📻What's that Sound - The Radio Show

Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia play a certain sound over and over again... can you guess what it is?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierarchy Breakfast. Get set for Winter with Bunnings Trade, the.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Best way to catch up on what you missed. The
Hurdarchy Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Good Morning, walk My Along to the Hierarchy Breakfast. It's Monday,
the not quite sure of May, but it's early May.
I can tell you that's probably about the sqwelve.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'll give you an eleven eleven eleven, I'll give you
an eleventh. Is that mid? That's not quite mid May?
Is a really early mad We're early to mid.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I mean we're a third of the way through May.
Thirty days half Mayept, November and December.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Ye, all of those.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
October if you're working off the Juliet calendar.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
That as well. Early doors. Let's just lay our cards
flat out on the table. Everyone probably operating a little bit,
probably not quite on all eight cylinders this morning, myself
a little bit crooked. Just after giving rudership for being
the first out in the in the seamore, sweet say,
who is going to be the first on the cauldro

(00:56):
It was Ruder almost immediately the next day.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
What's the next day?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Just a couple of days later here I am who
would have.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Thought soldiering almost sounds like executive producer Ruter has passed
on his illness to you. I don't think that's what
working its way through the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
With the sound of it, We'll blame it on Ruder.
Could be a million daries and vapes on Friday night.
Oh okay, that's one of those. However, we hear and
we're and we're doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, well last night. We'll get into it next. But
an executive producer, myself and Zoe and Studio b all
went along to Split Ends the Upland show. I've heard
of them, What a Night, Proud to Be a New Zealander.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Jerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
So he had the show outing last night. But of
a group outing, two split INDs met up beforehand. Ruder
put along his brother brother Ruder, Brother Ruder, brother Ruder.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
If he wasn't expecting that, he wasn't expecting to his
old brother Ruder. I was like, this is my brother John, Oh,
brother Ruder, brother Ruder.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
We've got Mama Ruda, We've got my.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Ruder runs in the family, sister Ruder.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I've met sister Rudy yet.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
She lives in Wellington.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, I'd like to meet sister Ruda. It's good to
meet brother Rud. Was quite a couple of the pieces
I was going to say to it. I was like, oh, yeah, okay,
I see what I see?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Are you guys all?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
The weirdest part was that I bought my my friend
along John John Parrett JP Rud was there. Who's a
Jeremy real name Jeremy, I'm obviously Jeremy, and Ruder's brother
brother John is a.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
JP Jerry on John action.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
So there was two Jeremies, two John's.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
She wouldn't read about it, and a Big Sandy's.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, how many does just the one Big Sandy's. And
turns out that that brother Ruder, my friend John, and
Big Sandy's all born within two weeks of each other.
There was just so much commonality. It was freaky.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
What what other radio station would you find this kind
of convergence of births and names.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
So we met up there at Bid four Soda and
like I had a couple of drinks, went down and
I got it. We arrived perfect timing. Ruda went to
the front to her special seats to the marsh yep
all right.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
At the concert, I was like, I have special seats
at Bedford.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That at the level great geek, starting as so many hits, splittings,
what did they start with? Shark attack? Great start, and
then they went history never repeats into poor boy and
then nobody takes me seriously, give it a whirl. Dirty
Creature a great version of Dirty Creature, very good, and

(03:33):
then time for change. One step hid, what's the matter
with your message to my girl? My favorite split in
song cried did you cry bloody?

Speaker 5 (03:40):
I probably probably four times, but that was the cried
four times.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I was sobbing and what.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Did your brother do to you? You pint you?

Speaker 5 (03:48):
No, It's just like this is one of my favorite
songs ever, and.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
And I had a few beers. It can be cried
a gig Joe, Yes, I have.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Actually I cried at Old Cat Stevens a few years ago.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
It's funny because we went and saw use of Islam.
He didn't cry, and then.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
So many hats and then they kind of finished worth
six months in a Leaky boat, I Got you, I
See Red, and then into the end core Spellbound, I
hope I never and then straight old line with Noel
Crombie the percussion Zombie, who is the guy who does
all of the suits. He designed all of the suits,
crazy old Noel Crombie, just wandering around playing spoons and

(04:30):
doing weird stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
So when you say percussion, he's not the drummer. So
they've got a drummer, and then he's the med Echles
does the drummer, and then he's on the pots and pants.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
He's on pots, pans, all sorts of bits and pieces. Yeah,
but then on the last but he gets on the
drums for the last song.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Ah right, it was pretty good and it was good. Yeah, right,
it's about one hundred and fifty. That's a great job.
That one the percussion fellow percussion Zombie. The free safety
you don't really have you're not marking any particular player
on the other team. You just run around try and
get steals.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, any rainer on the key man, that guy can
play keys. Great musicians. Neil was amazing, Tim was amazing.
It was it was a great They made you wait
for the hits. Well, I didn't feel that way there.
I felt like every song was a hit. There's so
many heads. Oh my god, that so many weird songs.
But they're weird but great.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Those are the one that got you ever ongoing.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Man. Neil's voice is so strong. It's so strong.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
But how would you go sing in these songs forty
odd years after you wrote them?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Would you get sick of them?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Not a few? It didn't. I felt like I felt like,
particularly Neil was having a good time. He looked like
he was really having a good time. I think he
liked the fact that his brother is the Tim's the
kind of the originator, and he's the front guy. It's
kind of his band, and so he can kind of
just have fun.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
He's just in there.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
There's some funny gags that they shared, but some pieces
they went around jobs that they've had at certain times.
Turns out that Neil film was an orderly hospital order. Really,
I could see him doing that. Yeah, I see him
scurrying in.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Sorry, guys, you done with this stuff?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
He said. He goes at National Woman's he goes say,
as a result, I had I had a partner and
quite a few people's berths and directly got a great
New Zealander. Yeah. So it was a good time.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Got it, I got it. I couldn't be there. It
was a bit under the weather. You said, afternoon Saturday night,
I did manage to get out to Bingo, where I
met Daimo, who he was probably said of this, but
he goes, he goes down to the Bingo all the time.
I think I might have misheard him, but I think
he was the guy who pulled fourteen noses out of
his nose in one.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Go, excuse me and one and one poul.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, someone ticks in last week and said fourteen noses.
And as Demo came past, he gave me a first
part and he goes fourteen noses and winked at men
walked off.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
He's grabbed a bunch.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, and he's pulled out a bunch and then counted them.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Wow, you'd lose a whole lot of skin doing that.
I would have thought brutal.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
If I can do.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
It, Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
It's on the weekend, fellows. I went down to the
Pringle Park Bingo night. I think I spoke about the
third time that me and the missus have been down there.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Prinkle Park is that where they make pringles.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
It is that's exactly where they make pringles. Evidently the
market for pringles is down a little bit, so they're
having to run bingo nights at the same time.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
They grow on trees down Prinkle Park. Yeah, they going
to pack pringles off the trees.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well, it was actually the machine they used to make
tennis balls, and then they accidentally dropped the potato in
it and they were like, this makes good chips. Anyway. Well,
so the first time I miss susposed it to is
about a year ago, and she goes, Oh, we're going
to go down to the bingo night at the balls
club around the corner. It's walking distance from her house.
I was like, oh, yeah, she guys, you want to come? Yeah,
I don't know. She goes, what are you going to

(07:59):
do If you don't, You're just gonna sit on the
couch and drink and gamble?

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah? Why do you come down here and do it?
You got me?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
So now I'm down there and jesuits all right, there
must be it's packed out. There be about one hundred
people in there. You play about six cards. You do
all the classics, the heads and tails. You know, when
you stand up and you know the guy at the
front toss the coin heads the tails, if your hands
on your head, stay in whatever then you win money
that way. They at halftime, because it was Mother's Day,

(08:29):
they did who's the newest mum in the room, who's
got the most kids? Who's got the oldest kid?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Wow? I imagine that there's a lot of people with
old kids. Yes, what were we talking to the audience here?
There won't be a young audience.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
No, I would have my messas would have been the
youngest person in the room by fifteen years probably yep,
aside from me, the oldest child. The mother who had
the oldest child, her eldest was fifty two and she
went there we go and the youngest was three months.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Did they check any birth certificates for that or it
was just an honesty systems and you check them out.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Everyone knows every run in the room, so you'd be
doing well to walk in there and go, I've got
a fifty two year old daughter.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
What are we talking prize pools here?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
So we're starting off somewhere around I don't know if
they want me saying something radio, but we're starting off
at around the two fifty three fifty for a card,
and the first card is just the you've just got
to get a line. Then you're into your h's p
for Pringle Park diagonals, all sorts of this.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
That's quite high level. But the diagonals and the lines
and so I've never heard of that. I've heard of
the line but not. And then the full car yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
And so then the finals line in full card and
that was for a thousand dollars whow.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Because the way it works is you've got to give
away everything that you take in. That's the rule with Bengo,
so you can't make money out of it.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Okay, well it's so bloody good. If the on boodsman's listening,
I could be off on the numbers. Well, I'm sure
it all added up. But what I love about the
Bengo is it's not just sitting there listening to the
numbers and then taking them off as you go. I mean,
it is that too, but the call is great. I
wrote down some of the calls. You know, yeah, obviously

(10:14):
you know your leg's eleven yep, Clox sixty six. Did
you know you know what seventy one is?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Seventy one? I'm lucky for some.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
J Loo's bum. J Lo's bum.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Ye hold on for a second.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
That could have been seventy one, j Loo's bum. What
about twenty eight? Twenty eight? Never too late in a state?
Oh your close fifty eight, make them wait? Thirty three,
thirty three, No dirty knees?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
What do you mean, dy? What from playing rugby.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Number twenty getting plenty? Did you score number twenty four?
And then the other thing, okay, the grandma's being friskie
number sixty, the other thing that goes young and king
only fifteen.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
One of the things young in kan fifteen okay.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
And then whenever certain numbers come up, they sing a song.
So for example, and I think last time I went,
I played your guys a bit audio of them singing
Dancing Queen. When seventeen comes up, Number seventeen, Dancing Queen,
and then they basically play the whole chorus, and the
whole room sings and stands up and dances.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
This is the best Saturday Nights entertainment you could possibly have.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
This is a bit of me that's rocking. So yeah,
so he'll be like number seventeen, Dancing Queen, number seventeen,
And by the stage, all the audiens are getting up
out of the seat. You can hear them going for it.
This is a great night out it is, and then

(11:45):
this is the long division, but that they also play
a shorter version and then they keep singing afterwards. They
might do it here. Yeah, so by the stage is
about one hundred people standing up, singing and dancing.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
But I mean the audience sound quite young.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I think that was just one girl that's standing quite
close to us. Yeah. So yeah, it's a rollicking time.
Did your work? Didn't want a cent? But I'm also
the worst Bengo player on earth because I'm not checking
my ticket.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Very and you're on your phone during Bengo. You're multi
screen and watching the gambling.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Goodness Jerry in the night, the Holdarchy.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Breakfast ivulated sport headlines thanks for export, Ultra the beer
for here. NRL leaders Penrith have beaten Canberra thirty eighteen
to close out round ten years today, as predicted by me. Meanwhile,
the Melbourne Storm snapped a seven game losing streak to
defeat the West Tigers forty four to sixteen.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Oh yeah, all's right in the world. All of a sudden,
Tigers are absolutely flying. You know, he's the real victim
and all of this is Benji Marshall because they come
out at the start of this year, and all of
a sudden, everyone's gone just the Tigers look good. That
beat the Warriors. They're second on the table and everyone's
going days I starting to look good. Then sure enough,
something's got to go wrong, because if feeling way too
damn good, the star player signs with another club for

(13:04):
like two years from now. Then two of their other players.
Did you see the prank they pulled with They said
that signed for the Chiefs as well they hadn't. I
feel like there's got to be more to a prank
than just a lie, you know what I mean. It's
going to be like a.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I've heard a great saying in the NRL, and that
is ten rounds doth not doth not make a premiership
non RL winner. That's right, and rounds, well, look at
whoever's at the top of ten rounds doesn't necessarily mean
that you're going to take it through.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
No, And so the Tigers have stuck a spoke in
their own front wheel and Bingi's the victim here.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
The Warriors remains second on sixteen points after their bye
week because he get two points for a buy weird
weird thing. But it is the way it is New
Zealand have lost an opening Women's Day Cricket International thriller
against England by one wicket at Old Durham Town. The
host chased two eleven with ten balls to spare, and MICHAELA.
Woods has sealed an A League Football Final spot for

(13:54):
the Wellington Phoenix away against Melbourne City on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Car bet him on a good day, can you I'm
not going.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
To see one all draw against Adelaide and the weekend.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah you did call it? I did? Yeah, Well, I
just thought because if it was going to be one
or there's no incentive for either of them to score
another goal, all they want to do is not concede
another one and we'll hit into the Second League this
weekend and sort it out then.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I think you want to be Adelaide in that situation,
don't you, because you can't back home. Yeah, you would
know the drawers, you know, as good as a win.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yeah, but I wouldn't be surprised if this next one
goes to a draw as well. Oh, I'm calling penalties.
I know it's a long range production, but I'm calling pens.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
Jerry and Night. The hot Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Text through from Leon here. You guys are really scraping
the bottom of the barrel. Here, so new name for
the segment scraping the bottom of the barrel. It is
a segment formerly known as the unknown noise. I think
Zidium tried to rip it off last time we did it.
They did they did was zeoon called secret sound.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I believe it was. Yeah, I think they had it.
I think it was the fifty thousand dollars Secrets sound. Yep.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
So this morning we're giving away five hundred thousand dollars
to anyone can identify the we scrape at the bottom
of the barrell. Now to any one who can identify
the following sound. Man, that's loud, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's got a bit of a It sounds a little
bit like a dog, doesn't that little But it's too
rhythmical to be a dog.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
It's a dog with great rhythm. Yeah, a dog of
great rhythm.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Interesting. I heard that. I heard the unknown sound, yes
on Friday. Yeah, and you were just on your just
leaving and I heard the unknown sound. I was like,
this is that is quite something you've got going on there.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
It is. It's a real head turner. Oh, we got
ron on the line this morning Morning, Ron, do you
want to ever guess or what the unknown noise is?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Gentlemen? Is it the classic pressure and bike or washing
machine on the.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Old tent Lanny?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
No, it is not, Ron, it's not a gentle any
Fisher and pikele on the spin cycle. But you're not
You're not miles away. You're not is not a washing machine?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
But sorry, Ron, bad luck?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
More organic than that that.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Is stick through? Is it a horse walking through a
covered area in a way? I mean that's pretty close
as well. Yeah, the clue before, as Jerry mentioned, as
he heard it on Friday. A lot of people heard
it on Friday and it really really turned some heads.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, it was the kind of noise that when you
make it, because it was made by a human, I
can give you that clue. When you make that noise,
it immediately makes you very aware that you are a
human in the universe and that you're going from place
to place.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Are we going to get to any more guesses or
should we put people out of their misery?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I think should we play it throughout the show?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Should we just keep it going throughout the show? I'd
like it to keep going. I'd be very surprised if
someone can. I think because of the way that it's
been recorded, it's a little bit tricky. Yep, but I
like it. This here at one more time read.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Is it cleats in a covered area right to you
and no? Someone else said, is it a rugby team
walking out? That's close as well. All right, we're going
to jackpot it to one million dollars. Now we're up
to one million for Radio Hunarchy's Unknown Noise.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
There's the Hierarchy Breakfast, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
And Mni, the Darchy Breakfast, and now Jerry and Mini's
Magic Round Magic Maltese with Tab for Bigger Odds.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, we've teamed up with the Tab to celebrate the
biggest weekend and a rugby league, and that is a
magic round right every.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Day this week we're putting together our own magic Round Maltese.
This week, I am going Worth because the Triscorers won't
be out until Wednesday's show. Once the team listed named
on the Tuesday, then we get the Triscore on market,
so we can only go here. Head. I'm going to
go a little bit of a safer option, I think, fellas.
I'm going to go Warriors to beat the Broncos. Then

(18:06):
we're going to go Newcastle, Manly and Melbourne who are
all coming off massive wins and running into teams on
the decline. The lights get bright at Magic Ground, so
I think current form prevails. Okay, So four dollars forty
five for forty five okay, so kind of a safesh option.
I just want to get it home.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I'm going to go with something that has happened before.
So I think I'm going to go again this Queensland
to all the Queensland teams to win.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
So I'm thinking the Broncos to beat the Warriors. I know,
I know people are going to go the Titans to
beat the Knights, the Dolphins to beat the Rabbits. That'll
be an interesting one. Actually, Cowboys to beat the Roosters.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
That'll be paying a bit.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, sixty three dollars eighty four but possible.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Okay, We're going to go to Jordan, who's on the line.
You're down there and Christ, shouldn't you ever been to
Magic Ground before?

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Never? It's an absolute dudey, You've got to get over there.
Hopefully we can win you enough money to help chip
in for next year's trip. Did you hear both of
our malties.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Yeah, yeah, no I did.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
So we've got one hundred dollars bonus cash to chuck
on one of these maltis on your behalf. What do
you like to sound of my safer malti or Jerry's
Queensland Queensland multi?

Speaker 8 (19:20):
Oh, I think I'm going to go if you're safe
for one.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Okay, let's try and get this one home. We'll chuck
one hundred dollars on that on your behalf, plus Jordan,
just forgetting through, we're going to sling your on hundred
bucks bonus cash as well. Oh lovely, thank you very
much for that too, easy mate.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's a pleasure. Teas and Seas apply R eighteen bit responsibly.
Sixty three eighty four.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
I don't know about the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Then sixty man, that's the one that I don't know about.
That's the only one. But look, you just don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
I was Rousters and Jerry.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
And Mania, The Hodarchy Breakfast, Jeremie Wells and the Night
A Stewart The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
So just three weeks left into the playoffs and Super
Rugby just three weeks the top four teams at the
moment at the top of the table are all key
we teams. That's everyone apart from the Highlanders. Then of
course it's the Brummies and the Reds. Can you ask
make the top six? I'm not sure. Joining us now
to talk us through the games over the weekend, Skysport

(20:21):
commentator is a s gras former Highlander Joe Weller. That's
everyone apart from the Highlanders.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Joe Wellers, Yeah, no, lot, I'm really disappointed that we're
not in the most same I don't know what to
say here in the facts, the facts and the reality
is the Holland we seven, although we've got a good
win in the weekend, probably the best forty minutes it
was seen from the Highlands in a couple of years.
But in typical hold of fashion, decided after the first

(20:48):
half of scoring twenty eight points, that'll be enough opposition
comeback and yeah, we'll shut up shop and make things interesting.
And I did notice that the februlators at fours Star
Stadium had a real workout and kicking forty made I'll
tell you what I've said this many a time on

(21:10):
this show. It's the hope with that team that help me.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Well to give you them and.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
You go how good were they in that first forty
We're going to what the floor of this warrant has side,
and then we're going to go to the ogain and
think thirty thousand points has a great night, and then
we produce an excellent lad ship.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
That's been the story of the whole season that the
basically Highlanders fans have been like, look, I know that,
I know the ones haven't been there, but if you
watch the games, they're actually going all right.

Speaker 9 (21:42):
Yea do they go great and pitches And I've said
this to even the Green after it, and he's just like, oh,
we like to team it and just see that we jelly.
But it has been changed. It used to be like that.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
We don't again too, We're just don't know. It's a
mental block. It's a mental block. Yeah, quite get over it.
But yeah, at least they got the job done, fellas,
at least they got the job done.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I watched that Crusaders Blues game on Friday night, Joey,
and you know, I'm a I'm a I just like
when you've got I don't want to use the word dumb,
but I'm going to because like when you've got the
Crusaders you've got a chance to come back, and you've
got the Crusaders down to thirteen players. Don't give away

(22:25):
a penalty at that point, Like, don't hold onto a player.
You've you've got the over, you've got the advantage of
thirteen on fifteen. You don't need to hold onto a
player's jersey. Like that was the game. That was the
end of the game, and everybody in the Blues knew it.
The whole team knew it. They went right, that was
our chance. We're bagging now.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Yeah, no, you're exactly right, Like you've always got an
avantage somewhere. Just find an edge, you'll get a we
bend and then you'll eventually be able to crack them.
But yeah, well the smartest rugby from the Blues was
your own worst meat. They could had that done, and
they could have spoiled the party, you know. Yeah, and
I today it would have been tailed between your leagues.

(23:08):
You're you're all chipper because your horses are back. Your
team looks like the back was least to fire in
mercury or an exsolute heater at the moment.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, I mean that had.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
Come down there and spoiled the party would have been
just bloody brilliant.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
There would have been riots in the street, Joe if
that had happened.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
But it was the least to find a Nuku show
like that guy was just amazing all night. But he
was one amazing player in the Crusader side. The rest
of it, the Blues forwards dominated and lots of lots
of parts of the game, like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
They just fizzled out. I just remember watching it thinking, man,
they're gonna have a crack here, and they just never
quite did. I don't feel like the Crusaders with that outstanding.
It's just the Blues.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Yeah, but the Crusaders weren't outstanding, right, It's just least
he was good.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
He was.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
You know tim that we all had in our team,
you know when we're growing up, but you're like, this
guy is going to be an all Black. He just
calves up every week, just bullies every team you're playing
gamest he's that guy at the moment.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, our one that Joe, we were growing up. There
was a kid in our team was so much better
than ever on us. Name was Leonard van de Veldt.
And we got sat down at halftime one of our
games and our coach goes, one of these days, someone's
going to catch Leonard and none of you will be
there to support him. You've all got to you go
to follow him when he makes a break, and we're like,
look until we see it. Sorry, we're just going to

(24:33):
watch him go.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Well.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, and now the other thing, Joe Wheeler, is that
we've you've got in the Crusaders and the All Blacks
is going to happen a number seven who can put
grubb it Cacks through. So it's like, not only is
he just is jacking up a storm in midfield, He's
he like this is at It will add a huge
part to the All Blacks game.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, I mean he's got to be in your game
day twenty three, doesn't he surely?

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Yeah? I think it's. Yeah, it's a massive asset for
the All Blacks, whether they use them as an impact
player that comes on as a as a hybrid year
that bring them on and the loose forwards when the
game's broken up a little bit, or or you check
them in the midfielder on the win. What an accept
for the All Blacks to have and what a what
a problem for Dave's selectors to figure out we actually

(25:19):
plan because I think they're going to get that balance,
that loose forward trio right. And we've obviously got some
outstanding talented lucies in the form of himself Davia, who
can carry the ball and make game line with ease
and make things look super easy. But do we have

(25:40):
the loose forwards that are going to bring that physical
edge that has obviously been missing. And we're going to
get that balance right because you need to going to
snot opposition carriers behind the behind the advantace line. Lads.
You can't just have these glory the glory boys looking
for all the chocolates you know, you know you.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Need are going to smess like exactly. That's exactly what
I was going to start at it, Joe, I was
gonna say, Joe Weeler.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
I'm hearing out of hawk. I didn't turn up.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Your knee graft is Joe Wheler, Thanks for your time.
Jurry in the night they breakfast time for radio Haddo
kes unknown noise noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
When did you get that produced up?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah? It's pretty good, isn't it? Just Jack potted up
to what is it? Sixty four million dollars.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Year, sixty four million. It's compounding. It started off at
five hundred thousand dollars and it's been compounding every minute
since then. So what did you say, We're at sixty
four million million dollars? Jeez? How good would that go
in the cost of living crisis? Sixty four million?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Can you imagine that's generational?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Yeah, other stations have tried this kind of thing, but
with with poultry budgets that paling comparison to sixty four Millie.
Here's the noise here, Yeah, I think the key.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Is what's happening in the background at the beginning part. Oh,
that's not all interesting there at the end.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
It's funny when you know what it is. It's crazy
watching the guesses roll through. How's this one? Is it
golf shoes in a supermarket? No?

Speaker 6 (27:30):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
And there's been a lot of guesses around us. Is
it the crusaders horses walking out? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
So the Crusader's horses made the comeback, didn't they? And successfully?
Would everyone say? Successfully representing the six provincial unions of
the apocalypse.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
For proud provinces of Ireland. I didn't know that that's
what they represented. And I'm from one of those provinces.
I never knew that there were six of them. That
that's what they represented.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Can you name the provinces.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
South yes, Mid, yes, North, Canterbury itself, give me the
West Coast yes, and then give me the Nelson Marlble
region yes.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Or tesman is tesman that then?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
There he is there, he is there, he is. You
know your sick horses. Kid knows his horses. Polo horses.
I learned on the Friday.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Night Ah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, agile polo horses actually written I think by polo players.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yeah, right, that makes sense. That don't look quite the
same in Hodgepodge Swan driers do that?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
No, I say, I say bring back the swords, and
I was that and I probably shouldn't say that AnyWho.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
It's not that it's not the horses. Another one here
sounds a lot like the death throws of a classic
two thousand and eight Suzuki's swift exiting the radio Hodack,
your parking conflicts a little kind of that, But it's not.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
It's not that either you forgot bother you muppet, Hey,
you forgot boller.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Oh buller what bollows its own region.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I thought it was West Coast buller.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Okay, well sorry.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
According to James, you forgot bully. You mup it. He
actually said, you forgot bullet, you muppet. You don't know
how to spell bully.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
You must who's the muppet?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Here?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Is it someone running on a treadmill? No, no, I'm
assure you. It's not chanting or seat slapping in a
basketball game. I think there's a shoe squeak at the beginning.
Is it a stout human wearing wit crocs on?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Wow wow wow wow Wow. That's that's close, so close.
That is close. Keep the tease coming through jackpots to
one hundred and twenty eight million dollars up.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Next, Is it sprigs going down a tunnel at a stadium? No?
Is it the raiders claps?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Is justin No?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
What is the unknown sound?

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Sprigs coming down a Tunnel's come through a lot? It
has a particular type of march popular in the forties.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
That's not that a lot to do with the third rick,
isn't he?

Speaker 7 (30:01):
Jerry and Midnise the Hodarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
We are embroiled at the moment, and the radio hadaki
unknown noise.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Noise, noise, noise, noise. Here is the noise. If this
is your first time hearing it, great ribbon.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
To that noise. It's almost like someone's walking.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
It's a great cadence, isn't it. It's a powerful cadence.
You can fill a lot of money in the cadence.
There isn't that what I can It was a sixty
four million dollars just before and it's compounding interest, so
we're at one hundred and twenty eight million dollars the prize. Now,
I think this is the largest cash prize ever given away,
certainly in New Zealand radio definitely, you would have to think.
So the text are coming through thick and fast on

(30:47):
the text machine. If Riudi could drops some reverb out
of that recording, please, I need that two hundred and
forty million real bad Daniel.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Says, is that the big car wash clean is going
over the car mid clean. Ah like the pain oh
car washes you find it. The petrol stage.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Just took my car through one of those. No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
It is not the Warriors signing their victory song. Sorry
singing singing, but it's the excellently signing singing their victory
song on the drum and the stadium or changing them.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
No. No, is it someone walking in Jendles, No nearly.
Is it Jerry dancing on a table at October Firs.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
No, it's not, but man I had a good time
dancing on tables at October fairs. Take me back, Oh.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Oh my god. Is it one of Jerry's home movies?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Is it make home movies?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Is it the recording of the orcs of the Lord
of the Rings recorded at the Cakesit Spring's coming down
to tunnel. You forgot, bully, you idiot, golf shares at
a supermarket. No, this takes here has got it in one.
It's Maniah walking out of a building in a Lino
type situation with some sort of street shoe operation slightly

(31:57):
muffled bias chafing.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yes, and it happened on Friday, actually, as we were
leaving the show, and when I was walking out of
this of the Fourier.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Area, just as everyone's coming into work so loud, so loud.
I can't get Yeah, I can't get across how loud
that we're not our floyer out here is enormous, is
a massive, massive beauty, and it goes about four stories
that people can see down into it, and.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Natum is the word I would even use.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Everybody stopped. Jan I took John Oan being a Meghan
off here.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
They went through the soundproof studio out in the foyer
there all the way.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Up to news DOORGSZB in the hoskiing suite.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, ridiculous. Anytime it rains, those shoes get to Honkin.
So congratulations one hundred and twenty eight million dollars coming
your way.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Jerry and Mania The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Jerry and Mania joined the complayt the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
More Jurymada an out rageous claim. On Friday, just after
the show, we went over and we're having a coffee
and we talked about how Carlo Barn, like their post
on social media, ended up going in and having yarn
with the Big show fellows, and Jerry goes, you know,
we we actually share the same cleaner, Carlo Barn and I,

(33:10):
and I said, we've known each other for far too
long to be lying to each other at the stage
in our relationship. It was like I thought we were
sort of a bit more advanced than that. I didn't,
I mean, I don't think he does he doesn't live
in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
It was amazing when I when I said yeah, I
just sort of threw it away casually in the conversation,
and it was like, all of a sudden in the kitchen.
So we're at the cafe, the kitchen stopped.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, the music stopped.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
That really loud extractor fan stopped.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
A record scratched that wasn't even playing it.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
And I looked at us. Yeah, and I said, what's
so weird about that? You're like, you do not you
would not believe me?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Nah, Well, I don't know. Is there some person out
there is just cleaning to the stars here in New Zealand?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Absolutely? And she joins us on the line. Now share
all morning, how are you good morning?

Speaker 10 (33:56):
Jearing me, I'm good, thank you?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Can you please tell me? And I doesn't believe me?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Morning, Cheryl, good to me.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
This is Maniah Cheryl Cheron And I, hello, man, I
doesn't believe me that that that I that you are
my cleaner and that you also clean Carlo Barn's house.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Oh, why why is it?

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Why is that?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Well? First of all, I didn't know that Jerry had
lived in the same area as as Caliban. I thought
he lived overseas. And second of all, I didn't know
that there was a cleaner to the stars that Oh
oh yeah I am.

Speaker 10 (34:32):
I claimed both of their houses of playing cows for
their eighteen years absolutely wow, yeah, eighteen years and Jeremy,
oh gosh, how long Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I reckon we must be ten Cheryl T.

Speaker 10 (34:45):
And ed Lace ten. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (34:47):
It a fantastic guys, great family.

Speaker 8 (34:50):
I love them.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
By are you allowed to?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I mean, I don't want to give away too many
of your your clients hele, But is there anyone else
on your on your list of stars that you claim
for hmmm, maybe you can't.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Maybe away there's anyone's as famous as me and Carl Cheryl?

Speaker 10 (35:05):
Oh no, no, no, no, there's no there's no one
as famous as Carl and Jeremy. No, but no no,
there's not just friends friends from our friends and yeah,
all the little how.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
What kind of state do you find Jeremy's house? And
when you go around there, careful, careful, Jesus.

Speaker 10 (35:28):
Sometimes it's it's great. Sometimes it's a hurricane. I just
sort of walking there and yeah, no, but most of
the time it's good. You tell he keeps that clean?
She does it it's their caddies. Are they run right? Sometimes?
Just sometimes you go.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Oh have we lost to this shiell? Have we got
to shield? Has she been gagged by big cleaning?

Speaker 6 (35:53):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Has she revealed too much?

Speaker 9 (35:54):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Are you there?

Speaker 5 (35:56):
I think she's the thing where she's tapped mute?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Maybe, Oh, Cheryl, have we gotcha? Oh she's about to
reveal it was actually quite handy. I'm quite pleased.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Well, yeah, because my next question was, what's the strangest
thing you've ever found at Jerry's house?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah? No, that's quite good. That was Sheryl the share
of the clan. Maybe we'll try and get it back
on the line.

Speaker 7 (36:14):
Jerry and Midnight the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
It's academic. We're going to ask you five questions. You've
got to get three questions correct to win a one
hundred dollars bunning is about you. I had a hundred.
I had hundred and forty eight seventy five. Gives a call.
Now you could get your school's name etched into the
much vaunted It's Academic Roll of Honor alongside these school
so Dung and.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Boys College more than Elizabeth College, cher Boy Class than
John's College, Hamilton Peter's, Tranford College, Foreste High School, in college,
I don't know college, Houston Boys, your boys home high school,
going to be high school. It'sards College, you founder high
school and we did college and Tung Girls College.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Zachary joins us on the line. Now, I morning, Zachary,
how are you?

Speaker 6 (36:55):
Good morning? I'm very well, thank you.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
It's the story, Zach. What school did you go to?

Speaker 6 (37:00):
So Ocemote College is the school in Total?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
I believe. Famous alumni include Keezy the.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Mad Bastard, yes, yes, right, and lovely Treny I believe,
Trent Bolt. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Yeah, we've got some bet some good alumni.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yeah it was that there wasn't Sam Caine or was
that another school? Boys Boys?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah? A lot of great New Zealanders coming out of Total.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, what a hot bit of athletic potential, Zach. Don't
see that school on here. This is your chance to
put it on the mat, mate. No pressure, yeah, no pressure, do.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
It, Zach on hundred dollars Bunnings voucher up for grabs.
You know how week it's just going to get three
creeped out of five. First question for Zach mental notes
was the nineteen seventy five debut album, for.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Which ki We Band.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Split in Yes, they played last night and said the
night as well in Auckland. What is the name of
an ailment where you hear a ringing, buzzing or hissing
sound in your ears. Yeah, we'll go with tonight. Tinus
is going well here, Zach, it's going to get one

(38:16):
more correct. How many Federated states are there in Australia?

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Well, that's yeah, okay, fourteen.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
No, it is six.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
It's way too many.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
What was the name of the two thousand and nine
movie where Morgan Freeman played Nelson Mandela The wheels are
falling off here? No, it's in Victors. It's okay, you
can get You're definitely going to get this one. In
nineteen eighty two Zach, which singer in invertedly bit the
head of a bat on stage.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Oh that's get that.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I knew you could do it, Zach. Great news for
otome Tae College as well. Well done.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
Thanks guys, good on your Zach itching the men right now.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
One hundred dollars, Thanks for playing, Thanks for listening to
the hardeche break.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yees when you've already given away one hundred and twenty
eight million on the show one hundred just doesn't really
do it, does it?

Speaker 7 (39:16):
Jerry in the night the Hodarchy Breakfast, sitting.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Down hitting a coffee after the show, and the question arose,
what wakes you up fear of failure? Well, that's what
keeps you going. That's a different thing altogether.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
No, but what alarm are you running? Because then we
all old man socialed out at the cafe trying to
bring up our ring tones, our alarm tones to try
and play them for one another. We couldn't figure it out. Well,
Zoie had to grab all of our phones. Ago, you boomers,
here's how it works. But it's a great question because
someone's texted on three four eighty three. I used to
run a six sixty songs an alarm. Now the first

(39:52):
ten seconds of that song gives me crippling anxiety. I
bet that does happen. What if this is a rookie
mistake to put a song that you actually enjoy in there,
because like this text, it it just traumatizes you.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Back when I was in my laboring days as a plastro,
I was working basically every day, and so every morning
I'd wake up and I was just like, oh like
to work, and I would have this song by Drake
and Rihanna as my alarm wlag. I just wanted to
flog myself into getting up out of bed, force myself

(40:26):
up out of bed every morning, work and now because
every time I get into an uber they put my
fem on and do your own resigion too that whenever
that song comes on, I'm like, I've.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Gone with the this one here, which is the early Razer.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Oh my god, this really sums you up. Gets slightly louder.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, it goes here, he is I wake up about now.
Now's when I wake.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Up, just when the it's really getting into it.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I find that quite nice.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
It's like, okay, no, I used to have that, and
so now just to hear that, my palms are sweating.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I'm still asleep at this point. Sometimes I'm asleep and
Tuls give me a good old fashioned cack. It's like,
come on, it's three minutes past five. Always like to
wake up in the fives. Yeah, obviously you've got to
get up reasonably early to do a radio show. But
most other radio show people I talked to there like,
oh I get up at four thirty two, or I'm

(41:31):
not getting.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Up at for Yeah, and if our bosses are listening,
we do too. This is the one I'm running. It's
called Springtide. Ooh oh, bright and cheery. Yeah, it feels
like an Oh okay, it feels like a like an
iPhone air or something, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
It's an optimistic day.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
There's a good day here. Oh, I know.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
But spring Tide it's a fresh start.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
But that's what I thought. And I had tried to
change it from the default one because it was stressing
me to bits.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
But now that's similar, though, aren't they What are you running? Ruder?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
I'm running something because I do get up at three fifty,
so I've got I came here. Yeah, I got something
in the threes and I don't want to wake up
my wife and I go, yeah, the old traditional.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
You're running the old traditional, I get. I get.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
I'm getting pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
But it is always running the up left. Oh no,
oh no, I couldn't do this one. This this has
got a polyphonic ringtone. By that's got very polyphonic. Gee's
she's vibe doing the best. She's the only one who
is not stressed to bits by it. Let's go to

(42:43):
the lines. Good morning, Ben Hare.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Going just awful.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
Guys, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
We stressed?

Speaker 8 (42:52):
That's much worse.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
But I can't believe you've dubbed this.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Which have we played your alarm zone this morning?

Speaker 6 (42:59):
I think you played one of my default ones. The
heart really doesn't help. I think I've got in the moment.

Speaker 8 (43:06):
Hanging up and just clear the lines.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Guy, all right, Ben oh, keep the texts. Oh my god,
the text the shirt is inflamed. Keep coming through. I
think a problem. She had his problem half. But yeah,
hearing your alarm outside of the even inside the bedroom,
it's just as truthful.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
I love the names in the Springtide, Harp, Early Razor, Uplift.
It's a certain amount of words you can come up with,
how to wake you up out of your slumber in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
And how's this text I want to hear? Traumatic, I
wake up to you, Wounders, Jerry.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
And Midnight, the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
We're talking about what wakes you up and what it
says about you.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
I'm running the Springtide. That's my current alarm. I'm I'm
pretty quick on it. So I only are you one
of these guys who sits the who sits ten alarms
at five minutes into.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
No, I just got the one.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
I've just got the one as well, because I find
if I put this, if I turn it off once,
I'm not getting out of bed.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah, I'm the same. I've got the snow'ze options. Not there, No,
I run the early raizer.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Doesn't really suit its name, does it, the early raizar
not really.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
It takes while to get into its work, this one,
but I find that it works well with the dream.
So it'll just infiltrated dream nicely and just add a
little bit of a soundtrack to that. And by this
stage I'm like, oh no, I need to wake up now.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
This might be the most traumatic thing we've ever done.
I used to have this one. This is driving me insane.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
It's quite sad.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Someone else taxed through before and said that their boss
used to have their alarm as their ringtone, so every
time their boss got the call, that'd shut themselves. Oh no, no, no,
a lot of ticks coming through for glow. Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Oh it's a bit no, that's a bit day, a
bit too, yeah, a little bit too ambient zone at
the gathering in nineteen ninety eight For me, that one sixer.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I'm running a fishing real clickers, left drag going off,
wake up real good?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Oh is that right's and says I'm running a gong.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
I don't mind I feel about that. Really, I don't
mind that. Yeah, Okay, sit up straight with it, real.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Straight up in me, wouldn't you?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Richard said, this is messing with my head. Liam said
I ran fight for your right to party all through
Uni beastie boys. Really it gets out of bed real
smart aka smart.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
There's a few people that are running songs that have
get up in them. Yes, And I'm like, I don't
need to be told to do what I need to
do by the song. The lyrics don't need to say.
I think that says a lot about you. Yeah, if
the song actually has to tell you to do what
you need to do, then just stretching up.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
We're talking about the person who texted and I used
to run a six sixty songs an alarm. Now the
first ten six ins of that song gives me crippling anxiety.
Someone else replied to that and said, first mistake using
a six sixty song awful. And then as I said,
I use the same tone as Jerry and Paul is
using this one here. Oh my god, so a lot

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of people just running a duck noise the duck in mad.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I have corn featuring scrillics get up his mind. But
I'm just like, if you're going with a song, I
don't know. That's pretty intense.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Yeah, how about how about Dean who's got his alarm
clock on the other side of the bedroom so he
has to get out of bed to turn it off.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
That's meaning that you're just not wanting to get up, really,
isn't it.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Yeah, this one probably hasn't come through because no one
probably knows what to call it. It's here is apple ringtane?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Oh No, that's that one there. That's the one that
wakes you up when you're having an afternoon some reason.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Yes, or it'll mean something needs to come out of
the oven.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yes, yes, is that on a timer? That's the time
of noise?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
And how's the things we mut trying for? This one
homecoming on Samsung as a wounder. Every nana has it
for their pills.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Okay, my parents are running some polyphonic spring poly spring
polyphonic ring tones that are so loud like it's on
it dominates the entire cafe. When it goes off and
they can never find it. My mum can't find it
in a bag, should be rummaging around in there for
about I don't know about four rings Jesus intense.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
I mean, I don't even know if I want the
text to keep coming to.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
This is.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
Jerry and Leni The Darchy Breakfast, The best.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Way to catch up on what you missed The Hurdarchy
Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Your opportunity to join a gang the Sons of Haidarky
we're calling it. We're giving away two street dog electric
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if you give us a call right now on oh
eight hundred haydaky. I think let's check a few people
in the drawer showing.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Why the hell not? Should we start with Nick? Morning Mac?

Speaker 8 (47:55):
How are you morning? Thanks Neck?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Where you're calling from from?

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Christ?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I would like to be a part of the South
Island chapter of the of Ahaddocke Gang.

Speaker 8 (48:06):
That's great for the community down there.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
So yeah, it was a pretty violent jumping in process. Note,
but I'll be down to sort that out later on.
If you win this. Christ here's a great spot for this.
It's the electric bike. Very flat city, although a few potholes,
so you'd need to keep your wits about you. Nick
can ask you what ring tone are you running these days?

Speaker 8 (48:25):
I'm just I'm running the standard bowels. But I do
have a custom set up for the wife the doubt
Vader Perial marchpose.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
I suppose the good thing about that now, because she's
never going to be in the room when that plays.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
You get a pocket doll there neck bye from her
by mistake, and you are a single man, so be
careful with that one.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Look if your next wife listening to this, it's a
different neck, right, wrong neck? All right, cheers for the
call Chucky in the drawer the neck James members, what
are you running as your alarm? Powerful?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Powerful?

Speaker 6 (49:09):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:12):
How how soon through the drum intro do you wake up?

Speaker 6 (49:17):
Oh? Instantly?

Speaker 8 (49:18):
Yeah? And then not one of those vibrating paddings as well? Yeah,
I was just so blustic and I jump out of bed.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Is it flashing? Do you get the light going as well?
It might be the next step. If it stops waking up,
you get to add the light.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
And there's Jack James and the drawer to win that
street Dog fifty. Good on your Matt.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
From Auckland Morning Morning fellas, Matte.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
What do you got as your alarm? As your ring tone?

Speaker 11 (49:50):
I've got a different alarm for pretty much every minute
of the day. Most on the Spotify playlist, a couple
of plasic samsunk homecomings which quite nice and the morning.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
What do you mean you had a different alarm for
different times of the day. Do you wake up at
different times?

Speaker 10 (50:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (50:06):
Yeah, you do it all over the show.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
So he's alignsman for the County man Lines and for
the County Fair enough, All right, Matt, we're going to
check you in the drawer as well.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Congratulations. Let's go to Peter. You run a bakery. Your
alarm's going to go off pretty early. What does that
sound like?

Speaker 12 (50:19):
Yeah, I've got a few different ones. Big fan of
a nap during the day as well, so something luck
and I've got the like just the vanilla apple ones,
you know, reflection harp up plus that sort of thing.
So yeah, just just like Matt, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Yeah, you don't go with the early riser.

Speaker 12 (50:37):
I am well, you know, I think as well as
I'm a classic one of those people that just has
about four alarms every five minutes over the morning. So
it takes me to look a little bit of time
a couple of guys to actually have it, have it
hit you know.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Okay, well we're going to check you in the drawer
to win one of those two street Dog electric motorbikes.
So good luck, all right, see you mate.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast, So fellas on
Thursday last week, obviously it was Mother's Day yesterday.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
What day Father's Day Sunday, I don't know, Sunday yesterday.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
And so we last week themed a few of our
regular segments around the mums in our lives to celebrate,
to celebrate, and on and on Thursday we were gonna
we did Jerry's theories where we did something. We were
going to do something around the mummy time story that
you cheered.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
That's right. A friend of mine had the Mummy time
over there in the UK with the went out with
a daughter and then broke up with her and then
went round to deliver a jumper back to his ex
girlfriend's place. And she wasn't there, the ex girlfriend, but
the mum was and one thing led to another. They
watched Terminator three rising into machines, not Terminator two. I

(51:51):
always get that wrong.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Not Judgment Day, not Judgment Day.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
No, it was Terminator three rising against, rise against the machines,
rise off the machines, and one thing, look, one thing
led to another, as it does often. Next thing you know,
he's staying the night with the mum, Terminator three.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
And then there's the.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Incident and the vest of you all in the morning.
Let's not get into that.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
So for Jerry's theories last week, we're going to delve
into what percentage of people Jerry thought had participated.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
In that kind into generational life.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
I thought it was discussing. I thought we shouldn't have done.
At that point, we got a text and we decided
to call an audible. The text involved how many romantic
partners Jerry's mum may have had, yes.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
And the idea if you're joining us and you don't
know the idea of Jerry's theory is a segment where
I have to be I get asked a question, I
have to come up with the answer to that question,
and then our listeners have to decide what I think
the answer to the question is it's an ungoglable question.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
It is, and it was one of those questions. I mean,
it's been likened to train reek radio. I've had a
lot of feedback on that particular segment, a lot of
feedback on that particular segment, a lot of people saying, oh, yeah,
it was training rec radio. But I couldn't get out
of my car some of the most popular radio we've
ever done. Like, I thought it was disgusting, but you
know what, you were the.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
One that was driving forward. I was the one who said, look,
I don't think we should do this. Clearly, it's my
mum we're talking about here. But then you were like,
it's Mother's Day and it's the ultimate homage to your mom.
I'm like, I don't know if that's really an homage
to my Mum's.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
A love letter to mums.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
But I guess I have put you through some interesting
ones in the past, like how many secret buttoners you've had? Yeah,
the chickens, well, Jeff, your partners. So that was only
the week before, except so I felt like it probably
is only right that I.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Yes, I I front up. And so then later on
on the Friday, we're out for a beer on a
Friday and your phone goes off and you shod the
group and it just said mom, And I was like, yeah,
I thought I was just going to go.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
The other part about it was with that particular jury series,
and I thought this was a fair thing to say.
I will answer the question how many sexual buttoners I
think my mum's had, and I'll answer it honesty, honestly.
But there must be a social media black We can't
play this in any other channels. I don't want this
on the podcast. We'll just keep it as a live moment, right,

(54:07):
And I trust that people are not going to call
up my mum and say, hey, did you hear what
they were talking about? You know?

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yes? So when she called you, what did she did?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
I didn't answer, Well, I was busy.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
We were in a meeting, you know so.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
But then I did see my mom on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Ye all g that she was all g She didn't
bring it up, No, bro, she's all g okay.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
And then saw her on Sunday, went out for lunch,
had a lovely lunch with my mom. Oh g bro, wonderful.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
Gene.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Did I ask you how many sexual partners? She said?

Speaker 6 (54:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (54:37):
No, so no, so you after that segment. No, you
didn't get any feedback from your mum.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
No feedback from my mum at all.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Well I did, oh on for Friday, I received hi
dot Jerry's mum segment about how many sexual partners was
no good. You're better than that, Ai, and I forgure
sometimes I forge people listen to this show, you know
what I mean. And one of those people, and we've

(55:04):
had this before, is my mom. Another one is my dad.
My entire family listens to this and provides independent feedback
after every single show. I get racked out of the
calls by my immediate family almost every day. Yeah, and
I forget about that sometimes. So I would like you
to apologize to my mom.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Hold On, there's two things that are happening here. I
just realized your mom is worried that she's going to.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Be next Ah. Yeah, that's that is a good point.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
And also this is important because keep going the way
you're going, and you will have no more of these tips.
Because if once you like me and you've been doing
this for fifteen years, your mum's realize it's just best
to turn a blind eye to everything.

Speaker 7 (55:45):
Jerry and The Night the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 13 (55:48):
Thought's chat with ACC head Glaine taught you by export Ultra.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
The bell for here, Welcome to the studio ACC here
the Glaine commentating the Crusaders versus the Blues on Friday.

Speaker 8 (56:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (56:03):
Yeah, Well, like Iman, there's some allegations around the quality
of the commentary on Friday, which I will dispute.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
What are people saying it was good?

Speaker 6 (56:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Is that allegation.

Speaker 13 (56:16):
There's a few celebrations on Friday afternoon for a member
of the ACC team and Hodaki Whier team, Joseph Jury's
fifteenth work anniversary, fifteenth year working here.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah, I mean I post that you guys kept it
classy in the commentary. I thought, thanks, I mean you
didn't give it closer and that was the Blues.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Yeah, good stupid.

Speaker 13 (56:38):
Good to see the stadium full though you, to see
that you could back it up. Good to see that
the glow's still there.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
I was wondering about that because obviously super around. Yeah,
it's going to be sold out, But I was like,
how does it go to The second game? Goes pretty good?

Speaker 13 (56:49):
Yep, And despite the rumors, the horses were not shot
and turned into dog food.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
They were out and about again. Yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I learned a lot about those horses on Friday night. Actually,
polo horses, polo ponies.

Speaker 13 (56:59):
Yep, they must have get used to the noise, because
Jesus pretty loud.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
In here used to it. They don't. They don't mind
a bit of action, but a weird stuff going on.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Plus the crowds that polo draws, you know, they'd be
used to twenty five thousand screening fans, huge question. You'd
have to think what you got there as well with
the cars.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
You've got people going along and they've got a stadium
in the winter in christ Church which is quite a
difficult place to watch rugby at nighttime. Yeah, it's nice,
it's pleasant. People will go. Because it's pleasant.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
They should put a fireplace in that empty corner there.
It's been nice and toasty and there fire. It's a
brilliant I mean, it's a nice place to go. Yeah,
so people go, Yeah, absolutely. What about the Auckland c
they Yeah. So I thought we were talking about this
on Friday. I kind of called it. I thought it

(57:46):
might be a drawer and quite a low scoring affear
because of the way it runs where it's the home
and away series, so full time there is essentially Nick
Becker was saying, that's basically halftime of the series. So
I was was pretty certain it was going to be
a parking situation because if they're both like one or
at a certain point, they might as well just go
and shake hands. But shul we finished this off over

(58:07):
in Adelaide. Yeah, so what's that this Friday?

Speaker 13 (58:09):
They finished that one off. Yeah, it's interesting, But don't
forgive out the ladies' nicks. Yes, into the Grand final
of the Women's A League.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Ye, can't beat them on a good day.

Speaker 13 (58:18):
I can't beat them on a good day.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
Dan.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
It was great potty to a park packed out. Yeah,
it was good.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
That was good. That's what you need.

Speaker 13 (58:23):
It's this little stadium like that. Yeah, it was kind
of six seven thousand rowdy football fans.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
It was a good watch. That's exactly what you need.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Yeah. What what about in terms of the Super Rugby
top of the table, you've got the four New Zealand teams.
It's not going to change as it.

Speaker 13 (58:39):
No, I don't think so. I think you got up
at the top. You've got the Canes and you've got
the Chiefs and then that followed.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
By Crusaders Brumbies reads and then the Lands are four
points out.

Speaker 13 (58:48):
Of the six, so they're still a mathematical change.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
They are, they are, but it's home. Derby's the whole
way home for all the New Zealand teams.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
So they've got a tough They've got a tough run
through the Highlanders.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (58:59):
I'm already starting to think about how the finals work,
because we do. We have the lucky loser again this year.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Oh god, this is a.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Super rugby where there is man the lucky loser.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
So the lucky loser gets a shot at a shot
at shot at the title. Somehow one of the teams
gets to have a bit of a crack. Oh yeah, yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (59:22):
Well that's the worry about that until we get to
it the UK. Let's across the bridging into it. But
just an update on at Home with the Furies. Oh yes,
I mean moving out of Morecambe. That shot me to
my call last night.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
I'm up for that. Spoilers. Jerry hasn't watched it.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Sorry, I haven't watched it. I'm still on season one.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Oh oh my god, but you know what he's like.
Jerry Tyson Fury changes as MLL Sol.

Speaker 13 (59:45):
Sixteen, the sixteenth birthday engagement, slash and aout when he's
died at the end of season time and when Venezuela
got thinking, he got if you're.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Not watching at Home with the Furies, you should be good.
Donas what a name, Venezuela Venetia Prince Prince. All the
boys called prince, but they've got different prince names, he
realized after he called the first one prince, account not
call the other ones prince. He's got the biggest jaw
on him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
He's the dumbest man live.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
But there's something very likable about him, though it's his
wife does something like about her that's very funny.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
The father's my favorite John. John just tells it like
it is. John. He's old skull, Yeah, crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Jesus as a son. You wouldn't want to be getting
on the wrong side of him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Oh God, he'll give you a clip one.

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
Anyway.

Speaker 13 (01:00:36):
So yeah, when there's no sport on, just go watch
at Home with the Furies. It's one of the great shows.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Thanks very much. Glay put your still shoes up way.
The tide is always out? Why is the tide always bloody?
Out of those wide shots?

Speaker 7 (01:00:52):
Jerry and the hodiarchy breakfast, So I see you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Broadcaster Scottie J. Stevenson has been found not guilty, Thank goodness.
And the latest ruling from the one of the last rulings,
possibly from the Broadcasting Standards Authority.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
A death rattle from the BSA. I thought they had
been disbanded. I mean, this was very close as Jerry
Paul's out his fourteenth nose here of the day, didn't
quite get it. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
No, I've got a whole lot going on in there.
I'm going to lad complaint over that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
So what did he say? He said he described irresponsible
drinking when he joked about cricket fans casually deleting a
bunch of tins? Is that the tamous BSA complaint you've
ever heard in your life.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
So apparently cameras it was during the game Westerndies in December.
This was a teaman Z commentary, Scotty J. Stevenson doing
the commentary. So apparently cameras were sort of focused on
on members of a local cricket club and they were
celebrating up tree.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Wasn't the syrup suckers?

Speaker 6 (01:01:54):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
It was down that way? It was down there, But
I don't think it was. He didn't call them, no,
oh is that bay Oval? I think act all right.
So they were, Yeah, they were celebrating some victory or something,
and they had a whole lot of beer cans around them,
and yeah, some people were holding them up, and it
was like, I mean you got to comment on those pictures?

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah, what do you mean to say that in that situation.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Also, you're doing it live, Like I think there's a
perception out there that commentators going to something with a
full script for how the day's going to play out.
He's just saying what he saw.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
So some dude complained and he said that the broadcast
promoted irresponsible drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
I'm gonna be honest, if you were sitting around and
you were going, if you're sitting at home and you're going,
I'm really enjoying my life. Everything's going really well for me.
And then you hear Scotty Jay say say casually deleting
a bunch of turns, and you go, what's that?

Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
What a great idea? And then you go and destroy
your entire life based off the back of that. I'm
going to go and write a litter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
I'm going to follow it up. I'm going to continue.
I'm going to continue to complain that type of comedy
is what's destroying the fabric of New Zealand society.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
I mean it is one of the lames. I mean this,
I guess is why they're getting shut down. But there's
one of the lames. Bsa complaint i've ever heard casually
deleting a bunch of das, particularly when in twenty fifteen
during Jeremy Wells like Mike skitt on the Hodaky Breakfast
regurgitated in which you parodied and Radio and Television present
to Mike Hosking discuss the flag debate and this admiration

(01:03:23):
for John k and you said, and I quote, I
was pleasuring myself watching John Key on Parliament TV the
other day and just when things are coming to a climax,
that cuts the labor leader Andrew Little, and I lost
thickness immediately. I see that. That's disgusting.

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