October 29, 2024 • 20 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Sit on the podcast lemote? Oh sabah saa b missy
we we.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
BiblioTech?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
H you see?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Did you say welcome along? Welcome along to the unnamed podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
The podcast lenorm.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's really good. I asked what the library was?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Google?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
From a flight of the Concorde song?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Of course a BiblioTech.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
If I got a Google Translate, I'm just gonna fire.
It would be great if we hit some kind.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Of there t Yeah. Do you did have friends at
school there?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Jared?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I did?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I did up till seventh form French.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I did it in the third form and gave up
that it's bad. I can.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I was watching Jeanne de Bery on the plane, the
film about Jean de Betty, who's the courtier of Louis
the sixteen sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh, he's he's merry Antoinette.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, Louis the fifteenth, the one before that, and here's
the one that got small pox and died, and as
is before the revolution. And it's in French. The whole
thing's in French with subtitles.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You didn't look at the subtitles, and no, I did look.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
At the subtitles. I read the subtitles and listened at
the same time. Nice, And it's the first time I've
ever I definitely I know a lot of the words
in it, but if I didn't have the subtitles, I wouldn't.
It really helps reading the subtitles listening at the same time.
But I tell you who did a great job in there,
and that's that's our man, Johnny Depp, who spoke French
(02:04):
for the entire so did it in French.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He kind of he's got a bit of a European
looked on at time.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, I think he had a place in the which
is a little island off the course of Roussion.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Is this him post controversy made this film?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think it may have been.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Actually, good good question. When was it? When was Jeon
de Betty?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
The reason I ask is because sort of Hollywood and
American celebrities who get in trouble or get canceled or
whatever quite often go to France. So I think Woody
Allen's there.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's because they know that, you know that, Yeah, they
accept pistes over there on Frances.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, yeah, I don't think the French tend to care.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, so that would be yeah, absolutely right. So Johnny
Depp and Louis c K went to France lived in
France a couple of years after his number three public Number.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Three's didn't you see Louis c K going for a rundown.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
The K Road? I did. I saw Louis c K
running across the Grafton Bridge. Wow, at a terribly slow pace.
Pans on, pans on. When LUISYK is out running, he
looks really like any other kind of reasonably middle aged
dude out running, like he really wouldn't recognize him as
a different I mean, he's a really kind of ordinary
(03:15):
looking middle aged dude. But yeah, he there he was.
I saw her. I went past him and I thought, God,
that looks like from behind. So he was on the
left hand side of the road of the fort Path,
running towards K Road, and I was driving towards K
Road as well, and I was coming up behind him,
and you know, you've got to go like five k's
an hour across there or something ridiculous. It's in the
(03:35):
weekend only time you're allowed to go across. And I
was ready, and I thought myself, there's a guy who
doesn't do much running running, and I thought, good on
that person. You know, he's out running excellent. And I
was getting closer and I thought, strangely, the same sort
of shape as a person, sort of familiarly, kind of
Luisy K sort of shape. And then as I went past,
(03:55):
I sort of locked and I went, that is Louis K.
And then I stopped a little bit later on at
the lights and he was running out and waiting for
a long time, and then he's sort of running up
behind me, and I said to my twelve year old,
I was like this Luisy K, look slowsy kay. He
was like he's I don't. He had absolutely no idea
and he was more interested in watching TikTok on his phone.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So why do the French not care?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I think they do care, but I think you can
hide away in France. I don't think they are.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
They're probably more insulated culturally, so they probably watch a
lot of French things rather than all Hollywood like we do.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, I mean there's not there's a lot of stuff
that's dubbed over there, so they get a lot of English,
European American programs that are then dubbed with French, not
with French subtitles, but with French accents over the top
of them, people speaking in French.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You guys have been discussing this. I've been working on
the new podcast intro.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You have anusia lubric guests in them. Ah, the podcasts
and nom you have a nusial lubric guests in them.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Come along to the nim. Okay, it's the thirtieth of
the tenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What were you talking about, Well, the dubbing of Hollywood
films into French. But do you know they even changed
the names. So the literal translations from French of famous
Hollywood films are quite funny, like, for example, the film
called A Very Bad Trip is the Hangover?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, the Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kuners. No, yes, it
is film No Strings Attached, Six Friends all right?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, okay, because no strings there's no such saying in
French as no stings attached. Literally, it doesn't translate there,
like what the.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Ninety ninety eight thriller starring Kevin Bacon, Neve Campbell and
Matt Dylan, Wild Things, Yeah good one six crimes, Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay, French love. I just got to say sex, So.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Literal yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Are they all sixty?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Kind of?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Are they all?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Do they all kind of evolve around being sexy?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah? A lot of them do. Civilinings Playbook, the David A.
Russell film starring Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, and Robert De Niro,
Happiness Therapy, what it?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't really get that.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
So can you just change the name of a film,
can you?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, you can when you're translating literally, because that's Jerry said,
like saying isn't a French saying?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Ours and.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
One? See if you can guess what this film is.
The French translation is rustera rocket?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, well Ruster rocket?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Call running correct ruder?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, because cool Runnings doesn't have a literal translation.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Racist thought racist like jokeside?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Is it racist or is it profile?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
How do they feel about racism over there in France?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
France? Well, there's France. Obviously, it was colonized a whole
lot of African countries. Yea Ivory Coast.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
They didn't put inside that grocery show that they're quite
happy to kind of you know.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So racist, problematic, problematic. I might want to beat that.
I might want to beat that. What about is that?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I beat that?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Okay, it's Danis, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Beat that been?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You know how you said wild Things is six crimes?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Everyone you know the song by the Trogs wild Thing.
So in France does it go dan and.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Six crimes?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
It's undless something we'd play on ready, Actually, I mean
most sounds really the artists we play have committed six crimes.
That's true, that's true. True, Delete that, deplete that beat
that you mates that movie wild Things.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Keep there.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I used to work at the Howard of Cinema two
Duoplex Anda we had a geroplex. Yeah, wow, not a multiplex.
That was a new plumber.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It was two yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
It was open. It was quite new when I went
there when I was about eighteen, and that was one
of the movies that was on. It was wild Things
in the Sky from my school. I say his name,
but he turned up and we're also playing the movie Wild,
which is about Oscar Wild. You can see where this
is going, and he he came up and it was
like no one went to that the Wild movie, but
(08:41):
there no one and how Yeah, and there was some
quite explicit yeah, well there was some quite explicit six
scenes that did not involve any women, and the guy
that I would to school with.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Com Okay, by the way, Ben, I don't have to it.
You don't have to make that face.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Right face, no face, okay. Some of those some of
the best six of their head involved no women or
any other men. For that reason, you're trying to thought, mate, Yes,
he comes in good. James is like, yeah, just to
take it to wild please, And I went, sure, do
(09:18):
you know what a bear go to?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You man?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Looking forward to it to for ages. It's very lasted
ten minutes. It comes out what as a ghost people
did those things with humans?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
He did not hear no exposure in that whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
So was it like quite heavy you know? Anal six?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah? I mean you didn't. You didn't see it going.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Now, but you knew it was kind of happening.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You really knew it was.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Okay, we need to take a break. This is getting
too steamy. We'll come back in a moment. Usually guests
on them. It's nice to have you with us. I
love this podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Is the podcasting norm? Does that mean no name anonymous? Though?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Anonymous is what I just thought of there like no,
no that's an English word, not the French.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Wood.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
No, that's right, that's racist. Welcome belong to the podcast,
is what I've tried to translate.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
It was James's real name because you said you weren't
going to say his name and then you name okay.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Okay, so James, but that he is a James James sounds.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh yeah, late night. There's only four first names used
in how one of them is James James, yeah, being
Matt Yeah, and Darren. What about for the ladies some
of those.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Cross Were you the head boy? Yeah? Oh my god,
so this room here such a bunch of nerds.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, it was hid boy with similar skills? I reckon
why he college in Howard a high school be similar
top skills?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Hit boy?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Were you hit boy?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Rung your student?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
High school?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And uh?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And teenage bed boy?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I was? I wasn't hit boy?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah? What was that?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
G Lane was hit boy?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That actually reflects even worse on you, though, Jerry. That
makes you look worse because that's I mean Glaane more
what I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Know, did you have photos of the principles?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
According to g Lane, he reckons that the headmaster said
to him, I thought it was better to have you
on my side because I knew that if you weren't
on my side, you'd cause problems for the person who
was hit boy. So just easier to make your hit
boy and then just heavy on my side, and that
way you couldn't do anything bad.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I mean, Glane has done anything for me, and I
love them, but you know, at the heart, you know
he's in prep. So I'm just trying to figure out
how he executed the roles of his student.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
It's hard to say exactly, but I mean this is
the same school that had alcohol at the ball. I mean,
how many how many schools have actual beer and wine?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I'm going to say that this school you got kicked
out of would have I'd heard collegiate head alcohol them.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, they didn't have any any know, some pols did.
I was shocked when I went to the ball and
or when we were talking about the ball and everyone's like, oh,
it's awesome. At our ball, we get we give four
drink tickets.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And of course you plasted before you arrive anyway, And
it was in the admit one and the roles of
admit one, and so we knew from years gone by
that they had these things, and so as a result,
everybody bought Admit one. Those boxes have Admit one tag,
just in different colors, and then we worked out what
color it was, and then everyone was just so drunk
that people were vomitating and they had to shut the bar.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yes, so our school, I mean at the ball.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, all right enough, everyone's way way too wasted at
this ball. I think we may have been the last
year at that alcohol. They were like, we want to
treat you like adults, and we want to We want
everyone and if we treat them like adults, they'll be responsible.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
No, have you met Julang? Like he's been an adult
for what the best part of thirty years? Yeah, I mean,
and he's still be having the same I know, people don't. Yeah,
some people change, some people don't. Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
At our school, they got rid of the ball before
my time, during the eighties, so I started ninety three.
It's my third for me year. But before that they
got rid of it for about ten years, and so
when they brought it back was the nineties, and so
it was never called the ball when I went to it,
it was called the prom. It was just quite embarrassing
to say that I went to the prom.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh my god. Yeah, I thought that's kind of It's
kind of American, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
It's embarrassingly American, I think.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
No other school I've ever heard of in New Zealand
calls at the price.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
So they got rid of something, renamed it and brought
it back again.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, so basically alcohol problems. Everyone was turning out hammered
and so what the hell you know? People having six
on tractors and and getting hammered. That's what you do, Yeah,
that's what you do. And the tractors at your ball. No,
the after party though generally in a milk and.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Hip, just imagining a bunch of hay beells and some trackers.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
But genuinely, almost every every school ball after party was
in some sort of rural shed and there be people
having six on the track yea. But yeah, the principle
at the time threw his toys and went right, we're
banning the ball, and then eventually it got brought back
and and rebranded.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, so interesting one to take that away from kids
the next year because of the kids from the year before.
That's not fair. Was it a six and seven form? Balls?
At year twelve? And to day. Yes it was.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I actually went fifth one too, because I got invited
by an older lady.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Did you always her name? I'm not going to say
he goes the first name.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No, because it gives it away quite a distinct first name.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What about and wasn't Cassandra? Yeah, let's call it Cassandra? Okay?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I think did you?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Did you? Did you consummate them?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Now?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Harold's fifth form? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Year twelve eleven, year eleven, there's to be fifteen? Not
like morally I would have but she was not having
a bar of but she was seventh form? Why would
you have six or the form?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Take you what cradle snatch?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I know crazy, I don't know. Good to you, We're
just friends.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I look at you differently there?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Thanks? Well? The year thirteen and when you're in year eleven? Yeah?
Were there are like ten people at your school or something?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
No, inside school? Thousand kids?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah? Isn't it?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Isn't it funny when you think of age gaps when
you are, you know, at high school. Because we had
a guy in my form and when we were formed six,
there was this girl in Form four that all of
the boys would be like.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But way too young.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Two years younger than two years, not even sometimes something
is like a year and a half.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, And there was this one guy called quin Thorburn,
we'll name him Quinn Thorburn went for Sarah Paulson and
got her. But now two years' difference would seem like
absolutely nothing to get hot. But back then it was
like no, no, no, oh, hang on, now I'm thinking
of oh, okay, Sarah Paulson. Sarah Paulson, she's a Hollywood actor.
No no, no, not her.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Okay, she didn't go to what he college?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
No, no, no, quin Thorburn did, and Sarah Paulson, Sarah Paulson.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Quinn Thorburn's a cool.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
You don't know why he college? I thought you were
in Cambridge.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
No, I went to primary school in Cambridge and then
my dad got transferred by the bank. Why he beach
and the open Ah right, yeah, wespect yeah, respect.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I think that's open these days between twelve and twelve fifteen.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Already sure, Gordon Ramsey came along as he shut it down.
Shut it ah, yeah, they shut that down.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I mean, when's the last time you went into a bank.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's I went into a bank about four or five
years ago, and and it was I couldn't it was
not a bank. I did not recognize it as a bank.
I want to go back to the old days of
the bank, where you had the bank tellers behind what
was essentially bulletproof perspects and we're ready for those shields
(17:14):
to come up if someone's trying to rob you. And
nowadays they were standing at pods. They were standing beside pods,
just out in the open, and I was like, what
the hell is this place? And I realized it's cashless,
That's what it is. There's no money there anymore. Can
get money out of that bank, you can, but they
walk into a safe area that's at the back of
the thing. And nobody robs banks anymore because I'm hopeless.
(17:38):
You've got security cameras, there's no money to rob and about.
I think bank robberies peaked in about nineteen eighty nine. Yeah,
I agree, lots of cash around. Security was not as
good as it was now. The cameras were seemed to
be absolutely useless. They just the pictures that the camera
security gamers used to take back in the day was
(17:59):
so ordinary. Of course.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, I think there's probably less chrome now because there's
no cash.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, well, there's certainly more crime when it comes to
robbing daries than there of her husband because they've got cigarettes.
Cigarettes are worth forty bucks a pack.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
You've a emranded a dairy mash. That's suit of your
gym for a fight.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Car would be perfect for it.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Are you? Are you in the demio?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
He's in a two thousand and one Ford Focus? Oh? Yes, yeah, two.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It does. Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Actually, I think it might be two thousand and one.
I've been saying it's two thousand and two for the
longest time, and I think you might have wrote you.
I think you know your Ford Focus is better than
the next man. Probably did it with that guy that
you used to have that's not like blonde water but
but no, like I thought about it, and then I thought,
you know what, maybe don't do that.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
As a ramrod that goes on in your bed room
every night. Last night, three people, three rods. You remorated
three bloody diaries last night. What'd you take?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
And there you got? You got some vapes of the
flavor watermelon sugar.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yes, some watermelon sugar vapes.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
It's on the watermelon sugar VC mesh.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
All right, well thanks, we should probably thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
That's got the title for the podcast we have with it.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
No, are you happy with that mash.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Just before just before we go, I did not rememorate
three diaries last night. I don't say anything else. Your
Mike's turning the mics again.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Set balle podcast the new Solly podcasts on them. Hello,
welcome to the podcast without the Name. I was saying,
it's time to say goodbye from the Podcast with no Name.
Don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Sit on the podcast lemote? Oh sabah saa b missy
we we.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
BiblioTech?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
H you see?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Did you say welcome along? Welcome along to the unnamed podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
The podcast lenorm.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's really good. I asked what the library was?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Google?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
From a flight of the Concorde song?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Of course a BiblioTech.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
If I got a Google Translate, I'm just gonna fire.
It would be great if we hit some kind.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Of there t Yeah. Do you did have friends at
school there?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Jared?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I did?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I did up till seventh form French.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I did it in the third form and gave up
that it's bad. I can.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I was watching Jeanne de Bery on the plane, the
film about Jean de Betty, who's the courtier of Louis
the sixteen sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh, he's he's merry Antoinette.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, Louis the fifteenth, the one before that, and here's
the one that got small pox and died, and as
is before the revolution. And it's in French. The whole
thing's in French with subtitles.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You didn't look at the subtitles, and no, I did look.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
At the subtitles. I read the subtitles and listened at
the same time. Nice, And it's the first time I've
ever I definitely I know a lot of the words
in it, but if I didn't have the subtitles, I wouldn't.
It really helps reading the subtitles listening at the same time.
But I tell you who did a great job in there,
and that's that's our man, Johnny Depp, who spoke French
(02:04):
for the entire so did it in French.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He kind of he's got a bit of a European
looked on at time.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, I think he had a place in the which
is a little island off the course of Roussion.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Is this him post controversy made this film?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think it may have been.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Actually, good good question. When was it? When was Jeon
de Betty?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
The reason I ask is because sort of Hollywood and
American celebrities who get in trouble or get canceled or
whatever quite often go to France. So I think Woody
Allen's there.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's because they know that, you know that, Yeah, they
accept pistes over there on Frances.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, yeah, I don't think the French tend to care.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, so that would be yeah, absolutely right. So Johnny
Depp and Louis c K went to France lived in
France a couple of years after his number three public Number.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Three's didn't you see Louis c K going for a rundown.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
The K Road? I did. I saw Louis c K
running across the Grafton Bridge. Wow, at a terribly slow pace.
Pans on, pans on. When LUISYK is out running, he
looks really like any other kind of reasonably middle aged
dude out running, like he really wouldn't recognize him as
a different I mean, he's a really kind of ordinary
(03:15):
looking middle aged dude. But yeah, he there he was.
I saw her. I went past him and I thought, God,
that looks like from behind. So he was on the
left hand side of the road of the fort Path,
running towards K Road, and I was driving towards K
Road as well, and I was coming up behind him,
and you know, you've got to go like five k's
an hour across there or something ridiculous. It's in the
(03:35):
weekend only time you're allowed to go across. And I
was ready, and I thought myself, there's a guy who
doesn't do much running running, and I thought, good on
that person. You know, he's out running excellent. And I
was getting closer and I thought, strangely, the same sort
of shape as a person, sort of familiarly, kind of
Luisy K sort of shape. And then as I went past,
(03:55):
I sort of locked and I went, that is Louis K.
And then I stopped a little bit later on at
the lights and he was running out and waiting for
a long time, and then he's sort of running up
behind me, and I said to my twelve year old,
I was like this Luisy K, look slowsy kay. He
was like he's I don't. He had absolutely no idea
and he was more interested in watching TikTok on his phone.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So why do the French not care?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I think they do care, but I think you can
hide away in France. I don't think they are.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
They're probably more insulated culturally, so they probably watch a
lot of French things rather than all Hollywood like we do.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, I mean there's not there's a lot of stuff
that's dubbed over there, so they get a lot of English,
European American programs that are then dubbed with French, not
with French subtitles, but with French accents over the top
of them, people speaking in French.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You guys have been discussing this. I've been working on
the new podcast intro.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You have anusia lubric guests in them. Ah, the podcasts
and nom you have a nusial lubric guests in them.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Come along to the nim. Okay, it's the thirtieth of
the tenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What were you talking about, Well, the dubbing of Hollywood
films into French. But do you know they even changed
the names. So the literal translations from French of famous
Hollywood films are quite funny, like, for example, the film
called A Very Bad Trip is the Hangover?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, the Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kuners. No, yes, it
is film No Strings Attached, Six Friends all right?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, okay, because no strings there's no such saying in
French as no stings attached. Literally, it doesn't translate there,
like what the.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Ninety ninety eight thriller starring Kevin Bacon, Neve Campbell and
Matt Dylan, Wild Things, Yeah good one six crimes, Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay, French love. I just got to say sex, So.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Literal yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Are they all sixty?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Kind of?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Are they all?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Do they all kind of evolve around being sexy?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah? A lot of them do. Civilinings Playbook, the David A.
Russell film starring Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, and Robert De Niro,
Happiness Therapy, what it?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't really get that.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
So can you just change the name of a film,
can you?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, you can when you're translating literally, because that's Jerry said,
like saying isn't a French saying?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Ours and.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
One? See if you can guess what this film is.
The French translation is rustera rocket?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, well Ruster rocket?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Call running correct ruder?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, because cool Runnings doesn't have a literal translation.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Racist thought racist like jokeside?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Is it racist or is it profile?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
How do they feel about racism over there in France?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
France? Well, there's France. Obviously, it was colonized a whole
lot of African countries. Yea Ivory Coast.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
They didn't put inside that grocery show that they're quite
happy to kind of you know.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So racist, problematic, problematic. I might want to beat that.
I might want to beat that. What about is that?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I beat that?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Okay, it's Danis, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Beat that been?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You know how you said wild Things is six crimes?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Everyone you know the song by the Trogs wild Thing.
So in France does it go dan and.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Six crimes?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
It's undless something we'd play on ready, Actually, I mean
most sounds really the artists we play have committed six crimes.
That's true, that's true. True, Delete that, deplete that beat
that you mates that movie wild Things.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Keep there.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I used to work at the Howard of Cinema two
Duoplex Anda we had a geroplex. Yeah, wow, not a multiplex.
That was a new plumber.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It was two yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
It was open. It was quite new when I went
there when I was about eighteen, and that was one
of the movies that was on. It was wild Things
in the Sky from my school. I say his name,
but he turned up and we're also playing the movie Wild,
which is about Oscar Wild. You can see where this
is going, and he he came up and it was
like no one went to that the Wild movie, but
(08:41):
there no one and how Yeah, and there was some
quite explicit yeah, well there was some quite explicit six
scenes that did not involve any women, and the guy
that I would to school with.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Com Okay, by the way, Ben, I don't have to it.
You don't have to make that face.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Right face, no face, okay. Some of those some of
the best six of their head involved no women or
any other men. For that reason, you're trying to thought, mate, Yes,
he comes in good. James is like, yeah, just to
take it to wild please, And I went, sure, do
(09:18):
you know what a bear go to?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You man?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Looking forward to it to for ages. It's very lasted
ten minutes. It comes out what as a ghost people
did those things with humans?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
He did not hear no exposure in that whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
So was it like quite heavy you know? Anal six?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah? I mean you didn't. You didn't see it going.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Now, but you knew it was kind of happening.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You really knew it was.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Okay, we need to take a break. This is getting
too steamy. We'll come back in a moment. Usually guests
on them. It's nice to have you with us. I
love this podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Is the podcasting norm? Does that mean no name anonymous? Though?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Anonymous is what I just thought of there like no,
no that's an English word, not the French.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Wood.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
No, that's right, that's racist. Welcome belong to the podcast,
is what I've tried to translate.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
It was James's real name because you said you weren't
going to say his name and then you name okay.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Okay, so James, but that he is a James James sounds.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh yeah, late night. There's only four first names used
in how one of them is James James, yeah, being
Matt Yeah, and Darren. What about for the ladies some
of those.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Cross Were you the head boy? Yeah? Oh my god,
so this room here such a bunch of nerds.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, it was hid boy with similar skills? I reckon
why he college in Howard a high school be similar
top skills?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Hit boy?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Were you hit boy?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Rung your student?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
High school?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And uh?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And teenage bed boy?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I was? I wasn't hit boy?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah? What was that?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
G Lane was hit boy?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That actually reflects even worse on you, though, Jerry. That
makes you look worse because that's I mean Glaane more
what I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Know, did you have photos of the principles?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
According to g Lane, he reckons that the headmaster said
to him, I thought it was better to have you
on my side because I knew that if you weren't
on my side, you'd cause problems for the person who
was hit boy. So just easier to make your hit
boy and then just heavy on my side, and that
way you couldn't do anything bad.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I mean, Glane has done anything for me, and I
love them, but you know, at the heart, you know
he's in prep. So I'm just trying to figure out
how he executed the roles of his student.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
It's hard to say exactly, but I mean this is
the same school that had alcohol at the ball. I mean,
how many how many schools have actual beer and wine?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I'm going to say that this school you got kicked
out of would have I'd heard collegiate head alcohol them.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, they didn't have any any know, some pols did.
I was shocked when I went to the ball and
or when we were talking about the ball and everyone's like, oh,
it's awesome. At our ball, we get we give four
drink tickets.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And of course you plasted before you arrive anyway, And
it was in the admit one and the roles of
admit one, and so we knew from years gone by
that they had these things, and so as a result,
everybody bought Admit one. Those boxes have Admit one tag,
just in different colors, and then we worked out what
color it was, and then everyone was just so drunk
that people were vomitating and they had to shut the bar.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yes, so our school, I mean at the ball.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, all right enough, everyone's way way too wasted at
this ball. I think we may have been the last
year at that alcohol. They were like, we want to
treat you like adults, and we want to We want
everyone and if we treat them like adults, they'll be responsible.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
No, have you met Julang? Like he's been an adult
for what the best part of thirty years? Yeah, I mean,
and he's still be having the same I know, people don't. Yeah,
some people change, some people don't. Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
At our school, they got rid of the ball before
my time, during the eighties, so I started ninety three.
It's my third for me year. But before that they
got rid of it for about ten years, and so
when they brought it back was the nineties, and so
it was never called the ball when I went to it,
it was called the prom. It was just quite embarrassing
to say that I went to the prom.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh my god. Yeah, I thought that's kind of It's
kind of American, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
It's embarrassingly American, I think.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
No other school I've ever heard of in New Zealand
calls at the price.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
So they got rid of something, renamed it and brought
it back again.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, so basically alcohol problems. Everyone was turning out hammered
and so what the hell you know? People having six
on tractors and and getting hammered. That's what you do, Yeah,
that's what you do. And the tractors at your ball. No,
the after party though generally in a milk and.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Hip, just imagining a bunch of hay beells and some trackers.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
But genuinely, almost every every school ball after party was
in some sort of rural shed and there be people
having six on the track yea. But yeah, the principle
at the time threw his toys and went right, we're
banning the ball, and then eventually it got brought back
and and rebranded.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, so interesting one to take that away from kids
the next year because of the kids from the year before.
That's not fair. Was it a six and seven form? Balls?
At year twelve? And to day. Yes it was.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I actually went fifth one too, because I got invited
by an older lady.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Did you always her name? I'm not going to say
he goes the first name.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No, because it gives it away quite a distinct first name.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What about and wasn't Cassandra? Yeah, let's call it Cassandra? Okay?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I think did you?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Did you? Did you consummate them?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Now?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Harold's fifth form? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Year twelve eleven, year eleven, there's to be fifteen? Not
like morally I would have but she was not having
a bar of but she was seventh form? Why would
you have six or the form?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Take you what cradle snatch?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I know crazy, I don't know. Good to you, We're
just friends.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I look at you differently there?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Thanks? Well? The year thirteen and when you're in year eleven? Yeah?
Were there are like ten people at your school or something?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
No, inside school? Thousand kids?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah? Isn't it?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Isn't it funny when you think of age gaps when
you are, you know, at high school. Because we had
a guy in my form and when we were formed six,
there was this girl in Form four that all of
the boys would be like.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But way too young.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Two years younger than two years, not even sometimes something
is like a year and a half.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, And there was this one guy called quin Thorburn,
we'll name him Quinn Thorburn went for Sarah Paulson and
got her. But now two years' difference would seem like
absolutely nothing to get hot. But back then it was
like no, no, no, oh, hang on, now I'm thinking
of oh, okay, Sarah Paulson. Sarah Paulson, she's a Hollywood actor.
No no, no, not her.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Okay, she didn't go to what he college?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
No, no, no, quin Thorburn did, and Sarah Paulson, Sarah Paulson.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Quinn Thorburn's a cool.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
You don't know why he college? I thought you were
in Cambridge.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
No, I went to primary school in Cambridge and then
my dad got transferred by the bank. Why he beach
and the open Ah right, yeah, wespect yeah, respect.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I think that's open these days between twelve and twelve fifteen.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Already sure, Gordon Ramsey came along as he shut it down.
Shut it ah, yeah, they shut that down.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I mean, when's the last time you went into a bank.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's I went into a bank about four or five
years ago, and and it was I couldn't it was
not a bank. I did not recognize it as a bank.
I want to go back to the old days of
the bank, where you had the bank tellers behind what
was essentially bulletproof perspects and we're ready for those shields
(17:14):
to come up if someone's trying to rob you. And
nowadays they were standing at pods. They were standing beside pods,
just out in the open, and I was like, what
the hell is this place? And I realized it's cashless,
That's what it is. There's no money there anymore. Can
get money out of that bank, you can, but they
walk into a safe area that's at the back of
the thing. And nobody robs banks anymore because I'm hopeless.
(17:38):
You've got security cameras, there's no money to rob and about.
I think bank robberies peaked in about nineteen eighty nine. Yeah,
I agree, lots of cash around. Security was not as
good as it was now. The cameras were seemed to
be absolutely useless. They just the pictures that the camera
security gamers used to take back in the day was
(17:59):
so ordinary. Of course.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, I think there's probably less chrome now because there's
no cash.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, well, there's certainly more crime when it comes to
robbing daries than there of her husband because they've got cigarettes.
Cigarettes are worth forty bucks a pack.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
You've a emranded a dairy mash. That's suit of your
gym for a fight.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Car would be perfect for it.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Are you? Are you in the demio?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
He's in a two thousand and one Ford Focus? Oh? Yes, yeah, two.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It does. Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Actually, I think it might be two thousand and one.
I've been saying it's two thousand and two for the
longest time, and I think you might have wrote you.
I think you know your Ford Focus is better than
the next man. Probably did it with that guy that
you used to have that's not like blonde water but
but no, like I thought about it, and then I thought,
you know what, maybe don't do that.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
As a ramrod that goes on in your bed room
every night. Last night, three people, three rods. You remorated
three bloody diaries last night. What'd you take?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
And there you got? You got some vapes of the
flavor watermelon sugar.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yes, some watermelon sugar vapes.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
It's on the watermelon sugar VC mesh.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
All right, well thanks, we should probably thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
That's got the title for the podcast we have with it.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
No, are you happy with that mash.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Just before just before we go, I did not rememorate
three diaries last night. I don't say anything else. Your
Mike's turning the mics again.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Set balle podcast the new Solly podcasts on them. Hello,
welcome to the podcast without the Name. I was saying,
it's time to say goodbye from the Podcast with no Name.
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