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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Hurdachy Breakfast with Jerry and the Night Welcome along
to the Hierarchy Breakfast, Monday, the seventeen of August twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Nice to have your company this morning. Give us a
call now, R eight hundred headache. If you want to
kick things off, which song you want to go with?
Manaia's song or my song? Of course Rob has been
calling in in the last what week? Yeah, so if
you want to beat Rob and decide which song we
kick things off with, then please give us a call now,
oh eight hundred.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Headache, Robert the selector. Yeah, this is born out of
the fact that what was it a couple of weeks ago, Jerry,
where the Ink give us song kicked the show off?
And you're like, what happened this morning? From a playlist standpoint,
can never happen again? It must never happen again. We thought, wy,
don't we just pick a song each and then that
way we can't lose whichever song they picked sweetest. It's
(00:56):
been a better way to start the show than than not.
I want to you want to suggest yours?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yes, here we go. This is what I think we
should kick things off with a c DC break.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Great way to start a Monday morning to bed from me, Jerry,
give me wolf Mother Woman. Seems sexist.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
And it's very inclusive and and I actually, Jerry back off.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I was going to say, your sounded racist. It's not
up to us. Let's go to Speed. Who's online? One?
Good on in Speed, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Make sure that there is more than one person listen.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, we're starting to wonder that there's at least to Speed.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You've got the honors. You're taking the kick off.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Do you want to go ac DC back in black
or do you want to go wolf Mother Woman?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
There we go, Speed, don't go wrong. Good on your
Speed mate, have a lovely day Speed.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well now we got the nickname Speed Joe. There's actually
three people listening this morning. Oliver's on the line as well.
Morning Oliver, what would you have gone with?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Really, I didn't. I didn't get it. I don't bet
you wanted to go to it. Okay, all right, thanks
very much, Oliver. There's at least three people listening this morning.
Although we didn't hear from Robert, might be.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Too Jerry and Leni they breakfast in par.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Sex on the hard Achi Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Big fans of that song. There Jerry song's texture and said,
duck stepping while I brushed my teeth, absolute banger. Why
did you toothbrush? I don't know. It was just too
boring for sixteen boring. We're just gonna read the weather report.
Think's to boring? You should know that you over two
years shoul. I don't know. I like to hold myself
(02:55):
to a person no good. Usually I like to keep
it's a high level content, like low range feats of
vascularity or swift justice. That's going up later. Now, Yeah,
we'll get to that. No, I got electric toothbrush? Ah yeah,
well come, first ever electric toothbrush. Welcome at thirty five
(03:18):
years of age. Well, I'm gonna be honest. It's one
of those things where Jesus, I wish I'd known about
electric toothbrushes. You know, ten years ago, I think my
teeth would be a bitter shape. I feel like I've
been brushing my teeth with a stick up.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Until your teeth will never when you brush it with
a manual toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Your teeth will never feel clean again. I felt like
Harry Potter when he found out that he could do
magic with his wander, was like.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh yeah, you get your tongue and you rub it
around your your teeth after you've used an eleterature, whether
you're like whoa, I feel like I've just looked out
of a salon.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
My god, I've got a different shin. I've just had
a coffee. But they were a different shade when I
went to bed last night. It's it's pretty flash to
It's like, which one did you go with? It's oral B,
not an ad but reach out oral B yep, And
it's it's when you push down. An issue with people
(04:11):
brushing their teeth just boring for six It was too
boring for sixteen, but six twelve it's coming right. All
good people push too hard and it pushes their gums back.
That's an issue with brushing your teeth. And so this
one it's got a censor thing on it, and so
if you're pushing too hard, it goes read and if you're
not pushing hard enough, the light goes white. Wow. And
(04:33):
then if you're bang on it goes green. Ah. Yeah,
it's coaching. Then it buzzes. So it's got four different
sections you know of your mouth, bottom, left, bottom, right,
blah blah blah, and it buzzes when it's time to
move on from that section. So make sure that you
are spending enough time brushing it just it literally calls
it coaching.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, well, my one does a bit of a mountain
when you need to sort of change from the top
to the b.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Move on, play shirt the girl, gu move on, move on.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
So you go from the top to the bottom. Mine
does that, but it does doesn't coach the hardness. What
you do need to do just a little tip here,
a little brush and too boring. You've just got to
angle up slightly. So your angle up towards the gum,
because you actually want those bristles just going into the
but you don't want it sort of eating away you go.
(05:28):
But so you don't need to just go touch each
tooth one two three, touch each tooth one two three
as you work your way around.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, that was a bit of a learning for me.
You don't brush now, you don't one to two seconds
on each tooth.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yep, let the let the toothbrush do the work.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
The toothbrush do the work. It's like it's like your
driver swinging with the driver. Let let the club do
the work.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
There will be some bits that will be difficult to
get to, like for example, you're if you're right handed,
the bed on the right bottom side ends up being problematic.
So you can change hand to do that. My myness
has talked to me about that.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I've done. If I'm up to switch and hands, I know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Well, this is when you start to get and then
also as you start to get a bit older, you
start to do other magic tricks. For example, I now
brush my teeth standing on one foot, okay, and so
as you I'm approaching fifty, so you've got to start
thinking about you, about your neural plasticity.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
So I do I do so boring for sex?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Four top top top things on the right and then
bottom on the left.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, just absolutely changing. And then when when you finish
you turn it off. You know it does all the
different colors. It does like a little light show for you.
Does so now I look dounbe well, yeah, get on
you little pat on the back out of wood. You've
gotta be a change man. Yeah I am. I'm not
too boring. For Joy mcdougals ticks on three for three,
great chat. New Zealanders need more dental cur advice. I
don't think they need it from us, though, should we do?
(06:55):
Like oral hygiene six fourteen? Every day? Right? I never
did get my wisdom teeth pulled out? Is that gonna
be a problem down the track?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Jerry and Midnight the hod Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
We never got to do the rounds. It was too
exciting for sex twelve. The rounds is pretty bloody. Got
at sex eighteen.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You want to do the rounds right, Well, we've got
to do the rounds. To do the rounds.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
From all the way in the south and the cargo
ten degrees today a barmie ten and looking quite nice too.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
That is barmie this morning. And I thought, I feel like,
and again this is very auk concentric, just because that's
where it was on the weekend, but I felt like
when it was over, you know, birds are chirping, There
was that, there was that sort of feeling in the ears,
a little bit of warmth. Brother in law made my lawns.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I don't think they were feeling that in South Island.
And I just have just refreshed my met service. I
think that was the one that was left over from
Friday because now that from Thursday, because now that I
refreshed it, it's like, oh okay, quite cold. Because I
looked up there and it was like Aucklumber was eight.
It was like, that makes more sense now in Vicargo four. Yeah,
I go false to people, false hope to people in
(08:10):
the mcago Franny zero.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Why does Franny get a star on that map? That's
what I can't figure out.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, if you're looking for Fanny, come to Frannie. You
know that that's always been the saying. It's always been
the same. It's the population of Franny well at quadruples
every day because you get the from four to sixteen.
I don't want to call them Vagina liners, but I
will coming through there the Key we Experienced buses And
I once went down there and we did a bit
(08:38):
of filming there and went to the bar and was
chatting to one of the bartenders, and he was the
guy that said, if you're looking for Fanny, come to Franny.
He said, the only reason he lives down there is
because the KEYWI Experienced bus has just come through, he said.
Every day a new bus. He said, every day, every
day bus. And he said, and they want a key
we experience. And he said, and I'm here to offer.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It to them. I am here to offer it to them.
He's a hero and he am. Yeah. I knew a guy.
Well I still know, but I don't think he works
with them anymore. But he drove those buses. Oh yeah,
for a long time he was of no fixed abode
(09:19):
fair enough yep, yep they yep.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
They provide a service and it extends beyond just driving.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Never it's never occurred to me, am man, the key
experience he may have been providing. Ahmen.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
So this guy, yeah, this guy was just hanging out
at friends Joseph and serving some drinks and providing services
free free services.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Well I wouldn't want to charge, they were free, but
he just said they just every day there's a new
one bus yep yea. And but too much competition in Queenstown.
So he's found a little niche in the market, which
is Franny. You know what they've earned this spot on
(10:04):
that map. I was wondering why the weather map had
a spot for Franny. Now why that's why?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So having a look up and Nelson zero good on
Nelson at Queenstown minus four, team that do minus one,
Christitch minus one. So that cold air that TV and
Z with a man Dan Corbett has been talking about
really making its way up the country.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Can I test the correlation between kite Tire and Daneda
You certainly can, which I think has been I think
at the moment, because we're starting to shift from winter,
I think I don't know if it's as accurate anymore.
But I used to have the theory that Daneta and
kait Tyre always had the same temperature.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
What is what's kite tire? Kit Tire is currently nine.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Nine give me seven for Donners nine.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh, correlations theory checks out. Whether southerly, it seems to
work out.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
For some reason, it's when that warm, when Kier gets
that warm wind, Yeah, then it's all out of whack.
But yeah, for whatever reason, Klytians and Eden, yeah, in
winter have the same climate.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And if you're on the channels listening to the show eight,
or if you're interested in what's happening in the chatter,
it's more mild out there.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It's interesting.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Actually, you never get the minuses like you do obviously
in your inland areas. Looking around Wellington and Barmi six
Napes three, Hamilton are Cool four and New Plums seven. Sonny,
though it looks like some good weather other than the
East coast.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
A few showers going up there.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But I did look ahead and exciting news. If you're
planning any outdoor activities over the next week, yes, pretty
much the whole country for seven days no rain.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh brilliant. So we've got a blind melon. That's right.
They call it a blind melon in the industry. Yep.
Text from Will only at six twenty am. Could you
get away with this kind of chat? I don't know.
Did we get to wear with that? I don't know.
I don't think we did.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
My brother drive Kentucky buses for seven years and his
wife used to drive key experienced buses in great yards.
I bet tring up for the radio, though, I don't
know if that ask each other about those yards and
you wouln't want to.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Jerry and the Night The Darchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Six thirty one on the Hierarchy Breakfast Time for you
later sport headlines thanks to export Ultra the beer for here.
The Warriors at third on the NRL Ladder level with
the second place Panthers on thirty six points and two
behind the leading roosters. This week, they'll be dealing with
Luke Metcalfer's handstring injury, a probable Charns Nickel Klockstar band
(12:39):
for a hip drop tackle, and one thousand dollar fines
for Tannastower Smith and Jacob labor.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I'll be interested to see how they deal with those
one thousand dollar fines for Tannas Stale Smith and Jacob
lab and what impact that's going to have on the
wider team.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
They to kilous high tackle for Stowis Smith, meaningful minutes
and dangerous contact for Jacob Laban.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
A couple of issues with that. First off, where does
that money go when they get fined A thousand dollars
goes to what Peter Bland, It goes to.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
His slow grogging cant Yeah, okay, I'm again with the
doing a good job.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I don't know that hitting them in the pocket is
the is the move? Is it? Particularly when it's just
like incidental head high It's like I didn't mean dude.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, It's like for those guys, it's like taking their
car to get serviced and there being a couple of
things that they need.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
To sort out. Yeah, surely the club sorts that out,
don't they. They probably do. It's like, oh, you've been fined
a thousand dollars. By the way, your parking is free
for this year.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
How do you feel about the chance nickel clock star
hip drop tackle?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah? How do I feel about it? May have won
us the game. I think I couldn't have to do
a nicer guy na that by definition, that's two to
three weeks. They take those pretty seriously. They do take
those very seriously. They are quite destructive. Classic Reese Walsh ego.
(14:04):
He stayed on the field the very next play he
was hobbling on one forty throzen and sibped akp runs
one hundred meters in scores. It's like, this is why
he gues sucked this year.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, I mean while the Dragons have offered a glimpse
of a brighter future. Despite being odds on to finish
seventeenth and last this season, they beat the Tigers twenty
four to twenty two to wrap up around twenty four.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Good on your look, Metcalff, I failed.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The Dragon Slayers. They've they've beaten some big teams, Begans,
haven't they coming?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Good? Have they have who did they beat the other week?
They've bet they bet someone. I refuse to watch their games.
Uh look, Metcalfe, I feel so sorry for they're poor Barsard.
I mean, just hand me after hammy after hammy. This
is what happened when he came back at the start
of this year. So he came back from that ACL
and then immediately did his hammy in the second game
that he's come back from doing his hammy and he's
(14:50):
done his hammy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I don't like his use of language, to be honest. Yeah,
as a father of two two impressionable children. Yes, I
saw him clearly say the will I was going to say.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I hope mom didn't see that. They were getting told
off after that.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
A clutch sideline conversion from fullback Jimmy Taylor after full time.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Well that's an odd time to kick.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Has seen South from upset Wakoto thirty two to thirty
one and Rugby's MPC and the mccargoll teenager.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Still that kid too, really, Jimmy Taylor, Jimmy t Yep.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's the stags first one in almost six years. A
high scoring contest saw Tasmond Michael overcome Counties Monico fifty
points to thirty five in the NPC This evening, tonight,
this evening is it?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
See I knew it was scripted. See they've already released
the scores for tonight.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Wowicular and former Australian cricket captain Ricky Ponting claims the
Test side needs to change in the top order. After
a nine wicket lost to Bangladeship Darwin, the visitors chased
fifty seven runs for victory.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
On the fourth day.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Now, so you're huge for Bangladesh that ended up winning
by nine wickets.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah. I don't want to I don't want to be ageist,
but there was not a single person that Australian cricket
team who was under thirty years old. So could that
potentially be their issue?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I mean, don't forget that Australian team won the Ashes.
That Australian team did they win? No, they didn't win
the World Test Championship South Africa this year, wasn't it right?
But they they're pretty good. I mean, I don't know.
They just obviously took Bangladesh too lightly and be English
has got four hundred and twenty six on the first
innings Australia's got one hundred ninety eight.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
That was the problem they were playing in Bangladesh to
be here as well. What we said before, Darwin is
technically a province of Bangladesh. Up next. Citizens arrests are
all they all, they all were all. I'm not the one.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Surely today is the day Who's going to be the first?
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Clearly true, Jerry and the Hotarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Citizens arrests are wrong. They'll be very long. They are
on And I.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Know that a whole lot of New Zealanders has just
been hanging out for this day. I've a mentioned Yeah,
I know people I have been because before if you
saw someone doing something illegal, you couldn't do anything about it.
You call one one one, the police were busy doing
something else. The people would get away.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
And I'm sick of them getting away. Yeah, I was hopeless. Look,
this is something that I've wanted to I've wanted to
do for a long time, longtime. Listens of the show
would be familiar with Swift Justice, which is my crime
fighting alter ego, my old mannered radio host by morning
but by about lunchtime, delivering vigilante justice from the driver's
side of the Suzuki Swift.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, when you say by about lunchtime, after we've had
a post show meeting, you've gone across the road to
the Creble Eggs, gone to the gym, and then got home.
Maybe I maybe hit the driving range on the way home.
And after that after that, well, yeah, if you're at
the driving range at like eleven twenty.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, I'll probably I'll probably be online about lunchtime. Yeah,
you won't answer the call. Well, I might need a
feed at lunchtime as well, But then I'll go out
and deliver some swift justice. And now, as of this morning,
it's going to be legal because you can you can
dish out. This is one of the craziest things I
think the government's ever brought in a citizens arrest. There's
a bunch of rules which will go through very shortly,
but I can. I can. I to my neighbor that
(18:11):
there's a car parking area at the back of my house.
My room sort of almost overhangs it. My neighbor has
started idling his car at four thirty. He would have
been sitting in the driveway for honestly forty minutes this morning.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
So he's turned on his car to warm it up
before he goes to work. Yeah, so the car is
nice and warm when he gets in it.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yep, so the car is idling, but then music blasting
as well. It's the most insane behavior. I think it's
the same person who's leaving the stuff on my lawn anyway,
that's really selfish. It's one of the most insane things
I think I've ever seen. It's like, turn that car
on and leave. Yeah, you don't warm up in a
(18:49):
a six car parking lot in central Auckland at four
thirty out on the farm. Maybe so can I citizens
arrest him? I think you can definitely go down and
ever I'm going to go down there. I'm going to
drag him out of his car. This is the citizens arrest.
I just think maybe some some questions. I'm going straight
to say, you're going to arrest him.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'm going to arrest You're gonna put his arm behind
his back?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah, put him on the ground. Well, so there's so
there's some rules. Rubbers facing the dirt. So there's some rules. Okay,
you can detain someone committing any offense under the Crimes Act,
which I don't. I'm not familial.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
I think idling a car at four point thirty with
the music. There is a crime. You must have reasonable
grounds to believe the person has committed an offense and
only used reasonable force. Is it reasonable for me to
drag him out of his car? Is that reason? I
don't think that's reasonable in that situation. Then I'm clearly
got to tell them that they you're being arrested and
then call one one one asap and follow police instructions. Ye,
(19:46):
not allowed to search them, so I can't.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Imagine doing a search on them, right, I'm searching you.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I'm searching it.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Okay, you've taken the citizens arrest too far?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah, so what so you're just a guy, So just
some guy, like, hey, cavity shirt, a little baggy in here.
I'll be taking that, thanks very much. I'm going to
be subjecting you to a cavity search this morning. I've
got gloves. I've got gloves. I've got a copy of
the Crimes Act, and now squat and cough for me.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So, once you've detained someone, you're responsible for their welfare
though until.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Police arrived to feed them.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
So so you're going to make sure you don't put
them into a dangerous position okay, upside down or something,
or maybe I don't know, holding them under under the
head underwater or something.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
What is that water boarding them?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So yeah, so this is a whole I'm sure this
had something to do with ram raids. I reckon, but
it was so long ago when people when was the
last ram raiders?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Me?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Or does no one report ram raids anymore? Because it's
not as interesting.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I have a suspicion that there were only about ten
kids doing ram raids and that once they rounded them
all up. It sweet. But doesn't this seem like the
most like like the you know, the cops aren't doing
a very good job, and so the government goes, let
you guys do it? Yeah, you know, why do I?
I already am overworoked thoughm a mild maned radio host
(21:11):
and also vigilante justice officionado. Now do I got to
be a cop too? You know? Don't that be someone
else's job?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Isn't the idea of this law wasn't it brought in?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Don't we? It seems like it's.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Not quite what we want because what we want is
for Darian is to be able to pick up cricket
bats and hit perpetrators over here. Yeah, legally, yep, isn't
that the idea? But where does it make provision for that?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Can we just write that and right at the bottom,
like you're not allowed to use excessive force unless you're
working at a dairy.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yep, and someone comes in and tries to steal stuff
off you, in which case you can take a hockey
stick or a credit back of it and whack them
around the head.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Legally, I think that's fair. Yeah, I think we've missed
the mark with this.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, we need to go back. This needs to go
back to Selete committee.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Jerry and Mini the Key breakfast.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I think it's time for the health corner this morning, gentlemen.
Can we start quickly? I wrote an update on the
pep tides. Did you do your peptonics yesterday?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Well, of course it is week four and the peptonic treatment,
and week four is the.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
First week of rest. I haven't a breather, yes, So
I believe you've got to do three. Then let the
scalp breathe. Three more scalp breathe.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
You get it, okay, and then that'll take us up
to three months and then we'll see where we sit.
And I'm going to just spend another one hundred and
seventy seven dollars baby hears, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
That's what you're after.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
That's the idea for your little baby hears on the
hairline and on the rough patch at the back.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
But the good news is though, with the particular peptide
that you're taking it, it does have a money back guarantee. Yeah,
so if you're not happy with the results, which I'm
feeling like at this stage you're not going to be,
then one hundred and seventy seven dollars you can.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Get that back. I reckon it'll be so easy to
get about it. They'll make it so easy four years
to do as well, they won't make it hard.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I guess it'll be like trying to unsubscribe from something
that you just can't unsay. I've got so many things
I'm trying to unsubscribe from it at all given times.
Because it turns out that whenever they ask you, whenever
you buy something and then at a shop and they say, oh,
what's your email addries, then that then means that they
start sending you crap.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
It's gotten so hard to buy things these days because
here into your email, just no, no, no, thank you. Here's
here's the cash. Just I want to be out of here.
I don't want taken cash. No, I no, no, sorry,
we don't accept cash. Well, what is happening here? Yeah?
What is happening?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well, I know it's happening the end times, it's the end.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
It's in stage capitalism. Okay, so pitsid's no real update
and a week off wristn rotation policy.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Right.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
So I was reading the story yesterday about the ozimpics
such a slash we go v slash. What do they
call them? The glp the glp ones, the glp ones, Yeah,
weight loss stroke, the weight loss strokes. So there was
a concern that potentially there may be a baby boom
because of the advent of these glp ones. And have
you noticed that, like everybody that was a body positivity
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campaigner in hollywoods and the music industry has gone real
quiet lately, and all of a sudden, everyone's skinny.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I've definitely noticed that everyone's skinny.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, everyone. It seems as on the jab at the moment.
So apparently there is they worried about a baby boom. Well,
if you heard that there's going to be a baby boom,
because of a zimbit. Why why would you think that.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I would have thought, well, you know, I think people
become more ready to probably make love more.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, that's that's what I thought as well, And I
think that's part of it. They can they've found parts
of themselves physically but also emotionally and spiritually sure that
they had lost for a while there, and they've lost
parts of themselves that they had gained for a while there.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, they probably feel more more cond naked exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
That's not strictly why they think this is going to happen,
although that would definitely be part of it. So what
happens is the way those drugs work as they slow
down the rate at which you're body absorbs nutrients and food,
and that's what makes you feel fuller for longer. But conversely,
what happens there is that it also slows down the
outtaking medicine. And so they're worried that contraceptive PILs may
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not work because you're in any sort of oral medication
that you're taking that's going to slow down the absorption
of that, okay, and so potentially there could be if
you you know, getting past the goalkeeper, Okay, Look medically
that does make sense. But I think your theory is
a bit closer to the I.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Think so, and that's fine, Like you can like the
you know, nothing wrong with having babies on GP ones,
Well I have any effect?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
We don't guess. I guess we don't know yet. I
guess we'll find out. But yeah, that's what they reckon
the zimpic baby. But will they be skinny babies too?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I'm on that that's probably the opposite.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Jerry and Mini, the Hodarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Jeremy Wells and the nistu it the Hodarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Something popped up on my social media feed this weekend
that I wanted to address with you guys, because it's
something I don't think I could do, and I don't.
I can't understand. Why do you think you could beat
an exact clone of yourself in a fight that's just
exactly you, physically, mentally, spiritually if you believe in that?
Would you both be naked if you can be If
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you'd like to know gloves you don't have to gloves?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah? Or UFC puts some mondies on and some gloves. OK,
let's go us, okay us?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Would that make a difference for you, jerryus naked, would
yourself or it would fight?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
It would because I think if I was fighting myself, but.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
My would my clone have my like tendencies? Yet? Well
not fight style?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
No, would my clone have my mental ability?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Would my my clone is a sentient desire?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, okay, it's just you. That's super interesting.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
All over it? Do you think you could beat it?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Because I if I was fighting myself, I'd be looking
at myself thinking, oh my god, look at you.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Look, especially if I was not look at you. Look
at you? Do you look like an old man?
Speaker 5 (27:03):
There?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
You're hobbling around your stuff as a board, you know,
And that would play on my mind as I was
trying to fight myself.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yeah, yeah, I know. I don't. I don't know what
it is, but I don't think I could beat myself
an exactly one myself in a fight. And I don't
know what that says about the way I think about myself.
But if it's the exact same person, how do you
think do you think you could beat yourself.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm going to get myself here. Yeah, I'm gonna smash this.
I'm going to smash myself in the face.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I don't. I don't know. I don't. I just don't
think I could so a sixer on three for three.
Oh hell yeah, I know all that little bitch's weaknesses.
I'll fold his clothes while he's wearing them. Yeah, the
problem is yours.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
He knows yours as well, so hoo's gonna I mean,
it's surely it would be just a matter of luck.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, or skill.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I don't know, do you I've got the same amount
of skill.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
This is what I mean. I think this says a
lot about how you think about yourself, Like, do you
think you're generally better or worse that I people? I
think that's basically what it comes down to.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I grew up with a few twins, identical twins over
the years.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, that's a betther way to test it.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yes, And it was super interesting because you know, when
you first get to know them, you can't tell them apart.
And this is my experience anyway, you can't tell them apart,
and it just takes a week while and then when
you get to know them they are very different and
you work out and it gets to a point where
you can tell them not only tell their voices apart.
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You know, when they're not even in the room, but
you can if they at a distance and walking away
from the gate, you can tell the difference between them
that it's remarkable. But what I have noticed is watching
those identical twins grow up, they don't look they get
less and less like each other over time. Yeah, for sure,
which is super interesting. I mean, I know one set
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of identical twins and one of them has here and
one doesn't.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Been to Turkey. Okay, well that's a giveaway. Shout out
to the two twins I went to UNI with who
purposely made sure they had different haircuts at all times.
Oh that's a great idea, because they were about as
identical as as twins come. That's good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I also played cricket with an identic set of identical
twins and one of them and they had very different
bowling actions, like so different they couldn't be more opposite.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Now, any of these sets of twins, did you see
them have a scrap? Yep? Did you yep? Who won? Well?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Always there was always in terms I went to boarding
school with these twins and that, and the older twin
was always the dominant in terms of physically, and the
younger twin was always always scared of the older twin got.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
All the milk. Yeah, older by four minutes, so he's
going to dust you. A few texts comes through on
three four eight three. Yep, you're gonna fifty to fifty
charts against the clone of yourself. Yep. The trick is
the other guy also thinks he's going to lose. So
because I think I don't think I could beat a
an identical clone of myself. But then also that clone
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of me doesn't think that it could beat me either.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, I can see you doing a ring actually and
just sizing each other up and just just getting your distance.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Well, we're both going to be sitting up with the
jam and want to walk into another cup, but we'll
both know that that's impossible. And Richard said, how would
you even know if you did when you could be
the clone?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
A good point. You have to have different colored undis on.
The only way.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
I reckon you could beat a clone yourself.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Right, kept open mentally degradated through their childhood or is
it just me?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
No, I have.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Jerry in the night the hod I keep breakfast.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
So we're debating this morning, not even debating, that's just
a question for you to ponder in your own mind
and come up with the answer for yourself. Do you
think you could beat yourself an exact clone of yourself
in a fight, Because I don't think I could. You
don't think you could.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
No, I think i'd find are weird? Really trying to
smack my own face?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
On that part I'll be fine with. Really, I'd look
across the cage and go, I hate that guy. There's
no one I hate more. I'm going to dust them.
I think I find it.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I think I find it hard to sing there about
about anyone.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
But that's me. Yeah, a few ticks coming through on
three four eight three. Coachler reckons. It's either really competitive
and we're scrap into the death, or we both can't
be bothered and we hit out to get a bowl
of fries. On the body side, I don't mind that.
What about this one? How how about could you beat
your younger self in a fight? And how young would
you want to go to be absolutely sure of a win? Ah,
(31:38):
this is super interesting. This happens in a lot of households.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
As you you know, when you're in terms of your father,
your point is the way it isn't that you know.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
That's that's true.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
There's a there's an age where as a father, Yeah
I got I've got my son.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
And there's an age of the son where and generally
it's early. It's always always too early.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Many and many a young man's made that mistake.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Oh yeah, because it's a battle of wells. I tried
it last year. Yeah, it's a battle of wells. It is. Okay,
So that one is that one is quite easily tested.
The thirteen year old Jerry. Would you would you go
oh hopeless? Yeah, I'd smack the crap out of them?
What age? What age would you least like to scrap yourself?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Probably twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, I've been doing a bit of bit of a
cocoa that sage to put on a bit of way
does one hundred k?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah? I had a bit of power there. Okay, Uh,
he hadn't one that At what age do you would
you be able to beat a glone of yourself?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
I don't know, because I've gone really uncoordinated through most
of my life, but it's probably down to a mental thing.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Did you have like one summer where you were real coordinated? Oh?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
No, but probably probably the summer around two thousand to
two thousand and one, I was actually cut, so maybe
that version of myself would take me now.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Actually, I'm just imagining the cut version of you in
two thousands.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
I looked, Sack, have you got photos?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
I look, I can probably find some. I don't look
the same as I look now. Who do I look like?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
I look like a version of myself that you'd see
in one of those fear ground in Merry fun House
Maria very strange. Okay, Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I wonder how i'd go against the me that could
see his top two ebs.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
He probably dustly, I don't know, would though the power
and also just I don't know, just general while well
as a crucial.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah, I think he'd have a bit more will the
fire's gone? After the fight finishes, would one have to
do a citizens arrest? On the other Mark said, I
think we had a new segment in this who could
and I have beaten a fight? And the yes corner
birds and ten year olds and the no corner himself. Yeah,
that's true, that's true, the man in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I often think about this in terms of at what
age would you least like to face your own bowling,
which is the same sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
That's yeah eighteen, yeah nineteen for me, I get better
with age.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Jerry and the hot Key Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
I actually performed a feat of low range masculinity yesterday.
This is something that we've talked about before on the show.
Something that I think why I wanted to bring it
to this forum is because the point of a low
range masculinity feet is that you don't bring it up
because then it kind of undermines the low range masculinity
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of it. So the first one was I got deathly
circlele we were on holiday, keep it to myself, visited
every public toilet between Couldgie and BONDI strong keep it
under my lege, and nobody knew about it. Nobody knew
about it, but it was burning a hole in me.
I had to tell someone. So I told you guys.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah, okay, think so does Jeff your partners still not
know about it?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
She still doesn't know about that. Do you want me
to flicker a text or something? Hey, just so you
know your man's going through a lot for you when
things that when a tough.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, just just know, let me know and I'll flock
her that tick.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Hey, he's really been going through a lot. I just
so you know, yesterday's one she knew about when I
did it. But also someone else in the public saw
me do it and congratulated me on it while I
was doing it. So yesterday we went and watched The
Odyssey at the at the Movies, parked up in the
old recliner seats. Don't shining a black light over those things.
Long boring? Not boring might have been long, didn't lose
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my interest. Well, I really enjoyed it. Yeah, good, good,
good film. Uh and bucket of popcorn. Anyway, we've the
movie finished and we walked outside and it was raining.
Side of it actually started hailing in Auckland at one
point yesterday, and that point was as soon as we
finished the movie. Now, at that stage, the message had
driven us to the to the movies. That's why the
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car was parked on the opposite side of the parking lot.
Me old have parked bit closer. That's not that's not
the issue here. That seems like an issue. Not an issue.
It seems like a well it becomes an issue because
it's now haling side way and as I'm standing here
looking at it, like holy, this guy walks out of
the movie theater next to me, and he just swears
he said what Luke Metcalf said when he tore his handstring. Okay,
And then he's like, how am I gonna get to
(36:10):
my car? So I know the same thing, and so
Missus puts her hood up. We're about to brave it.
I was like, hey, give me the keys, I'll go
get the car. I'll pull up front, and I'll come
and get you. Ah. She gives me the keys and
I run. I'm in like sandals and socks. So I
get absolutely drenched and I just bolt and I look
over to my left as I'm running across the parking lot.
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The guy who walked out of the movies with me
is running across the parking lot too to try and
get to his car. And he and as I'm running
because he heard the whole exchange with me and that
miss he goes, you're good man, bro. And I went
and got the car, pulled up, curbed it so she
didn't get to drop a rein on her, packed her up,
and drove her home. Said nothing about how chivalrous. And
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they say it's Deard.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Coming up with Jerry, and and I are I have
always liked that thing though as well, coming out of
a movie, and if it's a day movie, like it
was mainly set in the day, and then you go
out this night and you get that shock that you've
been living in the days for some time, or vice
versa when you've been at the pub too long.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Jerry and Leni for the Hodarchy Breakfast Daily.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show
The Darkey Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
A half baked idea to share with you gentlemen after
I went to a bar on the weekend. It's safe, weird, okay,
so they want to sponsor the show. But the bar
was packed to watch the Warriors, and there were only
two staff manning the bar itself, you know what I mean.
And it meant that the queues had spilled out into
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where everyone was sitting to watch the game because they
were you had to wait for that long frustratingly. I
went to go and get a round of drunks, and
took me so long to get to the front of
the bar, front of the queue that I forgot what
my misses had ordered. And I got back to the table.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I know, I know, And you lift your phone at
the table with your partner phone on you.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Sorry, not what she wanted to get. I forgot that
you wanted to get anything, mania, Stuart. I forgot about
her entirely midnight. Wow. I've been trying to erase her. Wow.
But I got back to the table, I was like, ah,
I forgot your drunk. As soon as I got back there,
a tune up with three drinks for yourself. Yeah, anything, Well,
I just put a joke for the table and then
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I was like, oh, that's right, just been difficult tonight,
and so I got back there. Now bear in mind,
I've just been standing in that queue for about half
an hour. I am a blood red mad because I'm
watching what's going on here and they are not like
how I've never worked behind a bar, but it would
stress me to bits to look over that bar and
see one hundred and fifty people queuing, I'd be like, hey,
we at a hand here.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Well, there's something that's gone wrong there. As a person
who's arroved in the hospitality industry, because what you want
is you basically want to serve drinks as quick as
you can.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Because you make money.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
The more drinks you get out, obviously, the more money
you make, particularly if you've got a crowd bet are there,
because as well, if you get one drink and then
you can't go back for another one, it takes too long.
You're going to even go somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
So I get back there and I said to her,
I'm so sorry, I've forgotten your drink, and she goes, oh,
that's all good, you can just go back and get
it now. I was like, oh, no, you like you're
aware of the half hour it's just taken me to
get that one. I was like, yeah, you know what,
I am in the wrong here. I have forgotten her drink.
I think she's not clocked that it's going to cost
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me another half hour of my life just to get
this one drink. I mean, it is your mistake, but
it is my mistake. So I went back there and
it took me another half hour. Now there was a
guy I think I missed kick off because of it.
There was there was a guy standing in front of
me who was complaining about the cue as well. And
then what I what I noticed was so people were
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queuing for like half an hour to get to the
front of this queue to order their drinks, and then
the bartend will go what do you have to go? Oh?
Oh no oh, I don't know, Oh no oh, what
do I want? What kind of why? Oh? What do
you and that it's just about sitting over the edge.
So I was like, I feel like there needs to
be a shock clock on orders at bars. So you
walk up next person, you hit the buzzer, You've got
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twenty four seconds to make your order.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Otherwise the back of the queue. I don't mind this idea, Yes,
And you know what, A similar situation occurred to me
over the weekend when I was waiting in a queue
for drive through fast food and I was behind someone
and I don't know who they were ordering for, but boy,
it was a big order.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Either that or they were doing I reckon, I'm not joking.
I reckon. It took I'm gonna say, five minutes.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Five minutes. I was behind a car that's not fast food.
And then when we got to the thing, then obviously
the order took ages as well. And there are particular
fast food places to take longer than other, so you
can imagine which one this was. For some reason, they
never had that many people working inside of the store.
But I thought there needs to be some kind of
restriction here, yep, sure, or maybe you can order a
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hit if you've got if you're ordering for you know,
fifty eight people. But at top so long the shot
clock would be great.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Yeah, situation I think so too, because just the queue
there to go to a bar and then spend most
of the time just standing in queue to get you
drink infuriating. And when people get to the front of
the queue that they've been standing in for half an
hour and don't know what they want to order, back
to the back of the queue. Brother, haven't think about it.
I reckon, I know which bar this was, by the way.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Jerry and Midnight. The hold I key breakfast.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Three hundred and fifty dollars Bunnings about you is up
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think you can answer three questions out of five, get
the correct and forty five seconds.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Let's injective of capital into the capitol. Sam from Wellington,
Good morning, how are you going? What school will you
be representing this morning? Good morning, guys, I'm representing half
on your college. Any famous alumni from the Hot of
Fine College.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
I could be wrong, but maybe Carlos Spencer. I feel
like cal He's the most famous person full stop from
the Hot of Finea.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah, must be right up until Sam one three hundred
fifty dollars worth the Buddings Vouchers on a half past
breakfast show you, Samy. I presume you understand how this works.
Five questions? Get three right? You win the three fifty yep? Okay? Question.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Did Mike Minogue also go to Hotophanuel College?
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I believe he went to is hotophane of College?
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Is that in Levin Sam? Yep? Okay? May may well have?
Did you grow up in Levin Sam? Oh?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I grew up all over the ship?
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Okay? He went Livin Vida Loca. Okay, seem ready to go?
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
All right?
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Question number one.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Jonathan Taylor Thomas provided the voice of which character in
the nineteen ninety four film The Lion King.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Somber? Yeah? Correct? What is the capital of Jamaica? Oh? No,
it's Kingston. Serge Tankian is the singer of what band
Regian's Machine?
Speaker 1 (43:14):
No, it's system of a Down. You've got to get
these ones right. How long is the shot clock in
the NBA. Yes it is, who played Phoebe Buffet and
the TV series Friends.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
For the one.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
It Lisa could row for the win, Sam from Wellington
representing Hot of Fenewa College, You've done very well. The
won three hundred and fifty dollars worth of Bunning's about
to you on the Matt Rushmore of that high school
tell Jerry and.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
The Night The Hocky Breakfast Sports Chat with acc head
g Laane taught to you by export Ultra the bell
for him.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
I've got some news for you acc here. G Lane
is not going to be talking about sport today because
I've decided that it doesn't matter what he thinks about
Luke Metcalf's injury situation.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Well, it's heartbreaking for Luke Mtcalf. Isn't it to do
a hammy? I don't think I've seen someone do their
ham kicking a goal before.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Oh really, I have seen it. But you've got to
say when he turned around all of a sudden and
went because I thought at first when he dropped that
massive F bomb, I thought that it was because it
was such a horrific looking cake. But it went over
and then I thought, oh, that's an interesting reaction to
that and then as he started to lamp I was like, oh, no,
he's done his hammy.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yeah, he'd just be human because the timeline from you know,
twenty twenty three that up the Wars season and then
he broke his leg that year, Then he came back
the next year, then did an acl last.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Year, and then he's going to be asking some questions.
I feel for him today because he's definitely going to
be going what is wrong with my body?
Speaker 3 (44:55):
And then a hammy earlier on in the season, then
he comes back, has that game last week, he's like, sweet,
we're back hammy again. So heartbreaking, annoyingly. So what happened
What we did with subs then was Chance moved into
six Shanell Harris Devita was our half back, and then
Tante to it and he went to fall back And
you'd think that's what they would have done again this
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week if they had the chance. But Chance, because of
that hip drop, means he won't be playing next week.
So what do they do at halfback? What do they
do at five eight? I mean, this is the this
is the big question. They just got to have that
next man up mentality. They're gonna have that next man
up mentality. I think there's a couple of things they
need to do. The first is, obviously Chanelle's going to
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play halfback. That's what he did for that last game.
I don't know exactly who they're going to play at six.
I've got a working theory that it actually doesn't matter
because our fward pack's that good. You could play Jeremy
Wells at six and we'll probably still go, right, I
don't think so, or you know, do Stacy Jones put
the boots on for one last run? He has been
talking about ESJ coming back. Yeah, shawne j yep. But
(46:00):
so here's the other thing that I think needs to
happen as well. So then Chanelle was kicking for us
on the weekend. I don't know that he loves kicking.
I pride myself on being a bit of a body
language doctor. When he looks at the posts every now
and then, he squints like oh, and it's the same
look I have when I look up at I'm playing
golf and I look up in the greens way further
away than I thought, and I'm like, oh, you're saying
(46:22):
he needs context potentially, or we just need a different kicker.
And I think that kirker could be Jacob Laban. So,
I don't know if you've noticed, for the last couple
of weeks, Jacob Laban's been taking the kickoffs for us.
Have you noticed that? Yeah, yeah, so he's been kicking
off so he's obviously got it in him and he
is pounding them too.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
I say, give the ball back to Barnett.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Well he much.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Barnett used to kick goal.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
He used to kick for the Nights, but he had
an operation on his groin, which means he can't kick anymore. Okay,
or at least he doesn't like to. But yeah, I'm
with that either of them. You say that.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
But there was a video going around a social media
last week, and I think it was Laban and Mitch
Barnett both kicking from the sideline.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
They both got it. Yeah, it's so fact. Go from
that one clip now they never missed.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I think Sheel has Staveda's boots are too big. I
think he's that's his problem with his kicking, is that
his boots are just about half sized too big.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
And I was just looking at them last week because
like you got massive, either you got messive feet or
your boots are too big.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Well, he's still a puppy, you know, he's going to
grow into a pretty big dog. So maybe that's part
of it as well. Maybe, although Ruddy, you've got giant
feet too. How do you go kicking gold kicking? I couldn't.
He wouldn't know which footy kicks with.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
See this thing here that's about six foot two. I
couldn't get it over there, and it's right in front
of me.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
I'm saying a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Obviously, big game coming up with the All Blacks this weekend.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
This is huge.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
This tour of South Africa, Ruby's greatest rivalry Old School tour.
Three matches in the in the Republic and then and
then one match in Balti, one that nobody cares about.
They've tacked on, which is annoying. But I'm looking here,
what does the tab say, because they generally know what's
going on. They've got New Zealand at two eighty at
the moment in South Africa to dollar Ford to win
(48:01):
the series.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
No first test, first test? What are first test?
Speaker 1 (48:05):
First testers and first testers in Johannesburg at Alice Alice
Park elis pork Yeah, Porcus, it's known so Dollar forty
two to to eighty to eighty to eighty men, I
too long, too long for I think we're gonna win
three out of these four tests.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I've been saying this for the longest time. I think
that the gap is nowhere near as wide as people
think it is. I think that the game is moving
away from South Africa. I think that Dave Rennie has
a plan to combat all of the things that South
Africa do so well, and they will not change the
game plan.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Okay, so we mark that down at eight fifty eight.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Put the house on it. Money for jam it can't fail,
Free money.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Seventeenth Monday, the seventeenth of August twenty twenty six. That
was what Mni Stewart said. We'll see how that goes
next Monday.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Interesting I've been playing. I've been saying that for months
three three one to the All Blacks.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Nice to have your company this morning. Give us a
call now, R eight hundred headache. If you want to
kick things off, which song you want to go with?
Manaia's song or my song? Of course Rob has been
calling in in the last what week? Yeah, so if
you want to beat Rob and decide which song we
kick things off with, then please give us a call now,
oh eight hundred.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Headache, Robert the selector. Yeah, this is born out of
the fact that what was it a couple of weeks ago, Jerry,
where the Ink give us song kicked the show off?
And you're like, what happened this morning? From a playlist standpoint,
can never happen again? It must never happen again. We thought, wy,
don't we just pick a song each and then that
way we can't lose whichever song they picked sweetest. It's
(00:56):
been a better way to start the show than than not.
I want to you want to suggest yours?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yes, here we go. This is what I think we
should kick things off with a c DC break.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Great way to start a Monday morning to bed from me, Jerry,
give me wolf Mother Woman. Seems sexist.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
And it's very inclusive and and I actually, Jerry back off.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I was going to say, your sounded racist. It's not
up to us. Let's go to Speed. Who's online? One?
Good on in Speed, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Make sure that there is more than one person listen.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, we're starting to wonder that there's at least to Speed.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You've got the honors. You're taking the kick off.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Do you want to go ac DC back in black
or do you want to go wolf Mother Woman?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
There we go, Speed, don't go wrong. Good on your
Speed mate, have a lovely day Speed.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well now we got the nickname Speed Joe. There's actually
three people listening this morning. Oliver's on the line as well.
Morning Oliver, what would you have gone with?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Really, I didn't. I didn't get it. I don't bet
you wanted to go to it. Okay, all right, thanks
very much, Oliver. There's at least three people listening this morning.
Although we didn't hear from Robert, might be.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Too Jerry and Leni they breakfast in par.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Sex on the hard Achi Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Big fans of that song. There Jerry song's texture and said,
duck stepping while I brushed my teeth, absolute banger. Why
did you toothbrush? I don't know. It was just too
boring for sixteen boring. We're just gonna read the weather report.
Think's to boring? You should know that you over two
years shoul. I don't know. I like to hold myself
(02:55):
to a person no good. Usually I like to keep
it's a high level content, like low range feats of
vascularity or swift justice. That's going up later. Now, Yeah,
we'll get to that. No, I got electric toothbrush? Ah yeah,
well come, first ever electric toothbrush. Welcome at thirty five
(03:18):
years of age. Well, I'm gonna be honest. It's one
of those things where Jesus, I wish I'd known about
electric toothbrushes. You know, ten years ago, I think my
teeth would be a bitter shape. I feel like I've
been brushing my teeth with a stick up.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Until your teeth will never when you brush it with
a manual toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Your teeth will never feel clean again. I felt like
Harry Potter when he found out that he could do
magic with his wander, was like.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh yeah, you get your tongue and you rub it
around your your teeth after you've used an eleterature, whether
you're like whoa, I feel like I've just looked out
of a salon.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
My god, I've got a different shin. I've just had
a coffee. But they were a different shade when I
went to bed last night. It's it's pretty flash to
It's like, which one did you go with? It's oral B,
not an ad but reach out oral B yep, And
it's it's when you push down. An issue with people
(04:11):
brushing their teeth just boring for six It was too
boring for sixteen, but six twelve it's coming right. All
good people push too hard and it pushes their gums back.
That's an issue with brushing your teeth. And so this
one it's got a censor thing on it, and so
if you're pushing too hard, it goes read and if you're
not pushing hard enough, the light goes white. Wow. And
(04:33):
then if you're bang on it goes green. Ah. Yeah,
it's coaching. Then it buzzes. So it's got four different
sections you know of your mouth, bottom, left, bottom, right,
blah blah blah, and it buzzes when it's time to
move on from that section. So make sure that you
are spending enough time brushing it just it literally calls
it coaching.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, well, my one does a bit of a mountain
when you need to sort of change from the top
to the b.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Move on, play shirt the girl, gu move on, move on.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
So you go from the top to the bottom. Mine
does that, but it does doesn't coach the hardness. What
you do need to do just a little tip here,
a little brush and too boring. You've just got to
angle up slightly. So your angle up towards the gum,
because you actually want those bristles just going into the
but you don't want it sort of eating away you go.
(05:28):
But so you don't need to just go touch each
tooth one two three, touch each tooth one two three
as you work your way around.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, that was a bit of a learning for me.
You don't brush now, you don't one to two seconds
on each tooth.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yep, let the let the toothbrush do the work.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
The toothbrush do the work. It's like it's like your
driver swinging with the driver. Let let the club do
the work.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
There will be some bits that will be difficult to
get to, like for example, you're if you're right handed,
the bed on the right bottom side ends up being problematic.
So you can change hand to do that. My myness
has talked to me about that.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I've done. If I'm up to switch and hands, I know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Well, this is when you start to get and then
also as you start to get a bit older, you
start to do other magic tricks. For example, I now
brush my teeth standing on one foot, okay, and so
as you I'm approaching fifty, so you've got to start
thinking about you, about your neural plasticity.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
So I do I do so boring for sex?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Four top top top things on the right and then
bottom on the left.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, just absolutely changing. And then when when you finish
you turn it off. You know it does all the
different colors. It does like a little light show for you.
Does so now I look dounbe well, yeah, get on
you little pat on the back out of wood. You've
gotta be a change man. Yeah I am. I'm not
too boring. For Joy mcdougals ticks on three for three,
great chat. New Zealanders need more dental cur advice. I
don't think they need it from us, though, should we do?
(06:55):
Like oral hygiene six fourteen? Every day? Right? I never
did get my wisdom teeth pulled out? Is that gonna
be a problem down the track?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Jerry and Midnight the hod Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
We never got to do the rounds. It was too
exciting for sex twelve. The rounds is pretty bloody. Got
at sex eighteen.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You want to do the rounds right, Well, we've got
to do the rounds. To do the rounds.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
From all the way in the south and the cargo
ten degrees today a barmie ten and looking quite nice too.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
That is barmie this morning. And I thought, I feel like,
and again this is very auk concentric, just because that's
where it was on the weekend, but I felt like
when it was over, you know, birds are chirping, There
was that, there was that sort of feeling in the ears,
a little bit of warmth. Brother in law made my lawns.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I don't think they were feeling that in South Island.
And I just have just refreshed my met service. I
think that was the one that was left over from
Friday because now that from Thursday, because now that I
refreshed it, it's like, oh okay, quite cold. Because I
looked up there and it was like Aucklumber was eight.
It was like, that makes more sense now in Vicargo four. Yeah,
I go false to people, false hope to people in
(08:10):
the mcago Franny zero.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Why does Franny get a star on that map? That's
what I can't figure out.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, if you're looking for Fanny, come to Frannie. You
know that that's always been the saying. It's always been
the same. It's the population of Franny well at quadruples
every day because you get the from four to sixteen.
I don't want to call them Vagina liners, but I
will coming through there the Key we Experienced buses And
I once went down there and we did a bit
(08:38):
of filming there and went to the bar and was
chatting to one of the bartenders, and he was the
guy that said, if you're looking for Fanny, come to Franny.
He said, the only reason he lives down there is
because the KEYWI Experienced bus has just come through, he said.
Every day a new bus. He said, every day, every
day bus. And he said, and they want a key
we experience. And he said, and I'm here to offer.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It to them. I am here to offer it to them.
He's a hero and he am. Yeah. I knew a guy.
Well I still know, but I don't think he works
with them anymore. But he drove those buses. Oh yeah,
for a long time he was of no fixed abode
(09:19):
fair enough yep, yep they yep.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
They provide a service and it extends beyond just driving.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Never it's never occurred to me, am man, the key
experience he may have been providing. Ahmen.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
So this guy, yeah, this guy was just hanging out
at friends Joseph and serving some drinks and providing services
free free services.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Well I wouldn't want to charge, they were free, but
he just said they just every day there's a new
one bus yep yea. And but too much competition in Queenstown.
So he's found a little niche in the market, which
is Franny. You know what they've earned this spot on
(10:04):
that map. I was wondering why the weather map had
a spot for Franny. Now why that's why?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So having a look up and Nelson zero good on
Nelson at Queenstown minus four, team that do minus one,
Christitch minus one. So that cold air that TV and
Z with a man Dan Corbett has been talking about
really making its way up the country.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Can I test the correlation between kite Tire and Daneda
You certainly can, which I think has been I think
at the moment, because we're starting to shift from winter,
I think I don't know if it's as accurate anymore.
But I used to have the theory that Daneta and
kait Tyre always had the same temperature.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
What is what's kite tire? Kit Tire is currently nine.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Nine give me seven for Donners nine.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh, correlations theory checks out. Whether southerly, it seems to
work out.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
For some reason, it's when that warm, when Kier gets
that warm wind, Yeah, then it's all out of whack.
But yeah, for whatever reason, Klytians and Eden, yeah, in
winter have the same climate.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And if you're on the channels listening to the show eight,
or if you're interested in what's happening in the chatter,
it's more mild out there.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It's interesting.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Actually, you never get the minuses like you do obviously
in your inland areas. Looking around Wellington and Barmi six
Napes three, Hamilton are Cool four and New Plums seven. Sonny,
though it looks like some good weather other than the
East coast.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
A few showers going up there.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But I did look ahead and exciting news. If you're
planning any outdoor activities over the next week, yes, pretty
much the whole country for seven days no rain.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh brilliant. So we've got a blind melon. That's right.
They call it a blind melon in the industry. Yep.
Text from Will only at six twenty am. Could you
get away with this kind of chat? I don't know.
Did we get to wear with that? I don't know.
I don't think we did.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
My brother drive Kentucky buses for seven years and his
wife used to drive key experienced buses in great yards.
I bet tring up for the radio, though, I don't
know if that ask each other about those yards and
you wouln't want to.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Jerry and the Night The Darchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Six thirty one on the Hierarchy Breakfast Time for you
later sport headlines thanks to export Ultra the beer for here.
The Warriors at third on the NRL Ladder level with
the second place Panthers on thirty six points and two
behind the leading roosters. This week, they'll be dealing with
Luke Metcalfer's handstring injury, a probable Charns Nickel Klockstar band
(12:39):
for a hip drop tackle, and one thousand dollar fines
for Tannastower Smith and Jacob labor.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I'll be interested to see how they deal with those
one thousand dollar fines for Tannas Stale Smith and Jacob
lab and what impact that's going to have on the
wider team.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
They to kilous high tackle for Stowis Smith, meaningful minutes
and dangerous contact for Jacob Laban.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
A couple of issues with that. First off, where does
that money go when they get fined A thousand dollars
goes to what Peter Bland, It goes to.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
His slow grogging cant Yeah, okay, I'm again with the
doing a good job.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I don't know that hitting them in the pocket is
the is the move? Is it? Particularly when it's just
like incidental head high It's like I didn't mean dude.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, It's like for those guys, it's like taking their
car to get serviced and there being a couple of
things that they need.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
To sort out. Yeah, surely the club sorts that out,
don't they. They probably do. It's like, oh, you've been fined
a thousand dollars. By the way, your parking is free
for this year.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
How do you feel about the chance nickel clock star
hip drop tackle?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah? How do I feel about it? May have won
us the game. I think I couldn't have to do
a nicer guy na that by definition, that's two to
three weeks. They take those pretty seriously. They do take
those very seriously. They are quite destructive. Classic Reese Walsh ego.
(14:04):
He stayed on the field the very next play he
was hobbling on one forty throzen and sibped akp runs
one hundred meters in scores. It's like, this is why
he gues sucked this year.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, I mean while the Dragons have offered a glimpse
of a brighter future. Despite being odds on to finish
seventeenth and last this season, they beat the Tigers twenty
four to twenty two to wrap up around twenty four.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Good on your look, Metcalff, I failed.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The Dragon Slayers. They've they've beaten some big teams, Begans,
haven't they coming?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Good? Have they have who did they beat the other week?
They've bet they bet someone. I refuse to watch their games.
Uh look, Metcalfe, I feel so sorry for they're poor Barsard.
I mean, just hand me after hammy after hammy. This
is what happened when he came back at the start
of this year. So he came back from that ACL
and then immediately did his hammy in the second game
that he's come back from doing his hammy and he's
(14:50):
done his hammy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I don't like his use of language, to be honest. Yeah,
as a father of two two impressionable children. Yes, I
saw him clearly say the will I was going to say.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I hope mom didn't see that. They were getting told
off after that.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
A clutch sideline conversion from fullback Jimmy Taylor after full time.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Well that's an odd time to kick.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Has seen South from upset Wakoto thirty two to thirty
one and Rugby's MPC and the mccargoll teenager.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Still that kid too, really, Jimmy Taylor, Jimmy t Yep.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's the stags first one in almost six years. A
high scoring contest saw Tasmond Michael overcome Counties Monico fifty
points to thirty five in the NPC This evening, tonight,
this evening is it?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
See I knew it was scripted. See they've already released
the scores for tonight.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Wowicular and former Australian cricket captain Ricky Ponting claims the
Test side needs to change in the top order. After
a nine wicket lost to Bangladeship Darwin, the visitors chased
fifty seven runs for victory.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
On the fourth day.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Now, so you're huge for Bangladesh that ended up winning
by nine wickets.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah. I don't want to I don't want to be ageist,
but there was not a single person that Australian cricket
team who was under thirty years old. So could that
potentially be their issue?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I mean, don't forget that Australian team won the Ashes.
That Australian team did they win? No, they didn't win
the World Test Championship South Africa this year, wasn't it right?
But they they're pretty good. I mean, I don't know.
They just obviously took Bangladesh too lightly and be English
has got four hundred and twenty six on the first
innings Australia's got one hundred ninety eight.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
That was the problem they were playing in Bangladesh to
be here as well. What we said before, Darwin is
technically a province of Bangladesh. Up next. Citizens arrests are
all they all, they all were all. I'm not the one.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Surely today is the day Who's going to be the first?
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Clearly true, Jerry and the Hotarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Citizens arrests are wrong. They'll be very long. They are
on And I.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Know that a whole lot of New Zealanders has just
been hanging out for this day. I've a mentioned Yeah,
I know people I have been because before if you
saw someone doing something illegal, you couldn't do anything about it.
You call one one one, the police were busy doing
something else. The people would get away.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
And I'm sick of them getting away. Yeah, I was hopeless. Look,
this is something that I've wanted to I've wanted to
do for a long time, longtime. Listens of the show
would be familiar with Swift Justice, which is my crime
fighting alter ego, my old mannered radio host by morning
but by about lunchtime, delivering vigilante justice from the driver's
side of the Suzuki Swift.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, when you say by about lunchtime, after we've had
a post show meeting, you've gone across the road to
the Creble Eggs, gone to the gym, and then got home.
Maybe I maybe hit the driving range on the way home.
And after that after that, well, yeah, if you're at
the driving range at like eleven twenty.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, I'll probably I'll probably be online about lunchtime. Yeah,
you won't answer the call. Well, I might need a
feed at lunchtime as well, But then I'll go out
and deliver some swift justice. And now, as of this morning,
it's going to be legal because you can you can
dish out. This is one of the craziest things I
think the government's ever brought in a citizens arrest. There's
a bunch of rules which will go through very shortly,
but I can. I can. I to my neighbor that
(18:11):
there's a car parking area at the back of my house.
My room sort of almost overhangs it. My neighbor has
started idling his car at four thirty. He would have
been sitting in the driveway for honestly forty minutes this morning.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
So he's turned on his car to warm it up
before he goes to work. Yeah, so the car is
nice and warm when he gets in it.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yep, so the car is idling, but then music blasting
as well. It's the most insane behavior. I think it's
the same person who's leaving the stuff on my lawn anyway,
that's really selfish. It's one of the most insane things
I think I've ever seen. It's like, turn that car
on and leave. Yeah, you don't warm up in a
(18:49):
a six car parking lot in central Auckland at four
thirty out on the farm. Maybe so can I citizens
arrest him? I think you can definitely go down and
ever I'm going to go down there. I'm going to
drag him out of his car. This is the citizens arrest.
I just think maybe some some questions. I'm going straight
to say, you're going to arrest him.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'm going to arrest You're gonna put his arm behind
his back?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah, put him on the ground. Well, so there's so
there's some rules. Rubbers facing the dirt. So there's some rules. Okay,
you can detain someone committing any offense under the Crimes Act,
which I don't. I'm not familial.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
I think idling a car at four point thirty with
the music. There is a crime. You must have reasonable
grounds to believe the person has committed an offense and
only used reasonable force. Is it reasonable for me to
drag him out of his car? Is that reason? I
don't think that's reasonable in that situation. Then I'm clearly
got to tell them that they you're being arrested and
then call one one one asap and follow police instructions. Ye,
(19:46):
not allowed to search them, so I can't.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Imagine doing a search on them, right, I'm searching you.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I'm searching it.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Okay, you've taken the citizens arrest too far?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah, so what so you're just a guy, So just
some guy, like, hey, cavity shirt, a little baggy in here.
I'll be taking that, thanks very much. I'm going to
be subjecting you to a cavity search this morning. I've
got gloves. I've got gloves. I've got a copy of
the Crimes Act, and now squat and cough for me.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So, once you've detained someone, you're responsible for their welfare
though until.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Police arrived to feed them.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
So so you're going to make sure you don't put
them into a dangerous position okay, upside down or something,
or maybe I don't know, holding them under under the
head underwater or something.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
What is that water boarding them?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So yeah, so this is a whole I'm sure this
had something to do with ram raids. I reckon, but
it was so long ago when people when was the
last ram raiders?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Me?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Or does no one report ram raids anymore? Because it's
not as interesting.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I have a suspicion that there were only about ten
kids doing ram raids and that once they rounded them
all up. It sweet. But doesn't this seem like the
most like like the you know, the cops aren't doing
a very good job, and so the government goes, let
you guys do it? Yeah, you know, why do I?
I already am overworoked thoughm a mild maned radio host
(21:11):
and also vigilante justice officionado. Now do I got to
be a cop too? You know? Don't that be someone
else's job?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Isn't the idea of this law wasn't it brought in?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Don't we? It seems like it's.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Not quite what we want because what we want is
for Darian is to be able to pick up cricket
bats and hit perpetrators over here. Yeah, legally, yep, isn't
that the idea? But where does it make provision for that?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Can we just write that and right at the bottom,
like you're not allowed to use excessive force unless you're
working at a dairy.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yep, and someone comes in and tries to steal stuff
off you, in which case you can take a hockey
stick or a credit back of it and whack them
around the head.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Legally, I think that's fair. Yeah, I think we've missed
the mark with this.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, we need to go back. This needs to go
back to Selete committee.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Jerry and Mini the Key breakfast.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I think it's time for the health corner this morning, gentlemen.
Can we start quickly? I wrote an update on the
pep tides. Did you do your peptonics yesterday?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Well, of course it is week four and the peptonic treatment,
and week four is the.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
First week of rest. I haven't a breather, yes, So
I believe you've got to do three. Then let the
scalp breathe. Three more scalp breathe.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
You get it, okay, and then that'll take us up
to three months and then we'll see where we sit.
And I'm going to just spend another one hundred and
seventy seven dollars baby hears, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
That's what you're after.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
That's the idea for your little baby hears on the
hairline and on the rough patch at the back.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
But the good news is though, with the particular peptide
that you're taking it, it does have a money back guarantee. Yeah,
so if you're not happy with the results, which I'm
feeling like at this stage you're not going to be,
then one hundred and seventy seven dollars you can.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Get that back. I reckon it'll be so easy to
get about it. They'll make it so easy four years
to do as well, they won't make it hard.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I guess it'll be like trying to unsubscribe from something
that you just can't unsay. I've got so many things
I'm trying to unsubscribe from it at all given times.
Because it turns out that whenever they ask you, whenever
you buy something and then at a shop and they say, oh,
what's your email addries, then that then means that they
start sending you crap.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
It's gotten so hard to buy things these days because
here into your email, just no, no, no, thank you. Here's
here's the cash. Just I want to be out of here.
I don't want taken cash. No, I no, no, sorry,
we don't accept cash. Well, what is happening here? Yeah?
What is happening?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well, I know it's happening the end times, it's the end.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
It's in stage capitalism. Okay, so pitsid's no real update
and a week off wristn rotation policy.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Right.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
So I was reading the story yesterday about the ozimpics
such a slash we go v slash. What do they
call them? The glp the glp ones, the glp ones, Yeah,
weight loss stroke, the weight loss strokes. So there was
a concern that potentially there may be a baby boom
because of the advent of these glp ones. And have
you noticed that, like everybody that was a body positivity
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campaigner in hollywoods and the music industry has gone real
quiet lately, and all of a sudden, everyone's skinny.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I've definitely noticed that everyone's skinny.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, everyone. It seems as on the jab at the moment.
So apparently there is they worried about a baby boom. Well,
if you heard that there's going to be a baby boom,
because of a zimbit. Why why would you think that.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I would have thought, well, you know, I think people
become more ready to probably make love more.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, that's that's what I thought as well, And I
think that's part of it. They can they've found parts
of themselves physically but also emotionally and spiritually sure that
they had lost for a while there, and they've lost
parts of themselves that they had gained for a while there.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, they probably feel more more cond naked exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
That's not strictly why they think this is going to happen,
although that would definitely be part of it. So what
happens is the way those drugs work as they slow
down the rate at which you're body absorbs nutrients and food,
and that's what makes you feel fuller for longer. But conversely,
what happens there is that it also slows down the
outtaking medicine. And so they're worried that contraceptive PILs may
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not work because you're in any sort of oral medication
that you're taking that's going to slow down the absorption
of that, okay, and so potentially there could be if
you you know, getting past the goalkeeper, Okay, Look medically
that does make sense. But I think your theory is
a bit closer to the I.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Think so, and that's fine, Like you can like the
you know, nothing wrong with having babies on GP ones,
Well I have any effect?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
We don't guess. I guess we don't know yet. I
guess we'll find out. But yeah, that's what they reckon
the zimpic baby. But will they be skinny babies too?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I'm on that that's probably the opposite.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Jerry and Mini, the Hodarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Jeremy Wells and the nistu it the Hodarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Something popped up on my social media feed this weekend
that I wanted to address with you guys, because it's
something I don't think I could do, and I don't.
I can't understand. Why do you think you could beat
an exact clone of yourself in a fight that's just
exactly you, physically, mentally, spiritually if you believe in that?
Would you both be naked if you can be If
(26:18):
you'd like to know gloves you don't have to gloves?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah? Or UFC puts some mondies on and some gloves. OK,
let's go us, okay us?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Would that make a difference for you, jerryus naked, would
yourself or it would fight?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
It would because I think if I was fighting myself, but.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
My would my clone have my like tendencies? Yet? Well
not fight style?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
No, would my clone have my mental ability?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Would my my clone is a sentient desire?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, okay, it's just you. That's super interesting.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
All over it? Do you think you could beat it?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Because I if I was fighting myself, I'd be looking
at myself thinking, oh my god, look at you.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Look, especially if I was not look at you. Look
at you? Do you look like an old man?
Speaker 5 (27:03):
There?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
You're hobbling around your stuff as a board, you know,
And that would play on my mind as I was
trying to fight myself.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yeah, yeah, I know. I don't. I don't know what
it is, but I don't think I could beat myself
an exactly one myself in a fight. And I don't
know what that says about the way I think about myself.
But if it's the exact same person, how do you
think do you think you could beat yourself.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm going to get myself here. Yeah, I'm gonna smash this.
I'm going to smash myself in the face.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I don't. I don't know. I don't. I just don't
think I could so a sixer on three for three.
Oh hell yeah, I know all that little bitch's weaknesses.
I'll fold his clothes while he's wearing them. Yeah, the
problem is yours.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
He knows yours as well, so hoo's gonna I mean,
it's surely it would be just a matter of luck.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, or skill.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I don't know, do you I've got the same amount
of skill.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
This is what I mean. I think this says a
lot about how you think about yourself, Like, do you
think you're generally better or worse that I people? I
think that's basically what it comes down to.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I grew up with a few twins, identical twins over
the years.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, that's a betther way to test it.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yes, And it was super interesting because you know, when
you first get to know them, you can't tell them apart.
And this is my experience anyway, you can't tell them apart,
and it just takes a week while and then when
you get to know them they are very different and
you work out and it gets to a point where
you can tell them not only tell their voices apart.
(28:27):
You know, when they're not even in the room, but
you can if they at a distance and walking away
from the gate, you can tell the difference between them
that it's remarkable. But what I have noticed is watching
those identical twins grow up, they don't look they get
less and less like each other over time. Yeah, for sure,
which is super interesting. I mean, I know one set
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of identical twins and one of them has here and
one doesn't.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Been to Turkey. Okay, well that's a giveaway. Shout out
to the two twins I went to UNI with who
purposely made sure they had different haircuts at all times.
Oh that's a great idea, because they were about as
identical as as twins come. That's good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I also played cricket with an identic set of identical
twins and one of them and they had very different
bowling actions, like so different they couldn't be more opposite.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Now, any of these sets of twins, did you see
them have a scrap? Yep? Did you yep? Who won? Well?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Always there was always in terms I went to boarding
school with these twins and that, and the older twin
was always the dominant in terms of physically, and the
younger twin was always always scared of the older twin got.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
All the milk. Yeah, older by four minutes, so he's
going to dust you. A few texts comes through on
three four eight three. Yep, you're gonna fifty to fifty
charts against the clone of yourself. Yep. The trick is
the other guy also thinks he's going to lose. So
because I think I don't think I could beat a
an identical clone of myself. But then also that clone
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of me doesn't think that it could beat me either.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, I can see you doing a ring actually and
just sizing each other up and just just getting your distance.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Well, we're both going to be sitting up with the
jam and want to walk into another cup, but we'll
both know that that's impossible. And Richard said, how would
you even know if you did when you could be
the clone?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
A good point. You have to have different colored undis on.
The only way.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
I reckon you could beat a clone yourself.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Right, kept open mentally degradated through their childhood or is
it just me?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
No, I have.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Jerry in the night the hod I keep breakfast.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
So we're debating this morning, not even debating, that's just
a question for you to ponder in your own mind
and come up with the answer for yourself. Do you
think you could beat yourself an exact clone of yourself
in a fight, Because I don't think I could. You
don't think you could.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
No, I think i'd find are weird? Really trying to
smack my own face?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
On that part I'll be fine with. Really, I'd look
across the cage and go, I hate that guy. There's
no one I hate more. I'm going to dust them.
I think I find it.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I think I find it hard to sing there about
about anyone.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
But that's me. Yeah, a few ticks coming through on
three four eight three. Coachler reckons. It's either really competitive
and we're scrap into the death, or we both can't
be bothered and we hit out to get a bowl
of fries. On the body side, I don't mind that.
What about this one? How how about could you beat
your younger self in a fight? And how young would
you want to go to be absolutely sure of a win? Ah,
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this is super interesting. This happens in a lot of households.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
As you you know, when you're in terms of your father,
your point is the way it isn't that you know.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
That's that's true.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
There's a there's an age where as a father, Yeah
I got I've got my son.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
And there's an age of the son where and generally
it's early. It's always always too early.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Many and many a young man's made that mistake.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Oh yeah, because it's a battle of wells. I tried
it last year. Yeah, it's a battle of wells. It is. Okay,
So that one is that one is quite easily tested.
The thirteen year old Jerry. Would you would you go
oh hopeless? Yeah, I'd smack the crap out of them?
What age? What age would you least like to scrap yourself?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Probably twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, I've been doing a bit of bit of a
cocoa that sage to put on a bit of way
does one hundred k?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah? I had a bit of power there. Okay, Uh,
he hadn't one that At what age do you would
you be able to beat a glone of yourself?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
I don't know, because I've gone really uncoordinated through most
of my life, but it's probably down to a mental thing.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Did you have like one summer where you were real coordinated? Oh?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
No, but probably probably the summer around two thousand to
two thousand and one, I was actually cut, so maybe
that version of myself would take me now.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Actually, I'm just imagining the cut version of you in
two thousands.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
I looked, Sack, have you got photos?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
I look, I can probably find some. I don't look
the same as I look now. Who do I look like?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
I look like a version of myself that you'd see
in one of those fear ground in Merry fun House
Maria very strange. Okay, Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I wonder how i'd go against the me that could
see his top two ebs.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
He probably dustly, I don't know, would though the power
and also just I don't know, just general while well
as a crucial.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah, I think he'd have a bit more will the
fire's gone? After the fight finishes, would one have to
do a citizens arrest? On the other Mark said, I
think we had a new segment in this who could
and I have beaten a fight? And the yes corner
birds and ten year olds and the no corner himself. Yeah,
that's true, that's true, the man in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I often think about this in terms of at what
age would you least like to face your own bowling,
which is the same sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
That's yeah eighteen, yeah nineteen for me, I get better
with age.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Jerry and the hot Key Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
I actually performed a feat of low range masculinity yesterday.
This is something that we've talked about before on the show.
Something that I think why I wanted to bring it
to this forum is because the point of a low
range masculinity feet is that you don't bring it up
because then it kind of undermines the low range masculinity
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of it. So the first one was I got deathly
circlele we were on holiday, keep it to myself, visited
every public toilet between Couldgie and BONDI strong keep it
under my lege, and nobody knew about it. Nobody knew
about it, but it was burning a hole in me.
I had to tell someone. So I told you guys.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah, okay, think so does Jeff your partners still not
know about it?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
She still doesn't know about that. Do you want me
to flicker a text or something? Hey, just so you
know your man's going through a lot for you when
things that when a tough.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, just just know, let me know and I'll flock
her that tick.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Hey, he's really been going through a lot. I just
so you know, yesterday's one she knew about when I
did it. But also someone else in the public saw
me do it and congratulated me on it while I
was doing it. So yesterday we went and watched The
Odyssey at the at the Movies, parked up in the
old recliner seats. Don't shining a black light over those things.
Long boring? Not boring might have been long, didn't lose
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my interest. Well, I really enjoyed it. Yeah, good, good,
good film. Uh and bucket of popcorn. Anyway, we've the
movie finished and we walked outside and it was raining.
Side of it actually started hailing in Auckland at one
point yesterday, and that point was as soon as we
finished the movie. Now, at that stage, the message had
driven us to the to the movies. That's why the
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car was parked on the opposite side of the parking lot.
Me old have parked bit closer. That's not that's not
the issue here. That seems like an issue. Not an issue.
It seems like a well it becomes an issue because
it's now haling side way and as I'm standing here
looking at it, like holy, this guy walks out of
the movie theater next to me, and he just swears
he said what Luke Metcalf said when he tore his handstring. Okay,
And then he's like, how am I gonna get to
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my car? So I know the same thing, and so
Missus puts her hood up. We're about to brave it.
I was like, hey, give me the keys, I'll go
get the car. I'll pull up front, and I'll come
and get you. Ah. She gives me the keys and
I run. I'm in like sandals and socks. So I
get absolutely drenched and I just bolt and I look
over to my left as I'm running across the parking lot.
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The guy who walked out of the movies with me
is running across the parking lot too to try and
get to his car. And he and as I'm running
because he heard the whole exchange with me and that
miss he goes, you're good man, bro. And I went
and got the car, pulled up, curbed it so she
didn't get to drop a rein on her, packed her up,
and drove her home. Said nothing about how chivalrous. And
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they say it's Deard.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Coming up with Jerry, and and I are I have
always liked that thing though as well, coming out of
a movie, and if it's a day movie, like it
was mainly set in the day, and then you go
out this night and you get that shock that you've
been living in the days for some time, or vice
versa when you've been at the pub too long.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
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Speaker 1 (37:17):
Bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show
The Darkey Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
A half baked idea to share with you gentlemen after
I went to a bar on the weekend. It's safe, weird, okay,
so they want to sponsor the show. But the bar
was packed to watch the Warriors, and there were only
two staff manning the bar itself, you know what I mean.
And it meant that the queues had spilled out into
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where everyone was sitting to watch the game because they
were you had to wait for that long frustratingly. I
went to go and get a round of drunks, and
took me so long to get to the front of
the bar, front of the queue that I forgot what
my misses had ordered. And I got back to the table.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I know, I know, And you lift your phone at
the table with your partner phone on you.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Sorry, not what she wanted to get. I forgot that
you wanted to get anything, mania, Stuart. I forgot about
her entirely midnight. Wow. I've been trying to erase her. Wow.
But I got back to the table, I was like, ah,
I forgot your drunk. As soon as I got back there,
a tune up with three drinks for yourself. Yeah, anything, Well,
I just put a joke for the table and then
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I was like, oh, that's right, just been difficult tonight,
and so I got back there. Now bear in mind,
I've just been standing in that queue for about half
an hour. I am a blood red mad because I'm
watching what's going on here and they are not like
how I've never worked behind a bar, but it would
stress me to bits to look over that bar and
see one hundred and fifty people queuing, I'd be like, hey,
we at a hand here.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Well, there's something that's gone wrong there. As a person
who's arroved in the hospitality industry, because what you want
is you basically want to serve drinks as quick as
you can.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Because you make money.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
The more drinks you get out, obviously, the more money
you make, particularly if you've got a crowd bet are there,
because as well, if you get one drink and then
you can't go back for another one, it takes too long.
You're going to even go somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
So I get back there and I said to her,
I'm so sorry, I've forgotten your drink, and she goes, oh,
that's all good, you can just go back and get
it now. I was like, oh, no, you like you're
aware of the half hour it's just taken me to
get that one. I was like, yeah, you know what,
I am in the wrong here. I have forgotten her drink.
I think she's not clocked that it's going to cost
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me another half hour of my life just to get
this one drink. I mean, it is your mistake, but
it is my mistake. So I went back there and
it took me another half hour. Now there was a
guy I think I missed kick off because of it.
There was there was a guy standing in front of
me who was complaining about the cue as well. And
then what I what I noticed was so people were
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queuing for like half an hour to get to the
front of this queue to order their drinks, and then
the bartend will go what do you have to go? Oh?
Oh no oh, I don't know, Oh no oh, what
do I want? What kind of why? Oh? What do
you and that it's just about sitting over the edge.
So I was like, I feel like there needs to
be a shock clock on orders at bars. So you
walk up next person, you hit the buzzer, You've got
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twenty four seconds to make your order.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Otherwise the back of the queue. I don't mind this idea, Yes,
And you know what, A similar situation occurred to me
over the weekend when I was waiting in a queue
for drive through fast food and I was behind someone
and I don't know who they were ordering for, but boy,
it was a big order.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Either that or they were doing I reckon, I'm not joking.
I reckon. It took I'm gonna say, five minutes.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Five minutes. I was behind a car that's not fast food.
And then when we got to the thing, then obviously
the order took ages as well. And there are particular
fast food places to take longer than other, so you
can imagine which one this was. For some reason, they
never had that many people working inside of the store.
But I thought there needs to be some kind of
restriction here, yep, sure, or maybe you can order a
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hit if you've got if you're ordering for you know,
fifty eight people. But at top so long the shot
clock would be great.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Yeah, situation I think so too, because just the queue
there to go to a bar and then spend most
of the time just standing in queue to get you
drink infuriating. And when people get to the front of
the queue that they've been standing in for half an
hour and don't know what they want to order, back
to the back of the queue. Brother, haven't think about it.
I reckon, I know which bar this was, by the way.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Jerry and Midnight. The hold I key breakfast.
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I could be wrong, but maybe Carlos Spencer. I feel
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Five questions? Get three right? You win the three fifty yep? Okay? Question.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Did Mike Minogue also go to Hotophanuel College?
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I believe he went to is hotophane of College?
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Is that in Levin Sam? Yep? Okay? May may well have?
Did you grow up in Levin Sam? Oh?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I grew up all over the ship?
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Okay? He went Livin Vida Loca. Okay, seem ready to go?
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
All right?
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Question number one.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Jonathan Taylor Thomas provided the voice of which character in
the nineteen ninety four film The Lion King.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Somber? Yeah? Correct? What is the capital of Jamaica? Oh? No,
it's Kingston. Serge Tankian is the singer of what band
Regian's Machine?
Speaker 1 (43:14):
No, it's system of a Down. You've got to get
these ones right. How long is the shot clock in
the NBA. Yes it is, who played Phoebe Buffet and
the TV series Friends.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
For the one.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
It Lisa could row for the win, Sam from Wellington
representing Hot of Fenewa College, You've done very well. The
won three hundred and fifty dollars worth of Bunning's about
to you on the Matt Rushmore of that high school
tell Jerry and.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
The Night The Hocky Breakfast Sports Chat with acc head
g Laane taught to you by export Ultra the bell
for him.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
I've got some news for you acc here. G Lane
is not going to be talking about sport today because
I've decided that it doesn't matter what he thinks about
Luke Metcalf's injury situation.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Well, it's heartbreaking for Luke Mtcalf. Isn't it to do
a hammy? I don't think I've seen someone do their
ham kicking a goal before.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Oh really, I have seen it. But you've got to
say when he turned around all of a sudden and
went because I thought at first when he dropped that
massive F bomb, I thought that it was because it
was such a horrific looking cake. But it went over
and then I thought, oh, that's an interesting reaction to
that and then as he started to lamp I was like, oh, no,
he's done his hammy.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yeah, he'd just be human because the timeline from you know,
twenty twenty three that up the Wars season and then
he broke his leg that year, Then he came back
the next year, then did an acl last.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Year, and then he's going to be asking some questions.
I feel for him today because he's definitely going to
be going what is wrong with my body?
Speaker 3 (44:55):
And then a hammy earlier on in the season, then
he comes back, has that game last week, he's like, sweet,
we're back hammy again. So heartbreaking, annoyingly. So what happened
What we did with subs then was Chance moved into
six Shanell Harris Devita was our half back, and then
Tante to it and he went to fall back And
you'd think that's what they would have done again this
(45:16):
week if they had the chance. But Chance, because of
that hip drop, means he won't be playing next week.
So what do they do at halfback? What do they
do at five eight? I mean, this is the this
is the big question. They just got to have that
next man up mentality. They're gonna have that next man
up mentality. I think there's a couple of things they
need to do. The first is, obviously Chanelle's going to
(45:36):
play halfback. That's what he did for that last game.
I don't know exactly who they're going to play at six.
I've got a working theory that it actually doesn't matter
because our fward pack's that good. You could play Jeremy
Wells at six and we'll probably still go, right, I
don't think so, or you know, do Stacy Jones put
the boots on for one last run? He has been
talking about ESJ coming back. Yeah, shawne j yep. But
(46:00):
so here's the other thing that I think needs to
happen as well. So then Chanelle was kicking for us
on the weekend. I don't know that he loves kicking.
I pride myself on being a bit of a body
language doctor. When he looks at the posts every now
and then, he squints like oh, and it's the same
look I have when I look up at I'm playing
golf and I look up in the greens way further
away than I thought, and I'm like, oh, you're saying
(46:22):
he needs context potentially, or we just need a different kicker.
And I think that kirker could be Jacob Laban. So,
I don't know if you've noticed, for the last couple
of weeks, Jacob Laban's been taking the kickoffs for us.
Have you noticed that? Yeah, yeah, so he's been kicking
off so he's obviously got it in him and he
is pounding them too.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
I say, give the ball back to Barnett.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Well he much.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Barnett used to kick goal.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
He used to kick for the Nights, but he had
an operation on his groin, which means he can't kick anymore. Okay,
or at least he doesn't like to. But yeah, I'm
with that either of them. You say that.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
But there was a video going around a social media
last week, and I think it was Laban and Mitch
Barnett both kicking from the sideline.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
They both got it. Yeah, it's so fact. Go from
that one clip now they never missed.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I think Sheel has Staveda's boots are too big. I
think he's that's his problem with his kicking, is that
his boots are just about half sized too big.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
And I was just looking at them last week because
like you got massive, either you got messive feet or
your boots are too big.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Well, he's still a puppy, you know, he's going to
grow into a pretty big dog. So maybe that's part
of it as well. Maybe, although Ruddy, you've got giant
feet too. How do you go kicking gold kicking? I couldn't.
He wouldn't know which footy kicks with.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
See this thing here that's about six foot two. I
couldn't get it over there, and it's right in front
of me.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
I'm saying a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Obviously, big game coming up with the All Blacks this weekend.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
This is huge.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
This tour of South Africa, Ruby's greatest rivalry Old School tour.
Three matches in the in the Republic and then and
then one match in Balti, one that nobody cares about.
They've tacked on, which is annoying. But I'm looking here,
what does the tab say, because they generally know what's
going on. They've got New Zealand at two eighty at
the moment in South Africa to dollar Ford to win
(48:01):
the series.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
No first test, first test? What are first test?
Speaker 1 (48:05):
First testers and first testers in Johannesburg at Alice Alice
Park elis pork Yeah, Porcus, it's known so Dollar forty
two to to eighty to eighty to eighty men, I
too long, too long for I think we're gonna win
three out of these four tests.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I've been saying this for the longest time. I think
that the gap is nowhere near as wide as people
think it is. I think that the game is moving
away from South Africa. I think that Dave Rennie has
a plan to combat all of the things that South
Africa do so well, and they will not change the
game plan.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Okay, so we mark that down at eight fifty eight.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Put the house on it. Money for jam it can't fail,
Free money.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Seventeenth Monday, the seventeenth of August twenty twenty six. That
was what Mni Stewart said. We'll see how that goes
next Monday.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Interesting I've been playing. I've been saying that for months
three three one to the All Blacks.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
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