Pass The Gravy #663: Whewitt

The guys talk about the NBA and NHL playoffs, Coachella, and the World Cup banning tailgating. They also power rank old people names.


You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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your bitch today with Chunky Houston Houston Baby. Now we
go ahead and link camp. We'll get rich today.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Chitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
What is going on? Everybody? Happy Gravy Day.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's Past the Gravy Episode six hundred and sixty three.
I am your host, Alex the Moondog Middleton, and we
are joined by my my amazing co host, Robert Barbosa
aka Bobby Jokes aka the Hog, and we found a
very special guest. We decided I was gonna grace us
with their presence in studio today all the way from

(00:55):
work or not work. It's it's Pat the Sun Dog.
Dean has An.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
How you just got a airharn me? How to you?
As well? My friend? How to you?

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I was trying to remember how to say hello in
different languages? Damn it, damn it, I was. I couldn't remember,
and honestly, I don't know if how's hello Japanese? It's
just how Japanese? How do you say that?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
For sure? Chinese? One of those.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Oh, it could be it is. I think it's Japanese, so.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Wise Japanese?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Thank you? How is Mandarin Chinese greeting for hella?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Fucking look at you? You big it.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I pride myself on knowing the differences between Asian cultures too.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, not you shouldn't because you're not good at it,
lacking read.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
You're O for one on this podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Well you know what, dude, I'm just I'm ending my
vacation right now. You know, I just had a little
many vacations, so I'm just I'm relaxed. My brain's not working.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, that's all it is. Why were you on vacation?
Just you just said days scheduled off?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
No, I uh, somebody else has vacation coming up this weekend. Also,
turns out my GM now has to have gallbladder surgery,
so he's going on Thursday. So I just had him
work my Monday Tuesday because I'm not going to get
a day off again until next weekend. So what he
was like, why don't you just take those two have

(02:24):
a long weekend, And so yeah, I'm just gonna be
working like a motherfucker for the next week and a half. Straight.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
But you made you made, you made good time of it,
obviously you maybe you're a veraye productive dude.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I didn't do I was telling him before this. On
the way up, I ran one errand.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Those are the best, dude. I don't understand why people
like frown upon that.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Like when when people like you go on vacation and
you didn't do anything, You're like, yeah, dude, I'm on vacation.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's awesome. I don't have to do anything.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I went camping this weekend, and the best part about
camping was not like I enjoyed hanging with my friends
and drinking and shit, but like just sitting at a
five staring at the fire and saying nothing like that
is the best.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I did. Like, but every day I would tell myself
a bit, all right, I'm gonna accomplish this one thing today. Nah.
I didn't do fucking anything. Aside from the one errand
and going to the grocery store. The only other time
I opened my front door was to put the trash
out last night, two minutes before I would have not
been able to do my valet trash. I barely even remember.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
That bro Valet trash is a sham.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
It is, but it's nice for me when I because
I have to walk across the parking lot to go
to the dumpster. It's nice. I just put it outside
my front door.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I don't use it most of the time. I forget
every time like it asked me out by seven o'clock.
On the days of this, I constantly look up at
nine pint thirty whoop bucks.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Are you here and picking it up?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Nope, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, I guess sorry that you didn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
But also, like those are the best ways off.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
It was not like I enjoy doing nothing, but I
always do nothing, So I kind of feel like a
piece of shit. After having four days in a row
off not accomplishing, you feel a single.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Rest and relax. That's really what you're supposed to be doing.
You be doing, you, bro.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
I just did more of the same shit than I
stayed up till five, slept until eleven. That's the same
video games, watch some TV.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I stayed up.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I pulled a twenty four hour awake cycle on Friday.
Baller stayed up until like four thirty Saturday morning. Party
in and by party, I may just stayed up chilling
with some friends. But that was I went to sleep
over twenty four hours ago.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Whoops, that's rough.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I felt.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I felt like sort of proud. I was like, I
feel like I'm a young man again. And the next day
when I woke up, I did not feel that.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, it's always nice to like every once in a
while you just hit that group like I'm gonna party
all fucking night, and you do, and you feel.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
You're whining down that night, you're like, yeah, we made it,
we did it. I got here at seven, I turned
it into like a full day.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
And then then the next day, by like one thirty,
you're like, oh, I have no need to hydrate, I
have no oxytoastin less than my body left in my body.
I dumped it all out last night. I know, I
feel like a piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I rallied and I drink again, because that's goddamn it,
that's all right. As an American.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
See, that's the lucky thing for me. I never I
never hurt. I don't get headaches, I don't really get
body pains when I'm hungover. I just get that feeling like, oh,
you're just a piece of ship. Yeah, and I can
deal with every day. It's just a little worse on hanging.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
You practice drinking more often than I.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Do, I'd say I pretty much just do it professionally.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, yeah, And I've been just kind of trying to
do weekends and then sometimes you go hard on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
You're like a guy that like fishes every couple of weeks.
I'm like a bass master. That's what.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, okay, that's fine, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
And then also a fun thing, we went to take
this like it's a small town, but they have a
Facebook page. It's kind of like a next door page,
and we just have been trolling on that all weekend,
and we put Michelle Obama with like a bass fish,
and there was just making their Michelle Obama jokes and
I was.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Like, that's not her, it's my aunt.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's my aunt, and we would we would We've had
a snake, and we just posted we like three different
people posted pictures of the snake and then just called
it a different name on the Facebook group and then
everybody has to jump over themselves to like tell you
that that's not that snake.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
You're just terrorizing the small time.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Well, I mean I'm gone now, But like it was
a fun part of the weekend. Like anyway, check at
the Facebook page. Let's got check. Yeah, we got some comments.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Well, as long as you guys have stopped.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
If you kept it going, that would just be kind
of wana. Nah. Nah, I got other stuff to do.
I've made.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Uh. I feel like I'm not a car guy. You
guys know this, but I'm I don't know about like
midlife crisis yet. Like I feel like I've already hit
my midlife at this point, but I feel like midlife
crisis is always by like a convertible, like a really
nice car. On the way home today, I had an
epiphany that like, I'm just not a convertible guy.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'm too lazy to be it.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Hell yeah, brother, I'm way too lazy to be a
convertible guy because I would just not ever pull it down.
And I know it's a button, but then I feel like,
you gotta slide that other thing down sometimes, like that
back a little slit. You gotta slide that down so
it goes down right, Like I would just be like,
I'm not doing that. And if I did take the
top off of a car, I would just never put
it back on.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Also, we live in a very hot part of the
United States, so most of the time you can't. You're
just getting the sun beaten down on your fucking neck.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Or that's the good time to do it because it's hot,
so you're getting the wind blowing and it doesn't feel
as bad.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Also, let me tell you this, I've thought about this
for years about convertibles as a guy that had to
drive with his windows down for a few consecutive years
because of no AC. It sucks. It's really loud. You
can't enjoy your car rides anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, I mean, I've never really like wanted a convertible,
but like that's always like a go to cool car.
And today was a day I was like, I'm not
ever gonna get that. And then I looked up at
my sun roof that I forgot I had because I
think I used it the day I got the car,
and I was like tight, Like what what's the sun roof?
Like we're not getting out of it, nobody's looking out
of that thing, like, oh I have the sun Yeah,

(08:08):
I guess if I can still use the electrical stuff
in my car, there's yours so much cas you can
just roll a window down.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Does it have like the fabric slide over it so
that you can like the Yeah, yeah, that's what it
makes me laugh about sunroofs.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
You go, you don't do this.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's just, hey, this is more glass that we could
break if something were to land on top of your car.
But it's probably just gonna cost more instead of just
being a dent.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
You better hope you never drive and hail. Yeah, could
really fuck your shit up.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Also with the convertible, I feel like you have to
hand wash it in your driveway, like publicly. It's a
lot of work.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, that'd be Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
I think it's like in the bylaws of owning a convertible,
you have to be like, I'm an off car guy.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, so I don't know what that means about me.
But that's just like a revelation I had today, not
a big deal. Just I'd like to say that I'm
out on the convertible game, right.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
I'm finally starting to rub off on him, Bobby, my
laziness is.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I mean, I was pretty anti convertible since the old
JFK debacle, but like now I'm fulling on, Like I'm not.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Even owning one.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Don't drive it through Dallas.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
I hadn't owned one.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, I mean obviously I would never drive through Dallas
with a convertible that that's just asking for something bad
to happen. But I just I'm not coming around on
it all. I've always just not. I mean a lot
of people like Alex, what don't you buy convertibles that
I could? You know I could, but I got a
said area with JFK. I'm always like nah, and then
I'm just gonna commit one hundred percent that are Now

(09:32):
what if.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Just one exception, What if you get, like gifted one
of those big old Cadillacts with the long horn horns
on the front of it.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, I would get the full on like you have
the top. I don't want the Cadillact with the with
the top off.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
You don't want the cotton Cotton Griffin or not Griffin.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Hill, Conway Twitty is what you're going with.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
What's the dad name from? It's cotton.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Think of Copper Hill, copper Head Road, King of the Hill.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
That that caddy was immaculate.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
It was, but I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
He's a Cowboys fan, so fuck him, Yeah, fair enough,
fuck him.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
We're all don.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Robert. Would you bring in for the pregame segment.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Did you guys see that the ice rink Morris City
Mall is gonna close?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah? No, I did see it.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Can we put the new hockey team there?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
We cannot because it's not going to exist. It's gonna close.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
There's only gonna be the Galerya one.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Well, oh you said just the ice trink.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I thought you said the ice I thought you said
the whole mall was closing. Yeah, I mean the gallery.
It doesn't help it. It affects hockey more and the
Memorial City one because that actually had the Hockey Games.
City Gallery is just an ice skating place.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
So yeah, I didn't know it was still there.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
I only did because I've gone to Memorial City not
that long ago.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
That's a massive waste of space for a mall which
already struggles. I think most malls actually struggle.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Just gonna turn to a restaurant. It's gonna have to
be where it is.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
But like I don't know, like I've never been, I've
never used it, but like I was still want it
there for people who do want to skate, get into
hockey or whatever.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Who wants to skate, though, like I I can't even
get my friends that are sports fans to get into
hockey because it's Texas. You just gotta cut your losses
sometimes make listen, people in Texas don't ice skate.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I always thought it was cool, like when you'd have
a game at Memorial City and you're like, oh, hell yeah,
we're playing. It's like you just had a built in
people that walked by, even if they didn't give a shit.
You like, I'm playing in front of people. I was
a goalie, so like you had your back to like
where the people walked in. Sometimes that always felt cool.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
It would be hilarious if they just turned it into
a roller rink. Big listen, we know you guys don't
understand blades. Wheels though.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Ah wheels Texas ah uh used to not motor speedway.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
I used to have my birthday party had a roller
rink every year.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Roller rinks rock.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Listen to Chumbawamba with my friends while we skated in
circles poorly.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I got really good at ski ball at the skating
rink that rocked.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
I've only ever been to one roller rink and it
was not a good time because I was also filming
at the same time, so I was on blades holding
a camera up, and I was just like, I can't
enjoy being on the rollerblades because I'm worried that I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Fall and break my very expensive, very expensive camera.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, that would suck. We should do like a pasty
skate night.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
See. No, we're Here's the thing. I've gone a very
long time in my life without breaking anything, and I'm
one hundred percent gonna.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Fall off of well the keyboard. We don't have to skate, Okay, good.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I was gonna say, best case scenario if I'm skating
is just that my legs are an incredible pain. The
next day.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
We can get to like the little walker thing that
like for old people who special needs kids used that,
like you hold onto it and it has wheels on
it and you can just balance.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
And be honest, I have no idea what you're talking about.
It's been that long since I've been like a walk
in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Like an old lady walker. Take the tennis balls off
and put it with that.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, and they're like, hey, no, we're gonna give it
to this kid with cerebral palsy, dude that needs it
to skate.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
And you're like no, no, no, but what's your what's
your ailment?

Speaker 4 (13:17):
You're like fat, mold, mold terrified of injury, that's my ailment.
I'd still find a way for it to like fall
out in me face plant.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's like this thing.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
They've never seen that before in my life.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, it's basically like the bowling ramp, but they took
the ramp part off of it.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
See.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
I guess the last time I skated, they had yet
to be like, you know what, maybe other people would
like to enjoy skating of differently abled people.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
That is a weird thing.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
And like, I'm all for inclusion, and I get the
people who are very like people. At the beginning, we're like,
why don't everybody needs to be everybody needs to day everybody.
But it's like it's kind of crazy that, like we
just were like, you're fuck you.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
We didn't give a show.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
So hey, you wanted to go do the thing that
anybody else is doing?

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Fuck who you can't? Sorry, I think actually it could
have been a thing.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I can't throw a bowling ball like normal people. Like, well,
I guess you're out of luck, dude. Sorry, we're gonna
isolate you. Then then now that you do this ramp.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
If there was one kid out there with that thing
in the nineties, he would have been bullied so bad,
even if they were disabled. We were bad people in
the nineties. What can I say?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Like the Special Olympics, they were like, oh, you lost
your leg in war. Fuck you dude, guess you're never
gonna run an Olympics again.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Now you can't. The inclusion is good.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
I really hope the enhanced Games end up happening. I
want to see what the human body is really capable of.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeahbert, it's the Olympics, but they let you do steroids. Yeah,
they just got like trying to put together.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
The other day. I got like a one billion dollar evaluation.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Sounds right, I didn't do it's what I read.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I don't know. All I know is I want to
see a bunch of roided up freaks and then second
place getting mad in the javelin and throw it into
the crowd.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Right, Just don't host it in America. Do not host
it America.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
I mean it will be who else is gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
What's the best place in the world does to anything?

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Maybe Germany? Because you know, every time an athlete gets
hurt over here, they're like, I'm going to get some
German treatment. They allow everything over there.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, they really do everything over there.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Historically.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah, they're big on it, good or bad. They're big
on human experiments over there in Germany.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Fucked up shit, fucked up shit.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Hey, they've got a fifty seventy year head start on
everybody else, so yeah, just let them have it.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Luckily, we live in a country that doesn't do anything
fucked up. No, never shout out to us.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
We just win for big, hairy American winning machines.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
All right, let's move on to the comeback Kids segment
and tell you what's back in the news according to us.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Let's just hit her right now.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
It's the come back come back of the week, come
back kid of the week, bitch. All right, playoffs are
back playoffs. Because the NBA Playoffs are starting this weekend.
That's all we need to care about.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Who gives a ship about the No, it's NHL.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Player, NBA Bruins.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
They they scraped and clawed and they the Rockets are
lost two games in a row but ended up clunching.
How did the Red Wings?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
We're talking NBA playoffs, the NBA playoff pustion of the
s you're already cursed.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
You know I'm not taking I'm not taking curses.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
You gotta you gotta, you gotta get through the bumps
and bruises sometimes and you'll get there. But I will
say this though, at least you don't have an all
time franchise player. It's still playing in the league and
could contribute to your team that you traded away after
making him the captain.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
At least Yeah, to a team that then didn't make
the playoffs the next year.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah. That that still gets sad every time. Every time
I'm watching the Bruins, I'm like, why is he not
out there? That's okay, we don't have to talk hockey.
Nobody here cares about hockey. But yeah, who cares? I
don't care about We're talking to be a playoffs. Who
you think who you think is gonna win? It's probably
the Thunder right there, Probably any Thunder Celtics.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Well, I think the Rockets will be in every game
until the fourth quarter and then they'll play like absolute
dog shit. I know that about the NBA this year.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Oh yeah, Rockets are going to be first round out.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
We've done this the time they're they're absolutely, the Lakers.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah, but they're the Rockets in there, they do have
any of their players, Like, that doesn't matter. If you're
the Rockets, you just quit playing the game in the
fourth quarter.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
No, they're gonna win in the first round and then
they'll get absolutely decimated by the Thunder in the second.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
So if I told you.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Celtics, Thunder, Spurs or the field, you're you're taking Thunder
Celtics Spurs, right.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Oh, the three best teams or the field.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, I'm just saying that there's no chance. Like no,
but it's like you want to see like the parody
the three hundred odds, right, but do you want do
you want parody in the NBA?

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Well, these are the three teams that are gonna win.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Dude, it's not gonna be the Spurs. Wemby's a bust.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Well, obviously you have to throw it in the seasons
because he's a fucking French.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Fuck and it gets going, he's a bust.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Like going gets tough, he's gonna raise that white flag
and fucking give it up.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
He barely plays enough games to even be like he
just sits out a quarter of the year and he's
young he's what, nineteen years old, can't play all the games.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I like that they were like that there was a
big gripe now that it's come down to, like a
bunch of guys were ineligible at one point because they
were like, I think Roberts, you had to play sixty
five games to be eligible for like postseason three quarters,
like the regular season awards like MVP and stuff.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
And then like they were like.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Well, Victorama's only played sixty two games, like just just bullshit.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
But if you're time to play, I was.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Like, if you don't, if you you mean if you
miss more than seventeen games, like that's a lot of games.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
That's a fuck load of games.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Come on, he only rested a quarter of the year.
It's not more injuries. You're nineteen. You don't have injuries.
You're just resting because you don't feel like you're getting
paid thirty million dollars a year and you're just like you, coach,
I don't want to do it today.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I feel like it was shipped on so much last
the last week of last two weeks. I love that
there's a sixty five game limit, where was like, oh, yeah,
I hope somebody gets fucked just by having to play that.
Like their team's clinched, it means nothing, but they have
to play that sixty fifth game and so they're playing
in a meaningless game like that.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
That would be great, it's the NBA. They'll still do
it the worst possible way.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Where they'll have to start him and then yeah, you want, two.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Minutes into the game, you'll call a time mount and
pull him for the rest of the game.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, it's but they were up and to the court.
That gets a toll on the body. It's like, you
don't even play a full hour, dude, shut up. The
regular season's unwatchable. You get a couple of good matchups
here and there, but for the most part. Christmas Day
is lit usually, but we don't even care because the
NFL plays on Christmas.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
You lost that probably sitting out now you have.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Like a one no Christmas.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Usually you get like because everybody shows up, they're like,
that's the one day, it's all it's our day.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
But it's not anymore.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Oh, coach, I tripped yesterday. I got to protect my ankles.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Like yeah, and then Kevin Durant shows up if he's
played that team, and then he kind of hangs out
if he hasn't, and then.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, that's about it. That's about it.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
You have those marquee games and then you're gonna have
super fun stuff. But then't we gotta play in system
where you might have the ninth best team get in
instead of the eighth or no, you might have the
tenth best team get in instead of the eighth best team,
and that's always gonna go well against the thunder.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Yes, that's the NBA preview. We're gonna go.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Don't even watch hockey, guys, the NHL playoffs, thunder Wind.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
You can get who you take in and we all
have different predictions, and then one of us will be
right if we say that.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I'll take Celtics, all right, Roberts, Can I say Rockets?

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah you can. You can definitely say that.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Now we are guaranteed who ever wins is gonna be
one of the three teams we just picked. Why you're
telling him to pick the Spurs, they're not gonna win.
You can say, well, but then Spurs and he's wrong, Like, ha,
why would this idiot say Spurs.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
This guy believed in Wimby, No.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
He believes in the Rockets. He's a hometown Homer.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, I wouldn't believe over Rockets over They're not gonna
do anything, you know, the Spurs. Okay, fine, all right,
I don't hate that argument, but they're not like.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
We know, we know. That's like we know.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
That's like me saying, hey, Alex, you know, why don't
you just why don't you just pick that the Eagles
are gonna win.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I'm not going to because they're not the best team.
Best team are gonna win the best team in the division.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
You just asked him to piss.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
He doesn't give a funk about the Rockets.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
But you can't pick a rival city. You just can't
do it fair. He doesn't give a fuck about the Rockets.
Name two players in the Rockets not Kevin Durant, and
one player not Kevin Durant, Shangoon and Reach Cheppard. All right, okay,
I guess you worked for the sports station that the
white guys problematic. I feel see honestly representation. I do

(21:48):
get excited every time Shepherd hits the three. I'm like,
white guy out there.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, look at you out here here in the fucking league.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
He looks so chort Like I said, inclusion matters, It
really does, said that earlier Camp's scattaby.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
That's why why I got so jacked up with Camp,
white guy doing that.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Look at him out there, just give an effort and
trying hard.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Look at this guy and we can do anything.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
It was a real high IQ play he made there.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yep, this guy. You can tell he's a real grinder.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
His dad was probably a coach.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
He's probably first one in, last one out.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Real gritty.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yep, yep, Jim Ratt all right, playoffs are back.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Also back this week is love. Did you guys?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I mean, I know you you guys, aren't his dialed
into the w NBA as Maybe did you see that
last night Ozzie Fudd went first overall of the Wings.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
So that's how that pronounced Fudd. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
So her girlfriend is Pagebackers, who went last year number
one overall to the Dallas Wings, which I think, let's
just take a second to talk about the fucking Dallas Wings.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Suck.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
You got you got the number one overall pick and
you can even get the second pick in the aft
or did they tank? Because page Backers and as he
Fed are dating. They've been dating since they're days at Yukon.
They're the first couple ever to go one overall and
back to back drafts probably in any sport.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Ever, sick asn't good. I wasn't making homophobius there. Well
as that came out of my mouth, that could sound Robert.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Could you clip that real fast part? Be like, wow, Pat,
you pull.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Like a demon face over mine? As I said, big
and much. Just that's pretty cool. Now with her last
name being Fued, I feel like they have to go
as Elmer Fudd and bugs Bunny for Halloween. Right, they
probably already have how do you not right? Hunting weapons?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
But yeah, that was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
The you just get drafted first overall and are also
playing with your girlfriend who was the number one pick.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
How long until they just have a very public breakup?
Now I don't know playing on the same team.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
But then I pretty Grinder got ship to the Sun.
So now she's give me a comment next year, which
is great. We got pretty Grinder, the grind dog.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
I mean, she's better than Angel Reese.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Dude, she's a fugitive. We're just putting international criminals all
the time.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
His badass.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
I thought the NBA had morals w n b A.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
What was the guy that we traded the merchant of Death,
Merchant of Death, like, yeah, she you know we're calling
her the Merger of the Death when she gets.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
To m O D. Let's go b G the m
O D.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Well. Okay, the the Jack Reacher movie with Tom Cruise.
You didn't see him all, Robert, did you ever see
that one?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I did not know?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Okay, So the main bad guy, his name it just
means prisoner and like Siberian or some shit like that.
We gotta look it up. That'll be her nickname. We
just give her the Russian nickname for prisoner. No odd, well,
you have multiple nicknames. Maybe she won't like mod. Remember
Kevin Durant didn't like slim Reaper, which still doesn't make
any sense because it's the greatest nickname of all time.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Is pretty sick. Well, I also like to d Rancher
that too.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
We just need to get another really tall player now
for the Sun so we can have the Twin Towers.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Do you think there's any way we can find a
tall basketball player.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
You make it sound like it's easy.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
It's the w N Well and then the Connecticut's done.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Also a bunch of UCLA players and they just went
the Natty last year. So yeah, like all I know
is if you draft people that just went a Natty,
you're probably gonna win a bunch.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
How many draft picks that they have.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
I think they have more than the NBA.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Is it not just two rounds they had like they
picked a girl a TCU I think, and then they
had two UCLA players, all.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Right, I don't know. I saw it was on TV.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Changed I was locked in obviously, you know me.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
I changed the channel real quick.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
But yeah, shout out, shout out to love. Love is back,
Love is Back, and then Love on the Spectrum. Also,
I've been watching that. That's a fantastic show if you
haven't watched it.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
I saw that The Power Couple broken.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I'm I was devastated. Madison's in the New, The New,
She's a new Power Couple. A right, we don't talk
bad about Madison. Don't call her Maddie. She doesn't like that.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I would never.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I like, don't call her. That's about everywhere.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Just watch her clips the other day. It was great.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
She's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
So if she was in New York and somebody cut
her off, she'd call him a fucking asshole.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
I was like, yes, I don't think that was Madison.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Oh, is that not who we're talking about?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Thing you're talking about Madison.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
I don't know their names.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I don't watch I just catch catch clips because when
she gets excited, she does this thing on her face
where she if you're watching the video, this is gonna
be beneficial.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
If not, it's not. But she just goes.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
She's getting really excited, and it looks like she's like angry,
but like she's just like smiling.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
It's like a really hard smile.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
And it's like, oh, like her boyfriend's doing something to
it for like doing like he's getting her dinner and
she's like, oh, it's the it's the McDonald's cheeseburger with
just cheese that I've always wanted. And it's like she's
doing the smiley. They're like, fuck yeah, dude, she's having
the best time. And they just crushed these dates you
like it's like watching a game. We're like, fuck yeah, bro,
hell yeah dude. So he took her to a tea party.

(27:10):
She fucking wanted tea party. You delivered a perfect English
tea party.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Good job.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
So you just watched like the nicest people on the
planet date And then I watched a bunch of cousins
fucking each other in Game of Thrones, the opposite ends
of the spectrum of view.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Pretty ends of the spectrum, for sure. There's not that
all ends in brand being the guy old.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
I already finished that The Dragons.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
This is the prequel, right, I'm yeah, like the all
of this ends in Brand.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Yeah, I know, but I'm just enjoying Vagar fucking ripping
open other dragons right now, dude. Spoiler alert.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Season came out like four years ago.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Totally. Man all right.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Also back as Justin Bieber The Beebes. The Beebes was
back this weekend. He did a Coachella headlining set and like,
for half of it just played YouTube videos and sang
over them, I.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Feel like you got a lot of shit. And then
I watched it and I was like, kind of tight.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
It was sick as fuck.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I kind of thought I was tight.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
People act like he didn't do a whole thirteen So
he did. Yeah, he did a whole set.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
And then he was like and then we're gonna get
a little weird with it, But it wasn't weird because
it was him, like looking back on his life and
there's very few people that you watch be a fucking
little kid and then do this like justin Timberlake has
the Disney stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Britney Spears has the Disney stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, how she's doing better, I'd say, I don't know.
How are both of them doing not great? I think
Beabs is actually killing it. He might be in the
best position around of all of them.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Kind of went through some stuff recently, I think, but
I think he's on I didn't it maybe on the
other end of it.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
All I know is he got married, and I feel
like he's just kind of quietly living his life now
and just being chill. So like Alec Baldwin's daughter, Yeah,
one of the Baldwin's daughters is Haley's.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yeah, Hailey Bieber now Hailey Bieber. But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, I was anti Jesse Bier when you grow when
I was growing up, because you just like fucked o
little pop motherfucker, and then like he's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Then he started being all edgy.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
He just seems chill.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
I would probably like having beers with that guy.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
He wouldn't have beers with me, but like if he
wanted a beer with me, you know, you want to
get a beerick yeatude, you.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Know what, beabs. I'll even get some mulsa to tb.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
We can talk about the gold medal game, talk some hockey. Yeah,
you know, talk about the leafs.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Haha.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
You may have more money and a better life. You're
better looking people like you. My country won, So who's
there now?

Speaker 3 (29:30):
What now?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Who's the real winner when it comes to that six tattoos?
Because that specific thing. But yea, Jessin Bieber was back
and he was like singing, like he was like seeing
a different part of like songs with like the YouTube
video of him seeing something, and I thought that was cool.
I wasn't like I didn't really like all of his
younger shit, but like having that many YouTube videos if
you growing up is crazy.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Also just a boss move to be like, all right,
well this whole festival is a piece of shit. Anyway,
It's fuck it. I'm gonna do half a set and
then we're just gonna watch YouTube videos together and I'm
gonna sing along.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
And people wanting to see him was like he's like,
I'm I'm the headliner. This isn't like I'm I'm the noon.
I am the headliner.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah, that's like, hey, let me bring down the end
of this concert. Uh, she's gonna watch YouTube together for
a little while.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
But he was singing with it like it wasn't like
he wasn't performing and ship like it was.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I know, it's performative art, I guess.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
And I thought it was weird that the Internet was
like hating on it initially and then that people's story
came around on it and now it's like split. But yeah,
we're team Beabs here.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
I never thought I would be team Beaber. Yeah, but
I you know what I can think. I can say
now I'm a believer.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
You're a believer. It just took it took you a while.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
It took me twenty years. Particular little bit.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
All right.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Next up, we got Sydney Sweeney as as another comeback kid, Tits.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah. Yeah, she's had a week.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
She's that Euphoria ship came out the like previous I
didn't haven't.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Watched you for you neither for fourteen times. You watch
the trailer.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, so the trailer as her I guess her character
is like on OnlyFans in the next season. Yeah, I
think I'm actually gonna watch the show now she's dressed
as a baby and then a dog.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
The baby one was weird.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Baby one was weird.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
But we also like it's like kink shaming, and it's like,
I don't know, you're not into I think that's dressing.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Up like that and that's weird.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yes, we can get into all of that, but like,
I'm not here to argue that I thought that was weird.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Shit. I just think it's funny that people were then.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Like how what you're doing is degrading to women, like
the choices that you were making in She's like, bitch,
I fucking.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Got hired to play a role and I played a role, Like,
what do you want me to do? You?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Like?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Was it Robin Williams?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
It was in Schindler's list. Who is the guy in
Schenner's list? The main guy?

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Liam Neeson?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I don't know whoever the I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I never saw it seemed to really to watch her
in school, it was super depressing.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, if anyone given her shit
about that doesn't make any sense. It's a fucking role.
It's a role. Did anyone give christ off all ship
for playing a fucking Nazi?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
No, that's that's the exact same thing.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
That's the exact exactly what I'm in and Liam Neeson
Ben Kingsley.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Dude, it's a role about a bunch of people that
are utterly fucking depraved and moralless. Right, that's the whole
point of the show is there's a bunch of druggy
kids that are super rich and have no consequences for
anything in their lives.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, and they're not supposed to be. It's a fucking role.
It's not her.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
She didn't write it either. She's just like they're like, hey,
this is your scene. Do this thing. She could also
say no, she didn't want to, but like, that's what
I don't understand that I would have never taken realized, like,
that's cool. You weren't going to get offered it anyways.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Are you sure? Did you just see the paycheck? Hey,
Debbie sure if they showed you that paycheck, you'd take
whatever role they wanted you.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
To do, DeBie. They're Debbie and Montana. No, sorry they weren't.
They weren't looking for you for that role.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I apologize, Like, I don't know she got hired for
the role.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
She did the role. That's how roles work like that.
I don't know if if she didn't want to do it.
I feel like she could have not done it.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I don't think, like why don't we focus more on
Sydney Sweeney? And I like it just makes me think
back to when they're like, remember, like she's not hot, guys,
Remember she's a bigot, she's not hot. I know she
wears blue jeans.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
I know a guy that's like, I don't find Sidney
Sweeney attractive.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
That's fine. You don't have to.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
You're out of your fucking mind.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
You don't have to. But to be like she's actually fucking.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Ugly's generational cans.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
How do people not talk about the Sydney Sweeney is
not even hot?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
And it's like because she she objectively is pretty hot,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
So the dude the other day in my group chat, uh.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
It's like, are you running the propaganda saying that a
hot person's not hot?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Like?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
What is that the new thing we're doing? So like
that was a weird phase.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
It's a new thing we've started doing. When guys are
just posting the same political shit over and over and
over and just going into their downward spirals of everything
sucks and life is horrible. Me and my other buddy
have just started sending a naked picture of Sidney Sweeney
into the group chat. Just tits. That'll help reset any
guy's brain, you see, just a great pair of giant boobs.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Yeah, ladies, remember that.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
It has made it harder for one of our friends though,
because he's a junior high teacher, so he has to
be worried about opening his phone during school hours now.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
But on the other side, tits, tits, tits are sick
tens ted, So you guys can use that if you
have friends that are just getting overly political in your
group chats.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Just send some boobs.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Tits.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
It'll distract them.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
All right, let's move on to our mock draft.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Oh wait, fucking Twitter just decided we're not doing polls anymore,
that they work or anything like that. Like, we have
no idea how the voting is being tabulated, and we
are too lazy to find another polling software, so we
can't do mock drafts anymore. Thanks lott Elin. Yeah, that's
early early not cool is Twitter polls? I don't know, honest,
See what the fuck happened? We have no idea who

(34:51):
won any of them this year? Well, I know that
we all voted on our own I know that we
had multiple other people that we got to vote for us,
and then and somehow there were four votes that were counted.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Mine only ever showed two.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah, on my showed four.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
On Robbers it showed four, and it showed that Robert
and I both had fifty percent of the vote. We
had weird load numbers two other weeks, and we were
kind of suspicious.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
But thought you guys just hated this.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yeah, I was like, maybe we just weren't anymore.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
And everybody did listen, and I was like, the views
and the listens that have gone down, Like, I don't know,
maybe people just aren't participating in polls.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
How are we going.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
We're not gonna do mock drafts to not find out
who won. The whole point of doing that is he
was better at it. It's competition, right le crave it
so fucking I don't know what we're supposed to do
here now.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
The whole website's broken. Just like every time you were
trying to post a meme and it posts five fucking times.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah sorry.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
If you saw on our memes that were posted eighty
five times, it was we don't suck I've seen the
schedule it. It was like, sorry, there was an error,
please retry, And apparently it was actually scheduling.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
It's seventeen times.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
So mock draft of guys that need to get their
shit together. There's one fucking I.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
On Elon and Elon, it's all four of our of
our drafts. Okay, the fuck man.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
The only bad thing going on in the world right.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Now, there's nothing worse than this. Seriously, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Serious, I was just about to start calling it X.
Now you're staying.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
There now, Yeah, now you're never gonna be X.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Almost had me never. Yeah, it fucking sucks a lot.
I was very excited about finding out the results last week.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah, I felt good.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
But then when you're checking, like nobody's even voting on it.
Why why aren't they voting?

Speaker 4 (36:29):
I thought my friends were lying to me at first,
because like, I'll send it into the group chat. They
don't always vote for me. My friends are very honest.
If they think my stuff is shit, the don't vote
for you, guys. And multiple people voted, voted, voted. After
every time someone said voted, I would go back to
the poll and there was no other new votes coming in,
and I was like, I think my friends are just
being fucking assholes and lying to me. Three days later,

(36:50):
there's still only two shown votes. I was like, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Don't think it's something's up.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Something's up, so it's super cool.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Sorry, we don't have a mocker after you guys now,
because but just it's not us. It's not our fault.
The stupid fucking online free websites that everyone uses aren't
working perfectly all the time.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Helion's fault, that's what.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Like, No, but like the cool thing about Twitter was
like you could subscribe to it and get the premium shit,
but like you didn't have to, and all you had
to do is see a bunch of ads, like that's fine.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'm found that score past that fucking ads man stupid.
So that was really not cool. And then we'll get
in another not cool.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Hopefully if Twitter is working in by next week, we
can squeeze one more in maybe yeah the draft starts
what next Thursday? Right, yeah, we can sing maybe one
more in, but we'll see. I had this for pre
cap segment.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
They didn't ask not to get political, but they were
talking about the straight tits straight at hor moves, and
you know, I'm a big straight at home moves. Guy,
it's on of my favorite straits. And more Gibraltar guys.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
More yeah, Gibralterra.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I had after a straight jacket, straight jacket, the straight
of her moves and then straight cash on me.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Well okay, yeah, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Maybe it's you know, it's going down the list as
we speak. But they're talking about sweeping for mines in
the water that they just do that with like boats,
just dragging long little things on the ground that the
radar sonar. I would how do you sweep for mines

(38:26):
in a boat? How would you sweep water?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
You know?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
I mean that's catching fish commercially.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, but I was like they probably just have like
a big heavy net and they just.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Running around and but then if you catch it, then
the mind blows up. So it's got to be sonar.
I don't know. Apparently we can track fucking people.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Dumb question.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
There was a dumb question. I knew his dumb question.
I was just trying to talk amongst men. See, like,
let's talk a little war and see if we get
the bottom of this how we sweep mines?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
No.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
See, this just makes me more mad about fucking Twitter
because it just reminded me that we found that guy
I went from his heartbeat from thousands of miles away,
because we can do that now, we're literally living in
the future. We can't take a fucking poll online.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
What guy do we find?

Speaker 6 (39:08):
One thousands the.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
The f thirty five F something pilot that got shot down,
and we recovered one of them right away, and the
other dude was like scaling up this mountain while hiding
from insurgents coming after him and shit, and we send
in like Navy seals and everything. You didn't hear about
this massive operation that happened.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
No, I really try not to pay attention to stuff fair,
and that's very good.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
But yeah, so there is technology now, I guess I'm
breaking this to you where I get they probably I
guess they have to individually test you, so like they'll
do it to important pilots and shit like that. But
they get the exact signature of your heartbeat and they
can track it from thousands of miles away. And that's
how we found this guy in the specific crevice where
he was hiding after the plane got shot down behind
enemy lines. Okay, so like eventually we're probably all gonna

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down the line where all, every child is just gonna
be tested for this at Birst. Nobody's ever gonna be
able to hide again. We're in nineteen.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Eighty five a little bit so eighty four, No.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Nineteen eighty five because it's in the future. Okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Know he's talking him about the bowling for sup song.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah, Christ more powerful government. Guys, it'll go.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Long for a nerv it you too? And Blondie MTV
heard two kids in high school.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
We're gonna go she's uncole but she's still preoccupied with
nineteen nineteen, nineteen eighty fats.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Last time bears were good, they sucked.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
You're supposed to do that. I don't want you to,
but I did it leap that part out Robert bleep.
So I looked it up. There we go, Oh he's
got bleeps now, but yess it doesn't really work after
the fact. He can time it. Now, are you finding
if the bleeps are just slightly after he still said
the word.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Robert just starts randomly bleeping words in the middle of
wall talking, just to take a chance, right there.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Oh right, So I got looked up and they have
a mooring method and a like torpedo method, and then
they just use where they put sonar out and it
basically pings them, so then the frequency would make them
detonate themselves. Then you have one where they have like
a v that drags behind a boat and it like
sweeps up the mines and either detonates them like behind

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the boat or whatever it is. And then they have
torpedoes that I guess you can send to take them out.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
That's they got a video it if you're blowing up
mindes video.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Let's just yeah, like I don't like, fuck this, fuck
the space mission that we just did.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Fuck them.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
They didn't really go to the moon. Don't act like
they did. Okay, fucking fraud ass shit. They did go
far though, did go far?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Respect on that.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Go to the moon, Yeah, go to the moon.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Also, if I find out none of them moon the moon,
i'ma be very angry.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
And then what I've watched a lot of is them
coming back in and just watching the camera on the
thing when they like break through the atmosphere and it's
just like fire fire fire fire, fire, fire, firefire, blue.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
You can see the guy's face at the capsule and
like you could see the window behind him, just looks
like he's in a volcano. It's just like, that's gotta
be terrifying. But like all the angles they had of that.
I watched it fall down to the fucking interstellar music
so many times and you're like, oh, yeah, we're going
back down. I'll just flip through like TikTok and you

(42:24):
see him up there we go, Here we go. We
got another one. Let's see it go. Same fucking video
pretty much, but it's tight. I do love this show
Sleeping Minds, and I'll watch the fuck out of that.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
The technology that we have figured out after sending people
deep into space when they land in the oceans, like
just inflate some fucking balloons that'll keep them up right. Yeah,
all that technology and they're like simplest one balloons. I
love it.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
So it will soften the blow.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
It doesn't solve in the blow. But if they tip
over the balloons, you know they're inflated. It keeps them
upright so they're not upside down because then the transponders
apparently don't work. I read up about it for about
eight seconds the other It was pretty sick.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Is it cool that the government can like find out
ways to calculate how to go around the moon and
come back and land safely with everybody intact, but they
can't find a way to be like this is which
you owe us on taxes.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
You figure it out and if not, jail.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
I failed. So I filled mine out today and it
made me do to take a picture of it part
of it, which is fine.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Don't forget it.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
By the way, don't forget it is an Olympic year. Gang,
We're always on top of this, like it is an
Olympic year, you have to do the taxes this year.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
But it took the picture, it left two of the
boxes blanks, so I had to fill those in and
then I go to the next page and it was
like it was something like thirty five or whatever. It
was thirty five hundred in taxes that were taking out.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
And I go to the next page and somehow it
said three hundred and fifty thousand dollars. I was like, no,
that's significantly more than I make sure I got over
for a second because I think, like then, right, it
wasn't actually shown, but it was like one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars refunded. I was like, I'm not going
to jail over this technology fucking up on me. I
got so paranoid for a second wall of editing that

(44:01):
and fixing it. I was like, that could have that
could have been a big problem for me, Just boiling
down to me being an idiot forgetting to hit a decimal.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Did your taxes have the option this year like I had?
I didn't. I had never had this option until now.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
We're just let me venmo my my taxes just immediately
to Israel.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
No. I didn't get that one. They did give me
like nine different options.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
It was like atta, underscore, I ass And I was like, what, okay, I.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Had like nine different options of for thirty seven dollars,
we can send it to you and you'll get it
up to five days early. I'm like, so, I'm probably
just gonna get it at the same time, but give
you thirty seven extra dollars.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
No, No, I will just wait.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
I'll wait for my money and then one day I'll
pull my account and be like, oh, it's there.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
That's where they get you, and.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
I'm gonna spend all that money on stupid shit. It's
the same thing I do every fucking year.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
And then if you get married, then you just make
her do it.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
No, it just goes to the joint money, and then
it's not fun anymore. That cool I got. I got
money on my account, but now it goes to our
joint account. It does just big money. It's already less
fun money.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
I already know I have to allocate part because like,
I gotta get two new tires, and I need to
do this. I'm like, oh, dude, being an adult sucks.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
You need tires. I can get your tire guy.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
I got a tire guy, tig guy. I mean, it's
a massive nationwide company.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
But I don't give I'll give you the oach man a call.
Oh you need tis. I don't need no hot TI
yeah yea yay. I ain't saying he's a hot I
want saying these tires hot. They drive on the ground,
these anything, but well, they all get hot. They all
get hot like that. Dam I'm just saying they these
like we're just I just came into a wealth of tires.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
I like, war do you like some tires? I can
for the second, I don't get a warranty on the tires.
I'm going to get a nail in the fucking side yeah, probably,
which by the way, I of the two new tires
that I did recently get, I did not get the
warranty on one of them. Still don't know why I
didn't do it. It was like thirty extra dollars.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
You know what that sounds like?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
May being a lazy, dumbass piece of sh not cool,
which we should get into right now.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
This is a not cool segment where we tell you
it's not cool, and it's a way for us to
gripe each week little therapy session.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
If you'd like to participate, we're gonna read some of.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yours every couple of weeks at pass g apod on
Twitter and you can hit a subjects use the hashtag
PTG not cool to grabe about whatever you're.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Not cool is and share it with us.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
This is a not cool segment Not cool man, who.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Would like to start?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
I'll go first because I can just roll right into
the right. You might notice I don't have my laptop today.
It just stopped charging the other day and I'm hoping
it's just the plug. I don't think it is the
cheapest laptop that you bought. It was actually the most
expensive laptop.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
That I've bought, uh that you've bought? Ever, how much
was it? I?

Speaker 4 (47:00):
It was onto a it was an Amazon like the
Hot Deal or whatever the fuck it was. It was
listed as like an eight hundred dollars laptop that I
got for like four fifty. It was not worth four
hundred and fifty dollars probably, so I'm gonna take it in.
And my old Chromebook that stopped charging one day, which
probably just needed a battery, was the whole reason I

(47:21):
got this one. I'm gonna take them both to the
geek squad and be like, can you guys just tell
me are these batteries and how much it is to
just replace the batteries?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Figure it out because I.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Don't know shit about these kind of things.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
And maybe a good idea to get the Neo the
mac Book Neo, those are five hundred Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
No, No, I'm gonna get a Chromebook for like two
hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Again, if we ever had to do like anything video wise,
you would have like a really good camera.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
I have my external camera that I can clip onto
that works well enough. Now all like what like twice
a year we have to do that. Other than that,
I'm just streaming the bruins on this laptop. That's all
I'm doing. I'm streaming sports. That's all I use it for.
I don't even use them for fucking porn anymore. It's
pain in the ass to grab the whole laptop. Yeah,

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I agree with that, so like and also, now that's
gonna be another two hundred dollars away for my fucking
refund when I have to get another new laptop for
this bullshit sucks?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Did you buy a two hundred dollar laptop though it's
probably not good, it's like not gonna last as.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Long chrumbooks lasts a while. That's fine. Yeah, I'm not
spending fucking five six hundred dollars on a laptop. I'm
just not doing.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Not saying you have to.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
You're trying to press me into it, and I feel
pressing you. I feel zero pressure.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
I'm just saying the observation of the cheap laptop that
you bought broke. Eh it's been missing a screw out
of the back.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Of it for a while.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Again, cheap laptop.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
It wasn't a cheap laptop. It was an eight hundred
dollars laptop that was on sale for four fifty. How
was I supposed to know that Amazon was just giving
me some weird Chinese knockoff that wasn't exactly what I bought.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
You bought like an a, sir, No, it's not an acer.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
It does not have a fucking label on it anywhere
on the laptop. I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
I always say the best brands are the ones that
don't market themself.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I didn't realize that when I bought it. I just
bought it on Amazon. Dude, what brand was it?

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Laptop?

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Dude? When it came up, dude, I swear on the
specs when I bought it to it set it a
charge that micros a laptop. It said it had the
charging port on both sides. When I get there, I
try and plug it at the right side. It's not charging.
I look, it was a fucking headphone jack. I was like,
they just lied to me. But they know I'm a
piece of shit and I'm never gonna return anything, So
what the fuck? You know, what, what are you gonna do?
Maybe I'll go on Facebook Marketplace trying and buy somebody's

(49:39):
old MacBook. It's probably has like fucking peanut butter and
syrup stains on them from their little shithead child a
better camera, probably a better camerah camera. It was impressive
how bad the camera was on that thing.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yeah, it was like it got worse. It's like, oh,
is there any light?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Because I'm only gonna focus on that and then it's
gonna look like somehow he got out of water with this.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
And that's why I bought the clip on fucking camera
for it. What you can do well? That sucked. And
then also, uh, I I don't want to report things
that are wrong with my apartment because I feel like
it's happening too often now.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
And I don't mean if it's not cool, it's not cool, dude.
This is a segment.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
I could barely shower today because the cold knob just
won't work, Like it just starts unscrewing from the thing.
It's not turning, you know what I mean. So like
I had to just dribble the piping hot water and
just like splash myself to take a shower today.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
That sucks.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
It sucked really fucking bad because I was trying to adjust,
like I'm standing outside of it for like five minutes,
and I keep turning because mine you turn the hot
all the way and you barely touch the cold to
get it to a good temperature, and I kept like
slightly adjusting slightly. After like five minutes, I was like, oh,
I just don't think it's working.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Oh, mine's the other way where if you have like
the hot, if you turn the hot on, g just dismit.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
It's gonna burn right through. It's the worst.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Yeah, So like I couldn't. I couldn't even stand on it.
I literally had it like barely coming out of the faucet,
getting handfuls of boiling water burning my hands to then
splash it on my body and soapy it.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
It got like all.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Gloves on, so it doesn't get this first three barns
just like.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
That would have been helpful. I should have grabbed the gloves.
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
You have the whole thing. Gloves.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
I do have glove I stole them from work so
that I don't have to wash my hands while cooking.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Perfect.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
It's awesome. But so yeah, and then also my toilet
was like the water was coming up kind of brown
today and then it went away. So I'm just gonna
ignore that part.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah, that's that's it fixed itself. Yeah, it fixed itself.
And that's how most problems work out. They just fixed themselves.
But now I gotta call them again, be like, hey,
you know how you just read it my whole bathroom.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Can you come check it out again?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Something happened.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
It's probably I could probably google this online to figure
out how to fix the knob. I just don't want to.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
But again, are you do is?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Remember I used to feel that way too, where you're like, hey,
I know I was just in here about this, but like,
you pay them rent. Oh, I know you pay them rent.
You have the right to be like, this needs to work.
I get guess what I STI don't have a dryer.
Still don't have a dryer that works, super cool. I
had to wait till fucking Sunday for a guy to
come move it because when they were like, we can't
unplug the washer, I was like, well, then I'm not

(52:17):
unplugging the washer. I don't want to warn anything if
anything breaks. And guess what, he scratched up the floor
moving it, So I guess he's not paying for that
when I move at me.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Yeah no, And I'm cool. Like my apartment people like.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Pay rent, So it's like you're you're entitled to them
fixing the stuff that they.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Yeah, No, I like them. They like me. This is
literally not a problem at all.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
But if you're like, there's a speck of paint right here,
what's that like?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
That would be annoying. But you have had legitimate reasons
to go to them.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Hey, and I let them know about other leaks outside
of my apartment that they were then able to fix
before they came from They were bro you're bro to.
It's just that millennial thing to me where I'm like,
I just I don't want to be a burden.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Absolutely sucks.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
So I got that going on for me.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
I feel that I mind the same as as last
weeks the Astros. Speaking of the straight I saw someone
say that the last time the Astros won, the strait
was still open.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Probably I don't think that's true, but it feels like, yeah,
it does feel like that. Well, they've opened it and
they've closed it a couple of times. They feel like
so they probably could have been true in this. In
this ten game road trip, eleven days, they sent five
players to the injured list.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
We lost three starting pitchers in a matter of like
what four days.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
I think it was like three days. Not a good ratio,
but I.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Saw hey, We finally had Mike Burrows go six innings
for the first time in ten games. Gave up like
eight runs doing it, but he fucking got there.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
I saw Spitzer Gatty was on taxi squad.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Uhh, yeah, he's definitely gonna have to come up and pitch.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
That's we like him.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Our new reliever. The guy from Korea. Uh no, no, no, no, no,
not the Korean guy. The white guy that was in
Korea last was like Hewitt or something, Ryan Weiss, Ryan Weiss.
I see had there was a w It was a
w h Hewett that I was doing there. Uh. He
was a start of last year. So they're like, oh, yeah,
he might have to go into the starting rotation. That's

(54:08):
scary because he's been awful this year. He's been awful
as a reliever. Like, hey, now we need you to
pitch more innings. Did you say w h Hewitt Hewitt?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yeah, Hewitt.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Yeah, that's not how you spell it. It's a very
common No. Don't even worry about looking it up, dude, No, yeah, no.
And then and then immediately after the pictures go down,
Pania goes down like what the fuck is happening right now? Better?
Do you have all the better to have all the

(54:38):
injuries early in the year. See, I want to believe
that better early than late. But you know what, if
they happened early, they're just gonna linger all year.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Does it that make you rethink the stuff you said
before the season?

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Your curses aren't real. Dude, you're just a little bitch
that was mad.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I wasn't asking about the curses. I was just asking
you a question. I will never rethink shitting on Aaron Jokes.
He's a punk bitch. I'm a journalist. It's both sass.
These things how goes my not cool is? The first
one is that they're banning tailgating at the World Cup.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Fuck's that? Like football is to get it?

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Can we not override this? This is amazing, like geat,
Let's get Trump to do it.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Aren There a lot of issues with the World Cup
like this year, like Buddy it's FEFA.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
There's always issues with price gouching, and like the parties
that city are supposed to have, like most of them
have been canceled. So they're trying to not have you
tailgate because they want you to go to all of
these events. They're like, go to one of the watch
groups or one of these things thought.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
It was just weird soccer rules, so they don't want
people getting drunk before the game.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
But they're basically like in England you can't buy beers
in the you can't have beers, you can't have beers
in the stands.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
They have them.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
So they're like go up at halftime and just house
a bunch of beers and then go down and then
go to the pubs before and after, which whole thing
because they would just fucking kill each other.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
That was that was.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Why, which is when they're like these Americans are too rowdy,
it's like, we don't kill each other at the games.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
We kill each other in the parking lot after.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
We're not how we're not the sport that has don't
be a fucking racist surrounding every goddamn well, we actually
we do it now because they bullied us into doing it.
But it's not really.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
How we fixed it.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
We fixed it like racism was still thinking to the
USA was like NFL en zon, so we had to
put end racism, and then we did it and now
racism gone. So honestly, shout out to the NFL and
America soccer rules.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
They had to take NRG off the stadium. It's just
is Houston Stadium?

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Did they put the word Houston on it?

Speaker 4 (56:34):
And I don't know. I think they're just taking off
the NRG. They have to do it in every stadium.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
You can't have all sponsorship in the stadium.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Like all sponsorships and logos inside have to be wiped
clean rules, you can't have any of your.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
I think the only one that's got an exception is
the Mercedes. Like it's on the it's on the roof,
and like they couldn't take it off without like damaging it.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
So I think that that one has an exception about
they c g I ha it off in the casts
and stuff.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Though probably fucking FIFA. I hope, I hope a bunch
of Americans just show up and fucking tail gate anyway.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
And then kick you out if you do. But it's like, dude,
can't kick out.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Why would I not want to fucking drink by my
car in a parking lot and then go to watch
a game? Like why would I not want to do that?
Also trying to get sales up and which it's the
fucking World Cup're already gonna do that.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Yeah, But all all the tickets are like fifteen hundred
dollars anyway, So like, I don't think that's really the tail,
getting crowd the World World Cup into f one Monaco,
like only fucking billionaires can go. It's just stupid.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
But on a positive note, west Ham, Uh, this is
America's west Podcast. We're above the relegation zone for the
first time fucking here, So shout out to west Ham.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
If not where I would Yeah, we got six matches left.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
What about Tottenham?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
They went down? We wouldn't it down? The fucking losers that, Robert,
that's the dream. We hate Todd. We fucking hate Todd.
If we stay up in Tottenham goes down.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Tottenham is like one of of the There's Arsenal, there's
Manchester City, there's Manchester United, there's Liverpool, There's Chelsea, and
there's Tottenham. And those are the big clubs that have
all the money, all the money they pump into it.
I think two of them are owned by Saudi's, but
the rest of them, I just have a fuck load
of money.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
And they're always supposed to be good and tott and
I'm going down.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Like their stadium is where the NFL plays some of
their overseas games. So it's just a massive fucking stadium
that like a team that has like people that they
were the I can't I can't remember what the team
was last year that got pulled up and then they
got relegated immediately. But they like you had to walk
through somebody's backyard to get into one of the bleachers

(58:42):
in their stadium, and it's like they're gonna go to
Tottenham and be like this is the taj mall.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
So hopefully again well out of the woods yet first
time west Stand has been above the relegation zone this year, so.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
We got maybe we got some hope, we got some.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Hope late season push. It's not how you started, Tew,
you finished.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
And like if we now don't get really it. We
basically won a championship. I will I will hang the
band and says west Ham did not get really gated
twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
It's just fun hitting to Tottenham too, because like if
you look at the other clubs, it's like Arsenal, that's cool,
cool name. All of them have pretty cool Fuck Tottenham,
yeah no, but Arsenal is a cool name. Tottenham just
sounds like a bunch of douchebags. What is that? That's
the name of your city.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Tottenham the fuck out of here, the Spurs, Yeah, fuck
you that and Chelsea, Yeah it's a girl's name. Girl's name,
the girl fuck off. You don't respect women over there.
So yeah, the World Cup banding tale getting that's not cool.
My other not cool happened to me yesterday. It was
so I go home after I get off work, I'll

(59:46):
work out and clean up some stuff. Then I go
get my girls and then come back home. And when
I like, when Weezy's there, just like Weezy hop in
the car, let's go.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
And so I go pick my kids up with Wheezy
my dog. If you don't know, obviously should fucking know. Easy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
But went got the girls, came back. I have like
a little what would you like the like awning that
I parked on her. It's basically my garage and my
front door is right there, and I parked into that
and there's a little like walkway area that people can
get into, like the parking lot of by my house.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
And I let Weezy. I had just gotten out out
of the car.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I was gonna go get l out of her car seat,
and I just like let Weezy out. And immediately like
there was a guy that turned the corner with his dog,
and Weezy saw the dog and went and growled at it.
Didn't bite, didn't do anything to there, like she she
always does that when she's playing with other dogs, like
she's just loud, didn't nip, didn't do anything, and this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Just goes, God damn it, God damn.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Like like I turned the corner because like I think
Wheezy was startled by it, and like Weezy went behind
the dog and then was just sniffing the dog. He's
got his fist, he's got his arm up in a fist,
and I was like whoaa, was like I'm so sorry, man,
I'm so sorry. There's a God damn it. And I
was just like I just grabbed his wrist. I was like,
we're not going to do that. I said, we're not
going to do that. I'm sorry. I'll take her inside.

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I just kind of like set it down there and
he was just screaming and then nothing ever, like nothing
came of it at that point, Like I just I
went my way. Then I went and got my kids,
and Heat already started walking up. I was like, why
did you scream like that old man?

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Like what are you doing? And then to act like
he was going to punch a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
I was, but it was funny because I was with
my kids, so I felt like I was in dad
when I was like, we're not going to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
No, no, no, no no no. I was like, dude,
what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
I was like, no, put that. Don't you did punch
right dog?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
If my dog had been attacking his dog, I understand
we's a small dog, but like I get it, if
somebody's dog's attacking you, you gotta get that dog off
your dog.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
If if like it's a you got to think quick.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
I understand that if Weezy was just mauling his dog, Okay,
Weezey wasn't doing shit.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
He's just not a big dog.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
She's a very small dog and that dog was bigger
than Weezy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Just on a practicality standpoint, why would you go for
the punch the dog down there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Which did not punch is what you go He did
not punch. No punch is worth thrown. But just to
have the fist up, you gotta.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Go way down.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I was just like no, no, no, no, no, yeah, and
he's old.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
He was an old guy, so I don't know what
was going on with him that day.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
It was just what the what the fuck? Maybey startled
him and he pooped in his depends.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
He could have his dad. His dog was just wagging
its tail.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
He seems like he didn't see your problems.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Right, like, yeah, who is that?

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
We've ever seen a dog walk up to me and go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Damn, God, damn, that's what God damn man. It was
just very loud at the time. He sees a dog,
very loud. And then the fist throw up was just like,
what are we doing here?

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
What do we do?

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Look at weezy, She's just an ottle girl. You just
want to scratch your heads.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
I don't know what. I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Like if he swings at her, I just would have
probably pushed him, just pushed him to the ground and
be like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Now what yeah, because punching an old man.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
I'm not gonna punch it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
But I didn't know if like me grabbing, like I
didn't really think about it until I was like I
already grabbed it and I just kind of put it
down by his waist.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Sure, sir, Sir, we're not going to do that. We
keep our hands to ourselves.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Use your inside voice.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I know we're outside, but I've been doing that the
whole car ride. So I was just in dad mode
at that point. No no, no, no no, uh ah, don't
put that in the bath. We don't put that in
the bath. But yeah, don't try and actually watch my dog.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
So yeah, there we go.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
It's good, not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Yeah, I've been so tired with my neighbors.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Like I was, uh when when the ship was falling
off the trees not that long, I was like blowing
the little path by me and I blew out my
neighbors doors and was like I got them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Whatever, and they're like, hey, thank you for thanks for
taking care of that. I got him, not that guy.
Fucked that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Blow all the leaves onto his doorstep.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
I find out where he lives.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
His dog would probably love to play in it. His
dog would love it, would love God damn. It was
the weirdest old man is just what like it was
within ten like not even ten seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
It was within.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Maybe like a millisecond of her. Just like then he
just lost his mind. Settle damn man. Let's move on
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Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Don't do just answer the question.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Answer the question you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Answer, don't touch the subject question kept any questions?

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Our first question this week is from Jordan Carter, and
Jordans says, what is the least pressed button on a microwave?

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
So my first thought when I thought about this is
probably like the reheat button?

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Because Okay, I was gonna say, are we talking numbers
or not? Because I took a picture of my microwave, keepad,
I probably should have told you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
To do that too.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
I just googled microwave so I can see.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Them, right, so I had. I was like, I was
looking at ones I've never touched.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
I have one that says baked potato, never touched that
I've never touched, reheat, cook or defrost because I hit
start instead of cook.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
So I I feel like it's not those have to
be the top of the list.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
What number do you think get gets like on the
microne What number on a microwave gets to push the least.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
No, Because I feel like there are people that don't
want to do a minute twenty, they'll do a minute nineteen.
I wouldn't say eight it's gotta be eight.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
I was gonna say seven, because I can see you
doing stuff in increments of two, and I can see
you doing stuff and maybe increments of three. Seven's just
random as fuck, Like, who's heating up anything for seven?

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
I think that would be a good number.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
One.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
I think the overall least touch one though, it's the
power level button. Nobody's ever adjusted the power level on
their microwave. Nobody there's like, I don't even know what
that is. Yeah, so I guess years ago there used
to be ones where it was like, set your microwaved
a medium in microwave it for five minutes for the
like for you know, the what do you call it?
Like hungry man meals shit like that The Bachelor of

(01:07:40):
meals that kind of stuff. I don't think anyone's ever
actually pressed that button, though, at least in twenty years.
What what psychopath in the right mind is like, I
need to microwave this. I don't want it on high though,
you're fucking microwaving microwave.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Dude, nuke it. You're callient. You call it nuking.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
It's literally being nuke and power or the power levels
definitely the least press.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Butt, but like one, Like I feel like we had
to pick between numbers though, So it's like numbers wise
one one hundred percent of the time.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
I've like one. I've done that so many times.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Zero, two, three, four makes sense, Five makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Six not a ton of sense.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
But I was like, if you're doing increments of two,
I could see that seven, where are you ever going
to do seven?

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Like, what are you heating up for seven minutes?

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Eight?

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Increments of two? Nine increments of three? I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Seven just seems like like seven, eight, nine have to
be the least used numbers.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Seven's got to be the top.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
I think you're right, Honestly, most time I just press
the AD thirty second button like three times. Yeah, if
I need ninety seconds, I'm just gonna hit that button
over and.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Over for the AD a minute, and then you just
kind of keep trying to fan. I would rather have
an add thirty seconds. You can hit add thirty seconds
twice if you need it done, But you can't hit
thirty cents.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
You can't take thirty for a minute. It doesn't make sense.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
So it's seven in power level, those are definitely the buttons.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Yeah, seven bucky number seven. Good question, Jordan.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
I've always I've always wanted to use the pizza button.
I'm like, I don't trust it. I don't know how
long that's gonna be. If I don't know the time
that's going on it, I'm not pressing it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Yeah, And a lot of times it just puts it
in for a long extended period of time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
You're like, oh, I need to see a number.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Pizza slice should be fifteen twenty seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
And also, I think popcorn is different on every microwave.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Sometimes it just burns the fuck out of it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Yeah, that's the only of those like preset ones that
anyone ever uses is pop popcorn. What does a baked
potato in the dude just fucking turn on your oven?

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Well, it takes a way less time.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
But you're not microwaving a baked potato. If maybe you like,
let's got a baked potato, unless you're a surgeon in
fucking South Park.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
True, true, all right, Matt Molletta writes in and Matt says,
does food go bad for spiders? Sometimes stuff stays in
those webs for a while. Could eating an old flat
it's been in the web too long kill a spider
or make it sick.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
This food go bad for spiders do their nature's perfect
killing machine. They know what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Yeah, they're spiders.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Also, in the amount of time he would take the
food to go bad, how long does spiders fucking live?
They're probably dead by then.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
No spiders that forever, dude, do they Yeah, frank Yocha,
it's fair point has been around for years, you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Food does not go bad for spiders.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Like I feel like it's like when vultures are able
to just eat meat that's been on the.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Road forever and they don't die. They're not humans.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Spiders bodies are obviously made to be like you just
eat this fucking fly. It'spin caught in your web two
weeks ago. Going back to when you get to it, buddy, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
What the thor axe is for. It helps digest.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Sure sounds right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
I'm pretty sure thorax is part of a spider. Yeah,
it's just a midsection.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
So with the thor ax, it's all in the it's
something in the biomes, and the thorax allows it to
die just to process digestive process.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
I don't want to get you nerdy on you guys, but.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Yeah, as well learned guys and experts on science and
dietary restrictions of spiders.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
I would say that they're fine.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Yeah, they're chill.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
So food does not go bad for spiders.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
If you tried to eat like a two ye gold fly,
oh your toast, Yeah you're done your toast.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
They've got poison in their bodies, dude, they can handle it. Yeah,
little old food.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Yeah, if you have, If you're poisonous, you can eat anything.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Yeah. I'm gonna go with that one hundred percent. How
can your body handle poison but not old food? The
poison breaks down the food.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
If you're poisonous, you can eat anything.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Even the non poison spiders. They got some poison in there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
A little bit, not like deathly amounts, but enough to
like make it enough to scare you. Yeah, great question though,
enough to turn you into superhero. But yeah, I know
what you smoke to come up with that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Share it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Yeah, No, food does not go bad for spiders.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
FYI, real good question. That was an awesome question. All right,
next question, this is from Tia Chiloupa. I apologize, Tia.
We did not we skipped this one last week. We
just was on our sheet. We just didn't notice it
in my bad We're all dumb. This is frorom tia Chilupa.
She says, power rank old people names. She uses five

(01:12:18):
old people names, and she gives us Edith, Ezekiel, Blanche, Bartholomew,
and Beatrice slash B. Now the way I ranked these,
like number one is the most old sounding name, not
the coolest old person name.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
If y'all were raining rating different, I rated like this
is the like number one is the oldest number five.
I was like, okay, I think I'm gonna raise mine
just cool. Okay, yeah, that's what I was going for. Well,
then I'll do mine first and some different. I had
Blanche as one. Blanche just sounds old as fuck, like

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there's nobody named Blanche that was not just sixty five
when they were born. Then I go Beatrice slash B.
I think that one has to stay Beatrice. If Bartholomew
can't be bart, the Beatrice can't be B.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Beatrice sounds very old, B sounds less old. Beatrice sounds
extremely old. Then I go Edith Edith right on par
with Beatrice, but Edith is a very old name. And
then Bartholomew and Ezekiel, because like, I feel like you
would just go Zeke or Bart. But yeah, those are
old sounding names, they just don't sound as old as

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the ladies' names.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
So what do you guys have.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
I'm gonna go number five the least cool. I'm gonna
go with Blanche. Yeah it's a tough one. Yeah it's
tough one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Not a good name. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Four I'm going Beatrice, and that's just that's just the
name Beatrice. Because number three I'm going bartholing you if
you're not going Bart, I'm going for all of you.
Number two I'm going Edith. I kind of like Edith
reminds me of a Bosburger's character. And number one I'm
going to Exekiel.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
See, I feel like we did the same criteria but
did it differently because I'm I'm not necessarily going by
just like is it a cool name or not? I
think it's cool. Four an old person's name, So like five,
I'm going Ezekiel. Yeah that goes all the way back.
It's biblical and everything, but I doesn't feel like it
has any swag to me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Okay, And then four Bartholomew, you just sound stuck up.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Sounds like you're if you're Bartholomew, there's a third or
a fourth in your name because that name has just
been passed down forever. Ye, you're too rich. I don't
like that. Uh, then we get the big three. These
are all elite old lady names. I'm gonna go b it.
Just three fantastic old lady name. Blanche two. I absolutely

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love that one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
But just like Golden Girls names, yeah, I love those.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
I love the Golden Girls. But Edith one. Edith is
such an elite old lady it's great. And like Beatrice, Yeah,
B is what you would like. You name your daughter
Beatrice because it was your great grandmother's name and you
loved her for the ages. You call your daughter B.
And then in elementary school when the other kids find
out her name is actually Beatrice, she gets made fun of.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
But you could just call her beat Rice.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
No, beat Ray beat I mean, if ben Rice named
his daughter B, then yes, he could beat Rice. I'm good.
That's cool, though, No, I don't think it is. But
Edith elite. This is definitely a problem that my niece
is gonna run into when she gets older. Because her

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name is Yvonne. That's such an old lady name is
very She's gonna get picked on, is it?

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Y v O nun?

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
And guess what. Guess who's gonna bully her the most?
About it? This guy?

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
You?

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Yeah, you got to bully your nieces and nephews.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
There are some solid old names though, great.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Old lady, give me more.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
What are your favorite old yes, unless they're Italian then
they're all just named fucking Maria anyway, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Aaron R. Rightes in next, and Aaron says, what do
people do in heaven?

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Dance with the back Street boys and you're just big,
chilling dude, Yeah, smoking weed and you had to work
in heaven?

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
The short answer is, whatever the fuck you want it's
supposed to be. It's like it's paradise. Yeah, it's paradise,
eternal paradise. Whatever you want is just there to do,
just hanging out all day with your buddies, your best gal,
hanging out with your great grandfather.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Every dog you ever had, all the dogs, the best.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
Like for me, Heaven is like ten thousand to one
ratio of dogs to people up there. It's just fields
of dogs as far as the I can see, with
people at so like anytime you're going anywhere, you're just
walking between dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Because they're running. They're running to greet their owner. That
they're like, oh, I'm reuniting with them now cool.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
And I get to meet all your dead dogs too.
That are awesome. It's gotta be the best, dude, the
best dogs that you ever had that were around fifteen
years apart. You get them to meet pet both of
them at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna say, it's just chill, Like, it's just
you're you're retired.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Apparently for me, you just hang out with dogs you're retired.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
That like, that's what you would do if you were tired,
just chilling with dogs, like you got nowhere to be.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
Bro, Bobby's in the one section of having that doesn't
how many dogs around?

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Do you watch everybody down? Like do you look down
on everybody? Just like watch them like if you died,
and like, yeah, I'm not gonna watch Robert. Robert is
not gonna die before us. But like Robert, would you
look at him like hower.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Alex a bad dude?

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
Check up on you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
You would you haunt us? Yeah, it'd be funny.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
Let's be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Bobby's not going first. So I was saying, there's like,
there's no chance Bobby dies it for us. But if
he did, I would fix so many games to make
the Giants win.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
I would haunt people, but in a fun way, like
I would just make them fart.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
I would just make the giants or like I.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Would be like I'd leave ghost farts in rooms and
people thought it was them all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
He's the fart guy had the red rings in the
playoffs all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
I was gonna say, I'm gonna make shower knobs come
off instead of you know that's a yeah, showers.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
That when you turn them on, they're just instantly the
correct temperature at all times.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
I'd have like maybe like you go in and like
make their apartment have a leak or something said to
stay in like another apartment temporarily at least.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
Yeah, just like my grandma's sucking with me, just like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
A fun prank. Yeah, just a little goof Like Heaven punked.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
The last game of cards we played. I won, So
she's gonna haunt me forever pissed.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Yeah, Heaven's just big chilling man.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
That's what they've hyped it up at least they've had
a hell a propaganda thing. It's like with the military
where they try to recruse you out of high school,
where they're.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
Like, what do you like?

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Oh, you like football? We could get you play football here.
You know, we got a football team at the arm
we go to base. Why I'm not gonna make that team.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
You can get stations, Like you want to travel, We
got all kinds of great places you could travel. They're like,
who fucking cares about what you said you were gonna do.
You're gonna do what we say you're gonna do, Like
with Kevin, just gets you that way.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Oh no, I thought I was going to Hawaii or Korea.
They sent me the fucking Kansas Man.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Here's a fucking book. Get ready for some mission work?

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
What hurry up and wait? That's all it is, hurry
up and wait.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Hurry up and wait.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Last question we got this week is from Jacqueline Bannon
at Jacqueline Bannon on Twitter, and Jacqueline says, should an
ex boyfriend still keep in contact with that ex's family members?

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
I would say still cool?

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
I would say typically no, But it's always there's varying
degrees of like were you together for fifteen years and
they're very close with your family.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Do you have children with them?

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Were they involved or like are they a godfather or
an uncole to somebody at that point, Like, there's one
that I.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
See a different scenarios that play out.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
And this one makes perfect sense to me. Your boyfriend
and your dad started playing golf together. Guess what, honey,
they're not gonna stop. If your dad likes playing golf
with your ex boyfriend, they're gonna keep playing golf together.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Your new boyfriend likes playing golf and is a cool
hang just like the other guy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Well, he might also join the group. But now they've
got three guys that like playing golf together.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
When dudes get good golfing buddies, they don't drop them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
As long as they're like my my cabin is like,
as long as they aren't talking about you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Yeah, as long as they're not talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
You, which they were when you were dating, which.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
They were, right, But it's like, don't like, don't talk
to family members to like try and like get in
tell on somebody else, like if you're not in speaking
terms with them, but they're type with somebody in your
family or whatever and it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
Ended badly, know, but like if it just didn't work
out and everyone's still cool, it's no problem with it. Yeah,
I might be a little uncomfortable that he still calls
your mom for cookie recipes and shit like that, but
maybe I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
I think it's probably like I would say, most cases,
they should not, but like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
It's not that that's like a rule.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Sounds like she's mad that her ex boyfriend was a
lot cooler than her and her family likes anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Again, and I think a lot of people don't realize that,
Like like when they were golf I wasn't even the
coolest one in the relationship, and you're not, I mean
your family you have to think I'm the cool Like no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
When your an ex boyfriend and your dad were golfing,
he would look over at your dad be like, you
know your daughter is pain in the ass, right, And
he'd be like, oh, yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Like my family would take my wife over me if
they had to pick. He's like, my family would be like, no,
we're going with Ema, Sorry, I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
My family would take a player to be named later,
Like just anybody, just switch them out, just see how
it goes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
We'll take cash.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
My family would definitely take cash considerations. Are you kidding
me much? Cash doesn't matter actually, just anything. Hey, random
chick or your son random? How do they make the
player named later? I don't understand that. Yeah, there's like
a value slot thing. I don't know. Like, listen, we
need this guy off our team. You need him. We
don't have the details yet.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Can I just fall out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Down the line, You take him, and we'll later on
we'll figure out what's a fair return.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
For Can I just like look at your roster and
look what about this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Yeah, trade deadline's coming up. We don't have it in
place yet. Player to be named later. Yeah, it doesn't
make sense.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
It's baseball, man, It's a long season. Sometimes you just
gotta fuck around with the rules a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
I would say, yeah, if the ex boyfriend, Like, it's
probably like the majority of people don't keep contact with
ex family members, but.

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
It's not common. But if they're keeping contact, there's a reason.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
Certain situations where it plays. You know, it's like they.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Have a kid with you and then you're they're an uncle,
So like somebody wants to contact their uncle even though yeah,
you're still an uncle if you get divorced.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Maybe he just likes playing mosong with her grandmother.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Yeah, as long as they're it's not like bad blood
or anything like that. I'm not trying to do it
to get back at you. All right, Those are some
good questions this week, gang, Those are some good questions.
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Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
You, fools.

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Next time, we gotta do the We're gonna do the yeah, say,
I'm like, how am I getting out of that?

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Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
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Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
No fucking loser.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Nope.

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