📻Top Five Positions - The Radio Show

Today on the show, Jerry and Manaia decided on which positions should be in the top five...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Darchy Breakfast get back to work and back on
site with Bunning's trade sharing me.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wells and the Nice Stuet. Find them on Instagram at
Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Welcome along to the Hurache Breakfast. Friday the thirtieth, Oh God,
January twenty twenty six. Mon Name's Jimmy Wells has a
nice Stuart.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Good morning, Jeremy Wells, Good morning, Routed, Good morning Zoey
womanning the phones out in the studio, Ben Heavy Friday.
To you, if you to those who celebrate, It's come
around pretty quickly.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I think you speak some people out there, some communities
that don't sell it celebrate Fridays, yep.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
And I'd like to be respectful to those communities who
don't celebrate. You know, people trying to look to get
in shape a little bit, you know, they might forego
a Friday blower in the pursuit of a sex pack.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I guess some people celebrate Fridays is seven Sundays and
Sundays is Tuesdays. Well.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I used to work at a place where a couple
of my work mates considered Saturday Friday to be shitty Saturday.
They were just doing no work. That all just sort
of agreed to do nothing, and then Thursday was shitty Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
This is this work? Is it?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
It was it's out Yeah radio station. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And now I work here again and I'm looking to
reinstitute that.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
So let's do that today. Yeah. Good on your happy
shitty Saturday, New Zealand. Yeah, good on you. Welcome along
Thorn that's coming up later in the show.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes, this is huge, big fan of bread Thorn, big
bad bread Thorn. I think he's one just about every
trophy that you care about. I think you won an
NBA title the Lakers back in the.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Day, Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Something happened last night, something I witnessed, and it was
one of those moments, like by moment where I managed
to put my finger on a feeling that I'd been
having for quite a while while I was watching the
news last night, and I thought, this morning, I'd like
to address it with you guys, and I would like
to address it with the nation because it is an
issue that affected this nation on a on the global
stage as well. I think it's time we have an

(01:49):
open and honest discussion about the state of Chris Luckson's sunglasses.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
He has shades.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
He has a devastating array of speed dealer that it
just deploys anytime he has to be outside. So last
night on the news, he was in a helicopter dropping
KFC off to the East coast, which, by the way.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Spectacular move.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
You know, you want to win votes, I reckon that
should be His whole campaign is just flying around the
country dropping KFC. But anytime he steps out of the
be hove, it's like someone hands him the worst possible
like meme glasses that they can possibly fine.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
They've got the describe them for a jury. You're just
looking at a picture of them here. So they're glasses
that you'll remember from about two thousand and two. They've
got a thin arm on them, it's almost like a
wire arm. But then they've got two rectangles. Yeah, they're
slightly rounded rectangles molded. Yeah, with the really thin band

(02:43):
in the middle on the bridge of the nose.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
They kind of touched the matrix about them.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I feel like they prata really Oh yeah, I think
they're a Prata glass from like two thousand and two.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
That makes sense because you are a sunglass cond of siew.
You've got many, many different Piers. So this is why
I wanted to bring this to your attention, because look,
I didn't vote for him, but he is my prime
minister and he represents me on the world stage, and
so I think we can all agree as Kii's wherever
you stand on the political spectrum, we want our prime
minister to look good. And I just I just don't

(03:15):
know if he's hitting the mark right now with these shades.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Well, he's He's been seen in a couple of different ones,
So he does have those particular shades. Either they're either
ray bands or the or they product I can't tell. See.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I thought they were like petrol station sort of jobbies.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
No, he does have a pair of petrol station speed
dealers that he wears every now and then as well. Yeah,
but I think yeah, the plastic frames, I think those
ones are actually acceptable. Okay, well you like the station.
I don't mind the petrol station ones that he wears.
Really yeah, Well, there are honest pair of petrol station
sunglasses like they do. The trick been plastic, the plastic rooms,
the plastic ones. He's obviously been traveling, he's been out

(03:50):
and about. He's left of sunglasses at home and then
he's swung by a petrol station and grab a pair
of sunglasses. He hasn't done that, nothing wrong with that.
And then you know that's the pair of sunglasses probably
that you never lose. Yeah, that's that's unfortunate, unfortunately. Yeah,
but it's the ones that he thinks are cool, which
are the ones from two thousand and two that are

(04:10):
not an ironic pair of sunglasses from two thousand and two,
and I think they were never even that cool in
two thousand and two. Good they were. That's the thin
arm with the and they sit too far back on
the nose.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, they're pressed up again. That's how I know his
eyelashes are short, because I could never press glasses that
close to my face. My less to be all over
the inside of that thing.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah. They they just what they do is they accentuate
the thumbness of his head.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh, someone has summed it up on the text line
three four eight three. He looks like white Morpheus from
the Matrix.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
That's that's exactly. That's exactly what they are. Goddamn it
they are. They're like, they're like really bad, mate, So
what do you reckon? Two thousand and two, two thousand
when did the matrix come out?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, but would have around then? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah? And I mean the challenge for him though, is that,
I think because sunglasses are negli you know, like some
people just don't suit any sunglasses. Some people, like a
friend of mine, her gift her party trekkers that every
single pair of sunglasses looks good on here. Really she's
just hot, is it? Well? Look, I mean she is

(05:15):
definitely an attractive woman, right, but you know there are
attractive people out there who don't suit glasses, don't suit sunglasses.
It's a rare gift. And she does the thing. She
goes and she goes, oh, I like new sunglasses. And
she goes, should we do the track? And I'm like, sure,
let's see if it still works. Puts it on and
I said, yep, it still works works.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I've got a friend who no pair of sunglasses has
ever suited him, and no hat has ever suited him either. Yeah,
and just no accessory suits him at all. And his
theory is God made him perfect. And was like, I
like that, why would you need to dress it up?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah? I mean Chris Likes has got a couple of things.
He's got also the wide tie, which I actually brought
up with him last time he came to the studio
fat tie. He's god, still got the fat knot? Yeah,
oh the double windsor is he going to the double ones?
It looks like a quadruple windsor Yeah, what are you
doing with the fat knot?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, nobody goes with the fat not.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Well, you're not going to a wedding in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
No.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, although every now and then when I go to
the fat knot, it's because the shirt that I've got
is I can't do the knicker at the next too tight.
I'll go to the fat night to cover the button. Yeah,
and I'm fine with that. Yeah, that's that makes a
lot of sense. But that's because I'm just wearing whatever
shirt I've got. He's the prime minister.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, I feel like, like a lot of guys out there,
Christopher Luxon, our prime minister has just locked himself in
fashion of two thousand and two.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, he fossilized.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yep, he's decided that that's his time.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I reckon when he picked up he would have been
rocking those things back then. It would have been like, Yep,
that's me done, this is my time.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, it's a common male Kiwi phenomena.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
It happens all the time.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
So you see a guy with a soul patch in
twenty twenty six, Yeah, yeah, nineteen he was living in
a flat in London, a house, Yeah, doing heaps of things.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
He's just stuck there.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
Would Chris Luxon look good with a soul patch or
would it suit what he possibly needs to be it?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah? I think so what kind of glasses does he need?
Three four eight three eight hundred keep here, John Lennon's
I have to get him in a situation and trying
to be on These ones are not working.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Jerry in the Night the Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
We're just talking about Christopher lux In the Prime Minister's
sunglass game, which is ordinary. Yeah, look, it's a it's
look in.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
What I would say to you, Jerry, is that it's
certainly something that we're looking at and an area where
we could improve.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I don't think anyone's giving him any styling advice. It
doesn't seem so. I mean people used to give the
Prime Minister Heving Clark styling advice and she's like, no,
I want this practical haircut and I want some makeup.
They can just wip on. Yeah, and I feel like
just sinda adrn. She was criticized for like doing he
here too much or too much?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yea, there's obviously no one here. But I think we
can all agree this is not a one the.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I don't know the other thing about the jacket that
he's wearing, the casual jacket. They're wearing a suit and
it's got a giant silver fern on it, but it's
blue because obviously someone's told him that navy is his color,
because he's always in a navy suit. Well, I think, yeah,
I think what it is.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I think what we're dealing with here is because of
the weather events that we've had, and he's had to
be out in the community showing face.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
But he's an inside dog, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Like he's not used to going outside, and so when
he is outside, he looks just a little bit awkward
and it's like, how do I do? What do I wear?
How do I you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
He also looks like a big man. He's got a
big man look, yes, you know, like he just looks
like he should be large, and then you meet him
and he's he's small. Yeah, it's quite weird. Yeah, it's
like he should be about six foot tow or three,
but he's about five foot eight. I think it's the.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Baldpart that's thrown your eye something about it. You see
a photo of a board man and you just for
some reason, your brain goes, he's huge. Yeah, And when
they're not, you're like, hang on, he.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Looks like Lee Hart, but he's half the size Lee half.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
People have been texting in on three four eight three
because we wanted to have an open, honest, raw discussion
about the state of Chris lucks and Shad's bogs texted
and Chucks and Mark Lundy's on him. He'll sit them
to a tee.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Good. The blue blockers, the blue blockers wall, that's the thing.
The blue blockers are great, those oversized ones, particularly if
you've got a big head. Yeah, you know, you've got
to think sunglasses have to match the size of your head.
If you've got a big head, you've got to go
big glasses. Yes, Otherwise if you go small glasses or
standard size, it makes your head look giant. So but

(09:42):
the questions, as we said, Christopher Luckson looks like he
should have a big head, but I think it actually
might be a small head. Okay, so we're rating as
a big head.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
We're not in on the Lundy's.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
I don't know about it. I don't know about the
blue blockers.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
How about Rob's texting? Yep, some red or blue tint
to John Lennon's and a bussy beard would look mean
U luck, sir, Well.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
That's a whole other issue. Should he have some facial hair?
There's not a here to be seen anywhere near that
guy from the top third. No, And I reckon he
needs some here somewhere. Is it good eyebrows? I don't Actually,
I don't know if it does. Okay, good point.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sort of thinking, maybe like a little go tea sort
of situation.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I reckon, Yeah, I think a go tea might help
him a.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Go tee into a pair of John Lennon's.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I've been saying this for the longest time. I reckon, rug. Really, yeah,
I think go rug. I don't go rug before the
before the election this year?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Rug?

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Up?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, what's the date, November seven or something? Yeah, I
reckon sort of October e trip to Turkey, get yourself
fitted into.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
A rug or the Turkey's herelines.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
I don't reckon actually the punch and grow. I reckon
just a rug, I mean maybe one from Jeffson Porium
on K Road or something. Just anything. Yeah, Ginger, change
it up, you know, you go, just changed up. Maybe
a ruster, maybe a Ruster wig and hat. You know,
when you're hanging around the East coast wherever you go,
you just change up your hear it's going to touch

(11:10):
the Nandois for the run home of the election campaign. Yeah,
I like it.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
TIX third three four eight three. If you've got any
sunglass recommendations for our dear leader.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Question from Malcolm here did Humpty Dumpy with Home?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Jerry and Midnight, The Holarchy, Breakfast, the History of Yesterday Today,
tomort stick.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
With politics for a Friday morning. On this day in
nineteen thirty three, L Hitler is appointed Chancellor of Germany.
What a day that was, Yeah, big day, big day.
They had no idea how that was going to turn out.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
They really did not, did they. They were in a
lot of trouble though nineteen thirty three. Obviously they are
in a lot of trouble in nineteen forty three, fifty
three that were coming right. Sixty three good as gold, Yeah,
seventy three, all good eighty three Gun Great Guns ninety
three anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Twenty three And on this day in nineteen sixty nine,
the Beatles performed their famous rooftop concert in London, their
final public performance.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Freezing Cold was the footage I have. You would have
seen it. They were wearing like they're wearing like fur
coats and stuff and just and their noses are like red.
It's so cold. I've watched that's on Get Back the documentaries,
and they really lined it up and it took quite

(12:33):
a lot to organize that, and then people were coming
and watching, coming out of their office bilding. Some people
were complaining about the noise, of course, I mean it
was the last time the Beatles ever played, and there
were people that were complaining about the noise.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Do you know what I love is there would have
been people who were complaining there at that time who
then went on to say, I saw the Beatles, but.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
The cops were down the bottom looking up at the
building and they couldn't really get up to the top
to do anything about it. But also, but the people
at Apple Studio or Apple I think it was the
company that they they owned, Yeah, downstairs at the door
were sort of negotiating with the cops, and the cops
are trying to get up and they're like, no, no,
you can't get back up. But in those days, you

(13:11):
didn't even have swipe cards to get into buildings. How
did anyone get into a building?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Then?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Jerry?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, because I'm need to believe at this place that
without a swipe card.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Would all be doomed. He just walked in the front door.
What turns out? Turns out just walked in. We hang on,
but how did everything not get stulen? Who knows?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
So what did they just run an app on their
phone or something? Is that how they got into the building.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
No, they're just ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
When they wrote that song during the Get Back sessions
in January nineteen sixty nine, Paul McCartney was twenty six
years old. John Lennon was twenty eight. What have you
done with your life? Personally, I've done nothing.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
If you haven't watched Get Back, that documentary the Peter
Jackson put together, definitely watch it. It is long, it's
like watching his cricket, but it is well worth it,
and at the end of it you really see the
relationship between John Lennon and Paul McCartney. It was a
very cool relationship. They make each other laugh the whole time.
Despite the fact that everyone thinks, oh that was when
things were breaking up. You see that there's a lot
of magic between those two and they love each other. Yeah,

(14:06):
love each other.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Two thousand and seven, Apple CEO Steve Jobs announces the
iPhone first revealed a few weeks earlier, but this is
when Apple stock went wild.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Three things, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, a revolutionary
mobile phone, and a breakthrough internet communications.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Twice are you getting it?

Speaker 5 (14:28):
These are not three separate devices. This is one device,
and we are calling it iPhone.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Who cheers when you announce a bit of.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Technology, same sort of people that are clap at the
end of a movie or when a plane land's regon.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
You should be ashamed of yourself.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
You should be disgusted with yourselves. But it did change
everything because remember back at that time, phones were getting
smaller and smaller and smaller, and.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
How cool you were was hinged a lot on how small.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Your phone was. Then all of sudden, when we realized
you could display pictures on them, when the iPhone came out,
we're like bigger. You now need to have a bigger phone.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah. Terrible news for camera makers, yeah, Pintax, Codek, Kodak goodbye.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, terrible for watchmens Yeah yeah, I mean it's just
there's so many things, you know, when people are like, oh,
I don't want the phone, you know, my life's no
better at the phone.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I'm like, there's such a crock shop.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
So when you get lost in a city that you've
never been to, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (15:28):
You pull out a map? Here? No, you use your phone?
You't want to take a photo of your kids?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah? Exactly did you get it? When was your first iPhone?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
What?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
What generation did you get?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
It must have been two thousand and eight or something, Yeah, right,
two thousand and nine. I actually don't remember.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I don't iPhone three was the first one I ever bought,
and I retired it and it just turned into an
iPod when I was at the freezing works and I
would just run music off that thing. My dad still
got it and he used it when he was working
in the mines.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, still gone born on this day. Christian Bale nineteen
seventy four. He hasn't acted that. You may know, Batman,
Where were the other drugs going? I never knew, I
swear to God of me and he shares a birthday
with Phil Collins born in nineteen fifty one from Genesis
and also his own individual accolades. He is also Rhoda's

(16:21):
first cousin once removed, husband's fourth cousin twice removed, and
after he hears about this, he might remove himself again.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
And that, yep, that's true.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Man first cousin once removes husband's fourth cousin twice removed.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
As a lame claim to find ohok is. And that
is the history of yesterday.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Today it's right, Smar but Friday, the thirtieth of January
twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Sir Jeremy Wells and the nice Stuart the Hurdarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Time for later sporty lines. Thanks to Export Ultra the
BF here Wiltenus number one Arena Sebelenka has powered into
a fourth consecutive Australian Open final with the straight sets
win over Elena Fittelina Sebilenka, who lost last She has
decided to medicine Keys. It's an too, that's too normal
that name for a tennis player.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Madison keysy than their bus.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
As she chases a third Melbourne Crown, Elena Rebelanka Rabbi
Kina actually is her name, Elena Raba, Raya Bakina and
tomorrow's final Rye Baina. Thank God there's a Breaker story.
The Breakers will retire a basketball singleer for the fourth
time their twenty three season history at Auckland spuckering it tonight.

(17:32):
Tom Abercrombie will join Paul Hennade, Dylan Boucher and c J.
Bruton in receiving the honor as they should.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
They were the full time winners of the National Basketball League.
He's played more games for that club than anyone else
and I believe he joins us in the podcast Today.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Still has some good guns and Australian sports journalist Paul
Sorry Phil Buzz Rothfield has retired after a half century
stint with News Corp. Is his fifty years covering Araby
League and the madness that comes with it. It is
long enough, but stress the Code remains the greatest game
of all sixty seven year olds looking forward to worry
free weekends for the first time and is that out life?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I don't think you can turn it off if you're
that kind of guy. If you Buzz they call him
buzz because he just buzzes around like a fly that
was you know back in the day.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Is that annoyse people? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah right, who just buzz around asking people, mate, what's
the deal with the latest star out of the Broncos today?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
And so they were like, can you buzz off man?
Their good nickname is Australians.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Tremendous nicknames Tiger. Yeah, they call him Pat coming solar
panels coming up next. I Mail may not have witnessed
the teenage dallions yesterday before hearing about.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
It, Jerry and Mni the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
A message that you sent yesterday into the group chat
really piqued my interests in I Stewart thought it might. Yeah,
and it said I think I I've just witnessed a
teenage deliance. Yes. I was out for my hockeirl.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Walk yesterday, which these days consists of a bit of
a run.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
But that's not what the story is about. But it
is happening, but it's not what the story is about.
And as I was going down one of.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
The because we've got these lovely walking tracks around where
I live, and I was walking down there was these
there were these two girlsbout one hundred meters ahead of me,
and they were sort of loitering in the middle of
the walking track, and I was like, the hell are they.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Up to something? Something was afoot.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
I could tell the body language was the nervous of
nervous excitement. They were pushing each other and laughing and
joking and sort of yelling at each other, and one
of them had their phone and was looking at it,
and then the other one yelled to mee like, oh
my god, stop, what the hell's going on?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
You know.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I went to walk past them, and as I did that,
one of them had walked down the track there was
like a strip of grass off the track that went
down towards the water, and she was like, come on,
come on, saying to the other one. The other one
was like no, no, no, no, no no, And eventually she's
like okay, fine. As she goes walking down the track,
they disappear off the walking track, down through the grass
into what I can only assume some sort of clearing,

(20:06):
and I was.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Like, this is weird.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
But then I kept walking and as I turned the corner,
two dudes come walking past me of similar age. Two
high school age dudes come walking past me. With their
phones in their hands, and I'll go, I know what's
going on here, right, this is a delight i've seen.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Is it a four way delion?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I think it was a four way dellions. I think,
as the kids are calling it, these days are two
men and so well, you know, there's all these stories
these days about you know, the younger generations meeting least
and less people. It's all online now, they're too afraid
to have face to face interactions with each other anymore.
I just thought this was great to see because this
is a tradition as old as time, isn't it the

(20:48):
teenage delions.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Did you go down there and show your encouragement and
show your support for that these kids were doing that.
I guess a lot of people listening might not know
what a delion says. The less cultured of the hurricue listener.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Picture Romeo and Juliet meeting up without the knowledge of
their parents.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
You know what I mean? Yeah, Well, here delions so
casual romantic or sexual relationship. The example Jack was not
adverse to an occasional delions with a pretty girl.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, that's right. And I think this is what was
going on here, because this is a tailor as old
as time. It's it's Romeo and Juliet from all the
way back then. I remember a member of my family
was once walking their dog, and their dog ran off
at a park and way metie and get back to
get back here. Everyone knows, get back here, get back here,

(21:37):
and the dog would run off into a bush. And
so they go to find the dog, like separate the thing.
And then all of a sudden, as they pull the
branches aside, the bush opens up and there's two teenages
going out.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I mean, who's going for it? And anyone ever gone
for it in a bush?

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Like?

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Sort of stay away from the bush.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
What I got up to after the Blue Light Disco
has got nothing to do with you, Ji, all right.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
What kind of bush could you get into? Because I
mean most bushous too thing to get into up here?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Maybe down there's some porous bush.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Let a story on one News last night about the
nasty odor in christ Church. I did say this. Melissa
Stokes couldn't stop laughing actually when she was reading the story.
A very unprofessional of Melissa. So apparently environment Canterbury's received
two hundred and ten complaints in the last day from
East christ Church residents and they've been reporting a strong

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sewage like odor. So the council said there has been
an increase in odor from the christ Church wastewater treatment
plants oxidation ponds, and it's apparently come from a period
of heavy rain.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I imagine the earthquake destroyed infrastructure around there probably didn't
help either. But and I reckon the reason that two
hundred and ten complaints have come through in the last
twenty four hours is because this is not the first
time that this has happened, and so these people are like,
oh God, there's that smell again. You know what, I'm
doing it this time. I'm sending it. I'm right into
my local MP. I'm doing it. I'm sending the complaint in.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Because what can they do about it. I mean, it's
a sewage pond. It has to be there. It has
to be somewhere.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
I don't know if it needs to be in a
suburb where people live, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I think send it out to somewhere else. Is it
in Shirley or something?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
No, it's in like Bromley. It's Bromley East. Yeah, Okay,
So yeah, then and then once that easterly whips up
and just comes banging in across the coast there, then
that that just whips up the whole whole city.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Reeks. I think they need to get rid of the easterly.
That's the problem. What's a good point. Why don't they
just right to God and get rid of.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
The easterly pair box heaven?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Because that sucks anyway, that easterly.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
It does suck. It is very consistent. You know, every
day at about three o'clock, your good weather's going to
be ruined by a stiff easterly.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
You're just about to sit in the afternoon sun and
then now you're going to freeze your tits on.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, I'd love to hear from someone from crushes. Is
anyone has anyone smelt the smell as anyone dealing with
it right now?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Is it's still there this morning?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Locals have taken to social media to express the frustration taken.
They took social media. Yeah, they took social media that
said sad days, still battling this s foul shit smell.
One person right, another one said sort this shit out.
I want my summit.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Well, that's that's to the easterly though.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Right, But there was another issue a few years ago.
There was some other stinch that smelt like decaying human remains.
Remember that. Yeah, I don't think that was the wastewater.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
So because of liquefaction.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
There was something else. It was some some giant giant
it wasn't it wasn't even it was a It was
a big stack of something.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Pond somewhere else mith Laer blew up. What they need
to do is get that sort of before the new
stadium turns up, because if people start coming over from
you know, coming in from around the country hearing all
these great things about Christ, you're just really surging a
hit at the moment it's finally sort of the rebuilt
out and they.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Get there, and what does it smell like?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Rod r You mean the one you Zealand stadium texta
on three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Whoever smelled it dealt it. That's a great point. Most
of you smelt your own. That was mine From about
three days ago.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Jerryan and I are joined the Complate the Hadaki Breakfast
discussion group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
Jerry and the Night the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
It's the five so of the top fives. We've done
in the past our full pepper hot, We've done our mountain,
our river, our beaches, and then last week we set
the world a blaze with top five Blazing Spots. So
we're still reeling from that end. We're working on a
publishing deal free coffee table book of the top five

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blazing spots in the country.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I'm looking forward to that. It's got to be out
before Christmas. We should go around. We get a famous
New Zealand photographer to maybe help us out with that.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
YEP, record a podcast from each of the places so
that you can drive along there and have a listen
to well think and potentially put the on CD.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh, that'd be great. So each place has its own CD. Yeah,
well it's going to have to because they'll be about an.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Hour long each.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah. And you were thinking about putting it in that
and that ring binder.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, so that you can form like the old AA
maps that used to have in your glove box, and
then you can lay flat on the dashboard.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I was also.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Thinking of having two covers, so the covers will be
cardboard and then two just in case a little bit
rips off.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
That's quite handy.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
The back cover or something like that.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Good if it was in rice paper.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, oh yeah, well maybe the page is a rice
paper like Bible pages.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
What's Derek Henderson the photographer doing at the moment? We
get Derek Henderson to come and take the photos shot
on my blaze.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
That was last week and we're still beavering away on
that in the background. This week for Friday Top fives,
we are looking for the top five positions. Top five positions,
top five positions.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, this would be an interesting one. Can see three
for three eight hundred hodaki?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, what's your favorite position? Maybe you could throw that one,
and then you might have an entire five. You might
have a whole list of five favorite positions, you know,
like for example, meat, wing attack.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Oh okay, I was going to say my least favorite
position if I was playing netball anyway, would be wing defense.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Definitely.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Wing defense is where you put the people that can't catch.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yes, the people that can't do anything. And in fact,
I think into a netball that's one of the first
positions that gets dropped.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Average height. Yeah, someone that's not tall, it's not short,
that's not fast, that's slow and can't catch one thing
straight away.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I think we can all agree first five is one
of the one of the great positions. It's essentially the
quarterback of a rugby team, isn't it. And to that end,
i'd add point guard on a basketball team with the
ball in your hands quite often.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
What about pole? Oh, pole position? You want? You pole
surely would have to be in the top five. Everybody
wants pole.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Everybody does want pole position. Sam's texts are on three
four eight three lights off missionary.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yes, yeah, my thing right? Look, can I just say something?
Can I come out and defend because I feel like
lights out missionary has been getting a bad rap recently.
I'll bet a chicken in a gallic nonh that's a
great Friday night Mate's another role with lights out missionary. Yeah,
I'll knock it till you tried it.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, it's like when people say that their favorite restaurant's
some swinky little restaurant that they like to go to. No,
it's not. It's KFC. I see you down there every weekend.
You're not at this flash restaurant. You're down at KFC.
Lights Off. Another text through mine's probably first slip minimum
running great position, one of the great positions.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
It is a great position, but you've got to be
able to back it up because you get one of
those necks and you've got to gobble it. If you
don't goblet, you feel like an absolute tit and you've.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Doggie Styles sixty nine, who are on top files nine
and CEO are some of the other positions that people
are texted through on three four, eight through.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yeah, keep those coming in were we'll lock the top
five positions down in the next ten minutes. Got to
be the wheelbarrowers. This Joe, Jesus, Josh, it's the this morning,
we're looking for the top five positions.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Some of the positions that we've discussed so far this
morning on the wing attack or pole position, which I
think we can all agree is number one.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
CEO. How about head coach. Yeah, that's one of the
great positions, isn't it. There's a great position.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Some texts been coming through thick and fast. Someone's actually
got their own top five here halfback striker, batting, third
point guard, reverse cowgirl. Top five positions Right Scott sticks
through to the Pakistani drill press or the pile driver
to us westerners.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
I never attempted that one is I.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Don't know if you that one could hold up to
that one someone else did any position, so long as
the cat's watching, it's the thing I have. And this
person backs up an earlier text a definitely first slip
heckel spot can catch no running, usually drunk if playing
with the pirates.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
This is an interesting one on three four eight three
the ombardsman. That's an interesting position. Shouldn't people get appointed
to something when you hear a lot about and you're like,
what the hell does that person do? The mat has
been referred to the onboardsman, so that's an official appointed
to investigate individual's complaints against the company or organization, especially
a public authority. Thesman referred it's always referred to, and

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they doesn't the onboardsmen seem like they have the answers.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
That's that's in my top five positions.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
They still calledardsman. Can it be obviously a woman an obardswoman?
Some Robin has think through.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I'm on a third date tonight and there's a great
potential to use one of these, so I'm hoping for
some good advice. Yeah, well, can we suggest the onboardsman?
Well asking her if she'd like to be the onbardsman.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Where who so the man? But who did on bards?
It's a weird description of all of those things to
call them on boards.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
What do they have to do with the home and
away omnibus? Another text through on three four eight three.
Great position to be in financially secure.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Ah, that's clever. It is a tremendous cleversion clever.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
On three four eight three secure. Just penciling in the
top five here as we go.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
A huge amount of hookers coming through.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yes, what's their favorite position?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
The chief whip? The chief whip? The chief is a
great position.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I've been doing this one right in the corner of
the L shaped couch and in the booth seat at
the cafe or restaurant. I occupy the corner of the
L shaped couch.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
It's a great one, isn't that You can put the
legs up. Yeah, good place to fall asleep.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
What about the position of mayor because it feels like
it's not that important.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
You get paid pretty well, yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
And you can kind of hide away. I think about
someone like Andrew Little right, he was in Parliament and
a lot of people wanted to know what he was doing.
Now he's Dwellington mayor and I'm like what do you do?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Wow, it's a funny one, the old mayor, isn't it.
You got your one vote on a council of eleven. Yeah,
and your vote as a mayor has exactly the same
as any other councilor. It's really a position of no
power at all. It smell of war without arms.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Speaking of men of war with no arms at ten
and not getting a bowl. That's this person's favorite position.
That is a good one.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
It's a long weekend, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
A Lamb's texter on three four O three eighteenth man
on a league field is Managa's favorite.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah, but you gotta clean the sheds is down the
annoying part back to the number ten and not getting
a bowl and then going final league to find league
all day long on hangover howl ignoriously.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, that's good stuff. Sleeping on my left side is
this person's favorite position. Same, my missus loves the downstairs
pook on it Jesus.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Okay, they all rounder siss texter Alpha of the dressing room,
bde always in the game stand number two and a
force there stands sharing share. Don't have the responsibility of
number one, but above three and four it's the that's right.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I'm frantically scrambling because the text are coming in so
fast and we're really struggling to collate all the details
to announce the top five. It's been some great ones
that have come through recently. Cups off on a Friday afternoon.
Great position to be in, great position to be in.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
The middleman.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
The middleman, Yeah, taking a cap for doing bugger all.
I wanted to be an accountant but didn't have the
personality for it. First base lights on legs of a
SHOT's missionary, shortstop, BK drive through is this person's favorite positions?
Scott front of the human Centerpede the front. I think

(33:34):
we can all agree you don't want to be the middle.
We can all agree on that. Let's just put that on.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Surely, if you're the front of the humans, okay.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
You want to be the front?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
You want to be the front of You don't want to?
Would you rather? You know what, let's not get into this.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
I'm confused as to what the front of the back
is the front.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
You're to find the front of the mouth is at
the front, the back, the back is at the back
the middle.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Surely, if you're at the back of the of the centipede.
Though you're the last You're the last human and the centerpede.
Yeah you are, and you're facing forwards.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
As you are, and your mouth is signed to the
back door of the man in front of it.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
That's why you don't want to beat the human human
centerped had some something else going on. You're thinking, you're
thinking of a conger line. That's exactly what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
You know me too well, alright, half bac striker batting
third point guard with his cowgirl the puck stage drapperes.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Okay, let us put this thing to bed. Showy by
the way, keep the text coming through.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
May get to something Milman. Number five financially secure is
the number five best position to be in great position.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
To be in financially secure if you can. It's not
stage in your life.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Ye number four stand two in a four stand sharing shair.
Don't have the responsibility of number one the gang but
above three and four, okay, number three, morning boys. My position,
My favorite position is untenable. You've done something dodgy, but
you can leave on your terms. Happy days chairs shame.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
From Yeah, so untenable, being not able to be maintained
or defended against attack or objection. There's a lot of
us that are in that situation.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Number two the on boardsman an official appointed to investigate
individual's complaints against the company or organization, especially a public authority.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
It's one of those things that nobody really knows what
they do, so therefore you can. It's a great gig
for someone.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
And without any further ado Number one one, lights off
Missionary mild, but a checking in a gallic nan as
your number one position.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Great position, great position.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
So in summery, your top fives are financially secure, untenable.
The onboardsman, stand number two and lights off Missionary.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
That was certainly how I was created. It's no doubt
about that stand number two. No, there would be lights
off Missionary.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Jerry and the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini the
hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Will you guys allow me to be vulnerable for a moment.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Please, jeer, this is a safe space. Man twenty loser,
Oh so twenty twenty six, I've realized it's time for
a new haircut.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Oh I like this. It's time for a new haircut.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
Thank goodness.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
I like fourteen years, fourteen years of fourteen years of
us shit time for a time for a change, okay.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Is this is a brave step for you, Jerry. And
this is something I thank every person out there deals
with from time to time.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
I myself have.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Just been through a transformation when I was over, when
I was down south for the holidays, you know, run Christmas.
You can't bookhim for a haircut. Everyone's too booked out.
So my mate was like, I'm going to get a haircut.
I'll see if you can squeeze. And the guy he
fit me on in his lunch break. So I'm very
thankful to him. He said, I haven't got much time,
is it. Just give me the Petter. Whatever you did

(36:58):
to Pete, just then do it to me too, okay,
And so he gave me the Peter.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah. Much moments is dismay.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
And then I was like, you know what, don't mind
it a little bit longer on back, as is the
style in South Canterbury.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Yes, And my missus goes, I don't hate it.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I was like, okay, well we're going to keep it then,
and so then I got it tied it up again
recently and we're running with it.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Okay, So you've gone slightly longer at the back.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Weirdly enough, I don't know we can use turns. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha.
It's slightly longer at the back. I can't really tell
with headphones on, but yeah, it's okay, but still slightly
sure it's not a mullet, but it's just slightly longer
at the back.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Are you going to keep it going slightly longer at
the back? Like, how much longer at the back you're
going to go?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
I was thinking of dreadlocking it and putting bottle cats
in it. Are you on your way somewhere or is
that just going to be you? Nah, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I'm just sort of I'm just sort of taking it
as it as it comes at the moment. But yeah,
I don't have a plan, but you do. I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I do have a plan, but my problem is to
get to my goal here. I it's I'm gonna have
to go through some pain. So I'm going to have
to go through some bad stuff. And while I'm going
through that bad stuff, unfortunately, I'm going to be on
television every night. So it's not like I can quietly
just whack a hat on no, and just go through

(38:16):
you because every you know, if you're going longer and
I'm going longer, so when you go longer, there's you
go through some terrible bits.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, okay, so what do you what are you going for?
What's your Does it have a name? This this style
your attempted.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
I don't know if it is a name. But the
problem is something came through on my feet and it's
essentially just longer on the side, so no longer shaved
on the side.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Longer on the sides, and board on top of the front.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
But pushed back, but longer. But it's but it's all
pushed back.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Prince Charming's at action.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
I believe it is referred to in some quarters as
the old money, but it's an engated old money. It's
it's kind of had old money vibes. Comparing yourself in bread.
I'm not comparing myself, no ruder, I'm not comparing myself
to Brad Pitt. But it's a journey and this is

(39:11):
the problem. And I said yesterday to the TVNZ stylist,
who's a lovely man, Clifton, I said, what how long
is this going to do? Because I said to hm,
physical do you reckon? This would work? He goes, I
think it will work. Yeah. I'm like, okay, how long
is the journey? And he said it's going to be
five months.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
It's going to be fraud and perilous.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
It's gonna be five months and there's going to be
some pain.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Is there anything more vulnerable than describing a haircut that
you think.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
The best way to catch up on what you missed?
The Hurdarky Breakfast Radio Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
One hundred forty eight seven five. That's the number to
call if you think you can answer three questions correctly
out of five, fifty dollars Bunnings vouches up for grat Yes.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
And I know a lot of people back to work
this week, so fifty dollars is going to go a
long way to however you intend to blow.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I'll steam this weekend.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
This is this is the first Friday, obviously second Friday
of the year for us, first Friday of the year.
I've been invited to the pub for lunch. Have you
first Friday of the year where I'm going to accept that
invitation as well?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Is that right? Rubber?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Alex joins us online. Alex, good morning, how are you going?
We're about to you in the country Cross beautiful?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Can you smell the poost? Quite? Yeah? Was it poos? Or?
Was it fucking miners?

Speaker 7 (40:32):
Number one? Tuesday and three?

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Is that right? Is that how you described the combination
of ones, twos and threes?

Speaker 4 (40:38):
I hate that?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Yeah? Holy Max? Now, I holy tryfect that, Alex?

Speaker 1 (40:44):
What school will you be representing today?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
One in college from Nelson? Why? Mate? Good basketball school?

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Was it shut up?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Terrible basketball school? Would you say, Alex? Yeah, a good
few players? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
No, not great?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
What would you say Wymer College was known for?

Speaker 6 (41:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Well, maybe it's about impressive.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Let's put it on the map, Alex. Five questions. Answer
three right and you'll win. We're not coming back to
any questions. So if you're passed, that's just a wrong answer.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
There we go, Alex. Question number one. If you combine
vind Vort, Heart, Fire, and Earth, what do you get?
Who was the Apple CEO that announced the new iPhone
in two thousand and seven, save John? Correct? What food
item did Lance and Chris kin sell in the nineteen

(41:47):
nineties apples? No, Okay, you've got to get these two correct.
What is the real first name of Kezy from the
Hiddecke Big Show? Correct? Here we go gotta get this one.
Come on, Alex, what R and B star was Whitney
Houston married too? Oh shit, come on, it's a color

(42:10):
His surnames are color.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
There.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Oh you were bloody cloes, Alex. That's close.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Bob Bobby Brown, Bobby, you either knew that or you didn't. Bad,
like Alex, is just the luck of the draw, mate.
Enjoy your Friday and enjoy your weekend.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
If you combined vort Heart Fire on Earth to get
Captain Planet.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Of course, of course fudge. Great question, by the way,
great question. What food item did Lance and Chris ken
sell in the nineties was fudge? And of course R
and B star when Houston was married.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
To Bobby Brown. But I mean, look, it's all academic,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Really?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
It is bad like Alex and I like Alex.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
Jerry and Mini the hold Icky Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight,
The hold Icky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Talking Bin chat at the moment? What day is the
best day for ben day? Someone six ther on three
four oah three? My Bin day is Friday. I love
it because of the because of the lovely weekend, the
long weekend. Rather, it's now Saturday. My neighbors don't know that,
but I do because of the council app which is
pretty lame but pretty handy. I am in the exact
same situation last night. I had to take a bit
of rubbishit around to the bin the bins around the

(43:19):
back of our house, and I went around there and
I looked out at the street and I saw one
of the rubbish bins was already out there, and I
was like, but they'd also put their recycling bin out. Now,
I knew that last week was recycling week, which meant
this week wasn't and so I but I had a
little bit of doubt, so I checked the council website.
Then I realized that because of the public holiday, which

(43:41):
as you mentioned before, Jerry pushes collection day back a day,
that actually it wasn't rubbish day on the Friday, and
it would have been it will be on Saturday. And
the smugness I felt when I walked back around the
front of the building.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I bet you felt.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
But then the funny thing that happens there is the
domino effect. When one person and puts they've been out,
everyone else freaks out. They put their bins and start
doubting it.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
It's not even been day. Yeah, you start doubting it.
You can't here to council websites of course and have
a look and work out what day you've been there,
So does that mean that collection? So normally obviously you've
got the public holidays, so nobody's collecting rubbish. Rubbish workers
are off, so they've got to work on a Saturday. Yeah,
and that's the situation. That's so you don't really get

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it out at all.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
What I don't really understand about rubbish collections being delayed
by a day is when you've got two public holidays
in a row around Christmas and New Year's but then
it seems to happen one day later, even though they've
had two days off.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Oh not, that's a good point.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
It's almost like being in a different time zone. It's
like being on daylight savings. Yeah, it's very strange to me.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Why is recycling only taken up every two weeks.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Because it's well, at least where I live, the bins
twice as big.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Yeah, bin's bigger for me too. But nowadays you're recycling everything, yeah, Like,
and there's so much packaging, so much boxing going on
with packages being sent to homes and all sorts of stuff.
I would have thought that that's going to have to
be every week soon. It may well do. And all
the drinking that we do it out here, dishwashers getting

(45:12):
delivered so much so empty piss bottles.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Have you ever been around someone's house and they won't
put the recycling out because particularly if it's those open
recycling bins, and they don't want the neighborhood knowing how much.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Past they get into it, so they style they store
it behind the thing, start hiding bottles around the house.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
What text her on three four eight three from Steve
the first person to put their bin out that influences
others to do the same, as known as a influencer.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
That's quite good. Hey, my son started a business over
the holidays and that was a clean a bin cleaning
business and did quite well. Actually you can't unfortunately, you
can't continue it on when he's at school because it's
a bit difficult to do. But what happens as people
put out their buns. He went down the whole street,
He went door to or knocked on all the doors
and said, if you want me to clean your bin

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for you, it's ten bucks, ten bucks, ten bucks a
burn reason because you know sometimes with your burn it
gets a bit mucky at the bottom. Yeah, the red
one anyway, And and sometimes people put dog pull in
it when they're walking along all sorts of stuff and
it can just reek and if you put it inside
your garage then it basically stinks out that. So what

(46:22):
he does you put your bin outs on the bin
day that you put your bin out, he'd just go
down and wait till the bins have been emptied in
the morning and then just go and then bring them
home and then he'd spread them out. We got a
high pressure situation going on water blaster and then return
the bin so you can just pull it in at night.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Great service.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
That's a if anyone's out, it's a smart idea for
a bit. If you had a track the issues that
you can only really do one straight because well, because
it's too hard to get the bins back to one place,
come out and do mind.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
It's Friday, the best spin day, I reckon I've got
I think I've got the best spin day Friday. Friday. Yeah,
into the week, although it's technically Thursday because you put
the bins out the night before.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
But yeah, I think Friday's the best day, you know,
I'd say, I'd say Monday.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
I agree with you, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
I used to be a Monday and now I'm a Friday.
But I did enjoy the Monday, the Sunday night ritual
of making sure that the rubbish was cleared up from
the weekend and then knowing that you've got that whole
week with a nice empty bin.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
I mean, is there any OCD people out there who
have moved suburb because of the bin situation? They're not
happy with their Bunday, so they've moved to a different
suburb with a different bun Day.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Getting touched three four eight three Jerry and Midnight the
Hot I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
As we're talking about what ben Day is the best Benday,
mines a weed and stay.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I'm happy with Weddnesday. I think that's probably the worst
worst Benday you reckon of all.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Yeah, I believe that's what Dave Dobbin meant when he
said Wednesday, don't mention Wednesday not a good one at all.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
What I mean, I'm fine with Wednesday. You're sick.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Just Wednesday. It's middle of the week. You don't want
to be running any Edmund on the Wednesday, but also
means sorry, I'm about to throw up. You so discussed
at your I'm so disgusted at your beIN day that
I'm about to throw ups.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Is going on here?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Bog sticks through bog here, Monday best day. Got to
cleanse the self of one's shameful weekends. Nothing worse than
walking past the filth of the weekend every morning on
the way to work. Yeah, that's a great point.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Yeah, I totally understand that.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
But midwek you just don't want that kind of dmind.
You know, you hit down, you're trying to get through
the week, and then you've kind of turned me around
here rude onto Monday being the best day because Sunday night,
you know, Sunday is the day for cleaning the house
and any life admin around there, So putting the bin
out makes sense.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Thursday's a bad day. Thursday, I reckon shoulderdays, Thursdays and
Tuesdays are the worst. O go Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Yeah, I've got Friday, Friday, I'm in love.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Well yeah, but it's tuning into a Saturday and long
weekends and holidays.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
I think I've had a Tuesday before, and the amount
of times that I forgot that it was rubbish day
because I was so caught up.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
And and then.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
You you'd wheel out, you'd wheel.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Out your drive.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
In the morning you're like, oh, I forgotten again. Yeah,
and then you've got to go back and then you
turn up to work.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Has anyone in this room here used their green waste
bin before that little wounder that the little wounded that
came out about three years ago.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
I think this might be an Awkland only thing. But yes,
there's a green bin that they ask you to put
your food scraps in because no one's got pigs anymore
and and so. But the problem is you've now got
this bin full of peg scraps just sitting in the
corner of your house somewhere, and now all of a sudden,
your bloody fruit flies everywhere. Absolutely, we stopped using this stright.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Yeah. I put mine straight in the recycling. Yeah. So,
and that went straight back to the council.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Now, what's disappointing about that? As well as we all
pay one hundred and fifty dollars a year and rates
for the privilege all that, Yeah, I think you can
ring them up. I haven't bothered yet, which is odd
for me. I think you can ring them up and say, hey, I've.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Never used it.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
I've put it because like you, I've put it in
the recycle bin.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah, not used it once, but at least it's getting recycled.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
As someone who used to work in the recycling industry,
I spend a few summers.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
This will shock you not at all that I had another.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Job I used to I used to sort the recycling
in the back of the trucks in the christ Church region.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
So you would dump the bins into a sorting tray.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
And then I would go brown, white, green, glass, paper, plastic,
and then aluminiu would have its own thing as well.
And there was a cul de sac that was I
had a giant apartment block and one of the apartments
in there was putting nappies in the recycling thing. And
it was so disgusting because you're going, you're working so hard,
this this, this. I grew extra arms whenever I went

(50:42):
into the sorting bait there and all of a sudden
you just reach down and just grab a nappy and
it's one of the most disgusting things.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
Can I ask you, manaia is someone that has worked
in the recycling field, because I often hear things like
if you put any rubbish at all in the recycled bin,
they basically and all of that recycling. Is that true
because I didn't realize that it all gets sorted on
the truck.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I don't know if it does anymore, but it did
back there. Now you just get pink sticked and they
wouldn't pick it up again next week. A few people
texting in around this. This chat really needs to go
on the band. Hey, Lad's wondering if you're going to
at least try and get it into Second Guess soon.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Today, men, I Marx two weeks since we started work
again for this year.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
And what a miles done, you know, And I think
we're probably both fairly well due another holiday.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
When's our first holiday? When is our holiday? Well? This
is the thing about this wellness treat that we're going
to do on the company. Dime's bloody smart. So especially
when you run a competition that's like a wellness treat,
get listeners along somehow ready how he makes money out
of it and then we also get a break at
the same time. Yeah, that's tex Tex texts a lot

(51:52):
of box.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
It's a fagazzi, it's a gas. And you know when
we initially came back on last week in our first
portocore was we need to book another holiday. We did
get a bit of backlash on the tick sign on
three four eight three, because there's a perception out there
that we don't work hard, that we're just sworn in
here and talking to a tin can before hours and
then buger off and play golf all day.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Can I just say jealousy gets you nowhere?

Speaker 1 (52:12):
That's right? And also we're going to take you with us,
so exactly unless you text it and slagging us.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Off, which we made no numbers. Don't worry about that.
Take you with us where though, that's the part that
we haven't I don't know, somewhere good.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah, that's right, And there needs to be some sort
of wellness aspect to it. And that is an issue
for me because I've never really had a I don't
know if I've ever done anything positive for my physical
and mental health in my life.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
No, I think we'd be better taking people on an
unwellness retreat.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
That I can do that that I that I know
about it. Yeah, and I have done for a number
of years now. But the wellness part of it is
the part I think we need, you know, we need
the yin to the yank.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah, well, just I guess it's a chance to try
some things that you've never tried before, the wood to
the tang, especially if it's on the company dime, some
expensive stuff. I mean, I saw an article about thenotherapy
and the Herald sounded quite good. Yeah, so you take
it like a it's like a red wine bath. It's
apparently great for your skin, all the tannins getting into

(53:14):
your skin.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I can imagine it would and if you you wouldn't
even need to take a glass of wine into the
bath with you. You just dip your head under a little bit.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah, so hold on, how.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Does it they draw you an entire bath of wine?

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah? So you soak in a warm bath infused with
great extracts. I'm I'm picturing red yes, yep, yes, But
it's not like letters of drinkable kind of wine, right,
It's it's like a treatment. It's like a temporanillo based
skin friendly infusion of course like this, and it's the

(53:47):
final step really in a multi step journey that you
definitely drink wine before you go in there.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I can't imagine they're using the top of the range
wine for this, You know what I mean? This would
be this will be the off cuts.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Yeah yeah, cheh, sir, Well, chock a, that's a good sack.
I check a couple of in insects in there. And
so what you hop in? Is it warm? I presume
it's warm as well. It's not a cold bath. It's warm.
It's also candlel it. Oh yep. So it's big enough
for two, so you and I could both hop in.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
And then you can't get out until you drunk your
way out. Is that? It sounds really good. The wine
bath experience includes access to the bath. Obviously, you get
a cranial message and a full body massage with grape
seed oil. Plus the important part, you get glass of
wine and snacks beforehand. It costs about nine hundred and
fifty dollars per couple, but it is in civilian front

(54:36):
that it's.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
On the company diamond is the only problem. You have
to wear a swimsuit.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
How often something Jerry and Mania We hatched the radio
show from six to ten weekdays, The Darchy Breakfast Jerry
and Midni the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Earlier on on this show, we were addressing something. I
had a something that was It had been irking me
for a while, and I finally put my.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Finger on what it was last night when I was
watching the.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
News, and we decided that it was time that we
had an open, honest, raw discussion about the state of
Chris Luxeon's shades, the array of sunglasses that he deploys
whenever he has to go out into the field. It
needs to be studied. I don't think he's the only
man that wears glasses that don't suit him, but he
is a man that wears glasses that don't see.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
How do we describe as sunglasses. I'm looking at a
picture here that come I believe that from about two
thousand and two. Yeah, you probably can get a design appear.
They're either EDDI Das used to make them, yes, or
maybe Prata.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
But they've got a thin arm on them, yep, like.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
An aluminum aluminium arm, aluminum, if you will.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
And then a rectangular but slightly rounded on the edges,
quite large lens lens, no frames, no frame, no frame,
no frame, and then the thin bridge and then the
metal bridge that almost matches the arm.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Yes, somebody described it earlier on this morning on the
show as white Morpheus from the Matrix, Yeah, which.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
I think is apped hard to find glasses like that nowadays.
So I'm thinking that this is a pair of glasses
that he's been running for some time.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
I think as a man who wears glasses every now
and then, I think what's happened here is once upon
a time one person gave him a compliment about those glasses,
and he's decided to stick with them forever.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I think we all do that, as many do. You
reckon someone's given. Nobody's given him a compliment with those classes.
That's impossible. In fact, I've got to say disappointing from
his wife, Amanda, because he shouldn't be allowed to leave
the house of those things, like you're the Prime Minister,
you can't be wandering around in those d.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
She's let the nation down. I think is the first
Lady of New Zealand, and I think we can all agree,
ever you sit on the political spectrum, whether you voted
for him or not, he is our leader. He has
a representation on the world stage and as such, I
think we all want him.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
To look the best he possibly can.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
You know how Winston Peters goes on about being anti
woke and things like that, Surely Winnip could call him
out about this. And because he's got so much moner
as well, that you'd have to listen to him. It's like, mate,
those are shit sunglasses.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
I have seen, Actually, Winston Peters, that's an interesting one.
I've never seen him in a pair of sunglass, but
I imagine he'd have a reasonably strong sunglass game. For me,
it's a it's a couple of things. You. I mean,
look Christopher Lux and he can afford whatever sunglasses he wants.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
He can.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
He used to be the head of a New Zealand.
He's got sixty eight thousand rental properties. Sell a rental
property for God's sake, and buy these pair of glasses.
Because I remember when John Key came on the show
years ago on the Hidocky Breakfast. I think it was
the time when we asked him whether he had done
number threes recently the last time he fed the chickens.

(57:42):
He came in and he was telling a story about shoes,
and he said he was talking about diplomacy. And he
goes one of the most important things as a promem
minency is having a really good pair of shoes. And
so he said, these months, for example, and he pointed,
it goes two thousand dollars off. And I was like,
and they wear a bloody nice pair of shows. It's
like an Italian kind of loafer. But it was a

(58:03):
nice Italian loafer. And he goes, He goes, you can't
be turning up to some meeting with a head of
state and you're not wearing any peering a pair of
hush puppies.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
That's right. So on, we took to Instagram, we took
to social media. We checked it up on our Instagram story.
We asked you for your help. What kind of shades
should sea lux should Clucks be rocking at the moment?
And a few messages have come through acc speed.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Dealers well better than the ones he's wearing. Now.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
These glasses he's wearing makes them look like he's about
to use his men in black neuralizer speed dealers obviously,
and then the yeasy ones, you know, the ones that
don't actually have lenses but bars across the eyes.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Here's a bit of advice for Clucks. Do a social
media post of you going out shopping for a new
pair of sunglasses, and look, people, everyone wants to shop
for sunglasses. Every one looks at sunglasses at some stage.
Trying on different piers of sunglasses might make you more popular.
Should we take them? Should we taken sunglasses? I've got
like fifty peers of sunglasses at home. I collect them. Yeah,

(59:05):
I'm happy to help him out. He's our after all,
he's our prime Minister.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Jerrrian min the hold Ikey breakfast fellas.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
I don't know if you've seen terrible news coming out
of the States. Steven Adams is out for the rest
of the NBA season after having surgery on his left ankle.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
He posted to social media yesterday, so it all went well.
Grateful for all your thoughts and prayers. He rolled his.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Ankle about a week ago, almost a couple of weeks ago. Now,
landing awkwardly after contesting a shot attempt, just.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Came down twisted.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
The ankle looked bad. I initially thought it might have
been a knee issue, but no, it turns out it
was an ankle.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
He rolled it so bad that he has.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Required surgery on it, and that's what's rolled him out
for the rest of the season.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
So it's a spray. Yeah, it's just a spray.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
It's an ankle spray.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Just a sprain.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Wow, it's not broken surgery though.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
I mean, that's what I say to my kids all
the time. It's just a spray. Just not broken, just
not broken.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
I mean, look, you've seen Steven Adams. I mean, this
guy walks around the practice facility bear feet, holding a
steak in each hand.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
I'm saying soft.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
You're calling Steven Adams soft.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
I'm saying Steven Adams too soft. I mean, it's just
a sprain, mate, walk it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Off, you reckon.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, it should be fine. Although it says here a
grade three sprain. How what grade does sprains go? I've
never heard of anyone refer to a sprain or anything other
than just a sprain.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
I think I think three is probably about as bad
as it gets.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Obviously, something doesn't go up to five.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I don't think so. Obviously something's broken or it wouldn't
require surgery, you know what I mean, Whether it be
a tendon or a muscle or something.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Is a grade one the worst sprain you can get,
or a grade I think three five three. I think
three is the worst you could possibly get. I feel
like I need to google the grades of sprain.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Yeah, he was having It's annoying because he was having
an historic season as well. He had an offensive rebound percentage.
Did you think we'd be talking offensive rebound percentages this
morning of over twenty six point three seven percent, which
means one in every four shots that has team he
gets the rebound there, which is the highest in NBA history.

(01:01:03):
It's more than Dennis Rodman, It's more than anyone's ever
done before. Their offensive strategy was chuck it up. Best
case scenario goes in, you get the points, second best
you must he's going to get the rebound, He's going
to get the points. Okay, So he was having an
historic season this year and it's bloody cut short by.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
A Grade three spray. Grade three spray apparently, Grade one
is mild stretching of the ankle, two is a partial tear,
and three, the grade three is the worst. As you thought,
my complete rupture. Well, what is the ruptured ankle? Why spray?

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
So you can't just use the magic water spray that
they use when I don't know, someone gets a little.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Bit of a knock on the field.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Yeah, the magic sponge.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Is it a word that you use an ler part
a life spray. It's not as it it's like his
career was Oh no it is no, it was quite sprayed.
Ended up with a sprained broadcasting career completely ruptured. That's
how I describe yours, actually, The Hodarchy Breakfast.

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