Joe Wheeler Gets Dropped - The Radio Highlights Pod September 13

Controversy on the show today, when Matt turns against one of his own teammates from The ACC Does A Game Of Two Halves.

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:33):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
If you get.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
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Speaker 2 (00:49):
Good Mightning. Welcome along to the Madden Gerry Show Friday,
the thirteenth of September twenty twenty four. My name's Jeremy
Wells and versus matd Heath, and.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
We've got a huge show today, not least of which
as you send it, will play at Fridays. What have
you send into the talkback function in the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
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Speaker 1 (01:08):
Little microphone icon will play between now and seven am unfettered.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
For the last month, we've been giving away one thousand
dollars a day from the twenty five K Fiddler. Someone's
been fiddling, playing a fiddle inside of Radiohaddocke songs. Who
do you think? It was hard to know? I tell
you who It wasn't Pixie Campbell, right because I saw
him pick up a fiddle which just happened to be
lying around the office the other day. And that man

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cannot fiddle, right.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
He might be able to fiddle, but he can't tell
Yeah it Dillyan Studio be over there.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Dalley might be the fiddler.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, fiddler Dilly.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
We'll find out. Yeah. Anyway, later on today, make sure
you're listening out because if anyone fiddles during a song,
it's the last day of the twenty five k Fiddler.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, I've got a funny feeling. We'll be giving it
away in today's show. Also, we're going to celebrate the
wonderful world of New Zealand's oldest person a celebrated the birthday.
Oh really, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh best blessed, blessed, blessed of blessed.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
And I'm not sure if you're aware, but it's the
third Friday of the thirteenth today, Yeah, of October. Yeah, no,
it's September, thank god, September, thank god. The year is
twenty twenty four. Just so you know.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Sorry, yesterday about John bon Jovi from the band bon Jovi. Yeah,
from bears bon Jovi. Who came up with the name
bon Jovi?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
His parents?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, no, I mean band, his parents didn't come up
with that.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, yeah, they inherited the name. In stity, he had
a hit before he was in the band as John
bon Jovi, before he even formed a band. He had
a hit when he was really really young and as
John bon Jovi. And then when he formed a band,
he just called it Bonjo. Bonjo dropped the it's a
great name, but it's a great name. Turns out it's
a great name. I mean, it's a great surname.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Bon Jovi.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Do you know that all the other members of bon Jovi,
we're just employees, even Richie Sambora, they're just employees of
the band. They're not really members of the band. He
just pays them a wage. Oh yeah, he has kind
of always been a solo artist exports.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
He's a great songwriter. I certainly blood he is, no
doubt about it, very successful. He's also, it turns out,
a very good negotiator, because yesterday he was having doing
a photo shoots in Nashville on a bridge in central Nashville,
and there was a woman who was standing on the
bridge and it seemed like she was potentially contemplating jumping

(03:26):
off the bridge. And John bon Jovi was there, and
John bon Jovi went over and had a chat to her. Wow,
talked her down from his situation.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah. He approached a woman with a member of his
team while other people stayed behind him. He waved her low,
leaned across the railing, and began a conversation with the
distressed woman. No one said, no, he's exactly what he said.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
He said, I'm with half a billion dollars, I'll give
you a million to get off the rail.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
He may have done that. He may well have done
a good motivation. Yeah, but in the end, yeah, it
was it was all sort of out. The Metropolitan Nashville
Policeman gave a shout out to John bon Jovi and
his team for helping a woman in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Well, that's substincts that John bon Jovi's recording in Nashville again.
Would that mean another country album? Potentially Quiteville. Been to Nashville,
Never been to Nashville, been to Memphis. I'd love to
go to Nashville.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah. Isn't it interesting that in that state Tennessee, you've
got Nashville yep, and you've got Memphis.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, the two most musical towns argably in the world.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah. One's country and one's rock and roll in blues yeah,
and R and B yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
And they're not far from each other, are they? That
sort of you know, a couple of hours drive down
the road, down the road. But we went to Memphis
together and Memphis again. If ever you get the opportunity
to go to Memphis, if you're listening, go to Memphis.
Is it's not the first place that you think of
going in the States, But I'll tell you what. It's
got its own vibe, beautiful food.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, southern crazy, slow cock southern food. It's got the
whole rock.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
And roll Elvis history in there as well. It's also
got the Martin Luther King history with the Civil Rights Museum,
which is pretty freaking amazing. It is amazing, And it's
got a giant pyramid with alligators in it.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
That's right. Weird outdoor store.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, the biggest pyramid you've ever been in. But it
was an outdoor hunting and recreation.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Store and Beale Street it genuinely has feel to it
are a musical feel. It's hard to explain how that feels,
but it's everywhere around you.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh yeah, there's there's blues in every bar.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, so good on John bon Jovi.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, the Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
There he is John bon Jovi, man who saved a
woman yesterday who was contemplating something. Who knows what she
was commplating exactly, but she's on a bridge in Tennesseeville.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Do you think what saved her life was that she went,
oh my god, bon Jovi is talking to me.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, she may not have known John bon Jovi. Everyone
knows John bonjo Well, you know the songs, but you
don't necessarily know the face. And he looks slightly different
now than what he used to look.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, but it's interesting also that she was looking to
I guess take her own life so close to a
bon Jovi photoshet she was right quite the pery, She's
right beside the bon Jovi Photosoo.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, it just goes to show timing is everything, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, remember when Lowis Lane jumped off that building just
so Clark Kent would prove that he was Superman by
saving her. How could you forget? I'm not suggesting anything,
but let's go back to her house and see if
she's a bon Jovi fan already?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:20):
I see then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
So the ACC Presents Game of Two Halves is on
last night premier last night on Sky Sport two. I
was on it. You were on it.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
My team included Joey Wheeler and MICHAELA.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Blyde.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's not great New Zealanders. Such lovely people.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, they are lovely people. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
And it's just such a beautiful person and joe wheel
are very very funny niss.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, Michalla blythe Tolsey my partner mentioned noted immediately she said, wow,
what those arms? I know, But what a what an
anthlete she is.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
She's stunning human being. Yeah, stunning human being. She used
to have a fringe. Yeah, she's had banks who would
have thought bangs like CAZy. So were you happy with
your performance overall your team's performance or are you going
to take them out the back of the shed's maybe
give them a talking.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
To with how they're going.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I've dropped Joey Wheeler, have you, Yeah, because he didn't
know he was there for like provincial rugby. Yeah, and
he couldn't answer Lee Hart's question on the Randfilly Shield.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Well, this is going to be awkward because we've got
him on the phone at seven forty to talk about
the show and about the Randfilly Shield challenge that's coming
up this week.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
You're going to drop them live on the show. That
would be controversial. Coming up later in the show.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well, I'm not like, you know, one of those you know,
Steve Hanson center text kind of guys. I dropped someone.
I drop him to the face and explain why.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Face to phone. Okay, Well this is a great tea.
So coming up later in the show, Man Heath the
team captain of Team read.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah that's right for team or Team Matt Heath.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's autu called Okay, Team Matt Heath on the acc
Doars Game of two haves is going to drop one
of his team. Here was Joey Wheeler live on the radio.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
But to be fair, if I wasn't the captain, I
drop myself because I was the worst by far. But
you you're gonna drop yourself as well. Okay, You're going
to perform on yourself and then take out Joey Weader
as well.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
All right, Matt and Jerry Show Radio HDDICKI jeoy he
was mad.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Racky Breakfast Jerry and Massy Show.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
It's six eighty one time for your radio. Heard Aching
News Headlines with Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Wells a view that too many terminally ill people are
being denied the right to end their life. ACDMP Todd
Stevenson says a proposed bill has a proposed bill which
would mean a terminally ill person would no longer need
to prove they only have six months to live to
be eligible to be assisted to die.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
So complicated that a gray complicated area, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I wouldn't even dare to try and unpack.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
It's set to be a cold day for the bottom
of the South Island. There are heavy snow warnings in
place for South lond Otaga and the Canterbury high Country.
The snow warnings also applied to the Linders and Porters
Passes and the Crown Range and Milford Roads.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Ah, the Linda's Pass even been in on the Lindis particle.
Who've just been doing He's on his greatest route. But
the Lindas Pass on a hoar frost. Most beautiful thing
you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh, I love the Londas. So when you're talking about
the Lindas, you're talking about it goes from Terrace through
to the Mackenzie Country. Yeah, yeah, beautiful. There's a point
where you're driving and it looks like it's a it's
bag round kind of mountains, just full of tussock. Yeah,
that's right. There's that bit as well.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
And also there's there's the stuff around the hydro electrics,
and then there's the trees with the you know, the plains.
It's just freaking beautiful.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah. I think of the distance those bald hills of
the Lindas, I think there's no trees, just lights and
lots of beautiful orange tussock or how or how. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, that's that's that's sort of more mckensey country, isn't it,
but you go away through and go to Linda's passed
to get to the bloody yep.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
And in sport, the fourth day of New Zealand's one
off cricket match with Afghanistan at Greater Neiter near Delhi
has been written off and any chance of playing on
the fifth looks bleak for a fixture strangerly scheduled at
the end of the monsoon season. So apparently there have
been seven occasions where a Test match has been abandoned
without a single delivery being bold And the last time

(10:27):
it happened interesting in New Zealand were involved nineteen ninety
eight carres broken to need in India versus New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
That is quite amazing that it doesn't happen that often.
So that is you know, twenty six years since it
last happened.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
About two and a half thousand Test matches and this
is going to be the eighth time.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, Well, when you got five days, there's always time
for a bit of play somewhere. I mean, that was
the whole idea of the Test, not a single ball.
It's quite amazing, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, But I mean that you've got, you know, got
the combination of monsoon season and a field that was
like McLean Park and it's lack of interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
There was no drainage going on there. But I guess
in a place where you don't normally play in the
monsoon season and normally it's incredibly dry. Yeah, I mean
Deli's very very dry in the in the non rainy
season or so.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
No one cared about the Test match before it even started.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
You're not wanting drainage in those situations, I mean wanting
the opposite.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Is this in terms of is this the most low
wattage sports fixture, international sports fixture?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
It's fixture for a while. I would say in this situation,
it's God's will.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, I mean the question is why we're even playing Afghanistan.
I mean it's not going to that, but they're not
great people to tell.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Aboon then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
The Wonderful World of New Zealand's oldest person celebrates birthday.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yes, her name is Eileen Cars and she lives in
the Manawa II and she has turned one hundred and eleven.
She's New Zealand's oldest person. Wow, it's quite impressive. One
hundred and eleven.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Well, that's what Bilbo Beggins is turning in and the
fellowship the ring, isn't he one hundred? Was it one
hundred and eleveny?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
What's one hundred and eleveny?

Speaker 1 (12:08):
That just that one one one right, one hundred and eleventy.
He describes that it's his birthdays and now Bilbo's birthday
is the one one one at the start of the
bloody yeah, bloody yeah, Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
So good on Bibot Bilbo. Eileen was born the year
after the Titanic sink and obviously a year before the
start of World War One, so a long time ago, Eileen.
She obviously she's lived through a war, She's lived through pandemics,
the Great Depression, global financial crisis, she's outlift her husband

(12:38):
and one of her two sons, sadly, and every prime
minister who served during the first seventy seven years of
her life. She was born in Torkamato, and interestingly she
doesn't have a line on her face. Oh, she's got
fantastic scale. And she puts that down to the Johnson
and Johnson baby oil which she's put on her skin.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's eighty years is that still available? Johnson and Johnson
baby early she loves the Johnson and Johnson baby mister babies.
She's no baby, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
She's the oldest person in Oceania, so good on her.
She's older than the oldest Australian.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, okay, oh, get my taste. The oldest person living
in the world at the moment is a Japanese woman
called por Mukel and she's one hundred and sixteen. Yeah,
that's from one in nineteen oh eight. My god, she
would have seen a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah. And the oldest living person ever is Jong calement Were,
the French woman who was born. She was one hundred
and twenty two when she died from a flood of
the concords. Not no, not Jermaine Clement. I know that's
slight different around person. He's not as old as that
one hundred and twenty two she was. Was she one?
And there's a lot of questions over whether she was

(13:50):
or not. Yea, I will just say that she was
might as well. Records were a little bit different one
hundred and twenty two years so she died. She was
born in the eighteen seventies.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Bilbo Baggins. He describes one hundred and eleven years old
and in the hobbit world as eleventy one alas, eleventy
one years is far too short a time to live
among such excellent and admirable Hobbits. I don't know half
of you, half as well as I should like, and
I like less than half of you, half as well
as you deserve. That's what he says in his bloody speech,

(14:20):
Old Bill Well. The woman is eleventy oneth birthday, Aileen.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Cars is an interesting situation where some of her grandchildren
are in their sixties. Yeah, she's that's quite weird. She's deaf, Yeah,
but she still knows exactly what's going on. She knew
it was her birthday.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah. So it's interesting being the second oldest person in
the country because you're just sitting there.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
Like.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Sitting there, You're just sitting there waiting for your time
to shine, like you know, the runner up in a
Miss Universe pageant, Oh you reckon?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
One day you might see the second oldest person making
their way to the retirement village of the oldest person
with a hello.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, and that sort of.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Reason.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Being the oldest person comes with a lot of spoils,
doesn't it. You get a lot of attention. You know
a lot of opportunities in life. You know, it opens
a lot of doors for you. I don't think she
cares that.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I don't think she's just living.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
You think the ambition has gone in your life.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I think she's just living. One hundred and eleven. Good
on your Isilane. Come on, Eileen, Come on, Iileen for
your pardon, Come on, Eileen. Let's get two one hundred
and twelve, Jesus come on. Eleventy one years the Mat
and Jerry Show comcast putting the call out there on
eight hundred HARDECHI anyone who's got snow going on at

(15:40):
the moment. I just having to look at my weather
rap there and it looks like a whole lot of
snow forecast for the lower South Island will certainly central
Otago and then up through into South Canterbury. Wow, all
the way up to Kattian, or not necessarily all the
way up to Katy. Jacob, good morning from the man,
Which is there snow your way? Not that I can

(16:00):
see right? What's happening your way? Jacob?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I'm just heading into Cardas at the moment, got a
trade breakfast on some bit of a feed and yeah,
I hope you get some free stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
What part of moneth or two? Are you in part
of the Pami North Classic North all Day? Yeah, PAMMI
hard mate, beautiful army, hard mate.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
You know I'm just looking here, Jacob. And you can
expect some showers today, actually some showers. They'll be coming
in around about twelve o'clock. And you've got a little
bit of a northwester and higher fourteen.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
So this is we're running. We're running like a weather line,
so you can ring anyone and we'll give you the weather.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, just a couple of showers, Jacob, and nothing nothing
serious and that should be that should be all done
by about two thirty. Actually sounds good to hide away
inside them. Yeah, although a bit of a wet weekend
certainly tonight Friday nights going to rain about ten o'clock
and then all the way through into the Ulias. Although
before the sun comes up, looks like it stopped raining.
So have a great one that's personalized weather.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Tell you what I'm planning a wet wear, wet weekend imeer.
What's happening from the sky?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Are you? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Wet weeking?

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Really? Are you getting you beeck on the booze massively.
It's been a couple of weeks you've been there, had
a couple of weeks off. Yeah, be careful massively on
the hone layer base. Yeah suh.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
I'm going out across church for the better Man. The
better Man pub quiz. Okay, tonight I might have one.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
One one wee weekend.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
That's a wet weekend.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
One bottle, one bottle, one forty ounce.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Of I just have wondering. It's one one two five
gin from the bottlestore and the way to the airport right.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Great work flying away at the Inn by super Grid.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
They had so many ideas on them, didn't they?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
They did any They were full of youthful exuberance and
plans down in the musical room at what school that
Selle So in college? So in college? Yeah, great music room,
it's sell in college. I ran into someone the other
day that was the music teacher at Selwyn College and
I said, you've got a storied history, said yes we do.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Oh really, okay, not Sacred Heart. The Sacred Heart is.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
The one the dudes. Yeah, sorry, the dudes and and
and yeah, the funds.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah, a lot of people and then of course there
was Tucker Puna Grammar over the shore and that was
like Lord and the checks, Morris and mcarchy. Morris went
to McCartney went there, John Paul McCartney, Melissa McCartney, mcartney, Eliza,
Eliza McCartney. Yeah, the pole Voter, Eliza McCartney, Eliza McCartney. Yeah,

(18:52):
she went so not the McCartney musical mccanney, A different
sort of thing. Here's a text on three four three.
It's been dump and snow and McCrae's still going strong.
That's in the White Tacky Valley. That's from Tom.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
How amusing is that that to this day we call
a dump when it's the snow dump, big dump and
burg dump, big dump.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I think people waking up this morning in Queenston. Yes,
snowing in Queenston, snowing and Warnica and then all through
the McKenzie country and it's moving. It's hidden north that snow.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Have you heard the controversy in Queenstown they're looking at
opening the third brothel in town. Rubbish, I mean strip club,
not brothel.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Here's Chris from Warnaica morning. Chris, have they got any
brothels and.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Waker Uh well not Yeah, I think McDonald's just tune
up here, so I've heard that that might come along
with it. They still have a display for my book
and the window of the paper plus and Wanica. Uh
do you just have seen that? I haven't seen it.
Could you just do a drive by and get back
to us on there? You're right, yep, no worries.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
How's the weather looking, Chris? Is at snowing? It's sleeting sleeting, right,
it's just a bit too warm, but up on the
Crown Range be snowing. It should be snowing up there.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, I think I think it will be definitely some
good snow up there.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, so just just a fraction not quite below freezing
at the moment, so maybe I'm looking there on my
app this is one degree, so it's just a little
bit too although normally if you've got one degree, you're
probably there's sleep, doesn't that one degree?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, it's a good it's a good sleep.

Speaker 8 (20:20):
It's sort of just running down the windows.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
It's not building up on the ground, but you know,
it's enough.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I've got a question for you, Chris.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
How long have you been in one A couple? Uh?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah, a year and a half.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
A year and a half. Have you just discovered the
dark heart of one yet.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
The dark head.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
A little bit?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, there's a bit of a dark side you want
to go for.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
You're there for a while. Isn't it the mountains they're
closing around you? Just be careful, you look after yourself. Chris.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
You makes feel good all right? Thanks for calling Chris
as a whole in South Island.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Isn't it the dark hat coming.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Up after seven o'clock? Don't forge It's the final day
of the twenty five k Fiddler, So make sure you're
listening out for that. If you hear fiddle inside of
a song, Oh one hundred, hardach, you give us a call.
You call a number one hundred will win one thousand dollars. Also,
Joey Wheeler joins us to talk about his performance on
the acc does Game of Two Halves last night. Has

(21:20):
threatened to fire him live on air.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
I am going to read him the bloody right Act.
After getting that randomly shield truck questionably hearts wrong. That
was the difference. That was a difference between winning and
losing the bloody game. Bloody Joe Wheeler, wasn't all the
questions I got wrong? On Mike addingides wasn't it's something
to show, well, who could guess that my team owning

(21:42):
you one basketball player.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
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Speaker 6 (21:48):
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Speaker 2 (21:53):
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Speaker 4 (21:57):
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Speaker 6 (22:06):
Mad Jerry Breakfast, Mad Jerry in Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Nice to be coming this morning on the Mountain Jerry Show.
It's good that you're with us. Friday the thirteenth of
September twenty twenty four. Oh, Friday the thirteenth of September,
mad heat. Oh boy.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
If you're flying on a plane today, cancel your tickets.
If you're if you're getting a haircut, cancel it because
I'll chop your ear off that flapen's on front of
the tenning.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
If you're flying into Queenston, there's going to be some snow. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Has there ever been any stats on whether Friday the
thirteenth worst stuff happens on Friday ten It's one of
those things you'd find out that actually, worst bad less
bad stuff tens happen on a Friday thirteenth. That'd be
kind of the fact you'd find out.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Oh probably, Yeah, So there's a lot of ideas around
the unluckiness of thirteenth. So one source mentioned for the
unlucky nature of the number thirteen was a Norse myth
about twelve gods having dinner at a party and Valhalla
and the tricks to god. Loki, who was not invited,
arrived as the thirteenth guest and arranged for hour to

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shoot Boulder with a missile toe tipped arrow, and the
event in Norse mythology caused the number thirteen to be
considered unlucky.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
Real.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, Also these Christian association of the superstition, it may
be something to do with the fact that jesus last
supper and Crucifixion in which there were thirteen individuals present
in the upper room, and something about the Knights templar
as well.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Some was because Jesus had twelve disciples and so there
was thirteen people at his last supper. That's what I
did you metion that?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, sorry, because I was looking up.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
So.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
A study published in the British Medical Journal said on
Friday the thirteenth is the risk of hospitalization and hospital
admissions as a result of transport accidents increases by as
much as fifty ten two percentage on a Friday the
thirteenth in the UK. Is that because people are driving
around terrified.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Possibly they're just swerving. Cat it's because of the black cats.
It's that's the biggest danger. It's the black cats.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
So it's called a broccoli herecut. Have you heard about this? Yeah,
it's currently going on that. You'll see a like kids
wandering around.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Kids are trying to find the worst haircut they can
at the moment, aren't they.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, it's a real fashion, isn't it Just to look bad?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
And I think it's reaction to Instagram, which is people
all looking good and fake. So people want to they
want to look kind of bad.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's odd. Yeah, the load the broccoli here which is
almost like a perm Yeah, so its proof south at
the top. But it's I think it's called a low
tape of fade technically speaking, which means that you fade
it short on the sides and around the sidebins, and
then it goes up quite quickly into the broccoli style.
It also looks a little bit like if you mentioned
an animal like a lama.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, well, someone's just come through it. It's also called
the old packer. Yeah, the old packer. Yeah, there's a
lot of it going on that there picture that's up.
I mean, obviously I don't know why to bring it
up because you can't see it apart from you know,
the people here. But this is the best example I'm seeing.
This picture of the broccoli haircut never looks that good,
you know. I mean, the the gold standard Brocoli haircut
really looks good. But what you're seeing out there in
the community is not good.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah. What I'm seeing a lot of at the moment
is a broccoli haircut. This is amongst young teens, a
broccoli haircut, a white T shirt, yeah, some jawts, yeah,
and a pair of Birkstocks. I'm seeing a lot of that.
It's like a uniform. Gene shorts, Geene shorts, yep, yep, jawts.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I saw some kids the other day walking on the street.
There were like five of them, and they were all
wearing exactly things. Jaws, birkin stocks, white T shirt with
broccoli haircuts.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
So that people are going, so this is a perm
Some people are getting the perm yet. Yeah, if you
don't have curly hair, you get the perm on top. Yeah,
amazing that the perm's coming back. The perm. Who was
the there was a New Zealand rugby player they got
a PERM and it caused it caused massive controversy across
the country.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Who was that, Graham Thorn. Graham Thorn got the perm.
Graham Thorne got a in the eighties. That was and
no one has ever seen it.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
All Black put any effort into their appearance before that.
It was people thought it was the end of the world.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
You're right, that's the whole thing. All Box didn't put
any effort into the way that they looked at all
and all of a sudden, Graham Thorne came along and thought,
you know what I'm gonna I'm going to give a
little body to my hair. I'm going to go with them.
I'm going to go with the perm. He now is
quite embarrassed about the fact that he that he ran
a PERM. And actually, my twelve year old son, Hugo,

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he's he's been asking for a PERM for some time.
I think I've managed to resist it. Yeah, and I
don't think he's going to go for it. But at
the moment he's running a he's running a salon at
our house.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Basically, Yeah, so he's cutting on his friends, he is.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, he is. What's he giving them a He's giving
them a low tape of faith. That's that's especially a haircut.
That's the that's what goes out.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Sides and then sort of turns into a mushroom on
the top.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, it's it goes from essentially a number one or zero. Yeah,
and then it's tape it up quite quickly.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, and then it's sort of a bowl around the fringe.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, bowl, and then it's kind of pushed forward. Yeah.
People were calling him Edgar for a while. Yeah, because no,
it's awful.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
No one runs a fringe now. I was on that
show Game of Two Halves and last night, and I
was just looking around the room because MICHAELA. Blyede was
talking about how she used to have bangs, used to
have a fringe. Yeah, and then we couldn't find anyone
that said the keys he was running a fringe.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Your keys is running a bit of an lpacker himself.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah he is. Isn't it true? It's get a seats him, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
It does. Now.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Earlier, earlier this year, you guys may remember, I was
running a mullet. I decided to run a mullet, and
there was three things that I was accused of for that.
Number one was that I was trying to copy d
w Z the Warriors player. Number two was that I
was having a midlife crisis. And number three was that
the curls at the back were a PERM. I was
accused on that of numerous occasions.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
And you were guilty on all three counts.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
You've been found guilty of running a perm. Number one,
I definitely was WZ.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
On count one, you were guilty. Guilty, yes, okay. Number two,
midlife crisis, yep, you plead guilty again. Guilty, yep, okay.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
This person says that Murray Mixtead also locked in the
mirror once before a game, and that causes controversy.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
He did once. He did look in the mirror and
he trimmed his mustache. I ended up marrying a miss Universe. Yeah, yeah,
this is a Mountain Jerry Show Radio had a kid.
I think the main problem with my son at the
moment running a hair salon downstairs is the fact that
he's bedroom's got carpet on it. He's just got a
vacuum clean. He's just vacuuming up people's hair.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
He needs to get an intern, because that stuff's always
sucked up in salons by an intern for the for
the longest time. When you get out of here dressing school,
you just have to suck up here off the floor
before you can move up to you know, cutting and dyeing.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
My dad joke is that I always call these people.
He calls them customers, and they call them victim. He
doesn't like that. The Mantain Jerry Show podcast after seven
thirty in the news headlines, Joey Wheeler joins us. He
is a contestant, well a contestant, I guess a panelist
on the ACC does Game of Two Halves. Matt you're
the captain of his team and you're going to fire

(29:05):
him live on here. That's what you said before seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Well, accountability, that's what it's about on the Matt Heath
team and Game of Two Halves on Sky.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Surely the buck stops with the captain.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, you'd think that, but no, I'm locked in so
I can't find myself. God, if I could find myself,
I'll be gone. The My performance was terrible.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Will you put yourself up as the person who is
going to do charades? You thought that you were the
best person to do them.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I just thought physically I was in better condition than
Joe Wheeler and MICHAELA. Blythe really for getting up and
down and doing you know the physical really charades, Okay, yeah,
or charades or charades charades? Who cares? But yeah, no,
Look we didn't win, and someone's got someone's got a pain.

(29:51):
I'm not gonna bloody fire Makayla Blythe. She's a lovely
human being. But Joe Wheeler, you know what you saw
what he did on that tabletop and Pepa Moa when
we're Ireland and the Rugby World cast.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
As one of the best things anyone's ever done in broadcasting.
I think that gives them at least that gives them
another couple of guys, doesn't it. So anyway, you're going
to be firing and live on air after seven thirty.
This is the Maten Jerry Show Radiohadocke.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Jerry That Wells and on the Parsing on from six
until nine That.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
And Cherish.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Matt He Jeremy Wells the Maiden Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's seven thirty, fourth time for you a radiohoddaching use
headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Strippers and Dunedin are preparing to protest in the Octagon today.
WOW organizer Kitten Pasta says they want to raise awareness
of what they claim are unfair working conditions and increasing
harm at Stiletto's.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I was listening yesterday because I was I don't really
know how stripping works in terms of the pay from
the place, but like some places take sixty percent of
what the strippers.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
You know, that's interesting. So when you pay, I think
that's the way. So you pay with that, you buy
your strip of dollars, right, buy your special dollars. And
my situation, you know show girls dollars back in the
day in Auckland, and then you and then obviously they
the the dancers, I believe you call them. They then

(31:23):
have to cash that money in with the with the
establishment at some stage and then.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
They pay them not the full dollar, no, right, So
I guess I guess I should have done that. But
if you go into strip club I've been. But if
you go to a strip club, you pay to get in,
do you at the door like there's a price to
get in, and then you have to buy the strip
of money and then they're looking to throw you out
before you spend all that strip of money because you
can't spend it anywhere else, right.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, I think they like to keep you in there
for as long as they possibly can.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
But they can throw you out if you're really steamed. Yeah,
then they want to get you in to buy a
lot of strip of money, then throw you out, you know.
I mean they want to get you through the door,
then out, you know, if they can't keep you in
the bar, But if you're in a decent situation, keep
you in for a long time. But the thing is, yeah,
I mean I guess, I guess that kind of makes sense,
but I mean, I mean, I don't know. I'm on
Kitten Pasta's side. I think if you're going to be stripping,

(32:11):
then you should get paid really well and have really
good working conditions.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, I think so. I think everybody deserves that. But also,
kitten past is a great name. Kitten Pastor is a
good name, But I mean, how much is it a
real name? Kitten Pastor earn? What does it be good
to hear from a dancer? Actually?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
What what's the average weekly take home?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah? And who's going to strip clubs these days? I
feel like is that just because I've got a bit older.
I don't go to strip clubs. Yeah, because it used
to be that thing and by the end of the
night and even let's go to flip club, you know,
but that didn't seem to happen anymore. I was wondering
if the Internet had had wiped out a lot of
people's need to see nudity late at night. Is stagn

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stagnates prely still go.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Oh yeah, I know, I think I think. Look, I
think strip clubs still do quite well. Just you've gone
a little bit older. I mean, last time you were there,
you were watching to out of grassroots Rugby I don't
have on the big screen instead of actually watching what
was going on stage you were.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
That was telling, wasn't it that I was more excited
about grossroots rugby.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
It was a great game, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
It was where's the defense?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I tell you what you can sell it Canterbury versus Westport,
your West coast.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
You can sell a dummy in grassroots, can't you. The
whole back line will go another way.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Even its when it starts to fade. Southern parts of
the country are waking up to frost and snow. Warnings
are in place for a number of key roads across
the South Island, like the Lindis and Porters Passes, Crown
Range and Milford Roads and Groundsole Day at the Great
Annoyda Cricket Venue near Delhi. New Zealand's one off game
with Afghanistan is set to become the eighth washed out

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match in more than two and a half thousand Tests,
and possibly the first Test abandoned since December nineteen ninety eight.
Many people are saying it's God's will.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
And that was that Carrisbrook and Dunedin, India versus New
Zealand was the last Test to be a man with
not a single ball bowl.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, they ended up playing a one day I did they?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
They did? Yeah, because I think it was on It
was on day four, Day five they did it one day.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, it was Day four.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
That was that series where Dully took seven wickets at
the basin.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Remember ninety ninety eight, Well I don't, but I do
remember some great times and the terraces at Charrisbrooke as
a young man. What a great ground that was until
it wasn't And now for South bar is amazing, but
you can't play cricket in there then.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Matt and Jerry Show podcast t Last night, the premiere
of the a SEC Does Game of Two Halves is on.
Matt was captain of the Red team and teammates. His
teammates were Seven's player mickaeleb Lyde and sky Sport rugby
commentator Joey Wheeler. They lost narrowly to Stuart's Blue team

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and some are saying that this was the turning point
of the game.

Speaker 9 (34:38):
Here which team possessed the Ramflly shield for the longest
unbroken stretch of time. Is it A Auckland B, Canterbury,
C Southland or D Hawks B.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
All I'll say is you wouldn't want to be like
a Skysport rugby presenter and get this wrong.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
That's all I'll say.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
I'm going to lock an Auckland.

Speaker 9 (34:57):
The arch, of course is CE Southland nineteen forty seven.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Suggest something might have been going on there, COVID or something.
He's my lost your job and he had to answer
allegations that he didn't know a lot about a specialist
subject as Joey Wheeler. Good morning, Joey, Welcome to the.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Show, beach Fellers.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I mean it was a tricky question, to be honest,
because obviously there was the war was during that.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Time time, wasn't it, Joey, That's that's the word we missed.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Look, lad, we're beaten around the bush. It it was a
bullshit question and it.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Should never have been.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
And I'm persed off about it. You know, we'll get
embarrassed on national television and I'm not happy, Like I'm
getting ragged over the colls by my bosses at Sky
because I don't know the shit. And there's Lee Hart
and his big solf thing and he encyclopedia into rugby
and look, I'm an expert in rugby, not the bloody war,

(35:56):
you know, Like, come on, give me a break. Like
dinosaur age question, what a ridiculous show? Like it was
just stupid many.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, we set up, but we got to set up.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
And look, I'm not I'm not part of that that
circular foreign squad that's going down and team read. But
there has to be accountability, Joey Wheeler, I'm afraid in
the team and I'm going to have to put you
back to just untelevised pub quiz sports pub quizes for
a week next week. I have to look, mate, I

(36:30):
just think you need to get your skills up again
and like and you know, come back, come back stronger
when you've just got some of the fundamentals right.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
They had rich coming from a bloke that couldn't even
do a charade, emphasides Lebron James, for Christ's sake, how
like many like you have a look in the mirror.
We start pointing fingers. All right, mate, like you held
that team together with my quick fire. It's like Jesus man,
what are you reckon? Jerry? Is it is it justified?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
I don't think it's justified. I don't I think in
the in the end, the accountability has to has to fall.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
He's with leadership gonna be.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Worth the captain and the captain was the captain was ordinary? Well,
captain was?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Or what I would say, is I mind someone playing
basketball twice and you guys just kept saying Steven Adams
over and over against player.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Jerry. If you'd seen him miming the basketball player, you
would have thought it looked more like, I don't know,
like a Bodle jumper or something. It was, It wasn't,
It wasn't very accurate.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I was thinking I was thinking netball when I was
first watching.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Well, look let's not argue and let's not let's just
look at this as an opportunity for you. Yeah, let's
look at for you to come back, face some adversity
and come back strong and better. I'm going to drop
you for suspend you for one week from the team.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
The way he's taking on the jurney. He's a better
person than you, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I'll give Murdoch a call from the morning from teven
and I'm looking to go there every night for the
next seven seven days and really locker the issue. I
think the issue was I didn't have my standard you know,
six to six to seven court bottles that really get.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Me on the zone, you know, a Joey Wheeler. I'm
just looking at your beloved tasmand Marco versus Wellington. I'm
looking at the tab Tansman playing a dollar eighty seven,
Wellington playing a dollar eighty five, paying a dollar eighty five.
Tight Kate.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yeah, and back in Blenham the Ramfou Shield for its
first defense, first time since nineteen seventy three. Many and
from all accounts you.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Know that one park.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
See see the Inside Copedia anything from nineteen seventy three
onwards to go.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
The nineteen thirties was just outside of your range.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Just a little. But I'm hearing from back home. The
Lansdowne Park has absolutely but pretty much sold out, so
there's going to be a huge crowd turn up for
what's going to be an almighty defense Wellington, Otaga or
Otago Wellington on Wednesday night and they rolled out there,
They rolled out their B team and bringing back some
big guns. Have got the likes of Billy Procter, Reuben

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Love coming back from the All Blacks, so bolstering their stocks.
But don't worry tars with Marco fans. Big Davy Harvilli
is lacing them up for the Teddy Marcos so we
know he plays with a whole lot of pride and
passion for the jersey. But that that is going to
be an absolute doozy on Sunday afternoon. Hopefully the lads
have dried out because it looks like it's been a

(39:31):
big week. I've been involved in a lot of the
faith times at court sessions and what they've been heaven,
they've been enjoying themselves.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Over celebrating. That's the problem. When you've got to celebrate though,
when you've got to celebrate the compulsor.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
You've got it, You've got one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Joe Weller, thanks for your time this morning. And you
can watch the Wenfilly Show clash between Tessman and wellingson
live on Skysport one and you can stream it on
Skysport Now from two pm on Sunday. This is The
Mantain Jerry.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Show, The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Now.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
There's a textas just come in Matthew three three It says,
can someone please get that footage of Joey Wheeler and
Papa More on YouTube? That was absolute goal. That was
when we beat Ireland and.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
The fantastic demolishing of Ireland unexpected, wasn't it. What a
great game that was. We thought we're going to lose
that game. We bet it and he was covering from
Papamore and Joey Wheeler got on top of a bar table.
It's one of the greatest crosses in the history of
New Zealand television. And you know he does his cross,
he's on the table and then Bliss comes in and

(40:34):
he sings along to it way too. He's a great
New Zealander. Joey weel I'm sorry that I've had to
cut him from game two halves. It's just it's just
about a victory thing, you know, going forward and he
will come back, you know, if he just works on
the fundamentals, but just to capture the mood, like if
you're doing a sports cross, if you can catch capture
the mood of how everyone was feeling and the bars
across New Zealand watching that game, that's why that was

(40:56):
such a great cross from Joe Wheeler hastened to it.

Speaker 10 (41:00):
There's nobody I'd like to make an apology to my wife,
my boss.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
I may or may not be there tonight or on Monday.
Nice rocking on. I like my eyes La, No, my's
going all right. That's the greatest cross of all time.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Could you have perfectly articulated the feel of the nation
at that point?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Better? He captured the spirit of the moment.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Fantastic. Maybe I should drop myself and and put them
back on.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
There's a lot of calls for that on the text,
cans for sure.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Met's gotta go. He's got to go.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Shocking accountability from the top.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Mets a disgrace. I should stop reading that, man, And
these are my people that are texting this you know,
imagine that on the Water Community, the Anger towards my performance, The.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Mass and Jerry Show pod, The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
It's Madden Jeery.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
A sixty nine week demon.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
It's nice to have you with us this morning on
the Mataen Jerry Show. Friday, the thirteenth of September twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Huge hour radio on the Mat and Jerry Show for
a Friday, A black Friday. So if you see a
bloody black cat, skin it and eat it. Skin that
cat and eat it?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Is that what you do? Yes?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
What Trump was talking about?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Skin and it's not not a meat on a cat?
Is there really? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
I reckon that wouldn't be what would that be the
closest to eating a possum?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Would be a fat cat like like sort of like
a fat old tabby, you know that's been overfeared. Maybe
there'd be something, right, But would you eat a dog
or a cat? First?

Speaker 2 (42:57):
A dog? I mean, if I what you mean? Am
I hold on? Just take that question back in terms
of you had the amount of meat on an animal.
I'll go with the dog over the top of a
cat or the emotionally emotionally a cat. Yeah, have the
personalities don't have.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
People are hassling people for eating cats and stuff. But
like we've just decided the animals that we eat. We go, oh,
well we'll eat cows, We'll eat sheep, that's fine, we'll
eat rabbits. You know, we decide what we'll eat. But
if you're in a different culture and you decide that
you eat dogs or cats, I mean, is there really
a massive difference. No, of course, just as just culturally
we go that cows and sheep are on the menu.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah, we generally don't need our pits.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
However, that's true, although you can't have a pit lammy pit.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Lammy, Tossy ate her pit lamb Donald and Donald was
apparently a great eating Donald was a big unit.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
My mum was a vegetarian for a lot of her
life because she used to look after the chickens and
she was a cat. And then she sat down at
the table and she had a drumstick just taking a
bit bite of it and she goes, hey, where's where's Penny,
her favorite hen, And the dad went, you're eating it?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
And that was the end of that vegetarism bomb. It
was like that bomb that'll do it.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
That'll do.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
That'll definitely do it.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
From Jerry Show podcasting.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
But there at the end there's basically the Beatles ending
a song. Yeah, yeah, we're just talking about Oasis and
the Beatles. Of course, Oasis playing their shows over in
the UK and through Europe next year. A lot of
chat over whether they might be coming to New Zealand
or not. Ruder, executive producer. He's got a conspiracy theory.
He reckons that they are coming because some of his

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mates tried to buy tickets from New Zealand and that
GEO blocked them.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Yeah, that's exactly right. Well, this is their theory they've
put on to me that I'm now conveying to you.
But yeah, there was a few of them in their office.
They all lined up and they tried to get the
Oasis tickets and they all failed. And they looked at
each other and they said, is this because Oasis are
coming to New Zealand and they don't want people from
New Zealand stealing all of the tickets for the people
in the UK.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
I don't think they'd care who stole the tickets from wherever.
I don't think they care who stole the tickets from
the ticket. Jar think.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I think wherever Oasis play, they're not going to have
any trouble selling team. I think I think if they
came to New Zealand they could probably do three Eden parts.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah. There was one guy though, I was reading about
yesterday who was unhappy about the reunion, and that's a
guy called Ian Allcock, and he's been performing as the
lead thing of the Oasis group Liam Gallagher and his
own tribute band definitely might be for the last twenty

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six years. It's good and he reckons that when he
firsted about the gigs, who's really worried that all of
a sudden there was going to be no demand for
his band anymore. And what he was doing this tribute
act right, But actually interestingly, contrary to his initial fears excellent,
Ian revealed that it's had quite the opposite of figure. Actually,
he said, the phone's being me off, folks.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
He's so made. The announcement is buzzing NonStop.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
He said. People want us for anything and everything.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
People are calling to ask us to performing nourses and gardens.
On a Wednesday night, I'm getting ten inquiries bird day.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Well, we used to get one or two.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
That's pretty good to get one or two inquiries today
for a punishing Oasis covers man.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
And then he complained and said, but only so many
days in the year and people usually want weekends and
I don't want to do that anyway. It's amazing for
the business people are booking us well in advance.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah, I mean, this guy does not look at all
like Liam Gallagher, even though he's claiming to Ian Alcock.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yeah, No, he doesn't look anything like him, does he?
He looks terrible.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
He actually makes Liam Gallagher look worse. How bad he
looks is Liam Gallagh if you know what I'm saying,
because he looks terrible as Liam Gallagher. Mean, he's got
the Anirak and he's got the sunglasses and he got
leaned back in the high microphones situation.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
But from that he's constructing a Liam Gallagher impersonation around
some sunglasses and an in Iraq and you can't, you can't.
You gotta do more than that. Although we haven't heard
him sing.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Matt no, but he says, I look Josh like Glager.
I feardacious union would put me out of a job.
So he's claimed he looks like just like Liam Gallagher.
He actually looks more like Shawan Fitzpatrick. He looks so
much like Shawan Fitzpetrick. He's got Shawan Fitzpatrick eyes. Yeah,
Worth Liamlass Yeah Yeah, it's a TDY two time for

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your radio Hedech. You use headlines with Jimmy Wells.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Thousands in central Otago are without power this morning as
snow falls on parts of the South Island and the North.
Power is back on and Hawk's Bay after a car crash.
Police are looking for the driver.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
It's interesting that power goes out so easily still in
the country, doesn't isn't it. You think that in the
year twenty twenty four power would be robust enough to
handle snow.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
You kind of wonder why snow? Why snows would your power? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
What snow doing?

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Is it going between things and shorting things out? What
is it? You know what's going on there?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
All right? If the snow can get it and there
the rain can get in there, Yeah, sort it out.
And your research reveals Ossie Teens who pick up vaping
are five times more likely to start smoking. Study finds
the link was strongest for those at the younger end
of the age range, with twelve year olds who had
dried vaping twenty nine times more likely to give smoking.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Again, well, I think twel year olds that are vaping
are probably more likely to do all kinds of things
as opposed to ones that don't. But also this sounds
like one of those studies where you actually need to
look at the numbers. You may be five times more likely,
but there might only be five people that are doing it.
I think there's very few, if any, kids that are
taking up smoking. Why would they bother?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
And New Zealand have sent their maiden team to the
Men's Futsal World Cup, which kicks off and Who's Bekistan tomorrow?
Football Derivative is a five a side tournament and it's
played on hard court.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
The skill level in futsal footsbal will blow your mind. Jeremy,
have you seen it? I have seen futsal skill levels insane? Yeah, yeah,
absolute cauldron.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Is it indoor? It can be mainly, It can be indoor,
it can be outdoor.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
The interesting thing with futsal is at a young age,
kids coming through the playing a lot of footsal aren't
necessarily that good on the full eleven side game out
on the grass fields because you know you're doing all
your fancy stuff and then someone just comes through and
cuts cuts your legs out from underneath it.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Is it possible to play the classic New Zealand football
technique of just booting the ball down the other end
as much as you can?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Well, how much did that work with us against Bloody America?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
With that?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
With that that goal we got Ben Wayne that we
just booted down the field and then their defender to
try to kick it out came right off Ben Wayne's face.
He didn't have anything to do with it, went into
the goal.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah. No, it definitely worked for us in the World
Cup that time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
On the other end, yeah, I mean it worked for
us and that we scored one goal I think in
the whole tournament, but didn't lose any games. Just boot
it down, you know. There you go, ten at the back,
boot it up.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
At the acc Here, Glane joins us. Next, talk about
the weekend sport. There's a ran fairly shield clash going on,
Marco's taking on Wellington. Interesting to see how the Marco's
are going backing up after the celebrations this week. Joe
Wheeler reckons he's seen quite a number of videos sent

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to him of the celebrations going on well into the week.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Acre gu Lane has steamed into the studio. Big weekend
of sport, come.

Speaker 8 (50:30):
Out not really much, no, not really no bet At
Rugby League first Finals weekend this weekend, Panthers played the
Roosters tonight, Warriors uninvolved some most of New Zealand clocked
out And David Nieker is going to cave someone's heading
on Saturday night, which is good. We're going to be there.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
How quickly to think he's going to cave this this
someone carpenter, the carpenter.

Speaker 8 (50:51):
The carpenter. Yeah, look, I mean it's hard to tell, really,
isn't it, because he's a late call up.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yes, well I don't think it was saying that he's
kind of a more credible opponent than the drug taking
previous one.

Speaker 8 (51:02):
Yeah, he has been.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
He's been, you know, right at the top of the past.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (51:06):
And he's a better fighter as well than the steroid
injecting Aussie. So yeah, that's happening. But that's happening Saturday night,
and that's really not like m PC. I mean, I
know you talked to Joe Wheeler this morning. He's pretty
fizzit at the bung hole about his markl But they're
taken on Wellington. And we talked to Brad Shields yesterday
on the Gender podcast. He I mean, he's even sounds

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scary over the and the Dove got a stacked Wellington,
massively stacked.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
They've got proc to proc to give us some news.
I've got a bad case of loving you.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
And yeah, and the love the Love muscle, Reuben Love
is back.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
You've got to say for your first defense of the
Ranfilly Shield, it's pretty rough to go up against Wellington.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
I know, well it's it's actually the Ramfley Shields great
because someone worked out that if the Tasman mark or
beat Hawks Bay, which they did, it's possible that every
team in the NPC could win the Ramfley Shield except Southland.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
All right, so has so?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Is that so that's Wellington win?

Speaker 8 (52:02):
Yes, and then they've got a home defense next week
and then if that that team beats Wellington do I've
got a home defense the week after I think against
o Targo and then way Cato and so it could
be one of the greatest runs of the Renfrew Shield
history ever.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Wow, I do love the shield. Something about it. There's
something about the ref a load of it.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
It's on its own agenda, operates on its own rules.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
It's just floating through. It's a disruptor in the competition
and it still means something. Yeah, to win the Shield,
it still means something. And you can just throw everything
at that one game and then well the best part
about it is you go out, you celebrate massively and
then chances are you lose it the next week because
you hang over from the celebrations from last week.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Yeah, that's the situation with the Marco, isn't it. So
Wellington have put a B team up against the Tago,
so they're bringing back a team.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
Yeah, well they had it's their kind of their heart
out round where every team has a heart out round
where they have two games and five days. So that's
why they rolled out a B team on Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
It's still won.

Speaker 8 (52:58):
Yeah, but then again you've got a Tasman Marco who
are coming off the back of celebrating on the shield.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:04):
And look, the best thing that ever happened to that
shield was that reason that was found on it last
season just sent it skyrocket back into the news, didn't it.
There's suspicious lines of.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
But now there's lest chance of an any back up
that you're flat, you know, because people are behaving a
bit more responsibile.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I think it will go. It's a lot of these
places there are not enough flat surfaces, so it's a
very handy mobile flat surface. It's moving around the country.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
They should do on the back of the refley shield.
They should just mold a mirror to it. Let's just
protect your shield, be sensible New Zealand Rugby and install
a mirror on the.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Back of the shield. So it does we don't bet.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
It's the same thing with drug testing music festivals. You
know people are going to do it. You just want
to make the best safe. Make it safe, make the
best case.

Speaker 8 (53:51):
Either that or drill a hole in it. Inten into
a glory whole.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Oh yeah, well the text has just come through on
the text machine. Is it true that some players had
some relations on the shield.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
It's coven a former I would not name names that
are former. A white cattle fullback was rumored to have
done some terrible things on there in the middle of
Rugby Park in Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Wow by himself. Classic.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yeah, people involved.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
This is the type of thing you people from to do.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
That's revolting you respect the shield exactly.

Speaker 8 (54:25):
That's the ultimate sign of respect, love making not true.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Being a baby that was born from that act.

Speaker 8 (54:33):
Surely you've got You've got to name it raanfully, don't you.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
I want to be good to giuse it. If you've
got the imprints on your backside would be goo, wouldn't that?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Especially if you which side was it on the wooden
side to side?

Speaker 8 (54:45):
Well, if it was on the mirror side, there'd be
no issues and you can just wipe it, wipe it clean. Yeah, okay, digress,
Hey are my my hunch this week? I'm going I'm
going into the well of the n r L this
week tonight. I'm going James Fisher Harris a new warrior.
I'm picking he's gonna have a big fire finals farewell
from the Panthers. So I've got a malti on him
scoring a try anytime tonight against the Roosters and the

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Penrith Panthers to win. And that's paying six seventy seven
that multi. So I've chucked a honey on that as well.
And we gave away the five hundred dollar pot this
week and if this comes in, I'm gonna win a
cool six hundred and give it away again next week.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Don't forget as well the day five of Afghanistan versus
New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
For that, God's well, God's will, it's the best. It's
a blessing, it is. It's a massive blessing, both result
wise and politically wise.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yes, thanks to Lane. Thanks for listening to the Mat
and Jerry Show. Have a Lovely weekend. Podcast is going
to be out at eleven am this morning on iHeartRadio
or if you find your pods, see you Monday.

Speaker 8 (55:43):
That is the Breakfast Show Live. Whoa Yeah, it's Madden
Jerry from.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
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Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Bless blessed, blessed.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Give them my taste a kiwi from me,