Pass The Gravy #645: Irish Clocks

The guys talk about advent calendars, Stranger Things, and ventriloquists. They also tell you why Christmas trees are problematic.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
Rich today, Nich Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Girl, What is going on? Gang Happy Gravy Days Past
the Gravy Episode six hundred and forty five with your
buddy Alex Robert Big Dick, Barbosa Hallo hog Jokes, Hello, Hello,
and joining us this week a very very special guest man.

(00:48):
It's still addicted to pissing in the sink. It's Pat Dion.
Guten Talk, Guten Tag. We'll be speaking in English this episode.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Phil coming, don't I'm running out of words. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
I was trying to think of a German word to
start off with, and there's one specifically I was thinking of, muter.
Could not remember it, so I happened with the other two.
I say it all the time. Couldn't remember what the
German word is that I say all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Laut No, that sounds German.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I think that is good. No, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Nine einswy drive Yer h.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Let's thank you in German.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
X oct you're just gonna say it angry, and then
it's German.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I know that eleven is elf in German stupid language
in high school because I took one day of Spanish
and I was like, I'm not gonna do well in this.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
The thing I do respect about the German language, though,
is that every other language, it's like you go English, Spanish, French, Swedish,
all of them, it'll be like the it's a very
similar word, and then you get to German and it's
like fourteen letters long and nothing close to any other language.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
A lot of German words are actually, I think closer
to English words.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's how it is with everything. It's like you steal
words from everywhere.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
So it works out in some places, but it's like
when you see the list of how a word is
pronounced in every language, when you get to German, it's
like fucking totally.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Like muter his mother vater is father bruder and schfester
or brother and sister. So it's like I was, I
can learn that, I can definitely learn that. We used
to have to know German tongue or tongue twisters. That
was like one of the quizzes.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
You'd have to do.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
German tongue twisters are probably just tongs that they used
to twist children's tongues for being Nazi. It's like the
one German fairy tale was it be good? Or a
witch is gonna throw you into a fucking.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Pot and kill you, or we'll send you a camp.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Or hey, you know the story of Santa Claus. Well
in Germany, we also have his like stepbrother who's a
demon that will kill you.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
What.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, it's crampist guy. He's a real, real dickhead.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I like him.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Germany was one of the few countries where, like when
you you didn't really brag about going to summer camp.
It was just like, hey, oh sorry, Ice sucked.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
No, it's actually very beautiful. They've reformed. Give a little
more time.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
People don't forget.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I did you see two more World Wars where they
don't participate?

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah, for you guys gonna sit out a couple of those.
Let's just be like a pit bull on the sideline,
like let me in, let me and let me in.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Let's start the pre come segment. Though I saw there
there was was there another Malaysia plane that crashed or
got lost. Maybe they were finding the old flight, the
Malaysia one that went into the water that basically just
became lost, and they're like, what happened.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
If there was a new one. I didn't hear about.
I was busy this weekend.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Maybe they were just talking about that, But they were
talking about the plane crash. And I don't know why
it's taken me thirty plus years to figure out, but like,
why don't we just have giant parachutes that you can
shoot out at the top of the plane. I do
not understand that it is twenty twenty five. Figure it
out science, Like, oh, no planes crash and guess what

(03:59):
giant giant parachute? Like, obviously it'd have to be a
super big parachute for a plane that can't hurt it, right.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
I bet And this is just off the top of
my head, but I bet you this is probably what
it is. Planes are so big and are going so fast,
and they're so heavy that the parachute would have to
be so high quality and made out of such material
that it was not cost efficient to put one on
every plane. For the few amount of planes that go down.
They're like, well, just we'd rather take the loss than

(04:29):
spend the money of building these paras loss of life. Yeah,
I bet you airlines are like, it's more cost efficient
to just let one out of every two million planes
go down and us pay that out, then it would
be to pay for every airplane to have. What's also,
if they build these and put them on there, your
twenty dollars flight to Vegas is now minimum one hundred
and fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
But they had to put the big ass slides on
all of them, and the big ass slides slides air
respirator things.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, that's all made out of plastic.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
I don't think you're gonna have a plastic parachute that
can stop a fucking airplane.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Like vinyl and nylon, isn't it, Like that's what parachutes
are made out of.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah, but one that can stop a more Ton airplane
that's going six hundred miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
You got to make a parachute that has another parachute
that comes out like it's extact levels of a parachute.
It's like, here's twenty things. It's just gonna slow down,
Like I don't know, it can't hurt it, Like it's
not gonna make it go faster down to the ground
than it would if it were just like, what if
we just went slightly slower than we are going right
now at full speed into the earth and we just

(05:30):
floated down.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
You try to tell that to the shareholders, buddy.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
It tells us like a hell no, hell.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
No, every airline would bick.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
No, we'd actually rather people die than spend the money
on these.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Unfortunately, that's what it's like. Even the Space Shuttle has.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
It right, that's that was maybe what I would like.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
To slow down when they're already on the ground.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh no, way, slow down the big thing.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
It's already on the ground. Okay, we'll try it on top. Hey,
I'm with you. I think it would be a great idea.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
It just seems or like it could be done.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
It might be cheaper than the parachute.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
What if there was just like three balloons that would
come out of the top of it and start filling
with helium, so basically the plane instead of crashing it,
she becomes a blimp. Yeah, you're gonna have to get
some other jets out there to then rescue it and
find a way to bring it. You might have to
bang it, so you just hover where you know, you
just get to shut on the side of pitch and
hook onto it and everyone has to crawl up through

(06:25):
the top.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
A lot of fun. A lot of fat people wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Be would not be a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
But you know what, if you can't climb out of
a plane, then sorry, your life is over.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
They do you are you willing to assist in an
emergency when you're sitting in like an exit row, and
are you willing to crawl up if something bad happens?

Speaker 5 (06:43):
The back of the plane would start to become premium again. Well,
I can't say again. It'd be the first time, but
no longer repubic. Oh I mean roll thirty six, big sweet.
If this thing's going down, I'm gonna be the first
one saved. Yeah, oh you rich motherfucker's up front.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
It's the front of the planet.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Is fucking nat now, because then they would definitely just
do it backwards and blow the back off of or
the front off of the plane, so the rich people
get first.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, they'd go first class first, for sure.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Damn poke holes in my own theory.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Just think about it.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
But helium balloons that come out of the top of it.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
It also seems like it would be more expensive than
a pair of shute.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
No, dude, helium can't be that expensive. Also, actually, you
know here's another thing though, I don't think you want
to store that much helium in an airplane. Yeah, that's
what m hot air. Yeah, put hot air balloons on
top of every air.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
And then oh shit, shit's going down, and like you
have like exit row, like your exit middle, and you're
just like, I gotta pull a thing. Everyone pull over.
Everybody do it together.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
That's the coolest sound of the world.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Like on the Viking ships row they just.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Pull would still be one asshole like everyone else flutter
you Yeah, you just hover a little bit.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
That can't hurt.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Now, see Now.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I also want to make personal hot air balloons that
will only go up like two hundred feet. Yeah, but
like it's just a small basket that I can make.
Shit is the frisbee in the top of the tree?

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Hold on them? You get up? Yeah, it's up there.
We're gonna have to get the ladder.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah, Like it won't be big enough to where you
can lean now and want to get out of it.
But personal hot air balloons that'd be tight. Really, I
just want to pull the noise. I think stranger to
hear the noise.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I also think all hot air balloons are sort of
personal hot air balloons. No, there's usually multiple people usually,
but like if you had a hot air balloon, it
would just be a personal air balloon. One person in
a hot air ballons a personal air balloon.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
I want to like, I would love to talk to
somebody that what do you call them?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Pilots?

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Yes, I want to be like, how often do people
hook up in those things?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
In front of the guy?

Speaker 4 (08:47):
And I mean like, no, he's probably just back.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
I own a hot air balloon and you want to
come blow me at twenty two hundred feet altitude Like sorry,
you won't enjoy the view, but I love it.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
You're gonna love it so much.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I think that would be that'd be fun.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Or also there's probably like hey, here's one hundred bucks,
turn around for three minutes, all right, I bet you
it happens. Like there's no way it doesn't happen. There's
a lot of freaks out there and a lot of exhibition.
That's probably what it is. It's like swingers going up there, like, hey,
you want to fuck us on your hot air balloon?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Who's gonna steer the wind.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
I'm sure the guy can just peek up every one
all make over losing outs, dude.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
But you'd be losing out toude fast and is not.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
It's not like you're constantly losing out. It's not like
if you're not putting the fire in the hot air into.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
It that it's actively dropping slow. Yeah, long enough, but like.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, I don't know, dude, that's crazy though.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
I mean, what's the longest you canna have sex anyway?
Like two three minutes? You're I mean, I don't think
you're gonna crash in that time. Exactly thirty seconds at
a time, No problem.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
All right. The other thing I add I had an invention. Yes,
the other idea is an invention two, but just an idea.
The fucking plane parachutes on the top of punch iddention, Yeah,
idea invention. My other invention is just a bottomless soup pot,
specifically for bisk just because I wanted to call it

(10:20):
the abisque.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
That guest just mostly just the name. Forget about the
practicality or the science involved.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
The name is perfect, really, you could just get honestly,
doesn't have to be literally bottomless.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
They say you're gonna have to call jk Rowling and
be like, I can't make this. So I've got an
idea for your next book.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Call Harry and the Potters. So let's get him on this,
and get the Potters on this, Okay, Slytherin, the Gryffindors,
and the Hufflepuffs as well. Ravenclaw, fuck you not you
not you cho Chang Now, I mean.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
This would definitely be a Hufflepuff thing.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
They're all the fat stoners that their house is literally
next to the kitchen so they can get high and
just eat.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, but if you just had I mean huffle Puff, like, yeah, right,
it's in the name. Obviously it's a stoner group.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
I always said, like I would like to be. I'm
pretty sure I would have been a Hufflepuff. They seem
like the ones with the lowest drive. They're just like,
we want to fucking chill man.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't have been Gryffindor, and I don't
think I'm mean enough to be Slytherin.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
I mean I would have been like brewing beer in
the common room or something out of magic. Yeah, because
obviously I would never brew beer. I would never take
the tire. But if I could just have magic be
like or like, oh you're huffle puff whiskey.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah. Really My idea was just like a giant soup
pot and just will brand it as the Abisque. We
can charge premium. Get it sounds cool?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
We would?

Speaker 5 (11:46):
You know what we'd have to do is you just
cod it in that black paint that's like the darkest
one ever created. Like you can fly it the shine
of flashlight into it, and like the light doesn't escape
because the paint eats at all.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Have you ever heard of stuff? No, it's a real thing.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
We just got to coat the inside the paint in
that color. What if we just pot in that color
the absque.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
We just had a picture of the of a black hole,
like a metallic y or olographic picture of a black
hole at the bottom, because then it looks like it's
an abyss.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
We could also just market this only to like goths
and emos.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Are you an adult but you still are a goth?
Well by the abisque?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Do you like bisc Well, this is just the thing
for you.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Do you have to cook for your children, but you
have a dark soul.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
And you feel like it'll never end well with this
it won't.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
The larger abisque we just make it's a cauldron.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
And the mega abisk, which is just an't even It's like,
isn't the abyss.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
It's just it's just a fucking cauldron.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, and then we have the super mega abyss Abisque.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
I don't know, you know, we could open a mall
for goths and call it the Abysmal.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
I like that, all right? Would you guys bring'.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Don't ever apologize for your ideas. Your ideas are great.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
I had this thought today because the weather is changing,
why don't we have anything for dry noses? Like we
have chapstick for your lips if they get dried out.
My nose is just constantly stuffed up and dry, and like.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Like what I'm what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 5 (13:23):
I just have a dry nose, So it's either like
I can't just wet my fingers and shove them up
my nose and it looks like I'm picking my fucking
nose all day.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Never get robber with jokes. Robert left at that. What
is uh, what is nails bray for? That's wet, right,
But you can get addicted to that ship that's bad
for you. I've never used.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
It that I forgot it that existed, But I think
that's just like I think that's just to clear.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
You up when you have like a stuffy nose.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
It is to that, but I'm just saying my nose
is dry on the inside with the cold weather.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
I did forget those existed, praise.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's basically a steroid, and if you do it too
much then like so it like opens your nose up
so you can breathe better. But if you do it
too often, then your nose is regularly like it's just
waiting for you to do that, so then it normally
is just closed. So then it's harder to breathe regularly.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
So you have to do it all to this, I
know you can get addicted to them. It's been a
while since I've added a new vice.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
No, I think it's bad long term, though.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
What do I do that is not bad? Long term?
Drinking whiskey and massive amounts regularly bad long term greater
than now, okay, fair overeating bad long term, don't care now,
I'm don't okay, okay, nasal spray, thank you for reminding me.

(14:43):
I also probably could have just googled dry nose at
some point figured that out. But literally the best my
brain could come up with is your fingers wet and
shove them up there.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
But like, I can't do that at work, so I
just have to walk around with a dry nose and
it's very uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
No, it's gonna be like, yeah, flown aig, you dumb bitch.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, spray gels or moisturize the nasal passages.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
And I'm so like, there's the ones that are medicated.
I'm sure there's other ones.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
That are also apply petroleum jelly.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
How do you do that? Shoving your fingers up your nose?
It is true, and you got petroleum in your nose.
I thought that's gasoline.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I make gas.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
I was just say, what if I want a cigar?
I am? I just gonna fucking light my nose on.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Fire, killing a dinosaur by doing this? Like, why aren't
we against petroll?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah, they're dead already. Who a ship?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
I like the British people call it petrol.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Fill up my card, petrol, go to the petro stations.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Oh, I might you think you can film me out
with petrol? How many podcasts in the road does this
make that we've done a British excent. I think like
all of them because I feel like at least three
in a row easy easily may more, may more bitter,
isn't it. It's a bit oh, you guys just keep
doing the same footing, bit fucking wankers. I'm gonna eat

(16:06):
my bangers and mash over here.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Oh, I might go for some mushy piece. All my
Thanksgiving was soco with you gave in fanks.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
We had three different coins of mushy peys.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Or we had the reary mushy peas, we had the
sort of mushy peas, and we had the the not
mushy peace which regularly just they were really just regular.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Pains for the boiled up a nice noise pheasant.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
So they probably don't have turkeys over there.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
We'll have phazts over here.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
And then we had the mushy poison blood pudding.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
We tried to say he could eat the most blood pudding.
You probably have, like guinness Guinness pie, Yeah, that's probably pie.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
It's gotta be who There's no way no one in
England's are like fucking dump of beer in the pie.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
See what happens.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
It is a cool accident. I've also been watching a
show called Knife Out, Knife's Edge, Knife or knife Edge,
I don't know, but it's it's like Gordon Ramsay produced it,
and it's just Michelin Star restaurants or places that are
chasing Michelin Stars. It shows them like all the crazy
shit they do. And then they have the Michelin inspectors

(17:16):
who are anonymous so you can only see the back
of their head. Yes, we look for a flavor pallet
of fifteen different flavors for one Michelin Star, twenty five
for two, and twenty five or more for three, and
then like you see the three star Michelin place.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Like it's a fucking steak. How many flavor profiles?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
There was like a three star place in Sweden. It's
in the woods in Sweden, and this guy, I didn't
know that. Like lobsters or I guess it makes sense.
The lobsters are different, but like Norwegian lobsters or like
l larenens or whatever, I don't know. They have a
special name larynxes lack of six or something like that.
I don't know, and they are like you have to

(17:58):
get them from a specific fish that the guy knows,
and then they put like little like flower petals on it.
It's like but like also like who fucking cares? Man?
Like I swear like I like food, I am not
like they're like, oh wow, this is it's just so delicate,
and it's a British guy that's like trying all of
the stuff when he's like just promoting the restaurants. Oh,
it's just it's so delicate in this disc, the disc

(18:21):
where the sweet potato disc, it's just heat. It's so perfect.
And it's all these weird tasting menus where it's like
I would only just go like I would like this
meal and then you can give me an appetizer and
it's gonna come in two times, not like the tasting menu,
and we're gonna bring you like the equivalent of like sushi.
It's like this is uh for.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Three hours, We're gonna bring you two bites of food
every six minutes.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
This is chips and salsa, but it's not it's deconstructed
chips and salsa. So it's really like this uh salsa
marinera that we're putting on top of all this. It's
a grilled tostata, but we've cut it into a thousand
little pieces and we're going to put it on top
and stack it and you just dip it in this
other aj you sauce that we made. But and then

(19:03):
there's all these things where it's like a little circle
and then they pour stuff on top of it out
of like a little teapot. I get it, Like that's
really fancy. But like we're done. I'm done.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
I don't I don't know. I'm good, man, I'm good.
I understand the money is great in places like that,
I could never.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
The Bear is a really good show, but in the
Bear all timately, I don't know, man, you should just
made beef, Like just go back to beat a sandwich shot.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Bro, Yeah, like you could have been.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
We got we got octopus. Octopus guy's gone. We're never
gonna get this done. Like, I don't know, man, just
don't serve octopus tonight.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, didn't he want to change his whnu everything.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
But there's a guy in the show that does this,
in this Knives Edge thing or Knives Out. It's on
Apple TV. It's I don't know, I'd never seen it.
And now I have like thirty minute breaks for my
kids and take a nap, and I'm just like, let's
watch this thing. Let's watch this, and then the the
British guy that's the narrow.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Guys is awesome.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
It's good to be back home and he's like crushing
it at Guinness.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
You should have David Attenborrow talking about them like it's
a nature documentary.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yes, the fat man eats, the chef flashes out.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Rab would you bring him a preakam?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Say?

Speaker 3 (20:17):
I saw today that the Ashles Rockets now have their
own direct to consumer streaming service. Oh really, yeah, they
just released it today. What's it called? But also bleep
it out because it's just the network letters and then
plus Space City Oh network, Yes, so s sc h
N plus. So you can just subscribe to that. I

(20:40):
can describe to that and then watch. How much is
it is? One twenty a year?

Speaker 4 (20:46):
No, no, it said it was twenty a month.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
It's twenty a month a year. Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Also if you pade by the year, it's probably a
little cheaper than paying monthly.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, twenty twenty a month, two hundred a year.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
I mean, so you can get one hundred dollars for
the six months of baseball and then just cancel it.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
That's what I think for six months and then because it's.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Still pretty expensive. Yeah, I said, it's not that much
of a deal. No, I mean, I guess it gives
you access, but then that's like there's other streaming services
that are ways.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Like didn't you say like it might come with it
if you already have cable that has it.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, if you already have cable. But you're already I
bet you.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
You still run into the problem where like, Okay, I'm
only going to use this when I'm out of town,
and then you're out of town, and.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Now, yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
What's the fucking point that's the way.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Oh really, I can't watch T and T. I can't
fucking watch T and T because I'm not on my
home Wi Fi, Like god damn it. Well, you can
download the T and T app and then you can
log in through your kid. It's the biggest crock of
shit with all these networks doing that. USA was doing
that with soccer. It's like, well, I can't watch it
on Peacock because it's on TV instead of Peacock. So
you can't watch it on USA through your cable streaming app,

(22:02):
but you can't down the USA Plus app and then
signing through your other ship. Like this is I'm doing
I'm not doing this.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
I was telling Robert beforehand, I have.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
It, but I didn't want to do it.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
The Exfinity stream app on one of my TVs that
doesn't have a cable box or whatever it is for them,
and I'm trying to watch NBC or something, and it
goes you must be connected to home WI file. I
was like, bitch, I'm staring at my ear, I'm staring
at my motem.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
I'm here. So even when.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's that company not working out for you.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
I know, crazy, that's not like that. Not like them
at all.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
I like them at all. Accept it always is.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Except I don't. I also don't know if any anyone better.
I don't know of another option.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
I watched too many sports to cut the court.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
All the way I mean, And that was half the
reason I moved into where I live now, as it
came with it so free complain about free shit.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, I know that's cool.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah, you should move across the street. Maybe.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I think I probably only do three months. Maybe, like
you did, see this starts like end of March, so
like right at the end of March through a little
bit of April. Then maybe like a little before the
trade deadline. They'll be out of it by then, and
then and then maybe September. It's like if it's like
really close and like like howl that was.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Here, We're never gonna be bad again. There's always gonna
be in it always.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Do you guys see the Mets son Devine Williams's stupid.
They gave so much money, fucking idiots as when of
the giants are getting there. Shit kicked in on Monday,
and I was like, well, hey, that's one headache and
I had to deal it. At least.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Oh, the guy I hate is gone good good.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
There's nothing better than when like, the person you hate
the most on your favorite team is like you guys
gave him fifty million dollars.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
I can't remember last time there was a player I
hated on well, I mean a oldest Chapman on the
Red Sox. But he's really good, so it was hard, like, oh, really,
you're like good, you dickhead. At least you're winning like
the Ashos. I can remember the last time there was
a player on the Ashos I didn't like.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Who was the closer before hater?

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Oh yeah, when we brought in Azuna.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
He has hated that guy, and it was Kinn Giles.
Giles is here. I hated at the end right then.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
It wasn't doing so well. But I wouldn't say I
hated Presley.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Oh well, yeah, people didn't like Presley.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
I loved Presley was awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
The only time Presley started to not be as good,
and this is we don't need to rehashes a thousand times,
but was when we moved him out of the closer
role because we brought in hater. He just wasn't as
good in that role. Sometimes that happens. He was also
getting a little older.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
It is what it is. I never hated him though, Yeah,
me either.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
So I think like true hatred, I would probably have
to go back to the dark times when we weren't
even on TV. We're losing one hundred games a year.
There was probably one or two guys on that team.
But even then it was so apathetic even trying to win.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
They're trying the best. No.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
I liked Robbie Grossman on the team because then I
could tell people, hey, I struck him out in high school.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
So like, I probably could have been a major leaguer,
just didn't want to.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Try hated John Singleton before he got his.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Like, yeah, we get that fucking guy off the team. Yeah,
he was so bad.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Half the Yankees are bringing him in. Cool. Cool, just
go there goes ball game.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Boys, such a Yankees fan thing to do.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Like, you guys are such dickheads that you hate half
of your team even when you're winning.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Well, have you seen them last couple?

Speaker 4 (25:35):
We do know the pinstripes.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
I don't. I'm not that guy, but I'm just like,
are you gonna fucking fucking up again? Because if you are,
I don't like you.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Now that the Dodgers exist and the Yankees can't just
do the thing that they did in the nineties where
they buy it.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
They can. They can all do it. If you own
an MLB team, you can do that. You guys aren't billionaire.
If your team in.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
Your city's not, you're the Angels. He will spend not well,
still spent. I mean you guys spend on Aaron Judge
and that guy sucks.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
He's won three MVPs.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
I'm sorry, Uh, what did he do with the postseason?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
He was on Paw Patrol, all right, he was on
an episode of Here.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
He's more concerned about doing children's TV than winning games.
That guy will never earn his pinstripes.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's probably winning the playoffs. I'm
not gonna deny that. Let's say, have John Carlow because
he does the playoff stuff, and then we're like, all right, cool.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
We just swap run by a baby.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
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But then I was like, let me go check the
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the week, comeback Kid of the week. Bitch all right.
Our first comeback kid this week is Advent calendars. You
guys gotchalls Advent calendars.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Uh, nobody's bought me one, and that's the only way
I acquire calendars.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
My mom gives my kids on Uh, it's just books.
My daughter is not really good at opening presents. Were
working on that for Christmas, so it's just a book
she can open every day. And since my mom made one,
made Advint calendars for her, or an advint calendar of her.
I was like, I could just you can just make
an advant calendar at anything. So I made yugua is
some matrin or some advoint caundars. I got you, guys

(29:26):
advot calendars homemade.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
How that works out?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
No, that's good though, because I was just googling booby
Advent calendars to see if I could find one that
was cheap.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
This is your Advent calendar, Robert. Whyn't you pull on?
Don't you pull a chair around? I'll get you this
chair for well, I guess you're gonna have to wait, buddies.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Probably sounds great right in the microphone too.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
It's an advent calendar. I like to call it the
advantageous calendar. I don't know why it is, but these
are your Alex Advent calendars, Robert us in this cool bag.
So what I have done? I saw that you you
could like buy regular ADVOCT calendars. That's what envelopes. So

(30:05):
you open an envelope each day. It's just like an
ADVT calendar. You just don't have a little box.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, but now I'm going to look through and find
number one.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
You can stack them there's a couple of them one.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yeah, so I get to open three.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah, so I know that. Yeah, it is the third
of the month. I figured why I open them three?

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Wait for Robert to get his. Don't open them out
of order. You have to open them in order.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
That was wrong with you.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
There's a special one on the twenty fifth. So you
guys now have homework. I want you, guys to open
your Advent and I want you to post a picture
of your Advent calendar gift each day and tag past
the gravy on.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
X and something else to add to my It's a
keychain flask. I'm gonna have the biggest keychain of all time.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I thought it was perfect for you. Is I thought
it was perfect for you?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
So, yeah, a little keychain flask. There's even a little
note inside.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah. I put notes in there. Try and kind of
explain what they are. If you didn't know what they are, Robert,
would you get your first one? I got little tiny
paper clips to hold little tiny things, so like clothes, pins,
baby clothes.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
I can't wait to use this flask.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
You're gonna love those.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
I'm gonna use this flask at work tomorrow. Good. It's work.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Nothing better than that.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
If anybody says anything like it's two ounces, it's not
even I.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Can't do anything. But if I need a little something
to take the edge off, now you get a shot.
So yeah, you guys got an envelope for each day.
It is the third day. Why don't you guys open
your your day too?

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I'm on day two right now.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
All right, Pat's canna go first. You'll got different stuff.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Heartburn, have some just too loose tops. I do get
some heartburn from time to time. Now I am getting old.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
It's like from bad stand. They're not all gonna be winners.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Oh that I mean you're two for two so far?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
All right, Robert, would you get I got a thermal
blanket for when I want to be warm and look
stylish because it's shiny and it's awmry. It's very loud too.
I add one. When my daughter was born in the hospital.
My wife made me throw it away because it was
very loud. But if you're cold, you got it. You're
good to go.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
I will say this too, is uh? I you know
I had said I bought that weight to blanket. It
was my one regret over Thanksgiving. I meant to bring
it with me, and I forgot because I wanted to
have my mom lay down in a recliner and put
the blanket on top of her and see if she
could move. I forgot to do it all right. Day
three for me an Uber gift card. This is I
got a wedding coming up at the end of the month.

(32:28):
This is perfect, perfect.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Now I have no excuse to drive to the venue
and afterworth that I can dry.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I don't know what the amount was on it, but
it was the scratch thing isn't even off yet, so.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
It's a mystery ubercar. This is even better.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, it could be five dollars. It could be.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
I kind of hope it's like on two dollars and
eighteen cents left on here.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
I don't think it's used, so it wouldn't be.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
That'd be funny.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Oh, actually, it's at least fifteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Fifteen mystery ubercar. This is thank you, buddy, Yeah, buddy,
I care about you guys. I wanted you guys to
have a holly jolly Christmas season.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
I just love the little sticky notes that go with everything.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Oh yeah, they're in all of them. I got solid
cologne question mark. I think it's like regular coloone, but
you rub it on instead of spray it. Yeah, it's
like a Bert's beeswax.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
I was gonna say, that's basically a bar of soap.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
And if you slide it, you slide it. It's magnetic
on the top. It's hefty. Yeah, it's got a lot
in there.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Hefty, hefty, hefty.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Do you slide it right there? They smell it. I
think sandal wood definitely, Sadle would smell at that.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Didn't we have somebody like a sponsor years ago give
us some stuff like that that was like that wax
when we couldn't figure out what the hell it was.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Maybe that's what.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
No, Maybe we did no, because I remember I thought
it was Lipbom for like the first three days.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
I was like, this Lipbom smells Really.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
He's honey company, That's what it was.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
But yeah, so I am more excited for December than
I've been in years now.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Right.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
So, the only thing I asked of you guys is
it every morning when you get up, just go to
your your ADVT calendar envelope with envelopes. It's an envelope
full of envelopes and then take a picture of it,
post it on your Twitter and tag pass. You'd be
like day X of my alex advt calendar at pass
gay pod. Post a picture just so the whole gravy

(34:20):
gang can follow along.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Let me get my picture of day one, two and three.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Oh yeah, I mean I didn't even Yeah, I guess
you remind.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Me tomorrow to post one, two and three. Also, just
use hashtag. I don't want to spoil his prize tool
people have, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
This hashtag ptg advent, and then we can track it
all because that'd be funny to just watch that over
and over again. And also if you want to just
keep making a one thread and then just reply to
your previous days one, that would be funny.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Because I'm gonna wait till the end of the month
and I'll give you your Advent calendar all at once.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
There's some weird shit in them.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
It's gonna be thirty one beers.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
There's gonna there's gonna be some interesting days, I feel like,
and you guys are gonna have some Oh I can't
where do you get this?

Speaker 5 (35:04):
It's fun because like just looking in there, you can
see there's something envelopes, there's some thicker envelopes in there.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I really hope I like one
of these. He's like, here's two dollars.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
I delayed putting my kid to bed last night because
I was working on these. Was it? What do you
do as I can make it the guy's advent calendar.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
I can't show up with keys that have a flask
on them tomorrow and people pay. All right, it's almost
time for a talk.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
What's going on, dude? What's what's happy?

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Living alone? I don't believe you.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I gotta say I think my favorite is the emergency.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Blanket. Dude.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
It's pretty sick. Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna say that.
I didn't just clean out some of my stuff and
then was like, well, I could make an advant calendar
with it, but I had to get fifty things. It
was actually more than fifty things.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
I forgot.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
I had googled Booby Advent calendar and looked away from
my screen. Bob it was a digital one, and I
was like, I probably shouldn't have this up on the on.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
The Wi fi. Here.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
What do you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
You know, I'll send it to you for your next AOL.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Rod Ryan showed night by the buzz.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Do you like tits and Christmas?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Well, guess what we got just the thing for you.
But yeah, I'm excited to see you guys, and now
the whole Graby gang get in on this. You can
watch you can watch Pat and Robert open their advt
calendars and then maybe next year we I don't think
you can throw in the store, but we could like
sell it where we just mail it to them, which
would be really funny. We can sell things that we
own like we already have.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Yeah, I bet you Sam could make some sick ass
advent calendars.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Get her in on this.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Oh, I should have made Sam a fit Advent calendar
where it's just like I throw a sick fit for
each day, or like some cool like accessory, find a
nice a nice Oh that's gonna be my My new
year's resolution is by next Christmas, I will have a
full twenty five day ADVOT calendar for Sam. And then
check out this cool broach I found.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
But you should just have like three sticky notes in
each one where it's like a clothing and like a
color and then maybe like a style, so it's like
today it's.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
A green wool jacket. Yeah, you gotta make that whole.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah, I'm not gonna tell you guys.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Anybody could make that work.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I don't want to spoil it, but I'm not gonna
tell you guys who got it. But one of you,
guys is one day where I ran out of stuff,
so you just have pass.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Dude, you should kind have told.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Us that, just cut that part, but that would have
been even funnier.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
No, I know it. I can't cut that.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Forget, so when you're like, where did alic?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
I will forget until the day.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
I really hope it's not tomorrow because that would be
the only time I remember.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
No, it was in the twenties. Okay, good, I remember
getting to the end. I knew, I knew what I
was giving you guys. Super funny if it's Christmas Day,
you guys have the same. Yeah, there's some repeat gifts,
not for each of you, but like like there's I
think three things that I gave to you guys, but
they're on different days.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
So it'd be funny if every Monday for me it
was just like more tombs. I know you were drinking
all day yesterday.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Here you go, here's this. I do appreciate the way
they were packed like they were put in order, like,
so getting them out it was just what It took
me an hour and a half. Yeah, that will sit
in everything organized.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
I randomly found number one because one, two, and three
were in order, but they were in the middle.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Well so well, so I started shoving them in there,
and then I was trying to put them in order,
and then it's not really, this is envelopes, not meant
for twenty five envelopes. They're kind of overfilled.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
So I'm gonna get a box when I organize them.
Because we have gift boxes that we're trying to sell
at the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Now.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
I still don't know what's in them. We haven't figured
it out yet. We put this together last minute.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Every year.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
It's a nice box that says Jonathan's. I'll just steal
one of those in lines.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Yeah, you guys do blind boxes.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
No, so it'll be like a bottle of like Jonathan's
wine and like one or two things of like our
specific seasoning.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
You guy should do blind boxes. Blind boxes are like try.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
To sell a blind box for sixty dollars.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
If it's good shit, Like that's the gamble that maybe
you get something more. You can get something worth sixty bucks.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
I don't know what the hell we would put in there,
though we have food. Kid just blind the cook food
and be like, I hope you like it.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Like when people do those drawings for xboxes, it's like
for twenty five dollars, you're gonna put your name in there,
Like it's like that's a lot of money, but also
it's cheaper than an Xbox. And if I win, then
I get an Xbox and I put twenty five dollars
in for it.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Yeah, yeah, I think about it, and I don't do
stuff like that, the same reason I don't do scratchers,
because I know I'm not gonna.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Win and you'd be too lazy to go cash it
into Yeah, well no that I would win a lottery
ticket and he.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Just I feel like my life has gone too well
for how how I've treated it, so I can't take chance,
like I know I'm not gonna win anything, because it's like.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Ah, just like I should have to do. I still
should have staged three diabetes. I don't. I feel like
there would be science.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Ye haven't been a doctor, but there would be signs
of that, like I should be like kidney failure.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Nothing hurts. I got a sort of fit back sometimes
when I sleep in a different bed.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
If it does, you're just numb to it.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
That's true. That's where the whiskey comes in. There, you go.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
All right, So Advent calendars they're back. Share us if
you guys got it. Any cool Advent calendars at passy
pot hashtag PTG Advent and then Robert and Patt that's
your homework, Robert, this isn't a fucking chair review thing. Okay,
you gotta do it every day.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I'm gonna have to set an alarm because I will forget.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
And I did try to make them not dirty, so
I don't think there's anything dirty for It's not like
I had a bunch of dirty ship lying around my
office or anything like that. But like there was stuff
where I was like, Robert's not going to need the
flask pack and add the flask Robert that might need
a thermal blank like.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
He just did all this to clear all the shit
out of his house that he doesn't want it absolutely well,
but it's a brilliant idea. The thought that counts, like
I should do this for one of my coworkers, like
all the like old sports memory, I don't want Hey,
here's an advent calendar.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
It's just a bunch of T shirts.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Because then it gives you an activity every day and
for some reason, if you think about it, most advent
caunders are like, here's like a random fact of the day.
Like there's like random ones where it's like I got
this pen, I got this this like hair tie whatever
it is, like, I don't know, that's the same kind
of thing. I just no. I appreciate the handwritten notes.

(41:16):
This is the best gift. I put a lot of
thought on it. And it's the thought that they say counts.
All right, So you guys have to do that or
I'm gonna be upset. I'm gonna be very upset. It's
basically spitting in Santa's face.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
And I'm setting my alarm right now every day to
do it.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
It's gonna be hard for me to not to try
to open them all like one day.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Here's me my thing.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Though, I'm gonna keep mine in my car because I
have to set my alarm at a time when I'm
either at work, because like when I'm not working in
the morning, I'll sleep in.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Before you go in to work.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Well, just so when my alarm goes off and I'm
at work, I can just run back out to my car, okayay,
or I'm at home and I just go out.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
To my car and get it.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
But just make sure you hashtag PTG advent and then
this is what I got day whatever of my Alex
advt cound.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
It's what Alex get rid of. All right, Stranger Things
is back. That's another comeback. Kid, You've pat you're off
on Stranger Things.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Huh, I'm not off.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
I just I never got like I watched season one
like two years after it came out, and it's not
that I thought it was bad, but it just like
never really grabbed me. So I just never got into it.
I eventually I will. I'm probably gonna be done with
Community in like two weeks. Maybe I should just burn
through Stranger Things at that point.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
It looks good.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
It's it's it's dope. It's dope. And I understand it
is a show that would be easy to get off of,
not because it's not good, but because it's how long.
It took five seasons, ten years. Yeah, that happens. It's
that's that's tough. Have you watched all of the episodes,
no spoilers. We're not gonna do spoilers. No spoilers. I
have watched all of them. It was a show like
when it was coming back, I wasn't looking at too

(42:48):
much of the marketing. I was like, yeah, i'll watch it.
I was just trying to be surprised they at least
the first five minutes and people like, oh my gosh,
I don't there and I'm not really I don't really care
about spoilers. If you told me, I would have been like, okay, whatever, thanks,
it rocked right, yeah, like it was awesome. Out of
four ladles of Gravy, it's at least three, more than three.

(43:12):
I'd like to give it, like three and a half.
I would give it four, Okay. I didn't want to
go all in four. I'm fine with four.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
So even three and a half would be very good
for a season. Four stars. Yeah, oh yeah, it's only
first so yeah, you better. Just you're just sitting there
hoping you don't get a Game of Thrones here.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
I don't think. I don't think they can because in
the Game of Thrones even then, like season seven and
then and part of season eight, you were like Oh,
I'm not really liking what they're doing here. The ice
king guy, Who the fuck's this guy?

Speaker 5 (43:41):
Well, also, it was like that would be like if
they had the if for the final season, they just
got they kicked out the creators of Stranger Things and
brought in new people.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
To do it.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Yeah, the final season, they're like, the guy hasn't written
the book. We just got to make shit up. At
this point, they weren't good at it. They were TV people.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
They got the guy that directed Shawshank to direct one
of the episodes in the first and it was pretty sick,
but it answered so many Like what I like is
when you have a show that I'm left wanting a lot.
I have a lot of questions, But they answered enough
to where I'm not like, god, damn it. Yeah, And
this is the way they're splitting it up. By releasing
episodes three different times. They could have easily left John

(44:17):
a cliffhanger, which they sort of did. They gave you
an answer where it's like, you know what, I feel like,
I got a little I got a little bite of
the pie right now. The whole pie didn't go around
without me getting I got a little sliver of it.
I'm happy and I appreciate, Like with Game of Thrones,
the last season, normally there were ten episodes seasons for
Game of Thrones. I think the last one was six
or seven, probably six, And they didn't do that with

(44:39):
Stranger Things, Like Trainer Things is getting its full like
eight episodes that it's gotten. But what's also cool about
Stranger Things is they're like, yeah, so we were gonna
stick to the like forty ish minute hourish minute thing,
and we realized we had too much stories left to tell,
Like I think during the pandemic they said that they
storyboarded the last two seasons altogether, so they were like,
all right, we know how it's going to in, we

(45:00):
know what's gonna happen. We're not getting at to talent
in the amount of episodes you guys gave us. You
think you can have a couple more, and they're like, yeah,
just do Like the last episodes of the fourth season
were like two movies pretty much. Uh huh. It's like, yeah,
we're gonna have Summer an hour and a half, Summer
an hour, some fifty minutes. And I love that about

(45:20):
that where they's like we're gonna tell you the fucking story.
Do you want to sit through it? You can sit
through it. If you don't want to sit through you
don't have to. I think the finale is two twenty
from what I see, it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna
be awesome. I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
I wonder if I can catch up in time.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
You probably can't. You can because of the way it's
broken up. Is thet they're gonna release another four or
another three?

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Three?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, so there were these three Christmas and then New
Year's Eve.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Oh, there's plenty of times beside then. I probably won't.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
I should, you should?

Speaker 5 (45:49):
That was the fun thing about Game of Thrones is
going into the final season. I watched all of it
right before the final season, so everyone that had been
watching for six years, I was like, I did this
in a month.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Everybody just knows me, knows I was Team brand and
from the get guys like that guy, the broken dude,
that guy has something that I like, he's got He's
got a little moxie. But who would have thought I
was right? And I watched half of the first episode.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
I was a tai Wind guy and.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I saw something. I saw Ice King because somebody was
over was watching, but I was like, that guy is scary.
It looks scary. Well, so can we talk about Vecna
it's a spoiler, huh, it might be okay, we won't
talk about ven you guys get one more.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Just even saying that now people are like, oh, I
thought he would have died in episode one.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Now it happened.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
We're not spoiling anything. Not spoiling anything. I'll talk to
you about back now.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Stranger Things is back. It rocks. It's awesome. Though, when
like it's so hyped up, you just I assume that,
like there's no way it can deliver. And it delivered
in every possible way. And there were some episodes, some
parts of the first episode they were slow, I thought,
but it rocked.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
It came out.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
It came out the day before Thanksgiving, and then we
didn't watch it. Then we watched it over the weekend.
But on Thanksgiving Day, my cousin said that he had
stayed up and watched all four episodes. It's like that's
four or five hours of TV and you stayed to
watch it and you're just so lonely in your stuff.
But he said that he was like it was really good.
It's really worth the wait, and I'm like, well, can
it be No? He was totally right, respect two and

(47:16):
a half years of a wait. Yeah. Shout out Stranger
Things though. Shout out Stranger Things, and they did a
good job of making kids that are in their forties
now look like they were in high school and slightly
out of high school.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Did you hear this one that it's been so long
since the first season that eleven is now forty one.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
I have not heard that, but that is hilarious. Stranger
Things back. Shout Out Stranger Things also backs, year end reviews,
year in Reviews, slash recaps, slash rewinds. Thank you everybody
to tag us as their past the gravy being in
their top podcast. If you have a rewind and we're
in one of your top podcasts, hit us up share

(47:58):
it with us. We will repost the fuck out of
you guys. It makes us look great, but just real fast.
I want to shout to alex Though. He was the
first one to do it, so it's the only one
that I've grabbed so far. We will retweet everybody else
that sends us theres. Alex Oh has listened to us
for twenty four thousand, sixty nine nice minutes. In twenty
twenty five, he's listened to us for twenty four thousand minutes.

(48:21):
Over twenty four thousand minutes. I cannot say thank you enough, brother,
Like that means the world that you've spent that much
time with us, Dude, My wife doesn't even really want
to spend twenty four thousand hours or twenty four thousand
minutes of me. But it means the world that you
you obviously are checking out every song. He's in the
point like there's there's like, oh, you were the top
twenty seven percent of fans. He is a point like

(48:43):
in the top zero point zero zero one percent of fans.
I don't think there's anybody that's listened to us more
than you. So I'm not trying to be number one.
Like I don't know who's anybody that's tied with them.
It doesn't show us who like the number one is.
But like I've got to say, we got Gravies nominations.
We're gonna do the no nominations for the Gravy's Awards
next week on next week's episode. I mean, I think

(49:05):
you can pencil Alex oh in for a nomination or
two or three or four, but like not that he
wasn't going to already, but like that's the shit that
gets you a Gravy nomination and maybe a Gravy Award.
All right, alex O, just because you were the first
one to tag using them today, I really I really
appreciate you, brother. Everybody if you if we're on your list,
man tag us. If we're not number one, I don't care,
that's cool. We appreciate you guys spending any time like

(49:28):
this is this is this is why we do this
week and hang out with you guys, even if you're
just talking at us and we're not talking back because
we're listening or watching through different mediums or whatever. I
appreciate the fuck out of you guys. And I know
that YouTube is going to do their year end reviews now,
so maybe we're gonna be on some people's YouTube ones
that would be really cool. And uh, just shout out
to everybody that's that we're gonna show up on or

(49:49):
have shown up on, or appreciate you guys spending time
with us. That is the coolest thing when you see
that somebody like alex I has spent so much time
just like hanging out with you. Like I didn't know
he was hanging out with us that much. We were hanging
out of oxid of the whole time. This is great,
This was great, and we can't wait to hang out
with you guys. December twentieth at the spook Tacular. Also
back this week is trying to get things to jump
off sides. I know this has been going on for

(50:11):
a couple of weeks, but I feel like it's really
ramped up in the last week for me, at least
on my algorithm. Just guys trying to get the t
rex at the museum to jump off side. That's usty,
trying and get the ocean to jump off sides. Did
it worked? The ocean jumped like a bitch. That'll totally work, dude.
Just a hard count in the ocean. Ocean sucks.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
You just gotta wait to see him trying to blitz
in there like Troy paula Malo and you hit him
with that hard count and.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
We can march down the field. Five yard penlloy after
five yard penny at the five yard line. It's set.
We set. I saw they were doing the buckis Beaver.
The statue didn't jump off side that thing, the thing
holds strong, just anything that's like an inam and object
trying to get to jump off sides. It gets me
every time. It is the most childish, stupid shit, but

(50:58):
it is funny every single time. So if you want
to try and get something to jump off sides of
this week that Pass three pod, just tag us in
the video. We'll repost you, we'll share it, we'll put
it on Instagram. If you send us the video, we'll
put it on Instagram. Like this is everybody in the
Gravy Gang trying to get things to jump off side.
And then at the Spook tackle, you need to try
and get us to jump off side the whole time.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
To get so many people, I'm gonna go in for
a hug and as they get closer and go and
they touch me off side, we need to get Robert
a flag.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
And then Roberts just you get to blow the whistle tooth.
That would be so annoying for the people that aren't
there that are listening back, but like that would be
really funny.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
And also we've pitched a couple of times, but I
think we should do who has the coolest stick. We
should we should find a prize and then whoever wins
gets the coolest. Like you find a stick, get to
bring us a stick. It cannot be a stick that
you bought, and that has to be a stick from
the wild, and we will have a portion of the
spooktac He book. All right, everybody, please bring your stick

(52:00):
to the table. Put them on the table, and then
we will pick who has the coolest stick, and then
you win a prize. I've always wanted to do that.
We we have an opportunity in two weeks to do it.
Let's do it. Coolest stick, Coolest stick competition.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Dude's rock.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Somebody's like, what are you all? What is this spook tacular?
What do you do that? We just hang out, We
watch football, we drink, We do a podcast, we do awards.
We have a Christmas bracket, Like what do you like?
What do you mean like bracket? Like you watch it,
watch all the movies. Like no, we just hold up
signs and yell at everybody for them not agreeing with us,
and then we pick a winner.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
It's just guys being dudes and gals be and chicks.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
It's very simple. It's a lot of fun. It's just
a it's just a good old fashion party, and it's
at Cactus Code. We'll tell you guys about that in
a second, but I would love to see all you
guys at the spectacul. We're going to be doing the
Coolest Stick competition, a right, Robert, remind me that we're
doing that. Okay, that's your job to take pictures of
your advent calendar and to remind me that we're doing
a coolest Stick competition. I think we should be allowed

(52:58):
in it too.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Oh, I mean yeah, if I find a cool stick
in the next two weeks, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Obviously bring it in there. And then who's our judge?
Is it just the three of us?

Speaker 5 (53:07):
I mean us, but it's you know, I think we
can be impartial enough to somebody has a better stick
than us. Like, I'm not gonna rob the I'm gonna
do like I see a cool stick, I'm not gonna
be able to contain my excitement.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
That's true. I think maybe we each find like a
random prize that we have to give away. I'll advot calendar, and.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Who knows it could be something?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Could Pat has a baseball, Maybe you give that baseball away?
Could be that'd be a sick prize. That'd be a
sick prize. I think we had a fruitcake last year
that we forgot to give away.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yeah, I forgot about the fruitcake.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
So maybe we just find something we'll like buy your
meal or buy your drink or whatever, bucket of beers
on us.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Or if we find that last year, we can also.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Just get Gunner, who's in charge of Cactus code. But
Gunner picked the coolest stick, and then Gunner can pick
a stick that we don't agree with him. We actually now, yeah,
we like he can pick, but we can overrule, right, Okay, Yeah,
so I love that.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
So there's not power, but there is power to have.
We can overthrow it, but we also have to I
love it. Okay. It's like you did say the answer
wanted good. If you didn't, I was gonna change it.
But now it's your choice.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Bad bad pick Gunner try good?

Speaker 3 (54:15):
All right? What else we got as a comeback, kid?

Speaker 5 (54:17):
H Well, mine is kind of an offshoot of yours,
where it was just guys being awesome, stick with you,
all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
I had one today. I found a fucking baseball and
it's been like the best day that I've had in months.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
That was the first thing Pat told me. I go
let him and he's usually, hey, I'm in the lobby.
I'll go let him in. I'll bring him up to
the podcast room and we're in the alternate podcast room today.
But I was like, I found a baseball. But that
was the first thing Pat said. What's that, Pat? I
found a baseball.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Like you see people online always talking about the cat
distribution system, they find a cat and that's how they
got their cat. They just found it a ball distribution.
I found a ball, got a ball. It's just, guys
are so simple. You found a fucking baseball I need
made my day completely. I do have another baseball, So
you guys probably be getting this baseball if I give
away a baseball at thispook tackulum, Yeah, because this one's

(55:04):
a little danged up.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
It's got character. I don't think you guys are ready
for it.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
To prove it ready for but if you can find
a cool stick, then you might be ready for it.
If you can find a cool stick with character, you
probably deserve a ball.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
That's if somebody brings a stick big enough to where
we can throw it and hit the baseball.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
That would be a pretty cool stick. What if a
dog walked in with a stick, I think the dog wins.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Yeah, you have to trust the dogs. Just maybe that's it.
Somebody bring a dog. We put all the sticks out,
and whatever stick the dog chooses, the dog will get
a vote. Because the dog might not pick the coolest one.
I also just pick the closest one.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
If the dog picks the closest one, then we get
to overrule it. But if not, I think the dog
is law. Yeah dog, they should bring weazy yet, but
I don't really want to have to keep trash chaser around.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
It's okay, hey it's a bar. Sometimes there's a dog there. Anything.
We'll just ask somebody if we can borrow their dog
for Hey.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Can your dog come on the pod. It's an ndia.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
We need to choose the best stick, and you're the
only dog here. We need it.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
So yeah, just that's how you put it. They're gonna
have the coolest stick competition.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
It's a great idea. Uh so, Yeah, guys, been awesome.
Back Also, back chapstick. This is how I think I'm
officially you know, I'm getting olds for the first on
my life. Over the last couple days, like the lips
are dry, I need some chapstick.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
I've been rocking chapstick in my pocket every day.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Years. Man, I used to have one of my backpack.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
It doesn't burt his bees, bro, but I for the
first time ever, I've been like, I need chapstick. Normally
in the past, I would just it wasn't enough for
me to even think that thought, or I would ignore it.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
I'm maturing, you are maturing. I'm maturing, not to maturing, maturing.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Gonna get some chapstick. I'm gonna have tombs on the
fucking just ready.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
To get two tombs anytime you want.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
I'm a full blown adult adult now I could have
given you one tom Yeah, you know me, it's gonna take.
This is a two tomb job.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Maybe maybe it is all right. That was our comeback
kids segment. There was a fun one. There was a
fun one. Moving on, let's go to the not cool sement,
where we tell you it's not cool this week. According
to us, it's the way where we can gripe. If
you'd like to participate in the not cool segment, you
can hit us up on x at past Grade Pod
use the hashtag PTG not cool kind of rant to
us in three to four sentences and make it as

(57:12):
easy for us to read as we can. And then
we'll pick some of the best ones each week to share,
and then we'll give you our not cools. Our not
cool sement is brought to you like we were just
talking about the past. The Gravy twelfth Annual Christmas spoof Tacular.
It's going on Saturday, December twentieth the Cactus Covid. It's
located at thirty three to thirty three West eleventh Street
in Houston. The twenty twenty five gravs Awards will be

(57:36):
that night or that day. During the podcast, it'll be
mostly the awards. We're gonna do the Christmas movie bracket answers.
We'll get the fuck out of there and hang out.
That's what we're gonna do. But it's it's really gonna
be a big hangout party and a podcast that's gonna
break out in the middle of it as well, and
a cool stick competition now so we've added we've added
all kinds of awesome stuff to it. Twenty twenty five
Gravy's nominations will be next week's show. We're gonna do

(57:59):
all the man. End of the Year, Woman of the Year, MVP.
We're gonna do Meme of the Year. We're gonna do
Fight of the Year, Coach of the Year, Athlete of
the year, all kinds of awesome stuff.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Stick of the year.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Oh no, we got well next year, we'll ad that
for next year. We'll add that for next year for sure.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
All year long, we just take pictures.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Check got this stick? Remember the stick pat found in August.
That's a good No, that was a good stick.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Be sick.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
So yeah. Past the Grav's twelfth in Your Christmas Spectacular Saturday,
December twentieth at Cactus Cove, thirty three to thirty through
West eleventh Street in Houston. On our Facebook page. Past
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bring all your pals, wear your Christmas stuff. It's gonna
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(58:46):
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That is the sponsor of our not cool second.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Not cool man, dude, that's not cool.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
Not cool man.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
All right, Our first not cool from you guys and gals.
By the way, if you're listening to us, you can
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how many branches you think a cool stick would have?
And you can see my baseball and how cool they
tell Pat how cool is baseball?

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Is?

Speaker 3 (59:25):
There we go, all right? Our first listener viewers submitted
not cool is Ashley is from Ashley Wilkins at Buster
Healer Mixed and she says her not cool is My
car isn't working. So I've been driving a loaner that
I learned today does not have any heat, just in
time for a cold, rainy day.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
As someone who used to drive a car with no
heat in it for a few years. Let me give
you a little chips gloves. You used to wear some gloves.
That's key, nice little wool winter hat that you can
pull down.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Over your ears, basically saying bundle.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Up, yeah, bundle up. Also, you know what, now you
can bring a blanket in the car. I never did it,
but I thought about it a couple years ago. I
was like, I should have just had a blanket in
the car, like your spare comforter that you don't use,
put that over your lap when you're in the car,
or you know what you know would be snuggy. You
could snuggy that car so hard. If you an excuse

(01:00:20):
to bring back the snug.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Cut a little bit of the top so your feet
don't get fucked with it. Well, you just don't tug
your feet into the bottom. I had a friend in
high school that had almost shitty beamer where the windows
got stuck and so like the windows didn't go up
all the way and then we get cold, like it
would free like the ice would go inside the car too.
But he always would just take a blanket, like there's

(01:00:43):
a blanket in the passenger side of his car and
he would just put a blanket around and when you drive,
I was like, that's weirdesth.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
It driving around like an eighty year old grandma.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Yeah, I'm fine with this. It's very cold. It's very cold.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Dude's rock long.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
But also that didn't rock that much for him, so
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Next up is Melissa hide at Mel hide myself on
X and Mel says or not cool is my back
seizing up on me trying to move stuff while organizing
my garage. Anytime you back seize up, that is.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
I say, back and neck injuries. Those are the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
You sleep wrong, Like, fuck, it's gonna be four days
to feel like this, and just when you're doing anything
in your back. Nope, no you're not, No you're not.
That's the worst.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Like the four days I was at my parents, Like
the chair that I was sitting in most of the time,
it's like a swivel chair and everything, but like I
would stand up and be like, oh, that's a position
I'm not used to being in. Yeah, so my back
was just like every time I stood up for three doses,
I made a grampa noise.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
It does suck, But that is a solid not cool
Melissa teasing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Piece, especially when it's when you're trying to get some stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Yeah, you're like trying to do a chore. I shouldn't
get hurt doing a chore. It's not fair.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Is there her husband's name, Michael? Yeah, it just gives
you an excuse to go office. Michael, Michael, please tell
me you do that. I bet so, Like, I'm sure
that's so fun for him. Dudes love dudes love just
being yelled at from across the house when, especially when
there's a chore at the end of it. We love
it so much.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Our last listener viewers to be not Cool from Todd
Voss probably also going to get some some Gravies nominations
next week, but Todd is at as underscore seen Underscore
by Underscore TV. Todd says he's not cool is having
Last Christmas from Wham stuck in my head for days
because my daughter won't stop singing or listening to it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Yeah, but that song's a banger. It's December.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
You just have to accept that every day there's going
to be some Christmas song stuck in your head and
a couple of days.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
It's gonna be a new one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Hey, at least it's not Mariah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. No, we're not
going to do all that. That does suck when you
have a song that you don't really like stuck in
your head and why am I singing it? I don't know,
my brain's broken.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
I got one for you that hopefully it'll change it. Ready,
you're a mean one, That's all I'm giving you. Now,
you've got to finish singing it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
You know he was supposed to start sing it so
then it would get stuck in his head.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Twenty nine and a half foot pool there you go,
Just start singing. Just start singing another one so.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
They get another one. Yeah, drown it out. Drownd it out, buddy, Or.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
Fill up a bucket with wet tennis balls next to
you and every time she's singing it, just throw a
test ball at her.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Then make you a stance side, especially when it's cold.
Don't do that, and then she'll really not when I
was done to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Just wet tennis balls are funny to hit people with.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
It ruins their shirt for a second.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
Well, shit, they're at home.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Yeah, change, you're.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
Just in the car. You've got it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
And then you're just throwing them backwards in the car
because you're driving and can't see.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Hope one Pitzer, I'll piggyback off of Todds. He's my
nest with my kids or my oldest kid. Myn Not
cool is kids with Christmas trees. Just I'm new to
her being mobile this year. When we have Christmas trees,
you just can't hang anything like to a certain a

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certain height.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Just pull it all off.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Yeah, like we have these uh they're not there's shatterproof ornaments,
but like you can just still yank the silver part
at the top off and like they were like twelve
of them on the floor the other day.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
So you just have a.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Yeah, it's decorated probably like or you could put a
gate around it. It's like a seven foot tree. It's decorated.
We don't have a baby gate. I dont want to
buy baby gate. Now put some go.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
To home deep I and just get some of that
wired netting. Probably cheap.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
I mean she it's what's cool is like my daughter
is fascinated with the Christmas tree, like every day. Of course,
when I go home and I plug it in, she
goes oooh the lights come on. And then we have
this little Mickey mouse thing my wife had when she
was a kid. You plug that in and Mickey and
goofy and many are like riding horses and the ornaments
that you put around the tree, and she loves watching

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those and pointing at those, and then she just tries
to grab all the ornaments that she can get when she's.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Standing candy canes on it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
No candy canes would be a nightmare. Oh yeah at
this point.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
But it'd be really funny if you hung them just
out of reach, just out of reach. Yeah, you can
have it if you get it, knock the whole tree over.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
It's but yeah, just she's in that like phase of
a curious and destructive without being it's like in a
good curious way, but you're like, you're breaking all of
the things you're touching. Stop doing it, Please stop touching
they stop touching that glass, winner, Please stop touching that glass.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Sticky, stop touching everything.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Yeah. So uh and just with the Christ's tree, she
goes and she just hits all the branches of course
and just like swipes up and down on them, just
figuring figuring shit out. I get that there's ribbon around it,
and she tries to pull it as much as she can.
She's not great for the tree. Just I like having
her down there. You're constantly having the police area now too,

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So it's just one more thing with kids with Christmas trees.
Cool but not cool at the same time.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
I mean we had a fake tree growing up, so
it was one of the one where they would just
like all about or branches, I guess whatever you call
them would just fold out, and then you had to
like pull them apart to make it fill up, because
you know that's how it folded. I used to bring
my action figures in there all the time and be
like they were fighting at different levels, jumping off of
one branch onto another to hit the guys.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
It was perfect. Yeah, yep, it's fun to play with
the trees when you're a kidic cool.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
What do you guys got?

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
I had a couple one just uh, let's speak directly
to the camera on this one. In case there's any
city planners or anybody that works at tech dot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Can we fucking stop with roundabouts? They're stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
They're the easiest thing to figure out.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
Yes they are, but for some reason, nobody in this
fucking city can figure them out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
There's not a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
I went through three quarters of a roundabout today almost
got hit twice.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
But there's not how there's not that many roundabouts. I
kind of argue that there need to be more so
people do get used to them because they are building them.
This is there aren't a lot here if they don't
need them.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
We have a grid system.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
Everything criss crosses, just stop signs and stop lights were fine,
they're like, hey, what if at this one intersection we
put a fucking roundabout. By the way, there's a stop
light three hundred feet down that way, so guess what
can happen that backs up into the roundabout?

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
How good does that sound? I'll just do it. Quircle
that one right there. I don't think it was because
of light.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
I think it's because there's a train track down and
I don't know if you know this about trains, sometimes
they go on for like fifteen minutes yep. So it
was literally backed up into the roundabout and people just
didn't know. Also, people going into the roundabout, it's all
yield signs. The three cars in front of me use
that as a stop sign. I was like, what the

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fuck is happening right now?

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
It's it's the same thing when you're at a four
way stop. It's just like, you think that should be
the most easy thing to navigate in the world. That
guy goes, that guy just went, This guy goes my
turn right cool? And this hell to just say it go,
that's evidence right there. People can't a four way stop.
Why the fuck would you think that, Yes, the roundabouts
should be easier and it should help with the flow
of traffic. Unfortunately, sometimes you have to go listen. People

(01:08:11):
are stupid. They're not going to adapt. Stop building them.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
I don't think we're building new ones. The one that
I went through was completed like within the last year.
Oh really, it's it's it's down on and on Navigation
down the street from Memphis, Okay, and then there's a
train tracks on the other side.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Oh some people, yeah, some people.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
But I said it also, don't build one three hundred
yards from train tracks. It was literally back then, it
was so dumb. That's one of them. My other one
is I don't know if this if it's just the
way the scent hits my nose. I got a monster
the other day and then I was running errands and
I left it in the car. I was inside for

(01:08:52):
like twenty minutes. I come back out something about an
open monster. And it's not like it got heated up
in the car. This was I think yesterday. When you
leave an open monster in the car for a little while,
you get back in there, the whole car smells like
a fart. Something about the chemicals and monster when it's
just left to breathe in a small area.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
I don't love the smell monster.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
It's last thing.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
I like the smell of monster, but stagnant monster. For
some reason, we'll just fill up a small area with
the scent of fart. I don't know what ingredient is
in there that is fart. Maybe it's the touring or
guanine or whatever the farre is mean, why does it
smell like fart? My car has smelled like fart for
the past twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
I just because it's a bunch of random chemicals and
shit that's probably not good for you. And I bet
that that doesn't smell good because it's not good for you, probably.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
But it really annoyed me that I got back in
my car, and I was like, because I don't drink
monsters very often, but like once or twice a year,
I'm good for forgetting it in there. Now I have
fart car. I've got fart car for twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
My brother used to every morning on the way to school.
He would drink the like the og Monster, like the
tall Boy screw top one. And I just I that
smell is imprinted in my brain forever, and I just
if somebody opens them us and you're like nope, I
love the smell of energy drinks. I can't really do
energy drinks.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
It's like I like the smell of cigarettes. I don't
smell cigarettes. I know it's not a good smell, but
I smell I'm like cigarettes. It smells like freedom to me.
Someone's like, you know what, No, I'm not moving to pouches.
I'm still gonna keep smoking cigarettes. I respec I respect
that too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
It's a respectable thing, even though it shouldn't be what
it is because it looks cool and it smells cool.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
I did see a meme yesterday where it was like
reject modernity, return to classic or whatever fuck it was,
and it was a picture of a furry and then
Joe Cammell and I was like, yes, Joe Camill was
got it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
I got it right, would you?

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
And you're not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
People not paying you properly. Oh really, does that that
happen to you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
You don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
I don't like that at all. It was something that
happened this week where I did work for something and
I quoted a certain price. But in that quote I
said that it was just a change based on how
many hours I worked. Because this was like a video project,
like I don't know how long it's going to take,
so it was clearly there. Then they come back to

(01:11:12):
me two weeks after I've already delivered the the videos
and the invoice. Two weeks later, they're like, hey, I
don't want to pay that much the what I had
the new thing, And it was just a bunch of
back and forth of like you acknowledged it, and now

(01:11:32):
it's only it's two weeks later. I've already delivered you
the thing. It's just obviously being vague, but like it
just this situation where like now been playing Yeah, now
now they're like attacking my character and making it seem
like I'm shady. I'm like, nah, you're you're distorting the truth.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
And it's like that's fine in the future.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
Payment on delivery. Here it is, it's done. Here's the invoice. Well,
we actually have to ship it out. Call who you
need to call it school. You're not getting it until
like at my payment.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Well you should start watermarking stuff where it's just got
like your name across it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
Yeah, oh yeah, here's the copy with the watermark to
show you that it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Was you guys want to see does that work? Can
you'll if you all approve that, I will send over
the others as soon as I receive payment, and then
you hold all the cards. Yeah, I mean you still
kind of do because I fucking quoted you this. This
is what but what happened to you? You were like,
it's starting at this, like this is my rate, it
starts at this. Yes, so this is what you're walking in.
This is what you're starting at. You're probably gonna go

(01:12:29):
over because I'm going to do more stuff. And they
were then being like, no, no, no, no, you said when
it's you said starting, I thought, that's all it meant
is your failure to understand is not that's not on me,
constitute me not getting the money that I am ode.
I think you're Robert was texting me yesterday about this
and I got I've I've been heated on behalf of Robert.

(01:12:51):
I want to I want to scream at somebody like
how dare you? And Robert's like the most like the
sweetest guy in the world, like just being well, pardon me,
actually on my behalf, I have to tell you that
this is not true, and I will be quoting you
this like Robert's just like the most like, yeah, professional,

(01:13:11):
I'm not like very confrontational. No, he's never like what
the fuck I heard he said? Gosh darn, he said
gosh darn. I was like, whoa, I had to like
part of my language. Whoa. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
That's the equivalent of Bobby flying off the hand.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
I can't. I'm so sorry I went there. I like,
I hope you I hope, I hope it didn't hurt
our relationship. Yeah, I hope you don't think of me differently. Now.
It's like, no, bro, I got you, absolutely got you. Yeah,
that's bullshit. People trying to be cheap over just just
any amount of money is ridiculous. But the fact that
like they're just trying to like drag you through the
mud though and make it look like, oh, you're being
the dick.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
People, And I'm not saying that, like we're not swinging hammers.
Nobody's swinging hammers. We're not in the oil fields or
anything like that. But like people don't understand. And it
probably goes with for photography and just any kind of
like I guess creative art media stuff. Yeah, any kind
of media, editing anything. People don't understand how like to
photoshop something. Yeah, that's a cool picture that probably took

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fifteen twenty minutes for somebody to do a bunch of
work on it. If Robert's shooting a video and then
going home and editing it, it's not like it's a
thirty second edit. Like we put those clips out there,
maybe a minute and a half each week when I'm
editing those up. And I'm not saying I'm good at editing.
Robert's way better than I am, but like clipping them
takes like ten fifteen minutes a clip if I'm not

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stopping to do other shit too. So it's it's a
time consuming thing. And people that don't do it don't
understand that, and they're okay, all you do is edit
a video, like yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
That's the key.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
It's like, why did it take you so long to
edit it? The fact that you don't know the answer
to that is why you hired me to edit it,
because you don't know how to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
The best part was there they were acting like they
could go, They're gonna go somewhere else, and it's like,
good luck, good luck getting anybody to do what you
wanted to pay Robert, because they're not doing that. They're
not gonna do that, and AI is not gonna do
as good of a job as Robert. I can tell
you that much. But yeah, dude, that sucks. Robert wins
the not cools this week. But like I I want,

(01:15:09):
I was ready to go to war yesterday. I was
ready to go to war. That's why I luckily I
stacked your advent calendar. So like I was angry. So
Robert got some cool shit. There's some days with Robert's
gonna have cooler shit. You gotta be well. Alex wanted
to go to war.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
I got a baseball, dude, I'm good for them.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
All right, those are solid not cools.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Bobby did win that though, of course.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
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we're neck next. Still we're still neck and next.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
It's a half game difference, right Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
One, Pat and I both went one and two, but
both of us looked like we were gonna go to
and one at one point and it just didn't work out.
That way, So Pat and I go one and two
on the week, I am twenty one seventeen and one.
Pat is twenty one and eighteen. So literally a half
a game separates us with Yeah, we're on the other

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Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
An exciting race.

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Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
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Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
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Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Any questions, all right. Our first question this week comes
to us from our buddy Josh Tree Caddle at Joshua
Tree seven to one three and Josh says, do Christmas
trees want to get all dressed up and live in
Or are we just forcing our beliefs on them and
shortening their life in an effort to domesticate them?

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
Hashtag free the trees. I'll draw parallel to something else
because it's not. It's not about shortening their life. Their
life wouldn't be there if not for us. There's these
things called Christmas tree farms. They are grown just to
be cut down. Much like you'll see, Peter, like you
shouldn't killed chickens. The only reason those chickens are alive
is because they were bred for us to kill and

(01:18:26):
then feed lots of people. It's the whole point of
their existing. Their existence was only so that I could
have chicken wings.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Okay, it is what it is. It's the same thing
with trees.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
Do you remember, Pat, what we did. Do you think
there's just round fields of Christmas trees that are growing
wild out there? No, that's called a forest. We specifically
grow them to be cut down.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Pat, Do you remember what your ancestors did to the
Native Americans? Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
No, because mine didn't come in until after that. We
actually came down through Canada, took and then from Ireland.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
They took their land one and then we're like, here
won the lane. Here go to this shitty place bought
them and you have to go there. Imagine, imagine that
you're just a Douglas Fir tree just living your best
life and they're like, hey, hey, this is ours now,
but I just want to live in my lfe Like no, no, no, no, no,
this is ours now. Also, we're gonna chop you down

(01:19:19):
and then we're gonna take you and put you inside,
and we put a bunch of shit on you. And
also you're gonna die in like a month. And if
you don't die, we're still gonna just throw you out
on a street and then you're gonna go to a
dump and then die there because we ended your life
by cutting the bottom of you off. So that like
we are literally cutting these trees down instead of building
them up and lifting them up.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
Yeah, but we give them a more comfortable It's like
hospice care for these trees is what it is. We're
bringing them inside into climate controlled areas so you're not
just out there in the elements. And two, guess what
a lot of times there's gonna be a TV in
the same room the trees get to watch football.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
Until they die.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
You know who likes it?

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
And then they get to die.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Do you know who likes the elements? Trees sometimes they're
built for they're literally built for it, but they are in.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
Market be painful to lose their leaves.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
But I've been saying for your Christmas trees. Furs specifically
have been a marginalized group for years, and we just
pretend like it's not happened. We just pretend like this
is a fucking normal thing to go and just kill
a tree, just shorten its life and throw some cool
shit on it and then be like, oh, I'm done
with you, you see you later, and just throw it out

(01:20:25):
and it's not my problem anymore. That is fucked up, dude,
and I will not stand for it. We should free
the trees. That's why I have always been a fake
tree guy. We should be a fake tree person. If
you have a fake tree, you're saving the trees. Get
a fake tree. You don't have to keep buying them.
You don't have to do the work of chopping it
down and then worry about getting sap and dumb shit
all over your other You don't gotta water it. Little

(01:20:48):
pine needles aren't falling off, and the fur trees can
live their fucking best life.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Think about this, though, what if trees want to die?

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
Because let me, what if every year during the winter
your skin fell off, probably we would be pretty fucking painful.
And then you had to reach That's.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
That thing about the fucking fir trees, bro. They got
the fucking they got the pines there, man, they hang out.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
Don't their pines fall off?

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
No, that's they're evergreens, bro.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
What's that? What that means?

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Yeah, so that's why we do it in the winter.
All the other trees and the winter are not they
have no leaves.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
Okay, my my argument does not work for specifically Christmas tree.
They didn't think that through.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
We've been a fake tree family my whole life. I
don't know shit.

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
About them's the tree guy. I don't celebrate Arbor Day.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
Thank you for being part of the solution and not
part of the problem then, Pa, But you're defending the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
Some would say when it comes to trees, I'm part
of the final solution.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Don't we'll cut that part.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
I couldn't. I couldn't help.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
That is Actually it's basically we're sending these Christmas farms
are essentially camps. They are essentially camps that we were
sending Innocent Douglas first to to die.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
No, because the farms are where they are grown, and
then we cut them and take them away from there.
If anything, it's it's almost exactly like chickens being grown,
or if you want to make the case, kind of
like spartans from Halo, where we kidnap them as children
and then bring them somewhere else and train them.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
No, they are literally work camps. They're like here, they're
not working while they're there, They're just growing. That is what.
That's how a tree works. They grow. It's it's it's
like hey grow, grow, fuck face, so we can cut
you down.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Hey, we're just gonna We're gonna grow you here, and
you can sit here doing nothing your whole fucking life.
We give them purpose. What like Christmas tree not the
greatest thing. A tree can become a baseball bat. Baseball
bat is what is the greatest thing?

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
The tree can palm tree be pretty sick.

Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
But then you're just a tree like the wood, like
a house, like a good ash. You can become a
great baseball bat or a maple, a canoe.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Canoe would be pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
I still think baseball bat is the cool one, but
not a Most trees don't become that or if you
were just the two by four that was being held
by Hack Saw Jim Duggan back in the day.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
It's a wrestling reference.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
Yeah, I don't know. I think it's fucked up. Dude, Robert,
what do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
I agree?

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Fake trail a way, fake tree, fake trail, free the trees,
yea fore the trees, free the trees. We're a pro
tree podcast, so a lot of people don't know that
about us, but we are very pro tree podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
Okay, I mean we probably should because we do have
an obesity problem in this country, and more trees means more.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Oxygen, more oxygen. It's good for us. But we're literally
like this is basically like smoking a million cigarettes by
chopping down a thousand trees.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
I wonder if it's easier to run a mile woodlands
than because there's so many more trees there, more oxygen.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
You know, the woodlands actually is it's an Iceland greenland situation,
not that any woods there.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
When I go to the woodlands, I see many trees,
lots of lots of woods.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Yeah, I know, I just drop that out of like
the next time he says with DS it's actually a
Greenland thing. It's all all the woods are really.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
And Katie Paarland, no fucking parent.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
I've never seen a fucking pair in Parland never, not once.
Fucking bullshit is where it is. But yeah, the whole
Christmas Street thing we really look into, it's fucked up.
So go with the fake tree, save the trees or
hashtag free the Trees, Free the trees. Josh Tree, Great,
great question about trees. Leave it to Josh Tree to
have the tree question, all right. Next question is from

(01:24:26):
Luke Sein and Luke says would pair it to be
the best ventriloquists if they had hands?

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
Yeah, because a lot of time, like you, they don't
open their mouth all the way. I'm making noises at all,
barely barely emotion and you're just like, what the when
they do the whistle thing, I can't whistle like that,
but like their beak doesn't move.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
But can they do different voices or is it all
the same voice? They can do they can mimic whatever
they've heard. So if you play to a bunch of stuff,
that's the only thing.

Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
I think that's a good point. Though they can't change
their their voice.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
They probably could, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Out of all of the animals, if they had hands,
parents would absolutely be the best ventriloquists. I think you
could make a case that they are better than humans
at ventriloquism. But human beings have the ability to think
and come up with our own own words on our
own time, put our own accents or whatever we want

(01:25:26):
to do on to it. So the bird would only
be able to be a ventriloquist of like whatever routine
it had.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
Also seen a chimpanzee.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
They can't talk, so yeah, that's a bit that they
literally it is part of ventriloquism.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Yeah, are there any other animals that can talk besides parrots?

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
No, made meuth the cat, but that was not a
more poken.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
I think the parrots win by default just by being
the only other animal that can talk.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Right, But he says best ventriloquist, Well.

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
Yeah, they'd better than any other one because they're the
only ones forming words.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Not best animal ventriloquist though, so like im, i'd think like.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
When you oh, you I mean compared to human No,
humans are still gonna win.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
But also I think there's a good argument that a
parrot could be because if you shaw, if you taught
a parent Jef Dunham's routine, it was it was a
parent like Jeff Dunham. You can sometimes see the side
of his mouth movement. If a parrot knows his routine
heart by heart, like, I think the parrot might fool everybody,
And also like the aspect to be like, that's a

(01:26:23):
fucking parrot doing this. This is crazy. You mean you
mean to tell me a bird, a bird is playing
this puppet.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
He's just got a small Maybe that's what or parrot
ventriloquism is. He just gets smaller birds of like different
and mimics the other birds.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Oooooooooo, yeah that's what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
Yeah, like that, And I feel like they probably could
mimic more birds than we.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Could do voices.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Yeah, they definitely could.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
So yeah, back on team parrot.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Better than humans though.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
Yeah, because think of the wider array of birds they
could do.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
I'm just not as into a bird ventriloquist show if
it's just doing bird sounds.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
Imagine a bird ventriloquist with a tiny little Jimmy Buffett
doll and it was singing Jimmy Buffett songs, that'd be
bird seception. I am a parrothead too, so that would
be a little fucking parrot singing cheeseburger and paradise.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
That would be pretty sick. I think humans have a
slight edge.

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
Depend on the audience. Are you playing right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Great great point. In general, I would imagine more people
are gonna go see ventriloquist shows than parrots or birds
in general. Birdwatchers, bird watchers, oh, birdwatchers, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
My god, it's like a It's like a hen is
really in the room with me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
I think there's more non birdwatchers than bird watchers though,
So I'm gonna lean human over parrot as a better ventriloquist.
But I think a parrot is it's like human, and
then riple a human parrot pretty close, pretty close.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
It's like the Jordan Kobe not as good, but you're up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
There like, yeah, you're in the discussion. You are in
the discussion. So slight edge to the humans in that
one over ventriloquists, or slight edge or for humans or
parrots iss ventriloquists, not much though, great question. That was
a fucking killer question. Dude. All right, next question we've
got is our girl teat Chiloupa's back. What's up, Tia Chiloopa.

(01:28:14):
Tia says, Reese's peanut buttercups versus bacon? Who you got?

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
Not even it's bacon.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
I don't know if it's that easy of a decision.
I went back and forth. I went back and forth.
I did. I did decide bacon.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
But like, there's no substitute for bacon.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
I would imagine that this is no peanut butter cups.
But this is like they took the best peanut butter cup.
I can't have a like they didn't specific specify that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
It's not exactly peanut butter. But guess what you can't
Ree's pieces. All right, that'll do. That'll be a good subjec.
There's no subit for bacon.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
You sold me. You sold me with that argument. That's
a solid argument.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
Yeah. I mean, like the closest thing to bacon would
be fat back.

Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
Not a lot of people know what that is or
eat it, and it's basically just bacon.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Like turkey bacon though.

Speaker 5 (01:28:59):
Yeah no, see there's no other ba like turkey bacon
is bullshit. It doesn't bacon ham also comes from a
big from a pig delicious, not as good as bacon, Robert,
what about you?

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
You know, I actually think I have them both about
the same amount, which is say, not a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
So bacon's way more versatile.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
I definitely eat bacon more and that's why I was like,
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
You can put bacon with eggs, you can put bacon
on a burger, you can have bacon to mac.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
And cheese, wrap it around a steak.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
You're basically either eating Reese's peanut butter cups or it's
going on like a peanut butter cup pie.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
There's not a lot of versatility.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
The dessert.

Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
Yeah, you can put them in like ice cream, but
it's like it's all dessert food, Like there's there's no variation.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
Because the way I looked at it was like, I, yeah,
you're right, I don't want to give peanut butter cups.
But I was like, there's a lot other cant I
could go Snickers. I could be like, I'm not saying
that they're the same, but I think Snickers would be
an okay substitute. There's not really a great substitute for bacon,
because I that includes all bacons, Turkey acon, Canadian bacon,
like anything like that. Bacon is just one big thing,

(01:30:07):
and Reese's peanut butter cups is like, I eat bacon more.
I would hate it. I would hate to go to
that Reese's. But I think you gotta go bacon. It's
a bacon's the edge, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
And I don't want people to think I'm hating on
Reese's Peanut butter cups.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
No, we had to. We had to pick one.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Like they're both still great, but the level at which
they're at.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Is just no, they're both like one a level of
like goodness.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
No, I would say this is like if you're saying
who would you rather have Michael Jordan or.

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
Who's the current?

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Really say Kobe because you already did that reference. Because if.

Speaker 5 (01:30:44):
Them is, I was gonna say, like Michael Jordan or
like the junas ilgasicisis is really really good?

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
He was?

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
But like bacon is among the goat of foods period
minute bowl there you go. I was trying to think,
here's the one that I was trying the name I
was trying to pull, but I coudn't remember it. It
was a sharpshooter for the for the Minnesota Timberwolves years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
White guy had like a very European name. He was
like an NBA Jane.

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
He was like a sharp shooter three guy before the
Ricky Rubio. No, no, no, We're years before they Rubio.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
Damn it. I'll find it before we finished, and it'll
be a great poll.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
No one'll remember it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
But oh she.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
Just gone with Jordan Kobe again and just seeing how
many Jordan Koby read.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
How many times I can do the same one. Keep going,
keep going.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
I'll find him. Good question. Ta Ta Chaloupa sent her
first question in last week. It's been all fire, all fire,
and I think they're both who you got questions? So
shout out to you, Chilupa. I hope we see you
at the spooktacle. Ta Come on, dad, introduce yourself. Andrew
Alderman writes in with our next one, and Andrew says,

(01:31:56):
why do trolls always live under bridges?

Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
Wally's rbac That was who I was trying to think of.
What a pole?

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
Well, wasn't kinds of a pool because you had to
look it up, but still a pole pole is just
like off the top of your head.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
But awesome for his time.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
He won Jordan fun to play an NBA two K.

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
Dude was so wet from three.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
It's like Nick Young. Nick Young had a very easy
shot to learn on two K. Nick Young the player
in real life not anywhere, not as reliable, but he
was All Star every year when he was on my
team's Okay, Andrew Alderman says, why do trolls always live
under bridges?

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
Free rent?

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
That's a good one. I have a weird theory about
trolls though, because I feel like trolls were just what
they called homeless people a long time ago, like in
the eighteen hundreds, and then fairy Tales hijacked it. They're like, yeah,
that fucking troll was hassling me. I was trying to
cross the bridge, and it was like, ah, I give
him money, give me some money, And they just didn't

(01:32:59):
have a word for homeless.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
Also, I mean, trolls needed the bridge because it had
to be a narrow passageway that they could stop you
from crossing until you did whatever they wanted you to do.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
It gave them their money.

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
And back then, if there was a bridge built, there
probably wasn't another one for a long distance, and you
couldn't just swim across the river.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
It was fast and it was.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
Cold, but they could get a cash out of you
while they were at it. And then I think fairy
tales were like troll because there were just haggardly dudes
that I would imagine like haggardly dudes under a bridge,
like ah, give me this, you shall not pass, like
oh that shit. Like then fairy tales are like there
was a troll under the bridge, blah blah blah blah blah,
and then we just think that there's some like crazy

(01:33:38):
mythological creature when really I think in real life trolls
were just homeless people.

Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
I think I just figured out something what the modern
troll is, and it makes sense. Toll troll you have
to pay to get through the troll. Tolls are just
the modern trolls.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
They never heard that. That's like a whole got pay
the troll toll, well troll till.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
Yeah, but like see this is all clicking with me
all at once. But that's what tolls are, just the
modern trolls.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Yeah, but initially probably.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
Like this toll came from the troll. I'm not a
smart guy.

Speaker 5 (01:34:17):
Yeah, like I'm thirty four and I just made that connection. No,
I'm thirty five, right there, not a smart guy just
made that connection in my life. I do that like
three or four times a year. I forget how old
I am.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
I'm always with it, like well hold on, wait wait, no,
it's after July. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
But they realized that. I think, like trolls are always
living under bridges just because like it's free. And also
I think trolls were just homeless people and then they
almost people lived under bridges, so they were like, hey,
we're gonna call them trolls. And it's like a it's
a way like gentrify it, like they gentrify it, like
it's like sodo soapa.

Speaker 5 (01:34:55):
Also, the the whole bridge thing was good for them
because if you failed their riddle, they could kill you
and then guess what, throw your body in the river
at washes.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
Way yep, not like they didn't have police then back then,
can improve it, you could do anything. It was a
wild West.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
Trolls really had it figured out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
Trolls had it all.

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
That's more fairy tale trolls now now if you want
to get into Scandinavian trolls. So that's a whole other story.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
But trolls had it all, dude, They used to They
had the world by the balls, and they fucked it
all up.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
Then they had a resurgence in the nineties with some dolls.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Then that's when they really fight it. That was they're like,
they're they're cute. Look at these cute little things. They're like, no, no, no,
no no.

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
The boo boos, honestly, now look more like trolls than
the troll dolls. Did your trolls? Where will the trolls
boobos are evil? You can't convince me otherwise.

Speaker 3 (01:35:40):
Um, all right, great question, Great question, Andrew. Our next
question is strong. Our buddy alex oh, who's listened to
us for over twenty four thousand minutes this year, shot
out to you buddy at alex mcdunder one on eggs
and alex Oe says, which state would make the best ladle?

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
Now I'm pulling it up.

Speaker 5 (01:35:57):
I was gonna say, right off the top of my head,
my first thought was California.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Not Louisiana. It's literally a bowl.

Speaker 5 (01:36:03):
Well that's why I said that was just off the
top of my head. I'm pulling now, I'm thinking not
even Louisiana. I'm thinking Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
No, okay here I power let me let me go
first on this, Okay, because I had to do a
whole power rankings. I did the research on this.

Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
One is Louisiana just because it is literally like there's
a bowl in New Orleans, which is the bottom part
of it. It's perfect for being a ladele. It's a
perfect lad.

Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
That's a small little cup. You got it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
It's a little cup, but it's a perfect ladele. Idaho
is what I had too, because it is maybe a
better looking ladel than any other state in the nation.
I just don't know if it's got the depth that like,
you know, Louisiana has New Orleans. Three Oklahoma. That's a
big ass fucking dipper it look at it, it's just

(01:36:56):
all like.

Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
You just looking at it. By what has a handle?

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
You turn Oklahoma side you hold Oklahoma by the little
panhandle you dip there. You can hold a bunch of shit.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
And angle it's not gonna hold you can hold.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
You can hold a bunch of shit in Oklahoma. Florida
is four upside down Florida rocks, and then five Alaska.
Alaska tiny little baby thin handle. But that's a big
ass fucking dipper part.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
The handle's not connected though.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Yeah, it's all little dots. No like the it can be.
It's just like it's pieced together.

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
I think you're missing a major one here.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
Well, I had California and New York where my.

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
Still haven't even said it. I want you to look
real quick. It doesn't have a handle. But look at
that bowl on Minnesota on the on the eastern side handle. Look,
there's a little bit of a handle right here.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Now, you put a handle on Wisconsin.

Speaker 5 (01:37:49):
Not Wisconsin, Minnesota, the entire eastern side of the state
is just a giant sea that you could hold so
much with that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
I think Minnesota would be the best.

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
There's no handle, And the whole point of a ladle
is if if you put a handle on it, everything's
a ladle if you put a handle on it. If
you don't have a handle, in this exercise, it doesn't work.
This isn't if you put it. If you put a
handle on any state, then it could be like, all right,
all of them are gonna be awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
The northeastern side right there, that's the handle. It's a
little bit of a wide handle. It's a it's a
short handle, it's a handle.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
You know. That could be your answer, but I'm gonna
I'm gonna disagree with you on that.

Speaker 5 (01:38:23):
Also, you know what, I feel like we should say
Texas because you hold it by the panhandle that Rio
Grand Valley down there, that's what you can get a
little scoop. Now it's gonna be more of a popsicle
ladle where you gotta scoop from the bottom of the hold.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
On the top five. Texas is not top Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
Is always top five. Texas is always top five.

Speaker 5 (01:38:37):
Robert, what do you think Washington also, that's got a
nice scoop up there in the northwest.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking Idaho, Idaho. I think Idaho.
When you think states, you don't think Idaho as a
ladle state. But I think Idaho might be the best
ladle state, even better than Louisiana, which I thought was
unbeatable going out of this.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
Also, Massachusetts, if you have the actual state as the
handle of the thick part as the handle, and then
Cape Cod right there, it's got a nice little scoop.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
I looked at it, but it's almost like two scoops
that are like weird handles. You get to pick it up.
It's almost like a bag.

Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
It's it's an awkward ladle, but it would.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
Be like a bag to me. Fair though, So Idaho
is what Robert's gonna go? And Pat would you pick?

Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
Uh, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Minnesota as my
number one.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
That's terrible number one. It's not if you were like
giving me power rankings, it was the top five, Like, okay,
I'll give you Minnesota. It's like a five number one. Crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
If you only want to use part of a state.
If you Michigan, you take Michigan, use the Upper Peninsula.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
Yeah, it's all give me on nothing. Yeah, but you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
You can't cut out sixty percent of the state the
Upper Peninsula. Well actually technically, I mean then you get
a glove and a ladle all in one state. Yeah,
so you can reach in the oven with your ladle.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
That's true. If it was like what state would be
the best to take something out of the oven with,
Michigan would be easily it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
What state makes the best kitchen set?

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
Michigan Michigan, no question, no question, great question though, Alex,
So I love that. I like when we have to
look at states and come up with share like that.
Raymundo Bena Videz at Camundo be on X says, this
is our final question. He says, is time Irish? Every
hour does start with o'clock? Yeah, I don't have enough evan.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
So yeah, time is very Irish because what's the most
famous saying about time. It's five o'clock somewhere. That's what
it means. You can start drinking. And that's how the
Irish clock.

Speaker 4 (01:40:41):
That's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:40:42):
Most people don't realize the Irish clock starts at five o'clock.
That's the start of the Irish na at the top
of it. Yeah, it's the start of the Irish I
know that, which makes sense because it's an Irish clock.

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
It's drunk. It's probably tilted.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
Okay, I did not know that though. That's a very
interesting fact. Pat, thank you for sharing that. You're very welcome,
sir Irish clocks. I'd love to share my culture. When
so it's just five at the top, then six is
like the one okay, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
Because your day starts when you start when you have
a drink, right, That's what I always say.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
That's what Pat always says, which is not. It's not
a problem at all, not a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
I don't have a problem with it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
No you don't. No, you don't, Nor should you, buddy,
Nor should you. That was a great question. Raymundo raining
past the Gravy MVP at the Gravies. We'll see if
he can go. Is this three in a row that
he would win? Or four? I mean he's a dynasty already.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
Might be four.

Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
Yeah, he could go dynasty level here. That would be insane.
I mean, no one's ever won three in a row. Fuck, dude,
he could be monopolized in the game for past bad
for the competition?

Speaker 4 (01:41:45):
Is he bad for the game?

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
I don't think so good that he interacts with us.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
I'm just bringing up what people say. I would never
say that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
I would not either. I would definitely not. All right, Well,
that was our that was our answer. Sement again at
past grey Pod hashtag pgg answers if you'd like to
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a lot of fun stuff. We got twenty two more
days until Christmas, so twenty two days of chores. I

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want I want, I want this. This has better not
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guys listen to us. Are watch us means the world
to us. Let's do a random celebrity generator to wrap
this bad boy up. Michael Jordan, Michael Kobe Bryant, I'm
gonna go goes, Zoey Deschanel, Zoe Deschanell, m j Zoe

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and Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bean, Bryant, the Bean, Michael Jeffrey Jordan.
It's geography, Jordan. I'll build on all that, all right,
Darrah O'Brien, Natalie Wood, Jessica Alba, Ken Rosewall, Kate Blanchette, Craftwerk,
Diane Lane and Robin Williams. Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Zoe

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desk Channel, Novak Djokovic, Greg lugan Is, Thomas Muster, Jack Lemon,
LeAnn Ryims, Fred Stole, Bobby Jones and Steven Tyler. All right,
last one, Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Zoey desch now Here
we go, Mary Pickford, Mario Andretti, Orson Wells the clash,

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Nicola Petronel petron Jelly, Anna Magnani, Robert de Niro and
Benedict Cumberbatch.

Speaker 5 (01:44:15):
Nope, I was closest. Michael Jordan's the goat. No, Vak
Djokovic is the goat.

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
Closest, not close at all, closest.

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
I think victory. I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Robert de Niro an actor. Zoey Deschanel also an actor.

Speaker 4 (01:44:32):
Man woman.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Mary Pickford looks like an actress. Zoey Deschanel also.

Speaker 4 (01:44:38):
Don't know who that is? Know who Joey? Does Mary
Pickford sing? Zoey does?

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
Maybe she looks?

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
Does Mary Pickford have a sister that's also an actress?

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Maybe too many, too many dissimilarities her.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
I don't know a lot about her. All right, guys,
have a great rest of your week. We love you, guys.
Don't forget to mark those calendars for Saturday, December twentieth,
the twelfth annual Past Baby, It's spectacular. Have a great
rest of you week. We'll talk to you next week.
Until then, past the Gravy, Yeah, Bitches.

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Then to past the great Gray.

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on baby powder, the topping lead and spreads as were
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