Pass The Gravy #665: Cranberry Bog

The guys talk about horse racing, Noah Kahan, and the NHL playoffs. They also learn about genies and Alex becomes a magician.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby Powder Top and leads bread as wait. Listen, it's
a past the Great Gray. We go win fishing for
your Bitch today with Chunk and Houston Houston Baby. Now
we go ahead and let camp. We'll get a rish today, Nich.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
It's Past the Gravy Episode number six hundred and sixty five.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Happy Gravy Day.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I am Alex the Moondog Middleton here with Robert the
Hog Barbosa jokes Hello, Hello, and joining us as a
very special guest today, Pat the sun Dog Dion.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Welcome back, Pat, thanks for having me. It's good to
be good.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Good to have you on this show. I'm glad you
could make time for us today. You guys have a
great day. Yes, it feels like we haven't been doing
the for a minute. I guess it's been a week,
so I feeling like it's been about a week.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I don't know how many minutes, says that is, but
it's more than one a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, twenty five six, Yeah, that's how much time is
in a week. Then that's what the that's what the
movie rent was about that needs a week. It was
that guy had aids for.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
A week, just a week. He cured.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
He cured it. Well, they cured it. It passed, so
Magic Johnson got a career. I don't think you saw rent,
You're correct, I don't think you know the premise of
rent at all. I saw lease that I prefer that one.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh yeah, by now lead.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Lay away on my way here.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I added this toil little prep sheet on my way in,
just because I was infuriated by the fact that there
somebody was.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Obviously they did not know where they were going.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
So rather than just like trying to kind of figure
it out on the fly, they hit their hazards and
just kind of stopped and then but not not to
a complete stop, but like came to a stop to
where if you're in the middle lane, like I was
behind them, then I had to completely stop. And then
they're going like five miles an hour looking for wherever
they're looking for. Like, you can't just use your hazards

(02:23):
to just be like I'm gonna drive like a fuck face,
Like I get it. If you get a flat tire,
something happens to your car, you gotta hit those those
hazards on there if you had to pull over the
right side and let somebody out, or you're picking somebody
up or something like that. I get that. Hazards guy,
go on for that. I understand what hazards you're for
and that there are unique situations for them. But you
can't just use your hazards to drive like a fuck face.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
No, there are hazards because there's a hazardous situation, he said,
flat tip. You becoming the hazard.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Doesn't like like, you can't just willingly be like, I
don't know if I'm looking at this whole food that
I was going to, or is this rooftop cinema club
I'm going to, or is this this whatever this other
restaurant is this it?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Le'll be uh, slow down and look. It's like, no,
you have to drive by and be like that's not it.
Let me look it up in the GPS. Now I
got a you turn around. It's not my responsibility. I
don't have to stop buying you.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, it's not for when you are the hazard. I
don't know where I'm going, So this is everybody else's problem. Now, No, Yeah,
you're a piece. You should have you should have gotten
out real quick and just punched out both of his
tail lights. Got back in your car, drove away. Now
there's no hazards. I didn't want to do that, but
I was. I just yelled. I was like, fuck, go
go slow. Bab honked a couple of times. What is

(03:30):
more frustrating slow drivers or slow walkers, depending on the area.
I think I actually go slow walker, because like.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Driving slow walker and like a mall slow walker is
all time infuriating, Like in a public setting, like if
you're trying to go to a game, somebody's walking like
six deep, just slow as fuck talking.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
They don't give a fuck. That's the worst. I almost
pushed my bass in the back today just because he
was slightly in front of me walking. We weren't even
like it wasn't we weren't running around at the time
the Russian passed. I didn't have anything to do. Particularly
he was just in front of me and walking slow,
and I was just like, say a fucking move. I
almost double hand shoved him, but you know, he had

(04:12):
his gallbladder out last week, so I couldn't do that.
It was probably, yeah, probably not good fun. I did
poke him with the belly twice today, and he was like,
fucking don't just check it. I was like, my bad,
I forgot. I forgot, I forgot check I forgot about
the gallbladder. Hey, do you have me to treat you differently?
I don't.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
I don't treat Yeah, it's like, hey, I treat everybody
the same, whether or not you had gallbladder.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Surgery or not. But do you have me to treat
you special? Sorry little injured boy. But usually you know
you're in traffic when it's on a one lane road,
it sucks. But slow walkers and something drive me out
of my fuck some of them.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
That makes it like you feel like you get a
little bit of a wind with slow drivers even though
you don't.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Is like you get to do the motherfucker are you
fucking serious?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Look when you're driving past him, like bitch, why why
why are you going so slow?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm not just gonna cuss out somebody to their face
for being a slow walker. They have guns. I'm gonna
only get very angry about it and then find a
quick time where I can just like speed walk around
them real quick. Yeah what if I did the speedwalk
but like turn and looked at them as I sped
walk past. We should start making that thing.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I always like if it's again like tree walking, the
mall is where the slowest walkers are, which is ironically
where people also go to just walk around the mall.
But it's always where like, hey, I have my eight
people with me, let's walk as as far apart as
we can parallel to one another, and then just not
fucking have any pace. And you're like, all right, is

(05:31):
there this couple's holding hands. Okay, well they're not a couple,
so let me just break through right here.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Hey, my family, I don't care if I could side
five people wide and then you can just stop and
hug a wall while we get past you. No one
of you tuck behind the others.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
My wife, it gets infuriated at times when like we're
at a place like that, like I couldn't. I couldn't
just walk behind them. They were going so slow. We
had kids that were walking fast to them. We have
a one year old that is booking it past this guy,
Like that guy's not even trying to walk.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
You might as well just be standing to get a
cane to start whacking people with it. I get old enough,
I will, Oh sorry, I didn't say there Sunday, I'm
gonna be a great, cranky old man. Yeah, you're already like,
well on your wad. I'm gonna be elite, Like I'll
be thirty years into the practice by the time.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
You're pretty much a cranky old man right now. You
just haven't at the age. They're just waiting to be years.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm aging into my personality.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, which is a good thing, I think maybe, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Good some ways, Yes, some ways. If it wasn't good
to be bad, and I don't want to tell you
it's bad, something can get better in my life. Something
can get better. Everything else just worse. But hey, one
day I'll meet my crankiness with age. How you feel
about your bruins, I feel pretty good. I mean, they
weren't supposed to even be here this year.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
A'm supposed to be there, supposed to be Red Wings.
Apart from me fucking blows everything.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Blowing the first two games and then just not showing
up game four. They're played as good as them every
single game. Jeremy Swingeman's playing out of his fucking like
the other night when they gave up, I think all
six were on him, but none of them were on him.
None of them were.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
His all of mind at his team, He's like, yo, motherfuckers,
what do we gotta do is they may want to
hang out and play some defense.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Like I was sitting there, I was like, well, four
goals in the first period and none of them were
his fault. That sucks. And then the fifth hapen I
was like that was his fault, and the sixth like
how but it.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Was like, well, like not really cold because he had
out He had outs on five out of six, but.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
It was a horrible defense. Every single one was a
horrible turnover in hand, just like what do you do?
That game was frustrating. But hey one last night posta
and ot.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
When I feel like though, great great goal by Poston
over time, David Posternak, if you nobody, if you think,
you probably don't know. I just watching us A listening
to us the hockey. So it's the NHL National Hockey.
We're gonna talk about it fast. But I think what
turned this series around, because Buffalo went up three to
one and then Boston beat him in overtime last night,
When I think turned those series around was the fact

(07:58):
that the same are a bunch of un American like,
basically they want to be Canadians. Yeah, they I do
not understand. If you don't have a Canadian team playing,
why do you need to see the Canadian national anthem?
If you were playing, okay, you got the Oilers in town,
the Calgary Flames, Montreal Canadians, you can play France's fucking

(08:20):
national anthem. I think that's what they play in Montreal.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I don't give a fuck what they play at Montreal.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
But if it's the Sabers against Boston, Buffalo against Boston,
two US cities, I don't want to hear the Canadian
national anthem. And they brought out a girls saying the
Canadian national anthem and she's saying great, but then her
mic cut out and then the whole arena was finished
all start. I was like, how do you know more

(08:46):
than the re like the O Canada home in native Land?
How do you know any more of that?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Because apparently they've been doing this. What do they say
since the early nineties they started the tradition? Why why?

Speaker 3 (08:55):
I tweeted that I was like an American and somebody's like,
this is actually not that Americans. One, shut the fuck up.
Two it is an American because I'm an American. I'm
telling you it's an American.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Like if I go to a Corpus Christie game, am
I gonna have to hear the Mexican national anthem? Just
because the country is what's close? That's that it's actually
like not even fall like the falls. They share it
with Canada.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
So like forty of the fans a lot of times
are Sabers fans like one, they should be Canadians. Shut up, dude, Italo, Yeah,
shut up. It's Unamerican as fuck. And I like, I
immediately like I didn't have a problem with with the Bruins.
I know you like the Bruins, so I want you
to be happy unless it's baseball. But that was that

(09:35):
was your own doing, and that was your own doing.
But I was like, I'd like my friend Pat to
be abby, but my buddy Rod is also a Sabers fan,
and they haven't been in the playoffs in forever.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
So I was like, I'm just happy to watch some
hockey with this. This is good. Last night I was like,
let's go Bruins.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Like the second as I was like, oh fucking I
hope Austin smokes them and they didn't and then they did,
so I was glad. So really just basically defecting as
an American city buffalo that that is why you lost.
And I hope Boston comes back and completes the three
one comeback. I hope it all. I mean, I know that,
I hope it all falls their way. And then we

(10:11):
get to look back at this moment in history and
remember when you fucking thought you're a Canadian walk it back?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
What happens to Canadian teams in the playoffs? They don't
do well.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
That's why nobody can remember when Canada last went a
Stanley Cup.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Did you think did you think that she forgot the
lyrics for a second there.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
At first, but then she like turned but then and
then when you watched it back, like she has like
that light on her mic went out.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I was like, that's a wireless mic and you lost connection,
that didn't you. A bunch of Unamerican doucheba, a bunch
of Unamerican do all the goodwill that the Bills fans
have built up with the rest of the country just.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Gone in an instant immediate I was irrationally angry at it.
Was it what the what are we doing? Wait, this
isn't an old No, this was tonight. You're right, yeah,
this was tonight. It was horrible, it was frustrating. But
so Buffalo Canadian Province.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Now, I guess yeah, splitting off of that, you said,
how Canada hasn't won anything? And god knows how many
years nobody can remember. I only measuring hockey golds and
Stanley Cups, and Buffalo is in New York and they
say New York City is the best city, not in
our country, in the world. But they haven't brought home
any hardware in quite some time, either in any of

(11:28):
not not. I think you're forgetting about the New York Liberty.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
So the major sports, you got women's basketball.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Years ago. Two basketball went it three years ago. I
said this beforehand. This isn't a shot at you. I
just wanted to do a little exercise and see if
you could name and order all the like when the
last time they won a championship For all the major
New York teams. I'll even give you one. I'm gonna
give you number eight just because it's the Brooklyn Nets

(11:57):
and they've never won a championship because they're embarrassing. But
do you think how many let's see how many you
can get. Giants would be the last one in twenty twelve,
exactly two thousand or sorry, five thousand, two hundred and
eight days ago. That's the last time.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Twenty twelve Yankees, two thousand and nine Giants.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
After that, who do you think the next there was
the Giants in ninety No, I know it wasn't ninety something.
The Yankees. No, no, no, no, no, not your last championships
the last time each of your major sport teams won one.
Oh I don't so. It's yeah, five thousand, two hundred
eight days for the Giants, Yankees, it's been just over
six thousand days. Then there's a far jump off the

(12:36):
New York Rangers last time they won a championship four
ninety four, eleven thousand, seven hundred and eighty eight days,
Mets fourteen thousand, almost fourteen thousand, five hundred days, Islanders
almost sixteen thousand days. Knicks just drive twenty thousand days
nineteen seventy three was the last time the Knicks one.

(12:57):
And then bringing up the rear, the Jets, which like
fucked them, like we just shot twenty one thousand days
nineteen sixty nine Super Bowl three. Yeah, how can they
be the greatest city in the world if they can't
even win any show.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
No, here's a fun one I like to do when
talking New York sperts that people just take out Giants
and Yankees championships and look at how many sports championships
New York.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
City has as a total not good.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Even if you throw in the Liberty and NYCFC and
the New York Cosmos and all that stuff like old
defunct teams, just Giants, Yankees and mostly Yankees. It's the
whole fucking.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Thing not good. I saw that earlier, and I was like,
that's a fun little thing that can bring in. Yeah, yeah,
I guess it is. It's aid. I could see the
look in his eyes. He thinks it's a shot at him.
It was not a shot at Really cool for a
shot at New York City because I don't like the
city of New York, which is really cool for me.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
The Giants drafted really well, so they're probably going to
bring a championship to the city New York. And I
was talking to you about it a little bit. They
got a field goal kicker. They can kick it seventy
five yards.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Hey, I'm rooting for you until they play the Packers
in the playoffs. That's a fair I have, Like, I'm
that's fair.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I think I'm addicted to watching this guy kick the
same ball over and over again.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
He gets then he kicked it three times in the
video I watched.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
But it's just like seventy five seventy five sav Hes
at the Michigan Stadium's kicking it on the wrong side
of the m and it's going in and it would
have been good for more.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, well, what were the conditions to the wind?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Michigan doesn't it's like cold as the fuck. They're still
like it's I think you're getting some lake wind.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
What if there was like a twenty mile an hour
win behind him and he just couldn't tell on the.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Video, I don't know, but I didn't notice it. I
can't tell. So I'm running with that. Be like, we
can kick the ball from anywhere on the field. Can
we got three points just walking into the stadium easily?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Hey, at the very least, you can say, once he
put pads on fifty five and in, he should be automatic.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
You mean to tell me with our offensive lineman CC Maguiago,
the Samoan guy.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
And You're not overpaying for him like some stupid Dallas
team over here. Yeah, it'd be so stupid to do
that thought. It would be a shame if Brandon Aubrey
just became a.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Fugging yeah, because he's not the hot he's the big
picker anymore.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Kickers, once they're good, they're good forever. They never suddenly
get very bad very quickly. Yeah. Never, no, never. I
can't think of one instance of anyone else never, not ever,
not one. No. It's not like there was ever a
kicker that was great for the Colts and then they
just added shake into the end of his name because
he became never. It's not like Roberto Aguayoga drafted in

(15:33):
the third round out of Florida State after not missing
one in college and then uh before the end of the.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Year Jake Moody, which ironically also, but that was different.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
That was different.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Dominique is gonna be sick and then hear me out,
hear me out, hear me out. Print the shirts already
if you want to say he makes a big kick
around Christmas time, Dominique the donkey.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
That sounds me popping? Is that a c Let's it
a tie in like Christmas song.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
It's really bad. It's like a really old Italian Christmas song.
If he kicks a field goal, just put a little
donkey kick in the football with the san hat be perfect.
Dominate the don GISs helmet on the donkey. I mean,
we'll probably in playoff contention. Probably he'll probably clinch it
like early in the month, like early December. We probably
clinch it on like a seventy nine yard field goal

(16:24):
to beat the Eagles again the second time this year
as we sweep the division. Because Jackson Dart is just
an MVP candidate, superstar quarterback, we have Cam Scataboo go
into the Pro Bowl again.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
There is something that we're best receiver in the league.
Remember in the replacements, who can forget you might have
to be. You guys are gonna have to have a
hold back guy for Cam Scattaboo after field goals. You
can't have him running out their headbutting your kicker after
he gets sixty, So we put the tip.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
We can put the bucket hat thing on him, the
Romeo Dubes hat on your kicker, yeah, or just un scattered.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Can't stop Scataboo on both of them.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, they both just gotta have the the guardian him.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
No way, Scataboo's gonna use guardian.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
No, but he has to Like, you have to have
it on the sideline. You have to have it on
the side. You can take it off when you go
on the field. Okay, only when it's on offense, not
when you're celebrating on the field. Okay, okay, Cam, he's
like hereat coach and then the Giants alta drafted. I'm
I'm sorry about talking hockey and Giants, but like Jack
Kelly is the linebacker out at Kentucky. Yeah, great linebacker name.
He's Camp Scataboo, but a linebacker. He was doing the

(17:28):
same ship, just banging his head.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
You're not any careful. You can can have too many Scataboos.
One on defense. I wanted Camp Scataboo. Well I'm saying
you got one in one. Yeah, I don't think you
can bay. And also, I don't think you can allow
those two to hang out.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
R VL reeves he's done with Cam's No, he had
a bad GPA in college or in high school. In
college it was a two point seven, which is a
decent GPA. All right, four in high school? Who cares dude,
did he go to did he go to Ohio State?
It doesn't matter, dude. He wasn't in high school to learn.
He was in high school to play ball. He was
in high school the ball, and he did and he
got taken fifth overall, so shut up.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
It worked out.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, it's gonna be sick, dude. Giants, it's the best
part after the draft. Whatever we did, that's gonna win
us a super Bowl. I don't know about you, but
we actually have a coach that I'm like, did do
the right thing.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Every time a Cowboys draft draft pick came across, I
just would point at my TV and go, bust. Yeah,
it's a fun tradition that I and the Bears. I
did it for.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
The poop down was really fucking pussy as a bust
if I ever saw one.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
You're gonna use a tenth overall pick on a safety,
not a position of need.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I got my my one year old. I was like,
we're watching the draft, let's work on Go Giants. Because
we know we don't like the Cowboys, we don't like
the Eagles. We say go Giants and we just started
booing Cowboys picks. I was like, boo Cowboys poo poo cowboys.
And so we're calling the poo poo cowboys.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Now who's that? Who's up? Who's up? Nex? Because she
was like, poop poo cowboys, We're gonna have to get
that going. I like that nickname. Oh it's great. Poopoo cowboys,
poopo cowboys. Oh.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
My father in law tried to get her some anti
giants agenda, tried to tried to promote his antside giants
rhetorick and I was like, well, now I'm that's not cool.
I'm with him more. I'm gonna just dominate this. This
is gonna be news.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
You don't. You don't mess with a father passing down
his love. We're nuking any down. You can't fight him.
But if you need me to, let me know. I'll
go fight your father in law. He's a great guy.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
But I was like, okay, i'll wrestle him. Now when
you say, I'll just like tackle boys like poopoop cowboys,
And I'm like, now, how's that going? Did the poopoo cowboys?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
All right? I'm gonna use that in my group chat
so much to rename your group chat. But cowboys, oh no,
because right now, somebody did rename the group chat to
twenty twenty six Cowboys Super Bowl champions. Sure that won't
backfire at all, never has before. Oh, poopoo decout, dear, Oh,

(19:52):
this is gonna be a fun year. Poops guy, I'm
so ready for football season. They just announced the day
that they're gonna announcement, the announcement of the announcement, the
schedule announcement announcement, and.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Then they put it in primetime and then all day
long I get to leak out the fake Texans and
Giant schedule that I make up. You think we take
bowling Green week four?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I think no Birmingham Stallions mixing some oh good call,
Houston Texans are playing the Houston Gamblers, a home rivalry game,
A non subway series.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Wow, a metro rail series, a single metro rails light
a light rail series throughout the record books when they
get to get.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
I can't remember a four mile, four and a half
hour Uber series.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
It was Giants Are or Texas that I did last
year that I put like three buys.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
They're like, how they gonna buy Week sixteen? Week three?

Speaker 3 (20:50):
And then people will just retweet it because leaked schedule,
leak schedule and that's all they look for and they
don't don't read anything like you're playing the Miami Marlins.
You sure that's to know they're gonna be playing baseball.
They played baseball the first athletelay football the second half.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I think you a Dolphins, you idiot.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
No no, no, no, no, no, I don't mean that at all.
So yeah, I don't know where we got to that from.
But Buffalo, fuck you. You're Canadian city now, and you do.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
The Toronto Sabers for one of them too. Yeah, the
way till Rod I said, suck my day. That wasn't cool.
Just don't.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
All on board with him being happy. And now I'm like,
this is Canada, dude. No, I can't Seppo a Canadian team.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
He's supporting them like he's giving us.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Never shown me his birth certificate, so I do not
know one hundred if he is from the United States.
He said, I've got American flag tattoos. I have two
of them, Like, yeah, it sounds like you're covering.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I've got a microphone tattoo. Doesn't make me a microphone dude.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Ted Cruz is a senator and that doesn't make him American.
He's an American senator. He's from fucking Canada. I don't
think we forgot We've got a Raphael Rafa Rod.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I'm starting to believe you were born on the wrong
side of that border. Show me the documents, pal, how
much maple syrup you got in your panted? Boy?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
He tried to call him out me, being like, you're
I think you're really Canadian? And I was like, Buddy,
Arthur Middleton's signed the motherfucking Decoration of Independence. That's my dude.
My nice name's on that I ever heard of it.
That's about as American as.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You can be.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Damn right, John Hancock and then Arthur Middleton, and I
don't know I farther mids had the second biggest signature.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
But I'm just telling people. I'm telling people that the guy.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah, he's like, I'm I'm just here to help help
free this country.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
We need more Arthur's around, Arty Middleton, That's all right.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Last thing I had is, you guys aren't really know
a con guys, are you? No? I'm every single time
it looks it's spelled Kahan, but it's no a con
And I really liked to know. I found out about
him on TikTok a couple of years ago. But I
really liked him because you reminded me of the Avid Brothers,
who were one of my favorite bands, and I was like,
this is the most Avid brother things since.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Avid Brothers Big Stump clop guy. Uh, that's more lumineers. E.
I don't know any of them. It's more Aluminiers. He's
like Mumpert. It's on David Brothers.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
And then like a little bit, he's like Vermont Country
because he's from Vermont. But I was really put a
new album and it's like one of those were like
the music's really like positive, but the lyrics are just like, oh,
it's so sad. All the lyrics just a sense like
you read and you're like oh that wow. Like I'm
listening to all of the words. It's so deep and

(23:43):
I feel like I'm learning more about his relationship with
his dad. Now ow wow, his friend got sober and
this is him welcoming his friend back. That's that's sober
now and he's just happy he's there. And it was
like it's a very emotionally written like album. But I
listened to it like six or seven times all the
way through and it Rocks, So I don't know. He's like, yeah,
they just he just made Folklore for Guys, which is

(24:03):
the Taylor Swift album.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
And I was like, there's.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Noa con just Taylor Swift for dudes because if if
he is, I'm I'm here for it, and if not,
I'm also here for it because no, Kon fucking Rocks.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Who would be He's got to start dating.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Uh Caitlin already married, already married. Calen Clark's with the dude, Well,
surey guy.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah. I was trying to give him a professional athlete.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
So he could be the direct correlation, but he wanted
to just like maybe get in your feels. But also
like it's great music, noa kN check it out. It's
called Great Divide, The Last of the Bugs.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
It rocks. Last of the Bugs.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, talks about the bugs living and dying in Vermont.
You can tell when they go quiet because it gets
cold Vermont. Also is like he makes it romanticized in
all of his writing. Vermond, like he has a there's
a documentary, uh Front that he put out before.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
He put the album out on Netflix. Go check it out.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
It's pretty sick and it's just about his like family
and like him making the album.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
But Vermont's got to be like bottom five states that
I know anything.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
He makes it look really cool, but then like it's
showing him at this cabin and it's just the middle
of winter and it looks beautiful but miserable.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
The only literally, the only thing Vermont is Vermont makes
maple syrup. Bernie Sanders prefer New Hampshire maple syrup, but
I know Vermont can make some good maple syrup. That's
the only thing I know.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
About from maple syrup. Catamounts and Bernie Sanders and I
no con.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
That would be my Vermont. I wouldn't have even remembered.
I never know what state Bernie is from. I just
know it's one of those ones up there. There's a
whole thing in the documentary he like introduces him. Oh
he's he's a walking resemblance of Vermont. No con, I
don't think we need Vermont like we could. We could eliminate,
just absorb it.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
No, it should be like New Hampshire, Maine, like Maine
should really be m Maine can.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Stay because it is the northernmost like it's up there.
It's the final last Vermont. It's cool main people are
like really northern rednecks, but with the sea, like they
have their own thing going on. Vermont and New Hampshire
it's the same. Just make New Hampshire bigger, like we could,
we could get rid of them. Does Maryland do anything?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Maryland's yeah, it's got the capital in it, Washington. I
feel like that's a useful about Rhode Island.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, no, Rhodel Rhode Island gets to say because it's
so ridiculously stupidly small. But Rhode Island is just one
of those weird cool things you get, Like.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
It always pisses me off that there, just like like
the New England patriots, like New England should just like
Massachusetts should just get all that's make it a bigger state.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
You get Rhode Island, Maine, Vermont.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Heck, throw it all up there, New Hampshire, let's just
call it New England like that was there was the
New England colonies. Like that's just we don't I get it.
They're old. They were one of the first ones there.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
As long as Texas is still big, what do we
do in New Hampshire Rhode Island? Huh? As long as
Texas is still bigger, I'm fine with that.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Like, you can fit all of that pretty much into Texas,
Like just make it one.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
We could then put Puerto Rico on the flag. Huh,
like yeah, and we take them. We can put them there.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
We could combo. Dakota's can be just one state. Yeah,
Carolina's could be their own, Virginia West Virginia, merge those
We've done this, so many just could be split up.
But you know what, they have basketball, so all allow
Kansas to stay New Mexico feels pointless to me. Just
make Arizona bigger.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
They could make Michigan in like East Michigan and West
Michigan or North Michigan and South Michigan.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
That would make Michigan. Just give it to Canada. We
don't need that. You guys can have that.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
We'll take Alberta, We'll get the rest of Canada. You
get the top part of Michigan, we get the rest
of your catcher fair done. They would probably take that
because it's got to be better than what it's in Canada.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, no cups.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeahde sucks, sucks, but yeah nook On rocks and uh
he might be Taylor Swift for dudes.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
But if you look for some new music. Check it out. Well,
you guys got Preakam segment. I had that New York
Sucks and the Champions.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
I think I remember telling you guys a couple of
weeks ago that my passenger side like side mirror, the
glass would get very loose, especially on highways. It would
just like just flap around. And I think Pat you
suggested just put some tape on it. So that's what
I ended up doing. And it's not like tape around
the whole enclosure. It's just enough like tape on the

(28:20):
glass and the like on the enclosure to keep it
in place. And it's been like that.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
When did I do this?

Speaker 4 (28:27):
I took this picture on April eighteenth, so a little
eleven days.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
It's been going good. It's been going good. Just a
little bit of tape will fix every Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
And even even when the day I put it on
it it was raining and I thought, I'm gonna have
to replace. It's gonna be a whole thing where like
every few days, I'm gonna have to do this, I'm
gonna keep I'm gonna have to keep tape in the car. Nope,
the same same tape from the same day.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Why work hard when you can just tape it exactly,
he thought about gluing the tape. I have not.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
What I have thought, though, is that the glass wasn't
clean when I taped it. So now like the dust
is like permanently on there, so it's only a little
hard to see. So I'm gonna have to I Am
gonna have to like undo it and like clean clean
the glass just a it's fine, so I don't lose visibility, Yeah,
a little visibility losses. It's fine, just a little.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Or you can just car guy, though, tape around the
edge of it next time, and don't go over the glass. No,
but it's the it's the glass that flaps, so that
I'm saying. But if you just tape the edge completely
all the way around, then you can still see the center.
You'll be missing about a centimeter on each side of it,
just a smaller one. Yeah, m just change it each
time to being slightly more convenient. But still, I mean

(29:47):
so far, Pat, so maybe I do what you say. Yeah,
Pat's a big car guy. This is this is probably
I'm a big green guy. I have all the ideas.
I just don't do any of them right. But if
you need them, if you need an idea, I'm the
guy to come to that, just don't ask me to
implement it. That would be great.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
You you didn't watch Fallout, but probably watch fall Like
that brain guy that's in the room, it's like a
roomba because it's gotta last for years and years and
years and years. And this guy just gave up his
brain to the rum, but so he controls the room,
but it does all this stuff like. You would be
great at that because you're like, dude, I can just
live forever and do all this stuff like, but I
haven't got to do nothing.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
That is my one thing. I can unlock that, turn
that on, do this like, but I don't got to
go anywhere or like an idiocracy. I could have been
like a great like surgeon General. I don't actually know anything,
but I know a little bit.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
It's kind of what we got going on now, pretty much.
Kid Rocks talking to the fucking Peninggon What Okay, the
guy that shot bud light.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
The guy that used to wear no shirt in a
mink coat and ninety nine degree weather. What that's really
where we're going for high level ideas? Okay, Yeah, he
should probably addressed the Pentagon, good idea, the rich kid
who tried to be a trailer park for me.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
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Speaker 1 (32:44):
First comeback kid is horses. Mine was better. It was
very good. It was very good.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
The Derbies this weekend, which is Pat and Alex's annual
standing tradition going on three or four years now, where
we have mitchyulips and just get drunk at somebody's house.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
So do you want to come get drunk of my house? Hell? Yes,
horse racing. My kids will be there, so they'll love that.
I mean I I should be the drunkunk.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
My oldest daughter be the drunknk oldest daughter fucking loves horses.
So every night when we sing Old McDonald before bed,
horses is a big one. So she's gonna be pretty
stoked to watch horses a horse as she calls them, just.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Been the fucking ponies.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Ben ponies. We got some pretty awesome names in this
year's field. These are just just running through in because
there's twenty one horses right now. Great white is uh.
I've seen a lot of great white, but not a
big favorite.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
For anyone, says anyone. No, I'm not gonna pick that horse.
Shut up.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
That was what he was initially gonna do. But then
there were other ones that came out there. We got Renegade, Albis, Intrepido,
Litmus Test, right to Party, Commandment, Dan and Bourbon so Happy,
the Puma, wander Dean, Incredible, Chief Wallaby, Silent Tactic, Potente,
Emerging Target, Pavlovian six Speed, further Ado, Golden Tempo, and

(34:13):
full effort.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Okay, yeah, right away. I was drawn of Dan and Bourbon,
Dan and Bourbon. Really that's it was just a great name. Wallaby,
what was it?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Silent Wallaby, Chief Wallaby, Chief Wallaby. That Chief Wallaby is
probably what I'm going with. It's eight to one. Dan
and Bourbon is twenty to one if you want to
write odds.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
I was just going there right to party Beastie Boys
reference obviously.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I'd like full effort and and Wallaby just wall because
of the sounds. Yeah, that's the address, right, like something's
under something.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Well, because it's in Austria. Yeah, yeah, I watched a
little bit of a Sherman thirty two, while no it's
not thirty two. Yeah, i'd be thirty two.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
But yeah, Kentucky Derby's happening, and then there's all like
the Kentucky Oaks the day before. So if you like
betting on horse racing, that's pretty sick. I don't want
to go to the racetrack. I feel like it's probably
smarter to not go to the.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Racetrack, probably not maybe next year or for one of
the other races. I think Kentucky Derby. You don't break tradition. Yeah,
this is an outstanding, a long standing tradition. Probably better
if we're either way. If I'm walking distance from.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Home, yeah, you just walk over. This is the first year.
You just walk over, all right, that'll be perfect. Okay,
Kentucky Derby, Dude, it's Robert. You want to come watch
the Kentucky Derby. I know you love horse racing.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I think I have a diary the Chief Chief Wallaby dude.
Come on, I think Dan. I thought it was Dan
and Bourbon split personality. It's like yogurt yogurt whiskey is
basically like, I like a mistest the puma, the puma,

(36:03):
but is it? Does that hurt it?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Because it's the puma and it's a horse, Like you're
literally lying to us about what you are.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
No, because then he's trying to confuse the other horses.
They're like, show up and they're like, that's not a puma.
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Wonderdan Head seems like a narc six speed like that.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I don't like further ado, something big. You know what
my card is without further ado and.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Then when you lose and with further ado, I guess
I'll go throw this ticket in the trash.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, there's a lot of ads like that, all right. Also,
Commandment should have just been like, can I be the
number ten horse?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Commandment, like, let's leave our fucking politics, let's leave, let's
leave our religion.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I don't like to talk religion on the horse track,
but if Commandment was the number ten horse, I'd think, well,
I gotta pick them. That's probably why they didn't give it.
That's lining up too well.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
They're like, no, it's not happening, Chief Wallaby. Though twelve,
I might go, Chief Wallaby.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
This might be the best, like name Field. Yeah, in
a few years, there's some fire ones on here.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
I'm already seen like four betsworth of horses, and I'm
gonna throw.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
I mean, I'm sure by Saturday, like six of these
horses will have dropped out because they's two of them
died from the pre race doping. Yeah, who's gonna die?
Oh so happy? We gotta go so happy.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
I gotta go so happy for my daughter just out
of miss Rachel, Like that's got a it's probably named
after her.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Which let's see one horse that's gonna die. I'll go
golden tempo. It's not very golden supposed to be up tempo,
not golden tempo as hard as off. He's missing a
beat that they're saying it's the golden tempo. No, he's
got fucking arrhythmia.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
I'm gonna go potente just because I think that means
potential in Spanish, and I mean, if not, I'm just.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Gonna assume it does. And it could be to his
potential or any of these Japanese horses we got. You know,
we can do a deep dive. We'll do the deep dive.
We'll get into that. Hey, we'll go live or something.
Waiting on one of the Japanese horses to find the way.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
He probably won't, but maybe we'll go live. Probably not,
that's the best way to do it. Maybe we won't,
maybe we will. Probably won't, but maybe we will. But
if we do, you're in for a treat.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
It was the potente that we do exactly got a lot,
a lot, maybe not a lot, but it's got potente.
Love bugs are back. It's my fuckers everywhere. Yeah, one
was inside my fucking car yesterday. I was like, how'd
you get here? It's only open when I'm getting in
and out. Yeah, they won't roll. I just needed they
told us to get a room. We got a car room.

(38:30):
I did roll down my window the other day for
about eight seconds exactly. You know. It was that's how
you know summer's here, Like it's our it's here, We're
in summer. I got my car. It was so hot
I had to roll down the window just to let
the heat escape. I was like, that's not a good sign.
This or we're like all week long, it's like they're
on the verge of every single day could be a

(38:52):
record high temperature for this day of the year, and
then this weekend the temperature is just dropping again. I'm like,
fucking Houston, man. Just there's swings like a son of
a bitch. It does. It does, like I think I
think allergies. Check this out. Every day so far this
week has been I think two degrees off of the
all time high. That's not good. Yeah, but like I

(39:15):
gotta I gotta start walking or something. I can't be
as fat as I've ever been going into the hottest
summer on record. That's not good. Across from a track,
you could just walk around that. Oh, I mean, I
got a air conditioned I'll walk in sweat more if
it's in the heat. Yeah, but that takes more effort,
and what do we know about me? It burns more. Yeah. No,

(39:36):
I'll take the duct tape version and just walk inside
on a treadmill. That's fair. That's fair, all right.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
So love bugs are back, then O's the mentalist is back.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
And I am not getting political at all.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
But this is a miss Cleo situation, refinding where miss
Cleo didn't. Like September tenth, two thousand and one, miss
Cleo the psychic they can see everything before it happens,
wasn't like.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Hey, look, you're precious, there's a fucking terrorist. It's gonna
attack the buildings. Watch out for the twin towers, like
Miss Cleo never did. That was a really bad miss Cleo.
You know, for someone who's been a Jamaica I think
your action. She's not Jamaican. She was psychic. Yeah, but
she was doing Jamaican. You just did Italian. Yeah, it
was it was it was all round. Oh the CODs

(40:24):
don't lie. Hey, I didn't say it was a good impression. Okay.
I didn't intend to do Miss Cleo, as I was
getting into that, but I just did. It just happened.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Okay, sometimes that happens all right on the in the
comments on YouTube, just go comment like all the accents
you heard in that.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Hey, you know what some Jamaican, some Italian? It was
that Greek. You know, you could have done a worse
accent for a old black lady. So it's better you
didn't go with that one. Yeah, well she's a psychic
sugar to cars, don't lie like than that? And then
that would can someone redo miss Cleo as just a

(41:05):
no nonsense southern black lady? I would fuck I'd start
watching infomercials again.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
But like miss Cleo didn't say anything. On September tenth,
about nine to eleven, Oh was the mentalist was at
the White House correspondence dinner when there was a shooting,
and he was like showing them a card thing, and
his whole thing is like, all right, hey, which one's yours?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
All right? Now? This is your phone number? This now?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Well, all right, you got a you got a wife,
you got how many kids? Okay, when you were born
in uh wind June?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
All right?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
And your uh quite car you drive driving outy Okay,
Well guess what your pen number for your bank account
is ten four to two. And they're like, holy fuck,
how did he do it like that's all he can.
You can tell he can read all of those things,
but there were no like he could like what was
his duck? There's a shooter, like he did not None

(41:56):
of that happened oz or O's if you want to
call your stuff that you got retired ud hang him up.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
That was the worst place to be.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
You can't be a psychic and then not like have
a thing like that happen and be like fuck, I
actually knew.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
I can tell you his pin number. We don't care
IFO that shoot his fucking pin number. You know. There
was an argument backstage afterwards too, where like wow, we
really wasted money and the magician didn't be miligic. No,
not even that. Just Trump backstage, like I want to
see the end of the trick. Secret Service bring him over, No,
mister President, there's a security breach right now. We can't
be bringing people into your shirt. Shut the fuck up,
are on fire and do the trick joker, get me

(42:33):
the magician, bring him back he here. I want to
see how he did it.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
He thought he was Heath Ledger. And then because it
was like I think a literal joker.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Then like they're backstage and he does convinced Secret Service
to let him in the room, and then he has
Secret Service hold him until he tells him how the
trick is done. Show it to me, now, show it
to me, cardboy, you're going to get mo. That would
be so funny.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
He has a president that just as like, why is
David Blaine visiting the White House? And he's like, show
me how to do it, magic man, show me your secret.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I would abuse my power so much and totally do that.
How did you do that? Just in secret? Uh? Trees
in charge says all that we had the secret Service
make him tell us. I don't know. You say, you
can't tell me. I say, you just punched the sitting
president in the eye.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Do you want to go to Iran? You're going to
go to Iran unless you tell me how to do
that trick?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Pan Namba. You know it was backstaves Old Trump was
just sitting back there like, fuck, I really want to
see the end of that trick. Do you think he
was like, we have to kill this man. He's a
he's a wizard.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
All right, start over, do that again for me from
the top, see you in the overlafice. So anyways, I
brought a deck of cards because I wanted to see.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
If I could do a card trick, which I'm not.
I'm not a magician. I don't know if you guys
know that we have talked about you say you're Alex
the Mentalist.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
We'll see Alex the mid little Tennist, Alex the mid
Alex the Middletonist, all right.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Who knew his potential was in his name the whole time.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
The cards here, fella, boys, up.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Cards.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
I'm bad at shuffling cards. The one thing I learned
today is I'm not good at shuffling cards. Pat, you
shuffled the way you want. I'm the magician here, Okay,
I'm the Middletonist Alex.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I was never good at the bridge shuffle. I was
a big throat on the table and just kind of
move it all around. Guy, So was I, and then
I turned six. Well, I was still never very good
at that stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Okay, Poker night, I was like, you're you're a shuffle it,
you fucking sock a shuffles.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
You told me to shoff. I can shuffle. But guys,
we're gonna see a lot of the same cards that we.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Did last year, pretty much exactly what you had, but
just flip flopped around?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
What that sounds like shuffling? Wait? I had the same
two aces six hands ago, six people playing. Yeah, that
makes sense.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
All right, Alex the mentalist here, Pat, pick a card.
I'm not looking.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Don't look. I'm not gonna look camera, so you can
see there too. All right? All right, do I put
it back in the deck? Down, put it back in
the deck.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Okay, put it back in the deck. Um, all right,
I don't know what he what else he does?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
All right? Where did you go to college? Pat? Texas
State University in San Marcos, Texas? All right, well, kind
of good, bobcats kink Carter? You drive? I drive a
Toyota Corolla. Okay?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Who did the Packers draft first this year?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
In the NFL Draft? We drafted the cornerback out of
South Carolina. His name is not it, but if he
doesn't play, well, I'm gonna be calling him Sissy because
it's spelled c I s s Okay, so I believe this.
He's pronounced asus spades is too. Is too predictable to say.
I am not a very high Asus spades would not

(46:02):
be the card.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
They say jokers are wild, but I'm not gonna go
jokers wild on this.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
I ain't no joker you had. I don't like the
way you're like staring into my soul.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Right.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
He's actually creeping me out a little bit. The eye contact.
This episode has been troubling. Ten of clubs. Shut the
fuck up. No, shut them. No, you didn't know you
you didn't show them, And I guess you put it
back in the deck so we will. Yeah, you can

(46:36):
rewind it. Yeah, I might be a mentalist. Do I
do it again? Yes?

Speaker 3 (46:42):
I want to do that again. We're not gonna do
it again. We're not gonna do it again. I might
stop while I'm ahead, but you have to retire. I'm
the new I'm the new mental The fuck just happened.
I don't know. I might be a magician. Who knows.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I mean, I was gonna see that one and fifty chance,
but I'm gonna say a one and fifty because you
ruled out two of the cards. What the fuck.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Are you just guessing one out of fifty two and
just hoping it hits. I got suit and number two.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
I think we need to stop the podcast right now.
Will you have this weird juju going around? You go
buy the like the quickest gas station, you get a
lottery ticket right now? All right? All right, fuck it, dude,
do you really got that? It was? Watch it pack later?
It was the fucking temper.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I don't know if he's fucking with me, which would
be really funny if you're fucking with me, And then
I get to it and I'm like, you weren't even close.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Damn it. That would have been way better. That was
a six of hearts, you fucking loser. Of course you didn't.
Four hours later, you're editing the podcast, You're like, oh.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Of course you didn't know what card he picked by
what the packers drafted.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
They pulled one over on me. All right, well yeah,
I'm gonna stop while I'm head. I'm a magician now, neat.
I don't like that. That felt dirty to me. Do
I sign up for Hogwarts on my own? Or do
they find me? I'm starting to believe these curses might
be real now. I didn't really buy into it before,
but you doubted me. I did you did? I supremely

(48:06):
doubted you. Now I've it was the eye contact. There's
something are you a part? Like where is your family from?
Like way back? Are you part Gypsy. No before that England.
I think you know who else is in England? Gypsies?
I think you're part Gypsy somewhere down the line. We're

(48:27):
gonna need to get a twenty three me just as
like forty percent gypsy. You're like, what the fuck is gypsy?
And nationality? I think ethnicity, which would make sense to me.
It's not a slur right Robert look up for some
people can say it is. But you know what, I
think gypsies are pretty. They're pretty thick skinned people when

(48:49):
I was younger, and they rob people for a living
and they don't they can't really get mad at people
calling them what they've been historically called their.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Entire I used to think that Gypsy's were like that
was genie and I was like, there's real genies, like,
but they they're not. They must they must not be
in the lamp you get it's not like you're a
genie lamp. And then I was like, that doesn't even
like that wouldn't even make sense for that to be
a thing, Alex, what are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
They're you know, they're they roam, they're mysterious, Yeah, like
like the lamp from Aladdin. Who knew what that was.
Maybe there's probably a common etymology on the words there.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Do you ever see a lamp and just like try
and rub it and just like maybe like a gravy
boat because they look like like when when you see
something like that, if it's closy, you like, I.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Mean one hundred percent when I was a little kid,
I've rubbed multiple lamps just to see it. Yeah, you
could never be too safe.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, my wife got a like a little watering thing
because my daughter broke our last one and she waters
our indoor plants with it and has the top that
you can put on it.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
She doesn't use it anymore. When she got it, I
was like, just make sure how pisched would you rub it?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
And I was like, please give me a genie, Please
give me a genie, Please give me a Joenny.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
This just popped in my head. How pissed would you
be if, like, as a parent, say a couple of
years Elle's like six, she finds a genie lamp? Fuck,
like that would be cool because like, but you're older,
that's gonna happen is you're gonna get eight thousand fucking
gummy bears. Like you could be like whatever you would
you'd be like, Oh, there's all these smart things I
could get that she could wish for this that would

(50:20):
have her set up for a call for all. She'd
be like, I need four pillows, eight thousand gummy bears,
and a horse. And you'd be God damn it, those
were the most wasteful uses of all time. You'd probably
want a penguin. A child would suck at genie wishes. Yeah,
right now, she would go penguin. Plus they want to
know to free the genie. Maybe they'll have no concept
of slavery as slavery as children.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
And then she would just wish she could stay up
past bedtime. It's like no bedtime. Horse and penguin right
now would probably be which she would pick.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
That would be the funniest wasted wish of all time.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
And my youngest daughter, who wouldn't know how to pick,
would pick like milk, probably probably milk.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
And boobs. Yeah, I was gonna say which again if
I was, I'm fifty percent on board with her.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
I'm cool with boobs. I don't not against milk. I
just wouldn't pick milk from akini.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
You know, I wish I had X ray boob vision. Yeah,
I don't want to see the whole thing naked because
that feels preferred, but I want to see them nips.
Like what would you wish? What would you three wishes be? Robert?
What would you three wishes be? Oh, that's tough. I
think number one for Robert would be all time turning
off injuries on astros.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Yeah, at max that they could have. They can have
in a season like two, and they can't be like
consequential injuries.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Just role players. Yeah, no, more than the fifteen day.
I l like Nick Allen or Bryce Matthews, you know,
just someone like let's see, I would do.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Giants Championship like immediately, yeah, obviously, like John Harbaugh Dynasty.
I just want to I want a dynasty with John
Harbaugh and then podcasts take off, and then probably money.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah, money's gotta be on. Money's gonna be one. No, no,
no no. Then I'd want unlimited wishes. You can't do it.
That's a weapon, you can't do it. WHOA.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
I was trying to see. If you call me on that,
I'd go teleportation if you try that with.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
The genie, no matter what. But I want my first
verses unlimited wishes, and I can't do that cool. I
had to ask teleportation would be so doing? How many
wishes can I get extra? How often have you been
watching like Diner's drives and dives over the years and
you're just like, oh, oh that looks so good, but
you're like it's eight states away. Boom, I'm there. You
don't want a magic carpet. No see, I almost said flight.
The problem with flight that people will always forget about.

(52:46):
When you're flying around up there, bugs are hitting in
the fucking face. You don't understand flight plans of the FAA.
You gotta coordinate shiit chemtrails. You get a little drunk,
you start flying. Oh I flew into power line. It's
not a good lot. You know what I say about
kim trails. Guys, there's no hiking on those things. So yeah,
definitely teleportation X amount of money whatever the fuck you

(53:07):
want to say, thirty billion dollars. Thirty billion, I could
buy a sports team and then I could just fund this.
Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Uh, west Ham they're looking for investors if you guys
want to go in on west Ham still above the
relegation zone.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Honestly, probably just probably like the Bruins, the one sport
where I only have one team, but they're owned by
Hedge Fund, so they won't care. They're not selling thirty
billion dollars. I could, I could name my price. I
could name my price. What will my third wish be?
Let the thing drive them into the ground. The first
thing that popped in my head after I said the
first two was just like fucking Colombian chick with big

(53:47):
old That was the first thing that bought my that's
a waste for true love, you thing, But with the
money bring people back from the dead. You can't kill
people and you can't do love. True love is a
lot easier to find when you got thirty bill in
the bank account. It's true, Yeah, you could get some
of my gold diggers for sure. You know what, Since
the first two cover everything else that I need, I
wish I could dunk, being able to just fucking dunk,

(54:09):
just yam it down.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
I wish that I could just be shredded, like just
be jacked without ever having to work out, and like
always be like yoked.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Like Manx is always that's it. That's the how does
he do that? And you're like just eating dog shit
food like that. That's the third wish.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
It's just twelve pizzas in front of us and he's
he's fucking.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Shredded, or just to be be able to be in
whatever shape you want to be in, because honestly, I
don't know if I want to be shredded. I just
wouldn't want to be fatter, just stocky, strong with a
little bit of a dad gut. I think that's the
ideal physique.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Like the old school, like boxing guy, this is the
ideal male body, upside down triangle, barreled chest.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Like cartoons from like the early Bugs Bunny Days. Every
time they showed a boxer, the guy's legs were like
a tenth of his body and everything else was just
a giant triangle of an upper bod.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Or he was somehow in like the wrestling single it
looking thing and it's just like that was what he
looked like always with the mustache for sure, all right, genies.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Another, I just wish I could pull off a mustache.
That's my third wish. Remember when I got that fucking
card trick sick.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
I feel like I'm still not gonna believe I got
it until you look at it on the video.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Could all be an elaborate plan. They are fucking with me.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Possums are back. Possums are our last comeback kid. Did
you guys see this ship? Guys, I saw a possum
last night. I see possums all the time. Weezy hates him,
he fucking hates him. I'm like, hey, yo, I have
no beef with possums. Armadillo's are who I have beef with.
But possums are back because I love Florida is using

(55:49):
GPS collars they put on possums to track and help
get rid of their Burmese python population. Robert, you know
all about how in Florida people had a bunch of
snakes and they're like, you know what, maybe snakes suck
as pets. I don't like this, well, I don't like
nobody else wants my pet. Like, hey, Robert, you want
my pet snake? And you'd be like, no, I don't.

(56:10):
I definitely don't. Pat do you want his snake? And
powd like absolutely fucking not. So after asking fifty five people,
you're just like, I'm just gonna let go, but take
it somewhere, and it's like go. A lot of people
did that and Burmese pythons bread a lot, and then
turns out like the Everglades and Floyd don't really have
a lot of competition for for this, So like they

(56:32):
think they wiped out like ninety eight percent of the
raccoons in the area, about ninety five percent of the
possums in the area, and like all of the like
nutrient or whatever their equivalent of nutrients. It was like
they're just destroying other parts of the like animal populations there.
So they're putting these collars on the posums knowing that
possums get eaten by Burmese pythons. But their whole thought

(56:53):
process is it takes like a couple of hours to
fully digest it. So we wait until we see the
GPS trackers stop moving.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
We assume that the possum.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Has been eaten, and then we go and take it
out of the python, euthanize the python, and then you
mainly put down up.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
They said, you mainly put down the possum.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
How do you mainly put down a thing that you
just got It just got eaten by a snake that's
not really that human.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
You're like, hey, go get eaten real fast. We'll cut
you out, then we'll kill you. Well, no, if the
possum has been being digested, I'm assumed by the time
they get there, the possum's dead or it just got eaten.
And also the possums and raccoons, which I'm not as
chill with raccoons being used as bait just because they
have face, hand hands, the hands. But I mean, if

(57:40):
they're all dying in the area anyway, I like that
we can just start rounding. Fucking call Florida right now
and be like, hey, you guys need some possums. We
got a bunch of possums around us in Houston. We
got some dillos. Put some armadillos on those mouffuls. They
don't get they don't deserve to eat diloss alone. I
don't they bother me. That's a symbol, you ideala, But

(58:00):
we're not feeding them to snakes. Okay, that's a symbol
of Texas.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
You watch get killed by the snake after he gets eating,
he'll just be like, look, I'm a fucking rock, dude,
you swallow rocks losing.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
I mean that's a good point. I don't think you
see that's nothing then.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
And also just puts spikes on their fucking shells and
then you bite them and then you cut yourself open
and your dead snake done.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Because it would wrap up and want to be able
to get his mouth around. But then you're just leaving
DilOS out there to be killed by alligators. That's fucked up, dude,
don't do that to delos. Yeah, but they're all like
the what do you think the possum is getting done? Yeah,
possum can die. It's got a weird face. And they're
fucking mean? Are they? I don't know. They look mean.
They look mean, but I think that's a bit. They

(58:39):
play dead, they look mean. I think they're playing possum.
At playing possum. People think they're not mean, then they're
fucking mean, playing double possum. That's pretty sick. That's pretty sick.
But I do love this program. They're like, hey, what
do these things eat? A bunch of put collars on them.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
But yeah, they're like, what's annoying to us? What's a
varmint that we don't really like anyways, Let's bait it
with that. It's like try and catch sharks with like
baby cats. But they're like, let's not do with cats.
That's fucked up. So it's like less than a cat
to us, possum. It's done, all right.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
What's the combo? Closest thing we have to a combo
between a cat and a rat? Possum? Okay, ship them out,
go with that. Yeah, we'll put collars on it. Figured
it out. They're just giant rats. Yeah that play dead. Yeah.
I can't remember the they should. I hope they film this.
Start filling filming people killing pythons. I'll watch that. I

(59:35):
hate snakes. I don't like looking at them. I'll watch
them die.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
What was who was the actor's name that played Darryl
on the Office. It's flipping my mind right, Greig Robins,
Greg Robinson. He has the show called Killing It on Peacock,
I think, and it's got two seasons and it's the
entire premise of the show is that they give you
a reward per Burmese python that you bring in in Florida.
So he's like, I'm gonna get rich, I'm gonna do this,

(59:59):
and it's him and then this girl. He finds that
they're just hunting Burmese pythons the whole time, and a
bunch of random shit happens. It's a really funny, like
thirty minute episode series. You could burn it in like
a weekend easily. It's like eight episodes per season. Kind
of funny, just because we were talking about that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
There is a problem with that though, if you start
giving people money for how many snakes they kill. I
don't know if they do that, but that was like
the whole premise of the show. But like, I don't
think we can do that because I do remember hearing
a story where, like I want to say it was
in Egypt or Morocco or something, the cobra population years
ago got like way like it was getting too high.
So the British Protectorate whatever government what if you call it,

(01:00:36):
was like, we'll give you guys money for all the
cobras that you bring in dead. So then people just
started breeding cobras and the population just exploded even more.
If you give it, tell a bunch of people in Florida, Hey,
we'll give you money for all the snakes you kill,
even though there's a plethora of snakes everywhere, they'll be
like snakes, We'll just start braiding snakes down here, and
you do in Silicon valleate it. We could just three
D print snakes. I mean, Florida man is already a thing.

(01:00:57):
We don't need a bunch of mefed up fucking snake. Yeah,
they could get to the problematic.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Also, Egypt, if you got a cobra problem, why you
just get the little fucking man, Just get the flute guy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
And like bring him here.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Probably the guys bringing the cobra say patrick him, just
fucking take him to the fucking ocean and be like,
get the fuck out of here, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
No, they don't, they don't. Got no saints in Egypt.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Put them in one of the fucking pyramids, and then
they'll have the fucking track stuck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Pyramid magic keeps away the saints. Okay, yeah, all right,
I should maybe move there. Some magician allegedly I'm gonna
be so cocky. You're gonna stop with the iconact, be
so cocky if it wasn't. Actually I nailed it. Ten
of Clubs, Ten of Clubs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
All right, let's move on to the Not Cool Star,
where we tell you what is not cool to us.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
This week we're gonna do listener and viewer not cools.
Next week.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Remind me that, all right, guys, next week, Listener, viewer,
not so you'd like to participate in that cools that
it hit us up on x at past grape pod
us the hashtag PTG not cool. Just kind of summarize
what what you want event about this week in three
to four sentences max. Ideally, if you need to attach
a picture, you could do that. Try not to get
like super specific. It's harder to explain very basically, like

(01:02:18):
very like specific details. But you know, like stub my
toe got run into by a car, all of those things,
those are not cools. At Past grape pot hashtag PTG
not cool. We'll read your not cools next week. This
is the not cool segment not cool man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Oh first, this was a very sad week in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
I suffered a big loss and I ripped my favorite
pair of genes that were near and dear to my heart.
You know that I get my jeans tailored to have
shared that on the podcast Jeans Just Rock.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
You wear a bunch of jeans all the time. If
you're wearing jeans getting tailored, they'll fit you perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Why wouldn't you want the stuff you wear all the
time fitting perfect? Best pair of jeans ever, a little
fucking rip right above the knee.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Can't fix it. I looked up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
I spent way too long looking on YouTube how to
fix ripped jeans since it wasn't like on a like
a crotch area or anything with the seam. Out of luck.
Out of luck. So then I gotta spend money on
more jeans now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Fuck, and they're not gonna fit the same. Well, I'm
gonna get them tailored again, so then they will hopefully. Yeah,
but you gotta break them in too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
But I just bought a bunch of the what I
think are the same. I couldn't remember if, like which
which ones were the same ones because there was online.
It's like, there's gonna get two of each of these.
One of them's gotta be it, and then I'll have
a lot of jeans.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
It's a lot. It's an investment for the future. And
then I'll just rotate. But it's like losing an old friend.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
It was it was we went through a bunch of
shit together. You've gone to a lot of places together.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
The pants you pooped yourself in, no, No, those pants,
literally those pants. No. Only a lot of ships. We've
been through a lot of ships together.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
You think about it, that would be a fun like
end of life stat or just like stat you could
find on light and in random shape, like how many
times have I ship like with these pairs, like these
pant pants been pulled down for me to ship.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
That would be I was in shits per pant.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
I don't know if I was in thousands. I was
in hundreds for sure, the like so like I folded
them up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
There's a good chance I'm at a thousand poops in
these jeans.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
You poop like seven times a day, though your numbers
are skewed. You'd be big on pace guy. There was
like a poop season. I am the pace guy. I
am the pace that'd be insane, Yeah, you would be
the pace car. But I I did the right thing
and I folded them up into a triangle. I uh

(01:04:54):
played the military.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
The pururple purer.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
And then I let them on fire. That's the way
they wanted to go out. And I put them right
by my car. Just scattered dashes there. We rode in
this car many times.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
You scattered them in the toilet. You would have loved this,
your final resting place where you rested so many times before.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Never got to see the giants A championship but I
promise you that's one year away, one year away. But yeah,
ripping your favorite pair of jeans sex. So that was
my not cool. I got a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
There was a lady yesterday that came in and ordered
a little side salad with chicken. But she wanted the
chicken on the side, and then she was very I
want the chunky chicken. I don't want the flat chicken because,
like you know, we have regular chicken breast, but then
we also have pre dice pieces of chicken that then
we'll throw on the grill. Just coach a little bit
faster for salads helps it get it out quicker. At lunch,
the bartender tells me this, I don't even relay it

(01:05:54):
to the kitchen because I'm like, well, yeah, they're gonna
use this salad chicken to make it for this salad.
Sure Enough, a couple of minutes later, it comes back
because nope, they gave her the flat chicken. And she
doesn't like the flat chicken. She only wants chunk. It's
the exact same fucking chicken. It's chicken. She just doesn't
want it to be cooked as a breast and then cut.
She wants I like, I hate crazy people, and what

(01:06:17):
world could this possibly be a problem for anybody. They
were very specific about the way they like certain things.
But it's like, yeah, it's literally the only difference is
this chicken bread. It's all the same chicken. It all
comes from the same chicken breast. This one we just
cut up before cooked this and that, And then of
course she sent it back and had a fucking attitude
about it. I was like, one ill was pissed off.

(01:06:38):
He'll send stuff back.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Not that much like per day, would you say, if
you had to guess, like over under three and a
half send back, that's probably.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
A good line on any given day. Some days there's
like none. Some days you get and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
I get like, sometimes hey, shit, we forgot to put
the right side or whatever. I get that, but like,
just like this wasn't done to the way I asked
for to be my medium rare plus burger.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Yeah. That those are the ones that pissed me off
when they ordered plus temperature on their ground beef burger.
I'm like, by the way, just grill it yourself. Just
grell yourself at that order. And plus we're just cooking.
If you say medium rare plus, we're cooking your medium rare.
You're never gonna know the fucking yeah no, it is
plus uh check.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
I love when they have those little uh little tags
for them on some places. Oh like this is like
they mark what it's supposed to be. It's like you
can throw that in after and just make that what
it is. Like, would you say medium rere plus m
m R plus. Yeah, I know it's a mediamare plus
see I'm talking about, but yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
That lady pissed me off. And then today I got
I lost a sneeze. I was like about to sneeze,
and it was gonna feel so good. It was right there,
and then it wasn't, and then like it right away
it was just it was right, and then I just
never got the satisfaction of the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
That's the worst I thought when you met, like loss
of sneeze, like it happened in opportune time, and like
he was embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
I was somebody. I was helping somebody with an order
or something, see right in front, which is how I sneeze.
I say sneeze when I say no. It made me
really sad though, because I was it was gonna feel
so good. Yeah, It was one of those ones where
you could tell, oh, God about but it's gonna feel
so good. Nope, and then it was just gone. You

(01:08:20):
feel it bubbling up. It was all the back of
the nose. One of those ones was clear, your bra
is just gonna expel and it's gonna clear out. I
was in my car, I was alone, just gonna finish
doing our deposit at the bank and then just gone.
Then I had to drive two minutes back to the restaurant,
just sitting there with my failure. That sucks. Thank you appreciation, Bobby, what.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
You got For the first time ever, I got stung
by a wasp.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Yeah, how are you recovering?

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Well, I found out I wasn't allergic. That's good, So
that's good. But I had been indoors. I was on
my couch and I just had my hand out and
I felt something on the back of my neck and
so I just like just grabbed it. Yeah, just grabbed
it and stung me. And then I just flung it
like to like automate that was in front of me.

(01:09:12):
It was like my my left middle finger where it
got me and does hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Yeah, it doesn't feel good.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Never be stun before like, oh that that hurts, but
they die after so really.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Died because he squitched it in his hand by accident. Yeah,
but no, apparently they don't die. They get the bees.
I was like, every time you do this, this is
like you're nine to eleven, dude, Mohammed atta take that bitch. No,
was can just sting over and over again. That's way

(01:09:55):
way worse. Oh so I saw a thing yesterday. This
could be completely made up, but I saw it that
any bees that sting are not native to the Americans
or Americas, like all American bees, like they don't seem
like that the most like Africanized bees are the only
ones that sting.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
They came over and they're like, no, this is ours,
and if you don't give it to us, if you
don't give us your honey, we're gonna sting you. But
it was like the Columbus of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Bees, fucking stinging bees and anacondas are not anaconda's bowl constricts,
just sucking up our ecosystems.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Whatever happened to the murder hornet, Yeah we really got
rid of that, didn't Yeah, that was like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
A whole summer. That was like our adult version of
quicksand like everyone got really worried about it, but it's
not really much of a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
They look they canna get really big, it's like, but
they're not like here, They're like, well they could be.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
They have wings. Yeah, I guess I just you know,
I stayed inside. That's how I was. It was me
on site taking that thing out. You steaming on your ump, bitch,
I'll sing you harder. Yeah, tattoos everywhere you used to
Basically it's stung for a hobby. Oh you think a

(01:11:06):
little needle is gonna bother me? Yeah? Right, pal? How
do you like shoes? I see the bottom of this one? Bitch?

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Oh how's your little stupid nest? Guess what baseball bat
to that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
No, now you're angering you're flying around. Guess what more
baseball bat?

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
I can't believe they invaded your home like that, right,
you know it's supposed to be. What the fuck is this?
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
You shouldn't get him in stall home security system. We
had a home invasion.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
I have a like a WASPS trip alarms or just
in all of my windows. I now need just the
netting that is inside those electric fly swatters. Yeah, just
put them all across the windows. That'd be sick. You
also can just hear mosquitoes and shit dieing all day
every day. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
I saw a guy and it was like a swampy area,
and he had one of those tennis racket zappers and
was like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Lighting them up. It is everywhere. Moved it because it
was just every bug in there. That's bad for those bugs.
But it's oddly satisfying just hearing that many pops on it.
So you know how like once a year now a
baseball game gets delayed from like a giant cloud of
masts or bees or whatever it be. They should just
have guys running through them with those just for viral clips.

(01:12:23):
Just the bees. They might be endangered. It's the whole thing.
Oh not bees, but what it's the gnats. Yeah, baseball,
give you that one for free. Hold the game up.
Give the field crew a bunch of electric what are
those even called? They're like tennis rackets, but they're for
zapping bees. They're just like electric fly swatters. But there

(01:12:44):
you go. I said that already. That's right, I forgot it,
said it then you nailed it, big brain guy. All right,
let's move on. Wrap this up with the answer segment.
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Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
This is the answer segment.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Don't do you just.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Answer the question? Why do you just answer the question?

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
You big answer answer.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Don't thanks the subject, just answer dot cook questions, answer,
answer answers, answer any questions.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Our first question this week comes from Anthony Rowe, and
Anthony says, if you were dizzy, would it be harder
to be a gymnast, a figure skater or a stripper.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
I'm gonna go figure skater the stripper, Like you're a
little dizzy and a little wobbly. I don't think people
are really gonna care as long as your top still
coming off. Yeah, you can shake your ass while you're dizzy. Yeah,
that's fine. Gymnasts, I feel like you could kind of
parlay it into your gymnast routine, where like, you know
how the drunken monkey fighting style, you're just kind of
you just turn that into make it look like your routine.

(01:14:26):
Figure skater, you're on ice on very thin blades, you're dizzey.
You're gonna fall down on a slippery floor. Already, one
fall ruins your whole routine. That's a good point I
figure skating.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
I was thinking gymnast first, just because I was thinking
all of the events. I guess you're like the high beam,
what if you're on the fucking pommel or she you're
doing that dizzy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
But they're already spinning there used to being dizzey, but
you're like, what if you out spin yourself, you spin
the other way. I don't know, it's probably counteracting the dizzey.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
What about when you're flipping you're doing all the crazy
flips and stuff like you know which ways which you're
probably not landing right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Yeah, But I think that's kind of like, you know,
how a long snapper knows the ball needs to spend
seven and a half times. They just know, even if
they're dizzy, all right, my body needs to do exactly
this rotation on there and then my feet will come
down at the right time. They can be dizzy and
still because it's counted off in their head. Can't figure
skaters do the exact same thing. Yeah, but they're on ice.
That's the big that's the X factor. You're even a

(01:15:20):
little bit off on ice, spam, you're down.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Has a figure skater, I know you're a big figure skating,
huge fan. Has a figure skater ever had the twisties
like Simone Biles had? Remember she had to bow out
of those Olympics because she was like, it's too twisty.
I'm I think those were her exact where it's it's
too twisty.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Because not only then they're twisty and they're cold, so
it's like their whole bodies in a brain freeze and slippery. Yeah,
they get the brain freezies.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Yeah, I mean, I guess just the the ice aspect
I think adds to it. I was thinking more just
like there's more shit you could hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
It's more. It's definitely not stripper, there's no competitive shit.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
It's not more dangerous. It would be harder. Yeah, it
would be hider do ice skating.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Especially if you have a partner they don't know you're dizzy.
You're trying to grab their hand and you just miss you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Imagine if both partners were dizzy, I'd be chaos the
accident waiting that happens. Yeah, all right, so abandon just
throw her into the judges table. It'd be hired to
be a figure skater if you were dizzy. It's a
really good question, all right. Next one, this is from
Brianna Dubois, right, Dubah Nott, du Boy, du Boys, Dubios Dah.

(01:16:36):
Brianna Dubois says our fire ants like hot cheetos.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
To an ant eater, It's probably more like pop rocks,
lots of little quick stings. Oh yeah, I don't know.
I like to think that it was just because and
they call them like you know, fire cheetos or where
then doesn't mean they're actually spicy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
They're flaming hot, as hot as fire, and they're literally
called fire ants, so like was it's almost like the
answer named after the flaming hot.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Cheetos just because the burn is intense, kind of like
pop rocks? Or what were the what were the little
I haven't seen them in years, don't think about the
little red ball? Was it just called a fireball? Yeah?
I think it was fireballs?

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Yeah, because that's what they named the liquor after, right,
Is that the spicy cinnamon red hots and they add.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Fireballs or would it be more like warheads?

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
No, because I think it's just like more of a
like a sting, so that any more of a spice
prof They not come out with spicy pop rocks yet
and we couldn't handle it. Just are ready for overload?
Are you even ready for that? Dude? I'm not. I'm
gonna go. I think they're more like pop rocks, just
stinging all over the tongue as they're going down. Man,

(01:17:57):
it's just firing off signals everywhere, making your mouth all bubbly.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Robert, what do you think you gotta weigh in on this? Firearts?
They're not They're not the the ones that like bite
or sting the most, right, does it hurt the most?
There's like other well not.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
The most, but they hurt a hell of a lot
more than a regular ant.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Antsy fire ants. There is really the two, the only
two ants I recognize.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
It's like that one ant out there that is like
like crippling pain it'll give you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
Yeah, so I was thinking like a Carolina Reaper kind
of ant. But yeah, I think cheetos if they if
they're not the maybe like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
The halapenos of ants, spicy, sometimes way worse than others.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
I like, I just like, are they the hot cheetos
of ants? Yes? Fair enough? And and and he's listening
or watching right in let us know, pet ant eater
would be cool. You never have ants. It's got such
a long nose for you to scratch.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Oh yeah, cool boy, he feels Actually that wasn't an ant.
You goofa what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
What do you even? What do you even doing?

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
You don't have to worry about ant hill's coming in
your yard? Who do they want? They want? They let
it get really messy, and they're like, don't I gotcha
tell all your neighbors make hey, you get any ants?

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
I got a guy Alex's ant service, so right, you'll
love it. I'll bring already the anteater over and he'll
tell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
That's real quick. Yeah yeah. Named after one of my
founding fathers, finds the Decoration of Independence. He was an ant.
A lot of people don't know that good question.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Robert Haywood writes in and says, if a six hundred
plus pound person somehow got stranded on an island with
no food at all but plenty of fresh water, how
long could they last without food?

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Six? I mean six hundred pounds is a lot to
make it a couple of weeks if you got the water?
Are they way more than that? The only problem is
do you have shelter? His exposure will get you before
your body just waste away if you're in the Caribbean heat.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
I'm assuming that this is just based off of like,
could how long could they survive? Assuming like if like
we already know they have water, they found a cave,
they got shelter, they just don't have any food.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
You're six hundred pounds.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
I'm not an expert, but I think your like your
body would go through your fat storage, like all the
fat in you, and then it would start eating muscle.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Which if you're six hundred pounds is probably there's a
lot ninety percent of your body. You could probably do
like a year. No, not, you could probably do a year. Maybe.
I was gonna say, like that's a lot, think that's
who months maybe, But I don't even think you make
it two months. You'd be hungry because your body, your body,
even with like go through all the fat, your body
can only feed off of itself for so long before

(01:20:44):
pounds of feeding off of Yeah, but then like your weight,
you're you're off your muscles, and everything to your body
just starts to break down. You get all that loose skin.
I'm gonna as a shelter. I'll say a month and
a half, I think, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
I don't they would be long because that really yeah,
because if you're six hundred pounds, it takes a lot
of calories to like just keep you energized, and if
you don't have any food besides water, I'm just assuming
they're just laying.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
There, which is even worse because you're not building any
like the little muscle that you have is just wasting
away at that point too, you get a year, there's
a zero change nowhere.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
But there's probably a way a year. You probably get
a year. So y'all are going how many months? What
was your was your final answers?

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
I'm gonna say a month and a half. I'm gonna
go like three weeks. Ah, they could definitely make it.
Oh okay, So where I if we're gonna go off
the bullshit AI review, which is always wrong, but let's
use it for this one. Am I right? A healthy
adult can typically survive thirty to forty days, some cases
sixty to seventy without food, provided they have adequate adequate water.

(01:21:50):
That's a that's healthy. So let's say a healthy adult.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Let's call ask ask a morbidly obest person, so ask that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Let's just triple it from that. No, but innimum three months,
it doesn't work. Quarters of a year. Maybe it doesn't
work that well, you're not gonna make Yeah it doesn't really,
but you're not making it a full year. But three
quarters of years closer. But it is a month. You
could conceivably make it six months just wasting off of
your body. If as long as you've got good, clean water,

(01:22:20):
I think you make it a year. If it's a
mind never matter, And I think you you're six hundred
plus pounds. If I really don't mind matter, this is
not a healthy adult we're talking about. Maybe they're just
big bone. Nobody's bones are that big. I'm not even
way of the dinosaurs have big bones. It's not a person.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Maybe they're an ancestor. We came from gorillas. Maybe some
people get from the dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
You're talking about lizard people exactly what I talk about. Well,
I don't want to get into government. Okay, So like
a month, as Robert's saying, you're saying six months, I'm
saying a year. I mean up to six months. It's
probably more like after four months, your body is probably
just there were a fat fuck to begin with. They're
just rolling. Oh yeah, you got all kinds of problems.

(01:23:04):
I bet getting bed sores even though you don't have
a yeah, laying on the beach, just infections, staff infections.
I don't want to think about it. Sweat and all
the fat folds. So like, max six months? Do you max?

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Roberts going like a month and then yeah, I think
you make it a year if you would mind over matter.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Okay, mind over matter. Here's the thing. There's six hundred pounds.
They do not have good self control, er mental acuity,
mind over a lot of matter. Okay, there we go. Okay,
all right, that'd be a good horse name. Mind over
a lot of matter, mind over lots of matter. You
just put a fat horse out there. It's just a horse,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
It was a great name. I couldn't pass up. Could
pass up the opportunity. How did it qualify?

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
It didn't? Ray Mundo, being a vitez at k Mundo
b on X says if steroids were legal, which sport
would be the most impacted? Weightlifting?

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
Maybe you could just the power. If you're a powerlifter
and you could just do steroids, you can lift more.
I was thinking that's the simplest one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Yeah, I was trying to think of like Olympic sports,
like swimming. I mean, we already know cycling. Cycling wouldn't
be impacted at all. They're all doped up anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Is that steroids as much as it is blood doping,
which is just I'm cycling blood, I think, because like
that's just helping your recovery.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
I thought they were like putting steroids into your blood. Maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
I think I thought they were like cycling out the
old blood and then giving you fresh blood.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
So then like but I thought there in the flesh
blood they might have been blood. It was rather redoping
the blood or like they dope up the blood and
then when a test is coming up, they take out
all that blood and put in non doped blood.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
Would say like weightlifting, track and field, and then if
you had to go like a major sport, it's gotta
be baseball because we saw the results.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Yeah, we saw the results.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
I mean football, you would be sick obviously, like that's
it's it's violent sports, so that would make sense. But
like baseball, when they took away, like the aband steroids,
it was like what happened to home runs?

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
They went away. I was about to say, I'd like
to see what basketball players would become with steroids, but like,
let's you imagine Kevin Durant on the rockets on roids.
It wouldn't do anything for Durant because he's so skinny.
That dude's not putting on muscle mass. Anyway, Lebron's been
doped up his whole career. I'm sure there's a I'm
sure there's a bunch of NBA players on steroids and

(01:25:27):
they're all just like I mean, it's more about athleticism
and flexibility in that sports, so they don't care. It's baseball, baseball, soccer.
You can't get too big because then they just fall
down next to you, and the refs don't actually look
at anything, so they're like, oh, fela, I guess yeah,
baseball weightlifting pictures would be throwing more guys over one hundred,

(01:25:52):
so we're gonna get up to like one o six,
one o seven, then those are gonna fly even.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Farther a Dallas Garcia remember that year they had that,
Like that guy was like his head was bigger than
weird that when people kind of called him at what
happened to him after that? He's he's been really like
super successful since they Oh he was like ship the
heats on turns out when you play in Dallas and
they get good for a second, people were like, who's

(01:26:18):
this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
I gotta stop to the steroids. They're gonna catch on. Yeah, yeah,
it's definitely comeback.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
It's baseball, but weightlifting really but baseball all right of
like actual sports. But you agree with that, Yeah, I
think can be baseball definitely, and base was really just
the only one. We have a sample size They're like, yeah,
this is when you could do anything you wanted. And
then we stopped that and home runs went.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
We should just use one of the lesser leagues, Like
you know how they have the the enhanced games coming
up home or do steroids, But the enhanced games are
doing Olympics, but everyone's allowed to be doped up. How
about the Mexican League, they just allow steroids. But yeah,
you're not really paying it. You can't really make it
to the pros. Fucking just get jacked up and go

(01:27:06):
hit bombs down in fucking Monterey. Yeah, you know, Cherry Bauer,
that would be sick if there was just one baseball
league somewhere in the in the world that was just like, yeah, steroids.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
Speaking of r did you see him throw a no
hitter either a seven eight no hitter and his teammates did.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Not give up fu wait it was only seven innings.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
Yeah, I don't know if the game ended after seven,
but his teammates just walking play the high school ball.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
They catch it like high fived him, and then like
that was pretty much. Yeah, the rest of the teams
were high five. Our team was high fiving each other
and ignoring him. It was like your teammates. Yeah, but
if you actually look, all of his teammates from MLB
said they loved it and was like, really, there was
like three guys that said that. There was a lot
of guys silent on him. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
I think he got hung out to drive. I think
he's also a douchebag. Yeah, that hasn't helped.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
That's what it is. It was like, yeah, maybe he
got exonerated.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
If we already a douchebag and then read the sexual
assault allegations, you can still be a douchebag.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Everyone hates you. There's a reason behind everyone hating you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
Like, oh, it's like Ojay, like he was obviously innocent
on the murder. They found him innocent and Trevor Bounce acquitted.
But then like he's he's an assholes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
People are like, yeah, he's a great picture, but an
asshole nobody wants to be around. Chevy Chase, one of
the greatest comedians of all time. Fucking dickhead that nobody likes. Yeah,
all right, everybody, every sport, every activity has him. Great questions,
So fuck great questions? What do we have next? The

(01:28:32):
next one is from Nicole g all Right, what would
be the hardest place for cops to dust her fingers.
There's a cop in the restaurant today and I was
just staring at his guns. I was just I looked
at my ball, my GM. I was like, I have
to do so go grab that gun. All I can
think about. And of course I didn't go up to him,
but I just wanted to be like what if I
did ask, dude, can I touch your gun? Let me

(01:28:52):
touch it? Picture and I won't show you. Just let
me touch me holding a gun. Hey, I got a
weird question. Me and my buddy made this bit. You're
not gonna you're gonna think this is like when he
was outside, like after as he was leaving, I wanted
to go out there and make Hey, I got a question.
But okay, yeah, okay. What was the question? What would
be the hardest place for cops to dust for fingerprints?

(01:29:14):
Cranberry farm?

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Cranberry farm seems like it would be difficult, but there's
a lot of cranberries. How many cranberries could you touch?
I was thinking beach. The beach seems like that might
be difficult because it's like, bro everything, he can't dust
the sand, but like and then there's sand all over everything.
So maybe if you get like a partial print, there's
probably still sand or.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Some shit outdoor showers, but there's lots of people touching those,
so that would be difficult because like you probably a
medical clean room like an o R. Everyone's wearing gloves.
That'd be really hard, but it's clean. Then it'd be
to dust, that's right, yep, have to be somewhere. Really,
it had to be like some place like wet my car,
Like what would you not be able to dust?

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
Like sand water, that's my beach, something oily, Maybe like
a mechanic shop on the beach, that would be.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
That would probably be a nightmare of dust. In the rainforest,
everything's damp. You can't get a good human get a
good diss dusting. Yeah, somewhere very high humidity. A swamp,
Shrek swamp, Yeah, Shrek swamp would probably be the answer.
And Anaconda's back.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
You think you're getting a print off a fucking Shrek swamp,
good fucking luck, buddy. Maybe you'll get a donkey hoof,
but that's about it, all right, that's a this is
a good one. I like Cranberry Farm.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
I'm gonna go Yeah, let's go at cranberry farm. What
made you pick cranberry? I just you could go any farm,
you went cranberry farm. All right, well, yeah, isn't that
the one that gets in the water, the cranberries all
the water. That's true. They are in the water, is
cr cranberry is they're like floating in the water juice commercial?
Is that why you think that? Yeah? But I mean

(01:30:57):
that's gotta be based in reality. It's like ocean spray.
Why else would they have those cranberry floating in water
if cranberries don't float in water.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
It's called ocean spread. No, but I think they actually
do that, like to clean it off or something.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Googling cranberry, I don't Yeah, I don't know what process
of the cranberry's life that is, or like what stage
of the life that floating cranberry thing is in the
cocoon face alright, Really, lots of farms they kind of
look like that. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd
be pretty pretty tough to dust the fingerprints. If you're

(01:31:29):
on cranberry farm an aquarium, dud, let's be cranberry farmers.
It kind of looks like they're inside in a quarium.
Become a cranberry bogger. What a daycare? Little kids touch everything,
so even if you could find a good print, it's
probably smudged by a little kid's fingerprint. Anyway, I was.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Thinking places where it's like you could get a print
you it would be the hardest to achieve getting a print,
and like you could get a kid, you get a
print from like a daycare, it'd be gross.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
But you get a print that the cranberry farm, like
you get a dust every cranberry.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
That's a good damn Robert, it might be one of
the best answers we've ever had. Great answer, and it
sounded like Robert. Like no, like Robert's research, Like you
can't fucking dust ship at us.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
So if you're gonna do crimes with no gloves on
a lot of people don't know this. Robert grew up.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
He had to work on his granddad's cranberry farm every
fucking summer. He had to go there, working like a dog,
working like a dog. He's in the cranberry I was
gonna say fields, but it looks like more like bog tides.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
It's called a cranberry bog.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Cranberry bog. Welcome to the Cranberry Bug. That will be
an album album album name.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Yeah, Noah CON's next one Cranberry but.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
Could my noa Con album will be just sad size
about working at the Cranberry Bog.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Cranberry Bogs and ants I had read on my hands
from the Cranberry Bog. All right, Last question, last question
of the week. This is from Elizabeth T.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
And Elizabeth says, how can I tell if someone has
put a spell on me? I think my neighbor might
be a witch, so I've got to prepare myself.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
We need Patrick McClellan for this. Yeah, witchcraft is not
really well. I mean, you're adjacent with your witchy ways.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
I think the thing about spells is you don't know
unless you're there when it happens. Like if you the
witch is like spell or like if somebody's like, yo, dude,
fucking all that witch over there, she fucking put a
spell on you the other day, man, you should watch out,
Like I think that's really the only way you would
know until stuff started happening.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
You just gotta like be careful of what music you
have you hear coming out of their place, like like
oh Eve, a woman that's just the red flat. It's
not confirmation. But you start hearing like hocus Pocus music
coming out in the middle of July. You're like, all right,
it might be something up over here. I don't think
there's really I mean, what you need to do is

(01:34:11):
you need to look into anti witchcraft at home remedies, like, yeah,
see what witches don't like and sprinkle it around the
outside assault ring. You have to salt ring your whole house.
That's what witches can't go inside. The salt rings or
something about salt rings stops. Don't they hate the sun
and they melt and hocus Pocus I think the wrong movie.

(01:34:34):
It might be thinking, No, I don't think witches have
a problem with the sun. That's vampires. No, that's hocus pocus.
They can't go in the sun either, which is a
historically accurate document. Yeah, thckory bings.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
With witches weaknesses, iron, specialized herbs, salt circles, water, they
don't like water. Mm, that's just get some squirre guns done. Yeah, yeah,
so I would. I would load up with some square guns.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
That's what we do. Get a bunch of squirt guns.
And it's about to be summer. Go over to your
neighbor like, hey, we're gonna have a water gun fight,
and you want to join us. If they're like no,
you're like witch, because who doesn't want to be in the.

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
Water gun f That's how they used to burn people
at the stake back in the old days. You're like, hey,
you want to go talk about the giants like I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Like the giants? Like witch, Sorry, we had to get
rid of them. That's what happens. You disagree with me?
How do I approve your witch? I just tell people
I'm a man. No, maybe she's a modern witch that
is not so susceptible to the squirt guns. So also, yeah,
they circle your place in salt just they could have evolved.
But also if you've already had a spell cast on you.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
I don't know if there's anyway getting Like I think
if you killed the witch, I don't think the spell
goes away.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
What if the witch asked her or put a spell
on her to make her ask this question so that
she could figure out what defenses were coming up? Oh dude,
you're playing she's playing three D chess.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Elizabeth, thank god you didn't give us You only give
us your last initial.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
Personally, I love witches, which is are cool. I don't
have any problem with them. I look at witches like
a look at Ai. I hate them all except for
Hermiami Granger. She's all good in my books. Sabrina.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Actually a lot of the people in Harry Potter they're cool.
Sabrina never Rea did anything for me. It's like, what
do you fucking do here? Talk to your cat?

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
That cat was dope. It was one of the few
cool cats of all the time. She's the witch, She's
not like the cat was the cool part of the show.
The witch thens are coolest shit.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
He If I dream of Genie, Genie wasn't the star
of the show, I'd be like, I'd be like, what's
going on here? Like Sabrina the teenage witch when the
fucking cat's the star doesn't make sense? Yeah, there's yeah,
there's not really option any way you can tell that
someone's put a spell on you, unless you like overhear it,
or someone tells you, or like they're right in front

(01:36:47):
of you and they do it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
You just gotta wait, which is the scariest part. You
gotta be proactive about it. Go bring the square guns
over there, circle your place in salt like you said,
if she's gonna do it, there's nothing you can do
against it unless you've already protected sayway's children, I think,
which is eat children. Yeah, hands, stay away from children.
That's just good advice. Yeah, all right, well was I

(01:37:11):
think we think we answered that. Load up on the salt.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
Check in with us next week. Let's know if you're right,
and if any any odd things have happened. We'd love
to follow this journey, potential journey. I hope there has
been this potcast.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
And maybe send a tweet over to Pat McClellan. He
probably he probably sells. Yeah, we need to. We just
need to have him back on the show. He'll know
what to do. All right, Um, that was Elizabeth question.
Great questions everybody.

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