Pass The Gravy #658: Salt'n Saturn

The Godfather of Pass The Gravy (Curtis Chaffin) joins the boys to talk about NFL free agency, court sketch artists, and the rodeo. They also power rank planets and come up with some new ideas for Jimmy Buffett songs. 


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang, Baby Powder Top and lead spread
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Houston Bay. Now we go ahead and let camp.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
We'll get rich today, Danish Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
What is going on? Everybody?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Happy Gravy Days, Past Gravy Episode number six hundred and
fifty eight. I am your host, Alex the Moondog Middleton,
with my co host Robert Barbosa aka Bobby Jokes aka
Bobby the Hog, and joining us today. We have two guests.
We have two very special guests. First off, we have

(00:50):
Pat the sun Dog Dion Welcome back to the show.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Great to be here, buddy.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
But more importantly we have we have the godfather of
Past Gravy, Curtis no nickname, Chaffin Curtis mcgurtis Chasenirrel.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I had all this time to prep for a nickname.
It didn't come up with one.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, I still think of the squirrel. I don't think
anyone's ever called you the squirrel. Just one time someone
said you run like a squirrel on the rugby field,
and I was like that will forever stick with me.
I used to call me a sloth. Slothy I I
don't think I can call you sloth. No.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, So Curtis was the uh he and I used
to just play Grand Theft Auto and talk about dumb
shit and we should record it because that's what people need,
is more white guys talking about ship and we did that,
not playing Grand theft Ato.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
But we started Past the Gravy. We tried to fill time.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
We were able to get to an hour for like
I don't know how many times, and then Curtis had
life happened, lived in a different city. It wasn't as
easy to do things remotely, so he had to duck out.
And then we've we've become we've become now. But for
those of you that are not familiar with Curtis, Curtis
Is he came up with the name Past the Gravy.
He was the guy that I started with. So welcome
back to the pod, buddy. It's been a minute.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Thanks for having me. I think it's been about a
decade since I've been on.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, we've been on twelve years now, and I don't
think I was looking like none of the episodes that
you were on. I think there's some YouTube ones you
can hear, but we got like ceased and desisted for
having copyrighting front Like in the beginning, we didn't really
follow copyright rules. We didn't know any of them. Were like,
we can just use any song whenever we want, we
can just play, we can play. This highlight of this

(02:33):
thing is like it turns out you don't know the
right stet never mind.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Well yeah, we had zero. It was us listening back
to it like that was terrible.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I remember being like, dude, we got ten people listening
to that episode, like we got so excited, and that
was like our fifteenth episode. We were just all right,
well we have to we have to double digit mark
and that's really when when things start taking off. But
uh yeah, so if you want some select clip of Curtis,
then YouTube go all the way back. But I don't

(03:03):
think you can find any of the regular episodes. I
do have it on like my shuffle. Sometimes I put
my full phone shuffle on. It'll just play clips. Because
we did a bunch of test episodes before.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Like three or four.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
We're like, let's try this, and we were awful.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
They're so bad I'm not saying the podcast has gotten
much better, but they were really bad at the beginning.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
We didn't know what we were doing well.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
We were also using Skype in a world that was
fre covid, so.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Like the whole we were actually ahead of everybody, and
we were like, what if I didn't Skype, you don't Skype.
We had to get the Skype recording software to record
the audio and then also to record the video of Skype,
and then we just never used the video because we
didn't have Robert. And I was like, Robert, you know
how to do all the videos to make it happen.
Now Robert can do that. We didn't have Robert.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
That Skype had the best tones. I could put that one.
It's so common.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
And now Skype's gone, right, I think, so they closed,
Like Zoom came in and was like what's up, bitch,
and then I was like, I would like to have
kept Skype, But then everybody went Zoom and Zoom was
actually way easy to use the podcast for so we.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Went to Zoom was the blockbuster d so they had
it all. We didn't know what we had. I'm just
not good to be first of the party.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Hey, did you know you can just you can just
call your friend and talk to him, but see him
at the same time.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I remember doing that freshman year of college, like keeping
track with high school people and then like very quickly
by like the first end of the first semester, you're like,
I don't know, I kind of want to go drink
and stay talk about high school budies. Yeah, doing this,
this is crazy. Ye're there and I'm here. Look at
I'm a Texas.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It was like the happy hours during COVID. This is
so sick, Like, well, we just can't go anywhere. It's
no Wally, that's sick. We're just bored.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Get in your house.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
We did that whole the draft party where we disinvited everybody.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
That wanted to be on it.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh my god, I think you were on it for
a second the draft party, like just hop on were
watching the draft and be like I'm not.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Even watching it. I don't en know what's going on, Like, oh, well, joint.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
It was like five minds with that, and then after
five minutes like I don't want to do this, what
is this my team drafted? I'm done watching it.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
So, yeah, Curtis is gonna be hanging out there today.
It's good to have the Godfather back. I would say
to play some Godfather music Robber, but then we get
in trouble for copyright infrontship, but that would be very.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
It's my favorite Godfather song.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
So this is the pre come segment, Curtis, I don't
think we had the pre come segment before you were here.
We have the comeback Kids segment, but now we have
the pre comeback Kids segment is the com segment.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
The pre com segment.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
If you have any drunk ideas, high thoughts, or anything
that you want to bring up, Yeah, you have a take.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I have a take.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'd like to fire off. Uh, so we'll start off
with that. I've been watching a lot of the Paralympics
have out head off this week. Paralympics started on Friday.
I think it's harder to be a Paralympian than it
is to be an Olympian.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, is that like a limb.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well yeah, but I think it's like harder to master.
Like I think the best Paralympian skier is better than
the best Olympic skier. I don't know, because you had
to learn it on one leg.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
It's harder to do. But it's easier to get there
because once you lose a limb, there's only so many
people you're competing against.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'll give you that point, but I still think it's
like the person like McKay or what's the girl that
crashed the best person in slalom or whatever. Lindsay Vaughn
was in the one legged slalom skier in the Paralympics.
The winner of that is better than Lindsay von because
she had to learn how to do it on one leg.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Now do they have like dudes with no legs wrestling
in the Paralympics, Because I think they do. They have.
They have so much easier to make weight when you don't.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
They have like different like qualificated. These are people that
have their limbs but can't see. These are people that
like they're like partially blind. These are people that are
partially blind in one eye. These are people that lost
an arm. These are people that.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Find relay would be awesome.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I mean it's it's cool, like the way they did it,
and like I'd never really paid attention to the Paralympics,
but it was on on Friday, and so I was
watching the opening game or the opening ceremonies and they
were talking it was like the fiftieth anniversary of it,
it's pretty cool to be like that's crazy. Like they
were just like, hey, man, like we can also do sports,
Like I can throw javelin in a wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Why can't I do that?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
And then they're like, well, let's try into a Winter Olympics.
And I was like, sled hockey is fucking insane. You're
on one blade with like you're just skiing on ice,
and then also trying to score Timo s sled hockey
fucking dominate again.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
We were sixteen nothing against.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
All the hockeys.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Like if we if it's hockey, it's our sport. Fuck
you can't.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
You're done.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Mexican we got baseball that too, and that was Mexico's sport,
but we still took it.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Tars, what kind of bets did you place?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I haven't placed any bets on it, Like there's not
not really a market for it. I was looking, Oh,
I was looking for it. Uh yeah, I don't trust Calshit.
I don't really like Calsh.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah. After they screwed everyone out of the will come
any not be president by April first?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
And then like we don't pay out for death. I
was like, that's why, it's why everyone good choice. That
was a good point. Like the white people took that.
It was like he might not be alive.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
They should do the Paralympics first, because like once the
Olympic ends, everyone stops. Get you going like that honestly,
not about how did it lead us in get a
little bit of patriotism going and have it ramped right into.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
The Wheelchair curling is on all day, just like the
like I've watched so much wheelchair curling, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
How do they get grip on the ice?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, like you can sweep from the thing, but then
you can also like they use like a little like
a shuffle board type thing that.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
You go with. So I'm saying that like wheels.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh yes, rubber wheels as long as you like a
rubber like with shoes are like just don't have like
leather sole shoes and you're usually pretty good if you
have rubber on your shoes.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
You can walk on most eyes stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
You'll still slip.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Spiky wheels put chains on the wheels like they're on
the roads up in New England. But it's oh yeah,
dress some like real punky. Yeah, oh yeah, just the.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Just the next spikes.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
The Paralympic skiing is electric to watch.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Because you're like, that guy's doing that with one leg.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
And then we had this US guy that was like
sick three Olympics ago. I didn't know that if you
get like a limb cut, like if you have to
have a limb removed, that like one of the big
problems they have was he wasn't able to ski in
the last Olympics, which was peong Chang or where the
fuck it was, because his bone went through his skin
while he was skiing. Like that was the injury he suffered.

(09:13):
And it was just like, yeah, that happens because your
bone is on where they have to they have to
remove it, so if you put enough stress on it,
it can just go through it.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
He was like trading for the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
It was like, oh, and now my knee bone just
goes or whatever the thing is that, like his leg
bone just went through his skin and he couldn't play.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I was like, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
He's the Ronnie Lot of skiing, So yeah, cut it off, coach,
I'll go with the Paralympics.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
But like Paralympians, I think are puffer athletes not. I
get that there's like more elite athletes, Like okay, maybe
there's not like a Paralympian Michael Phelps, but like there
are Paralympia Michael Phelps. Is they just like don't get
to shine. Like that guy didn't have arms. He learned
to swim. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
I couldn't do it. Like if I lost a limb,
I'm I'm giving up even more than I.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Already, right, And that's that's like kind of the cool
part about watching.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
He's like, I'm like inspired by everybody, and you're not
not inspired by the regular Olympians. Be like that guy
fucking gotten a car wreck, lost both legs and then
figured out how to fucking play hockey. Like I would
have been like I'm out, that's it, and that guy
was like, no, I'm going I love playing He's like,
I love playing hockey. I'm gonna play hockey, and you
give me some fucking sled hockey. And watching sled hockey
is legit. It's like murder ball. If you ever watch

(10:17):
murder ball, it's basketball rugby out of each other.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, but Paralympians, that was I don't think it was
that hot of it take because it's like there's fewer
of them. This is this is kind of like women's
sports where it's like the barrier of entry is a
little bit easier sometimes, not taking anything away from it,
but it's like, yeah, there are fewer one legged people
skiing than two legged people.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Agreed, Uh, I think it would be harder. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
I think they're two different things, but I you know,
remember who is a legleist runner Oscar He ran an
Olympics and people lost to him.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Blade runner.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, yeah, he got like seventh or eight then like
he didn't fit. He finished like next last or like
third to last. But it was still like legs man,
you lost.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
The guy with no legs.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
You're a runner, Yeah, you're the best runner from Norway,
but that guy fucking smoked you.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, but his legs didn't get tired, so that.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
He also only was running with thighs. He was running
with thighs. Yeah, that's it. You were running with all
your leg legs.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
That get tired. His thighs were it. You think maybe
like at the starting line, he like whispered everyone, if
you beat me, I'm gonna fucking shoot you.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
He's the only Yeah, he's like, he is the only
person to compete in the Paralympics, the regular Olympics and
murder someone that I know of. Trifecta, that's what. It's
a very exclusive group of one the triple crown.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
He brags about that in prison. I was like, you go,
you know, I'm.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
A night I would watch out. I'll shoot you for
a doa. It's like OJ was close, but he never
won a super Bowl. I think he did win a
national championship.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Right usc. I mean also ran for for for twenty
fourteen games. People can't take that away. V and a murder.
That's pretty good. I mean again, there's a lot of
people on earth like you.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Like they say like people say like better man than
a better better a great athlete better person, Like not really,
if you're in that level of athleticism, you're never going
to be a better person. You are an athlete. O. J.
Simpson much better athlete than person, for sure. Ostori is
better athlete than person, double for sure. In between the

(12:31):
white lines, oscrib Histori is one of the best outside
that he gets murky.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
You know, it's a good stat I'd like to see
is how many murderers have made the Pro Bowl. Oh yeah,
I think that'd be a good stat because you know
there's a few there.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Bet there's more than there's probably a few.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Guys because like, yeah, like the Anon Herneta thing, we
didn't know he was a murderer for like he was
playing in the NFL and also murdering people. That's kind
that was kind of I'm not saying that's good that
he did that. I was like that, it's impressive that
we didn't know. You were just clocked in the next day,
like I gotta go catch Football's also like I'm gonna
kill two people.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
There was a dude that played for the Packers way
back in like the sixties or seventies I think, and
I don't know if he ever made the Pro Bowl,
but he ended up becoming like a serial killer.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
That's pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
So Packers might have more kills than any other team too.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
And then they were like, we don't know what this is.
He was obviously just crazy. Let's not look at head injuries.
We don't know what does what made him do this?
Who knows?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Guy just got snapped repeated. No, that's not a thing.
That sounds crazy. You're out of your mind. In the
earlier years of helmets that really didn't have any bad
It was just leather.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Dudes were like making casts all those shit they used
to wear in their eighties and seventies.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
They would get it wet, it would turn it to
ca Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
It was just hard to beat.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
The shit out of each other. Wait wait, wait, so
you mean to tell us it's not illegal to just
whack offensive linemen in the head. I'm gonna do that
every play.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yep. Yeah, all right. My other and other thing, I
had a business idea. We bring business ideas on this,
so tell me if this is a good idea.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Or bad idea.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I did have that idea I got rid of because
I realized it was already a thing where it was
the reverse leaf blower, just a vacuum for leaves, and
you're like, that exists. I was like, again, got it. Now,
I'm gonna do that one. But does this idea exist
where it's a taxi service where two drivers show up
so they can take your car and follow you and
then take the other guy back, because that would be

(14:21):
so much cooler. Like you're at a bar and you're like, fuck,
I got a little too drunk or like, oh, Kurt,
you showed up. All right, I'll have a couple more,
but then I gotta drive, and like I don't want
to drive, but I don't want to come back and
get my car tomorrow because I got work. Wouldn't it
be sick if it's like it's a premium service. Obviously
it's more expensive than uber lyft or whatever. And you're like, yeah,
but I need two guys so one can drive my
car and then the other guy can pick up that

(14:42):
guy and take him back to where you're going. Like
that would be a sick service to have because then
you don't have to do the the like shameful drive
back or get a ride back to your car the
next day.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
There is kind of a loophole to that where if
you have a triple A and it's under a certain
amount of miles, you can get free toes, So I've
heard of people doing that. The insurance, I think this
would be just crazy expensive as a service because having
just blanket insurance that covers anybody's car that you pick
up that day would be a lout. And also I

(15:11):
want to trust anybody. How often do you get like
uber eats or something, and it's like Jessica's delivering your
food and then like a six ft eight dude walks
up to your door.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Boyfriend, Yeah, Jessica's boyfriend is the one that drops it off.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
So like, I don't think I would ever trust the
second per the person driving or the person driving my
car back. I'm not trust. Do you get to choose?
Like when they pull up, you see two people and
you're like, okay, I want the man driving mine, and
he's like, I don't let her drive my car? Why
would let her drive mine?

Speaker 4 (15:39):
That's true, it's like, can you get two dudes?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I also, I want to be in that I can
look up to my bluetooth. I don't want to be
in your car and be in mine, but that's what
I would. I would.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I would obviously ride in my own car, but you'd
be sicking.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
The other car and throwing up in that car. And
they're like, God damn it, they're thrown up in your
own car.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
If you know you're gonna throw you threw up in
that carm.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Charged me the fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
I don't care. It's like two Yeah, still throwing up
before it was the worst.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
You still sit in the backseat of your own car,
like I'm not sitting side with it. I don't know you. You're
driving my car home, but I don't know you well
enough to sit next to you.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
It was the ironically Olympics.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
It was the opening games of the Sochi Olympics, and
I was at a bar with some friends and we
were doing a lot of shots of fireball, and then
I didn't feel very good. My friend's like, I got you, buddy,
and he put me. I was like, hold on, hold on,
and I was like, I'm gonna throw. He's like, you
gotta go, you gotta go. I threw up right when
he closed the door, and I was like, well, we're here,
We're here. And the thing I didn't know then was

(16:41):
that it was not on my account. It was on
his because he called the uber so oh that's always good.
But it was also like two hundred fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
So Russia really got those Olympics right at the right time,
because since then they've become real great. We really don't.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah, we don't fuck with rushing in the Olympics anymore.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
You think Putin was like, you know what, after these Olympics,
I'm gonna try and take over the World. We didn't
win enough. In soci people talk too much shit about
our random dogs running around the Olympic village.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Like it was kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
They were just like, hey, you can't just go and
sort of invade and attack other countries.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
That's not okay when you do it. And then I
get it.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Was just like, I can't believe Russia did that, right,
Who fucking does shit like that?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Man? Who fucking does that? If no one can stop you?
And Russia's problem is other people are stopping them.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, some people stopped them a little bit.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Russia doesn't have any b twos. B twos kind of
allow you to do whatever the fuck you want.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
But that was a good it's a good idea, right,
the taxi idea.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I like it, but also I just then you have
to trust random people to drive your car. But hey,
if you're drunk.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Enough, dui is also very expensive.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
So it's like, you have ten thousand dollars, did you
want to spend one hundred dollars and get.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Your car back? There's definite gonna be drunk people showing
up to trup your car. Hopefully not. That would be
the having a good time at.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Work used to be the drunk friend you drive the
other card.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I have. I have a shift drink at the end
of every night. Why can't they? So they do it
in the middle, they do it in the car. Bring
us six back for you to drink in your own. Man.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
That would be a clandest sign service man.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
That would be you saying the word clandestine. I don't
even know what it means. I know, I don't know
well enough.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah you said it with CONM Clyde, a Clydesdale idea.
That is last thing I had was I told you
guys that I kind of got addicted to buying vinyl
over the last couple of months because my wife wanted
a record player for Christmas. I got a bunch of
stuff loaded up. I was like, I want things I
like to listen to. Also, even though as a Bluetooth

(18:44):
player on it and I could play anything. So I
bought a bunch of stuff. And I've been on vacation
this week, and so obviously I was playing Jimmy Buffett
because Jimmy Puffett is vacation, Like, you can't listen to
Jimmy Buffer but it sort of.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Feels like I'm on vacation.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I found out how to make my own ocean water
from Sonic today, which turns out you can just buy
its blue coconut syrup. But blue coconut syrup is three
dollars more than regular coconut syrup. So I just bought
blue gatorade and coconut syrup and sprite.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
You could have also just bought blue food coloring.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Well, yeah, but you gotta do a little bit goes
a long way.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
I figured that out the wrong way in high school
with Saint Patti's Day. Yeah, then you just get green
teeth or blue teeth that I was like, I just
want a little little color.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
We a little color.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
But I was texting Curtis yesterday, I was like, dude,
I'm thirty seven and I figured out how to make
my own wash ocean water to put booze in. And
I was like, when I was sixteen, I was also
fighting ways with booze in ocean water at a Sonic
so I could drink illegally, which is just a full
circle moment right now. But now I can make ocean water,
so I'm figuring out all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
It tastes.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Coconuty always makes it taste like you're on vacation.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
So I was listening Jay Buffett in my living room, like,
fucking it's Vaca, baby, it's a k.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
We should call that a Jimmy Buffett. Like how with
John Daily's Ocean Water with vodka. Yeah, that's a that's
a jim It all right. People would think it's a margarita. No,
it's Jimmy Ocean water with booze. JB. They get a JB.
Oh you mean the Scotch No, no ocean water with booze.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Can I talk to your manager, sir, I need help.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
I might have to actually put that on the menu
at the restaurant. Guys were making ocean waters now.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
So I Jimmy buff I just got the greatest Hits album,
which is like, really you only need you need Fens
Fins to the left, Fens the right, and then you
need Cheeseberger in Paradise and Martarita, but which has got
and then it's got some other son of the son
of a sailor. Yeah, it's got some other bangers on
there too, a pirate at forty in Paris. But like

(20:40):
all the songs are the same song. Yeah, So I
was like, rip Jimmy, he's dead. But like what if
we just can't with some new Genie Buffetts songs and concepts,
because I bet we could easily do that, yeah, without
a doubt. So like you all want to just fire
these off? Hell yeah, all right, so let me let
me start us off. Let me start us off. I
gave you guys. I told you guys about this last night.
That's why we're all a little prepped. But there's there's

(21:02):
one that I can out with. It's called Sailings Always
on Sale, and it's about how, you know, like Jimmy's
Jimmy's dealing with the fact that like his woman likes
to buy shopping, your women be shopping, be shopping, women
being shopping, and Jimmy's like, look, I know you like
all these superficial things, but you know what it's always
free is sailing. When you're out there sailing, that's always

(21:22):
on sale.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
I'd listen to the funk out fuck right, you're right.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
It's like Toby Keith, I want to talk about me,
but it's just like I want to go sailing.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Get some steel drums in the back on the oh.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
It's all steel drums, a little guitar, and then occasionally
like a little brass instrument here and there.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
All right, what do you guys got? The first one
I had was called a Parrot in your Thoughts. It's
just about a woman that he's trying to get to
fall in love with him. So he just agrees with everything.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
That good, that's perfect, that's perfect on a beach, on
a beach.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Okay, So we all know jim he likes to drink.
Jimmy likes beaches, he likes to party, right, I all
agree with this. So I guess Jimmy's probably had some
crazy nights out of the beach, probably blacked out a
few times. So this song is titled might have been
a Murrman because because we don't know what happened, something
happened and it might have been a murrhman?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Are you drawing this one from personal experience? I like this.
I like where this is gone.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
I had tequila shots at sunrise and it's a story
about being the last people awake after a beach party
that went all night, and like you do one final
shot a tequila with like the last three people up,
and you're like we made it, and you watch the
sunrise and you're like, hey, this is kind of the
best part of the party.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
I did that with Keystone Lights one night and the
next one it was it's about him growing up and
being underage but still sneaking around and drinking with his friends.
It's called rum raising. Ooh he was raising up drinking.
I like that.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, make it, Robert, make
this different. Rum raising him right.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Right?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh yeah, you just get like a Jimmy Buffett theme,
Like just make it like look kind of like put
a palm tree and a bird.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
My buddy's about to have a kid, so that would
be perfect if I can get him one of those.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Just basically do the it's the holidays somewhere, but he's
wearing he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt and it just raising
him right.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
And a baby bottle and the baby bottle has like
the old school triple X on it.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Like we're really gonna double and triple and quadruple down
and it's this somewhere.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
All right, what I got?

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Okay, So this one is about you know, we're gonna
keep it sexual.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Still. It's a beak party of the beach. You know.
Sometimes there's some weird things that happen, some weird things
you see So this next song is called sand Coach
perfect because you know.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
You've been there, feels like you're laying on sandpaper. Man,
I'm not gonna not gonna stop me. It's not gonna
stop me. Some might say it's a deterrent, but not for.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Most, not for everybody. Now it's more the next day
Tomorrow's problem. That could also be an alternatienth tomorrow. This
is a little not to get political, but this is
a little political one. And this is a collab with
Jimmy Buffett and Bruce Springsteen. It's called less ice in
the Streets, less ice in our drinks. And it's uh,

(24:29):
like Jimmy and Bruce like run into each other at
the bar, and like, you know, they talk about pologies.
You know what, brother, we should get less ice in
these streets. But also these drinks are a little water down.
We can take a little less less ice in these drinks.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Huh, amen to that.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
And it's just like, let's that's our common.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Ground on that we all don't lack people getting beaten
killed and stuff.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
We all really don't like when our drinks are watered down.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't know why I say it, Like Randy Savage.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
What's more ice my drink? Brother? All right, brother, that's Bruce.
This one's a little bit uh. It's it's a little
more of a sad song than Jimmy is known for ballad.
But it's like, uh, during the winter months, it's a
little harder to drink on the beach because it's cold,
and then also you get the winds coming off there.
For this one's called a pina cold lata. Oh so

(25:19):
you're wishing you were on the beach drinking, but it's
a little too cold out there like that.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Lot.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
All right, I'll do your favorite one, Alex. So this
is what Jimmy we established he likes to party. This
is about him throwing his own house party. This this,
this next song is about how a house party can
go wrong. You know when you when you're having our

(25:46):
house party, especially your house, it's all fun and dandy
until you wake up the next day.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Then you find little, Yeah, clean up, you got to
clean up that. People barely crack.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Exactly if you gotta dump them out or drink them
It depends how old you are. But this song is
called pooping the blender pee on the floor.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
When that could definitely just tube in the blender and
on the float. How we got there having a clue?

Speaker 3 (26:19):
It's a remix, yeah, Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
All Jamy Buffet songs are really like cheez Burging Paradise, Margaritaville,
and then like Fins to the Left, like just change
around the lyrics and all of them and they're kind
of the same thing. He's the nickel back of the beach,
but like in a good way, a really good way.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Nickel was also great.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
This one's called Driftwood Dreams, and it's about sitting on
the beach and you're just like drunkly looking at some
driftwood floating in the ocean. You're like one where that
story is. It's Jimmy just imagining, like what all the
ship that drift wood scene on his travels.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
This is where mine start to get a little bit repetitive.
The next one is a repetitive, hazy and wavy, just
getting drunk on the beach. Perfect. Perfect. Then I also
had a tequila and sunshine. It's about getting drunk on,
keep going with it, get the heads all right.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
I got one that's not really about partying. It's about
you know, Jimmy's the older guy. He might have some
medical issues, you know, especially if he's drinking as much
rum as he says he is. So this next song
that he made, it's called soft Dill Sundays because we
all know it's a little bit harder to get up
after a night of hard drinking.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah at least, or maybe I'm speaking out of podcast,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
This one is called Sunburn and Salvation.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
It's a sorry about leaving it all behind and moving
to the beach to drink and work at a tiki bar.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
It's not much, let's living.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
The next one was, uh, it's called salt or Sand.
When you know, once you get that certain level of
drunk and like even if it's six inches in front
of your face, you can't really focus. So you're drinking
Margarita's on the beach, but you're like you've kind of
like knocked your glass into the sand a couple of times.
You're like, fuck, is that as salt rumor is that saying?
And you just gotta chance it and go for it.
That's a hit right there. That's it. It's about taking chances.

(28:14):
That's a hit. Oh all right, I don't know which
one I want to do next. Let's see, I'll do
this one.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Sorry, this one he had so many prepared I had,
I got.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
I got him, rattled them off. This one's about the
after effects of drinking. Okay, it's called Captain Sirrhosis is
a little by.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
It's pretty great.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
I should probably start listening to that one here pretty soon. Uh.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
This one's called Blame It on the Blender, and it's
about a guy that's in trouble with his his girl.
He comes home a little late, but he's like, look,
lets hang at the boys. We're making marks. Blame on
a blender. We were just making marks all day. Like
what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Babe? The blender blender is running. You can't just that's
what they say. Yeah. This one's about his Uh, his
girl's getting a little mad at him because he's been
drinking my ties too much. And he's like, listen, it's
my prerogative, but it's my spelled m ai, my prerogative
like that. Like that lot, I got two more.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
This one's called sand in My Phone and it's a
sorry about getting older not being as good at understanding technology.
And it's really just based around like Jimmy went to
the beach and he got sand in the port in
his phone. He couldn't charge it so it died. So
his phone's dead, so he can't talk to anybody. But
he's like sands in the phone. And sometimes it's better
being alone, Like sometimes you don't need to have sometimes

(29:46):
he's being isolated.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
That's what people need. You need a little disconnect.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Goode, all right, I got one.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
I don't know if you guys will think this is funny,
but this is my favorite one. And the title of
this song, it's just called sand Doesn't Taste Bad.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
I think that's pretty good. That's my favorite one, sand
Doesn't Taste Bad. That kind of goes along with the
Sandra Salt right. Yeah, I like that a lot. Last
one I had it was just a parrot keat and
there was about a parakeet there wants to be a parrot,
even though everyone says he can't be. It's pretty much
rude off, but it's a parakeet and then he gets
to be a parrot at the very end, and all

(30:27):
the parrots need him.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
So it's on the Jimmy Buffet Christmas album.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, like all the parrots fly away for the winter
and the parakeet's like I can still be a parent.
If you guys need a parrot, they're like, hell yeah,
And so he's.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Just hanging out in the keys being a parrot.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I just thought of one more that they could It
could be another one that he does with Bruce Springsteen,
but it's more about it does have to do with politics,
but it's about bringing the sides together. And it just
called flip flop the aisle.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Flip flop across the.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Aisle, Flip flop across the isle. There you go, there
you go. All right, well there's some new Jimmy Buffetts songs.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
You love him, do your thing AI. That was h
That was pretty fun. That was pretty good. I thought,
I think that, you know, we could revamp Jimmy's career
if they wanted to do the Hoggam shows.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
I'm sure one or two of those is in like
an unreleased album somewhere. Oh absolutely, like it was it.
Prince had like nine hundred songs that never got like
he recorded them but never like mixed them together and
made them. Jimmy probably has this songthough.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I also could just see like Jimmy's like I had
a beach idea just put it at that was Every
album is all right, done?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
What what if all his songs really were the best
of the best and he had a lot of ship
on the cutting room floor, like there was more, didn't
make it?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
So I just drinking and hanging out and seeing stuff
in the waves.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
It's like, yeah, I got a little too serious on
this one accent.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
That's the ice in the streets, that's in these drinks.
But there's like people don't like the politics part of it.
Stick to music. Jimmy, all right, I was new Jimmy
Buffet's song. Anybody else had anything for the preakin, sayd Robert,
I feel like we haven't heard from you today. How
you doing, Bud?

Speaker 7 (32:04):
I'm just listening, just leten to everyone talk. I've been
I've met Curtis once before, years ago. I've probably been
close to a decade. Does he smell the same they
smells exactly?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Is the thing that you remember his stens from years ago?
I didn't say it was a bad smell. I'm just
stch that's a fair point. All right, all right?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
You uh, you were saying you watched the World Baseball Classic.
You're pretty stoked about it.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
I did.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's probably the only game I was gonna watch just
because Mexico. Because Mexico, you don't want to watch Italy today.
I know, Mom, I don't even think. I think last
night's game was on Fox. I think I think you're
the ones that are going to be like but like Cable.
I think Cable Fox. Yeah, I didn't get this one
or whatever. I didn't even know it was on.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
They've all been on Fox games have been I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
I didn't think it was gonna be in the WI
you see as much.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
But I do want to win the triple crown where
we also sweep the World Cup and take Golden Hockey
as well, and like fucking we're gonna win the World
Baseball Classic.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I'm happy this is happening before the World Cup so
we can actually claim triple ground because we're not winning the.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Not well, now make the World Cup, yeah FIFA, Yeah
we're the host country.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yeah. Oh, but also Italy might not make it. That's
what's funny.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
FIFA is like the most corrupt organization ever and you
know else not to name names, but there might be
a person that might be in charge of the United
States dust a little bit corrupt and like if you
don't think that we could pay to win. You're crazy
we could get if we could pay it at the
semi finals, I'd be pretty happy with that.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Dan Crenshaw just lost his seat, so we could probably
use him as the go between with FIFA. That dude
knows all about uh being a little bit corrupt. There
we go.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
But yeah, fucking World Baseball Classics awesome And like, did
you get a little bit nervous there last night when
Mexico kind of was was knocking on the door. Yeah,
in the ninth inning, it was five others like we're
gonna bitch slap you pussies.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Fuck y'all. Oh fuck, it's five to three. Oh no,
that Mexico's entire offense was a Jared Duran hit the
ball real far.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, he was like three and for four, and they're like,
the rest of the team has three hits.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I saw you had a home run and I was like,
he's Mexican. I had no idea. I thought Jaren was
just one of those weird white people names.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
That is the funnest part of the Like you're like
the Israel team was playing, like.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Oh I know that name. The guy's a triple A
player for the Yankies. Cool. I saw MLB MLB on
Fox put on Instagram today Israel eliminated after losing the
Dominican Republic. I was like, don't even post that, dude,
ton Like right away I went to the comments on
the top comment was just I'm here for the comments.
Exactly what you thought.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
I saw that too. I saw that I saw someone
so oh too bad. The US couldn't hit for them.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Oh, I guess this championship wasn't promised to them three
thousand years ago.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
They beat They beat Taiwan after a drone strike that
was sent by the United States.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
But like, like, I don't know, well, it was really
cool to watching.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, like it was here at Houston at Deekin Park. Yeah,
we run baseball runs through here now.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Obviously in Mexico's jerseys are sick as fun. Does have
really cool jerseys. US a lot of a lot of
like they could ask they should be better US, but
like you have, the United States do everything cool about it.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
They make it dope.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
The Netherlands don't really like it when people don't have
a letter on the fucking hat. Tight little crown they
got there, sick they can't win a game, but cool crown.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Dutch bastards.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Sometimes it's good to be best stressed. Yeah, you know,
you look good, you feel good, and you feel good
and you play good. Not always.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I've never won that trophy. I've never been best stressed
in any room I've ever been in. I've been best dressed.
You might be best dressed right now. You got a
Henley on.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Yeahy else is wearing shorts.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Yeah, you guys look way more fucking comfy than either
Get down USA gear.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You have sweet on your shirt. That's all right, Tillicum RP.
That's a fun fact about passing GAVI. I think like
the second or third episode was called till I come.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Were tired.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
We're tired with the whale, but then we just come different.
He was still alive at that time. He was We
were fighting for him.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
That could have been a Jimmy Buffet tribute song.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
He probably would still be alive if you had never
left the podcast, If you thought about that, we were
raising awareness more than than we ever had.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
How long do live? I don't know, it's a lot shorter.
Fifty years, bro, They're like they lived a long time.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Are you talking in captivity or out of in captivity?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
It's significantly shorter. They get very depressed, and I'd love
to go to Zeerol though.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I know I would love to go watch tell anybody
about it, but I'd go to fuck to see what
they brought the orches back.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
It's sad, but they're they're attendance with Skyrock. When you
see when you see people that like go to those
water parks.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
And they see the Workers'm like, oh, you know the
the fen that's because he's because he's in an enclosure
and it's not happy. But like because of that one
movie Black Fan or Blackfish, I'm like, huh uh fann,
you're not happy, bad bad, don't do that for to
think of Free Willy.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
That's a movie, not documentary. Oh he had he had
the curve fin, Free Willie. Well, yeah he was also sad. Yeah, dude,
ship well, but you think having the curve helped him
jump over that final wall at the end because you
got a little bit of updrafted.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
I think Michael Jackson helped him. Nana no no, nona,
and he was like, I can fucking jump over this one.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Hell yeah, see I always thought I didn't.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
I always heard that the curved fin was from Captivity,
but I always thought it was because the whale had
a bad drug problem.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I think it could be both. Yeah, then the in
the wild that they have like a heroin problem. Just drop.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
What international waters. You can do whatever you want. There's
no rules.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
There's no no rules, like we might shoot you down occasionally,
the US might, but most of the time, you're pretty
you're pretty free to do whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
That's all. Yeah, as long as you know, we'll just
say you're like a drug guy. Don't come near our boats.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Don't look Colombian, No, you guys.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
I don't think orcas are native to Columbia, so they
should be fine. I hope not.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Maybe although like all the captive ones.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
He had to get rid of, maybe they went to
Columbia to escape and for cocaine.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Well, no, Columbia had hippos. Really, they've got wild hippos
still running around.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
That's nuts, because he just wanted some and he had some,
and they just.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
I mean take out all the drugs and murder. That
dude lived a pretty.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Right like, I mean, say what you want about Pablo Escobar. Yeah,
there was some stuff that I but like, if I
was a rich guy, I would have liked to do
a lot of the stuff, Like he was a lot
of us if we got rich minus I probably wouldn't
want it to murder and kill people. But like when
you're a fucking empire, you got out on an empire,
you know, like I don't make the rules.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
He was Matt Damon before Matt Damon. He's like, we
should buy a zoo.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Like he bought, like he didn't buy a team, but
he was like, I love the Colombian soccer team practice
at my house here. I have this cool soccer forhe
com practice here. And they're like, all right, we'll do it.
We're scheduing to kill us off if we don't. And
this is sick.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
I'm watching my like you mean the Giants could come
to my house in practice. Hell, yeah, let's do it. Boys.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
We're gonna move Giants training camp to the Alex Middleton
Compound in Houston, Texas.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah, let's go. He really did being a being a
rich guy the right way, aside from the drugs and
the murder, Like if you just you just just push
that inside.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
If you ignore the two biggest things, A lot of
cool stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Seemed like a homie. Yeah. Epstein seems like way worse ship.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Way worse ship was going, and that didn't seem like
anything was cool, like escort Barts, Like that guy had
a fucking park he could go play, like he could
watch his favorite soccer team. He could suck up some
ship with hippos.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Great, great fun. And then also and all the cops
he had, All the cops would do anything for. They
had no plans after they got them, they just unlocked
the zoo and now the hippos run wild. What do
you want to do with him? I don't know. It
looks cool. They're fucking hippos. They're dangerous.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Nobody there predatory. We need to get rid of these. Okay,
what do we do? Like he shoot it with the gud?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
What gud? What gun's gonna kill that thing?

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Let him free? What are they gonna eat?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
They're faster than all of us. They can eat us,
be faster, faster, tree a little knockdown.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Do you think Jimmy Buffett met Epstein?

Speaker 4 (40:28):
No, No, he would never.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Different beach. I feel because because I hear a lot
about Epstein's island, I don't hear about Epstein's beaches. That's
a good point.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
It looks like if you've seen the island, not a
lot of beach area looked like.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
And I don't think they ever hanging on the beach.
Jimmy's a free roam beach kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
And then another thing that you might not know about
Jimmy is he liked to fly his own plane, so
he would have been the guy. He wasn't going on
any flights with Epstein. He was like, I'll fly there
because like Jamaica Mistake was about him and Bono. Oh,
and they were flying to Jamaica because they wanted Jamaican
jerk chicken.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
This is a legit story.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
And they uh the the police that thought that they
were like a drug running plane because it was a
small little skiff plane and they shot at it and
he landed. They got on there with guns and stuff
and they're like put the fuck and he was like,
m riding drugs, We just want a jerk chicken. They're like, oh,
we're we are so sorry, like we're and he was
like no that. Jimmy Buffett was just like a chill
guy about it. Was like I'll try a song about it, man,

(41:25):
Jamaica Mistake. It's a real song.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
You're so sorry, mister buff I actually know that story,
and it is true, but one hundred percent that would
be the one time when I was like, Alex is
lying to me here. He does it all the time
and I don't ever catch it. Yeah, that sounds like.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
The real story. Him and Bono. They were just hanging
out in like Miami or where, I don't know wherever
it was close enough to fly to Miami, probably with Florida,
and they're like, you should go for some Jamaican cherk chicken,
and he was like, I'll fly my plane, brother, hop
on in, grab yourself a margarita.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
And.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Jamaica Mistake is such a perfect.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Ja hey, it's okay, because he was like, hell, yeah, no, no, no,
it's okay, boys, there will be no charge pressed.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
I'll write a song though.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
I've got bullet holes on my plane, but also a
pretty good song. Jamaica Mistake, Jamaica MI.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
I went to Jamaica for my honeymoon and asked when
the people they are, do you know the Jimmy Buffetts
song Jamaica Mistake?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
And the guy said yes.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I do not know if he lied to me because
he was working there, but I would like to believe
that it's just like the Jamaican National aand.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Like the first thing they listened to when they wake
up is Jamaica.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Jamaica mistakes. One thinks we love Bob Marley, but we're really.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
More we're a Jamaica mistake in country here?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
All right? Anybody else have anything? I think? Does it?
All right?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Let's go on to the comeback kids. I would see
that's the pre come sement. Now we go to the
comeback kids.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
I can't heurt.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
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Speaker 9 (42:54):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
But also I posted some people that have been sitting
as small some pictures. I always say, like, you buy
your gravy gear. We want to see you doing some
cool ship. Shout out to uh Brenda Brendan her husband.
We're on a vacation. They took the Pass de Gravy
flag out there. You get to see some cool mountains.
Ashley and Sergio and their son were out and they're
traveling and I think they were in big bend and
they had the PTG flag. That was pretty cool. Then

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Rachel was she I think she plays polo. She was
rocking the PTG flag when she was out there hanging
out with her horse. She was like past gravy with
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of them for supporting the pot. If you wearing your
cool shit, send us you wearing stuff. We'll put you
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always the holidays somewhere shirts and sweaters.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
She can stick it. The sweatpants are still there.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
It's the hot, it's almost it's April full somewhere is
still available to and able folds is actually creeping up.
We get the PTG wolfpack shirts. We get all kinds
of awesome hats. We got the dad hat, the golf hat,
the snap back hat, everything that you want like that.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
They got all different kinds of colors too.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
We got pint glasses, coffee mugs again, the flags and
the polos, don't forget. We got the men's and women's
pass Gavy Polos super Golf.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
It's perfect.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
We got the path the rod Ryanschol Golf tournament coming
up in just a little bit. We got a gravy hole,
so we're gonna be wearing the pass Gavy uh Polos there.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
So if you haven't got used yet, you won't come
hang out to the gravy hole.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
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Speaker 4 (44:18):
Let us know pass gave.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
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Speaker 3 (44:36):
Come Back Kid of the Week, bitch.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
All right, Our first comeback kid this week is Free Agency.
Fuck yeah, dude, it's back. So much going on, just
like I had. I had Paralympics on the iPad yesterday,
and because I was watching my daughters, I had NFL
Network on the other iPad and my daughter's watching Paw Patrol.
But I was just watching the Free Agency shit. The
Giants got every Ravens guy pretty much, and then and

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then Brian Damel got all of the extent of the
people that got him fired.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Yeah, all the Giants that weren't good enough to.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Hey Jangle Bellinger cool, Let's get him wander, Let's get
him cool. But let's bring him down here they worked out.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I'm sure it'll go better this time.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Hey man, not my problem anymore John Harbaugh.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Either trading away or just letting their linebackers sign that
somebody else in free agency. So I don't know what
the fuck are linebacking cours is gonna look like this year,
But I'm sure we'll be fine. It's all fine.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
The Giants have John Harball finally like a competent coach,
and I'm like, whatever you're doing is great, Like it's
I trust him now, Like I'm not like.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I don't know what is this seems bad? Could this
be good? I don't know how different of a feeling
is it for you going into this year when you're like,
you know, you have a good coach.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
We got a punter, Like I got stoked about a
punter signing with the Giants, are like, oh fuck yeah, he's.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
All prop punter.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
We're a punt the fuck out of the ball this year,
let's go there.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
You won't well, we'll have to go We'll score some
me because Jackson will be out there. But like, if
you want us to plant on you, you're fucked because
back of it. Oh yeah, he's an all pro punter, dude,
you know good, you got to be so good.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
You're like top thirty two.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Look, nobody knows puny better than I do here.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
And that guy was Stout, Justin Stout I think it
was his name.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Fucking great. Just don't sign Justin Tucker.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
That's my real Like, then we get that that that
stink on us, we do that.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
He can just go play wherever. DeShawn John, Deshaun Watson
ends up the Browns.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
A year or two, Brown's at the pace to.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Make it rid of him. Probably nobody's gonna take on Yeah,
probably not. They're gonna have just cut him. Eat the money.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
I was reading today, like Deshaun Watson's contract is gonna
cause it was either eighty six or ninety seven million
dollars in dead money.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yeah. I saw TUIs signed with the Falcons for veteran
minimum one point three million. He will make fifty four
million dollars.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
They owe me all of the money so much. Yeah,
they signed Malik Willis, who the Dolphins did.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, he's the was the Packers back up. He played
three games, got what was it eighty something million dollars
something like that. It was like twenty twenty two a
year something like that. I hope the best for him,
I could be honest. I just yeah, we schemed really
well those games. But I also saw him throw passes
that went nowhere near the receivers.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
So did you see him in Tennessee? Do you remember
him in Tennessee? Also, I like in Liberty he was
also like he played Liberty, so like he didn't really
go up against a time of defenses that were that good.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
I don't like against Oregon. I believe in his last
game and got smoked.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
It was like the GM who's in Miami or the
GM who drafted him is like the assistant GM in Miami.
Now he was like, I'm gonna look so right this
time after the Packers were maybe that was it. Maybe
he just was a reclamation project the Packers had to
for him. Now he can go.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's the perfect setup because it's like after the Sam
Donald year, everybody's like, I need the next Sam Donald.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
And then you see Gino Smith went to the Jets.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Back to the they traded him back. Everyone thought like, oh,
they're gonna have to cut up. The Jets were like,
we'll give you something for him.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
We're the Jets, say you up much for him, but
they just like swapped picks.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
I think, oh, we're trying to cut him. Before you
do that, we'll give you this, this, and this for it.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
It's pretty wild, though, but free agencies back and like
everybody really is. Like all the big names pretty much
signed yesterday, like day one.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
It was wild. It was one of those ones where
it's like, Okay, now you guys can officially talk to
teams within eight minutes, like, oh, we already have deals.
Wait a minute and trace talking outside.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Like Trey Hendrickson and Kyler Murray are the big name
still floating around.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
All my cowboys buddies are like, we're gonna get fucking trades.
Who We're going to the greatest defensive line of all time.
I was like, no, you're not, No, you're.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Not, even if you do know you know, speaking of cowboys.
Dak Prescott also a comeback kid this week. He uh,
he and his wife went on a joint bachelor bacherette
party and then broke off their engagement, so it's just
his girlfriend well, was gonna soon to be wife. Now
what do you think she said?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
I don't, I don't know, or did she walk in
on him getting an extra lappie?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Is it also a little bit on both of them
for like, let's not have joint bachelor bacherette parties if
maybe our relationship can't handle it.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
I worked all years.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
If you can't trust me on one, so we have
to go in a jointment because you already don't have
that level of trust, and then you're still gonna.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Be like, what are you gonna do? Bad idea?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
But so he makes bad decisions, Dak Prescott breaking in
his bad decision.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Or do you think she finally realized, wait a minute,
I'm about to marry Dak Prescott.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
He got like or like did he get that close
to her?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Ring? And he was like, I can't can't do it, scary,
you just can't do it.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
No, no Ah, break it off. Romo did the same thing.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Kind of My friends are all like, dude, he's gonna
be so like not bothered, now, gonna be focused on
the year.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
I'm like, no, he's gonna be out banging whoors.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Yeah, now he's just banging the hooters.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Him and Jerry would be sharing the same words up
in the booth after the game.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Jerking off in his shoes.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Yeah, that's the thing Jared j likes to do. Jared
Jones likes to drink off in his shoes after the girls.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Stands on him. The thing, what the thing? Yeah, the thing. Look,
I mean, just look at Jerry. Seems like someone that
would do that.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
I mean, fucking skins melting off of him. Dude, him
do it. He looks like goldmember, you know what I mean,
Like he's.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Maybe he knew take it, take it quick. Jerry knew this.
That the break up. Jerry said, well, listen, we're gonna
spend more during this free agency period. He didn't mean
on the team. He just means he's gonna be bringing
in a lot of strippers for him and Dak.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Yeah, he said, we spent more on stuff.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Hey, it's a private corporation, man, he do everyone private
American company.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
And you know what, Honestly, he paid for his own stadium.
God bless him. He can do whatever the he wants.
He put all the w or is he wants in there.
He's gonna Yeah the gambler. It's like the Falcons were
trying to do that crossover promotion with the Magic City,
the Strip Club in Atlanta and the NBA mixers like idea.
I don't know if there's any famous one in Dallas,
but there's about to be. They could put them there.

(51:16):
They put them there. Rhino, oh yeah, Pink rhy Moist
night God.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Also back this week is the Rodeo, and I mean
it's been going on for a little bit, but I'm
going to tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Kurt's going to That's what Kurt's here. You know what
today is Mario Day. It's Creed Eve. It's Creedy someone
who celebrates about Creed vinyl. To celebrate it. He did.
He sent me the video, so he come over to
my pregame. Creed on vinyl, just put it on your here.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
I think I might be one of like ten people
that ever buy Creed on vinyl.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Just sounds so much better. Well not just her.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
The only thing that sounds cool on vinyl is just
like when you're.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Opening crack to the should Have Been Dead on a Sunday.
I love the idea of the rodeo. What do you
do you not like?

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Do you not not watching the people ride the animals
or go the First of all, I.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Have been on this for years. I I'm not going
back to the rodeo again. I just can't do with
the traffic in the parking. It's horrible. But then also
I work in a fucking restaurant. We're fucking dead this
month when the rodeo is going on, everyone's at the rodeo.
Nobody's at restaurants. Fucking have you have only rodeo people
going though, like everybody regulars that are on like rodeo
committees and ship because rich people.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
So rich people do again, I would love to be
on a rodeo committee. I just don't want to do
any work. So if anybody could get my name on
that so I get the cool badge. We would love
to be. Like Pastor Gavy could be a part of
the rodeo if you.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Can helicopter me in and out so I don't have
to deal with the traffic. I'll fucking go.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Like I haven't been in like five four or five years.
And so Kurt was like, I wanted to see creators,
like you know, they're playing the rodeo. He's like, no way,
well this is.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Not how that happened. We were talking. It's like they're
paying the rodeo. You're like, nu, huh, let's go spend
two hundred dollars. So he did.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
What's on us for buying second market tickets?

Speaker 3 (53:08):
But also it's not a good it's not a good
arena for concerts.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Yeah, but it's Creed.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
It's Creed. Like I went a couple of years ago
for Tim McGraw and I'm like, yeah, it was kind
of cool, but like yeah, and then the concerts like
an hour long, and you're like, all right, now, let's
go sit in traffic where you're in traffic. They are
in back for longer than you were at the concert.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yeah, but we're gonna go during the day and get
fucked up and then watch Creed and it's gonna be fun.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Also, I'm too fat for any of the rides now,
so like I can't even do ride and rides.

Speaker 8 (53:39):
Man.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
So so if you're in line for a fierce wheel
and Pats in front of you, and you're you're already determining,
like you both are getting on the same bucket, would
you skip that bucket?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
I can't get in the bucket, dude.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
No, Pat was getting in the bucket. Would you follow him?
Like or would you. I'll just wait for the next one.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
I think the carnival rider's gonna be like we're I
have to go on.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
He was still a bucket.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
But last time I went was years ago to like
I was with my buddy, his dad and his younger brother,
and like I wasn't playing on doing any rides, but
there wasn't anything, and his dad was like hop, oh
blah blah blah. Like I went over and like this
was I was way less fat than I couldn't get
the bar down, and the guy just kind of looked
at me like, I don't think it's happening, man. I
was like, yeah, I'll just get it happened. Man out

(54:25):
of here. I was like, balls, my shame isn't that
bad to where I even feel bad about this. So
I was like, yeah, I'm fat, that probably makes sense.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I like the like the House of Mirrors, Yeah we
should do that. Yeah, don't get too drunk, dude, you'll
throw up in the House of Mirrors.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Yeah, he's not my problem. I don't work there. Everyone
else is just slipping and falling.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Look, I paid seventy five dollars for twenty carnival tickets.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
He'll be fine, I'll.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Throw up in the basket of the ferris wheel.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Then you're just stepping in your vomit. You can't get
out of there because you're drunk and you can't see
which mirror. Eventually you just started knocking down walls.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
We bought tickets on the secondary market that became just
ridiculous money pits, and I was like, I'm already all
in on this to just go in any like at
this point, fuck it.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
I paid.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
I paid the money.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Royo is awesome and fun, but I'm also just an
old grouchy bitch. That's fair. That's more of what it is.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
But like I like going around like every couple of years,
like check it out.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
But does it mean anything changed? All right? Cool?

Speaker 4 (55:18):
And if it hasn't changed, it sort of feels new still.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Like cookoff is the best part. And I'm sure I
could get like wristbands a cookoff every year. I just
don't feel like as we could get your wristbands too good.
I definitely can't, like I know how people this year.
I just hate traffic. I fucking hate it so goddamn much.
I've gathered that since I've been here. Yeah, yeah, you've
said it a couple of times. Ever, since I don't
live out in Katie anymore and I don't have to
deal with traffic driving to work every day and it's

(55:41):
like ten minutes to get to work, I'm like, oh,
I didn't realize how much I hated it.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Yeah, like they shut down one land. I'm like, this
is this is unacceptable? No no, no, no, no, what are
we doing here? And people like they do this every day, Like, well,
I go to work at four am.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
It's a little bit different. Yeah, off hour travel times.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Oh yeah, so Creed's bad too. That's another comeback kid,
And then, uh, I don't. I'm pretty stoked about Creed.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
I am two man.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Even if it's Rodeo quality Creed, it'll be like Creed
on vinyl. Oh, I mean it's one of those things
so you can say you saw Creed.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Yeah, exactly. So I told him it's gonna be around. Huh.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
We're not a lot of Scott STAPs gonna.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Be around probably another thirty forty years, probably like one
of the ones will hang.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
He doesn't do any drugs or dreak. Does he still
have the soul patch in my head? He still let
you know tomorrow, I think he has a tattoo of
a soul patch.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
You can't not have they got they have to superimpose
it on him.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
If he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah, just bad AI. It's just THEAT it's getting better.
That's why they made AI to make sure that he
always had the soul patch. That's what Claude was created for.
Claud So he was telling me like, yeah, you should
use Claude for the AI as I'm never going to
fucking use anything called Claude.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
I don't want to know what claude.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Oh yeah, today I saw it. It was like it's
name Claude. Yeah, fuck you, the name it French. Then
will trust it stops working anytime there's any adverse. Call
it out and it just gives you a white flag.
It's like you can take it off, have the algorithm.
Here's my processing.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
That easy. That's all took. Goddamn all right, dude, fuck you.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Oh and then also our last comeback kid is the
Irish because Saint Patty's Day is like this is technically
a week from Saint Pat's because recording early recording on
March tenth, but Saint Patrick's Day is the seventeenth, and
so we won't have this, we'll already have Saint patrick
Day by the time we record next week's episode. So
this is our Saint Patrick's episode. Congratulations, Curtis, You're on
the Saint Patrick's the episode, which.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
We always celebrate by doing this, which means next Wednesday,
I will be battling a hangover in the beer shits
for an entire episode.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
That'll be fun. That'll be fun.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Yeah, Saint Patty's Day, I always remember it.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Saint Patrick's Day is the seventeenth because plex Go Buris
signed on March seventeenth with the Giants and he wore
seventeen because of that, and so so I was like,
I know what day Saint Patrick's Day is.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
It's very easier.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
It's it's March Plexico Baris.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
It's my day. I don't even know. People let me know.
It's like my parents' birthdays. Someone's gonna give me a
heads up before it happens.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
So it's always been like a weird fact that I
remember just because of Plexco Birs.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
He put his number of the day he signed. It's
like tight, I will never forget that date.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Now. All all I know that means is next Tuesday,
I will be watching boon Dock seats. It's my own
Saint Patrick State tradition, boon dock SATs. Everybody's Irish on
Saint Patty's Day.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
What's your best, funniest, most epic Saint Patty's Day memory.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
I don't remember any of the epic ones because I
was having a fucking great Yeah. I mean, it's just college.
You just get hammered on fucking green beer. Man.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
This this didn't happen to me, but it happened to
my buddy. Was we were bartending on Saint Patty's Day
and it was at the end of south By Southwest,
so it was like a super crazy from noon to
two am, fucking packed and my friend decided he didn't
want to work at the bar working anymore, but so
he just got hammered before the sun went down, and

(59:01):
he did about eleven or twelve car bombs. And then
I'm a manager, so I'm looking for him, like where
you at? And he's outside with these group of people
I don't know, and he's trying to jump on top
of a dumpster but like vertical it like land on
his feet on the dumpster and just falls in like right, Yeah,
he's wearing fucking tights and this skimpy green tank top.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
He's just got all this shit on him and he
comes out of the dumpster. That's my favorite memory, actually,
one that does boo me. And it wasn't even me
being a dumb ass. It was our bar that me
and my brother used to be regulars out out and
Katie Stars. Anyone was out there the fucking best for years.
Every Sunday at least, but usually two three times a week,
we were up there drinking. My brother had been doing

(59:41):
it since he was seventeen years old. With his fake ID,
we knew everyone was there. Years later, my brother had
moved away, he was back in town, so he comes
back in None of that staff worked there anymore, but
he was still just hammered and acting like he was
a fucking regular thinking me so like at one point
the bartender looked at me and I had to make
my brother leave because he was just holding onto the
back of one of the barstools right there and just

(01:00:02):
kind of like banging it into the bar because he
was so drunk he didn't realize he was fucking doing.
He's like just trying to stand in line to get
another car bomb, and they were like, we're not serving him.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
A car bomb, but let's give him here and a shot.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Whatever you want if you get the fuck away from us.
I was like, yeah, let's go ahead and take that tab,
give me that check. The defeated so they know me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
I was like, they know me here, but yeah, so
that's uh, the Irish you're back. And because of the
Irish being back, Josh trecattle again. We said it's mock
drafts is and and if you'd like to submit some
ideas for mock draft season, hit us up. We're hash
at pass pot and I hit up us and use
the hashtag PTG mock draft and we'll pick some of

(01:00:52):
those unless there's other stuff going on that it's more topical.
But a mock draft of lucky things from Josh Street.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
So we're gonna do that. Uh, it's anything lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Let's recap last week's mock drafting the kickoff of mock
draft season. Robert was in first place. He had forty
five percent of the votes on our mock draft war.
Pat had thirty six percent, and then I got nineteen percent.
I didn't beat the Peloponnesian War.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Robert was apparently not drafting actual Wars.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Was Yeah, yeah, I just don't draft the Peloponnesian Wars.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Fun to say, I thought Pat fucked himself. There's no
chance I got last. Well, that's had had doubled my numbers.
It was fucking Sparta versus Troy. That's a sick Yeah,
I know what that was. But all right, so we drafted.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
You're supposed to know history.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
We drafted in reverse order, and Curtis, since you're here,
you get to participate. Now the grand scale of things,
the draft will just have one more person drafting, but
Curtis can win. It doesn't affect our standings. The winner
of US three this week will still It's actually just
a harder game we played because there's one more person drafting.

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But since you're you're the guest, Curtis, you get to.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Start us off. So it's a snake daft.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
So it's gonna go you me, Pat, Robert, Robert, Pat
me you all right, all right, a mock draft of
lucky things start us off.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
I'm gonna go. I think this is the most iconic one.
But like Lucky Rabbit's foot, it was on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
The list, a little farther down on my list, but
it was really, I'm excited to hear what you have.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
To I have a perfect one one and I'm gonna
be super mad at Alex states.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
I was gonna go four leaf clover as as my
think that's basic.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
I'm gonna go with the real one. One of the
luckiest thing you can do being born an American. That's
the best. That's the luckiest thing you can have being
born an American. I like that.

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
I'm gonna go with winning the lottery. Dammit, I had
that too, And then I have another pick.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
I'm gonna say, if I can, I can do this
through line through the whole mock draft season, I'm gonna
go Harry Potter and liquid Luck.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Oh that's a good one. What was the actual name
of it, like pix Felix, Phellies, something like that, like that.
All right, that one, all right. I'm gonna go with
finding a heads up penny on the ground that's always
supposed to bring you good luck. All right, I'm gonna
go with a horseshoe, lucky horseshoe. Ship.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Now you got two, Yeah, you get back to backs here.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Curtis is like ship. I'm the only one that doesn't
have a list. Oh, here's here's this one's from prior
to the Caribbean, My lucky jar of dirt. Oh alright,
you got another one? All right? And no I can't

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do this one. That's too Why not you can do
we can always bleep it. Oh no, it's not bad.
It's just obscure.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
The lady that had the skull in the bowling ball,
that's that's it. It's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Uh. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with seeing a
shooting Star that's supposed to be like here right, Yeah,
that's good. Remember as a kid on the Tutsi Roll Pops,
there was the thing that if you had the Indian
shooting the shooting Star that they would give you a
free one. But that was just bullshit that some kid

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made up somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Wanted told some guys, I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Okay, my next pick, I will go with I'm stuck
between two here. Uh, I will go with the Disney
movie Look of the Irish.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
That's about that fucking kid from Smart House plays basketball.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Is the scene in the beginning when he dives sideways
and swats the ball to the game winning buzzer beater three.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
It's not as good as what was there?

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Double Trouble? That was the girl's one where.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
She does the like the seventy five step like fake
out and then does it all in like two seconds
and passes the ball. You're like, how she's been thirty
minutes the juke and this girl out Lucky Irish solid
pick sawid pick.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
All right, Robert, you wrap yours up here, you get
two picks back to back.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Two.

Speaker 7 (01:05:29):
I'm going I was the probably this one made it here.
I'm gonna go Lucky by dath Punk.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
I had that later. I'm not familiars, get lucky, get like,
oh okay, lucky, okay, I don't yeah with Orell and
Daft Punk. Yeah, he wanted just part of it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
And then I'll go for my last one. I got
a few on here, but I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
go just with the with the number seven, lucky number seven.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Ooh nice, I like that one is a lucky number.
See now with my off the wall one, dude, all right,
I'm gonna go with senators happening to be really good
at buying and dumping stocks like things act right moment.
That's real lucky of them, right it always seems to
work out that they had the right time on their

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stock picks. I think for that one, you'll probably just
have to write, like senators buying.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
Stocks, being a senator buying stock.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
So lucky. I don't know how they key gets just
what a coincidence.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
In the stock market.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Yes, God, damn Nancy Pelosi, she must have all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
The say I'll just put Nancy Pelosi's picture as.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
All right, my last pick, I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
I'm gonna go Andrew Luck.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
It was on my list.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Andrew whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Yeah, great player. He didn't have a lot of injury Luck,
but his name is Luck, and he was like the
third thing I wrote it. Yeah, all right, Kurt, wrap
it up. Last pick. This is more of a scenario,
but that always plays.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
This is a I think it was the two thousand
and four Winter Olympics, whenever Australia got their first gold
medal and the Winter Olympics from speed skating, when the
guy in last, everyone in front of him just fell
down and he won. I was fucking lucky. He was
in the last and everyone fell, all seven of them,
and he just rode his way.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
And crashes happened in speed skating man. They do, and
they're and they're fast, Like they say, better lucky than good.
He walked away with the gold. That's a good one.
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
I think that's a better story. It's like I worked
so hard, I trained so hard, I won the gold medal,
rather than yeah, all these cunts fell down in front
of me and I just went around them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
I could say the crash when I was said to
hiding back a bait.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Australia got it, won the first Winter Olympic medal in
speed skating.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
You wrote the whole thing. God, we gotta you gotta
make the biggest risk ever.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
On his finest name and put his name two thousand
and four speed skating gold medal.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
And then put like an asterisk next to it that says, like,
read what happened in the in the next tweet, just
like I max out the tweet.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
There's a picture of him where he's like skating and like,
yeah everyone behind us, just on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
The ground us that. Oh use that all right?

Speaker 6 (01:08:30):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Wrap or we can get into autorble mentions, but let's
wrap up their recap. We had our mock drafts of
lucky things. Curtis had a lucky rabbit's foot, a lucky
jar of dirt from virus in the Caribean, a lucky
bowling ball from Mystery Man, and the Australian got It
won their first Winter Olympic medal in speed skating when
everyone fell start at two thousand and four.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Actually, I had four.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Leaf clover horseshoe, seeing a shooting star, Andrew Luck and
Pat had being born in the USA, finding a penny
heads up the Disney movie The Lucky of the Irish,
and being a senator investing in the stock market.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Those are really good ones.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Robert had winning the lottery Liquid Luck aka Felixus Philicus
from Harry Potter, Get Lucky by Farrella, Daft Puck, and
Lucky Number seven.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Anybody have anything that we didn't pick?

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Yeah, one of them that I really wanted to pick.
Since it is March madness, right, are about to be
buzzer beaters a beaters, just say specifically like the half
court ones, Yeah I had.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
I was almost took it as my last pick, but
I still saw Andrew Luck there. I had having sex
aka getting Lucky. Oh, that would have been upesome. Also
takes luck. It does it does a lot of skill.
It's also lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Charms cereal or Lucky the Leprechaun.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
A wishbone, but really only one person from there is lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
Then in all the Asian restaurants the even cat statue. Okay,
that one's really good. It's a symbol of luck. It's
actually Japanese. People think it's Chinese is actually Japanese. Of
any machine, giving you two things, that's good. Black eyed peas,
eat them at New Year's Eve for good luck, for
the New year.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Getting blackjack on your first two cards, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Robert, you got some.

Speaker 7 (01:10:20):
I have the colored Green good Luck, Chuck Logan Lucky Oh,
and the Lucky one by Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
The last one I had, too, was very similar to
my first round pick. But just being born a man,
white straight man, yeah, I just had living life on
easy mode.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
I just had the phrase getting lucky in Kentucky.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Getting lucky. You should have taken that. If you took
that in the fourth round, that would have been a
style I just didn't want to people by. I was
just thinking about sex, you know, I think I thought,
I don't know if you know this, but most people
like fucking Yeah, that's pretty good pick. Well, I and
most people have to get lucky to fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
I'm the only one on this podcast it has documented
of me fucking. So true, you're the only one with proof,
two time proof of me fucking. There we go, you guys,
I have sex. Just scoots over.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
This guy has fucking sex. Gross. All right, that's our
mock draft.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
We'll post the uh the poll about three o'clock tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Do we let him go until we let.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
It go for twenty four hours?

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Twenty four hours? Do we do until Sunday? Give it
all weekend? All weekend, especially during rodeo season. Man, people
are busy. They don't always night Sunday. I even realize
it until like late Thursday night that it was up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Yeah, it's just Sunday at five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Yeah, we'll end it. We'll put up tomorrow Thursday at
at three cool.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
All right, all right, mock draft season at pass three
pot hashtag mock draft or PGG mock draft if you
want to submit your ideas.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
All right, let's move on to the not cool second.
We did this, Curtis.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
We used to do this when we couldn't fill an hour,
and we would find a way to just bitch about stuff,
so we were like, what's going that happened that makes
us say that's not cool? And we've done this from
the beginning of Passing Baby. This is the not cool segment.
If you'd like to participate and it hit us up on.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
X or Twitter or whatever you call it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
At pass Gray Pod used to hashtag PTG not cool
and kind of summarize in three to four sentences, You're
not cool for the week. You stub your toe, that's
not cool. You get hit by a bus also not cool.
It's just varying degrees.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Are not cools?

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Well, a couple of times a month we'll read the
viewer listener not cools and we'll do them as part
of our not cools as well. Also, don't forget if
you are listening twist, you can watch the podcast anywhere
you watch podcasts, and by that I mean YouTube only.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Only on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
I don't know if you can watch us on Spotify,
but I think I know you can watch us on
on YouTube, YouTube dot Com slash at Passay podcast. Just
search Passing Gay Podcast on YouTube and then go and comment.
Say hi to Curtis. Everybody say hello to Curtis, and
then say your favorite green thing. This is what you
just list your favorite greenthing list as many as you can,
as many as you can, and uh yeah, there we go.

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All right, this is not cool.

Speaker 8 (01:12:52):
Segment, not cool man?

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
All right, who wants to start us off?

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
I'll go. I had a quick one that happened to
me earlier today. I had to run to Specs to
buy some more zing zing because we uh it makes.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Mighty mares. Yeah, we somebody ordered pig canny.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Somebody happened to order one at eleven ten am and
we didn't have the ship to make it, so I
had to run over and get it. But so where
the Specs is? It's right off the feeder on iten.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Do you tell them like, we'll just be here, we'll
have it out in a second, and then you have
to run right then, or you're like we're out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
No, if there's another manager there, sometimes I'll run over
real quick, But like, do you really want to wait
twenty minutes from No? Absolutely no? But yeah, did you
tell you that? What you say?

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
You're like, hey, we're actually we're gonna have to go
get it, but we can still make it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
No, I'll be like get something else, I'm gonna go
run and get some. You know your next I'll have it.
But I go over. It's right off the feeder, and
when I exit to go into the Specs, and then
I commediately turn left in the parking lot. There's an
entrance right there, and I go to turn left, and
then there's a truck coming back towards me, towards the feeder,
and he just stops. No cars are from stops blocking

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the entrance, and I'm like, I'm sitting there for like
five seconds, I'm like, what the fuck? OK, there's another
entrance like one hundred feet past it. It was like
god like, it pissed me off to like an insane
level for I whip around in there, and then I
see this dick had I guess didn't realize he was
going towards the feeder and was gonna have to exit
the parking lot. But he just stopped there, like staring
at that entrance towards it for like a minute, not

(01:14:26):
even noticing that I was there trying to turn in.
Then I realized he reversed and then used that to
reverse background, which pissed me off to an even higher level.
I was like, you fucking asshole almost ruined my day. Yeah,
now sucked. Yeah, it really pissed me off. Shitty drivers
was like cool, ninety percent of my fucking not gules
on here, But yeah, that one pissed me off a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
I have a really stupid one I can knock out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Hell.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Yeah, like I've I've had a pretty sad week. I
don't have a ton of weeks where I don't have
like a legit not cool. But this happened to me yesterday.
I was walking my dog and there are these two kids,
maybe high school age, I don't know. They were punting
a football and I was like, well, these guys just
work on ball.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
I love to see that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
John Gruden would have been he had been coming in
his pants because he saw just two kids is out
there playing ball.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
But what wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Cool is that this girl does her little meditation thing
or whatever. She went and set up her blanket like
right where they were punting. It's that park by our house,
and she goes like right to it where their ball
is landing, like they were talking, and she like she
saw them punting, went and set up her stuff and
started doing a little meditation thing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I was like, now they can't fucking punt there. They
didn't say a word to her, but internally, I'm like,
what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Like those those kids had they didn't seem upset about it.
I was mad for them. I was like, they're fucking
I don't know, they're trying out. They weren't that good
at punting, but like they're fucking just pun the football.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Haven't fun at the park.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
You could have gone anywhere else in the park, but
you went like thirty feet in front of where they
were to just like make sure now they can't do
that tight And then they left the lap layer. They
were leaving, I was like, well, obviously because you can't
punt anymore. The fuck is that shit fucking broads? I mean,
just like how she had to know what they were,
she had to see.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Him let the boy punt. There were and there were two.
They're just turning turns punting. Just the guys being dudes, man,
Like they weren't hurting anybody. That's like that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
If I I wanted to high fight them, fellas, I'm
sorry on behalf of everybody else in this park.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
I am as.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
I am sorry, but like you should you should have
been able to punt at her, And if I were,
you were punt right at that bitch and try and
take her out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Mix Sorry, A line of fire man said, put up
a sign that says Punter's Park in protest of that woman.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
I should we should rename the park. Oh no, I
think it has a name. It does have a sign.
We should just cover the sign and be like Punter's Park.
We'll just tape over punting only and they have like
no dogs or bicyclists on the path. We should just
be like nobody blocking people punting.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
It's like the sign at the airport where it's like
the list of like nineteen things that you can't bring.
One of them which is a bomb, circled and crossed out,
and it's all that, and then there's just a football,
and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Just, yes, the bomb is just blocking people punting in
the bomb can't bring that. Whether you're going to bring
a bomb or black people punting, neither of them are locked.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
That's a good one. I would have been just as
I rate.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
And it was like a really stupid thing to get like.
I didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
I did nothing. I was too much of a pussy
to truck. Why would I confront her even if they
were like leaving. But I was just like, I would
be so mad, like these guys are just having a day.
I don't know if they'd been out there forever and
they were wrapping up or whatever. I don't know if
she had previously talked to them. That's very possible. But
I was just like, like, you see them standing there
now and they're holding their football and they can't punt
it because you are in punting distance.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
She's either a bitch or just the worst kind of oblivious.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Well, if she was blind, then pass she gets passed
if that's the case. But I can still be mad
about it, and that was.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
My not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Does she have a dog with her nor her blanket? Yeah,
she didn't have a cane either, No caine. She didn't
have a cane either.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Some glasses they are just too black. I mean, you
just can't see through him.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
But you know who did have a cane. And I
almost texted you this yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
We lived by pat and lived by each other, but
with the grocery store near our house. I went there
to grab a thing yesterday and the security guard was
holding a like hiking staff, not like a cane.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Every security guard they like a staff that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
It was like, one, if you can't walk on your own,
you're probably not stopping a criminal too, Like, what are
you doing with a fucking hiking stiff?

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Every security guard there is from the Ninja Turtles, he's
old like that with a hiking cane. Or there's one
dude that just has like a massive bandage on his head,
or there's another dude that has like a fucking ankle
cast on. I'm like, none of these security can do
any bandage on your head?

Speaker 9 (01:18:39):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
I kind of like because it's like this guy looks
like he stopped the criminal and then just took a
little damage doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
But he stopped the.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Guy, but he's not gonna stop anyone else can Well.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Now he's one eye, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
I can't. Can't risk take in another injury.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Like also like looks like this guy fucks some shit up,
so good on this guy like walking staff guy, like
you're not what are you doing? And then if I
was trying to rob that place and he whipped it
around and started beating shit out people, Okay, I stand corrected.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Dandolf over here?

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
What's going on over here? You shall not pass?

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Oh I did have one more. This isn't for me,
this is actually for my, uh my buddy's wife. So
I went up. I went up to visit him in
Tomball on Saturday because she's pregnant. They hadn't seen them
in a while, so I wanted to go up and
say hi. And you know how sometimes when you go
over to someone's house, their dog gets so excited they
pee on the floor. Yeah, uh, this was a first.
Their boxer, George, who I absolutely love, is the dumbest

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animal on the planet. I walk in the front door,
he goes so excited, he just sprayed like eight knots
of shit all over around and all of us were dumbfounded, like,
what the hell just happened? Nobody's ever seen it. So
me and him take the dogs out back just in case.
So then his pregnant wife had to clean up the
ship the ground. That's a good one. That is a

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good one. And then it was also kind of not
side dog because I was planning when I got there.
First thing to be like, because I haven't seen her
since they announce her pregnant. WASNA like, oh, you're just letting.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Dudes nutting you now, you whore, And I said it,
but she didn't hear me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Because she was too focused on the dogs sitting on
the ground. So my joke didn't even heard the horror part.
So really that well, I mean I call her a
whore all the time. That one't anything new. But I
had planned this joke out and didn't even get to land.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Okay, I forgot that was your friend whose wife you
just call horror at that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Oh yeah, he's he's not upset that the ship on
the floor. He's upset his joke didn't fucking And then
the fucking corky like stepped in one of the dots,
and then outside was trying to jump on my leg
and I was like, get away from me, run around
in the grassroolue.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Little ship prints on your little jeans right there. No, yeah,
all right, beat that, Robert.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Yeah she had any dog spray poop out of happiness
when they saw you like dogs. No, I did not
see that. No.

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
Uh, the the the sttlement of Live Nation. I really
wanted Antilation to take a master to be broken up,
are they not? No, that was all thing. No, they're
gonna settle. They're gonna settle and basically not a mid fault.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
And so they're settling and then just gonna keep doing
doing the exact so they're gonna be a settlement every
ten years. What the fuck? That seems bad? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Just I think we didn't use that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Yeah, hey, well admit no fault. It pays some money
and then just keep doing it. What do you say
we just keep doing it? Boys? What do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Fuck them all? Anyways? Because the Dave Chappelle, fuck them?
That's why, why don't keep fucking fuck them?

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
That's actually probably the best not cool yet?

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
You wait, so that you mean like that like somebody
that may may have had their hand in the cookie
jar that is probably overseeing all of this definitely didn't
get like maybe promised to like some certain stuff for
them if they didn't make this go any further.

Speaker 7 (01:21:49):
Yeah, and and unrelated news, unrelated news. Uh, they're gonna
produce Millennia the musical, and I think Live Nation is
Live Nation is investing in in uh this, I know
in this project, but it's totally unrelated.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Fine, we're gonna pass it through. There's nothing to see here.
Hold on, who even cares about this? Who's even still
talking about Ticketmaster? To Nancy Pelosi buying stocking Ticketmaster so
she had to she had to have. She bought the
dip right before the settlement came out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Why or even talking about the ticketmaster thing, Doug News, you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Know how we made this documentary about Millennia. Nobody saw
it and they turned it into a musical. Never shook
their hands. It's never any ticketmaster. I have the biggest
hands the tickets. Robert, what do you have as you're
not Kurt? What is your not cool? My bad.

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
Between two with both of them, fucking Nutria. I hate
those motherfuckers. Those a little fake bet rat thing. Yeah, dude,
they're like water rats.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
They do They're not America. What do they do? They
are like Louisiana. They're all over America. I didn't know that.
I thought that was like a Brazilian thing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
They're in the lake behind my ex girlfriend's house. I
used to go look at them. I don't miss him.
I just like they have orange teeth. They're just they're
just it looks like a zombie cartoon of a beaver.
Like they're an almost beaver. Like God made what he
thought was a beaver and he's like that thing is
just there's version two that's that'll hang out with the

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coyotes and the skunks, like, get that the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Out of here, beaver, try to let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Yeah, so nutrient. And then two I think this is
more my fault. But I keep a.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Little trash bag in my room and.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
Every day when I get home, my dogs have destroyed
it and it just rents repeat every fucking day, and
I get mad.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
I'm like, why did y'all go through the garbage again outside? No,
I just put it up where I put my I
put my trash bag. Now my towel goes where my trash.
See my old bloxer I had.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
She used to do the same thing, and my wife
and I went to see each other text is like, ah,
fuck I forgot to put the trash away before. And
we would put it in our little like closet thing
and close the doisters. She couldn't get to it, and
like we would just send each other text so many
times I forgot to put the cash up.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
The worst feeling you get.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Hopefully she probably got into it. It's like, yeah, that
was coffee grinds right in that one.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Fuck you didn't get mad at boxers. They're too dumb
to know. We were recording early passing game.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
I remember there was like I had food on a
table one time, and Curtis was on skypeers when we're
hearing Curtis.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
Go no dogging, no no, And.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
It was hurt just eating what was on the table.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Motherfuckers, sucking dogs man best thing ever, but but but sometimes,
but it's also good. They're also good, good boys and girls.
All right, let's wrap this up with the answer saiment.
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Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
This is the answer segment. We do just answer the question.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Why did you just answer the question? You answer answer,
don't thanks the subject, Just answer dot quote.

Speaker 10 (01:25:45):
Prink question kept answer answers, answers any questions?

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
This question is from Caleb Howard and K says, could
you land a plane if you had.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
Instructions from the tower? Hell yeah, I absolutely could.

Speaker 5 (01:26:06):
Dude, skyking fluid plane without instructions from the guy in
the tower.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
He didn't, did it say?

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Land?

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
Yeah? Yeah? Land the plane he crashed into the ocean.
Well he wanted to. Yeah, the dude was.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Well, if you think about the ocean used to be ice,
which used to just be nature's runway.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Now, I mean, I'm not gonna good point land. It's
not gonna be a smooth landing. Oh yeah, a little
bit bumpy, but I'll get that bitch on the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Like dude, I the amount of hours I have flying
on Grand Theft Auto alone, I could land a plane.
Probably I could probably take off do the whole flight,
then land the plane. And also there's autopilot, and how
hard it just be, like do that thing? Yeah, between
land anything, do the land anything, grand.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Theft auto Crimson skies that I used to play back
in the day. Dude, I used to play so many
different flight games. I could get this bitch down.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
I think I could easily land a plane.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Yes, land a plane, especially with help from the tower,
because you're like, hey, is this button bad?

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
Hey is this butt?

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Like you get a couple of those and like, I
just straighten her out and land. Let's go, let's fucking
do this.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
We might go off the edge of the runway a
little bit here and there, but you know what, I'll
get it on the ground. Every dude thinks that they
can land a plane. If if I don't think, I know,
I know I could. Robert, you think you could get
it done? You could do it, Robert, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
The one guy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
No buttons, they're not easily labeled.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
Yeah, but if you had the tower, the tower would
be like I.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
Just go to the hand of anyone here. You don't drink.
You wouldn't even be panicking, except that would be the problem.
I'd be in like be eighteen, Like, give me a
glass of whiskey. I'm gonna steady my hand. Let's get
this bird down, little pop shots. Oh and if you
called it a bird, that's so much cooler. Exactly. Let's
land this bird. I'll be hold on stewardess. Y'all. Get
any of them wings still back there that you give

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the little kids, pin them on me. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Oh, I get real ones if I land it. Oh
for sure, I'd like my wings please. And captain, now
I think you get to be I mean, I'm buying
all the stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
And that would be the problem. Like I'd get on
the headset with the tower. I'd be I'm the captain. Now,
what's up? It's your fucking captain here, gang, how's it going.
I'm a mix of Sully and Denzel. I've got a
drink in me and I'm ready to fly this plane.
Daddy just landed the motherfucking plane. What do we do now? Gang?
Is there someplace where all the hoors are we land? Huh? Yeah?

(01:28:25):
I landed this plane. Yeah. I'd get off there and
be like, all right, where's the pilot's lounge? I know
there's cocktails in there, so.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Yes, except for Robert. We all think we could, we could,
but I also think Robert could do it. I think
Robert could. I think Robert doesn't believe in himself. Yeah,
I think that's really what you have to have confidence.
Confidence has never had having too much confidence.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
You deal with more buttons than any of us. Man,
you should be used to the board in front of you.
It's just double that. And that's a plane.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
That's more buttons than oppress in a month. Yeah, that's
just that's basically half of a flight. You could you're
flying a plane every week? Are you doing this podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Yeah, it's probably harder, so you may be right. They'll
sell yourself. If you had to pick one person here
to be your co pilot, who would it be. I
think I'm gonna go. I think I'm gonna go. Curtis.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
He doesn't know me, well, knows us a little bit,
and he's like, you're looking pulling the little joy sticks up,
and he's like, oh, I thought we got down.

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
Pat's already talking about drinking and flying.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Pat's first move is to get alcohol. How do we
get I think I would actually also life or death alcohol.
I think I would also take Curtis honestly, because I'd
be like, I need my copilot to have one in
them too. Oh you worked the little top lever that
slows us down. I'm strictly on this fucking stick, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Our next question is from David de Dude, who emailed
in and says, our courtroom sketch artists just artists that
settled or are there people that grew up always wanting
to draw people in a court room setting? Same question
for police sketch artists too.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
I think they're just the only people that went to
art school that actually got a job.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
I have, Like, there's like a couple of ways it
could be.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
I do think you either an artist that settled, maybe
wanted to get in law enforcement, but like I don't
like getting shot at. This is the way I can
help because even with like police sketch artists, you're like
I can sort of I'm helping find the bad guys.
And then if you're a courtroom sketch artist, it's like
I'm showing you what the bad guys alleged bad guys
look like in court.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Also, ah, they're very different. Police sketch artists are really
good at making you have court room sketch artists.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
They never look any like remember the Tom Brady won
like some pastel bullshit.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
He looked like a vampire from Buffy. Like. It's always
like if I squint my eyes really hard, I guess
that could be the person. But it's never even really close.
They never finished the edges of the picture. The colors
just kind of fucking whisk off to the end.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
What it's like, it's like they think that they're the
what is the court type of personographers, And it's like
they think that of that the like I have to
do it. As they're saying the words go up, ship,
he looked a different way. I can't draw that picture anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
Just that'd be a funny snl bit.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Fucked. That's Tim Robinson scratch, goddamn.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
Just screaming at the guy on the stand. I said,
sit still down.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
For one fucking second, and that that's why it's all
just like fucking I.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
Don't know you looked that way. This fucking looks like
that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
So for some reason he's Asian. Now I don't know what.
I don't know what scrimp done. It's like a caricature.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
People like, that's like you wanted to also be a
character artist, and they're like, well, this makes way more
money than sitting on a boardwalk.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
I doubt it, I said, the boardwalk people clean up you.
You just work for the courtroom. While you're waiting for
one of the courtroom spots to open.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
Does a stenographer look down on the sketch artist guy,
like you fucking bitch, what are you doing drawing your
pre little pictures?

Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
But it's kind of like a sky an Urchin situation
where they hate each other.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
And no one will ever see what you're hyping. Everyone
my pictures. This is court record. Minds important, nerd.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
Mine's gonna be on CNN. Stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
It's like the courtroom guy is the varsity quarterback and
the fucking scenographers like third Tuba in the band.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Like also, like, you guys ever heard of pictures when
we have a court We invented a camera a while ago.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Like I get that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
They're like, no cameras. I was like, you can't take
one picture.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
You can't have the official court photographer. Look, I can
do it with my iPhone and.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
Then you can say, like releast that only when they're
out done. I guess there's like weird I guess there's
people that are like like for certain certain darker cases
and stuff, it's like their witnesses that don't want their
names out. But I think you have to be a
witness to go on a stand right, Like they don't
blur out your face when you go, like you don't
do like the.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Anonymously go in the stand right because they have to
be able to cross examine.

Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
There's no so yeah, to be a testimony can be
fucking where they have the video of you that's test
I was like, you could.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Just they riff with like fucking they looked like like,
I don't know that guy looked like he was agitated,
asked getting asked questions like ike from south Park?

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
This is hike from south Park? Then I think that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
I don't know what if like you just were like
your mom was a court sketch artist and your mom's
mom was a court sketch artist. A family business, and
it's like, yeah, what do you do? I I really
want to be a court sketch artist.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Like back in the day they were really good. But
the reason they're shitty now is because like it is
a family business, but not everybody in your friends artist.
You're a fucking brand darg legacy. God damn it. My
grandmother was the scot sketchroom artist at Watergate, so I
gotta do it too. You're fucking passed down. My cousin
did the OJ trial.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
I haven't taken cart since the third.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
That's the best. Fucking Saint Mark Furman.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
Was Pristaine and his drawings pristine.

Speaker 9 (01:34:04):
I tell you, don't even get me start on Marshall
Clark gorgeous, especially with that perm.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Really nailed the perm in this flawless perm.

Speaker 4 (01:34:19):
I never seen a better drawn perm.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Almost looks like a picture, like a photograph. Um yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
I don't know, but I would say that they have
to be artists somewhat settled. I don't think you go
into like art as a being a courtroom sketch schedule.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
I feel like there's two ways you can go on art.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
You either go I'm gonna do drugs and all that stuff,
or you go courtroom. But I also think there's a
lot peo that go, yeah, that's a good way to
look at it too.

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
You either doing drugs and doing stuff or you're in
the courtroom.

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
Maybe that's the problem. Maybe they're all taking LSD, and
that's why all the courtroom sketches are so fucking abstracted.

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
Tripping balls just drawing pictures. They say, that'd be crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
That's also me. They're the person in the corner and
nobody knows I'm on LSD right now.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Dude, that guy's I'm rolling all over his pictures. The
guy's absolutely on LSD. See that one you're staring at
Tom Brady like that, looking like fucking fear and loathing.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
He drew a panda. That's why the edges are always
cropped out. There's like a weird fucking sleep paralyssis demon
in the corner. That just fucking cut that out of there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
Yeah, they just all the pictures, just the corners cut
because they get rid of the sleep peralysis demon.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
I think that you go to like school to do
art or whatever. You're just doing art, and they're like, hey,
did you want to make money doing art? Here's a
way to do it, low bar to entry. And then
you're like, well, fuck, I could, like I could paint
in semi paintings. And that's also like maybe not business
isn't booming.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
It's the teacher's favorite student. Like listen, you're not gonna
have much to do with this degree. Here's actually some
steady work to keep you going while you try and
get right.

Speaker 4 (01:35:53):
It's like those that like those they can't teach, they
teach Jim.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
So it's like we have to have gym teachers, right,
like someone somebody's gotta be a bad teacher. Alright, Uh
that please don't want to hear that. I don't want
him to hear. I'm sure he's an avid listener. Next up,

(01:36:18):
we got Mikey p or At. Mikey paul is At.
It's just Mikey p on X and he says power
rank planets, and he gives us Pluto, Mars, Saturn, Venus,
and Neptune.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Smart to not put your us because that would definitely.

Speaker 4 (01:36:34):
Uranus or Earth would have also been difficult to beat.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
What's gonna be second? Because Uranus is definitely number one?
Robert as tradition, you go first, Okay, I'm going number
five Mars. Nothing good happens on Mars.

Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
I'm with you, marsh number four, I'm going Pluto. That
means not even a planet anymore. Now we're reveering off
number three. I'm going Venus, number two. I'm going Neptun
and number one going Saturn. Okay, I'm gonna go next.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
I'm gonna go Mars is five because everybody's making Mars
like the next big thing. Fuck Mars, dude, I don't
give a fuck about Mars, like a little red piece
of shit. I don't want to go to Mars. Four
is Neptune. Yeah, it's blue and it's cool, but like,
I don't know, when I think of a Greek god,
I don't think of fucking a planet.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
So not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
H Three is Pluto. They told me that was a planet.
It's always be a planet, and I kind of like
its story, like it's carried out. Then it was a
planet again, then it wasn't a planet, then it is
a plant. Now it's not a planet, and it's like,
you know what, Like for all the hating non Pluto,
you're fucking talking about it a shit ton, aren't you.
You're saying it's not a planet, like you won't shut
the fuck up. Like it is a planet, so I'm
counted as a planet. But I like the Pluto's like

(01:37:47):
the little little tiny scrappy planet out there Venus just
because Venus isn't as good as Serena I'm gonna put
Venus at two, and then one is Saturn because it's
got rings. It's got it got the ring. The rest
of them they've they've just aspired to you what Saturday is?

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
Hell, Yah, Curtis all right. Number five is gonna be
Neptune because what the fuck goes on there? I don't
think anyone knows. Fuck Neptune four is gonna be Venus
because see Neptune. Alright, solid three. I'm gonna go with Pluto.
It's far, it's out there.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
It's still a planet to me, yep, always will be
if I had to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
Test it's a planet, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
I wish we could vote on things like this, the
important things planet.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
It would vote on that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
All right, everybody, get out That's what like we invest
all of our advertising dollars and you're like.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
All right, and don't forget. Uh what is it one
of those text in like American.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
On h per petition whatever the fucking thing is like
on case number seventeen. That's to make Pluto a planet
officially and recognize're.

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
Like, yep, everyone in favor, say don't forget to.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Get out there this election day and vote for put
to be a planet like what.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
My partisan, Hi partisan? We want this?

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Number two is Mars because it's the closest one to us,
and it's red and I've seen like, what was that
movie with.

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
U Mars attacks? No, it's stupid rocket man Harlan Williams Williams.

Speaker 5 (01:39:27):
And then number one is going to be Saturn because
the rings, because you got a ring, got more rings?

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
Champion planet?

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Yeah, all right? Yeah. Five is Neptune. It's just blue. Yeah,
nobody gives a ship about you. You're too far out.
What do you do here? You ain't got nothing going on?

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
Four Venus looks like Venus or it looks like Vagina
and penis the rhymes of penis. Yeah. Uh not not
a fan of that one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
Three anti trans three we're gonna go with Uh, We're
gonna go with Mars. But I'm on criticize. You guys
are ship talking Mars. Mars is fucking dope. D No,
why you do it? Next? Find some fucking alien structures
and ship dude, Like, what was that movie The Face

(01:40:19):
and Mars they went in there? Yeah, that sh it's cool.
I'm going Pluto to Pluto is the bad boy of planet.
You want to kick him out. He didn't give you
we gonna do. He's the drunk at the end of
the night that you send your buddy home in an
uber and he shows back up an hour later. Pluto's
just out here fucking hanging out.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
We're the number one Pluto podcast in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
I think plus plut was the smallest one out there.
I was born in Rhode Island, the smallest plate. You know,
you gotta look out for the little guys. But then
number one Saturn Rings. It's a big boy. I'm all
about the big boys out there. If Jupiter was in here,
Jupiter would be my number one. But it's not right.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
I think that's probably why he kept it out of there.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
But also Jupiter argument is it makes you more stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
Yeah, but some people also say I am also quite
the gas giant. So there you go. That was hoping
so bad so we could drop that. Yeah, the fucking
eye of Jupiter, the giant storms, dope, the toilet bowl.
All right, they got a bunch of moons too, But
we're not talking about Er. We're talking about Saturn in
the rings.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Solid question, solid power ranking. Mikey A, it's just makey
peasy ring Saturn is the coolest playing it because it's
like a sideways ring to kind of tilted a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
The rules.

Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
It just doesn't give a fuck. It's like, do you
want to slide on my rings?

Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
Who cares, dude? Or maybe maybe it's level and we're
fucking tilted about that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
Don't even open up.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
That can't work. Chartists are thinking about that when they're drawn.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
When the sat turns, when the sad turns with it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
That could be Jimmy Buffetts song.

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
Salt and Saturn, al right. Next question.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Is from Armando Villegas, and Armando says, what is the
biggest animal you could beat.

Speaker 3 (01:42:05):
With the sword? Robert, good question. I think I think
I get close enough to it. Obviously there's different kinds
of swords too, different question, but I'm thinking I'm thinking
traditional like a broad sword, like a two hander, longest
sword you can find, broad swords like a knife sword.

(01:42:26):
Are you thinking more like a pirate one handed sword
when they pull.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
Out of King Arthur's thing, because that seems like a sword.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
I want to be a Middle Eastern schmittar. What do
you have in a Prince of Persia? Prince of Lot's
going on in Persia, Katana might be the best one
there more in Persia, we're having two different convers I
think I think I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go like

(01:42:53):
an alligator. Are you definitely get argument?

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
I can definitely get alligator. I can't do it just
like stab in the mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Yeah, it to the ground, just leave it, starve to death. Yeah.
I was really thinking bear. But I think bears too fast.

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
I think bears too big, because I was like bearing
gorilla is where I got like blacks out at Why
would you want to kill a.

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
Black bear because they're the most docile of bears. Grizzly
might be harder, but I take that a black bear.
You'd be like, oh yeah, he was spreading me during
the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
His tree kept beeping at me, playing his music to
the tucking black bears. Curt, we're talking black fish. What
Pat would say? That's what Pat would say. I was
like gorilla and bear. I feel like they could take
me because they could swipe you. I think I could
take a lion, lion, tiger. I think because you get
it right in the chest and just fucking drive into it,

(01:43:51):
I think I could take that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
Any big cat.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
I could fucking wipe out a big cat. So lion
I think is the biggest of the big cats. I'm
gonna go lying, is the biggest animal?

Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
Like it's tigers are bigger.

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
How can take either of them?

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
All right, line lie a liger. I could take a
ligger out. So that's what I'm gonna get, Okay, whatever
the faster one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
Is, no, but it's bigger. The ligger is bigger.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
This is a fast lagger I'd take out.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
I'd be oh, just say it's easier because it's slower.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
I'd cut it in half and I'd take out the
tiger part of an and the lion part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
Double take it out. But I could take out a rhino.
You could take that, dude. It it charges at you.
You sidestep that hornswipe and as it exposes its neck,
a slice that fucking throat. It goes down. How strong
you think you are fucking strong.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
Enough to take out a god damn rhino? Wait, it's
a sword, dude, of armor. Bro it's a sword. Yeah,
but doesn't get unneath the neck. Oh, you'd actually you
know what you know? Running the top.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
The biggest animal I could take out, I could fuck
up a giraffe. I'd fucking kill this ship out because
think about it uses its head as a weapon, and
when it whips you side Steff and just hold the
sword out chop its own head off, or you just
get under it and it can't get you. This just
a bowel it too like like and uh uh sorry,
I just drew a blank on the name. Star Wars

(01:45:04):
episode seven, Empire strikes back when Luke gets up underneath
the fucking at at and slices open it to get inside. Boom,
right there. You just do that with the draft. It's
trying to kick you, and shit, you slice its ankle,
it falls down. Giraffe is the biggest animal. I could
suck it up, whether it be a katana or a broadsword.
I'm glad you just didn't set on rhino though good.

(01:45:27):
I could still take out a rhino, but the draft
is bigger, and it says, what's the biggest animal you
can take out? Surt, where did you settle on?

Speaker 5 (01:45:34):
I'm not gonna start with not the biggest animal, but
the animal I think it would be most fun.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
To kill this the question. I'll allow it a Canadian goose,
just just black bear.

Speaker 5 (01:45:48):
So we moved on from that. Let's keep talking about it. Well,
it's going through Pat's logic. I do an elephant. It's
bigger than a draft. They're slow.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
I'd be more scared, Like I wouldn't be scared to
be trampled on by a giraffe as much as I
would an elephant.

Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
You gotta be quick. It's not just a stabbing dough.
There's more of it. Thy can fall on you. Where
a giraffe You're like, Okay, which way? Were you afraid
to get wet? What are you doing? Asian elephant or
African eleph asn't matter? Well, the African elephants actually quite larger,
the Asian elephants a little bit smaller. The Asian elephant
has more of the long, droppy ears of the Asian elephant.

Speaker 6 (01:46:28):
And you get that sweet sweet killed the African element.
Oh yeah, ude, think I would do it just for
the ivory. Do you get the ivory after? Man, you
make so much money after the kill. Nobody wants ship
from a giraffe. Nobody has a lucky giraft.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
So my draft neck you make a slide.

Speaker 4 (01:46:45):
You could make a slide stadium seating.

Speaker 3 (01:46:48):
That'd be kind of sick. That would be sick.

Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
Good answers though, or or you could use it as
like a handrail for the stairs.

Speaker 4 (01:46:56):
You have to kill two drafts.

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
That would be yeah, just draft stairs, draft stairs due.
That would be like some people have all their like
deer heads and ship on the wall. I've got girafft
necks coming down my railing, just random draft parts.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Here's it's right hip the doorknob, like the tall tables
and like bar cocktail areas.

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
It's just a giraffe.

Speaker 4 (01:47:22):
Like there's one that's just way too tall for everybody else.

Speaker 3 (01:47:24):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
People said that it's only for NBA players.

Speaker 4 (01:47:29):
It's not.

Speaker 5 (01:47:31):
A h it's only cut off like right below the chest.
So it's just all for long ass fucking legs. And
it's like hump where the Campbell's hump should go.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Cammel would have been another good answer. I like a horse.
I don't want to kill an elephant. But the reason this.

Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
Is just the question is but also I feel like
it's animal. I feel like the camel is easier to
kill than a horse. Horses are quicker, they buck around
and kick you real fast. I don't know how fast
camels are at spinning and bucking, but they're fast.

Speaker 3 (01:47:59):
They would spit at you.

Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
As a three time camel ritten by the way, I'm
more likely to kill it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
They drew first blood the lama, and then you know what,
I could bring it down to Chinatown, have them cook
some camel's humble. We could act like we're in a
fucking rush hour.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
We could you get all that sweet sweet juice out
of that home and stick a coconut milk right, that's
right here. It's like a carpre son I thought, all right.
Last question of the Week is from Brett Brandon at
price of his dj on X, and Brett says, is
the band drop Kick Murphy's just.

Speaker 4 (01:48:35):
The Saint Patti's Day version of Mariah Carey?

Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
No, because people like drop Kick Murphy's.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
I would say, yes, it is, but it's like a
way down watered version of it, because Mariah Carey like
owns the world for two months of the year when
you're playing her song.

Speaker 3 (01:48:47):
But it's also just her, like that's her thing. Saint
Patty's Day, you got drop Kick Murphy's, you got Flogging Mollie.
There's a whole bunch of other bands cut her heads road. Yeah,
the high Kings St. Patti's Day. I mean they played it.
It does get played a lot in that road.

Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
Macklilmore, that's it's about making moonshine, Yeah, and running for
the police and stopping. Yes, Macklemore's Irish him or whatever
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
Oh, I used to love that song. I can't believe
I don't remember that. I think it's called Irish Celebration.
I'm in Irish? Or who are the brothers that that
band that came out, The Mumford Brothers, Mumford and Sons,
Mumford and Sons, the Mumford Sons, the Waynes, the Wayne's,
Wayne's Brothers, the Wayne's Worlds. I think worth thinking of
different bands here, guys, the Temptation, the movie Jackson five.

Speaker 2 (01:49:40):
Yeah, because oh, I don't know if he's British or Irish,
but they basically are the same.

Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
British and Irish are pretty much sam not the same. Exact.

Speaker 4 (01:49:52):
Where do they play?

Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
There was a fore fun about where do they played
for the Olympics. Great Britain. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Irishman
or not basically or Northern Ireland. Like I said, it's
Great Britain, but they don't compete as Great Britain, nor
it is Ireland, Northern Ireland is under Great Britain.

Speaker 4 (01:50:07):
Wales, Wales, Northern Iron Great Britain.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
But they don't compete as Great Britain.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
They do Team gb G. Tell me you haven't watched
the Paralympics. The don't tell me I haven't watched the Paralympics.

Speaker 3 (01:50:17):
Brou Paralympics.

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
We just smoked Team gb in in wheelchair curly. It
was awesome, and then we got beat by Sweden. Well
that's so, I'm just telling you I know more about
Great Britain than you do because.

Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
I've watched the Paralympics.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
So I don't care about maybe we're walking around in
my shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
I'm an irishman. I don't care about Great Britain. Fuck
Oliver Cromwell an American.

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
You're not an Irishman an American, all right, You just
cause playing as Irish, same as everybody that lives in
America as an American, because hey, I'm fucking Italian. You're
from New Jersey. Shut up your America.

Speaker 3 (01:50:54):
You watch the Sopranos. You don't say any of the
words correctly. Hey, there actual Italians like we fucking hate you.
Scarmucci the.

Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
All right, I am at Alex Jamintleton, Patt not Pat Dan,
Robert is out Robert Barbosa's zero three on all socials.

Speaker 3 (01:51:17):
Curtis, you deleted some socials but have other socials? Do
you want to share your socials?

Speaker 2 (01:51:23):
I have an Instagram that I'll use, all right at
Curtis at kurts Chaffin on Instagram and then sign into
his DMS and be like, hey, thanks for coming the pod.
Really nasty stuff, but make it seem like it's a
very aggressive message. And then like, thanks for coming the pod,
But how dare you be thanks for coming the pod?

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
I would love that?

Speaker 2 (01:51:41):
And then yeah, yeah, do that, do that, and then
we are at past Gary pod on all socials, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook,
all the all the socials, like I just said, past
gamers dot com, get all your gear and then have
a good and safe Thank Saint Patti's Day. And let's
wrap this up with our random Celebrity generator where we

(01:52:04):
pick a random celebrity and we try and see how
many people, how many times we can get it?

Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
Ask Pat if he's ever got it before? Pat, have
you ever got it? I have not gotten it? Asked Robert.
He never got it, Robert, have you ever gotten it?
I have oh ship? Yeah, have you ever gotten it?
I sure have, oh ship. I really know what's happening.

Speaker 2 (01:52:23):
So you say any celebrity at all, and if they
come up, you win, and you don't win anything.

Speaker 3 (01:52:27):
You just get to talk shit.

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
You want to say a popular celebrity, not I mean
it goes sometimes there is a wide range. You can
also say bands, entire bands. One times I said Oasis
and it was Oasis.

Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
Okay, so I go first? Is that what you're telling me?
We all just kind of throw it up, but you're
the guest. Will allow you to go first. Just any celebrity, yeah, yes, sports, art, anything,
it's a wide you'll see when it comes out. Take
Jimmy buff We talked about Jimmy Buffett. Jimmy Buffett.

Speaker 2 (01:52:56):
There you go, all right, Pat going to I'll take
the doors because they.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03):
Actually come up a fair amount, and I really want
to get I'm gonna go.

Speaker 7 (01:53:07):
Donald Glover. He was just cast as Yoshi in the
Mario movie The Hell.

Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
Yeah, he's not Italian. I don't think Yoash is Italian.
I don't think they're all Italian. I don't think Chris
Pratts Italian, What are you talking about? Or are you
gonna pick someone? Well, I was gonna have to write
it down. Let me put my microphone down, start talking.
I'm gonna go pick last week.

Speaker 4 (01:53:34):
I'm gonna go back again.

Speaker 3 (01:53:37):
Matthew mcconakay again, I keep saying.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
You also took yourn made what I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:53:47):
All right, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:48):
Here we go in three two one, Liza Minelli, Maureen O'Hara,
Alec Walter and Ginger Rogers, Mario Lemue, Cliff Rober It's
in Bo Jackson and Christopher Walking right back.

Speaker 3 (01:54:05):
Nobody got it, Nobody got it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:08):
Jimmy Buffett, The Door Is, Donal Glover and Matthew McConaughey, House,
Vic Saks's Beyonce, Liza Minelli again, Steve Martin went not
a writer, Donna reed Ingrid Bergman and Patrick Swayzee. All right,

(01:54:31):
last one matthe McConaughey, Donald Glover, The Doors and Jimmy Buffet,
Darryl Hannah, The Beach Boys, Colin Farrell, Jimmy Hendrix, Marin O'Hara, Chavi,
Neil Frasier and Ellsworth Vines nobody gets it is Ellsworth
get a lot of celebrity, random celebrity. I never heard

(01:54:52):
of that person at least was she had three Peter
Lisanelly was a two peek, but somebody should have picked
her today.

Speaker 4 (01:54:59):
Keep that in mind for next week.

Speaker 2 (01:55:01):
Pat all right, have a great resurate Kurt, thanks for
coming to the pod, Buddy for having me. Boys, Umm
I was do you have anything to promote just hanging
out with Kurt?

Speaker 3 (01:55:10):
Come back on next week.

Speaker 2 (01:55:12):
I just keep coming back on drive three hours of
school worth, have any swords and any koochist up Curtis.

Speaker 3 (01:55:18):
Curtis will hanging out with you immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:55:20):
Don't get sanded in your coach, don't get sand in
your couch, and uh maybe flip flopped Paradise or some ship.

Speaker 5 (01:55:26):
That Jamie Buffett was panemonium in Persia.

Speaker 4 (01:55:31):
On that note, Past the Baby, Yeah bitches.

Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
Baby gang gang Gang.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Baby powder topping lead spread. As we listen to a
past the Gray Gray, goin fishing for your bitch today
with Chunk and Houston next Houston Baby. Now we go
ahead and let Camill get a rish today.

Speaker 2 (01:55:56):
Bitch, bitch,