Pass The Gravy #664: Brand New Antiques

The guys talk about the NFL draft, antique stores, and the witness protection program. They also learn what stolen valor is in the cosplay community.

You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 4 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Everybody?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
It's Past Gravy Episode six hundred and sixty four.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I am your host, Alex.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
The moon Dog Middleton with my co host Robert the
Hog Barbosa.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
How's it going, Bobby jokes?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
It's good. Bag at it again coming off an astros dub. Yeah,
it's been a good mood. Well, I thought since we
were in a good mood, maybe we bring in a
good mood type guest. So we looked no further than
the SunDog Pat Dion, how's it going, Bud?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm in Jeff, Welcome back to the to the pod.
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't know. I was trying to do the my
name Jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I was like, I don't think we said Jeff. Once
I was trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I couldn't think of any other foreign accents to imitate. Fine,
and that just popped into my head. Okay, so I'm
Jeff now it was Jeff all right, he fe there
you go Fe. We were talking a little Spanish before
we started this jo Espianol party.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
What was the Spanish? It was trash Basaura talking Rockets.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Should we have a Spanish border of the.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
This week's is ba.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah. It was nice of the Rockets to instead of
just be horrible in the fourth quarter, to do it
for eight straight quarters. That was nice of them.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, I uh, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I think I texted you as I last them too
and forget about it. No, I was like, Lakers plus
eight and a half is the freest money I've ever
had in my life. And then I went to bed
after the first quarter, and.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
So easy, so easy.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Oh, sh Rockets go to basketball. Still bron is good
at basketball, not anymore. No, he's very good at basketball. Still,
he's just forty.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh that's right, yeah, just because he takes off half
of the year so he's fresh. Yeah, like a little bitch.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
He's not is the Rockets because their fucking bunch of bumps.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yea, at least their star players a little bitch who
gets a concussion though.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
At least they like didn't. Yeah, I mean, fuck win
bitch on the little bitch.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
But at least they didn't like the Rockets didn't trade
their future and like like closed the window almost completely
for like a superaging superstar that has never before like
turned on his team or immediately.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Gone and become a locker room cancer. Oh shit, they
did do that. They didn't they did?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
They add Jalen Green, who thirty.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Four points the other night for the Suns.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, but other than that was super inconsider plate and
Dylan Brooks.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Who was who's also like Jalen is like what twenty four?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, they still have a men Thompson, They still have
Alper right.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
But we had depth then and now they have KD
who they just had a show.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Now they have mostly a young core and KD. But
it doesn't matter. Katie's going to demand a trade after
the season anyway.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
So, but you would have had Jalen for like five
years or I don't know, or you have a three
year window now that we're we burned one year.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
So we have young and talented, but he was one
of the most It doesn't matter. NBA basketball sucks. It's
not interesting at all. Like starting with the second round
of the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Hey, did you guys just want the favorites to end
because we'll see you there.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah. NBA basketball is good for legitimately about a month,
month and a half a year. The rest of the time,
it's fucking unwatchable.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's stupid. Hockey's way way better.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
But hockey is so much better, dude. We have so
many good series going on right now.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, Robert, honest, you talk hockey the whole time. No, no, no,
all right.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Sure you don't want to compare the d strength against
the offensive zone scheme against between Montreal and Tampa Bay Lightning.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, I'm just sad about my my Canucks. They didn't
make it. They didn't make it. Were they the worst?
They were the worst team.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
But okay, they got rid of Rick Talcket and he
just went over to Jersey, right, and now I.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Just missed the playoffs with them.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, no, Philly, right, yeah, he took Philly, so like
you can you can now claim Philly, not that.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Anyone or the wild you have quinn Us So yeah,
you got traded from Vancouver this year along with a
lot of other guys.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Anyways, let's move on. Let's get to the pre come segment.
I brought in.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
I had a lot of thoughts going through this brain
this week, and most of them just in the form
of notes. But one thing I've noticed is I'm correct
if I'm wrong, but I think either TV's ruined this
or it has to be real that ninety nine percent
of the people that are wearing those white foam neck
braces are just doing it for show. Like, I feel like,

(04:46):
if you really needed a neck brace, you'd have like
the hard plastic one, like that black one that like.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's like gray, but it's got like spaces in it,
so you're yes, Sometimes it's got.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
The bars on it where it like holds it to
your head better.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, that's a different thing entirely.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Okay, well it's seems like a neck brace also, But
then the like.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Pat McAfee had that fucking neck brace after WrestleMania.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
No, that's fake, obviously.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I meant just for professional wrestlers.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
But was it legally blonde?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Was it where she drops the briefcase and the guy
turns his head and it's like, ah, you're lying, maybe
that was Well, you're forgetting the most famous one of
all times from MOLDASANTI. No, he also had one, but
I like that was clearly from the.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Greatest reality show of all time situation Jersey Shore season
two when they're in Miami when he headbutted the wall. Yeah,
he came out with you.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
But just if you're wearing the like foam one, I
feel like you have to have the hard plastic winner.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm just gonna like, what is this guy doing? What's up?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah? Ninety percent of the time the phone won is
for attention. The other ten percent of the time is
for people like me that hurt their neck but don't
want to go to the hospital, so they just find
someone that had one of those, probably from an old
Halloween costume.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Yeah, it's like the Girls, and it was always a
girl I feel like in high school that would borrow
a friend's cratchy, but oh I twisted my ankle doing this,
and then she gets to leave class like five ten
minutes early and take a friend to carry your books.
And you're like you, I was hanging out with you
this weekend. You didn't do anything physical.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Now that you mentioned this weekend. Crutches were way more
prevalent in high school.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, because you can you don't really have to do
anything that different. You can walk on it probably, but
you can also like pretend that you can't walk on
something and then get special treatment.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
And I think a lot of people got off on
that well.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Also, it probably has something to do with we were
all in sports.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
And then that that also, But then you have friends
that have access to it because you're around more people
that play sports, so they might have stuff like.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
That, and then you get bruised under the armpits.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh yeah, or they yeah, they put the towels around it.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I never had to have crutches other than we like
someone else would have it. But let me see how
fast I can get down the hallway.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I never had crutches.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Like I have used crutches when I tore my ACL
at one point, but that was very temporary.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, I'm in great shape.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
I just don't eventually just say what if I just
didn't use this, and I'm just I'm an alpha, you know,
I don't need I don't need help.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I'll just walk on. I just suck it up. I'm
a man.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Or like you grab somebody else's crutches and then when
someone's not paying attention, you sneak up behind him and
shove it right up there butt. Yeah, you hit him
in the nuts from behind.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
You can do the classics, but the foam neck brace
is there.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Complete bullshit, Tony. It's either bullshit or it's a movie prop.
Like you have the better ones now, like you said,
the plastic ones with padding. It's got holes so your
neck and breathe, but it's still stabilizes that doesn't stay.
Why shit, It's basically a shitty memory foam pillow that's
wrapped around your neck.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
It's yeah, it's the thing I'm like the people wear
on flights.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Like you can still move all if you wanted to
while that thing's on.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
That defeats the whole purpose, right because you're supposed to
have an immobilized Okay, so we got to the bottom
of that. Let's see to the bottom of this cosplay.
You guys know, we're a big cosplay show. I always
saw cosplay. We always talk about cousing and playing. But
I feel like, is there such thing as cosplay stolen

(08:04):
valor or like stolen valor in the cosplay community where
on my like on Redd, at all the time, I'll
see people like, oh, check out my Jim Helpert cosplay
or my dhite shirt cosplay is like you like the
other day is just like you just put on a
fucking brown suit and a mustard button down and glasses,

(08:24):
which I get, like, yes, you sort of look like
Jim Helper.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Would be a bullshit one.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Like you sort of look like Jim Helpert cool, Like
you have a white button un shirt and khaki pants.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
And you just turn and look at people and make
a face.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Like is there, Like that's nowhere near doing some fucking
like Bingbong, the anime monster that's got blades coming out
of its back and wings and a fucking five heads
and shit like that.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's like if I was that guy.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
That did all of that, I'd like, uh huh No,
you don't get to come here and dresses Walter white
and wear a fucking hat and glasses.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
No no, no, no, no, no no no. I'm a real cosplayer.
You're a fake one.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Well it's like you gotta think about it, like college,
that would be like intro to cosplay. Whereas bing Bong
the what was he space mutant clown?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
I don't know, I made it up.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, that would be like your master.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
A monster bomb.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah obviously, So like if you there is one guy
that does it, and it's very low end, but he's great.
He's a giant, fat guy and he dresses up as
Peter Griffin. So it just wears a white shirt, green
pants and like some glasses. It's very simple. But that's good.
But also like everything, but like that's that's interesting.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
It's not the same thing as the guy that dresses
up it's like full on.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Pikachu, or like the girls that dress up like Kortana
from Halo and then get ten billion likes online. They're
just sexy.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh, like the what's the girl Spider Man, Spider Girl,
Spider Girl.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, I didn't know if it was or it depends
depending on which timeline you're doing. We could also go
with Gwen Stacy.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay that too, or like kill Bill you dressed up
like Uma Therama and the suit.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's like watching all the Batman's right now.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's like, oh, look at look at me.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
I'm I'm kill Bill girl, and like you just bought
a costume you just wear like, which I get it's
costume play. I understand that it's still technically under that,
but I would be pissed if I was like an
anime kid or like the Furries, like that's nothing. The
furries got to buy a whole fucking like mass. I'm saying,
sort of cosplay, like there's a vin diagram. I mean,

(10:19):
there's a ven diagram that maybe furries aren't cosplayers, and cosplayers.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Aren't furries, but like they their circles.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Touch, furries are. It is explicitly sexual. There's a sexual
reason you're it. Cosplay is just you look sexy while
doing it, obviously, I mean, who want to get wet
thinking about me looking like Peter Griffin? I mean, come on, true,
but yeah, no, no, furries are just I know we
don't kink shame, but like we don't kink shame. You're
putting on a giant costume and then dry humping each

(10:49):
other or cutting a hole in the costume.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
And maybe just wanted to be a fucking bridge too far,
of course, I don't know. Sometimes like do you think
anybody is a furry? It's like a horse furry because
they watched the Kentucky Derby with their dad all the time,
and they're like, I wish I was the horse, Like
I don't want to race horses, I don't want to
bet on horses.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I want to be the horse. Like do you think
that was like this, like somebody's origin story, it's gotta be.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I hope not, because, like I said, it's sexual. And
if the origin story starts with your father, then you
got some fucked up ship going. No.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
But like you just saw horses. That was your introduction
to horses. I want to be a horse girls.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
But then like you know, they gonna maybe your father was, yeah,
hobby horse.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Like your daughter, like you trying to get your kids
into sports, and your daughter's like, oh, I'm gonna go.
You know how horses jump over all the steeples and everything.
I'm gonna do that on a hobby.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Horse stick a horse with a stick.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
God damn it. I love you because you're my child
and I support you. Can you do literally anything else?

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Quidditch or hobby horsing, quidditch. I'd probably go quidditch, but
not by much.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Well, quidditch there's actually you're still trying to throw a
ball through a hoop and ship like that.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah, but like, just play a real sport, dude. Have
you heard of soccer? Perhaps soccer would be a sport.
You could play field hockey.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
I honestly, I might rather my child play quiddits than
soccer no.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Dude, soccer is the beautiful game. West Ham. By the way,
it's two relegation zone right now, when it's two points baby,
two points taking.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Them blowing that game and then.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
If we could well and we almost beat Pallace on Monday.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
They had a pretty sick saves.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
They were on crystal, Dude, they were a little.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
They were on crystal. It's hard to beat the team
on crystal.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
But when four games left, five games left, west Ham
is still two above.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I'm still nervous, but still it's West hamp too.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Like also, my daughter is really into bubbles, and so
I've been saying I'm forever blown bubbles and now that's
like we have to sing Old McDonald's farm and then
forever Blown bubbles before bedtime now, and I'm like, hell yeah, yeah,
eat bubble song, bubbles, more bubbles. I'm like, fuck yeah,
we need more bubbles. All right, Yeah, horses in for origins.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
But I feel like there is stolen valor, Like you
can call stolen valor out You're like, you didn't really
do anything, man, But the people that go a is
like the toy story soldier that's got the footboard. I
will count that like you're really doing something if you
just walk around in a fucking thing, like, yeah, your
cosplay at least not the same cosplay.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, cosplay on a budget?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
How many you just have the Joker still?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I mean, there's fifteen different versions to choose from.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
That's true. But like the Heathier the Joker.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
You think, like when all the Jokers get together, anybody
that chooses the Jared Letto one, they're like, no, no, no,
not you, get out of here, not you. We don't
like that.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, they had.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I kind of like that one. It's not nearly as
good as any of the other ones. But he did
his thing.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
He did his thing. I'm a real one. I would
always go Mark Hamill Joker, That's what I would always go.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Ask. I don't know. I did rewatch the original.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Which, by the way, I've never watched a Mark Hamill
Joker one, but I know he was a voice.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh you never watched Batman the animated series.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh my god, that's iconic. But I've been rewatching the
Batman's for the last couple of days.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Wait, you know you've been rewatching Batman? Yeah, and you
never talk about it.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I know here's something that I forgot because I hadn't
watched the original in many, many years. First of all,
was an iconic Joker performance by Jack. But you know
how kind of the core thing around Batman is he
doesn't kill. He's got his moral code, yes, And the
first Tim Burton one and really the second one as well,
he kills so many people in that movie.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
What was darker? It was a good dark I mean, it's.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
A Tim Burton movie. But like one of the first
times he's driving into Batman Bile and the Jokers guys
coming test, he literally stops, drops a bomb out of
the tire, drives away as it blows up all that
killed like thirty people in that movie.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
He didn't kill anybody his bomb did. If Donaday Alfred
probably did get Alfred put the bomb there.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
There's one scene where the Jokers in the middle of
the street during a parade and he's in the batwing
flying down at him, just opens up two machine guns firing.
He misses every shot on the Joker, but he just
tried to pepper him like he was a fucking warhog.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Doesn't Danny Viet like stab a dude in the neck.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
I don't remember him Steven pain back. He did bite
the guy in the nose. That was the second one.
But uh yeah, Tim Burton just kind of said, fuck
all the Batman roles. I'm having him kill a whole
bunch of henchmen.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Dandy scared the fuck out of me as Penguin.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, he was horrible and that like extra like the
fat suit. Every time he would turn around and walk away,
You're just like, ah, grow. He had Miley Cyrus butt
before Miley Cyrus had it, And I think you all
know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh, my favorite thing from those that group of Batman
movies was Arnold.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah. I watched that one last week as horrible as
I remember, and I loved it just because you know me,
I love horrible puns and dad jokes. Arnold line, I would.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Just be poison. Ivy was hot, though.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
There's fucking gorgeous, so dude, all of them. Michelle Pfeiffer, Yeah,
but I mean the hottest part of any of those
movies is clearly Clooney's bat nipples.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Well not Catwoman.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Cat One's hot, yeah, but Clooney's bat, Robin's Robin nipples.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
That's true. Why they build those.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
The set designer really fucked up on that one. But
uh yeah, Batman's a murderer apparently.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Well yeah, but it's just take a Tim Burton thing.
Yeah yeah, Okay, other things I had I'm just gonna
run through.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
You guys think you can make a witness protection I
think I want to talk to.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
People too, Yeah, because I am such an average, just
basic bitch.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Like Pat, were you watching this Bruins game? Did you
see that geeky goal? And you'd be like, Alex, where
have you been? I haven't talked to you in like
seven years.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I'm like, fuck, oh retexting? I don't know. I would
just all my hobbies are shit that are so fucking
basic for white dudes. I like gambling, I like whiskey,
I like video games. I can kind of blend in
anywhere I go.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
No, but if you have put in like serious witness protection,
like that's what I was thinking, is like, I can't
video game with the boys anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
I had to find New Boys video game with.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I definitely could. My brother could not because he would
not be able to stop texting the same in five people.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
You see what gutt fields that I can't talk to you.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh fuck, I forgot my new identity is a liberal.
I find it for Hillary to sue a Rachel maddouse.
He just has to completely change.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
You don't have to go all in on that. You
just have to just to change the name.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
He'd back out so fast. I think I could rock
Whipro no problem.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
I guess like I probably could at the end of
the day. If they're like, they're going to kill your
family that you don't.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
If they're spending the money to relocate me and whitpro,
I'm probably getting a lifestyle upgrade anyway.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Well, I was the only reason I thought of this
question was I I don't know why my TikTok algorithm
has just been on like Mafia Gangster stories, and I mean,
I love it.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I love that part of it.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
But it was just showing me like good Fellas stuff,
and it was saying that Henry Hill like had to
be relocated like six times. And then they finally like, dude,
we're kicking you out of witness protection.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
He just went back, you can't just keep blowing your cover.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
And then he was like, cool, I'm just gonna go
on Howard Stern and talk about it.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Well he blew his cover. But then also he just
like started selling drugs again and shit, right, like he
just well that's why they were like kept doing illegal shit.
He was doing illegal shit, Like, hey, you can't do that. Okay,
Hey you can't do that.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
And then you would like reach out to somebody and
talk to him, and they're like, you can't reach out
to your old associates, and I have to move you
guys again, And I was.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like, like six times, it's fucking insane.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
And I was like, but also like I get it,
being like I want to call my friend and tell them,
but did you see the.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Giants get Holy fuck, dude, see the giants drafted. I can't.
I'm sorry, I can't talk to you.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
That would be my biggest problem is I don't want
new friends. Yeah, I'm friended out, So like if move me,
it would just be like, okay, I don't have friends anymore,
just randoms I meet on Xbox Live.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
That would be about it, right, And like you just
can't have the same connection with the randoms as you do.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
With the boys. Dude, I would miss the boys. I
would miss the boys so much.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Not being able to call and also.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
You have to get rid of like you have to
get a brand new gamer tag, which then but like
you had to restart, like every skin you ever had
on any game. I had to get so many, Like
all my Fortnite skin's gone.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
That would suck.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I don't care about the skins. It's the games that
I've already bought that would be hard.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, well you would still have that.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Also, I feel like I would occasionally accidentally run into
my friends on the game, like we know the voice.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, and see that's that, and then you'd be exposed.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Well and I know that guy complaining that it's bullshit
that he didn't get to kill when he was missing
every shot.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Robert could Robert could be Witness Prediction like no problem,
like nothing, yeah, like not even a thought.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Robert would love Witness p You would never have to
talk to us.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Again, as long as they don't give us new job,
like working at the ASPCA or something.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
You're if you're a big drinker, you work in the
coal mines, you have to cuss all the time you work.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
You're a you're a sailor, so you have to learn
how to cast a lot.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Honestly, for me, whitpro, you could move me like two
towns over because I don't go out anyway.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Oh, I feel like there was just moving like Nebraska Kansas.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah, because who's saying that based off of Joe Dirt
and better call saw Kansas.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I'm from Kansas. That's having fun.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Kansas moved to Wyoming.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
A lot of people go missing in Kansas.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Except Wyoming probably would be bad because like, oh, a
new guy moved into the state. The other thirteen hundred
people in the whole state know him.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Now, Yeah, I see you coming in, Like, what's what's
going on over there? Who's this? Hi? I'm new I'm
new person. Now he's just invented.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I think moving to Kansas or Nebraska something like that
would be tight. It would suck if they're like, you
live in New York City Now, I'm.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Like, oh, so you can blend in, dude.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
So many people though, and it smells like Pete during
the summer. He could blend in, blend into all the
dog shit that's still on the streets.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
A lot of stuff to do there, whitpro other thing
I had is dip should be just normalized as a
full meal, like you should be able to have like
one meal a day is just like I'm just having
chips and sausa. I think it's disgusting how we shame
people for over indulging at like a Mexican restaurant. I'm

(21:23):
having a ton of guacamole and stuff. My family, we
do cheese dip Fridays. It's every Friday is cheese dipping.
Now we've been doing guacamole Sundays, which is awesome. So
two of the seven dinners of the week are dips,
and I think that I'm trying to like incorporate more dips.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I was gonna say to do a pizza dip next week.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Maybe a pizza dip, maybe a buffalo chicken dip, which
I get maybe not the healthiest lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
We should be shamed.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
The dip is not a dip, should not just be
an accoutrement.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
A dip should be the superstar.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
And I feel like we we've relegated this to like
it's an opener, which it's a great opener. I'm not
knocking dip in any way shape, it's but like I
should be able to bet. I would like just to
just have dip for dinner.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Put in the category of wings. It can be an opener,
can be your entree.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
And but if you do, I'm just gonna have the
chips and salsa at the Magaican restaurant.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Like, dude, come on, bro, you gotta get something.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Man, You're just not gonna eat them like I am
eating having my weight in chips and salsa.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
You don't know the time I'm done with the chips
and salsa, I will have eaten the equivalent of fourteen tortillas.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, dips, dips should just be a full meal.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I twice in the last week I've had just peta
and hummus for dinner.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
That that's a dip boy dinner.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Red hummus with fucking red peppers in there. So good. Yeah,
it's so perfect when you're too lazy to even make ramen.
It's sports.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
It's preridiculous though, like the slammer that I feel like
people get if you just accept if you try and
get pillowed. Except like dip is just an acceptable, like
full on meal because you can.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Go to Mexican restaurant in order.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
The nachas and nanachas are basically an appetizer in a
lot of ways.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
You get seven layer dip, you're getting veggies. Yeah, it's all.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Salad, cheese. A dip is just hand salary.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
You're getting your grains from the chips that you're using.
It's actually pretty healthy when you think about it.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
It's a salad that's less healthy.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
It's a salad.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Maybe not even you put a lot of dressing on
your salad. Then who knows.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
If you add shredded lettuce to nachos, is that now
a salad. I think you can qualify.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I would count it.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
It's like a Southwest salad, tortilla chips, taco salad.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
There you go, done all right? Other things they had?
What else?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (23:37):
I have one business idea and it's an antique store
I'd like to open up. But it's called brand new
antiques just so people think that our antiques are like
the like freshest antiques. So all the other antique stories
people are like, I'm not gonna go there. They have
brand new antiques.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
So it's like preteeks. It's not antique yet it's preteek.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
No, it's still antique, but it it's just brand new.
And they're not like we don't like, we don't know
how old they are. We just get whatever is an
antique that we could sell. But we just say it's
brand new and it's a brand new.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Antique, brand new antique candlesticks.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yep, we got these brand new antique gold.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Sewing machines, new antique shoes.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
But if you saw just like Gym's antiques and brand
new antiques, like, I'm probably gonna good brand new antiques
because they got newer antiques.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I've never heard of brand new antiques. Let me see
what they got.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, they have to have something.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, he catches the eye, gets them in the store.
Once they're in the store, you want to buy something.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
They're gonna buy an antique. If you're going antique and
you're buying an antique, all you have to do is
all you have to do is bring the fish there
and then you got them in a barrel.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
You just got knick knacks everywhere.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, do you want this old Coca Cola sign? Here
you go, we have this.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
This is like a perfect for when you retire and
you just need something to keep you busy. I think
that's yours.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I'm going to open a brand new antique store.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Do you want the bumper to this old Chevy truck
that fell off? But it would make a great like
wall piece.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
I would love to see the pitch to the bank
to get funding to open the store. He just trying
to explain to a bank. No, no, no, it's brand new antique.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
But if it's an antique and antique is an old no, no, no,
they're brand new antiques.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
They're just old enough.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Was it somebody like just became an antique?

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Well like not even like they're just brand new, like
we just got them relatively recently. This is if it's
been in the store for five years, you just still
say break wall. I'll say that's on the brand new
the not is brand new aisle about Yeah, our brand
is new.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's it's so stupid, but so stupid that it's genius.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
And there's entire like cities that I think just have
like their old town square is antiques.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I feel like this would crush in Myrtle Beach.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Huntsville used to have antique stores, I feel like, and
we could just have like a brand new antiques and hunts.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I think you want to be in a tourist tourst town.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
You don't think people go to like the prison.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Capital they No, I mean maybe Galliston.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Okay, hadre oh, Galveston downtown Galveston would be sick.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Brand maybe over by up in the surf side, you think.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Uh, I mean Sam is in the clothing swap business.
That's kind of an antique business sort of but with clothes.
Mm hmmm, Sam would Sam could just do it all
out of brand new antiques. See if we could do
a collab maybe with the grands b antiques. Well, now
we can't change the name because brand new antiques is

(26:36):
how we get him in.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Well, brand new antiques is the one that brand Tea.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Houston Clothing Swap presents brand new antiques the store Sundays.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh that would be yeah, where you can bring your
brand new antiques in, sell them in the storefront and
just take a little cut of the profits.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
And then like every once one weekend and the month
we have antique Monday or some shit.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
It's just baseball cards.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yeah, and it's just it's just the cut cardboard cutouts
they used to have of like King Griffy Jr. I
was like MLB Baseball ready savage. Yeah, but that would
play too, that play too that.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I think those are just old enough to be like a.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Hot like Jimmy Jenna Jamison, like cut out hell yeah,
it's hot.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Or who was the the antique section?

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Like Forever twenty one used to have a guy's section
that was like there's a rack of shirts and pants
and then the rest.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Is the girls section, and we have like this is where.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Man stuff goes a cardboard cutout of a corps light.
Uh I guess cardboard cutout, but it's Twins, Like I
remember that campaign twins dude? Yeah, I think that was
course light. Here's the football?

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Oh yeah right, yeah yeah, I would honest Genie Lee
hanging with my friends.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
And twins you Cadbury has been running the same commercial
for forty five years. Of course, like just run it again.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
So as Corona Corona's Christmas ones, they're like, hey do this.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Once you nail it, there's no need to ever change again.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Understand how Like Corona's like the Ela Man commercial is fantastic,
keep him on the payload, but like we don't need
to change celebrities on the beach. You can just put
anybody on a beach and be like Corona fucking rocks
on the beach.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Right, You're like you it does that? Does rock on
the beach? Good?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I good thinking. I would like that beer on a
beach done. That's all we need. Hell yeah, people.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Brand new antiques.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
I think that that's our million dollar idea because you
can just jack up the price of something if you
call it an antique. Of course, that shark behind you
that maybe marble shark, Like, yeah, this is a brand
new antique. Oh yeah, the piple with the hat on
the rapper with that, we have a carb I have
in our studio and we could sell him.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, he's more of a singer both. I think rapping
can be singing too, Drake's rapper.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I've ever heard anyone called Bull a rapper. It just
sounded weird to me. I could be wrong.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Hold on, we're in a Google pipple and whatever whatever
it's gonna say is a insert nationality musician Armando Christian Perez,
and professionally his pipple is an American rapper, singer, songwriter
and rapper.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Is the first one. Okay, I mean, I'm not gonna
lie and say I've listened to a bunch of pit
Bull over the year. Just Bill, you can just leave
in front of me. It'll probably make this viewing pleasure
more pleasuable. Boom boom, Yeah, a.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Miter world wid But yeah, I don't really know where's
going with that.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
It was a great business, it was a great.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Oh yeah brand, we would sell that. I was stuck
on pipull We would so that would be it's a
brand new antique. But since it's an antique, it's eighty
dollars for a cardboard key gets an antique. That's the price. Oh,
show me somewhere else where you can get that. Yeah,
you show me this exact cardboard cut out and another
antiques and then they.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Go look right here on Amazon. You go get the
fuck out.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Then go buy it there. But you which you don't
get is this you.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Want to wait for the shipping and by the time you.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Could walk out with it today. Have fun waiting brand
new antique today. Yeah, or you can get Amazon purchase yeah,
for for what forty dollars less.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Probably gonna be bent when it gets delivered.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Yeah, you have no idea when it rains they leave
it outside. Horrible, not gonna happen to you buy it
in this store with a roof, Yeah, think about that
next time.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Does the Amazon have a roof?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Always having a roof is our big seller for antiques.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Got this brand new roof? We were actually about to
get a double roof installed, not only in the summer,
nice and dry.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Check it out. Feel that yeah? Not wet at all?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
What am I supposed to feel? No moisture, not even
damn not even not even a little bit white? Should
there be water?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (31:03):
I think that's the point roof. This is crisp all right?
What do you guys have for the freaking segment?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I just got real tired of doing laundry lately. Yeah,
so I ordered a bunch of clothes online so that
I wouldn't have to do laundry yets frequently. And I'm
getting to the point where I'm gonna run out. Tomorrow
will be my last pair of underwear, So I think,
on the way home today, I'm gonna go buy some
more underwear and socks so I can push it off
for another couple days.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
That fucking rocks.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
The only problem I've done this before, so I'm not
shitting on you at all. The only problem is that
sometimes you will then realize that now I have more
laundry I have to do.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
No, So I have found what I do is I've
been in a cycle where I've only been washing my
work clothes for like the last month and a half,
I have an entire forty eight gallon tub full of
old clothes that I have not washed in quite some time,
and I just put the top on it so I forget.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
About them smart and then I'm.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Just next time, probably this weekend, when I go to
my parents, I'm just gonna be like, hey, Dad, I've
got sixty pounds of laundry I'm gonna do while I'm
up here this week. I have to pay for.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
It because you can use all my well water.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, yep, deal with it, old man.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Is your choice to have kids.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah, So I think I honestly, there's a good chance
when that runs out, I'll probably end up buying more
underwear and socks. Again. I got a bunch of new
shirts too. I've been running. I'm running through work shirts.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I always feel like under there.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
And what I'm wearing today is one of my like
be almost C tier level shirts. It's not ask I
got like comfortability levels. This is a little on the stifference.
Is that just straight up? It's just like I've got
other ones that breathe a little bit better, they're a
little bit bigger, don't have to have them tucked in
all the time when my poking out the bottom, ordered

(32:51):
some more of those, ordered some more work pants too.
I just wear jeans. I don't even know why I
ordered the pants just in case, dude, like black dress pants.
Not gonna wear those. I bought a pair of like
ten khakis two months ago. Tags are still at them
in my closet.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yeah, I'm bad about that because I'm always I'm gonna
get these tailored, and then I just wait six months
seet steph tailored until I have like ten things.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
But I don't tailor anything.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Well, yeah, you're not a fashion guy like me and Robert.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
That is true.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Robert gets his stuff, Taylor.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
But the easiest thing for me is like underwear and socks,
because you can just throw wash a dryer.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
You don't have to have anything air dry or anything.
And then when you have an innuni, it's easy to
put it away.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I gotta pay a dollar fifty a load washer and
dry so it cost me three.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Dollars to do a load of laundry in this economy.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
And I gotta walk across the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I think it's a lot straight of horror moves.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Fucking Iran, I finally, fuck actually another thing about when
I bought these clothes online, I saw I had all
these like built up tokens on the website, so I
was only gonna have to pay for shipping, and then
all of a sudden said total is a little bit
more than I thought. I go, what the hell? I
look at all it? Fucking Donnie's tariffs finally got me.
Fucking I had to pay fucking almost twenty dollars. It's

(34:07):
like six something for a token for But also then
I saw that apparently we're gonna get reimbursed for. So
I'm waiting for my twenty dollars check in the US
government to pay me back for my.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Tariffs, saying the only token I want is token on
on joint?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Am I right? Yes, I'm alright, fellas for twenty weekends.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
All talk I like is j r R.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah. The only tariff's not lagger tear if you want
this beef jerky pouch. Only tear if I'm a fan of,
is tear off your clothes. Dam yep, yep, tear off
your pants and jacket. That was gonna be the blank
Way two album and they changed it. Maybe that's what

(34:46):
I just I just need to get a wife, so
I don't have to do laundry anymore.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Go get me an old fashioned one.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, it's a a trad wife.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, trad wife who also makes more money than me,
so I can stay at home and not do laundry.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I like the term trad where it's like, is it
that hard to say? Traditional life?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Doesn't sound as cool though, dude.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
It sounds worse. It sounds like you're making it lesser
of it, Like I want a trad wife. It's like
it's traditional, traditionally a traditional wife because a lot of
people don't.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Also good that, Chad. I'm such a fucking chat I'm
a Chad.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
I have a trad wife.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, I did see. I think it was Anne Hathway
just bought the rights to some script where it's like
a woman that wants to be a trad wife and
talks about it all the time and gets sent back
in time to like the eighteen fifties and has them
to perform all the duties, and I'm guessing it's not
gonna be all that she thought it was cracked up
to me.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
I think that was Handmaid's Tale already made.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
That Also, it's like, yeah, being a trad wife in
twenty twenty six with electricity is pretty fucking dope. All
life sucked back in the eighteen hundreds, and.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Then it's also called madmen. They made that as well.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Hey, so it's bring me my papers. I'm gonna slap
you on the ass and drink whiskey.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
It's I need more cigarettes, more cigarettes, so I can
go out and cheat on you.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
We're gonna get into cigarettes here in a little bit.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Oh okay, then.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
They come back.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
You brought I thought you meant like you brought secret
to share.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Oh. I've been thinking about it more and more lately, though.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Do you want almost rip the darts?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Just fucking smoke pa.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
I could do that for Jackson Dart every touchdown pass,
just rip a dart. It's a great idea until you
get the cancer. M M.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Robert.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Would you have for preak up segment all that up? Yeah,
nothing like that. Uh So you were a cigarette? What
brand of cigarette would you be?

Speaker 4 (36:34):
I didn't know there's multiple brand Oh buddy, there's so many.
It seems like a lucky strike guy to me. Yeah, well,
say American Spirit.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
You think he's a making spirit.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
I don't know, you know what it would be because
he doesn't drink or anything like that. Wouldn't even he'd
be a clove. Uh yeah, I don't know what that means.
Pat's a camel crush guy. No, I have a pau
mall like a Marble twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
It might be a Newport.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I'm not quite a Marble red.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
I'm not hardcore enough for badass on to be that,
but I don't think i'm good enough for mind.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Probably a Marble light. Honestly fooling myself into thinking this
cigarettes better than the other one.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I'd like to be a Newport baby new Puetright, alright, sorry, Robert.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yeah, speaking of Camel's, the Mario Mario movie has been out,
and I've been seeing the debate again.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
What animal is a bowser? A turtle? He's like a
snapping turtle, right, yeah, big shell? Is he a turtle?
A diadragon turtle?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
He's like a turtle on all he does, breathe, fire,
hind legs, he's like a Yeah, he's like a dragon turtle,
A jurtle.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I don't know. He's an anthropomorphic, talking, eight foot tall
fucking turtle.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
A lizard.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
He's he's a dinosaur.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
It's not I guess diasads are lizards too, So I
actually we were all right, true?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
So but is the e turtle?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Are turtles lizards? They're reptiles. That's the word I was
looking for.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Are lizard reptiles?

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Yeah, yeah, we see again us not reptiles.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Turtles are in the reptile family. There if you go
to the zoo there in the reptile exhibit.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
I think he actually might be right.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I think no, it's amphibians.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Herpetile or something like that, that's reptile.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'll just saycause remember in Red Dead two when you
catch them, it was.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Like they didn't have names for a badge or something
like that.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
They are reptiles characterized by any specials reptile.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
So I guess the one that the herpetile or whatever
I think is like a sub categorization or some shit
like that.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
It's look at us get into science boys, fucking you
tear the past. You you don't know what you're gonna
learn about this witness protection antiquing.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
What would you say, bowsers, Yeah, what do you think?
That's the real question. I would say turtle as well,
because you can't dragon. Yeah, if I only picked one them,
it would be to all.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Maybe he also got into the ooze, and he didn't
turn into a teenage ninja. He turned into it aft. Yeah,
he got like a different brand of the ooze.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
He saw I got bad ass the Turtles where he's got.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Bad which explains why he's fighting Mario all the time
because he's a plumber. He's down in the sewer system.
That's how they met and became foes.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
You know what, it's not a bad theory. I think
it plays.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
So this all happened in New York City, it happened
in Japan, right, this Italian plumber.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Write the script.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
There we go to figure it out.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Mario movie does rock though. I haven't seen the new one,
but the first.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Did you see the new one already?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
It's just as good. I think it's good.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's not like critically good, enjoyable. You're
entertained by I didn't expect Mario to blow my mind. Yeah,
oh my god, this is like the Godfather.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I mean I just said I was maintained by fucking
Batman and Robin with the batsuit nipples. I'm sure I'll
be entertained by my Mario as well.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Yeah, yeah, definitely enjoyable, all right, watch space Jam watch
Space Gym this weekend.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
It rocked Lebron's one.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
No, I don't watch that. I vowed to never watch that,
but l was into it. Oh yes, bugs, bunny. Remember
that guy?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Huh? Now look at him playing basketball? Pretty sick. Huh.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
And that is Bill Murray. We're gonna watch a lot
of him.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
You're gonna like this guy. You like him a lot
more when you get older.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
You want to see a movie with a gopher.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
There's a really cool scene in one of my favorite
Bill Murray movies where he kills himself and it's a toaster.
I like that gift. That's a that's a gift I
always use. He's just getting the bath of the All right,
that's it, I guess.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
That was a pre solid pre comme segment.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Let's move on to the Comeback Kids sement, where we
tell you what's back in the news. According to us,
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Speaker 2 (41:05):
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Speaker 4 (41:06):
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like advertise this, but like you look fucking yoked. Like

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Speaker 2 (41:41):
Like but like it all starts with the shirt. Bro Brad.
Before the shirt, he was nothing, and then he got
the shirt and now look at him.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
So Dean Sanders hottest, look good, feel good.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Play good, lift heavy. It adds ten pounds to your bench,
fun fact. And so yeah, we got the tank tops.
Robert just put back in there.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Tank the tight eye I don't know. We'll talk about
this up.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I had.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
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Speaker 4 (42:05):
Discovered with no not that, but like I had, I
got designed that. I was like, this will go well
with tight eye. Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
So like that, like we're getting ready for this this summer.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
But a lot of people were rocking the Pastor Gravy
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had the Pastor Gavy snapback hats. Those are still available.
I love that, Like it's cool because you can get
the custom like the different colored bills and the different
color top of the hat too. And everybody kind of

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has had their own leg. You had the the some
people had the blue ones, some people wanted the white bills,
some people wanted the red bill. They was cool seeing
everybody's like, like you're putting a little your own personality
on it, even though says passed Gavy on it, and
you're part of the Gavy gang, so you should be
able to put you up personality. But a lot of
people rocking a lot of the pass Gavy gear. Ray
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Speaker 2 (43:13):
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Speaker 4 (43:14):
That pays for host web serving or web hosting fees,
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Speaker 2 (43:19):
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for a while.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Huh.

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Speaker 2 (43:42):
Comeback Kid of the Week.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Bitch all right, our first comeback kid is just because
they talked about space. Jim is Hoopin Hoopin's back because
I bought a one foot basketball hoop for my daughter
and she really likes putting stuff in things, like like
she likes to put stuff in baskets and fill baskets up.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
And I was like, I wonder if I gave her
a basketball and a hoop would she like to do that.
She loves to it just dropping the ball in there.
And I was like, so naturally, I get to get
off a bunch of shots.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Ellie buckets like, and if you want to play one
v one basketball on a one foot hoop, I'm gonna
dominate because I've I've got all the angles down.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
I can't shoot from the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
I can hit from the stove, I can hit from
my wife's desk, I can I can hit from the
other side of the couch, from the from the table.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I ain't do it all, but I'm hooping like I'm I'm.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Probably spending an hour a day now hooping on a
one foot hoop while my daughter is just like putting
the basketball in she loves like tossing the ball back
to me or rolling the ball back to me. So
it's like you're just a backstop now too. This is
this is the best.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
I'm just working on my game while also spending quality time.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
So hooping's back. I've never been a hooper, really, but
I get it. It's addicting.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
It probably helps that I'm taller than the basket.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
But semantics, we start there. It goes all the way
up to a three foot hoop. The more she gets bigger,
more more will add to it.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Have you like when she's trying to take it to
the whole of you just rocked her ship.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Yeah, I wouldn't do that, not yet, not yet. She
just likes to put her her head in the hoop.
It's a it's a pink and purple basketball hoop. It's
just her just hanging out there.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Oh, that's a legal defense.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
You can't come up to the goaltending. But this is hard,
just shooting some buckets. She's working on her shot. Her
SHOT's not down yet. But it's hooping's fun. It's got
time and it's just one of those things you get
your kid. You're like, I'm gonna end up playing with
this more than you and I already have. I flapped
her like I'll get home before I go get the girls.
I'm like trying to hit ten in a row real fast.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
All right, done?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Cool, honey, can you do the lawn treat? Sorry, I
gotta hit ten in a row before I do anything.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
The other night, yeah, my wife was like, you were
just going to get a bottle for bedtimes?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Like what I mean? I saw the ball like I
was gonna pick the ball up and put it back.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
And then I had to hit a couple of shots
and I missed, and so I had to I had
to start over. I'm sorry. Do you want me to
make it pro or not? Do you want me to
get our kids to bed like you get one or
the other. Do you want to pro pro hooper or
do you want a dad that is present with his
daughter's at bedtime?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
You got to put like the toy basket directly underneath it,
pick up your toys, put them on the hoop.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
That would have got me to do so much stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
I feel like if I just put hoops on things,
I don't know, But hooping's back to you rocks the rocks.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Fuck yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Also back as the draft, the NFL Draft is this
week tomorrow, all yes, and those back is like the
New York Giants are running the draft now, now we
have to the top ten pick.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
You just going double best player available, stack your team
with talent.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
That's what.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
I don't even care who we take. I don't even
care because we got Daddy Harball.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
If Caleb Down's is still there at ten, you.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Get I mean r l is Caleb Downs would be
pretty perfect.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
But I've also sold myself like if we took a receiver,
I'm fine with that too. If we take Jerem my love,
I'm fine with that too. All I know is this
is the first time in like a decade that I've
been like, our coach knows exactly what to do, and
I don't feel worried at all that we're going to
make a decision that will then blow up in our faces,
which has definitely happened a bunch since think because our

(47:17):
GM might do stuff, but our coach is like, no, no, no,
I have final.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Say love would be awesome, but like I don't think
you're doing it because you already got But like that,
I'm trying to think, like what would love Scatt be?

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Love scat baby Love scat.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Like they always say thunder and lightning, But like, I
guess that could love babe because Love is very fast,
but he also runs people over. He jumps over people.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, dude, that would just be paying the ass to
have to stop both those guys.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Big oh Love just ran it down our face for
like six plays. Oh, now we have the guy that
can't think that's going to come into just battering ram
Us in the face. That would be fun to watch
both of that, but then that's the.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Probaback and white cookie backfield.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Actually, this is why you can't do it, because then
your quarterback would see how much fun they were both
having running over people, and you you want him to
stop running face first into people or.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Would do triple option with all three of them.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Yeah, but you don't want Dark to keep taking those hits.
And if he's see like he already has enough problem
with Skataboo being like that looks so much fun, I
want to do it.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
No, no, because he is Harball, and Harball is going to
be like saying, like football coach speak, like stop doing that.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
But here's the real reason why I'm not just trying
to save my job.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I feel like Harball is just going to like have
a trick special teams play where like every once in
a while he's just gonna make Kataboo get out there.
You're a gun play, go murder that guy. But then
he he it's dangerous because he will definitely hit the
guy before the ball gets to him. Big Sorry, coach,
saw guy, I hit him.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Yeah, he's a weapon, though, you gotta get him out
of He's got to be involved in. Let him be
like a first line blocker on kick return just to
hit people.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Like what if the Giants don't ever draft from the
top ten yet? What if? This is it? This is it?
Like this is where draft in time?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Well, you don't want to say never because you know
you can and then you get.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Not because of our play. You know, I hope that
for you, But that'd be so sick. It'd be so sick.
You guys are talking about the draft.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
I don't know, it's like the twenty seventh, twenty eight
thirty second pick, Like I don't well, I don't even
think about that that I've already I'm.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Thinking about who we're playing the postseason.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, this is the first draft in years when I
haven't been able to switch and take off Thursday night,
so I'm gonna be working during the draft. It's gonna
be very weird.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Draft is also the easiest thing to not pay attention to.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I love it though I watch it.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
I like it, but also like, and that's the list.
Cool got the list? Thanks.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I don't like doing that though, I see. I'm just
gonna be at work getting really mad that people are
ordering food. You guys are making me work.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
While you decided to eat tonight. You want dinner. I
got pissed off today at dinner time, I got back
from all.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
The caterings, and then you know, we had a rush
at work, so I was I was busy, and then
I'm just trying to catch up on like the seventy
text in the group chat. And it took me half
an hour catch up on the text because people just
kept ordering food and I kept having to run food
and like work. It was fucking bullshit. It was really
pissing me off.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yeah, but then you guys, this is how I pay for.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Stuff, So like I was just like responding to things
like as I was catching up on it. So then
when I finally caught up, it was just like four
messages of me responding to things that are an hour
and a half old.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
I do like the like I don't know if it's Android,
but I know like if you have just iPhone ones,
you can just hold and reply to Yeah, like you
respond to exactly what it is, Like, Hey, I know
that that was like an hour and a half ago.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
But now I'm I've got this.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
I've got a buddy that does that without responding to
the specific text and he'll.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Having a decipher what you like. You're like, yes, I'll
be there in thirty minutes. No, I didn't see that,
And you're.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Like, oh, fuck, what it is? Who are you talking to?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Like I prefer pickles? Like what the Oh that's right.
We were talking about pickles versus cucumbers two and a
half hours ago.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Yeah, strawberry ice creams for pussies? Like what uh were
we talking ice cream?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:58):
That was when I wasn't involved.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Shout out, Brandon, I love you, buddy.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
But the draft is back, and I don't.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Know in the top ten. That's so much fun.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Yeah, first round missed text lines, but yeah, but now
you can just root for whoever the Cowboys pick with.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
That pick to suck.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Oh, I mean I'm going to anyway, that'd be sad. Usually,
I mean the Packers are usually late first round anyway.
So it's just kind of it's never anyone flashy. You're
just like, oh, I bet he's gonna be a real
good player in two or three years.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
And remember when the when Harbaugh's and the Ravens, everybody
the Ravens took, You're like, oh, that guy's gonna be
real good because Harbaugh knows Harbor knows something. Now I
get to do that for me. I look like Harvel
Reefs probably gonna be Hall of Famer.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Our second round pick that has some mock drafting a
defensive tackle out of Georgia, and I was like, probably
a good pick. Those guys seem to be pretty good.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Yeah, Like if it's a school that I know watching good,
that's good. I like that, that's good.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
You know what good?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Pick a wide receiver out of Ole Miss Yeah, I
think I remember that name.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
You get a guy like tight end out of Idahs,
You're like, fuck, I have no idea who this guy is. Yeah, dude,
it's day three, it's the seventh round. You're not supposed
to know all these guys, Well, all I mean, we
could have got this other guy. He says he went
to Oregon.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
We got him at pick one sixty. He was projected
around picked one hundred. Steal. Yeah, definitely no red flags
there that he went sixty picks later than projected.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
When the Giants got Campscataboo, I was just like, fucking,
I know that name.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
That's our guy, white running back ours God and.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Really wanted him last year to fall to the Packers.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I did call it. I was like, if they get
camp Scatabuy, be a fairy happy boy. And then we
took him, and.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
No, you can't have camp Scatta yet. I don't buy
people's jerseys that are younger than me. I'm gifted it.
I will wear it, but I will I don't. I
have a camp Scataboo Angry runs shirt awesome on NFL Network.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
They always do.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Each week one of the guys picks the angriest run
of the week, and Campscataby won like three of the
seven weeks he played. It was like they wouldn't give
him back to back, but he would just say, oh yeah,
this is Camp's gotta be running over six people scaring
a touchdowns.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
The embodiment of football.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
He is, and you know who it was, John Harbaugh,
and John Harbo gets to get run that.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I'm happy for you, dude. This is gonna be such
a fun, exciting season for you. You got horriball.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Just show me something happy. Just made me feel happy.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
You've got horball.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
That's all I asked.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
You have a horrible So happy. You're in good hands.
You will be successful this year. You may not make
the playoffs. It may not be no, but we gotta
make the playoffs. You probably will make. But I'm just saying,
you know, for the next eight to eighteen years, you
have a very good team on your hands, because that's
what Harbaugh does. Yeah, look at that. Look at that smile.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Yeah, thanks man, Thanks man.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
He take it back then, and I can't take it back.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I can make the playoffs. I'll take it back. The
baseball season be over. I won't curse him next year.
All right, all right, draft is back, dude, Football's back.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Also back as Diana Rossini, he saved a.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Guy's life with a very tall man with a.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Very tall man reporting they were like a tall guy
lifted her over the car to get in the car
and save the man and his dog.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
And hell yeah, save the dog. All is forgiven.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Everybody was like, oh, this this bad name for a female.
This she's sleeping her way at the top. You say
about a hero saved a life.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Which, by the way, I want to go on the record,
I have no problem sleep in your way to the top.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Now, don't get a fucked.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
We got a pay gap and all that kind of
ship use whatever.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
She was literally an insider inside her. She was literally
like that was her job title was insider. And now
she saved a dog. So he's a hero. She's a hero.
So like what I understand, it was a girls trip.
They said it was a girl's trip. Why would they lie,
Why would they lie? Why do they lie?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Nobody else took any pictures of any of the girls.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
And also maybe it was her husband hired a p
I firm that I was here released. But then her
husband's an Eagles fans a scumbag, not her that was
allegedly doing the thing.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
It was him. Eagles fans comeback.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah, I was gonna say it all goes back to
the Eagles.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
They're just he could probably he could probably sniff out
scumbagger because he's like such a scumbag. He's like, I
feel smells like scumbaggery.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I mean, you know what. She stayed with him faithfully
for fifteen years. But you can only be with an
Eagles fan for so long.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
It's gotta wear on you. It's gotta wear on you.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
But anyway, she saved the dogs, right, we're pro Deana
Recita croudy.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I love you And then what do you have?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Cigarettes are a comeback kid, because not if you're.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
British, well we're not.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
So England has officially fallen guys officially.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Officially like seventeen seventy six, Mondy.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
They just passed the law.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
It's been two hundred and fifty years. The Empire has
been gone.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
So they just passed a law that if you're born
I think it was like June first, two thousand and
eight or January first, two thousand and eighty were born
on that day or later, it means you just till
eighteen or younger now or whatever it is, for the
rest of your life you can't buy cigarets. Cigarettes are
now outlawed in England starting with that date, So if
you're older than that, you can still buy cigarettes for
the rest of your life other than that cigarettes are

(56:13):
now illegal for you for the rest of your life
to buy. They're trying to phase out having a fucking
cigarette in England. Are you fucking kidding me? I don't
want new Wars guys, I really don't. We're wrapping up one.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
You're a big Iran War guy.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
I don't want any more New Wars.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
But you know what, I think, I'm focused on Iran.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
I when we pull out of Iran fully, we're already
over there. Let's just fucking take England. Deserve to do that, dude.
They're they're saying, you can't have a fucking cigarette anymore.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
We did the cool thing where we like, we're like,
we could take your country, but like, actually we don't
want it. Yeah, and you know what, we want to
be just our own thing.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Leave us.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Here's what we do. Let's just take them. They're done,
the rest of them. Nobody in the world likes England.
But here's the thing. We'll take them back. We'll make
them better than when they win the World Cup. Guess what,
we actually won the World Cup.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Well, but then we get all their players, that's true,
So then we win the World Cup. It's like, Wow,
dominates everything in the fucking world and we don't have
a shitty country. That's like, I got so what brov,
you can't have a fucking cigarette.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah. Then they're just basically like people from Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Oh you know how our whole country is covered in
fucking clouds all the time and you never say your son,
So it's depressing you off have a cigarette, nom off
of you. They're just like where that accent's going?

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
It was all over the place, but I think you
landed it then, h country. They would just be if
we took them over there just be like Eastern Seattle.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Pretty much.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
It's cloudy all time.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
What do we call them New New York like like
the original York is now new we start naming everything
in their country, like we've got New Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Like, no one to be New Atlanta, like something that
we started New Birmingham.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
You're named after our Birmingham Now.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
No, it's ours. Yeah, I do like that.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Liverpool is New Austin because music.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Yeah, okay, I'm I'm on.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
So I think we should just take back England and
not really taking them back. We should just take England Ireland.
Guess what you're finally.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Freaking I don't want them.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
I don't want them either. I just don't think they
deserve to be sovereign anymore. But they've lost that right.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
But that's like one of the things like when another
like maybe other countries look at us sometimes like that,
like y'all do that? That's y'all who like that's what
I look at them like, you can't buy SIGs? Every
time the guy that can't buy cigarettes is talking to me.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Every time we invade another country, the rest of the
world has some shit to say. Who's gonna say anything
about England? Nobody likes England.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Do you think they can't buy cigarettes because of what
people were calling them? No? Fine, Robert, do you know
what they call the cigarettes? Like, if you wanted to
have a sig? They don't call them darts.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
What do they call them? Pat?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Tom? Do you actually not know where? You're just trying
to get me to say the word?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
No, I don't say it, don't.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
Do you think that's they're like, Hey, this this slang,
we can't have.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
This any We gotta get rid of the sligh.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Oh well, ban at all.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I mean it's bad word, but when you say bumma,
it rolls off the tongue well with the accent. My accident,
it wouldn't work. Yeah, sounds like I'm saying I'm gonna
do something completely different, but in the British accent.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Also, and then we can just hate the trashy British
act or just the British accent in general. It sucks.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
They get like they're probably they're they're trying to fight
cancer and get the cancer is done.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I understand that, but.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
It's like somethings like you can protect people from themselves
only until you.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Can't.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Also, it's like now like I don't smoke cigarettes, but
I've never wanted to smoke a cigarette more than when
people like put a ban on stuff like that. So
I don't vape. I want to go by thirty five
vapes and just start vaping. Because you guys are trying
to ban vapes. Like fuck you, guys, like, don't tell
me what I can can't do.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Everything we do is off of freedom. I want to
do it. I'm gonna do.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
I wear a seatbelt when I dry all freedom, but like,
fuck you, you should be able to put a lot since
they get a ticket if I'm not wearing a seatbelt.
If I want to fly through a window, then let
me fly through a winter. That's my decision, it's not
your decision.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
You get arrested for mean Facebook posts over there, you
can't smoke a cigarette. All they're doing is trying to
suck the joy out of everything, so I can't. What
we need to do, Arsenal's gonna bother it again is
we need to send them the people from here that
know about having the fun the most and are the
most fun loving people. I think once we take in England,
we send them a shit ton of Latinos.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
We just give them kid Rock. No, dude, think about
kid Rock. Go there. It's kid Rock and Kanye.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
They invaded the entire world and didn't bring any spices
back home. We bring some actual seasoning back to that
fucking shit rock of a country.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
I don't want to give them a glow up, dude,
No like I like that. It's just like your meat.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Our Latinos with their soccer players, we create the soccer
greatest soccer players of all time. We win the World
Cup all the time. They finally have some cuisine that's
worth anything in that kind.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Don't want them to have a cuisine, dude, like I
like that on it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
It's gonna they're gonna be our property at that point.
That's Puerto Rico we have. Also, the people are being
oppressed all the time, Dude, we need to send them
some Latinos. They can teach them how to have fun.
Fucking we start having King Senias pop up all over England. Dude,
they're gonna get back into having fun again.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
We said pip all to them. Dude, they'd be dilling
all day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
See all day, So you're starting to come around on it.
Begin Also, I'm pretty sure we can just take them
without like a war, Like, what are they going to do?
Kick soccer balls at us? They've got stuff, do they?
They've got the Royal Air Force. Okay, our fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Past wooden ships.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Yeah, our ships are better. Yeah, they're literally an island.
We just surround them. Plus, I think most of them
would be happy with it. And we get that stupid
fucking sausage fingered King out of.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
There, then the Jaguars would have they move there. We
have an NFL team there, and they'd be really we
would ruin our sundays.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Honestly, what we do is we just move the ufl
over there, use them as like a feeder system.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
To like the actual sport gamblers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Yeah, and then honestly we started there. Then football spreads
across Europe. We start spreading the game of football, actual football,
among them, and then they get rid of their stupid
fucking version of it. Think about how many, because we
west Ham think, think about how many good kickers we
can get from Europe?

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
He is like thirty two, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah, and how many of the kickers that we have
that are pros absolutely suck balls? How many times does
your team miss a field goal? And you're like this
is not now we have a kicker. So I'm fine,
I don't want to be able to get better fair enough.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Yeah, let's let's take that wants to take England? All right?
And how was their comeback kids segment?

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Now let's move out of the not cool stegment where
we get to gripe about stuff like England not cool.
Man's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
I'll go first. Mine's a pretty stupid one. But I
was under.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
The impression until earlier this week that we got rid
of inspection stickers. Somebody was telling me like, yeah, you
don't have to do inspections anymore. Like that fucking rocks hell, yeah,
I don't have to get the Like that was always
like a chore. You'd have the month that you had
to do it. You're like, uh, it's fucking April. At
the end of the month, I gotta go, or else
I'm gonna when you're doing a U turn at some
point in time, a CoP's gonna be sitting under there

(01:03:24):
GP Nope, pull you over his ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
No, you have to get a sticker. Still, it's just
a different name.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Well, it was always the inspection sticker and the registration sticker.
When they told us all you don't have to do
the inspection sticker anymore, we all wrongfully assume that means
no more inspections. Yes, but now you just have to
get the inspection. For them to do your registration.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
You have to have yes, so it has to for
your registration to remain valid, you have to do that.
But it's an emissions check. So what they're not doing
is like checking I think breaks and the horn and
the lights and wipers and all that stuff. Now they're
just not checking the safety stuff. They're just checking your emissions.
And it's like, if you're gonna do it, just check
the safety stuff then, yeah, just just do it all.

(01:04:08):
They just cut their thing and happen you still pay
eighteen dollars from to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
And I was just like, wait, I gotta do an
emissions that what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
So that I looked it up and it says as
of January first, twenty twenty five, non commercial Texas vehicles
no longer require annuals inspections, but seventeen counties in Texas
mandate emissions inspections for your registration to remain valid.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
And we are definitely and we are in that. I
think it's basically like small towns in the middle of Texas,
don't make you do it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
I mean it was it took ten minutes, but it
was the fact that I had a chore. I was
told I didn't have this chore. He was like, yeah, no, Like,
when was the last time you got one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
It probably haven't had twenty minutes with all the other stuff.
Now it's ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
But it was like I hadn't had one since I
had this car that I have, And the guy's like, man,
you you should have had one. Then I was like, well,
I was. I was told we didn't need inspections. He's like,
we you need emissions Jack yet it's just but might
not cool is the fact that we just renamed the
chore like we didn't. We made it seem like we
were taking away at chore, but we just put a

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different name on the chore. Now it's not inspection, it's
an emissions And so that was my not cool. I
was pissed about that this week. So I'm really sorry
that minor not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
But that was not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
I got two of them. One on the way here,
I took the U turn, couldn't get over in time,
so I had to fucking lap back around the highway
and do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Shame hey, but at least you weren't the guy. It's like,
I'm still gonna get over.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
I'm just gonna create traffic for everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Sorry, let me over, Please, please let me over.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
No, No, I had and then I didn't want to
get in the U turn again in Michigan, so then
I had to sit at the light before I went left.
That was kind of paying the ass. The other one
yesterday for the catering today, I had to empty out
our van and get all the shit out and get
all the stuff we needed for today. Guess what it
did yesterday? It rained. And these shoes, as you can see,
are kind of cloth. My feet were soaking wet yesterday

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just right through my shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
It yeah fast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
It was uncomfortable. I was not happy. Yeah, thank you, Bobby.
What do you got?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I had some pretty quick ones too.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
I don't like twist off bottle caps of like glass
bottles only they work. They don't work for me. My
hands just end up getting red and like the plastic ones,
like the metal ones. Yeah, I think you're trying to
do Oh okay, aquapana.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
What do you mean what do you mean they don't
work for you? Like you can't get that, I can't
get it off.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
No, and I like I said, instead my little girl hands,
my hands get all red and like no, and this
just hurts.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Have you tried just handing it to a man next
to you and asking him to do it? And that
was really you know, it is cool to do that
for my boss this morning, actually, but he's seventy years old, so.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
That is a cool feeling. Like what I said, Well,
you open this canon sauce or whatever, I'm like, gotcha, baby, Yeah,
and you have a lift anything else heavy? I do
have a can opener, but like it's supposed to be
twist off something. Let me try to it off. I
don't care what a can opener work, like a like
a yeah yeah, like okay, yeah yeah this' And then

(01:07:26):
arly today I made myself a chicken sandwich fried chicken sandwich,
and the first bite that I took, I guess hadn't
cool down enough and like just like all the juices
hot juices fell over my my lips and mouth, yeah
myself a little.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Now you just can't taste anything.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Yeah, that's the worst when it like runs down your lip. Yeah,
and then you have like an outside burn. Oh yeah,
it takes forever to go away. You can't stop messing
with it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
But you feel like yours like swollen times the size
it normally is, even though it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
But that's a really good one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
It's very good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Run shitty one, Yeah, that sucks. That's a big you know,
it's a cool glass bottle top is like if you
go I don't, it's not practical at all, but when
you go to certain restaurants that they're water that they
pour into your glasses is like already in a glass
thing that has the like pry thing I don't know

(01:08:22):
what it's called, where like you have to put like
the quirk goes into it and then you and you
like pull it back and the cork goes up. I
always think that it's like this is super unncessary. Just
have a fucking picture.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Of water that you run around with. We don't need
to keep filling.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
This little bottle because somebody in the back is filling
all of the little bottles that then they're going.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
To have to refill. Just refill a picture, dude, It's
not that hard to do pictures all day. He run
through a whole room. All right, who needs water done?

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Oh sorry, I just filled up this table. Let me
go to the back and refill this tiny little bottle.
I'll be back to your table.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Yeah, but the bottles are cool when you get to
pry it open like that. All right, that was not
cool sement. Our next segment is the answers to it.
We're wrapping things up where you know, we did the
pre comes of it. That was the longest portion of
this podcast this week. We gave you some business ideas.
We talked, We talked about all kinds of things. You
got a high thought a drunk idea, a business idea.
You want to run bias wh wants to power rank things,

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Give us five similarly related things and we will power
rank the fuck out of them better than anybody else.
You want parenting advice, medical advice, relationship advice, any anything
you need to ask the experts, we're here for you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Scientists stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
We obviously talked a lot of science already today, so
we can help you out on that. You want to
know what if, like Bowser is a turtle, we can
help you with that stuff too.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
So anything you got, hit us up. We're at past
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Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
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use past grey pot at gmail dot com put answers
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Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
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Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Make sure to hashtag ptg answers at the end of
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Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
This is the answer segment.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Don't do just.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Answers the question.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Why did you answer the question?

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Answer answer? Don't thank the subject, Just answer the question,
kept talking.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Answer answer any questions.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Our first question this week is from Sam Boland, and
Sam says, are rings holes?

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Initially I wanted to say your finger in it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
It's a hole. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Initially I was like, rings are rings, but then it's
got a hole in it. I looked at mine and
I was like, yeah, rings are actually more whole than
they are ring. And if you're more whole than a
ring sounds like my ex wife, am I right, fucking bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
But if you're if you're more ring than your whole
than you just whole.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Unless you want to say a ring isn't a hole,
it has a hole. If you want to get real
Samantha about it, that's what.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
I was like, it's a ring, but it's got a hole.
But I think a ring is just a wearable hole.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
In fact, we should probably rebrand him that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Way, wearable holes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Yeah, Robert, it sounds off but on at the same time,
off but on. I'm a fan of that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Yeah, I think so, because I'm thinking, like Sonic, you know,
he gets the rings, he goes, he goes through.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
That, he's going through it's a hole. Yeah, so it
is a wearable hole.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Itch. The goals are rings, but you throw it through
there into the hole.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Yeah, rings are holes that you can wear. Great question,
Great question, Sam.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
Next up, we've got Darren Chason, and Darren says, how
does medication know where to go? Like when I take
a pill to fight a cold or a painkiller, how
does it know where in my body to go?

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
To quote one of the smartest men I've ever seen
on TV, science bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Jesse Pinkman, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
I know, we joke about being science guys, but I
don't fucking I do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Obviously the answer to this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
As a scientist and somebody's watched a lot of scrubs,
so I'm basically a doctor, I think it doesn't nowhere
to go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
I think that it just goes everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
I think the medication just goes everywhere. But like if
your arm is hurt and you're taking your painkiller, the
pain in your arm goes away, and you feel that
because you had pain in your arm. But then I
also think that like that's why you get drowsy on shit,
because it's like all the other stuff in your body
is like feeling that way too. It's like, well, I'm
kind of tired because this is relaxing me. This is
relaxing my If it's a muscle relaxer, it's relaxing your muscle.

(01:12:49):
Then you're like, yeah, I'm just tired.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Because even if it's just like like my back is
sore or I've got a headache, I take the same
medicine for it and it works in two different areas.
How does that?

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
It just goes everywhere and like the areas that you're
feeling whatever, and you don't feel that anymore. So you're like, ah,
it worked there. It didn't just go oh, Pat has it?
Lowers is everything.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
It's just if nothing's wrong with the other body parts,
it doesn't feel like anything happened to them.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Yeah, but it's not like Pat's lower left side of
his back is sore.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Let me just go right to there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
It's just like boom, and it just paints the whole
part of you, whole body and then whatever you felt
was ailing you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
I think that is how it works. It's a spray
and praise.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
I should have Actually, my mom's a pharmacist. I should
actually ask her this question and see if she can
give me some sort of like, I need you to
really dumb it down for me, because I don't know
if you know this about your son's an idiot, Explain
this to me, Mommy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
It's just spray and pray.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Medicine just uses a shotgun approach. Yeah, we'll just hit everything.
Eventually it'll get the right one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Or was the big gun and call it with mine?
Where the saw, it's just the saw and just just
hoping you hit it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Yeah, just sprays everything.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Because it's like I don't know, I think like Chimo's
medicine and that's how I was also looking at it,
where like chemo is just like this is going to
fuck up everything in in you, but it's gonna kill
the bad stuff. So it's like it's gonna go everywhere
and kill the good stuff. It's gonna kill the good stuff.
It'snna kill the bad stuff. So like our goal is
to get rid of the bad stuff. That's essentially like
you want your headache to go if you take a
tile and all. So it's like we're just gonna cover

(01:14:27):
all this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
I you know, I feel like we're probably right. There's
a good chance that we are way wrong on this,
and medicine actually does No, it can't. It's medicine. It's inanimate,
it doesn't have any way to actually know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Yeah, it's a little pill.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
This has to be the answer.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
It's a little pill. Obviously we know the answer. Were dark.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I mean, how does viagraa know where to go for
just that one thing? Though? My pinky doesn't get stiff?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Oh it does.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Have you been watching my pinky?

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
You are?

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
You were telling me you're like you had the heart
panky ever that it does. If you think a viagrant,
that would be a fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
If you took an offrand viagra and it was just
straightening out your fingers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Like no, not again, not again, No, I can't write anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Took viagra gave me arthritis.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
You can't open the doors and they're just stuck open.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
I can't open this twist bottle.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
Good question, Darren, and I respect you for respecting our medical.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
So uh, I feel like we crushed that. Boys, if
we crushed.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
That, Todd Voss writes in with our next question, He's
at as Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV on X,
and Todd says, are clowns more creepy?

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Were funny?

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
I think they're funny. I've never been creeped out by
clown Like I understand the big ones people like, oh
it's the clown. Uh. People forget Bozo. The clown brought
joy to many for years. Drank the clown from WWE.
He was very funny.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
In the ring, Fisbo the clown Fisbo. A lot of
people don't know about Fizzboll.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
I'll people sleeping on Fizzbe might be the best of
them because it was my favorite personally.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
And you know what, he could probably beat drinks the
clown in the ring too, who.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
Could he easily could?

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
I think clowns were in. Clowns are more funny because
their intention is to be funny, and then people got
scared of them because, you know, I think it was
the anti clown agenda, the media pushing their anti clown agenda,
like sea clowns hide and gutters and they try and
eat people. And clowns are.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Sleeping on dark roads at night in twenty seventeen, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
And they scare people.

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
And clowns are always in all of your hounded houses
now because they're scary. I think clowns are They were
made to make people laugh and to distract bulls and
other rodeo.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Animals, rodeo clowns. Forgot about them too.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
But clowns are like, they're helpful but also funny because
you're like, ah, look at that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
He's dressed wacky, he.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Got big nose. Yeah, Ronald McDonald, he's a clown.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
He's a clown. He's supposed to be. It's not funny
or scary.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
But clowns make fucking animal balloons.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
That's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
That's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
That's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
You mean this balloon is a giraffe, Now that's just hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Honestly, if you're scared of clowns, you need to take
a look at yourself. Bick. Why are you afraid of
a clown?

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
And you're allowed to be afraid of whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
But like, just because you're afraid of it doesn't mean
that it's creepy or that it is inherently scary. You're
just scared of that thing. You could be afraid of hawks.
Hawks aren't always scary. Hawks could be chill as fuck.
But just because you had bad experience as a hawk
one time that you now have a fear of hawks,
that doesn't mean hawks are bad.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
It's a good way to put it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
I think there's just a lot of anti clown speak
going on everywhere in the world right now, and people
just get swept up in like, no clowns are bad,
all clowns are about not all clowns.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
I just like there's less clowns than there used to be. Also,
the only ones you see are the ones in media from.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
Like It It Yeah, and then they just had the
prequel to it on HBO, So people are like, see,
clowns are bad. It's like no, no, No, clowns are meant
to be Finns are chill, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Clowns are meant to be funny. So clowns are are
more funny than creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Great question, don't the clowns? Don't be afraid of?

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Don't be afraid. You're good, dude, You're good. Great question.
Todd not always delivers.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Uh. We got Michelle Donald with our next one, and
Michelle says, do actions still speak louder than words?

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
If I scream first.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Of all, I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna say Michelle Denell.
That's more fun that way. I know I'm pronouncing your
last name in correctly.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
But you know what Larry did now used to be
a tie end of the giants, and you just spelled
that way, so.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
It probably is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Consider changing the pronunciation of your name.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
For well, I mean, I don't know if I just
missed mispronounced it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
I think you're probably right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
He didn't give me Michelle.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
That's a name you remember.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Oh yeah, it does rhyme. Yeah, I said Donald, So yeah, Michelle,
change it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
No, actions do still speak louder than words, because if
you're screaming, I can punch you in the throat and
then you're not screaming anymore. My action has silenced you.
Therefore it is louder that Yeah. Yeah. Also I could
the way the saying is supposed to be used. I
can say I'm gonna do something we all know probably

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not gonna happen. My actions are the ones doing the speaking. There.
We can also have a lot of ideas that I
don't follow through on.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
You can also do a lot of actions that are
louder than screams, like jackhammering.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
You scream, pull a gun, which one's louder.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Ye, I was gonna say, murder can be louder murder
with silence.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
You're screaming, so then that action silence.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Did guns in themselves very loud.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
I think murder is the action that would be louder
than all words.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Really, I bang two fucking sticks together, that's gonna be loud.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
I was wondering where you're going with that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
I blow into a vouvuzela. That's loud.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
That's loud. I take your vuzela and smash you over
the head with it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
That's louder, hopefully, because then it is the action.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
The action is louder.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Yeah, No, actions are always louder.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Actions are loud.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
I mean, if you scream, the gap closes a little bit,
but it's still like actions are still.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Scream is temporary. My action could be permanent.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
Like again murder. Yeah, going back to murder allegedly. Good question,
Michelle Deanell.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
I mean think about it this way. Minds, no words,
all actions, great performance.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
What was the little shell YouTube kit? Remember the YouTube
bo No, there was like, oh Marcel Marcel the Sheell
with shoes on? Michelle Denell could be friends with Marcell
Michelle with shoes on? Yeah, let us know if you
know Marcel, if you know him, I'd love to meet him,
love to meet him.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
And it was at her but still love to me
loved to meet him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
I thought Marcell was a voice thing is voiced.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
By the female. That's okay, although I don't assume gender,
so I would never ask this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Now Tommy Pickles was voiced by a female.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Bart Simpson, here you go.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Actually, I don't know about Tommy Pickles.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
I think I think Tommy Pickles might have.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Usually young boy characters are voiced by women. They can't
the octave range.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
Devin Phillips has their last question of the week, and
Devin says, are your ears part of your face?

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
No, your face like stops at like right where your
sideburns would end before your ears. I want your hairline,
your hairline to the bottom of your chin and then
to like the start of your ears. Your ears are
part of your head, just like the head on your
hair or the hair on your head is. But you're
like I wouldn't be like Alex if you're like your

(01:21:32):
hair part of your your face.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
I would bet my facial hair is, but not the head. Yeah,
like the hair that's on top of it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
I wanted to say yes because like, if you think
of a picture of a face, you see the ears there,
but that's just the your ears are part of your head,
not your face. Like if you think about it logistically,
it's it's the answer is no, but I want to
say yes, but you're you're right, they're not part of
your face.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
Think of a mask, like you have the over the
head masks where that those will have those will have
ears on them. But like the mask mask Jim Carrey
ad was just like a face mask and that didn't
have ears. If it's just the face, that's eyes, nose, mouth,
If you have a beard, that counts as being on

(01:22:16):
your face. So like like your neck beard doesn't count because.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Face front front facing ears sideways. There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
There we go. Got at the bottom of that real quick.
I think we crushed these questions due I don't. I've
never felt more confident about crushing the questions.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
I feel so smart right now.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Thank you everybody that submitted questions.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Shout out to Sam, Darren, Michelle, Devin, and Todd you
guys rock and girls rock hell. Yeah, all right, that's
our pod. Robert, how about that? How about that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
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and he says this is a comment that usually gets

(01:23:37):
a start off.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
But I mean, he's not wrong, it's accurate. It is
a comment.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
So again at ALSJ Milton at Not Pat Dean, at
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on All Socials. Let's do our random celebrity who you
guys wanna go with. I'm gonna go Ann Hathaway and.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Hathaway I'll go with Diana Rossini.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Diana Rascini. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go, Prince because
they got the Prince movie coming out?

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Is even in this database? I don't know why?

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
And Hathaway Diana Rossini, Prince, Let's do it?

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Wait? Can I change?

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
Michael Keaton because I've been watching The Batman, Michael Keaton
and Hathaway and Prince, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Olivia Day have
a land, Jackie Joiner, Kersey, Larry Bird, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Capriotti,
Bruce Lee and Stephie Graff. Stefan Graff looks like Carmelo
soprano on that. All right, Anne Hathaway, Prince and Michael Keaton,

(01:24:50):
Lenna Hadi, Hank Aaron Feruza, balk Alexa Chung, Robert Mitcham,
Jesse Owens, Bobby Hole and Christopher Plumber. All right, Michael
Keat and had the way Prince last time, Don Cheato,
Maggie Smith, Javier Bardem, Robert Downey, Junior, John Lennon, Roxy Music,
Bunny Austin and Gregory Heck, Nope, nobody got it. Good

(01:25:13):
luck everybody in your draft. If your NFL team is
not the Eagles or the Cowboys. Good luck and then
to everyone else, have a great rest of your week
and past the gravy, Yeah bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
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