September 7, 2026 • 13 mins
Today on the Pod, Jerry and Manaia read through your name suggestions for this bespoke podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can you start it from the start of that song? Yeah.
Sort of goes on for a bit longer before the
words kick in, eh? Yeah. I was sort of hoping
(00:28):
that would kick in a bit harder.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Fat, though.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, it's pretty fat, bro. Are the words here? I
was sort of hoping it'd go straight to the chorus, too. Yeah, oh, well, look,
we ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Dude, that is fat. Is that Diddy?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's Diddy.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh, man, Diddy's quite good, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Free Diddy, bro. Man, Diddy, he's got some skills.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't think that's Diddy.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh. We still need a producer. Damn, I was hoping
that was a good chorus too. Sort of mills about
that song, doesn't it? I like it. Alright, welcome into
the podcast. Today on the podcast we want to address
for the 15th time, at least since I've been part
(01:09):
of this podcast, the name of the podcast. I think
now's as good a time as any to... Hold on,
is this where the chorus comes in? Yeah, this part.
Going nowhere. Yeah, we need a new name for the podcast.
(01:31):
So we've taken to social media, Jerry. Of the 500
names that this podcast has had, what's been your favorite?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
My favorite was probably the casserole.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
How's that going in terms of are people supportive of
the name The Casserole?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, let's go through. There's a bunch of comments on
Instagram and on Facebook. I'll go through them for you now.
You just jot down any that you like. Tony Lyle
has suggested, what should we call the podcast? The Joe
Rogan Experience.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It's got a ring to it, doesn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Is it original?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I feel like there's been something called that. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Are you thinking of the Jimi Hendrix Experience? The Hauraki
breakfast experience? I think there might be one that's already
taken that. Although, is there a case to be made
that we call it the Joe Rogan experience and then
other people accidentally click on ours?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Maybe. I mean, if we could have a very small
percentage of those listeners, we'd be huge.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
We'd be bigger than Dom Harvey.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I thought you were Dom Harvey. Are you not Dom Harvey?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That was... That was so interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I told my mom I've been working with Dom Harvey.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That was the Christchurch security person, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Who said to me, I really enjoy your podcast. I thought,
that's interesting. Someone said that they enjoy the podcast, not
the radio show. She seemed also, she was kind of
boomer zone.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And I thought normally they'd be seven sharp fans.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well, I never, I'm surprised every day by the people
that listen to the radio show. And then I went
through security and then she comes up to me and goes, oh, sorry,
I thought you were Dom Harvey. I was confused. One
of my workmates said that you're the wrong person.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
She really snatched her feet from the jaws of victory there.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
She didn't need to tell me that.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, I know, because what had happened was she'd just
said a really nice thing that would have made you
feel great, and then she'd go, oh, actually, hold on.
I want to go make a fellowship. Yeah. So shout
out to her. Thanks, lady. James May loved his work
on Our Man in Japan. He said we should call
it For Legal Reasons. Dom Tinney replied to that and said,
(03:42):
I went with the Daily Legal Battle, but yours is
much better. Michael Hutchie writes.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Michael Hutchie.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Michael Hutchie.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Writes, breakfast Keezy on all fours looking over his mic
with me Keezy.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
There's a lot of Keezy in that, isn't there?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
But too much Keezy, you reckon?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Potentially. Braden, well, considering there's no Keezy on this show. Yeah.
Brayden Listington writes, delete this podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I quite like that. There's something about delete this podcast.
But I think what happens in those situations is people
do end up doing exactly what you tell them to do.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So would it be called delete this podcast?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
So it's just called delete this? Yeah. I don't mind that.
Punishing Chat Sandy underscore NZ writes, punishing chat with two wounders.
Very descriptive.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
What about second bite of the cherry? That's Cade Elliott's suggestion.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Braddles95 said, is Mike Hosking breakfast taken? Yes. Mike Tompkins
says you can't grind gears in neutral, the podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I mean, you can kind of grind. Can you grind
gears in neutral? Is there a logic issue there? Ebony
and Ivory from Bob Reed.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't know if that's how we want to start.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't know if that's how we want to hang
our hat on. Mike Tompkins has replied to his own
comment with another option. The HSPF, the Highly Secured Podcasting Facility.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's good. It's good.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
The Bourne Identity, right? Mania and Newsboys Sellout Podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's good. The Bourne Identity. How's Bourne spelled? B-0-U-R-N-E.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Identity. Frosted Terps. Trying to be the big show with me, Keezy.
The Little Show. The Daily Punishment, Between Two Legs. Just
call it the Hog and Yoppers podcast at this point.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
See, these are all really good suggestions. I mean, it
could be any of these, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
At this point, you might as well just call it
the Rebrand podcast. The NDA. Two great guys trying their best.
That's quite honest. Between Two Wounders. Mm-hmm. No one's paying
a dollar for these thoughts. Problem is folk in the
UK want to hear you guys. Nothing can't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I have no idea. Sam Hassel wants it to be called.
We're not doing this, are we?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Mr.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Steve or Mrs. Teave, I don't know, has said, I
think I've told this story before. Seahorse jizz. Yep. What?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
They want to call it seahorse jizz.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Seahorse jizz, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Jizz being you.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Seahorse.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Being the.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Manaia is the Maori word for it. Yeah, Manaia. No
one asked the Hauraki breakfast detour with Gerry and Manukau's.
Mania's Minute. The HSRF. Dave, the Daily Wounder. The Daily
Wounder's getting a lot of love. Mm-hmm. Kicking it into neutral.
Paid to be here. Poor taste and indecency from Norg Farepaku.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I feel like poor taste and indecency... We've talked about
it before, haven't we? has been suggested, eh? That's familiar
to me.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
The only worry there is it's a little bit long.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's wordy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The Daily Wounder's got something.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
The Daily Wounder has got something, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's got something, isn't it? Can we put that onto
the shortlist?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yep. Daily Wounder. Who's running this down?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Do you want to write this one down? The ones
that are kind of, I mean, they're all good. They're
definitely all good. It's a case of ones that kind
of jump out.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Synchronized Yodeling, The Steamers Speak, the Did You Know We
Have a Radio Show podcast, The Punishing... Pod, David Yardley,
A Pair of Bollocks, Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls, Two
Wounders Waffle.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Okay, this sounds like, because I think it's got to
be something that's representative of what the show is. So
if you see the title of it, you think, oh yeah, okay.
I mean, that's why the Daily Wounder. It's like, okay, well,
it's every day and it will wound you.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
It's a pretty clean name, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So Daily Wounder, what was the other one that we
just wrote down? Or was that Daily Wounder? That's the
Daily Wounder that's what I wrote down, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Um, uh, numb nuts. What was it? Numb nut behavior.
That's what the dumb brigade, the dumb brigade is what, um,
Mike Hosking called us. The dumb brigade's good. The dumb
brigade is pretty short list. That one.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh, that's definitely short list.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Michael D cook has written. The rest is numb nut behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Ha ha ha ha. I don't know if we can
take the rest is.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The rest is.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I think the rest is has been trademarked.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, or do we, is this our way of Trojan
horsing our way into, because they're one of the most
popular podcast networks now, because obviously the rest is history,
which you would have listened to. The rest is entertainment.
The rest is politics. Yep. The rest is numb nut behavior.
This is a massive blind spot for the rest is franchise.
They don't have any numb nut behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Can we, we need to do some looking into that,
the legalities of that one.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Because that is good.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
That is good.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
How many times do I have to say, right, Stephen
Morris is a long-time listener, with Conglave support, The Daily Wounder.
Can we write The Daily Wounder down, please, Zoe? Is
that on the list?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's already on the list.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Okay. So there's The Big Show, The Small Show, Meza
and Jez in the Morning, Dickhead's Trying to Influence You, right,
Stan Good, A Couple of Twats, Stinkfeet Bonanza, Hodaki and Friends,
Jez and the Job Tester, The Mo Lester Podcast, Just
Filling in Time, Oddcast, Jerry and the Waymo, Haruraki Yaki. Okay,
(09:40):
so what's the shortlist at the moment?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We've got the rest. The Daily Wounder. Yeah, the Daily Wounder.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Rogan Yoppers.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
The Dumb Brigade. Yep. That's all I've wrote down. It's
sort of leaning towards the Daily Wounder, isn't it? Should
we give the Daily Wounder a quick- Take it for
a spin? A quick spin. Take it for a test drive.
See how it feels. We're going to take the Daily
Wounder for a drive. Zoe, you're doing the Gen Z stare.
She was doing the Gen Z stare. Oh my God.
(10:10):
I just saw it for the first time.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
This is a new thing. We were talking about it
earlier in the show. It's a new thing research had
to say that Gen Z's are saying, on average, 300
words less a day than millennials. And if you go
and buy something at a shop or something and there's
a Gen Z working behind the shop, they'll say the
minimal amount of words to you. And then they'll also
(10:32):
give you what's called the Gen Z stare, which is
just no words at all. And it's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I think my hamster was just running, to be honest,
in my head. I was thinking there was one that
Minaya texted into the GC that I don't know if
you wanted to Oh, what did I say? Do you
want me to say it? I feel like you don't
want to say it. No, but it was a pretty
good one. Okay, go on.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
We can beep it if we need to.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Okay. The Conclave?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's what I was going to say. Do we need to?
But then is it confusing because we say, oh, on
the Conclave we talked about this. Now are we referring
to the Facebook page or the podcast as I put
some more expired pre-workout into my drink bottle? Conclave, is
that confusing? I'll shortlist it. Yeah, shortlist it.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I think put it on the shortlist. I think maybe
come back to that one. Maybe we'll circle back.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Do you want to put a pin in that and
circle back?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Is that a name for a podcast?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Put a pin in it, circle back, run it up
the flagpole, ladder up to find some pathways to success.
Give it a good shake. It's like you're shaking a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Shaky face?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Why do the cocktail guys, you could shake it fucking anywhere.
Why do they hold it above? Pass it here. You can.
You get taught to do it a certain way. Yeah, why?
You do it in an eight formation.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Okay. How's the look on Zoe's face? That's a great look.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
No one will ever see that.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
No, but it's good though.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, so where did we land? We are going to
take the Daily Wunder for a walk.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Let's take it for a stroll.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Let's take the Daily Wunder for a stroll.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And we'll see how it goes. It feels right to me.
I think maybe mixing the conclave up with actually the
Hauraki breakfast Facebook thing is too confusing.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, so the Daily Wunder it is. We're going to
take that for a test drive from now on.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, but can we put also the rest is numbnut behaviour.
Was it the rest is numbnut behavior or the rest is?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
The rest is numbnut behavior. Yeah. And then the dump brigade.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
What do you just do?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Numbnut behavior.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Numbnut behavior.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Numbnuts.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh, numbnuts.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, numbnut behavior because that's what Hoskin called us.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Numbnut behavior. Does he know what a numbnut is?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
We've, um, look, we've, We've shortlisted the Daily Wounder, the
Hog and Yoppers, the Dumb Brigade, the Conclave, the rest
is numbnut behaviour.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Can I say the Hog and Yoppers is actually a
name for a bar?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
So I don't think that's going to end up on there.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Because that's our bar name when we get a bar.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too confusing.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
All right then.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's good though.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Hey, we've got a bit more admin on the podcast
tomorrow as well about some segments that people want to
bring back. So if there's anything that sparks your... Comes
to mind, get in the conclave, let us know. This
is the Daily Wounder.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah!
Speaker 1 (13:13):
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Can you start it from the start of that song? Yeah.
Sort of goes on for a bit longer before the
words kick in, eh? Yeah. I was sort of hoping
(00:28):
that would kick in a bit harder.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Fat, though.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, it's pretty fat, bro. Are the words here? I
was sort of hoping it'd go straight to the chorus, too. Yeah, oh, well, look,
we ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Dude, that is fat. Is that Diddy?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's Diddy.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh, man, Diddy's quite good, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Free Diddy, bro. Man, Diddy, he's got some skills.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't think that's Diddy.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh. We still need a producer. Damn, I was hoping
that was a good chorus too. Sort of mills about
that song, doesn't it? I like it. Alright, welcome into
the podcast. Today on the podcast we want to address
for the 15th time, at least since I've been part
(01:09):
of this podcast, the name of the podcast. I think
now's as good a time as any to... Hold on,
is this where the chorus comes in? Yeah, this part.
Going nowhere. Yeah, we need a new name for the podcast.
(01:31):
So we've taken to social media, Jerry. Of the 500
names that this podcast has had, what's been your favorite?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
My favorite was probably the casserole.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
How's that going in terms of are people supportive of
the name The Casserole?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, let's go through. There's a bunch of comments on
Instagram and on Facebook. I'll go through them for you now.
You just jot down any that you like. Tony Lyle
has suggested, what should we call the podcast? The Joe
Rogan Experience.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It's got a ring to it, doesn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Is it original?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I feel like there's been something called that. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Are you thinking of the Jimi Hendrix Experience? The Hauraki
breakfast experience? I think there might be one that's already
taken that. Although, is there a case to be made
that we call it the Joe Rogan experience and then
other people accidentally click on ours?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Maybe. I mean, if we could have a very small
percentage of those listeners, we'd be huge.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
We'd be bigger than Dom Harvey.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I thought you were Dom Harvey. Are you not Dom Harvey?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That was... That was so interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I told my mom I've been working with Dom Harvey.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That was the Christchurch security person, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Who said to me, I really enjoy your podcast. I thought,
that's interesting. Someone said that they enjoy the podcast, not
the radio show. She seemed also, she was kind of
boomer zone.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And I thought normally they'd be seven sharp fans.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well, I never, I'm surprised every day by the people
that listen to the radio show. And then I went
through security and then she comes up to me and goes, oh, sorry,
I thought you were Dom Harvey. I was confused. One
of my workmates said that you're the wrong person.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
She really snatched her feet from the jaws of victory there.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
She didn't need to tell me that.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, I know, because what had happened was she'd just
said a really nice thing that would have made you
feel great, and then she'd go, oh, actually, hold on.
I want to go make a fellowship. Yeah. So shout
out to her. Thanks, lady. James May loved his work
on Our Man in Japan. He said we should call
it For Legal Reasons. Dom Tinney replied to that and said,
(03:42):
I went with the Daily Legal Battle, but yours is
much better. Michael Hutchie writes.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Michael Hutchie.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Michael Hutchie.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Writes, breakfast Keezy on all fours looking over his mic
with me Keezy.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
There's a lot of Keezy in that, isn't there?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
But too much Keezy, you reckon?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Potentially. Braden, well, considering there's no Keezy on this show. Yeah.
Brayden Listington writes, delete this podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I quite like that. There's something about delete this podcast.
But I think what happens in those situations is people
do end up doing exactly what you tell them to do.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So would it be called delete this podcast?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
So it's just called delete this? Yeah. I don't mind that.
Punishing Chat Sandy underscore NZ writes, punishing chat with two wounders.
Very descriptive.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
What about second bite of the cherry? That's Cade Elliott's suggestion.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Braddles95 said, is Mike Hosking breakfast taken? Yes. Mike Tompkins
says you can't grind gears in neutral, the podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I mean, you can kind of grind. Can you grind
gears in neutral? Is there a logic issue there? Ebony
and Ivory from Bob Reed.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't know if that's how we want to start.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't know if that's how we want to hang
our hat on. Mike Tompkins has replied to his own
comment with another option. The HSPF, the Highly Secured Podcasting Facility.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's good. It's good.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
The Bourne Identity, right? Mania and Newsboys Sellout Podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's good. The Bourne Identity. How's Bourne spelled? B-0-U-R-N-E.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Identity. Frosted Terps. Trying to be the big show with me, Keezy.
The Little Show. The Daily Punishment, Between Two Legs. Just
call it the Hog and Yoppers podcast at this point.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
See, these are all really good suggestions. I mean, it
could be any of these, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
At this point, you might as well just call it
the Rebrand podcast. The NDA. Two great guys trying their best.
That's quite honest. Between Two Wounders. Mm-hmm. No one's paying
a dollar for these thoughts. Problem is folk in the
UK want to hear you guys. Nothing can't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I have no idea. Sam Hassel wants it to be called.
We're not doing this, are we?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Mr.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Steve or Mrs. Teave, I don't know, has said, I
think I've told this story before. Seahorse jizz. Yep. What?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
They want to call it seahorse jizz.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Seahorse jizz, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Jizz being you.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Seahorse.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Being the.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Manaia is the Maori word for it. Yeah, Manaia. No
one asked the Hauraki breakfast detour with Gerry and Manukau's.
Mania's Minute. The HSRF. Dave, the Daily Wounder. The Daily
Wounder's getting a lot of love. Mm-hmm. Kicking it into neutral.
Paid to be here. Poor taste and indecency from Norg Farepaku.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I feel like poor taste and indecency... We've talked about
it before, haven't we? has been suggested, eh? That's familiar
to me.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
The only worry there is it's a little bit long.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's wordy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The Daily Wounder's got something.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
The Daily Wounder has got something, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's got something, isn't it? Can we put that onto
the shortlist?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yep. Daily Wounder. Who's running this down?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Do you want to write this one down? The ones
that are kind of, I mean, they're all good. They're
definitely all good. It's a case of ones that kind
of jump out.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Synchronized Yodeling, The Steamers Speak, the Did You Know We
Have a Radio Show podcast, The Punishing... Pod, David Yardley,
A Pair of Bollocks, Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls, Two
Wounders Waffle.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Okay, this sounds like, because I think it's got to
be something that's representative of what the show is. So
if you see the title of it, you think, oh yeah, okay.
I mean, that's why the Daily Wounder. It's like, okay, well,
it's every day and it will wound you.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
It's a pretty clean name, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So Daily Wounder, what was the other one that we
just wrote down? Or was that Daily Wounder? That's the
Daily Wounder that's what I wrote down, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Um, uh, numb nuts. What was it? Numb nut behavior.
That's what the dumb brigade, the dumb brigade is what, um,
Mike Hosking called us. The dumb brigade's good. The dumb
brigade is pretty short list. That one.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh, that's definitely short list.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Michael D cook has written. The rest is numb nut behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Ha ha ha ha. I don't know if we can
take the rest is.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The rest is.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I think the rest is has been trademarked.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, or do we, is this our way of Trojan
horsing our way into, because they're one of the most
popular podcast networks now, because obviously the rest is history,
which you would have listened to. The rest is entertainment.
The rest is politics. Yep. The rest is numb nut behavior.
This is a massive blind spot for the rest is franchise.
They don't have any numb nut behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Can we, we need to do some looking into that,
the legalities of that one.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Because that is good.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
That is good.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
How many times do I have to say, right, Stephen
Morris is a long-time listener, with Conglave support, The Daily Wounder.
Can we write The Daily Wounder down, please, Zoe? Is
that on the list?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's already on the list.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Okay. So there's The Big Show, The Small Show, Meza
and Jez in the Morning, Dickhead's Trying to Influence You, right,
Stan Good, A Couple of Twats, Stinkfeet Bonanza, Hodaki and Friends,
Jez and the Job Tester, The Mo Lester Podcast, Just
Filling in Time, Oddcast, Jerry and the Waymo, Haruraki Yaki. Okay,
(09:40):
so what's the shortlist at the moment?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We've got the rest. The Daily Wounder. Yeah, the Daily Wounder.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Rogan Yoppers.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
The Dumb Brigade. Yep. That's all I've wrote down. It's
sort of leaning towards the Daily Wounder, isn't it? Should
we give the Daily Wounder a quick- Take it for
a spin? A quick spin. Take it for a test drive.
See how it feels. We're going to take the Daily
Wounder for a drive. Zoe, you're doing the Gen Z stare.
She was doing the Gen Z stare. Oh my God.
(10:10):
I just saw it for the first time.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
This is a new thing. We were talking about it
earlier in the show. It's a new thing research had
to say that Gen Z's are saying, on average, 300
words less a day than millennials. And if you go
and buy something at a shop or something and there's
a Gen Z working behind the shop, they'll say the
minimal amount of words to you. And then they'll also
(10:32):
give you what's called the Gen Z stare, which is
just no words at all. And it's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I think my hamster was just running, to be honest,
in my head. I was thinking there was one that
Minaya texted into the GC that I don't know if
you wanted to Oh, what did I say? Do you
want me to say it? I feel like you don't
want to say it. No, but it was a pretty
good one. Okay, go on.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
We can beep it if we need to.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Okay. The Conclave?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's what I was going to say. Do we need to?
But then is it confusing because we say, oh, on
the Conclave we talked about this. Now are we referring
to the Facebook page or the podcast as I put
some more expired pre-workout into my drink bottle? Conclave, is
that confusing? I'll shortlist it. Yeah, shortlist it.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I think put it on the shortlist. I think maybe
come back to that one. Maybe we'll circle back.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Do you want to put a pin in that and
circle back?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Is that a name for a podcast?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Put a pin in it, circle back, run it up
the flagpole, ladder up to find some pathways to success.
Give it a good shake. It's like you're shaking a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Shaky face?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Why do the cocktail guys, you could shake it fucking anywhere.
Why do they hold it above? Pass it here. You can.
You get taught to do it a certain way. Yeah, why?
You do it in an eight formation.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Okay. How's the look on Zoe's face? That's a great look.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
No one will ever see that.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
No, but it's good though.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, so where did we land? We are going to
take the Daily Wunder for a walk.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Let's take it for a stroll.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Let's take the Daily Wunder for a stroll.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And we'll see how it goes. It feels right to me.
I think maybe mixing the conclave up with actually the
Hauraki breakfast Facebook thing is too confusing.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, so the Daily Wunder it is. We're going to
take that for a test drive from now on.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, but can we put also the rest is numbnut behaviour.
Was it the rest is numbnut behavior or the rest is?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
The rest is numbnut behavior. Yeah. And then the dump brigade.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
What do you just do?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Numbnut behavior.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Numbnut behavior.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Numbnuts.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh, numbnuts.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, numbnut behavior because that's what Hoskin called us.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Numbnut behavior. Does he know what a numbnut is?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
We've, um, look, we've, We've shortlisted the Daily Wounder, the
Hog and Yoppers, the Dumb Brigade, the Conclave, the rest
is numbnut behaviour.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Can I say the Hog and Yoppers is actually a
name for a bar?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
So I don't think that's going to end up on there.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Because that's our bar name when we get a bar.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too confusing.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
All right then.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's good though.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Hey, we've got a bit more admin on the podcast
tomorrow as well about some segments that people want to
bring back. So if there's anything that sparks your... Comes
to mind, get in the conclave, let us know. This
is the Daily Wounder.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah!
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Half man, half drugs, ass to clubs. Want Gerry and
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