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August 28, 2024 • 122 mins
The guys talk about college football, Oasis reuniting, and the dangers of chasing waterfalls. They also power rank bathrooms and do some more Robert Felines.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby powder top and leadspread. As we listen, it's a
past the grave Grave we go and fishing for your
bitch today with Chunk and Houston Houston Bay. Now we
go ahead and lick and we'll get risched today.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Nich bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's Past the Gravy episode five hundred and eighty and no,
my shit is not fixed at my house yet, so
we're still at my office. This is our office now,
this is our studio.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I think this qualifies is my office because it's the
only room I go into when I'm here. I did
go in the bathroom once.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
That counts. That's it. That's your real poops last week.
But this is our office now, I think we're studio.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's our studio, our student.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Our studio. We own this now right. This would be
the past the Gravy Studio. If you were like touring iHeart,
you would be like, yeah, that's where the Rod Ryan
Show is done. That's Sports Talk seven night down the hall.
This is the past the Gravy Studio. And like, why
isn't it a real studio? Well, they're not a real
group of people.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, there's like a sign outside I've taped over it, studio.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Can we just order a cheap little plaque and like
just put it in the corner over there. Yeah, nobody's
gonna move it. We probably could, Yeah, until one day
somebody's gonna seem like, oh should you.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh well, there's a sign there, so you can't take
it down. And actually we own that now.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, possession is nine tenths of the law. And if
we just act like we possess it.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
The Harambe Memorial Pass, the Gravy Studios brought to you
by I Heart Radio. I fuck with that, Okay, I'll
fuck with That's I want to make. I really want
to make a plaque and it's just like the most
worded plaque ever. So it's just like you have to
really focus on what you're reading and you won't. Yeah,
you'll be Okay, there's a lot of stuff on this.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
My coworker does that for our restaurant. He'll always just
rebrand us as Ben's Premium Grenadine and Porium Shack and
Seafood Chanty, like, but he always comes up with the
name instead of just calling it Jonathan's the rub he
changes the name.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I like that. It keeps you guessing.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
He always tells her our boss Sonny. He's like, I'm
gonna hostile take over this restaurant, and this is what
it's going to be named.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Right. So yeah, I've been at war with Exfanity for
it feels like two months because they're bad people. Yeah, yeah,
they are bad people. Are a bad company. I don't
know about the people. But did find a little hack
I think against six fan. Now, if anybody that works
for Exfinity's listening, I did not do this, but if
if you are not and you might want to fuck

(02:33):
over Exfanity, here's a little tip. They will not credit
you money back on the phone. Really. They really like
to say, oh, we'll give you a day credit, which
is like four dollars, even if your bill doesn't equal
up to that time thirty one. You know, if you
add that up, that's not a bill. But okay, I
had to go return some equipment that may or may
not have been broken, because all of their equipment's broken really,

(02:54):
And when I did that, I was bitching about, hey,
my cable and my internet's not really been working. I've
had all these people come out look at it. Guy
was like, look, dude, I'd be real with you. I
can't really do stuff. I can't really do too much
here on that end, but like they allow us to
credit you up to seventy five dollars on your bill.
And I was like, could you do that? And he did,
and as I was leaving, I was like, okay, well
that's like a little win. And then I was like,

(03:14):
I wonder if I go to the other xfanity store
about a mile and a half away if that also plays.
So got my car drove over there. I was like, hey,
what's going on. I just I've been I've been on
the phone with you guys a lot, like you can
go look at my call history and and I just
I'm not seeing any resolution to this dude, and I
feel like I shouldn't be paying this full bill. And
as I'm talking to this dude, I get the text

(03:36):
it's like you've just received a seventy five dollars credit
on your account and I was like cool, and he
was like, you only do Like so our rule is
like we can only credit you seventy five dollars, but
I can do that here and I was like, okay,
all right, dude, I really appreciate that man. And so
I was like, boom on, hundred fifty dollars off my bill.
And then I paid the bill finally because I was
having outages like they're having ourages. My outage just happened.
When my stuff doesn't work, I just don't pay your bill.

(03:57):
And then today or yesterday went out. So today, after
I got off work, I just wung by the Expiranity
store and guess what, I got a seventy. If I've
die credit, you're gonna own the company in like fourteen days.
So if I just get Like the moral of the
story is, if you just go to Exfinity store enough
and just play dumb, they might owe you money eventually probably.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
And here's the thing. Now that everyone knows this, still
no one's gonna do it because it requires going to
talk to people in person.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, but if you think about it, like a week
of doing that to a different store every day, and
like your cable's free, that's like a small price to
pay to not have to pay for cable.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I could go. I should go there, and even I
pay for twelve hundred megabytes per second download speed every
time I download something on my Xbox, I get maybe eighty. Yeah,
I'm getting what's that eight percent?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
That seems yeah of what I should be getting.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I could probably go and complain and just start getting
a ton of money off. Or I could probably just
stop paying for twelve hundred when I'm not getting it, but.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Just go act really frustrated. I was really frush. I
didn't do too much acting. And then the guy, he
was being a bro, he was like, I can only
credit you seventy five. I was like, let's do that.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
We might have to pull a good will hunting here,
and I need you to be my ben Affleck and
go do this for me because I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh no, because I did it for you, I'd have
to do I do it for me instead, and then
I would just you're already doing it for you. I
can't do it for two people at the same time.
They're gonna be they're gonna be onto this.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Well, you're not gonna I'm not asking you to go
in fix yours and then like do a three sixty
and go.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
OHI on put a mustache on. Yeah, not that I'm
just saying, like you're the same guy as earlier. Just
wear a ball cap and sunglasses. No, No, I'm talking
in a deeper voice too. Just put a pillow under
your shirttually up fat Russians. Very typical Russian name name.
You'll see this Russian name, you'll know exactly exactly, very

(05:48):
very very common Russian name. So yeah, that's my new
move for expanding. I'm just gonna stop by the store
and I'm gonna get you to give me a credit
until they won't do that. And when they won't do that,
I'm gonna have to find out a new move. And
I wouldn't say it's scamming. I would say that I'm
fighting the good fight and I'm winning.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Well, it's not scamming when the company you're doing it
against is a scam right, All they do is scamming.
I remember you used to tell me every bill you got,
you would call and go what's this? What's it? And
get like money taking off of every bill because they're
just charging you for things you don't dude. There was
many many years were on my bill I would see
like DVR services. I did not have DVR services. I

(06:28):
never once called though, because they bank on people like me.
You're the rarity I've probably paid too much for my
bill for eight years on Exfinity.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Mm hm, I just don't do anything about it. But
you know, you just got to learn from from me
and sometimes just going out there, you get the money back.
And if I ideally like when Comcast has to credit,
they give me a check, that's when I've won and
that's when I will rest. And also if my stuff
just worked, that would also be when I would rest.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
For if they're giving you a check, does that technically
make you an employee of them? And does that just
confirm that you're a piece of shit?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh I already know I'm a piece of shit, but
I'm willing to think that they are bigger pieces of shit.
So anything I do to those pieces of shit is
not as bad as what I am doing because of
my piece of shittery. You know what I'm saying, Like, Yeah,
if you're a piece of shit, but you do something
shitty to somebody else that's shittier than you, that's not
really that fat.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh No, I wasn't saying you're piece of shit for
what you're doing to Exfinity. I just mean it change.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh, absolutely, yeah, I meant too, even though.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
You're not really anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
You used to be I used to be a piece
of shit like people.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Seventeen year old Alex.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
You see a club awkwad piece of all the time. Oh,
you were a big sloppy steak guy. Oh, sloppy steaks.
Couldn't slap them up? They you know, you know about
sloppy steak Shobert. They we used to always go, you know,
get sloppy steaks, which is the steaks with a little
bit water on top of it, makes it sloppy. Get it.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
You just slop it all over there.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
They won't do it for you. But there's no rule
they can make where you can't order a steak and
a glass of water and then we'll get the water.
Just slop them up.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Boys, that sounds so gross.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Gotta try. I don't knock it to you. Try. We'll
take you out. Well, let's have a boys night. Maybe
after this we'll get some sloppy sticks and.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
We can show you the TV show Coffin Flop.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, have you seen Coffin Flop? People say that it's
it's not rigged. I didn't do fucking ship. Yeah, I
didn't fucking do ship. And they canceled corn Cob TV
fucking bastards.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Corn Cobb was my favorite channel.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I think you should leave go watch that shows.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Bit was for like eight people.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, Tim Anderson, so Tim Robinson, Tim Robinson.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
I do that every Yeah, I do it literally every
time I've told somebody about that show.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I've said, Tim Anderson, white cracked treated get released or released?
Did he do anything?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
No, that's why he got released.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I guess if you're not good on the white Soxe.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, he was just bad and expensive.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
He'll always have that Field of Dreams game with the
juiced balls that we found out about later on. They
would juiced balls.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh yeah, you don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
That's why the Yankees that wasn't a real.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Long Yeah, they juiced the ship out of the balls.
That's why there was nine home runs into the cornfield.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I was rigged, buddy. All right, Well, what have you
guys been up to? Which you guys got for a
pre come segment.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Not a whole lot, Just like, is there anything more
frustrating in the world When someone who knows nothing about
a subject argues with you about that subject when it's
something you do know quite a bit about.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'm frustrating. Yeah, I'll give you that.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I've got a friend who's trying to argue with me
about the restaurant industry and how tipping is bullshit and
it can definitely be afforded to CEOs makes so much
money and they just don't want to pay each other.
I'm trying to explain it on listen. Most restaurants aren't McDonald's.
Most restaurants are just owned by a guy or a
lady or whatever. And he's authoritatively speaking to me about

(09:49):
how He's like, now, dude, you just don't get it.
I'm like I should. I'm like the most getting it
in this whole argument. I'm the only one in our
group chat that has ever worked in a restaurant since
like maybe they were six. I've been doing it for
a decade. It's one of the few things I can
speak about. But he's just one of those people that
he's like, nah, dude, I have a thought about it,

(10:09):
so it means I know more than you.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I like that, did you know? We do have a
podcast and that's kind of what we do all the time.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
And if I answer him but don't answer specifically exactly
everything he said in the previous text, He's he's one
of those people that's like, oh, do way to just
not answer me. I'm like, I'm fine saying, but it's
like trying to answer a three year old about what's
the coolest dinosaur fucking is like, And actually that doesn't
even work because you can give a definite like that's

(10:34):
a that's an opinion based thing. I know this. You're
just so dumb on the subject matter. I can't explain
it to you. It's like trying to explain calculus to
a third grader, is what it is. It's like, there's
just no basis that you have to go on that
I can explain this to you.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Did you guys hear about the Barnaby's thing that they're
cutting their workers' wages like I think a restaurant, Yeah,
barnaby Is. It's a very doged.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, I feel like I've heard of that.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah. I'm not sure exactly what they're being being paid before,
but they were being paid above minimum wage. They were
paid like, let's just say ten dollars, I'm not sure,
but they were paid at least ten dollars an hour,
and they're cutting the wages to like to something like
two dollars in something cents and now people like are
being I guess forced a tip to support them now

(11:23):
and there's like a big hulla balloo up over this.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Well, I don't know what kind of restaurant they are.
There are like they call them QSR quick serve restaurants
where it's like you go up and you order at
the counter. Yeah, there shouldn't be tipping on that, Yeah,
Willie's there is. Sometimes you see it. You'll do a
little bit, but it's not like when you have a waiter.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
If I yeah, if I order it from a counter
and then you just drop off the food, that that's
not I'm if. I don't usually tip out that, but
if I did, like I would tip like like two bucks.
Maybe like nothing. It's like I don't I don't understand
a certain places, like when it's like you're supposed to
tip a percentage of the bill, like no, I'm.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Not a standard is what it is.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
But at doordashes sometimes you go on a DoorDash, sometimes
it's like, okay, well, if I ordered for a group
of six people and we got a bunch of food
and it was one hundred and something dollars, I shouldn't
have to tip twenty percent of what I ordered.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
That's also I should tip.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm tipping you ten dollars to do the delivery thing
that's the feed, And people like, but you didn't, you like,
you didn't tip him on the percentage. You're like, no,
I didn't dip because he's not a waiter.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
The main thing he wasn't getting And they.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Called me fourteen times trying to find my apartment. So like, no, I.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Tried to explain that, like just just most people in
general don't understand anything. So when if we got away
with tipping, we just paid everyone enough one, your service
is gonna go down because if people don't have to
work for their tips, I'm sorry. Most Americans are lazy,
fucking assholes, especially servers. If they're not, I've seen it.
If they know you're not gonna tip them, they won't
work as hard at your table. It just is what

(12:49):
it is. It's human nature people.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
What does what does that mean? Like work hard at
the table rate question.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I'm not gonna be paying. They're not gonna pay extra
attention to when you need a refill. They're not gonna
go above and beyond, like making sure I don't know
any condiments you need asking extra questions like is that okay?
They'll drop off your food, they'll fucking walk away. You're
not gonn see himga until its time to drop the bill.
It We don't do that at mine, just because, like

(13:15):
you're already paying, you know, forty something dollars for a stake,
there's a certain expected level of service that comes with it. Yeah,
But and then I was trying to explain. I was like, listen,
then prices are gonna go up so mudy you want
to everywhere you go you get a chicken caesar salad,
it's gonna cost you twenty seven to thirty eight dollars.
Well that why is it so expensive? Because we used
to be able to pawn off the fucking price to

(13:35):
the customer, which it sounds a shitty way to do it,
but it's just it is what I wish we didn't
have tipping either. It would make everything hell of lot easier.
Everything would be so much more fucking expensive. Everyone complains
about how big their grocery bill is. You think the
same shit hasn't happened in restaurants. Chicken used to cost us.
I think it was like two dollars and fifty cents
a pounds whatever fuck it was for the nice chicken.
We get it's like tripled in price. We haven't tripled

(13:58):
our prices, right, because it is certain point you're just like, well, funck,
nobody's gonna come out to eating more. I try to
explain that, like every once in a while, you'll see
these restaurants come out and they're work. You know what,
We don't tip. There's no tipping here. We pay our
servers a fair price.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Joe's Crabshack, and then we went out of business.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, three months later. You always see a follow up
story they're out of business because people don't want to
pay those prices for food. That's true if it's if
it's on some for some reason, and I don't get it.
If it's on the back end where you have you tip,
people are fine with doing that for the most part.
But if it's upfront and the people just go, why
is this so goddamn expensive?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I would also be a fan like I feel like
Fogo de Chaw kind of figured out the system, you're right,
and then Casa Bonita also kind of figured it out too,
where like they had a flag or a red card
and a yellow or red card in a green card.
It's like, hey, I would like my food green, and
then they come bring you the food and then okay, well,
hey i'm eating or I'm full red where you lower

(14:52):
the flag if system? Why is that not like I
would be one hundred percent fine if that was how
every restaurant worked. You go there like, hey, I would
like to order a drink. You pull your little flag up,
your waitress, waiter comes over, hey can I get you? Oh? Okay, cool,
and then they bring you your drinks. Keep your flag down. Hey,
you know what, we're ready to order. That way, the
waiter waitress isn't having to come back every five seconds

(15:14):
being like you guys ready to order. No, we're just
chitting and chatting because we're wasting time today. You don't
get anybody frustrated like that. You're like, hey, we are
we'd like to place an order now, okay cool, Hey
we'd like our check.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
You kind of get like that with the heck can
I get a you flagg them up? But like, why
is that not more common? That should be the way
that things like, I understand it's trying to be like
fine dining, and you're supposed to be like more service based,
but it's like just do that and then you can't
be like, well you should tip us one hundred fifty
percent of what you what you ordered and it's like, no,
I tipped you because like you came, you did the service.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
But I think a lot of a lot of less
people would work in the service industry if they weren't tips.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah, Like we've got one Macedonia and she was like, yeah,
dude over there, it's like you're working Friday night, you're
gonna make you make one hundred and fifty that night.
Saturday you make two hundred. Thursday you make you know,
eighty dollars, like what, it's predetermined before you go in.
I'm like, that's fucking great. I know Americans, if that's
how our servers worked, and they knew regardless, I'm going
to make this, they're not gonna work hard as servers

(16:13):
because like there are like where we are, we have
a lot of people that like serving is their job,
that's their career, that's what they do. But most places
you go to Chili's, it's just some fucking seventeen year
old kid that needs a job.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I don't give a shit. They're not going to try
at all. And that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Imagine you go to Chili's, you order the Triple Dipper,
It's forty.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Two dollars and i'd pay it, but yeah, I give
it you because it's elite, right shout out. Chili's sponsor
US Chase also gave me gift cards too, because you
say nice things, they send you gift cards.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Where's mine?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
We have some?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Okay, uh, but yeah, it's just it's I wanted to
be like, dude, do you want me to argue with
you about the military? I've never done shit. He's been
in the military for fifteen years. Like, we played video
games together all the time. I know as much as
you do. You a couple two was in for dance,
or I could be like you let me tell you
about Korea. I know you live there for two years,

(17:06):
but I like Asian girls, same level of knowledge he had.
As It's so frustrated, But like, luckily I know him
well enough and have known him long enough to where
I'm just like, I sent like three text and I
was like, I'm done. It's like, I'm just I'm I'm
not even gonna respond. I'm done with this conversation because
you're a fucking idiot. I like that way you're just
in an argument, like I'm just not gonna respond. I
didn't even send that. I just stopped responding. You're a

(17:27):
fucking idiot. It's my friend, Like all my friends are
fucking moral.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Then he always to do it. Well, clearly I won
that arguments you stopped responding.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Oh, he is the guy that in the group chat
where he'll stir shit up purposely and as soon as
anybody responds, he just sends the George Bush mission accomplished, like, oh,
I got You're fucking triggered now, like, no, you Jack.
I love that guy, fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's also a fun play because I do that sometimes
when you like are on the losing side of an argument. Yeah,
I really just wanted to get a response, So it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
How it's all he does and like it's purposeful. But
other times he just he's an idiot, So he starts
arguments and as soon as anybody replies, he's like, dude,
you're just so mad at me because I'm right, we're like,
no stupid.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I hate Rent Free. That pisses me off. That that
does trigger me when like people like Rent free living
rent Free. I wasn't even talking to you. I was
pointing out, this is stupid, this is like the Yeah, dude,
so it so just less. Rentree's like, no, because this
was a post of that person that I was commenting on.
I didn't bring it up out of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
All you guys are always talking about me because you're
saying ninety percent of the ship in the group chat,
you're the only person to talk to because you're the
only one that's always fucking present, You jackass. I love
my friends.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I don't hate friend that is always active in the
group chat. His name is Anson. What a stupid fucking name.
It's almost handsoen that'd been cooler.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I had always be like, oh Anson, you know Civil
War general. You're fucking racist?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh yeah, problematic problem.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
No, I'm like, look at you.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
You're so mad. Robert Wood, you got going on for
pre coime segment.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
I need to know if you guys think I'm gonna
be okay. No, okay, Well I was already I was
already feeling not okay. Earlier today I had some leftover
pizza yeah, and I realized, oh, I also have some
like cheese packets from pizza that I got a couple
of months ago. I never refrigerated the cheese packets, you know,
I just cheese and on it. It says that it's

(19:22):
good till like November third or something like that, plenty
of time. But after eating it, my stomach feels a little.
I feel like a little like rumbling.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Robert. I've legit used cheese packets that were in the
drawer for multiple years.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
You're built different, though, I am built different. Yeah, dude,
you're gonna be fine.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Okay, okay, especially if it's still since it's within the time.
It's just in your head, that's all it is.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yes, she's being like, I didn't know, Like I don't know.
Our cheese packets normally refrigerated. Do they need to be refrigerated?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Well, Parmesan cheese is a harder cheese. You don't really
need to as much, especially for the There's something about
the way they package it, like they wouldn't put that
date on.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
There if it was wrong.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, you're gonna be fine, Okay.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
They never lie about.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
You don't have to worry about it until you've wiped
so much that your buttole starts hurting. Then you're like Okay,
that might have been iffy geese until that moment You're fine.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
I needed a reassurance. I was like a little like, Okay,
what did I just do to myself? Am I going
to be like feeling this during the pod? After the pod?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
My wife would have absolutely told you to throw that
stuff out. She I mean, she did work in food
and food, so like, I get it. But she's like,
you're eating that that's twelve days old. I'm like, yeah,
it's fine, it's been the fridge, dude, I've it's chicken. Man, Like,
what do we do when.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
My sister made two chocolate cakes like three weeks ago
and I'm still working on them because they were just
in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Dude, The cakes don't go bad. We did a whole
bit on that cake. It never goes bad.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
It's slightly stale, but not even really that, to be honest.
When I started cutting into the second one, the bitch
is still moist.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Is fun, dude. And sometimes when you get a stale cake,
it's like kind of a new cake because it's like, ooh,
this is like the other cake I had, but it's
a little bit stale there.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
It's kind of nice too, because like the top is
where all the oxidation that's happening science, it's kind of crusty,
still moist in the middle.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
I'm like, did you sorcery, did you freeze your wedding cake?
Did you have it a year later?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
We did freeze it, and then we forgot to eat
it a year after, and then the Dray show thing
took out our power and we had to throw out
a the stuff in our freezer. So no, we didn't
get we didn't eat it.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Emma didn't forget. She was just like, I'm not eating.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
We do have wedding cookies that like somebody made us
a bunch of cool wedding cookies that have like the
date and like they had they drew pictures of us
on them, and we froze those and then even though
like we're not going to eat them, like they're just
like I don't want to throw that out. It's weird
when people make you like really cool cookies, like I
don't want to get rid of this, but I don't
want to eat it, and then you just keep it
in your freezer. You're like, I'm just gonna live. This
is living with me wherever I go in my freezer

(21:42):
from now on, you got otherwise you're gonna get divorced.
Well now it's like old. Well the cake's gone because
the cake we bad because it was not refrigerator. The cookie,
the cookies are still there. Eat the cookie. We had
like four now because of the same person make cookie
cookies with Weezy's face on them. And then they made
l cookies. And it's like, so now we have like
four or five just frozen cookies that are just like

(22:03):
they're just like little regular sized cookies. I get too
fucked up. Too regular. There's not a chance that cookies
would stay in my freezer. And now I know the
cookies are like they've been out, like they've thought and
rethowed and like probably not good. So it's like, don't eat.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
You don't know that cookies. Eat it on a Friday
after you get home from work. You got two days
to recover your butthole.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah. True, that's a good point.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Life's about taking chances, boys, it is. I don't take
any except with food.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Speaking of taking chances, TLCS don't go chasing waterfalls was
on when I was coming in here, when I was
driving up. They make it seem like chasing waterfalls is
like a super difficult thing that somebody does. Chasing waterfalls
is literally like the easiest thing in the world. And
who doesn't love waterfalls? Like, do you know how easy
it is chase whatever there's water? Well done getting that water.

(22:52):
I mean, yeah, you fall far, but like cool, I
caught it.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
That's if you're I mean you're supposing that you're at
the top and that's yeah for far waterfall. Yeah, just
running up to the waterfall like done. When somebody had
a pool with a waterfall on it. I used to
just hang out underneath the waterfall all the time. It's
the best spot.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Your head's out and then the back of your shoulders
just gets hit by the thing the whole time.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Like you get completely underneath it and hide, like my
head is hidden.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
By this waterfall. No one can see me except everyone
can be water And it's clear.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Robert, you ever to do that chaseing waterfalls?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Like in the pool? You ever just go stand under
the waterfall in the pool and be like, look, nobody
can see me. Everybody does that, right.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
I don't think I've ever been in a pool that
had a waterfall.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
What most of times it's not like a full on
Like you're thinking waterfall. It's just kind of like a
little fountain. It's out the side, but you call it
it looks like a waterfoul.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Even that, I don't think it's just been like a
rectangle pool.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yet we got to get robbered out to the suburbs.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Bro, We'll get you to a pool with a waterfall.
The mel hid does not have a water mel fucking
put in a waterfall?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Did that happen already? Was that gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
No? October it's the day of the Texas State samusting game.
I saw the twelfth?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
No? October twelfth is the rod Ryan show thing?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Isn't the twelfth? Suppose isn't the twelfth like the best
day of college football this year? I've seen TV?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, Oregon, Ohio State, Texas, Oklahoma play. Yeah, there's like
three more games that are really good. So waterfalls waterfalls,
though they're sick and like, don't listen to TLC. Chase waterfalls,
Chase the fuck out of the waterfalls, all right, TLC.
They broke up, all right. They obviously didn't get well.

(24:32):
It didn't get along well together. You know, maybe they
were giving poor advice like chasing like not chasing waterfalls.
Maybe if TLC chased those waterfalls, we'd still be listening
to TLC today.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
I was about to make a joke, but left eye
was in Salt and Pepper right, not TLC.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Which one was she because.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
She probably would have troubles with the death perception of
chasing the water. I think she might have been salt pep.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
That might have been who they were singing to, like,
don't chase they left, I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
We were young when they were when they were out,
we were like six.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
We were very young. Yeah, my sister had the CD
I like them. Robert wasn't even born. A couple of
business things I'd like to discuss. I feel like we
need to implement a past the gravy board of directors.
I was listening to somebody talking about a news story today.
I'm a COO, Well, no, we don't have the titles
like we're we're just like kings. We're the gravy Kings.

(25:26):
That's what we're at. We're just kings. But I would
like a board of directors because I heard about somebody
firing a member of their board for something and it
was kind of like that person just had to take
the blame. I think we should get like a certain
amount of board of directors and then just if we
say anything bad that gets us in trouble, we're like, actually,
we're gonna yeah, we moved so and so from the
board over it, and then we don't really get any consequences.

(25:47):
Somebody else does. But like our board is really not
gonna do much. Like you just get to say I'm
a member of the board of Past I'm a board
member at Past the Gravy, and then they get sound
you can put it on your resume, you can do
all this stuff. But then we can also just like
be like, hey, we're removing you from the board. They
can still be Gravy Gang, but like you're not on
the board of Past the Gravy.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
So they're like the fall guys, so like escape.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Goats, but also like you are holding a very pristine
job too, so like until something happens, like it's going great,
and then really you just got to be like yeah,
my bad, Like we're still gonna hang with you, you're
just not on the board. You realize the board is
in charge. No, like they remember how the.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
B of Apple threw out Steve Jobs, right, But you
can get rid of us, but.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
We'll do one of those things whether we have all
of the power. And it's like, really, you like the Packers,
where like you're an owner but you're not really doing
anything like you guys get that. Yeah, but that's how
you're going to get.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
The postseason and you're gonna curse us and the board's
gonna throw you off this show.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's why I'm putting a fail safe in here.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
You gotta replace you with I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Board can't fire us. That's the rule number one.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
So can we create a board but still own fifty
one percent? That's the key.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah we can because this is our podcast and we
don't understand business. So that's how it works to us.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Hell yeah, dude, really works how we expect it to.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Really. I just wanted people to give me like gambling
picks throughout the season, and you can be on the
board if you give me winners, and then I fire
you if you give me losers. And that's like honestly,
like what like if so, if you can give me
a couple winners for the college football week one, like,
we might add some board members. If you're Vibes guy,
we might add some board members.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I think we might need to just change our grammar
gambling group chat name to the board of Directors. We
bring people in and phase them out.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, it'd be no, but I think I think it'd
be funny. Like Gravy Gang members were just like all right,
like you know what, you're out. You're you're off the board.
You're off the board, like you're still Gravy Gang, but okay,
you're gonna be back on the board. Now you're off.
Now you're on the board. That we bring somebody out,
like just I want that power over somebody. Remember when
we had Curtis to our Fantasy League last year and
he just sucked, And then we was like, we can
make fun of Curtis and blame him if he does poorly,

(27:53):
but if he does well, it's all because of us.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah, great ownership versus bad leadership.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
That's the show. Like we just have the board to
blame it all in the board back. We don't really
do anything, like we just you guys don't ever give
us anything to do it right because of that lack
of effort, that's where it is. And then we'll bring
you back the next.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Time they complain off the board Yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Like it's pretty chill to be a board member, and
we should sell board members shirts that are exclusive. I
don't know what it'd be. Just a board. There's a
picture of a board.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
What's the fucking board from ed Ed and Eddie?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Just yeah, or we just give you a board, we
chop up, you have to put it together the board.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
If you get thrown off, cross it out.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's just a scratched out board by.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
The actual board you can hang up in your studio.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, so, like, let's how many. I feel like six
is a good number of board members.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I feel like you need an odd number of board
members five boards so that they can vote and have
a definitive vote. Yeah, five five five five sounds good.
And then also we just had three smallest board that'd
be crazy. And then we're just the board and we
don't like what they're doing, and instead of firing them,
when we just packed the board.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, it's like that's like pack the court.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I always like you, we don't think the board's doing
well enough? All right, bringing two more. I don't know
if you can do it in board meetings, but I
always like in politics when they're like all right, well
in this bill. We had forty four people voted yes,
forty six people voted no, and six people abstained. And
I always just think, like, dude, it's gotta be sick
to be like I would like to not vote in

(29:26):
this thing. I have no say so.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I know you've elected me to be here and do
specifically this job, but you know what, I abstain not
going to do it.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I would do that all the time.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Why are they telling us that they're not having sex?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
They're transparent? I mean that's true.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
That's why, that's why you trust your politicians. I'm abstained
a stand, but yeah, let's figure out a way to
get a board. I like it into a board. Yeah,
really like that way, like if you give me, give
if you chirp us like, I'm like, you know what,
You're off the board.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Someone comes up to us and like, you know what,
I could actually make that board look better. You're off
the board. Don't question the board, right, don't don't don't
be mad at how badly scratching names into a board
with a dull knife.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Like Brett Brandon Gravy Gangster of the Year last year.
Is that what the board is? Just?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Everyone who wins an award and it turns over.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
The dou that's what we should do. That's how like,
if you want award, you're on the board right now,
but we can also remove you whenever. Yeah, so that's
how it starts. And then the beginning of the.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Year starts out with like eleven board members. By the
end of the year it's two because we just get
pissed off at everyone and kick him out.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
But then we can add somebody new when we kick
somebody out, like we can give somebody the board seat,
which is kind of like a fluctuating thing that we
feel like we have power. And then they get your award,
No they don't the Woman of the Year and give
it to a man. You just say you're on the board.
That would be really funny, like you get to meet up.
We're not going to exchange these things for you. I
just want to Like it seemed cool that somebody was

(30:55):
like blaming a board member, and I was like, I
would just like to use that, Like it's not because
I did the thing where I defraud the company. It's
because that guy is on the board.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
The overside of the board is lacking, So I'm gonna
get rid of them, not take account of building.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Board should have oversought me and they did not oversee me,
which is why I made the air that I made.
It's not my fault, it's their fault for knowing that
I was going to make an error and not.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Over sea, and they should have known more pieces of shit.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
They should have known and they didn't do their job.
Like Brett Brannon won Gravy Gangster last year, so like
he would have been on had he been on the board,
we would have had to kick him off the board
because he got arrested and it turnished their name. But
then it was kind of cool because he got arrested
with the passive Gravy tattoo on his face, So like
we would have put him back on the board, but
we'd have been like, look at a probation peer. It
was like you got to wait like a week and
then bring him back on the board. We had to

(31:38):
make it look good. We would release like we can
release fake press releases. Pastor Gravy would like to let
you know that x xxxx whoever it is, it has
been removed from the board of directors.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
We would like to apologize for Pat's language and over
the last episode.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Anybody on bomb. Let's go when people get mad at
like anything we say, then we'll just be like, all right,
you know what, we had to fire board member.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
I can start getting real controversial with it, just so
we have excuses.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Don't though, because I think we can still get monetized
on YouTube, so we need to.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Well, if they demonetize a big don't worry. We took
care of it.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
We fired a board We just don't. We just won't
get monetized on Facebook. But the guy who said it, nah,
we just didn't get monetized on Facebook because now we
know they censor us. I still can't get into Facebook. Well, yeah,
because literally, you don't know what my password is.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
I created it fourteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
You have the email, you have the old email.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
No, it just gets when it gets to that point,
it keeps going put in your password if there's no
even thing on because it's while you're turning on two factor.
There's nothing that says reset with email.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
I just did that with my My ESPN account is
like the exact same one that I started my ESPAN
account within my freshman year of high school. So it's
an account that does not like the email doesn't It
was road Runner was my cable provider then. So it's
like Houston dot r R dot com is that doesn't exist.

(33:06):
It doesn't even exist. And it's like, well, I can't
change this now because all my ship's on it.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
So okay, remember Netscape Netscape?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, all right, this is just us going back in time, really,
is what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Brought up TLC.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, that's pretty much all I had, right, Yeah, and
then I had some Robert feelines. If you guys would
like to do a little well, Robert feeline feeling you're
feeling the felines there you go. I like that. I
like that, all right.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
I think me saying that actually physically hurt Robert.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
I wish I was like, is there suddenly a boo
button on this board that if.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I was on the board, Robert would have removed me
right then. Yeah, so it's time. Yeah, it would have
been a board removing thing you I love. I love
bad jokes, but yeah, Robert feelines. If you're new to this,
this is where we tell you a sequel of words
that are codes for another word. Robert feline was code
for bobcat. That was the way we kind of came

(34:06):
into this genesis. So We're going to say a sequence
of words. I'm going to give you the category that
the word is, so I could say, like, this is
the movie, and then I will describe what the word is.
You will have to guess what the the real word
or words are, if that makes sense. Okay. These are
some some ones that I came up with over the
last week. I'll try with This is the easiest one.

(34:27):
This is a restaurant, Sky money Sky very easy.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
You say it's easy, but you're not on this end
of it. You thought of it, you know. That's why
it's easy.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
A lot of people start their day with this. Starbucks. Yep,
thank you, There we go, There we go, Starbucks. Good job, Robert,
Damn Robert's good. Okay, all right. This is an animal
pong singles pong singles sing pong or palm pong p

(35:06):
o m G. I thought.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Something tennis one table.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Tattle maybe animal uh pong singles singles craft.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
You said it's a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
No wait, what is this animal?

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Animal?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Think of a bird pong singles?

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I'm stuck on ball.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Me Tom stuck on ball in look.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
White ball, steak cardinals.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
It's penguins, penguins ping pong singles, singles ones, mm hmm,
pa ones.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Hang, there we go.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That was a good one. Though. This is a cartoon character,
Winston Ship, Winston Ship, Joe Campbell. No, no, it's a
children's cartoon character. Joe Campbell was a children's cartoon. They
just wouldn't admit it. Uh, Winston Ship. Okay, I'm trying

(36:27):
to think of Winston camel. Maybe probably not. That's not
the way to go. No, No, I don't think cammel
Winston Ship.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
I think the poo Yes, there we go. It was
like Winston Whenni there we get ship pooh every every
ship name.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
I was like, crap, yeah, I think he t Brown.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah see I know that' three. You off the cent
there a little bit. Alright, this is a no, this
is not just did cartoon character.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Here.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I got one for you, all right. It's a household item, okay,
John parchment paper, There you go, There you go, there go.
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I'm like level one of these, and Robert is already like, yeah,
level six.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
No, it's an interesting.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Way to come up with the one for you.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
It's a drink mixer, okay, No soul brew, No soul brew,
ginger beer Yep, mine are very literal. He gets weird
with it. I try and make you think, all right,
this is a celebrity. Cushion spear, celebrity, cushion spear. I'm

(37:45):
just thinking of Ashton Kutcher and Britney Spears. No, goddamn it,
not them. Yeah, no, ship, it's not cushion spear, celebrity. Hello, cushion.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Your knife dagger.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
It's like Brian, Brian cushion.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
You know, maybe that's the celebrity. Maybe also a former nun,
a former nun.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Whoopy Goldberg.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
There we go, There we go. Sister.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
By the way, Robert's sister act. Great movie that you'll
never see.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Did you see how Yeah it's not that great. Strikes
is a good movie. But it's like Robert doesn't want
to watch that. You watch but it's like that, I'm
not telling you to watch it. You beg okay, cool,
I shouldn't watched that. So yeah, Whoopy cushion. And then
Goldberg's move was the spear. Remember that you're not wrestling guy,

(38:43):
but that all right, this is a city in the US.
There's a city in the US. Greedy shirt wearing sloth,
greedy shirt wearing sloth.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Sloth that makes me think of sid I don't know
if that's in there anywhere. I'm just gonna guess Albuquerque
because there's a lot of that that's going on there
right away, and like I have nothing to base on. Well,
I had nothing to base it on. But that's a
lot of words, and Albuquerque's long, so it's like maybe
there's like five things that goes on, so it's not Albuquerque.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Sloth, slow, greedy shirt wearing sloth. You get weird with
your brain works.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Like, here's the problem is. I feel like I should
smoke like four bowls before I answer yours because my
brain has to operate on a level that like I'm
a very literal person.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Maybe you'd get lost.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
That's why my Robert felines are very literal.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Greedy shirt wearing sloth. City in the US, give me
a state, Ohio not gonna be Columbus greedy? Sure, Cincinnati,
those are only Akron. There's only three cities I.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Know in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, you missed it at Cincinnati. Oh is Cincinnati greedy
and sloth our sins? Sins in a tea wearing tie?
What no s? Greed and sloth are sins? Wearing a
tea in a tea, sins, sins in a tea, Cincinnati.

(40:28):
Somebody got that anything. Shut up, all right, you're gonna
really hate this one. Then this is a food, oh god,
perhaps a whole meal for some stoned sauce tiger catcher. Okay,
stoned sauce tiger catcher. What's the tiger king's name? Joe exotic.

(40:55):
It's not that though, damn it.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
He said it was a meal.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
It could be a catch a tiger by a toe
could be hit. Oh he's on something toe, there's toe
in it.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Say it again.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Stoned sauce, tiger ketcher, stoned sauce, stone sauce. So you're
getting their pet and it's.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
A food that ends I see.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
That's the thing. I can't even say it ends in
toe because toad could be the fucking first part of it. Tomato.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
No tomato, sauce beats the sauce mari.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
And eia, No your tomato. Try something else that kind
of sounds no stone.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Hold on, okay, let's try and get this here.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
It's not tomato, but something that sounds like tomato or something.
It's kind of spelled like tomato potato. There we go,
but what kind of potato?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Baked potato?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Baked potato?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
You needed a little help, but I got there. Stoned
sauce tiger catcher. You're baked a sauce pot. Catch a
tiger by the toe sauce pot. That was the I'm
just happy I got the catch tagger.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
By a toe part.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
That was really what helps.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, I was like I just had to get Yeah,
I think it's probably good I for next week. You
do run them by Emma first again.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
The usually it's too out there.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Like I say, my questions are like the two hundred
level of Jeopardy, yours are the sixteen hundred. I'm always like, Okay,
well that's too easy. They're going to get that.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
And then well the boys to make him fun.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Okay, this is a country. This should be an easy one.
Fills wait one, alright, this is a country. Fills two dicks.
Fills two dicks? Is a country. I hate that he

(42:47):
said this is an easy one, and my brain is
an easy one.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Nothing right away. I'm just trying to think of fucking
countries and reverse engineer it that way. Phils two days, okay,
not China.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
If you're watching the YouTube version of this. Let us
there we go the Philippines, the Philippines, but.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Bring went China.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
What's your China? Peans the Philippines. Uh, that was my
favorite one. That was a good one. Okay, this is
a movie character heals the bar? What heel is the

(43:26):
bar foot.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Movie character.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
And a movie was also named after this person too.
The main character of the movie sounded like the hedgehog. No,
it's fast food, bush.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Picked mask.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
God, heals a bar. Don't overthink dude.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
It's impossible not to overthink yours, because none of yours
are literal.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Heals the bar is Tarzan, dude, tar heel zanzibar done.
That's very simple.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
I thought maybe like bal bazaar.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
That's all. I don't even know that is.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
At first, I was like, is he fucking up eels
a bub No?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Okay, then you're really gonna hate this last one. This
is a very specific category. It's Mexican food. This is
a Mexican food dish that you would order. I'm just
gonna hit the comeback kid button. No, not yet. I
got one more at the end that I just thought
of too. Volvo Horse.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
No, sorry, sorry, so you said it's a Mexican food.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
This is a Mexican food, and.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
He starts off with a fucking sweet way.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
This is a Mexican food. You'd order this at a
Mexican restaurant. Volvo Horse, Donkey, District Attorney.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
I can't even think of any one of them because
there's so many things. Valvo Horse Donkey, district attorney, case idea,
chicken cases, no, uh, chiloupa, guacamole. I'm just saying he's
a dishrict attorney something in d A.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
So that's why I said he's onto something.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
He's onto something. There we go, There we go, Volvo car,
Horse goes nay ass.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I got one for you, all right. I'll even give
you a general. He is an actor, okay, Pearl Jam
west Ham, Pearl Jam west.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Ham, had you Iron, Uh, you're close Hammer, You'll never get.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
It, Okay.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I mean he's an actor and he's in movies. So
Robert immediately has no idea who he is MC Hammer.
Jeremy Irons, I don't even know who Jam. He's an actor.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
I was gonna say Jeremy Ellen White.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
I know that right now, could not picture. I'm just
staring at your hat, says Irons, on it.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
I think he was Alfred in the ben Affleck Batman.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I think, yeah, he's like one of those guys where
I'm like, I'm not sure if that's him or one
of those older, other slightly older white guys.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Shit, I don't even know what he's What else he's
been at Let me see his face. It's been die hard.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Oh yeah he was a ben affleckx Batman. Oh yeah,
he wasn't one of the diehards too. Yeah, he's been
in much of shit.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
He's one of those guys were like seventy five, you go,
who the fuck is Jeremy Irons And you google him
and you go, oh, I've seen that guy.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
So those are some Robert Feelin's this week, guys. I
hope you enjoyed. Does Arne Soada? That was good though
to me, A long time to come up with that one.
I like that one because I got it I specifically
wanted in Mexican.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
I did not like all the ones I could not get,
and I liked all the ones I got.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I thought those are pretty productive. All right, well, I
thought I crushed that. In the YouTube comments, Let's know
how many you got, and then also put your own
Robert feelin and then somebody try to answer it. I
like when people now will just DM me Robert feelins
and I been hold on, let me see. I can
guess it. It's awesome. Should be an app. We'll make
it an app. Trade markissed off. It doesn't make any sense.

(47:05):
It doesn't have to. It's a Robert feeling. There are
no real.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Rules except Robert feeling in itself is pretty straightforward.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Right. Oh, that's that's the like, that's the level one.
That's Remember we're gonna make the app where it's the
Jeopardy board. That's the first one. That's the one hundred
dollars questions.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
But they can't be out of order, like if you
say a word, it can't be like, oh, that words out?
How is it the beginning?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I mean their sins in a tea?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Yeah, but you said one cent at the beginning and
one cent at the end and the tie in the middle.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Okay, I can see how you in a shirt sloth.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Sorry, you're gonna be sin and Nattie Sin.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
No. I'm sorry your brains don't work right. But everybody's
cut out of Robert.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Also, did we just hear someone get murdered?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
In this.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Can I go next door be like, hey.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
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(49:46):
comeback kid this week again is college football because college
troopble is back. It was Week zero last week and
that was a little taste, and now we got real
football right now. It's a real football where it's like
a full slate of real games and not just like
four spread out games where you're like, okay, I kind
of heard those teams. I've heard of Montana State. Now

(50:07):
we get to watch a full slate.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
And m and Kyle Field? Is that the Saturday kickoff
on Saturday night?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah, big game for me?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Who is it?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Was?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Clemson and Georgia play the early game on Saturday morning.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
George is gonna kick the show, right.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
But Clemson's still supposed to be good, right.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah they should be. I mean they've got so Clemson.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
USC LSU on Sunday night.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
That's gonna be a great one. But fun fact about Clemson,
they are one of four teams that did not take
in a single transfer this year. The other three are Army, Navy,
and Air Force. Whoa so Dabo Sweeney is still the
only coach is like, I don't lock trancers. If you
want to come to Clemson. You gotta be about Clemson
your whole fucking time, different world one shit in five years.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Cause it Clemson. Well he can't, he can't recruit him anymore,
like you know, sexual predators. That's kind of what his focused.
That's his best quarterback. I would argue that Trevor Lawrence
was as good in college. True, also true. Forgot about
Trevor Lawnce when I said that. But Deshaun Watson was

(51:15):
really his magnum op. He's fucking great. Did Trevor Lawnce
war Natty? No? Did he win one as a freshman.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
I remember he had that like sixty years run in
the title game as a freshman, But I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
But Sean de Sewn, people don't forget. Yeah, people forget.
I also like it when people call it Clemson with
a Z.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
It's like when people Clemson. I probably say Clemson more
than not, just because that's how I talked.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
The North Dakota State Bison, and then Sam Beuston played
them in the National Championship Game and they're like, it's
not Bison, it's Boison. Like okay, well did you read
how it's spelled, Because it's spelled Bison so yeah, that's
how I'm gonna say it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
I played a lot of Mortal Kombat growing up, and
or not Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Street.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Fighter, Bison, Bison and then a Bison. Clemson. It's Clemson,
but it's Clemson, that is what they say. So yeah,
that's what it's fun to say. Clemson, Clemson, Clemson dabbo
and Clemson swinny college Trouble's back. I'm pretty fucking stoked.
I am very excited just hanging out the kid and
watch football and like she just losing. Yeah, that's what

(52:19):
I did. But it was very college football of me
last week to chase on the Hawaii game mm hmm
with Delaware State, but I still chased and it was like,
all right, there's an eleven fifty game that wasn't on TV.
Was not on TV.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Yeah, like okay, opening week.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
What the fuck that? It should be a warning?

Speaker 3 (52:34):
All the other bullshit games were on there like they had.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
I was watching CBS Sports Network. I can. I pay
for the cable. I pay for the cable that works
and sometimes doesn't work. Most of the time doesn't work,
but when it does work, I pay for that cable.
And so like, yeah, I have CBS Sports Network for
the New Mexico SMU game or the Montana State Mexico game,
just because.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
They had what was it, the two HBCUs that are
both FCS schools. They had that on like ABC. Then
with the final game of the day, everyone this one.
Everyone loves about Collge football. There's always just that late game. Yeah,
it was one late game and they're like, ah, we
don't need to broadcast this. Nobody wants one more game
of football, right, yes, we all want one more game.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Yeah. I was mad, and then I saw that everybody
else and I was also mad, So what the fuck
was that shit? But I did bet Delaware State, and
then I watched the like game cast version of it
where I'm just watching the ball move down the field
on the screen.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
I didn't want to do that, but I was like, well,
Delaware is kind of cleeping it close, so like, hopefully
they don't get blown out and then I can hit
this bet. And then I made it back. Also, don't
bet a significant amount of money. On the first day
of the I got hyped. I was hanging with the
boys at the bar watching shit. Oh galile.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
We all fell into the same trap. We all watched
him as a freshman tall and play like a badass,
and since then he sucked.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
He's very tall, he looks like he's twenty eight, and it's.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Like six y five two forty big guy, strong arm.
He should be amazing at college football.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Looked good in the gold helm. He's a pussy. He
looked really good in the gold helmet. He's a pussy
and he sucks. Do it like, dude, you lost to
Georgia Tech. Nobodys supposed to lose to George Tach they're
Georgia Tech. But that sucks. And I also did put
like a significant amount of money again, like I said,
so don't do that. Don't get gassed up with the
boys and be like, hey, we should throw several hundred
dollars on a parlay. That always works. And so I

(54:21):
did that and then that lost because of Florida State immediately,
So then I had to chase with Delaware State totnight.
But wherever that worked, and I'm excited to bet and
probably lose again. So at Gravy Gambles, if you want
to see our bets every every day, I'd be kind
of taking a little hiatus, except for football and soccer
really but at Gravy Gambles on Twitter and we'll be
posting our picks. And then we got the PTG picks

(54:42):
coming up the following week with with the football. By
the way, we're gonna do tattoo Day.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Yeah, we gotta figure that out.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
We keep saying that due next Tuesday, Tattooesday. I worked
Tuesday night. Dude, they'd be sick just going going freshly.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I'm gonna be honest, we're probably gonna get these tattoos.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
And like week five, dude, remember when you gave me ship.
You gave me ship and I was like, here's the
jersey right before week one? You're like, did you do
it to me before week one? It was literally right
before because you had to come pick it up in
my house because because not even to get here in
times like yeah, well it'll get here in time. And
it showed up like the week of and.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
You can't feel like I remember it being late.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
I remember it being late. It was not late like
maybe a week or two.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
It was not late. It was not late. I remember that.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
I don't remember that. And we're both van, what's his face?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Did you get a jersey?

Speaker 3 (55:32):
H Lucas van Ness.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Van Ness, how did you do last year? Solid rookie year,
Solid rookie year, showed flashes?

Speaker 3 (55:39):
He's learning, okay.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
I just remember being like, where's the guy who about
had a jersey for? Didn't really hear his name too much?

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, not a lot. Yeah, Hey, we had other great
guys ahead of him, but yourafted him to be the future,
not the right now. And you look like a real
good fan and you have oh on my couch.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Yeah, but like a great fan if somebody sees you
with like that jersey, like that guy gets that guy
knows ball.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Yeah, I really I was hoping he'd be the next
like JJ or t J Watt that was the giant
white guy from a fucking big ten playing defensive line.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
I mean, come on, when the Giants had Sonorous Moss
back in the day, I thought he was gonna be
His brother was a pro bowler. Dude, he's to be
just like his brother.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
And then, man, I'm happy I did not get a
bock to ri jersey.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
He didn't do anything, and uh, Sinorous Moss just I
haven't read Sonorous Monsters. He's just in my parents' house. Man, Like,
remember when you thought I was gonna be good.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
It's a fun name.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
It is, it is fun.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
It can't all be.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Hits, it cannot They're not all gonna be winners. But
now we got Molik neighbors, He's gonna be way better
than that. It's fine, gonna be It's fine. And you
got Dan Jones throwing the Dan Jones who everybody still
is hating on hater. I should probably put some money
on that plus sixty thousand. They have to be bad.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
There's no way that I doubt he's even posted.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Why not? Why wouldn't he.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Because of his entire career.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Yeah, but that to win MVP, he is plus one
hundred and fifty thousand. Oh no, plus fifteen thousand, plus
fifteen thousand, plus fifteen thousand. Okay, one dollar fifteen thousand sick.
I was about to put a dollar on, dude, that's

(57:26):
all just did we all just want to go in
as like as a fam and just Dan Jones, m dude,
a dollar one's one hundred fifty dollars is come on, dude, No,
you saw how hot he looked and he was just
joking around in preseason. He's hot. He was just joking around.
Hot had a lot of times. Actual probably is hot

(57:47):
all like all the time? AMR Jackson hot? Is it?
What is he? Patrick mahomes hot? Patrick mahomes very? I
am already hot, Aaron Rodgers hot. Peyton Manning.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Peyton Manning might be the hot bloodline.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Blood line is very hot. No, I see that's the
crazy thing. Is Peyton Manning the best looking guy in
his family? No, Eli's the best. No, it's not. It's
way better looking. No, he's not. He has way smaller forehead.
And then Cooper's probably the best.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
But Eli always looks like he smells a fart. His
face is just always.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
And Peyton always looks like he the one that farted.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
He that's true.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Yeah, none of them are attractive. Archie Archie is the
hottest one. Olivia Manning is really the hottest one. No,
it's Archie. But yeah, Dan Jones, I'm gonna I'm gonna
book that right now, no place that bet.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
By like week three you're gonna get god damn it.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Yeah, but like what if it hits like, that's awesome.
If it hits I want half. No, you don't get half.
You won't ride now, goddamn right, I won't ride Yeah,
you're you're a fake fan, dude. I'm not a fan
at all. What's Jordan love?

Speaker 3 (59:01):
I want to say, Jordan loves MVP? Odds are like
plus four fifty six hundred something like that.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Was that that good? I mean I think he's like.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Somewhere in the fifth to eighth range for MVP.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
What do you got? I'm just trying to find it, Jesus,
you're useless. Well no, it's giving me all the weirdest shit.
Dale Jones. I guess no, eight bets on him? Jordan
left plus fourteen hundred. What that makes more sense? That
makes a lot more sense, actually, But you know, I.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Might put a little bit on him.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
He was.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Are you be the hottest quarterback second half of the year?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Young Team two. They're all growing together. Christian Watson can
just stay healthy at all. You got a deep threat
right there? You know, there you go. I'm excited about
this year. And you know what I love the most
about this year? All my Cowboys friends have given up.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Well no, no, don't worry. They got CD though, they
got but no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Here's the thing. None of them believe in the Cowboys, right, yeah,
but they got CD. They're three weeks in, they're all
going to buy in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Dude, they're fun. They got CD lamb.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
No, no, they they all are like, dude, we can't
do anything with deck. By week three, they're all gonna
make well. If things break well. By week six, st't
gonna make We're going to fucked super Bowl. We're going
to the fucking super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Then week one of the playoffs they're gonna lose, and
then they're crumbling. Yeah. Three, they play the Giants and
then we're just gonna ruin their lives and Dan Jones
takes the life. You might need to put in Danny
de Vito for that game, Tommy de Vito, Tommy to Vito. Yeah,
made the fifty three man roster, by the way, respect
hell yeah, hell yeah. That was our Gravy Gang Athlete

(01:00:37):
of the of the Year last year away, so shout
out to him. That was pretty sick. Dan hasn't won
one yet. Maybe this is yeah, maybe this is maybe
probably gonna be Jordan College. Trouble's back and we're fucking
stoked about it, fellas. Also back is Oasis. I am
really stoked about Oasis, and I I loved the Oasis

(01:01:01):
growing up and then you hit, you know, like they're
not a band anymore. Like I didn't know a ton
about him, but you kind of come into him in
high school. I went to the Oasis face college. You
have the Oasis phase, but they're already broken up, and
it's just like, yeah, everybody knows wonder Well. That's the
only when I don't look back in anger. Really Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
I was never a Here's what I know about Oasis
Wonderwall and Liam's a dick to his brother.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Well, they're both dicks to each other. Oh yeah, I'm
in the same boat with Pat Real.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
They only know that one song and I honestly couldn't
tell you the name of that song until you said it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Yeah, they're just, yeah, I will yeah, dicks to each other.
But I from what I've heard, Liam is more of
a dick. But he's he's like a fucking legitmate rock star.
So he's all fucking cocky and he's like, I don't
need you, and I'm like, really, Liam Gallagher, because I
know one song that you did as a band and zero.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Songs that you did alone. Well, a lot of people
also know a lot of their songs. Yeah, like they
sold that whimbley pretty regularly.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Like what if you're their mom? Can you speak?

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Can you too?

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Just your entire lives I've been telling you to stop fighting?
Can you just stop fucking fighting? Like Liam's like, no,
I'm gonna get drunk. Three songs in, I'm gonna throw
a beer ball at his head and then I'm gonna
leave the stage.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
That's what I do. Mom, I'm a fucking rock star.
Just watched them in between like watch old shows of theirs,
and in between songs they would just call each other
kinds the whole time, Yeah, and just talk shit and
it was pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Goot, which I respect them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah, but I feel like the mom's not gonna be
able to fix that. Like it's like, you're cool just
disowning your family. You're gonna not care if your mom
is calling you out on it. Look at Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Did I wonder if they got along with their parents?
Like do they still see each other at Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
No? They see each other at a Manchester City game
whenever they give them both free tickets, and they probably
don't go to the same games.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Here's tickets. Is my brother gonna be there? Yeah, Well,
then don't fucking me give me tickets for what the
fuck are you doing? Why did he get Man City tickets?
And I got fucking Liverpool.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
The Oasis fucking rocks, dude, Like I've been on an
Oasis kick since. Like they were like, oh, dude, they
might come back, and they've always kind of rumored that
they might come back, and then it was like, yeah, no,
they're not, and then.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
I hope they do one show and then that is
what I feel.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Like is going to very likely have And they're like,
but also I think they're going to try, and like
they're gonna realize that we can make the most money ever,
so much money, like we could just play, like they
could do like what Billy Joel does at Madison Square Garden,
just at Wimbley and just saw one of the biggest
stadiums in the world. Like if they wanted to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
They're going to go to every show because they're like,
this could be the last one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
This could be the last one. Like I'm not going
to because I'm not I don't leave the country because
I'm a fucking American and I love being in America,
but like that would be a sick thing to go to.
I'm not gonna go to it, but I'll watch other
people's videos they did go to it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Yeah, I mean I'll hear about it in three weeks
when they break up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
But I've been on an Oasis kick and like Oasis rocks.
If you have not, like you should just do I'm
just do an Oasis run.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
I heard more of their music, but like, I just
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
When I got married, Emma walked out when we go
after like they were like, oh yeah, you hits the bride,
you can walk off like everybody's throwing shit at us
when we walked out, and it was she is Love
from Oasis.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Okay, So I've definitely heard at least two of their songs.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Yeah, what's the story Morning Glory?

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Okay? Fucking maybe, Like I'm sure if you like played
some songs like oh, I know that one we take.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Used to do that, Robert. We just just played music
on the show. And then it's like, hey, you're gonna
get fucking taken off of YouTube.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
What if I sing the music out of key? You
can definitely do that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
It's just like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Cause maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me. Everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
You guys just turned it off. They just turned off
that one, but I'm really excited for Oasis. They're rock
stars and I hope that that translates. And also I
love it like when people like and they didn't canceled.
Culture is kind of on its way out, but like
they're gonna try and find something that Oasis did, like Wow,
what a bunch of scumbags, and they're gonna be like,
fuck you, you Hunt, They're not gonna go.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
So Liam's a singer, right, they both sing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
They both sing, I think Liam is and then Noela
does a lot of the writing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Okay, uh and I might have reversed, So Liam does
he also play guitar? Like what? So they're both just
just incredible, both singing and both playing the same instruments.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Yeah, and then.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
They just have other guys that like, you're drumming today, Yeah,
we're at the helmet because I'm gonna throw some shit.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
And then Noel had Noel Gallagher's Flying Birds and I
think one of the dudes was Oasis. They did that,
but he also traveled, and I think they kind of
just had a traveling but still uh fucking sick. Though.
One of the most iconic album covers is just them
with like He's sitting on a fucking moped and there's
a Rolls Royce that they just threw in a fucking pool.
It's just them kind of hanging out like like, yeah,

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we're rich, we don't give a shit.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
It means nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
But I think that they were in nineteen ninety four
was like their first album, Like they were like they
were Beatles Big in England and Europe and like, I
don't like it, it eventually came over here. But like
Beatles Big.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
It's funny that their name is Oasis. It's supposed to
be like such a cool band name though, but like
it's supposed to be like a paradise, but they fucking
can't stand each other. It's like their band is anything
but that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
But their name is the most peaceful colmplace you can be,
the same place.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
It's a little bit of a you're not not exactly
what you think you're getting. We're gonna give you that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
It's like the bare Naked Ladies. They are neither baar
naked nor lady ladies, so I guess it works on
that level.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yeah, Oasis back together and that's our come back kids segment.
Hell Y, that's our Besides Facebook cincering and the government dix.
Did your brother your brother call you about that?

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
No, he actually hasn't been calling me as much lately,
which is kind of dope. But I made the mistake
of calling him yesterday at night. I was like, Hey,
I'm rewatching the show and this part happen. I know
it always made you laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
He's like cool.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Then he called me three more. And then he called
me like three that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Sounds like something you would have been. That's a text
about him calling you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
But like you know, I was like, it's the kind
of shit that he calls me about. So it's like, oh,
this is something he'll enjoy because this is the kind
of dumb shit he text me about.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Did your brother and you ever have the walkie talkie funds?
That seems like something he would have loved.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
God, that would have been the wor just can chip.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
On the red sox geame, But like, yeah, he hadn't.
We hadn't really, Marisa du Bond his homi hadn't.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Been getting a bunch of calls from him lately. And
I did that and then he called me this. When
I called him, it was probably ten o'clock at night.
He called me three more times that night. Oh, I
ignored the third one. Yeah, I was just like, dude,
that wasn't an invitation to just keep doing. Like I
told you, I'm rewatching a show right now. I've paused
this episode three times to feel your calls stop it

(01:07:39):
stop it, don't God Like. Sometimes I'm like, what if
what if me and him were like Oasis? What if
I didn't love.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Him, I'd be able to just watch TV? Yeah, be peaceful,
would be nice. I don't know if it'd be nice.
You know, he's my brother. I fucking love him. Shout out, brothers,
shut up brothers. Yeah all right. Next to move on
to the not cool segment, where we get to bitch

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about stuff that happened to us throughout the week. We
also like to involve you guys and gals in this.
If you're watching us on the YouTube version, you should
go check out the YouTube version. If you're not YouTube
dot com, slash at pass Eree podcasts, or just search
Past eight podcast on YouTube. If you're watching the YouTube,
just say Liam or Nol to give me Liam or Nole,
whichever Oasis brother you like the most, or give us

(01:08:28):
a Robert Felain comment below. No, No, do o's in
the chat for Oasis. Oh's in the chat for Oasis.
I like the l's of the chat last week. Oh's
in the chat for Oasis.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Fist emoji for Oasis.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Yeah, so they just fight each other do that too,
but Oh's in the chat too. But not cool. Hashtag
PTG not cool is how you could submit yours to
us on Twitter at pass grape pod hashtag PTG not
cool and just kind of try and describe it in
like three to four sentences where it can easily be
described to like audio listeners only. I mean, I appreciate

(01:09:02):
every watching the YouTube of some people that are driving
like can't really play videos, and I know I love
you guys, some of you wills send me like videos.
I just can't play the video. I can post picture,
Like if you send us a picture, we can post
the picture. Robert can throw that up on there. But
the videos we can't always play. The videos of they're
sounding back, we'll get taken down and all this stuff.
But just try and like summarize it and a too
long didn't read format where we can quickly say it

(01:09:24):
and then uh, and that's all we'll get to. We'll
pick some of the best ones each week and again
at pastor Pot hashtag PTG not cool. Let's start with
some Oh no, it's just let's start with the intro
not cool man, Dude, that's not cool cool cool. Our

(01:09:44):
first not cool and maybe the the most not cool
of all the not cools this week is Josh Tree
Caddle at Joshua Tree seven to one three and Josh says,
my wife's car got stolen and they totaled it. We
had to get another one, and they talked me into
trading in my truck and getting one to so now
we're paying more monthly.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
They got you, They got you that your job as
a man is to not get talked into that stuff
at car dealerships.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
I think I need a.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
What if you trade years into Yeah, but I assume
his car was running fine?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Yeah? Then like, but you have a new one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
But it has all this, Dude, I need my car
to do like four things. It needs to go. It
needs to stop air conditioning, it needs to have cruise control.
I can deal with roll up windows if I like
cruise control and air conditioning. Those are the big things.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Didn't you drive without air conditioning for like over.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
A year or like three years, dude, that's why I
need it now years.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
That wasn't my twenties, dog, you know, it was just
care free. It's probably end of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
My thirty lost hearing because of the wind.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Yeah, dude, I'm convinced my hearing is ship now because
of that. Is driving, just driving with the window down
on the highway. Did Jordan just hit his second of
the game, Yes, he did.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Like it. This would be a perfect time or to
you for your brother on the walking talking fun.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
On that ball.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
I've been trying not to say this only because I
think Pat will get mad at me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
I want you to say it now, but.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
But I'm gonna say it now. And this is gonna
be one of those things where it's like, oh, you know,
future news as we say, but Raghetti is currently no
hitting the Phillies.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Oh you shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
I'm fucking living now. I'm not just mad, I'm living.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
I am.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Yeah, you don't say that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
I said it, though.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
There's gonna be like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Wow, you immediately got Alex Begman hurt. Yeah, Alex Bdman
just got hit by a ball because of what you did, Alex,
you basically just assassinated Alex begman.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
I know somebody needs to go fight that picture. Jordan
fucking takes him four hundred and forty feet out and
then they hit Bregman. Fucking take it. You know what,
that's anti Semitic.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I'll say it. I think it is.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Fucking guy might as well thrown a ball that was
painted like Palestine at him. Oh yeah, dude, you don't
talk about the thing when the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Is gone to I didn't know that was what hit
him in the head. Yeah, jail, jail right, to jail right,
questions to jail. Bragman just fucking wore and walking off
with the goddamn Warrior.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
I hope they being the fuck out of whoever the
first phillis. The Phillies guy is coming up to bat
next inning.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
That'd be nice too.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
He's throwing right at him.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Fucking threw it right at his head. Okay, Yeah, it's awesome.
Car getting stolen in total. That that sucks, ass man.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
I hope they got like I would like updates and
if they got the persons that stole the car, I
hope they die. I'll say, I hope that bad things
happen to them. Yeah, I hope. I hope bad things happen.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
I hope they get fleas in their carpet.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I hope, yeah, flea carpet would I hope they get
diarrhea in traffic.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
That's a good one. Also, that's a pretty bad thing
to wish on people. I gotta do that more oft Yeah, see,
I don't. I don't know if I can wish that
on people more often, because I do spend a lot
of time in traffic and with diarrhea. They don't cross
over very.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Often though, but when they do, you don't want it to.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
I haven't had it in a long time actually though,
for it to cross over, yeah, sause you just get
it being like I might might. Good try, I pooped
so often then, yes, just like this to make sure
that happen.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
But that's a really shitty, not cool Josh Teas and
Pee's brother. Yeah, I'm sorry that happened, and also I'm
let us know what they happened and stole it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Another car, hey, Yeah, I hope your new cars dope though.
Yeah the truck, I hope you're listening to us.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
I keep saying car is probably drup truck car all right?
Raymundo Bina videz at kim Undo b on Twitter says
he's not cool is ripping my work pants on the job. Yeah,
he did say at least that, you know, he got
a breeze, so that's nice inside.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Yeah, because I don't think he can just go home.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Mm hmm. And just when you don't have a backup
pair of pants, which most people don't have a backup
pair of pants, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Just like, I should probably keep like spare pants in underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
At school though, like we were like, well we I
have a.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Car with a trunk. Yeah, he's been in there spare shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
It wouldn't be the worst thing. I know. Uh, Don
Draper and mad Men always had like the dress shirts
stacked in his bottom drawer of his office. Well that's
so his wife couldn't smell the whors. Well sometimes yeah,
I'd come back from banging one of his who is
his gumas, and then he just put my a fresh
new shirt, and like that's a cool thing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
I should also had booze in his desk, and god,
I respect that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Every just had a fucking bar cart. I was like,
all right, let's have this meeting, but first I need
to down two whiskies. It's the third meeting you've had
to the day. Yeah, and I'm seventeen deep.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Men used to be men.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
It's also chain smoked the whole day too. God damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
America was so great. What happened to.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Us bringing these dames in here? Where's that food?

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
You could just smoke cigarettes in your office, drink whiskey
all day, slap your assistant on the ass.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
And then banger and then banger and then banger. We
used to be a proper country.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Your kids couldn't ask you questions. Men used to have
it fucking may you used to be like, because I
know this off topic, we really fumbled the bag as men.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
We had it perfect for so long in history, and
then we just let it slip away. Okay, you never
know what you got till it's got mood. Oh yeah,
that sucks about sorry teas and peas, brother.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
But also, you know you got a breeze in it's
hot out. Yeah, so that's not really a little bit.
But lesson learned. Maybe keep some spare pants in your trunk.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Not a bad idea, Yeah, not a bad idea. Ryan Gonzales,
Oh yeah, remember I was so proud of this one.
Ryan gonzalz at Ryego Underscore seventeen. It's been a minute
since we heard from Ryan. Up. Everything's well, buddy, But
Ryan says, might not cool is that I just lost
the game thanks to Pat, and now we all lost
the game two because if you think about the game,
you lose the game.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
So fuck You're welcome. Everyone go fuck yourself, don't think
about the game. Very happy with my buddy. I sent
one to him on Instagram the other day and he
just goes do it. As soon as I saw it
was a two word thing. I knew because that's all
I send him is the game. The game like once
every month and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Dammit.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
It's like golf videos and that, and I'll slip one
of those in there. He's like, you're a fucking piece
of shit. Yes I am.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Yeah, dude, don't if you think about the game.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
And peace, you lost.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
But also here's the thing, Ryan, if you're listening, you
probably just lost the game again for yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Everybody listening lost the game. But actually I'm losing right now.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
But he also made everyone else lose the game, so
so we all lost.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Yeah damn it. No, I still thinking. Stop. I can't
think about it. I can't think about it. I'm gonna lose.
I'm gonna lose the game more all right. Ashley Wilkins
at Buster Healer Mix on Twitter says her not cool
is vet bills. My dog had a UTI and had
to get a needle in her bladder. My other dog
also had an infection and had to get shots as well. Yeah, dude,

(01:16:55):
the vet bills are like like I can just be like,
look with my kid too, is kind of the same
way were I love them and I have to make
sure that they're okay. Like for me, I'm like, I'm
not getting that scan.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Do you have pet insurance? I do not. Every time,
Like I think about for the insurance and if the
dog gets sick, I got to either give it away
to someone that can pay for it put the dog down.
And I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Yeah, I know, it's a scary thing to think about.
I need to do that on my next next time,
my entrance. I can't even get my daughter and my
fucking insurance. So you can get my dog on my insurance. Jeez,
on your injury, you can just buy it. You get
insurance through my company. Fun fact, Okay, your company is awesome.
We maybe get Robert a dog and then you get
pet insurance for no if we're surprised Robert was his

(01:17:41):
a puppy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
I almost said, if we got Robert an animal, it
would have to be a cat. But even that's what
I think. He would have to be like a turtle.
Robert's a turtle guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
That turt would die. Sam would take care of and
she'd like painted colors. They are cool. Sam could paint
the shell, dude, she could paint fucking like little penises
and boobs on the shell.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
What if you told.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
What if we get that it was going to be
like a teenage mutant ninja turtle. But you just had
You're like, well, he's only like a baby. He's not
even like a year old. He's got to get to
like his teens.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Robert, we'd have to get him like remember sea monkeys.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
No, he'd hate sea monkeys. No, you just you don't
do anything with it. Yeah, but he was just there.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
My buddy actually had a goldfish at one point. He
did not feed it for weeks on end and it
would not die. So that I feel like would be
the perfect animal for Robert. Just every day he comes
home it's just swimming in the bowl. What animal requires
the least amount of interaction.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
That's Robert stream pet scorpion, the snail, anything that can
live in the desert. You're just like, I don't know,
you're good not eating for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
A cactus, he can't pet it. Yeah, you wouldn't have
to pet it, but that sucks. Vet bills. Dude, just
add up and then you're like, cool, love these things
because you're like, I feel so bad for my buddy.
And then you see what your buddy's costing him. You're like,
fucking some at you, but I love you. At the scene, right,
but he's and peas and hopefully hopefully the puppers are

(01:19:05):
doing okay.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Our next one is our last one from you, guys
and gals, is from Adam the Cop, not Grass. He's
at Adam the Cop TX on Twitter and Adam says,
I didn't know that you could order anything from Sling TV.
And I got a call from my wife halfway through
a fantasy draft asking if I bought my son the
Menion's movie, and I did not. This boy done charged
me twenty dollars for a damn movie. And you only

(01:19:30):
have forty eight hours to watch it before it goes away.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
I hope you didn't let him watch it and you
and your wife watched it and then told him.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
How good it was. They spoil all of it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
This is this is you know your grain and here's
your punishment is I'm going to watch this movie without you,
and I'm going to tell you how good it was. Also, yeah,
beat him up, don't discipline your child. Don't throw him
down the stairs. No, I'm just kidding. Don't do any
of that. Well, I mean, he's a cop. He probably
he knows how far he can take it. He doesn't

(01:20:02):
want to be a stereotype thing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Look, we backed the blue here on this pod, buddy,
we back the blue.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
Ooh, you know you should do he's a cop. Get
your kidd in orange vest. Make him do twenty dollars
of highway cleanup. Oh that's good, Make him work it off.
Take him to jail scared straight. Oh yeah, tell me
that he can go to jail for that because it's theft.
Really scare him. Yeah, Traumatize your kids just enough so
that they're funny. Also, i'd like you to deputize me, Adam.
Please please let me be.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Dude, if I was a fucking cop and a priest,
I'd be unstoppable. I want to be deputized. So that's
the one thing I have on Pat, because Pat and
Robert have.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
I want to be deputized. I know about the law, dude.
I have a fucking degree in criminal justice.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Yeah. I watched a lot of CSIS, so I'm thinking
pretty well versed.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
I actually made a CSI joke at work today, but yeah,
one yeah, so it was, uh there was a possum
out back of the restaurant, and uh we I texted
the assistant GM. I was like, we got another possum
for you to kill because we had to poison one
at the old restaurant that whenn't go away or maybe

(01:21:08):
we relocated it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
And he goes, no, I won't kill it, but I
will rehome it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Catch the lease.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
She goes, I have a possum at my house and
they can have kids. And I said, with the gift
of the sunglasses going on, you could then say it
was a possum kingdom. Nobody at work found it funny
except for me.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
I was so fucking proud of that. Miami would have
done though, like maybe he's just trying to play dead
And then that made me want to watch or play
guitar hero Fuck yeah, Possum Kingdom. Maybe all right, that

(01:21:52):
was But yeah, dude, I've heard so many stories the
fake arrest them where people have you've got a cop car,
you've got cuffs. Not a bad idea, Actually I don't
do you do they have cuffs for kids?

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Probably they had zip ties ah zip tiz Yeah, like
they do for fat people. Yeah, yeah, because the cups
won't fit around their fat wrists.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Not everybody, but yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
Yeah zip tie or son.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
But yeah, the forty eight hours to watch the movie,
that's pretty normal, I feel like. But yeah, giving your
kid the credit and then them ordering a bunch of
shit that that's just that's why.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
You don't have your card tied to your TV tailors
and children have access to it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
But that was the whole thing with Fortnite getting sued
was like people go, you know, my kid spent four
hundred dollars on Battle pass stuff as well.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
Fort I have to pay like six hundred million dollars
or something. I don't know, some fucking crazy like that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
I don't pay attention to the lawsuits I'll ask my sister.
She's a lawyer of the game. All right, I will
go first with my not cool since I feel like
it's like a crazy, crazy not cool. But my not
cool is like football Christmas spending is what I'm going
through right now. You know, like that time of year

(01:23:08):
around Christmas where you're just poor because you're buying people
gifts and like you're like, all right, it's Christmas, party
is coming up. I gotta get a gift for so
and so. I got to give for so and so.
So then you're like, damn, now my bank account's really
low because I've been buying gifts for all these people
for Christmas. That's how my bank account is right now.
With football, where it's like NFL ticket renewed, All right,
there's that money. Got multiple fantasy leagues are in. Got

(01:23:29):
to pay the dues for that. Got to make sure
I load up my gambling accounts, make sure all that
shit's ready to go. You gotta square away everything. So
like that's Saturday and Sunday, the first day of the season.
You're not like, what the fuck. I don't want to
type in a credit card information to make sure that
I can do that and then if there's a down,
like an outerage or whatever, like I don't want to
be fucked with that. So like all my football money's

(01:23:52):
gone now, and all my dues you're paid and all that,
but like now I'm I'm just my bank account's very low,
and I feel like it's Christmas again, and it's not Christmas,
but it is almost Christmas because it's like football, which
is like Christmas, but being poor is really might not cool.
From that, how long until L starts crawling a couple
of months so by the end of football season, we

(01:24:13):
can have a segment called take the L where you
just put two teams down and have her crawl towards
on that make picks.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Take the L. That's a good game. You'll just have
to blur out our face yea, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
We're a mask on her. That's a bad idea, like
a put like one of the social distance or the
COVID masks on, and then we'll just be like, yeah,
we still trying it. We're still following COVID rules and
people like fucking libs, so we'll get those comments and interact.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Yeah, that'll be fun trying to wash that off of
a crawling baby.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Idea.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
But either way, I think we should have to take
the l segment where.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
I don't hate that at all, but yeah, football, football,
Christmas money is kind of of just might not cool
because I think a lot of other people are doing that.
Were like, and that's why I can't be in so
many fantasy leagues. I used to be like twelve fantasy leagues,
it felt like, and it's like, all right, it's fifty
dollars here. Even if they're all like fifty twenty five dollars,
they add up and then like, I'm in a couple
of like decently, I'm in.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
One one hundred dollars league.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
In my other league, we have a trophy, that's it.
But no buying a fifty five hundred and two fifty league. Jesus,
but that sucks. That's like a large chunk of money
that you're like, I'm probably not gonna see that again.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
But if I hit but if dude, you hit that
two hundred and fifty dollars league.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Right, That's how I felt load money in the in
the gambling accounts. So I'm like, really, this is an
investment though, because I'm gonna win all of my bets
and definitely not lose like I did just last Saturday.
This is gonna return times a thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
I got worried after the first game because I ran
the account up on baseball doing really well, basically just
betting against the White Sox, and then football started. Immediately
lost every bet on the first day, and I was like, oh,
this could.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Go bad quickly, but yeah, that's might not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
What you got mine is us. It's similar on those lines.
It's just adulting in that me and the boys. We
had all planned to get together for the fantasy draft
in the group chat, and we knew one of them
wasn't gonna make it because he just had his son
and he lives down on the border because he's in
border patrol.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
I swell, okay, he's not gonna make it. Understandable, everyone else,
We're gonna get together. Then the other day are one
of them goes, hey, I'm not gonna be able to
make it. His girlfriend's uh it was like the purchaser
moving date or something. Well, she just bought a house
and it got pushed back. So it's that it's this
upcoming weekend, so he has to stay and help her move.

(01:26:46):
He can't make it. Later that day. Our other buddy goes, Dude,
I just found out I have to get emergency dental work.
That's have to schedule it on Friday. Our draft is Friday.
He lives in Austin. He can't make it. Our other
body goes, well, if they're not coming, I'm not gonna like,
if there's only gonna be like three four of us,
I'm not gonna drive all the way and spend the gas,

(01:27:07):
get a hotel. They were playing on golfing. He's like,
I just can't justify all that. He's got a daughter
that's doing December. He's like, I can't just be like
blowing money like that. So he so it's gonna be
like three of us that all live in Houston. Well,
I mean it is. We still do it on the computers,
but we like to get together and we make fun
of each other as we're drafting. So it's just gonna
be like three of us in my buddy's apartment. Now

(01:27:29):
it's to a zoom.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
That's what we do.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
And it's like, but you like, and you can't zoom
to get mad at anybody for not showing up. It's
all legitimate reasons, just of just being an adult. These
things fucking pop up and uh, I mean I'm gonna
miss my boys. That sucks, dude, that's solid, not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Yeah we still have uh you know what they got?
They get? Yeah, okay, still going on, still watching the
Asterisk game.

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
I can say that doing this podcast in person has
officially hurt me.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Really.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Yes, last week I started feeling this during the podcast.
So I bring all this sequment that I have in
one backpack because I don't feel like carrying two backpacks.
So it gets pretty heavy. And last week I don't
know what happened, but I must have lifted it in
a funny way or something. But like, my forearm was sore.
I was starting to feel it during last week's podcast,

(01:28:25):
and still to today, one week later, it's still feeling
a little sore, and it's really annoying when like I'm
working at home using my mouth like it it hurts
every time I'm just moving my hand.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
That sucks. You know that's not past your Gaby workers comp's.

Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
I haven't had a sore forum since I was probably
like oh, twelve thirteen. Been working out pretty consistently since then.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Yeah, we know what you should do is fire a
board member over this, we need to find a board member.
But actually we're gonna let you go because Robert sandherts
and this is on you. This is what your watch.
How would you let this happen? And then that'll just
be one more reason we get fire board and bring
somebody else new.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
And so we can hire somebody just to fire him
right away.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
Also, the board members positions paid nothing, but that does suck. Dude,
you little foam roller. You got a foam roller? Actually,
maybe may work on that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
You just get like a little piece of wood, you
drill a hole through it, put a like some sort
of string of rope through it, and tie it off.
You put a five pound weight on the other end
and just roll it up and down. That's a great
forum workout.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
It was a good forum workout. Yeah. I feel like
everybody's dad made them that by the time they got
to high school. You're just gonna help you work out.
Nobody fucking used it at home.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
I think he's in the corn. I told you guys
about the frozen corn.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Yeah, still.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Same forearm hey and if you get ezma use the
frozen corn again.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
So like, don't ever say that podcasting is easy all right,
hard work. We're out here giving our blood, sweat and tears.
Roberts giving up his body, strain and muscles. You see
it weird? Turn them old forere you know it solid?
Not cool dude?

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Sorry, good one.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Sorry guys, Sorry about that? All right? Was that that
was it for? Are we doing another one? Dude? As
are just spanking the phillies right now? It's beautiful, all right?
So that was our not cool segment. Let's move on
to the final segment of the pod. It's the answer
segment where we encourage you to send you know, we
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Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
I bet you ten bucks on hits a third here,
but you just watched it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
I love when you check the betting app and it
shows we have one more run than what's on the screen.
You're like, oh, I know it's about to happen. Three
bombs for yord On.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
Let's go. Hey, that's a cool That's a good way
to end the not cool segment with a cool.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
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first question because for our buddy ray Mundo bna bad
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the pod for him this week. Raymunda says is a
suitcase just a dresser drawer with no home.

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
No, because I think the home it has is like
in the closet wherever you keep it. It's a mobile dresser.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Ooh, it's a mobile dresser.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
I think it's not even a dresser. I think it's
more likely a cabinet because addresser you kind of pull open, right,
you're not pulling anything. When it comes to the suitcase,
you're opening it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Like you Yeah, but that makes you think close in
a cabinet. It's a portable closet, is what I would
call it. Portable closet. I actually, I mean you guys
convinced me that to get to that point, I would
have just said yes.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Technically, for me, it's a portable clotheshamper because my clothes
don't very often make it into the dress.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
That is my favorite game. When I get back from
anywhere where you're like, all right, I'm gonna set this
next to my bed because I'm not obviously like when
you get back, I'm I'm home. I'm gonna enjoy my home.
I'm not gonna take this for the next week. And
then you just leave it in there and they're like,
all right, well that's been over six weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
I always like, when I'm out of socks on, I
holed on, let me check my suitcase and you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
Find three pair.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Yeah, you're like, I've been looking for this underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Yeah, I've done like twelve loads laundry, haven't seen any
of it out there.

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
I'm wondering why I was very light on shirts trip
to Mexico a year ago. Thank god, I still have
this Duffel bag and.

Speaker 3 (01:34:59):
This shirt from Pedro Hornies.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
I'll do that where like I'll not clean out the
suitcase and then I'll throw it in the closet to
just get it out of the way, and then you
start missing something like that, what the fuck is that?
And then the next time you open it to go somewhere, Uh, yeah,
is that jacket? I was looking for that? So it's
a portable closet. What a suitcase is great question.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Because a lot of times there'll be closing there that
go in the closet, but not normally in a dresser,
everything goes in the suitcase.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
That's true. Yeah, you just it's a catch all. I
got the little uh one for my brother's wedding because
I had to take suit stuff. I had to make
sure that all my my packing was like done efficiently,
and I bought those little mini like they're like, uh,
they're like little like boxes, but they're all mesh boxes
and so you can like hang it up and then
you fold it all down so all your clothes in it,

(01:35:53):
and then you fold it into a little box and
then roll that up and set it in there. It's
like cool, I say, so much space, and it's a
bitch when you have dirty to get it back. It's like, oh,
this is a one way thing. Okay, now I add
it's guys, but yeah, portable closets, portable closet and good one.
I like that all right. Next question comes from Michael P. Mikey.

(01:36:18):
It is just Mikey P on Twitter, and Mikey says,
are people that collect antiques hoarders?

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
Not unless uh, if you just collect them and it's neat,
you don't become a hoarder until it's messy. So if
you collect them but you keep it neat, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
I think that if you collect antiques it is just
a classy way of being a hoarder.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
Well you're you see, that's the thing. It's an antique.
So it's collecting if it's just random, if it's not
an antique, it's gotta be real old and valuable to
be an antique. If it's just like I collect, antique
just means old fucking peppermint patty rappers.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
No, you're a hoarder. Yeah, like when you see those
was the hoarding show? Yeah, if it was like a
true life. But yeah, it's like you just have every
newspaper you've ever gotten. You just never threw it out,
and you just stacked it in you're livingom why wouldn't
you just toss it? I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
That was Leslie from Parks and rect to that. Yeah, like,
you don't need this newspaper from November fourth, nineteen eighty seven.
Oh that's where Ruth Bader Ginsberg was sworn in. You
don't fucking need.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
You go back and read it. Yeah, I don't know.
I used to have with magazines when I was a kid. Well,
the Giants player on it, like I need that. I'm
not kind of a hat hoarder. I am too. I'm
a very big I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Wear hats anymore now than Paul. This just don't feel
right in mind.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
We'll all like buy a bunch, and then like I
have a bunch, But then I like have a very
small like lineup of like I'm rocking you today, I'll
rock this one. I should give you my old hats.
I don't need any hats. I'm not giving you anyway.
But then I still like look at hats like a content.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
By the next time I'll come over to your house,
I'm gonna like sneakily have like nine hats tucked under
my shirt. When you're not paying attention, I'm just gonna
like scatter them. Don't don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
Please, Hey, I brought ella present.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
It's just a fucking old swea that stained Astro's hat.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
My my wife would would hate that, Yeah, but I
would laugh, right, But then I'd be.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
Up with the hat, and I feel like AMA's too
nice to yell at me.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Yes, she would be too nice to that. Yeah. So yeah,
I think that people that collect antiques are hoarders. They're
just it's a very classier, more accepted way Robert to
do things. Did Robert what just happened in the Astros game?
Robert to the rage, He just gave up a hit, Robert,
I think he gave a damn it. Robert d all Right,

(01:38:34):
definitely don't comment on the YouTube video or at all
at Robert Barbos' year three on Twitter and blame him
for blowing a no hitter.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Don't call him Robert barbousa.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
Fuck dude. He almost did it. It was close.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
It would have taken a sick play by third base
to make that that would have been said, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
But yeah. Antique people are hoarders. It's a more socially
accepted form of hoarding where you're just like, that's somebody's
old thing, I need that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
I think that's a way of avoiding being called a hoarder.
You just what you hoard is antiques, Like, it's not hoarding.
I collect you have to. It's like you got to
find a classy way to call it. Then it's not hoarding.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Like sports memorabilia collectors they are hoarders. Dude. You have
one hundred and fifty seven NFL helmets that are signed, cool, awesome, valuable.
That's hoarding, buddy. When you got to get a storage
unit to store your sports memorabilia that you wanted because
you thought it looked cool, but you can't hang it
in your house because you don't have enough room, and

(01:39:38):
you had to buy storage because you couldn't get rid
of it. That's hoarding.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
Most dudes in college were hoarders. Yeah, dude, I collect
all my old liquor models do just fucking recycle them.
You're hoarding.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
People think it looks so cool because I drink.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Yeah, don't check out how much booze I have on
top of my cabinets. It's decoration, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Look, I didn't drink all of these, but we did
as a room as a house like this, roommates did
me and my room is such a universe dudes, like,
chicks are gonna be like, dude, these guys party, they're
so cool. Yeah, we do. At some point, your brain's
not fully developed. I just still don't think mine is.
I still get like the you can't get into Facebook,

(01:40:17):
but I get like when you get the memories, it's
like delete.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
Oh I love those.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
I thought it was so fucking cool. Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
I love looking at all the dumb ship. The best
is when you see one of the really old ones
when it was like your post was pat dion is.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
Yeah. So it's like looking to have a great time tonight,
looking for something to do, what's up? Hit me up?

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
Free tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:40:46):
Boys?

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
What is what's good?

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
Hit me up? And then there's always like two comments underneath,
like dude saying, let's get something going.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
I think we ever got anything going because if I
go back on mine, a lot of times Pat is
just shitting on something of mine, and it's like past
and I were like not that close in high school,
but yeah, you would always talk sports and be fuck
you Like Manning, I was like.

Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
What, my only personality in high school was being a
dick to everyone? Yeah, that's a that's something that everyone likes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
Right on Facebook, it was always like that was kind
of our communication is just occasionally shooting on sports. Da.

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
We just knew we could talk sports.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
So yeah, I think antiquing antique people are just like
socially acceptable hoarders, like sports collecting, sports memorabilay collecting is
also a socially acceptable kind of hoarding. The bobbleheads, Funko pops,
all those things. That is the new one that people
collect like that, like that is a form of hoarding.
But I remember beanie babies, Dude, we were all gonna
be so rich.

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
Marketing fell out of that one real quick nop. Hey,
you know it didn't fall out as quick as NFTs son.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
I did not buy you a house that will gain wealth.

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
I spent fourteen thousand dollars on the Shamrock Bear.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
But go buy yourself a nice spaceship.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Whatever. Just do remember the fucking how everyone lost her
mind over the Princess Diana Bear.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
Yeah, it's like it was so valuable. It's probably worth
like thirty three dollars in a box, like a like
little case for it, Like all right, let's bringing back.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
No, it's not like a Princess Kate bear.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
That would be funny though.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
That one's worth three thousand dollars. The fucking Megan Marko
one's worth four.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
Yeah. Antiquing is just socially accepted hoarding, like it's classy hoarding. Yeah,
like me collecting hats.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
It's hoarding for rich people, is what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
It kind of is like, dude, like when Jalen I
has fucking cars, I get the fuck out. I don't hoard.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
I just bought this old antique dresser for fourteen hundred dollars.
What do you have in there? You can't put anything
in there. It's delicate.

Speaker 4 (01:42:42):
So the range of this of this beanie baby bear thing.
I had no idea about this. I just looked it up.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
Are you serious? He was?

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
He was a little young for it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
The range from this one of them fifty thousand dollars, yeap?

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
Which one is that?

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
I don't know. This is a purple bear? Yeah, rare
to you. What.

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
Yeah, it's the Princess Diana, the purple one.

Speaker 4 (01:43:05):
And I guess there's this other one that's not as
rare that's selling for thirteen fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
Well it's probably condition, the condition it's in.

Speaker 4 (01:43:13):
Yeah, So either thirteen dollars and fifty cents or fifty thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Dollars got to bring up to souther beast dude. So
my uncle. My uncle lived in Maryland for a long time,
and my brother and I whenever we'd go up there,
he stayed at my grandparents house. And he had this
cool lamp in his room that just had a monkey
that looked kind of like the monkey was the butler,
and it was all like a bronze monkey, and he's
holding it looked like flames, but they were both just

(01:43:39):
like if you're watching the YouTube vision, his hands were
out and like they were little baby lamps. On each
hand and they had a little like like a little
lamp shade on top of the little lamps, and it
was awesome. My brother and I were like, dude, I'm
getting that. I'm totally going to get that. I'm totally
taking that until you to take that. And then my
uncle passed away and my mom and dad were cleaning

(01:44:00):
like the house up and they're like, hey, so we
just found six monkey lamps total in the attic, so
everybody gets one and we got multiples, and like, Emma
and I have one. But my mom was like, did
you know that these are? Like she looked it up
and the people are selling them for like twelve hundred dollars.
I was like, do we just sell one? Like holy shit?
But then like some of them are like five hundred

(01:44:22):
dollars like you were saying just right there was like, oh,
it's a monkey lamp, like it's fucking sick, but maybe
it's so one. Yeah, sell one and let's cook up
a parlay. Dude, that right, I'll sell one to that.
I'll sell one today. But yeah, antiquing is just socially
acceptable warding, and there's all kinds of stuff like that,
Like we just named that is socially acceptable. But it's
like at a certain point it's like you got a problem.

(01:44:45):
It's just like if it's not trash, people are kind
of look the other way sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Good question, Mikey P. Good question, dude. I also like
when people call antiquing man tiking where it's just like
guys going and buying cards. That's still just antique. Though
you know it's mantique. Yeah, but okay, but you know
what it is though, right, it's anti It's manteque, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
I collect cards at the Adult Expo. It's mantiquing, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
Our next one comes.

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
From this is made for me to shine.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
Dave T rights in for the first time well at
ppw L one on Twitter, and dave T says, Power
rank these restrooms based on best places to take a deuce.
So Power rank these restrooms based on best place to
take a deuce, so one, best, five worst. He gives
us a restaurant porta can work a gas station, but

(01:45:47):
not BUCkies or anything fancy like that, and then the Woods,
so gas station, Portacan restaurant, the Woods, and work. I
will go first, No, you go first.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Past I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
One is work.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
It's my home away from home, our back one. I
we jokingly have heard it as my office, the employee bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
I mean it's a home field advantage.

Speaker 3 (01:46:10):
Man, you're there the most other than at home, so
work is number one too. I'm gonna go restaurant clean bathrooms.
Most restaurants you're gonna have a clean bathroom to go to.
H you might feel a little rushed because you're like,
I'm out to eat right back there, but like, you
know what, it's it's clean and you're good.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
Three.

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
I'm gonna go gas station. People like that's gross. I
can poop pretty much anywhere, and sometimes you run into
a gross one, but you know what, a lot of
the time to as long as it's not like a
beat down old one. Like, it's usually pretty clean bathrooms too.
For the most part, you'll run into a bad one.
This is where people are going to disagree with me.
I'm going which I call them porta potties, not porter camp.

(01:46:51):
I'll go poort a potty four. It's not ideal, but
I've done it, and I have no like if I
have to poop, and that's the only option, I'm pooping
in a porter body like I pooped at Coca Cola
beach on spring break in a porter potty, Like, you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
You gotta do what you gotta do. Five is the woods.
I don't want to poop outside. I need to be
able to sit relax. I'm not gonna be able to relax.
I gotta dig a hole first a lot of time.
There's no time, so I'm probably not taking the hole.
I'm just pooping on the ground and then probably not
gonna have toilet paper with me. Your boy needs the
tp okay, I need to be able to clean myself.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
That's solid. That's a solid rankings. I feel like mine
are not too different from that. One is work, Yeah,
like your home base is your home. Your second home
base is work. Probably good bathrooms here, Yeah, we do
have really good bathrooms. Work is one. Restaurant is two.
They try to keep those clean usually, so like that
kind of plays into that. Number three is gas station,

(01:47:46):
solely because it's got a real toilet. It's got a
real toilet, and yeah, they're gross. You can kind of
play the hover method, but you're probably more likely to
have toilet paper in a gas station bathroom than you
are a porter potty. So like that's why I don't
want to shit in and again station.

Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
But like there's never ran into a port pody that
didn't have toilet paper. I don't know what I would do.
I guess you gotta go sock at that point.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
But you just gotta pull it up and hope it's
not too bad.

Speaker 3 (01:48:09):
No, I gotta wipe. I'm just gonna not have one saw.
Actually I'll probably end up using both because you can't
just trust one. Yeah, you gotta wipe.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
The four is just like it's sort of a toilet
but not really and like if you get it while
it's clean, yeah that can be I think some if
it's a clean port of bike, that might be better
than gas station. But if it's not, you got Like
the worst is like when the lids close, Like you
go to the Rodeo Cookoff, the lids close, it's like

(01:48:37):
day two of the Rodeo Cookoff, so it's had two
days of like I guess, had a day of people
already shitting and pissing it, and you just got.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
To open high enough to where you can see the water.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Like yeah, you walk, you open that, you see that
blue water like this as high and like then like
if you had the ship, like what if it's too
high and it splashes back up, you just got to
fear the splash. And it's just other people's ship, it's
not even your own. If that, like, that's so much
stuff that they could be going wrong with that. And
then I always feel like they're just not well like

(01:49:06):
stocked a lot of times depending.

Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
On where you stink.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
Supporta potties four and it last of the woods. I
camp one time a year with my friends. We drive
to a marina so I can use what I would
say is the equivalent of a gas station bathroom instead
of shitting in the woods, because I do not want
to shit in the woods. I do not want to
shit in the woods. It sucks, there's predators.

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
I've never done it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
I mean, it's like not ideal, not ideal. I had
that story when I had the bubble guts out and
the camp and just just shitting diarrhea and all over
the place outside. That's chaos.

Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
I don't know how I would do. Like, you gotta
hope there's a down log that you can sit on
and poop off the background.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
Oh no, you just got a squats, just got a
squat I'm not gonna be able to squat and poop. Yeah,
you grab a tree.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
That's what I got, A hug a tree. Yeah, I'm
not used to taking quick poops like I. My body
needs to get and relaxing. I need to chill.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
So the woods definitely the worst. So I go work, restaurant,
gas station, porter potty would same as me.

Speaker 3 (01:49:59):
Let's go go gas station before restaurant or after gas station,
third restaurant second? Okay, yeah, so same as me.

Speaker 1 (01:50:08):
The same reason too. Yep. I feel like it's pretty
like it's toilet is going to be a solid restaurant
toilet is gonna be a solid to a gas station,
not solid but still a toilet, porta potty sort of
a toilet but not really a toilet. And then woods,
no toilet, Like that's pretty much high ranking is more last? Yeah,
because initially I was like, gas station is going to

(01:50:28):
be the last if it's not like a Bucky's. But
you're like, no, like I have four walls, You're not
worried about some other camper walking up on me dropping
it dropping a duce.

Speaker 4 (01:50:36):
The woods for me, like I I would never just
be in the woods voluntarily. So if I'm in the
woods and I need to poop. That something has gone
completely probably wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
Also a great point.

Speaker 3 (01:50:45):
Yeah, I'm lost. If I'm in the woods and I
have to poop, I'm lost.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
It was a really good Uh, power rankings, Dave. I
like that. Keep some power rankings coming our way, buddy,
solid job pal. All right, this is an interesting one
from alex Oe at alex mcdunder one on Twitter. Alex
O says what colors would these school subject folders be?
And then he gets this math, history, English and science. Also,

(01:51:11):
I kind of like the idea of just say what
color would this be? And then just list things and
then we'll start telling you what color things are. I
kind of like the idea of that.

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
I feel pretty strongly about this.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
I'll go for right, So these are so in Like
he's asking like if you had folders for these in school,
which what color is wet? And he doesn't give us
colors to pick? So these are just us all right,
go Pat.

Speaker 3 (01:51:29):
And I don't really know why, Okay, I feel like
these are just the ones that I used. Math math
was red?

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Actually I should just go I'm gonna go in order
of why just science was blue? I don't know why
science was blue. Science was blue for me, that was
that was my blue folder. History was green. Probably that's
probably because green.

Speaker 3 (01:51:50):
Is my favorite color and history was my favorite subject,
so that makes a little bit sense. And for I
don't know what, blue and science just made sense to
me for some reason, Math red, and English was yellow,
and I think that was just because, like yellow was
the last folder I was gonna use, and I don't
give a fuck about English class so like that was
just whatever one was left that's yellow.

Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
I didn't have yellow in my color wheel that I picked.
I feel like we should have had, Like I liked
that we didn't get colors of science.

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
No, it's just so you get what you get here
on these what about you?

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
I had math black. I don't know why I never
had any black one. It seems like math is serious.
I liked if you, like my mom could just buy
like all the same color and then I like it
didn't look different.

Speaker 3 (01:52:36):
But I mean I usually I would like write it
on the front.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
Two.

Speaker 3 (01:52:38):
Yeah, I was not gonna remember what was color coded
what math.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
I would put black because it's just like that sucks.
I was good at math, though, so I didn't mind it.
I was never good at math, but I understand that
math makes sense, but I don't get it. So I
math so but math thirty black? History is red. His
history is like blood. You're talking like that time by

(01:53:01):
War dude, like blood, that's red. Uh? Science green because
you're like grass and ship doing all kinds of fuckings
and stuff for green. Right. I don't know. I thought
science just seems green. And then English I got red
because the red coats or no, wait, no, no, English
is blue. English is blue. English is blue. I don't know.

(01:53:24):
I wrote read twice, but English was blue, Robert because
blues rock.

Speaker 4 (01:53:30):
So he said math, history, English, and science. Mine were gray, gray,
gray and gray.

Speaker 3 (01:53:36):
No, no, that's what he thought they were.

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
They were they were ash, silver, charcoal, and slate. That's good,
that's really good, Bobby jokes. I thought he was gonna
pick all Manila, just Manila folders. That's all I used
to another folders. Fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:54:02):
Remember when you got like the one divider that had
all of them, like it was like a five subject
finder a trapper keeper in one. See I never actually
got the trapper keeper whatever they sold at Walgreens.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
Guess what I'm doing. I had a giants trapper Keeper
for like four years, and you're like, I'm not putting
any of that away. I'm just gonna close it up
and figure out where it was later.

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
I remember in elementary school I had the International Space
Station sticker on mine because like it had just gone
up when we were in elementary I had that one
for fucking years.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
That's pretty sick. All right, that's a really good question, Alex.
So start asking us what color other things are too,
Like color sounds? What color is this sound? Who hitting
the toilet?

Speaker 3 (01:54:45):
Brown?

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
All right? Last question of the week from josh Tree
Caudle at Joshua Tree seven went three, and he says
rainbows tastes like water.

Speaker 3 (01:54:53):
Right, absolutely not. This is right in front of you,
fucking skittles. It's skittles, dude. You gotta taste the rainbow.

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
They had like one hundred thous and commercis like taste
the rainbow.

Speaker 3 (01:55:02):
The only other acceptable answer would be lucky charms.

Speaker 1 (01:55:06):
No, that's a lepre guns taste.

Speaker 3 (01:55:07):
Like, but it's at the end of the rainbow.

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
That's what the lepergun is there too, So they were
really eating a leprechaun. That's the mark. He doesn't taste it.
The marshmallows aren't the leprecaun, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:55:17):
The len tasted like marshmallows. I'd eat them.

Speaker 1 (01:55:19):
That's why we can't find them. They're very fat.

Speaker 3 (01:55:22):
Nah, they're irish.

Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
They're like like eating a unicorn, right, Like they're not
real unicorn. I feel like it taste like Sherbert. Unicorn
would taste like Sherbert for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55:35):
Or what's uh, what's the pink? The pink white and
the Neapolitan Neapolitan? I could also see them tasting Neapolitans.

Speaker 3 (01:55:44):
Weird that you said pink.

Speaker 1 (01:55:44):
And my first thing was like, doesn't taste like like
my brain went, dude, probably, yeah, probably do you taste
like pink?

Speaker 3 (01:55:53):
Lim And I tell ye?

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
But rainbows taste like Skittles. That's literally like their slogan,
taste the rain You remember those commercials.

Speaker 4 (01:56:01):
Right, yeah, they still use that slogan.

Speaker 1 (01:56:03):
Do that Okay? And then remember the Puritans tastes like
berries and cream. The berries are betties and cream, And
I was like, what the fuck is this commercial?

Speaker 3 (01:56:12):
Don't It was like the worst commercial ever, but for
some reason everyone loved it, like it was so yeah,
like it would make It's so bad. And then five
minutes later you'd be Betry's and Cream, Betryes and Cream.

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
And then doctor Pepper kind of did that one where
it was the little guy. It was it just was
it a little sweet, but it was justin GERENI though,
and like he was.

Speaker 3 (01:56:30):
Like sweet, it's the sweet one.

Speaker 1 (01:56:33):
Yeah, and then they kind of did the same thing.
I kind of hate this, but.

Speaker 3 (01:56:36):
I want to keep watching a little sweet dude.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
It was cringey, but it was funny. Just every time
I was like, this fucking awesome. Skittles, Berryes and Cream.
Skills should sponsor this show, dude. Fuck yeah, get marshaan
On here, let's go. Oh wait, he's a lib a
lib podcast who actually rivals with marshaw On and Gavin Newsome.

Speaker 3 (01:56:56):
So are we a conservative podcast now?

Speaker 1 (01:56:58):
No, the hour we rivals, we're just unaffiliated with them.

Speaker 3 (01:57:04):
That's all that'll that'll be the name of We're gonna
start a political podcast. It's just called unaffiliated, dude, we
should start.

Speaker 1 (01:57:11):
We just were.

Speaker 3 (01:57:11):
Anti everything, every everything, everything, everything politics. Like you see
what this politician did. Fucking hated it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
Why it's politics. I don't like it at all. Sucks.
Everything sucks, dude, Robert. We should like how how fun
would that be?

Speaker 3 (01:57:28):
It's just us bringing issues to Robert and making him
take a stance on them.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
No, it's Robert just tossing out stuff to us, and
we have to make it political.

Speaker 3 (01:57:36):
I feel like I can do that very easily.

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
Grass lib fucking communists, you know else cut grass the commis.

Speaker 3 (01:57:44):
No, dude, that's a libertarian. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:57:47):
It has its own riots, It can grow, and it
can also cut itself. We're talking about different grass here, buddy.
Uh Yeah, Rainbows tastes like skittles. I get where his
brain us because rainbows, you know, like probably no, they don't.
They taste like skittles. I've been told they taste like skittles.

Speaker 3 (01:58:08):
You just gotta taste that rainbows.

Speaker 1 (01:58:09):
Like when I was told Pluto is a planet. Pluto
will always be a planet, and you can't tell me
it wasn't. But other than that, yeah, they taste like skittles.
They taste like skittles. All right, great question, Josh, great question.
Everybody at past the Gravy Pod hashtag ptg answers that's
how you reach out to us. I'm at Alex jam
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are the best. Let's wrap the pod up with a
random celebrity, show it to the camera. Showing it to
the camera.

Speaker 4 (01:59:17):
I'm gonna get it this time, Pad.

Speaker 1 (01:59:19):
I'm gonna go with Jeremy Irons. There will be no
conflict today, the fucking only one that. Yeah, you're gonna
get this one.

Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
Back to back weeks right, No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
It was like a month and a half apart.

Speaker 4 (01:59:35):
What I thought it was at Alex's place.

Speaker 1 (01:59:37):
They've only been gotten in person fun fact. All right,
this might be my last chance. Then, Jeremy Irons, Jenna Jackson,
let go John Hamm, John hamp A j names Yeah,
all right, Rob Wriggle, Rob Wriggle. Now let's generate one.

(02:00:03):
Bernard Shaw, journalists and news anchor for ceeing n Lib.
Joel that's a J name. Bo that's a jname. All right.
Last one can't end on Joel Oldstein, Robert will Again.

Speaker 4 (02:00:16):
Whoa, there's no you guys, do one more.

Speaker 1 (02:00:20):
Vinceentbardi. I'm counting that for me. Matthew Broderick, Hi Mandel Jr.

Speaker 3 (02:00:25):
Token, Eric Idel joking, Roken Roll. People don't know. That's
what our stands for.

Speaker 1 (02:00:31):
Isle a fish. One more personally now, Rudy Julianni Conservative.

Speaker 3 (02:00:37):
Not a lib.

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
John Hare that doesn't You can't.

Speaker 3 (02:00:42):
That does count.

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
It doesn't count. It doesn't count, It doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (02:00:46):
He got it.

Speaker 1 (02:00:47):
It doesn't count time, it doesn't. But I got we
hit through it. You got it.

Speaker 3 (02:00:51):
It's John ham It's not official, but he got it twice.
God damn. Back to back week's bitches. Fuck you guys.
I'm gonna fucking go that website and click it's seventy
eight thousand times until I get my.

Speaker 1 (02:01:00):
Yeah, well I mean that I that the first one
last week and the first one of Roberts. Those popped
up in those.

Speaker 3 (02:01:06):
On Jon Ham looking picture of John Ham.

Speaker 1 (02:01:08):
He's wearing like a Irish cap. We do three cap
we usually do three, but that was outside of the
three and I was really just doing it until we
saw somebody we do at that point, so that did
not count. But theoretically I have back to back weeks
that I've gotten, So have a great rest of your week.
We love you, guys. Please share us with a friend
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(02:01:29):
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