Pass The Gravy #643: Tag Team Presidents

The guys talk about cooking shows, football, and Italy. They also learn about the Trojan horse and try and decide which U.S city would make the best boomerang.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang Baby, part of the top and leadspreads.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
As we listen, it's a past the great Great We
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Houston Baby. Now we go ahead and let you we'll
get witsch today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Hitch, Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's Past Gravy Episode six hundred and forty three. I
am your host, Alex Middleton, with my good friend and
co host Robert the Hog Barbosa jokes enjoining us today.
We have a very special guest, the guy it's most
excited about Thanksgiving next week. It's Patty On everybody, Welcome back.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Pat just opening up with fat joke. That's what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, you were talking about excited you already work on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
No, it's fair, that's a very fair fat.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
You were talking about.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Working Thanksgiving, so I figured you were really stoked about it.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
It also is my favorite holiday. I love Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's up there.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's the best food holiday and it also has football,
Daddy best best holiday or food wise but and football.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
I always have to work during it now, so I
usually don't eat the meal until the next day and
I miss all of the football.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I would say fourth for the July first overall pick
for best holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I just I don't even go and do anything on
fourth maybe Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Christmas is cool. It was just cool and everything. But
then probably Thanks Thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
You got to spend a bunch of money for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, No, that part's not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Thanksgiving it's just like, hey, show up to your parents
and eat a bunch of food and drink and watch football.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
That's a perfect holiday for me. Yeah, I'm not out somewhere. Well,
I'm on a couch at someone else's house sometime.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, but like I'm not like best thing for the July,
Like you got to go to a party, and I'm
just like, it's a day off. I want to just
not do anything. That's what I did last time.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Just say celebrate in America, country.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
In the world.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, I could celebrate America alone.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
It's actually pretty.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Sick and seeing Towey Keith, I go a whole day.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Without talking to anyone.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Hamburgers.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
That rocks, except what I think we had gotten into
it about it because I think that last year I
got sushi on fourth of July.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
You called me a trader. That was a trader move. Yeah,
I'm not going to do it again. You didn't, glad
you won't at least.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh shit, I remember we looked up some Japanese holiday
for me to eat a hot dog on.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
I hope that has.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
We'll just pretend. We'll pretend we didn't say that. Welcome
to the pre come segment, everybody. It's very pitch ideas.
I heard somebody tell somebody the other day to get
off their high horse, and I was like, that's a
fun saying, and then I thought more into it where
it's basically high horse is like, yo, stop being a
fucking prick, you're being arrogant. Stop thinking you're better than anybody.

(02:59):
But what if somebody like falsely believes they're better than people?
Can we call that getting off your trojan horse. I
want to start bringing that in there. Get off your
fucking trojan horse. Like, if you're arguing something that's not right,
like you off your fucking trojan horse and shut up.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
It's also a great thing to bring up in an
argument because it's just gonna confuse them.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
And then and then you they're like, does Alex know
a thing that I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
What does he know?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Which is what the Trojan horse did. It confused them
and threw them exactly. Then you swipe in for the wind.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
And I swipe it. Yeah, whin the argument instead of killing.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Everybody, that's a brilliant idea to just.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Whenever somebody's like arguing something that's like a wrong point,
just like, get off your Trojan horse, dude.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Because then they'll think you're stupid and saying the wrong thing.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Back.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I know what I'm saying, and they'll know it's a
high horse. You're like, well, actually, if you look at
the Trojan horse was a high horse as well, because
it was a big horse, higher than any real horse. Yeah,
I would, I would say, so that I know of.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
It's always depicted as being like a forty foot horse,
and like movies and stuff, I wonder how big it
Probably it probably was like ten feet talld. I bet
it wasn't even they probably had like four guys in it.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
It probably wasn't real.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I choose to believe it was real because I like
to things.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
It was like the times of like Troy, where they
just like made stuff up. And if the Iliad guy
wasn't like, yeah, they did this.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Thing, but also that would totally work.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Like Achilles was was a god, but he wasn't. His
mom held him by his leg to dip him into
the river. So he's invincible, and the one thing that
can get him is it's like, yeah, that was real.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Women I believe in that can't finish the job.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Fucking just do right right, just flip him over, Just
dip the fucking foot in afterwards, man, Like, it's what
you can't dip him twice?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah, you'll dip your baby in headfirst into a river
that's flowing, but you can't. The ankles is too much.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
He's got enough. Which, by the way, guess what he
did that? It was just as Achilles because she grabbed
him by that. The feet got in there too, just
where her fingers were.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Right behind the heel, right above the heel, and that
one spot behind the shin.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
That was it, alright.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
And now he's running in NBA careers and athletes career
years because of his dumb ass mom not fucking dipping
him in the river.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Right.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
No, we ever talked about that, all the accomplishments of women.
No one ever talks about how Achilles his mom forgot
to dip him all the way, how.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Many men died in that war because women just can't
be cool and chill. It all started as Helen gone
on her husband and start a fucking war, and then
it ends because a mom couldn't fucking properly dip her
kid in.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Water, and like Helen's knock him in the water.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
That's how they learned to swim.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Helen de Troy ever heard of a divorce, Like, I
don't know, that seems easier than a war.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Especially because of all of his movies, that was like
the biggest, the bitchiest that Orlando Bloom ever looked. It
looked like a little bitch in that movie. He was
a little pussy. Now, if it was for Legois Orlando Bloom,
I totally get starting a war for that dude. He's hot,
beautiful hair, nimble. Yeah, imagine what he could do in
the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
What about uh of Pirates of the Caribbean or Land
of Bloom?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh gritty? Oh yeah, take control hands, push your head
in the pillow.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
He was like the good guy with beat with Jack
Jack Sparrow was like all right, he was, but is
it chaotic Good.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
How many times Evil Good has always missed one at
least once more, one more, once more.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Now he's but no, you took the little fucking twink
version of him. I like the cruisiest version of him
with Drew barrymore what the Cruise commercial is on? You
can watch football and.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
It throws off soccer always. Like anytime I see a
commercial with a British actor and they use the regular
like just their speaking voice, I'm like, oh, yeah, you
got a weird accent.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
You can't do that. You're lying.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I think I don't understand why. Like they say white
people don't have culture. We have an accent. We got
a lot of accents, Like my culture is not your costume.
You can't just go in there fucking rick crimes and
then be like, oh I love you. I won't spend
Christmas with you.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
British too, he was, yeah, yeah, he would.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
The guy from fucking What's the What's the Christmas Movie?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
We don't watch.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
That.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
All the girls like Almost Almost Famous, Nope, Almost Friday.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
No, keep going, keep going, I'm googling it.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
I don't know any other movies or things with almost.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Right now, because they're like God damn it.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
How do you not know this?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I get it, I know love actually, oh yeah, it
has like snape in it too.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I think they're.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
All like I guess. I mean, it made sense that
name's British.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
He was British. He didn't deceive me, even those ones
messing me up, the like ORLANDL.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Bloom most of his movie. Like his legoless accent. I
don't know if that's British or whatever, but it's vaguely
Pirates of the Caribbean. That's basically a British accent. But
I always just think actors are like just faking that accent.
But Chris, because why would you choose to speak in
a British accent? It's so stupid.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
It sounds cool as fuck?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Eh oh, brother, like the James Bond No good, that's
a horrible accent.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Kriikey nice? Oh she fit?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Are these beds over here? I got two pies with
bangis in mesh, you know, eat some mushy peas, eh
big John?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
I love that guy's a countero. It's is this fat
British guy that just eats mashed potatoes and the shittiest
looking British food you've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, you want some blood sausage, mate, it's a faux English.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh oh, brother?

Speaker 4 (08:28):
I love how they like the full English breakfast. They
insist that it's got to have that like blood sausage
or whatever on it. But every time you see a
British person eating it or reviewing it, they always just
throw that part away.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
You want sausage, make sure it's nasty as fuck.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
You know it goes good with breakfast food, don't you.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
You know, a fucking tomato on there?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
A tomato with your sausage. You want some bacon, Yeah,
I love bacon. All right, here you go. It's raw.
I hate that, brother, Good, ain't it.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
There are some good British food, but it is crazy
that it's the most unseasoned food in the world when
they stole everybody spices.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, like you should have the best stuff.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
You guys conquered the entire world just to bring none
of it back.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
But like, I just don't understand, Like why is it
like not not problematic to have an American accent, but
like Chris Pratt can't fucking do Mario with a Mario accent? Yeah,
I mean, I'm just to me in my audio, They're
like that's bad, don't do that. And he's like, all right, cool,
and then Rick Grime's like, Coral, I can talk lock
this in these la bro has it go.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
For years, they've always said, oh, James Bond can only
be British. Why fucking you guys take our roles?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Then? Why? Yeah? I agree with you, James Bond should
only be a British man.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
We got away from that imperialism.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
But like, I'm sorry, all these English actors coming over
here stealing American actors' jobs.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's not right.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
It's not right at all.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
All right, it's not right.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
You guys make your own fucking movie studios over.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Our culture is not your costumer acting gig okay, And
it's really impressive, don't Yeah, it's really cool that you
can just like do that for a long time and.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Not have your accent change. Like if I was doing
a movie and I had a British accent, it would
slip between all of the British accents at some point,
which is I will say, Charlie haunams British and all
British people hate his accent from Green Street Hooligans. Oh yeah,
that movie is bad. That movie's amazing. Like, it's not
a good movie, but it's an amazing movie. It's the

(10:15):
reason you're a west Ham fan.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah, I mean it's a bad good it's a good
bad movie. Where he's say this movie is so bad,
I'm gonna keep watching. We've got a fight mate soccer movie,
a different club and we're a different support this group.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
How do we make a soccer movie interesting, show almost
no soccer and make it about the guys that just
kicked the shit out of it, hit.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
People with bricks in the head. All right, bruv.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
By the way, Elijah Wood's gonna play a Harvard guy
who's a little pussy, never been in a fight in
his life. He's going to knock out one of the
soccer hooligans with his first punch thrown.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, and like the soccer hooligans, no other soccer hooligans
from other teams, like Warriors, We've got rankings like that's
the guy. Yeah, he's like the general over there, Like no,
he's not what the guy that watches soccer and just
fights for fun.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
That just made me even think again how stupid the
British language is, because then you get to their slang
and say he's ad too, bald mob, Like, I'm supposed
to just fucking know what, Brev. Well, it rhymes with
what I'm trying to say, So you're just supposed to
infer it.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
No, look here, blood. I do like it when they
call it to their blood. That's funny.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
But he's a nunny. It means money, obviously.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Said that blood.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
And then in American we kind of started coming with
young blood for a long time, and I was like,
that's tired, hey, young blood. I call my daughter young
buck all the time. Hey, young buck, chill out, Hey,
hey young buck, drop that a ah ah ah. Put
that down, a young buck.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
You should get a fake like little hunting rifle that
just shoots like nerve darts, and her young buck also
take a shot out.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I need to call young blood, hey, young blood, what
are you doing that, Brev.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Don't make your daughter British. That's not good for me.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
That I'd be British talking to her like that.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
That'll make her British. If you're British, he's British.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I don't want to British at all.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Like, why would you choose that for your child? That's
a horrible thing.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Shout out to our British listeners and viewers. One, so, yeah,
get off your trojan horse. Get off your trojan horse,
all right, Rick Grimes, get off your fucking trojan horse. Dude,
you're not batter than me. You're you're under false pretenses
acting like an American.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
All right.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I could act that well, I just don't want to.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Are we xenophobic by saying that?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
But I don't think there's anything wrong with being xenophobic
against Britain.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Britain sucks because like xenophobic, but like you can't do this,
but this is my thing.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
But then you're like, but don't do my thing, but
I'm doing your thing.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
I mean, we go don't want Britain to do our thing.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
This is the hard hitting topics.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
They keep trying to force football over into fucking England
and then we have to wake up at eight o'clock
in the morning to watch football on a Sunday no more.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I don't wane.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
The Saints are gonna play in Paris, not this year,
but it's like we can't.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (12:46):
But putting them in other countries? Guys, what are we
doing at least as our sport?

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I am happy that if you're gonna do it. Just
send the bad teams like I'd like this last one.
I didn't care to watch those two bad teams playing
at eight thirty. It was Miami and Washington. In Washington,
that's good, but when like I have to wake up
because I don't know the fucking Colts or the Chiefs
are playing that early, Like, yeah, I want to watch
that game.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
The Commanders should only get to play Russia games, and
we would really call them the company.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Wow, shit, I mean that's everywhere in your mask. Yeah, comedy.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, we're gonna move team over there, moving to move.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Them like game in China, they know about communism. Everyone
salutes jijingping right there at halftime.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yep. All right.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
The other stuff that I decided to bring in today,
I had an idea for a TV show because it's
getting around the holidays. So everybody's like, this is the
recipe that my grandma made, my my grandma's world famous
almond bark or my my Grandpappy's world famous banana bread.
And you're like, that's it's not world famous. I've never

(13:49):
heard of it until you just told me that. I
want a cooking show where everybody that has like their
families world famous or best in the world. Recipe has
to go do that, Like, all right, we'll get your
gam gam up. Gam gam is time to make banana bread,
all right, and we have everybody else's gam gam it
also makes the best bread or the best banana bread
in the world. Only the winning family gets to be

(14:10):
able to say that forever. And if you lost that,
it's like you shut the fuck up. Don't ever say
it's so and so's world famous.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
And then you could even have a tournament of every
diner in New Jersey that says they have the world's
best blueberry pie. Yeah, we're gonna fucking decide.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
We need to start ranking these people. We need to
start put putting like a championship into this. And then
if you you can't be saying like it's it's like
like in boxing where there's like seventy five world heavyweight champions.
You're like, no, we're unifying these bad boys, all right,
Who really has the best blueberry pecan pie? Okay, I
want to find that out.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
It sounds phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
This isn't like your aunt Bessie's world famous. Whatever better
we fucking put to the test, Like does she win
what we would just call it world's Best.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
I mean, I like, I love cooking shows.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
World's Best are world famous, and like that's a different,
different twist on it.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
I am so down for this.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I love this idea, right, and then like, no, shut
the fuck up? Do you go on world famous, World's Best?
Do you go on that?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I have what?

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I have one requirement for the show though, when it
shows them cooking it and they go, okay, you add
the onions in the mushard and you saw tell you
that down. We will be the one cooking show that
actually says what fucking temperature that goddamn pan is set to?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
It drives me nuts.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
In every cooking video they're like, oh, you start it off,
you throw the onions in there, and like, you're not
telling me how hot to make that pan? I is
supposed to be on low? Was it supposed to be
on high? I don't know. I burnt my onions because
you didn't.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Fucking homes are ruined.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
It drives me nuts. In every cooking video I see,
nobody ever says what fucking temperature that pan.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Is in a cooking video when they don't have the
ingredients and stuff below you like how much how much
was that that you just put in there? I don't
know how much coco powder you put in this thing.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
I do like when they put it below, Like, as
long as it's in the video, I'm fine. But it
is nice when it's below, when you're like, okay, I
don't have to like try and go back in the
video and find each step to see what was in there.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
I've tried doing recipes like that where you just watch
the same YouTube video and it's like an eight minute YouTube.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
All right, let me watch this. Pardon I might go
back fucking miss that. I go back.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I fuck I missed that. N me go back fucking
miss that. What is that as a two cups? Let's
see you put two cups in there?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Did he cut it?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Because you can cut scenes, you can cut stuff and
them Nope, I'm out.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
That drives me out. I saw one the other day
where the guy he was like, and these are your
seasons that you throw in there, cumin, garlic, powder, onion powder, pepper,
and paprika. But he just kind of has them all
in like little piles on the same plate, but didn't
say how much of each. I'm like, dude, what do
you you gotta say how much of each, because even
though I can cook a little bit, I am so
dumb when it comes to being like, this is how

(16:32):
much of I'm supposed to use?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
It's like little kids ages and portions of what I'm
looking at. If you don't have tell me what it is,
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, and then like a third of a cup and
a fourth of a cup. I'm like, I can eyeball that,
but it's got it's not gonna be close. See, I'm
not worried when it's like garlic, because I'm like, there's
never enough guard.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, you just throw the whole thing garlic in that.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
I mean, every time I've ever done a road here's
ten and it says a half cup.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Of onions, I'm like, we're going a full cup, We're.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Going a whole We're cutting the onion. I'm not going
to keep this onion.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, like this onion will sit my fridge until it
goes bad. So this recipe now calls for a whole onion.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Neat more flavor, and yeah, just throw away all the
extra food because it's way too much.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
World's best.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Really, we need to determine, like you can't say so
and so is world famous whatever. Like if you got
your your mom's world famous design, you get your mom's
ass up to the world famous, world's best, and then
we're gonna have ourselves a cookoff and then you get
to like put the like plaque, like the when you
got your bar rescued, Like he puts the plaqu up there,
it's like legitimately the world's best coffee cake.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I want the instead of a plaque.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
I want it to be a trophy of Guy Fieri
holding a plaque that says the.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
World's I want Guy Fieri to get to hosted.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
No, no, no, he's not. He's not part of it. It's
just he's associated at all. He's not, he's just the statue.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I love that. Okay, yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
And we're not gonna pay him for it either.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
We're like this, can we do like Bobby Flay?

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Oh maybe we do Anthony Bourdain because he's dead and
he can't sue us.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
It's his date.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Would what if we mixed him Bobby Flay and Guy
Fieri and just like put like like meshed their faces
together so you can't really tell who it is.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Exactly. But we know because it's got Guy Fieri's hair.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
I'll just saying it's like we would do Fieri's hair,
but its legs and then torso and face of Boordaine.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, even really know we do it.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Here's what it is. It's uh, it's Guy's hair podcast
and then like two face and one side is Guy
or is Bobby Flay.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
The other side three face Boordines.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Like a Neapolitan face.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
No, I don't want Guy's face, just.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Different parts of Yeah, the.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Hair and then the shirt of Guy Fieri. It's gonna
be the greatest trophy.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Awesome trophy. Move over, Stanley Cup. The other idea I
had was not to get political tag team presidents. Though
tag team presidents hear me out, we like two presidents
every time, and then like one from each side. So
then you can't be like, well, fucking sever said so
and so got in. There was this Democrats gone and

(19:06):
there was just Republicans.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Got it.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
You're like, no, there's one of each shut up, tag
team tag teammate you it both white white house is
big enough.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
I mean, you just split it up. It would force
them to start working together.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
And also just thinking of like presidential bunk beds would
be hilarious.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Come on, come on, that would be I'm just picturing
like and Milania and Trump and then Biden and Joe
and Jill having to have bunk beds, like just like
dual President's done Kamala and her husband.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
It's like a who figured out.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Like Trump being a dick, and like he's get oh no, no,
he's insisting on the bottom just because he knows it's
hard for Joe to crawl up to the top.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
You know what, at the bottom you can have it,
sleepy Joe Blake.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
And then he just bitches the whole time because he's
too tall and he doesn't fit in the bottom bunk
and he needs the top.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Tag team president and this would be wild. And then
like having like State of the Union they both have
to give one at the same.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Time, just kind of like a dueling piano bar.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
But yes, that's kind of That's probably where I got
the idea somehow in the back of my brain.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I was like, still on dueling piano.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Bars, they alternate lines yeah or like yeah, they just
got kind of riff.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
We're gonna bring free healthcare. No we're not. But it's
like shouldn't it be a collaborative.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Ever, everybody's like if both sides could just work together,
like Tag Team presidents, both sides literally have to work together.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
If you want anything to get done. You can only
elect moderates.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
And you can bitch about the other guy.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
But if your guy or girl isn't doing it, then
it's like that's on you.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
You didn't vote right there.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Or it's like the politician wins and then the other
one that goes in is just the most famous podcaster
from the other side. I think that would be good
if it's like we elect one guy and then the
other person that becomes president is not a politician, so
it's like we have one guy here.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
That's not a freeway.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Tag team you can have like triple presidents.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Oh now you're getting crazy. Is crazy, because then two
can gang up on one.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
That's true. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
See, that's the That's why I thought Tag Team was great.
And it's like, yo, you figure it out. You're the
war guy, get go go all right, Hey, you're the
you're the economy guy.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Figured out?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Tap They actually every time they can't decide, they have
a literal pissing contest. So you can go the farthest,
but they're all old guys. So that's when government shuts down,
is when neither one of them can take a piss
because their prostate is inflamed.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
And also there's just like a wheel you spin it
like who gets what?

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Like all right, I mean the government being run by
a wheel, a chance wheel is Actually I'm kind of
for that.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Who's in charge of foreign policy today?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Do you? All right? Republican? You go take care of it?
Oh you one today?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
All right, I'm going three days in a row. He's
in charge of fucking foreign policy? Okay, shit, dude, my
turn down the Dems get it for a day. I
just think that'd be wild, bro Tag team presidents.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Fuck, I don't want to meet with the leader of China,
all right, spind the fucking.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Wheel, Bennett, you gotta do it. Nope, that's on you.
That's on you.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Tag.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
And then like you're meeting with the foreign presidents whatever,
say it's not going well, Say you leverage a bunch
of tariffs on on Canada and they're pretty piste off
about it. Like, Tag, you're in and you just put
that guy in and just dual presidents every.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Time a reporter asked a question you don't want to answer.
You just tagging the other guy. Yeah, I'm telling you
this is actually a pretty good idea. It would force cooperation.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
And everybody like you just do the primaries and whoever
you vote the primary wins, both of them go.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
I'm not I'm not mad at this this scenario.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
But my my biggest requirement is I would like the wheel.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
The wheel would be a big ask.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Presidential bunk beds still has to be a thing like
full side like king size bunk beds, but like the
husbands and wives have to also stay there too, so
it's just four people sleeping, and like the president presidential.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Two guys are in one the two wives are in
the other bunk. I think it also, I mean side
by side beds would.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Also be good. That would be funny.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Just stare think about it, guys, tag team presidents. I
might have saved the world.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Like if we had a sitcom where it was Obama
and George Bush and they're wifeus sleeping side by side
like every night, like not Laura, not Barry, not Michelle. Yeah, hey, Nerd,
turn off the line. I know you're reading, but I'm
trying to go to sleep.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Get under them covers, then read under them damn covers.
Shit listening to your fucking music.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
You didn't sound like you did a good job last night.
No wonder Michelle's pissed today.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
So Tag Team Presidents. That was last Eddy. I had
what you guys have.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
I I decided I'm getting healthy, And by that, I
mean I've just started buying salads at Okay grocery store
but then dousing them in Asian dressing. But I've eaten
like five salads this week.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
I mean I would imagine that Asian dressing being the
worst thing on It's probably better than a lot of
other things.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yeah, I mean it's funny, like the bag of uh
salad you know, just went over there? Those next ones, Yeah,
and uh it's like sixty col he's per serving. I
think there's like two of them in a bag, and
then the dressing says like eighty calories per like teaspoon
or whatever fuck it is, And I'm.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Like, yeah, I'm not using teeth.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
I'm like, it's usually getting a big swirl on top
and a mix, but it needs more than it gets
a whole another one. There's probably like four to one
ratio at least it's probably more like six to one
ratio of salad dressing calories to the actual salad calories.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
That should be a rule where like you have to
put the like nutrition facts, like if it's a salad
bag that you're gonna be able to have like four
servings in, just be like, dude, this is how much
is in a total thing?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
You do the fucking math, Like not a lot of
them do.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
This many grams, but it's like, no, what's the whole
fucking container?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Brow, Yeah, because that's what it is. The bag is open.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
I'm I'm not eating three pringles, Okay, So when you
can put the nutritional facts like that, like don't put
how much in the fucking can?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
That's what I'm eating.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
None of this is going on a plate. By the way,
the salad is being dumped into a mixing bowl. Yeah,
and then that and then whatever protein I cook up
all just gets thrown in and I eat it just
right out that Like I think last night it was
actually out of a I think it actually is like
a mixing bowl for a what do you call it,
the automatic mixersh Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was. It
was just a big stainless steel bowl. That I was

(25:13):
hammering food and half drunk. That works though, but yeah,
so I've convinced myself that I was like, that's I'm
getting healthy. Yeah, I'm just dumping marinated meat on top
of it. But it's still a salad.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
No cheese.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Healthiness there.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Sucks, but yeah, probably healthier. I'm just I have a
block of cheese. I've just been too lazy to grade
it over the top at the end. Dude, that's what
you got to do. You buy the block.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
It's cheaper that way, nice aged white every time.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
And then yeah, and then if you want it the
next day, you're like, well, my cheese grater is still
in the dishwasher that has not been ran.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Shit, I'm buying another cheese grader and I have seven
cheese graders.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Because that's really what I need. I need a second
cheese grader and more mixing bowls. I'm running out of both.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
As one bowl and it's fine, it works fine. You
use so much dishes, dude, No, it's one ball.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, but like you gotta do dishes every time.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
My dishwasher is literally just packed with bowls right now.
There's like nine things in there and it's full.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
See. But I need. Why don't need so many balls?
I could hand wash it.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Nope, yeah, I actually do hand wash it, and then
it goes in there because I'm like, I don't trust
that I hand washed it.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I only hand wash it if I need it right then.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
I have scrubbed everything with this sink brush that I
have might not be clean now.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Dude, it's fine. I'm sure. I think I've only ever
used the dish washer once I handwashed. That's wild. I
hand washed everything.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
I mean I can dishwash. I'm just usually too late.
Like when I cook something, I'm like, all right, the
cutting board has all the juices on it, and then
I ate off of this, and then there's the pan
in this. I'm like, I'm not hand washing all of
this ship You're going in there for three days.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
I still rinse it off though, yeah it's rinsed. But
the dishwasher is like the dryer to me too, where
I'm just like, I'm not gonna get that right now,
and then you just run out of all of your
other stuff, like, don't let the dishwasher.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
You realize you need something, You're like, oh, did I
do the dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
It's locked. That means it was done. Yes, yeah, stuff inside.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Of there is there water on this stuff? Okay, got it.
Does it smell clean? Okay?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
It does suck though when you take it out and
like everything's clean except for one bowl, You're like, there's
still egg residue on here.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Goddamn it, dishwashers. I'll watch it all back again at
that point, No, just that bowl. Yeah, yeah, this.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
I must have fucking really fucked up some eggs one
day because I had to wash the bowl three times
before it was clean.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
That's bad. I think you can also change the dishwasher
filter too. Sometimes they have filters, have filters, see all.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
It just seems too complicated, but filters. It doesn't wash
probably every single time.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
You put in your cabinets, like you have so much space.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I bet my dishes.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
You have like four dishes, like your three plates, your
two bowls.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I don't many cabinets I have there one for I
have two cabinets, you know with uh both cabinets have
two doors. I guess it's like four sections. That's all
I have. So not that I have to at that
much space. Mine is like sixty percent pine classes. I
have a lot of I have a lot of pine glasses.
I don't use any of them.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
I use like the other cups on this side, and
then the side with the pine glasses, like well, because
I have six at least that are in my fridge
or freezer at all times.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I have that with.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Coffee cups, and I'm like, these are the ones. I like, Oh,
that's actually out of the same three, and then I
have twelve other ones that just sit there.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
That's that's on my shopping list for when I leave
here as coffee cups, because I have one and I
just ran out of the sleeve of disposables.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Oh I did.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
I have so many disposal ones. That's what I use
for work in the morning.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I mean, I'm gonna I'm gonna go buy like sixty
of them.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, that's that's the way to do that, which I
should have done when I bought the poll I have
some coffee cups. Taking you have, I gotta walk across
the street. See this is why I use the dishwatcher, because.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
I'm too lazy to do anything else, and I feel
that I drive to my fucking laundry facility in my
apartment complex because the only one that works is on
the far side of it.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
It's a it's literally like a forty five second walk.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
I'm like, I'm not walking across the complex holding a
laundry basket, bulky.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
This is buy.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
I bought a duck decoy bag, like a giant ass
bag that you could just throw on your back and
had straps on it.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
And that's what I would do.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
And I had to wash my laundry, like we didn't
have our own dryer and washer and everything.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's like, what are you carrying that on this big bag?

Speaker 4 (29:31):
So, uh, dude, don't smell it.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
I also like never ever washed anything with like colors.
I don't separate colors.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I'm not No, you just washed it on cold.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I'm not you know, I don't segregate.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
But do you separate things that aren't closed? Like if
you had towels, well, you probably don't use towels. You
probably use like paper towels.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
I use towels. Yeah, towels, dude. I washed these fucking
microfiber towels all the time.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Okay, but do you wash them with your clothes or
do you separate those out? No, it's with the clothes
and then it's just stuck to a shirt at the.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Air those are with big towels. I will do the towels.
And if it's like bed sheets and the stuff I
watched them.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I won't separate colors, but I will like separate like clothes.
I don't have time.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
I will when I had one in my where I lived. Yeah,
I would do a load of towels by itself. Now,
just like fuck, I really need I'm out of cleaning
towels and I've used this one for two days already.
I need to throw in a towel just with you know,
it gets thrown in with the rest of my shit. Yeah,
because it's always at the point where I have to
do laundry and I need a towel. I can't wash

(30:28):
all of my towels. Then nothing will get dry with
my clothes. Yeah, not doing multiple loads, one towel goes in.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
I'm sure this is like a riveting conversation. Well, why
don't you why don't you like have a designated laundry day.
I just do laundry when I need it, because then
something's going on, and it's always Sunday, and then there's
football and if the Giants aren't.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Doing well, I'm in a bad mood.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I don't want to do it, and if it was
a stressful game, I just want to relax, not do work.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
It does tend to be Thursday mornings because I don't
have to go into work till three. It's not getting
done on the weekend. That's football.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, football from on the weekend. And then I finished
it six weekends later.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Actually, it is kind of nice not having it in
the unit, because I mean, clothes would just which is set.
They just stay in the dryer until the dryer is
empty of clothes and then I do a new load.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
I've been getting clothes out of the dryer for two
weeks now.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
It is nice when you can just turn it off
for five minutes it's warm.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yes, some morning I wrinkled, I gotta throw it back
in and I gave up on wrinkles. Some mornings like
or somebody's gonna do it, and like my clothes will
be on top of the dryer because my wife had
to use the wash or dryer. Okay, yeah, not fair.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
I think the like the first load of laundry I
did when I moved in there, it all made it
into the dresser.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Not yeah, it's like mistakes in the basket. One of
my biggest pet pees uh is when Sam will do that, well,
she'll put her clothes on the dryer, they're already done,
so I'll just grab them and put them on her
side of the beds.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I'm like, now you have to deal with it. I
had to do.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
You either had to deal with it or they're like
they're gonna go like a pile on the floor, but
then they're dirty, and I under's not gonna like that.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
When I had roommates in college, that was like the
best way. Like that was when I was at my
best with laundry. Whereas I don't want to be a
burden on anybody else. It's like with my wife, I'm like,
you signed up for life with this, so like you
can move the stuff on top and I'll just I'll
take care of it late this.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
One here, lady, it's your job anyway, all right.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I didn't ask you to do this.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
If we do our own laundry, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
My clothes are getting dirty. When you're gonna do something
about that.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Dies are a little dirty too, might as well make
a day of it. These kids, they're not gonna feed themselves.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Daddy's gotta go get drunk.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
At a bar Robert would you have for the pre
coup segment? Uh? Not much? Are Christmas tree is up?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Is that too early?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
What is it now? Dude? I used to care.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
I don't care anymore. I don't care anymore.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
I mean I thought, y'all have a cool c I
think this counts as the holiday sea once you get
to November. I think it's fine.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, we put it up this past Sunday, so yeah,
this is close enough to create.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Have like one turkey decoration on there.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Around Thanksgiving is fine. It's like, it's wild when people go,
like you go to houses for Halloween and stuff and
you see a Christmas.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Tree, Like, what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 4 (33:06):
That's early?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
You're rolling Christmas five months out of the year.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I know someone whose tree was up before the end
of October. It's wild.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
You gotta let the devil have the season two or
you do the year round tree like I tried to
convince you to do.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah. I tried.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, it wasn't really my decision.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Well, no fun em that's what we call it.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
You know. There's a lot of battles that I'm gonna
try and fight, and that's.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Not gonna be one. It's probably it's not the one.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I'm gonna fight that hard on. It was a great idea, though,
I think.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Your daughters would love it. A trying to decorate the
tree for Arbor Day? What do you do? Nothing?

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I bought. I bought a Christmas tree again. This is
the first time we bought one since Just get there.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
You get a real one.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Get the fake tree.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
And guess what if you don't have storage for it,
throw it in my place for.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
That I have.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
I have a mother that will let a story at
her house, so I'm always like, can I pick her
the Christmas tree? And last year one the things on
the stand broke and I was like, fuck it, dude,
let's just toss this.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I think we kept our family won like six years
longer than we should have.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
We bought.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
We lived all and off since twenty since twenty thirteen
when we moved in, and it's like, this is the
first new one we've had, Like our little baby one
lasted for a long time, about seven footer. It's just
still sitting in a box. It's a futures this deal.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
You got a step stool to get up there to
put the stars I do.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Here you go.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
We don't use stars. We don't believe in stars. Because
the Dallas Cowboys where I have a snowflake that goes
on top.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
You should do put it up before Thanksgiving. Put a
little corner copy up there.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
You got the uh Robert has the Bob's Burgers.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, we have a kuchakopy. Could you coopy the melted one? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Break? I love Robert's Robert Sam's Christmas tree rocks. Because
Sam doesn't really use ornaments. She just uses like stuff. Yeah,
you have these bows and stuff last year, didn't she.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Now do you guys decorate the backside or do you
just overload the front side that people can see. I'm
all about screw the backside. Nobody's gonna see it anyway.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah. I like this space.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
I have like one hundred and forty New York Giants ornaments.
I guess a kid, I would always like my mom
would let us pick an ornament every year, and I
always picked a Giants one, and so it was just
like since I was like eight, I've had a different
one every year and my mom's he here, you take these,
I don't want them.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Get the shit out of my house. You've got your
own place now in the family.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
So now I'm just like, well this was like this.
They can go right next to each other, all of
them can't. And my wife said, why don't we put
not all of them on as we have to?

Speaker 4 (35:36):
I mean, you don't leave the backside bear, you know,
the tins one. Everything still goes around and show your
backside's all just so like two ornaments back there, always
going to see this. I'm not reaching behind the tree
to get this done.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I don't know how exciting these conversations are been, but
it makes sense exciting for me. Yeah, I think we're
having fun. I'm having a good time. But Robert's Christmas
tree rocks. Sam always does really creative stuff where I
would have never ever thought of that.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Same, Her brain works in really cool ways that mine
never will. Yeah, she's got the cool creative brain. We
have dumb creative Yeah. Oh what about tag team presidents?
And She's like, here's a cool festive way to dress
a tree. Well, we had two brotherdents, so let's me, sir,

(36:21):
what if they had bunk beds. That's why Sam's more
successful than us. Probably fair, let's move on to the
Comeback Kids there, but we will tell you what's back
in the news according to us, and this week's Comeback
Kids segment, it's again sponsored by the Past the Gravy

(36:42):
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Speaker 1 (36:55):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
We got two of our Christmas sweaters available, and we
live in Texas, so we also know that sometimes it's
a little warm. You can get Christmas sweater shirts. They're
just the same patterns and all that. If you're a
fan of our It's April Full Somewhere shirts, well, we
have the exact same thing, but it says it's the
Holidays somewhere and it's the Grim Reaper with a Santa
hat and his little parrot on his shoulder has a

(37:17):
Santa hat as well. We've also got some Past the
Gravy Logo joggers as well. We have the new Past
the Gravy polos. They're super comfortable. We've got the pass
Gavy Logo flags, all kinds of awesome hats, the Wolfpack shirt,
the regular logo shirts, and all kinds of other things.
And Robert sent me the final touches on what will

(37:37):
be our twelfth annual Christmas Spectacular shirt. Those will be available.
You wanna put them up this week? Yeah, we can
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Speaker 1 (37:52):
Did you see it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I met when you texted me today, Robert ask if
I was here. I was like, yeah, that looks dope,
and I just never said yeah, that looks to up.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
So Robert, I was probably just like fucking.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Hell, I think that like three times yesterday until responding
to texts, oh I love it.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah, so it since red Cactus Cove. It's a cactus
with Christmas lights and I Santa had on it and
a little skull boil. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. But yeah,
if you want to remember, we don't.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
We're not gonna have them there. We don't print the
shirts and bring him to it. We've lost money several times.
Doing that. So this is a uh, you know, we
print when you order them, and if you order them now,
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it says trothan you'll pass the Gravy Christmas Spooctacular. You're
gonna love it. I like, I like it's a cool like. Uh,
I wear the old ones that we have a couple of.

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Speaker 1 (39:41):
Come Back Kid of the Week, bitch.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Our first comeback kid this week is guns. Hell yeah, brother,
I went to some land on Saturday this week and shotguns.
My brother was in town, came in from California and
he was like, I want to do some Texas shit.
And he also had a friend from Scotland that was
visiting and he wanted to.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Do some American shit. So we shot guns.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
And I don't know a lot of guns or anything,
but some of our friends own quite a few guns
and we got to shoot some real cool pew pews.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
He shot some tanner right. That's so far as American
as fuck. Dude, watching shit blow up is just it's
therapy for men.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
And like, yeah, I didn't even shoot that much, Like
I always feel weird, like if I don't show up
with straps and shit like that, and it's like, dude,
that's a fucking sick gun. I don't I don't want
to waste amma on that. I'm not gonna hit anything.
And I shot a couple of times, but it's just
cool to watch. Well, I was a lot, that was
a lot, that was a lot of bullets, and just
seeing bullets flying out of a gun, that's sick. Shoot

(40:43):
shooting Tanner right, just that's good old fashioned fun.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
It's I mean, I've never shot been the one to
shoot it cause my aim sucks. Yeah, but watching it
gets shot is fun. I remember we had a buddy
that blew up a car one time with it.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Yeah, we did on Joffrey from Yeah Host from our
Host of the pod.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
That was one of the coolest videos I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Stan Right, just blowing up over and over and over.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
We said it really far away and then everybody kind
of started moving closer because we were all missing, and
then eventually somebody hit.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I was like, yeah, let's go. Yeah, my hands.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Aren't that steady to hit something in the distance. Yeah,
And it's not good to stand close to Tanner, right,
It's not good at all.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
And then one of my friends brought it was like
a little cube and so he would just like you
would shoot at the cube and if you shot the cube,
the cube just like like kick the cube down. Awesome,
And it would just kick the cube around. It was
just like pop boom, pop boom. I was like, that's
a cool that's a cool idea.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
I was like, just setting up cans on a fence, Yeah,
I think those are easy enough to hit.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
So I did.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
As a cab when we go up to that land,
it was just like with a BB gun.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Now.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
I mean I don't have a BB gun or anything
like that anymore, but that was cool.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
My shoot guns.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
It's literally like the scene from Superbad where he's like
woods it like to have a guy's like it's like
having two cocks. One of them could kill somebody. That's
what I felt like when I was holding the gun
and I was like.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
I have thought like three times in the last week.
I was like, I should get a gun, just have it. Yeah,
I'll never it'll it'll probably get rusted before it gets used.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Just get like an old rusted gun already so you
don't feel bad about having it.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Don't break in here. I've got a gun. They don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
It's a Civil War musket.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Hold on, let me load it. You gotta get like
the gunpowder. You gotta plug it. You better hope I
don't miss his first shot. You're following. You are so
fucked you're gonna die. They're not gonna be able to
get this out of you. Yeah, but guns are back. Guns, rock, dude, guns,
rock Shador. Sanders is also back. Yeah, he's back. So

(42:43):
he got his NFL debut, and he is he the
first player to ever make his NFL debut and also
get robbed in the same day.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Probably not.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Thieves broke into his house during his uh during the
day of his game and stole over two hundred thousand
dollars worth of stuff. But he made his NFL debut.
He had forty seven yards, he threw an interception, he
had a fumble, he had an intentional grounding, and a
passer rating of thirteen point five no touchdowns.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Yeah, but look, he didn't get any reps with the ones. Dude,
they were intentionally sabotage.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
With standers.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Like stands and as somebody that stand bad players, I
understand it, like stand your ground, I get it. The
arguments are just wild because then you could you threw
the racism part in the s do standers thing too?
Like the Browns drafted him so they could because they
wanted to make him a poster boy of like wow
not to acts. So they burned a draft pick and
draft a quarterback to make him because he was black,

(43:45):
to make him look bad, even though the other guy
was starting before him was also black. What well they
didn't give any first team reps? Was he the first
string quarterback?

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I loved that one online. People probably the probably get reps.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
With the first sometimes, but probably not a lot. If
you do it all, I think, well, you didn't have
any any first team reps?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Okay, well you.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
See the screenshot with three guys blocking one defender and
one guy coming free. The offensive line is trying to
get him killed. He's the one that sets the protection
and he probably fucked that up.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
He's an NFL quarterback, right, Yeah, he's playing in the NFL,
which is the highest level.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Just start him anyway, like, give him.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
They're starting him this week. He's getting the start on Sunday.
It's gonna be awful, so he's getting first team reps.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
I don't I think joy Standers could be a fine quarterback.
I don't think he's gonna be a superstar quarterback.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
No, he probably be a ten year backup.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
He's got the physical tools. He just needs to stop
drifting and probably not get any playing time so that
he can keep getting jobs as backups.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
I think he's I think he's better than people make
him out to be.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
I just, oh, I'm right glad to Jackson draft him.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
He's a fifth round rookie that has flaws in his game.
Give him a year or two to develop, and yeah
he might be something. Okay, but you can't expect him
to be a superstar just because you know who he
is and know whose dad is.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
All last year was s dors Sanders or cam Ward
as the number one quarterback going in the and then
like people like maybe Jackson Dart can go in.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
The first round.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Thank fucking god, dude, Like all right, Brian Dabill, I said,
get the fuck out of there, But thank god, thank god, dude,
say which wanted about the Giants and putting them their
team in bad spots, but they got tack to Dart
So I got a I got a superhero as a quarterback,
and not sure which is really I'm just thankful that
that wasn't what I had to watch, like Jamis wanted

(45:24):
to was so much more.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Fun than him.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
That's a crazy was so much more fun, Jams. If
Jamis is on that team, they've probably got like at
least five wins right now, maybe six maybe, Like they
just need a competent person at quarterback and their defense
is so good.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
You had and still was struggling. But he's super old.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Yeah, and the only reason he was he's been semi
good with the Bengals is because he's got two absolute
stud receivers.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
The Shaduur argument is wild that like you're accusing a
team because remember the Ravens wanted to draft him, but
he said he didn't want to be a backup for Lamar.
He wanted to get playing times. They're like, okay, cool,
we're not gonna draft you. You drafted the Browns and
you're getting the playing time. But it's like the teams
like a team doesn't just draft you to sabotage you,
which is a weird narrative. They were getting Yeah, but

(46:11):
uh so Shdue Sanders is back.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I want him to be good. I like it'd be cool.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
He's a fun dude if like his attitude and just
all personality is cool. If he's good, it's just sucks
when he's.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Bad, it's fun to make fun of him.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
It was like the Tim Tebow stuff like that was
crazy when he was on that insanity run and then
like he wasn't playing chill out and Tim t was
still a good dude. Like not saying she is not
a good dude, but like Tim Teo was just like
like Russe Wilson, Russell Wilson, the god stuff is really cool,
like the mister Mister Unlimited all that stuff is like

(46:42):
that works, and then when you suck dick at playing quarterback,
it's like, dude, shut shut, just shut the fuck up,
just shut the fuck up.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
It's just I mean, people like Tim because he was humble,
people don't like Sher because he's not. It's pretty much
that simple. You came in thinking you were gonna be
a top three overall pick. Everyone got inflated because you
dad talked you up so much. A lot of us
spot into it.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
You were a dick and a lot of the meetings
that made a lot of teams not love you as
much as you thought they would because you weren't. You
acted like it was a recruiting thing instead of oh
hey they drafted this way.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
He tried to do what his dad did in the
NFL meetings. There was a story where like there.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Was the Giants, the giants who were saying, hey, we're
thinking about He's like, where are you drafting and they
said tenth.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
And he's like, I'm not going to be there. And
he had the same thing going on. He did not
His dad was one of the greatest athletes to ever
walked this earth.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Still is to this day. He's missing like fourteen no toes.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
But yeah, she was back also back camp Scataboo. I
mean his leg was facing the wrong way, but he
was at WWE on on my I mean.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
I don't think it's still facing the wrong way.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
It was, it's fixed, but he's before we were watched
we watched the we had some we had beers with
the boys and watched football because our team's played, even
the Pats team won, but my team's only won two games,
so really you should have beat me like that thought,
big deal.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Well you guys threw Jamis at us. Yeah we should
have been. You had to fire table. I was excited
to get to play fucking Russell Wilson and win a
billion to nothing. And then you guys just go, oh, no,
we're gonna start. We're gonna play our competent quarterback. Now
that's not.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Cool with our practice squad receivers and defense.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Like you should have put in a call and be like, hey,
my buddy needs this win right now. Can you just
please let him have it.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
I also need to win.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
I just you didn't.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
You don't need to win my mental health.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
You guys can be mathematically eliminated this week. Yeah, we
will be, which is strangage. But it's only because the
NFC is stronger than the AFC.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
You're like, how have the Titan's not been eliminated?

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, but like before the game, Camp's Kataboo's on the
like like Robert, he's got the little scooter. We're like
you a foot injury, and he just scoot around a
little pat on it. He just looked like a badass.
And the scooter with his grill. He was hanging out
Hasbla right before that.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Which seemed dangerous because I feel like he's the kind
of guy that would punch him in the ankle as
a joke, being like, you can't do anything better, damn anything.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Cam would just run through him. I feel like, and
they like, Caim, you shouldn't be running.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
I don't care, Like, look at you can't hit that guy.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
He's like, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
But has Well probably looks at Cam like the same
way Cam looks at has Been like, oh he's got rocks,
fucking rocks. Look at this white boy. Uh, but Cam'scadwery
then was at WW on Monday Night with Abdual Carter
and I think Andrew Schultz the comedian and fought ray
Masteria's son or pushed ray Masterio's son, and then the

(49:30):
people on es people are like.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Should I be doing this? I'm in there. If you're
Giants fan, like where are your throws? It? Well, I
think he's after this season, so.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Oh no, he's gonna miss today's game, like would yeah,
probably bet he's gonna miss the next game too.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
That was my thoughts.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
He's in a fucking boot like you can do a
lot in a boot.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
I was a pussy about it. Also, dude, don't chance it.
I love you so much, please don't re injure it.
I want to see you play next year.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
I it was if it was elite neighbors or like
another player, I'd be like whoa, whoa, whoa Hey, Actually no,
I wouldn't because I dual Carter. I didn't give fuck
get suspended for a series because he had missed a
meeting and shit and fucking raw.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Dude, who cares if.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
You get an opportunity to get raw and then like
you want to do a thing, do the thing, bro,
you know, Like.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Immediately the team called him and was like, dude, come on,
don't scare us.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
I was reading something where it was like John seen
his last something there, maybe his last Monday Night Raw
or whatever. I didn't see shit about John seen his
last Monday Night Raw. I saw camp Scataboo Kamskataboo is
bigger than John Cena.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
But also like, as the team, you have to be
scared because you're like Cam, we don't want you putting
yourself in those situations because even though it's a bit
and it's set up it's cam' skataboo somebody, He's gonna
seek it. Three he's contact around himself. He's gonna launch
his body into it. Yeah, like they can't help himself.
He can't have him in the rural.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Amazing.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
He's actually punching people. He's actually punching people. They'll be
running at people to.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
See him do like a wrestling match one day, and
he doesn't throw any punches. He just runs over people
like that's all he has is lowering his shoulder and trucking.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Pad Like, what did you think he was gonna do?
He only knows one mode.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Dudes are throwing punches and as their hand is in
the air, he just ducks low and runs into him.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I just love him so much. I do too. I
just love him so much.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
He's fun, like the feeling I have for like when
I first saw my children, like when I got to
see Camps Scatowey and Camps Gadwin. I get this, this
is mine, this is You're like Jackson Dart and Camskataboo.
Not the same as my daughters, but like close well
because they are children and I get you, guys for

(51:27):
so long they do have like little kids. They do,
and they just made me so happy like a little kid.
It's gotta be so awesome having a guy that you're like,
he's so much fun. Andy's on my team.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
This is mine, Like, this is mine.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
I wish Campskataboo was on my team. Guy's so fun.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
He's fun, dude. Yeah, Camps Gattiby's back. He rocks, and
the WWE is now selling camp Skataboo merch which is cool.
Also on another ww you know, get the fuck.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Off of ESPN.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
I'm so sick and tired of the interviewing debuty, Like, well,
you got the wrestle Slam tonight or coming up this week,
and let's talk to a Lexa Blism, Like, I know,
no cover WNBA over this.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
It's a real sport. It's a real sport athletes, it's
not sports though.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Yes, they are athletes, and they are very good athletes,
and they're very strong, and they're very powerful.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
I don't care about your play.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Everything they do is predetermined. Yes, you know who's going
to win when you're walking out there.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Oh so, did you do anything to preparate or to
prepare for your uh your war games ret match against
uh Sister Sleigh or whatever the fuck.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
It worked out eight hours a day and I took it.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah, you know, she's got a lot of talking and
she's doing. She's got a lot of talker she's doing.
We'll see how that goes. UFC.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
You don't even have to like UFC, but you're like,
they're gonna fist fight each other. I can understand them
talking about, hey, when that guy punches you, what are
you gonna do? Probably punch back. Okay, it's weird. And
then like they do a thirty minute segment on Sports
Center like this isn't why I watched Sports Center.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Like I was just downtown yesterday and you guys, I
saw a preview of you talking shit and saying that
you hated each other's mothers and you're gonna kill each
Then I show you guys out to dinner together.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah, although shout out, shout out, I'm not shitting on
wrestling fans.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
It's your thing. It's your thing.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
I watched Big Brother for a lot. I just yeah,
just don't don't trick me. Sports Center and being like, hey,
we're gonna cover we're gonna see what's going on with
so and so, and if if James Franklin. If Virginia
Tech is gonna work out, I'm like, okay, tight, but
first we're gonna have fifteen minutes with a wrestler.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
It's not the Rock or you could just give me highlights.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah, just run through it, run through it. Not everything
needs to be a talk. Just go back to the
old sports Cider.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
But like, we are pretty popular in wrestling because past
three Flags go there a lot, So shout out to
all of our wrestling fans. I'm not shitting on you.
I'm just saying sometimes Sports Center does program me that
I don't like a lot of the time, and that's
really that's most of them. This is my show, so
I get to say things like that. Also, come back, kid.
Last one I had is w He was on the
Manning Cast on Monday and I did not know that
he was gonna be on the Many cast and turned

(53:52):
on Monday Night Football and was like Eli and Paid
just chopping it up with deb and Eli was showing
him a weird painting that he had found and it
was just Peyton with like a super giant forehead, and
he looked better than No.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
I think he probably maybe he's a painter. That's like
all he's done since he got out of.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
White Well, I knew that, but Peyton Manning's a whole
interesting Well, you know, I'm Peyton Manning those commercials, and
I know you're into painting too, And I was like, oh,
please ask me about nine to eleven. Ask him about
nine to eleven.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Ask him about nine to eleven.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Did they ask him his thoughts on bunk bets? They
did not, But I would have loved that. All right, George,
do you hear me out? Tag team Presidents? Bunk bed
Would you done bunk beds with Obama?

Speaker 4 (54:32):
I'd love to hang out with Barry.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
That'd be a lot of fun. I do love that.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Whenever I actually got me in Cheney, should have had
should have had bunk bits.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Whenever, like there's in another inauguration or whatever. You always
see like Barack Obama and George Bush just look at
each other and smile.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
They're like their buddies.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Has it good, buddy? Was it Jimmy Carter's funeral where
it's just like George Bush was smiling at.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
But it's all good to see pal.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
He's just he's just such a good times guy.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Maybe like maybe a war criminal maybe just a bit
politics aside, fun dude to like talk.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
About, Like, you would love to have beers with that
guy around a campfire.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Same with Obama. Seems like a really chill dude to
hang with.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Can you imagine either one of them just hanging out Clinton? Also,
unless you're a woman, real chill dude to hang with, dude,
maybe just an intern.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
I could picture myself crushing beers in a garage with
all three of those guys.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Yeah, that'd be a sick podcast. Don't do it, that'd
be we never stand a chance.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
I mean what, I couldn't really even do it with
Trump just because one he doesn't drink and two he
would just pick I can drink more than all of you.
Big dude, I can see that's a non alcoholic beer
you're drinking.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
No it's not, I said, I said more beer, Not
what kind?

Speaker 4 (55:46):
If I drink? I drink so much better than you.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Quiet Piggy tell me, But de Wie's back. Like just
seeing seeing George Bush and the wild is always fun,
regardless of your thoughts that I'm in pouls just like
and again like Trump in the wild, it's I think
one day we're gonna appreciate that home alone seeing more.

(56:08):
Right now, I understand it's a little bit people are
on edge and shit. But like one day, unless he
stays tag team President, which I don't think would happen,
but like one day, I think maybe the TV networks
let us watch that part. They don't cut that part out,
Like that's Donald Trump. I mean, that guy was the president.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
What are the chances he's doing YouTube golf in like
four years?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
No, and he's got other shit he's gonna do it,
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
I think when he's done, it's just golf for him, Like, yeah,
he'll still fucking inject his opinion in.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
The show like YouTube golf, but he'll be doing like where.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Else is he gonna do?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Like can you imagine if he's just gonna start like
a TV network of him hanging out with Bryson playing golf,
that would do ridiculous numbers. Yeah, all right, I don't.
I feel like I've talked politics too much. Really, George
Bush in the wild is really what I was bringing
up here, And it's just it's funny when you found
out George Bush painted the cat.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
That's cool. What a cool thingment? Oh a president does?

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Yeah, that just seems like something he would get in.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Yeah, all right, that was our comeback kids segment. Next
up is the not cool segment, and I hand up
did not add you guys, is not cool. So we're
gonna skip that one this week. We're gonna do y'all's
not cools next week. So we'll do We'll do all
the best ones. Just give us some good ones, all right.
The not cool segment. That's where we event about what's

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Do you think we can sell those? Maybe? I know the.

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Speaker 1 (59:51):
We will see you there.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Not cool Man's col all right, I can go first.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I have a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
One of them was I found out on my way here.
My wife and I slapped cars for me to come
out here, and her breaks are squeaking, so that's gonna
have to be remedied.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
And it's just it's always nice to have an added
expense right before you have to buy Christmas presents.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
You can just hear the money.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
You're just like that sounds like it's gonna cost something.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Looks like we need to cook up a parlor.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Yeah, oh yeah. We bought a printer that one time,
and that was saying she did it, my wife need
a printer and I was like, pat, we got to
put it. Let's put a parlor together. And it hit
and she thought I was the best gambler in the world.
She's like this guy, you really you guys are good
at gambling. I was like, we all, yeah, always always hit.
That just shows how little attention she's paid to you.

(01:00:52):
Talking about sports over hers.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I did pay rent with with the bet.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I bet the most money have bet on a game
because the Giants were winning, and I was like, they
shouldn't be winning this game. So I put all of
the money I had in that account on the Giant
or the Bears plus one and a half and the
Bears one outright, so they need the points. And then
I now don't have to pay rent with my own money.
That's pretty cool. You save money on that immediately. It's

(01:01:21):
like breaks. So these are the only two things that
one parlay and then paying rent. I'm a great gambler.
I'm a great gambler, all right. My other not cool
beside the car is getting really drunk when you have
to put your kid to bed and bathe them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
And I did that Sunday, and I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
It did pop into my head when we were at
the bar, and I was like, Alex is really Oh,
he's gonna go deal with children when we leave here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
But then then you left the bar and you went
to another a different location.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
That I learned about the name of the next day
when I had to check my card and be like, okay,
that's where I spent the money, got it, but trying
to bay the child drunk And I wasn't like a
little bit drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
I was really drunk. It's the blind leading the blinde.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Alight, let's go, come on, come on, let's let's go,
let's just get it. Just all right, let's good, We're good,
let's go, let's get let's bad. Time's over, let's go
to bed. And just it was bad decision. It was
a bad decision.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
In my head, I'm just picturing like the scene from
Billy Madison or the kids sitting on the ground and
he's just hitting them with a hose.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
That's essentially what I should have done.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
But that was on me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Hand up, don't don't do that, Alex, don't do that.
My wife did say be home by bedtime, and I
did show up by bedtime, actually before bad time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
I showed up. So did it all poorly?

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
I mean that'll you start having beers with the boys
and you just forget about your real life responsibilities.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
It's the best thing. I mean, it's in the moment,
it's all it was. Yeah, at the time, it was fun.
It was afterwards I like, I shouldn't have done that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
You were having yourself a time at the bar, you
were he was having a great time. It was I
was laughing about.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
As hard as I've last, going back and forth.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Just screaming at the other Packers fans in the bar.
We were telling Robert beforehand, but Alex's every time he
as he got drunk, like as you hit the drunk level.
The game kept going in the game stayed tight so that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
I was like, we're gonna lose, Like I don't fucking
care that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
You got that little spark in your brain of we
could win this.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
It was twenty to nineteen Giants. The Giants were up,
and I was like, we cant to stop here, anybody's game.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
So Alex started.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
It went from us just playfully not really talking about
the game, to him yelling every time the Giants did
anything at all, the Packers fans that they all are
married to their cousins. Somehow, somehow, Wisconsin became Alabama mine
during this, I was just I was, I was struggling,
and then every time the Packers did anything well and

(01:03:56):
we celebrated, he would just yell at everyone that the
Giants only have two wins and we need to shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
To backup players.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Wow, what win.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
So there was one dude by us who was a
mountain of a man. He was giant, kind of getting annoyed,
but like also ship talking back to Alex and I
couldn't say anything because I'm just dying with laughter in
between the two of them.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
The only I wasn't even mad, like I don't care
when you're bantering back to me, because I was. I
was dishing it too. It's like, I'm cool with that.
It was like when he tried to get you on
his side, I was like, no, fuck you, he's my friend. Hey, hey, hey,
hey hey, he's my friend. Fucking balding.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Fuck shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
This dude had a lush, full head of hair down
to his shoulders. But the top of it, Tom was
it was eight feet tall. What do you mean the
top of it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
He was sitting down. I didn't see it looking up.
I saw it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
I think he's probably a man because I had to
narrow in on something that could be mean to him
about because my team wasn't winning.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
At that point. You kept calling him homeless, like you
look fucking homeless. It was really fucking Jersey from good Will.
Fuck you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
It was really funny the things that guy went from
doing that to be like I gotta bathe my toddler.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
I did take care of business. It was so much fun.
It was besides the game. It was fun.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
We didn't we we didn't know what was going on
in any other game.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
We're watching the Texans game because my brother is they're
watching the Texans. There was yeah, and that guy was that.
My brother's like, I'm like, I'll get in a fight
with you. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
And I was like, are we going towards a fight?
Like I don't think we're getting in a fight. And
I was just like I don't know. That guy would
just punched me on, but I don't feel it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Who went from civil Alex to just loud, obnoxious Alex
pretty quickly, Like the switch just left and it was hilarious,
like I'm crying.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
It was just like banter, like does that oh I
was todd Oh, well, way to go, guys. But it
was just the.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Funniest because it was like it's just drunk where you
you come up with one thing and then you just
keep hammering.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Like yeah, you don't come with two things because you're drunk,
So you come up with that. You guys stick with this.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
I heard two win football teams screamed across the bar
so many times.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
So much that when we threw the pick, the other
goes like, oh yeah, it's two influence.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Shut up. That's my thing, that's my thing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
But hey, well we also did both bet for Jamis
to throw an interception and we got at the very end.
There should have been like four other ones during the game,
but hey, we won. We won money, So that's one
Not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
It's getting drunk and having responsibilities and then still having
to do them drunk because you made bad decisions.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
What do you guys got? I?

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Uh, I have chores when I get home because surrey
second toilet seat has been broken fucking cracked on me
yesterday morning, so I had to go buy another one,
and I didn't install it last night because I just
did not want to deal with it now. Somehow, also,
somehow didn't poop all of last night. That's very rare

(01:06:52):
for me. But I know I'm gonna have to poop later,
So yeah, I gotta fucking deal with unscrewing all that shit,
and then I want I'm doing it. I just have
to be reminded that there's a a day half installed
on my toilet that I still have not fully installed.
But I also bought some new wrenches, so I'm hoping
that will give me the torque to get past the
fucking painted over bullshit that everything is back there. I'm

(01:07:15):
probably gonna end up with fucking leaking water all over
my apartment, likely today.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
But you're a first floor apartment.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Yeah, I mean also more likely than not. I'll try
for one second to turn the water off and then
just give up on it. Yeah, so hey, start the
countdown clock until the next person. I'm sure we'll have
this not cool again. It's six months, six months exactly,
I have to buy a fucking titanium toilet seat.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Well what you got. There's a dead lizard I think,
like at the right by my front door that I
keep forgetting to deal with. So it's just they're probably
gonna end up decomposing like this. It's like a pat
situation for me, which just there because I live on
the top floor, so like my front door is downstairs

(01:08:04):
and I rarely go down that way. I usually go
through the through the back door. I was like expecting it.
I was trying to be an adult, but you left them. Yeah,
we were trying to be polite. So when I when
I go through the front, I I just like seeing
there in the corner. I'm like, oh, yeah, that thing's there.
I gotta deal with that, but not right now, because

(01:08:24):
I like, I'm on my way out, so I'll just
deal there. Busy No, because it's like the ledge thing.
It's not just like a flat body. It's disrespectful.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
It's a I'm surprised it hasn't been eaten by ants.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
I'm surprised. I'm surprised so too, I probably will be.
There was one a couple of weeks ago, like behind
my couch and I never see but but Sam would
see it and it was it was a skeleton. So
I don't know how long it had been there. A while,
but yeah, a while.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
It'd be funny if it was like a dead monitor lizard,
like just like a giant lizend he just leaves that
part out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
It was like a six ft lizard.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
What I thought this was a Halloween decoration of a Skeleton's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Just dead lizards.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Bro it suh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
I'm dealing with that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
And you should have a funeral though, for a should
get a cat. Let's take care of those listens oh yeah,
agree inside the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
House too though. I saw it there and I thought
it was a live one, so I started like recording it.
I'm like, let's find out if it's a live or
dead and like I touched it and like it didn't move. Oh,
it's dead. It's dead.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Maybe he's just sleeping, definitely. Maybe he's drunk and passed out.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
That guy forgot to fucking bathe his children.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
You should call Frankiocho that guy. That was a way
to get get rid of some stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Spiders.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Real shame if this body went somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Oh no, the body disappeared. Whatever could have happened.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
To own a waste management company, I could make these disappear.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Don't worry.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
He'll never be found, never be found at all, unless he's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
At the bottom of the sea. That's good. Not cool,
but not cool. Bobby back Door could not cool, Bobby
the back door boy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
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No, So yeah, we're gonna somebody's child was in the
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What to presidents? You would want to see in bunk bets?

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I want fucking taft on the top bunk so bad. Yeah,
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through and squishes him.

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That'd be wild, That'd be wild.

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Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Our first question this week is from Alison K.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
And Allison says, could you turn a desert into a
forest by planting a bunch of cacti? So if you
just had only cactuses, it would be.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
It would be cool. Would not be a forest because
cacti are not trees.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
I think you have to have a canopy be considered
a forest.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Yeah, you need the foliage and like, yeah, there's little
flowers on some, but that doesn't count. Cactuses are succulents.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
If they were really.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Tall, cactuses like created shadows.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
I mean, I don't think most cactuses will get that big.
Would to get like twelve feet at the most something
something like that. Maybe that takes a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Not a cactus expert.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Would it be a suckist then, since there's succulents.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Be a sucubist, which is actually if you had a
bus made out of a cactus, it would also be
a sucuist. A succulent bus is a succubist.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
If you were attracted to cactuses, would that be a suckubust? Yeah, yeah,
could be. What if you got it like a Christmas cactus.
You just put it like a big cactus in the
corner of your house and put ornaments over that and
don't touch it. And then like if you get a pinch,
you could like cut off part of it and like

(01:13:59):
scoop it out and make some fucking cactus margarita's. That'd
be dope.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
You could do that. Yeah, they're great. People eat cactus.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
The holiday traditional started this year.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
I want one. Now.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
You could turn a desert into a forest, though, if
you just plant enough ship just not cactus.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
No, because it won't grow in there. That's why it's
the fucking desert because here and there there's no water.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
You could probably like figure out, like if if you
spend a lot of money, you could probably like put
like an agriculture system and like you put like how
to make water.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
That yeah, a lot of money that you can spend
just a lot of time trees in the desert.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
But you cannot turn a desert into a forest by
planting cacti.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
I want to see it though, cactire two spars I
want to ship to the forests is what they would
just call it. Like, why has no one in Arizona
made a fucking h amaze out of cactus.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Cactus mas. They probably have.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
Because like you can't even like if you're in a
pinch and a regular like maze or corn maze, you
can just run through it and one direction until you
get to the edge. You can't do that with cactus.
You'll get stuck the fuck up, Yeah you will.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Bad news.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
That would be a cactus maze would be really cool that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
I like that a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
It's better than just like corn maze.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
We should we should all some investors out in Arizona
and get this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
That's a verbal trademark. By the way, if it's not
been done already, all right, it's our idea. Next question
we've got is from Zach Store. Zach says, how big
was the first meatball ever made? Did that one person
make a bunch of them or was it the first one?
Just a big ball of meat?

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Question?

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
Does it have to be in a ball for it
to be a meatball?

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
I think it has, tod it's literally the name. Okay,
I was gonna say, because meat loaf is basically a giant,
he has to be a ball of meat.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
It's just you know, it's a flattened out ball.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
I'd like to think that the first meatball ever made
was just somebody that had all the beef and was
just like, yo, look there's big ball. I mean, we
can all just eat out of that. And then everybody
just kind of picked at it. And then when they
had more people that wanted and they were like, we
could just make him smaller.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
I think it was probably like a bunch of dudes
in the kitchen messing around. One dude rips off a
chunk of meat like balls it up to throw at
his buddy, and they're having a meat war, and then
eventually one of them just fell into the fucking pot.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
And then they went to making like, oh look at this.
Put some mari and air on this bad boy. This
is good stuff. And then that's how they found in Italy.
That is like they the.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
First Italian went oh, and then they were like, we
should make a country around this, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
They did that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
That is absolutely I think Italy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Was founded because of meatballs. You can look it up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with that. That is My answer was.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
So the first meatball probably about hand size. Yeah, there
was like the size of a baseball.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
It was like a snowball fight because it doesn't snow
in Italy, as everybody knows, and so they were just
throwing him in the vineyards with all of the Italian wines.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
And then somebody threw it into a pot and they're like,
my mommy, just that bit.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Come try this and he's like, whoa, my mummy, that's great.
And then they were like, we should call out, oh,
the rest of the rest of our family and try
to have this. And then that was like Sunday dinner
was a big thing too.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Sundays they used to have meat fights.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Meat fight Sunday is what it used to be, and
then it was meatball Sunday, and then just gravy Sunday.
Gravy Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
I actually didn't think you're gonna learn that stuff, so
they did. They started out with a bunch of them, but.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
I mean, I guess it's possible multiple fell in there,
but I feel like it was one.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
One fell in there. But then they're like, what do
we put the rest of them in? This is also
still that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Was the first time it was one. It was just
only one was lucky enough to fall in the pot
during the meat Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Good, great question, Yeah, great question, zach Our next question.
We have a returning question asker his second time ever.
He asked just a great one last week, and he
wrote back.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Clayton T.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Says, if we found out to build Bill Cosby was
a robot controlled by a squirrel this whole time, would
that make things better or worse?

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
I'm gonna say worse, just because then that means we
need to look out for all squirrels. Squirrels are some
fucked up animals.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Then they are of all that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
I was gonna say it might make it better because
at least it wasn't a person doing that terrible that happened.
At least the Bill Cosby we thought was just really
just it wasn't even a guy. It was just a
robot being controlled by a squirrel. But yeah, now I'm
more fearful of squirrels, but I also respect their acting
ability and their comedian mobility too.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
But like, think about any time you're drinking anything outside,
you have to be wary of your cup of a
squirrel just sneaking up and dropping something in your drink. Yeah,
that's true, that's scary. Man like this one bad, but
you know what, he's already gone. We incarcerated him and
then he died. If it's just squirrels are capable of this,
then we have an ongoing problem. He die, didn't Bill die,

(01:19:01):
Robert dead or alive? But I make that up in
my head. I feel like I thought he was dead.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
I would thought he's dead too.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
I feel like he died like last year, Phil Cosby
is eighty eight, still alive.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Oh, I thought he was dead? Who am I thinking of?

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
You know what I think?

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
I I think I conflated him with oj OJ's dead
OJJJ is.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Well, I hope it's win lose some, you win, semu
lose some.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
That it would just part of part of me thinks
it would be you would make it a little bit
better to be like Bill Cosby wasn't just an evil monster.
He was a squirrel. It was an evil monster. But
I'd rather a squirrel be a monster than a person
be a monster. I guess, yeah, because then we can't
assume all squirrels are like that off the actions of
one squirrel. Yeah, yeah, because actually I hung out with

(01:19:56):
a lot of I can't really say I hung out
with him. It was a lot of squirrels on campus
at tex State, as there are most universities, I would say,
And I used to watch them wrestle, and there were
some a lively bunch of squirrels, and I never saw
him drug anybody. Yeah, we don't want to lump all
squirrels in the same group. That's right, the robot controlling ones.
I've wheeled back. I was being a little bit of

(01:20:17):
a bigot right there. I'm sorry. No, I appreciate you.
I appreciate you'd made that. I've grown and I've learned
in the last thirty seconds, so so better. It's better
because it was just one bad squirrel. It makes things better.
And you're like, this squirrel is fucking wild. The fact that,
like Bill Cosby got away with all of that stuff
he did the Cosby Show, he had all those specials.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Then this terrible news comes out.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
What if the squirrel killed him after the Cosby Show
and took over Oh bad, the bad Cosby. I mean,
then we could watch Cosby Show again.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I think you're onto something there, all right, you know
that's Whistle thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
That's probably unlikely. It was probably the bad squirrel the
whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
It's probably a bad squirrel the whole time. But he
was dup iced and they got a little too comfortable,
he got a little too cocky, and then he started
doing weird fucked up shits women's drinks and women in general,
and then that's when the bottom fell out. But the
acorn fell out, as they say, And squirrels do love pudding,
so it's a it's a valid theory. I think it
makes things better though. Yeah, better that it wasn't just

(01:21:18):
Bill Cosby was an evil human being. It was a
squirrel that was evil.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
Yeah, we talked through it. I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
I'm comfortable with that answer. Dude, Clayton, thank you for
these questions. You're giving me life every single week. Not
that all the other questions aren't, but Clayton specifically, these
two questions have rocked all right. Next question is from
Todd Voss at as Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV

(01:21:44):
on X and Todd says, what major US city would
be the best boomerang?

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
It's, without a doubt, it's New Orleans. It's the Crescent City.
That is the perfect rime.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
Do be your favorite. Here I attached a little link
for you I did. I did a lot of research
on this, and it's so much research that, in fact,
I have to Power rank the five major US cities
that I think would make the best boomerang. Number one,
Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Nevada is a perfectly shaped like

(01:22:18):
like it's in the shape of a V. And it
looks like that bad boy you throw out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
You would say it's an L.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
But okay, you throw Las Vegas. Okay, all right, yeah,
take this L, bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
You throw Las Vegas, and that bad boy can come
right back to you. That bad boys flying. It's pretty
even on each side of it. I think Las Vegas works.
El Paso, Texas is what I got to El Paso.
Not as like clean of a of a boomerang as
Vegas is, but I think El Paso you could sail

(01:22:51):
an L Passo boomerang and I bet it comes back
to you. Three is Honolulu, Hawaii. A little longer, a
little thinner, which I think might make it go further.
Still looks like you could get it back to you.
For Washington, d C. The District District of Columbia. Very bulky,
very bulky, but it is more boomerang shaped than a

(01:23:14):
lot of other.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Major US cities.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
It's got that little curve to it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
And then five I had new Orleans, New Orleans. Yeah,
it is the Crescent City. It does look crescent, but
there's a lot of other weird shit, like the the
way that like the lines are drawn, like it looks
like maybe you could have a handle in the boomerang,
which may make it better, but also it looks like
it's less aerodynamic than.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
The other ones. No fort wortham there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
It's literally a v fort Worth two bulky too bulky
to me. Fucking DC's not DC's very bulky. He's fucking
rectangle with a tail. DC looks like it's like it
looks like a butcher's knife. That was just also it
had another side to it. So yeah, my power rankings
would be Las Vegas one, El Paso two, Honolulu three,

(01:23:55):
Washington d C for New Orleans five.

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
I wonder if there's a city called Boomerang in Australia,
it's gotta be like, If.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Not, what the fuck are you doing? What are you
even thinking? Dude? Get over yourselves and fucking name one.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
I'm sticking with New Orleans because Crescent City now it
makes me want some cress rolls.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Robert, what are you going with?

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
I'm gonna go with hallelu.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
It looks like it would be. It's a little thin.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
So I could see how lu being like the furthest
you could sing a boomerang out of all the US
major cities. But I just feel like it's not as
like even as as like Vegas was.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Fair.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
I think Vegas it's it's too sharp, like it looked
more like an L than than like a V. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
I mean, if you just rotated forty five degrees, then
it's a V.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
But like I also don't think the best boomerang is
a V. I think it's a little more rounded, so
like someone that sharp.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Yeah, you're right, Honolulu does kind of have that like
perfect like rounded right into it. You have to go
look at all of these cities, just like we did
our research. So Roberts going Hoolulu Pats go in New Orleans.
I'm gonna go Las Vegas, and those are the US
cities that would be the best boomerangs. That was a
great question. That was a great question, Todd. What we

(01:25:15):
got next?

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
Last one is from Abbi Givens at Abbi Givens seventeen.
If enough drunk people peed in water with fish, would
the fish get drunk?

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Can you get drunk on piss?

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
I was just about to google because I feel like,
I mean, like your liver filters it, but after a
certain level, your liver is not filtering as well anymore.
I feel like alcohol gets absorbed into your blood stream though,
so I don't know if it's coming out in your piss.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
You get drunk off of a year, can can piss
like still contain alcohol in it?

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
Alcohol is not excreted through urine. That means you cannot
get drunk or even mildly intoxicated by drinking eight drunks.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
You're in damn.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
I mean, great question.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Great question because in theory, if a bunch of just
hammered people did that, that water would be just with alcohol.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
Honestly, the first half of the question, I thought it
was going to go If enough drunk people pissed in
the ocean, would fish die, Like if it was more
piss than water go? Like, would they not be able
to get the oxygen through the piss that they're getting
through the.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Water ammonia in p two and like then like that's
probably gonna poison the water at a certain point. Get
the pH balance all.

Speaker 4 (01:26:23):
Off, someone pullison the pisson hole.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Oh no, one's felling poison the ocean. I'm woody.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
I wonder if I wonder if you could just kill
fish with piss. Don't in your fish tanks.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Don't.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
We don't want this to be an experiment. We wanted
to stay a thought experiment.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Do not do it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
But I don't think if enough drunk people peed in
the water that fish would get drunk. Based on that
one google that I did, I.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
Woul would like to see though, if like, once again,
don't do this thought experimentally, don't do it. Like you
take your fish out and just like drop a couple,
like a couple droppers of whiskey into its skill and
then put it back in the water to see if
it would like start swimming erratically, Like what would it
look like with a fit if a fish stumbled?

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
How would you Yeah? Ho would you know if a
fish was swimming erratic? Just like it just starts like
leaning to one side and just goes into the dies.
It's like it's either dying or it's swimming erratically, one
of the two, maybe both. See, this is what we
were talking about earlier. We have the dumb creative brain. Yeah,
all right, this was a good crop of questions. Yeah,

(01:27:28):
this is a solid crop of questions. Old piss fish,
that's a so you just call your brother in high
school piss fish. Oh, pissy fish over here. He hated
that nickname. Hated that name. All right, I'm at Ali J.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Middleton.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
Pat is that not Pat Dane? Robert is at Robert
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next week. Gravy Week is next week. It is our week,
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even though I'm not gonna make it about us, but
like it is past the gravy Thanksgiving week should be
our week. We might have an episode a little.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Early for you. Well maybe maybe a little early in
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Go about your regular schedule. Maybe the episode comes out
a little bit early.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
You know what I'm saying here, all right, but we're
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(01:28:55):
celebrity guess or who are we gonna go with?

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
I'll take George w Damn, I'm gonna go The Rock.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
I am gonna go Lawrence Taylor. Hit once on Lawrence Taylor.
Maybe he comes back, Lawrence.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Taylor, The Rock and W.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Robert Duval, James con gl Sayers, Nicholas Cage, Charley McLain,
Neil Fraser, Mark Spitz, and James Stewart. All Right, The Rock,
w Lawrence Taylor, run it back, Dan Marino, Billy Joel,
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(01:29:37):
and Jack Joyner, Kersey, Jackie Joiner, Kursey, Last One, Lawrence Taylor,
The Rock and George W.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Bush.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
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The Cure, PJ. Harvey, Aretha Franklin and Anna Kendrick. Nope, Nope,
nobody got it. Maybe for Gravy Week, somebody will get it.

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Maybe.

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