Pass The Gravy #657: Chalantro

The guys talk about the World Baseball Classic, being nonchalant, and come up with some new sports. They also power rank curses and do a mock draft of wars. 


You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby powder top and leadspreads as wait listen, it's a
past the Gray Gray We go win fishing for your
bitch today with Chunky Houston Houston Bay. Now we go
ahead and leck Ca we'll get rich today, Hitch.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everybody?
Happy gravy day to you and yours.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It is Past Gravy Episode six hundred and fifty seven.
I am your close personal friend Alex the Moondog Middleton,
joined by my co host Robert Barbosa aka Bobby Jokes
aka Robert the Hog Barbosa.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
How's it going, Bobby?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
I'm good, good, back back back here in my little chair.
My you feel a right where I just watch you guys?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Chair in the chair? Yeahs what it seems like.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
You never say thing before? Do you hate where you sit?
We can move you over, We can move you, move
you over. It'll be tight with Bobby just hated it
this whole time. Pretty wild, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Miss.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
We had a backrest in this room. Yeah, and now
it's not here. Yeah, whoever sleeps here at night?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
There's people.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well they put the lock on the door, so I
think they might be trying to keep people from sleeping
here overnight.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, maybe, but somebody used to have a pillow and
Bobby would just take that.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
So yeah, uh, it's episode six fifty seven. We have
a very special guest. He was out last week, but
we you know he was. He's a busy guy. We
finally were able to lock him back down and guess
but it's Pat the sun Dog Dion.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
What's up, buddy, I'm back, pitchures. Did you miss us?

Speaker 5 (01:41):
I did?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Would you think of the episode Meat comes first?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, you were serving meat probably.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
At some point a little kicking and screaming reference. No,
it's great. It's always great with just you guys. I
mean it was your favorite part when looking at Bobby's
fucking face the whole time. It's the the part with
Bobby's face.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, they say you were just a listening. I love that.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
So you want to get specific. I love I love
to comeback kid?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
What was your family?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
What stuck out to you?

Speaker 5 (02:10):
But probably the power inkings was the best part.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Didn't even do power rankings, Shit, didn't even do power rankings,
So you didn't listen, just like we thought. Bobby just
like we thought we were, Like, I know that senate
bitch isn't gonna pay attention at all.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Sorry, I all weekend long, I was enamored with catching
up on Night of the Seven Kingdoms?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
What about this kingdom? What rank is this king? Obviously
this is the eighth best game. You want the truth?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
When I'm not here, I miss it so much that
it hurts too much.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't but I don't believe that for a second.
I don't believe that for a second.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Guy was really drunk? Is that what you want to
hear from me? I got really guys not it. I'm
not saying it's not excusable. I'm not saying it's a
good excuse. I'm saying that's the excuse. I got really
drunk this weekend. Aside from my regular whiskey, someone gave
me a bottle of tequila. I made my own repisodo.
Did you know you can do this if you take
a I tequila is when you take Everyone knows the

(03:07):
silver tequila. Obviously, the silver then the age that which
like oak barrel like you do with bourbon, for anywhere
from four four months or I think it's actually two
months to three hundred and sixty four days. So just
I have a year. That's why Repisoda tequila will have
that little bit of a golden color to it. It's
AIGs for under a year, but more than two months

(03:28):
in an oak barrel. That's where it gets the color
longer than one year. That's when you get in and yehoe,
which Robert, you want to tell people what year is
in Spanish?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
And yeho on you know on Yeho.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
I learned that on Saturday. That clicked. I was like,
oh wow, so that's a little bit of a darker color,
sweeter because you don't know shit about Spanish.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's a little racist.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
If you ask me, I would have asked it's racial,
not racist. I would have asked you first, and then
I would have asked Robert.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
But yeah, so that teaches you little bit about tequila
and the repisodes and as oh. I made my own
repisodo by pouring some bourbon into Blanco tequila and I whisked.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
It up, and you know what, you love whisking stuff.
Not bad.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
It was cheap bourbon. Yeah, so they had to errate
it a little bit. But you know what, tell you,
this probably won't be the last time I do that.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's a long way to say you didn't listen to
the show last week.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Well, I was trying to fucking distract you away from
that point.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I forget, I'm not and these people that were just
it looks like out of a very important business meaning
that we're standing behind us or by this room. I
was like yelling at you over the dumbest shit right there?

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Oh, how is that different from me?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Not an excuse? And they're like, what's this guy? What's
this podcast about?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
That?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I don't worry about it. This is not a podcast.
It's just two guys joking.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
That actually might be the best way to describe when
people ask what's the podcast about? Don't worry about it?
It's not just listen. Look, don't worry about it and
just listen.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
You might not like it, not for you, for everybody. Dogs,
it is for everybody, but also for nobody at the
same time, except for us sort of.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
I mean it usually is for us.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's mostly just because what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, I had Do you want a new segment idea
or a.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
New sport idea? Sport first? Sport first?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Now it's improving on another sport and maybe improving, maybe
making it worse. I don't know, but bowling with bowls
instead of bowling balls.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Think about that for a second.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
So is it still normal bowling pins.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Bowling pit, same pins, same lanes, everything's the same. You
can wear the shoes. You're just not throwing a ball
down the lane. You're throwing a bowl. Now it could break.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
I was gonna say, we're gonna break a lot of balls.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Well, I mean that's kind of part of it. That's
kind of part of it.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
But also think of how like if you can break
the bowl strategically, if you can throw it far enough,
it could not got more pins that way.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Oh no, I think you still want to roll it maybe,
but it has a natural curve. They always say you're
supposed to curve the ball ball. Most people can't do it.
Ball's gonna have that natural.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Long way to curve those. I feel like more it's
more just a throw at the thing.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, you're gonna start very far to one side and
throw it right at the other side and let it
curve back in. Be very difficult. I don't hate this idea.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I think it adds a degree of difficulty, and then
you could even be like fuck it, dude, will throw
the bumpers up there. If you want to throw the
bumpers in there, test that out, then you could like
sling it down there and see what you can do.
But I like not having bumpers, having the gutters, and
then just chucking it like like overhanded, trying to knock
down as many pens.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
There's no rules, you can you don't have to roll it.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
I have a different way to improve on bowling. It
is still bowling with balls, okay, but it's gonna be
much more difficult than this one actually, because after every
frame you have to smoke a bowl. So by the
end of it, a lot of people play that way
an yet, but after every frame you're going to be
so high you're not even gonna be able to make

(06:51):
it to the people frame. So it's gonna be even
more difficult than bowling the balls. You're gonna get lower scores.
It'd be very high. I feel like that's there's probably
a bowling with bulls league somewhere in like Portland.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I could see that big a league. I've also wanted
to I just.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Want to re encourage smoking inside.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, smoking SIGs inside is cool. Yeah, I mean SIGs
are bad, don't smoke kids. SIGs are bad, but they
look cool.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
I had a dream I was smoking SIGs sometime in
the last.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
They' which is why they look so cool. That's why
you like a bad boy. Girls.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
I don't like anything that's good for me. Oh, I
like I eat lable, fried food, greasy food. I drink
too much. Give me some fucking SIGs on top.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, the Marlborough Man looked cool as fuck. Joe Cammel,
cool as fuck I have.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
I've had a cigar just sitting in my apartment for
just over three months now, because it was from.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
A wedding every weekend, to celebrate every weekend.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
I'm so tempted to smoke that inside.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Oh yeah, especially with a cigar.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
But I have a It's a lot of carpet in
my place. Like if I had more tile. Yeah, like
I used to smoke an occasional cigar inside when I
had a lot more tile in my place. But uh,
you know, I don't really want to get kicked out.
I like this place. They never hang out, but I
like the option of being so close to Alex that
we could hang out.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Whenever I'm a phone call away. He's never I.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Did almost call you the other on Friday, I was
driving home. Was there from dropping off a catering. It's
like seven and I drove by the next place. I
came right past it and I was like, I wanted
to pull on Saturday, the saturday, Oh really you were
thanks for the call?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Well, I thought you were working all weekend. They're drinking
your with your whisked ship all weekend.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
I actually did.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
You seemed pretty a little bit OKA say, but.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
I mean on Saturday seeing and you didn't invite me.
You were out a bar and friend well that lives
literally a walk away.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It was at like eight am, so I figured you'd
be asleep. Good call. I was nailed it.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Fore, I know you better than.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
You don't know. You might I might have showed up
at halftime.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
But bowling with bowls is one of my sports idea
that also, like, I've wanted to do pool golf, which
is where you like play on a full golf course
but only at the pool queue.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I was like, how do you play pool?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
I don't know if you want to be able to
like I think you should be able to use a
regular golf ball or just like a cueball, like I
like the concept of just having to get down on
like like soldier style, like you're trying to shoot from
a pro position and just pool shot in every single time.
It'll be and like you have like fifty is the
is your score on a hole? Or do you would

(09:27):
it would? I'm like, how could I slow golf down more?

Speaker 5 (09:30):
You make a much shats how a bigger pool table,
but on it you put like elevation increases and decreases
like a golf course, and you put one or two
sand traps in there, so like if you hit a
ball into the sand trap, whether it be the ceball,
like on the ball they're shooting at, that's a scratch
like on a pool table.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Okay, you know how like people used to play those
I don't know what was called, but they had stores
in the wall where you would go buy his little
like tiny little figures for these games, and guys would
paint them different colors and stuff. And then they have
the big board that they built there was like a
mountain was in the middle. It looked like Lord of
the ringsy do that, But like have a little golf
course you built and then you just kind of do

(10:09):
like like a little pool thing around it. I don't
know how big it would have to be the size
of this room, so probably a bad idea. But really,
just do it on a golf course. That would be
tight pool golf, or maybe started with put putt pool.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Golf where you make like miniature ones but you are
just pull sticking it through there.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's all yet.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
But like remember the inside, what was it like, not bowling,
but like it was in the mall, it was neon
neon golf. Yeah, yeah, the little put putt ones. Yeah,
but you know, fuck put putt. We make it into
you got to get down gold so it's like one
big area, but you have nine to eighteen holes in there.

(10:47):
You could do that.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't hate that at all, So yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Fun or you know what, maybe you put it all
on elevated tables though, so you don't have to keep
getting down and get back up. I'm old. I don't
want to do that.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, but for the youths, we have to make it
like cool. Fuck the youths. To make it cool, we
gonna make it. We gotta make them like it.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
We gotta have lots of booze in this place too. Man.
I don't know if we want to use around that's true.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
We can work on it. But I just had some
new sports ideas, just some ideas to improve some things
and maybe actually probably didn't improve golf but made it longer.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
My other idea, I had a segment idea. You were
not here last week. Obviously you didn't even pay attention.
But I delved into the world of threads when I
congratulated our US men's gold medal winning hockey team. And
I'm a bigoted, racist, sexist, misogynist because I said welcome
to I said, hey, buddy, way to go fucking USA.
And then I said, you're a loser if you can't

(11:39):
be happy about the USA winning both medals. And I'm
a misogynist, sexist, pedophile, supporting pig guy because I tweeted
like I like that my team won gold. So I
hadn't been on threads in a year when I did that,
and I got back on it and I was like,
maybe a new segment idea. It's just called hanging by
a thread. And I find some weird threads each week

(12:00):
and then just bring them up and we don't have
to do anything. We can comment on them. We could
also just like, hey, let me read these weird threads.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
I found.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Serious answers only from men. What's your fear of moving
to a matriarchy not a patriarchy? It's like, hey, fellas,
why don't you want to move to a matriarchy?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
I don't know pcos support tea girl. I don't know,
but I hope that I hope some men answered you.
And then this one wasn't even let me comment, well, yeah,
would you want to? I didn't know if you wanted to,
you didn't say anything frauds. See, you would thrive on threads,
and by thriving me and they'd be like, oh my god,
you're past.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Probably be reported and kicked off pretty quickly.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's supposed to be the place where like this, it's
toxic on Twitter.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
I don't know. Has the world gotten better so ive
women the right to vote?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
I don't know. All I hear about is how we're
worse offt than we've ever been.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I don't think that's why. I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I don't think that's why. Has the has the world gotten,
like the whole universe gotten worse since we said Pluto
wasn't a planet?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Think about that?

Speaker 5 (13:06):
I mean, how many world wars did we have before
women had the right to vote? How many sense? I mean, wait,
facts don't care about your feelings though.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know if that's great.
We're not gonna run with that. We're not gonna run
with that. Another one I had just because I decided
I was gonna look this up right before we recorded,
so I probably should have found a better one. But
there's somebody that said there is a particular generation of
kids who only saw Darth Vader on the big screen
during the Indian and the Cupboard.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Remember when they opened the Cupboard and Darth Vader's.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Does make sense because we did it go quite a
few years in between.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I didn't think about that, but that's a good point.
So shout out to TM four two nine three one eight.
On Threads. I don't know if the film Threads did.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
They never used to do re releases in theaters.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Is that a fairly modern concept?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
I don't know, dude, I don't know, but I was like,
you're right there. Our people are probably like, fuck that ship.
I'm not watching it when we were kids, So I
don't know. I don't know exact dates this is this
is weird?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
And then I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
And then a lot of people that are mad that
like heated rivalry, but they didn't like the hockey players
went on SNL because they think they're massaginists because they
went to the White House to celebrate like their childhood
dream coming true.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
God forbid you celebrate your country. Yeah, so, I don't know,
we'll find some It seems like we've been infiltrated by
fucking Canadians.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's not I feel like that too.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
It's not really a recurring segment every week, but maybe
I find a couple of weird threads every now and
then we'll just do hanging by a thread? I don't know,
is it hanging by a thread? Or should I go
sick threads? His sick threads would be like sick thread dude, we'll.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Work shopping, but ask threads which post on threads and
be like, what should I call my new subject? My
new uh?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Like the massagynist minute you peg?

Speaker 5 (14:55):
You should start texting me then when you find them
throughout the week, and I'll give you a response and
then we can see what threat.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh I showed Robert the responses I got on one
of my and it was like I had like five
hundred responses.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
They were just people shitting on me.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
You're big on threads, dude, not big on threads at all.
Only I only posted that gambling stuff. If you at
Gravy Gambles, that's just my threads. Mostly it's just my picks.
It's just my picks. But yeah, so that was my
new segment idea that I came up with. And then
if you want to check out some of the replies
on that, I'm a pig.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Just post one. Why Canada no good? No more?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Just why use many word when few word?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Do trick? Robert?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Would you have? Is your pre come segment? Do you
guys have an inner monologue? I think everybody should have
an inner monologue? Do you not? Are you about to
say you don't?

Speaker 5 (15:44):
It's not constantly running, but like I think that's just also.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
You think things in your head, like I don't have
a voice that I hear always. But it's like I.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Think people lie about it, not realizing that, Yes, everybody
has thoughts.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
It's a thought, but no intern monologue is more than that.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
You have one.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yes, you're like like a narrator, Like a narrator in
my voice. I don't have, like I'm I'm really silent
externally in my head, always talking.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I got a lot of stuff going on. I never
never like silent.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
It's always like like I'm like, it's like a silent
internal voice that narrates thoughts, plans and experiences like everything
it's always going. Sam doesn't have an inner monologue, so
it was hard to explain to her what it was
because she didn't quite understand it. She doesn't have one.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Wait, No, I definitely do not have that, Like I'll
think about what I'm doing, but sometimes I'm just sitting
on the couch, nothing going on, watch TV and also,
oh I got a ship?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Is it your voice? Do you hear? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:45):
That'd be a lot cooler if it was like Robert Redford.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
It's just thought thought, I'm guessing you have. Do you
have inner monologue?

Speaker 5 (16:51):
I think you do.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, yeah, I think you do.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
But it's like a thought like it's not it's an.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
I think he's more like me, where it's just like
you have thoughts, you're not narrating your life as you
go along through it.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Sometimes sometimes I got a lot going on in.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
This thing over here with main character syndrome.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, m mcs.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
There there's another thing called what uh aphasia and aphasia
or it's like you.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Think of anastasia.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
I think it's anaphasia where it's the uh where you
can close your eyes and you can picture something like
if you if I close your eyes and picture on Apple.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah, I don't get people that can't do that.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I can't do that.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
You can't do that at all, and that you literally
last week on the Apple on the podcast when you
filled in for Pat or who you Pat usually fills
in for a guest, but you were being guests and
producer last week. Remember we were finding names for colors
for their name Matt. We both closed our eyes and
tried to vision what we were coming up with. What
were you doing there? Lying you're just making up stuff?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I was just making up things. What I was just
making up things the whole clip. But the thing the
thing is is that I wasn't picture We both agreed
that Matt Loward is a red flag, so that was
why he was red.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
But I wasn't picturing the like the person. I was
picturing the name like you'd.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
See it in the color. Sure, but that's picturing something.
But like I couldn't.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
So you don't know what an apple looks like unless
you're looking at an apple.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
I was trying to explaining with Sam too. We were
we were in bed, and like, I can't picture an apple.
What I what happens in my mind is that I
picture where I last saw an apple.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
So you're picturing the apple.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
You're picturing an apple? No, but like I can't, I can't.
Just you're picturing like a table at your house without
an apple.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Close your eyes. Imagine Alex slapping me in the face.
Tell me you can't imagine that.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Close your eyes, imagine that.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
That's no imagination but an internal voice that's monologuing everything
he's doing.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
On this thing. I'm a four, So you can describe
it to the listeners.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
That's insane to me.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
That's what I am. Like, I can't picture it. I
can't picture it fully, like with detail and shadows.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I'm a four.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
I kind of describe it like Stranger Things when eleven
is in like the black space and she only sees
one thing. That's kind of how what my mind is.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Could you play pretend as a kid, I don't.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
You had to know if you could or not. I
don't know, I don't think so like.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
You never were, Like we're playing pirates like which even
then I could understand if you could do that, but
like what, Like, it's weird to me that once the
eyes close, it's like, oh no, the brain just has
no concept of anything.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Close your eyes, close your eyes. I think of the
last pair of boobs you saw. Okay, you can see those, right,
you can see the boobs. You can see I can see.
That's no, it's like it's like my wife getting out
of the shower last night, nailed it exactly what it
looked like. No, it's like it's foggy. It's not.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
It's your wife.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
She's five, saw some dadies last night. It's awesome. It's
not like fully formed, it's not like in detail.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Can you imagine.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
There's clear as day people with the NFA.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
So people with the nface are like before porn, they
just couldn't jerk it.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Like when people were writing books, they just didn't remember,
like they would have a what's the dude that it
was a Darwin that lived on the Galapagos is writing
all that stuff? Like how did he describe birds and ship?

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Could you imagine? How boring fucking books would be if
you couldn't picture anything.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Did you hate reading? No? I loved reading, but you
couldn't imagine anything.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Actually, yes, when I've read too, I'm not really imagine
the thing.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I'm just reading the worst.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I always imagine. Dude, I got I imagine that. I
mentioned a little bit of everything. Imagine dragons, imagine it
at all. No, you don't get to do that, so
I take it away from you.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah, I was wondering if there was any sort of
correlation between having inner monologue and having and fantasia color blind.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I would one color blind.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
I would think if you had an an inn on
a log, you have a creative brain, so you'd be
more likely to be able to picture this stuff. Robert
is a fucking one in a billion.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
You can't just close your eyes and picture boobs. No,
what kind of life are you living?

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Old?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Let me ask you a question. When you just close
your eyes and the picture, were they bouncing? Bouncing? No?

Speaker 5 (21:21):
I had some big head, big heavy.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Just close your eyes. Think of the first pair of
boobs you saw.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
That Like, they got out my boy Dylan's hot tub
and his older sisters sister just whipped him out in the.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Kate Winslet and Titanic.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Oh, I thought you meant like in person. Okayh God,
I don't remember the first boobs I saw in film.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
It is either that or not. I from American Pie.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
I'm sure I watched a movie I wasn't supposed to.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, I probably, I just don't remember. It didn't stick.
But I could. I close my eyes, I can remember
those clear as day. Not me, dude, you're living in.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
I think audio is the reason I love any woman
with an accent.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
This is that song Creed wrote. Not to Crow Creed
my own prison. That's what roberts, and he's in his
own prison. Can't even imagine boobs.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
I gotta be honest. If I couldn't imagine boobs, I
don't think i'd be here today.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I move along in life. What's the point? What is there?
Even if I can't think of boobs?

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Sometimes someone said to that sent me a thing today
where it was like, marry the ass and buy the boobs,
and I was like, nah, man, I'm a titman through
and through.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
I buy the brain. And I like a woman that's
educated and intelligent.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Also more so, the first thing that popped into my
head was I don't know, man, titties are expensive. I
like small titties too, big titties. I love all titties.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I I yeah, I don't judge. Not a judge guy,
Not a judge guy. All right, the skin weird? What
did you would you brand?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Robert? That's weird that you can't.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
I don't know, man, you can't.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Now, I just have my my not enter my af fantasia.
I'm just looking at boobs in my brain.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Early not cool because I had something and I didn't
fucking write it down, and now we talk about boobs
and I can't fucking remember what what happens?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
It gets you scary movie?

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Oh shout out submarines. US submarine sank a ship for
the first time since World War Two today, so we're
getting act. They're getting active again.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Comeback kid, But okay, no, it was a.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Shout out and don't need to be a comeback hit.
You know, it's you know, sensitive subject for some people.
I'm just saying, guys on the submarine probably were pretty
fucking pumped. Well, spend months underwater, out of time, and
don't get any action.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
They just have some action.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Shout out something, a little action, all right, But then
let's move on. Let's move on to the comeback kids segment.
Let's just get right into it. Let's say it's back
in the news going to us. It's the come back
of the week, come back kid of the week, bitch.

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All right, our first come back kid this week is
the World Baseball Classic.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Huh guys, Yeah, I stoked.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
The idea of it has I'm stoked. I'm stoked about
getting stoked about it. Does that make sense? Like I'm
ready to get ready for it and I haven't been there,
but then seeing the clips out of the fucking Puerto
Rican game yesterday, I think I'm there now so much
passionate that it's not America the right colors though they

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were the right colors.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
So did you just say Puerto Rican is not America?

Speaker 5 (24:42):
They're their own team. Yeah. But like I'm talking about Teenyboddy.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
We're all America here, bad Booney teach. You can you
imagine it's an American charactor for America. But we did.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
We had that winner that World Baseball Classic a while ago.
It was USA against Puerto Rico. Is like, well, I
guess that's the.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
USA w And I just knocks for you world.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
I did see something today too, where it was like, basically,
Puerto Rico has the exact same or pretty near the
population of like Ohio, but they've got like one hundred
and fifty players in the Major League. Like it's such
a ridiculous disproportionate. They fucking do it right, they know
what's up. I am now ready for the World Baseball Classic, though,
I'm excited. I'm ready for America to kick some ass.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
And I was listening to the exhibition between the Astros
in Venezuela yesterday and so yeah, that got me excited.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm getting more excited about it. Yeah, last week I
was just like, eh, I wasn't all that excited, and
then I saw we were just mashing the Giants yesterday
in the spring training game. And then I was also like.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Roman Antheonley just dropped dick on that ball.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
We could be the best country in the world at hockey,
be the best country in the world at baseball, and
then in just a couple of months be the best
country in the world at soccer and just like a
half a year, like we need to win this. So
like I'm all in on the World Baseball Class and Tay, well,
we already got that, so like, yeah, I mean I
been like an international competition, Like I mean, I don't

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think the US is gonna win the World Cup.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
But like what if we're hot right now?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Hockey people say, and we fucking.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Any Canadian, they'll tell you, hey, we're doing three fuck you,
fuck you dude. Oh maybe play fucking defense. No one
cares about you. Watching, you'll see Canadians don't know shit
about defense, don't.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Know about defense, maple leiefs don't really either, Senators same,
is it just just facts right there?

Speaker 5 (26:34):
I did have the thought though, because I looked it
up after seeing all those clips, I was like, let me,
let's look at the odds, see where we're at, because
I believe the last one was pretty even. America's like
minus two forty to win this right now.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
No I saw before I came in today, somebody asked
us a betting question and answers, but we're minus one
fifteen to win the whole thing and a minus two twenty.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Well you know what happened because when I was it
was minus two something, so it's basic. Then people started
hearing about this Aaron Judge speech, which I don't know
if you saw it, Bobby, is he the reason the
Yankees can't fucking win because if he's your captain, and
that's what the best he can come up with for motivation.

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If America doesn't win this it is solely Aaron Judges fall.
That's not true at all. Dude can hit the ship
out of a baseball. I'll give him that.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
You don't want to burn your material. You don't want
to burn your material. Now, I don't think he's allowed
to speak. That's a spring training game. You don't burn
your good material before a meaningless game against the San
Francisco Giants.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
You burn your your good material.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
You save that for when you're play in Japan the
championship game, and you're like, boys, let's fucking go make history, fellas,
let's go represent the US, and fucking a is the speech.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I didn't hear it.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
It wasn't It was so uninspiring.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
It was just like him talking. But it was again,
it was a game that didn't mean and.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
He trying to give a pump up speech to the boys.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
He was just trying to talk like they're like Phil time.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
He's a bum.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
He's the fucking captain of team. He will say you
fucking watch it. I think they should take that seat.
You talk, you talk, you talk, you take that back
right now? You can't even root for the team. Oh,
I'm going you're not allowed, Tom. I'm just saying you're
not even allowed to. Games haven't started yet. It's not
too late.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
You're an American. I gave you a gold medal before
we started this.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Give it back.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
I'm sorry. I don't think someone that level of work
on the microphone is worthy of the time.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
He's not a fucking public speaker. Although he was great
on Rubbland Crew. I did watch that episode with my
daughter the other day. He hits one hundred home runs
in the baseball park that the Pups built, so that
was pretty sick. So, I mean, and what's your fucking
dude from Boston's name and Roman Anthony?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
He didn't fucking we have a Roman on the USA team.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
Get the fuck out of here, America except got the
fuck out of here, DUDETI pleo.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Shouldn't he be on the Italian team? They need people,
they need players.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Yeah, the people that are on that team were the
people that weren't good enough to make the American team.
That's how this works.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
To beat the Cubs.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
I think a lot of people are going to be
the Cubs.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
This year's supposed to be really good.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
I don't believe it. I don't have time lucker anymore.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I know baseball's coming back, and I'm just like, he's
not gonna do it. I'm not doing it again. It's
not gonna do it again. I'm just going because you
have an uninspired team. That's not why. That's not why.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
I'm just I don't care. I don't care. Hockey's on
hockey time. This hockey time. Baseball is for when there's
nothing else going on in the summer. Getting his World Cup,
So that's actually going to kind of cuck baseball.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
I'm like, I'm still I'm getting there. I'm excited about
the idea of it. Once first pitch happens for America
in the World Baseball Classic, I'm going right back to it.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
No, you're not. You're not to root for him.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
If Judge does anything positive, you can't root for it,
even if it's a walk off on Mone You're not.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I will root for We don't heard what he said.
You're like uninspiring.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
He is uninspiring. Doesn't mean the rest of the team isn't.
When he hits the ball seven hundred feet, that's very inspiring.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I watched him do that a bunch of times.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
The only that matters is that we're in the lead.
When that final out gets recorded, that's all or nothing.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Then if they win, it's a hundred So if they win,
it's one hundred percent because of Aaron Judge.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's all because of Aaron Judge.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
No, you're not listening, Robert. How is he not getting this?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
If they win, it's all because of Aaron Judge. And
if they lose, then it's all on him. Like I
wanted to lose it it's on show.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
I almost said, we got to have Mike Trout do
the pump up speech, but I'm like, I don't even
know if that dude knows what a pump up speech
looks like anymore. He's been beaten down by the Angels
for so many years in a row.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Well, the Astros guys probably aren't even on the team anymore.
Like they wouldn't know that either, So same same with
a lot of the Red Sox.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Do we have any Stros on the roster? No?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I think they're like three, So all our best players
are fucking international guy.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah, only only three players, uh, Jeremy Panna, Shay Wickhambe
and Zach Deznzo. Those are the only three. So we
got three on the Dominican Republic, Italy and Venezuela because
two is not playing playing. Was that awkward they played?

Speaker 5 (31:01):
You know, sometimes insurance works in weird ways.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Was that weird not playing against Venezuela. You think he's like, wow,
this is big.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
You know, he probably looked at the coaches like, let
me run over and take one a bat, take one.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I think Matt Damon watching it.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
I think he asked who's gonna win yesterday and he said,
like the most ut he answer, he said, we are.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
We all are. He just do the do the bad money.
We are all of us. It takes all of us
to win. That's true. We all have to play in
the game or else there's no winner.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I do like that. Matt Damon, Wow, that's except.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
For trek school. He can pitch three innings and then
just be like, well I'm wrapping up through the season.
Then don't be on the team. Dude.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
He wants to get traded, so he's like, I can't
like blow my arm out and then get a contract.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Why even show up taking a roster spot for somebody
that wants it.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah, still the Dodgers probably like, hey, look, dude, we're
gonna give you seven hundred zillion dollars next year.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Just fucking don't throw your eye. Man, he's gotcha.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Is part of this still being salty about Tarrek Schooble
shoving it right up the Ashos assholes.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
We'll send it, We'll send it. We'll send Clayton Kershaw,
who's basically dead in your place.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
No, he's he's actually At first I wasn't sure about it,
but now he I saw an interview he gave. He's like, listen,
the velocity may not be what it once was, but
you know what, I have nothing after this, so he
can give everything. He can throw this out.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
We're gonna lose Japan because he's gonna get fucked up.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
I don't think he's pitching against Japan, that's true. Probably
not unless we're up by a lot.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
I saw they have all the starting pitching like scheduled already.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Yeah, well, no, he wouldn't be a starter. He's a
bullpen arm. I guess it has gotta be sick hanging
out with the bullpen with Clayton Kershaw. Not fuck him, dude, dude,
He's not a Dodger anymore. He's retired.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
He's always a dodge to many him.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Fuck him all right.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Well, basebook Classics back, so we're excited, huh.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Great Britain.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
I'm on the verge of excitement.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Great Britain has the same jerseys that last time, so
that like they have the iron Ons and with Fanatics
being I don't even know if Fanatics was in charge
of the jerseys then the last time, but you know
they're gonna be worse.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Are they in charge of them this time?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Fanatics is like behind all of the I guess, I.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Don't know if it's I hope it's not for this
because this is for the entire world to watch, including children.
And if Fanatics made the jerseys, we're probably gonna see
some winders.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Somebody at the I think it was a Royals player
and they were showing like the number was falling off
in one of the spring training games and it was
like it was like a I think it was like
a five, but the five was just hanging. Well, did
you see what happened? We're just bouncing all around right now.
But did you see what happened? Not to bring back hockey,
but we're bringing back hockey. That people were like, oh,
hell yeah, USA won gold. I'd love to go buy

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a USA hockey jersey. And they were like, we didn't
make enough. Sorry, we we did think they were gonna win,
so we we just didn't didn't buy anything to make
any of the jerseys.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Oops. Did you want to maybe get a team Italy jersey? Huh?
What about this Sweden jersey? We got plenty of those.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
We did not believe in our fucking country.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
But the same kind of shit happened at the Super
Bowl that fanatics is also kind of with with making
the jerseys because they partner with Nike, and they were like,
these aren't the jerseys that they wear, why don't you
have those? And like, well, because the Patriots and the
Seahawks didn't make the playoffs last year, we didn't stockpile
as many jerseys because we didn't think they would be
in the Super Bowl this year. And they're like, just
your fanatics, you have a money, make half all of

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them have all of the things, or.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Like the guy that ordered the Seahawks hat and on
the back of it, it had the.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Patriots little there's a lot of little snaff is with it.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
I guess we're asking too much for apparel companies to
have apparel of winners.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Well, now their problem is that, like they're the only
apparel company with all the leagues.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
So like if they're like cool where else where else
you gonna go? Then fuck off? Then that's pretty much
what they think.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
It's fucking horrible.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, idiots, idiots, fanatics.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
But World Baseball Classic is back, and also back as
the word nonchalant, I feel like I've used I've heard
people using nonchalant like he's just like so nonchalant, like
I want, I want, I don't want to do this
nonchalant Like this guy, Yeah, he was just so nonchalant.
And I was like, I think nonchalant means like not caring,
just being chill and hanging out.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I was like, that seems like you're using a negative connotation.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Yeah, Like I'm nonchalant in a negative way and people
are trying to make it positive.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
The article that I saw, like people were talking about
with was like I don't want to date a nonchalant guy.
And I was like, cool, I don't really care, but
like it was like, what, like, yeah, nonchalant guys just
the worst.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
They don't care about anything. I don't think that means
you don't care about any anything. That just means you're
not a fucking asshole all the time.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Guys are not.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
What do you think about that guy? He's pretty chill. Okay,
so he's kind of nonchalant. But I don't know why
we're using nonchalant.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
The more we say, I'm starting to hate that word.
It sounds French.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Nochalon. See you are no salon, I said, so that's
actually when.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
It comes to war, French are very usual.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Here is our white flag. You might take everything, have
the es cago.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
Seriously, the more the word gets said, I just start
hating it more and more.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Everything can't just be all nonchalant.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
It's like the girls are like, no, I'm like, I'm
one of the boys. I'm chilled.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
No, that means so new uh.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Hango, nonchalant, I'm one of the boys.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
No hanging hanging hanging by a thread at that segment
of back right now on threads. If you were supporting
the men's hockey team and you were not a male
like myself, if you're like, it's not really that big
a deal.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
They just did a big thing and they were celebrating it. Sorry,
they got invited to White House. You'd maybe just chill out.
They're like, you're such a pick me girl. Oh my god,
you're up pick me girls. Like that was the other or.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
All the women that were on the hockey team pick
me girls that came out and said like we don't.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Fuck no, no, no, no, we don't listen to like like even
though they actually live in the experience and like that's
what they say.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Believe all women except for the women, and.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Except for the women like that, like we like they're
just trying to baby sit. They shouldn't have the baby
sitting boys.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I don't know. It infuriates me every time you get
on that. So and that's why I'm just doing a
segment with it now. But Nonchalant's back for threads.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Ask who's more nonchalant, men or women and just see
what responses he get.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Well, but it's bad to be nonchalant, So then like
obviously men.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Yeah, but in the threads, anyone that says women, then
you'll get fifty responses off of that.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
This is how we picked the bear. And I'm like
the bear was like a two year old argument.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
What do we do?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
When can we talk about the dress? I saw black
and black and blue? What'd you see girls on the dress?

Speaker 5 (37:26):
I'll tell you who's not. Bears are not nonchalant. They
are very aggressive.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Bears are very chalant. They're the most chalant.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
That's what we should do.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Nonchalant. That guy's like fucking shalant as hell. It's like,
that guy's a problem is they call somebody ass while
just be I mean, he's kind of a dickhead. That
guy's really shalant. You're talking about Pat Pat shalant as fuck.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
You should Wilson the most salant player in the NHL.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
You should.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah. Uh, you should have seen me yelling at the
guy in traffic all the way over here. I was
being shalan as hell.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
You do get shalan from time to time.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I do slant.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
You're on your schalan ship.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Call me Shilantra. There we go, and that's how we'll
end the bet there. That's how we'll end the bit there.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
That was dumb. That's dumb. I apologize everybody for wasting
your time all past the gravy this week. We'll talk
to you'll next week. Hey, stay schalant, my friends. So
the word nonchalant's back then, Also, what do you have here?

Speaker 5 (38:41):
I had football's back. We just had the combine. It
all finished up.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
But also, yeah, you were non combine was back last
week listening.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
I think the Bears are bad for football.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Uh, that's not what the women would say. No, so
they choose to because he's not Salant.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Fucking ruining everything since they can vote. So the Bears
had a resurgence last year. They got a new coach,
their quarterbacks started playing better, they got a great offensive line.
They signed this guy, Robert It was twenty six last year.
He had played a few years of the Falcons. He
goes to the Bears, becomes basically an All Pro, has
his best year of his career. He's amazing, one of
the best centers in the league. Now he's just decided

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he's gonna retire. He doesn't want to play football anymore.
One year with Chicago and we're losing great football players.
I think we should fold the team. They're threatening to
move from Chicago to Indiana. Why do we even need
them anymore? All this team does is ruin our beautiful sport.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
It's not a great look.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
You know who would never Packers the Giants. Giants would
never nobody's going to join the Giants. Like I played
football in New York, I don't like it anymore.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
It's a football organization. They're literally called the New York
Football Giants on your paychecks.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Like living a stupid city where all you have is
some fucking food here now, and then their city's frozen
most of the year. Oh but we die are rivergreen
once a year. Yeah, it's probably super fucking bad for
the environment.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Chicago.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
I think you also describe.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
This is a sidebar to cut this paper.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
We don't make people fucking quit the game.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Okay, no, I know, but like you were saying, like
like frozen, good food frozen half the year, but then
they don't.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Nobody says great food from Wisconsin. They got great cheese
and drinking and football.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
And they have beef, cheese, drinking and football.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
That's what Wisconsin. You're pretty good, Yeah, but it's not
like an overall great cuisine place. Kurds.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I s You're like, I feel like these are all
points for Chicago.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
No, no, no, but then Chicago makes people quit even though
they're great. Okaycause we all go I don't want to.
I don't even want to be a part of this
sport anymore. After spending done, I want to Andrew Luck myself.
He's also a Stanford athlete too, So yeah, that's what
it is. Play.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I want to protect my brain so I can remember
my fifties. Oh I remember my kid's name when I'm older.
That's what it is. Joined the Bears and coal as fuck,
play football, be a gladiator. I'd fucking play until my
neck was broken, which would be one if if I
was in the NFL. Yeah I would. I would, you know,
I play for free.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
You'd have to drag me off the field.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
I'd play for free.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
I'd never retire to my body gave out until you
sent me to and then.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
And they just bury me on this field right here,
just bury me. Yeah, I'm already. I'm already like kuking
me up.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
I'm already back and ready for football. I was gonna
say it was a nice like three week break after
the Super Bowl, but I'm already back.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
I've enjoyed the Sundays without having stress about football and
being like, huh, what's on today? Hello? Basketball?

Speaker 5 (41:34):
It has been nice having zero plans on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
O h, I watched a little hockey night. Okay, cool,
Well the Boys are on Xbox right now. Let me
see if I can do that and.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Not like, no, I have to pace back and forth
in front of my living room TV because the Giants
are on for the next four hours.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Oh well, my friends don't want to play video games
early because the Cowboys are on and then the Packers
playing the next light, so then I don't want to
play and we just have a whole day of not
playing with the boys. All I want to do is
play with the boys. I love playing with the boys.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
I feel like I've done a good job being like
Football's done right now, let's just take a pause. I'm
super into hockey, m so like that's probably kind of
taking it over it. And it also is like during
the week multiple days, so maybe it's just more of
that but focused on hockey.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
I don't know, but it's spread out, you don't I
enjoyed this is a guaranteed to play every Sunday that
you're like, you know what, I can have these other
games on, but guess what I can pay attention to
my family.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Hey, we got this thing.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
You want to come out of town, like ah, no
Sundays like football days, so like I would have to
get up at like four am and drive back to
make by kickoff.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Well you can't just miss Oh no, I'm not going
to miss the game to go to your thing. Sorry,
I apologize.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
We actually we had a little work meeting at two
o'clock on Saturday. It was over like you know, our
spring cocktails coming out, and we had a tequila guy
coming in because we got their brand. And now that's
why I learned so much about time yaho. Yeah. And
I showed up and like three different people like, oh,
we didn't think you were coming. And I was like, well,

(42:58):
it's because this is not during football season. If it
was football season, I would Yeah, we've had these meetings
before during football season. I did not go.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
I feel like that.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
It's like also I wanted some free tequila.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
It's the best thing that like football allows us is
like the off season of that.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
But then that's the worst thing is.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Then they remember in May when you were like you
went to brunch on a Sunday, like.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Right, but there's no football in May. I didn't make
the schedule, Like I didn't make it that it starts
in September and goes through February. Like, I don't know
how that happened.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
I would love it if football was a year round.
Probably it was.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
And then there was a league that then was sucking
bastardizing their owners. So the owners said fuck you left
and they had to change the old team name.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Pretty soon next month. Still way yeah. I literally bullied
a team, or just literally quite on a team that
I was a part owner of, Like they've changed their name.
They quit on you, they.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Quit on me, they quit on me, they did they did.
I wasn't the right. I was drunk, but I was
in the right because I'm an owner.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I can do what I want.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
You've never done anything wrong on your perfect buddy.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Thanks Betty, Thanks buddy. All right, So the football is back.
Football also back this week is war? Hey, how about that?
We're at war?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Robert who.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Oh yeah, War was Iran. So I was watching kind
of sucking them up. I was watching soccer on Saturday morning,
and I was just like mine in my own business.
There Wash, you've been to the bar. Shot to the
next place. We love, next place, fantastic place. If you're
in Houston, you want to watch a game, or just
have a have a beverage, have any kind of food.
They're awesome, no free add to just to bleep that,

(44:39):
but don't bleep that one.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
But what was that next place?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
They have the six big TVs on the wall, and
then or they have the six TV's on the wall,
like the small ones on the outside, and then they
had five of the six on the west Ham game
watching them lose to Liverpool, and then the top middle
one on the smallest TV they had.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
It was like us strikes. I ran and I was like, wait,
are we at do we we had war?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
They ran It was like halftime in the game and
somebody was like huh oh, looks like yeah, yeah we are.
And I was like, this is like the weirdest way
to find out about hey, we're at war.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
We didn't like give you a budget.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I don't have like CNN updates or like news updates
on my fune either. I get Adam Schefter and ESPN
updates pretty much exclusively.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
That's where my head's at.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
So when you want to act like I'm nonchalant, that's
how you know I'm nonchalant or schalant whatever it is.
I don't remember, but I was just like we just
I always remember I found out I was we went
to war with I ran at Knicks Place watching soccer
at halftime because I wasn't watching the rest of the TVs.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
That's part of the reason I was up until five
am watching Nights of the Seven Kingdom because I was
a war. I was watching it and then like at
one point, I checked my phone and I just pop
over to Instagram and I see like update number one
on us bombing.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
I ran.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
I was like update number one what? And I click
on it and it was like thirty three minutes ago,
and I scrolled the guy's previous video it was like
sixteen like minutes before that. It was like sixteen minutes
ago and thirty minutes ago. I was like, oh, I'm
still awake when this war happened, like the war kicked off.
I fucking paused the show. I went over the news.
I was like, I'm watching live war right now.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
The war just dropped. Guys, it's like red zone for war.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
I know nobody's awake, but I'm texting all my buddies
like boys were at warring.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Oh we did it, Fellas.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
When you guys wake up, you're gonna wake up to
some shit.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
See, we're definitely not a bad thing, right, And by
that I mean it absolutely is a fucking why are
we going to? Like, I don't know, this is a
one hundred and fifth war we've been in as millennials,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
My basic thought was, I keep hearing things about the
economy is not doing too well, and it seems like
every time that happens, we start bombing other countries because
apparently the war machine helps drive the economy anything.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I don't know how it works. I'm not an economist,
not an economist at all. I didn't do great in
economy and class.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
But then you get to hear all the well, we
took out Venezuela first, that was a preamble, so then
we could have a steady oil supply for when we
do this, and then and then and then Britain's gonna
stop letting tankers go through that straight and now US
is gonna do it. Was like, I don't know, I
don't know what any of this means. I don't know
if it's good or bad for us. I'm gonna I'm
gonna say good, so we say good until bad. See

(47:08):
the red, white, and.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Blue we killed their maduro.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Like day one, we were like, we're gonna take out
the Maduro of Iran, and we took out the Maduro
of Iran, and then we put a maduro in, a
new maduro in, and that Maduro got killed.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
I think, no, we didn't put in. They elected a
new Maduro and then we took that dude out too.
Can you imagine being the third day of the war
and they're like, all right, we want you to be
the new leader.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
We're down to Maduro's buddy, it's your shot.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
I don't know if this job seems to have a
very high fatality right here in times Chime, you know,
I promise they won't know where you are this time.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
We have a new bunker that they haven't bombed yet.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Eighty percent of our government in two days.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I'm not a war is not good. I'm not a
pro war guy at all. But the one thing that
I feel like we have been able to weaponize as
a society is memes. And like this is going to
be the best meme or we've ever had. I think
that's fair to say. And it's a bad it's a
dark joke about it. I would rather not be at
worth and ran. But the memes have been pretty great.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
There's already show great memes. I showed you beforehand. It
was like, right before it kicked off, some Twitter account
had posted uh Kamani or whatever his name was. It
was like yeah, and then underneath there was a community
note that just said a law did not protect him.
I was like, Oh, we're going strong right away on
this one.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
We're just like, oh, man, I hope that me going
to work to pay my taxes, to support my life
and my family. And then it's just like the world
leaders and it's that call of duty where they're all
just bombing everything, and it's like, yeah, that's us, that's
us here, we are fuck us, right.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
I mean, I guess we spend all this money on
all these weapons. I guess it's good to have a
proof of concept from time to time.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Dick Cheney fucking so stoked right now? How how.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Life like? I'm not here for this one.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
We're going to war. I ran, God damn it. Oh
wait Iraq and afghanistand of my time we can We
were just we were begging for Iran. He said, oh,
we can't do three wards at the same time. George,
I said, yes we can. I'm dictating. I'm really in charge.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
George w Is just back at home, like people finally
stop talking about me. All all these ones looks.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Like it's their fun now. I'm gonna go back to Pete.
But yeah, war's back. So happy war, no, not happy war?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
I yeah, But for them, I should have done I
should have looked at threads about Iran.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
That's really what I've whiffed on on this.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
It's a new stegment. I'll work on it as we
get better. Next week I'll do non stop Iran threads.
That's what the people want to listen to.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Iran so far away.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
You should have ran and we get that drop it
hit the bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, I ran song.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
That was a hit.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
You dropped the bomb on that's also good. Bombaclat is
making a comeback.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
That's an Iranian city we need.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Uh Tehran al right, Iran?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
All right, it's time for Eminem to make a remix
bombs over Tehran.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yep, yep, all right. But war's back. So there's that.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Because wars back, well, not because war's back, but mock
drafts are also back. Because I did see some mock
drafts today Giants might get RVL Reese. Okay, okay, there's
also this guy out of Miami might get I've been
looking at the mock drafts every day now, getting a
little excited.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Don't know what's gonna go down.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
We know Fernando Mendoza is gonna go to the Raiders
and be the highest selling Raiders jersey for the for
like the rest of history.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
But also it's the Raiders, so maybe we'll just take
that very fast tight end.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
Who knows Mendoza is gonna sell jerseys though, think of
how many Short and Brady sold on mendo You can
have any blue jeans short Mendoza. We're in Raider fans.
We're about to get like forever for eternity. Even if
he doesn't work out, Mendos is going to be a
killer Raiders jersey. Yeah, he's gotta crush it.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Go Raiders.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Is that how they said?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
I was like, what accent are you doing? I don't know,
you know, don't you know you're doing that? But mock
drafts are back, and because mock drafts are back, and
because Pat's finally back, mock draft season has begun, and
because we're at war. I was we were throwing around
some things for the fellas to like pick. We also
encourage if you want to hit us up on x

(51:41):
pass pod, put hashtag PTG mock draft and give us
your suggestions of stuff for us to mock draft. And
we decided since we're at war, it might be funny
or topical to do a mock draft of Wars.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
These are all Wars.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Ever, metaphorical Wars was also in play in this, but
just it's a mock draft awards.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
You guys know how mock draft season works.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
If not, we pick mock draft season because this is
the part of the year where football's gone and so
they just talk about who's gonna get drafted.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Where you look at mock drafts over and over and
over again.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Everybody's releasing a mock draft two point oher, mock draft
three point zero, mock draft four point two. Like, I
don't know how we got into the same mock draft,
but a point two of it has that happen.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
But we pick random things and we will draft them,
and then at the end of mock draft season, which
is when the draft occurs, we will do one final
one draft week and then the winner is get you
get nothing. You get nothing for a second, but if
you lose, you get a punishment. Pat last year lost
and had to grab a cops gun. You've done that, right,

(52:46):
I signed an NDA. I don't think you didn't. You know,
I can't talk about it. He didn't sign an NDIA,
so you didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
So I feel like Robert, you and I should do
a game with orock paper scissors to choose who goes first, second,
and third. I wasn't thinking of like number random number generator,
all right, random number generator.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Yeah, we just pick a number between one and ten,
and whoever is closest.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
You guys should just do one, one and two. You
just take a number one and two and then in
which everyone pops up wins. I guess, I guess both
of you don't get to see coin flip. If you
could just do a coin flip. Do you have a coin?
I do?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Yeah, he's got lucky coin, Robert, you call it in
the air, all right? Actually, Robert one last year, Robert
should pick you order.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Make a decision, right, Rob you're gonna go first, second,
or third. I'll go first, all right? Do you have
Pat to go first, second, or third?

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Well, I can't go first if he's going first.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Yeah, but he can pick. We can pick if we
want to sandwich him. Do you want him to have
the double pick because it's a snake draft?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah? Or do you want to stick him right in
the middle where he does get the second best one? Probably,
but like he didn't get the two picks? Uh, Pat
pick number pick two bit second? Okay, right, so it's
gonna go Robert, Pat and Alex gonna be a graphaph.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
All right, nice little silence right there.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Well, well you guys could have filled. You guys could
have filled too. I don't know you were gonna stop talking.
Well you should watch and then you heard me stop talking,
so you could have stereotyped.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
And that was about to but it looked like you
were about to start talking.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
All right, a mock draft of Wars.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
To kick off mock draft sison with a bang, Robert,
the floor is yours. Pick one one of the mock
draft of Wars.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Alright, and one one I'm gonna go with war by
Edwin Starr, the song you guys were singing a little earlier.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
I like it, not where I would have gone.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
One one.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
I'm very happy because that means my one one is
on the board. Robert was saying before it is the
rule one one. There's an obvious one one for me.
I'm taking the fucking Star Wars, Baby, that's a very Star.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Wars was on my list. I was gonna go.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I'm gonna go World War two because we got rid
of the Nazis in that one. That seems like a
good war to win war. And then I mighta go
Revolutionary War. Ever heard of the greatest country on Earth America.
That's how we became the greatest country on Earth, but
revolutionize in ourselves.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
So I'm gonna go w W two and Revolutionary War.
Those were my one. Two's all right.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
That makes it easy for me because I was stuck
between the revolutionary and this other war. For my second one,
I'm gonna go with the Crusades, one of the greatest
all time wars, Epic War, Holy War. Going with the
Crusades with my second pick.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Even on my list you got a ship list, then, buddy,
not on my list either.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
Worried about it.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Oh god, they got real serious. So that war was right?
Then all right, back to me and I have two
picks two. It's a snake draft okay, I'm gonna go
with the Second Wizarding War. That's that's the Harry Potter. Nice,
that's the Harry Potter one against Voldemort. And I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Go that was the last at the last movie. What
the Battle of Hogwarts. Yeah, okay, that was that one.
The first was like pre pre Harry, do it Harry? Okay,
that's pre Harry. And from the third pick, I'm gonna
go the Halo War.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Ooh, you mean the Human Covenant war. Call it the
Halo War for them. It's actually, yeah, human Covenant.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
But don't know the Human Covenant War. They all know
Halo War.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Fucking ballers would know. All right, My next pick, I'm
gonna be honest, fifty percent of this pick. Not only
it was an epic war, it was great, just the
name of it is great. I'm going with the Peloponnesian War.
The Peloponnesian War, it was between Athens and Sparta, one
of the you know, the ancient Greek world epic war.

(57:11):
There was actually epics written about it. And also it's
fucking funnest shit to say. Okay, Peloponnesian War.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
I'm gonna go. I already had one ready. I thought
y'all might take it, but I'm gonna go war War
wins against replacement. The baseball stat tells you how much
better you are than whoever you are in front of.
Sometimes it doesn't look as good because you could be worse,
but then sometimes it does look cool. All right, Well, hey,

(57:42):
there's stats, buddy, there's stats. And then I'm also going
to go with this is your last pick, right, this
is last pick, So I'm trying to make sure that
it's it's gonna be a hit. I'm gonna go with

(58:02):
War the Band.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Why can't we can we name another song? Lowrider? Okay,
fair enough, there's a couple of them.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Uh, So I'm gonna War the Band so wins against
replacement the baseball stat and wore the band back to you, Pat.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
I like this because now I get to be the
third person to just in our draft of Wars select
War War the card game, the simplest of card games,
but you know it's a good way to pass the
time growing up?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Was that your last pick?

Speaker 5 (58:39):
That's my last pick?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Okay, so I had quite a few. This I'm the
last pick.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
At all, So I don't know if I should just
talk it out if I just say, like I was,
you know what I'm going. I'm going Captain America Civil War.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Great movie.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I'm going Captain America Civil War.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Robert loves the Civil War. No one picked the actual
Civil War. Well, I mean that's US against US, and
you know we just won a World Cup.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Slavery, So I would say that was a pretty good
war pick.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
So it was about states rights, Yeah, states rights to
have slavery.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Those people lost the war.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Those people didn't win that war, or else they wouldn't
be making that argument. All right, let's recap it. So
our mock draft of wars. Robert had War the Song
by Edwin Starr. He had the Second Wizarding War from
Mary Pyre, the Halo War, the Human Covenant War, I'll
put that in the little graphic, and then Captain America's

(59:41):
Civil War. Pat had Star Wars, the Crusades, the Peloponnesian
Peloponnesian War between Athens and Sparta, and War the Card Game.
I had World War Two, the Revolutionary War, Wins against
Replacement in the Baseball stat and War the Band.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I don't know whether I don't know he's but the
voting is all over the place that felt good, that
felt good to do again, I missed it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Yeah, we're getting in the groove of it. This was
This did feel like the first one of the year.
But this is gonna be an interesting vote, so we
will post this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
It was the only one that didn't actually select a war.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
That's no actual wars on my list. This Civil War
is better than Infinity War. Wasn't that like the best one?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
I gotta be honest, I completely forgot it was called
Infinity War. I just kept thinking I had Infinity War.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
I don't know, but Captain America Civil War, that one
was an epic movie, and plus Infinity Wars, he's a
two part.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Still, the Infinity War was a war.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
You know what, The good guy's lost in that movie. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
And so that's why I was hesitated with Vietnam.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I wanted to go Nam, but I was also torn
between can I just call it Nam and like, does
the graphic but apostrophe Nam?

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
With that transit probably not.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
People would get No, people would definitely get it. Plus,
that's maybe the most fun American war to say.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Just as the word I referenced the most. And that's
only because I just like to say, I have seen that
since nam.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
There's also both goal for Wars one and two.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Yeah, so what would you guys have on on your
honorable mentions?

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
So yeah, for the first goal for where Daddy Bush
went after him, second goal four where we went after
them because they tried to kill Daddy Bush and w
was like, you don't come after my daddy. I'm gonna
come after your oil. What about War the World War
the World Eh, the original epic it actually you know,
happened on the radio. People thought it was real. The
Tom Cruise one or not Tom Cruise it was yeah, yeah,

(01:01:46):
that one kind of and then the newest one that
was like shot during COVID and it's just Ice Cube
trying to sell Amazon products. That was like the worst
movie you ever made.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
I had a World War z okay, I had Good War,
God of War, War for the Planet.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Of the Apes. Yeah, I had that as well, War
of the Ring Lord of the Rings, and the War
against the Machines Terminator. That's just everyday life for me really.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Yeah. I had the War on Drugs, the Cold War.
I kind of liked the Cold War because it was
just like look, dude, like I'm not gonna do something yeah,
like fuck you bitch, Yeah, I can go to space.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Now, what's up? It was like, what's up? Yeah, guess
what walked on the moon? Fuck you Russia.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
That meme video the two dudes on the street of
New York just fucking giving each other.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
That was there was kind of like, look, I don't like,
that's not really do the war thing, but like, fuck you, okay,
this is a straight up I don't like you, Like,
let's not in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
I kind of like Das versus Dogs, never ending War.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Storage Wars a war of words, Console Wars, Console Wars
is good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
I had Call of Duty World at War. I thought
that was maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
The best or even Call of Duty World at.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
War, World at War. That's what I said. I wrote
down World at War. You just said World War World
at War, which I think after Modern Warfare, was the best.
World War One we didn't say that one WW one
a lot of war.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
I had w W one on my list, but I
also I didn't pick it, but I didn't want to
like hog all the world wars. But the cool about
World War One is you could call it the Great War,
Great War because that was what they called it before
they had World War two.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
And oft forgotten American War, the French and Indian War.
Those motherfuckers came in and burned down the White House.
People forgot about that. We had to rebuild. Yep. We're
actually on White House two point zero right now. Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Another another one that has often forgot is Tug of War.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
The war great should be an Olympic sports it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Should be should be war Pigs by Black Sabbath where Admiral.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
The Horse miss us not taking war pigs. War of
the Roses was an old movie and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
A bad fake radio bit that really shitty stations Do
raw is war?

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Remember that? Oh God, Monday night raw raw is war?
And they're like, did you know that's just war spelled backwards?

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Why bro War? The movie with Jason Statham and Jetley
That was a great movie, warns Yvon.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
We could also go War and Moon. I didn't know
that was that was iffy. That was iffy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
You know that's a Robert.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Pick Cold War Kids, and then War of eighteen twelve
is what I Those are the ones I had anybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
That's that's the end amount I want to mention. ZM.
Israeli bustin we could. I mean that was always going on.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
That's the never ending war forget cats and dogs. Well
there's there's more seen a lot of you know, you
don't hear about the war of cats and dogs anymore.
They seem to be getting along these days. You always
saw it in TV and media growing up that dogs
and cats hit each other. See fucking videos and dogs
and cats living together all the time, Yeah, loving on
each other.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
The mainstream media wants to divide us.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
They want to do it's like the one media that
that we actually got rid of because it's the people's media.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Yeah, we're like, uh no, we're you'll grow animals like
in each other, all right, mock draft wars. So we
will put the graphic up Let's say like three o'clock Thursday,
the fifth March the fifth, and voting will go until
Friday at five pm, cool Central time, all right, at

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If you don't vote on Twitter, those are your vote
won't be counted. Okay, you can comment all you want
on all the other ones. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
You have to go vote The official vote will be
on X at pass Grade Pod. All right, and then
I'll I'll put that to the top two this weekend.
Let's move on to the not cool segment this week.
This is where we get to vent and bitch about
whatever has gone wrong in our lives this week.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
We could get hit by a bus, we could stubb
or tow their varying degrees of not cools, but these
are ours and we're gonna share them with you here.
If you like to submit You're not cool, hit us
up on X We're at pass Grade Pod. Use the
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into three four sentences, and we're gonna read the best
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Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
This is the not cool segment.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Not cool man, all right, our or we don't have
listeners to been ones.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
I just said that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
First, All right, who first one decided? I miss you
guys last week.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
I wish I could have been here with you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
Hurt too much enough to listen at your beautiful faces
or hear your beautiful words coming out of your beautiful mouths.
Uh that. But then also I bought some mounts for
my TVs, and I finally started putting them together the
other day, and they came with two different size screws
to screw into the back of your TVs, and one
of my TVs does not fit either one of them
the screws. So now I have to go to home depot,

(01:07:04):
and uh, I keep telling people I'm gonna bring both
screws with me and just go up to someone and
be like, show me the size. In between that you've
been to home depot, you can never fucking find someone
when you want, So I'm gonna be staring at a
wall of screws for forty five minutes before I finally
see someone, like hoping.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Somebody guns buy Ye. Do they sell individual screws?

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
I didn't know that, Yeah home depot or I No, No,
they said individual if it's like a pack.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Even if it's a pack, I only need four. Even
if it's a pack, it's a fucking pack of screws
gonna cost me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Well, let's deep, I don't know the less I was
deep live there.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Well, even if I have to buy twenty and I
have sixteen extra screws.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I was building shelves with my father in law like
two weeks ago. I had to go to home deep.
So I call it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
That's how you know you're a depothead. You call it
home deep. You guys don't know how you never called
it home deep. Okay, Okay, I'm crazy you prefer to.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
Be called a sawduster. But so yeah, I just also,
now I need to go buy a drill. I didn't
think about.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
That, but I got a drill you can borrow.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
I need to buy one anyway. Well, okay, I found
one that way that I have. There's no charger for it.
And when I went to go because I had to
buy some other stuffrom Walmart anyway, I look to get
a charger for the amount of what I'm gonna have
to buy a charger just for the battery, which, knowing
me that battery has not been in use for like
seven years, it's probably dead dead anyway, I might as
well just buy a fucking drill.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
That's fair.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Yeah, I got the bits and everything I need, just
need the drill now, that's fair. So I'll probably have
that done. I'll buy the drill on Friday. I'll probably
have the first one mounted in the next month and
a half or so, and then every every other month.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
By the time you move, will all of these be mounted?

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Yes? Right before. No, I'm dying in this apartment. We're
gonna get me out of if I do any sort
of work on that place I live there forever. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Look, I mounted this, I can't know we're not going
out of this.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
I was throwing this out to you before the pods started,
but I was like, you should just get like a
not flat screen TV and just do like the TV
on wheels thing like they did in school when you'll
hung over. Oh yeah, I guess we had a sub
today we're watching Bill NYE. But then you could just
wheel it in and out and you could have like
four of those, like why do you have four TVs?

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
Earlier? Man, my place is all carpet. I don't want
to be wheeling across car.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
It'd be really funny. To come over and you have
four wheeled TVs.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
Or I just have that one on wheels, but it
never moves, just there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
But then you can also take it to your room
and I'm watching TV in the room, no one, But
you can have two in your room.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
I've got four TVs set up in my apartment and
another one that's just off to the side, not set
up for a waste of them inevitably burns out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
You should game on that one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
I got a gaming TV.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Is it on a box?

Speaker 6 (01:09:48):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Well, what?

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
No, it's literally, honestly leaving a TV on its side.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Is that bad? It's not good because it's.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
It's been standing up on its side for about four mons.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
On its side. Yeah, probably not. Could think it's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
I think about it. I walk by it every single
day because it's right outside of my room, and I
think about it sometimes and then I just push that
thought away like I do with everything else, and just
ignore it until it becomes a problem. I can see that,
and yeah, yeah, it's kind of my defining.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Trait is a pretty nonchalant guy. We always say that
about Pat. Any worry about hanging stuff up sometimes, So.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Yeah, I gotta I gotta go buy some screws.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Sorry about that, bro, Yeah, it sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
It's a trip. It's almost like a mile and a
half away from my house.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I'll go next. Yeah, it's go to home deep, dude,
they'll take care of you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
I like the home deep.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
My not cool and I could probably figured this out
at home, Deep, but I didn't. My dishwasher broke. I'm
not talking about my wife, Pat. I know you're about
to make that joke.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
I wasn't because I respect your wife.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
You could see the joke.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
She's one of like eight women on this plane that
I respect.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
I'll take that. Uh. But yeah, my dishwasher broke.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
It was the middle of the night and I just
heard something beeping and it wouldn't stop beeping, and it
sounded like it was like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
An alarm clock that something something had been said or whatever.
But it was just like beep beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep beep. Stop. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
So I got up it was like two in the morning,
walked upstairs like checked everything.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
I was like, it's not up here, what's going on?
Went downstairs.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
It was the dishwasher doing that, and the dishwasher, I
don't know the I did all the troubleshooting I could,
and by troubleshooting man, I looked it up on Google
and watched like seven YouTube videos and I was like,
so too. The latch isn't registering, is closed, the drain
things not draining. But if the drain thing's not draining,
then I wouldn't hear the water going into the the disposal.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
I wouldn't hear that when it starts. So I was like,
that's not it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
And it's like or the keypad, like the electrical board
to the pad that you had to hit the buttons
on isn't working. And then I was like, let me
just try it again, and every time I would hit
it would just start.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Going beep beep beep, beep, beep beep.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Beep, to the points where I had to go to
the breaker and just turn the dishwasher on off. Luckily
that was labeled because it was very late and I
had to turn that off, but just make it stop.
And then when I turned it back on, it was
not doing stuff. Online they were like yeah, if you
hold he did dry and then regular and then he
did dry and then regular and It was basically like
when your friend's like, yeah, all you do is go left, right, left, right, up, down, up, down, right, trigger, right, trigger,

(01:12:29):
and that's how you unlock that. Like I was like,
you're giving me a cheap code for a I don't
think dishwashers have those.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
So I had to call a repair man and that
guy came and it was like, yeah, no, the circuit
board thing is out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
I'm gonna have to repair that. And it was not cheap,
but they do a really good job of me. It's
slightly less than like a new a new dishwasher where
you're like, this isn't mine either, And then my landlady's
like arguing with me, like, well, we could just buy
a new one. I was like, yeah, but you're not
gonna buy a new one. I could get this one
fixed by monday. If it's fixed by monday, I would

(01:13:01):
rather just do this. Then you buy a new one
that you're not gonna install for three weeks and then
I'm gonna have to hand wash every dish and I
don't want to do all that. And I was like,
if I pay for it, then can I just take
it with me when I move? Like, just do that?
Just do that. And now she's like, well, why would
you want to do that, because I said, I already
put it out a positive I can't get back. I've
paid for half of the thing already. I had to
pay the first hundred dollars of any repair that happens.

(01:13:21):
So then if she were to buy a new dishwasher,
I would have to pay one hundred dollars on that,
or the one hundred first hundred dollars to install or whatever.
I was like, just if I do that, then that's
two hundred dollars, and then I'm halfway to doing whatever
I'm doing anyways, So then just let me buy it
out right, and like, you don't have to worry about
this problem.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
And then when I move, I just take a dishwasher.
That seems fair. I'm probably not gonna take the dish washer.
It sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
Oh you won't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
I'm not gonna do that at all, unless you can
sell it back to him or on Facebook or something
like that. I don't know I can flip that bad.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
When the guy came over, at any point in your head,
did you just hear repair man man man man, I
thought it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
I didn't you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
Asking you to ask him? Like hey, you should name
your company repair man man man Man. It was expressed
everywhere will go strictly to you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
I just put like a knockoff like version of Kel's
face from that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
But yeah, the dishruscher going out is just one of
those where like I was trying to get down and
fix it and then you realize that like you're not.
I'm not gonna be able to solve this myself. And
then that guy came in and was able to diagnose
it like really fast. But I was like, well, you
don't understand is I've already kind of done a lot
of this that you did, or you did all the
problem solving. I also did a lot of these things

(01:14:33):
where I was like, I don't think it's the drain.
I don't think it's the latch. I don't think it's this.
It's got to be the keypad, right, It's gotta be
the And he was like, yeah, there's a price. So
see I already kind of told you this, so really
I should get a discount. Didn't work that way, but
gotta ask. Yeah I did try.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
I did try. So now I'm like fighting with my
landlady about like just give me the fucking dishwasher. I'll
pay for the fix.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Give me a dishwasher, said, well, it's easier to just
get a new No, because you're paying more money.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
I don't understand. I don't understand, but it's just it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
And I only get like one email a day with
this lady, so like I had to just wait till tomorrow,
and I sent it like an email at seven am
while I was at work.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
It was just like, let's figure it out. That's also
a part of it, just like the frustration of like, Okay,
I get it. You check your email once today, that's fine,
but like now I gotta wait all day, Like did
you get back yet? Did you get back yet? Did
you get back to me yet? No? No, you didn't, No,
you didn't. I don't know. But my dishrusher being broken sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
Do you ever think that when Alex eventually buys a house,
he's just gonna argue with himself over these kinds of things,
because I would just get of, like of like landlord
at Alex at gmail dot com, so that he can
just email himself back and forth, making.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Because I would know that I'm on the I'm on
the hook for all of this one hundred percent of
this bill, but a little bit I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
I don't because this lady doesn't make it easy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
It's never like, hey, I had to do I had
to get this out here, I had to get this fixed,
and I don't have a bunch of stuff fixed. But
it's like when stuff breaks, I'm like, i'd like this
to be resolved. Oh, hey, I got this guy. Oh
why didn't you tell me I could have found a repent.
I was like, no, because you're gonna six days to
find a repair man and I need this fix now
like that, Like, I'll just do it and then you
cover the rest of the bill.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
I'm not trying to find the most expensive person.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
My my my management likes me. I actually tipped them
off to a leak the other day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
It was like right above, just off to the side
of where I parked my car. So I was like,
if the after like five days, I noticed the leak
was still happening, I was like, I should let them
know about this because if something falls through there, it's
going to land on my car.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
That's smart. Yeah, that's smart.

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
Look, thank you so much for let us know. I
was like, this was strictly self serving. If it was
over one more spot I.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
Would have I wouldn't have cared at all, just not
parked there. I have an update on a knock coole
that I gave well that could go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Hopefully wasn't last week beause pat wouldn't be a way
at all. See and listen.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
No, it was not last week. In November, I did
a job and to this day I still haven't been
paid for it. I think I know, yeah, nah, they
were trying to pay me less than what I was owed, but.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
In between then and now, I've emailed like maybe three
or four times been ignored.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
But today I finally spoke to someone who because you're
here in the building. No, it wasn't even anyone here.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
If someone would incorporate, like you know in San Antonio,
who finally made it seem like I will finally get paid.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
There was no like.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
It was like, oh, we got to register you now
in this program and then as a vendor. So I'm like,
why was that I registered back? Because you've been paid before,
back when I had done this job. It's been a
frustrating weight, especially like emailing people here and not being

(01:17:53):
replied to. But I think it's finally, it's finally gonna
get a result.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
But it's also one of those things where it's like
you're working in in like content you gave that you
you recorded, edited, put together and given them the contents
I've given you my thing. Like what if if you
had held on to that and been like, imagine you
don't have the video you needed, You don't have the
piece of content you wanted. What happens there? Because you're
probably blowing me up like, oh we didn't, now we

(01:18:20):
didn't not like yeah, give it soon as I get paid. Yeah,
now now it's your new rule. It's just like you
need to give them like the watermarked version. I mean
I will send the non water marked version upon pay.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
A little like for that on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
No, but I'm saying going forward, it's like, Okay, that's cool.
Probably have Robert Barbosa and like there's no way they
can get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
Like if you ever got one of those screener movies
and they like, yeah, they'll put like your name or
like whatever company they send it to you for it,
like iHeart Houston, it's like, damn it, they're gonna be
like I don't really rip videos and senem but like
they would know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
That's fucked up, dude, that's fucked up.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
And I was telling Pat like it. I didn't want
to do anything to like mess any sort of relationship
and be like, well, now you can't record here.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
We could finally, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
It would have only been fun to see your reaction
to that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
We got the places, yo, you just had to drive
to my place, which would have been a little bit
further for you on Wednesdays.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
But that's not a problem. But we can always you
can always record somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
But it seems like it's getting resolved, and so I
guess that's that's the cool part of it. But not
cool is how long it took just se get paid.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Hey, I I was waiting on a bonus check for
them for six months and then they gave me like
a third of what I thought that would be. Cut
that part up, but still whatever, you know, you just
you get you're expecting to get paid, which you're paid,
which your road you know it's not I don't think
that's unreasonable at all. And it wasn't like you were

(01:19:43):
like give it to me right now that you're months later,
you got that money.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
We know you got that money.

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
If only you could charge interest, you should be able
to know, because if you pay bills late, like they've
charged your interest on that stuff too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
It's ridiculous, dude. I'm sorry. That sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
Yeah, but hopefully it is very soon resolved thoughtfully.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
I spoke to someone who and if not, you'll have
to wait two more weeks to talk to somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Yeah, he's a peace brother. That's that sucks. I appreciate it.
All right, let's wrap this bad boy up with the
answer segment.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
We start each podcast with the pre come segment, where
we give you our dumb ideas, maybe not dumb ideas,
maybe great ideas, like bowling with bowls instead of bowling balls.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
That was a great idea.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
I like to pull golf still too, hanging by a thread,
probably a miss. But they're not all going to be winners,
you know. Sometimes it's just what you throw out there.
And Babe Ruth struck out a lot. He also had
a lot of home runs. Okay, so you gotta look
at it that way. If you've got any questions you'd
like us to answer, you want us to help you
with relationship advice, you want us to help you with
parenting advice.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
We're great at being parents, if you know that about us.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Collectively, we've raised three children, Skyler Lester, who doesn't talk
to us anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
He he went no contact but he uh we did
raise him.

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
Took him longer than I thought on it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Yeah, immature, So what kind of people we really were?
The he bounced?

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Or maybe you still listens, it just doesn't interaction as much.
We love you, Scaller, love your son. We'll never forget you, buddy.
But yeah, parenting advice, health advice are basically doctors. I
watched the first episode of the New Scrubs, so it's
pretty much like I'm a doctor and then you got
you got a high thought, a drunk idea, anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Hit us up.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
You want us to power rank stuff. Give us five
similarly related things. We'll power rank the fuck out of them.
I'm really excited for our power ranking this week. Uh,
but hit us up at pass Grady Pot on X.
Use the hashtag ptg answers so we can search for
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or email your questions to us past grade pot at
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Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
This is the answers segment.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
You just answer the question why, Just answer the question.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
You answer, answer, but don't thanks the subject. Just answer
quok question kept talking?

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Answer answer any questions?

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
All right. Our first question this week comes to us
from our good buddy Dustin Reeves, and Dustin says, can
a magnet stop a bullet?

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
Not any that we can get access to, but yeah,
a strong enough magnet definitely could. I feel like either
if it's shot right at it by propelling it, or
if you put two magnets that are strong enough side
by side and now they're gonna be super strong. But
if you fire a bullet between the middle of them,
it could fucking catch that ditch and it's magnetic field

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right between the two of them.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
I feel like most bullets are made out of stuff
that's not magnetized.

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
The metal. It's metal. They're made out of metal metal.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Is copper or lead.

Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
It's lead and not magnetizable.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
It's not. I don't think it's magnetic. Also, I think
I think that the speed that a lot of bullets
are going, I think that it would make it very
very difficult to not have like the biggest magnet in
the world pulling on it. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
It's not magnets that we would ever have access to,
but I believe it could be built.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
I was just gonna say, like, can a magnet could
stop a bullet? But it's very unlikely to And I
think you would have a better chance of just having
a thick ass magnet like on your chest and it
like stops the bullet as opposed to like relying on
it to magnetically pull the bullet away from wherever it's going, right,
Like does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Yeah, I think in that way you can stop.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
But if you had just a thick ass magnet that
that bullet's not going to go through. I know that
they have, like they have brass and and all kinds
of like iron bullets and stuff too, But I think
the majority of bullets that people have are probably lead
or copper, right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
I just looked at it, Yeah, because they're non ferross.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Obviously, we everybody knows this, which is why we're not
explaining with.

Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
Some cheaper rounds. So a cheap bullet, which I think
would also make it more susceptible to the magnetic fields.
I think you're right. Just if you shoot a magnet,
that probably depending on the magnet.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
I mean, like if you should like a refrigerator, magnet's
gonna go right through that thing. But like if you
had a thick just.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
Like a square, just a magnet, horseshoe magnet, those things
look strabe, but that would be your best chance of
stopping the bullet is using it as like protection and
not folding it and not like getting it to change
its course and go a way. I didn't even think
about it that way. Yeah that's smart, So yeah, I kind.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Of sound like I knew what I was talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
You're a very smart man sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
But you're I'm dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
You're smart about dumb shit. Yeah there, yeah, But which
is more practical in everyday life? Being smart about smart shit? Smart?

Speaker 6 (01:24:51):
It's hard to comprehend, right, And I'm dumb enough.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb, So I
don't think I'm smarter than I am awareness, So I'm
never like, oh, I mean, like all other people idiots,
but like I know that I am also an idiot,
but you can be more of an idiot than me.

Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
Oh yeah, no, I definitely think like.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Right in the middle of like the idiot's scale.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
I think, I think I'm smarter than the average person,
but I think way more than fifty percent of the
population is stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
So like it's not really yeah a flex.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
But yeah, so a magnet can't stop a bullet, but
you're probably got to rely on it being a thick
magnet that just physically stops the bullet instead of a
magnet that pulls the bullet away.

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
It's very smart thinking there, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
It's a good question, Destin. That's gun guys. Huh's talking guns?
Just the boys talking guns on nonchalant?

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Are we uh? Nonchalant as fuck? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
This is from Talopa's off to a hot start this year. Okay,
we don't have like it's early, it's just march.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Is ti chalupa maybe the front runner for answers answers
questions asked for so far?

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
I mean, I don't know a lot of your left
a lot of your left loop And it says f
Mary kill diversity, equity.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
And inclusion.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
I'd love to go first. Please, I'm gonna kill inclusion.
I don't want to be included. I don't want to
include other people. The less people around me, the better.
I feel like that's an easy one for Okay, I'm
gonna fuck diversity. There's a lot of good looking ladies
out there, and a lot of them are not around
where I am or look like I look. Okay, and

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I'll marry equity because you know what, marriag should be
a partnership. You should be equal to each other. Oh,
look at packing a little profound on that one. The audency.
That's ship coming, did you?

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
A lot of people will Yeah, that's what you expected.
I fucking sick when you uzag. I'm gonna enigma watch well,
you're what enigma watch it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Job?

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
I'm Jack right now?

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
You're being very schalant, Robert, you want to go next
to you?

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
I got I gotta say. I think I had the
exact same ones as Bat, the exact same.

Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
Modern man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
So what was that again?

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
A right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
You fuck diversity, kill inclusion, marry equity. Okay, So then
I'm gonna be the only one that's different I am
going to marry inclusion.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
I feel like everybody should be involved. I don't want
people feel isolated, like, hey, we're all part of this
big old thing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
We're all part of this merry inclusion because everybody feels involved.
I fuck diversity because diversity is hot, dude, diversity is
very hot.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Diversity is hot.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
And then I kill equity because like, I kill the
current state of equity, and then I rebuild equity from
the way it should be instead of where it is
right now, where it's been tamped down. No, I kill
the current equality, which is equity though, which is putting
the money into this stuff and making sure that it's

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all funded correctly and everything is cool to be part
of the equity. So I kill the equity that we
have currently, and then I built back a brand new,
better equity.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
I also feel like we're using a quality instead of equity,
because I'm pretty sure I did that too.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
You did do that. Yeah, equity is more like supporting
it with.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
I don't know how to explain it, but I saw
a cartoon picture of it one time that made sense
to me. But I don't know how to explain that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
Like when you talk like people standing behind a fence.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Were just supposed to like shop small businesses. You're trying
to provide equity to the smaller businesses and not just
the corporations and stuff too, so you have to help
help them with funding and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Like that, and CROSSI and and like borders to getting
into the.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
Equity part of See I can picture an apple when
I close my eyes, but if you want me to
picture abstract thoughts that yeah brings you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Yeah, no, I got you, I got you. But taa
off to a hot start of the year. Great question,
hot start to the air for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
Fucking university.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
That's a really interesting f Mary.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
Kill though I thought it was always held allah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Our next one is from Ashley Wilkins at Buster Healer
mix on X, and Ashley says power rank curses. So
the curses she gives us to rank are the Curse
of the Bambino, the Hope Diamond Curse, King Tut's Tomb Curse,
the Kennedy Curse, and.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
The Kyler Murray Curse.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
I'll go first, if you guys want I had at five,
I have the Curse of the Bambino. It was a
good curse, but it was broken then, so it's not
a good curse anymore because it's done.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
That's my logic on that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
For is the Hope Diamond curse, which was like, if
you had the Hope Diamond, people died, tragic desk, bad
stuff happened to them, they committed suicide like one of
the queens or princesses or whatever it was it had
it got beheaded. But then I also read that the
guy Cardier that was trying to sell it and I

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was trying to like raise the mistike about it also
may have like it could have we could have a
Goldberg situation like we did in the WCW where it
was like, oh, he's ten and oh and then the
next week is like he's thirty seven and oh, and
it was like they just embellished it to help the story.
So I think that kind of takes away from its
lesser for me. So then three, I got the Kennedy
family because yes, it does look suspicious that a lot

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of them had died or had bad things happened to them,
but it could also just be bad luck.

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
They're also just in the public eye.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
That yeah, big family, you have more odds.

Speaker 5 (01:30:31):
People are gonna find out able to die yeah, nobody
knows about when my great uncle died. He wasn't a public.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Person to his king tut tomb because the Egyptians be
up to some fucked up shit. Dude, I feel like those,
like the curses with pyramids and stuff. I absolutely believe that,
So I buy into that. And then the number one
curse is a Kyler Murray curse because people forget that.
When he snubbed me at an XFL game, I said,
you know what, I'm gonna put a curse on you,

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and you'll never win a playoff. You'll never be better
than Daniel Jones. And I thought Dania Jones gona better
than Daniel Jones was. But it's pretty good fucking last
year Daniel Jones wasn't. Yeah, last they check, Daniel Jones
has one playoff win. Do you know how many playoff wins?
Kyl Murray has zero? That would be correct.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
Also, last I checked, Daniel Jones was just transition tagged
coming off of an injury. Kyler Murray's getting cut by
his team.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
That seems worse. That does seem worse. So we know
there's at.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Least one team that wants Daniel Jones. Right now, we
don't know if any team nobody nobody wants because and
they don't want him. Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna have
to eat a lot of cap room and money that
they owe him just because they don't want him as
part of their team anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Yeah, he's like the Golden Doodle. He was the number
one overall pick.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
He's like the the purebred dog that everybody thought they wanted,
and they're just like, this dog sucks. It's really small,
and I don't want anymore. And it's like going to
the animal shelder and you're seeing a golden Doodle.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
You what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
He's gonna look ridiculous and purple next year?

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Possibly, possibly, but I mean the Kyler kurage. Remember I
was also when I learned that I could curse things.
I could just put curses on stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
It's a scary power that you wheeled from time to time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
And I just forget I have it sometimes and then
I'm like, cursed done.

Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
Every time I say something that you get mad at,
I'm like, oh, I hope he doesn't remember he can curse.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
You were, Yeah, you were. You were texting me like
a while ago. You're like, don't curse me. You can't
curse me, and I was like, fucking watch it or
I will dude.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
Earlier, when I was talking shit about Aaron Judge, I.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Was like, God, I hope he could curse me. Immediately,
I thought about it. You're lucky that with my older age,
I've become more mature. I don't just throw it around
left and right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
Just curse Team Ireland and the WBC.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
Curse the Astros. Before that worked, I curse the Dallas Stars.

Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
Like every year.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Well, that was rude for you guys. He rude to me.

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
It was oller people that were mean.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
It was enough. I had to I had to lash out.

Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
We were we needled a little bit, but we weren't
rude because we understood the power.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
So I had to lash out. And that was when
they went down three to zero. And then there was
somebody was like, well, remove the curse. I was like, fine,
I'll take the curse back. And then somebody was it
dick again. So I had to put the curse back
before game seven and what happened. The Curse of Alex
is a real thing, and Alex see this, it's it's
I don't I don't take it lightly. Okay, what do
you guys got who wants to go next?

Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
All the next I'm putting Hope Diamond at five fucking
Mickey Mouse curse inflated. I don't respect that curse. Oh
I'm super rich and it can afford one of the
rarest diamonds of all time and bad things that have happened. Yeah,
but you're super fucking rich of your life still kicks ass?
Shut up? Yeah, shut up. Uh four, I'm going to
go with King Touch Tomb curse. Yeah, Egyptians be up

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to some funck shit. I don't really know what happened there, though.
How about this, don't raid fucking people's graves? Also brought
that shit on yourself?

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
Like that does seem like like a grave curse. Seems
like a pretty good curse though, Like yeah, but you know,
like in all like the curses, it's like that's one,
I think.

Speaker 5 (01:33:47):
But you brought that curse upon yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Oh absolutely, but it's like a self inflicted curse. Like
you didn't go where they You went to the place
they said was cursed and you got cursed.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
No shit.

Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
Uh three, I'm gonna go Kennedy curse. Honestly, though they
probably brought a lot that it on themselves too, not
the whole being shot, but like they did some fucked
up ship along the way too that they covered up.
It goes around, comes around. Yeah, look look up massive.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
Wait, the Kennedys were great people.

Speaker 7 (01:34:15):
No whereas No, No, I'm not even gonna shy and
say some in his voice.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
I'm gonna go hear them, no offense.

Speaker 5 (01:34:29):
I'm going Kyler Murray curse two, it's still a young curse,
doesn't have a lot of cursing Banbino one. They fucking
they cursed their rival, your biggest rival. And yes, the
curse has sense, and it was the rival's own faults,
but it yes, and it was, but it was, in
my opinion, the most powerful of all of these curses.

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For eighty six years, the Red Sox would not just lose,
lose in just tragic, ridiculous, fucking way many times to
their rival.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Yeah the Bambinos.

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
Yeah. Also that they could finance a fucking play. No,
Nonnette never watched that bullshit. You'll never watch it play, Robert,
what's your rankings.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
I'm going number five. The Hope Diamond Curse. Yeah, it's
a fraud ass curse.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
Yeah, number four, I'm going Kennedy Curse, three Curse with Bambino,
two Kyler Murray Curse, and number one, I'm actually gonna
go King Tut's Tomb curse. You don't want to mess
with mummies, No, you don't mess with mummies.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Literally, there's like it's like when people try to do
Jurassic Park again or act likely they're gonna try and
do that. Yeah, like, did you see any of the
Mummy movies? Don't do that. No, that movie scared the
fuck out of music.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
We got another one coming with the Little Original A.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
Little scabs though they would go under your skin, that scare.
I would not sleep at night as a little kid
at times because I was afraid that the Scarab beetles
would come get me.

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
I used to be like, I wonder if those are real,
and then I'd very quickly be like, don't think about it.
Don't even think about it, push it out of your brain.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
M hm.

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
You know what, that's probably what's set up the rest
of my life. Ignore it and until it becomes a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
True, it's a lot scaribs.

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
I might have work ethic if not for scabs.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
All right, So, like you know what, like the Curse
of the Bambino, I thought was like, yeah, that's a
big sports curse, but like, was the Curse of the
Billy Goat kind of a worst coat the worst curse
because at least like the Curse of the Bambino is like, yeah,
you traded your best player to your rival, and now
he's kicking your ass and like he's making you pay
for it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
Like that's like, like I can see how curse would
come out of that. The Curse of the Billy Goat's like, hey,
you can't bring your billy goat into the baseball game, sir.
He's like, what the fuck's wrong with you? Do you
see anybody else the billy goat?

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
No? But also like well fuck you. You're never in
a win again.

Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
It's like, but the guys you tried to bring a
farm animal into the know a baseball game.

Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
Yeah, but they allowed it for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
If I went to dik In Park with like a steer,
they'd be like, get the fuck out of here. Could
be yeah astros.

Speaker 5 (01:37:00):
From that's modern times. And also, yes, the billy goat
curse went longer, but that one involved a billy goat
and the other one involved the most iconic player in
the history of the sport, which.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Is why I feel like, but the curse of is
more like, that's like iconic.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
It is iconic because you're like, that was him being
to curse you guys himselves.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
But the billion is I have a fucking problem. I
didn't even know. I wasn't the guy that was letting
people in the stadium. Why why am I in trouble
for this? Why is my team shitty because some random
guy tried to bring a fucking goat in.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
Also, a lot of people, at least most people that
even kind of fall baseball, know the Curse of the
Bambino or have heard of it. There's a lot of
people out there that have never heard of the curse.
Go look it up. It's a real thing. That's why
the Cubs are bad for so long. Yeah, also because
they're just a shit city.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
That also, and and because they couldn't get two outs
against the Marlins in one inning. They couldn't just couldn't
get two outs. Fucking Mark pryor Carey would with a waste?
What a waste? Moists Sulou Astro Great, what a waste?
What a waste?

Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
What is great? Name too?

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
And I like when they say moiss.

Speaker 5 (01:38:04):
I've never heard that. I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
Oh like something something.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
When you hear like the most Spanish speaking people talk, they.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Probably how you.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Say it probably is. I've never heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
I don't like it. I'm sticking with moist, all right.
Next up, we've got good good power rankings. Ashley good
good submission today. Uh this is from.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Jean, and Jean says, could I hit a cruise missile
with a baseball? I've got a cannon for an arm.

Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
Technically, yeah, it's all about timing.

Speaker 3 (01:38:37):
Yeah, you gotta be in the right place, and you
gotta be pretty lucky. I would imagine.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
Technically, if you release the baseball as the cruise missile
is hitting you, you're hitting it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
You're gonna die. I think. I don't think you're gonna
stop it if.

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
It's just going by you at that point. It's a
matter of how high off the ground is the cruise missile.
But this is purely a matter of timingsle is normally
they're flying much higher.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
But what is mock two fast?

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
It's faster than mack one, I.

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Know that, but not as fas as mock three. Not quite,
not quite we're getting at that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:14):
But if it's if it's skimming around fifty feet off
the ground, you know he's trying to stay below radar level.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
Have a five times the speed of sound, and you
think you can hit with baseball, I mean you're gonna
have You're not hitting it because you're aiming at it.
You're trying to aim a direction that you think it
might hit, and you just it's a fluke that it hits. Yeah,
it's like the same thing with the magnet, the magnet
and the bullet.

Speaker 5 (01:39:36):
Yeah, so it would have to be like a MythBusters
episode where they plan it and they time it perfectly
to try and hit. If you're just out there looking
for cruise missiles trying to hit it with a baseball,
you're never gonna get it. But in a controlled environment,
like I said the word could, it's doing a lot
of heavy lifting.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
It's helping.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
What if like instead of the Iron Dome in Israel,
they just had like people with baseballs Israeli world, Like
that's just how they like we find out like after
years it's like, actually it's just these dudes with fucking
cannon arms just pinging these these speed of sound missiles down.

Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
Just bregnant over there taking batting practice. There's whacking balls
up into the air.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
It's not crazy that, like they have weapons that are
just like faster than like that, faster than that, and
then that sound like that's wild.

Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
We got lasers now, man, it's crazy. I wonder if
we're gonna see lasers during this war.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
I hope we don't.

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
I hope we're like the point to where it's like stop,
stop to We've you guys seen fall out, Like we're
gonna get to that. Like we have big stuff. Now
you should just have muskets. Like now we don't have muskets.
Only we have drones that don't have to like think
about like I'm about to just take out this whole area.
We have stuff that's just like we're gonna fire by
all this, not even think about it because it's a

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robot doing it. And then they're gonna think that back
and they're gonna do it to us, and then everybody's
just gone.

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
So I give a shout out bat earlier and I
saw the video of us blowing up a ship. I've
seen test fires and heard about these laser weapons for
one for a few years. Now, can we hit a
ship with laser. I just want to see what he
would do.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
No, don't war, don't we need to not be a war.

Speaker 5 (01:41:16):
But we are. So we're at war and we have
the weapon.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
It's like, hey, look, let's just chill.

Speaker 5 (01:41:21):
I want to see the web. It's like having a
prospect in baseball. It's like remember for years when we
wouldn't call up George Springer because we wanted to control
his rights. At some point I got to see George
Springer play. You've been talking about him for years.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Do you think maybe like the lasers aren't living up
to their their like their potential. Don't the miners?

Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
I don't know. You keep telling me how effective lasers are.
I don't know until I see it with my eye.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
They're lighting it up at Corpus CHRISTI the lasers are.
I want to see the lasers at Triple A, saying
to fucking sugar Lander, what.

Speaker 5 (01:41:50):
I mean, well, pulling up this show. Dustin Berjoy's nickname
was the Laser Show. If we had never brought him
out of the miners, I would never know how good
he was. I just want to see the laser in
action against a ship. Like I'm not saying I want
to see a guy getting cut ahead half by a laser.
I think we all know what my answer to that
would actually be. I'm just saying, let me see a
ship get hit.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
It'd be a lightsaber.

Speaker 5 (01:42:14):
Well, it's a beam laser. It's not it's it's not
a steady Okay, it's not a saber. It's like a gun,
but attached to a warship.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
You could hit a cruise missile with a baseball.

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
Theoretically, yes, and you know what, I believe in you
try it out.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
I'd like to see you try it.

Speaker 5 (01:42:34):
I don't know where you can. Also, the cruise missile
was laying on the ground, we.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Didn't think yes, absolutely, and that would make it way.

Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
You can't believe it took us that long to think
about the unfired cruise missile. I don't know if you
want to throw baseballs at it, I don't know how
delicate is.

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
I probably wouldn't throw if I It's always like a
rule I follow if I see a warhead, I just
don't throw stuff at it or step on it, or
like really, I try and kind of stay far away
from it.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
For the simple fact of And I learned the from
Joe dirt could be pooping there.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
I call that number. That's a call before you dig
for Hey, there's a cruise missile.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
Can I dig here? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
Probably wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
Probably wouldn't, but uh, we'll be out there to check
it out. I'm like, where the fuck do you get
this there? I know it's only brown dude found it.
Which you want for it?

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
I don't got junk. Last night woke up that I
had a cruise missile in my backyard. I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
I can't find a cruise missile. And now I'm now
I'm a bad guy.

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
I can't tell you how it got here, and you
can't prove I took it. So let'sten.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
I didn't tell it. I'm giving it back. I'm here.
I wouldn't call you if I had it I wanted it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:31):
Let's just shake hands and part ways, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
Yeah, I put it on Facebook Marketplace, that's fine. I
was just trying to see where could get for it. Yeah,
Bush down the street. I got a bidding war going
with him.

Speaker 5 (01:43:41):
No, I won't go to you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
You're the little bitter. You get your You've been zero
dollars on this. I'm not gonna give it to you.

Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
I put or best offered. You think I'm traveling to you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
I'm not gonna beat you halfway either. I don't have
anything in haul this in all right, I'm a good quest gen.
Our last question this week is from Ryan Round and
Ryan says, what is the most sure thing can't miss
bet that you can think of right now?

Speaker 5 (01:44:10):
Hmmm, I honestly don't know if I've ever thought of
one before, because most of my bets.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
Lose right right now. I looked up that just was
like heavy favorite movie the super Bowl. I don't know
if you can bet on.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
Specifically that except that you can think of.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
Okay, Like for sure bet would be to bet all
thirty one other NFL teams to win the super Bowl
and not the Bears, and you were guaranteed to win.
You have to put down a lot of money, but
you're for sure going to win. I would say, on
tonight's date, the fourth of March March fourth U of
h money line against Baylor at home.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
That's minus sixteen hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
So you say one of the odds on that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
You have to put sixteen hundred dollars down to win
one hundred dollars. But I think it's a sure thing
because the Cougs are going to lose, they've lost too
much lately.

Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
I think they're gonna win. That's what I would go.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
And then also I would say, if you wanted another
shirt thing, lay all of the money on a very
very heavy favorite, the one seed against the sixteen seed
the first week of March Madness. Yes, they have lost
like two of the last five years, but they're one
hundred and fifty four and two in history of sixteen
versus one. Put all of the money that you have

(01:45:23):
on the favorite money line to win, which is money
line just means straight up like they don't do no
points spread or anything. But that would be the best
for sure thing because really, like you just hope you
have any sort of advantage even that could lose. And
then another one that was like, isn't it for short thing,
but about a fifty to fifty chance is what you
is the best you could ask for it? A lot
of bets the coin flip in the Super Bowl tails,
that's not a sure thing, not a.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
Short thing, but like, that's the best chance you have.

Speaker 5 (01:45:46):
So that's why probably the best shirt thing would be
bet that the Jets won't make the playoffs. Next year.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
That's a good. That's a good.

Speaker 5 (01:45:53):
They still do not have a fucking goal, Like, are
they going with Justin Fields again, Kyler Murray? If they
signed Kyle, then it's definitely a fucking shorre thing.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
It's a small jet Kyler, not Kyle. Kyle Murray.

Speaker 5 (01:46:08):
Just call Kyle Murray. Add some disrespect to it at
this point.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
YEA, let's call Kyle Murray from now, Kyle Murray. It
is Kyle Murray, a little bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:46:16):
No Kyle's ever doing anything great.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
Fuck you, Kyle Murray.

Speaker 5 (01:46:20):
Drink some red bull and be angry in your mom's basement.

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
But yeah, I go U of h The Houston Cougars
money line tonight against Baylor Mina is sixteen hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
That's the most foresure thing can't lose.

Speaker 5 (01:46:32):
I haven't thought of it yet, but whatever, I randomly
bet at about seven fifty tonight for the eight o'clock
games the opposite.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
That's probably that's a good. When acravy gambles follow that,
and then then then we'll tell you what not to bet.
All right, that good question. I want to make that
a clip and then if he loses tonight, then just
put me look like an idiot. They can't lose. You're
not gonna lose.

Speaker 5 (01:46:59):
We can all.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
This is the final score.

Speaker 5 (01:47:01):
We'll just tag old takes exposed in the comment.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Yeah, do that all right? That was a great question,
question Ryan, great question, everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:47:08):
Thank you guys all for participating at past Gary pods
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Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
Let's do the random celebrity generator. Who we're going with.

Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
I'm going with r I. P. Lou Holtz, Notre Dame
National Championship winning coach.

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
The real Fame. If it's terrible I'm gonna go. Yeah, Yeah,
I'm gonna go. Barbara streisand Barber streisand Lou Holds Barber,
I'm gonna go. David Bowie, David Bowie.

Speaker 5 (01:48:12):
There's going names you've seen on here on a hundred times.
Man trying to go off the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
No, I was listening to heroes in my hair.

Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
Fair enough, all right, David Bowie, Barber streisand Lo Holf,
James Corey and Andre Agassi, Omar Shariff, Sharon Stone, Jude Law,
David Niven, The Doors and Carol Lombard, Lou Holtz, David Bowie,
Barbara streisand run it back, Thomas Muster, Myrna Lloyd, Joe Lewis,

(01:48:44):
Buster Keatons, Sevetlana Kuznitzava, Angela Bassett, Jeff Bridges and Colin Firth.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Alright, one more time, Barber streisand David Bowie, Lou Holtz,
Miles Davis, PJ. Harvey, Devena McCall, Lena Headley, Ivan Lindell,
Carrie Mulligan, The Who and Me Lacunis. Nope, not even close.
All right, that was it. Thanks to tune in Love,

(01:49:13):
you guys, we actually might have a very special guest
on next week's episode. And then also spoil Alert may
come out a little bit earlier than usual if you wanna,
if you want to check your pod feeds a little
bit earlier, you know, maybe maybe early Wednesday. All right,
love you guys, have a great rest of your week.
Go USA and World Baseball Classic until we talk to

(01:49:34):
you next time. Past the Gravy, Yeah, bitches, Bravy Gang
Gang Gang.

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