📻Vigilante Justice - The Radio Show - The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hidracky breakfast, Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Have your internal fit out and finished jobs covered, Jerry,
and then I.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Hold the phone. There's a Superino coming.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
There's a bloody Superino. Anything we had planned for the
first half hour of the show. Jerry is going to
read whether patterns to us.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
As a super.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I don't even know what Annino is, man, I can
give it a super.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Mean, you don't know what Annino is.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Next, there'll be a bloody Megada.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
All I know about old Nino is whenever, whenever you like,
feel like a warm wave in the South Island, a
warm wind.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Someone goes, that'll be the Nino.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
That Yeah, I thought they called you THEO for a
long time.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm very disruptive to farms.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
You're much better on the East coast than you other west.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Actually a super al Nino is historically I just go go.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
I don't know what super is.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Its historically quite bad for New Zealand. Does it triggers
extreme costly droughts? Oh god, I think we like those,
don't we. Does it mean to me in a good summer?
Good summer? Do we get a dry some We haven't
had one in a couple of years now, one man
super al nino and the problems around it is another
person's great summer.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
And you've always said I think Ian from Sam's Butchery
said that.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yes, yeah, I think said good things, good super ninos
take time. Yes, that's what I.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
And time always prevails, so don't fight against that.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
I had a number of people come up to been
talking about Ian yesterday. Actually the same.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
We might need to religate that at some point this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
It was a great New Zealand at Ian Urban Philosopher
won of the Ham on the Bone Award, that the
Bacon and Ham.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Awards Jerry and then the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
What's going on? Yesterday we had the winners of the
Bacon and Ham Awards in the studio, Ruben from the
Aussie Butcher, Yes, and Ian from Sam's Butchery and Silverdale.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Sam also here. Sam just wanted and Ian was clearly
the talker of the groups. And we're going to the
radio day you can go and have a yarn.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
He wasn't just the talker of the group. And he
was an oracle. Yeah, he was an oracle. He had
pills of wisdom. He was offering the mon off here.
He's the kind of guy that just moves around life
and just makes sense of things.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's the kind of person who always has been and
always will be, like he will exist forever he exists
in I don't think it's from this plane, no, Because
I asked him yesterday what makes a good ham?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
And he told us this.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
What about your hamd the supreme winner? Knowing what about
your hamd the supreme winner? Noe makes a better ham
in the country at least for the next calendar year.
What is it that made their hands so good? What
separates it from the rest?

Speaker 7 (02:46):
Time? Don't rush the process, do it gradually like most things,
don't rush them at time? Prevail. Time be the answer
to it all.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Let time be the answer, Turtle and I there's something
in that for you. I think, Oh, let time prevail.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
As soon as you said that, I said, that is
advice for life. And I guess what he understands is
something that we all need to learn. Is that the
same hey you do anything, is hey do everything you know.
And he takes his time with his hand. He takes
the time with everything and it works.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Michael D.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Coock got into the conclave, which is the Hedache Breakfast
of Facebook page private Facebook page safe space to post
anything that you think about the show, or otherwise a meme.
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a
minor planet of a very average star. That's a quote
by Stephen Hawkan happiness will never come to those who
fail to appreciate what they already have. The Buddha, let

(03:53):
time prevail. Let time be the answer to it. All
time is natural, so let it take its natural course.
I from Sam's Butchery, Silveradeale, just behind the King's plant barn.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Just behind the King's plant bun.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
There.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
If you hit the King's plant barn, you've gone too
far up in Silvadell.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
So you can go in and grab some meat from
Ian Ye beautiful ham him on the barone Also, Ian
will offer words of advice. I believe he offers a
confessional on Sunday, so you can go along and confess
your sins. You can say, bless me Ian, for I
have sinned.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I have purchased subpars small goods this week.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
He'll tell you all about small goods, the definition of
small goods.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Spleens. Yes, he'll do a spleen if you need a
splain he'll.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Do it offul technically small goods, although we export most
of that, as we learned yesterday. Somebody also in the conclave,
by the way, go and join that. Just look up
the conclave on Facebook. We'll let you in there if
you want to have a look at that. And somebody
mentioned we should get Ian from Sam's Butchery just behind
the King's Plant bun and silverdeal there. Back on whenever
we've got deep existential questions that we need to address,

(04:58):
like there's some thing that we're not.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Understanding, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Obviously in the first instance, we'll go to cracked out
see if he understands it. And then from there, I
think we got to Ian from Sam's Butchery, because I
think this is a funny phenomenon among butchers. It's it's
quite repetitive work, so you get a lot of time
to think. And so he's become a bit of an
urban philosopher.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
And you work a lot with death, you know, are
they animals, Yes, but you're thinking a lot about the
life cycle. And I'd like Ian to wayne on more time.
I mean, I I believe he understands the super on
Nino sure, certainly on the effects of drought, and then
on the on the meat schedule, yes, on the beef schedule, yes, I.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Think okay, well let's just keep that one up.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
We don't have End's number, do it. I'm sure we
could just ring.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
I don't believe he has a phone. That's a good
point and doesn't look like the kind of guy that
runs a phone to me. I think he will run
a landline.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I think we'll probably have to ring the plant bar.
And if we want to get hold of the end.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I think you have to call the heavenly Father. I
think that's the best way through there. I imagine good
in the sack as well.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
That's slow, like karma sutrac.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
That's what I mean. It's all about pace, Budie. You
should know that you're right.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Jerry Mni the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
So I was perusing my feed yesterday and some videos
of Bishop Brian Tamaki piece be upon him entered into
my algorithm. It was with an interview with Ryan Bridge
on the Herald Today tomorrow Tomorrow's Herald and.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Every issue, every.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Issue it was chopped up, actually because I imagine the actual
interview itself was probably quite different, but it had Ryan
Bridge asking Bishop Brian tammocky a series of questions around
guns because it turns out that the police have taken
his guns off him.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yes, he live strained the whole thing. I presume on Facebook,
that is the that is the preferred.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Social media of the boomer, and so he went live
when they came into us, how.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Such, I would have thought that be rules.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Against I would have thought you're not allowed to do that.
But anyway, Yeah, the cops come through because he went on.
If you believe this, he's got his own podcast, I think,
is he Brian Toumacky.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, and a radio show as well.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I don't think so. So.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
So it's got his own TV channel.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hasn't he one thing that we've got over Brian Tommy?
He's on the YouTube on a few years.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
He's definitely heavily on me and I like to I'd
like to see his algorithm.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Wow, what he watches?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, well I think I know what it is. Because
he was saying, I we need to purge New Zealand
of these types of people, those types of people, blah
blah blah, and then the.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Cops are like, don't you have like heaps of guns?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
And you're ranting on the internet about purging people out
of our country, Like there's rules against that. That's like
one of the big ones. If you're going to have
more than one gun. It's like, hey, do you rant
about specific parts of our society on the internet?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Bloody hindus, isn't he? What's he got to get under anyone?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
That's more of erac thing and religion?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Okay, he's got a real bloody thing about it. But yeah,
he had his firearms license revoked.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, and so they went around. My god, did you
see how many bloody guns he's got?

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, he loves Yeah, he's a big hunter.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah right, Okay, I don't know too many hunters with
their eyebrows tattooed on.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
But that's me.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Well, you grew up at got It and him and
his brothers of big hunters. And I've actually buffeted beside
them at the Strata buffet. And how do they go
on the skyline there? They are exceptional buffets. Now will
they go the family style? Will they bring things over

(08:38):
to the table. That's where I learned the intermediate approach.
So Manheath and I were at the top of the skyline.
We're on top of the skyline, and we were dining
at the at the restaurant, dining atop the skyline strata
what do I think it's called Strata Elta something like that.
And we were there dining and all of a sudden
we looked across and say, oh, look, it's Bishop Brian
Tammocke with us, with what looked like his brother or

(09:00):
definitely people people that looked a lot like Brian. Disciples, Yeah,
are not disciples, nos, A couple of people that are
a little bit older anyway, motorciples, family members, et cetera.
And they were all there and they were getting large plates,
and then they were they were particularly focused on the
kimawana section, and then they were bringing back those large
plates to a central buffet area on their table. So

(09:24):
they'd go from buffet, they'd gather, they'd bring their hunt
and together, Yep, they would bring to the middle of
the table and then they would all share from the
from the plates. From the middle of the tables. You're
not having to get up and down and make sense
how your bloody buffa your bloody buffet.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
They are one step away from just pulling this seat.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Right up to the buffet itself.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Well, yeah, where they hit whether God had told him
that in prayer.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Came down from him and via the voice of a
burning bush and said, take your food from the buffet,
you to your table.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Then you don't have to get up and down.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Did they have a last super vibe?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Do you reckon the last supper?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Was a buffet?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Were they all sitting on one side of the table?
Did they book a table for twenty two so that
eleven of them could sit on the one side, no
face away.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
From the view?

Speaker 4 (10:08):
It was a round table?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Ah, so that no one was at the head of
the table.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Was the table of the devil? It's a devil's table.
The round table is as we all know.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Because if you draw a straight line from each individual there,
you would create a pentagon. It's a pendogram ex a pentagram.
And summoned bells above himself.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, as we all know. So I did watch him
do that and I was like, wow, this is very,
very impressive. My other interaction with Bishop Brian, Peace be
upon him was when we did a story on him
and I was fiddling around with my snapchat at the time.
This is one of the first seven chart stories I did.
Actually went along to a press conference at his hunting
lodge that he's running out in Manuka and.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Manca hunting lost.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Well, it looks like on the other side, it looks
like a new Belt from about two thousand and two,
and then you go inside and it looks like a
hunting lodge.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
And then what you try and shoot people the roller
coaster at Rainbow's end. There's not much hunting it in Monaco.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
No, it's not really a hunting lodge, but it's just
got the interior of a Disney hunting lodge. It's quite weird.
So I'm there and he's doing a press conference. Peace
be upon him, and I was just looking through my
snapchat at the time, snapping a few friends because it
got a bit boring. He was crapping on about something,
anti immigration, nonsense something, and then I just happened to

(11:25):
be snapping my friends and I had the filters going
and accidentally was clown filtering him at the same time
as he was talking. Accidentally accidentally, I was just and
I used it as a warning to journalist as what
not to do in a press conference. Anyway, he took
a sciption to that. I think Hannah Tamaki, his wife,
particularly took exception to that. So I ran into her

(11:46):
at Field days a week while later and she had
a couple of words to me, Abe, Yeah she did.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Did she also tell you off for how you speak
to Hillary? Because I've seen that Av and Dee felt
quite at well.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Ian wasn't happy with the way I spect Coloury. I
know he wasn't, was he?

Speaker 7 (12:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Just on Ian as well texta on three for three.
I heard he was a generous lover up behind the
plant barn there.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
Absolutely Jerry and the Night the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Time for later. Sport headline seeks to export ult to
the bar. For here, Harry Kane has lifted England from
a shock deficit to win their Football World Cup Round
of thirty two match against the Democratic Democratic Thank you
Republic of Congo. Yes they're voting and their votes count.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yes, that's not pronounced doctor Congo, as I've seen that before. Also,
Americans freaking out because their game yesterday today was against
Bosnia and Herzegovina and they're like, why do we have
to play two countries?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Freaking out?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Breon Sapina put the African nation up one in the
seventh minute, Hence our familiar English devastation started to emerge
late in the second.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Half until the English devastation.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Until Karane Harry Kane, he headed a seventy fifth minute equalizer.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, then they won another one on the back.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Came eleven minutes later.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, she's all over.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
So now they go to as Dector, which I think
has been the superstar of this tournament so far.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Isn't it as Dector?

Speaker 4 (13:27):
I'd City your gold.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I'd never heard of that stadium before, and now all
of a sudden they keep they mentioned it by name.
I don't know any what other stadium in the World Cup.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Have you heard named?

Speaker 4 (13:37):
It's made of gold. Now you can see it from
Shining City, you see it for miles away? Or is
that the anchors? Former All Black John Preston suggests momentum
should pack the All Blacks number ten for Saturday's preseason
opening test against France. Oh momentum, okay, So run a
new selector so well, based on momentum, Richie Manger will
be your first five for the All Blacks weekend. Then

(14:00):
who's momentum?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
It's not Graham Henry's nickname, is it.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
New coach Dave Rennie has made no indication of preference
between Damian Mackenzie, Reuben Love and veteran Boden Barrett for
the christ Church match.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Hasn't he?

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Preston believes Loves earned the jersey after a player of
the match performance for the Hurricanes in the Super Rugby Final.
The team's named it four and we're talking too, Prop
George Bauer live from the AB's camp at seven forty. Well,
he must be in the team.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
No one gets you closest to the action into the
hracky breakfast. Surely, yeah, they wouldn't put one of the
young non playing.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Reserves weird for media. And the second playmaker is leaving
the Warriors at the end of the NRL season. Luke Hanson,
who's yet to play. Some playmaker, who's a non playing playmaker?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
You know what, I consider myself a playmaker as yet
to play for the Warriors, you're a.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Non playing playmaker, maker of players. Luke Hanson, who's yet
to plays since his Round three day burgains the Knights,
is going to join the Gold Coast Titans and a
two year deal from next year. Twenty two year old
joins Luke Metcalfe as outgoing halves. The Warriors signed playmakers

(15:15):
for the twenty twenty seven season of Tanner Boyd and
Sanell Harris Tavita. Okay, so obviously I saw Luke Mtcalffe
the other day on this on the bench and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Wearing a nipple.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
But wow, yeah, there's something we're going on there, Like
I've just decided you're going to.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Do that, You're going to do this, a bit of that,
and we do that and we're.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
To my gun and good. So we'll see how we go.
If we're going to make a march on the final,
I think Luke Metcalf's going to be part of it.
I was of the opinion initially like, oh, well, if
you want to go to the dragons, go now.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
But we're only.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Seeing him, you like seeing him with her on the vine.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
No, I just can feel an injury coming on and
we'll need him. I think if we make a march
on the Grand Final, he's going to be big part
of it.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Sell if he resents everything and comes in with some sabotage.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
It's professional Jerry.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Non playing.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Michelin Star Restaurants something.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
Jerry and min Nin the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Seen all this hullablove about the Michelin Star restaurants starting
up in New Zealand. Yeah, it's it's a guide basically
that's been around the world for some time, sponsored by
the Michelin Man.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yes, the actual tire company. This is the funny part
about this.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Whenever people think of Michelin stars, I like the tires,
they think that's a joke. No, if you watch the
awards ceremony, the Michelin Man was there so way back
in the day.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
I'll save you some googling here.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
They The reason is because Michelin over in Europe, over
in France. They they started posting it in the newspapers
as a way of trying to wear people's tires out.
Here are the best restaurant that you need to get
to drive out and go and see this one. Now,
go over and see this one. You're going to need
new tires. Come to see us.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Well.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
I love a weird I love a weird marketing thing
that's actually organic but completely convoluted.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
And so when you think Michelin start it is the
tire company. And as you saw on the news the
other day, the Michelin Man is literally staid. It kind
of cheapens the whole thing because they are considered to
be like the pinnacle of being a chef fancy pants.
Fancy pants. For example, Marco pear White, you know the
celebrity chef Marco pear White.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
He was the first two three Michelin stars suits.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
As many as you can get, three, is it? Yep? Three?
Three is the most.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
And Gordon Ramsey's got a couple has he got only two?
I think so.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
I don't think he's quite got as many as but
his restaurants.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I believe have a lot.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Well, there's only one restaurant in New Zealand that's got
the two stars. And so they send people around like
in Snackled inspectors actually, and they are you don't know
who they are. They eat and then they judge. I
don't know if they have a notepad, but apparently they
often dine alone. But anyway, Chef Paul Frog it from
Essence and Queenstown. I've never been to Essence in Queenstown.

(18:11):
It looks pretty flat. You won't get a chance now. No,
it's down with the UN's laws, you know, by Lake Wakatapou.
There by Don Bowden's Healing Center.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yes, yes, down past the casino.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Yes, so you can go to the casino. You have
a bit of a bit of a flutter at the casino.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Down the back alleys of the rippers. You go the
rippers in the candies. You can go to that place
where you drink shots from the ice that you know,
you pour the shot down the ice.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Bloody ice bar. Then you go out for a bit
of a hoon on the UN's law. You come back,
jump into a sauna at Dom Bowden's place, dip into
the lake, and then off to since. Yes, what a
great is what a great little afternoon that would be?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Hold on, why are we not? Can we get that
to the promo to?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
But yeah, let's do that. So anyway, Paul Frog, it
seemed like a nice guy. He he Yeah, ended up
with the two stars, so essen's good on them. And
then there's a whole lot fourteen ended up with the one.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I just that seems way more than I would have thought,
because I thought I thought it was a really hard
thing to get obviously, and they had never come here,
the michelin man had never come here to try our
restaurants out.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Well, I think you got to pay, and I think
the regions have got to pay. I don't know that,
but I assume because it's only Auckland, Wellington, christ Tits
in Queensland. Now there's there's amazing restaurants all through New Zealand. Yes,
but they haven't been considered.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
No, which is why when you were away and Hurley
was in here, we were talking about doing the Hidarky Star.
And we got people to text in their favorite restaurant
and their local neck of the woods and they were like, oh,
the muscle Freder at the local fish and chip shop,
here's to die for. Blah blah blah. And we're going
to go around the country and dish out Hadarky Stars.
So Hurley would go and try it, then issue them
the start. They put it in the window of the shop.
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
It got a bit convoluted once it got out into
the into the the higher ups, into the higher ups,
the high up shut down.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Okay, well a week a big misch long. We could
run it now, I mean the Hydarky Star you could
see in decent suggestions. Three four three.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
We we've done. We did that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
But do it again is what I say. Do it again.
Run back.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Now I'm here, we can do it properly.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, actually, get this thing off the ground exactly.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
So Auckland has got Ahi mud Brick, Paris, Barta Tala,
the first Sarmon Michelin Star restaurant. Yes, yes, I mean
that's the first New zeal all the.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
First everything because we've never done it before. So this
is the first, this one, there's that one all the first.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
The Queenstown Amersfield, Kickerta and Sherwood and Tussock Hell from
christ Church and Jano Bristro, Logan Brown, Jogan Brown and
Tickets Brown. Have you ever eaten in a Michelin Star restaurant? Never?

Speaker 5 (20:52):
No, ever eaten a restaurant?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
You ever eaten a restaurant? Probably not. I'm looking here
that I've eaten, an atmosphere I've eaten, I have eaten.
I've eaten at some of these.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
But it didn't have ne start, didn't the start.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
I got in there before the star.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I ate at the world's cheapest Michelin Star restaurant. Oh
and so yeah, it's in a food caught at a
mall and it was just basically like a Nazi gring
or something.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
I think the actual thing with the stars as well
is that. One means that it's a place that you
should go to if you just happened to be there, right,
you should eat it. There's two which means that you
should go there. You should you should go there, and
there's three you should go out of your way to go.
It's somewhere. It's quite weird like that.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yes, I looked up for Gordon Ramsey. Yeah, he has.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
He currently holds eight Michelin stars across five restaurants globally,
and over the course of his life he's held fourteen at.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Various Okay, but most of you could he's got two
at one or something.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, only only one restaurant can have yeah, two three one.
This is the hope to be able to explain this.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
This is.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
I was driving in two thousand and eight, says Zuke Swift.
It's got rust in the boat. It failed its wife recently.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yes, So I took it to the mechanic around the
corner from me and said.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Give it to me straight. Where are we at. We'll
listening ever right again, And he said, give give us
a look at it.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
And he had a look at it, and he said
we'll get another Wilf out of this, Yet we get
another Wilf out of this yet. So he worked his magic.
He gave it back to me, and yesterday I took
it back over the pits at vetn Z for a recheck.
As I was so, there's rust in the boot, and
I've just become aware that I'm never going to be
able to resell this car now because I've talked about
the rust.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
So much on the radio. Have you just just weeput?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
That's fine, that's fine. Best thing's going to the rerecords
after me. Anyway.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, what is the car worth? Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Well, I mean people are listening them on trade me
for anywhere between three and five grand really, but I
wonder if maybe those are the ones that just haven't sold.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
One hundred and eighty thousand CA's and ninety thousand caves.
I would give a like, well, I reckon turn a
half thousand, two and a half three.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
And uh, it's going to go to like someone in
the family's learning to drive or something like that, I
think realistically, or the entire back of it will fall
off while I'm driving on the Northwestern Medaway.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
To make a bloody good sculpture slash wreck in the
back garden. Well, because kids love playing in old cars.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
You're right, we had, you know, back in the day,
we'd have paddock bashes that would, once they'd failed to off,
you take them out into the paddic and we just
tear around in them. One of them we just couldn't kill.
This thing was a mass three to two three. We
we shot it to buggery one day, you know, but
a target practice. One of the doors fell off. This
thing just would not die. Those mass of three two
threes to do a million cas so.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Anyway, Yes, that the had a wonky eye.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
One of the struts was busted from carrying my weight
over sixteen speed bumps every morning, and all of that
needed to be remedied for it to go back over
the pits. That happened, I took it back over the guy.
I watched them from where I was sitting in the
waiting room.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I could see them.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
They pop the boot, they get the torch out, they're
looking at it, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
And I was just sitting there on my phone. When
I saw that, I put the phone down.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I was like, oh Jesus, giving out a colonoscope.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
They started, Yeah, they did. They started talking to each other,
quite an intense discussion.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
They're picking at things, shining it, they're rubbing the side
of it.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
They're really having a look at it.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
They shut the boot, they pull it over and the
guy walks in and he says Suzuki Swift, and I
was like, that's me, and then he and then he
shot me a look and then and then I am
I am sorry to say this morning on national radio. Unfortunately,
the two thousand and Suzuki Swift has passed its way.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Ah wanted to get rid of that thing, just since
I meet you.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Their cart so much, and I can't kill it. I
thought was sure when they said Russ, that's the end
of it. When I took it into the mechanic, he's like, no, no, no,
that's a pretty it's not like it's not rust in
the throat. It's just a bit of surface rush. Yeah,
we can fix it. Like, no, you can't, No, you
can't get rid of that thing. So unfortunately the Swift
rides again. We've got another year's worth a waff on
that thing.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
And maybe to sell it, like I don't know, one cart.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Now, no one's gonna I was gonna buy it. Someone's
gonna lowbom me on three four three. You watch this,
you know.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
He and the award winning handmaker from Sam's Portree. He's
got a lot of wisdom around everything. Maybe he can
give you some advice about what you should do with
the swift.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
It depends on your taste and depends on what you've
done for years. If you like what you've done for years,
stick with it.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
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Speaker 1 (25:47):
You don't like what you've don't I don't like I
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Speaker 4 (26:01):
Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I met a gentleman at the at the pub over
the weekend who had two black toenails basically perennially black
tonails and.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Tay very shortly. But first of you fellows, ever run
a black tonail before?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
I have. I've run a number of black toenails, generally
on the front foot, the left foot from Yorkers with
a cricket ball on the toe. Is it really hurts? Yeah,
it really hurts, And I've run a couple actually a
couple of that. I've lost yeahs, but currently running a
clear a clear tone. I'm running a black fingernail.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
You are, we haven't they?

Speaker 4 (26:38):
I got my finger caught in the door. How complicated story, okay,
but yeah, basically I was fiddling with some drawers and
I just really really dumb dude.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
When I was a kid, my mate's brother was had
his fingers in the hinge.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
And then one of the other kids couldn't figure out
why the door because when he jammed it, it hurts
so bad that the kid didn't make a sound like
a silent scream. And then the kid yeah, the worst
type yeah, in the lay yeah. And then the kid
on the other side was like, how ms door shut
and gave it.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Another Like how every child, every parent out there will
be thinking this as well, How every child does not
lose their fingers basically indoors. I don't know, It's just luck.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
I know.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:34):
I had to put up a temporary fence at home
once try and keep dogs attained, and I was using
chicken wire and timber and was doing a pretty good
job of it, but unfortunately decided to wear jandles. While
I was doing it, dropped a hammer clean on the
right big toe.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 8 (27:50):
Lucky to not lose it, but yeah, went very black
for a while. Had to grow that thing out?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, how to and grow that thing out? Yeah? I
had my toe trod on and the dance floor of
a wedding and that thing went black and I lost it.
And it's incredible to me how long it takes for
a black tonai to come right.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Like, when it happens, you are deal.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
You're looking at like six months of that thing unless
you lose the tonail pretty much straight away.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
That's agreeable. How long that that happens.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Yeah, and then what you can grow back is always
impressive when you end up growing back a piece of pornamu?
Have you ever seen that? My grandfather grew a piece
of poornamu at his front toe once it was screen
and it was small and it was hard and people
were carving things out of it. You've still got that
as a necklace. Yes.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
The guy that I met at the pub, he was
a promising footy star and he got one of those
grass cutter tackles and broke his league. Unfortunately, when it
broke the nerve meant that his toes wouldn't quite open,
so they basically cooled over. And he said he's just
got two permanent black tonails because it's pushing down. All
that's pushing down straight into it. Yeah, the pinky toe
and then the next one next to it.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Jeez, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Could have gone private went for that. Yeah, it's it's
heartbreaking stuff. So yeah, anyway, three four eight three.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Groundbreaking professional radio here.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
No one else in the country is addressing feet except
for the Hidarky Breakfast. I'd love to hear if you
guard three black.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Some people pay a lot of money to see some
of those.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, I do wonder that. Ah, yeah, I do wonder
that you've been on feet Finder.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Yeah, I'm a three point four point two star rating
on it feet Celebrity feet Finder, Yeah, four point two.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Who's your favorite on feet Funder.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
I'm really lost at the moment. I didn't even know
the thing. I want to hear more about it.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
I think it's best that you maybe leave a sudo
we talked about it. I'm good at you. Yeah, why
you go and grab us a coffee and we'll talk
about that next.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
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Speaker 1 (30:00):
The state of people's feet. This week, I met a fella.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Over the weekend who had two permanently black toenails, and
I wanted to know from you guys, and you at
home on three four three or eight hundred, hidarchy, why
are you running a black toenail? Jerry has now found
himself on Wiki feet.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Now.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
When I tried to look it up on the work computer,
it's blocked. Why because that's what I find strange. So
I'm allowed to come to work in like Jandles or Birkenstocks.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I mean, that's round upon.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
But I do do it.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yet that is censored on the work computers. You're not
allowed to.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
I feel like they've got that confused.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I think so too.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
I fet fetish with other types of finish. Maybe it's
just because it's a finish website. Maybe all fetish websites
have been blocked evidently.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Anyway, you found yourself on there.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
What are you running? Interesting that I've gone up since
I last locked. I'm a four point six two out of.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Five four point six two.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
Website.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yeah, it's called wicky feet Men you can also go
on a Wiki feet women.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yes, so Janee Harding, who I met working on a
game of Two Halves last year, she's on there and
she has like a four point eight or four point nine,
very high rating on Wiki feet.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
That is high. Yes. Does someone tell me someone that
you want me to look up and I lock them
up for you?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I was going to say Mike Hosking, but I feel
like there's probably no pictures of his feet out there,
and there's no pictures of him, Matt Heath, Mattead's.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Feet on there, Matt Heath, let me have a look here.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Did I hear you say that one of the photos
that they were attributing to you was actually a photo
of Heath's foot.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
There was a photo of my foot versus Heath's foot
back in the day, because he's got a quite a
large gap between his big toe and his first toe.
Looks like an orangutan signed for gendles. Yeah, very handy
for rope climbing. And so there was a photo on
the Internet of that. And I don't know whether people
have confused my foot. It definitely says my foot, says

(31:55):
my name by it, and says his name. But I
wonder whether the Internet knows that Matt Heath No results.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
No results. Okay, well Walkie, I'm sure. I'm sure you
wouldn't mind doing a bit of research into that router.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Yeh, I'll check that out.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
After a couple of texts that have come through, Lisa writes,
I'm a runner. Always have a couple of black or
missing toenails, common for long runners. I've got a black
big time. I left foot years of bowling one hundred
and fifty kilometers in our rockets, right, William, let's go
to the phone lines. We've got Fran. Good morning, Fran.

(32:27):
Are you running a black toe?

Speaker 9 (32:30):
No?

Speaker 10 (32:30):
No, not really, but I did lose his toenail last summer.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh no, I sorry to hear that, friend.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
And what's growing back since, Fran?

Speaker 10 (32:41):
Like you say, a bit of a bit of tub
that you can carve up.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
You know, a little bit of granite, a little bit
of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Can I ask you this, if it's not too personal
a question, Fran, how did you lose the toenail?

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (32:54):
So probably half way into bottle of vodka. Yeah, I
need to put the washing ad. They have been sitting
there for a couple of days, and yeah, sort of
made my way down the back steps in the dark,
misjudge one of the steps. My gentle bent over. I
felt a bit of a click and got to the

(33:15):
washing line and sort of looked down in the dark
and just saw red blob which was where the old
toenail was. And yeah, it was like in the movies.
Money was so painful.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
It's a method of torture and some and some war instances.
But good to see that you've recovered frame.

Speaker 10 (33:35):
For the coll mate, Have a good day boys.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Another text here, mate got a black toe from a
spadet lift it too long? Sorry, mate got a black
toe from a spade, left it too long, lost his
leg but below the knee what always checked the black tope?

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Okay, so the infection's got in there and then it's
gone on through to the leak.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Well, look, what is a leg without a toner?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
And this one here, I had eight hundred and fifty
Clydesdale horse walk forward and stand cleanly on my big
toe stayed planted for about twenty seconds before he could
move him. And that's how when black and took ages
but finally fell off. Still can't believe it didn't break any.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Toes Okay, I'm interested in what's gone back, because why
the human body decides to grow something back, but it
just can't quite manage to grow the whole thing. Yeah,
maybe the nerves are damaged in the inside or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
And this one here currently running ten black toenails and
pays sixty dollars a month to get it applied freshly
at the cellar.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Jerry Andman Night the Hootarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
A few more texts.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
The mop up from the wires your toe black scenario
from earlier on this morning. If you just joined us,
I made a bloke over the weekend who had had
two permanently black toes. It was a harrowing story of
a footy injury that injured a nerve in his leak.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Can I ask you how you noticed in the first place?
Did you look down? Was he wearing jandles?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
No, he was wearing he's wearing shoes and pants.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
He just told you that he's got a couple of
black toes.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
He told us that he was quite a promising athlete
in his younger days.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
He's still only twenty one. Yeah, and we and we said,
oh yeah, we said, yeah, could have gone pro if
it went for that damn Leagan dream. Oh yeah. And
then he showed us his leg.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I was like, oh yeah, true, two giant scars up
the sides, the knee, the whole thing. Yeah, just one
of those tackles where they catch at the wrong angle,
broke the leg. And I think what a lot of
people forget in those situations is that it's never just
a broken leg.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
It's a broken leg plus a bloody a nerve of
this or that. You know, in the.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Movies, you break your leg, they put you in a
cast to come right again, But that's not how it
happens in the real world. And he said that two
of his toes as peky to on his other toe
had coiled over and they just the toenails fell off
every six months or so.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, And what you can't run as well if you've
got weird toe things going on all of a sudden,
you can lose your pace. Toast very important.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
He's lost step, but he's back playing sport.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
We asked for your texts on three four eight three,
and you've sent them through.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Why is your toe black? Morning?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Guys made of Mine cut his toe next to his
big toe off with the pick axe head in might attend. Now,
that wouldn't happen at Bunnings, so let's start there. Yeah right,
I don't know what he was doing with the pickaxe
he had either he dropped it wearing sandals. Same made
a few years later, was walking home after a few
drinks again in Jendles stubbed his big toes so badly

(36:22):
he lost the toenail as well as the tip of
his toe, exposing the bone bled all over our mate's
new carpet that had been laid two days before. It
took six months again before he could wear shoes.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
Now.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
I try not to offer too much advice on this
show because woe be tied me. Yes, Molly whoppy, But
in this situation, I would say you need to wear
steel cap. But I would say so because you were
too many things happening with the toes and dropping stuff
on your foot. Steel cap will sort that out.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
I've just noticed Jason Hoyd started wearing steel cap boots
and uh, you know, in and around the office.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, I wonder if that's why as well.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I'm a trail runner, says this texter, and I had
blake toenails in the past to make sure they grow
back well and don't have lot of pressure and it
saw get a drill, but sterilize it and slowly circle
round and round into the top of your toe, into
your punch your hole in the toe. Now that releases
the press here and then happy days.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
We'll then go back well and you'll have no pressure. Jeez,
I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
I don't know about that either. Drilling into.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Home pedietary there, I don't know the home pediatrist.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
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Speaker 4 (37:35):
So the All Acts are in camp and christ Church's
getting ready to play their first ever Nations Championship match.
They take on France at Takaha on said that night,
which is also their first game at the new christ
Church Stadium. Just having look here and his favorites at
the tab a dollar twenty two was a dollar twenty
yesterday and France four dollars I think was four to twenty.

(37:55):
Laser come down a bit, joining us now. One of
the members of the thirty four man squad, prop George Bower,
get a George, welcome to the show. How are you
going this morning?

Speaker 11 (38:05):
Great, great bulavnaka A very good, very cold here in Pristi.
It's this morning. Fogs are very thick this morning as well.
Boys are just having breakfast. So but we're all settled
here and crash it so good to hear you guys.
Good to be speaking to you guys this.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Morning, George. How's the mood in the camp? It must
be nice, I mean this time of year as well,
training and doors, I imagine.

Speaker 11 (38:28):
Yes, yes, the mood in camp is pretty awesome at
the moment. Obviously, we've got the new coach VENs and
his group and you can already feel the good, good
good feel in the in the camp. And I mean
he's got me teaching the boys a few Fijian songs
this morning as well, so you already know that the
culture's kind of bear with with Wren. So feeling really

(38:52):
good and the boys are connecting well, combinations are building
well as well for for this first Test match.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
So yeah, let me ask you this, Georgia.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
All the players come from all around their various different
super rugby franchises will get together. I'm sure there's been
a couple of training sessions. Who bench presses the most
in camp.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
This is something that we.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Always want to know from our professional athletes. He's got
the biggest bench.

Speaker 11 (39:15):
Oh, biggest bench at the moment, I'm picking passily TOSSI boy.
I think end of last year or like the end
of last year, probably even this year. He got up
to two ten I think, and that's two ten while
he's still able to move around the field. That's impressive.
But one of the dark horse I reckon is a

(39:36):
soft World War So he can't gym because he's too mustly,
so he's stick. He literally can't jym because he's too mustley,
so he's the street jump sessions. I reckon, he'll he'll
be pushing pussy.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
So I here, you need to get out of the gym.
We need we need to get you stretching and try
and make those muscles longer rather than shorter and more powerful. Wow.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Close for the squat com so wouldn't.

Speaker 11 (40:05):
He Yeah, I think he's definitely for for most of
the lifts. He'll be up there if he does compete, so.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
He's quite close to the ground. George, I would ask
you this question, as everybody that I ever speak to
who understands the dark arts of the front row. They
talk about the loose head position, the prop loose head
prop position as being the most difficult position to play
on the rugby field. Would you attest to that, George,
what are the tracks?

Speaker 11 (40:33):
Well, I return, to be honest, as a loose head prop.
It's the second hardest. I've got to give it to
my tight head brother's man, dadd it's something else.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
I was not lucky enough to play a few games
at Super Rugby at tight head, and jeez, I kind
of was reminded how hard it is to play a tighthead.
So you're scrubbing against two people. Then at the same
time you have to move around the field and oh yeah,
blood's rushing for to your head and you just can't
even think at times. So definitely the tight head prop.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Yeah, yeah, okay, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Look, we've got to ask you, George. You've been in camp.
You guys have been training a little bit. We've seen
footage of it. Who's been training in the number ten jersey?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
And have you thrown your hat in the ring?

Speaker 11 (41:22):
Well, first of all, I definitely haven't handed, but yeh see, yeah,
obviously Boat and Barrat and Reuben Love really taking control
in that area, so they're looking after the boys and man, yeah,
that's the the I guess they've been steering the ship
at the moment during trainings and then you've probably had

(41:44):
a few other boy slides in there as well. So
but yeah, those two, those two mainly.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah, well well handled, George. You pay our person will
be proud of you.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
You're talking all black prop George about George. In terms
of French lineout calls, anyone speak French, I imagine the
basically the French lineout course could be something like I'm
going to throw it to number four. You can just
talk it through as the hooker. I'm going to throw
it to number four. If you just start to go
back and run backwards now and be lifted now three

(42:15):
to one, I'll chuck it to you.

Speaker 11 (42:19):
Well, man, I've actually been trying to talk to Josh
Morby with his recent state at France, but he's he's
given me nothing. His French is shocking. So none of
the boys speak French. I think the best is probably
Peter Laco, but yes, a bonjour and a Sava.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Well, we'll look forward to the first all Black test
of the season starting on Saturday night, at at Takaha Stadium.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
And good luck for the naming this afternoon as well.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
George.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Thanks, that's George all Black. Lu said, prop this is the.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodkey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
We're starting to play. It's academic. We're going to ask
you five questions. All you need to do is get
three correct to win a three hundred and fifty mini
Stewart Dollar Bunnings voucher.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Mania shirt dollar Bunnings voucher.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
That's what you want.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, they're worth.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Two of No that that's the second highest it's ever been.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah, And I start to get the speed wobbles at
about this this sort of price. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
This means absolutely nothing to me. It doesn't come out
of my pocket, and I don't keep with some ones.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
It or not, But I think it's just anxiety that
an amount of three hundred and fifty dollars gives you.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yes, yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Well, where do I know that? What cost one hundred
fifty dollars? Don't know? No idea Auckland might know. Johnny, Johnny, you're.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
A sales manager. What can you get for three hundred
and fifty dollars in Auckland.

Speaker 11 (43:49):
That's a lot of my nice jet Bucks.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
That's a lot of nice bucks.

Speaker 11 (43:53):
You could get a.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Few beers, a few beers, maybe a nice parking.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
In the city.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Okay, yeah, anything else to go along those beers.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
All right, Well, don't don't answer that, Johnny beers. Throat beers, Johnny,
throat beers.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Johnny, what school will you be representing this morning?

Speaker 6 (44:13):
I will be representing the esteemed Auckland Grammar School.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Her Angusta at Augusta.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
That's is that the motto there there about through narrow
through narrow paths to great heights or something something like that,
isn't it, Johnny? I wouldn't know.

Speaker 11 (44:31):
It's been a long time, but yes.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I'm looking at the roll of honor now done not
on there there must be that's yeah, that's surprise. That's
a pretty big school, isn't it. Any famous people come
out of that school?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Uh? Many, many are great person Mard and crow Man Crow,
ye mart and Crow Grant Fox.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Okay, okay, you know it's been a while, it's.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
You know, yeah, they are in terms of cricketers recent
Jimmy Ni Jimmy Nisha you go, okay, what is the
exp food capable lava player.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
All right, Johnny, you're soon to be one of the
most famous people to come out of that school. When
you get their name etched into the it's academic role
of honor. And when yourself three hundred and fifty Mini A.
Stuart dollars Worth of Bunning Boucher's.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Are you ready to play?

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Yes, I'm ready?

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Okay, Johnny, you got forty five seconds. Three questions. What
year did Elvis Presley.

Speaker 11 (45:29):
Die nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Seventy seven, who played the role of Venus and Serena
Williams's father in the twenty twenty one film King Richard, Oh.

Speaker 11 (45:41):
Good Lord, Damiel L.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Jackson as Will Smith? Which band had the hits I
remember you eighteen in Life and Youth Gone Wild as
a skid?

Speaker 9 (45:54):
Right?

Speaker 7 (45:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
What month in twenty eleven did the six point two
magnitude earthquake strike the Canterbury region?

Speaker 11 (46:02):
That was March?

Speaker 4 (46:06):
It was March. You gotta take your first answer. That's
a shame because you were.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
So clo My god, you've missed by the bearest of margins. Johnny,
seventy eight. You said it was seventy seven.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Samuel Old Jackson you're going to gloss over a.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Hard question and then they were too hard ruder?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Any any interest in the last question, Johnny, Yeah, give
me the last one.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Which New Zealand UFC fighter had the nickname the super Summon.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Mark?

Speaker 7 (46:37):
Mark?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
My god?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Has anyone ever got closer without winning?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Heartbreaking?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Heartbreaking?

Speaker 11 (46:44):
But you did?

Speaker 6 (46:45):
You did well, Johnny, Jerry and the Night the Hoary Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Did you guys hear about the Mexican Batman, the mysterious vigilantees.
He's become an internet sensation. He's been targeting suspected motorcycle
thieves and Lagos de Morino and Mexico.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yes, I have seen this ten days.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
So he was operating over a ten day period. He
apprehended in a way I would call it an apprehension
of sorts. Yeah, five suspected thieves. He duct taped them
to lamp posts and then he left them on public display.
And then on their faces, yes, he wrote which means thief.

(47:30):
And then he drew cat whiskers on them as well,
which is quite interesting, and he put mustaches on them.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
I've got no issue with Mexican Batman. Well, I've got
one issue with Mexican Batman. I think this kind of
behavior is more akin to Mexican spider Man, because a
spider Man that would, you know, whib sling the bad
guys to the lamp posts and then leave them there
for whoever to come and get them the cops, I suppose,
whereas Batman sort of just breaks her arms and legs

(47:58):
and leaves in a crumpled heap on the floor.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Yeah that's a good point. Yeah, that's a good point.
I mean the duct taping is interesting. I think the
fact that he's humiliating them with the whiskers and then
the thief written on them, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Now, now what I what I want to know is
you I can't imagine these people just backed up to
the post and sit here, go duct tap me to it.
How did he manage to subdue them to the point
where they were where he could ductate them to a post?
You know, would have had to bump them on the
head or something.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Sexist?

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Could be a woman, that's a great point.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Wow, co be a woman?

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Nickname is Mexican Batman.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah that's right, But you can be Batman and be
a woman. Well not in Spanish, because they are gendered language,
so it would have been it would have been batwoman
if it was bat one.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
I mean, we've called this person Mexican batman. I mean
I'd like to call them a Mexican batperson.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Okay, very progressive of you do Mexican.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Well, we don't know. We don't know whether this is
nobody's seeing Mexican bat person.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I think we to borrow a term from the ICC,
the International Cricket Council.

Speaker 12 (49:05):
Mexican Better, Mexico's slightly different things.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
So the cops are not that happy about it, obviously
because of showing them up man. Well there's that. So
they they've actually authorities have actually launched a manhunt for
Mexican better better bat person person hunt because the duck taped,
but as an assault firstly, and also it's kind of kidnapping.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
That's one hundred percent kidnapping, person napping, and also that.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
That person hasn't been that like these people haven't been
They've been accused maybe of the crime, but they haven't
been charged.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
I don't know what they've done.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
No, we want to assume that the thieves, they may
not be like what if you were just walking along
the road and the Mexican batperson pulls up beside you
and duct tapes you to a lamp post. I was
just going down the dairy for like some milk, and
now Mexican Better has duct taped me to my local
lamp post.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
And Sandy Justice, though, is interesting, isn't it. For a
while there we had the ram raids, remember that's right,
I do. I came in with the vigil anti justice,
tackled a couple of ram raiders.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yes, and then the government were like, we're going to
bring back in citizens the rest and I think they did,
didn't they?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
What's happened with that?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I haven't seen a report of a single citizens or rest,
but I'd love to hear from one. Someone out there
must have performed a little bit of vigilante justice. Give
us a text three for three or eight hundred. Had
any vigilante justice out there?

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Yeah, I've performed a bit of vigilanty justice in my time.
Yeah to a person who came down our driveway and
was doing a little bit of snooping around. Really, yeah,
you didn't end up well for them. I got to
say that it could have ended up a lot worse
for both me and them.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Seven sharp batperson just about entertainment Batman, Well, it's got
a bad connection.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
To be honest, it's got a bad connection. I'm as
time goes on, I'm really pleased I didn't do what
I was going to do at first with the bat
I'll share that next sorright, three eight hundred Herdache vigil
Anti Justice. I'd love to hear people's vigilanty justice.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Jerry and Minn the Hdiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Because we're talking about the Mexican Batman. Is it a
man we don't know? Is it a woman? As the
dude in Mexico and the city of Mexico who got
a motorcycle thieves and over a ten day period, duct
tate them to posts with the motorcycles beside them that
he alleged that they had thieved, wrote thief on their
face in Spanish, and some cat whiskers in a mustache, and.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Then and then ran away. We don't know who he
is or she or she don't know who they are.
Brought those people to justice, Yes, that of vigilante justice.
And just before the redhot chili peper? Was it a
new song played?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Just there?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
You mentioned that you have performed an act of vigilante justice.
You you yourself were light infotainment Batman.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Well, a few years back, we had a the laptop
that we're missing in our house. Someone broke in to
her house stolen laptop. Really, Yeah, reached them through the window.
Those sash windows that can open quite easily if you
give them a bit of a shake. Sometimes the latches
come free and you can open it up. Laptop was
beside the window. This happened at night.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
It was cooling on the sill like a hot pie.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
So I was fresh off the back of a laptop
being stolen the weekend before on Saturday night, and this
rustling outside in the in the garden, there was a
bit of a bit of rustling around. I thought, that's
that's weird, and and I could hear something going on.
So and then Tozzy's sister was living with us at
the time, and she came in and said, there's someone

(52:39):
wandering around looking in the windows. And I'm like, okay,
here we go. This is another person that's come. They come,
they've got the laptop. They're coming back for something new
because they realized that this house is poorly secure.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Right for the pickings.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Yeah, what's your addressing it, and so I thought to myself,
I was annoyed about the laptop.

Speaker 12 (52:56):
So I grabbed a cricket bat and I went around
the of the house because they were at the front
of the house. And as he went to get the
angle on them, well, I thought to myself, I'm going
to get myself a cricket bat here.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
And I was angry. I was I was genuinely angry.
And and then as I'm walking around, I can see
this person and they're they're looking in the they're looking
in the windows, and I'm like, this is okay, here
we go, and you've got an angle on them. I've
got I'm coming around from behind on the side of
the house.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Have you cut them off?

Speaker 4 (53:28):
And I've kind of cut them off, but I've come
down the driveway. They can't see me because they're so
they're appearing in the windows. And I snuck up behind
this dude. He would have been about about my size,
a little bit smaller in his twenties. And I came
up and I was sneaking up behind with the cricket bat.
I had it and the and the position like I

(53:51):
had it back ready to go, and I was so
angry I'm going to clob of this guy, and I didn't,
and I'm bloody pleased that I didn't, because she just
I said what are you doing? And he's like he
turned around, he goes, oh, sorry, sorry and started sort
of moving back. Sorry. I was just I just I said,

(54:11):
what are you doing looking in the windows? And he's like,
I don't know, I'm lost. And I was like, yeah, sure,
you're lost. You've come down it's down a driveway.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
He's like, you're not doing that, and then he goes, sorry, sorry,
I'm really sorry. I don't know where I am. And
I'm like, I said, all right, we need to get out,
and I sort of threatened him with the bat and
he sort of went down the driveway and I thought, right,
that's into that. Went back into into the house, feeling
quite proud of myself that i'd warded off. Yeah, preticted

(54:40):
your family, And then about five minutes later tells his
sister kills me. I think that guy's back again, and
I'm like, surely not. You joking, surely not. So I
went to go around the house.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
I'm going to kill him.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
The son and I had the bat and I had
as I'm walking I said I told you to if
off and you come back, you're taking the piss here.
And he's like, oh what, sorry, sorry, And this dude
he's he's gone into the for some reason. He's come
back down the driveway and he's in the garden and

(55:17):
he's stuck in the garden and he's in behind because
a very old house that I've got. He's in behind
a one hundred and ten year old rose bush, which
is huge, and he's caught himself up in a rose
bush down the side of the house, right by the
by where the windows are. Again what And I'm like,
what are you doing? What are you doing? And he's like,

(55:40):
I don't know. I've got lost again. And I'm like,
well now I get lost twice. Yeah, And then he goes,
please help me out. I'm stuck in this bush. And
he's literally in the middle of the rose bush. He
is getting ripped. He's in a T shirt and shorts.
He's getting ripped to shreds on his arms as he's
trying to make his way frantically because I've got a
tricket bat. Yeah, anyway, and he's trying to get out

(56:03):
through this rose bush. It's like it's if it wasn't
kind of full on, I would have found out. It
would have been really funny.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
And then he's like, he finally got out of I'm
not joking. It took him five minutes. Instead of going
through that back through the rose Bush the short he
went all the way through further and by the time
he got out, he goes, I'm sorry, I really don't
know where I am. And at that point I looked
at him and I thought, actually, I think you don't

(56:32):
know where you are. He's lost. I think you're genuinely
quite wasted. Yeah, you've accidentally been out for a night
on the town and you don't know where you are.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
You've gone up you're staying your mate's place, You've gone through,
gone up the wrong driveway twice. Yeah, and now light
and FOTAM and Batman sitting in to take it to
Caw Corner.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Yeah. And I said to him, do you but you
really don't know where you are? He goes, I don't
know where I am and I said no. I walked
him to the top of the driveway. At that stage
there was no threat. It caved his hidden and I said,
where are you going to? And he was going miles away.
So anyway, I called him an Oba and him on

(57:10):
his way.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Good good bit of vigilante justice, and that was fair.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
Jerry and Mania the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Jerry and Mania joined the complayt the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
For one for a pretty unrelatable chat. I was talking
to my long suffering partner the other night, and she
is a a glue targe. She's a member of the
gluten free Tard community. She's cilia, which basically means if
you eat wheat, you get crooked cuts.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
And it seems that these days there is wheat and
just about everything.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
And then it sparked a jog the memory in my
mind of one of my first jobs out of high
school was we called it roguing, which is where you
walk through paddocks of wheat and you pull ripped gut brome,
wild oats, those sorts of things. Jerry, you'd recognize those
out of it, out of the panic is cheaper than
spraying them.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
And when I would do that, I would chew on
a stalk of wheat.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
It's really sweet if anyone's ever done that before, But
if you did two or three of them in an afternoon,
you would inevitably get crooked guts, like really crook cuts,
or at least I would, and the guys I worked with,
and so I wanted to know if that was a
common thing, and that maybe everyone's intolerant to gluten to
a certain degree, and that maybe eating an entire stalk

(58:28):
of wheat straight up, straight out of the ground is
just an overdose on gluten.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Well, what better way to find out than talk to
an actual wheat farmer.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Yes, and so Andrew Darling joins us on the show
this morning out of South Canary. Andrew, first question, you
can't hear our station down in tomorrow, so how did
you get hold of us?

Speaker 9 (58:47):
You're no good fellas, No, just an evid podcast cut
myself on the treat of most days and catch up
up too. But yeah, unfortunately we're in the dead z.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Yeah I know.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Well, no, if you go to the water towers at
the top of Old North Road, I think there's a
parking lot up there where you.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Can where you can catch the Canterbury frequency.

Speaker 9 (59:09):
I've heard your advice and given it a crack, but
not that desperate most.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Andrew. You're a wheat farmer. Minaya's theory is that basically
everybody is gluten intolerance.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Yes, so I have memory. You might have heard me
telling the yarnes.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Then you pluck the odd stalk of wheat out and
then chill on the green partner's and it's delightfully sweet?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Does that give you crooked guts when you do it?

Speaker 9 (59:35):
Now, look, I'm going to premise this. I'm not a doctor,
and I'm not a too nutritious keep myself in trouble,
but look I do. I consume a lot of wheat
that way when I'm walking the paddocks that time of year,
and and chill away and get a feel like. To
be honest, it's when you've got a good healthy plant.
You've got a lot of sugars and other things moving
through the plant, which is gonna then give you, give

(59:58):
you a good yield and make some of grain. So
even with it's the high sugar livers too, Oh yeah,
giving that take along and up things later on. And
I'm not sure, but to be honest, look all week,
zeane does have gluten and anyone's got access to AI
is going to get put down a Reddit thread and

(01:00:19):
come up with any other conclusion.

Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
But you know, as far as as you'll be safe.

Speaker 11 (01:00:27):
Yeah, yeah, any wheat.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
But does it give you a crook guts when you
chill on the stalks as well?

Speaker 9 (01:00:32):
No either immune, because I probably fast much.

Speaker 11 (01:00:35):
In a year chicken crops.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
That's a good point.

Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
You're on the end of the stalk or even at
harvest time, I'm pretty sure I can see about half
a ton of week. It's really the harvest by chewing
on the end of it, chicken moistures and things like that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
So, Andrew, where does your week go?

Speaker 9 (01:00:49):
Mainly we were based we do grow a few bit
of feed wheat, so it does go into animals like
a lot of the deary industry and and and the
chickens and poultry.

Speaker 11 (01:01:02):
Pig farming, things like that.

Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
Just we're on position right on the coach.

Speaker 11 (01:01:06):
We don't grow as good as milling week.

Speaker 9 (01:01:07):
It's probably some of the guys made Canterbury that will
end up into your breads.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Tell me this, Andrew, can you can you get in
touch with us again down the track closer to harvest
and see if we can get Jerry out roguing a
couple of paddicks.

Speaker 9 (01:01:20):
Oh you know, I think you know it's where around
the world oat sown and you can put them to work,
no worry.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Thanks for your time, Andrew. That's Andrew Darling. He's a
week farmer. This is the head Breekfast.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Jerry and Midnight The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
So one of our best known journalists, Patrick Gower, is
doing his first special for Sky Sport. It's called Dave,
Rennie and Patty. What's it about. It's the final long
form interview before the start of the All Blacks campaign
for the new coach.

Speaker 13 (01:01:52):
You want to be able to entertain, you want to
also be seen as as tough to say, he's a
balance between that brutality and they're brilliant at basics.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
How do you coach that?

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
How do you make an All Black more brutal?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:02:05):
You trainer and when you trainer becomes a mindset that
you're going to win the races to eliminate threats. If
you want to be best in the world, you have.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
To be brutal. It's on Sky Sport one tonight at
a PM. You've got to be brutal, Pettigower joins us
in the studio. Yeah, teaching brutality.

Speaker 14 (01:02:20):
Yeah, they're actually training people like you know, Addie savi
Are and that to be more brutal, which is yeah.
I mean when he said it, I was like, wow,
you know, and that's one of his key things. He
wants the All Blacks to be more brutal. That's that's
how you beat South Africa. That's how you're going to
win this test against France this weekend. And I guess
he's what he's saying is that there was a lack

(01:02:41):
of brutality in the All Blacks for the last little
while as well, so he reckons he can he can.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Train that in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
So yeah, I was quite nervous.

Speaker 14 (01:02:49):
And when I sit in next to him because we're
driving through the town and the Toyota High Luks and
you know, I sort of asked him what he liked
about Club Rugby and he's tackling you know, you know,
I said, started to get in getting getting more and
more nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
But i'd met him at the airport.

Speaker 14 (01:03:04):
Your listeners won't be able to see, but I had
a Dave sign and I stood with the with the
taxi drivers, a couple of seat fellers that I actually
know and in regional there and picked him up with
the Dave sign and drove through drove through Auckland with him,
but in the midst of this brutality, he revealed that
he'd actually been a publican. And I said, what you know,
we are an Upper Hat, which is an interesting place

(01:03:25):
to be a publican. I live in the Hat Valley
and and and I said, what was the name of
the pub? But he said, the Lonely Goatherd? Did you
know there was a pub in this country called the
Lonely Goat? Because of course the ruggy club down there
is the Upper Hut Rams, right, so goats. But then
he said, no, I like the film The Sound of Music.
And if you ever watched that, which a lot of

(01:03:45):
people have, you know there's goats and stuff in the
hills and there's a Lonely go heerd in that. So
he's named a pub after the Sound of Music, which.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Is pretty cool for all blacks. Coach.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
That's surprising, isn't it, because that's a musical. You wouldn't
think that the man who's looking to bring brutality back
to the all Blacks would be into musicals.

Speaker 14 (01:04:00):
Yeah, he described himself, and I love this description. He
loves music, and he described himself as a party guitarist.
I think everybody knows a party guitarist out there, and
he's definitely got those kind of kind of vibes. But
if you go deep into sound of music, which I'm
sure Jeremy has, you will realize it has themes of
connection and national unity. I don't know who's going to

(01:04:25):
explain that to Neil Barnes.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Yeah, it really does. I'm fascinated by the fact David
I mentioned as a publican as well. I've known a
couple of publicans in my time, old school publicans, publicans
from the nineteen eighties. Tom Tasker from Tom's Tevan and
Martin is one that comes to mind, Great New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
He who could forget.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
He did a lot of turfing people out, Like you've
got to know how to.

Speaker 14 (01:04:48):
Yeah, you got to know how to check someone out.
You've got to know how to get redder. So you
line someone up, you spot them and you get them out.
And also you've got to remember them and not allow
them back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Ay I'm repeated.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Saturday nights, Yeah, the publican and my hometown used to
turn the lights off so you could throw people out
if they were having a scrap because when the lights
go out, no one knows without except for the publican
who knows it like the back of his hand.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
So he'll bring a bit of that. He'll bring a
bit of that to the all blacks, I think.

Speaker 14 (01:05:18):
I think one thing I found about him is, yeah, definitely,
if he kicked me out of a pub, I would
not go back, Like says, you know, there's definitely that
sort of vibe about him, that reverence and that authority.
And also I sort of felt like I wanted him
to let me back into the pub as well. You know,
while I was interviewing him, I had that sort of vibe.
But if I'm nice to him, he'll like me again

(01:05:39):
and he'll let me back in next Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
And you want him to like you, You want him
to like that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
I'm always fascinated with all black coaches because I think
sometimes what happens is very reactionary, like like you know,
you had Scott Robinson who's dancing sort of a dude
who is quite hands off in terms of he was
saying that you know a lot of the other his
other persistence did the coaching, and he was sort of
and then the I feel like the New Zealand abya
union then go what we want now hands on, tough,

(01:06:06):
hands on guy. Is that what's happened here? That is
a pendulum swam?

Speaker 14 (01:06:10):
Yeah, I think the pendulum pendulum has swung. And I
went to training. I haven't been to a lot of
all that training, but I could see Rennie out there,
very hands on with the forwards, with Ardie Savier and
different people, and right out there, right out there amongst it.
And you know what he what he does bring in
it is experience, Like as interviewing him, like you know,

(01:06:31):
obviously he ran through his CV, which he's coached all
these teams and won all the stuff. I mean, everybody
knows that, but it was more like you can tell
when you're talking to someone who really knows this shit,
you know, and he's got that vibe like he has
been there, done that, got the T shirt multiple times,
and that experience and that calmness in that aura really

(01:06:52):
comes through when you're when you're talking to him, there's
a certain degree of reverence around him.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
And you know, he made me nervous.

Speaker 14 (01:06:58):
I mean, I've interviewed a lot of people, a lot
of you know people and big jobs and all sorts
of things, and and he definitely made me nervous man
a few words.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Yeah, does he have a sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
He's got a massive sense of human It's quite deep.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
I have seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
You know, I was really having to try and pull
it out.

Speaker 11 (01:07:16):
But you know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
When I pulled out the Dave sign with it, you know, in.

Speaker 14 (01:07:22):
Between a couple of taxi drivers, you know, he just
said that little rice smile like a pushover tribe being scored,
you know.

Speaker 11 (01:07:27):
Like that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Just a little not just a little not of respect.
Touch with the grizz Wiley.

Speaker 14 (01:07:35):
Yeah, I think he probably is a bit of the
griz Wileys and under and underneath it, you know, and
the old the old classics sort of you know, I
poked them in the ribs and then I give them
a cattle sort of, that's kind of phrase.

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:07:46):
Pretty definitely a caring dude as well, you know, and
and he took a lot about caring and and you
know his mum coming out from Raratonga and gave the
family a bit of chance. And now the son has
become the All Blacks coach. You know, there's a pretty
inspirational inspirational story there of pacifica immigration behind it as well.
There's a lot going on and and I mean that's

(01:08:09):
why I'm like doing it, because I like complex characters,
you know, and I like I like achievers, and I
like getting close to them, just not too close that
he got brutal. I mean, does he come from the
Lynn Brown Scott? Would you call him a generous lover?
Do you think did you get that close?

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Did you get I didn't get I didn't get that close.
We were we were in that yeah, yeah, fell in
your headline selfish lover.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:08:42):
Chicking out on Sky tonight and then we're having a
few replays as well.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Eat of the testing its Sky's bought one a PM
tonight into that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
It's called Dave, Rennie and Patty, thanks for coming and Petty, yeah,
thank you, Good to see.

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
You too, Jerry and the Night the breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
So early this morning we were talking about black toes way,
what caused them, how you got them?

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
Do you have them?

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Someone dicks in and mentioned that they took the smallest
drill bit that they had and then they used that
to relieve the pressure on their toe and potentially or thumb.
And you said, I couldn't think anything worse. And that
inflamed the builders of the building community because they all
ticked through and said all the builders will tell you
that drilling trick. This next ticks from Michael said drilling

(01:09:27):
your nails as a builder's truck as well. When you
cop a hammer swing on the thumb and she's throbbing away,
small drill bit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
To release the pressure. Very next text.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
As a builder, we drill our hands nails on site
if we smoked them with the hammer one millimeter. But
does the trick good way to release the pressure under
the nail. Use the drill bit again, hold it with pliers,
heat it till red hot. Then it's like a hot
knife through butter, straight through the nail under the blissed boom.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Pressure gone. So a lot of the builders, man, they're
using the drill bit.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
Jerry, all right with you. That's the IY home. What
do you That's a different type of renovation, isn't it
that one? It's your nails, it's home.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Operating, it's work site homeopathy is what it is. And
then this text that I felt like deserved some mere time.
Tom Johnson, I haven't heard of him, but Tom Johnson
AFL player Campbelltown, Campbell Brown's father, Tom Johnson awoke to
his Chihuahua chewing off his big toe.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
That's not what I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
You didn't feel it due to poorly managed diabetes. Happened twice,
happened twice, chewed off both his toes.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
I suppose, yeah, was a horrible, horrible, horrible horrible dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Why would you tell you?

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
I don't understand that. I do not get it. I mean,
I think great personellitis to be fine, yeppy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Little horrible little thing, bake and where you all over
the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
I've heard, and it might just be a rumor, but
I've heard that they were originally bred from Mexican kings
breed them and they were like piranhas. So they they
were guard dogs, but they were swarm of them.

Speaker 15 (01:11:01):
Yeah, so you'd have like forty of them, and they
were vicious, and that's why they they're naturally yeppy because
they're actually guard dogs. It's but as a as a swarm,
you don't want forty chiuaas going out your good luck.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
They just jump at you and then they get your legs,
attack you and start biting the crap out of you. Horrific.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
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Hodarki Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
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