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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodarchy Breakfast gets it for winter with Buddings Trade, Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wells and the Nice Stuart the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning, Welcome along to the Hidachey Breakfast. Thursday, the
twenty first of May twenty twenty six. My day's Jumy Wells.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
This is when I steer happy. Thursday, Thursday, the Longtime
listens to the show. I'll be happy to know that
this morning I woke up knowing it was Thursday. Didn't
have the false hope of thinking it was Friday until
I got into the studio. I'm well aware of where
and when I am in space and time, and heavy
about it too. I feel like this has been one
of those weeks that has taken a long time to
all of a sudden nearly be over. Do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Exactly what you mean? Because normally we work on the
win loss record, don't we.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's right Monday. I think we won Monday at least
to draw. Yeah. Yeah, Tuesday, I was a bit sniffly,
but I think I'll win h one, huge win. Yeah
Wednesday when we won the show.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah, Thursday, We're expected to win this one.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, but I gotta be honest's th one.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
We could lose it.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, well it'd be fine. All we need, yeah, we
can afford to. All we need to do is when tomorrow,
which I think is in the bag it's a Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, we have clutched defeat from the jaws of victory
before we have. Let's see if we can do it today.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Jerry and Leni the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
How did you read that article yesterday about the twelve
officials who are been accused of accepting bribes to bring
in unauthorized items into an Auckland jail.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, no, I can't read, but I did say it
on the news. This is this is crazy. It was
a sting, wasn't It was a week long week's long sting.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I think everyone knew that there are drugs that are
available in prison, and they obviously get in there somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
That's sort of like one of the main plots of
most prison movies.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yes, so how do they get in? While they get
in through corrupt officials? Sober and kind of knew, but
they didn't know there was going to be twelve people
between twelve's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
We'll see some of the charts we're conspiring to supply
methamphetaminet Prisons Corrections is cone of nine staff members from
the Mount Eating Corrections Facility were arrested. Five core who
order Auckland's South Corrections Facility integration offices were also rested.
Twelve people been charged with being an official who has
corruptly agreed to accept the bribe.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I imagine that that has a reasonably stiff penalty associated with.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
US seven year maximum period, which, to be fair, is
not far off murder in this country.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, seven years is quite a long time. But then
of course you've got the supplying drugs as well. Yes,
charges which has especially if it's Metham fitter me fourteen
years imprisonment.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
To unknown prisoners YEA fourteen years imprisonment. Police alleged the
offending occurred across various dates this year and in twenty
twenty five, and for every rat you do find, there's
a million you don't, So how how often is this
going on? What I worry about though, is what do
you do with corrupt prison officers, because surely you can't

(02:55):
just put them back into the same prison again that's
where they were doing all their crimes. What do you
do with people that have been committing crimes in jail.
You can't put them back in jail. What are you proposing,
I'm proposing changgang. I reckon. We checked that, We checked
these twelve people. We checked these people on the chain

(03:19):
gang with the eighty seven hundred politicians that are getting
laid off. And you know what, if they're well behaved enough,
they could even be the supervisors of the chain gang,
do you know what I mean? And then we're getting them.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
They supplied me then for them ende of the chain gang,
and that chain gang's working twenty four to seven.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Can't build a railroad on its smoking wheat, and you've
always said that. And then, honestly, within about a month
of me running this chain gang, I'm running it.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
By the way, I'm see you with a shotgun wondering, Oh.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Here aviaated a cowboy hat? Yeah, big buckle on there,
I'm going to hit one of them, and I reckon,
I'll have the railway network humming all up and down
the country within two hours to be to get just
about anywhere. Potholes, Yeah, potholes will be done. All the
writing is going to be fixed. Any that stretch a
road between Auckland and Hamilton, that's been opened and then shut,
and then opening and shut. That'll be there. They've be

(04:10):
no more road works ever again. When I get my
eighty seven hundred and now twelve person chain ganggar.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
And then you can release an album because these guys can.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Sing, they can second.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
These guys.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Not as good Jerry.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
And Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast the other day fell
as I bored my missus to tears with a yarn
that she was just not interested in. You know, when
you come up. I think this is one of those
gender differences with the things that you find interesting and
the things that your partner find interesting are wildly different.
And so with your permission, I'd like to try it
on you guys and see if you guys care at all.
You know, because I think that women care about people,

(04:48):
men care about things. And so when your missus is
telling you about an interpersonal relationship that's gone south and
you just couldn't get less, the flip side of that
is what I'm about to tell you, guys. We got
a pack of Dorito's the other day Friday night watching
the footy, get us some snacks? What don't you she got?
Sweet thyme?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Or I love the sweet ti chili.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Don't mind good more of a salicaear cargo cheese. Why
would you go cheese? What a few?

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Using them four nachos, then put.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Cheese in the natchets. The only show I have with
the sweet ti chili is the dust that ends up
on your fingers. Now that dust has got to go somewhere.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
And it's particularly sticky, I would say, with the.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Sweet ti chili, and you have to wipe it on
your pants.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, that's right. I regaled her with the story of
the origin of Dorito's, which I'll regale you guys with.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
See there, immediately, I'm fascinated.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
See because it's a thing. Zoe, we've lost it. She's
doing a crosswead again, it's.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
More of a word fine.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
So Dorito's apparently. So back in the day they were
there was some mad signists and they were trying to
put together a profile for flavor so they could assign
a numerical value to each different flavor and then matte
flavors out so that they could mass produce, you know,
wip up a thing that tastes like this, wop up
a thing that tastes like this. But to do that,
they needed to be able to represent it, and one

(06:07):
mad Basard Keasy the mad bust someone else. They did
that and they met. They managed to map you know, sweet, savory, salty, this, that,
and various different parts of that so that they could
put it into a spreadsheet.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Beats like a flavor palette.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
A flavor palette, yeah, but it made out of numbers.
So he made it and he was at the pub
brag into his mate and he said, I've made a
flavor palette. I can make any flavor you can think of,
and his mate goes, do you reckon? You could make
a chip that tastes like a burrito then, and he goes, okay,
I will, And so when out and he made a
corn chip that tastes like burritos. That's where doritos came from.

(06:40):
Then what he realized was, you know how some foods
you can eat a bunch of and you never get full,
and then other foods, like for example, steak or salmon,
salmon in particular, you can only eat a small amount
of that before you feel really full and then start
feeling sick. What that is, it's the nutritional content of
the food that sends a message to your brain that
says yep, good enough, thanks for coming. What they realized

(07:02):
was if there's zero nutritional content in your food, that
signal never gets sent to your brain. So they can
make something that tastes delicious like it's got nutritional value.
Now take all the nutritional value out of it. This
is why you can eat an entire bag of Doritos
in one setting and it never You could. Honestly, if
I gave you one of those family sized party bags,

(07:23):
you could sit here and eat it in the next
half hour. No dramas.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Are you serious? Is this from the Mamma rutiphiles or.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
That could be it could be half misremembered, and please
don't reach out to my lawyers Doritos Incorporated. But yeah,
and I suspect there's other foods like prongles mane. I
could buff a whole tuber prongles. No dramas, So go
back a couple of steps here. I mean, firstly, fascinating,
see thank you, I need very interesting.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I think the other thing is can we also add
females generally not that interested in history. Male's far more
interested in history. You won't find a female watching the
history job ever, I've never seen one so, but what
I want to know, why, Okay, that's a chip that
tastes like a burrito. Why did they call it?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I don't know. Maybe his name was Doug or Dave
and he wanted to put his own Initially, that part
I'm not sure about. Okay, but yeah, that's why you.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Can eat a million of those really relatable chat because
I know, for instance, I'll go and watch the Warriors
play with my father in law, and so I'll have
like a family dinner just before I go, and I'll
fill up on my family dinner, and they'll go next door,
and the father in law's like, oh, do you want
to beg a chips while we watch the Warriors. I'm like, well, couldn't.
Couldn't possibly because I'm too full. And then suddenly he

(08:43):
starts having I might have a couple. We polish that
thing off within ten minutes, I absolutely destroyed. And then
I'm like, god, anymore.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
That's never enough. No, this makes a lot of sense
to me. Whether you guys sit on emptying the bag
into a bowld you go empty bag into bowl, or
you're just going straight from the bag.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I'm going straight from the bag because as I it
gets told off for putting the bowl and the dishwasher
takes up too much room.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Okay, straight out of the bagh, Yeah, because I I
go straight out of the bag too, because otherwise I
will eat if there's a bowl, and I will eat
every single one of those.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
For some reason, at some point I go, oh, look
how many of these have eaten. I'm rolling that thing
up and I'm putting a peg on it.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
But sometimes with the bag you lose sight of how
many chips are left, and you get to the bottom
of the bag and oh, I've had a ball.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
There's a certain point where you can't peg it. Yeah,
you know where it's too It's too little to peg.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's too little, too late at that point.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah. And also my kids need to learn how to
peg properly. They never peg it right. They just they
screw it up a bit and then they put the
peg on the top site. It's got to be folded properly.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Coming out tomorrow and Jerry teaches his kids how to peg.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
That didn't come out right.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I did.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
It's Morgan pen available.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
We'll work on that later, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
In the night the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
To text just in here on three for it three.
Can get hold of us anytime you like three for
it three, Give us a call one hundred hard. We
love hearing from you. We do answer the phone. We
don't screen calls here. This pegging chat has got me
questioning everything at six eighteen ams is this text?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
This isn't We're not having pegging chat.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
No, we were talking. I was talking about potting a
peg on the top of a bag of chips when
you go halfway through it. I mean, that's the only
we don't have a washing line at home, but we
do use pegs for that sort of thing. That's it.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Have you ever considered investing in those zip lock things
that you can get? Have you seen those?

Speaker 4 (10:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
What's that? Oh? You put like a little thing over
the top of the bag and then you can ziplock it.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Well, I never Well, yeah, it sounds like something.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
It does. It does sound like something you could do
with some another level of admin to your snack game.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Well, the other day I procured a whole lot of
bulldog clips from the TV and Z stationary cupboard, yes
for your snacks for because we ran out of pegs.
I realized that some of them the pigs were going
messing at home. God knows where they where do they go?
I mean, as I said, there's no one hanging any
washing up or anything like that. Pigs just seem to come.
Pigs seem to go.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
You.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Does your son and his mates have competitions to see
how many pigs they can fit on their face?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
No, but that's quite a good game. Actually, yeah, I
have done that.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
I've done that to sort of five Am before, and
you'll lose those. Have you guys seen the things that
you can get them at your supermarket? I think of
something at the Weirdhouse, have seen them at Bristoes, And
you're basically like a long clip that you can use.
I don't know if you'd refer to as a pig.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
No, I know exactly the type of club you're talking about.
It's a bulldog club does the same sort of thing.
But I I it's like I refuse to buy pigs.
It's another one of those things. I refuse to buy luggage.
I refuse to buy tissues. I refuse to buy tissues.
I don't buy them, and I refuse to buy pigs.

(11:53):
But I will steal them from the stationary department.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Discuss that later on. I've just found a heat sealer,
a snack bag resealer. So it's the shape of a
stapleer and you run it along the top of your
chip bag and it'll melt the chip bag back to you.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Okay, this sounds like an ideal girth.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Do I have your attention?

Speaker 3 (12:08):
That's a real stocking stuff, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Jerry Andman Night the Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Time for your latest sport head lines. Thanks to export
Ultra the beer for here Will Jordan is set for
a conditional return to play for the Crusaders in Friday
Super Rugby match with the Chiefs and Chichen.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Is he just waiting on a limb report?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Kind of what's the condition?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
When's he going? Unconditioned? Coach Rob Pennies says a managed
experience as likely as the All Black features for the
first time since mid April after a carp injury. Gotay
some weird words nowadays, don't crowded and mystery?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah? He say, a managed experience is likely.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
A managed experience? What experience isn't managed?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
They're going to take him off early after they pound
the Chiefs into the core of the earth in fifty minutes.
What really? I think? That's what they're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Emotions are running home. I at South Sydney as the
rabbit Os confirmed the immediate retirement of former Queensland forward
Jai Arrow worth motor neuron disease. Just thirty, Arrow has
played one hundred and seventy eight NRL games, including being
the rabbit O's Player of the Year in twenty twenty
five and twelve matches for quensl.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, it's it's always heartbreaking when you hear about, you know,
someone who's young and fit, in the prime of their lives,
you know, very successful, to be struck down out of
know who was something like this, that's heartbreaking and breakers.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
General manager Dylan Boucher is intrigued by the player signing
opportunities that could arise from signing Basketball World Cup winning
coach Gordon Herbert on a two year deal.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Sounds like a South Canerby farmer, doesn't it, Gordon Herbert?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Do you know you Herby?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I don't know Herby? No, where's he from? Is ickaways? Well?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
The sixty seven year old led Germany to the twenty
twenty three title and served as an assistant with the
NBA's Toronto Raptors.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh that one as.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Those to Ruders Riverhead Riverheads, his son's nine under nines team.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Well, of course you so, I'm the assistant coach of
the Riverhead Raptors.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well exciting player development prospects for the Breakers in that
respect as well.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I wonder if the sixty seven year old German Gordon
Herbert is going to send weird messages through the WhatsApp group.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Absolutely because he's sixty seven, so got no choice.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'll be training on They'll be training on Saturdays now rich.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Gordon Herbert will also remain in charge of his native
Canadian men's team.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah. Coming up next to Jerry, a tissues based please
explain my witnessed something last night you become the very
thing you sort of destroy. I'd like to discuss it.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Up next Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
I see here there's a please explain It says, please
explain tissues. I don't understand that.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Look, we've we've been discussing tissues recently on the show.
That's sort of cold flu season, this stuff going around.
You said that you hate tissues, You've never been seen
dead with them. The day we see you with a
tissue b last day on earth.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
I'll tell you what. I've never bought a book, never
bought a box of tissues in my life. This is
off the back of Rudah having seven at any given time,
seven boxes of tissues in his either house or car
or on his person.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
There was actually in the shower, actually only six the
other day, so we had to I had to go
and get a few more.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yes, markets about running a fanny pack with a box
of tissues in it? Of course I have just a
box that sits out the front, and you can just don't.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
I also don't really need to because missus Rudy gets
those little packets and puts those in your handbag as well.
Stand yeah, ready to.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Have you considered a handkerchief? Why are you turning this
back on Ruder? No, this is about you.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yes, man's got seven boxes of bloody tissues and there's
there's one on each side of the.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Bee it is, but he doesn't bring them into work.
But as I found out last night, Jerry, you.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Do, if you know, deserving New Zealand to nominate them
at asb good as gold dot co dot m Z.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Deeply emotional.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
So that was the sound of a rustling tissue from
seven sharp at seven to twenty last night, after the
story of Ardie and Ahina Kappa, who were last night
as good as gold. There's a photo I've just put
in the dock. We'll get that up on the sosh
Meat as well of tissues sitting in front of you.
How do you answer allegations that you have become now
a member of the tissue community.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
I'm not a member of the tissue community. There's just
some tissues that just happened to be lying around in
the TVNS in studio. Thank goodness for that. The box
actually was green. We've got a green screen nowadays. There
was concern as we did put the tissues on the
table that they were going to green screen out.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's everything green.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
The way green screen works is that everything that is
green the camera then reads as something else yes, and
so you can't wear a green shit for example, Otherwise
you completely disappear into the background.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Well, for example, the Alternative Cometary Collective Studio used to
be in front of a green screen looked like the
Squirt set the children's TV show and every now and
then we found out the hard way that if you
wore a Warriors jersey in front of that, you would
just disappear and be a floating head for the duration
of the common.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Floating head thing is weird. But listen, Yes, was I
crying during the good as Gold segment that we were
playing on seven Child last night? Yes? I was. Do
I cry often during the Goodest Gold segments? Yes? I do?
Particularly worth people for me something that gets me going,
and I'm sure it's the same for a lot of

(17:27):
people out there. It's humble people who have done good
and don't want any credit for something that they've done.
And then they get the credit and then they realize
all of the hard work that they've done. It's even
making me want to cry now get the ties they
and but there's a strong, silent, humble type that really

(17:51):
gets me going. That's the thing. And I think that
was Ari and Nahina Kappa. They're working in Tartanaki with
a lot of kids. They run like a rugby league
group and it's and they're doing it. They are selfless people.
Like there's those sorts of people are they're good as God,
be going, man, most people.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
You're gonna be honest. The reason that because that was
the first time we've watched this had a new show
that seven Shop. It was the first time we'd watched
the Men the Mists was sitting on there. There was
someone in the news I believe as well, who had
just received support for her child and she was crying.
That almost got me. I was like, if I see
one wore person crying on the TV was gone. Then
these guys win. And so Men the Mess are on
the couch like bugger, let's have a cry, and then

(18:31):
they cut back to you on the TV and I was.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Like, I got in too. But it's it's it's actually
an all seriousness that segment, you know, sponsored by ASP
It's been going for ten years. Yeah, that segment there
people love because there's lots of people out there in
the community. They're doing great things and nobody ever says
anything about them, and they do it for the love
like they do it. They don't do it because they're
going to be rewarded one day.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
That's right. And that's why this morning, Ruder, We've got
ten thousand.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Jerry and then I joined the complay so Hodaki Breakfast
discussion group on Facebook for.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
We're across the road at the Cafe post show cafe
meeting that we have nowadays.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I mean, we talked about the show being the content
cold mine, the content coal mine. We were getting a
lot of our coal at the moment as out of
the cafe, isn't it. Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
The kiffer, the kiffer across the road there, and there
was a young man who was by himself, not that young,
not that young, probably in his early forties and staring
early forties, say early forties.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, he looked older. The mea early forties.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Don't scree face up with that, by himself sitting there
having a coffee. He was It was joined by one
of his friends later on, but he was running a
particular type of haircut. Is We took a photo of it,
and I said to everybody, now just try not to
make it obvious, but have a look over my shoulder
here and tell me would I go, Okay, if I

(19:55):
ran this guy's haircut, now.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
You could run. You're in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I'm in the name. My hair is long enough to
do it.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Your hair is long enough. And I know that people
have been people have brought it up to me a lot.
Why when did Michael Hill Jeweler start hosting Michael it's
too too accurate.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, do you look like Michael.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I understand Michael Hill. You're going through a here change.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Jeremy Wells broadcaster, I get it. I know how it works.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
But this photo of this guy, he basically had the
Michael Hill jeweler, but he had a slight undercut and
then was running more or less a headband into that thing.
And answer your first question, yees Juy, you could run that.
But I think there's a deeper question here is what
does that haircut signify? Because to me, that is a
man who's really into socket. There is something about the

(20:44):
here band into the long here that just screams no
heaps of football teams.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah it's it's got a European feel to it.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, it does. That's exactly what it is. You will
see our own local football exports. They will rock their
style is.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Even though I know this haircut is not practical for
the sport that I'm playing, I'm still going to continue
to have it because most of the time I'm not
playing that sport, and when i am playing that sport,
I'm gonna put a little headband.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
It'll makes sense.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
There's no chance that at some point, this person's gone
to barber or a hairdresser and either the hair dress
has made a mistake and done the best they possibly
could with what they're working with, or he's sitting there going, oh,
I know, you've got halfway back. Can we kind of
pivot and do something a bit different?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
What do you got?

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Or is that what he's actually trying to do?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Well?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
With all your respect, I don't think anyone goes to
a hairdresser and asks for a headband haircut. You know,
I want something that I can put a headband in.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
A headband is the secondary holding it back from It's
also kind of thing that you do when you're putting
on makeup.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
It's kind of like, oh, yeah, I know the makeup on.
You know the makeup headband, Yes, getting around the house
of the makeup headband on, just for it, go out.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Holds a hair back from from the forehead, et cetera.
So the question is, I mean, I think there's two
types of people. I think there's a person who will
wear a headband and there's a person who won't. I
think it's a very clear line of division.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, what's your question? My question is, are you thinking
about it? Are telling up the headband?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Well, no, not a headband guy. I'm not a headband guy.
I've never been a headband guy.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Are you trying to dip your toe in the water.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
I'd go I'd cut my hair off. If my hair
was annoying me, I cut it off before I go headband.
It's not worth it for me.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Is your issue that potentially he was too old to
be running the hairband? Because I also think there's an
age limit on ponytails.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
You're not too far from that jury. If you keep
if you keep growing the way you're growing, I reckon
you could be going ponytail by spring.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
I'm not going ponytail. I'm definitely not cutting up before
I go ponytail. I'm getting a haircut tomorrow. I'm not
going to ponytail. But what about someone like Pat Carrigan,
for example, from the Broncis Now he's running a ponytail.
Would you tell him that he shouldn't be running a
ponytail because he's too old?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Not to his face, I think.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
No.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I don't think he's too old either. I think he's
he's under thirty. I think that's the that's the time
for it. Once you're over thirty, you better be a
touring musician or surfit otherwise the ponytail, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
What about if you're an osteopath.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh, that's a good point, a.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Ponytail if you're an osteopath, a fifty five year old osteopath.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, Look, there is an expectation that you can name
more than one chakra if you're running a ponytail. Ever
a certain age, so age appropriate herecuts At what point
is it too old? What about you too old? Yeah?
The mullet, Oh, well, I think that depends because you
get down the Arisa mate, try and find me someone
who doesn't have a mullet.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
What about one of the modern mullets that's got a
big a burst fad like the NRL burst fade.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
It's almost given me that.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, So that means that the site that just above
the sideburns sort of has a square cut out of it.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, what about one of O's. Well, I don't know.
I think you have to be playing super rugby if
you want to be rocking those and if you are
play and siber rugby, it seems like it's a prerequisite.
There's almost no one that doesn't have it.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
So age appropriate haircuts three four eight three eight hundred
hardeche how old? It's too old to run a ponytail?

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Jerry in the night the Hodarchy Breakfast to.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Talk about age appropriate haircuts. We saw a dude across
the road. He was wearing a headband.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yes, and the soccer style and the style of someone
who understands soccer. There is something about a certain haircut
will signify that you know certain things, and then in
his instance, it signified that he knew soccer football. Now
you have well, Zoe actually has actually got a headband.
She realized in her bag. She's brought it in for you.
You now have it on your head. Can you please,

(24:44):
Jerry explain to me the offside rule in football?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I definitely it's the last person's the highmost feet of
the defending team. The attacker has to be in front
of the hindmost feet of the defending team, the last defender.
I totally can I can underst and that thing.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
It's Jerry, I asked you that just a moment ago,
and you couldn't answer that question. No.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
I'm also looking to try and dribble one up the
left wing. All of a sudden I'm feeling like I'd
love to I'd love to put a long ball through
to someone. It's quite weird. Actually, this one's more like
the kind it's quite thick and it's material. It's kind
of the kind of one that you'd put on if
you were doing a robot your year or makeup. Yeah,
Whereas this one that the one that we saw across
the road was almost like it was a very thin.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh, it was a reban. It was like a zig
zaggy one that you put into to hear, to hold you.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
It was rubber of some kind.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
It was. So we're talking age appropriate haircuts. The mullet's
been brought up on your thoughts on the mullet.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Yeah, guys, Jerry, you and I are similar age and
you will remember, and was it the late nineties, two thousands,
early two thousands. Mullets were not cool. They were not
the go and you used to laugh at anyone that,
oh my god, look that's still got a mullet, you know,
from nineteen eighty two or nine eighty five or whatever.
But I got full respect for the guys that. And
now there's a generation in their sixties and seventies that

(26:02):
are now running mullets read them right through. Yeah, and
it's all come background.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, they stayed the course, don't you.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
I'm with you on that, and I'm impressed by that.
We've got a guy, actually, Johnny, who works over at
TV and Z, and he was running a mullet the
whole way through and that thing now it's still it's flowing.
It's one of the old two ones that's got he's
got a part. He's almost running a tidy haircut on.
It's tidy on the top, and then it's yeah, full
party going on. Yeah, you're right. You could definitely distinguish

(26:33):
people who were who were way back with fashion in
the in the late nineties, who were still running mullets
in the late nineties. I mean it was the same
guys that were still running mustaches in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yes, the whole way through.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
That was particularly uncalled then. And then of course now
the mustache, yeafshion.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
And the mat they've both come background. Yeah, brilliant, Thanks
very much.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
For the call.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Someone else said, if you're a male, any agent told
for a ponytail, unless you're a pimp, jurish to look
at rock a perm. Have you ever rocked a perm?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Gee, never rocked a perm No, I did do a
lot of experimentation, but I did a lot of experimentation
with color. Yeah, particularly I went a blue black at
one stage there. I then went to the frosted to
the bleach blonde.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yes, so bad. That's a good point, so Sam stixster.
I don't think there's an age, only a personality type.
So you can't say that's Jimmy Page, for example, is
too old for his haircut. Well, Brian May because they
are rockstars, so they suit their haircut. But you're right,
it's a personality type. For example, if you're rocking a
wacky haircut and you wake up and you're just in
a bit of a foul moot, what do you do then,

(27:37):
because you're like, well, do I want to rock the
mohawk today because I'm not really in a mohawk mood.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Well, when you have to put a lot of admind
into your haircut, I know what this feels like because
I was rocking those frosted tips with the spike back
in the nineties and it took a little bit of work.
You'd have to put some gellon first, and then you'd
have to twist your here and then you go hair
spray lacker on top for that to make it stay,
and it was it required quite a lot. You couldn't

(28:04):
wear a bike helmet because that would be completely ruined.
You couldn't wear a hat, so on days there were
days when you just couldn't be asked and you had
to wear a cap. You had to wear a baseball
camp on those days.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Well, that's the other thing I think is, dudes, you
know you need a haircut, we start wearing a hat
more often than not. Yeah, to book a very haircut.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
I think the PERM thing's an interesting one. Nobody ever
predicted that the perm would come back.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Fashion is cyclical. This is why I like, so if
you're from rural New Zealand, as someone's just texting, Kaipita region,
Mullet Central never went away, but then the in the
urban centers and of course the Reuben fringe it has
come back around. Yeah, And like Owen was just saying,
some people just stuck with it all the way through.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Dan has text in Morning Lads, it's not forget. Jason
Hoyt ran a punishing ponytail in the early episodes of
seven Periods with Mister gormsby.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
He did, he did, finished the text off.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
And was still a pest in it after the pony
tar left.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Gareth Wanson, O, when's the faux hawk coming back? I've
got a little bit of a faux work. What do
you call it?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Jim are the glen plate?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Now there's another word for it. Rhyme?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Oh, I see.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Jerry andman Nan the Hodiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Just before we get into ball maxing. What is it
and what are the dangers of it? Here's a text
on three for three. Don't talk about stuff. You guys,
excuse me, are clearly not qualified on Tottenham haven't been relegated,
there's still one more round and their favorites to stap.
So this is what happens when you put on a
football headband. Yep, and I'm wearing a football head band

(29:38):
at the moment. You know those little headbands that you
wear when your hears. Not long enough to put in
a pony.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
But it's too long enough to get in your Yeah,
long enough to whoop you in the eyes, to get
a perot back while you streak down the left wing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Think Nathan Bracken, the Australian medium fast bowler opening bowler,
the left armor.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Think any Croatian football player, Yep, totally.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
So unfortunately I've donned one of those. I'm wearing it
at the moment. We saw a person across the road
with one the other day and I thought, can I
get away with us as a forty nine year old?
Turns out I can't because I start talking about football
things that I don't know anything about.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, and you don't. Another Texas Spurs have not been
relegated at the Stag just.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Because I put it on.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I understood the off side role.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
That doesn't mean I understand promotion relegationations in England Premier League.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
That kind of thing. What I would say, though, is
if they do get relegated, does that mean that that
is the football prediction headband? Oh okay, it may have
given you superpowers.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I like the octopus.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah perhaps anyway, ball maxing, what is it?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Well, exactly what is it? You've been doing it?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I've been bull minning. But even the opposite of maxing
is when my dry has been on too high a
setting and it's been rarely causing some misses in the
nether regions.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Yeah, well, you got this weird look on your face
and it's just a slight discomfort, a little bit of
a little bit of a furrowed brown.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, and my voice is raised and octave. That's because
the dry has been on too high, and then all
my clothes are frunt.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
So I've just looked it up. Ball maxing a viral
social media phenomenon in which fluids are injected into the
testicles to increase their size.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Really yeah, people doing that, Zoe?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Are people really doing that?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Zoe?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Don't just throw your hands. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Are you doing it? Some men are injecting fluids and
the testicles to become the size of grapefruits. Why?

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Why is right?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
I eight hundred to keep three for it? Three ball
maxed out? There, Give us a text, give us a call.
Why would you do that? I'm sure there's a good reason.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Well, I've heard of, you know, looks maxing. Of course,
at the moment, Jerry, you're bid maxing. We're just trying
to accumulate as many beds as possible, so you're taking
one off your parents' hands. There's all sorts of different things.
We were walking up the stairs after having a coffee
just the other day. Zoe said she was a heart
rate maxing because she just had a massive coffee was
walking up the stairs. Now we find out that there's
ball maxing out there. I don't know what that would achieve,

(32:03):
because our bigger balls better three four.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
A three oh eight hundred, zoey a bigger bulls. Don't
put your hands in the air again.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
She just left the shit. You're the only person that
we've got on representation.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
I've been reading an article. I've been doing research into
ball maxing. Okay, it says some say that increasing your
scrotum size makes you feel more masculine and confident, and
others are claiming that women prefer larger artisticals.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Do they.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
What's she googled? Resignation letters caution this is important.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Experts caution that ball maxing could cause infection and may
result in long term damage to your Genitally, I would
say it's not an area that you want to flap
around with. I mean I have, I've I've had my
vast difference snipped. And that's not something you you don't
want to be flapping around down there. It's problematic.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Doctor Rob Glatter from New york'says physicians have called ball
maxing one of the most reckless body modifications to emerge
from male online communities, warning that the temporary size increase
often leads to permanent damage.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Are people looking to try and make their package a
lot more impressive? Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
I think that's what it is. Anyway, reach out. Members
of the ball maxing community would love to hear from you.
Three four three oh eight hundred.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Hodch Gerry and Mania The Darchy Breakfast Jerry and Mania.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
We hatched the radio show from six to ten weekdays,
The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
We're discussing ball maxing is the It's straight out of
the manisphere, isn't it this sort of thing. It's body
modification with people are injecting fluids into the downstairs to
increase the size. And we've been asking for your text.
We've been asking for members of the ball maxing community
to reach out. No they haven't. Some people have suggested,
would it be for the budgy smuggler wearer filling out

(33:55):
the outfit? Perhaps? I think it must be Becks thought,
dear God, I thought it was about getting the max
out of a school ball. Another one here. I'm earmaxing
punishing your sideholes a day after day listening to this
radio show as a woman. Definitely, and no, it sounds
like something out of the manisphere, Paul said, being an
owner of novelty oversized testicles. It's really no fun.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
So Paul knows about this.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yes, yeah, Paul's a member of the community. It's no fun.
Wie fronts are out and shorts above the knee also out. Also,
it's false advertising and a bit of disappointment when all
you have is with noe and someone else, say, has
got to make number twos a messy business and then
another one here. Let's be clear, women don't like balls
at all. Of sexuality was a choice, we wouldn't choose

(34:40):
being straight.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Time to play. It's academic. Give us a call now,
oh eight hundred headache. If you want to play, we
will ask you five questions. All you need to do
is get three correct to win a one hundred dollars
Bunnings vout you and you will get your school's name
itched into the much wanted. It's academic role of honor.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Coming the wood, I haven't cost nothing at colog fifth
fortune And if you.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Were listening very very carefully there, you would realize that
the school that Heather went to did feature on the
much waunted It's academic role of honor Morning here, how
are you?

Speaker 7 (35:20):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I'm well, thank you?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
What school did you go to?

Speaker 7 (35:24):
Carmo High School?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
And suerra?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
What is the role at Carmo High School? There seems
to be so many, so many great New Zealanders who
have come out of one high school.

Speaker 8 (35:33):
I'm not sure these days when I was there, rely
eight hundred or so.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Okay, first precisibles, all right, heither you know how this works.
You've got five questions. You're just going to get three right.
There is going to be a bit of time pressure
on you, so best of Wow, there's been allegations of
giggling recently.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I know this is the thing here that unfortunately we've
had to put a time limit back on.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
We didn't want to.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
No, I think you exactly. I think you're going to go. Okay, here,
the let's get into it. Question one for here that
representing Camo High What band released the song big Balls
in nineteen seventy six?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
What was the song title? Big Balls?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Heather Big Balls.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
ACDC, Yes, Heather.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Monty Video is the capital of which Country, Danish Monty Sorry,
Monte Video Monte Videoguay correct and what nineteen ninety six
film did Michael Jordan's Star with Bugs Bunny Michael Jordan

(36:45):
with Bugs Bunny.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Basketballing. One's got to be that.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
It was space jam Heather ran out of time?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Do you want to hear the rest of them?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (37:03):
I think I thought it was just for that question here,
damn give me the rest of them.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I thought I could get No, this is the time.
Appreciate here that the jingle for what Burger claims that
key Wiez Love hot Pools, Rugby Balls, Snapper.

Speaker 8 (37:16):
Schools, kill we Burger dee we Burger.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
The stay puffed marshmallow Man appears in what nineteen eighty
four movie The.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
Ghosts Ah hear that.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Couldn't get it out quite enough.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Just cut her off their root before she could slag
the questions.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
I need to listen to some Tom Petty's The Hurdarchy
Breakfast one hundred and fifty Bucks Tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Jerry and the Night, The Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Time for Jerry's theories. Where we come up with a question,
I have to answer it. You have to guess what
my answer to the question is. Closest to the pin.
When's the one hundred dollars Bunnings vouch.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah, that's right. I look. Allegations that the segment has
been to downstairs focus been a little bit below board,
you know, and we want to try and that's not
the kind of show that we're trying to make here.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
We want to you know, allegations. I mean it has
been last week we talked about we literally were talking
about downstairs as we're talking about how what percentage of
New Zealanders have been circumcised?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Discussing, and then the week before that it was around
your mother's.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Sexual partner past I don't want to know, and your
mother was not happy about the boor Boy was she not?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Boy?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Was she not? What she said? She better?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
My favorite piece of feedback is do better. We get
a lot on the text machine. If I knew how,
I would. So we're going to try and keep this
above board this week, and we've asked for your help
on three four eight three. Is there anything that we
could do? Someone just said yoppers?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Well what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Well?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yoppers?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Question mark question mark with a question mark as a
as a percentage total? Yoppers? What about how many trout
and ends it.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Now that's a bit more wholesome.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
We can get our teeth into.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
The percentage the population they have a nipple ring?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
No, I think that's kind of downstairs.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Although technically upstairs downstairs, right, how many hidarak your breakfast
shows have there been? Now? Does that mean different iterations
or episodes or now?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
The reason I don't like that question is because cly
I think it's giving off vibes that they're not happy
with the current regime. But also we can actually work
out what it is.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, that is googlobal Daniel. What percentage of people are
regular motor boaters?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Now, that's an interesting one.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Get out onto lake again?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
It's downstairs adjacent? I mean, as is this one from Sam?
How many routes is deu his father had? Like, I think, see, that's.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
The kind of thing we're not. That's what we're trying
to do. That we're not, although doing that really does
need to answering age of your first gray pups again
average age? Yeah, New Zealand's first gray pups. That's downstairs. Yeah,
that is two downstairs. Focus your oppers.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
You're okay, I see what people are doing with yoppers.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
How much we could ward chuck chuck of wood chuck?
Could chuck? Would again googleable?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Okay, yoppers, it seems to be oppers yoppers. Questioners question Marte,
right up next yoppers? Christ Mate as a percentage of
New Zealand total.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Total is quite good.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Total yoppers in New Zealand in the thousands.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
We're better than that.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Jerry and the Hohtiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
We're in the middle of Jerry's theories where I get
asked a question that's ungoglable. I come up with the answer.
You have to guess what my answer is. Closest to
the pen One's one hundred dollars Bunnings.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Founder allegations has been too downstairs focused in the past.
On an effort to clean it up, we've turned it
over to you, the listener. We're looking for wholesome questions
to ask your ungoglable questions.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Let's be clear. Allegations that are true that it has
been two downstairs focus on.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Think we can all agree with that. So someone suggested
things like how many trout are there in New Zealand.
That's ungogledble God do you reckon how many trout?

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Well, it's very wholesome. It's ungoglable, it's wholesome.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
How many people have received a birthday card this year?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
I mean, does anyone care? No one cares about those
two things. That's the problem.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
How many trout there are in um?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
What percentage of boomers walked to school barefoot?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Again? Who cares? Who cares?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
If we're going to go with what do people care about,
then we kind of have to go with what has
been texting the most? And off the back of one
person texting in yoppers, someone else has just texting yoppers
again ers, yoppers, yoppers. Back in the gut of the
Jerry's theories, I'm going and catch you guys tomorrow, right,
it's this text.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Does that mean that they want us back in the
gutter or they disappointed that we are in the gutter
at let's where the people have said yoppers. Let's deal
with the issue of helpers today.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
So the first question is as a percentage I think
as the answer.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
I think as a percentage of the total population yoppers,
of course, yoppers. What are yoppers? Some people might be
listening and wondering what yoppers are? A large it's a
large upstairs operation. I would describe a yopper as a
as disproportionate, disproportionate the size, and but.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I don't think there's like a defined metric for it.
It's a vibe thing, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
It's not just cap size or anything.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Again, we're just downstairs related to upstairs.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
We're upstairs, we're not downstairs. So as a percentage, and look,
it can't be male or female. I've seen some yoppers
on a male.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Some men are y oppen out there. It's unfortunate, but
I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
A low percentage of males certainly running yoppers, but a
percentage there is probably half a percent of males probably
are running yoppers, maybe less than half a percent, maybe
point two five percent.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
So I thought we're cleaning it up.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
So you got to take that into consideration. Thank you.
I've seen a lot of the elderly community with yoppers.
Oftentimes you will see a disproportionate up is operation in
the elderly community. Obviously we've got we're taking kids out
of it, yep, thank you, because why would you bring

(43:29):
kids into this. So we're dealing with people probably from
the ages of probably just let's say the age of consent.
Just the argument, let's keep it in the age of consent.
Wouldn't have to do this with trout sixteen to you know,
elderly and look, we've got an aging population.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Sure, we've got a yopping populations.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
I was just recently, actually last week, hanging out with YEP,
went across the road for a coffee and there's a
number of yoppers on offer across there. That's for sure.
They were members of the elderly community too. It's a disproportionate,
I would say, disproportionate in the elderly community. The opper.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Okay, so you are going somewhere just south of well,
it's going to be south of fifty percent, doesn't it.
But where south of fifty your tasking.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Zero point twenty five?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
I wanted to do the birthday cards somewhere somewhere in there.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Three for eight three eight hundred, Hodaki, what percentage of
New Zealanders are currently opera currently, not in the past,
currently operating a set of yoppers?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Jerry and Mini Thedchy Breakfast currently.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Right in the middle of Jerry's theories, the segment where
I get asked a question, I have to come up
with an answer. You guys have to guess what the
answer to that question is it's not googlable. We've tried
to keep it above board this week because we've been
accused of being two downstairs focused and said we've gone upstairs.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
And we've failed miserably. We've failed miserably. As I've said before,
I'm lost with there's a texture on three four eight three?
How long? Do how long before hr X is the
segment that's mark from the NACKT? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Okay, Well, the question that today is what percentage of
New Zealanders do I think are operating a set of
your opposite? Again, the problem here is which is the
definition of the opposite disproportionate upstairs operation?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
And the reason why we wanted to steer clear of
this stuff is because in the past I've perceived a
lot of fact my mum listens to the segment. You know,
we've got to keep everything here above board, all right?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Yeah, okay, well, but as I mean, what about your
mum in the situation? A little bit of context so
I can start to calculated them. Can I also say
just around the room? No, yes, missus ruder.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
No, I would say no, not operating a set?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah no, same as my mum.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
No, no, And that's to know we're not doing this, Okay, okay,
So can I just.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Have a littles judgment on the text machine? Please on
three for three listeners if that's okay. I want some numbers.
I need some percentages. There's a lot of this is rubbish.
I don't want anything to do with this.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
But that's all from me. I'm texting that.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I'm not running the opposit It's like, okay, well that's fine, Sam,
It's good that you're not running your oppers. That's not
the question. The question is what percentage of New Zealanders
do I think operating a set of your offers? Should
we go to Luke? Morning, Luke?

Speaker 8 (46:30):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (46:32):
Good fellas?

Speaker 7 (46:32):
Good?

Speaker 8 (46:33):
Thanks? Good, Thanks?

Speaker 6 (46:35):
Yoppers ups?

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Could you weigh in on a number for us, please, Luke,
and not come in with some judgment.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
No, I'm not judging at all. This is seriously, I
want to win this segment. This is something I've focused
a lot of my attention into, and I've taken into
my friend group as I'm sure you have, Jerry and
the general public. I've taken in positive yoppers. They're not
so positive yoppers. And the third connotation of curious joppers

(47:04):
curious yeah, because you just don't know sometimes, and I
live rurally so I don't I don't get out as
much as you do. So I'm going to add an
extra five per on my original gifts. I'm going to
go for twenty three point five.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Okay, twenty three five. Do you do you feel like
there's a larger percentage of yoppers in the rural communities
than in the urban No.

Speaker 8 (47:26):
I think it's probably a bit less, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Interesting. Yeah, you're operating at a Raglan though, which is
part of the Waikato region, and I've always thought that
that's a community which is overrepresented by yoppers. In my
expert I went to school there.

Speaker 8 (47:41):
Yeah, I think cer parts of the White Ketta, but
I think the West coast just drops down a bit
and we get a lot of tourists through as well.
So I'm getting probably swayed by that slowly.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, they're not in the
data set.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Okay, so twenty three percent for you, Luke. Okay, we're
going to lock that guess. And here's someone that has
said suggest as what about fake yoppers?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Oh, I will include that I can discriminate against fake yoppers.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Someone says eight percent yoppers. Considering my school staff froom,
at least eight out of the one hundred people in
it are running yoppers.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
See, this is the kind of that's the kind of
thing I need.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
That's what I look at. That's good research, that's what
I'm looking for. Let's go to Mike, who's on the line,
Because Mike, I believe you have guessed my number correctly.
What percentage do you think I think of New Zealanders
are operating a set of yoppers?

Speaker 7 (48:32):
Well, first, thanks for introducing me to the terminology yopper.
I've never heard it before, but I'll add it to
my vocabulary, Thank you very much. And nine percent is
the number that I calculated using science.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
You've hit it right on the head there. That's exactly
what I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
I thought too, Mike, I thought nine percent. Any reason
why you think nine percent? Mike?

Speaker 7 (48:54):
Well, we started with fifty percent the man woman ratios,
and there my own personal observations, and I do carefully
take observations, So you know, all of those bits of
data added together, perally calculated out precisely nine percent.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Well, congratulations, you've one of one hundred dollars Bunnings vouch
you good on.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
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Speaker 2 (49:17):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hordarchy Breakfast Podcast.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
So to see. This radio station in the UK has
apologized for any distress caused after it mistakenly announced that
King Charles had died.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
They killed him. It's a good publicity stunt. So what
did they just go on here and say he is
the Well yeah, they went.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
On there and I said, this is Radio Caroline. We
have suspended our normal programs until further notice as a
mark of formal respect following the passing of His Majesty
King Charles the Third. Here's an Australian who's on Radio
Caroline and Essex. Isn't there Radio care?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
There used to be Yeah, and then it was PORTI
Firm and now I believe it's I don't know something,
Live and local in the community, Live local and loving
it on Port Fim Brother Melanoja in the morning. That's
actually the job I applied for. I got secondered to
hear you.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
This is Radio Caroline. His Majesty King Charles the Third
has passed away. As a mark of respect, we will
now be playing suitable continuous music until further notice? Is
that what happens? So when King Charles passed away? Have
we got some kind of protocol that we're going to
be running here?

Speaker 7 (50:32):
So?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Was that a pre recorded thing? And the event that
he passes away? Is that what's going on there?

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah? The news media has confirmed that His Majesty King
Charles the Third has passed away.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Now I get that part up. So is this is
a pre recorded thing that they play? And so I
presume they would have one for like David Atinborough for
when he passes away?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Is it the king? Maybe? I don't know, Is it
just the reigning monarch? I know a TV and Z
they've got a whole lot of les go. There used
to be tapes back in the day. The obits are there,
the bites, and they're already to go and they're being
updated all the time. There's someone's job just to keep
well there used to be. This person doesn't have a
job anymore.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
But what's the criteria then? What's the criteria for getting
on that list? Like, for example, is there one lockdown
loaded for whoever the current Prime Minister is? Yes, obviously
I reckon David Attenburg will be prime candidate, Yeah, number one.
Anyone else that's pretty old, you would think, I think
pretty much anybody any newsmaker? Is that right? So if

(51:31):
you made it onto the cast of Celebrity Treasure Island,
you reckon there be one that's a good question ready
to go? Do you think Jerry you've got one? Do
you think they've got a Jeremy Wells has character ready
to go to TVNS it? I doubt it, but I
mean I can look into it for you. Can you
ask them? Can you ask them in the first instance?
Is there a pre recorded message in the in the

(51:53):
event of my untimely passing supplementary question?

Speaker 3 (51:56):
You're right?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Can we please get a hold of it so we
can play it on the radio. It's quite weird, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
That's a pretty weird one.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, I'd love to get hold of it.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Where's the line of demarcation in New Zealand in terms
of who gets one and who doesn't get one? Who's
I mean, what's the That's what I'd be interested in.
Who's who's the lowest level celeb?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah, like if you're if you're a TikToker, does that
get you on? Doubt it? I would have a million
followers on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I doubt it because the TVs in audience wouldn't know
who you were.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
That's a good point on people. Over sexty of text
came through. Someone said, better be one for Clint Eastwood
and Billy Connell.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
That's fair, I'd say they would be yeah, well yeah right.
Whereas the line as you above you, just above me?

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Jerry. In the Night the Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
July, we were talking about pre recorded death messages as
grim as it is, and whether because I know this
is something they do at TV stations where they have
something ready to go and the untimely event of someone's
passing some radio station over in the UK, I believe
kicked off the king what's his name, Charles? They kicked
as one off, yeah and unprovoked.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Well you got to mean yeah he is still Like
back in the day, you'd have to have tapes ready
to go because it takes some time to compile all
of the crap.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
And someone else is going to beat you to it
if you don't have it. Someone said of Jerry Crok's
mid seven Charpters, Hillary just elbow them off the couch
and Daniel Fatala runs in from the sideline.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Yeah, if he was ready to go. If he's still
at work, I mean he's probably gone home.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Oh they don't have just someone a reserve and interchange.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
And basically when we leave seven Charp there's non even
in the newsroom. So it would be interesting if something
did happen quite major, because I don't know who would
be there to cover it up. There was something that
we were talking about yesterday though, and there was an
issue which has been raised around his gym because the
voter turnout is a concern for this election. Elections coming
up in October or is it November, November just after

(53:48):
Guy Fawks.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I think yeah. They wanted to make sure it was
after Guy Fawks.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
It's very important. So the election's coming up, there's a
concern already around voter turnout that there's not going to
be a lot of people. It's going to be the
lowest voter turnout of all time. Over time, it seems
to get less and less people participating physically in the
in the democratic process.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
And so what they're thinking, make it easier for people
to vote non either book, give people politicians they believe in,
so that they are inspired to go out and cast
their vote either.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
They were suggesting that maybe it should be compulsory to vote,
and in Australia it's compulsory. They've got something like a
ninety two percent voter turnout, which is quite high.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
How do you enforce that, Well, they do with a.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Fine, but I don't I believe I'm not one hundred
per cent Surrey on this, but I think they don't
actually enforce the fine in the end, so they won't
chase it up. But the theory is that you get
a forty dollars fine or something like that, you don't
have to actually physically vote for someone. You can go,
but you've got to go along and cast a vote,
and you can screw it up so you can put
too many things on it, and then that gets null

(54:54):
and votes over. You think, well, I don't even like
any of these people.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
But I don't want to get fined. But I don't
want to get fined. I cast a null and void vite.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
You go along and you don't do it properly, but
you've got to still participate in the process. Now, the
issue that we've got now in New Zealander is that
a whole lot of older people in society they all vote,
and the younger people and the decisions are going to.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Affect their futures.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Carby Bugger can't be asked because they don't think I
think that their vote will count for anything. And I
think they probably feel like the process doesn't matter anyway
because no other young people vote, So what's the point.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
And I don't see too many people doing anything about
this ever since we did no sleeps till polling. Do
you remember that? That's where we conducted a twenty four
hour broadcast in this very studio, and for some reason
we decided it was a good idea to just go
on a massive bender all the way through until you
cast your vote massively and nebri out of the next
morning got to send her a couple of terms to
tell you that for nothing.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
I've done that a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yeah, yeah, I got.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
An idea to get people to vote. So the elections
on the seventh November, as you said, Jerry, obviously guy
fawk's on the fifth. What if you go along and
and you get some fireworks, some double happies, and then
you can let them off on the Saturday night everyone once.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
It's that's really going to encourage young people to go
out there and vote, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Yeah. I don't mind this compulsory idea, to be honest,
it seems draconian. It seems I can see why people
have dere someone tell me what to do. But ultimately,
you just if you kind of participate, you can still
take some stupid things.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Can get yourself some free fireworks.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Yeah, Jerry Andman night the Hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Thursday felt it's big Thursday in the books, heading into
a beautiful Friday tomorrow. I love Fridays. I mean, I
know this is nothing, you know, different to any other workplace,
but for some reason, Friday's on a radio show. They
just filled themselves, don't they. There's something about it.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
There's something about it. There's something about a late autumn
Friday as well, where the sun's out, although I think
there might be some rain around for the next day
or so. And then talking to Dan Corbett, yes, TV
and ZED were a man yesterday. Yes, he said it's
about next week it's going to be fine again. I'm
I'm just saying, is this the longest run of fine?

(57:02):
I mean everywhere obviously in New Zealand's slightly different, but
for the most part, certainly in the North Island.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Anyway, it has been delightful.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Ten days of blue sky. Yeah, well, I never for
quite some time. I don't think that's ever happened in
the history of May.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Now, would you trade it in for all of the
storms that we had over summer? I probably would?

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Would you?

Speaker 6 (57:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
I don't know if I would.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Summer sucks. What's the port of having a sunny winter?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Oh? No, sorry, did you say that you would? Yeah,
I would trade it. I'd rather have a good summer.
Who cares about winter? It doesn't matter if it's crap anyway.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
I don't care if autumn's blue. Tuesday and Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Too, you know, he said Friday's really filled themselves up minight,
So tomorrow Friday.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Top five we've got that, Yeah, top five Jerry's by
the way, it's been suggested in the conclave.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Top five jeries.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
On the back of what happened with Jerry's theories today,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I don't worry. You're not making it.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
We've cops a lot of criticism, a lot of criticism
too downstairs.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Focus.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Can we keep it up stairs and not talk about
the fact that we're keeping it up yes, because we
we thought by taking it upstairs this week, we'd actually
talk about upstairs operations. And it turns out that many
people think that that's still downstairs.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
I think that's disgusting. Sorry Ruder, Cary, that's right.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
We've got Die Henwood talk about the wise of him.
Steve Courriker, the Aukland f C coach, is going to
talk about orkand f Sea.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
He's playing against the against Sydney where he played and
I think he won a title with them as a
player and as a coach for unceremonously being fired and
we said we'll have them, We'll have him, Yeah, we'll
take him.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
We'll take him with his potty mouth, Yeah, shocking potty
mouth and beautiful here. Maybe this is an off here chat,
but I've just had another idea. Could we have a
Mama Ruder explains segment where you where you ask Mama
Ruder a question one of life spurning questions ungoglable, and
Mama Ruda then in written response rites a response and

(58:56):
then our listeners have to guess what who response is
going to be?

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Great?

Speaker 5 (58:59):
I can I can definitely picture that, okay, or the
other thing is, guys, I'm not going to be here tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Oh ah, well, great Friday. We'll see you guys tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
It's The Hidarchy Breakfast Jeremy.

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