Pass The Gravy #640: Fugazi

The guys talk about Halloween, football, and Alex running a trap house. They also power rank the worst candy and do some more spooky Robert Felines. 


You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby pout of the top and lead spread as wait listen,
it's a past the grave, head Grave we go and
fishing for your bitch today with Junkie Houston Houston Baby.
Now we go ahead and let him. We'll get rich today, Rich.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everybody?
Happy Gravy Days Past Gravy Episode six hundred and forty.
I am your buddy Alex with my good friend Robert
Barbosa aka Bobby Jokes aka the Hog aka King Kong.

(00:46):
Ain't got nothing on the Hog, and we are joined
today by a very special guest just got in from Europe.
It's pat on everybody. Hello, everybody, Hello, you also just
got I am from a cold so something I don't know,
the cold and a cold.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I made my voice deeper there on purpose, but you
can hear it is.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, you did you do the trump thing where you're like,
I'm not, I've never been sick, and it's like you
clearly were sick for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I know, I do say I never get sick, but
then when I get sick, I'm like, fuck, I was
just sick. I mean like the the never as in
not often.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's well. I'm also kind of that way where it's
like if I just refuse to accept that I'm sick,
then like maybe it'll make it go go buy fast.
I'm like, I'm not sick, dude, I'm fine. What you want?
What do you need?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's just my sickness is they always happen on like
a Saturday to Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
The worst time for it to happen. You don't get
to miss work or anything. Cool.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, I'm just I was, so it's actually kind of
like the best time for it to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
But it did take over anybody else.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
They take a lot for me to not like tease
and be like, oh I thought you never get sick.
You were texting us you can.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Always do immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Well, especially because like I just got sick like two
weeks ago. This is the first time I've been sick
twice in a month since like maybe I was nine.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
You should go to thee Yeah, were they know? Nah?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I was last night though, when all of a sudden
my voice just kind of went for a little bit.
I was like, Oh, I really hope this isn't like
a bacterial infection. Of my lungs or something, and I started,
but I did the smart thing and not start googling.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah yeah, because.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
It can't do the Google because then you're gonna really
freak yourself out.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
That is kind of a fun part where you're like
I might have something, but and you start to google.
You're like, nope, you know what ignorance is. Bliss, Let's
let's watch the next episode or whatever show I'm watching.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I did do the thing today though.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
And you're just like, I'm throwing caution into the wind.
Fuck that shit.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I like, you know, there's been all the regular mucus
and everything, but I cast him up today.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
That was like brown, oh yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
So then I did the Google of that, and I
just immediately took the best possible scenario from it. I
was just like, ah, you know, I'm dirt. You just
gotta medicate and it'll go away on its own.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
It was like the viral infection, which I choose to believe,
versus the bacterial where it's like viral was like take
medicine in, it will pass in a couple of days.
Bacteria is like doctor, doctor, now, doctor time. And I
was like, I feel better now.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Sometimes it does. Like just being like that could be
really bad is like, uh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
You know what it was the thing, but like not
that bad. Maybe my foot feels fine. Like by Monday
and Tuesday I felt fine. I just sounded horrible. Yeah,
but like Sunday and Saturday, I really was. I was
telling you it was a combination of actual medicine and
then cups of whiskey and gin and orange juice drinks
all weekend just to make it through booze mostly. Yeah,

(03:38):
I was just boozing to where my body was like,
you can't feel that you're sick anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, Because you had asked me what I thought you
would have done to medicaid, I would have guessed that exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
But the gin threw you off. Though you would have
thought just whiskey of whiskey, No, I was. I. I
had like a cup of whiskey, and then also.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I didn't know if you ran out of whiskey.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
No, but that's why I had the oranges. The orange
use was for you know, medical reasons. Yeah, you gotta
get the vitamin C. Actually walked outside for like five minutes.
I was like, let me get some sun, all right.
That TV timeout is probably over time to go watch
some more football.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, the ball's not really healing right now for me.
What I'm happy it is for you though.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Well, it's not that it was healing, it's that it
was on well, and when football is on, that's what
I do.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
It helps heal.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Like last night Texas State was playing. Did I watch
the entire game?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Did we get the shit kicked out of us fifty
eight to twenty?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Also yes, how most of my teams made me feel
during their entire games.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
But also that did make me feel better because the
more I watch Texas State just keep losing games in
a row, I'm like, ah, maybe our coach won't get
hired away now.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Or maybe he's definitely gonna give it like leaving now.
Maybe he's definitely head.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Nowt No, no, no, he's gonna he's gonna lead us
into the Pac twelve era and then we're gonna start
winning games when we move up in competition, because that's
how football that works. Yeah, I'm not worried. I'm not
worried at all.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Don't worry about It'll be fine. I'm not worried. Get
me fine, everything's fine, It's gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Packers are winning.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Packers are winning. Bruins are doing better than people expected.
They came back scored five on answered last night. That
was cool.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
They beat They beat the Avalanche the other day. How
did that happen?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, dude, stuff, stuff works. Sometimes everything's turning up.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Pat stuff stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I'm all in on the Red Wings, That's what I'm
all in on.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Hey, we're gonna have ourselves a healthy yer, buddy.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
It's gonna be hockey time, baby seven and three, Bobby
Best starting like ten years seven. If we look at us,
who would have thought only seventy two games left? But
like if if the playoffs started today, which would be
insane because it'd just be like a ten game season,
Red Rings would be like short, Red Rings would be
a first seed. So think about that. Never they can't.

(05:52):
They can take it away, but they can't take away
the time that we would have been the one seed.
And that's that's just fact, right then take that away
from that. This fact is that they would be if
the season ended this date, twenty ninth, they would be
the one seed before they play their final seventies, only

(06:12):
seventy two left and then postseason. Yeah, I don't know,
I don't know where I was gonna get with that.
It's okay. I've been dealing with the dryer guys the
last couple of days. I told you on my not
Cool last week was that the dryer element went out.
We had a guy out there, Like I'm not a
handyman at all, but i feel like I'm a handyman
because I'm having to learn like lingo be able to like, yeah,

(06:33):
it's so, it was. It was. It was kinked up
right there, and that's kind of what helped the back up.
And I think you got to go up into the
attic area. You got to move the vent, and it
might be the vent. And if the vent's there, then
I think you're gonna have to go down here and
do this through the the installation. You're gonna have to move.
And like, I've learned a couple of words and I
just I way over say those words and you can tell,

(06:53):
like I'm pretty sure that they know I'm full of shit.
But like I feel like like I'd learned three car
words and I can be the car guy like, yeah, no,
what is that an axle? Yeah, yeah, it's a it's
a bumper right there. I think it might be the seat.
Did you check the ignition? No, okay, what about the

(07:14):
gas tank? But I've been doing that with the with
the dryer. Guys, Like the guy had to come fix it.
He's like, oh no, we got to replace all of this.
We gotta replace this, this heating thing. Nobody cares how
my dryer story, but they did. As I was coming
here today, I was leaving and the guys are still
at my house, and my wife just texted me and
said that what we thought was like an eight dollar
fix is going to be a closer to a four

(07:34):
hundred dollars fix. And that like also our entire like
hose from the dryer that goes out and vents was
just completely blocked. Like if it was like if it
was a heart, we would have had a heart attack,
Like our house would have heart attacked. You should do well.
I'm gonna get like because I have to pay up
front and then I get to just take it off

(07:55):
of my rent. I'm gonna have to pay like half
of what I normally pay for rent sort of even
tho I've already paid the rest of that.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Have them give you the bill for the full amount.
Tell them be like if you knock two hundred dollars
off of it a month free of ads on my podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I thought about that, but like they also would big
fuck you.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, you can't hard to ask. I mean it can
hurt your pride a little bit, but.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
A little bit. And that then I was just saying,
I've gotta go see you guys later. And that's like
dryers are a fucking son of a bitch, dude, and
also are nice to have when you have you like
rent from somebody that just throws everything together, like, oh hey,
the vent that goes out is actually not the right size,
which doesn't allow anything to go out. So sorry, you've

(08:37):
been like literally just rolling the dice on. Is your
house going to burn down whenever you start your drying
for the last part of the year.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's a fun realization to have.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Thank god that didn't happen. It was like is there
a fire hat? Yeah? Absolutely, absolutely a fire as it's go.
It was not a matter of if. It was a
matter of when good thing you called us solid. I
need to be a handyman.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
I mean you could do that for Halloween. It could
be just tell people you're a handyman's by like a
like a one or what's what's it called. There's a jumpsuit.
Just get some sort of like pull over cover that
just turns you into a giant hand.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
I thought you and Emma would have done like a
couple's costume. You were like a six her with the seven.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
You could have done that. I would say, no, no,
we could have No, we're not going to do costumes kids,
or the kids could do the causa. They could be
six seven. No, we're gonna have an elephant in avocado
and avocado. Oh nice sty there, l ephant avocado L
was also an elephant last year. But you know what,

(09:45):
she doesn't remember that, so, dude, that's good.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Sometimes when kids find a costume, they like, I wore
my ninja costume like four years in a row when
I was a kid. Ye know why, because ninjas are
fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
What It's like, Ron Swanson says, this is my Halloween costume.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, I mean the last year I wore it was
small for me to be wearing. Yes, did it stop me?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
No? No? No, yeah. And we also go to like
three houses so then we leave, just go and do
whatever we're going to do. They don't understand, don't understand
the concept of Halloween yet Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I mean it's for you guys, it's not for them yet.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, you take the picture, We're done, let's go inside
watch TV. But yeah, I need to be a handyman.
And I feel like when you're a handyman, like I
don't know how much stuff costs, but I feel like
you can just make up numbers, like how does it
how much does it cost to like what is the
app called where you can get people to like hang
a picture or like if you're like I need somebody

(10:41):
to mount this on my wall.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I know there's like fiver her, but that's not the way.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Thumbtack. Thumbtack, right, that's one of them. I think it's
thumb tack. I know five five ers to get like
digital stuff done. But yeah, if I need to be
like a thumb tack guy because I feel like you
but I can do this thing and then you go
and that yeah, and then just like how much is
it to mount this deer head on the wall? Eighty dollars?

(11:08):
The all right, come on over? That is the fun.
You just make up a price.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Like we are living in a time now where anything
you have to do, it's on YouTube. You can find
a video teaching you step by step exactly how to
do it, or you can be like that does seem
like a hassle. I still would rather pay the up
charge to have somebody else do it for me.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
But I look at it like recipe stuff too, like yeah,
it's really cool and I can make the stuff that
they show me on a recipe on a YouTube video.
But like I tried to make a salisbury steak this weekend.
It was all right, but it was just like, what
the fuck is gravy is insane? You didn't say you
have to like fucking stir it the whole fucking time,
and you can't take two seconds away. I was like,
what are we doing here? I thought I was saute

(11:47):
a and onion at the same time. This is going
way too fast for me to with sawte onions and
then throw it in there and then season everything and
then put the steaks on there like it was. It
was chaotic, But on the the fucking video, ah, no,
you gonna do is this, and then here's our gravy.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
We're dad.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
That looks like it was gonna take two seconds.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
People that know how to cook make it look like
it's way less work than it is well wrapping. They're
just they're they're so used to the routine of it.
They'll be like, Okay, I'm gonna sawe you this for
a couple of seconds. While that's going, I'm gonna go
cut over here. No, get in my head how long that.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Needs to go. And it's and also like having process,
but it's a good skill to have, like if you
need chives, having the chives already chopped up in inn
a cup and just be like, here's the chives, and
not like fuck, I gotta chop up chives. Chop this burning?
Is this burning? Oh no, take it off the burner,
take it out, like like I'm balancing the whole time.
I'm not not good at that stuff. And then if
I try and make like a sandwich or whatever, like

(12:37):
I've been trying to perfect chop cheese forever and for
like two years now, and like when you watch it
on YouTube, they can wrap that bad boy up perfect,
Like I cannot wrap up a sandwich to save my life.
I can wrap it up like I can physically do it,
but it just looks like shit.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
You mean when like when you fold it over, it's
an all.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Tight little rap. Yeah, it's like a tight little wrap
like a burrito. I can't wrap ritos. Well, it's either
cut out for it or you're not. And I'm not.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
We didn't grow up with tortillas, man, we didn't.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I'd like to learn.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna lie the weather this morning.
It made me think immediately, ooh, I gotta learn to
make chili. And I feel like chili is one of
those ones we can do. You don't have to watch
chili the whole time. I get a certain letter and
then ignore it for four hours. I love a recipe
like that.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, you don't like what I got really addicted to?
And was that the old time hockey guy I was
talking about last week? I really want to buy. They're
called pudgie pies, and they're basically just like like a
panini maker, but just for like a fire like. So
it's just like two sides of a cast iron that
like you close together, so you just make like a

(13:51):
sandwich or whatever else you make in it, and then
you just stick it in a fire. But it's cast iron,
so you could just throw it on a stove too.
And I want to I want to buy one of
these so bad but I have no real reason to
need one. But I could make grilled cheese so fast,
and then my wife, when was the last time you
made a grilled cheese as well? A while ago? But like,
I could make them all time now with this cool

(14:12):
thing that then I have to clean and take very
good care of and we'll definitely not.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Do so Sunday night, I actually made a big thing
where it was. I think I started at like twelve
fifteen in the morning, because you know, I had enough
booze in my system at that point where I was like,
what the fuck else am I gonna do?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
So?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Did you know corn beef and cabbage is not Irish?
It's like American Irish, Like they don't use corn beef
in Ireland at all.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
It did not know that.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, so I saw a video of this IRIS guy
talking about how like do we do bacon and cabbage?
Fucking what the fuck is corn beef? Apparently it's like
when all the poor Irish people moved over here, they
live next to Jewish delis, they had corn beef.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
They're like, fuck its okay, but melting pot.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
I spent like an hour just making fucking Irish bacon
potatoes and corn bread. They used way more. Here here's
the key to cooking. Anytime there's a delicious ingredient in
your thing, use more of it than one, it tells you. Yeah,
Like it was like us two cups of chicken stock.
I used the whole fucking bottle. It's like, fuck this ship.

(15:11):
Because I also added potatoes.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I don't know how this evolved into us just talking
about fucking cooking.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Cooking's fun, dude. This is uh, this is my That's
the blurriest picture I've ever seen. I don't even see
like that is just concrete basically just blocked all the
way through.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Like, yeah, it looks like it's blocked. It's also so blurry.
That could just be the whole it's a video. I'm dumb,
fucking war on that lay that blocked right there. That's crazy, Bobby,
you care?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Do you even care? It's just all all.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Bloding, breaking and fucking cabbage.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
So also that was the thing.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
I didn't really think about making it a recipe for
one person, So I gotta make any cabbage for that.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's the best seven days now. I love like, I
love the thought of that.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
It is awesome, gonna be wrong.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh, I have lunch and dinner for Like.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
My coworker was like, what the fuck is that? I
was like, it's delicious as what it is?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
They go, all right, what have you been cooking? So
that's the new segment, what you've been cooking? What's cooking? Good? Looking?

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Yesterday I made some breaded chicken, uh, some mashed potatoes
and broccoli and like, uh, maple syrup with chili flakes
on it.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Nice. Yeah, it sounds so fucking good. It does sound
very good. We have We just brought like a single burner,
like one of those burners, and we'll just like make
up a stew. During the podcast, you just hear Robert
like chopping up stuff and like, all right, we're going
at the end of the podcast when we guess our
celebrities hot luck. Each day, one of the we all

(16:56):
bring in one dish what we ring in one random ingredient.
We don't tell each other what the ingredient is, and
we just to make it.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
We all just bring in Eminem's.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
It would be just yeah, and one person brings Skittles.
I bought a Snickers have a death bowl.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Of thinking you're getting chocolate and you get fucking skittles
in there.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Hate it? Hate it all right? M would you guys
bring in for the precme segment besides what we cooked?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I realized I'm now that the only per people that
suck more than drivers in Houston are people that are
walking around roads in Houston. I was on my way
here today driving down West Timer. Some woman decides to
just start walking across in front of me. You'd think
if you're walking across a busy road, you'd be turned
looking towards traffic.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh no, people don't care.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
No, she's turned looking the opposite fucking direction, looking at
traffic on the other side. I'm like, ma'am, I'm coming
at you. Thought you should have your eyes towards me.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Sometimes you're like maybe if they hit me, If they
hit me, who cares, you know, like just.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Take me Like It's not like she ran across in
front of me last second, Like she was way up
in front. I had plenty of time, but I had
to slow down, and it just felt disrespectful that she
didn't even look the direction that cars were going from.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
That's wild and I would have felt bad. She was like,
I don't want to be embarrassed by me. Me getting
blocked by blocking people. But yeah, that's wild.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
That's really all I had it just I was like,
this is the most insane thing I've ever seen on
this fucking road.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
So I started back to cooking. We was a cooking
podcast for the longest time.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Had two knives.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
We had two knives, and one of the knives I've
had for years it's kind of like one of the
cheap like Walmart want was like it's made a plant,
it's black, the handles black, and it's like a probably three
bucks four bucks. I had it for years and it
was just like a nice, a nice little one, just
like I would use to like to cut up whatever,
some turkey, some some apples, whatever, just hand you would

(18:49):
cut yeah, handy little knife. It finally broke like maybe
two weeks ago. Oh so now we're down to one knife.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
You didn't just stock up on the I got. I
got three by because you can have I don't need
I don't need the two bucks. I just need a knife,
a knife. Do you have a knife sharpener? Also, I
do have a nice sharp that's the best every time
I use a knife.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Just do you so you have the rod?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, I almost got that I got like the knife
block for a wedding gifts and ever since then, I'm like, hah,
we're sharping and shit, you feel so fancy with that.
But I got scissors in the middle too. It's got everything.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
When I moved into my apartment, I got one of
the it's like a handheld thing and it's got the
three slots.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, that's what I have.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, that's nice because you're like, oh, this is getting
real sharp and I don't have to worry about stabbing myself.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, but it just reminded me of the situation of
the Bulls, because you guys get mad at me that
we only had.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
So if everybody could bring Robert the Spook tag who
December twentieth, we have we are narrowing down a location
and I should be able to give you a location
within the next two weeks. I've already talked to the
owner of the place that we are very likely going
to be doing it, and everything seems like it's it's
going to move smooth. December twentieth, Saturday, make that, uh,
just Mark a counters Hey, we're going to something doing
a thing then. But if everybody wants to bring Robert

(20:04):
a knife. That would be funny.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
I don't I don't know if we're gonna be allowed
to bring a bunch of knives.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I kind of do like the idea, like just don't
don't keep them in your trunk, but bring them. But
then like quiet, like be like really sneaky about it,
like you're giving him drugs. But hey, Robert, and it's
just like in a bandana. You hand him a knife
and he's like, what are they handling that guy? Does
he have sixteen knives? Yeah? Maybe? Why jealous? That would

(20:33):
be funny, you would with us.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I'll come back next week and I'll tell you I
now we have two knives again.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
No no, no, no, no, well we now we have sixteen. So
for if you're looking for a Christmas president for Robert knives,
I mean get just get a little knife set.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
From Walmart, whole set.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I don't need a whole set, I just need one before.
But here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Some knives are better for different things.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Dude, like bread knives. Like when I got that that
knife block, it's like, oh, if I'm trying to cut
a bagel, I don't have to just use a regular
straight like this is is I got the little indentions
on it to cut through bread. This is perfect.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
A bread knife, a chef's knife, a pairing knife. Like
there's they all need different functions.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
See I have a bread knife and a chef's.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Knife, But that sounds like you have two knives right now.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Right, but I don't ever need to use I need
pairing knives, is what I need. What's the paring knife.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's a little small, smaller one that's like for like
well lines, but also like if you're getting it's sometimes
it's good for like if you're like deboning a chicken
or something like that, like you have to like get
around like the bones and you're cutting a dagger.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Chef knife's more like big one.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Like cutting pepper's onions all that kind of shit. I
have a cool chef but also I mean, the chef's
knife works for everything else.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
But I don't need that to cut like an apple
or to like cut my chicken that I ate. I
don't need a chef's knife. Just give me a little
pary knife.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
For the apple. You need to get things pressed down.
An apple cutter. Those things are so much time. My
mom got me one when I was a little kid.
I guarantee you my fruit intake went up by about
two hundred percent. Yeah, I was just crushing apple. It
makes the slices too thick. I don't want big apple slices.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Because it makes it like I think I've had them
before it and it's a it's an eight, right, it
makes it into eight pieces of like you.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Can get ones that make them smaller than Yeah, I've
never seen it. I mean, I will say there's only
two acceptable ways to cut an apple, and it's with
that thing or like a hobo on a train where
you just use the knife and are just slicing off
on Dennis the mass exactly like on tennis. That's exactly
what I thought. That's one hundred percent what I was
thinking of too. That's part of our child, That's what

(22:32):
I Yeah, so you're a cool guys. Comments comment your
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If you're watching us. If you're not, you can watch
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your podcasts.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Can you see the sun is like right in your eye,
like when you when you lean.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Back, But I don't know if you know this, but
I move around a lot, not just because of my
add but because the sun is coming through actually right now.
It's not when we first started. It was right there
now the angle, it's nowhere even near my face.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
There were that part of that, you were like, what
the fuck's happening? Why is it dark earlier? This is stupid.
Six weeks from hours when the clocks go back, So
we just don't.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
We just all agree on one fucking time and stop
doing it.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
It's Sunday, No, it's six weeks. We are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
I did see Tom Cotton was like, I will never
agree to stopping daylight savings because that means in some
parts of Arkansas kids will be going to school when
it's dark outside.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Fucking so what, Yeah, man, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Who gives a shit? Guess what when they're getting out
of school it's light outside.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
It's crazy that they invented these things called lights. I
don't know. I don't know. I did bring in some
more spooky Robert feeling. Since it's the week of Halloween.
This isn't our spoctacular. We don't do that's crazy to
do it spectacular in October. You do spectaculars in Christmas.
Anybody that says they're having a spectacular now like wild

(24:02):
fugazy fu gazy ship. What does foogazy mean? I don't know,
but it sounds fun and I'm using it all the time.
It's foogazy, it's fugazi, fucking fo gayzy. Bro. Yeah, it
just means it's fake. Yeah, that's fogazy. I was just
doingcy Wall Street. October spooktaculars are foogazy, bro.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
It's not the real spooky season.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
It's not. I mean it is, but it's also like,
you don't get to have spooktaculars during spooky season. It'll
be too crazy. It's redundant. Yeah, like we already know
it's spooky season. Chill out, save it for the Christmas ghosts.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
You've got David s Pumpkins. You don't need a spectacular chick.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
You don't. Yeah, you've got everything you've ever needed. You
had everything you ever needed. All right, let's do some
Robert felines, some spooky Robert felines. Came up with some
more and rant by my wife. She hates them, and
uh so you guys are probably gonna hate him too.
Robert Feelin's if you knew the spooky Robert feelins we
are going to give you. It's like, say, the Robert

(25:02):
Felines all began when someone asked us if Robert Felin
is the proper name for Bobcat. We said yes, that
we tried to come up with a bunch of other
things that would be proper names for other things. We
will give you the category, and then I will give
you the words that are the proper words or the
proper name for whatever. The word we're looking for you
to tell us is all right, these are all spooky themed,

(25:22):
and I will try and specify if I have to. Like,
right now, we're gonna start with a Halloween movie. Okay,
this is Halloween movie hot Dog and hot Dog franken Weenie. Yep,
that was hot Dog and never Saw. It's always popping

(25:44):
up stuff you should watch if you look at a Halloween.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
It came out too many years after we hit puberty.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
It's like part of the Nightmare Before Christmas universe, and
that scares me, so I don't want to watch it.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, I didn't really like that when I rewatched a
couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
All right, this is a monster Halloween Monster Penelope Smart,
Penelope Smart. I think Penelope.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
I just think cruise, No, me too, or that, or
I think from Club Drab pena Lope, Nope, I know
that's not it either. It just makes me smile every
time Penelope is smart and it's a monster from a
Halloween movie.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Movies I got, and or books. I don't do books, right,
me either, But it's also in books.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Well how would I know that? If I don't do books,
it doesn't help me.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Penelope smart is Pennywise a clown?

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Pennywise Pennies is a nickname for Penelope.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, you could call something Penelope penny. Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, it's never occurred to me in my life.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
All right. This is also a spooky set of movies
and and or books. Waterfowl blister, waterfowl uh duck warmer
waterfowl blisters.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
When I think waterfowl, I just think goose bumps.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yep. Nice, there we go. See, Bobby got it nice.
I just got to get as closer than Bobby takes us. Ye. Yeah.
A Halloween person copper Field Gourds, copper Field Gords, David s. Pumpkins,
David Pumpkins, baby David Pumpkins. Another Halloween character flash Monster

(27:49):
Bick Noggin, bick Noggin, I think bick.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I think either pen or lighter.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Phead pinhead Yep, I was like on the right track.
Nailed it, bick Noggin. This is the easiest one. This
is a Halloween person slash monster, Austin Powers Mike Myers.
It was right there. I'm not gonna not do that one.

(28:19):
This is a candy Candace Cob candy corn. Yeah. See,
these aren't that bad. And then last one, I have
hang out or this is a place a place hangout

(28:41):
spot ed abode.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
All right, you gotta say that again. That was a
lot real.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Quick hangout spot ed Abode, haunted house. Yep, that's dumb,
all right, but yeah those are I've got one, okay.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Isolated Star Wars villain. It's like a monster.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Isolated related Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Sorry sorry, isolated Star Trek villain.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
My bad. I almost screwed that up. I don't know
Star Trek.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Leper Con leper Con and no Con see it. Yeah,
you guys are fucking you suck man.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
How do you not know?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
No fucking Star trek off, you don't know know James
Tiberia's Kirk.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
I was a Bortal Battle War superhuman con. I was
a Star Wars guy. I was like, if you're gonna
be a nerd about something, don't be a nerd about
nerd ship. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
See, my dad was a fucking good dad who taught
me about both. Okay, Say and his sister were big
Star Trek people, but also who doesn't love starret Wars.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
When you watch Star Wars though, you're like, dad, this
is so much better though, you know that, And he
had to be like, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Star Trek is a amazing too, dude. Yeah, there's not lightsabers,
but James T. Kirk was out there slaying puss across
the galaxy, and that's something you should say.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
It was fucking Anakin, bro.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
No, no, no, he slayed one puss. Yeah, the and
then he became an emo a little bit about.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
The fucking Queen's puss.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Actually, by the time they fucked, she was a senator, so,
but it was a queen. Are Anakin and Bill Clinton
the same guy? Both love fucking senators.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Point, and she wasn't a senator yet, That's.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
What I'm saying. By the time she was a senator,
they weren't fucking anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
He was like, what was the like, what was the
Jedi version of an intern Padawan? Was he anakin fucking Padawans?
I don't think he was killing him. He was slaying them.
He was slaying pet saying, yeah, he was making a
mess on some Padawan outfits.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Saying, tell you what, he ran through them.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Padda was running through Padawans. They were children. Stop saying that.
You know.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
The kid that like steps up to him and it
was like, master Skywalker, what are we gonna do? And
then he takes out the saber and kills them. All
that kid does like cameos?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Does he really? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:17):
I think he makes like decent money from it. It
was like his only I think he did like one
or two other things, but that's really the only thing
he ever did.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
That would be funny if you got him to be
a cameo to like say that you wanted a divorce,
mister pat oh, no, your wife wants a divorce. He
has to act it all out, and I'll just go
get really into it, get really into character. All right, kid,
I'm paying you for however much money, it's probably like

(31:45):
fucking five bucks. Good for him, though, I always, yeah,
I admire the people that do cameo. I'm not. I
would feel weird if I was just like, Yo, Alex,
you wish my sister a happy birthday? But what's up?
Hy birthday? From Bill? Bill? Let me tell you, hy birthday?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Happy birthday? How old are you?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
No, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.
If you want to laugh, just look at Terry Bradshaw
cameos because they give you the sample ones you can do,
and he does not give a fuck. You can just
tell he's running through his wife's probably like Terry had
Ye had some cares it. What what the hell's? What
the hell's a cameo? All right, Hey, uh, it's me
Terry Bradshaw, and I just wanted to wish you happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
I imagine he does like like four hundred dollars, just
like naked from his own hot tub.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
It was in like a hotel room. He's a big
get naked guy, like he had that show, Oh God,
get Naked.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
No, it was called like Naked and Afraid Before Your Dead.
I don't know it was, but it was him Shatner,
Henry Winkler and then.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Jeff Jeff Die. Yeah. I just went around. But like.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
When they got to the hotel. Terry Bradshaw will just
get fucking naked.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I didn't. I never watched it, but I would always
see the great each show there's a wildcast of characters.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, I watched all season one, like half season two.
Fucking awesome though highly recommend.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Right, that was Yeah, those were our spooky Robert feelings.
Everybody spooky Robert feelins. Hope you enjoyed those. Hope you
enjoyed those. Happy friggin Halloween. All right, we won't see
them ever talk to them again until after Halloween. So
happy Halloween, guys.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, yeah, happy Holloway, have fun, get slutty.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
And also we still have the whole rest of the
podcast we're gonna do too, So hang out with us
for a little bit. Yeah, but I'll forget at the end. Yeah,
unless we don't, I will. Okay, I got dumb brain.
That's fair. All right, Moving on, let's get to the
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the comeback kid of the Wei, come back Kid of
the week. Bitch all right, our first comeback kid this
week is gambling and the Mob, because I guess it
was when Thursday last week, like right after we.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Had recorded the podcast, when everything breaks on Thursday, some.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Shit went down, and yeah, Chauncey Billups got arrested, and
then Trey Terry Roseier got arrested from the heat and
he was fixing games, definitely. He had like told his boys, hey.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Not so much fixing games as fixing his stat lines,
which is sort.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Of fixing games, sort of fixing games a little bit.
But hey, Robert, I'm gonna play in this NBA game
and I'm gonna fake an injury and I'm not gonna
hit my points, so I'm gonna pretend to have an
ankle injury, bet under on all of my stats, and
then you would do that and then you would just
cash in. And people always say, like sports gambling is bad,

(36:01):
it's like legalizing it is a bad thing that we've done.
And I understand that it is annoying as fuck that
FanDuel and DraftKings and everybody. Although if you sponsor us,
absolutely gonna shut the fuck up about your name. We'll
bleep that out if they sponsor us in the next
couple of days, Robert. But if you're watching any sport
at all and it's like, good, get your six way
pick them parlay and blah blah blah blah blah blah

(36:23):
blah and do this and this and this, and then yeah,
that's annoying when you're like every other commercial is that
I absolutely understand, or ESPN bet shut the fuck up.
I don't care what Steve an A Smith's parlay is.
He does about same game parlays and she's like that, yeah,
that's annoying. But if sports gambling wasn't legalized, the mob
would have been the one taking the lines on those,

(36:43):
or bookies would have been illegally taking lines on those,
and we don't find out that this is happening.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah it's not for legalized sports gamling, we would not
have found out because they're the ones that flagged it
to the end.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
They were like, hey, you guys, we just noticed they
were like a thousand bets for Terry Rose years unders
that came in and Terry Rozier has had no bets
on his props for the whole year until tonight. What's up?
What's up with that? And the NBA found out, covered
it up like the NBA's scumbags do and.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Gave him a soft suspension for the rest of the hurt,
which didn't like take away his money at all. It
was just like, hey, you don't get to play the
rest of the year, you still collect all of your millions.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
And so then it all comes out and he gets
arrested and all that stuff, and Chauncey Billups, who coaches
a team, seems bad. Pete Rose banned from baseball for
life for coaching, and they were saying he was causing he.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Was at least he was betting for his team to
win allegedly.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Allegedly. There's no way to track it because he wasn't
see that's because that's what he shout out.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
The mob still out there doing it.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's kind of like a come up for the mob.
I'm like, dude, we know what you guys do. We
know the mob does. But it's like it's good to
hear a mob story every now and then, Like when
it's a.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Non violent mob store, just like, hey, they were doing
illegal gambling games with X rays and stealing money.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
From rich running the numbers. Well, Frank Sinatra Junior came
in here, Lawrence Taylor was in on this game. All right.
We had to make we had to make it look legitimate.
So we got Chauncey Billups and then Robert, did you
see any of the stuff that like they were doing
on the poker tables and stuff, So they had like
what they would do is uh, I know that's how
it happened last week. But like for Robert, I'm explaining

(38:26):
to Robert, and if you don't know, then you can
pretend you're Robert and I'm explained to you. So the
mob basically got Chauncey Billups in their pocket, Like yeah,
we had these poker games, and they were poker games,
but they would have X ray like not goggles, they
had X ray contacts, and they had cars, special cars
that like you could see through. So then people would

(38:47):
tell other people like, oh, well, this guy's got this,
this guy's got this, this guy's got this, or like
you would play with the contacts and there were ways
that like you could see a camera in certain like
in like the shuffle so you could see like how
what card was next coming up in the flop and
all that stuff, And they got Chauncey Billups to basically
be like, well, if Chuncey Billups is playing in this game,
it's got to be a legitimate game. It's not some

(39:08):
sketchy games. So then he would get his rich friends
to come in and other rich people would play. Then
they would just take all those rich people's money because
they knew whatever hand they had, so, oh he I'm
gonna fold, he's got a straight, I'm not gonna do that.
Oh okay, he's got a flush, I'm gonna fold. Oh okay, guy,
I can beat him on this. And then you would
just dominate and take people's money. So that's pretty much
what they did with that. And then also he may

(39:29):
or may not of like sat some people in crucial
games that affected how a bet went and stuff like that.
And then it wasn't just those two. There were a
bunch of other people named. One of them Ryan's was
Schmischmann James, and.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Well indirectly so he was more of his business partner. Right,
So people are speculating.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
They'd be like Lebron, you play in the night, He's
like nah, And so they would just bet the line
before it moved when you found out Lebron wasn't gonna play, which.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Is a fift whether or not he's gonna play.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
But when you know that before the line moves, like,
that's cheating. Yeah, it's cheating. And I mean if something Again,
I'm only saying this because no one told me these things.
If somebody had told me these things, I'm not talking
about this.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Also, if Michael Jordan was betting on games, you know
what he would have been doing. He would have been
taking his own overs every single game and just whipping.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
At Yeah, I think it's a difference in that, Like
Lucas Pakatta that was it's on west ham for now,
who's still gonna get relegated. But he had a whole investigation.
They were gonna send him, they were gonna sell him
to Manchester City a couple of years ago, and then
it came out that like a bunch of people on
a Betway server in Brazil, which is where he's from,

(40:41):
in the city that his family is from, bet him
to get yellow cards in consecutive games, and he did
get yellow cards in consecutive games. And then it's also
like Brazilians just slide tackle a lot too, so we
could do that. But I remember when the investigation came out,
they weren't able to prove anything. They weren't able to
tie him to like his family or anything. It's soccer,
like you can just like that's the thing about like

(41:03):
soccer and basketball. You can just foul out of a
game if you want to, Like I could be like, hey,
I'm not gonna hit my overs foul foul.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Also, soccer is ran by FIFA, which is the most
corrupt oporganization on the planet, so you can't get mad
at the players for being corrupt.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Right, But like, if you were like, that's probably the
easiest bet to like fix. If you're like, hey, bro,
I'm gonna get a yellow card. Slide tackle done, all right,
got it. Just don't go too hard so you get
it red. Just all right, just kick somebody's shin when
they run out the ball, Go go shin instead of ball.
At one point they're gonna give you a yellow card.
But I do remember, for the two games after that
came out, I bet Lucas Piquetta to get a yellow card,

(41:39):
and he did get yellow cards. So it's like at
that point he was like, I got I've got to
help it out, Like yeah, like this this is just
what I do. I get yellow cards, man, that's how
that's how it works. But I felt like I was scarfaced,
like where they're printing the money just on the phone limit,
Like I felt like I was that I'm in on
something now, even though the rest of the fucking world

(42:01):
knows about Like I'm in on this.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
It's always great when you like get in on a
bet before the public second and figure it out, like
when someone tells it's never anything you figure out, but
someone tells you like, listen, this guy has been trailing
doing this for a while. Get it because pretty soon
it's gonna go public and everyone's gonna figure it out.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
And am I gonna fact check it at all before
I do it? No, I'm just gonna bet it. And
but well, this guy gave me a hot tip. Obviously
this guy wouldn't lie with this guy, then I don't
know lie to me.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Gambling runs on hot tips. Yeah, yeah, you gotta go
with them. Just nine times out of ten they're gonna lose.
But that one that hits you're like, oh.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
This is so good, and if you're the guy that's like, oh,
so I've been tracking this thing. I noticed that every
time the Rockets are in Portland, this like Alprin Sanguine
eats at his favorite Turkish restaurant. They only have this
restaurant with his favorite Turkish food in Portland. He's gonna
go off bet Is overs if it's twenty one and
a half or more, smash those overs and then like

(42:53):
it will one time it hits you like I'm a
fucking genius. And then he goes back to Portland doesn't
do it, and you're like, fuck, I don't know what happened.
You just run off that. Like James Harden, my brother's friend,
did a whole thing. He was kind of went viral
on Reddit where it was like strip clubs, yeah, my
brother's old roommate. Yeah, it was like it was like, uh,
strip cities with strip clubs, the best strip clubs. James

(43:14):
Harden performs the worst in because he goes to the
strip clubs. And then people looked at the numbers like
that's kind of fucking right. It's also the funniest it's
a very funny stat line. But yeah, gambling's back it's
not good for the NBA. Is anything gonna happen other
than Billups and Rogier and whoever else is tied to

(43:34):
this getting banned for life.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
I was saying, I think there's a possibility Chauncey Billups
gets removed from.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
The Hall of Fame. I don't really don't care.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
I don't think they will because it's the NBA and
they're just gonna sweep everything. They're like, you can't participate
in the NBA anymore for the rest of your life.
Why because he compromised the integrity of the game. Okay,
does that disqualify him from the Hall of Fame for
the NBA, We're not gonna do that much.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Well, Tim Donegy is probably gonna get in the Hall
of Fame at one point in time, and he was
absolutely a mob upref. But that's also what's funny is
like less than twenty years ago we had a mob
upref in the NBA, and then we just pretended that
didn't happen. And there's still questionable cause like Joey Crawford
fucking his bitch ass doing all that dumb shit.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Kim Duncan stared at me technical ejected.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, did you have money on that, and then you
want to look at like dren the Lee.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
The other night, fucking Giannis taking one dribble and taking
seven steps afterwards and no call.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah yeah, he basically just basically just ran with the
ball from mid court. And then they were like, we
didn't see anything.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Love how the NBA's defense is, Listen, our refs aren't
mobbed up anymore. They're just really stupid and bad at
their jobs. Well, why don't you get more refs or
better train them.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
We don't have the money for. These are the guys
we got. We got to fund the WNBA. But I
did see somebody was like, are y'all going to be
investigating the WNBA for any point shaving or anything like that?
And they were the FBI, who's the director of it,
Cash Hotel Cash was like, we're going to leave that
to the WFBI. I think that was fake. No, I no,

(45:05):
that's right. I just wanted to say it again, there's
no WFB. I saw the one where.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
We're w NBA players came out and said, this is
just where we were not point shaving, We're just really bad.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
This is this is where we just say memes that
we saw this week, and that's how we catch up.
That's how that's how we still remain friends with meme
of the week. We try and say it like we
came up with it or our brother's friend, yeah, or brother. Well,
Ryan Sullivan did come up with the jams Harden thing
at the soul. Ryan I think was his uh handle,

(45:38):
but he has many handles. He taught me about burners
on Reddit early on. That's why I get into heated
debate on Reddit. Three of me get into a heated debate.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
I created one reddit ever, not going to say the
screen name, but it's dumb. It's two on the nose
and I can't even call it anymore. It's like, your
password has been leaked too many times online.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
You need to change it. And I'm just like, bro,
I don't care at this point. I'll just deal with
a little text box at the bottom of my reddit
at all times that says change your password. Yeah, I'll
just had X every time I get on. No, I
can't even exit out.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
It just stays there. It's annoying.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yeah, refusually do anything about Yeah, but shout out to
the mob though, good to see you guys are still
hanging out. I know the times have been tough, and
it's good to see you guys are still doing well.
Let us know if there's anything we can do to
help you out. Huh, but don't obviously don't. Don't though.
I like Vlower drumsuits. Look, I would love to wear

(46:31):
a tracksuit all the time. And if you have any
construction jobs, Robert, what if we got you a no
show construction job, would you join the mob? Like you
just hang out? You go to a construction site and
just chill all day. Bobby the Hog, Oh, it's the
fucking hog over here? Hi, get over here, hog. He
would just be like Fin. He would be Finn from

(46:54):
from Soprano.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Patty two meals. Why he's gonna eat too?

Speaker 1 (46:59):
He like to a meal. It's got two meals. Huh.
They would call me the trapper because I've been trapping shit.
By the way, that's another comeback, kid. So we'll move
on from gambling and the mob. Shout out to the mob, though,
But I've been I'm a trapper now, so we are.
I'm just following up on all my not cools from
I was like Dryer already did that story, Armadillo. I

(47:22):
haven't got it fixed. Yet I haven't had a problem
with uh or haven't had anything but problems getting rid
of an armadillo. Now, fun fact, I saw there's cats
that there's cats that do stay under there. Sometimes they
hide from the rain under there. So maybe there's like
a cat armadillo hybrid bruin under them. I'm kind of
scared about that. But I told my landlord, was like, hey,

(47:44):
I need you to get rid of these armadillos whatever
it is. And she was like, hey, I uh, I
left an armadillo trap at your door, like a like
bought an armadillo trap from the store, dropped it off,
not opened and as it is any And she said, no, well, hon,
how's he gonna go in there? Because I mean, I'm

(48:06):
not saying armadillas are as smart as me, which isn't
that smart. But like if you were like, hey, this
cage thing, it's open, you want to just walk in
that and push this button, I would say no, and
I would imagine the armadillos you're probably that way. So
right now by my little walkway there's just an armadillo
cage or a trap right there. And we got a

(48:29):
cat last night. We got a cat last night. It's
been out for like three days now. This morning I
was walking the dog and I saw something in and
I was like, oh, that's too small to be armadillo.
What's going on? And it was a cat. He was
not happy. I did let him out and nobody got hurt.
In the removal of the cat from the trap, I
was just like, bro, don't go in there. What do
you fucking think there was? There was no there was

(48:49):
no cheese, there was no anything in there. Why would
you walk into the fucking it to clearly a trap? Well, curiosity,
dead facts, stairpoint, pat you know what, it's on me.
That's on me. So we've got one cat. There was
a catch and release, a catch and release, and then
no armadillos, and I don't know. I don't know. Honestly,

(49:13):
I'm fine with the armidillo's until they bring fleas back.
That's That's pretty much what I keep saying. It's just
gonna look funny that there's a trap just always sitting
outside of that whole dil So they come out there.
Could I cover the whole up? Yeah? I don't own
that house. That's not my that's not my responsibility. It's
I pay someone a lot of money to live.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
There, and now you don't even want to throw a
bunch of poison underneath there because like cats.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah, now it's like a like I don't again, I
was tired with the armadillos until they brought fleas. I
don't love cats, but I don't want to kill a cat. Yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Like I'm not a cat guy, but I don't want
to murder.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
If an armadillo were to die, which would be unfortunate,
that's not my first priority. It's not my first decision, Like,
I wouldn't want that first, but I would feel a
lot less bad it was an armadill If it was
a cat of bile, that guy, he was just a
last he's got eight more lives. I hope, you know,
Like I would feel bad. And there's definitely people that

(50:09):
let their cats out. I do not think this was
someone's pet. Cat didn't have a collar, and it looked
like it was a cat that's outside a lot.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Some people just have outside cat, right.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
But there's cats that like you could tell, like, oh,
this is somebody's cat they let out. It's like a
it looks cleaner. And then there's cats that like, oh
you fought some other cats outside. You got some hair missing.
In part, it's like you've seen some shit. Bro, you're
an alley cat without the alley, which I always respect
those guys. I'm like, bro, you just you're living here Looming.
But again, if you're living in a sort of complex,
the town has complex, an apartment complex, anything like that.

(50:40):
Please don't be the person that feeds the straight cats.
I understand that. I understand that you're an impath. It
seems like you're doing the right thing. What it does
is then they go on a trap and they get caught,
and if you're not nice, like, may you just get
rid of that cat? Like I don't know, it's it's annoying,
and it just adds one more thing. And I get
that you like walking around the complex and feeding, like

(51:00):
putting bowls of food there. But that's why every time
I see the bowls of food, I throw them into
the ravine and just don't does he know what those
bulls of food also attract raccoons and armadilla's. So yeah,
I've been trapping, trapping. We call my house the traphouse.
Now that's probably what all my neighbors call it. So
I call it that too. I'm the trap king, but

(51:23):
Alex trapper, Alex. I need to get like a raccoon
hat like Davy Crockett.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
So even get an armadillo one.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Probably fleas on it. Well they clean it. It's true.
I need to get may buy a lot of stuff
with fringe, like a lot of like just just go
full in on being a trapper.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Gotta change your name and call you like old Smoky
Now or something.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Alex Rocking Mountain Middleton Trapper extraordinary. But yeah, I've been trapping.
So if you guys need any trapping advice, hit me
up and I'll probably tell you that I don't know
because that's pretty much what I'm doing. I had to
look up YouTube, had to like set the trap. It's
not as easy as you think. There weren't instructions in it.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
You might want to YouTube what do armadillos eat and
then throw some of that in there.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I mean, we got a cat without anything.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
So I've never heard of a trap that doesn't need bait.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Yeah, same, same, So what I told, like when I looked.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
At it for a bear trap, Wow, damn it, I
disproved myself.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
But yeah, when I tell you, I told my landload.
I was like, doesn't any base She's like, oh no,
it said that they don't. And then when I looked
further into that, I think the reason that you don't
need armadillo bait for an armadillo trap is because usually
you like smoke bomb them out of wherever they're in
and then they run into that thing to get away.
She didn't give me smoke bombs, treback. Can I buy
smoke bombs and then just bill you for them? Why

(52:47):
should just buy the smoke bombs? And then I got
these things about a bomb under the under the thing.
Not a bad idea because that would just scare the cats,
that would get them out of it.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Maybe just buy a fog machine. See if that works.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Oh then I don't fog machine.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
See because even if it doesn't work, You got a
fog machine.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
That's just cool, that's true. Fuck kids would love that.
And then you could put it in the hole if
we clear it out, put it in the hole like Halloween.
People just walking by, it's like, what is going on?
Where's this fog coming from? These guys they know how
to party, learn to play a theorem in two and
have the we with the fog with the Spooky House
and Robert, do you think it would be bad for

(53:27):
the equipment if we had a fog machine in the studio.
I don't think so. This button gets stuck sometimes. Sorry,
that's fine. Yeah, I don't think so, But I'm not
sure if it would be good for us. Well, I
was just gonna say, like we could open the door
and tear it off at a certain point, but like,
if it's on the podcast, I could write it off

(53:47):
on taxes, right. I don't know how much fog machines cost.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
But I've used the fog machine at my place before.
That's the one I'm in now, but another apartment, and
it set off the smoke detectors. I could I believe
I got that.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
It's like this, it's not a fog detector.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
You fucking what if we do dry ice instead?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Oh fifty four bucks, I could totally get that.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Oh there you go, boom remote controlled? All right, next week,
let us know how this goes. Because you're one hundred
percent doing this.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I could door dash it here. Fifty fifty four bucks,
so plull us a tip. Probably get the liquid about
seventy bucks you could get.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I mean they probably also you can just go by
like party city.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I know, but like wouldn't be sick if we got
to hear now.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Oh you want it, like before the podcast is done.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, we set this bad boy up spooky.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
I'm not I'm not going to tell another man how
to spend his money.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I'm you know, I want to like you know, I'll
shop around find the best deal I can. Ah a
fog machine smart everybody a used one. Any Facebook marketplace
has them. Uh no, but I think they will in
about two weeks next week they probably will, all right.
Remember I guess you weren't on the podcast yet. When
we did the at Avenue Bar or Packard's Pub, and

(55:03):
I went to the Guitar Center and I had a
gift card that I had from like years ago, and
I just bought like lasers. A bought those laser lights
and those broke, but I bought the laser lights and
just had them all on the wall. That was sick
as shit. Yeah, just red and green little dot lasers
that were flying around. I think you podcasted you filled
in right. That was my first appearance. And we also

(55:24):
had all those ladles. Yeah, we're doing shots, bail shots.
And then we were like oh, shit ladles turned out
to be expensive by the real ladles. Maybe we should
just not do that next time we live and we
learned on this podcast. All right, all right, Trapping's back.
Also back is Adrian Peterson. Adrian Peterson got a DWI.

(55:44):
But we're gonna add Chauncey Billups and Terry Rigier and
Adrian Peterson to the nominees for a Rest of the Year,
which is finally filling up. You know, I was worried
at one point that, like we might not have enough
to make it an interesting category at the Graviies. But
right now, Arrest of the Year nominees Liver King, Chuck

(56:05):
E Cheese, Lil nasseex Mark Sanchez, Chauncey Billups, Terry Rogier,
and Adrian Peterson, like all like the last four of
those have been in a month. So thank god that
somebody's doing some shit.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
It's a shame what happened to AP.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I was like, tell me, you didn't whip his kid,
Like the kid's gotta.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Be an adult. See at that point that would have
been like assault. But also what happened kid his son
tried to fight him, helped the kid eighteen, Well that's
just toot him.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Have fun so yeah, and then death of the Year
we had Ace freely right.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Yep, Ace free Okay, which how much traction did you
get posted?

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Who? Which one of it was? Geene Simmons?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Okay, I thought it was Gene. People still fall for
that every time, don't they.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah, But no, Now it's funny because then like other
people know the bit so then when somebody's like, but
so and stead of Alex is actually like the biggest
kiss fan. I'm pretty sure Alex like then defend me,
which then authenticates me lying, And it's just like that's
what the Internet's for. People can say like fake news
is bad, but sometimes like fake news is funny, just
having a good time. Sometimes fake news like the WFBI,

(57:12):
that's funny. It's just that's just good old fashioned fun
right there. All right, it's not hurting anybody.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
WFBI arrests you for something that they dream you.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Said, I'm fine. You're fine too, I guess not.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Why have I been arrested? Well, if you don't know,
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Once you ask your stupid friends. All right, last come
back kid, this week is stadiums. Stadiums are back, do
you guys see sky Stadium. No, I look it up.
Sky Stadium, Saudi Arabia. They're building a like from the
people that brought you nine to eleven. They're building a
stadium on top of a giant fucking tower that they

(57:53):
are building, and they're gonna have World Cup games there whenever.
It's in Saudi Arabia, which is insane. All right, Robert,
will you put a picture of it up on the
on the YouTube.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
I understand that them do some horrible, horrible things, but
you have to also at some point you have to
kind of respect that they spend their money like five
year old children.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
No, I do, but also, like, you know what, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Three hundred and fifty meters above the ground, which just
a quick little meter to foot.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
But like, I'm not getting on that. I'm not going
to that stadium. Like that does look cool. I'm not
doing that.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Okay, that's uh, it's almost twelve hundred feet in the air.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
It's pretty high. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Well, I mean, one, I'm not doing it because I
ain't leaving the fucking us right to Saudi Arabia obviously. Two,
I don't mind heights. I just don't like being on
the edge of them. And I would be on the
edge because that I'm not going to afford the seats
close to Uh yeah, but that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
It's cool. The concept of it is cool. I wouldn't like, like,
those are the people that did nine eleven, Like you
know how they did nine eleven, right, they flew planes
into that. Can you imagine like World Cup final and
they're like, we don't like who's in it?

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Like, I mean, not anyone was in it, but it would.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Be a real shame there were people in it in
nine eleven.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
If somebody played to their tower with like a drone,
be a real fucking shame.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
If that happened, well, they would have to finance it.
Two Saudis would finance it against their own people, and
like no governments of stuff against their own people. I'm saying,
what if we did it?

Speaker 3 (59:36):
What if what if they What if they finished construction
and they did like the ribbon cutting, and then out
of nowhere, a fucking US drone just flies right into.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
The side of that bitch.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Oh sorry, must suck when that happens to you.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I'm gonna have to go against you though, And I
met this is an anti terrorism podcast.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
That's not terrorism it's payback.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
It's a little bit. I said.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
There's nobody inside of it, no human casualties.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
But you got to think of the fallout from when
it fall down. It's a bajillion miles high, it's gonna
break other shit.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Well, you know, you have them the nerds at NASA
figure out what angle to fly into it where it
straight down.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Not with them, they're not saying fucking with Saudi Arabia
unless they are. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
I don't get why you're not getting that. I'm saying,
we're doing this too. You know, in Arabia we use
our best.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
In fighting terrorism with terrorism is bad still, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Not terrorism if no one dies, and it's not fighting
up somebody, it's just like, hey you knocked, we still
owe them. We would still owe them another tower at
that point? Is it the size of both towers? Does
that counts the height of both of the towers?

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I learned about I learned about this three and a
half minutes ago. I don't fucking know how big it is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Really. What else is The cooler is like a cooler
stadium like space stadium. Right, we already did water stadium,
Like I just put a stadium in the ocean. Remember
the football stadium we talked about where it had the
cool little like where they have the water bridges. So
like sometimes a wave goes by and just oh, sorry,
you were running, you got run back thirty feet whoops.
Fucking that wud be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
I mean, I think it's just football in the middle
of a NASCAR event.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
That would be tight. They've played football at a NASCAR stadium,
but they should definitely have a race around it. Bristol.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I know they tried the baseball game and it didn't
work so well, but.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
They should have all like just have sporting events in
the middle of that and like you're like, how many
laps do get to go? Fucking one hundred and fifty laps? Actually,
I take that back, let's watch whatever's going on in
the field. I take that back. That's how you get cricket.
You get cricket big in the US. You just have
a fucking random cricket game and people are like, I
don't know what's going on here, but check out what's
happening in the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Dude, I can't even get my friends. Like hockey, they're
not going to fucking catch on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
A cricket, but do do a Winter Classic.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
But also I take it back because I don't want
to take away the infield from NASCAR. That's where the
real rednecks be redneck and and I respect that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
I think it'd be sick though, Like how you had
a boundary get run over.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
If we have a football game going on in the
middle of the race hour, dude's gonna be running across
the top of four to potties.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Can't do it. Just move it a little bit outside
of nah, man, you could probably work it. Let rednecks
have their infield's the Giants with their fucking RVs just
drinking everything in the world and then driving their RV
out of the event afterwards. The Giants have been playing
on my water stadium that I want to build. Can

(01:02:24):
you imagine like one of those refs, it's like, oh yeah,
it's a fucking first down on the touch push even
though it wasn't for progress, and then the wave comes
he just gets fucking thrown out of the stadium. Like yeah,
fucky bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Build a giant plane and put an entire like hangar
inside of it with a football field, but do the
like zero g thing. So like from time to time,
a dude can hurdle from the twenty and make it
to the end zone. I like that, massive hits in
mid air, that'd be cool. I'd pretty say. Then you
don't have to go all the way to space, just
close to space.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Space is space. I feel like space, Jason.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
I feel like football and space is going to cause
some blood clots, and we don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Deal with that. We know. Send the Eagles up there.
Let them test it out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Yeah, Eagles embarrassed, have at it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Yeah, Cowboys too, they'll figure it out. Three way game.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Hey, she'll have fun.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Turns out this is bad for them. It's not healthy.
It's all fogayzy that this is gonna work out. Then
it doesn't work out, man, But yeah, stadiums are back, Robert.
Would you go to a stadium that's like at the
top of the World Trade Center, No, it'd be either
no underwater, though underwater.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
A tennis match on top of a skyscraper would be
pretty sick.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
If it was just the tennis match, then I didn't
have to watch. If it wasn't stands, I wouldn't want
to watch. I just don't want to sit up there,
or like it's just asking for bad stuff golf.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
From building to building, like that's what Live should have done.
That one they have like helicopters, zip lines.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Yeah, just have like a sequence of building that are
really tall and then just it's a golf course on top.
That'd be cool. Are you're helicopter to each one? You
have to get helicopter to the back nine?

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
That tight or the back nine is you're just playing
it in reverse?

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Do you know what the winds gotta be like all
the way up the high that's gotta be crazy. Your professionals,
you did a baseball game, like you just hit the
like the routine foul ball or routine flyball. I just like, eh,
it's out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
This is probably just gonna be a Brice in to
Shambeau video in like four months. Anyway, he does love
the Saudis. I just he just likes making YouTube videos
of weird shit golf related.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
And taking blood money. Although we would like blood money,
sat if you'd like to, if you'd like to help
us out, I will chill so hard for you. Yes, whatever,
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Robert cut everything about me saying, let's well, no fly
something to their building.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
They have to pay us first and then we take
that down.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
They're not gonna pay us. If I just said, let's
fucking nine to eleven, then.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Well they're scared of you. They might I don't think
they're scared of me. Probably not, But what if they
They probably have.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Access to my bank account. The only reason they don't
drain it is because they're like, that's sad. They're like,
we have all the money in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Let's move on to the not cool sevent where we
tell you, guys what is not cool from this past week.
If you stub your toe, that's not cool. If you
get run over by a car also not cool. As
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Past the grav podcast on our at passy pot on
X excuse me and hit us up hashtag PTG not cool.
Pick some of the best ones each week and share

(01:05:30):
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like all the videos, go comment what knife you would
you is your favorite knife and then where you think
the coolest stadium would be? Sky Stadium. I don't know,
is that the best one in space stadium? Maybe I

(01:05:53):
like underwater stadium like Robert throughout there. That's a pretty
sick idea. But yeah, hit us up, tell us you're
not cool at past grey pod hashtag PDG not cool,
and we will share some of the best ones each week.
This is the not cool segment. Not cool, man, dude,
that's not cool. All right, let's start with some listener

(01:06:18):
and viewer Not cool? Is this from mike ep at
It's just Mikey p on X and Mikey p says,
micromanagers are his not cool micro managers at work. Nothing worse,
it's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Yeah, worse than someone above you being up your ass
and not just letting you do your f.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Hey have you got that thing? I need that thing? Hey,
I need that thing. And I hate when like they're
on an email and they're like, can you please, hey,
can you confirm that this is done? Hey? Can you? Yeah? Man, look,
I did it, It's done. What do you fucking want? Oh,
you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Actually doing that the way the manual says to do it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
All right? You can fucking do it, but save you
want to save fifteen minutes and I can do something? Nolse, No, no, no,
it's gotta be done this way. Does it show me?
Show me how to do it? Then?

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Oh you don't fucking know. Yeah, you've never actually done it.
You just got put in this position at never having
been in this field before. Maybe shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Ridiculous, solid, not cool, Mikey solid not cool. Ashley Wilkins
at Buzzer Healer mix on X says her not cool.
Is my kid fell today at school and had to
go to the urgent care for X rays. Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Nothing with radiation is good. I mean, I guess it's
good to find out whether or not there's something really broken.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
And urgent care is never cheap.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
No, urgent care is not fun.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
One one more thing. Yeah, he's and pieces and piece
for sure. I'm sorry. Am I boring you? You're not
boring me, You're not boring me. Next one is from
a Mundo Benavidez at k Mundo b on X and
he says it's not cool. Is shit my pants? While driving?
I coughed real hard and felt the leak. My body

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just couldn't contain it any longer.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Well, you know that's your one for the year.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
I used up my too. It's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Drive while driving suck.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
God.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
I hope you have leather seats. Yeah, that's the one
thing that always worries me, is like I have cloth seats.
If I ship my pants while driving.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
He's gotta have something back, something to throw. Take your
shirt off real fast.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
You just got to like finish driving, like trying to
hold your asshole up off the seat for the rest
of the way.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Don't drip, don't drip. Don't drip.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
You gotta sprint inside when you get home. And then
after you clean up, you have to go back out
to your car hoping it doesn't reek like shit has
been in there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
And if you live in like an apartment complex, you
just gotta hope everybody else doesn't see, Like, is that
I got shit all over his pants walking up to
his apartment and then like, that's the guy that ship himself.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Hopefully I'm standing there, but hey, I got one of
your guys.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Don't judge, Like I gotta move at that point. But yeah,
that that sucks. Teas and peece for real, bro, It's
very funny. I'm sorry for laughing teas and peace for real,
but I have a couple and I can just run
through mine. One is Campskataboo getting assaulted. It probably should

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have been Zach Bond should have been arrested. It was
a hip draw tackle which should I was told was illegal,
and our sweet prince is injured and not for the
rest of the year. His ankle was bent.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
The other way, I think he is the most universally
liked player in the NFL right now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
You kind of could tell it that he was like, God,
damn it, nuts cat. Everybody loves him, how could you not? Like?

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
The only take I saw online was someone was like, well,
maybe because his style of running kind of has a
shelf life on it allegedly, Well probably not for him, though,
he's a fucking unicles Like, Okay, well, now he heals up,
we get an extra year of him running like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
This, maybe because he's not getting maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Bashed up for the second half of this year.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
But yeah, so that was like when I was a
call that should have been made, which was crazy because
refs were calling everything. I feel like that game, at
least for one team. My other not cool is refs
because eleven missed calls, eleven goregious misscalls. The touch push.
I could also just adds it's not cool. There was

(01:10:03):
a fucking fumble. Pat it was a fumble. Robert, you
you played and see you don't watch football. The touch push,
he fucking he was on top of his own guy.
He's not down, he's still trying to push the ball
across the marker for a first down, and the Giants
snagged the ball, comes out, fall on top of it,
whistle blows after the Giants have the ball, and they're like, oh,
we're gonna warden Ford progress. You didn't a warden Ford

(01:10:25):
to progress when he had the ball. You sure didn't
do that. That's the fumble. Then there it was abortion
of justice, an abortion of justice. Then there was Darius
Slayton literally had his jersey ripped as he is running
in the field, caught a touchdown pass and they said
that he pushed off.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Which arm fighting has always been allowed.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Then DeVante Smith shoves our dude and ended up leaving
with his braind mcl and then we got called on
that even though it was definitely not us. And it's like,
you have replay, you can look at all this shit.
The fact that this is happening, I get one two
missed calls. I understand that it happens. Eleven eleven is insane.
Eleven and let's look into this. FBI, like, tell me

(01:11:07):
that there's nothing suss about that. And well, Giants lost
by a lot. The Giants lost by a lot because
bad shit went our went the other way in very
very crucial points in time. You could argue, camskatabooze, it's
Saquon's bitch ass fucking ankle. It's broken in half. If oh, oh,
they definitely would have. They definitely would have, but the

(01:11:28):
tush push fumbled like that, you award that to the Giants.
Saquon might have the ball because the Giants could have
gone down the field of the score. Who knows how
that fucking goes. It's because they derailed an entire game.
I have never turned a Giants game off at halftime.
I turned the Giants game off a half t but
blewed out. I blewed out, like I talked about last week.
I was like, fuck this shit. It's like Bobby, this
isn't just him complaining. These are all legitimate, real complaints

(01:11:50):
that he has. I understand that I am biased, but
like the official report, like where people looked at all
the players they like, yeah, they missed eleven calls, and
then the video where it's like, okay, this enter is
moving beforehand. Okay, cool, Not just to say I understand
the center gets away with some stuff, the fucking right
tackle moving and then our guy going because of the
right tackle moved, and then you call us off sides

(01:12:11):
when it's a false start bullshit. There's just call after
call after call after call. It it's like you knew
you were missing some calls, start focusing in on them,
man Like, start focusing in on some ship or at
least give us some goddamn makeup calls.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Yeah, and people that say you should never do makeup
call whether you should have shown we deserve some makeup calls.
I wants ankle broken makeup calls exist. Referees admit that, like, yeah,
sometimes when we fuck up, will you know, kind of
give something a little back?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
It happens.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
It's part of the game, not that game.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
The Philly mob. Philly Mob probably got to him, and.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
I'll tell you what, Dom probably greased the wheels behind
the fucking scene a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Fuck Saquon. I was so mad that Jackson Dart swapped
jerseys with Saquon's, Like, no, fucking I hope you just
left and threw it in the trash, like fuck that bitch. No, okay,
good call, all right, I'm back on it. It's a
tactical jersey jersey swap. Fuck yeah. Jacksondar would do some
shit like that too, with his Jedi mind tricks. He's
Anakin mind tricks.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
I don't know if he's smart enough to say he
can do Jedi mind tricks. I think he is. He's
he he is a Jedi. He's like one evolution away
from Cam Skatabu. They're both just total fucking meatheads.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
He just has a little bit more brain because and
kN was kind of a meathead dude in a lot
of ways. He was a Jedi fucking pod races motherfucker,
just like, oh, hey, we're in the Flying City where
I'm just gonna go dive bomb down with Obi Wan
real fast and chase after this guy, like he fucking
did some fuck shit.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
He was more of an Emo than all.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
He was an Emo, like I don't give a fuck guy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Exactly, because emos usually don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
He had a camer Jackson darts sometimes Jackson darts just
a magician, Like there's times he does stuff so much fun.
I know that they are the Giants are two and six,
but also, let's not forget eleven and six is a
playoff record, So run the table without your best players?

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Yeah, he kind of hard to hope for that when
you're missing your best running back in.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Best wide and your defensive coordinator could be Robert, Like
Robert could defensively coordinate the Giants and they would be
just as good, probably better. Honestly, Hey, do the sack play,
which would like, just dial up the sack play. I
don't know, I don't know, I'm not an expert, but
just sack people more.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Guy should get Greg Williams doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
I would take anybody, literally, anybody. I would take anyone players.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
You guys are be blitzing, so.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Let's get the fucking fog machine door Dash. I'm like,
you can be the defensive coordinator for the fans. I
don't fucking care. It can't be worse than Shane Bowen,
you fucking piece as shit. But Jackson Dart is really fun,
and that's what I just keep telling myself. I'm like, dude,
this is this guy's really good. He sees stuff that
other people don't see at that age, and he's really
good at process and shit, and like he's got nobody

(01:14:48):
around him and he's still doing cool shit. When he
has people around him, it's gonna be scary. And that's
that's what I'm telling myself. All right. I've been saying
next year for a very long time, but now I
have quarterback and I can say to next year and
fuck you, Danie Jones. I don't care how good the
Colts are. It's not you. It's Jonathan Taylor, all right,
Jonson Taylor. But those are my not cooles. Refs and

(01:15:09):
camp scandaboy getting injured and that's the fact, Like, how
are we not having flags at half masted? How do
we not have flag? He's at National Treasure.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Because most people don't care about the Giants.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
We all love him. It's camp Skataboo.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
But he's still a member of a New York sports.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
But he's an American cist and he is probably the Americans.
I think flags should be a half staff. And it's
at least like Donald Trump, what the fuck are you doing?
I know that you're doing a bunch of other dumb show. Well,
he doesn't fucking fly half fly flags at half staff,
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
You know he's got a bone to pick with the
NFL forever after they he bought a team in the
ex or was it USFL back in the day, because
they wouldn't let him buy a team in the NFL.
He'll never give anything for the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
For Camps Scattaby, you should he for Cam, you should,
all right. He holds a rude Giants' Super Bowl next year,
Cam should probably sit out. He should not go to
the White House.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
So if they know, if they want it, I can
almost guarantee you that, like.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
He tried a headbutt, the get arrested.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
No, I was gonna say, I think Trump would try
and do the head butt thing with him, but Secret
Service would be like, no, he can't stop himself.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
He'll kill you. He would.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
I've got two quick ones. One is it's kind of
shitty after all of your legitimate gripes. But in the
Packers game, there was a play where the Steelers left
guard went into motion before the play. I don't know
if you know this offensive lineman are not allowed to
do that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
That's illegal.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
The most just blatant. He was almost behind the center
when the ball was snapped.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
No play call unless he's did he did he identify
as a wide receiver. He can't do that from the
guard position. So okay.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
That one was just infuriating to watch in live. The
other one was just after being sick this weekend and
my voice just being fucked up the last two days,
I like couldn't really properly do my job. I felt
fine souls at work, but like I couldn't go talk
to any tables because do you want someone who's serving
your food sounding like this?

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Probably not?

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Yeah, So I was just kind of like, guys, please
don't fuck up today while I'm here at work, because
I can't back you up as your manager right now.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
People that smoked, like, smoking cigarettes just kind of masked
so many sicknesses of it would have been so had
that cool, raspy voice. And if it could have been a.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Restaurant manager in the eighties where I could have just
been smoking the whole shift, it'd be so cool. I
would have looked so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
As a smoke. Yeah, anybody would look cool smoking cigarette.
I mean smoking does look cool. It's horrible for you.
I get it, it's very bad, but it looks cool.
It does look cool, And if you say it doesn't,
you're fucking lying.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Yeah you can say it doesn't now just because nobody
does it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
But like you saw a guy posted up on a
wall with like one foot up smoking a stick. You
bet that guy's cool as fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
I mean that picture that where Ben Affleck just looks
exhausted by the world.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Yeah, it looks so cool holding a cigarette. I right,
the one where it's like C three po and the
guy's putting the cigarette in his mouth because he had
the mask on. That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
I mean half of Andrew dice Clay's act was just
smoking a cigarette. He was the coolest comedian of the eighties.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
They're all the way around his head.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
That was cool, flicking out the arm.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
I was walking down the street the other day, this
brack comes out to me and says hey, and I said,
what bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Poah, Hickory dickory doc yours sistu sucked my cock. Oh,
that was his whole act. He was the biggest comedian,
just like, tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
A story and in between every line, oh, I mean,
he's a dirty joke. It was great, it was simple,
it was great. What about you, Bobby, what's you're not
cools or cool? I need to get new breaks from
my car. It's got to the point where like when
I break, you know, I thought I would talk like
a squeal. Now I hear like a grape against like

(01:19:01):
the rotor.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
And so I heard this watch the road on that.
I heard it on Friday. This is now Wednesday. So
this is the first time I had to drive. Since then,
I've like purposely I have not driven my car because
I don't want to damage rotor, because I don't have
a job right now, and so and so you were
there getting getting the the breaks fixed cost several hundred dollars.

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So I'm just I'm just kind of waiting, and I'm
trying to drive as little as possible. My mom's boyfriend
he can help change the brakes, but he works out
of town and he's out of town right now, so
he won't be back till maybe next week.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
You need me to help, Yeah, you're behind I, buddy.
I'm a car guy. I think I'm busy. I'm busy
that day, which day and spect of my days? Yeah, yeah,
all all the days.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Whatever day you're not busy, he is.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Yeah, I'm free, pretty free, but not till after eight o'clock. Well,
I mean I can make time. I can make time. Forybody, Robert,
I can do it. I can whatever you need, buddy,
slide under the under there and take a look at everything.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
I don't think you can offer a warranty, so you know,
with the car, you gotta be careful.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
I do offer a warranty. My warranty is I will
say I'm sorry. You make them signs something. It's like, well,
you say I got a warranty. Yeah, here's the warranty.
I'm really sorry. There's a ten year warranty. I'll say
sorry for a decade, a hundred years lifetime. Sorry to apologize, dude,

(01:20:30):
I'm so sorry that. Yeah, that dealing with that, I
hear like that like scraping. I'm like, I can't drive
because yeah, you're fixing the brakes, you know, expensive on
their own, like having to fix the road or too.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Then like that's even more expensive. Like I'm just you know,
luckily Sam has a car that, like you know, I
can use or we can go in her car when
good places.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
But yeah, that sucks. I'm sorry, that's way better, not
cool than and astronomically better than mine. Yeah, just car stuff,
you know. And it never happens at a time Oh cool,
I can afford this, Yeah, this is fun neat good,
Thank god that happened now, or even if it does

(01:21:14):
help right at the end of the month before rent.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Cool, When it does happen at a time when you
can afford it, you're like, oh, all that money I had,
it's gone out day.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
That's I see you later. Great. On the Morning Show,
we were talking about some steady where it was like
I think like seventy percent of people like spind their
paycheck or sixty percent of people spend their paycheck like
right when they get it. And I was like, yeah, dude,
bills and Rod was like, well, look you get paid

(01:21:42):
more than once a month, right right, Like do you?
I don't pay all my bills at once, Like I
have middle of the month bills because I can't pay
them all or else, like I have to pay rent.
If I pay rent and then every bill that I have,
it's like no, then the middle bill is cable and
anything else you gotta do utilities or any subscriptions that
you've got, and like that I set those for the

(01:22:03):
middle of the month, and so it's like no, just
my paychecks is gone every time I get it. And
then I'm like, cool, three hundred dollars. See, uh, we
can buy baby food with this. Cool. Cool. I'll just
die slowly and just never eat again. Let's start farming buildings,
make us some crops. Those are but those are not cools.

(01:22:24):
Those are good, not cools. So passionate not cools. I
feel like everybody, let's move on to the answer segment.
And before you do that, Robert, do you want to
tell everybody you got a big event coming up? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Yeah, this Sunday, November second is the Houston Clothing Swap.
This time it's for adults and obviously do the children's
This one is all adults clothes. Super simple. You bring
all the clothes that you don't need, you don't wear,
you know, just out of season, whatever whatever it is.
You bring it and you swep it out with people
that have brought clothes toenty bucks entry.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
You can take.

Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
You can bring as the little as clothes as you want,
you can take as many clothes as you want. It's
just to keep clothes out of landfills and we're gonna
have vendors out there. We're gonna have over today. We
got a water sponsor for like smart water. Oh hell yeah,
it's gonna be We have over a thousand cans of water.
So that's all for guests we have uh I think

(01:23:19):
one has some stickers for sale too, And yeah, it's
gonna be a fun time. Big warehouse, twenty thousand square
feet at two thousand Edward Street. He's in Texas seven
to seven, double O seven from twelve to six on Sunday,
November second. Get your tickets at CCC swaps dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
CCC swaps dot com. Used to clothing swap. It's good.
It's good for everybody, and you can look dope af
We're just going to swap and close. All right, Let's
move on to the answers segment where you know we
have the pre come segment. If you have if you
had a business idea, you want to run by the boys,
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Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Don't do just answer the question.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Answer the question, answer answer.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Don't thanks the subject, just answer the question, answer an answers,
answer any questions. Our first question this week comes from
Meredith oh And Meredith says would you rather be a
vampire or a werewolf? I tried to go with some

(01:25:05):
spooky questions this week.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
Were wolf vampire? You can't go outside during the day.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
You had sunscreen on your kid? Did you see Blade?

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
You know that was advanced sunscreen that was created by
I don't remember the character's name.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Yeah, but you don't think that they could make whistler.
I don't have a whistler. You can find it with
I mean, if you're in silence time, you get nothing
to do but find that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Also, were wolf, you only have to turn into a monster,
like what once a month, and when you do, you
do some fucked up ship. Sorry what me, I didn't
have control. It's not my fault. That's also are super
fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
I was gonna think Twilight, Like I didn't watch Twilight,
but like everybody wanted to fuck Edward, right, it was Edward.
The Edward was the vampire guy. Okay, yeah, oh so
you want to be all sparkly dude, dude, what if
you get the best were wolf scenario. I would be
so hot teen wolf. Oh yeah, I can just dunk
on everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Like that's like, so you get to be all the
werewolf powers, but you're not mauling people and eating them.
It's just every once in a while you get really
hairy and you can dunk and right on top of vans.
That's way fucking cooler than any vampire I've heard.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Of, you see.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Okay, Count Chocola is the best vampire and Team Wolf
way better than Count Chocula.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
I think the count from Sesame Street's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
He doesn't have chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Yeah, but you count I already know how to count. Yeah,
but if you didn't, be really cool, but I do
so for me. Were Wolf and the Count one, two three,
like fuck that this guy can count? Yeah, but Count,
I can't count, like a motherfucker. Who are the Count's friends?
Big Bird?

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Very cool? You know what's cooler than that? Who's my
best friend? Booberry?

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Right? No, you bring up you bring up some points
that are very valid. Pat And if I could have
a specifically Michael J. Fox Ta Wolf situation where I'm
the Wereolf like that. Okay, I'm in.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
Slash Jason Bateman. Don't forget about Team Wolf too. I
never saw I never saw that. It wasn't great. It
wasn't great. Yeah, okay, dude, Werewolf would be better. The
vampire has its pluses like a werewolf.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
There's less people out at night. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Right, And then you could just listen to Warren's evon
all the time. But I hate talking with me. I'm
on a vacation of London. I want to go to
LeHo Fox Chinese closed ship. They closed like five years ago.
I hope in it back up. That's have a restaurant experience.
If you're a werewolf. You have to go into business
and like buy a check restaurant, so I'm off the center. Well,

(01:27:48):
obviously a werewolf wouldn't own them. You have to wear
a whole suit of hairnet though, I'd like to meet
his Taylor. There you go. Uh No, I was gonna
go vampire. I had like I was like, if you're
a werewolf, you gotta live like by yourself because you
don't know, like I don't want to kill people the
vampires like you can still pull baddies that you can

(01:28:11):
still you can still pull some baddies. You just gotta
stay away from garlic. But now that I'm saying that,
I would rather just dunk on people and have garlic
than not be able to have garlic. All the points
you brought up, Pat, you've sweyed me. I would like
to be a werewolf over vampire. But specifically Michael J.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Fox werewolf even if you're the like the the the
worst form of werewolf, where like you change, you go psychotic,
kill everything you're like you go to the government and
just go listen. Put me on Seal Team six. Whenever
there's a full moon playing an operation. Just drop my
ass out of a helicopter boom, I will fuck it
everything up, just pick me up the next morning.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Yeah, that's fair. I could be a werewolf for America
Americas werewolf? We would you go were wolff yep? Okay, yeah,
Pat brought some good points. I mean, honestly, is the
exact opposite way. And you swayed me so very persuasive.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Also, I was never able to dunk. I got close,
but I could never quite do it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
And like you could be like maybe like if you're cool,
you could just like people scratch your head, probably feel
good like a dog. Like that'd be cool. I'd like,
I wouldn't want to be like a bad wear wolf,
but like you have a choice. And also it's not
my fault. I'm bald.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
I want to know what it's like to have a
bunch of good hair air everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
If I was a bald were wolf, that would be
it's just your hairri'est fucking sept for this topic. Just
my chin grows a lot of hair. That would be
really funny. That would be very funny, all right. Next question,
This one is from Jesse Flores, and Jesse says, if

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band names were literal, what would be the best and
worst concerts to attend.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
So for best the first one that popped into my
head ACDC, because they have power so the concert can
go on, okay, Like you know, they've got all the
electricity that they need.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
I was gonna think bare Naked Ladies. It would be
a good concert. It's just like some brenag ladies. Dude,
that's the show, all right, I'll check that out. That
sounds like a fun one, and then bad ones.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
Whole whole would be bad. I don't want to see
naked Courtney Love.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Initially, Mega Death was the first thing I thought of
real bad one. Mega Death would be bad, and then
a FI would also be really bad. It stands for
a fire inside, like I don't want to be inside
of a venue that's on fire.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Cannibal Corpse, that'd be a bad one. That would be
bad too. Uh Robert, what do you have? Oh, five
finger death punch? That would be a bad.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Yeah, no thanks, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
Basically, any metal band.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Is there a fire, there's a five finger death punch
going down?

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
Yeah, pass yeah. I saw the end of Kill Bill two.
Don't want it, No thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
I was thinking, like one of my favorite bands, All Nation,
They just don't show up.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
It's like where the fuck is he?

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
Be Like watching George Jones back in his drinking days,
he used to famously get show up to the concerts.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
George Jones would be a going because it's just like
I know exactly where I'm going to see Elvis that guy.
Hell yeah, jelly Roll, you show up, but just a
fucking doughnut on stage. Jelly Roll would suck like that
was what it was. But maybe if you got a
jelly roll, that's true. Ice Cube just melts. This is
fucking what a letdown? Iced tea concert. I mean it

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didn't really, there wasn't much that happened. It just it
just stood there, got a little sweaty at first.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
All the rappers that are named after like things. It's
just like, well, are you hungry?

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Then?

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Yeah, I want to go see eminem.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Would little uzi vert be doing skateboard tricks with a
like a gun doing skateboard tricks. That's kind of sick,
but but that could be the best and the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
From what I've seen from movies, Uzzi's are very easy
to just if they hit the ground, they just start
spinning and firing, and if you're on a vert you're
gonna fall at some point. That's true, it's very dangerous
to be at that concert.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
But also kind of adds a little bit of an
element of danger where you're like, I just don't want
to be I'm not gonna be front row. I'll be
hanging out in the back. And then every time it
like wipes out, you doc.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Old Crow Medicine show, that'd be awesome, just a bird
giving out.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Oh dude, Old Grub Medicine show would fuck. I kind
of like I'll grum medician show. I think that would
be a good one, but worse though. Any metal band
pretty much, Yeah, Metallica, you get to pass on this
one because like that does like Mettaka's the perfect metal

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band name, but you're like Metallica, Like yeah, okay, I
feel like you would just see exactly what Metallica is.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
Black Sabbath probably not a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
Why African American people on Sundays, Well.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
The Sabbath is supposed to be for praising God and everything,
so that like I just assume that's.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Just like you don't like praising the accomplishments of African
Americans on Juneteenth only on that day? Wow, every day
I try to act like every day is every time
I have peanut butter. That's just me though, thank you.
You know, I'm just a I just care. I guess
more than you. But dead president's another bad one. Dead

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presidents would be bad, will be bad. Okay, So that's
a pretty good list. It's a very good list.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Send us yours because I think that's gonna there's definitely
a lot that we're missing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
That's a pretty good lie. Oh mor just bad, that's
the worst, just bad at any well, he's probably throwing chairs,
like we know what he brings.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
I just I don't want to see a guy hurling
and slurs on the stande.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
He's hurling slurs and then throwing chairs, and you're like, god,
damn it, what did you think we were gonna say?
Name was more wallin.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Florida, Georgia line. It's just a concert on the border.
This it's just a border. Not not even the place
I want to be at. It's a but it's the
worst kind of modern rednecks.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Nas. You're just watching the fucking his cars going fast. Yeah,
but it was like that. It's just like a canon.
As I the other day, bro the grape nos I
had since high school. Dude, get a grape one fucking
game changing. It's delicious, isn't nost the one that was
like the first one? It will cause a heart attack
if you drink two of them.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
No, I think that was red line. Red line, red
line though, like you're not even supposed to drink a
full one, which I took as a challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Would would Tom Petty just be being petty as fuck
the whole time? That'd be funny. That would be good.
Oh good to say that you're back. I'm going to
the restroom. It's all wait on, it's all wait on
Robert to go to the restroom. You're like, fuck, dude,
what do you just play the songs?

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
He's just up there roasting people. It's like Don Ricketts. So, actually,
that would probably be very good.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Lenyard Skinner's just a gym teacher. Did you know that, Robert?
They named it after their gym teacher that they hated.
So there's a mean gym teacher. Yeah. Really, dickhad Jim
there just throwing dodgers. I said, stop jacking around. That's
a detention. Alabama's just the state. Yeah, fuck Alabama. Okay,

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we keep going with this all day. Yeah, give us
your best and worst literal band concerts. Uh. In the
YouTube comments, this is a really funny one, and that
was who was it a synthesis? Jesse. I don't think
Jesse said anything in before, but good idea, Jesse. Great one,
great question. Next one. This is from Cutthroat Cariboo. Cutthroat
Cariboo rights in and says, is Frankenstein's Monster a zombie?

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
I don't think so, because he was intentionally reanimated, Where
zombies just come back to life through some sort of
I guess mystical force.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
Zombies are not alive, correct.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
They are the undead, they are not alive.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Well like when he Frankenstein's Monster comes up and you're like,
it's alive right there. But he has a heart, it's
beating logic, it's got a beating heart, and he's like
he has thoughts and feelings. Does he fall in love
and see?

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
It depends on what if we're going with the classic
old school monster zombie or like nowadays where it's like
it's a fucking disease that comes along.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Right just like zombies don't know, like they don't have thoughts,
They're just like this thing. I like this thing I eat.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
And zombies are just mindless killing machines. Yeah, Frankenstein was not.
Frank Zin's monster was not. You scare him with fire,
He'll kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Obviously. Before that, he was just chilling, just trying to
fucking have some funs here most people with fire, okay, Yeah,
dancing on stage with his fucking creator. Yeah, so not
a zombie. Not a zombie. Great question. Misunderstood, soul, very misunderstood,
very misunderstood. Next one we got is is there power rankings? Yeah,

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and some of these I do not agree with.

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
This is from alex O at alex mcthunder one power
rank these candies that suck candy, corn licorice. I'm assuming
he just means black licorice. That's the bad one. Yes, candy,
corn licorice, circus, peanuts, Smarties, and Tootsie rolls. So one
is going to be the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
The worst is number one. Five is the best of these,
So okay, Bobby, you lead. Bobby historically argues that candy
is not chocolate. Chocolate is not candy. I disagree. Chocolate
is not candy. A Snickers is a what bar? A
chocolate chocolate bar? It's a candy bar. It's not.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
It's also a chocolate bar. It's a candy bar.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
He brings up a good argument, but doesn't it's halloween candy.
When you buy Halloween candy, you buy Snickers and twig
and all that, like that's in the bags. Continue, I'm sorry,
all right?

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
So number five, which would be I guess my favorite
of this list? Smarties going number five, Smarties number four, Man,
this is all the rest I've had. I don't think

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I've ever had candy cord, I've had two. I've had
Smarties and Tutsi Rolls wild, So I'm gonna go TUTSI
Rolls number four. Number three, I'm going Circus, Peanuts number two,
Candy Core number one.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
Licorice. Licorice I think is the worst. I don't hate
your I don't hate your rankings.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
It's not terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
It could have been way worse. I don't think I've
had black liquorice, but I've had like Twizzlers. I don't
like Twizzers are not liquorice. They're red vines, right, isn't
that what they were called? Well, Twizzlers and red Vines
are two different brands, but they're both kind of the
same thing. Look, twisters, we can't like, you can't group
in Twizzlers with licorice, even though I get the like,
because it's not really it's like one's good ones as

(01:39:12):
It's like strawberry is what twizzlers kind of are, Yeah,
strawberry gummy lines. But yeah, black licorice licoric is black
licorice as that we're going in. Not that it's because
it's black. It's just goun to taste like.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Ass, I don't even know how to describe the flavor.
Is black liquorice?

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Ass? Yeah, grandmother, imagine bad tasting stuff. That's that's that's licorice.
My my grandmother loved black licorice.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
But I gave her a pass because she came from
a time when it was one of like two candies.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Yeah, they only had two candies. Ever, is that? And
were there's originals?

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
I'll go Next five is Tootzi Rolls. Why would this
be on the list? Tootsie Rolls are great, it's chocolate
and also not candy. I'm gonna fight you at some point.
Four Smarties. Remember the first time you saw somebody like
crush up the Smarties and then like smoke it and.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
Blow it out like smoke. Yeah, it was cool. Fuck it,
that's so cool. Also not bad. Smarties are not bad.
Smarties are good.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
This is where I'll get hate. I like candy corn.
I'm gonna put it at three.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
I've never understood the just unadulterated, and I get it.
A lot of people hate it. I don't understand it.
Then again, I'm fat.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
As fuck, so it gets a bad rap. But yeah,
I get you. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
I'll actually go licorice too, just because I think circus
peanuts is the most unnecessary thing to ever exit. They suck,
They are not good, And licorice is one of those
things where like, I don't like it, but there have
been times in my life where I tried it and
I was like, why do I like this right now?
It's like tomatoes in my life. I went back and

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forth on them for many years in my youth. Know
were wrong. I don't like black licorice. I think it
is among the worst candies there is. I just think
circus peanuts is the worst candy because it it's bad.
It's outwardly horribly bad. All right, what about you?

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
I'm gonna go twots ye rolls five tootsye rolls. Not bad,
not a bad candy for ast Smarties. I don't love Smarties,
but like, remember they this a little Smarties necklaces. Those
were cool. They were great. They were cool. Yeah, and
it was like you just just little it's just little
sugar dis Like it's not my go to candy, but yeah,

(01:41:22):
it's not awful. Three, I'm gonna go Circus peanuts. I
think Circus peanuts are not great. I think that they
made one batch of Circus peanuts years ago and those
are the same Circus peanuts that are still in circulation today.
But like, I don't know, sometimes like a little stale
marshmallowy thing is kind of good, but it's like not marshmallowy,

(01:41:42):
but it's not, but it is at the same time,
like I.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
Would rather eat a packing peanut than a circus.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
It's like Candy's version of the McRib where I'm like,
I don't know what this is, but it doesn't taste awful,
so I'm gonna keep eating it. And I don't choose
cant I don't choose Circus peanuts, but like I've had
them before and I don't think that they I think
they get more hate than they they deserve. I don't
Two is candy corn. I do think that candy corn

(01:42:08):
also gets more hate than it deserves. But I don't
love candy corn.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
So that's a fair way to put it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
I think. Yeah, you know, it's like I get, I
can understand the appeal of its. Just if you like sugar,
you're just eating sugar. That's absolutely what it is. I
don't like the the I don't know. I don't like
the flavor of it necessarily enough texture, Yeah, maybe that's it. Feel.
And then one is liquors just looking No, I'm not
doing that. That's fair. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
It's not good.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
So licorice, candy corn, circus, Peanuts, Smarties, and Tootsy Rolls,
and those are our power rankings of candies.

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
That suck, which some of them don't.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
Yeah, but we power ranked. That's what we do. We're
the best at them all right. Next to next up
is cat Antonelli. She's writing back in and Kat says,
what is the spookiest letter? I was really hoping somebody's
gonna give us like a Halloween letter or another thing,
and I'm really glad that she did.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
I think I think K K something about the K
is just kind of spooky to me, especially if it's uppercase.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
I didn't know she was saying us up for a joke,
so I was looking for, like, is this a joke,
because the joke would be V or Q, because q's
always following you around, and then V follows.

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
You in the alphabet. I think those are more annoying
than spooky.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
But it's creepy and it's spooky if it's just following
you around. But if I'm really being honest, I would
go X because X is like.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
It's more horny than spooky.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
I think, well that too, but that's sometimes you get
so you're so scared that you get us a fear
boner and.

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
They can't be scared of your own horniness at times.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
Too, Yeah, you either a spooky boner the situation. But
like X is like when somebody's dead on a cartoon,
what do they use exes? So it's just dead, it's
associated with dead, it's associated with sex, and it's also
associated with like booze. Sometimes if you're just going with.

Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
Like not spooky moving shine, but because the kind of
moonshine back in the day would MAKEE you go blind.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
But because it's so versatile kind of makes spooky. I
don't know what it's gonna do. I don't know what
what is this X for? That scares me a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
I think for me, it's just that, especially if you
group some k's together, they get pretty spooky.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Yeah, dress up as ghosts. Oh three if you like
specifically like three k's, that's a yeah, that's pretty spooky.
It's like, what is the spookiest letter? And then I
guess you can't have three k's with that one K.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
I mean you can also make an argument for Z
just because it's the final one. Why did it stop
right there? Why did no more letters come? So he's
probably killing the rest of the letters.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Yeah. I also think like X and C are spooky
because they can pretend to be things that they're not.
They can kind of can million themselves like X is like, Yo,
what's up? I'm actually a Z sometimes too like what
the fuck is that? Oh? Yeah? And then C sounds
like a lot of times too, you'd be saying, I know,
but C does it a bunch. I was trying to

(01:45:15):
find like letters that do it the most, and I
think is up there, So like C sometimes makes you
think it's an as it confuses people. It's the weird
Roman numeral, like, is that is that a thousand? Whatever
it is that that's not super Bowl number. But I
know C is a Roman numeral. That's okay. We don't
have to agree on all of them. So I would

(01:45:35):
go I would if I had to pick one. If I
had to pick one, I would go X.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
She's probably not happy with this because her name fucking
starts with K.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
Kat with a K. Yeah, Robert, what are you going with?
I would go with X two. Yeah, I mean it's dead.
It's death. But then also like because it can be
used by so many things like good or bad X
games though, but also kind of scary because what if
you broke a leg? That's fair fear. It brings fear,

(01:46:03):
scary but not spooky. Sometimes like I don't I don't
know if it's related to something sexual, something booze related,
something extreme sports related, or something dead like dead eyes.
And sometimes the scariest thing is the unknown. That's what
they say. Sorry, I'm gonna go X. All right, right,

(01:46:25):
great question, great question, Cat, great question. Cat's been spitting fire.
Cat's been spinning fire lately.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
I hope you don't get cotton. He's trap.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
Hey, all right. Our last question this week, it's from
Josh Trecaddle, and he says, do zombies be shitting?

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
They have to be. They're still eating. They're not though,
the dude, they're eating your brains. What do you think
happens to the brains after they eat them? It goes
into their body and then just evaporates.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
No, they don't like they're dead. We talked about this
with like Frank and Stein's Monster, Like they're dead, but
they're still eating. There but you don't work. They're not working.
They are they're not they are, they're not. You just
rot until like your stomach rots a hole open and
then ship just falls out like it's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
But until that hole happens, it goes through the digestive
system that falls out your assaded zombies are already eating
sometimes dead people. I guess they kill them and then
eat them as they're dying. What they like they're they're
they be taking nasty ships. I think they do be shipping.

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
I don't think zobious ship at all. You're dead. You
don't ship when you just die. That's not true. You
just die.

Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
They say that bodies definitely shipped.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Right, but like your zombies wandering around, you ain't just
shipping all the time like that, but they're still eating. No,
but then you just your body rots and then you're
like something. It's like when like all those movies were
like the Skeletons drinking water and it just goes right
in his mouth and right out and you're like, what
is this guy's not keeping anything down? What's he doing?
I mean that's what zombies do.

Speaker 3 (01:47:58):
Eventually, the food is going down the assauce esophagus into
the organs and shit, and then where does it lead?
Right out your buttthole?

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
And again, zombies don't have to breathe, so like if
you do, they don't. They're just dead things walking around.
Like that's the whole point.

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
They're still human body. They still need to breathe.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
No they don't, they're dead. Yes, they do it, it's
gonna happen. What's gonna happen If they don't breathe, they're
gonna die.

Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
At I think you might be right, because I do
base all of mine off of Max Brooks, son of Melbrooks.
Actually he wrote the Zombie Survival book years ago, and
I believe he did say zombies can go underwater, but
their bodies are constantly decaying. Yeah, after a while, and
then if they get to the bottom of the ocean,
they're just stuck because like all the pressure, they can't
work their way back out. So I guess you're right.

(01:48:39):
They don't have to breathe.

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
That's they don't have to breathe, So then anything would
just get stuck on your esophagus and like, it's not
like you're gonna suffocate, so you just keep walking around
doing all this shit. Like and a lot of times,
like all the zombie stuff I watched, they're not really
eating shit. They're just bite bite, bite, bite, bite, bite bite.
Maybe they have a little bit of it, but then
I feel like zombies a lot of times just spit
out what they have.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
Anyways, I think I think new zombies still be shitting,
but the longer they go, their body's continually decaying. So yeah,
then eventually there's stomach's falling out, and then it doesn't
it has to come out your buttole to be a shit, and.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
I think a lot of times and then the neck
is the first thing. They're like ride away and probably
a lot of them because you have all this decaying
food just sitting in your throat, so then just it
just comes right out. So I don't think, you know what,
zombies don't be shitting.

Speaker 3 (01:49:21):
They do be shitting, but not for long.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
Robert Settle this, I don't think they be pooping. Zombies
don't be pooping. Zombies don't be poop. Zombies don't be pooping.
And I know that, Like this is the hard hitting
questions that people ask us, and I'm really glad that
we got to get to the bottom of this. This
is I saw this. This has been in our our
Twitter slash x inbox for like a month, and I

(01:49:44):
was like, this is We're saving this one for Halloween.
But do zombies be shitting? Two out of three of
us say nay. And with that that is this week's
answers segment. So thank you for everybody that is hanging
out with us and has watched us. I am a
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I mean you could just have the sound a shout out, Pat,
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boss me around, Pat, Happy Halloween. Be safe out there?

(01:51:08):
What is it? Razor blades? Check for razor blades, check
for cocaines.

Speaker 3 (01:51:13):
Yeah, if you find anyone that's giving out drugs, give
me their address.

Speaker 1 (01:51:17):
Yeah, hit us up. I'll shut it down. But yeah,
be safe out there. I have a good Halloween, spooky Halloween.
And yeah, let's let's do our random celebrity generator Terry Bradshaw. Okay,
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Jenner Otaga, Yeah she
was Wednesday. Are you gonna dance? Dance, dance with your hands?

(01:51:42):
I don't know anything after that? What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
That's the song she's dancing too.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
Tom Hanks, David, that's Pumpkins. It's the last chance to
use him Halloween, all right, So Terry Bradshaw, Tom Hanks,
Jenny Ortega, here we go, Jenna, Jenna, Robert Duval, miRNA Joy,
Mario Lemieux, Robert de Niro, Rocky Marciano, Kat Stevens, Ramones,

(01:52:13):
and Mark Wahlberg. Let's run it back Robin Williams, Norman Brooks,
Maureen Connolly, Tommy Lee, Jones, Ed Harris Martine and Nir
virture Vilova, Richard Hamilton, Richard Hammond and Charlie State And
all right, uh, Jenny Ortega, Tay Bradshaw, Tom Hanks, last One,

(01:52:36):
James May, Jennifer Lawrence Ginger, Rogers, Johnny Depp, Jake, Jillen,
all Oprah Winfrey, Maximilian Schell and Connie Huck. Nope, damn nope,
not even close. All right, have a good Halloween. Love
you guys. Fuck the forty nine ers until we talk
to you next time. Past the gravy Yeah, bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:52:56):
Braby gang, baby powder.

Speaker 1 (01:53:03):
The topping lead and spread man.

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
That's where listen, there's a pastor grad man Gray. We
ain't goin fishing for your bitch today with drunk in Houston.
Now Houston, baby, Now we go ahead and lin Ken
we'll get rich today, bench bitch Houston. That's it's on
town Town passa gravy passa loud, loud we can talk
and go for ours hours entertainment, superpower, gravy gang getting

(01:53:28):
louder louder, cast up. No childer Man, we laugh. No
Prouder live on, maybe pout the topping lead and spread Man.
That's where listen there's a pastor, Grand Gray. We ain't
goin fishing for your bitch today with Drunk in Houston
Now Houston bab Now we go head and lick Ken
will get rich today Bench Bitch

Speaker 1 (01:53:59):
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