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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hard Ache Breakfast thanks the Bunning's trade. Load up
on landscaping with Bunning's trade, didn't Jelly on radio host?
Well like my lips and steamy to the window. This
is good, good morning, welcome, I did a Heartache breakfast
for another week. Jeremy wells here Messi's here as well.
(00:22):
Good morning every Monday. Acc Here. Glane is going to
be joining us after around about six point thirty this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Did you spend any time with g Lane over the weekend? No,
I was going to because we went to an old school.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Event, right, okay, but you didn't see it there, No,
acc here.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Gulaye ended up in Carbo Island.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's in a couple of other families from the Divnport area.
Don't They book out a school camp over there or
something like that and head over there with a few
kids and just mingle for a few days.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
They book out the whole island and then everybody gets together,
the keys going the bowl and away they go. This
how works right?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
How much does the island cost you for the weekend?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
You know?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh? Probably fifteen million? Yeah, quite a lot. God he's
doing well at the moment. Oh, they do well. I
cross there on the shore. I'll tell you what property
price is going through the roof that's coming up this morning.
We'll be looking back at bed this one thousand. Oh.
I can't wait up next though? What would you do
if the pilot of your plane died the.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Hurchy Breakfast already your Hurdarchy.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Five bus Sex on the Hidacker Breekfast that is Pearl Jam.
So you may have seen this story came out last
week a Turkish Airlines flight from Seattle to Istanbul. It
was forced to make an emergency landing at Jfkport in
New York after the captain tragically passed away mid flight.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
You don't want that, Jerry, Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Do you not want deafitely don't want that? Fifty nine?
The captain was, how did he cart get? Forgive me
for asking all your respect? It doesn't actually say in
the article, but it must have come out by now.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, something heart attack related, maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Must be he lost consciousness apparently shortly after the A
three fifty the airbus took off. Despite immediate medically, if
it's the pilot could not be revived. So obviously I
tried to do a little bit of CPR on them. Yeah,
and in the end, the co pilot had to divert
the plane to New York. So the pilot had been
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with Turkey Sheer Lines apparently since two thousand and seven.
He had undergone routine health checks in March, which showed
no issues that would have impacted his ability to fly.
The flight landed safely and everything was fine. You got
two pilots on there, so she's all good.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So do you just have the two pilots to be
on board?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah? I think you can have more. But I just
looked it up before. How many pilots does are in Airbus
A three fifty ten and it says two.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I reckon. I backed myself to do Jerry, I reckon.
I backed myself if if we were to lose two
pilots on our way from Seattle to Standball there and
we had to emergency land in New York a JFK,
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I could land it, So you reckon. What they do
is they'd put out the call. Firstly, obviously, the person
who's the flight attendant, the chief floightded would say is
there a pilot on board? Both pilots have character YEP,
and and then there'd be if there was no one
that put up your hand. Is anyone who's competent or
stupid enough to fly this thing? And then you'd put
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up your hand.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, I'd say if they asked, maybe, is anyone here
confident and have the ability to kind of, you know,
function well under pressure? Is there anyone around that could
do that? Then maybe I'd put my hand up.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah. So what's the first thing that you do seeing
is have you ever flown a plane?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Have I ever flown a plane?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Now that I can remember?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And not that you can remember, well, I mean, can
you'd know if you've flown a plane? Like a couple
of like flight simulators the PlayStation five fired that.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Up a few times. I mean, how can I.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Don't know?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I've seen top gun, Like there's the stick, there's no stack. Okay,
well there's not a stick. What about I don't know
there's an accelerator, there's a break.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
No, there's no accelerator or break and a three.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Fifteen there's the pilot community is large here, radio HARDECHI
So I'm already quite nervous, able, I'm saying, but I reckon,
I can get it down, Dury.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
What would you do, though? You'd go? So you sit
in the seat, and then what's the first thing that
you do?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'd ask some help around me.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That's what I do, Juri, is because I know that
people around me might know something, so I'd make the
most of them. I'd ask maybe flight attendants if they've
seen anything.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, so why we just put the flight attendants in charge?
That's a good point. Why are you in charge? You know?
That is a good point.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
But they didn't have the confidence, jury, and and they
know how to be so calm and depressure like I do.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
They don't have the stupidity to put their hands up
in the first place. That's the difference. You're You're the
last person I would want fire the plane. Really, the
last person? Oh god, and man, I've just freaked out
and actually forgured. I figured out how to delete the
song out of the logs. Yes, sorry, mate, So you
can't even you can't even fly the show fly to April.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Sorry, that was a great timing.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I love the confidence. I take it back what I said.
I'm getting soles on the tex machine rightfully.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So, oh well, I love your confidence.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I reckon I could do it, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I've seen you drive your Ford focus all the straight up.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
For guards the Hurchy Breakfast already r Hurdarchy.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Try five six on the Hierarchy break First, How was
your weekend?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
By the way, miss, he was good man, I didn't
really do anything.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I'm just having to think Friday night had a blow
out here actually caught up with the met Heath after
his first week on ZB he came up to the
Empire taven here on the corner and all can CBD.
We had a bit of a catch up, just debrief
on the week that was, and then Forte on Sunday yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And that was about it for me.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I think how did he feel about his first week
on news tob Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I think he was pretty excited about it. I think
he was also, I mean, how did he say it?
Because he said it far nicer than what I was
about to there. I think he already is that's not
quite what he was expecting. You were saying really yeah,
and all the right ways he's saying that. He I think,
you know, you have a lot of fears. He had
a lot of fears going into their job. He thought
no one was going to listen. He thought everyone might
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hate him, and he thought that he was going to
be awful at it.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But it's every broadcast fear, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Surprise surprise. He's none of these things and really good
at it. So I think he's quite happy.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Oh good. I turned in a little bit on Friday afternoon,
nothing it might have been, and they were talking about
best pubs in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh see, that's my kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Bes country, best country pubs in New Zealand. And maybe
we need to borrow before he is content jury that's
good year. Well, essentially it was a four pillars. I
see what he'd done. He said the four pillars across
the news toox Be. I like it, okay, like classic Heath.
He had a whole set of criteria. Yeah, people were
calling up and they had these ideas, and he goes, well,
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that doesn't fit into this particular part of my criteria.
They're going had to be a certain distance away from
a major center, look a certain way, okay.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
And then did he accumulate a list of what four pubs?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Well, no, it wasn't quite. It didn't get that would
have been funny, okay, full of some of what was
called the four Bastions or something.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
No, anyway, how was your working all right, yeah, very
got very busy.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I went down to down to Hamilton with the Carrimandel
actually her family, and then I went across to Hamilton
for Daniel Vittori's investiture into the Saint Paul's Hall of Fame. Sorry, what,
Daniel Vittoris?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I heard you, but I didn't quite understand what.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Into the Saint Paul's Hall of Fame. Those words were okay, right?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So is he ever a bit of a shindig to
be put on the hall of fame there at Saint Paul's.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, put on the Hall of fame. He's just going
to be placed on the Hall of Fame and he's
going to stay there for ever. He's going to have
to live there. That's a sad thought. That's a tough place.
It's going to be hard home. If you live in
a boarding house, he's going to have to go to
the dining hall every day. He lives in a hall.
You'll quite like that.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's probably not that different to the Australian cricket room
changing room.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, it's true. He's very institutionalized, that young man.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
At your breakfast already.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Days you see here g Lane and this morning, how's
your weekend.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
You could good.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
It wasn't here Thursday Friday because I was in Kawoo
Island just off the Hadaki golf there.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Great times.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, former home of Governor Gray. Yeah. Did you go
to Mention a house where he lived.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
No, didn't go there.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
We walked around that bay, but didn't do much else.
But yeah, it was great. No no cell coverage. You know,
you gotta take your own rubbish off. You're gonna take
everyone off of you.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It was good.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Senny wallabies, no wallabies, no wallabies, hurd some kiwi did
some kiwi.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, you're sure it's not a worker.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
No, it's certainly not a wiker. God those workers.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
I'll tell you what I think about wickers punishing, but
amuse the kids for at least four days because I
see you catch your worker, give you a thousand bucks.
And basically there was a gang of twelve kids under
the age of nine years old, looking like Rambo. They'd
muddle over themselves. They had had boxes, they had weapons.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Didn't get near one. Yeah it's near one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Was safe. But yeah, good parenting. Yeah, I used to
I knew someone whose grandmother used to say that she'd
be like, you catch a seagull and you can keep
it as a pet. And so basically the kids would
spend three days trying to catch us go, trying to
trap it, yeah, trying to lest sew it, trying to
do anything I could to get one of those things,
because I mean, who wouldn't want a pet seagull.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
At one stage that on the worker hunt, there was
one particular kid. It was only four years old, and
there was a bunch of like kind of agger panthers
and kind of bush land, and he was standing there
for agents and then out of nowhere, he just got
airborne and just dived head first down the hell into
this bush trying to get this worker trying to claim
this thousand dollars award.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
He is miles away the week.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Is that cunning buggers? That cunning buggers, But they'll get
into your food.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I mean one stupidly gone into my fishing bag and
took one of my soft bake rigs, and god knows
where that soft bat is now is probably exiting that
poor worker at some stage.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
There's nothing nothing good about that. I was we were
talking about Governor Gray actually on this very show on Friday.
Really yeah, because we were talking about wallabies. Because of
course former South Island meet workingman I Stewart joined up.
Yes Thursday Friday. Well you were on Carwo Island and
way Mattia, which is his hometown. It's the home of
the wallaby.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Yep, absolutely yes, rabbid wallaby population and.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Governor Great tunes Out brought four species of wallaby to
Carwoh he also bought antelope, some zebras and some monkeys.
All right, yeah they're not there anymore.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Sounds like he could host quite a freaky party.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, he was running an old McDonald's farm. He just
come from the Cape. He just come from South Africa.
I see everywhere he went he bought animals from where
he was. Yes, he didn't see an antelope there either.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
No, I didn't see any.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I think they've got I think they've killed all the wallabies. Okay,
I think they worked out their massive piss ye.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But welcome along to the show here Glane.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
The Chy Breakfast al Radio Archy.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
On the weekend, I went back to our old school, Glane,
and I saw your name up on the.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I know I saw that.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
I saw that little little kind of troll that you
did on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Well, I was looking at the heads of school and
I don't know if you know about this, Meshi, but
acc here g Lane didn't just used to be the
head of the a SEC. He used to be the
head of the school that we went to.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Oh Jesus, I did not know that, but now I do,
And I know remontable, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Your name is up on well and I was board there.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yep, it is, absolutely it is.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
And my theory is that you know, you keep your
friends close, be your enemies closer. And I felt that
that was why I was Sillings. I felt like they
could control me more if they put me in a
place of responsibility rather than have me just running some
sort of sideline operation.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
The whole time.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
That's the inkling I got.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Anyone, It's an interesting school like that because the head
of school at our school, Meshi, used to have his
own apartment. It was really good. Yeah, I kind of
a stand alone. It was like a standalone like what
would you call it? Stand alone? A flat? A flat? Yeah,
inside of the school.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Okay, Well, two full up questions.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
We are in there alone, and then second question is
what were your responsibilities if hitd of school. What did
you have to do? Did you have to speeches all
that kind of thing. That's a lot of talking, Yeah,
a lot of talking.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Which I could handle.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, I can do it. I can talk.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Didn't like I was responsible for stuff, but not really.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Did you have to clean up your behavior at all?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (12:25):
I just kept it off the books?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Okay? Does that mean keeping it up the books? Lifted
to the week? Give it off the book? We were so,
I was there as part of an investiture for Davatory,
who was invested into the some Paul's Hall of Fame,
huge show, And well I was talking, chatting to my
old housemaster, Paul Wilson. Yes, lovely man.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Come fun fact about Paul Wilson. Ye me say that
he held the world record for running backwards over one
hundred meters.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's right, fastest man over one hundred meters backwards in
the world. How quake? I'd say thirteen seconds pretty fast.
That's surprisingly quack. He's still in great knack. He's probably
he'd be in his sexties. Yeah, good knack, Paul Wilson.
And he was a really good house master. He was
just he was great at turning a blind eye. Which
is what you need to do. He's the running backwards. Yeah, yes,
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and he told a great story. Was standing around there
with a few of the guys who used to go
to school with and he said, I got a good
story for you guys. And he said, oh yeah, he
has involved one of one of you boys. Actually good
and told And what is that story, mister Wilson. I
was struggling to Paul, and he goes, I was out
for a run on a Sunday afternoon after I was
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housemaster there for the first year, and running through Donnie
Park and Hamilton, just mining my own business. And I
saw a rustling and a bush. As I was running
past the bush, I had a look in and and
one of the people that standing there was one of
the young men, and he goes, and it was you
there and a bush getting amorous with one of the
young ladies from our school, and point he said, do
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I stop and say something? Or I thought, no, you
know what, it's going to be too complicated and going
to keep running, and so just keep running.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
That's how I read my responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yes, just keep running. At school, there was a lot
of turning a blind eye. Thank God for that. Oh
absolutely here's whole the breakfast already nine seven. I'm a
hidache briefist. That's the food fighters. So of the weekend,
there was an article that came out at fifteen signs
that you're more commonly. I mean, I know that you're commination.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
If you can accept you're common.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
No, I'm not saying I'm anything else but a common
piece of crap, then I'm fine with it. But you're
going to reassure me that I am.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I'm going to reassure because you're going to go head
to head with MESHI here, okay, and I'm going to
ask you fifteen questions around fifteen things, and you've got
to say whether this is something that you do or
you don't do, right, Okay, it sounds good. Yeah, talking
with your mouthful.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Honestly, I don't think I do that? Do I know
you don't do that.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
I think your former former Brickfast hosts he did. I'd
end up with half his lunch on me whenever I
go with him.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Shocking yeah and belching while you're talking. Oh yeah, voluntarily.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I think I might. I think I'm just a mouthful.
I eat with my mouthful. Yeah, Well, you talk with
him your talk with your mouthful.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I think. I mean, I try not to for the food,
but I have before.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Okay, it's one to you. Can you just put like
an that's either yes or no? Do we have pants
men making the skins?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Pants man's making the schools down?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I put it down one for you, mesh okay, pants Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Using your phone excessively in social situations, Oh yeah, for
both of you.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
I could be guilty of that. Yeah, sure, yep.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Not dressing appropriately for events, I'm.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Going to have to say that's definitely me. I wore
an anarek to a funeral once. I remember you.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
You were at that funeral, remember that's right, and.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Absolutely peeled a new one, but not by the family
who were going near to support, just by all you
and all my friends.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, who wears an anarek to a funeral? What even
is an anarek raincoat? It wasn't anna rak. I would
call it a raincoat. It was it was a raincoat.
He's also running a bloody shack it with dog per
all over it. We won't let go. Okay, So that
was that, And what about you?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I think the same. I address relatively and appropriately. I'm
usually it kind of on the more casual side, and
then that's about it. So pantsman, is that about two
three at the moment? Is it to gu Lane or
to myself?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah? Three? Two? To you?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Does that make me more common than gu Lane?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah? Yeah? Do I want to be more common than layer?
Being more of a piece of crept than g Laane?
The problems?
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Also? Can we not just keep it? Can you not
let them know till the end?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Please?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Pants? Otherwise? Is this going to try and rig it?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Okay? Speaking loudly in public places?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Guilty?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I don't think I am.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I don't think you are guilty of that. Actually laying
absolutely poor understanding of wine etiquette.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
I don't. I don't think. I think I've got a
good understanding of wine etiquette.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Just drinking heaps of it? Yeah, it's not necessarily a
good one, indiquit, No, I think you probably do.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
I'm all right.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What about you ignoring personal space? Neither of you are it? No?
I think I think zero for either of you. There,
poor grammar or excessive slang? Oh?
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Guilty?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Terribly am as well?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Aren't I?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Okay? Not sending thank you notes?
Speaker 5 (17:23):
I do it in my head.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That's not That's not like you know what you mean.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I mean, no, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Let you go.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Oh, I should probably in a thank you note for that,
and then that's as far as it goes.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
You're an upstanding citizen.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
My conscience goes, are you good, You're good? You thought
about it?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, that's that's not That doesn't work really assuming everyone
shares your opinions or tastes. Not so much, Meshi, No,
I don't think so. I don't think so, Meshi. Okay,
just regarding invitations or ris VP, so not replying to
aris VP, I know.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
I'm pretty good at that. I'm pretty good at that,
doming I was occasion where I might turn up uninvited.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
But have you ever replied no to an R s
v P.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
I am a serial acceptor.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Even if you can't go, you will still put yourself
down to.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
The serial acceptor.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, I can imagine that. You'll go to an opening
of an envelope, g Lane.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
I'll commentate the opening of a window about that, gossiping
about others openly.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You're both guilty of not respecting cues or lines.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Can't stand cues, lines, I can't. I don't do cues anymore.
I'm too old nightclubs, pars whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
What about lines, the lack of knowledge about current events.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
I know I'm pretty good at that.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I feel like i'm good there as well.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
You're not being punctual.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
No, I'm very punctual.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You're punctual. Assuming your social media presence defines you two.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
I reckon, especially around summer when he turns into festival
mesh with the open shirt and the gold chains and
the selfie and that at.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
St Mash is the worst and not adapting to different
social settings. You're guilty of that, Glane clapping in someone's
speaking of festivals. Okay, we'll come back with the results.
Pantsman will be collating the numbers, and we'll give you
the results of that fascinating test. They rushed there in
just a few seconds. He's Gorilla's on the Hardarchy Breakfast
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fourteen plus.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Seven the Hurdarchy breakfast already your hurdarchy about.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Seven, No, no breakfast, Gorillas. We're just doing a test
before with acc head g Lane, who's joining us this
morning on the show, and Mashi. The fifteen signs that
you're more common than you think. We went through a
list of a whole lot of things, and pants Man,
you did the tellies, How did you go? Ah, well,
Mash he had nine out of fifteen and then g
(19:47):
Lane Pip Tam just the ten out of fifteen. So
g Lane, you're less common in the more common more common?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yeah, damn right, I'm more common.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
There's no way you're more common than me. You live
on Narronick Beach on the North Shore. It doesn't mean
any freshly renovated house.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
It doesn't mean anything any I mean what these are
social occasions, This is not This is not how you live.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
This is like you know, this is how you live
your life every day.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I mean signs of commonness. And you've managed to get
ten out of fifteen and I've managed to get nine
out of fifteen.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Jerry. Yeah, well, I mean the thing about this mess,
you're surprised. You can live in a very nice house,
you can have all the money in the world like
acc here g Lang does have. Yeah, it's the head
of a very very profitable organization. But it does not
mean that at your core you are not an absolute
piece of crap. I mean what we're looking at across.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
The this there, But I mean this is saying more
about you now, Jerry, because you're comparing the commonness to
being a piece of crap.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'm not sure if that's how being common works. Oh,
I think it is. Well, the more common, the more
of a piece of you are. Oh yeah, absolutely, really yeah, okay,
fair enough for totally okay, really quickly though, Jerry, if
you cast your eyes down that list of fifteen questions,
there are fifteen things that make you apparently common, you.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Can you, I don't know, agree with any of those.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I've done my own little personal telly here and and
it turns out I'm not nearly as much of a
piece of crap as either of you too, not nearly
as much. I'm coming in at four. I mean, I
think most of the listeners will agree. You know, most
of the listeners who are listening now that they'd probably
be in the six to seven, maybe eight low range.
You guys coming in at what twelve and ten? Was it?
(21:25):
Nine and ten? Nine and ten? Achieve? Achiever. I still can't.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Figure out what's been better higher or lower in the numbers. Lower, Well,
so there's me, Yeah, I saw obviously done better out
of that.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
And do you know what, Yeah, I think you score
the less interesting you are Okay, think that's that's I
think it goes from.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Scale of piece of crap to boring.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
That's not the right purity test, is it. Okay, So
where do you guys sit on mounted televisions in that case,
because there's someone else that's come out and said here
that mounted televisions are the real sign that you're a
piece of crap.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I'm not guilty. Mine's not mounted. It's on a It's
on a stand in the corner of the lounge.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Are there, Oh, use it on a stand? Yeah, okay,
I think that's means your piece scrip as well.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Minus mounted.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
You've got a mountain, you're mounted, mounted on an angle.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Has it got one of the ones you pulled out
like a hospital No?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
No, it just sits flat on the wall. I made
sure I didn't get a hospital one.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Okay, yeah, the hospital one. It's not a good sign. Hey,
good good counting. By the way, Pens meant thank you,
really appreciate it's some of your best work ever.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Here's ACDC the hurd Achy breakfast already your hurdarchy.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Seven three on the Hierarchy Breakfast. You look very relaxed today, Glane.
I've got to say you look like a man who's
been a one on a very relaxing holiday.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Oh yes, yeah, you know, like this is the best
I've felt in about three weeks, I must admit. And
I had a nice relaxing time on cow Ow Island,
just in the Hurdarky golf over the weekend at Camp
bents On, which is normally a school camp, but you
can hire it out and take your wounding kids there
and just let them loose into the bush.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
There isn't nothing more relaxing than a family holiday camping
with other people because you just especially with the little kids,
they just basically they free range. Yep. It's good when
you get to the age where you don't have to
where all you have to worry about is feeding your kids.
You don't have to worry about their ablutions.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
No toileting, no toiling, theres come back for food.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
And you don't have to worry about water safety. You know,
where they can when they're not going to drown, where
they can swim. Yeah that's huge.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Well I just put them in life jackets anyway. I mean,
I know they can swim, but just an extra layer
of safety. They just run around in life Oh.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
So could be running around on the land and life jackets,
especially the youngest one. Oh okay, yeah, he's probably a
little a.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Lot of wolf fishing, a lot of a lot of pushing.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
And you don't even need to worry about roads on
Carbo because there's no there's no roads, no cars.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Nothing, just wickers doing terrible things to each other in
the bushes, that's all.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, and and other people doing and the parents doing
terrible things to each other. Imagine if it was your
situation with the friends that you're running, there'd be keys
in the bowl and she'd be away.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Laughing at There's no cars, so you've got to improvise.
There's no keys, So it's mainly just kind of coffee cups.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Just kind of circle the.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Coffee cups, because everyone brings their own coffee cap and
everyone's got their own keep caup.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Oh really is it?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
That's where you keeps the keys, So you're the keep cap.
So are you going to reach in there?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Oh? What is it? Keep caups in the dishwasher? Is
that what it is?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Just in the on the table? Just reach in. I
got Sam's Oh did you yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
She's Who's Sam?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
He's a good duty breakfast all.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Radio Space has successfully launched and landed the most powerful
rocket ever built, the one hundred and twenty one meter
Starship launch from Texas. We've got the audio here of
the launch.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I've gone deeper, fellas, I've managed to track down the video.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
What's in it? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
What's in it? I don't know animals.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I've got no information for you at all other than
that's what the takeoff sounds like.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Not even a chimpanzee.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
So it asks me where that crowd's coming from.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
It's got a live studio audience. It's recorded in front
of a live study audience like sitcoms used to be
in the eighties. I'm going to go.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
It's this massive dilly fling up into the air well.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
It looks a little bit like so it took off
this and this is the landing part coming in now
you're listening to it looks like a giant cigarette. I
would describe it as a cigarette that the bottom of
it's lit up like a like a malble.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Red and it reverses back into the stand.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
It took off from year it was listened to the
crowd they stoke, is it's coming down now? It's got
a whole lot of stuff coming at the bottom of it,
like the end of a Roman candle. We can see them.
It's listen to their crowd. Their crowd's fake, surely. And
now it's slotting down into the tower from whence it came.
(25:40):
And then the giant arms which released it in the
first place then just clasped back onto it, and the
seg he's put back in the packet.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
That's incredible.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
What's the point? But what was the point? Well, was
anything in it?
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Was there any sort of was there any sort of jeopardy,
any sort of jeopardy there? Not even like a cat
or a dog in there that we could get. Oh
if it died, and yeahoo survived.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Well one stage though, I'm looking at that thing coming
in and if things go wrong like that goes to
the wrong place, that's going to absolu and that decides
just to drop in because at one stage it was
going fifteen thousand, six hundred k's an hour. That's fast.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
So I'm just having a read here, so this could
get nerdy quickly. Is the rocket seventy one meter super
heavy booster separated forty miles above the earth, The upper
stage pushed onto an altitude of nearly ninety miles looping
around the planet at seventeen thousand miles per hour before
splashing down in the Indian Ocean as planned. That is
just the booster that landed back in the arms, if
that makes any sense. So the rocket, there's still a rocket.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Elsewhere, so they asked the rest of it into the ocean.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yep, who's cleaning that up?
Speaker 6 (26:45):
I get a lot of jyp just of a little
beer can accidentally falls off a boat, you know, pretty
much like getting fined and arrested and shamed on part
social media. This goes dumping like half rockets in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Piece of crap. Yeah, hold on, we can talk as
New Zealanders. We've got a naval ship at the moment
of some more leaking oil into a wreef, into a
pristine reef and then what so nothing on it, Mashi,
there's nothing in it.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
For what I understand, there's nothing in that part. There's
like a rocket that is traveling around the world as
we speak. But that's just the booster that's entered up there,
that has landed back in the arms of the thing
that we were talking about. Originally.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
You might as well just you know, like you've got
you've got some criminals on death Row, just chuck them
in the rocket to go. I'd rather go out in
a rocket than get fried in a literature straight out there.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, I think they generally won't try and sort of
give guys on death Row some amazing experience. It's not
really the way. Julana doesn't really worked like that when
they're trying to more funding about their lives as grimly
as they possibly.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Can, more fun for the viewer, more fun for the
viewer with the.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Sight of glass so you can see their faces as
they're going up. It's great viewing. But this is the
Hurdarchy breakfast.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
The Hurchy breakfast. Already your Hurdarchy.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Fourteen minutes to wait on the Hurdarchy breakfast. It's National
Dessert Day. It's also National Mobile Phone Day.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Oh come on, no, come on, now, you two, come on,
come on.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
You're like a week and a half, even the week
and a half into it, and you're delving into the
radio piece of crap guy book on what national day
is that? Now you're not only gone for one you
punish me with National Dessert Day earlier, and now now
you're doubling down with what World Mobile Phone Day.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
We haven't even got stuck into World Dessert Day. You'll
be coming back to that after We're going to tuck
into your favorite dessert. How you like to eat it.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I'm into that.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
When you can and can't eat dessert, there's so much
to cover off.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Oh, that's true. What are the rules exactly?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
What other rules will desert? I feel like there are
more rules with dessert when you can and can't eat
dessert than there are with say, drinking.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Yeah, i'd agree that because you don't go to an
airport and have a dessert at seven in the morning,
but you can go to an airport and crush a beer.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
It's six in the morning.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, an airport. We'll talk about this later on, but
I think the airport is a because of the time zones. Yeah,
that occur. People are traveling here with different time zones.
It's a twenty four to seven.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Drinking Yeah, a time warp.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Yeah, it's the only place you can go and order
around the beers at Steve in the morning and don't
get judged exactly.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Well, are you being judged?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
But if you're in a time why can't you order
a dessert at that time as well.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
This is the thing anyway, So it's mobile phone days.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's mobile phone. I don't even know if I want
to talk about mother phones. There's so much chat in
my household about mobile phones. When you're allowed your phone,
when you're not allowed your phone? How long you can
spend on your phone?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
If you see rules? Have you in your household?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Jerry?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Oh yeah, okay, Well what are those rules? Let's start there.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Well, firstly, you're not allowed your phone in your room
at night.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
That's good, Corn, I haven't ruse that was. That's more
rule for me.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Hold are your kids to No, it's a rule for me.
What your kids imposed that on you?
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Yeah? You're using all the data Dad, you've got a
family data plan. Where's all this data? Pa?
Speaker 6 (29:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, you're not alloweder than your room. I think two
hours a day. Two hours a day is the limit.
That's quite that's quite generous.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yeah is it generous?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I mean I don't know how long your weekly average.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Let me have a look.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I need this is we were going to end out
your screen time?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I bet it's way too much? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Probably? How do I find it out?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Again? You go like you keep swiping right, swipe right,
swipe right. Not like that, but just keep swiping right. No,
that's tender you're thinking. Eventually you'll get to the place
where it says weekly.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Oh you're My average per week is three and a
half hours. That's per day, sorry, three and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, three and a half hours. Oh yeah, okay, yeah,
what's your Yours would be heaps.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Nineties, But I use it for work. Some mine's five hours,
but it's work.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
It's work, really five hours.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Yeah, jesus, I'm on the road a lot. I'm on
the phone more porn.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, exactly, exactly. I'd love to see the breakdown of yours.
Although while we're away overseas, we had a quick look
through g Lane's phone and it's a it's an apps.
I would describe it two words, dog's breakfast. There are
millions of apps. It's crazy. Look at it gives you
(31:12):
a he's got so many apps and he's got them
in these weird folders that don't make any sense at all.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Yes, they do the gambling, shopping, travel news, music, finance.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Pawn, pawn, it's huge.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
What do you have such a large pornography folder for?
That's what my home screen looks like.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
There's just simple and effective. You've got the weather and
stuff down the left there.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
It just summarizes you in general.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Simple you simple. And then a few apps on the
side there that you.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Know just what that that says simple and boring.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Simple.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
And you want to see g Lane's desktop, it's just
documents open.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
There's things everywhere. It's got a lot going on.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Okay, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
And my whole life is full of open apps, all
the ones, all of them open and running a.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Lot of balls in the air at any given time.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
They breakfast already?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Is Texas just coming? All this relatable chat feels like
a week attempt at Seinfeld. But bring back the number threes.
That's why g Lane's there. He's there for a reason. Well,
last week we would focus. We went ones, twos, threes Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Ones on Monday, twos on Tuesday, threes on Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
What happened Thursday Friday? Do you let me down?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Well? Former South Island meat working a nice shirt joined.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Us, wasn't big on the ones teas and three Well
I had to clean.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
The pallow me where was he going to go? Fours
and five?
Speaker 5 (32:38):
I have done what Anna do and just worked the
ones and twos.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
We already worked the ones and twos, ones and twos
to death, would work the threes. There are no fours
and fives, tu Lane, Well maybe there are actually with
you and your plumber mate.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
How don't talk badly about Sam. It was a good
night swapping keip cups.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
When you swap keep cups, is that what it's called nowadays?
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Yeah? Yeah, kesin Keizer.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
So last week, coming up after eight o'clock, we are
going to get stuck into desserts, are we. I know
it's eight o'clock in the morning. I know it's early,
but we are going to get stuck into desserts because
it's World Dessert Day and I want to know what's acceptable,
what's not acceptable in the world, in the world of desserts,
what's popular? What's not popular? Where does everybody sit on
(33:27):
a term of sue? What do you sit on a
banana split? What do you sit on a breulet?
Speaker 5 (33:32):
I'll tell you what I'm all about. Puncunching sticky dates.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Your tongue out of that sticky date. This is the
Hidarchy breekfast Radio, Hurdarche.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
The Hurchy Breakfast already Darchy recording.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Well, go on to the Hurdarchy Breakfast Monday, the fourteenth
of October twenty twenty four. Meshes here this morning morning. Jerry,
Happy Monday, Mace Happy Monday, mash in acchit g Lane morning.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
It is? What a morning team? You down three now
in the America's Cup? Go ky, we give them a taste.
Did anyone watch it well? Did anyone watch it live?
That's my challenge.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Not good timing? Is it? You've got to say? Not
good for the New Zealand audience. But I don't think
anybody particularly is taking into consideration how New Zealand audience
is feeling about this America's Cup.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
No, I think you're right.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
So what's going to happen if they won? Where's it next?
That's better? I suppose red.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Is it on the coast? I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
No, I think it's in land, Jeter.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Is it on the coast anywhere in Saudi? That's where
it's going to go.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Because a little bit of the money. Yeah, I think
it's high. It's better. That's where it's going next. I
don't know where that is exactly. It's World Dessert Day today.
We're going to get into desserts next.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
I have been waiting for it.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
You know that I've said it at the top of
the document here it's World Dessert Day.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
We should talk about desserts.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Terram asou quimbrew lay but no, no split, just the name three.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, that's right. And we know g Lane's feelings on
a sticky date pudding and what he likes to do
with his tongue.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
They breakfast all.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Radio because it's World Dessert Day. Yep.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Know what you've done here.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
You've gone to the Peace Crap Radio Handbook and you've
looked at what events are around the world, and every
day there's something. It's World Uncle Pest Day, it's World
Mobile Phone Day, World Dessert Day, and you've chosen World
Dessert Day.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah. Well we talked about mobile phones because there's also
World Yeah, mobile Phone Day.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Anyone's birthday today you can talk about is famous. On
History Today.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
You know, we've got a segment called Today in History.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Oh okay, good, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Jason Jason Heyder's voice, he's actually he's got it starting
a great job. Jason Hoyt voicing of this particular thing
here The History of Today with Jeremy James Drummond Dwells.
It's okay, history from the Shire.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Okay, it is from the sh Anyway.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
International Dessert Day, International Dessert Day.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Yeah, what is our national dessert?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
By the way, it's probably the pevlover. Yeah, you're right,
not my favorite dessert.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
I agree with you because I think it's got nothing
to it. It's just here. I think I need something
with a bit of substance. Hence, I'm mass a fan
of the sticky day.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
So even if you cream it up, put some kiwi
on top of it, a couple of straws now, it's
still not for you.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
I'm going to g eat a whole pevl over and
not before.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
That's a fair point.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
It's too much ere. I love that. I love that.
When you sit on a urmassou.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
I'm okay with a termassou, okay with it.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I've come around on a turmassou recently. You used to
find that it tasted too much like coffee, didn't you too?
Coffee tasting? Yeah, but a bit kind of squishy, a
bit mushy, and a bad one. It's kind of foul.
But I've really come around and I've had some good
ones recently, and I shared one with you actually at
Hitler's favorite restaurant.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
The Italian restaurant.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Did you get two spoons and you're a dessert.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Intertwined and you go around with the dessert fellers, you
end up feeding yourself, don't you?
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Yeah you do. Yeah, if he.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Was Gebles, it was really hot apple pie.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
I'm a bit of I'm happy, like I think it
the Grannies apple pie, the ones you can go from
the supermarket, there's quite a.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Yeah, yeah, yes, non Us is it?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Who's Nona?
Speaker 5 (37:29):
It's an Italian grandmother.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I think it's Nana, isn't it. I'm pretty sure there's
a Nana's brand.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Yeah, Like I'm a I don't know about you guys
stand on supermarket desserts. I'm a huge fan, you know,
like the Siah Lee sticky date pudding, or there's the
Missus Rogers sticky toffee pudding.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
These Missus Rogers.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Yeah, all these aren't Betty sticky dates? So would you
who's sticky date? Would you rather? Tongue punch? Aren't Betties,
Missus Rogers or Sia Lee's.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I won't go past the Siah Lett. I mean I
do like Siah Lee. Yeah, I'm a big fan of
the serally surrially Apple Danish. Oh but you can get
the apple Danish dessert. That's that's delicious.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Okay. Not a fan of Missus Roger.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I've never had Missus Roger.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
I don't think i've Missus Rogers.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Did you make that up?
Speaker 5 (38:11):
No? I haven't made it up?
Speaker 6 (38:12):
But no, I haven't made it up. Aren't Betty's obviously
she's been around for years. She's a battle act.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, we all know about Aunt Betty. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Where do you go to sit on a Brandy Snap?
You know, Papa put a cream up in the middle
there and then have that on Christmas. It's more of
us kind of summer holiday snack, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
Huge fan?
Speaker 6 (38:29):
You love a brand huge fan of Brandy Snap, purely
for the comedy value of going up to usually.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
The grumpiest person at Christmas.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Like, you know, there's always one person who just doesn't
want to be there, pounding beers in the corner.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
I hate everyone. Haven't given any presents, haven't received any
because they.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Suck and you and you go up with the Brandy
Snap and you're like you chat away and you bring
it to your mouth like you're about to eat it,
and then there's go and just get rid of the
whole entire contents of the cream in their face and.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Then just walk away.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
What do you say to the allegations of the brandy
STAPs Quite difficult to because once you actually bite into it,
then it crushes down, it goes everywhere.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
That's why you should only use it as a blow dart.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Basic you do. Lane. Here's David Bowie eleven past date
on the Hierarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Already r Hurdarchy cord past eight on the Hiderarchy Breakfast.
We're talking desserts because it's World Dessert Day. Interestingly, the
Lanes and this is not a tradition in our family,
but you have brandie steps on Christmas Day.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Yes, yep, after the Christmas lunch. The dessert always involves
brandy snaps. Well, it used to until I started blowing
the cream into people's faces and then put a foot down.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Okay, but you only blow it into the most boring
person who's there at Christmas.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Yeah, so yeah, that's that. That's almost a tag.
Speaker 6 (39:46):
So if you've been if crean's being blown into your
face at one of my Christmas days you suck there
you go.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
There's always someone who doesn't quite who doesn't quite make
any effort. What are the desserts do.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
You have on the table at Christmas?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Tu Lane?
Speaker 6 (39:58):
The Lane christ there usually is a pav, even though
you know that's just parcel of a Christmas Us on
Christmas Day, surely as the pav a little bit of
eating mess every now and then a lazy and just
using leftovers of pev and marshmallows and cream.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
No Christmas pud. I imagine that the Lane family Christmas
because it would just go through you. And most of
the Lanes have problems with their bows. So yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Well we did it, we were.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
There was a tradition with the Christmas point when you'd
cover it in brandy, and when my grandfather used to
put like half bottle of brandy on it, and his
favorite thing was alighted on fire and flames going everywhere.
But then my nana, who was an angel, loved to
love to drink, would run over and try and put
it out immediately because she wanted she wanted more boos
on the Christmas cake.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Well, she was worried that too much was going on
the Christmas cake and not enough was going into her glass.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Correct.
Speaker 6 (40:46):
Yes, So she was a big fan of putting the
flames out, whereas Grandad was a big fan fan of
setting it a light.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Jeez, I love a Christmas cake. Nothing better than a
Christmas cake, especially I've got one side of my family
really good cocks. Another side of my family are terrible.
And the really really good cook side of my family.
They do a thing where they soak the fruit for
about six weeks before it goes into the Christmas cake.
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So it's like a process going into Christmas starts in November.
It's too much with the soaking of the fruit and
the brandy and so so all this fruit just soaks
up all this brandy and then they make the cake
based around that. But it's got so much alcohol in
the cake it's it's about four standard drinks. So if
you eat eat a bowl and the kids get absolutely
(41:35):
hammered from this particular cake, they've got no idea what's
going on. But it's so moist and so good.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Why does that hold?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
It's moisture so well Christmas cake because you can quite
often just have the teatawel over it. Put it in
the pantry can't you for a couple of months almost
oufter Christmas?
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Or am I dreaming on that?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I think you're right. I think it does it. It
certainly holds a lot moisture than the Christmas ham. Oh
the Christmas ham doesn't hold moisture too well. And you're
still eating that ham generally in mid January.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
Good for cleaning that the air inside. Yeah? Where do
you stand on a microwave cake?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I would not bide a microwave cake? Can you do
cakes in the microwave? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:08):
Yeah? Shit?
Speaker 3 (42:08):
You like a Are you thinking of like a self
sourcing pudding or something like that in a mug?
Speaker 6 (42:12):
No, I'm thinking anyone who's ever been served a cake
that's round or a hole in the middle has been
done in a microwave.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, here you go.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
I think that Missus Rogers just looking at the label
here looks like a former Allison Holst. Alison Hols just
did that brand, didn't you.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Well? Also, Missus Rogers tastes better the.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Hod Achy Breakfast al Radio A twenty two on the
Hardeki Breakfast. We're talking desserts this morning because it's World
Dessert Day.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
It's a real It's a real divider, isn't it dessert?
Because some people aren't dessert.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Some people are not desert. Forget about it. I'm not
a child. I mean it dessert.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
I've had that line delivered to me really, yeah, absolutely, so, yeah,
I reckon it's going to divide the nation because people don't.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Do you have dessert every night?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I would if I could, okay, but I generally have
ice cream every night. Is that dessert? Would say that
that's a dessert. But it's just ice cream out of
a out of a cause its dessert. I don't have
jelly with it. I would have thought that to actually
make a dessert, you've got to have kind of a
(43:19):
couple of things going on.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
So you're saying a bissert has to be more than
two items.
Speaker 6 (43:24):
So if you stick a wafer, a pink like a
pink wafer in the top, that's all of a sudden, put.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Some hundreds and thousands some Hershey's chocolate syrup on it,
that's put an ice cap on it. Just if it's
just ice cream alone, that's just that's the main meal.
To be honest, Are you putting the Hirshey's chocolate sauce
on it every time. Well, I am, actually I have
been recently. We ran out recently, But oh my god,
the Hershey's chocolate sauce, the syrup, the chocolate syrup.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
So you are pretty much I think a dessert every
night here. If you're running, what kind of ice cream
you're running?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Well, I won't put the I'll draw the line at
certain things. I won't put the chocolate syrup on. For example,
the best chocolate syrup for me is on is on
orange chop chip ice cream?
Speaker 5 (44:04):
Oycho? What are you five?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Orange chocchip ice cream with her She's chocolate syrup on
the top of it. You pert chocolate on chocolate with
a delicious Jeffrey, Oh so good.
Speaker 5 (44:15):
You strike me as more of a Neapolitan kind of guy.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Me.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
Yeah, just that sicko kind of Neapolitan vibe that you give.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Oh, pulling a brown eye when you've got your downstairs
operation poking through the bit. I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Are you a rub and raisin top of goy ju?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Lame? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
You love a ramen?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
You don't, do you? What are you? Eighty R? Flavor?
It's my dad's favorite flavor. Nobody likes rum and raisin before.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
There have been half a song. Jerry, you were talking
about the fact that your mother was it that makes
a Christmas cake. She likes to soak the dried fruit
for about six weeks before she makes a Christmas create
cake for that Christmas.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Definitely not my mother. She's never made a dessert in
her life. She's not a baker. But no, it's on
the other side of the family, on Tolsy side of
the family. Okay, go for the she goes for the
six week soaking of the fruit. Well, get this text
up in your mate. My uncle soaks fruit for a year,
then has the cake sit for another year. It's a
two year process to get it into Christmas. Wouldn't it
(45:14):
be stale the cake by the time you do a
two year cake.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
I think that's euphemism as well. He soaks his fruit
and then he backs the cake and.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
It's a two year process to get through to one
holiday season. It always, it's always, there's always a euphemism,
especially with things like bananas, but et cetera. Morning Man's
missus Rogers cakes are always moist, says this texture.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Well, is that right? It tastes better? Rogers tastes better.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Hey, I heard a surprising voice at a drive through yesterday,
and I want to talk about that. It shocked me.
It was disgusting.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
Was it your conscience playing you're not to eat CAFC?
Speaker 1 (45:49):
No, it wasn't. It wasn't. That happened later on when
I was OK, just after I'd finished eight five. Matt,
it's not Matt and Jerry, it's the radio had to
keep brick five bucks in the jar.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Mate the Hurchy Breakfast al Radio Archy had specs.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
He's on a hardacky breakfast. It's eight thirty six, which
took in the news headlines about eighteen people in Germany.
They have needed medical attention because they watched an opera
called Sanctus Susanna, which apparently pushes boundaries. Three people were
treated by a doctor for excessive nausea. So we've found
it on the internet and here's the trailer.
Speaker 5 (46:27):
I mean, are we just going to blast this though
I haven't heard it, but go?
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Are we sure there's not going to be anything inappropriate
in this?
Speaker 5 (46:32):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Describe what you're seeing here?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Is currently seeing a nun laying okay right straight into
the lesbian two making two.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Women making love and there's a whole lot of nuns
standing around seeing there's people who are crucified, who are
being hung from a climbing wolf, a climbing wall.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Oh, now, there's a bit of a jaunt going on. No,
some more naked people.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
There's a lot of naked tea by the locks of it.
This particular trailer.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Here, this person's climbing into a bell, nude up the rope.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
There's some spanking occurs about now, some rollerblading.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Even so, it's part it's part Starlight Express, part fandom
of the opera, isn't it? And we're going to look
at it. There there's people on rollerblades.
Speaker 5 (47:28):
Dwarf Pope, the Dwarf Pope spinning around like a spinning wheel.
It's great, it's great.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Start bringing out here jokes aside.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Do we know what it's actually about? Do we have
any kind of plot lines being given to us on
the internet? Did I overhear you so before, Jerry, that
Jesus might be homeless in this play?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yes, so there's a homeless Jesus. But it's an adaptation
of a nineteen twenty one opera which was written by
some dude, and so obviously it's not. It's nothing like
the original to.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
The Bruce Mason. That's what I say. Get it to
the Bruce Mason immediately.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
A one act show that lasts almost three hours, has
no breaks, sounds punishing, but shows sex acts, real and
simulated blood, painful stunts, alongside graphic portrayals of violence and nudity.
That's got you written all over it to lame. It
tacks all my boxes.
Speaker 5 (48:22):
Literally.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Some of the shocking scenes include naked performers appearing as
clappers and church bells. It's not shocking interesting. Others scaling
walls while wearing only harnesses, Well that's good. I mean
you'd be wanting to wear harness when you It's a
lot of brain action in that. I did see that
in the trailer here, and a crucifix shaped sword being
thrust down on an actress's strata right, Well that's pretty full, honess.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
I feel a bit queasy now after talking about that.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Just let those what eighteen people that had to go
to hospital after seeing that three hour performance over there.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Wow, this business says from the opera, we recommend that
all our audience members once again very carefully read the
warnings so they know exactly what to expect. I suspect
that there's some people that turned up expecting the old opera, oh,
the one from one hundred years ago, and they got
a little bit of a shock that sector. Yeah, the
Breakfast al Radio twelve to nine h breach firstad is
(49:18):
the Killers. So New Zealand have gone three up in
the America's Cup a Lorna.
Speaker 6 (49:24):
Yeah, no one's watching it except waking up and ridding
the headlines and go whoo kiwi.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, Cup's coming home, yea, cups coming home. But the
races probably never are.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
No, they'll be in the Middle East something anyway.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Tragically. But there's been some controversy overnight because New Zealand
commentator and Sky Sport commentator Stephen mcgiver, former former Sky Sport.
I think he was on Sky Sports Speed, you know that.
Speaker 5 (49:53):
One, not not the drug one, the one of the
motorsports that's.
Speaker 6 (49:57):
Right with Greg Murphy's around for Royle now replaced by
Lesie McGoldrick.
Speaker 5 (50:03):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
He was an original Sky sporter. Stephen mcguiver. He started
on Sky in nineteen ninety ninety one when Sky started.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
Yeah, he worked on ones. He'd be in Hamilton before that.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Oh there you go, jeez, you know.
Speaker 6 (50:20):
Yeah, well I helped write the mckiva files where we
pranked him for years.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
Yeah, we used to do terrible.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Stuff to him.
Speaker 6 (50:29):
He used to drive him crazy. Take the mouse out
of his keyboard, out of his mouse thing, remove his
vowels on his keyboard, just stuff.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Like that, just real mature stuff.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
He's easily pranked, that's for sure. So Stephen mciva is
doing the post race interviews.
Speaker 6 (50:43):
So he's somehow I minuted to talk his way onto
the World commentary team. Stephen mcciva as a I don't
know how he's managed to bluff his well onto there
as a sailing expert. But he's come on stuck a
couple of times.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Well he's come on stuck this morning. Well has he
come unstuck because it seems like a bit of I
don't know, a little bit of negel from both sides
really Anyway, he so postmatch, so it's just so Ben
Ainsley's just lost three nil down and they're on the
boats and he's doing the he's doing the interview and
and he says, should we play the audio?
Speaker 6 (51:15):
We've still believing that you're you're as close when it
comes to performance because they get that feeling coming off
your boat.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Maybe that's the keeping commentate you and your mate.
Speaker 5 (51:27):
Okay, I'll take that one on the chin and thanks, buddy.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
So that beat there is calling him an iffing wanker
live on the brook, I think he was more even
say thank you.
Speaker 6 (51:43):
He's like, I think he was more angry that Stephen
mckivor called him buddy. I think that's what annoyed him
more than the question. Because if anyone's you've just installed
someone and then gun no worries buddy.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
Yeah, I'll take that one on the gym, buddy.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
I mean that's it's unfair fst of all, because I mean,
like you're saying he's doing in the barrel of the
threat of a three defeat, that there might be some
kind of down trout and the works coming up for Bensley.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Don't say that, man, what have you done? Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (52:11):
But before San Francisco, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
I did see that.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
That was the first America's Cup that I ever watched
it actually, so I do need to be slightly careful,
but like this is fine, all right, It's all wrap
that boys don't don't just go just don't worry about it. Anyway,
back to this sting in my Carver situation. What was
I actually even thinking about this? I can't remember. Oh
did he think the microphone was off at the end
there because he took a long time, didn't he beans
lead to to say to drop his if?
Speaker 6 (52:37):
And I think that I think the crew were waiting
him for him to sign off, like you're right, say
thanks mate whatever tomorrow, you know, waiting him to sign off,
hang out like an old man's nappy and then just
drop the f and winker.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
I'm not sure. I think pants ban this audio you've
got on my wall here. It's different to what we
played before. Can I play that?
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (52:58):
So apparently this is.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
Still going to swear it and it so I can't
play that manually? Be you will try and manually we'll go, well,
hang on, you're actually going to try to no promise
me your election? Fine, we've been around. You're as close
when it comes to performance. Because they get that feeling
coming off your boat. Maybe that's the key we commentate
(53:20):
you in your mate boys. I'll take that one on
the chain and thanks buddy.
Speaker 5 (53:28):
There you go? What on see what I fellas.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
Okay, there it is.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
Trust us. Did you see I think it was? It
was definitely the buddy. It wasn't the question.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
It was you're not my buddy. Imagine being on the
phone with the mate and you think, all right, see
your buddy, buddy.
Speaker 5 (53:47):
Is he the most foul mouth night of the realm
in the world.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Where he's got a mouth like a sailor?
Speaker 5 (53:55):
Was that that sulting?
Speaker 1 (53:56):
Here's a sailor. Seems like a bit of a wound.
Speaker 4 (53:58):
There you breakfast all Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
That is MGMT on the Hurdachy Breakfast and that is
the Hurache Breakfast for Monday, the fourteenth of October twenty
twenty four.
Speaker 5 (54:08):
We did it day.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
Wait at it on World Dessert Day.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
And World Mobile Phone Day.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Yeah, World mobile phone I mean is a World Mobile
Phone Day?
Speaker 5 (54:18):
Does it need a day?
Speaker 1 (54:19):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
It's wounding everyone every.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Day is World Mobile Phone Day. That's the problem. Yeah,
it's the whole problem with the world. Thanks very much
for coming in.
Speaker 5 (54:27):
Ge name a pleasure, A pleasure. I think you've got
South Island meat worker min I Stewart tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 5 (54:33):
Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
And then you're coming in later in the week. So
you're going, oh you going one for one for one.
Speaker 6 (54:38):
Yeah, yeah, I think I'm just a Friday Monday Friday specialist,
you see. Yeah, one's on Monday, two is on Friday.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Oh good on you, thanks for coming in. Podcast is
going to be able to live an am this morning
on iHeartRadio or wherever you find your pods?
Speaker 5 (54:51):
And should we play the uncensored version of that if
and wanker audio?
Speaker 1 (54:57):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 5 (54:58):
You know what, I really like being Amesley now, he's
really warming to me.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
Here's Divan and will see you tomorrow. I have a
lovely day.
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