read that out to be honest.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I didn't think you'd read that one either, but obviously
it's not true.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
I was nineteen and twenty eleven.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Right, Okay, Andrews is Stephen Yates Canterbury and sevens player
changed by nappy in nineteen ninety six and I'm not
going to read too far into.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
That, right, So were you wearing? Was he an adult
in nineteen ninety six? Was Andrew an adult? Is he
wearing an adult?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Getting your nappy change?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
So Stephen rats up on.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Charges Kmark Underscore Camp Girl's Rights. Sat next to Patty
g on a flight from Wellington to Auckland once said
he liked the podcast I was listening to? Was it
the Hidaky breakfast Podcasts?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
A lame flamer time.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
And here's a real doozy. This one's come through on
socials as well. Lame claim to fame. I was almost
in Star Wars. I was chosen to be in a
milk ad in the late nineties with Michael Jones. Between rehearsals,
I lost two of my front teeth, so they chose
someone else. The kid that did the ad went on
to have a run on Shorten Street then ended up
playing Young Bobba Fitte alongside Tim Morrison and Star Wars

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episode two, Attack the Clones.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Okay, big question here, how do you lose your teeth
in between rehearsals? Like what kind of shocking accidents segment
to have that occur.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Talking when you should have been listening.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Wow, okay, keep those coming in three poor act three
eight hundred Hardaki, your lame claims to fame? As you
heard there, no claim is too late.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
There's some doozies coming through my ex boyfriend's uncle illustrated
to Tarry TiO Books.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
It's a lot of illustrators want there.

Speaker 8 (50:08):
Jerry and The Night They Breakfast, Lame of the Better
in fact like this one.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
For example, I installed Tim Southy's septic tank.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
How do you I suppose it's on them voice, But
I was gonna say, how do you know that? As
as you probably met Tim Salthy.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Morning Guys, sis Ian big shit. My second cousin played
half man, half robot and a series of Doctor Who
a Cyborg.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
I never watched Doctor Who.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Your second cousin, Well, that is so far away lame.
My dad was friends with Lee Tamerhorriot School, says David Work.
That's good. As I nursed. This is actually not that lame.
This one. I nursed Michael Kaine's cousin at Guy's hospital
in the mid nineties.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
No, that is pretty lame.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Michael Kane's cousin.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah, I mean maybe second cousin.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
That's great, that is that's right now, Wheelhouse.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
My best friends heistic was Robbie Dean's between the ages
of ten and fifteen and Shy at high school. I'm
please they've got the exact a ten and fifteen. They
fell out after that.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Yeah, they did that a massive pholio.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
This is in the Jack Tame sightings, the section the
Jack Tamisphere. Yeah, which has become which has become my
brother mansion. I saw Jack Tame in the Sydney Kodu
lounge a few years back. It was a Saturday night
and he was watching videos of himself on his laptop.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
That's if I could, if I could leap to the
defense of the Jack tamisphere, he was potentially editing that
video to be to be broadcast. That would be my
only defense. If I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt,
I don't think. I don't think his dream is ideal
Saturday night, as him sitting down watching videos of himself.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
I could be wrong.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I am going to give him crap about that today
because I sit beside him and I would definitely be
bringing that up. I'll say it's not the first time
people have seen you watching videos of yourself.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Let him know I believe. Let's go to Mark, shall we?
On Morning?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Mark?

Speaker 5 (52:10):
What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 12 (52:12):
Yeah? All, I just got triggered a bit before when
Jerry mentioned Fango Boys High School and the good cricketing
progeny out of There and sent through a Texas Maddie
Bell and sim Soaud He also played out of There.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Oh yeah, A few.

Speaker 12 (52:27):
More other guys Cameron are on the list, Norm Maxwell.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Okay, and Mark. So your lame claim to fame I'm imagining, Mark,
is that you went to school at the same school
where these people once went.

Speaker 12 (52:40):
Yeah, I did actually, and I've got another lame claim
to fame with this Jack Tame stuff. So I went
to a twenty first and he was there, So there
you go.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Wow, another one in the Jack tamisphere.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
It's about Yeah, was he watching videos of himself?

Speaker 7 (52:55):
We're just attending the party.

Speaker 12 (52:57):
I did a lot of talking.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Okay, that's good. Give crap about this podcast.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Note, let's go to line such Shane O, good morning, Shano.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 6 (53:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Good a fellas.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Okay, so right, actually, story web now right now, you know,
you know there's a bit of detail involved in it, Shane.

Speaker 11 (53:18):
I'm comfortable right on.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
So childhood hero.

Speaker 11 (53:21):
Actually on this one, I was I was cleaning doing
the night shift deck by TDTD holiday camp, which was
interesting in itself, but right I was cleaning out this
toilet block and it was pretty gross. Someone who had
a spearal night. I was pushing some vomit down and think, actually, uh.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Well, my manager was yelling at me.

Speaker 11 (53:39):
I was almost in tears, but anyway, that's by the bye. Anyway,
You've got the closes sign out in front of the
toilet block saying no entry. All of a sudden sawflimbs opened.
Simon Barney focused hidden Starstrucker right, and he said, my
son's got diarrhea?

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Can I use the toilet?

Speaker 11 (53:57):
I was like, sure thing, Simon Varney is a make anyway.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
I would have warmed up the seat for the kid.

Speaker 11 (54:04):
That's how much I love Simon Barney.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
You know, so okay, so he didn't. I don't think
we need to know that.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I think, thank you very much, Shanna. That's a great,
great lame claim to fame. Keep us coming through three
four eight three.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
You can give us a.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Call like those last two on eight hundred Hodaki eight
hundred and four to eight seven five with your.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Lame claim to fame phrases is I went to the
same high school as all black Simon Parker. I was
six years older than him and never met him. That's
all that is lame. It's lame.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
Jerry and Minn the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Keep your lame claims to fame coming in, and also
your lame claims to Tame to Jack Tame coming in.
A lot of Jack Tame sidings out there in the wild.
I queued up at the check out behind Jack Tame
at Fresh Choice Tarcica a few Christmas holidays. It goes texter.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
There was another one that I believe his mother was
the principal at this school.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, Jack James, mum was my principal, says this texter.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Let's get this one's coming through. We're going deep inside
the tamosphere.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Call it before about Simon Barnett.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
He was cleaning the loos at a camping ground and
Simon Barnette came into then emergency said, my son's got diarrhea.
Could he please use one of the toilets. Someone text
here and said Simon Barnett only has daughters, doesn't he.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I think that's right. I think he only does have daughters.
My physio says, this texter accidentally added me to a
WhatsApp group with fuel blad. I like that. I'll be
interested to know what happened on that WhatsApp.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Leave them alone.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Morning. Lad's mother half works in the fuel industry. He
was waiting to do his checks at Allied and he
chatted to Greg Murphy while he was filling up his
and Jerry cans down here in the Hawks Bay.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Oh Okay, there's a number of Greg Murphy sightings out there.
Tim says Tim. Here, I did an ad with Greg
Murphy back in two thousand and four, playing a young
Greek for Hold and I remember that ed.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
I played a young Greg.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Yeah. I raced Gregg's old go kart around a track
and Greg was dressed up as his mother in a wagon.
Address wiped fake grease off my face. I had a
sun burnt face, so multiple takes at bloody hurt.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Well, how's this one here? I was a bystander at
the gas station when the Richie McCoy Rich McCoy a
video of his film Cheer Harry from three one eight more.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Lame claims to Tame. I many years ago tried to
match with Jack Tam on a dating app. I never
got a reply.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Lame claimed to shame.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
How's this on?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
I once slept with.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Dan Carter, whoa hold on?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Hold On, Not the rugby player, just the guy with
the same name Mit tana Umanga. As I was coming
out of a toilet on a bumpy ear New Zealand
flight from Sydney one night years ago, I said it's
pretty bumpy a referring to the turbulence.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
He said, it's going to get even bumpy when I
get in there.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Wow. Sat behind Anthony says, I sat behind Jack Tam
at a Canterbury Sunday Soccer League prizegiving early in his career,
asked him if he was to go on TV, and
he gave my wife and me his business card.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
He's got a business card.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Wow, yeah, you get We used to get business cards
at t in Zend when I first started a TV
n z End in nineteen ninety seven. Month set newsboy.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Enough, that's the second wildest business card I've heard of.
The number one was our bus driver, a van driver
while we're over in Australia. His business card literally just
had his name Ron, then his phone number, then his occupation,
which was driver. Now we have to assume his name
was Ron driver because he didn't put his last name

(57:36):
on there. We just called him Ron driver.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Another lane claim to Tame. I went to the same
high school as Jack Tame. Saw him do a great
lip sync to Counting the Beat by the Swingers.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
He was a real hoote, life of the party sort
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I can imagine he would be the last.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Another great rendition of lame claims to fame. If you're
a bit late to the party, we might be able
to get to a couple of those after night, but jeez,
we'll never find the bottom of this.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
No coming up after the eight thirty Sport headlines a
woman peede on some stuff at an Airbnb. This is
the Hiderarchy breakfast.

Speaker 8 (58:07):
Jerry and Mania The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mania
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Reading this article yesterday on the plane on the way
back from Byron Bay about a Florida woman because we
were not an Airbnb, but essentially at an Airbnb and
Byron Bay of the weekend, A Florida woman has been
busted after allegedly filming herself, urinating on and destroying over
seven thousand dollars worth of household items and two Airbnb rentals.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Okay, well, first question, straight off the rip. What Airbnb
has seven thousand dollars worth of stuff in it that
could be destroyed by urinating on it? Like, for example,
a coffee table. You just wipe that down, yep, you know, dishwasher.
There's a lot of things in an Airbnb. I'm just
thinking about our hotel, tiled floors, plastic tables, I guess,

(58:58):
a couch.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Yeah. Well, according to the police report, this is what
she urinated on a coffee maker. She was more electrical
item focused appliants folkus. Yeah, she was a toaster. She
I mean you want to typewriter? I mean who leaves
a typewriter and an airbnb?

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Yeah, there's a type, but also that can't be worth
much a typewriter. And also we're peeing on a typewriter.
Ruin it a big screen television?

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Sorry? Yes, big screen television.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Well there's about a couple of grand there Isn't it
a rug?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Not the type that you put on it your head?

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Well you don't know that.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Cheers.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
So the interesting part about it was she posted it
on a sex site to make money, so she was
going to Airbnb, she's renting out.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Hold on, when you say that you were reading this article,
were you actually browsing the site that she had posted
that to? No, okay, I was send it by Okay,
so you weren't goggling how much stuff can I pay
on in our hotel room about losing the bar?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I I sent it by a friend. And when I
say a friend, it was executive, which who possibly was
browsing the site. I'm not sure. I'm not sure how
he found out about it, but he did share it.
With me, So what happened? But what I there's a
couple of questions that still remain is how did the
owner of the Airbnb rentals find out about it? They

(01:00:25):
must have been perusing the site.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
That's a great point because I presume that she bloody house, that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
She wiped, that she wiped everything down.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Yeah, that's a great point.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
I didn't what was she doing?

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
It does say here the owner of the Airbnb property
found the videos of the guest peeing on various objects,
So you must be right. They must have been going
through the particular website.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
I didn't know you owned in an Airbnb.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Jerry in the Night, the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
You can hear the brows can already losing my religion.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
It's a good thing on Netflix about how that song
was written. Although nothing too revolutionary. They just had a
mantlein and we're like this sounds pretty cool. Yeah, and
they never thought it was going to be a hurt Nah, well,
no one even Oh this question always gets asked for musicians.
It's like, did you know what kind of insane psychopath.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
Would you have to be to be like that's a hurt?
I reckon again?

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
The year we talked to the old have Mikey Heick
about push push tripping. He knew, he was, like, they
just knew when they wrote it took them like thirty minutes.
And then when that song works, it works.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
That's a hit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
It just works. That's how we're going to number one.
We're only nineteen, but we're going to number one. We're
going to the top of most of the poppermost.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
I suppose at nineteen you would probably, you know, you're
more like more inclined to think that. The older you get,
the less sure you are of anything. But yeah, all right,
well let's write a number one hit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Then, sure, maybe that should be what we do in
the next month.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
We'll write a hit song.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Yeah, okay, the next oh what top the tuck? You
know what.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
It wouldn't be the worst thing for us as a
as a marketing players and on air Brain's dame to
get on zim, you know what I mean. And the
only way to do that would better write the number
one hit in the country.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Surely you and Ruder can get together and write pop
kind of thing. Yeah, okay, something dancing. You guys have
got the voices of angels.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Look, it's not like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Commercial radio that I watched the Bob Dylan movie On
the Way of Australia and see a lot of similarities
to my own story. Maybe do people say that I
have a voice like honey bought over thunder? I don't
know what all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Is honey bought over thunder.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
We'll give it a that's just what they say. I
don't I don't listen. I don't know what they mean.
This is what they say about me, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
And the hot I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
It's nice to be back after our week and away
in Barron Bay and our wellness retreat there thanks to
a New Zealand's Grabbers Seat. Of course, we took Sean
and Josh and Kelly and Richard and Nathan and Liz
Across and wonderful winners. Breath work, a bit of breath work,
a bit of yet, a bit of yeen, a bit
of putting back into putting back into the tank.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Yeah, worked, a bit of breath I think after the
breathwork thing, she was like, I do anyone want to
share anything grateful known, unearthed some deep seated trauma from
their childhood, because that can happen. Apparently I was a
little bit worried about that. I was like, what happens
if someone comes out and they go, oh, something horrible
happened to me? Oh boy, I saw this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Well it's not quite the right I like, with a
whole lot of people who don't really know each other.
That was a bit weird, I've got to say. I
was like, oh when she when the lovely Sophie who
was running our guided breathworks heid, Okay, so this might
unearth something.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
I was like, Sometimes what.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Have I done to everyone?

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Sometimes memories that you didn't know you had can re
emerge here. And that's when I was sitting there as
a half used radio DJ attacking a bunch of listeners
over on wellness.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
Trip, was like, hmm, are we equipped to deal with this?

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Frankly, it didn't happen, but it does bring some stuff up,
and you do, I mean anytime you don't. It felt
like it went fifteen minutes we have two hours, which
was insane.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
I was like time trauble.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
When I opened my eyes, the sun had seen it.
It was it was. It was really weird, and it
is a lot of time to think about stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
The only thing and I shared this with the group afterwards.
I was open, honest, vulnerable.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
You were very vulnerable. I was, you were very openautiful,
very honest, very vulnerable.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
And I thought, you know what, by me doing this,
it gives others permission to be open and vulnerable themselves.
They didn't, so it was just me out there be
going on a branch.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Sometimes that's how it happens.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
I But what I shared with the group was, I
was like, I don't think I have anything. I don't
think dudes in this country in general don't have anything
that like you use the d stress yourself, you know
what I mean. If it's say, for example, you have
a hard week at work, talking into a tin camp
for four hours, uh, and then at the end of
the week, what de stressing mechanisms they have? Some people
go and flog themselves at the gym, you know, they

(01:05:03):
go for a massive runs. A lot of people just
had the piss. Yeah, get on the vapes, on the
daries something like that. All of those things push you
your rev counter further into the red.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Yeah. Or I find the more tired you are, the
more getting on a screen and sort of doom scrolling.
You know, when you're tired or.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Pounding a few more coffees, or like eating more food
to try and keep yourself away.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Yeah, those things are probably all adding to quartersole.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Yeah, but what do you do to actually move to
do less?

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know the answer to that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
I just I've just identified the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Well, I think that you were doing I think you
were doing something there. I think that's what you that's
what you felt. You actually had probably two hours of
a switch off. Yeah, And I mean when do you
ever get to do two hours as a switch off?
And it's not something I do. I do a daily
meditation thing that's twenty minutes, which is kind of the
similarish thing. Yeah, but it's not two hours. Nah, but

(01:05:54):
it is quite nice I find to do the switch.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Off just turn the car off.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Yeah, basically instead of Reven just sitting on the bloody
I feel like I've got a brick on the accelerator.

Speaker 7 (01:06:02):
Sometimes I always find it interesting. I remember those ads
back in the day when John Corwen talked about the
fact that with his mental health he used to be
an active relaxer and he used to do things like
cook a meal. But in my house, cooking meal time
because I'm getting food ready for my family, including two children,
often have to have three different kinds of meals.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
There's not enough gratitude.

Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
No, no, no, it's not about the gratitude jury. It's not
about the gratitude. It's just about it's a high stress
type for me in the kitchen and our kitchen's fat.
Who narrow other people, you know, the kids coming in,
they're like, hey, can I just have a person on
the kitchen, get the kitchen clean the h U. Yeah,
I actually find it a high stress time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
So you should maybe try having him like mummy's wine
with you know, mummy's wine. You just have a quiet
wine with dinner, relaxing with cigarette in your mouth, Bundy style.

Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
We do have an export opt with dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:06:56):
Actually it's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
See, that's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Who should guess he's sucky. She's moving out of their place, She's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Gone somewhere else.

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
I'd be happy to go to Byron bad, very happy
to go do some breath moving.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Don't bring me with you, because according to her, I
look exactly like her dad.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Very retriggering for her, who caused a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Of torment by the looks of it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:16):
Randy, Yes, go go you look on my dad.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Sorry if I keep steering at you. Strangely, it was
both concerning and disappointing at the same time.

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Some interesting news from the political sphere coming out of
South Asia Southeast Asia?

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Are we going to get political?

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Hero, We need to.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Get political and a litle bit vulnerable because North Korea
had an election and everybody I know, I'll be fascinated
to find out about the result of North Korea's elections.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
I was wondering who was going to win this one?
Who was it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
It was tightly contested, yes, and clearly free yep of
any kind of corruption.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Well, they are the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Yeah. Whenever I see the word democratic at the beginning
of things.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
That's how you know they're a democracy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Yeah, like Congo.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
So the Supreme People's Assembly on Sunday are elected. This
is going to come as a surprise.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
Pre fear and balanced election.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Kem jong on retained his post as the head of
North Korea with a staggering ninety nine point nine three.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Landslide of the vote.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
There was zero point zero seven who were.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Against Okay and I presume they'll be left free to
carry on with their lives as weren't they.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
And interestingly, ninety nine point nine nine percent of eligible
voters cast their ballots.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
I'd see.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
That's that's disappointing to me. It makes me feel bad
about being in New Zealander because it's something like only
is it like a third of eligible voters vote in
our elections.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
For the local body ones? That's correct, I think for
the general elections, maybe more like seventy percent.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Okay, well, we can definitely do better than that. I
think of this next election because North Korea are absolutely
lapping us.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
I know, I wonder what happened to that point zero
one percent. I mean they might be sick.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
They might not be able to hold a pinion and
didn't vote, yeah yeah, or maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
They didn't enroll in time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
I know that I can have it quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Seventeen is the age that you can vote in North Korea,
which is great. So I mean I mentioned a lot
of sixteen. So I can't wait for next year.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
A question with that warning, I know you probably don't
have the answer for this, and I apologize in advance.
Who is her running against.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
That?

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
I can't I don't say anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Who was opponent good luck being as opponent.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
I was going to say, if you were in North Korea,
would you run against Kim Joman? No, I probably wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
I don't think they actually have someone run against them.
They basically go, we got onny, do you like him
or not? It's the field.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
If we sort of had forty people that said no,
and he had fifty one that said we don't like him,
and they'd get rid of him, then they'd say, okay,
well let's put him up against another candidate.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
And that's why.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
That's just shows how beloved he is. Because, for example,
to use a golfing analogy, if I could Scottish Schiffler
went on a run last year or the year before
that was so so incredible. He was winning absolutely everything
that the TV had a market up that was just
scottis Scheffler or anyone else right, win. And that's because
he was such a beloved golfer. He was at that point,
I guess you could have called him the Kim Jong

(01:10:29):
Own of the golfing world.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Yeah, okay. Interestingly, Kim Jong actually Kim Jong Own's father,
Kim Jong Ill Hill an amazing golfer. In fact, once
he played a round of golf. And this has been
this has been well documented and and has been checked
and it has been corroborated by people who were playing
with him. He went around in eighteen Yeah, he had

(01:10:52):
eighteen hole in ones even on a part five. Yep,
that's isn't that amazing?

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
Ground?

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
It was quite amazing And put the sticks down again
first and last time. Good on.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Elie, Jerry and Maniah catched the radio show from six
till ten weekdays the Hidarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Of course, Tuesdays mean that it's time for lame claims
to Fame. Today. Interestingly a little eddio emerged and it
was the Lame Claims to Fame Jack Tame edition, So
it was almost like Tame Claims to Fame.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
Lame Claims to Tame.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Yeah, we went inside the tamisphere, we did, if you will.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
And a whole lot emerged, a whole lot of run
ins with Jack Tame over the years.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Turns out he's really out and about, isn't he Jack Tame?
People see him everywhere. And of course it came initially
from Shawn who came with us over on the wellness
retreat and early doors. He was like, I've actually got
a lame claim to fame for you guys. One time
I saw Jack Tame and we're like, wow, that is lame.
Well did you talk to him? Is that? I just
saw him just yelled out, are you? Jack Tayman is like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
And he was wearing a bandanner and he's wearing a
band dinner. I went to the school that Jack tames
mum was principal of, said this text on Bay High School. Yeah,
I left at least two decades before she started.

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
So that's very lame.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Jack tames Mum was my prince. Another text at the school. Yeah,
I took a selfie with Jack Tame in the urinal
and a bar in Queenstown when I was eighteen. Still
had the photo big pupils.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Well he would have been surprised, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Well, I assumed that that was the person who took
the selfie had the big pupils. Sat behind Jack taym
at a Canterbury Sunday Soccer League prize giving early in
his career, asked him if he was the guy on
TV and he gave me and my wife his business card.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
Yeah, so you were saying TV and Z dish out
business cards to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
People they dad used to not anymore. It says your
name is TV and them else. Yeap rid mind, said
Newsboy when I got it in ninety seven, and it
just says, yeah, Jeremy Well's presenter, and then it has
your phone number.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
What are people supposed to do with that? Ring you
if you they've got an auto Q they need you
to read.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
They stopped doing them when people started getting funs that
help people's numbers. It was a throwback to the old day.
My tam claim to fame as I went to UNI
with Jack Tame's brother.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
That's pretty good, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
Claims to face.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Do we reschedule next Tuesday to just entirely Jack Tame.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I think we need to please explain with Jack Tame.
I went to the same high school as Jack Tame.
I saw him do a great lip sync to County
the Beat by the Swingers. He was a real hope.
Yeah he's a musician of note, is he Yeah? Yeah,
he can play. I think he plays trumpet as his
main instrument, but he can also play guitar and piano.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Tammy trumpet, I queued up and he.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Can he can wrap. I queued up at the checkout
behind Jack Tame at Fresh Choice Tarkka a few Christmas
Holidays ago.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Powerful I saw this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
This is a beauty. I saw Jack Tame in the
Sydney Cotdo Lounge a few years ago. It was a
Saturday night and he was watching videos of himself on
his laptop. So hold on for a second. So is
the is the crime there? Because I've got a bit
of a I feel a judge, he sort of a
vibe there. It is the crime that he was watching
videos of himself on a Saturday night, I think so,

(01:14:04):
or just that he was watching videos of himself.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
And like I was saying before, if I was going
to leap to his defense, maybe we get him on
for a please explain around this. But if I was
going to give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe
he's editing a news story or something. You know what
I mean That you'd have to think he's got editors
for that, though, I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Want to reach out to him. Please explain.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Let's and one more, just a quick update on the
lame claim to fame. I was almost in Star Wars.
This person was chosen to be in a milk ad
in the late nineties between rehearsals lost their two front teeth.
The kid that got the milk ad ended up in
Star Wars. You said, how do you end up losing
your two front teeth? And they've replied rehearsals were either
side of the weekend, went flying down the hill on

(01:14:42):
an old BMX chain, came up, landed tooth first.

Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Something I think we should think about here, Fellers as
maybe gratitude something that we took away from the weekend,
particularly with their breathwork from the Lovely Sophie at the
end of our Brithworks, she said, I just want you
just start think about a few things that you're grateful for,
and maybe we could do that at the end of
our show. So maybe maybe incorporate some breath work with gratitude.

(01:15:11):
Why not? Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Well, because too often it's very easy to focus on
the negatives, you know, the bad things in your life.
You can really dwell on them, you can spin on them,
you can you know, spend a lot of time while
songs are playing, slogging people off ju and so it's
important every now and then to also spend a bit
of time focusing on the positive things, things that you're
grateful for.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
So why don't we do a deep breath and then
each deliver something that we're grateful for that we had
on the show today over the last three hours forty
five minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
And just a little technique thing just to share with you, Ruder,
and you're at home, don't be afraid to lett a
noise out when you know you're going to breathe in,
three nose out through your mouth, just let a noise out,
because what that does is that will that tells your
body subconsciously you're safe. It's time to relax.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Yeah, so you're okay. Also, it scens vibrations through your
body and it can be healing, Ruder.

Speaker 7 (01:16:00):
So I'll give you a Ladies, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
I'll give you a I'll give you an example.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
So I'm gonna breathe in and then breathe out so
and through the nose out, through the math and then
that just stimulates the vegas nerve allows you to relax.
So one thing I'm grateful for today is the tradition
of bringing a tobler own into the office anytime someone

(01:16:25):
goes overseas. I noticed Jerry didn't do it, but I
brought one in this morning, and that also gives me
the right to open it the first. I am the
only person say far this morning. It's eating one like.
There's a term for that, but I'm not gonna use
it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Impressive that you managed to also get a dig in
during your piece of gratitude, So I'll do mine.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Grateful for myself and throw a barbie Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Yeah, Okay, here we go. I'm grateful for Paul Stuart Ford,
New Zealand's premier sports journalist, for coming on the show
and sharing his insights into the n Z twenty competition,
the new T two new competition with us on his
wedding anniversary at short notice. I have a lot of

(01:17:08):
gratitude towards New Zealand's premier sports journalist, Pause Stuart Ford.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Thanks for sharing that, Jerry pleasure Ruder.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
We don't judge, Ah, Jesus, there's a terrible blockage in there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Isn't there anyone who's wondering why Ruder didn't come to
the wildness The Trut've probably just had their question answer.

Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
So I'm grateful. I'm grateful to have you guys back
Calder for coming home, for coming home, but also I'm
grateful Maniah, because it is one of those things about
the thought that counts, right, and You've brought back a
gift here that says I love Australia and it's a

(01:17:49):
shock glass in the shape of a beautiful woman, and
it's one of those things that to me, it's the
thought that counts. Because so many selfish people, Sorry I
didn't you pointed at.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Me during that Sorry we don't judge here, Jerry, you
seem to be pointing at me.

Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
Go overseas and they don't bring gifts back for their
friends and loved ones and family. And Mannia's very thoughtfully
brought something back for me. He bought something for the
office and something.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
I feel like this has just turned into a drive
by for me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Chere any Wells and Mania Stewart. Find them on Instagram
at Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (01:18:31):
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