July 18, 2024 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, that's fire this up, Hey, that's far up the Greg.
It's okay the Gregg.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Gid B.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
That's the nineteenth of July twenty twenty four. Welcome all
you bespokey donkies to the men. Jerry Bespoke Daily Pod, Caspoom.
We've got a huge show organized few today the Dady
We Spoke Podcast, a huge show.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Masha asked the question why are there dillies in the
chemist warehouse? What?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I think that's a great question. So a mother has
found a dilly in the Sylvia Park chemist Warehouse. It's
not an abandoned dilly. It's not a used dilly. It's
not a dilly that's just been put on the shelf
for a joke. It's a dilly in plastic, yes, ready
for sale, bright colors. It has freaked her the f out,
(01:28):
she said, and I quote, I can't do nothing about this.
I have to do something. She immediately called the Herald.
Instead of seeing the dilly.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The first thing you do.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Her daughter had seen the dilly. Yeah, sixteen year old daughter.
She'll never recover. No, she'll never recover no, possibly not.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So she calls the Herald. Then she calls the police.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, and I mean, god forbid, this woman finds out
what her daughter's doing in Espeare's High. First of all,
she's sixteen in a woman, And I'm not sisting anything.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
But look, she's seen some of them, some of the
filth that we are all carrying around at our fingertips
on our phones. Has this woman seen some of the
filth that's free, that you can access for free on
the internet, just on your phone? What's using your data? Yeah?
What about all?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Has she seen all the suppositories lined up in the
chemous warehouse? Because that I mean, is there anything closer
to Delly than a suppository?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
They're the same thing. What about? Hey, I made this.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I made this great joke. I made this great joke
when I was an arrow town I want to car. Actually,
I was driving along. I was driving along.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
This is going to suck. I just feel absolutely suck.
And and wait before you tell it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, if this isn't a good joke, yeah, the podcast
today is going to be five minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm giving up.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't have any room today.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, well, listen to this joke without prejudice.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, it's because I know you guys don't like me
as a person, and so just imagine it's someone that
you love and want to cherish. That says this joke.
So we're driving along. We're driving along and this one
and that's beside me, she says. She says to me
in the car, she says.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What's a woman doing beside you? When this woman? When?
Why is this woman beside you? Is one of the
who's this woman? Who's the woman? It's just a woman?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Know what's going on here? I've done it before, a
bit of a road trip situation. You start kind of undoing, you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Get a hitchhiker. No, look, who is this woman? The
woman is not important. She is important, She's very important.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Per said, She's not important. Ship.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
The woman is not important to the story except for
she said she saw this tree and it was in
this funny shape. Like what was the shape was like,
I was kind of delay shaped?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Is that what she said? No? She well, we both
laughed at it was a funny joke from the woman. Yeah,
the joke was me.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I said, I see quick as a quick as a
quick as a whip, you know, quick as a whip,
I see, I said, she is it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm not sure what is that quick as a snake,
quick as a brown fox jumping over a lazy dog, quick.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
As you like, quick as you like, I retort, Yeah,
it's a supposit tree.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I know I'm quite.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Heavy with that. No, that's good, that's good. I'm good.
I'm getting a round of applause up for that one.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
YEA is my clapping button just a sick and.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Quick as you like? I retorted, it's a supposit tree.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Like if we're telling jokes. Yeah, I hit Jerry with
a crack of this morning, here we go, here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Here we get. You're not going to retail us. I'm
seriously going to retell this joke. I'm actually looking forward
to this love. I would leave this joke out. Okay,
we get what I can be. I suppose you can.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You can make sure that your fingers are on the applause.
But I know this is going to be good.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
This morning, driving driving to work, I couldn't help but
notice the fog. Yeah, I think Jesus fuck. And I
came in this morning and I said to Jerry, I say,
this is good.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
To be good? This is I says, I says, I says,
as and you're trying to think of what the joke
is you can't remember it, Jerry, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
God tried to catch that fog this morning, and then
there was silence, and then I sees to Jerry, I
says the Jerry, but I missed a.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
No, I don't know if I, Jerry, I tried to
catch fold this morning, but you missed you I got it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a pun. Yeah, it's good like Matt's supposit tree,
which is still good. By the way, it is still
good puns. Puns. Good puns are not fun a quick
as you like you love sucker.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, I mean if you never told a pun and
thought that was amusing.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Really, I don't like puns. God like, I gotta say.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Because I have had my troubles with hemorrhoids, suppositories were
on my mind.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Which did it? Did?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Hell helped me put the two things together because I
was thinking about suppositories.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You know that's good, Jerry, you got any I don't
because you don't tell Joe.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, don't change. I've never told jokes, Jerry. If you
ever shoved in a disco biscuit up your crack.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh of course I'm a crack, all right, And you're
judging our jokes and you're an addict.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, I'm an addict's what does that make me an addict?
You're an addict.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You're such a bad addict that when you're cleaner, she
the cleaner brings you when you ask for a cup
of Tina biscuit.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Curse Cheryl the cleaner is your mouth doesn't well. It
is confusing. That cleaner doesn't bring me food. She's not
a she's not a cleans the house. Do you have
a dishwasher in your kitchen? She's a woman. Cheryl's a woman.
You can't just call her a dishwasher. My god, Jerry, no,
(06:48):
I'm not call her a dishwasher in your kitchen. She's
got a bloody name. Cheryl doesn't do the dishes. How
do you Cheryl does not do the dishes. Cheryl cleans
the house's housekeeper. She's not a she's not a. She
doesn't doses, shouldn't do. She doesn't make beds.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Do you still make your dress up in that kind of.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
French maid's outfit, Cheryl? They don't call it feral Cheryl
for nothing. She doesn't dress up in French maid's outfits. Okay,
shall we take a butler and is ferrial Cheryl not
a pun feral Cheryl. It's just rhymes rhyme.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
So we'll take a break and then we'll come back
with more insights into Cheryl. One of Jerry's mini staff
at his ponts and bee manship. She should we we
should actually go through with the staff and what you
think about them. Okay, we'll start with Tulsa. That piece
that's buttling for you Jesus, and we're back.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
There's a butter butler, buttle a butler? What's what are
your butler?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Because if someone's doing something like you know, like you're
a cobbler and you're a driver.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, so a butler? Butler? What's butler? I don't know.
Good question, there's not now there's no nobody's got a
butler anymore, do they? Your mate's got a butler. Yeah,
I've got a friend with the butler, but there's not.
Not many people run a but.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You called on something else, don't you, assistant?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
God, I'd love to have a.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Pall you recently got you recently got one.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You've recently acquired one. Look, how do you know?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'd love the same to be fair?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Doesn't want a PA just runs your calendar and such.
I know you need one. You're actually your life would
be so much easier if you had one.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I was on the phone yesterday with todd Estell, Oh,
total good man, Great New Zealander, and we're doing an
event together, and.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Christch the Toddy PIXI can boy the Australian content, no
black cap Todd oh the league Spinbola Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Rhaps a good legie.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Are you you're doing an event with todd Estell? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I don't call him the third Leggie for nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, any rest, great, Great New Zealand. You called Americ Trump.
You said he looked like Eric Trump with you called
Americ Trump. He's a great man. But anyway, are you
doing an event with Eric Trump? For well?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Anyway, there was all kinds of problems because I've got
I've got a lot of events around the country that
I'm doing and I talk about four phone calls of
booking flights for us to do this event, and then
me saying I can't do it, and then he said
what about the footy? And then I was like the
footy and he goes, oh, you're commentating a game of
football in this town on that day, And I was like,
(09:34):
how can todd estall know more about my calendar than me.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh that's not good.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Instantly, after about fifteen seconds discussing it, he's already pulling
out the clash that I hadn't noticed.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Do you know I noticed something about your calendar yesterday
because we're sorting out some calendar things, say, and I
think part of your problem is the type of calendar
you're running. So I looked at you. You run it
on I'm running the like a you're talking about the purchase. No,
you run it like a like a like a document
that just has dates and days and it's just linear
(10:06):
and it just goes down, so it's not actually on
a physical calendar, doesn't have numbers with July at the
top of it one to three, four, five, six, and
then a little dot beside each one. I've stead you're
running a thing that's like it's just actually just words
all down on a you know, from top to bottom.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Like word you're looking for is list?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
A list? Yes, thank you? Thanks? Sorry that Yeah, you're
running it like a list. Your calendar can't be a list.
That's too confusing.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, I see. Actually how you've got there though.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
And you've got all these events. This is not good
for you you need someone to help.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You, just to clarify, and you're looking for word because
now I could do with the executive assistant butler. How
much would I have to pay you for you to
be my Butler's you? Because you'd be he'd be a
good butler. Can you mention if someone knocks on the
door of your house and this piece answers in a
French maid uniform, people were gonna.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Wear it, thanks very much. I'd wear a tux.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, no, you wouldn't. I'd make sure that you had
that French And I get home from work every day
I want to ject Daniels and coke and.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I'll be like, I'll get you in the French made
uniform with a duster and I go, hey, could you
go and dust just the floor over there?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And then I'd wear a miniskirt and a pair of pumps.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
And be like just hanging brain.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Delete that what's hanging brain? Too far? And you're you know,
good description.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I don't need to say that it was unnecessary anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Anyway, you need you need an assistant, Yeah, because I
can see you've got heaps of events coming up, hundreds
and what you're going to be doing is you're going
to be attempting to keep lots of different employees happy.
There will be expectations on you, and it's going to
be difficult.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I've got this new plan as I just look at
my New Zealand app and if there's a flight going somewhere,
I want to get on.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And I hope someone puts use in conjunction with your calendar,
because there's going to be events that you meant to
be going to that are not flight related.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Ones in Auckland yep, those ones a fuck. Yeah, So
you guys next week talking about wine.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Why are you guys getting all these jobs? You guys
are both busy at the moment. No one's coming to
me and asking me to do anything.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Wow, that's no surprises that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
So you're doing a whole bunch of mc good for you,
Meddie Yeah, and then Jerry, you're still sitting sharping. I
don't know how that's still going on. But I got
so much free time. If anyone wants me to do anything,
let me know.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Three free throw?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Would you would you be interested to put a French
maid's outfit on and run my calendar? They actually saw
this thing on Butler's and because there's so many incredibly
rich people in Silicon Valley and Parlo, Alto and you
know outside San Francisco, and butlers are in great demand
(12:49):
and they get paid a shipload of money. How much
does the butler get, Well, the butler in this in
this particulars one hundred and fifty grand a year US.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
That's good money butler, because he was running on the staff.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You have to run these huge houses they're building now
for these billionaires. They've got to run all the staff.
They've got to run. You know, you've got you've got chauffeurs,
you've got events coming through their house. You've got the gardens.
You've got to run the gardening staff. As you're actually
running a major back in the day, that's what it
was like, you know, and downtown heavy type places.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Back in the day.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
The butler was actually quite a well paid person. He
actually was in charge everything, you know, he was a boss.
So butler is actually a good profession if you want
to get into it.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Meshi, I listened. I mean I had to do this
again on this podcast. But kind of recycling the rests
history content. They've got a great episode on servants. Yeah,
it talks about the origins of butlers and stuff like that.
But even only one hundred years ago, the idea of
being a but I think now if you bring up
if you said to someone that I was a butler,
it would almost be looked down as a as a
bad job or something like that. But it was once,
(13:51):
even only a hundred years ago, it was a very
popular job and everyone either you were a butler or
you had a butler. It was kind of the vibe.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Everyone wanted to be. Like when I was a Kurd,
if someone said what do you want to be when
you grow up? I would have liked to have been
a chauffeur. They always liked us watching these TV programs. Yeah,
I agree, heart to heart, Like Max, my name is
Max Na mister h is butler. No was his butler
or was his chauffeur butler Max? Anyway, I like the
(14:19):
idea of that. Like you sit around most of your
time just driving around, especially nowadays with your mobile phone
because you can just watch like live sport and stuff
when you're sitting and waiting. Can you fart me through
the system? Please mess you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I'm assuming that means put your audio from your computer
through the system.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
You're correct. Here we go, there we go. You through
the system.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
This is my bo Jonathan h Yeah, made millionaires. Quite
a guy.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Great pipe from Max.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
This is missus Ah, she's gorgeous. She's one lady and
knows how to take care of herself. By the way,
my name is Max. I don't care of both of them,
which easy because Matt I'm gonna get.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Shit. Yeah, jeez, could they play that passa that way?
How much cocaine is going on in the stand? That's
the show was basically run on cocaine, and of course
the job and heart Yeah, killed his wife and me.
Robert Wagner, Yeah, yeah, allegedly. Is he still a light?
(15:37):
Can I say that is he did?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Now?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Now he's still alive as you just said that. It
was a shot of him on a boat because him
and Christopher Walken. Yes, so there was three of them
out on the boat. Yep, there was Robert Wagner.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yep, big star in the nineteen seventies eighties.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It sounds like a joke, is it, like rebelonder b.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Robert Wagner the boat.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood were out on a boat
drinking booze Worth, Christopher Walken.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
They were staying overnight when they were away for the
weekend or something.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
And let's just say Christopher Walken and Robert Wagner came back.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yep. Natalie would not so much. Never came back. And
the thing was, the theory was that they put her
in a there was a disagreement, but she ended up
in the dinghy out the back and then she fell
out of the dinghy and drowned. There was a lot
of arguments. This was the story. What's on.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
November twenty nine, nineteen eighty one, Would died under mysterious
circumstances at the age of forty three. During the making
of Brainstorms. She had been on a weekend boat trip
to Santa Catalina Island on board her husband, Robert Wagner's
fifty eight foot moti yacht Splendor.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So this was a real So as you were talking
about that, I thought that was the premise to the
TV show. So this was what was going on behind
the scenes.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well yeah, yeah, think because when they met it was
moda other than oddly enough.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Although it was Stephanie Powers on the show. Other than
the fact that shed many of the circumstances unknown. For example,
it was never It has never been determined how she
entered the water. Wood was with Wagner, Brainstorm co star
Christopher Walken, and Splendor's captain Dennis Darvin. On the evening
of November twenty eighth, authorities recovered her body.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Where was Max? I was looking after myself. I was
looking after missus h She's a swell girl. Now there's
one lady that really knows how to look after herself.
I smoke a lot of cigars.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Authorities recovered her body at eight am on November twenty ninth,
one mile away from the boat, with a small Valiant
brand inflatable dinghy beach nearby. Wagner said that she was
not with him when he went to bed. The topsy
report revealed that she had bruises on her body at arms,
as well as an abrasion on her left cheek not
but cheek mass grow up, but no indication as to
(17:49):
how or when the injuries occurred.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So right.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Darvin had previously stated that Wood and Wagner argued that evening,
which Wagner did not at the time, and his memoir
Pieces of My Heart, Wagner admitted that he had an argument.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
With Wood before she disappeared.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
The autops to be found that woods blood alcohol content
was zero point one four and that there were traces
of motion sickness, pills and a paint color and her bloodstream,
both of which increased the effects of alcohol. So what
they say is that I think they say that she
got really angry and gone in the boat. She was
yelling at life and the dinghy yeah, and then that
floated off and then she drowned. Other people are saying
(18:27):
that it was moda, it was modo.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
What was allegedly TV show called Heart to Heart. Yeah,
they investigated murders and his career was like he was
a huge star, Robert Wagner at the time. Yeah, and
then after that things went a little bit quiet. Well,
he was on Austin Powers, yes, but he was number
two on Astin before Austin Powers, which is what early
nineties ninety two.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
In twenty eighteen, Wagner was named as a person of
interest by the police in investigation that was still going
all those years later, you know, close to forty years later.
The police stated that they know that Wagner was the
last person to be with Wood before she disappeared. In
a two thousand and eight report the Los Angeles Time,
so did the Curenter's report from two thousand and THENTY
by saying that would had unexplained fresh bruising on her
(19:09):
right ar for her left wrist and her right knee,
a scratch on her neck, and a superficial scrape on
her forehead.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Official said that it is possible that she was assaulted
before she drank. There is a chance that she was
assaulted before she's drowned. There was a chance, definitely that
she was it was foul play. There's also a chance
that she did go on that boat and drown, but
mysterious circumstances. You have to say, yeah, jeez, Robert Wagner.
(19:38):
If I was Robert Wagner in that situation and my
partner told me the same thing happened to her, you'd think,
boy boy, I'm going to be lucky to get away
with this. It looks like murder.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
What about when you left me hanging out the back
of your boat and a tender with no gas in
the bloody meant to you just did more money to
use the tender proper You meant you had all those
people on it. You're sole charge of that you can
from that little ship. I had to get on the disaster.
I had to get on the oars because because you
hadn't row as a captain of the ship, you hadn't
put any boody guests in the in the outboard motor.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
This is the first ERA, first and last time you
kept in the ship. And then I'm in a peris
situation out in the surf. What do I look back
see Jeremy and Tulsi pointing and laughing. Is that what
you actually saw? It was pretty funny, So sorry, it
was pretty funny. I have never seen someone row so
badly in on my life. I was drug. Were you
looking up for the kens as well? He was going
(20:30):
in circles. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Well, the bloody oars kept and kept coming out of
the thing. On one side you got to click them
in the other day. There was a lot I had
to do, but one one thing you needed to do
was refill the bloody fuel.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
And so you said it was using ERA.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
But when I finally got back to the boat right,
we put more fuel and miraculously the.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Engine starts working. I think it was using ERA one
plus one ECH was two. Jerry, I think it was
you're the Robert Wagner. Oh ye New Zealand broadcast nobody
luckily in your situation. I tell her, a friendship died.
Your dignity died, my dignity, made yourself my dignity just
(21:09):
took a hat. But my our friendship died that day. Guy.
It was funny. We told him that. So much joy
just watching you getting absolutely nowhere for ages.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
The other day you asked me, Mattie, you were you
were texting We're talking about the podcast, Yeah, and we
were saying, you know, maybe we should have a look
at doing another four part investigation something. What what can
we do next on the podcast to keep people engaged?
And maybe your four part investigation into what we're talking
about here, that's heart to heart situation.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh yeah, situation.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I mean people need to know.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh, Stuart Grieve reached out to me. I did he? Yeah?
What for?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
So he was the lawyer that we talked about a lot,
we talked to, we talked a lot about because he
was the lawyer for Renee Chignall in the Peter Pummey
Walker case.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
So I'm meeting him for a coffee.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Be careful.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
He's excited. Hout interesting I am.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
In the case you're going to see you become a
weird that we've done this thing, I'd.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Be careful we might be taking some kind of legal
standing against you after what Yeah, after the podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I think he liked my line. Chris Harder, worked harder,
but Stuart Grieve works smarter.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I mean that is a great line.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Jerry. Well, you would look at Stuart Greeve's career and
you would say, yes.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Well, what I would also say is that maybe he
wants totep me up because I accused him of running
a rug.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
He does not have a rug, and I told you
I know he does not have a rug.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I walked those I walked those comments back. It was
just that he's got such a good hit of here
and it goes solid and it's and there's no signs
of retreating, and so look, I look, I jumped to
a conclusion and I made an accusation that wasn't based
on fact, and I have walked that back.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Good for you, man. It's easy to do that, though,
wasn't it to distrust a good hea to hear at the.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Age of.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
There's actually a movie that you can watch, a documentary
called I think it's called who killed Natalie? Would misleading
titles these documentaries? And if you say who killed Natalie?
Would you were saying someone killed Natalie? Would you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, Like if the documents called did Natalie Wood get
person and fall off the boat? Then that would be
kind of make more sense. Wuldn't it all right?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
All right? What are we with that?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh? Hang on, we never got to the whole fucking
point of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh we don't even have to now. I mean we
were going to come back to it today. Yesterday we
talked at extensive length about this new offering that we
have from the manageriy S so where you can pay
a hundred bucks for us to do kind of personalized messages.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
For people will say your name and what you want
to say, and then we'll go into an ah year
and let's get busy in and a year.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I mean, we had there was so much quality there, Yeah,
that maybe we should just leave it for today and
I can contact the person that we spoke about yesterday
regarding a pregnancy announcement. Yeah, and we could do that
on Monday maybe, Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, is that okay with you? Boys? Yeah? Hold people
over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
That's right. I still think that it'll be valid. I
think she'll still be pregnant or our fingers crossed on Monday,
so we'll come back to that. Then things crossed, of course,
all right, apologies to her, but I'll reach out by
a message.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
All Right, you guys said enough, you're happy with that.
I don't know fellas you're happy with that.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Jerry, Yeah, Jerry, you'd be fucking heavy with anything I am.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I'm very easily easily contented you to be happy if
I drowned off the bang of your boat, that's what
you would be heavy about it. You would it looked
like you wanted me to drown. All right. Anyway, I'm
not a small man. I let these things go, and
I've managed to move on and.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Keeping a professional relationship going in a pleasant manner.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I never bring it up. I'm not chewing on that.
I have not chewed on that for five years.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
All right, Okay, since it's a Friday, get this up here.
It's time for Matt and Jerry's to your face off Fridays. Sorry,
that's just still there on the button bar from about
three years ago.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
All right then, okay, okay, catch bye seem busy. Who
will become Miss Wellingingen nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
A friend of the Buttons.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I can tell you for a chicken. Yeah right, I'll oh,
I have written up, written up. Fucker, do you want
to do the first? Get upset when they came across
some delis and the chemists warehouse or something?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
On the latest Mantain Enery podcast, Why did Mason's.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Daughter get no? Come on?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
On the Lattest Manta Jerry Podcast, Why did Mason's daughter
get so upset when they came across some dillys in
a chemist warehouse at Sylvia Park.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Plus, we answer the question what to share all the
cleaner Robert Wagner and Matt Heath's rowing technique Heaven Common
the Heath. No, it's not, it's not the met Heath Thrisher.
The Mantain Jerry Podcast Turn you pods out every weekday
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Speaker 1 (26:02):
Tell a friend, I'm not super happy with the wording
of that daughter coming across and get up.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
A good work fellows, good week?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
All right, have a good week in good good I
might leave that in the podcast. Actually, why not that's
fun for the whole family.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily
Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio
Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get barred up about anyway,
Sit to download, like, subscribe, writer, review, all those great things.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
It really helps myself.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
And Jerry and to a lesser extent, mess and ruder.
If you want to discuss anything raised in this pod,
check out the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group.
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book A Life is
Punishing Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is
out now get it wherever you get your books, or
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you go. Lise, please please give them a taste of
(27:01):
Kiwi from me.
Okay, that's fire this up, Hey, that's far up the Greg.
It's okay the Gregg.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Gid B.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
That's the nineteenth of July twenty twenty four. Welcome all
you bespokey donkies to the men. Jerry Bespoke Daily Pod, Caspoom.
We've got a huge show organized few today the Dady
We Spoke Podcast, a huge show.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Masha asked the question why are there dillies in the
chemist warehouse? What?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I think that's a great question. So a mother has
found a dilly in the Sylvia Park chemist Warehouse. It's
not an abandoned dilly. It's not a used dilly. It's
not a dilly that's just been put on the shelf
for a joke. It's a dilly in plastic, yes, ready
for sale, bright colors. It has freaked her the f out,
(01:28):
she said, and I quote, I can't do nothing about this.
I have to do something. She immediately called the Herald.
Instead of seeing the dilly.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The first thing you do.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Her daughter had seen the dilly. Yeah, sixteen year old daughter.
She'll never recover. No, she'll never recover no, possibly not.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So she calls the Herald. Then she calls the police.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, and I mean, god forbid, this woman finds out
what her daughter's doing in Espeare's High. First of all,
she's sixteen in a woman, And I'm not sisting anything.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
But look, she's seen some of them, some of the
filth that we are all carrying around at our fingertips
on our phones. Has this woman seen some of the
filth that's free, that you can access for free on
the internet, just on your phone? What's using your data? Yeah?
What about all?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Has she seen all the suppositories lined up in the
chemous warehouse? Because that I mean, is there anything closer
to Delly than a suppository?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
They're the same thing. What about? Hey, I made this.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I made this great joke. I made this great joke
when I was an arrow town I want to car. Actually,
I was driving along. I was driving along.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
This is going to suck. I just feel absolutely suck.
And and wait before you tell it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, if this isn't a good joke, yeah, the podcast
today is going to be five minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm giving up.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't have any room today.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, well, listen to this joke without prejudice.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, it's because I know you guys don't like me
as a person, and so just imagine it's someone that
you love and want to cherish. That says this joke.
So we're driving along. We're driving along and this one
and that's beside me, she says. She says to me
in the car, she says.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What's a woman doing beside you? When this woman? When?
Why is this woman beside you? Is one of the
who's this woman? Who's the woman? It's just a woman?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Know what's going on here? I've done it before, a
bit of a road trip situation. You start kind of undoing, you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Get a hitchhiker. No, look, who is this woman? The
woman is not important. She is important, She's very important.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Per said, She's not important. Ship.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
The woman is not important to the story except for
she said she saw this tree and it was in
this funny shape. Like what was the shape was like,
I was kind of delay shaped?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Is that what she said? No? She well, we both
laughed at it was a funny joke from the woman. Yeah,
the joke was me.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I said, I see quick as a quick as a
quick as a whip, you know, quick as a whip,
I see, I said, she is it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm not sure what is that quick as a snake,
quick as a brown fox jumping over a lazy dog, quick.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
As you like, quick as you like, I retort, Yeah,
it's a supposit tree.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I know I'm quite.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Heavy with that. No, that's good, that's good. I'm good.
I'm getting a round of applause up for that one.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
YEA is my clapping button just a sick and.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Quick as you like? I retorted, it's a supposit tree.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Like if we're telling jokes. Yeah, I hit Jerry with
a crack of this morning, here we go, here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Here we get. You're not going to retail us. I'm
seriously going to retell this joke. I'm actually looking forward
to this love. I would leave this joke out. Okay,
we get what I can be. I suppose you can.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You can make sure that your fingers are on the applause.
But I know this is going to be good.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
This morning, driving driving to work, I couldn't help but
notice the fog. Yeah, I think Jesus fuck. And I
came in this morning and I said to Jerry, I say,
this is good.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
To be good? This is I says, I says, I says,
as and you're trying to think of what the joke
is you can't remember it, Jerry, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
God tried to catch that fog this morning, and then
there was silence, and then I sees to Jerry, I
says the Jerry, but I missed a.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
No, I don't know if I, Jerry, I tried to
catch fold this morning, but you missed you I got it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a pun. Yeah, it's good like Matt's supposit tree,
which is still good. By the way, it is still
good puns. Puns. Good puns are not fun a quick
as you like you love sucker.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, I mean if you never told a pun and
thought that was amusing.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Really, I don't like puns. God like, I gotta say.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Because I have had my troubles with hemorrhoids, suppositories were
on my mind.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Which did it? Did?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Hell helped me put the two things together because I
was thinking about suppositories.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You know that's good, Jerry, you got any I don't
because you don't tell Joe.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, don't change. I've never told jokes, Jerry. If you
ever shoved in a disco biscuit up your crack.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh of course I'm a crack, all right, And you're
judging our jokes and you're an addict.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, I'm an addict's what does that make me an addict?
You're an addict.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You're such a bad addict that when you're cleaner, she
the cleaner brings you when you ask for a cup
of Tina biscuit.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Curse Cheryl the cleaner is your mouth doesn't well. It
is confusing. That cleaner doesn't bring me food. She's not
a she's not a cleans the house. Do you have
a dishwasher in your kitchen? She's a woman. Cheryl's a woman.
You can't just call her a dishwasher. My god, Jerry, no,
(06:48):
I'm not call her a dishwasher in your kitchen. She's
got a bloody name. Cheryl doesn't do the dishes. How
do you Cheryl does not do the dishes. Cheryl cleans
the house's housekeeper. She's not a she's not a. She
doesn't doses, shouldn't do. She doesn't make beds.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Do you still make your dress up in that kind of.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
French maid's outfit, Cheryl? They don't call it feral Cheryl
for nothing. She doesn't dress up in French maid's outfits. Okay,
shall we take a butler and is ferrial Cheryl not
a pun feral Cheryl. It's just rhymes rhyme.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
So we'll take a break and then we'll come back
with more insights into Cheryl. One of Jerry's mini staff
at his ponts and bee manship. She should we we
should actually go through with the staff and what you
think about them. Okay, we'll start with Tulsa. That piece
that's buttling for you Jesus, and we're back.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
There's a butter butler, buttle a butler? What's what are
your butler?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Because if someone's doing something like you know, like you're
a cobbler and you're a driver.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, so a butler? Butler? What's butler? I don't know.
Good question, there's not now there's no nobody's got a
butler anymore, do they? Your mate's got a butler. Yeah,
I've got a friend with the butler, but there's not.
Not many people run a but.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You called on something else, don't you, assistant?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
God, I'd love to have a.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Pall you recently got you recently got one.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You've recently acquired one. Look, how do you know?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'd love the same to be fair?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Doesn't want a PA just runs your calendar and such.
I know you need one. You're actually your life would
be so much easier if you had one.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I was on the phone yesterday with todd Estell, Oh,
total good man, Great New Zealander, and we're doing an
event together, and.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Christch the Toddy PIXI can boy the Australian content, no
black cap Todd oh the league Spinbola Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Rhaps a good legie.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Are you you're doing an event with todd Estell? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I don't call him the third Leggie for nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, any rest, great, Great New Zealand. You called Americ Trump.
You said he looked like Eric Trump with you called
Americ Trump. He's a great man. But anyway, are you
doing an event with Eric Trump? For well?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Anyway, there was all kinds of problems because I've got
I've got a lot of events around the country that
I'm doing and I talk about four phone calls of
booking flights for us to do this event, and then
me saying I can't do it, and then he said
what about the footy? And then I was like the
footy and he goes, oh, you're commentating a game of
football in this town on that day, And I was like,
(09:34):
how can todd estall know more about my calendar than me.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh that's not good.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Instantly, after about fifteen seconds discussing it, he's already pulling
out the clash that I hadn't noticed.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Do you know I noticed something about your calendar yesterday
because we're sorting out some calendar things, say, and I
think part of your problem is the type of calendar
you're running. So I looked at you. You run it
on I'm running the like a you're talking about the purchase. No,
you run it like a like a like a document
that just has dates and days and it's just linear
(10:06):
and it just goes down, so it's not actually on
a physical calendar, doesn't have numbers with July at the
top of it one to three, four, five, six, and
then a little dot beside each one. I've stead you're
running a thing that's like it's just actually just words
all down on a you know, from top to bottom.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Like word you're looking for is list?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
A list? Yes, thank you? Thanks? Sorry that Yeah, you're
running it like a list. Your calendar can't be a list.
That's too confusing.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, I see. Actually how you've got there though.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
And you've got all these events. This is not good
for you you need someone to help.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You, just to clarify, and you're looking for word because
now I could do with the executive assistant butler. How
much would I have to pay you for you to
be my Butler's you? Because you'd be he'd be a
good butler. Can you mention if someone knocks on the
door of your house and this piece answers in a
French maid uniform, people were gonna.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Wear it, thanks very much. I'd wear a tux.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, no, you wouldn't. I'd make sure that you had
that French And I get home from work every day
I want to ject Daniels and coke and.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I'll be like, I'll get you in the French made
uniform with a duster and I go, hey, could you
go and dust just the floor over there?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And then I'd wear a miniskirt and a pair of pumps.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
And be like just hanging brain.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Delete that what's hanging brain? Too far? And you're you know,
good description.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I don't need to say that it was unnecessary anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Anyway, you need you need an assistant, Yeah, because I
can see you've got heaps of events coming up, hundreds
and what you're going to be doing is you're going
to be attempting to keep lots of different employees happy.
There will be expectations on you, and it's going to
be difficult.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I've got this new plan as I just look at
my New Zealand app and if there's a flight going somewhere,
I want to get on.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And I hope someone puts use in conjunction with your calendar,
because there's going to be events that you meant to
be going to that are not flight related.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Ones in Auckland yep, those ones a fuck. Yeah, So
you guys next week talking about wine.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Why are you guys getting all these jobs? You guys
are both busy at the moment. No one's coming to
me and asking me to do anything.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Wow, that's no surprises that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
So you're doing a whole bunch of mc good for you,
Meddie Yeah, and then Jerry, you're still sitting sharping. I
don't know how that's still going on. But I got
so much free time. If anyone wants me to do anything,
let me know.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Three free throw?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Would you would you be interested to put a French
maid's outfit on and run my calendar? They actually saw
this thing on Butler's and because there's so many incredibly
rich people in Silicon Valley and Parlo, Alto and you
know outside San Francisco, and butlers are in great demand
(12:49):
and they get paid a shipload of money. How much
does the butler get, Well, the butler in this in
this particulars one hundred and fifty grand a year US.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
That's good money butler, because he was running on the staff.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You have to run these huge houses they're building now
for these billionaires. They've got to run all the staff.
They've got to run. You know, you've got you've got chauffeurs,
you've got events coming through their house. You've got the gardens.
You've got to run the gardening staff. As you're actually
running a major back in the day, that's what it
was like, you know, and downtown heavy type places.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Back in the day.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
The butler was actually quite a well paid person. He
actually was in charge everything, you know, he was a boss.
So butler is actually a good profession if you want
to get into it.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Meshi, I listened. I mean I had to do this
again on this podcast. But kind of recycling the rests
history content. They've got a great episode on servants. Yeah,
it talks about the origins of butlers and stuff like that.
But even only one hundred years ago, the idea of
being a but I think now if you bring up
if you said to someone that I was a butler,
it would almost be looked down as a as a
bad job or something like that. But it was once,
(13:51):
even only a hundred years ago, it was a very
popular job and everyone either you were a butler or
you had a butler. It was kind of the vibe.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Everyone wanted to be. Like when I was a Kurd,
if someone said what do you want to be when
you grow up? I would have liked to have been
a chauffeur. They always liked us watching these TV programs. Yeah,
I agree, heart to heart, Like Max, my name is
Max Na mister h is butler. No was his butler
or was his chauffeur butler Max? Anyway, I like the
(14:19):
idea of that. Like you sit around most of your
time just driving around, especially nowadays with your mobile phone
because you can just watch like live sport and stuff
when you're sitting and waiting. Can you fart me through
the system? Please mess you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I'm assuming that means put your audio from your computer
through the system.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
You're correct. Here we go, there we go. You through
the system.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
This is my bo Jonathan h Yeah, made millionaires. Quite
a guy.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Great pipe from Max.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
This is missus Ah, she's gorgeous. She's one lady and
knows how to take care of herself. By the way,
my name is Max. I don't care of both of them,
which easy because Matt I'm gonna get.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Shit. Yeah, jeez, could they play that passa that way?
How much cocaine is going on in the stand? That's
the show was basically run on cocaine, and of course
the job and heart Yeah, killed his wife and me.
Robert Wagner, Yeah, yeah, allegedly. Is he still a light?
(15:37):
Can I say that is he did?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Now?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Now he's still alive as you just said that. It
was a shot of him on a boat because him
and Christopher Walken. Yes, so there was three of them
out on the boat. Yep, there was Robert Wagner.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yep, big star in the nineteen seventies eighties.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It sounds like a joke, is it, like rebelonder b.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Robert Wagner the boat.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood were out on a boat
drinking booze Worth, Christopher Walken.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
They were staying overnight when they were away for the
weekend or something.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
And let's just say Christopher Walken and Robert Wagner came back.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yep. Natalie would not so much. Never came back. And
the thing was, the theory was that they put her
in a there was a disagreement, but she ended up
in the dinghy out the back and then she fell
out of the dinghy and drowned. There was a lot
of arguments. This was the story. What's on.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
November twenty nine, nineteen eighty one, Would died under mysterious
circumstances at the age of forty three. During the making
of Brainstorms. She had been on a weekend boat trip
to Santa Catalina Island on board her husband, Robert Wagner's
fifty eight foot moti yacht Splendor.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So this was a real So as you were talking
about that, I thought that was the premise to the
TV show. So this was what was going on behind
the scenes.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well yeah, yeah, think because when they met it was
moda other than oddly enough.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Although it was Stephanie Powers on the show. Other than
the fact that shed many of the circumstances unknown. For example,
it was never It has never been determined how she
entered the water. Wood was with Wagner, Brainstorm co star
Christopher Walken, and Splendor's captain Dennis Darvin. On the evening
of November twenty eighth, authorities recovered her body.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Where was Max? I was looking after myself. I was
looking after missus h She's a swell girl. Now there's
one lady that really knows how to look after herself.
I smoke a lot of cigars.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Authorities recovered her body at eight am on November twenty ninth,
one mile away from the boat, with a small Valiant
brand inflatable dinghy beach nearby. Wagner said that she was
not with him when he went to bed. The topsy
report revealed that she had bruises on her body at arms,
as well as an abrasion on her left cheek not
but cheek mass grow up, but no indication as to
(17:49):
how or when the injuries occurred.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So right.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Darvin had previously stated that Wood and Wagner argued that evening,
which Wagner did not at the time, and his memoir
Pieces of My Heart, Wagner admitted that he had an argument.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
With Wood before she disappeared.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
The autops to be found that woods blood alcohol content
was zero point one four and that there were traces
of motion sickness, pills and a paint color and her bloodstream,
both of which increased the effects of alcohol. So what
they say is that I think they say that she
got really angry and gone in the boat. She was
yelling at life and the dinghy yeah, and then that
floated off and then she drowned. Other people are saying
(18:27):
that it was moda, it was modo.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
What was allegedly TV show called Heart to Heart. Yeah,
they investigated murders and his career was like he was
a huge star, Robert Wagner at the time. Yeah, and
then after that things went a little bit quiet. Well,
he was on Austin Powers, yes, but he was number
two on Astin before Austin Powers, which is what early
nineties ninety two.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
In twenty eighteen, Wagner was named as a person of
interest by the police in investigation that was still going
all those years later, you know, close to forty years later.
The police stated that they know that Wagner was the
last person to be with Wood before she disappeared. In
a two thousand and eight report the Los Angeles Time,
so did the Curenter's report from two thousand and THENTY
by saying that would had unexplained fresh bruising on her
(19:09):
right ar for her left wrist and her right knee,
a scratch on her neck, and a superficial scrape on
her forehead.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Official said that it is possible that she was assaulted
before she drank. There is a chance that she was
assaulted before she's drowned. There was a chance, definitely that
she was it was foul play. There's also a chance
that she did go on that boat and drown, but
mysterious circumstances. You have to say, yeah, jeez, Robert Wagner.
(19:38):
If I was Robert Wagner in that situation and my
partner told me the same thing happened to her, you'd think,
boy boy, I'm going to be lucky to get away
with this. It looks like murder.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
What about when you left me hanging out the back
of your boat and a tender with no gas in
the bloody meant to you just did more money to
use the tender proper You meant you had all those
people on it. You're sole charge of that you can
from that little ship. I had to get on the disaster.
I had to get on the oars because because you
hadn't row as a captain of the ship, you hadn't
put any boody guests in the in the outboard motor.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
This is the first ERA, first and last time you
kept in the ship. And then I'm in a peris
situation out in the surf. What do I look back
see Jeremy and Tulsi pointing and laughing. Is that what
you actually saw? It was pretty funny, So sorry, it
was pretty funny. I have never seen someone row so
badly in on my life. I was drug. Were you
looking up for the kens as well? He was going
(20:30):
in circles. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Well, the bloody oars kept and kept coming out of
the thing. On one side you got to click them
in the other day. There was a lot I had
to do, but one one thing you needed to do
was refill the bloody fuel.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
And so you said it was using ERA.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
But when I finally got back to the boat right,
we put more fuel and miraculously the.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Engine starts working. I think it was using ERA one
plus one ECH was two. Jerry, I think it was
you're the Robert Wagner. Oh ye New Zealand broadcast nobody
luckily in your situation. I tell her, a friendship died.
Your dignity died, my dignity, made yourself my dignity just
(21:09):
took a hat. But my our friendship died that day. Guy.
It was funny. We told him that. So much joy
just watching you getting absolutely nowhere for ages.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
The other day you asked me, Mattie, you were you
were texting We're talking about the podcast, Yeah, and we
were saying, you know, maybe we should have a look
at doing another four part investigation something. What what can
we do next on the podcast to keep people engaged?
And maybe your four part investigation into what we're talking
about here, that's heart to heart situation.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh yeah, situation.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I mean people need to know.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh, Stuart Grieve reached out to me. I did he? Yeah?
What for?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
So he was the lawyer that we talked about a lot,
we talked to, we talked a lot about because he
was the lawyer for Renee Chignall in the Peter Pummey
Walker case.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
So I'm meeting him for a coffee.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Be careful.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
He's excited. Hout interesting I am.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
In the case you're going to see you become a
weird that we've done this thing, I'd.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Be careful we might be taking some kind of legal
standing against you after what Yeah, after the podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I think he liked my line. Chris Harder, worked harder,
but Stuart Grieve works smarter.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I mean that is a great line.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Jerry. Well, you would look at Stuart Greeve's career and
you would say, yes.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Well, what I would also say is that maybe he
wants totep me up because I accused him of running
a rug.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
He does not have a rug, and I told you
I know he does not have a rug.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I walked those I walked those comments back. It was
just that he's got such a good hit of here
and it goes solid and it's and there's no signs
of retreating, and so look, I look, I jumped to
a conclusion and I made an accusation that wasn't based
on fact, and I have walked that back.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Good for you, man. It's easy to do that, though,
wasn't it to distrust a good hea to hear at the.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Age of.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
There's actually a movie that you can watch, a documentary
called I think it's called who killed Natalie? Would misleading
titles these documentaries? And if you say who killed Natalie?
Would you were saying someone killed Natalie? Would you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, Like if the documents called did Natalie Wood get
person and fall off the boat? Then that would be
kind of make more sense. Wuldn't it all right?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
All right? What are we with that?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh? Hang on, we never got to the whole fucking
point of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh we don't even have to now. I mean we
were going to come back to it today. Yesterday we
talked at extensive length about this new offering that we
have from the manageriy S so where you can pay
a hundred bucks for us to do kind of personalized messages.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
For people will say your name and what you want
to say, and then we'll go into an ah year
and let's get busy in and a year.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I mean, we had there was so much quality there, Yeah,
that maybe we should just leave it for today and
I can contact the person that we spoke about yesterday
regarding a pregnancy announcement. Yeah, and we could do that
on Monday maybe, Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, is that okay with you? Boys? Yeah? Hold people
over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
That's right. I still think that it'll be valid. I
think she'll still be pregnant or our fingers crossed on Monday,
so we'll come back to that. Then things crossed, of course,
all right, apologies to her, but I'll reach out by
a message.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
All Right, you guys said enough, you're happy with that.
I don't know fellas you're happy with that.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Jerry, Yeah, Jerry, you'd be fucking heavy with anything I am.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I'm very easily easily contented you to be happy if
I drowned off the bang of your boat, that's what
you would be heavy about it. You would it looked
like you wanted me to drown. All right. Anyway, I'm
not a small man. I let these things go, and
I've managed to move on and.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Keeping a professional relationship going in a pleasant manner.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I never bring it up. I'm not chewing on that.
I have not chewed on that for five years.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
All right, Okay, since it's a Friday, get this up here.
It's time for Matt and Jerry's to your face off Fridays. Sorry,
that's just still there on the button bar from about
three years ago.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
All right then, okay, okay, catch bye seem busy. Who
will become Miss Wellingingen nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
A friend of the Buttons.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I can tell you for a chicken. Yeah right, I'll oh,
I have written up, written up. Fucker, do you want
to do the first? Get upset when they came across
some delis and the chemists warehouse or something?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
On the latest Mantain Enery podcast, Why did Mason's.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Daughter get no? Come on?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
On the Lattest Manta Jerry Podcast, Why did Mason's daughter
get so upset when they came across some dillys in
a chemist warehouse at Sylvia Park.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Plus, we answer the question what to share all the
cleaner Robert Wagner and Matt Heath's rowing technique Heaven Common
the Heath. No, it's not, it's not the met Heath Thrisher.
The Mantain Jerry Podcast Turn you pods out every weekday
at eleven am on iHeart Radio or wherever you find
your pods.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Tell a friend, I'm not super happy with the wording
of that daughter coming across and get up.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
A good work fellows, good week?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
All right, have a good week in good good I
might leave that in the podcast. Actually, why not that's
fun for the whole family.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily
Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio
Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get barred up about anyway,
Sit to download, like, subscribe, writer, review, all those great things.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
It really helps myself.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
And Jerry and to a lesser extent, mess and ruder.
If you want to discuss anything raised in this pod,
check out the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group.
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book A Life is
Punishing Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is
out now get it wherever you get your books, or
just google the bastard. Anyway you seem busy, I'll let
you go. Lise, please please give them a taste of
(27:01):
Kiwi from me.
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