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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang, Gang Gang.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, part of the top and lead spread. As we listen,
it's a past the Gray Grave. Well, goin fishing for
your bitch today with Chunkie Houston Houston Bay. Now we
go ahead and lick you. We'll get rich today, ch.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Everyone?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's Past the Gravy episode five hundred and eighty three,
Happy Gravy Day. What's happening? Pat? What's going on? I'm
having a much better week than last week. Yeah, my
team's won. Yeah, mine didn't. So thanks for having that.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
About Sam the same Houston win.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
They did win. There you go, so you had I
had to beat Hawaii. They be Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's big. Really why it's been around a while? Yeah,
it's a state and a program a while.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's been around a while.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
All right, that's the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Hawaii came in From Hawaii to Huntsville, Texas. I tweeted
it out on Saturdays. Is there a worst road game? Then?
Like Honolulu, Hawaii to Huntsville, Texas. Up, They're like not
even Houston.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Imagine having to go prison here, Imagine having to go
from Hawaii to l Paso.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, that's true, not great. It's closer, not great either way,
but that sucks. But yeah, we beat Hawaii, so that's cool.
So I guess it wasn't all loss. Yeah, it wasn't
all I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Just gonna focus on the good and block out the bat.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
The Yankees are okay right now, but like I just
I'm not even getting excited about the Yankees. I already I've
tapered my expectations where I'm like, I know what you're
going to do. I know what you're gonna do. You're
gonna just You're gonna get into the playoffs, and I'm
gonna be disappointed. I'm just not gonna care. I'm just
not going to care. I'm gonna just coast. If we
get to the ALCS, I'll reinvest myself maybe, But even
(01:57):
if we're in the ALCS, I'm like, I don't know,
I don't know. It makes me seem like a bandwagon fan.
I watch all the games, but now I've just removed
myself so much from like I don't care we're losing whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Just look on the positive side. You are probably about
two months away from not having Aaron Boone as your
manager anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh, you think we're gonna there's no chance.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, you got to get your hopes up for that.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You can't get I'm not you emails it for anything.
I'm taping my expectations and I'm working on my anger management.
I watched the Giants game at home. My daughter napped
twice on the couch with me. Not I wasn't nappy,
but she napped while I was there, So I was like,
we didn't win that game. That's a pretty big, pretty
big day for me, pretty big day for me. Shot
(02:40):
d Alex for keeping his shit to Yet I only
woke her up once, didn't wake up at all.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You said she napped twice.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
She naps twice, but then she wakes up on our own, Okay,
And she she cried at the very end of the game,
and I was like, yeah, I know, I'm usually sad
after football two same, but I'm also upset that they lost.
So I don't know if she was upset the football
was over or that they lost. I'd like to think
maybe a little both, probably a little bit. Maybe maybe
we didn't have a kicker the whole game. But let's
hold that's a whole story for another time, all right, guys,
(03:08):
which you got for the peak up segment?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I just did. I'm just riding a high football.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
We decided to run an offense from nineteen twenty three
and it worked. The Packers just ran the ball. I
think it was eighty percent of the place. That's us
up something like that, and for some reason the Colts
didn't think to just stack the box. We had an
Elik Willis at quarterback got his first career touchdown, so
he's back. He's great.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Shout out to We're gonna probably trade him for a
first round heys the Giants. Leak also had his first
career touchdown to shut out the Leaks. Let's go big
week for Malak's positives. Name of the week. Malik.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Also, and you got screwed. Let's let's be honest. If
your kicker doesn't get injured, thank you from the start.
You guys score twenty one.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Okay, I'm back in on Pat today. Thank you Pat.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's kind Yeah, we did get nice.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
When your kicker goes down first play the game and
then yeah, you're screwed. I was like, I was mad,
but I was like, are you gonna do? We're gonna do?
I can't I can't. I would have given him my hamstring.
If Graham Gona is like Alex, I Needrew Hampsteen. Last
week I was literally like, I will get hit by
an eighteen wheeler for this team. I will be like, Graham,
you can like hack into this leg, buddy, what do
(04:13):
you need? The logic logic does track. But yeah, Packers
came out, they look great.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, and the Paul great Notre Dame kicked the ever
living dog shit out of Purdue in a way that
kind of got sad.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Texas State Blue lead. That was sad.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, but McCleod our star runner, Yeah, told you our
start running back fumbling late in the game. That doesn't help.
But then immediately an interception. You can't do that. Can't
do that win games. Hopes are shot. But uh, I'm
still going for the Sun Belt Championship.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Maybe I'm just on a beach right now. Yeah, I'm
in Hawaii, dude, I've been watching.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And he's only in Hawaii because the football team is
not there.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I've been Uh, I've been watching that that Apple TV
show Bad Monkey with Vince Vought in it, and he
lives in the keys on a beach and like it's
like about crime and him solving crime and being parts
of crimes, and I kind of just want to live
on a beach and be part of crime. Like I
don't know how long I could get away with it,
but like just living a life like in The Keys,
you can just do whatever you want. Probably not as
(05:15):
realistic as the show makes it seem, but like it's
just like a lawless like it's Florida. It's a lawless Swampland.
But then it's like a chill lawless Swampland. But people
are like, yeah, I saw that murder, Like I'm not
gonna go call the tops. You just gotta come on
my boat.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I want to go fishing.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You gotta hope Jake Jillenhall doesn't show up because he'll
be tra ash nightcrawler guy. Well, his Roadhouse was in
The Keys. Oh okay, does he not watch Roadhouse?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Not the new one?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh man, it's fun.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Dude's Patrick Swayzey. Well, it's it's not better than Swayzey.
Nothing will be better than Swayzey. But Connor McGregor acting.
I've seen I've seen the highlights.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
That was pretty comic.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Cool, yeah, the keys looks fun, but also like I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Also like not cut out for like killing. I feel
like you got to get over that if you want
to be a criminal.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, you don't have the killer vibes.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Robert. Do you think you kill a guy? Yeah, no,
not at all. You can just do it, walk away,
think about it.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I do think I could not think about it. I
think I could, Like, no, that's not I don't think
I could actually kill someone. But if I did, I
think I could.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Like I think it's opposite, like in the heat of it,
like somebody came at you got to got ah. I
think you could physically do the act. Most people can't.
You get a pull a trigger. It's the afterwards of
you couldn't sit there with it. I might not be
able to sit.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
There with it. So you would you turn yourself in,
would just go on the lamb, Like that's that's kind
of cool.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I caught myself in.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I know I'd get caught go on the lamb, but
like it's like real life grand theft auto.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
No, you don't turn yourself in. You don't run because
running then they can give you extra charges. You don't
turn yourself in. Maybe they just don't catch you. Maybe
you got left behind no DNA. Oh yeah, just you
just keep living your life and let it eat away
at your fucking mental health.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You're I would stay home.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I would try to enjoy whatever time I could at home.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Your home. You got to move completely.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You know. That's good. That's running you. Just you just
keep living life and maybe they won't catch you.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Just hope you like. That's why I'm saying. I guess
maybe if you're on the island, you're in the keys,
like Vince Vaughan in that show. Oh, if you're in
the keys and you do a murder, you just throw
to the gators and there's a boat and.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
A gator got them. You can't see bullet holes when
they're chewed up.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Dude, how many how many people you think Florida gators
eat in like a year. They're just like dumped bodies.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Not that many because gators a lot of the time
they won't eat the whole body. So if people are
doing it as a crime, like consistently, they don't want
the body to turn back up. Yeah, But if you
play them out on a boat and weigh it down
and throw them in the ocean, they don't just see Dexter.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
They'll eventually float up. That's a document.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The chances of you finding anything in the ocean or astronomical.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Somebody's gonna find it. You see. They found a fucking
submarine thing, the ocean Gate thing that the the fillionaires
blew up in. Remember, they were like, oh yeah, they
got crumpled together. It was like they were all compacted
on there. There should be nothing left. And then they're like, yeah,
here's the shell. We actually lied to you guys about
all that. I don't really care they lied, but this
(08:20):
is just shows you don't listen to the mainstream media.
I've been taying it for years.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Speaking of billionaires and submarines. I did find hear a
story recently of so back in the day Bill Paxton
rest in Peace, the actor he was friends with James Cameron,
and James Cameron was like, Hey, I'm gonna take you
down to the Titanic and like took him down and
they had to lunch with his submersible parked on the
(08:46):
deck of the Titanic. And when they came back up,
like everyone on the crew of like the ship was like, go,
say nine to eleven had happened? When nine eleven happened.
Bill Paxton and James Cameron were having launch on the
deck of the Titanic.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
That's pretty wild.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
That's one of the craziest stories of all time. They
went a great day and Rob Low told that story.
I found that out from Rob Lows are just better
than us. It's not better. They live funner lives.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
They live funner lives, not all of them better.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, we'll get into that soon.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah we will, Yeah, we will, Robert, what you got
for pre come segment?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I figured that I would go back to my roots.
After all, its Hispanic Carritage month.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Hell yeah, happy Hispanic higspan a carritage much.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Banky, Thank you. I appreciate it. Jay, It you know,
only only took like, you know, ten minutes to get
into It's just for you to say it, but thanks.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Either way. I guess I still haven't said it. Yeah,
I heard it. I didn't know how to properly. I
didn't know how to properly introduce it. I wanted you to.
You know, it's your month.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
So I'm going back and I'm gonna go talk about
baseball and go back.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
To my roots.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I just pulling out the notes on this one.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I've decided I think we can all we're all in agreement.
If we're at the ballpark and a ball gets hit
to us, we catch it, whatever home run, faal ball, whatever,
that we're not giving it to a kid. I think
we can all agreed on that.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Actually not, I saw it last night and I was like, now,
at this age, I would I would just turn and
give it to Okay, because what am I gonna do.
I'm gonna take it home and then it's just gonna
get lost in my house.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
It's for your inner child, pat oh.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And I am a child. It's not even that enter. No.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I think my my personal rule would be if you
catch it and there's like a kid that was also
trying to catch the ball, like here you go, buddy.
But like if I catch the ball and there's some
kid there was nowhere around me, like I don't have
I don't owe it to just like a little kid,
to here you go, bud, Like we got to pull
yourself up by your bootstraps and catch your own damn
(10:40):
foul ball. Get your dad to buy better tickets.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
If there's a kid that's sitting like right next to me,
I'll give them the ball. Yeah. The kid were have
come like running down like the stairs, Like he's at
the top of the section. I'm at the bottom. He's like,
can I have the ball? Actually I probably still good it,
but I would like to expect no, no, you can
have it, go back to your seat.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I remember we were at was there was a it
was the Braves against the Mets. My dad had company
tickets for the NLCS when it was like Mike Piazza
that was the whole Larry Jones, uh, like I think
it was seven games. But we went for batting practice,
and I remember like the guys would just run off
(11:18):
and toss balls out there, and Walt White tossed the
ball and I went and this kid went down one
row stairs and I went down the other row of seats,
and I like I beat him to it, And then
like he came and sat by where me and my
dad were sitting. He was like, that's so cool he
got that ball, and like he wouldn't leave, and I
could tell like he was really trying to like kilt
me in to give you the ball. And I was like, yeah,
and it's mine. I can't wait to take it home. Yeah,
(11:38):
I was like seven eights.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
So there's a kid trying to get a ball from that.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Like I remember as a kid doing that, it was like, now, yeah,
not even if a kid did that, it'd be like, dude,
fuck you your parents that you come here and like gravel,
like get out of here, or throwing the ball back,
that would have been really funny.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Due that big money. Not that's the move of a
kid comes up to you and asked the ball. You go, oh,
you want the ball, and then you just throw it
back on the field. But also you don't Sports Center
as the biggest villain of all time, but throw it.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Back like three like three pitches later, It's like why no,
then you get removed from the game for just that's
it's funny.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
So okay, I wouldn't give it to the kid, no
matter what, no matter what, no matter, no chance.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
No chance.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
But here's here's the move that I'm thinking now that
I'm actually gonna like if this ever happens, I think
I might do it. If a kid catches the ball,
I'm gonna take it from him because the cameras are
going to catch that, right and the team is gonna
feel bad. I'll be the villain.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Sure, but you'll probably get kicked out for stealing.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
The kid will get to meet the player, he'll get
a signed ball and a bet the kid will get
more out of it if I take the ball from him.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Great point. A lot of people, a lot of people
aren't realizing what Robert is really doing. He's he's helping
out these kids, and then people are gonna be booing
this man. We're booing him, and he's really just like, hey, buddy,
here's a here's a baseball bat, and here's a jersey,
and here's an autograph and a photo. Like you're giving
him everything, because a team to be like, you're right,
and they always do that.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
We're like, we're so sorry that this girl that didn't
catch the ball, but the adult next door didn't give
it to her because he was taller and a better
athlete than her. We're sorry that she didn't get the ball,
even though her entire section boot a fan that paid
his hard earned money to be here, and this bum
little five year old just wrote wrote.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Her dad's coattails of the game. This guy clocking in,
clocking out, going to a game, try and relax, trying
escape this little five year old doing nothing what just tolerant,
get a tough day of color, and get the fuck
out of here. You don't you don't get a ball?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeah, the kid will get so much more if I
take the ball from them. That's actually a really good idea.
I hate that just when people do the like when
they groveled it. I caught so somebody did a couple
a couple of months ago. I feel like it was
like an Astros game and she was like, I caught
so and so on hundredth home run or whatever it was,
and I back to him.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
It'd be really cool if I could get something and
it was like you're just throwing the thing out there.
I mean, I get I get the logic, but it's
like it looks corny and they're like, here you go.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You can meet the players I want to.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I would also be a dick if I got anybody's
like signature or anything like if it was somebody's first
home run or give me a I want a ticket
to another game. I want an autograph and I want
a photo.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, I just had the best idea for it.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
You go, one hundred beers, free beer for life. Start.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Really, I'm not gonna ask for free beers, But I
need one hundred free beers unlimited food at the ballpark,
like for the whole And the funny thing is I'd
probably only ever use like eight of the beers because
I'd go twice over the next four years and I'd
lose whatever fucking card they gave me. But I'd be like,
I need one hundred beers for this ballok. Can I
just send you cash? No?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I just want to know that I got something out
of it. That's really what I want to know. What
do I get?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I want to keep coming back here buying five dollars
tickets and drinking one hundred and fourteen dollars worth of
beer every game. It'll be seven beers.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
That's how I show you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But that would just be the best. Like, uh, we
will offer you a bat and you just count with
one hundred beers. Okay, what about a hundred beers? What
about a bat and a jersey? One hundred beers? What
if they like, what if we load up your car
with one hundred beers? Nope, need a voucher for the game.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I want to add the g I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Every time I pay a beard get a beer. I
want another car that says ninety nine beers.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Just like starting like the most insane. I'd like to
watch a game from the dugout. I'd like to manage
for an entire game.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I would like to hug Jose Altuve and pick him up?
Can you arrange that? I understand how that looks coming
from a guy that looks like me. I assure you
there's nothing weird. I just want to hug aut Tov
and pick him up because I love him. Do you
think they would trade you and one hundred beers? Like
I'm trying to think, like if you what's Jordan alvrez is?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Like home run? Cali say he hit his two hundredth
home run and it was like, yo, we want that
ball back. It's just two and other like I want
two hundred base balls. I want two hundred major league baseballs.
I think they would do that, not signed. I'd like
them all in a bucket right now. They would I
want to take I want I want to leave with
(16:07):
these balls right now. Do you think they'd be all right?
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I want to take batting practice, and I want the
starting lineup to have to stand around the cage and
oh in awe and say I'm so good I could
make the roster. They don't even have to say with conviction.
I just want them to make Ooh, this kid's a natural.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Great job. Great job.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
No, I would have swung and missed at that too,
good job. I want them to move in the I
want to take batting practice from second base so it
feels like I'm hitting dingers. Yeah, how weird could you
get with it? Before? The team was just like okay,
now you're you're blocked from ever coming back to this.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, you have the you have the ball.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You seem super weird. We don't want you near any
of They.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Can't take it from you, can.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
No, they can't take it from you.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Even if you got I guess yeah, because they yeah,
like your Berry bonds home rememble like like I get
the keep it. Theyve me mean about it, probably.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, they could be super mean about it and dickish,
but like, give me a dick right back.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
What if you get what if you took the ball
like it was somebody's very like it was Jurdon's two
hundred home run ball, and you took it and you
gave it to a kid right in front of the
MLB people that wanted to get it, like no here,
and then you have to take it from this kid.
You can take a ball from all.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
They would love that because the kid's easier to You
want free ice cream, give me the ball.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I bet they're lying. You don't listen to anything.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I'll give you one.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I'm the guy that just gave you a ball. They're
trying to take it away, you know, listen to me
or them.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I actually I want to see I want to do
one hundred beers thing, just to see what they haggle
it down.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
There's no way they would do it. They wouldn't. They
would probably just like you can get a ticket, they
probably keep it like tickets stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Hey, your player probably wants this momento of his season,
and he's coming up for free agency next year, isn't he.
Maybe you should give me what I want and keep
him happy.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Can I sit with Megan the Stallion for a game?
She's from Houston. They're like, well, she's not here, Yeah,
I know. Can you arrange that?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I want to meet mattress Mac. Meanwhile, you can just
go to the showroom. I want you to arrange a
meeting with Matter Smack and Paul Wall. I want to
have lunch with them both at Kats's.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
And I want to ride in a candy painted slab
to Trill Burger.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You just name everything. And here I want to be
in the art car parade.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Don't go here, then why are you here? Yeah? So no,
you don't owe a kid a foul ball. But like
there's people that are dicks that take foul balls from kids.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I would have no problem being the villain, Like that
would be the best. I really want someone to throw
it back in front of a kid now, because one
hundred percent you're gonna make it on Sports Center.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yeah, and then be hated.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
But that'd be awesome. The player tries to throw it
back into the kid, you grab it again, that.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Would be really funny. That would be really funny. That's
a good pre come Robert.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
One hundred beers. That's gonna be my negotiation for everything now,
no matter what it is. Hey, can you go to
the other restaurant pick this up?
Speaker 3 (18:51):
One hundred beers with your cable company. You're like, look,
the cable's out there, Like we can give you a
day credit. You're like, one hundred beers. We can't deliver
beer to your out and you can deliver. I want
one hundred beers.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You can.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I will come to the store. You give me one
hundred beers. Haven't we don't let the law stop, you'd
be lawless. Don't make me ask twice. You have twenty
four hours.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
And to what.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
You didn't even want to know until ask for one
hundred and ten? I might ask for more. Yeah, it
goes up with interest.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
This is an exploding offer.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I got a hockey puck at an NHL game before
they put the netting up behind the goals. We might
add an Atlanta Thrasher's game, and the guy in front
of us almost had it, and I swatted his hand
and it dropped down and I grabbed it. It was
under the seat.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Turned around you a bit.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Well, he couldn't do that as a kid.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I just remember thinking, like, no.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
No kid has the commonests to do. But how funny
would it be just a little kid just shit talking
that adult.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Have you ever heard of Philadelphia?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah? But they just yet like fuck you, Like I
want the kid to actually but hear your punk ass.
You're an adult and you let a kid beat you out.
You just keep tawning him the whole game.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Go to go to the link. Watch a game, watch
an Eagle, watch an Eiggles game. I bet you you'll
hear some of that.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Here's the thing that it didn't bread that way in Philly.
If a kid is shit talking, you can you just
talk shit back to a kid or they're gonna kick
you out.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
You could, I wouldn't because you're just gonna get sucker
punch from their dad when you turn around tooche and
you take one right to the year hold and they
don't care.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah, they are trash people.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
They don't care, which is weird that you know it's shit. Yeah, yeah,
m I did make a cheese steak this week and
it was pretty dope. I'm getting in really into cooking,
not to brag, and it's fun. It sucks cleaning up though,
so it's like every time I do it, I hate it.
I made the sandwich from the Bear.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
When I cook, I try and use like high three ingredients.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
You want to make a meal, and then you end
up spending thirty dollars on a meal like I could
have just bought this meal.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Or like I dice up an onion. I needed half
that onion. There's gonna be a diced onion in my
fridge for three weeks.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
After three weeks, and then you just like try and
throw onion on random shit.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
All right, yeah, but it's onions, so it's great. Yeah,
just everything is onions. It's onions and peppers. That's all
I do. I dice up onions and peppers. I saute them.
Then that just goes on top of whatever meat I
just cooked.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Speaking of, let me spell it out.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Hold on, there's a new segment. Alex tries to spell.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
No, I just have a speaking of peppers. I do
have a beef with your Gardenaire peppers gard jarden Air, Like,
who the fuck are you spelling your your peppers like that? Dude?
It's it's the most like what the fuck kind of
spelling is that.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
It's because Italian Americans are the most obnoxious fucking people.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
G I A R D I N I A E
r A Like what Guardenaire? You know, dude?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
These are the same people that say fucking gabba ghoul
and there's not a.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Gabba peppers called them gabba peppers.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
It's and they gobble. What do you do? Like? Actual
Italians come over here and hear them speak, and they're like,
what the fuck have you done? To our langue.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
But they say caple, we gotta we gotta be quiet
because we get Really.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I want the bra It's not.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Brazil, but it is fun alone.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I can't. There's somebody one time, I think it was
Brian Reagan was talking about it. He's like, what if
I just pronounced like my mom makes a nice corn
beef and cabbage, Like what if Irish people did that?
Ship would be what were you? Fucking leprechaun? We just
let Italians get away with it.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I think that's what it is. There's not like Italian leprechauns.
Italian just like that guy looks tough. They can say
that because they're tough.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
And Italians have like food and Catholicism. That's it. We
got fucking Galileo here. Yeah, yeah, they have all.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
That stuff of the Roman Empire.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah. Well there's a lot of things Italians they really
there's a bunch, but we can all agree they're ridiculous people.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, you know what, the Italians don't have Robert feelins.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
They don't have Robert feelings. But here I'm past the gravy.
We have Robert felines, and Robert felines all began when
someone asked us if Robert Feelin is the proper name
for Bob Cat. And ever since then, we've decided we
wanted to come up with code words for other words.
And that's what we're going to be doing here. We're
going to be reading a couple of words that really
are secret words for other words. You have to decide
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if you can find out what the real word we're
looking for is. We'll give you a category and then
a hint or our combination of words, and then you
have to crack the code. This is the Robert Feline segment.
I said that, like we have an intro, we don't
have an intro. So our first Robert Feline this week,
let me try. I'll start with I'll start easy and
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then go hard. All right, that's what she said. This
is a cartoon character, Dwarf Planet.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It's not Pluto.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
It is yeah. I saw. I thought since it was
two words, maybe it would throw you off. Think yeah,
all right. This is a TV show Billboard Pitch. Uh
is it a current one? No sitcom?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Sitcom?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Billboard?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Billboard Pitch could be like Billboard, like Madmen?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, I know they like pitch stuff. These ads? Uh?
Sign got fucking fever pitch in my head, and that's.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
A movie sign. Where are you going with that sign?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Sitcom sign?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Oh, Seinfeld, there you go, billboard pitch. Pitch is another
word for field sign. Field. Okay, it's not field but seinfeld. Okay,
you're gonna really hate this one. Then look great, this
is an Olympic sport. Dorsal soprano? Oh, what's the dorsal soprano?
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Break dancing?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
No, what's that shout out? Regun?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Now? Okay, no, I was a horse in my head,
but that's not gonna be it. Uh high beam.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
No, dorsal soprano, doora dorsal dolphin fish.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Dorsals on the back.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Maybe you're getting close.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Backstroke? No, no, I don't know, like soprano would be stroked.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
The dorsal what.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Finn?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Thats half of it?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Okay, dorsal finn?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
What does the soprano do?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Sing fencing?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
There you go, There we go, we're coaching.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That was a good one. I thought so.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Proud of that one.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That was really good.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
All right, this is a comedian regular fast food chain.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Okay, faster change. We got McDonald norm McDonald.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yes, well done.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I was first. I was like, is there a comedian
with the last name Hearty's. I don't know why that
was the first one. We don't even have parties here.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I got a d M one.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Okay, this is a semi famous person.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
That's vague.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Pull buffet, Fay pull buffet, poll buffet, semi famous person.
I'll say that Jimmy buff you are familiar with them.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I'm just thinking buffet buffett, And.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I'm trying to think of like poll, stripper beam.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
The right track, beam, stripper beam the second one.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Okay, beam, but but like.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
It's not beam, but you're on the right track.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
What is something that this person might have, like would
actually wake?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
What air is like an act or sports.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Or they're local local, they're local.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Local. What was the goal?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Pull buffet buffet.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I don't know, dude, I got nothing. I got nothing
on this.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I couldn't figure out any of it.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Broad Ryan Oh is Ryan Buffet?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Ryan Buffet? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Okay, I don't know where he is.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Befaithered.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
But if it's not from Katie, it's like a golden coral,
but not golden coral. Dude, it's a buffet for Ryan.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I got one. It's the category is hardware. Okay, squirrels
and sprinters.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
That's in bolts. There you go, there you go, you
say bolt baby like that, squirrels and spinners. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I thought of that driving over here, I mean in
traffic trying to change lanes. But I'm just laughing like
fucking idiots.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
That one you were all proud of.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yes, that's the one.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I was so proud because I got really a good
robberie feeline for today. Okay, I have a couple more.
This is a baseball position, so it shouldn't be that difficult.
Fish broad nine positions.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Boys. I'm just trying to think of what fish could be.
Catch sure, catch her, catch her. I was like, what
is the broad part of it? Bru her?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I would get that one.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I was thinking broad woman.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yeah, so that's I know where your brand is gonna go.
This is a US city. I like coming up with
city ones a US city, fake knickerbockers fake.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
So is there anything faue phoenix there? You gotta let
it go. Let's go pat foe. But it's also spelled
faux damn. While I'm really good at this.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
You've been You've been shopped the last two weeks. This
is a baseball player, a Hall of Fame baseball player,
draw corn.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Is there anyone maze? All? I canna think it was
Casey Mays.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
From the will Willia Mays.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
No, he said it was draw corn.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Good guess though, Williams is not it?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
No, draw corn, draw corn? So maze probably not. It's
not maze, okay, corn, veggie vegetable? Colonel draw? What could
draw be?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Draw pen? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Baseball Hall of.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Famer, Baseball Hall of Famer, one of the most famous
baseball players of all time.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I'm trying to think, like Babe Ruth, Willie Stargel.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
With those guys corn, focus on Corn.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I'm trying to, but all I can think of is maze.
It's like once you get one thing in your brain,
you can't get it out.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Tie cob, oh, ty cob. Draw is a tie? Oh what?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
A draw?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Is a tie? That's where I give you the mister,
I got another one.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
It's a movie. Sassy prison, Ye, sassy prison. When you
see this movie, people might be talking in the theater.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
The diega is a jail. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I like how you had nothing? And I said that,
and You're like, Okay, I know where I'm going. Really,
I saw media behind your head and idea.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I was like, what's in this room? Pat always comes
up with whatever he's looking at. Is it a camera,
a microphone? This is a former world leader, a historical
world leader. Cigarette prey mound.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Uh, probably not. I'm just trying to think of world
leaders and reverse engineer it. Adolf Hiller, No, Napoleon Genghis Khan,
cigarette pole.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Mound, cigarette pray mound, pray.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Mound, cigarette pray. I got pole stuck in my head now, thanks.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Cigarette pray mound.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
But uh, there's only one word coming to mind for cigarette,
and that ain't it.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
That's not that's not it. Definitely not that.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Smokey Robinson a world leader.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
That's exactly what he led us in song.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Pray mount Okay, pray mount something hill. Yes, Winston Churchill,
there we go, Winston Churchill.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Winston cigarettes Churchill.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I had nothing.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yeah, Sometimes you just gotta get that little piece, a
little piece. I have one more, one last one. And
this is a phrase. Bird can cust dolphin.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Dorsal.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
No. I almost went back to back with us, though
I had to skip around. Bird can cust dolphin, God
dolphin could be a viral phrase, fairly viral fucking dolphin.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I just keep thinking, mammal mm hmmm. I can't think
of any.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Viral phrases that heaven hawk to Yep, that was it, yep, bird,
can cast dolphin, hawk and.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Can cuss dolphin was one word. I was trying to
break it down in the.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Three I was thinking, it's spit on that thing, That's
what I was.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
I just said hawk because it was the first viral thing.
That That's why I said phrase. And I was like, well,
I have to say viral phrase.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
You get it, but don't understand why you get it.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Hawk is a bird and to attack of is an
injured can cast dolphin. That has been your Robert feelins.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
That might be your best one.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I had a good time. Hope you enjoyed the Robert
Felinx this week. That's maybe my favorite segment we do
right now. Maybe nobody knows. Let's move on to the
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comeback kid of the week, comeback kid of the week, bitch.
(36:36):
All right, Our first comeback kid this week is Hippos.
You guys have seen Moodang. You've seen Mudang.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I did see it real quick and then I pasted
past it. What pull up?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Pull up your phone right now, Pull up Moodang. It's
just a baby in Thailand. Mood Dang's a little baby hippo.
She's all squished up because she's she's love Chobby, love
Chabbi michelin Man looking hippo and just captured the hardest
of the world. She's the best thing on the internet
right now. She's now our Internet queen and I would
die for her.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, we finally have an internet animal that everyone loves
that I love too.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Please keep it out of Cincinnati, Please keep it out
of CINCINNAI, do not let it go.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I'm just saying there was good guys on both sides.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
They have Fiona at the Cincinnati Zoo and she's a hippo.
I hope that that Moodang does not go to Cincinnati.
Keep Moudang is far away from Cincinnati as possible.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Oh yeah, they're not. I mean, why would you get
rid of Mudang? You've got the hottest thing on the
internet right Well, where is Moudang Thailand? Okay?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Which is unfortunate because I would like Mudang to come
to the United States because I feel like I would
vote for Mudang for president.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
You do have precedence, but.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Like, do you know how cool it would be to
just like, all right, well, what's our foreign policy? Are
we gonna help out with this war or not? And
it's like, I don't know, Mudang's gonna be eat that cabbage.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Moudang's gonna be thirty five.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Put you put the cabbage. You don't know what hippo
years are you? Thirty five in hippo years would not
even be a one. Yeah, but they might age years
in a month.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I'm pretty sure hippos live more than three years.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Shut up. I'm just trying to say that. I think
that if you put Moodang out, that would be the
best candidate to be the president of the United States. Honestly,
I'm just saying it's a little late, maybe in four years.
And then also like I've got some debate ideas. I
feel like we're not going to have a presidential one,
but we get the vice president one, and I feel
like we should just put Moodang out there. And they're like,
all right, while you're arguing about foreign policy or abortion, now, Moodang,
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what are your thoughts? And they're just She's just like man,
We're like, ah, look at us. She's just chewing this
guy's boot. Chewing this guy's boot, look at her. And
then that kind of breaks up the debate, right like
how like or at least like put like a picture
in picture where like Moodang cam and it's just like
her running around swimming eating stuff, Like I don't like
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politics right now, cool Moodang.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
One of the vice presidents just came in. I was like,
I just want to be the first one to officially
announce our support for Moodang. Oh that we are a
Moodang campaign.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
We are Promudang.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
But the other side does not have the brass to
come out and say.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
They're too scared. They don't want to support the tie Hippos.
They're hippocrites. It's hipocrisy if I've ever seen it. But dude,
that'd be so sick if you if a hippo ran
for president, they could be a hypocrite hippocrat. Ooh, is
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that our party? Republicans, Democrats, and Hippocrats.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
We're just up front that, hey, we're saying things to
get you to vote for us, but we're not going
to do them.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
They're lying to you. We're telling you straight up, we'll
accomplish one thing, or we're doing that, or we also
just like hippos.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Either or the one thing we accomplish is like we
have national parks we designate. We just bring a bunch
of hippos and put them somewhere in utahm National Park.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Now turn out to be terrible because hippos kill people,
but it's Utah.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
They got people there. People. Worst case scenario were down
a couple of jazz fans. Ooh, that's such a horrible thing.
They're racists.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
The entire state, the whole state, well really the whole state.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Jazz fans have precedence of yelling things at NBA games
that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah, it's not happened once, not twice more than that,
over two and a half times, over two and a
half times. That's enough, that's all. It's a pattern. Yeah,
it's a pattern of behavior.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
That's the whole people that will now be judged and.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Run with that. Print it print it, run with that.
But yeah, Moodang is awesome. Also, I would like to
come up with the idea that I think Nickelodeon needs
to televise the next debate, but do like the slime vision.
Maybe they do that with the NFL games where it's like,
all right, you can watch the Saints and the Bills,
but when they score touchdowns, we're gonna squirt slime on
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the TV and you're like, god, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
But like they do the live fact checking, but when
they determine and something's alive slimed.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
And then just like random slim cannons. I would watch that,
like I'm trying. I know when people watch the debate anyways,
but like mood Dan camera and like Nickelodeon Vision, we.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Just get controls to the can canons so it's randomly
they'll be listen here, my opponent will tell you and
like as their midst speech, they just get slimmed it.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
They doesn't even have to. It doesn't really slim the
people on the Oh no, I want real, but it'd
be funny you just have it on the TV, like, ah,
this guy got slimmed or she got slimed, or just
it's fun like the vibes when slim goes out is
just they're immaculate.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I would like to see a debate one time because,
like you know how fifty percent of the time at least,
they just don't answer the question they were asked. So
then when they asked the next question, if they just
repeated the exact same question and stared at them and
kept doing it for the whole debate until they finally
answered the question.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
But there's also mood Dane cam.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
So you can moodank caam, so like you can phase
out a little bit as like they ask it for
the third time, but maybe by the fifth time we'll
get an answer.
Speaker 7 (41:57):
I'd like to defer to the mood Dane cam. Look
how cute she is. She's the cutest hip I've ever seen.
Everyone knows it, and she likes me clearly, look at
her she's watching me, she's listening.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Mo Dang's people reach out. I have an official endorsement.
She doesn't have that. Ernie, you've seen this hippo on TV.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Oh yeah, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
That's what this podcast is now is just everybody we're
gonna do shaking. Charles, you can never have a hippo.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
You look like you look like a damn hippo.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Shaq, you look like you ate a hippo before you
came out here.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
You about as big as a hippo.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
I kind of hope this isn't funny that anyone.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
I think it. I don't. I don't think anyone said
anything to us, so it probably wasn't.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
We didn't get anything negative, So yeah, what do you
want to roll with it?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Are you guys? Team Charles or team Shack? Comment below?
And then what else did Todd Voss on our on
our YouTube video? He got ab he got a through
z without being interrupted. You gotta do in the middle
of the night, I guess, but shouts Todd Voss, you
want to gravy in twenty twenty four? Sure, what should
we do now to try and get comments? Because really
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we need to to spam the comments, but I need
just do somebody do rock paper scissors, but just comment
the opposite of what the one is below you. You
have to consecutively post every article of the Constitution, Yes,
word by word, line by ten.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
What's it? Yeah? What's the really? What's what's a really
long song?
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Free bird? Free bird?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Line by line?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I mean there's probably it's a long song. A lot
of it doesn't have words. But you have to type
out thunderstruck by a CDC. Yeah, just thunder forty seven
times in a row.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
We all figure it out before the end.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
It's team Shacker, team team Charles. Let us know, no
comment to one hundred. Who can get to one hundred?
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Speaker 3 (43:57):
Nobody can get to one hundred. And if you can
get to one hundred without being interrupted, I'll kiss you.
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It's a fun one. But you have to spell out
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definitely gonna spell some words.
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Like that's one of the things they do. Go check
I check who comments on stuff, and it kind of
spams the comments when it's just letters.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
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Speaker 3 (44:39):
It's also funny. But yeah, talk along with us during
the pod. During the pod. That's what we do here
YouTube dot com, search passing podcast or just search passing
gavia on YouTube. Also comeback kid this week. Diddy, he
he's uh, turns out he's not a great guy. Who
knew who I thought? Who I thought?
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Who knew? The guy that spend, the.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Guy that said he was bad boys for life, He
ain't stopping.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
He threatened to kill everyone in America if they didn't vote.
I forget about that.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Oh he did. Can we make vote or don't shirts I.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Want to vote? Don't just like yeah, dude, especially you
know what to be fun about those, it's really going
to piss off people in public that's really funny. It's
an important election. Big ah.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
If you're talking to me, why aren't you voting? That's
what I would say, shouldn't you be voting?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Big? I get a refund every year, pretty sure the
election is not gonna affect me one way or the other.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Well, I just don't. I hope people vote. Go out
and vote or don't.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
It's like, go register. But if you don't want to, And.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
When people get really mad about the shirt, you're just like,
I'm not talking about politics.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Can you unregister to vote? I'd like to remove my
name from voting abilities?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Maybe I think you just don't reregister?
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Does it unregister you? If you don't that once you
did it?
Speaker 1 (45:54):
You know how you unregistered for voting? You commit it
and get convicted of a felony. Oh yeah, that's how
you unregister to vote. Hi, I'm a felony. Don't look
it up my rights. Everybody's signing up at a place
like I'd like to register it. I'd like to unregister.
Can I remove my dam.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
From the pool please? I just don't have anything to say.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Don't have anything if you can't even unsubscribe from political
text messages I'm pretty sure you can't unsubscribe from being
able to vote. Yeah, you just gotta just just don't
do it.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
So today I remember, go out there, stand a line,
don't ever let him turn your away from the polls,
and vote or don't.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Because what's more American than being uninformed about it, not
doing anything about it, and then complaining after the fact.
That's what America is all about.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
That's exactly what it's all about. But go vote or
don't or don't. It's your choice. It's your choice. We're
not gonna tell you how to live your lives. Did
he Yeah, he's a bad guy. A lot of bad
stuff like sex trafficking, all kinds of weird shit, prostitution.
He had a billion pounds of loos.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
They more than porn studios. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Porn studio is filled with lube.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
And apparently and here's where're gonna have another Epstein situations
like where they're gonna catch him. He's gonna you know,
in prison when he gets left alone, and then on YouTube,
and then even though we have massive lists of all
the people involved, we're just not going to release any
of those.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
I have a serious question about the PD.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Or he's gonna will he rat on everyone? Because like,
it's not like head Boy. It's not like he can
go into witness protection. Your new neighbor moves in and
you're like, dude, you're fucking Diddy? Yeah, unless it gets
facial reconstructive surgery. And I don't see that wears a
mask like they face off him. He just switch his
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face with Nicholas Cage. I don't know how you blend it,
but this way, it's twenty twenty four maps good makeup
artists are good.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
But I do have a very serious question about the
whole P Diddy situation. Am I allowed to still get
him to the Greek since he's in it?
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I don't want to stop watching.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
What if I just fast forward through the P Diddy scenes?
Speaker 1 (48:09):
It's it's like the thing, do you still listen to
Chris Brown's music? I mean, it's not really either of
our style of music, so it's not like we go
out of over, but like, la, will you still listen
to Michael Jackson?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
No, I will. I'm not Chris Brown though, but Michael Thriller. Yeah,
we're else. I'm gonna listen to my Halloween playlist. There's
like twelve songs.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
There's only so many times you can listen to Monster
Match before you get.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yeah, but it's okay to watch. It's okay to watch
Get Him to the Greek with p Diddy, just if
like I just fast forward through those scenes, the Furry
Wall scenes.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
You're gonna fast forward through Furry Wall.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Most of the beginning. Hey, did you know? Do you
know about Freywalls?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
You cannot run me on black Like, come on, that's
a great line.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Probably doesn't know anything about the Fareywell's dude, when the
world ends, you a Jeffrey stroke the Freywall.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
He don't know about Jeffries.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
You don't know about Jeffries. You know nothing about Jeffries.
He did he taught me. You may not want to
learn about Jeffreys.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
You don't know nothing about twenty three Kuckaroos. You know
he's so good.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
I mean, Robert, don't watch Get Him to the Greed.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
What do they always say, support the art, not the artist.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Yeah, there's a lot of other people in that movie,
probably like okay, people, have you listened to Foo Fighters
since the Dave Girl allegations?
Speaker 4 (49:22):
Uh No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
I don't think they're allegations he owned up to it.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Yeah, yeah, it sounds more professional when you call anything
an allegation. The Dave girl situation, Hey did you steal
from that? Convinced or the allegations of my theft are
like to not address being investigation. We have you on, Karen,
I don't want to address these allegations.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
It was a little weird that he called it a
child outside of my marriage, like you cheated.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Yeah, but if he.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Said if it comes I cheated, it doesn't people will
get mad about that buzz.
Speaker 5 (49:53):
Or like a fair normally say a fair, but the
fact that he went with a child but.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
A fair affair all also makes it sound like it's
an ongoing thing. It was a full relationship outside of
it this He could just be like, I don't know,
I cheated one time.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
Cheats. I always thought a fair sounded cool because like
Ferris Wheels, cotton candy, shout out Ashley Madison cakes, not affairs,
but like a fair that sounds dope. That's probably what
it was. Like. I was having an affair, I was
going to a fair.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
I had a baby outside of a fair, and it
auto corrected.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Oh yeah, and then you can you always leave a
little plausible. Don be my wife at a fair and
she just popped out the kid in the parking lot.
But yeah, Diddy's bad and it is okay to watch
Get Him to the Greek.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Yeah, I mean it's a really good movie.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Okay, good, I'll fast forward through the parts. But I
mean people still want and it's true, a lot of
bad guys in the NFL. True, Deshaun. I mean, I'm
gonna have to watch Deshaun Watson by the Giants.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
DeShawn He's a Ray Rice, bad guy. Rashi Rice is
still out there catching touchdowns. Yeah, I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Haven't you watched, But if you haven't on your fantasy team,
there's nothing wrong with.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Did you stop watching the Yankees? Whatever? Oldest Chapman was
on the team.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
Only when he pitched, You liar, you didn't fucking when
he pitched.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
Robert did not watch a single game when Marcello Zuna
was on the Astros. I commend him for that.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
I was at a game with Robert, I believe when
Marcella's I.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Was on the watch any on TV? Robertos, What did
I say, Marcel?
Speaker 3 (51:29):
Yeah? Yeah, Also a guy that's a different guy. Also
guy as far as we know, did not do bad stuff.
That was my bad, but yeah did he bad guy confirmed.
Also back this week is benching quarterbacks. Bryce Young, last
year's number one overall pick in the NFL draft, was
benched this week by the Panthers in favor of Andy Dalton,
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Houston legend Katie Tiger, and I think the big story
of that whole thing is that Daniel Jones is not
the first quarterback in the NFL you get benched this year,
so oh, suck it, haters, one notch for the job.
There we go, basically a win. He also didn't suck
on Sunday. I'm not gonna say it's great, just wasn't bad.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
You've also beat out the Packers for not having to
use your backup yet and draft picks so far.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Yeah, I think it's really it's for the draft pick.
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Is this Bryce one going to go down as the
worst trade in NFL history?
Speaker 3 (52:25):
So, Bryce Young, it was like they gave the They
gave the Bears their number one overall pick this past
year that the Bears got Caleb Williams with, They gave
up DJ Moore, they gave up a bunch of other stuff.
To turn into some good people.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
We've got three other starters off of it, and they
have next year's first round pick right a.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Next year's second round pick or third dround pick, something
like that. But yeah, Bryce Young and then CJ. Stride
goes right after him, which is like any team would
have taken Bryce Young at that time, Like the Texans
were so mad that they beat the Colts that final
week of the season because they were like, Lovey Smith
caused us the first overall pick, and it's like they
would take a Bryce Young and it would have been
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the same situation, just I don't know, maybe, but because
they wouldn't have gone Stroud, Stroud was going to.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
I would like to say it was one of the
first times ever I was right about quarterbacks and I
was like, no, Stroud's the guy. I like stroudmore. I
said that from the beginning, You're a Stroud boy. I'm
a Stroud boy. But also I maybe maybe the Houston
front office would have been like, price is really short
and we just paid Layer meet tons on a bunch
of money and you can't see over him because he's
six seven.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
But does suck? I mean he played eight eighteen games,
started eighteen games and was not good in any of them,
and they were like, look, dude, you're fucking awful. Go away.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
Well maybe what they're doing is they're just gonna let
him sit behind a legend of the game and pro
like Andy Dalton.
Speaker 3 (53:43):
That usually happens in your second year.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
This is how you do a new coach. He's like, listen,
he's not picking up my offense fast enough.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
Dave Kenles.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Dave Kenles, who wrote a book about cheating on his wife, actually.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Cheating on his wife.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it can. He wrote a book
like three years ago about his affair and one was like, oh, yeah,
your wife made you do that.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
Well hold on.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Otherwise I'm just throwing out wild accusations gainst a bunch
of people that I'm mixing up stories.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
He hang out with pddy two while you're at it.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
He might have been at the parties. We'll never see
the guest list, but I'm pretty sure it was David
Dave Canalis.
Speaker 3 (54:19):
I'm writing the book. Canalis, forty two, admits to having
had multiple affairs, multiple affairs, yeah, earlier in his life.
A portion of the book concerns his sexual infidelity and
how the couple worked their way through it partly.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
So he's just having an affair with Andy Dalton right
in the kid, that's what it is. He's cheating with
Andy Dalton. But he's gonna you know, he still is
with with his wife. They need to go counseling quarterback coach.
He's still with his wife though, so maybe this will
work out in the end. With Bryce, he's like, listen,
I gotta step out on you for a little bit,
but in the end it's going to make us stronger
and we're going to form a lifelong bond.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
What if they made like a like Verbel trademark, but
it's like I'm pitching the st HBO but like it's
the Sopranos, but it's just quarterbacks and coaches going to
therapy instead. So they're like, who would be the therapist?
Would you have a therapist? Would it be like doctor
Drew or would it be like be a strong willed woman?
Speaker 1 (55:15):
And I get probably this name probably won't be the
right one, but like Gruden, I feel like would be
a great therapist for quarterbacks in there, and they're.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
Kind of quarterbacks depending on what kind of quarterbacks.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
But that's true. Half the quarterbacks might not sit in
there on that.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, I don't know. Anyways, Bryce Young getting bitches. That
sucks for him, shout out to the text.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
And also it's not going to go down. It's the
worst trait of all time. That's still always gonna be
the Hirsha Walker trade.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
I mean, the Cowboys built their dynasty, won three Super
Bowls off that the Bears ain't winning one. Caleb Williams
sucks well. They've been saying it from the beginning. He's
a bus but now he's showing it the Chargers. He's horrible.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
Man of the Giants.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
That might be, but they got Phil Broth. They got
a great quarterback to.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
Sean yeahman Nate Cating and zero super bowls. Eli Manning
two super Bowls, so two to none. I don't know.
By the way, Eli Manning officially a Hall of Fame ballot.
If he does not win, we riot. If he does
not go in on the first batt we riot. All right, Pat,
you're riding with me, you have to.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
I don't know if he'll be first ball.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
He will be first ballot.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
We riot.
Speaker 3 (56:19):
They only let five a year in, right, or is
that baseball? I think it's five or six.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah, so there might be. You got to look at
the backlog of players.
Speaker 3 (56:26):
That's still the man one of thirteen people ever with
multiple super Bowls.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
I think there is one other quarterback where's multiple super Bowls.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
And isn't in the Hall one of third Jim Plunkett,
only one, Yeah, which is crazy. Yeah, two super bowls
should be in there. And he's also Native American, so
that's kind of problematic. A long history of hate in
this country. We should make it right and have him
go in with Eli if he's alive.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
I don't know justice for.
Speaker 3 (56:51):
Jim, justice for Jim and giddy Eli and know we right?
So yeah, Benjing Quarterbacks, that's back this week and then
also back for you, Fello. But umpires being very bad
at their job. Oh my god, Robert, do you wanna
do you want to know this? Talk about it?
Speaker 5 (57:07):
I guess we'll start with last night's game. That game
had so many like bad officiating.
Speaker 3 (57:12):
Recording this on Wednesday, so yeah, Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (57:14):
Tuesday night game, I guess we'll start. There was a
Josh Hayter where he came in the game was three
to two in the eighth inning with runners at least
at least one runner on third. I think it was
third and second, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
Do you remember Pat, Yeah, he was on third base.
Speaker 5 (57:33):
Yeah, there's the last guy third. Josh Hayter was gonna
step off. And there's a rule apparently where if you
come into the game, you can't step off or get
a mountain visit. Otherwise it's a like pitch clock violation
unless there's a guy on third, unless there's a guy
on base on base, yeah, which there was, but the
Empire because then you're just disengaging.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
You're allowed to to step offs before the runner can go.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
Yeah, and so he did. He did step off, and
the Empires. I just forgot about the guy on third
and they called him for the pitch violation and the
Empires all this is all before Josh Hayder even threw
a pitch. And then they all gathered to meet with
each other talk about I don't know how their day was,
how the weather was so stupid they are, and how
bad they are at their their jobs, like did you
(58:17):
see something? No, I didn't se anything. Was I supposed
to be looking at the game? I thought, I just
stand here. And then they went to review a rules
check come back after ten minutes. I Josh Hater that
it was the first pitch. It's a wild pitch tie
game immediately.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
Yeah, absolute buffoonery on the parts of the umpires that
they had to, Oh, what's our job to know all
the rules? Yeah, we got to check with other people
on the rules because I don't understand that pitchers can
step off of the rubber. Oops, no idea.
Speaker 5 (58:53):
Then it's the Jose Tuve. That's the big one. Where
has been a trueless Altuve. Trueless Altuve shoe was Jose
al Twova. That's that's the new thing. Altwove has been
ejected three times in his career, twice this season, and
both for the same reason where he's fouled a ball off.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
His leg both times by the same crew. This is
the same officiating crew also, and the.
Speaker 3 (59:16):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
Yeah, it was the same crew from the Phantom. He
didn't get hit by the ball when he clearly did.
Speaker 5 (59:25):
And no one caught it. It was they called it
in play and Altove didn't run out of the box
because he hit his foot. And this time he's like,
I'll prove it to you. I'll take off my shoe.
Speaker 3 (59:37):
And my sock. You can look at the mark. Umpires
are like, how dare you bring these facts to us?
You can't do like a rational person, you.
Speaker 5 (59:45):
Can't do that, so they ejected him.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
I understand that it's a ball and you can't argue ball.
You can't review balls and strikes.
Speaker 4 (59:51):
But it was a foul ball.
Speaker 3 (59:54):
But it's a ball, so.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
It's all like review everything. I don't care. You only
get a certain amount of reviews per game.
Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
But it's all a foul ball, so it would technically
be a strike, so you can't like that's under the
guys if like can't argue balls and strikes, can't review
balls and strikes. But if it was what they initially should.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Have called, it can't foul like down the line, they
can review on the line.
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
That's what I don't understand because they've they've done that much.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
You can review that foul ball, but not this foul.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Where they call it fair initially and they look back
and actually know that was out. I've seen that done.
I believe I've seen that in Yankees games before, where
like like they do take that back and I've seen
home runs taken away. They can do all that, but
it's like that is a pretty like I understand if
he was like that was a strike or that was this,
but it's like, bro, you can pretty clearly go back
and look and like did that ball fucking hit his foot? Yes? Yeah,
(01:00:46):
okay quick, Like that's that's one of those where like
you if you if you're using New York to go
up there to to get everybody to like look at
that first, like New York should be like, yeah, dude,
you were wrong, say it was a foul ball. Foul ball.
Let him back again.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
And then those were against the Ashros. Then in the
late think later and the tenth thitning I think Jackson
profar for the the Padres, they called a hit by pitch.
He's like, no, it didn't hit me. The Ashlers were like, no,
I didn't hit him. So the ash was challenged that no,
it didn't hit him, and in the replay you can
clearly see that it didn't hit.
Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Him, clearly, like not even a doubt. Clearly this ball
did not touch him. You can see the ball all
the way to the mit and you can see background
between the ball and the player all the way into
the met and they look at it with their eyes,
and much like the Alex bregg won Bregman won from
a couple of weeks ago. They look at it, see
that it's clearly not making contact and go playstance. We
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can't see, go fuck yourself, Like, oh, where we were
in New York and the Astros are playing Oh yeah, no, no,
the guys on bases fuck you.
Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
Jerkson profile is also like, no, it didn't hit me,
but like he's.
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Pissed off because he's like, there's a man on second
and third. There's one out he wants to drive in,
which would have been the game tying run right there. Yeah,
game tying run or possibly hit a double driving both
runs win the game. He wants it. They go, no,
you're on first base. Then I think they got to
strike out. Next batter grounds out. Profar gets thrown out.
Game over, Astros win. Profar from the base path is
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just screaming at the referees. He's yelling at him. The
Astros dugouts are yelling at them because they've been awful
all game. The guy behind the plate was one of
the worst strike zones I've ever seen the entire game
for both teams. It wasn't like it was one way
against the Astros. But I saw at least one ball
that was four inches off the plate that was called
a strike, multiple ones above the strike zone that were
called strikes or not called strikes depending on the just
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the umpires blind balls at the bottom of the zone
that are two inches above the bottom well in the
strike zone not being called strikes. The whole It was
a clown show the whole game yesterday. Thank god the
Astros end up winning, as we deserve to because the
calls at the end of the game, We're like just baffling.
But I've never seen the game end where both teams
were yelling at the referees pissed off. It's like, yeah,
(01:02:58):
we won, but we still hate guys.
Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Oh fuck you. Umpires should have to do press conferences.
If players have to, umpires should also have to.
Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Yeah. I follow this account umpire auditor who is always like,
you know, so and so missed seventeen Like two days
ago in the Astros game, the homeplate umpire missed seventeen
calls and had the lowest career. He's posted twice in
the last two days. Both of them were about the
just clown show going on with the Astros. It's like
the fact that there's no accountability. Like I think umpires
(01:03:26):
have the strongest union in the United States, like stronger
than teachers, stronger than like teamsters. The union is just like, yeah,
we have zero accountability. The only way an umpire has
ever been accountable is fans badgered angel her Nandez for
like seventeen straight years until the end. It took seventeen
years until we finally got like every single pitch was
(01:03:47):
showing up on social media for two weeks for him.
Fans were the only ones that hold umpire's accountable. We
just have to bully them online.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Line of people say bullying is bad, but like, sometimes
there's instances where bullying is used for the greater good.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Iyber bullying can be used as a correct tool.
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
It should be Let's keep it clean, let's keep it
to like, you're just bad at your job. You're not
good at this. Let's not like insult families, let's not
insult anything else like that. But they just but you're
bad at your job. You've got to get better at that,
Like that's all you need to do. And if somebody
hears enough of that, though, maybe either just they stop
doing that or quit.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
It should be the bottom ten percent every year, or
send that down to the miners, like you're either a
retire or you're now a minor league umpire, and all
these guys will retire. They're not gonna go jump around
in the miners. But like, get them out of the
fucking game. They're obviously bad at their job.
Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Better just be better, bully umpires. That's another. Yeah, wear
that to the games.
Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
But yeah, and you know what, today they'll all be
back out there being awful at their jobs. No consequences,
no consequences whatsoever. They don't get fined.
Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
They should get fined.
Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
They can't get fined. They can't get suspended.
Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
You can't get suspended, not for not for bad balls
and strikes, like unless they like are like you're obviously cheating,
there's money involved or something like that that you can get,
but for just being bad, just regular bad, zero consequences.
As an umpire looking at the other they're like the
Supreme Court.
Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
They have the job for life. They can't be thrown out.
Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Like Diddy until they get caught.
Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
How do we pack the umpiring court?
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah, that's what we needed.
Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
We need like seven more crews than there are games,
so like we can just consistently, Oh, your crew isn't
working for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Under under Joe Biden umpire calls, we're at an all
time low. That could be true something I don't have
any stats.
Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
See baseball.
Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Have you seen baseball? Kamela umpires terrible this year the Academy.
Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
We're just letting players in from all over the world,
taking jobs from hardworking American ball players.
Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Black jobs. These empires out here taking black jobs. All right,
that was our comeback kids segment. Let's move on to
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Not cool Man. All Right, if you have a not
(01:07:34):
cool for us for the week, all you gotta do
is hit us up on Twitter, rap pass the gravy pod,
use the hashtag PTG not Cool. That is how we
will sort through them and we will read them. We
will read some of the best ones from you listeners
and viewers each week on the podcast. Let's start off
with Ricky Vargas. Ricky Vargas admitting his first not cool
(01:07:55):
that I can think of. He says, I had a
few dirty dishes, so I decided to watch watch them
by hand. When suddenly a flood of water leaks out
from my garbage disposal that's underneath the kitchen sink. My
floors and socks get all wet and the water spreads everywhere.
So now I have to clean it all up and
put it in an emergency made it sort of so
you flood it is kitchen pretty much, just trying to
(01:08:16):
just try. That's why.
Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Times when you sit there and you go, thank God,
I can't afford to own my own home. Now maintenance
has to deal with this.
Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Yeah. I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
That's why every time something breaks, I'm like, ah, this
is why I rent yep.
Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Yeah. I have one of those fancy it's not fancy light,
but it's like the light bulb in my bathroom went
out and I was like, okay, and I bought it different.
I bought like two different kinds of light bulbs. I'm
just gonna replace this myself. I took the cover off
and it was one of those like round like Neon
type ones, and I was like, well, I'm not gonna
go buy one of these. So I was like, hey,
front Office, I don't want to be that guy, but
(01:08:51):
I need somebody replaced it with this specific bulb, and
the like, okay, we'll send somebody up there. It's weird
getting like being a guy asking somebody to fix the
light bulb. But I was like, I'm not gonna go
buy that kind of light bulb. That's like a twenty
die light bulb. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
I straight up would just like let bulbs, not like
since I've moved into this house, two of the four
over my sink don't work. I just have two. The
whole bathroom lights up anyway. I don't need those. Yeah,
I would be too bright, honestly, used to brush on
my teeth and I'm blind.
Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
I like replacing them when they go out, and then
keeping the burnt out one, And then when I moved out,
I'm like, now I have like six light bulbs that
I'm just gonna take wherever else I go.
Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
Pat That's why you need to get like the dimmobile one,
the dimmobile ones that Alex and I have.
Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
I won't even replace them. You think I'm gonna go
buy dimmable ones.
Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
They work you lights.
Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
The he lights I have they decided in the bathroom,
so like in the morning, it's like the verys the
dimmest setting it can be.
Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Yeah, but you know how I dim my lights. I
have two instead of four.
Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
That's that's I mean, that's easy. It's the way to go.
Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
I've never been in my bathroom like I can't see.
Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
The only downside of the U ones is if you
have shitty internet providers, then your wife I goes out regularly.
Then you're like, I'm going to bed. I guess I'm
going to bed with this light on because the wife
I won't connect. And then they say, haha, it looks
like everything's good on our end, and you say, go
fuck yourself. But you also have one hundred and twenty
dollars in discounts this this month because you call every day,
So fuck them. Fuck them all right, regardless, that was
(01:10:19):
not cool, still great, not cool, Ricky, And I hope
that maintenance was able to clean all that up and
then they all got fixed all right, But I did
it fast. That's why you don't do dishes. Just a
fun reminder next time you're thinking about doing it, just remember, yeah, just.
Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Get a girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Nah, Samantha Garcia or paper plates. I rocked the paper
plates all the time. Dude, somebody's sucking it up. That's
the that's the worst thing I'm doing to it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
I just always say India is doing way worse than
Meates aren't gonna Hey, at least I'll recycle these plates.
Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Maybe I'm the trash, but I'll write recycling on it,
so it's like it's recycling. M Okay. This is from
Sam Garcia at Underscore x ex Sam G three on Twitter,
and Sam says I'm doing her. Not cool is doing
my best friend's cousin a favor and going to their birthday.
Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
And doing their birthday shoot.
Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
She's like a photographer. Okay, Okay, So she's a photographer
doing my best friends cousin a favor and doing their
birthday shoot at a discounted price and not following my
own rules and not having them sign a contract or
pay a deposit and then be bitches about everything. Now, yeah,
that sucks. This is solid not cool.
Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
If you have a business, you got to sign the contract.
Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
There's nothing worse than like.
Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
When you're already giving them a disrond.
Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Is recommended and you're like, hey, dude, your boy's kind
of a piece of shit and has it paid me
and hasn't done this, or hey, they haven't got this.
And then also like when you give people discounts, it's
always the people that ask for the most discounts that
are usually the most difficult. I feel like, he says me,
who calls my cable company all the time, But I
feel like I'm I'm not being unreasonable. I'm like, I
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pay you guys a lot of money. This is simpleshit.
That's why you gotta get them to sign a contract
where it's like you pay this if you don't do
this or whatever, even if it's like a friendship thing,
like look, I understand and like if I'm giving you
a rate or whatever, but like you got to sign
this to show that you're locked in on this and
that like it's gonna be this long for a turnaround.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Anytime you do business with anybody, we're the first thing
they ask is for a discount. You make sure every
like every fucking is is dotted and T is crossed
before you do it. Yeah, like if the first thing
they do is ask for you to do it discounted,
they're gonna ask for more discounts.
Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
And I don't want to sound mean at all because
I don't believe I don't personally believe this at all,
and Robert you can probably attest to this. But I
feel like one of the jobs that like people think
is a job that takes absolutely no skill and is
like it's it's like the easiest job in the world
is like photography and video and video editing. And I
think so many people that don't do that, that don't
(01:12:49):
do photography or anything like that, they are like, dude,
I just have my wedding yesterday. Why can't I have
the photos? And I kind of like I understand being
like you can't give me like one photo, Like I
understand that you got all this stuff and you're gonna
you're gonna touch it up, but like can't get like
one to post. And usually all the photographers are pretty
chill about that. But like people think that like just
doing photography is like the easiest thing in the world.
Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
You got to make it taking the pictures. Now all
you have to do is it.
Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
To me, that's not it it's not just if I
do that. Yeah, you're gonna hate the way it where
it was. They have to take out like glares and
stuff like that. Like it it's on the outside, it
looks like it's a very easy job. So that's why
people like, oh, you can't just give me this. Why
why did it take that much time? Like it shouldn't
take you six weeks to turn around. People are dumb
and they don't understand things like that. And like video editing, Robert,
video editing is one of the most time consuming things
(01:13:36):
in the entire world, and people are like, can I
get that video? Like we just shot this, Like Robert
shoots video, Robert works another job, and Robert it takes
Robert until tomorrow to give me the video for this
because Robert's got so much shit going on. And I
also would like Robert to get to have a life
and sleep and do stuff. But like when I'm done
with the podcast, I go and I edit until like
ten or eleven at night, just to make clips.
Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
If people may have seen Adam Clinton's rant on Sports
Talk seven night yesterday Tuesday, I had seven ninety go
follow it on Instagram. People might think, oh, it's just
audio and you just put like pictures in caption. That's
gonna take what thirty minutes. It took me an hour
and a half because I edited the audio to cut
out you know, pauses, make it seamless, make it the ran,
like so you stay watching it, Yeah, you stay watching it.
(01:14:18):
Make make it seamless. People are talking over each other.
Edit around that. Then I got to put in the
capit captions. Then like edit the captions to the actually
match what the guy what the guy is saying. And
then you know, do research because he talked about an article.
So I'm like, okay, I gotta go to the article
and put it in here too so people can see that.
Like I took that took an hour and a half
to do.
Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Like when we when we say like please share our
stuff online, like it's because we're like we don't just
like put out bullshit. I mean we I get what
this show is. I get what this show is. I
understand we're not curing cancer, but like over here we
do we like we post this stuff and then it's like, damn,
that was an hour and a half that nobody watched.
(01:14:57):
You know, like when you get like twenty views and stuff, like, well,
I'm glad I did all that on Wednesday night, you know,
Like it's it's like little things like that, And so
I think that people just I'm just trying to make
you feel little better, Like that's that's the logic I
think that a lot of people have with photographers and
like DJs and stuff like that. Like I think people
are like, yeah, you have a playlist, and I think
DJs do have playlists, but like you get to like
kind of entertain you got to read the room, you
gotta do other stuff like that. And there's a lot
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of things like that that seem like it's it's a
very easy thing to do from the outside looking in,
but like when you get behind the scenes, you're like damn.
Like and if your job is a photographer, then you're
backed up with all the weddings you've done, all of
whatever else.
Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
You don't get paid until after the work is already done.
Like that's the thing. Like if you do a job
where the work comes up front, the pay comes later,
you don't want it. In writing what that pay is, I.
Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Would say it's probably like photography is like one of
the jobs that I would say, like it looks a
lot easier on the outside than it really is. And
I think that's just why people like are assholes that
disrespect people that are in the profession. But I'm sorry
that happens, Sam, the fuck it sucks. And just yeah,
you know, know you're you're worth more than that. You're
worth more than than having to deal with that shit.
So just stick to your your gun. And if you
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want to give like a friend discount or whatever, just
like keep it lower then, like then slightly lower if
you want to do that at all and you don't
know anybody discount just because like if you try, Like
if Pat recommended me to do photography, I did photography,
I would trust that. Pat was like, well, Alex does
good work. That's the way you do it. Not Alex
is gonna give you a good deal, Like I'm not
going to fuck you on it, but like I would,
I'm not going to screw you over. I would on
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all sides, I would hate that friend forever. Like if
I was the photographer, I would be like forever, I'd
be like, well, I like you less as a friend
now because you convinced me to give a discount to
someone who's a piece of shit. Yeah, And if I
was the friend who like the middle friend. I would
hate my friends who got married forever, Like, dude, you
acted like a fucking total piece of shit to somebody
that I hooked you up with. And having that friend
(01:16:42):
that is always like, bro, can you hook me up
with this? And then you hook him up and they
burn your bridge, Like that's a really hard friend to
like ever deal with. Again, Robert's is kind of the
best guy in the world because like I work with
Robert too, but it's awesome to be like Robert could
do this, Like when people like, do we have anybody
that could help with Like if we have somebody going
out to give tickets away, can somebody like Robert Robert
could help Rob his for good at that? And like
all right, I love because I know Robert is gonna
(01:17:03):
be no, but like Robert delivers. So like when you
have to recommend a friend, I'm like Robert Roberts Roberts here,
I know, but like and like Robert does deliver. They're
like good job, good call, good call on Rob. That's
the best is when you have friends that deliver. Yeah,
I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Shipment as like anytime I've had friends that like needed
to buy our house or anything. I got a buddy, Yeah,
and my body's not a piece of shit at their job.
Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
He's good and he'll be honest with you. That's a
good friend to have. But the opposite is the worst.
So teasing Peece, Sam teas and Peece, I'm sorry we
got sidetracked on that. Let's go to David Ruiz at
David Underscore Ruiz ninety on Twitter, and David says, it's
not cool. Is the classroom I teach in not having AC?
What the fuck is this?
Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
Seems bad.
Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
I this sucks too because like that's illegal. They can't
I know, they closed like schools.
Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
I think he sent a picture and it was like
seventy seven when he walked in and that was in
the morning. So it's only getting warmer.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Yeah, I like I know for like, I know this
because my AC was not working when I first moved
into the house. Like legally, landlords, your AC has to
keep it at least eighty degrees consistently. Like I know
that's things. So if it's above that they're breaching contract
and everything like that, I would assume in like Texas,
like the problem is, like I the school might not
(01:18:22):
have another room.
Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
And the school is like for you to go. It's
a public school too.
Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
It's like, yeah, there's like nowhere else to go. You
have to teach in there, but like.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Yeah, that's actually teaching. No ac, you're teaching. You're dealing
with kids too, especially.
Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Because like me, big guy, big guys, we can't be
warm for extended periods of time.
Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
That's true, but like spin Zone, we start to stink
when we sweat spinz on. That it's kind of like
being Asaana. So like sweat all the toxins. It's actually
really healthy for you.
Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
And here's the worst thing. It's not even him. It's
kids are smelly. Kids run around and they sweat a
lot and they don't think about So then you just
got one group of sweaty kids coming in and leaving
after the other. So it's just a compound of stinks
that goes on throughout the day.
Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Yeah, that's a really good, not cool, David. That that sucks.
And hopefully by the time that you're hearing this, it's
already been fixed or else.
Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
You know, I do know a guy, let us know,
and we will uh might not he's not actually a guy,
he's a spider.
Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
We'll send an eight legged friend of Oz and maybe
some of his friends.
Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
I don't know how that works.
Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
AC Francis Jacente Ocho and associates. He knows a couple
of guy. I know a guy. You need a guy.
Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Maybe tell me tell the principle that you need to
use his office to teach it and he can work
out of your classroom.
Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Sure, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
They'll just do that. Yeah, just like, hey, you're putting
me in this spot. I have kids, I have can
probably have a union rep reach out. They're there for
a reason. Here you go, and if not hit up,
Robert Robert can be your union rep.
Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Robert always delivers anybody about AC, but he'll figure it out.
Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Anybody would like to unionize, send a d M to
at Robert Robos A zero three. All right, I can
go first. My not coolest week is that I have
new neighbors that moved in downstairs below me. And these
neighbors it's a couple and they fight a lot, like
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every every day almost and I mean they shot at
each other, they slam doors. I don't know if they
throw things, but they may throw things. I don't not
my business. It's not my business. I don't think anybody's
being injured. I just think they fight a lot. That's
not even the not cool they're not cool a is
that they do it in Spanish, and so I don't
even get to get in on any of the gossip
(01:20:33):
because I'm like, well, if you're yelling at you like
a wander to like did he do something? Did she
do something? What are you mad at him about? Like
i'd like to I can hear it clearly, but it's
all in Spanish, so I can't make out what they're saying,
and I would like to know, like I would like
if you're gonna shout and they stop at a reasonable hour.
They stop by like eleven o'clock. They're pretty chill about it,
like they like we fight between two o'clock in the
(01:20:53):
afternoon and like ten thirty and eleven, Like, okay, you
know what, I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
And that's crazy. Maybe they're not even fighting.
Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Oh they're fighting. They're absolutely fighting. Maybe they're doing something else. No, no,
you don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
It's in Spanish, that's true.
Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Like Russians having a conversation just sounds like they're arguing.
That's an angry sounding language Spanish. If you don't understand
what's being said, you could be coming here just going on,
I fucking love you.
Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
She's like, I love you too, slamming doors, and then
he slams the main door.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
And maybe somebody's being slammed upgainst the door. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
That doesn't sound like it. Okay, I don't want to
rule it out, but that's really like and I I mean,
I can't be mad. You most definitely can't be I mean,
I can't be mad, but I'm not even mad at
what I should be mad about it the first time
they wake up l but they don't fight in that
part of the house. They don't fight in the bedroom,
which is another reason which makes it the's is not sex.
They fight in like the living room and then the
(01:21:48):
second bedroom area or where I've at my podcast room,
they fight like right below that. So I'll be editing
on Wednesdays and I just hear them da smash slam slam,
slam slam, and then just like I'm like I'm just
said in the video, all right, then about ten thirty
they stop, all right, I'm gonna leave, and one of
(01:22:08):
them storms out and then they come back later. I
guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
I don't know the whole story. They've just moved in,
so that sounds like they're doing well.
Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
This is only gonna get better. But yeah, for like
the last couple of weeks, I've just like, and again,
it's not my place to be like, hey, you guys
need to stop fighting. If they're like, I can be like,
you guys need to quit being so loud. But I'm
also if they're that loud, then that gives me a
past to also be loud. And so that's how I
try and look at it. And I'm trying to be
tired with my neighbors.
Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Just leave a note on their door that says Celencio
poor for four.
Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
I do know how to type that, so I could
do that.
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Also, you can just try and say what you're trying
to say and put it into Google Translate.
Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
But I need to just have like Google Translate on
like all the time and then hope that it can
hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Yeah, is like I wouldn't want to talk to them,
but I would also want to leave them a note.
But you don't want to be their leaving note neighbor.
Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Do I have any Oh no, no, I'm not that guy.
Do I have any Spanish speaking friends that would like
to like hang out maybe watch football on a Saturday,
maybe Monday night? And then like, hey, let me pause it,
mute it. What are they saying? Like that's really I
just want to like what the fight is about, because
it seems like it's got to be the same couple
of things and maybe they just fight over every little thing,
(01:23:16):
but them doing in Spanish is might not cool, just
because I feel like I'm missing out on it, because like,
isn't that kind of cool? Like if if a couple's fighting,
Like you don't want a couple of fighting, You go
on a trip with a couple and like they're bickering,
but you at least know what they're bickering about, Like, oh,
you'd like that girl's picture on Instagram? Why do you
like her picture? Like horse? And it's like, is that
what they're arguing about? Or did he like is there infidelity?
(01:23:37):
Did he Dave Grohler? I don't know. Did he not
pick up the right whatever at the grocery store? I
don't know, but I would like to know so I
could have some context, which just like I cooked, you
need to clean fuck that you made the mess.
Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
I'm not cleaning.
Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
I just feel like I hear enough of it. I
should be able to be invested. I'd like to take
a side.
Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
You can get duo lingo just to hear your neighbors arguing.
Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
I just completely learned Spanish. Guys, you will not believe
what's so and so said to so inside.
Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
I think we just found a cap and neither one
of us has a close friend that speaks Spanish.
Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
I do.
Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
I know a lot of people that speak Spanish. They're
just not like close friends that I would invite my home.
Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
Yeah, I made that very clear. You want to invite
us to your home.
Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Hey, you've been invited, you refuse, Actually.
Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Know that's I told home. Yeah, we've been to Robert's house.
We've been in my house. I've lived there for a year.
It's still like not unpacked.
Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
There's just boxes everybody thrown at home.
Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
But yeah, that's my Not cool is that they just
argue in Spanish, and they I'd like them to like,
can you guys argue tonight in English?
Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Base?
Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Just like one time I'd like to be in the loop,
Like what I'm sorry I've been listening to all of
your stuff. I just can't understand it. But life hack,
if you know any other languages, yell in that other language,
and people can't take sides, so they can't say you're
in the wrong or the right. That's my not cool,
that's a weird not cool. I don't know what you
guys got. I I had, like I I was enraged
(01:25:00):
so much yesterday or it was Monday. It was Monday,
So like what it felt like is, you know when
you drink a bunch one day and then the next
day you're not necessarily hungover, but you know your endorsements
are off. So just like the slightest thing will bring
you zero to sixty real quick and just anger, so
walk around. I had that I didn't drink it all
this weekend, Like I hadn't had a drink since Thursday,
not on purpose. I just didn't have any booze in
(01:25:22):
my house and I was too lazy to go buy
any high five. So like on Monday, that's what it
felt like though, But like twice I'm in traffic and
somebody just does something, one of them.
Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
It wasn't even like nobody did anything.
Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
It's just on edge.
Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
I'm like, I'm having to pull off of a side
street onto the main street and traffic just keeps coming
both ways. So I'm sitting there for like five minutes
because it's a stop sign, it's not a light, for
like five minutes. Every time one side would clear, the
other side's going and I have to pull across traffic
to go left, and I just I just felt the
angers just spike. Yeah, it just like oh, and I'm
(01:25:56):
like in the company bench that I'm just fucking angry.
And then the other one, somebody just did something stupid
in traffic, and I was like, what the hell, But
when she's doing that thing, you like then. But then
today I saw somebody do something completely stupid in traffic,
and it it instead of turning left, like it was
(01:26:19):
another one where like you're a stop sign, you have
to turn the left across traffic, which they had room
to do, but instead of doing that, they turned right
and then tried to just immediately U turn but couldn't
make the U turn, so then they had to like
reverse and do like a three point turn and stop
traffic in both directions. And I was just staring at
it and just bewilderment, Like what the fuck was that?
Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
They just have no shame?
Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
It was just it was it just didn't like they
went right and like, oh no, I need to go
left and try to you like, I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Know why you would turn right to go let This
isn't gonna affect anyone else. It just I am the
only person that I didn't get mad at that one.
It's still not cool just for ridiculous driving, but I
was just like I was so bewildered by it.
Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
I couldn't even get mad. It drove me absolutely insane
for like, for like ten minutes. It's all I could
think about. Like I was going down the street to
grab something. I got there, I couldn't remember what I
was trying to grab. I had to like call someone
back at the restaurant' like what was I going for?
I just saw the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen
in the blank in my brain.
Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
I'm fried.
Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
I'm fried, guys, I got I got nothing that and uh, Monday,
before I went to work, I mowed my lot yon
art mode, my lawn or yard. Tried to combine those
two words. So then I got to work and my
legs were really tired.
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
That sucks, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Yeah, like all night, I was just like, I don't
want to stand up, I want to sit down. I'm
just being a little bitch.
Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
You should get that those pants that like, when you
sit down, they come out and make a stool.
Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Oh, those would be so awesome. I don't know if
it's built for my weight though.
Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Be comfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Yeah, yeah, I just have metal hanging off my ass
banging in the back of my legs all night. That
doesn't sound comfortable, right, what you got?
Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
So?
Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
Sam's friend texted her a birthday invite. She having a
birthday party Saturday. I'm sorry that sucks, and it's a friend.
It's a friend that Sam like wants to see more of,
wants to hang out. Said, we're gonna go, and I
think the friends she's turning, it's almost like a mid
mid thirties, maybe thirty four to thirty five, I'm not
sure exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Tell her what's up?
Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
Yes, And then she told me the time the party
is at done Saturday, and it threw me for a loop.
I was besides myself as they what time was the part?
Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
What time do you think that I was gonna say,
does it start at like eleven pm.
Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
It's either super early super late.
Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
What do you guys think it is?
Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
I'm gonna say eleven pm.
Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
I gave you guys the context of them being a
thirty five year old. Let's just say thirty five.
Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
And he said it's absurd, so like thirty five to
be super late. But yeah, I'm gonna say eleven.
Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
I jokingly said nine pm. I was like, oh it
does it start at nine pm? Just being joking because
that's just to me, that's already way.
Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Too late parties.
Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Yeah, it's entirely too late.
Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
Sam says, she's looking, she's smiling at me. She goes,
ten pm.
Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
Nailed it, nailed it, You're good.
Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
And I'm just like, what, No way, that's impossible that
who has a party starting at ten pm?
Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Where what is the party? Is it like a nightclub?
Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Which I think it's just ahead of her place?
Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Matter what, you can start if it's at your place,
you can start that at eight, maybe like eight, if
you want to go late, like I always say.
Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Eight and you hope people are com by ten.
Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
See what what women do? Not to put every woman
everything up, not to put every woman in a box.
Women don't have sports. Most women don't have sports, and like,
I feel like ninety nine percent of the get together
is I ever? Like yo, Like the game starts, like
you want to come watch this UFC fight pat, Well,
the prelims start at six. You want to get around
(01:29:55):
over here like six thirty or so, like the main
card starts, not like yeah, that's a thing, he starts
at nine, But like you started earlier, then people can
trail out if they want to, Like you just started, like, yeah,
when does that Astros game start? Yeah? Why don't you
come over and start the Astros game? That's a seven
o'clock Okay, cool, let's go. Girls are just like they
have nothing but time and nothing but time.
Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Well, they have to start getting ready at six to
be ready by ten.
Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
Yeah, maybe that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
Be'st the thing. You Probably you'll show up at ten.
You're gonna be the only ones there.
Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
That's what I was telling Sam. Probably will probably will be.
Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
You can't really be fashionably you get to you'll get
to leave before everyone's even there. Exactly you get there
at midnight, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Get there at nine, bick. We want to help you
set up so then by like ten thirty and be like,
oh you know, we got it.
Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
We've been here a while. Yeah, get there like seven o'clock.
The next morning, you don't go and Sam gets selling.
Oh he wasn't feeling good, and by feeling goes No.
I was sleepy already. I was already in my Jamie's
at nine. That is pretty instant.
Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
You can change of clothes at like at like ten thirty.
I'll put in my pajamas.
Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
You have a huge cap on in your pajamas and
just be like you know, I'm gonna be honest for
a minute. I forgot we were coming, and I was
already in my Jami's and I didn't have time to
change having this so late, like a like a.
Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
Like a Scrooge the gown and the fucking sleep cap.
Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Oh the like sleep shirt or whatever sleep gown.
Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
Just get one of those. Oh my bad, this is
all I had, like a mumoh the.
Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
Like the the overalls that have like a but butt flat.
Oh yeah, just do a onesie.
Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
I want to. I still want a onesie. Still have
never had one.
Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Yeah, what's the latest? You can have a party. You
can start throwing a party that's not at like a
club or a bar. I understand if You're like, look,
I reserved a table at this at this club at
this time. It's tended to midnight. You're like, okay, well
we're going to a club. That makes sense. People go
to clubs late, right, No, you would just find a
reason to not do it.
Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
That's why I'm not.
Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
I have to get up early the next morning to
go do something that I'm thinking of right now.
Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Like that's what you would just got yard work in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
Yes, don't do it at church. That church. That for me,
by church, I mean football. I'm just saying church. It
sounds better. I go to the Church of Football. But yeah,
that's that's absolutely insane. Like a house party in your thirties,
that's insane. Yeah, okay for you for being up, for
(01:32:19):
being for being up for that, but still having a
jest for life that I lost a long time ago. Why, Yeah,
I think in your thirties, the latest you can start
a house party is eight.
Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
I think the.
Speaker 5 (01:32:31):
Latest that I personally would ever start a party it
would be four pm.
Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Yeah, no, I would. I think that's awesome. I think
eight is really the latest you can start though, because
you know it's my it's their birthday, so it's you know,
it's once a year thing and eight you know, even
if even if you're there party for four hours, you
can be out of there by midnight. But like, you
know that, and it's all a Saturday, so midnight isn't
super but.
Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Like, but like the party should be going by ten,
you know, like the party should be like that.
Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
People are just showing up at ten and you're like, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Be surprised at how few people are at her birthday
party and the low energy that they have.
Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Sounds like a great person. Still, I'm sure she's great.
I'm sure she's great. She has a great birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Yeah, everyone makes bad decisions from time to time, this
is just hers.
Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
Can you live tweet the party? Though? I might be
too sleepy?
Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
I think you starting a tennel five update? What's still
ready for bed?
Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Hey it's Robert and I'm gonna be live tweeting this
party that I'm going to at ten o'clock tonight. And
then it's just Z's ten o five.
Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Sam says we can't leave yet, and then sorry, I
fell asleep sitting on the couch, slowly getting sleepier and sleepier.
Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Oh that might be the move. Just go like post
up on the couch. You just slowly fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Be the guy that falls asleep at the party, and
not because you're drunk, which is what I was always
my move.
Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Your girlfriend's gonna love that. Yeah, my boyfriend just falls
asleep at parties. That's hymn.
Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
What Why is he just he looks so tired over there?
Why Because I'm an adult and I worked all.
Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
Week, I'm the guy at parties like the Like if
I go to a party for my wife, it'll just
be like, oh, there's a TV on. What's going on?
You got golf on sky Scheffler, And then you just
find somebody else that's also knows sports words.
Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
You like sport?
Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
Yeah, you watch Matt sky Scheffer good good Yeah, really
hot this year, really good this year. Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Yeah. When I went to my buddy good daughter's football team,
yeah a and m no. I think it was her
seventh seventh birthday, Like I don't know, a couple weeks
or like two months ago, I went. I just sat
on the couch watching golf.
Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
Yeah, just like a TV with sports on. I'll just
I can jill here. I'm safe here.
Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
Yeah, they like broke a toy and I fixed it
real quick. I was like, I contributed to this party.
Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
I'm here what you guys need. And then in between that,
you're just staring at whatever it is. Yeah, you guys
need anything I can help.
Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
I was just hammering beers around a bunch of seven
year olds and commenting on golf that I don't really know.
Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
When it's somebody's house that you are famili with. The
move is always like wait till like you see a
trash cans like sort of semi full, and just I.
Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Did take out the trash. Yeah, you put the.
Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Trash out, but then you're like, hey, where are the
trash bags? Even if you know the trash bags, you
ask where the trash bags are because you just took
out the trash and like, dude, tanks man. And then
then you're blend in. You don't do anything the rest
of the night. Like Alex was chill as fuck at
that part. He changed he like took the trash out,
he changed the trash bag, like what a good guy?
Well a good guy, And I'm like, I did, I
did one thing, but just you monitor the trash, Hey
you may take that out for you where the trash
(01:35:29):
bag gotcha? Well, life hack for you.
Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Yeah, I gotta I need a TV or a dog
if I'm going to a party.
Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Now, Yeah, that plays too. Dogs also always play.
Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
You just complaining with the dog all night. I like
the dog more than all of you. And yeah, it's
a have you seen that thing? Look at it's fluffy pretty.
Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
He brought me a stick. I was doing a stick
and then he brought me back at stick and I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
I don't even know this dog and it's happy to
see me. That's more than I can say for any person.
Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Moone else agreed to me like this dog did. It
was my best friend. All right. Let's move on to
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gonna start with ray Mundo b Navidas at ki Mundo
(01:38:18):
be Happy Birthday buddy. I know as we're recording this
September eighteenth, it is his birthday. Everybody please wish him
a happy birthday at kim Mundo be on Twitter. He says,
is tradition just peer pressure from older generations?
Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
It depends if because it's all about whether or not
the tradition sucks. If the tradition's awesome, you don't have
to be peer pressure. You just want to do it, Like, uh,
what was it Auburn Alabama? When Alabama beats Auburn and
Auburn they roll Tumor's corner in like tp it.
Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
It's like a tree.
Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
That's a fun tradition. You want to do that. Like
college football traditions, most of them outside of A and M,
are fun traditions that people like to engage in. If
it's boring and stupid, that's when it's peer pressure. This
is the way we've always done it, And you're like, yeah,
but it sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
You pretty much nailed it. That was almost exactly what
I would have said too, like why.
Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
Don't you have cheerleaders, Well, we've always had the yell leaders. Yeah,
but everyone in the world agrees they're stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
Now, if it's a cool tradition that people like, then
they do that. And if it's like not, it's just
like you have to. It's tradition, and that's that's usually
when it's forced on you, it's like not as fun.
Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Every woman in our family wears this same gown. It
was made in eighteen eighty four. It's been modified one
hundred and seventeen times. It's six different colors of white.
Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Everybody in the military makes the bed this way. It's tradition. Okay,
but what if I did it?
Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Well, that's more about uniformity.
Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
Yeah, that was still tradition.
Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
You're not allowed to be an individual in the military.
Tradition still as it is tradition. There's no I in
us of a. I mean, yeah, that's all it comes
down to. Does your tradition suck? Yeah, it's then it's
a peer pressure one.
Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Yeah, we gotta take our family Christmas photo.
Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
Oh that's a tradition. Is this spectacular a good tradition
for you, Robert or a bad tradition?
Speaker 5 (01:40:05):
It's a good tradition.
Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
I say.
Speaker 5 (01:40:06):
We get to see everyone that listens to the podcast.
It's kind of cool having an audience in Yeah, like
getting like live reactions.
Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Yeah, now it's sort of as we've done it in person. Again,
it's just kind of the co workers that are still
here that are sort of like I heard you guys yelling,
we're talking like Italians. Yeah we were. What'd y'all talk
about last night, hippos? What's the Italian? Don't worry about it.
It's fine, listen, no spoilers. Yeah, that's a good question.
(01:40:35):
Rymind though. So Yeah, if it's a it's definitely peer
pressure for for some some part of it because I
feel like you have to be peer pressured into like
continuing a tradition a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
But like some people are more excited than family. Traditions
are usually peer pressure, just like sports traditions and stuff
like that. That's just that's just what it is.
Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Every Thanksgiving, Daddy gets really drunk and hits me.
Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Like you think you think Bill's fans like own No, oh,
I have to go jump through this table. No, they're jazz.
Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
They just do it because as they can. The Dallas
Cowboys like the tradition of just getting knocked out of
the playoffs when they make it. No, probably not.
Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
You think that one Bills fan hates scorting himself with
ketchup and Mustard every.
Speaker 3 (01:41:13):
Game, no Pento ron.
Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
It's awesome and it's tradition.
Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
I got rocks, dude, rock jus rock all right. Alex
oh and Mike e P sent in this week's question
almost simultaneously, so I'm gonna give him both credit at
Alex mcdunder one on Twitter and at it's just Mike
e P. I figured somebody eventure is gonna go do this,
and we said, asked us a pet to tell you
(01:41:37):
colors at numbers, but they said, what color is the
number sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
When I read it green, I don't know why green
popped into my head.
Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
I'm gonna do I'm gonna do what we did last week.
Everybody close your eyes. You alreadys have green, but.
Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
Yeah, I'm just seeing green.
Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Okay, sixty nine, Robert Wood, you got. I went purple.
I'm going between orange and paink right now, it could
be pink. I feel like I saw orange first. I'm
gonna go orange.
Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
I went purple because I don't know if you guys have,
like in middle school or something, our teachers would refer
to like sex as purple because guys were blue and
girls were pink.
Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
You had a really weird sex something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
But you know that like and mixing them that doesn't
make purple or something.
Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Yeah, they did something purple red or blue.
Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
It's a light purple.
Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
If you mix pink and blue and green is blue
and yellow?
Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Do you know that? Boys and Asians?
Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
No, I just know.
Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
I remember as a kid when you'd mix colors like
green and yellow makes were blue and yellow makes green. Actually,
I saw something recently blue makes purple. It was pink
and blue. Shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
God, what was the one that I saw recently? I
think it was purple. Purple does not exist, Like, there
is no color purple. It's just are because they've like
tracked the wavelengths of it. Our brain cannot process what's
happening when blue and yellow comes together, so it creates purple.
Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
Well, I see purple, so yeah exist. I mean, I
mean Robert might not even know what purple is purple.
Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
Before I didn't know the purple, I would have I
would have guessed, like blue rockies are purple.
Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (01:43:20):
I would have thought like a like a dark blue
with the hint of gray.
Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Well, I mean they do have gray, gray and black but.
Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
No, I think the shade of purple to me, it
looks more like a dark blue with gray and it
doesn't look like a purple like.
Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
Yeah, no that is it's legit purple.
Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
Yeah, it's purple as it's just like both of these,
it's all purple.
Speaker 5 (01:43:45):
I didn't know that, so, yeah, Robert, I would really
thought that was blue, like a navy blue.
Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
So whatever, Robert, whatever color Robert saw when he heard
sixty nine? It's not purple?
Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
What did you say? He said, I said purpurple? Yeah,
I saw orange.
Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
This is wild to be.
Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
This is like like that.
Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
It's all purple.
Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
This is me like realizing curtains that we've had for
years are not brown but in fact green.
Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
You did that, right, Yeah, I did that growing out.
Speaker 5 (01:44:14):
We had curtains that we just had for years, and
I thought that they were brown and it turned out
to be green.
Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Live segment for the Spoctacular. Robert, what color.
Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
That's great. That's great for everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
It's just listening and then everyone gets to sit there
and laugh at Robert's disability.
Speaker 5 (01:44:30):
Never thought Colorado Rockies were purple. Well you just showed me.
Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
I just blew my mind.
Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
That's incredible.
Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Show them the Vikings and see what color he thinks it.
Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Is Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
You don't care about football? What are there other purple
baseball teams? The old school Diamondbacks? Like?
Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
Oh TCU is purple?
Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
Did you know that?
Speaker 7 (01:44:50):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
But I don't really know TC either.
Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
You don't care about Christianity to Christian University. I have
to keep legit out of school, guys, all of that
is purple.
Speaker 5 (01:45:01):
Wow, purple doesn't exist.
Speaker 4 (01:45:04):
I with pat.
Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
See that's what it is. Robert's not color blind. His
brain just works better at visualizes in color. Yeah, so
Robert actually does see whatever the hell we're supposed to see.
Our brains are broken.
Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
Yeah, our brains are broken. You're we're the crazy ones.
We're the crazy ones.
Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
Oh, I think that was well established.
Speaker 3 (01:45:24):
That was Yeah, that's true. What color did you say
it was?
Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
I said green?
Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
So green? Purple and orange? Or the colors are sixty nine?
Everybody also just comment your what color you think sixty
nine is? Too? While you're commenting spelling out letters to
one hundred, I hope somebody really.
Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Don't say, like sixty nine is that way? People have context?
N this sixty nine is purple?
Speaker 3 (01:45:48):
And then comment one to one hundred. Right after that,
a lot of people as pink. You know what I'm saying,
Fellas you guys get it.
Speaker 4 (01:45:57):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
Next question is from Brandon Davis aka Texas Cat Daddy
at a Stream of Cream on Twitter, and Brandon says,
is working at a casino one of the best deterrence
from gambling.
Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
No, I would wager that some like probably upwards of
ninety percent of people that work at casinos probably do
some form of gambling.
Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
Yeah, but I could also see it being one of
the best deterrens because, like you see people like ruining
their lives.
Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
It might stop you from becoming a degenerate gambler. But
you could also just be like this makes me, like
this is sad, Like I'm sure there's a lot of
people that work at casinos that are like in Gambler's anonymous,
like they're recovering from galing addiction and they don't they
with turkey. But yeah, but some people they can work
around them. Like there's bartenders that are sober.
Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
Yeah, but I think bart I was going to compare
it to bartenders, and I think a lot of bartenders
don't drink as much because they're like, no bartenders do
you use? I think I know, I know quite a few.
I think I think I'm not saying that all of them,
but I think there are definitely bartenders that like it
deters them from drinking, where like I see people just
getting shit faced all the time, and it's like not
a good place that I would want to be in,
and not who cares if you drink. I'm I don't
(01:47:02):
care if you drink. I'm not judging people.
Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Most the bartenders I know are like, yeah, I see
people getting shit faced and they act like morons and
it makes me need a drink.
Speaker 3 (01:47:09):
Yeah, no, I get I get that logic too.
Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
A lot of them drink while they're at work.
Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
But I would say working at it is probably a
pretty good deterrent from like gambling, like you can see
what you lose, but it also like might give it
like more of an appeal, but like degenerate gambling, Yes,
I could see it being a deterrent from.
Speaker 1 (01:47:25):
Also, are you working at a casino if it's not
just to be around gambling.
Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
The biggest deterrence of gambling would be losing everything that
you have and all of the things that you care
about because you can't stop gambling. That would probably be
the biggest deterrent. But like that's a that's rock bottoms.
Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
But then your friend gets out of prison and he
gets you back into gambling, and you're really good at
it and you're doing awesome, and then you beat right,
you beat John Malkovich, and then you go to Vegas.
Shout out rounders. Great movie.
Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
If you haven't seen it, you know what? You know
what I always say, it's like, every day you don't gamble,
you can't win a million dollars. It's it's every day
that's the game that you're not gonna get rich.
Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
I see it exactly like Tony Soprano when he was
like someone was supposed to place a bet but they didn't,
and his wife's like, well don't you didn't pay space, Like, yeah,
but I should have won that money. Every time I
don't place a bet on the Ashos and they win,
I'm like, I'm fucking down. Now. My account should be
at this, but it's still like ten dollars less at this.
Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
Every higher, every bet you don't place is money you
could have won.
Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
Yeah, I'm usually gonna lose the bet, but I don't
think of.
Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
It that way, horrible way to think of it that way,
but funny way. Usually in that case, I just go,
thank god, I forgot to bet that today. Yeah, I've
gotten this year for football. I've gotten a lot better.
Nobody cares, but I've gotten better at just being like,
maybe I just do six games today instead of ten
or every Maybe I don't bet every NFL game and
I just have these three bets that I you know,
(01:48:46):
I hope that Baker may feel can throw for two
touchdowns one game this year. I do one proper day
just for fun. I mean, I do underdog I want
to do, which is not propas.
Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:48:59):
Sorry, yeah that we weren't talking about underdog in that situation.
By good for.
Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Higher and lowers, right right, but h but like I'm
pretty good about sticking to I bet our picks, my picks,
and then I usually teaser parlay them together. I think
I got to stop that.
Speaker 3 (01:49:14):
I just get excited and then I'm like, but this
game I could bet too.
Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Oh yeah, that was that was not cool. I forgot
to add in theres because roberts or Alex is a
fucking tyrant and won't let me bet unders.
Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
Unders aren't fun? Would you rather see less runs if
you go to a game Robert or more.
Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
Oh, Roberts a man that enjoys a good pitching duel.
Speaker 3 (01:49:32):
Oh damn, I guess baseball's the only thing. Yeah, foot game.
Do you not want to see points? I like points?
Everybody likes points. You don't want to see dangers? Dude?
Yeah you want to see Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
Yeah, forty points is a lot. Yeah, I just want
it to be under forty one. You won't let me
take that.
Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
That's a good segue into Gravy Gambles. At Gravy Gambles,
we do PTG picks every Friday. We post him around
four thirty and then Sunday mornings about ten.
Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
Twenty six twenty four is a great game.
Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
But I think we're both one and or no, both
two and four, two and four. Yeah, shit, we suck.
Speaker 1 (01:50:03):
I won this week.
Speaker 3 (01:50:04):
You did win this week. But yeah, we post our
picks on Twitter and you can go maybe don't bet
what we picked this week. Also, don't bet against us,
don't bet overs and Jaguars games.
Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
I'm learning that.
Speaker 3 (01:50:15):
But we picked three We picked three games a week
and you had to do a favorite, an underdog, and
an over. And Pat was like why can't we do
unders and as it because unders are rooting against points,
which is rooting against fun, and I don't want to
root against them.
Speaker 1 (01:50:28):
I'm rooting for my bank account.
Speaker 3 (01:50:29):
Dude, Well, then pick a over.
Speaker 1 (01:50:32):
I'm not good at it.
Speaker 3 (01:50:33):
I'm over to just find a number and be like
they're going to score more than that and then pick
that right one.
Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
I'm not good at that.
Speaker 3 (01:50:39):
Well, we can't all be good at everything. Okay, I'm
not good at any The same rules we had last
year too.
Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
We used to do unders and then he just one
day decided no more. Last year we did all overs
they did last year. I just said, we used to.
Speaker 3 (01:50:52):
We changed all rules last year.
Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
You changed our rules last year. I brought this up
last year too, and you were like, fun. I think
it's because the year before I won and he took
it away. No, he must have looked at the stats and.
Speaker 3 (01:51:03):
I was profitable because we just had any any three bets.
But then it was like we would always end up there.
Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
We had the same occasionally I would take an under it.
Speaker 3 (01:51:10):
But we had a lot of the same picks when
you could just pick three games like three bets, and
so that was to change it.
Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
Up. Well, if you're not going to pick unders, then
we won't have the same bet, will we next year.
Speaker 3 (01:51:23):
At Cravy Gambles if you want to watch our picks
and then we also we also post like any bet
we have all throughout the week. Next question is from
Jordan Welch at ja Anderscore Welch two seven niney five.
Welcome back Jordan. He created I think on Friday he
recreated his Twitter account. He had gone dark on Twitter,
deleted it. It was like I just can't do it,
and then obviously come back. He missed us. We missed
(01:51:44):
you too, buddy, missed you too. Glad to have you back, man,
We love you, buddy. Uh, Jordan says power rank ballpark snacks,
and he gives us hot dogs, Nacho's, pretzels, burgers, and peanuts.
Speaker 1 (01:51:57):
I'll go first.
Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
Does this count as just baseball? A ballpark?
Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
Ballpark? No other stadium do call a ballpark? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:52:06):
Okay, I'm changing.
Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
Number One is dogs?
Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
Yeah, yeah, hot you go to the park, you gotta
have a hot dog.
Speaker 4 (01:52:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
Two, I'm going nachos. I mean nachos at the ballpark.
Where else? I guess other sporting events? But any places
are you gonna get the nachos with that like factory
grade cheese.
Speaker 3 (01:52:26):
Yeah, it's like this is absolutely made of plastic.
Speaker 1 (01:52:28):
Yeah, but but it tastes delicious.
Speaker 3 (01:52:30):
And if it doesn't taste delicious, your brain has just
had it since you were five, so you just think
it tastes So.
Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
Some cheap not cheap holapenos on. There's the shittiest chips
at all park nachos. Maybe you get them. You're eating
them out of a helmet.
Speaker 3 (01:52:42):
That's okay, that's one hundred percent better if you're eating
anything out of a helmet. Yeah, yeah, that's that's like
if that was an option, it was immediate number one.
Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
As a child, the best thing in the world was
when you went to a game and you got the
ice cream out of the hell yeah, it was the best.
Speaker 3 (01:52:55):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
Three, I am going to go peanuts. Peanuts at the park, man,
just you throw your shells on the ground.
Speaker 3 (01:53:04):
Good pick, Yeah, it is all good.
Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
I'm gonna go four pretzel, hot pretzels. Great. Five burger
just because like burgers are everywhere. Man, I don't really
see that as a ballpark food. It's a food you
can get at the ballpark. It's not a ballpark food.
Speaker 3 (01:53:15):
Though I don't hate your rankings at all. It's pretty solid,
pretty sold. So okay, I'm gonna go one as hot dog.
I think hot dogs should be unanimous.
Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
The Fenway Frank. It's one of the most iconic sports
foods in all of sports.
Speaker 3 (01:53:26):
Dodger dog Doyer Doug Doyer dog.
Speaker 1 (01:53:28):
I think the Fenway Frank.
Speaker 3 (01:53:31):
So hot dogs is one at at any sporting event,
at any sporting just like that. The it's a mobility
of a hot dog. You can hold a burger. I
understand you can hold a burger, but a hot dog
you just hold like that. Done three bites, you can
be you can be done with a hot dog. If
you really want to be done with the hot dog.
You can house a hot dog on the way back
to your seat so you don't have to hold it.
(01:53:52):
So hot dogs first. Because it's ballpark and we're going
baseball only, I'm gonna go peanuts too. So I initially
put nachos because I think nachos sporting events. You would
go hot dog nachos.
Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
Yeah, because the nachos are everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
Football game nachos at a basketball game like that all
plays baseball. If I don't have a hot dog. I'd
also like some peanuts that I can throw down and
just not care about. But it's not bad. Yeah, peanuts
number two, number three, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
nachos three shows, then I'm gonna go pretzels. Then I'm
(01:54:29):
gonna go Burger. I like Burger's, Burger's rock. You can
have a burger just to me as a ballpark food,
like you can a hot dog or a burger hot dogs.
One burger is like more of a full meal. I
don't know why it's you can carry that around too,
but just usually like nowadays the burgers, you're paying thirty
bucks for burger. It's all like big you don't want
any your shit to fall out. I can just grab
the hot I don't need to I don't need to
(01:54:49):
tray or anything.
Speaker 1 (01:54:50):
I just the hot dog. The covers the bottom too,
and I know that does on the burger, but your
hand has to cup it. You can get burger on
the side of your hand side out. Yeah, hot dog.
That bun protects your hand.
Speaker 3 (01:54:59):
So I go hot dog, peanuts, nacho, pretzel, burger, Robert.
Speaker 5 (01:55:06):
All right, we are unanimous.
Speaker 3 (01:55:07):
Number one is hot dog. Thank you. I was worried
about you, specifically number two.
Speaker 5 (01:55:13):
I'm gonna go na chows.
Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
I thought they. I thought he was gonna go five.
I thought the cheese was gonna be a breaking point
for him.
Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:55:20):
If chili cheese fries were on here, they'd be my
number one.
Speaker 3 (01:55:22):
Oh, number one, that's fair.
Speaker 4 (01:55:25):
Number three.
Speaker 5 (01:55:26):
I understand you guys point about burgers, but I am
more likely to get burgers than the remaining two.
Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
No, I'm not knocking burgers at all, but like to me,
it does feel like more of a meal than a
hot dog, even th hot dogs and meal.
Speaker 5 (01:55:39):
Yeah, if this wasn't ballpark, burgers would be my number one.
So hot dogs, nachos, burgers, peanuts, and then pretzels. Not
a really pretzel guy.
Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
You like mustard? No, see that's the thing I don't like.
You gotta have mustard on that on that pretzel. I
mean you don't. The pretzel by itself is delicious. Get
the big flakes of salt on there.
Speaker 3 (01:56:01):
I love big saut but like big soft pretzels fun, but.
Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
Big salt pretzel and mustard. Bro Yeah, fuck me up there.
Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
Yeah that's good. That's good stuff. It's a really good
power ranking Jordan Welch. Good to have you back, buddy,
Glad you're back, dude. Don't stay away too long, man.
Our next one is from is from Quentin Hughes. He's
at Q the Ace on Twitter, and Quentin says, if
the main ingredient in most cereal is corn and if
butter is from milk, is popcorn a cereal?
Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
I would just like to real quick clarify most cereal
I ate the main ingredient with sugar. Right, I'm seeing
a lot of frosted flakes and Orese's puffs, but uh yeah,
probably not.
Speaker 3 (01:56:46):
Yeah, popcorn can be cereal all out of that. It's
it's dry. It's a yeah, dry cereal or what do
you say, dry butter milk?
Speaker 1 (01:56:57):
Yeah, just dry cereal.
Speaker 3 (01:56:59):
Yeah, kind of like a weird Robert feline like popcorn.
You know what cereal it's processed cereal. Well, I guess
cereal is processed. It's gonna say process the butter.
Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
The corn pops into a kernel, or the kernel pops
into the popcorn.
Speaker 3 (01:57:16):
I think, hell, you had cereal. Yeah, popcorn is definitely cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:57:20):
So tell people you went to the movies and had cereal.
They'll be like, what the fuck.
Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
I'm just eating cereal, dude. It's like cereal on the go.
Speaker 1 (01:57:26):
It's like if you went to a five star restaurant
and they said, this is our cereal. It's like the
fucking weirdest interpretation you could do of it.
Speaker 3 (01:57:33):
Just popcorn.
Speaker 1 (01:57:34):
Yeah, it's like a Michelin star restaurant. Cereal is just popcorn.
Speaker 3 (01:57:38):
That'd be funny.
Speaker 1 (01:57:39):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:57:40):
Yeah, popcorn is definitely cereal. Robert, you agree, I do
not what I.
Speaker 5 (01:57:45):
Did, And because specifically because he brought up cereal corn
and then he brought up butter milk. So he's saying
that that the ingredient and the the thing make it,
make it a make it milk, make it cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
I think I might know where you're going with this.
I might have flipped. What the the cereal goes in
the milk, the butter goes on the popcorn. You're not
taking the popcorn and putting it into butter, so it's
backwards and my milk. Then I pour my cereal. You're wrong, right,
but it's not the correct way.
Speaker 3 (01:58:22):
It can still be. That's still cereals cereal done wrong.
But popcorn is still cereal in that if you pour
your cereal into the milk. Even if you pour the
milk in the bowl first, that is wrong, but it's
still cereal. It's just wrong cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:58:41):
Wait a minute, did I just say that backwards?
Speaker 5 (01:58:43):
But it's the main thing, Like, it's the.
Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
Milk pours on the cereal.
Speaker 3 (01:58:47):
The butter pours the milk you put you put the no.
Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
No, but I said it backwards, because you do put
the cereal down first, then the milk. I said it
back the way you say it is the cereal goes
in the milk. But really it's the milk going on
the cereal and it is the butter going back on
back to our original stands.
Speaker 3 (01:59:03):
Popcorn.
Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
Yeah, I'm back.
Speaker 3 (01:59:05):
I'm back, white guy high five rut there watch the video.
Yeah now now you're right, all right, now there you go.
Third time try The third try is chryme. That's what
I meant. We're smart popcorn and cereal market.
Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
Yeah, you're, you're, you're. I get your logic behind it,
Robert and my stupid, my stupid brain fucked myself up.
But uh no, I'm back.
Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
If Yeah, it's still on this.
Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
On the cereal, the butter goes on the popcorn. You're
not using nearly as much.
Speaker 3 (01:59:36):
And even if you don't put butter on the popcorn,
you can still eat cereal out of the box. That still,
so you do do that? I mean that is that
toddlers do.
Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
Except cereal without milk is way better than popcorn without butter.
Speaker 3 (01:59:50):
Yeah, I agree, popcorn needs that bug and cereal really
needs milk too.
Speaker 1 (01:59:56):
I mean, hell, if you're just eating corn roll that
bitch and some butter corn on the job, I like that.
Speaker 3 (02:00:02):
Yeah, popcorn cereal, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:00:04):
Is corn on the cob? Cereal?
Speaker 3 (02:00:06):
I think we have to allow it for sure? Yeah?
Why not?
Speaker 1 (02:00:10):
Fucking a lote is Cereal with some seasoning?
Speaker 3 (02:00:12):
Doc seeing Cereal Street Cereal, Street Cereal, Street Cereal?
Speaker 1 (02:00:18):
Oh my god, how great would that shirt be? Street
Cereal with a big old thing of a low tail on?
Speaker 5 (02:00:22):
There?
Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
Like that?
Speaker 3 (02:00:24):
All right, let's wrap this up with our last question
from Josh Tree Coddle. He's at Joshua Tree seven one
to three, and Josh says, which superhero is faster? Superman
or the Flash? I might say the Flash superheroes. The
name is the Flash has to be faster.
Speaker 5 (02:00:40):
I would say the Flash too, just because I flashes yeah,
you can't have a guy they call him like the
fastest man alive. You can't call the fast man alive
be slower than Superman. Well, well, here's the fastest man alive.
Faster than a speeding bullet.
Speaker 3 (02:00:53):
So here's the thing. Oh yeah, the Flash is much
faster than that. That's multiple as as far as I'm concerned,
that is as fast as if he's faster than a
speeding bullet then flashes fast and Superman.
Speaker 1 (02:01:06):
On foot, the Flash is faster. But if he's allowed
to fly, Superman is faster than the Flash. In that instance,
he can fly faster than the Flash can run.
Speaker 3 (02:01:17):
I don't know. I think the Flash is so fast
that he can beat anything.
Speaker 1 (02:01:21):
No, No, I mean like this is cannon. I actually
know this because I'm a fucking nerd. Yeah, the Flash
can run faster, but.
Speaker 3 (02:01:28):
With me though, because I don't know they canons because
but but here's.
Speaker 1 (02:01:31):
Here's here's what's going to fuck you up even more.
Here's the grace thing is that Superman. Superman can fly
so fast around the Earth that he causes the rotation
to change and it starts spinning the other way. In
one of the movies, he did this to reverse time.
It's totally not how time would work, but it's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (02:01:46):
But if he did that while the Flash ran the
other way, how do you know time wouldn't just stop?
Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
But here's the he run. He goes so fast that
he makes the earthmen around the Flash will run so
fast he doesn't reverse the Earth. He'll just open up
a gateway into the fucking and be able to travel
through time that way. So he runs so fast that
he breaks the time barrier.
Speaker 3 (02:02:06):
So Flash is faster on foot. Yeah, I'm still going Flash.
Speaker 1 (02:02:12):
Me too alone. So I mean, I think in the
spirit in which he meant this is running because that's
all the Flash can do. So yeah, the Flash is faster.
Wouldn't be fair to ask the Flash to fly. Can't fly.
He can run and jump, but then he's going to
hit something very hard.
Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
Can he jump fast?
Speaker 1 (02:02:31):
They just jump? Yeah, he's got very powerful legs. He
could probably dunk like a motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (02:02:37):
Probably probably, So all right, Well I guess that was it.
So yeah, the Flash is the faster of him and Superman.
Speaker 1 (02:02:47):
He left below you, him and his girlfriend would be
fighting about him being the fastest man alive.
Speaker 3 (02:02:52):
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Speaker 1 (02:04:05):
Should I've got three in mind? Should I go with one?
Speaker 3 (02:04:07):
Two?
Speaker 1 (02:04:07):
Or three?
Speaker 3 (02:04:09):
But what do you think?
Speaker 4 (02:04:10):
Three?
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Three? Jim Cameron, Jim Cameron, James Cameron, James Cameron.
Speaker 1 (02:04:14):
I called him Jim.
Speaker 5 (02:04:15):
All right, we have athletes pulled up. Yes, okay, because
I want to go jose two Josel two B.
Speaker 3 (02:04:21):
Alright, I'm gonna go Norm McDonald, James Cameron, Josel two.
Nor McDonald. We're starting on Rebecca Black.
Speaker 1 (02:04:32):
Barry White comes up.
Speaker 3 (02:04:33):
I'm gonna freak out, Blaze Pascal.
Speaker 1 (02:04:37):
I thought that Bill.
Speaker 3 (02:04:38):
I actually almost said blaze Pascal. So I was so
close to get into this time. You've got You've gotten
this before, right, Pat?
Speaker 1 (02:04:45):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (02:04:46):
All right, bro, you got this. I got it to
That's crazy, all right. Next one, William Daniels actor that
Feenie on Boy meets World all right. Uh, little John,
Damn little John.
Speaker 1 (02:05:02):
We weren't even close.
Speaker 3 (02:05:03):
We weren't even close. LeVar Burdon, Rebecca Bla Black.
Speaker 1 (02:05:10):
I feel like there's something wrong with this website.
Speaker 3 (02:05:11):
But always it always starts on whoever it starts on,
it goes back to after a while. So it's like,
as long as we don't pick whoever it starts on.
You did that once, but I hadn't opened it yet,
so that hadn't started studied, Robert. That was how both
of us won.
Speaker 1 (02:05:25):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (02:05:26):
All right, guys, you guys are the best. Love y'all,
have a great rest of your week. Fuck the Cowboys,
fuck the Eagles, Go Giants, go Pack, or your go
Texans until we talk to you next time. Past the gravy,
Yeah bitches.
Speaker 2 (02:05:37):
Bravy Gang Gang, Gang, Baby, the top and lead spreads.
As we listen to the past, the great Great we
go win fishing for your bitch today with Chunk and
Houston Houston Bay.
Speaker 3 (02:05:56):
Now we go ahead and let camp.
Speaker 2 (02:05:58):
We'll get wished today.
Speaker 3 (02:06:00):
Fitch