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Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia, with your help, decide on the Top 5 Mums! (35:32)

Plus, we chat all things caning? (14:16)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Breakfast Radio Show podcasts.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome along to the Hidache Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Friday the eighth, twenty six.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
My name's Jeromy Wills. Is man I Stewart.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Every Friday we made it another another five day working week.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Don't a Jackson Jackson early days?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Mates? Yeah, at this thing could really tap up last
minute throughout the rest of the show.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
There's a case of red wine from the seventies over there.
Ful careful sun sure sure one of the greens though now.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Not the yellow yellows yellow. Every now and then you
give away your lack of class.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yellow wine.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't know how yellow goes at six four in
the morning, especially a warm yellow.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh is it room timperature yellow?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
So I check then the frigerature room timber to yellow?
Is that no good?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Really, I'm gonna be honest. The only time I drink
wine as we and everything else is run out. It's
sort of like the dregs at the after party, and
that's always room. Two bridges are you supposed to shall
I'll go check one on the bridge, Big show coming
up this morning. What's happening? Who knows?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
We don't know the snakes, but something good we'll probably
materialize in the next three house or it won't either way,
great listening.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
What's going on in the police at the moment?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Because what is going on in the police at the moment?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, well, there's always interesting stuff going on the police,
isn't there.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh yeah? And look, first off, shout out to the cops.
Pay them. Pay the bloody fire and ambulance fellas as.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well, pay the bloody nurses. Well here, pay the teachers.
Do you pay the teachers? Kill you to pay the teachers?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Pay the radio hosts. But I think i've seen the
have you seen a fire engine? Lately? They are covered
in science saying like we're underpaid, No one's funding us.
This truck hasn't been updated in twenty something years, you
know what I mean? They I saw them come out
in one of those old school open cab trucks the

(02:07):
other day with a wooden ladder on the back of it,
just with a dog with the dog and a horn went.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Just just because someone was cranking there.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, that point, it's got to that point. I mean,
we joke, but it actually has gotten to that point.
They're so criminally underfunded. And when your house catches fire, hell,
when you can get stuck up a tree. These are
the people that we we and because God bless people
like this that they even exist, because if that was me,
I'll be like, oh, bugget this and I jack it in.
But that doesn't because it's a vocation. You know, they're

(02:39):
not doing it for a paycheck. Yeah, but would to.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Kill you to give them one some rock and bods
in that particular area. You got to say in the
fire and emergency, oh my god, rock and bods?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Why firemen so hot?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I tell you why? Lots of time to work out. Yeah,
because while you're waiting for a fire, you're working out.
I mean, otherwise you're sitting around playing PlayStation.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's that's how I love my life. You don't know
when you're going to be called out. I'm either working
out or I'm waiting for a fire.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
And well, I mean, the thing is that if you're
on the job, you're on the job and you're doing
physical work. But then when you're not on the job,
you got to do something in the station so you
work out.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yep and shout out to the to New Zealand's volunteer
fire brigades around the country. I love taking city folk
out into a small town and then they hear the
siren go, what's that? Eir raid is about to start
dropping bombs on us?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
How do you sit on this police recruit that showed
a colleague pornography on a mobile phone and then masturbated
while the pier were.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Alone in a park karl Ate at night? How did you?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
How do you feel about that one?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
That gay? Did you read about that? So here's my
flaming hot take on this. Who how did anyone find
out about that? Because I'll tell you this for another
If me and you sit in a car and did
what these guys are kids are doing, I'm taking that
to my great I'm not telling anyone. So how the
hell has this gotten out? That's what I can I think.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
One of them, one of them pleasure himself yourself.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I assume him. You assume it's a him. That is correct.
Doesn't sound like something a check would do.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Was the other person in the car a female or
a male?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Doesn't say?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I mean you'd think it was a male there'll be
a big call off as a female.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Well maybe that's what it's got out there. Well mate,
well this is the thing.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I mean, if it's a male Julie, when some other
dude just starts doing that, You're like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Man? Stop that? And I don't know if we're going.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
To do to that out like when Ruder did that
that time when we're away and we're in the van
and he pulls it out and starts Well, I was like, Ruder,
put that away.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Haven't we all signed ndia's and we're not supposed to
talk about that on the road.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, but the BSA has been disbanded, so can't we.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
And also I thought it was just it's applicable in
this situation because it's you know, it's related. Anyway, we
got through it. We dealt with it internally and it
was all fine. But internally internal we dealt with the incident. Internally,
we just said, don't do that again. So this incident
occurred while the two recruits they were recruits.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, so Judy, this is different. Is that because I'm
picturing sitting in a car, oh sorry, in a police
car in uniform.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Well, we don't know it's a vehicle that they were
on a public road in the Greater Wellington area, But
were they in a police vehicle?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
I just what I can't figure out is why are
so many horn dogs in the cops. Why are the
cops so randy? I guess sometimes crime gets you hot,
you reckon.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
So the Independent Police Conduct Authority, the IPCA, let's just
call them that stated the recruit also asked unsolicited sexual
questions during the accounter. Police initially decided a criminal investigation
was unnecessary and instead began an employment process. Well probably, yeah, applicable.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Although after hours yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Pull.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
The internal employment process upheld the allegations as serious most
conduct definitely. The authority informed police had agreed with the finding,
but maintained its disagreement with the decision. So was the
dude who looked at the material and then started tough
perleisuring news? Was he trying? And then asked the sexual questions? Off?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Judy?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
So was he trying to come on to the other person?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I reckon?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Okay, are you not allowed to do that? Off?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
After hours?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I don't know what the rules are anymore. All I
know is is Tony bloody horn dogs and the cops.
They's calmed down. I suppose you're sitting in the cars
and the steakout for you know, all night steakhout. Yeah.
Were they on a steakout? No, they weren't. They're off duty.
They had a busy day.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
It's a stressful job nowadays. It's the shoes as well.
They were in those.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Weird shoes with the high sort of peels, Hollo.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
Slacks, those slacks and polyest Jerry and Minny the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
So we're giving away two street Dog electric motorbikes worth
about ten thousand dollars each. Yeah, very very cool.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, we're we're sitting up a gang, starting a gang.
It's a hard acty bike gang. I don't think we've
settled on a name just yet.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
No.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
I believe there's a North Island chapter and there's a
South Island chapter. You're part of the South Island chapter, okay,
asolutely you you grew up a well, if you want
to be, you can try to be. I don't know
if you've got the got the chops for it to
be honest. Well, who gets to decide?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Really?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Who else is in the South Island Chap it's just you,
just you. So, yes, that's what.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
About Big Sandy, she's.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Hard to Yeah, I'm in the North Island chapter, so
they don't want anything to do with the South Island chapter.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
You don't want anything to do with this.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Wow, I'm just saying you guys, maybe just do your
own thing.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Is there a fracture within the gang already?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Well, that's why there's two chapters.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
But I suppose yeah, we've split off.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
So you I've seen the photos, so we got dressed up.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, out well, were going for gang there because I
saw the video were now used today and so the
poor you guys behind the counts. Here's how these things work.
We get told, hey, there's gonna be a photo shirt
video shirt on Monday. We want to make you guys
look like a gang. So there'll be gang costumes there

(08:21):
if you have anything that you want to bring along.
And then you show up there and you see what
they've got there, You're like, there's a lot more village
people than gang. I mean, I look ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Well you look you look exactly like the biker from
the village people like freaky. You've got the bit you
could step in anytime you like you could have been
in the Y m c A. Nobody would know. That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Actually, yeah, is it just another one of those moments.
These happen every now and then when you are just
sitting there, gun this phrasing. We're still hiring. I don't
know about you know, and you know that anyone that
sees that is going, haw's your flash job up in
Auckland guns.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, And I was just my concern was just a
Cape Bret now marketing manager was so excited.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh my god, she was besided. She was so excited.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
She's like, and then maybe you just could put on
this little chain thing around your neck and I'm like
that that looks like the kind of thing that you
find in a B and D yep, And.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
She's like, yeah, yeah, look look cute.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
And then Hoyt turns up and she had a pair
of small women's leather shorts and she's like, maybe you
could wear these with some hose with you know, and
he's like I could see him going no, no, no, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I think he ended up wearing them over the top
of his head. I couldn't really tell what was going
on this. I was sick, so it was giving bdsm
vibes one hundred percent.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Who was the person that in the group shot? Because
there was a photo taken of all of us and
someone said, have we got a dog leash? Someone literally said,
have we got a dog leash or a dog chain?
And they made one out of a belt just to
make it work. I think they're trying to put it
on you and I.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Who was the dog and who was the owner?

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Who?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
And I was going to be the dog? Who was
the owner?

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Yeah, I'm not sure Prebs was. I'm trying to block
it out. Just came back to me.

Speaker 9 (10:08):
Then.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Anyway, we're giving those bikes away. The bike is the
only thing in there that doesn't humiliate itself.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
That's what we're.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Trying to do. We've taken those bikes for a home term. Men.
They're fun. Yeah, they are a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Quite interesting because they look like fifties motorbikes, but that
sort of style. They've got great storage through the middle.
And I was humiliating people said, I talked about it
with because the client was here during the photo show.
I mean they were looking like what was going on here?
But anyway, they were here and I was talking about
the storage. I said, the storage because you open up
the center part of it and you can put heaps
of stuff on there. And then Mike and Igue said,

(10:42):
who talks about storage and the owners of people said, well,
a lot of people, actually, they're really interested. It's not
of the key selling features of storage. But yeah, it
looks like a fifties motorbike, but they go like eighty
or something.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
They go like the clappers.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, they accelerate real fast as they're electric, and they're
also silent. But they're very cool and.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
A great excuse to wear leather the jacket. You know.
We're giving two of them away, one for the North
Island chapter, one for my South Island chapter. If you've
got a motorcycle license, you can go for the XR,
but otherwise you can ride them on a car license. Yeah.
The street Dog fifty Yeah, that's right, Custom Bilt, seriously
good looking and sustainable. And from Monday we will be
giving those suckers away, so you can listen for your

(11:25):
chances to call oh eight hundred Hodaki to join our
gang and getting the drawer to win one of them.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Jerry in the Night, the Hoarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
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Speaker 1 (12:01):
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Speaker 3 (12:04):
Again the accin a PACIFICA.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh great, well, I was saying, we were saying yesterday
on the Alternative Commentary Collective's a Gender Podcast. There's only
one person who can who can fix this whole situation.
We need to spring Barbara Drever, Pacific correspondent from a
jail cell and Fiji to a bit to solve this
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She's only one that could do it. Pacific Correspondent Barbara

(12:29):
Driver is the only one can who can pull us off.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
She asked a hard questions. That's for sure.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
She'll hold their feet to the fire and she will
hold them to account.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
She will help how to count's pocket rocket.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
She's a pocket rocket. Does she have the funds? Probably not.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
The Dolphins have beaten the Bulldogs forty four to twelve
to open Round ten of the NRL and Brisbane. They
trailed twelve to four Wow before scoring forty unanswered points,
including a hat trick of tries to Wang Jermaine.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Jamaine cucle Yeah. I brought two Dolphins into my bloody
super coach team last night, didn't I? And neither of
them were Jamaina Cycle, which is heartbreak because you also
kicks their goals. So and a hot day by all accounts.
Forty four to twelve, Yeah, spanking. Just one more try
and that's a line through the Bulldogs for this.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yet, and the International Olympic Committee has lifted all restrictions
on Belarusian athletes. I think Balarussian I think as well,
you say, clearing the way for their return to international
competitions that includes qualifiers for the Law twenty eight Games.
Russian and Balarussian athletes and officials have been banned since
the invasion of Ukraine, where they worked as allies. Several

(13:38):
athletes have still been allowed to compete in individual events
only and as neutrals without their flag.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
You have seen that they Yeah, it is a weird
thing because they're still all there. They're just and every
time you're looking through the metal Taly that the hell's
that country? Are the non country the other Ruskies that
have been been Yeah, so wetlant they're can do that
to America.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
No, never, those rules don't apply to America.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Okay, oh Israel too, Yeah, Russia. Man can really dominate
a sport, no one gives a shit about it, like weightlifting,
those kinds of things, gymnastics, sear fighting, yeah, anything that
anything that's not professional.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Roman mood wrestler.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, they're good at that. Yeah. The communist sports, they
absolutely dominate.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Jerry and Minnie, the Hodiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
So great news if you're a Singaporean child, because they're
bringing caning back into schools.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Great news. Hey were you around the days of cane? Yeah?
So when did they be in Caning?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Nineteen ninety in New Zealand. So that was my third
for my year nine.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
And so it was caning a was it a primary
high school? In both?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
When I was at primary school, they had the strap, right,
they didn't have the cane, but they had the strap.
I think you could get the cane maybe if if
you were eleven or twelve, maybe right from one on two?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Now, what was involved in the strap? So the teacher goes,
I'm going to go get the strap on. What what
did that look like?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Well, they had they had a strap, and it was
normally in there in the drawer of their disk and
then they'd get that out.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
It was actually like a piece of.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Leather, probably about fifty centimeters long, forty centimeters long, yeah,
about I don't know, seven centimeter stack, like a ruler
kind of yeah. And then you put your hand out
and I remember there's a kid that got strapped on
one of the first days at school when I was.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Five, and I made an example of them, yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
For looking up the teacher's dress, missus ord and damn
whacked down on the hand just the one, just the
one stripe, yeah, I mean, and you only need to
hit one of them. It's kind of like like you can,
like you can do it now. It doesn't hurt that much,
right is it?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Kind of like when your mate gets a little bit
too fizzed up for a high five and it hurts
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
To me, I never got the strap, but I but
you had to be pretty naughty to get the strap
at my school.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
What kinds of things would constitute as strapped.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Looking up the teacher's dress.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Swear you didn't do that.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
No, I never looked up a teacher's dress.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Did you get strapped?

Speaker 6 (16:08):
No, but some people in my year did, I think
in the very late eighties, and it was the principle
of Cambridge Primary at the time.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
And he from.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Reports he used to take his belt off and use
the belt on the back of the legs where he would.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Strap with the with the buckle or the other.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
And now I remember it being for things like because
we had a playground and then there was like a
bamboo bush and you could go through the bamboo bush
and then down to the Waikato River that runs through Cambridge,
but you were not allowed to do that the.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Strap people could drown. I mean that that does make sense.
And but the pulling off your pulling it your belt
and giving it away, that's that's quite full on.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Then kaning was more your secondary.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
School and that was just a cane like a stick
that was.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
A cane, piece of cane. But by the time I
got there that you had to be pretty naughty. Like
you had to. You probably have to swear to the teacher, right,
you know, or maybe maybe a fight. Maybe smoking, for example,
you'd just be suspended.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
You wouldn't. What about vaping. There was no vaporing, Okay,
that didn't exist. Being on your phone.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
There was no phones, there was no mother. But then
they got rid of it. And in my year nine,
but I mean, I wasn't that.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
They did they cane one last kid just on the
way out.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
I wonder there must be a New Zealand guy, a
New Zealand boy, because by that stage they definitely weren't
canny girls. Did they ever cane girls?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I don't think they did.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Some girls probably got the strap at the Catholic girls school.
I think the nuns used to get the rollers and
nuns used to get the strap. Nuns used to be
quite intense but ise. But there must be a person
who was the last New Zealander, the last student to
get the cane. There will be one out there. I mean,
there has to be person. But anyway they bring it
back in Singapore, you've got to be but not if

(17:56):
you're under nine. So you've got to be overn. You've
got to be over nine and mail, I say, and
male for serious offenses as the last resort when absolutely necessary.
So it's only certain teachers are allowed to cane. So
you have to be approved by the government, get.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
To get a caning license, yep, a licensed kaner.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
They must follow strict protocols. It's going to be rolled
out in Singaporean schools from twenty twenty seven. But I
mean Singapore. So if you they've got some pretty intense rules.
So if you, for example, drug rules, mandatory death penalty
if you import or traffic specific large quantities of drugs
like cannabis, heroine, cannabis, methamphetamine. Yeah, cannabis.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
You ring cannabis and Singapore they'll kill you. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
And if you also so cannabis if you if you
import that consumption or possession can lead to a ten
year imprisonment in a twenty thousand dollars five. The other
thing that they'll do is that they'll get out the
bloody they'll cane you. Yeah, so you get caned. You
don't only get.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Get cane. Oh yeah, now tell me this, where where
did you get cane? So you've got if you've got
the strap the strappers on your hands.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, your ass you've got cane on your ass.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
But I'm pretty sure what about adults if they catch
an adults smoking a joint with their cane on the
deck or.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
I think no, in Singapore they got the rotan so
that it's no and it's like this.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
They got the cat of nine tails that they have this. Yeah,
maybe you sure?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
I don't know. I'd love to hear from people three
four three eight hundred. There'd be people out there being
cane there.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Jerry and Leni, the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Jeremy Wells and the Nie Stewart, the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
So the Newisian Prime Minister and a whole lot of dignitaries,
dignitaries and business leaders have just been over in Singapore.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, what are you gonna do to be a dignitary? Yeah?
I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Actually, I think there were thirty thirty dignitary dignitaries. Were
they dignitaries or just see they just CEOs. Different businesses
might be able to trade with Singapore. So they've been
over there talking to Singapore, seeing what Singapore's up to.
Everyone talks about Singapore's really got it right in so
many ways. People always say Singapore Singapore's education system. They
really know what's going on in Singapore.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh yeah, we looked at them for our age. We've
just signed to deal with them with They don't turn
the taps off on the oil for us, and what
keep sending food your way?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, we'll chuck some kiwi fruit their way. I think
about getting some of our apples.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yes, And strangely they've asked for shipments of cane and
leather and I don't know what that's all.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Well, i'll tell you why. It's because they've decided to
reintroduce caning and schools in Singapore. Obviously that's something's going wrong.
They obviously think that things are not going well, because
if things are going well, you don't introduce caning, right, No,
like they obviously think something's something's not right here. Let's
sort this problem out with the cane.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, one hundred percent. But it got us thinking about
caning in New Zealand. It was a bit before my time. Jerry,
you never got cane, but you saw it.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
I never saw anyone get cane.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
You never saw anyway. No, but I did turn to blind.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I did know that it was it was something that
happened behind closed doors. It was quite It was for
very serious offense. And they didn't do it in front
of the class. Okay, No, I saw the strap administered.
But but that was when I was very very young.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, that was when you were gurgling.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
So then Singapore under the new guideline schools canoes caning
up to three strokes with a ratan cane.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
I don't know what that looks like. Uh, Shane's on
the line, Good morning, Shane. Were you ever Caneuh?

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah? It was twice?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
What what did you? What did you do?

Speaker 5 (21:33):
God?

Speaker 4 (21:33):
The first first time was a little fucker mana related
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Weed? Okaye?

Speaker 4 (21:40):
That was that was by god. Chris Sprinter, I didn't
know if you've heard of him. He was the Wey
and Rotor Boys.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yes, but you weren't at Wesley or Rotoral Boys.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
No. Now was that good old humble not a high Okay?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
So he was? Was he the headmaster at Narrow? Waha? Nah?

Speaker 4 (22:01):
I think he was just like an engineering teacher.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I've got a painting.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
He obviously used to used it to a skill because
he was pretty deft. That wheeled in the cane.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah right, so that was Did you say you got cane? Twice?
Is that the first time?

Speaker 10 (22:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yeah, the second time girl was probably nineteen eighty eight.
That was Jungle Bunny, me and me and a maid,
I don't know why. It was school swimming sports, and
we decided we'd sort of skip it and go down
the old hour and take a walker for a bit
of a bit of a spin. Turned up to the

(22:40):
school sports late and then we saw the old Jungle Bunny,
old Janette the teacher. So we sort of duck behind
some cars and he spotted us and he literally jumped
us eight foot fence in one bound.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
And then and then he accused us of trying to
break into these cars. Sold up the cane.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
For you were just trying to duck swimming sports.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
So you're just trying to avoid just sneaking the old
main entrance and pretend we were there all.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
The time, Shane.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
So when you do get the cane and in your
experience what what happened, you don't have to pull your
pants downbers.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
It's on the ass, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Are you definitely on the ass? It wasn't. It wasn't public,
but it was actually in the school hall, okay, up
up the front on the on the main sort of
step podium on.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
The stage stage. Wow, but with no one else around,
I know.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Just me and the other poor bastards that were sort
of in it at the same time.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Three three wax.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
The one actually because I flinched.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Great, great, yeah and thanks. We might need to get
some more stories about the Jungle Bunny out of you
later on, as well as a carry on the line
you went to my school, I think so, givens I.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
Did that gives well before you though, you know, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
well before you. This is going back at the eighties.
So yeah, the form I think it was, and falling
around in the classroom next door to a bout Murray.
He didn't like that, so he pulled in with a colleague.
He had a challenge because my tie was tied around
my colleague chair. God knows how that happens, and brother

(24:25):
Murray was not all to use a team it's called
for whatever reasons. But he made me and my mate
spend over in front of a class and he gave
us six of the beds with a cricket bat but
as pleasure. It was he'd hit me first, then hit
my mate, and then come back to me. So just
as the it was subsided in terms of pain, he

(24:48):
hit me again.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
I got sex of them. I'll never forget that day.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Whoa do you remember what type of cricket beat it
wasn't wasn't a niceist jumbo by Oh goodness knows.

Speaker 11 (24:57):
I had no idea, but bloody that.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Brother Murray, Yeah, brother Murray.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Now he was doing it for God. That's what God
wanted you listen.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Thanks for the call here, keep those coming. Give us
a call over one hundred Hodak. If you ever got caned,
and if you think you might have been the last
person in New Zealand to get kane, let us know it.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Jerry and Midnight the Holdocky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
We're talking corporal punishment stories. That's because caning and skulls
is being reintroduced into Singapore in twenty twenty seven. Good
old forward thinking Singapore.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, they're always looking at the future by looking to
the past.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I suppose you don't have much choice if you're a
parent in Singapore.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Like how good a parent is them? How the parents
feel about it? Well, I guess if you don't cane
them as a kid, you know, spare the rod, spoil
the child. They may end up smoking a joint and
getting beheaded later on. So it's it's the lesser of
two eagles.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
They've still got corporal punishment and prisons in Singapore. Yeah, yeah,
remember years ago there was Lorraine and Aaron Cohen and
they were New Zealanders and they went across to malays
I'm pretty sure, and they were importing heroin and they
ended up in prison. Aaron Cohen ended up with a
life sentence. I think he was gonna be the death penalty,

(26:11):
I'm pretty sure. And then they got it reprieved back
to life imprisonment with six six strokes of the rotan
and the rotan does terrible damage. I think they can
only do one a month or something and then it
has to heal.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
And then actually got released in the end, they got
him released.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
But he had to walk across a mile of lego
to get out. We've got and I don't know if
he's calling himself this or we've called him this class clown.
Bryan on the line, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
We're looking for the last person to be came to
New Zealand because it was banned in New Zealand in
nineteen ninety I'm also interested in the youngest person to
be strapped, because I remember because of my class got
strapped at five. I'm sure there's someone else that's been
strapped at five. Brian, you reckon, you were the last
person in your school.

Speaker 12 (26:59):
To be Yeah, I was over college.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
What college? So I really were college years and I.

Speaker 12 (27:08):
Was going up from my third time to get the
cane and he wasn't too sure what to do with
me because it just been banned. Yeah, And he had
a look back at the records and he said, oh, well,
the looks of it, you were the last last two times.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Also, and so this was after the buzzer, so this
had already been outlawed, and then you've got another one.

Speaker 12 (27:38):
Well, yeah, I was. I was up forgetting another cane,
but he couldn't give it to me because it had
just been outlawed.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
So we talked abe, sorry bro too? Are we talking
nineteen ninety year?

Speaker 12 (27:51):
I was fourteen and I was born in Sunny one,
So Jesus.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Eighty five eighty five are you because I think it
was eight six eighty six, that'd be right, because I
think most schools had got rid of it in the eighties.
And then I think some schools are ready. I mean
most school ork and grabber that was holding on. There
was an old school that was holding on to it
right till the end.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
How's the sticks? Not exactly caning. But in about nineteen
ninety five, Missus Vickers open palms slap Saul in the
face in front of the class. She had a very
short temper and he was persistently naughty kid. He was
sare Yeah. He was the kind of kid who comes
to school without shoes and always had sticky hands. Nothing
seemed to happen to Missus Vickers, so I assumed the
school turned to blind eye another one here. I got

(28:35):
the strap at Lochhell School in Southland in the nineteen
eighties for putting worms at a pea shooter and shooting
the mcgirls.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
That's quite good. Someone was saying that southle School in
Hamilton was a good place to get the strap in
the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I'm pretty sure acc here g Lane. He'll be on
the show a little later on.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I'm pretty sure Major Gay, who was one of the
teachers there, coach of the first eleven Major Gay ground
control to Major Gay. Major Gay, he was a massive proponent.
I'm pretty sure Lane got strapped by Magic Gay.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Jerry in the Night the Hoary Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yesterday we were talking about potential All Black squads. We're
starting to around into that part of the season, and
I started thinking about whether because Lester Fanka was in
the headlines and I was thinking Jesus mentioned a back
three of Jacob to my Tevuki, Nipkins, Fi Fine, young
and awful and Lister Fanka that that would put grantness
but into a come. It would be an absolute nightma.

(29:31):
And that got me thinking, what would be the All
Blacks team? Like team name of doom.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Well, the thing with those three names is that if
you if they linked up, Yeah, that's a like with
quick passes Awa back on the inside after Nipkins now
on for Yeah, it would be an absolute moment.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Back in the day on the ACC, there was a
period there where we had a shock collar and if
you mispronounced someone's name, the chock collar would go off.
I noticed as soon as Mine in Pacifica and the
Fiji and Drew came into the competition, the shot collar
went missing. So anyway, yesterday we enlisted the help of
disgrace former Highlander Joe Wheeler. I had a yarn to

(30:10):
the fellows over at the ACC and I've put together
what I believe to be the best verse fifteen for
the All Blacks. Now, the criteria were it got to
be a realistic shot of making the All Blacks, because
otherwise you could go through all the uncapped more on
PACIFICA players and put together a real doozy of a team. Well,
what we're trying to do here is like you know
when they name race horses, just just to try and

(30:32):
trip the commentator up. That's what we're trying to do here.
So without any further ado, here is your pronunciation shot
Collar fifteen.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
And i'd like you to read this if you can, please,
Minis as quickly as possible. Oh jeez, as quickly as possible.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Okay, Well, I want to make sure. I'm going to
put the clock on, put the shot collar on me,
and I'm going fifteen through two. One at fullback Jacob
to my Tavuki Nipkins Fie Finneung and awful on the
wing lester finding anuklets into and pairing with him as
Jim Tavatava Nahwei. It's ending Nano Satuto on the other
wing Richie Muanga when he returns back from Japan, will

(31:07):
be your first five triple t at the half back
to toy Or Tahudo doney Do plus Karefi will be
in at number eight and Vinni Lasanga will be on
the side of the scrum opposite to Bovai Patrick Twooploor
To Evans Charlton will be your lock alongside Isaiah Walker,
Leowidi Pasily or Tossi Samasoni tok Yaho and Olie Norris
will be your front right just joking, it'll be off

(31:29):
for to and if I see your coach for this
evening's fixture is Lee's Kiss. The search term.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
Jerry and Minni the Hiarchy Breakfast Jerry and Mania joined
the complayt the Hadaki Breakfast discussion group on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
For more It's Academic, We'll just ask you five questions.
You just got to get three correct to win a
fifty dollars Bunnings voucher, and you will get your school's
name etched into the much vaunted It's Academic Roll of
Honor alongside they'se got Thodunger Boys College.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Tell more than Elizabeth Cole Chili Boys couldst this more morning,
John's College, Hamilton Peter's Ary College for a few high school? College,
I don't know. College, Houston Boys, your boys home high school?
Going to be high school? Spot words? College? Does anyone
still listening to this to book its under high school?
Tell them we do? College? And Tung Girls College.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Andrew from Napier joins us on the line. Morning Andrew,
how are you good?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Morning mate?

Speaker 4 (32:20):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 9 (32:21):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Did you hear did you hear your school lot on
the much haunted role of honor?

Speaker 9 (32:27):
There no no clearing up?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
I missioned, Okay, what's your school? What's your high school
that you went to?

Speaker 11 (32:34):
Andrew Tardy high school day ride.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I'm going to pencil that one in there and we'll
see how we get, you know what. I might even
start itching and Andrew, I back you. Thank you firsty
old Bunnings about your up for grabs. You know how
it works.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
I presume I'm just having a duck down here, Andrew,
and these questions rude. That's too easy?

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Do you think they're too I reckon question one, not
so easy. I reckon number four not so easy. Ah,
that's too all right, too easy?

Speaker 9 (33:02):
Load into a false into security Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Okay, brother, here we go. What does d v D
stand for, Andrew?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Digital video disc? Yep, no, that is incorrect.

Speaker 6 (33:16):
Andrew, Oh what's the answer.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Jerry, digital video disc, no digital versatile disc. Really well, look, okay,
stop the.

Speaker 11 (33:29):
Controversy.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Controversy rock the show.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
One and four with the difficult one one.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
I will say though, ridda. When you google dv D,
the first thing says is d v D, digital video
disc or digital versatile disco. Yeah? Do we do? We
want to be in broad in another lawsuit, Britta, Nate
Andrew from thanks mate, you brother? All right?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Questions going home? Okay, start the clock start there's no
clock at him was What was the name of the
animated cat who constantly chased after tweitty bird?

Speaker 9 (34:06):
That would be Tom.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I have to accept the first dance of the Unfortunately,
Andrew google.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
That the nights was correct. Two swords, but Tom was wrong? Okay,
one one right so far? What was the name of
the coffee shop of a TV show.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Friends Central Berk Like Andrew, he's humming.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
And Andrew Gay just got to get one more. Former
Australian cricket captain Steve war went by the nickname of.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
What Who wh wha? What is it good for? No?
It's Tugger all right?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Okay, okay, brother, you gotta get this one right. Released
in the nineteen nineties, the first commercially successful web browser
was called Knitscape What.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Knits No Navigate It Escape Navigator, Hey, just for you,
Let you go. Andrew from Nate's Apologies The text through
as this that Andrew from Napes who sent him the
yours please on the Agenda podcast sculling a can whilst
relieving himself, No.

Speaker 9 (35:18):
No way, I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Well, it must have been a different guy. Bad luck, mate.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Thanks for playing Andrew, Thanks for listening to the Hidockey.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Breakfast Jerry and Mini the Hodichy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Mother's Day this Sunday. What day is Mother's Day?

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Sunday?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Sundays. Mother's Day is Sunday, Mother's Day Sunday. And in
light of that coming up very surely, because it is
a Friday, we are going to be doing Top five Moms.
The texts have been coming through a very crowded this morning.
This is off the back of yesterday Jerry's Theories, where
we where we talked about Jerry's theory was how many
sexual partners does Gerry think that his mother has and

(36:00):
her lifetime? What was your answer again to you really
didn't want to do that? Did you not? Really? No,
because you're worried that it might end up on social media,
it might get back to.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Her and we've promised that that's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
No. No, but he didn't say anything about doing it
on here. So please welcome to the show. Share or
wells dad just jacking it? Really?

Speaker 11 (36:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Imagine that.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
I mean that would be nice Mother's Day gift for
my mom? What's what's what's your Mother's Day gift?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
From Jerremy?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
That well? He talked about how many sixual partners?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
He's welcome to verify share a wells wouldn't do that,
did jar? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Someone's Liam's just text in here. Top five mums? Which
you want to do next? Jerry's mom and her two
sixual partners?

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Jerry and Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
It's the.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Today because it's Mother's Day, we're looking for the top
five mom.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, that's right, I get you text in three pour
eight three. We'll give us a call. Oh eight hundred
haak eight hundred and four to eight, seven to five
on the line as year his month. Robbie sixton Stephler's
mum gets my vote.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
She is Robbie loves Stephler's mum.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Who doesn't? Who doesn't? Top five Richard sent through his
own entire top five Top five moms. Your Mama, the
Holy Virgin Mary, Mother of God, a great Mother, Mother, Russia.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Mother Russia, Ah, the country, Missus Bain, Margaret Bain. Would
you put her on the list?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Margaret, Margaret Bain, Someone put her on the list, Margaret Bain.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
She was an interesting when Margaret Baine wasn't She had
the She had the lists that she'd write in her
diary each day of the children in terms of her
favorite to least favorite of the week, who'd done the best?
She should rank them in the top five? Yeah, or
they were worth five, wasn't they? Yeah, she'd rank them.
And David was often at the top.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Well I know what, I know what next week's top
five is going to be.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Then, and they had big plans, David and Margaret for
what they were going to do with every street the house.
Oh really, yeah, they were. They were going to do
some operations. I think was in a really good room,
and I think Margaret was going to have a good
Poor old Robin.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
He was still at the caravan, bloody hell.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Missus bade, Missus Ruder, Missus Ruder, really missus Ruder, not
Mama Ruder.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Not to be confused with Mama Ruder.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Mama Ruder being.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Your mother, Missus Ruder being your partner, wife and mother
of my children.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
So I would I would accept missus Ruder. I think
I reckon that this text to reckons just thinking.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, I think that's thinking yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Judy Cane Top five.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
R Caney anyway, Maruder on the Cane. How about Judy Bailey,
Mother of the Nation has to be in the top five?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yes, course, Judy Bailey, great lovely, lovely woman.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Judy Liam's text in his own top five as well.
Susie Cato Jerry's mum and the two sex ual partners.
I don't know I sus Cato was a mother. I
don't know that anyway. I think a lot of people
consider it to be mum. So my mother and their
se sexual partners.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Well, that's so, that's four.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I think that's one entry she gets. She gets a
plus thirt Okay, Mumm, the Champagne, Champagne, Mother Teresa.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah, there's been a tell you what, there's some I
read the other day some information came out on mother Teresa.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Oh god, there's pis on Mother Teresa. There not great
step mom category.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Okay, I knew it was going to go there. I
knew it was going to go there.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Stacey's mom Lisa, and do you know who Lisa? And
Lisa and.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
I have never heard of Lisa. And does anyone texting
about the mummy time mum yet?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Oh my friend's girl, ex girlfriend's mother had liaison in
my top five. Yeah, well, mummy time, of course. And
what we didn't say about that story, or what we
admitted from the story was the vestibule the next morning, Yeah,
there was.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
There was the incident and the vestibule on the way out.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
The parting gift, light hand relief.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Speaking of clear, Huxtable is the best of us, and
Sam has suggested Lowest Griffin keep the text coming through
on three four eight three, we can give us a call.
Eight hundred Pardaky, eight hundred and forty eight seventy five
Top five Mums, Your Mum.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Jerry and the Night the Hoarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Rate suggestions coming in on three four eight three for
it's the five.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Floors Mother's Edition. Yeah, that's right. Stiffler's Mum and the
Queen Mother have just come through on three four eight three.
How about this one fellas Sarah Connor? Sarah Connor from
the Terminator series. She was the one that the Terminator
was sent back in time to take out so that
her son wasn't born, I believe who was leading the resistance?

(40:52):
Would you put her on the top five mothers though?
Of all time?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Well, you're talking about all I mean, there's everybody's got
a mother.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, that's right. What about Mama? Say Son Marcus, oh
great song? Would you put would you put her in
Son of marcosa? Yeah? What about Peggy Bundy?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Peggy Bundy, great mother? Nothing better than a mother who
tosses the salad while smoking at the same time.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
And you and you've always said that very very difficult
to do, Judy Bailey, what about Mother the drink?

Speaker 12 (41:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Mother?

Speaker 11 (41:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
What about mother? What about mother? Brother? Mother?

Speaker 3 (41:26):
The tropical blast?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Mother?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
It's my favorite mother. You get one fifty one sixty
milligrams of caffeine per five hundred mil.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Can How much is in a coffee like thirty yeah, yeah, good.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Also, you got fifty one grams of sugar in that
five year brother.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Let's get this party start. Angela Dawdney, Oh, Angela Doorney
really well, actually interestingly, not a mother, no children, but
one of my favorite broadcasters.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
And lest we forget no longer weather sadly, but I
will never forget when she sat on my desk in
a leopard print miniskirt and asked me about the sketch
which we've done the night before on our Havoc show
where we'd put a picture of her behind some meat curtains.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh, at the going down of the sun end in
the morning. We will remember, We'll remember her. Sexy Lexi
from Firecats. Really yeah, she was very popular in the day.
But was she a mother? Courtney Love is a mother?
Is a mother? Is a mother to frants? Has been
Prosie from Havacan Newsboy. Oh yeah, she was a mother

(42:31):
actually picking up a fame here. She was a mother.
I remember asking her about that. And how's the plurisy
girl from Toudleheart. I'm not sure if she's a mother.
Top Friday, Top five people doing.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
I know what's happening here? Come on, Let's keep it, keep.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
It clean, keep it classy. Okay, Okay, we'll keep it classy.
Mummy time in the vestibule the Brescoes Lady Stacy's Mum
aka Rachel Hunter, who played Stacy's mum in the music video.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
We're looking for the top five mothers. By the way,
if you just because Mother's Days coming up on Sunday,
that Julie Coney, Yes, I will accept that.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
You will accept Julie Coney. Yeah, Stiffler's mum. Can I
nominate myself? Mother Russia? Okay? They are coming to think,
but there is a there is a prohibitive favorite. There
is a clear number one, I think. Can I also
put a vote in for the goat in the boat?

Speaker 10 (43:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yes, you mother?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah? So soon to be. So she's declared for the draft,
but she and she will be a number one peck.
But I just don't know if we're at draft day yet.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Lisa Carrington, Yeah, one of the greats.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
How about Oh what about Octo mom? Will you accept
Octo Mom? Mom? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Successful, a very successful mother. If you're looking at in
terms of attrition rates.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Look from Ragsman on the line for three working days
morning Loake what's your entry for Top five Moms Morning Fellows.

Speaker 8 (43:50):
Yes, so every town's got one of these, but the
particular stretcher road from the bridge into town Mom's on parade.
I think every sound's good a section a road that
you can just sort of cruise pass and see that
every day, usually around for nine nine and then a
three three o'clock pick up.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah, you'll get three. So I think that'd be like
Oriental Parade in Wellington. I think it'll be Tommicky Drive
in Aukland. What is it in Ragland? Is there one
down in Ragland?

Speaker 8 (44:17):
Well, you don't have any roads, so it's just the
stretch of why I know, are you from the bridge
into town and it's one of those old school footpaths
real close to the road. Oh yes, so you can really,
you know, just drive back and forth on there when
you've got to crush when you're on your day off
for the next two weeks.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Good good, good ad for Lululemon.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
They got a bit of Lulu Lemon.

Speaker 12 (44:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (44:38):
I think it's fitness where things are come out more
along that streture road than it does anywhere else in town.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Gotcha, And I'm not I'm not a.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Post for that, are you painting a vivid picture look
from REGs. Thanks very much for the call son your
gray mother of Lotto.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Sheeryl West is getting a lot of votes on three
for three for our top five mothers.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Hell's bears, I've do her mom, Laura McGoldrick, all right,
let us go to what about a soccer mom? Let's
go to the Let's have the spreadsheets collate your votes
that have come through on three four eight, three and
eight hundred Hadarchy and coming up next, we'll rank them
fight through one.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Jerry and Midnight the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
It's Sunday, so as a result, we're running the photo.
Top five today is the Top five mothers three four eight, three,
eight hundred.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Some honorable mentions that have come through on the text
line on three four eight and also three Mama just
killed a man, pretty mrcurate, mom's deodorant, simbers, mum.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
In the Lion Gangs, Great Mama mayor Mama may Yeah,
Chris Hopkins seems to be coming through about four or
five votes for Chris Hopkins not technically a mother.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Beth Hecky, Yes she's there.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Ellen DeGeneres and Caitlyn Jenna seems to be. I see
what someone's doing there. I see what you're doing there
with you, Caitlyn Jenna.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
All right, So shall we should we up the scab
off this thing? Should we kick this thing in the
guts to do it? At number five? Number five Mother
of the Nation, Judy Bailey.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Of course, Judy Bailey and a great team worth Richard
Long back in the day. Yeah, Richard and Judy very
much to the father and mother.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Touch of the keys is about him, old Richard Long.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
He did it actually with the mo Yeah, a great
Newsreyer underrated.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Yes, I always though you always said that Number four,
Mother Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with the
blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
If it wasn't for her, where would we be?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Where would we be? You'd be in the hospital or
would that go with Plaris or in the penitentiary? Number
three Mummy time in the vestibule.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Okay, that's interesting that that one's come through. I'm surprised
about that. That's a surprise.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
That's a shocker.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I mean, she certainly doesn't realize that she's on a
list in New Zealand. She's from the UK, she's on
a list in New Zealand for the top five mums.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Well, you'd have to think that it was in the
back of her mind when she was doing it. This
could be my key to stardom in about twenty years time.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I'm sure if her daughter thinks she's great.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Number too, The mother fucka Tava, Yes, half Back four,
the Highlanders and the All Blacks. The motherfucker Tava has
got to be in there, and he's in there at
number two, number one. Stacy's mom has got it going on.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
So many votes for Stacy's mom.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
So many and I've rolled all of the votes for
Rachel Hunter into that as well because she was Stacy's
mom and the video. It was prohibitive that the Hodarky
hive mind activated this morning and just a million ticks
came through for Stacy's mom.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Yeah, Jerry and Leni The Hodarchy Breakfast the best way.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
To catch up on what you missed The Hodarchy Breakfast
radio show podcast.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
You sure you want to do this? No, I'm not,
but look as long as you got I think we
proved to ourselves yesterday that we are capable of a
social media blackout, and so I think that's something that
we should we should keep in mind going forward anytime
we're about to slag off someone in our immediate family. Yeah,
but potentially someone that we live with or like your mum,

(48:04):
all that stuff you're doing yesterday about your mom.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
The sexual partners with my mum yet the two sexual partners.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Yeah, you called for a social media blackout yesterday. Yeah?
What when you were granted that?

Speaker 12 (48:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
I appreciate that. Although I haven't checked to see whether
or not that ended up in the podcast. I just
think sometimes you just need to have something that's just like.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yes, and it is really between us, because what's going
to happen is if it all ends up on social media,
we're going to shut down and we're going to stop
sharing these things with you, all right, So what we
need is the kind of silence from you at home
as well, that you're not going to record this and
then post it somewhere else. I would also say something
that Jerry said just before. We can't hear Zoe through
in studio be and she does all the social media,

(48:42):
so when Jerry asked for a social media blackout, she
couldn't say anything back. You have to go off Zoe's face,
and she gave you back the blackface, that's right, which
means social media blackout? Granted?

Speaker 6 (48:54):
Can I also point out that yesterday's radio show highlights
podcast is not called Jerry's Mum, So if you search
for Jerry's Mum on I Hate Radio wherever you get
your pods, you will not find our podcast from yesterday.

Speaker 11 (49:05):
Good.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
That's important. I just think sometimes, particularly in today's day
and age, there's so much recorded, there's so much, yeah,
so much account of everything. It's like, what about the moment?
What about just being in a moment and sharing the
moment to get that?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
So to that end, could I request a moment? Now?
Could I request the social media blackout? But sure?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
And so this is not going to end up in
the podcast nothing. Is that the blackout gong?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
That's the blackout gong. I've blackout, We've blacked out here,
all right. It's just us in here. It's just us
in here. I'm thinking about calling the engagement off.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
So I don't know if this is the forum for them.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
So the other day we went to the supermarket and
I bought a new toothbrush because I needed a new toothbrush.
I bet the dentist in a long time, and I
wasn't looking and I just grabbed whatever you want?

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Do you think, just question without warning? Do you think
that the giving a new toothbrush is going to keep
you from the dentist if you haven't been for a
dentist for a long time.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Well, stay with us here, Jerry. We can find out.
So I get home and I checked the packet and
it said extra soft bristles, like extra extra soft. Oh yeah,
this thing. I mean, it wouldn't have knocked the bloody
fly off a pork chop. It didn't clean anything. It
was the most limp toothbrush I've ever used in my life.

(50:30):
I might as well have been brushing my teeth with
my finger. It was ridiculous. Clothes brush, Oh yeah it was.
It was ridiculous. It was so flaccid, And so I thought, okay,
this is Why was it flaccid? I don't know, it's
just usual. So I text the missus. She texted me.
She said, oh, hey, I'm off today. I'm out and
about doing a couple of jobs. I'm just going to
do the groceries on the way home. Do you want

(50:50):
anything from the soupee? And I said, yep, new toothbrush pleased.
That last one that I got was way too flaccid.
So she goes out and gets me and I get,
did you use that Jim place? Yeah, I said, it's
way too flaccid, and.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
You can be careful with that.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
But anyway, so she goes out and she gets me
a new toothbrush. I come, I open it. This thing
whatever that if that was at one end of the spectrum,
this thing is that all the way the other. As
soon as I started brushing my teeth, my gums just
started bleeding. They don't usually do that. One of my
teeth came out. It was a It was so the
bristles are so hard. You know, when you brush your teeth,

(51:24):
you sort of push down and the bristles go all
around your teeth. I can't. I can only brush like
the top of my teeth. It's like a break teeth area.
It's like brushing my teeth with a break. It's ridiculous. Okay,
well I can't spend there the own defensive Jeff, you've
gone so it's too soft. You've said that this one's
too soft. She's she's gone on with something that's harder.

(51:45):
But it's too hard, Jerry. It's too hard, and it's
killing me. It's hurt it hurts my gums. I get
sore gums afterwards, and I'm staring down the barrel of
the rest of my life like this. I don't know
if I can do it.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Man, Okay, so you're going to call off the engagement.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Well advice from a man who's been engaged for longer
than anyone ever. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I mean, maybe you're right, Maybe you're right. I don't
know if she's the right one for you.

Speaker 13 (52:12):
Jerry and Miniah The hold Ikey Breakfast Sports Chat with
acc Head g Lane, brought you by Export Ultra the
bier for him.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, acc Head g Laine.
There've been allegations that have been coming through this morning
on the text machine. Interestingly on three four o three,
because we've been talking about corporal punishment, they're reintroducing it,
g Lane and Singapore excellent and apparently you got administered
a few strokes from Major Gay.

Speaker 12 (52:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (52:40):
Well, look, I went to Southall School for boys now
girls as well. But yeah, look Major Gay. He was
a big fan of the Cane, almost too much to
be honest with Major Gay. But look, listen, it did work.
He only strapped me once across the hand and that's
because I called him an old poff And I never
called him an old poff again.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
And you're only going to hit one of them. Yeah,
that's right now. Forgive me. What was his name? Major Gay? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (53:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yes. And he was oh yes,
and he was he was an old he was funning
enough off the fast show.

Speaker 11 (53:14):
Yeah, make a gay.

Speaker 12 (53:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (53:15):
And he used to coach the cricket team. And he
used to sit on a stool with a cane and
can't you and do what that boy needs a damn
good buggering. Back in the day, we would have buggered him.
That's kind of that was major game.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Well, there's a text that's just come from here on
still going.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Here's a text from Marty who's his major go sacked
me on the arse with the cricket bat at South
School eight Oh yeah, look.

Speaker 9 (53:41):
I mean he was doing it up right up until
the cutoff that, don't you worry? And how also next
to him there was another another teacher who was a
big fan of the Kiwi cricket wicket. Across the back
of the knee, Oh yeah, used to make a sound
of a lightsaber.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah. South School was an interesting one. You
lame because someone else text in and said that after
they banned caning, there was a letter that went around
for parents who signed it and said that their kids
could still be cane.

Speaker 9 (54:09):
Yeah yeah, I mean, look, we deserved it. That was
a great school and you didn't. I mean you needed one,
That's what I'm saying. The Major Gay only had to
do it once in there again, I mean not a buggering,
but a caning.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
But sure, there's a different time. There's a few texts
from many, many, many, many people were strapped by Major
Gay evidently on the text slide that.

Speaker 9 (54:28):
He was very, very good at it. Let's be honest.
I mean he was talented.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
He has his work.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
He's caned his way through the White Gaddo by the.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Looks of it.

Speaker 9 (54:35):
Yeah, I mean a right, So you can't say the dead.
I mean he died a long time ago. He was
about one hundred when he was caning as well.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Major Gay. If he was brutal this text, yeah, oh yeah, but.

Speaker 9 (54:45):
You know he didn't back around in his class. He
only caught him alf one.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
What's happening in the world of sport? We're we're on here.

Speaker 9 (54:59):
Told me I'm going to take you to the BSA,
I'm taking you. No one made me aware I was
on here right What is going on? Bye for the Warriors,
So you know that's half the weekend out. But tonight's
probably the pick of the games we've got tonight, and
that is the Crusaders versus the Blues back at Takaha,
our first time after the super Round, so that's going

(55:20):
to be a cracking game. I think this one tonight
at seven o'clock live free right here on Hodeki and Ihart.
So that's probably the pick of the games of the round,
to be honest. Because tomorrow night, I think Mowana versus
the Canes Kanes have rolled out a kind of a
one B team for that game, so if you're going
to watch one, it'll be that. And also tomorrow obviously

(55:40):
Auckland FC taking on Adelaide and the first leg of
that final. If you are around the Auckland region, get
on down, get one down and support and be a
great afternoon.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Manis calling in a drawer, Man's going for the drawer draws,
playing three seventy at the ta B Adelaide, paying three
sixty Orkland are playing one ninety four.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
I just think if it's if it's Nila all if
every chance that Adelaide in particular will try and park
the bus isn't there because they go to the second League.

Speaker 9 (56:04):
Yeah, look, that's that's interesting there, the home and away
kind of thing. We talked to Steve Coroky yesterday on
the agenda which will be out today and where he
did we did discuss that. We just said, what's the
strategy here? Living in behind the go and smack it
up the field and hope for a gold some stage
to take the advantage. And he's like, no, no, at
home they like to play entertaining foot either. I've beaten
them at home so far this year, so expect a

(56:26):
few goals. But you're right. I mean, if you're Adelaide,
you'd take the bus and hope to return back to
the Adelaide. But that's what's good about home and away football.
Who'd you talking to? Nick Becky? It's such a good
idea because the best games and the best team to
get more games at the end of the season.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I know I've not thought of it before.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
That's so so stupid I am, but I'm not considered that,
but yeah, you get more games with the best team
of the business.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeah, we talked about it on the Agenda podcast yesterday. Lane.
What about like a three game home and away series
and super rugby for the playoffs, so you shrink it
down because next year there'll only be ten teams, so
the top four make it. But each of those semis
is going to be home and away and home, so
three game series, so you get three of the of
the best.

Speaker 9 (57:07):
And that's and that's all you want to watch, because
that's that's the problem. To break you a little bit,
is that lull in the middle of the season where
you know, the Chiefs end up playing the fours and
then the Hurricanes are playing the other like words like years,
you know what I mean. And this would if you
if you backload it with actual proper Derby's you know.
But potentially you've got you play one away and then

(57:28):
if you're if you qualify first, you get one away
and two home.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and whatever way you want to do that.
I like that because because also it makes every game
during the regular season mean more because you need the
seeding so that you get the home field advantage in
the playoffs. It's just I don't know. I think we
might have fixed the super Okay, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Thanks this morning for there's a couple more major gay.
Apparently it was called Magnus Wakus.

Speaker 9 (57:55):
Oh yeah, oh yeah he was.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
He was.

Speaker 9 (57:57):
I mean, like I said, he was a dangerous strong
right arm. I mean it was. It must have been
a great javelin thrower.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Was he married?

Speaker 9 (58:06):
Oh no, no, married to the job, married to the
job of the military.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
That's why I had such a strong right arm, by
the sounds of it. Thanks for your time as here,
g Lane.

Speaker 9 (58:15):
Okay, I'm taking here the bday all right, Okay, I
should have told me.

Speaker 7 (58:20):
Jerry and Mini the Hourarchy Breakfast, Jerry and Mania, we
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Speaker 3 (58:29):
So yesterday we read out this text here Cura, jerrym
and I just thought Readbrecky versus a Big Show weightlifting
challenge bench for his challenge. How about you guys make
it fully inclusive and five the five. You guys get
big Sandy Breakfast to Jason and they get prebs. I
reckon bex is the secret reapon, cheers Ginger. John the

(58:52):
trucking palm, so that would be I think what he
was really meaning was that it would be me Manaiah Ruder,
Zoey and then we get prebs. So that means that
we'd go four males, one female makes it five, and
then they would go Hoidy, j Minoggio, Keezy, Pugs and

(59:17):
big Sandy's.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Now I like the sound. Now I think that's fair.
What was their reaction.

Speaker 10 (59:24):
Except for the fact that it's the big show versus briefast.
It's not days versus you know what I mean. I'm
an interest man that I'm firing up. Now you got
to We've got to strike while the iron's hot. Here
it's four v four it's us versus them, So it's
just four be four, right, look at it.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Well that's sort of that's my feeling. Make tomorralize.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Well, look, i'll tell you what's tomoralizing about it.

Speaker 10 (59:49):
As we're going over and over the same point, over
and over and over again, and they just.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Need to suck it up this whole thing.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Unless I'm mistaken, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Was their idea. Yeah, I'm ptty sure.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I can't even remember.

Speaker 10 (01:00:01):
I don't say it was just so that I can
better make my point, So don't bring it up as
the idea if you then don't want to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah, do you know what I mean? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:00:11):
Totally, And don't just keep trying to, you know, shift
your way out of things. They're always maneuvering. Just breakfast
V drive for V four both teams, let's get it on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
So they've agreed to that then, so it's I don't know,
it's the ole thing is. Look, he's my think. We've
won two. What's in this for us? Why would we
I know that there's been a misremembering there, but why
would we have challenged them to a third contie? So
there's nothing in it for us.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
No, we have taken it out, and we'll take this
out in whatever shape or form it ends up finding
its way into. In twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
I do agree with Mogi, though we are spinning our
wheels a little bit here. I was of the opinion
that it should have been four x four. I guess
I'm in a grants with them. You hate women, Jerry,
so you've decided.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Apples versus apples, and I'm a when it comes to
bench press, I'm a I'm a bench pressurist and everyone
knows that Ben Price Teams made.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Up a three round three three three advanced, that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
He doesn't seem like we've got anywhere chere.

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