Pass The Gravy #666: Jorkin'

The guys talk about food cities, Star Wars, and the Savannah Bananas. They also learn about scythes and flightless birds.


You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang Baby, the topping legspread man.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
As we're listen, it's a past the grave Grave we
go and fishing for your bitch today with Chunk and
Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead and let camp
will get rish today, Nish bitch.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Gravy, Gravy, gravy, gad what is happening? Everybody's Past the Gravy?
Episode six sixty six, The Mark of the Beast, The
Devil's Podcast. Oh, it's episode six sixty six, So happy
gravy Day, but also the opposite of that, because it's
Devil Day, Deviled Gravy Day.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Ooh, there we go, gravy on devil legs. I need it.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, I guess I gotta introduce everybody here. I am
your host, Alex the Moondog Middleton with my buddy Robert
the Hogbarbos and I guess you already heard him speaking
up already, but a very very very very very very
special guest pation the sun Dog. Has it gone? Bud roar? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Beast?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
What are your thoughts of the Mark of the Beast?
What even is that? Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Has it marked me?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
What is the mark? Is it? The numbers six sixty six.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Because that's not really a mark with the pentagram. That
would be the number of the beast, right, Yeah, I
think it's probably the pentagram that's the star thing. I
don't know. For as many years as I went to
church and was a Catholic, didn't really pay attention a
lot to the stories, Like I got like the Arc
and Moses, like the big ones. I got that, but
like once it gets to revelations, I never stayed that long.

(01:43):
In a lot, I play on the playground in the
middle of it.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
So a lot of the higher the Catholic Church didn't
really pay a lot of attention to the writings either.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Actually, I wonder if I'd stayed around and paid attention
into revelations, if I would have been more religious, because
that's like when it gets bad ass.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Do you know any male verses.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Ezekiel twenty five seventeen.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's that's the pulp fiction one.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, And honestly, I don't even know, Like if you
started saying it.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'd be like, I know what that is. I think
he paraphrases a lot and that I.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
And then the Lord said, let there be light. That's
that's in there somewhere in.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
The beginning, God created the heavens and the earth is
Genesis one.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
One thou shout, not lay with a man the way
one lays with a woman.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Why do you know that?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
With that one in there somewhere?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Why do you know that one? Uh? Because I see
clips of the Western Baptist Church homophobe. I don't fucking
believe that fucking homophob over here. The only thing I
hate about gays is that they're happier than me. But
that's most people, So it's not that. What the fuck
are you so happy? I keep hearing about how hard
your life is. She's pretty fucking happy to me. I

(02:44):
should ask my sister that the fuck makes you so happy?
Was the last time money, When was the last time
you talked to your sister?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Like four days ago?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I was gonna say, it'd be really funny if it'd
been a long time like that. It's been like two years.
He's think, what the fuck is it with you? What?
It just came out of nowhere?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
It would have been a couple of months, actually, But
she was raindally in town the other day and saw
the sign for the restaurant on the highway.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
And just pulled off and said, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
It's what the fuck are you doing in town?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Do you give a free shit?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
No, she didn't even stop to eat.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
She's popped in. Say hi real quick. You didn't get
really good to go bag.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I was about to ask her if she wanted to
take some food with her. She's like, all right, I'm
out of here. All right? How long?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
How long was she there for? Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Five ten minutes?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I get to go road cocktail. Maybe I should.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I don't see. She stopped drinking a while back because,
like obviously, like the rest of our family, she loves whiskey.
But then she started getting like the flush whatever the
fuck you call it, like would get really red and
kind of yeah, so she stopped drinking for years, but
then she started drinking again.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't know if she's on the booze or off.
I knew somebody like that and he's on the ozempic.
He didn't know. That's good. That's like, that's like the
skinny booze. If you think about it.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
It can't make you feel as good as booze.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
You can't. I got drunk class on it. It makes
you not hungry, which is like the best part about
I guess maybe not hunger isn't the best part.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It would work on me.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I bet it wouldn't know, dude, I'm still gonna eat, dude,
let's do let's do oft I eat when I'm not hungry.
You're gonna do GLP once. Yeah, I'll do it with
you buy them well? On Cuban's website, does he have
the knockoff ones for super cheap drugs plus costs?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Something like that plus drugs.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I can't support him though, Like I think he's cool,
but like I can't support a Dallas Maverick's owner.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
That's why, like I always root against him in Shark Tank.
I think he's the coolest one on Shark Tank, but always,
like you, I would never pick Mark, I think LORI huh,
I already was out. I was out immediately on you, Alex.
But Mark's the only guy with anything to tell I
can't and good I can't. Does heybody just want to
match what he has? It's wonderful.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
You can do the Trump or X, but it doesn't
have as many options, the same exact thing that Cuban's
doing it.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
But would you did bed? I don't. Apparently it's just
like a shittier version of shocking, Like it doesn't have
as much stuff on there. Okay, I did, so you
could get via I was just randomly searching stuff on
there yesterday and I know, like two pills i'd there
and then Viagra, like you get thirty pills for like

(05:20):
five bucks of the generic ran through Mark Cuban, the
Cuban kind.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, I kind of want to get some just to
be like, just because see how this goes. Pop one
go to work, see if people get offended, you know,
just messing around.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I'm always scared, Like if you just did it a
one off, it's like then you become reliant on it,
and then it's like I don't want to I have
to like have to.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Have it, you know, or like you get a delayed
one and it doesn't kick in that Oh yeah, next
day you're at work just fucking bricked up.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, you like like on Wolf when you did the
ludes the luds.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, how do we get here?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I don't know. I don't know about your sister? Yeah,
Pat sister and yeah we went from sister boners. Did
did you see her just after that? Was it just
ten minutes? No?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
It was just like five ten minutes. She was in
town for the weekend, and it was I was like, well,
I'm busy Saturday because we had to watched the Derby.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
We fucking watched stuff, and then I.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Think both of us just forgot to text the other
one if we wanted to go out for beer for
the rest of the week.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, we're durban, dude, she was, you know when you're durban.
Probably her friends and it's the one that lives in Austin,
didn't Solis actually somewhere? Yeah, she has one house in Austin, though,
oh she has more than one house. Rich. She's a lawyer.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Her wife owns a fucking accounting firm.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I need to get my wife done.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Party so fucking sick.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, I bet Robert. Did you know that we like
won the Derby? Basically I did not know you did.
I did fucking clean up.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I finished even right where like we hit early on
a couple of races, we did, you hit big on
one of all. By the time the final race ended,
I looked at my account, I was like, oh, I'm
exactly where I started.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I hit a trifecta, which means I got first, second,
and third in order correctly rocked and then I hit
two exact boxes, which are first and second in any order.
Fucking smoked it. And I didn't even realize what the
payout was on one, and it like quadrupled the money
I had on my account. I was like, oh, fuck,
look at this. He was like, oh, yeah, because you

(07:25):
hit the trifectad. I I didn't realize that was the
payout on it.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah. I hate that. Like on the horse betting, it
doesn't show you what the payout is. It's just like
here's the odds, and then you bet all these other
things and none of them doesn't tell you what it is.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
If I had seen what the payout was, I would
have not bet it because I would have thought it
was too I.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Think we also lost like all of the last six races.
I don't think we had.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
But if you hit a couple in the beginning, that's
all you need. Like I was true, I was playing
with the house money the whole time. Derby was tight
and you give them five days. We made the least
amount of money on the derby itself, but it was
before that we made money.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, but the memories we made.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
The memories, the memories really missed out, really missed out
on Derby da dude, Yeah, we would love to have you. Yeah,
I'll be there next time. His daughter was calling me
Uncle Pat. It she did, Yeah, she freaked out. My
wife went to go change her at one point and
she was like, Uncle Pat downstairs, Uncle Pat downstairs. She
wanted to saying, I Pat, Like, why did you take

(08:17):
her away from her favorite uncle, one of her favorite uncles.
I can't stand to my brother. No, I'm the favorite
one of them, but I've just done the Italian like
Sopranos style, where like all of my friends are just
uncle so and so my loved dude. She got a
lot of uncles, a lot of uncles. Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
It took me years to realize that my dad's buddy
Uncle Arthur was not actually one of my uncles as the.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Best though, Like I'm not related, Like I knew, I
knew related, but it was just never weird to me
that I called him uncle Arthur. I was like, oh, yeah,
he's not actually part of our fam. Yeah, you just
don't put it together until then.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I was like eight, and I was like, oh, yeah,
probably should have been a little younger than that, But
you know, I'm kind of an idiot.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, I am too, So I get you. Let's let's
get into the pre come segment though, get in the
pre come segment. Do you guys think do you think
that birds hate walking? Like you can fly, and if
you can fly, that's gotta be the best ever. So
you're like walking, I walk over here.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's probably nice. It's like sitting for us. You're walking
all day, get to rest your legs. They're just resting
their wings, chilling.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I don't know. I feel like if I can fly
anything besides that would feel like a letdown.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Plus, like that's when they do their mating dances and
they look swaggy as fuck.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'd be nervous to dance, dude. I'm always nervous when
I gotta dance. I can't dancey come with a mating dance, dude.
It's just natural for them to perform sex and also dance.
No thanks, I don't think form. I think they just
get to fuck. No. Haven't you seen on like Planet
Earth where they gotta do the little fucking They put
the trees or the sticks in The.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Birds just hammer away, dude, do they probably? Do you
think a bird is like am I on your feathers. No,
you don't give a fuck. He's trying to get that nut.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
It doesn't it doesn't last very long.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Hell yeah, like a real man.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
But you don't think birds hate walking.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
No, I think they probably like it. Dude, you're just
fucking strolling looking swaggy as ship. There's a lot of
time bread on the ground for you to get, depending
on where you are. I mean there's always some sort
of bread on the ground.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Everywhere around the wild. Maybe not a lot of bread.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
We're very bread crumb society.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, but what if you're in the jungle? Jungle bird too?
Can I fruit on the ground? Fruit loops there? But
their fruit almost two cans don't eat fruit loops. I
don't think fruit loops grow on trees.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Sure, I'm sure Amazon ships in I would hope so
they got everything. I hope so.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
But like, like penguins and ostriches and flamingos gotta be
fucking hate and walking. They can't even fly.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I mean Ostrich just gonna run though too.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, but like, oh sick, like do you think I
would talk how much shit if I was another bird
penguins watching Ostrich? I like an ostrich just like I
can run fast and make sick. Dude, check out this,
I'm flying. I'll see you later, bitch. Run fast there,
I can run faster with my wings.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Also, I bet you penguins don't hate walking because they're
just trying to get up a hill so they can
bogging down.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
And that penguins probably want to fly more than anything. Dude,
did they get to slide? You can slide, but you
could also fly and then slide. You could slide into
a fly and you can swim it all. All birds
can swim, dude, really float? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Float? I don't know about swimming.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I always like it when the birds go in the
water and they try and clean themselves and their heads
under and you're like, where'd your head go, buddy, And
they get up they do a little shake. That's always cool.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
I don't think they hate walking. I think they like
go out for a bit.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
They don't hate walking. There was a bird outside my
yard just the other day that we're just walking. I
thought it would fly away because I was outside, so
I thought it was just like exploring aout looking for crumbs,
just checking out what's going on.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Plus the only time they get to like really chill
with the boys is when they're on the ground.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
No, when they're on a wire. I always feel like
birds hanging on a wire. Yeah, Like that's the vibe
I would do. I would pay money to hang Like
if we were like, yo, let's do a podcast on
a wire, we could all just go stand on like
a telephone wire and do the podcast. Like that would
be sick.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
I don't know. My balance isn't quite well.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Like no, but like if we didn't, like if we
were like we had the abilities of birds, that'd be.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Sick like Hank Kill on the Boys, except they're on
a wire.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I get jealous all the time, Like if you ever
had a traffic light there's a bunch of telephone poles
around and you just like see all the birds that
they're like, fuck, they're probably talking so much. Share now.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
I wish I was them, Dude, I would just hang out.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
It's like it's a bar for birds.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I'd be intersections all day, just sh.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
All I would do. Look at this Camri piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I'd be right outside of a car wash.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Well, student driver's tick or bullshit on a Mercedes. Yeah right, dude,
yeah right, you just can't drive. You just don't know
what you're doing You're scared. Okay, though I traded all
to be a bird on a wire. Dude, flying would
be so dope would be the best.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Teleportation is the best.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't know. I feel like just just like flying
to the wind in your hair, I mean teleports teleports
like booming there.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
But yeah, but also you'd never have to worry about
shitting your pants.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
No, I should telepoints with you though.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, but you can teleport right to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Okay, I see what I thought you meant, like, if
you shot yourself, you could just teleporties. Like No, I'd
think if you shit your pants you're shitty.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Pants yesterday, that'd be sick. Yeah. I think if you
show your pants are usually sick, not always. Sometimes you
just had a ball game or lazy.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I think I was sick. That was sick. That was sick.
It was it was the shake shack that got me
all right. Moving on. Last thing I had for a
precom segment was do you guys think it's time to
bring back site? Saw a guy and look like he
is in another country, but he was using the syths
to clear out a bunch of grass, and I was like,

(14:07):
that is sick. They're so cool. They look so cool.
I mean I know that. Then they evolved into the
push mower that had the little blades on it, but
like that's not as cool as the sights is going.
All that shit's done? Dude, Why did why did we
get rid of that? I understand technology happened, but like
people just forgot like it's cool as ship to swing

(14:28):
a scythe.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Also, the big problem people don't talk about is, you know, parents,
won't you get old enough your kid moslam? That's what
you make them do the time honor tradition. If all
we had was scythes, there are people like my brother
out there that would have definitely stabbed me with a
scythe fair.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
No, dude, I'm not even close to you. I'm not
even Oh shit, Pat's calf is hanging off. Sorry, Oh no,
we gotta go. Your mom. Older brothers are dicks. You
are one. You would have done it as.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Well, though, No, because my brother was a fucking psycho.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Se you don't give it. I hit him twice in
my life, so you don't give the scythe to the kids.
But like I would love children the fields. The children
do for the fields. That's what they say. A lot
of people don't talk about that.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I would love to use a scythe.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
The Grim Reaper is really the only guy keeping the
scithes in business, the only one. Do you think he
has one or do you think he's got like a
collection of scythes, And like he goes out, he's like,
m imna go with this one. This is my nineteen
eighty fourth son.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Just the one. Because if you think about he don't
even use the scythe.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
You know he's got to have a backup scythe.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Like he doesn't kill people already, he touches them and
that's how they die.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, but it's the intimidation factory, and like you want
to have it's like, ah, no, you gotta have one
in case you forget it.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
You don't want to have different ones. Death shows up
and you're like, oh that sythe looks different. No, it's
just the whole image, Just one scythe.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
You don't think it's like a pair of sunglasses, Like
you can have the best pair of sunglasses you want.
You love that pair of sunglasses, but eventually you're gonna
misplace them and forget them somewhere. So you need to
have a backup pair of sunglass that maybe not necessarily
as good, so like maybe like a less superior site
that doesn't look as cool as got a little scratch.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I mean all he has is a cloak in a scythe.
It's kind of hard to misplace someone you only have
two things. I mean, you bring walking stick.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
You bring people to the meat their maker all day
every day. I would imagine that's like a pretty heavy job.
Sometimes you might just set your side down.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
I'm like, oh fuck, I forgets. That's a good point
because I have left a golf club on the previous
hole a few times over the years. It's got to
happen to him, you like, make some drop.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
I built my first set of clubs, so is I
just followed people around and when they forget a club
like that is my eight iron neck. That would be
a hilarious way to do. I only have a bunch
of seven and eight irons really. But I stole a
put putt butter, so it's the rubber buttter I have that,
but I can put left handed or right hand. Oh god,
I should totally get one of those for next time
I go golfing. It's really easy to get like they

(16:48):
it's like five dollars to putt putt golf, and like
you can just walk out with those things. They don't check.
They're probably like eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
They'd probably sell them at academy too.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, but it's fun if you SE's more fun if
you steal it. Not really in the mood to do
crimes right now, but sometimes you just want.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Daddy got his tax refund. I can afford things. Oh congratulations,
I mean it was like three weeks ago. Hey, that's
the beauty of Olympic years. I mean, the shitty parties.
You gotta pay taxes. The best part is you do
get the tax refund. Ever, you spend two weeks. I'm
miss ship and you're like, why am I doing this?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I don't get that anymore. They already told you all that,
Like now my wife has our tax refund go to
our joint account, like the one that we share. I'm
like that that I can't touch that. This isn't even fun.
It's like, look, come much, we got back, got back
because we had a kid. I'm like, but I don't.
That doesn't affect me.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
None of it's going for you.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
But it's only for bills. And expensive stuff. I wanted
to buy something cool.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Like the football helmet phone.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh, I'd buy the fund.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Nobody has a household anymore but that.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I would just have one. I have two phones that
do not work that are in my house just because
my wife likes them. There're aesthetic phones, not even hanging
up anymore. One of them my kid uses to pretend
she calls the doctor to tell the doctor, no more
monkeys on the bed. She acts the whole thing out.

(18:08):
But then we have another one. It's a Mickey Mouse one,
which is pretty sick. It's got that you put the
hand that the hand is where you would hang up.
She has set the phone on the hand, and it's
just oh boy, oh boy.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Making mouse voice is fun.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, Making Mickey Mouse voice kills dude.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Wants smoke SIGs and just do Mickey Mouse voice. You
couldn't that'd be so cool. Mickey never smoked, well, Disney
smoked a lot. I'm not saying I am Mickey. I'm
just saying I want to smoke SIGs and do the
Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Be a big bad boy, Mickey Mouse outside at a bar.
How are you doing? Hey there? I'll take one shot
of Jameson please.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
That way. It would be really fun because every time
they came to the table, you could just go, oh boy,
the waitress would either love you or hate you so
fucking fast.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
That would be really funny if we went out and
were like one of us had to just talk like Mickey,
the other had to talk like Goofy, and the other
one just had to be Donald Duck.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
You know, funny enough. I was actually I was in
the shower the other day and I was singing Hurt,
the Johnny Cash version as Goofy, just in the shower,
making myself laugh.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Hurt myself today, so see you falling still feel I
was throwing in a hook in the middle of lines
here and there. Sometimes you're just gonna make yourself laugh
in the sea. I was like trying to come up
with other songs.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
I could do it. For some reason, the voice only
works with Hurt. I can't do a Goofy voice with
anything else.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
You could have it all gosh, it would be my
empire of Gorsh. Oh Gorsh.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Nice tubes. That would be great. Hook with chick for
the first time she takes off her shirt, you just
go straight into sorry, I uh only do Disney voices
when I.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Get horny to tick a half. So about that. It's
how I am my cross the Bear. What you guys
have for the pre cam segment.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
I didn't bring shit today. I got a nothing.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I got other stuff. I got a few knock cools.
It's been a bit of a fucking trying.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Week for me.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh, it's been trying week.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
It's been a trying week. But he played rugby.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
No, you know, I don't do this my real rugby
head till you didn't get that.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
One closest I get to physical activities is like skipping
around corners as I rushed.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
We sort of jumped up and down during the horse
races a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah, but I was leaning on something the whole time.
I don't think it can be an athletic activity if
you're leaning.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I printed out the racing for him, like you can
just download it then pay for it and get it
on your computer or your phone. But I wanted to
physically have it because that's the best part of being
at the racetrack, is like folding it in half and
just smacking it on your leg like oh, go go.
And I just had the little pieces of paper. I
was doing that. I was. His daughter wasn't even phased.
I am phased.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
She's like, I'm used to daddy hitting things. No, No,
she just like the things, not people. She liked the horses,
a lot horse. She was really in a horse.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
The horse go fast, go fast.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
It's very cute. Bobby. You guys anything, Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah. Did you guys see that Willerbrook Mall and Remor
City Mall? Are they gonna require IDs for people under eighteen?

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, but it's only from how do you have?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, only from open to clothes.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, no, it's uh.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I got a guy. They got like a bouncer at
the door.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Now, I guess, so they're checking like IDs on all
young people.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
There's been a few viral things online of just kids
being shitheads and like taking over malls for hours. So
malls are now of time. Yeah, around the country, malls
are just like fuck the ship. These kids don't spend
money anyway.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, dude, yeah, they're kids, They're not money. I mean
we used to go that was a Friday night, Like, hey,
so his parents are gonna drop us off and you
maybe sneaks some STIGs from somebody's parents. Smokes eggs out back.
That was always cool. I was never a mull guy
though I wasn't often, but like it was always cool
because then, like you'd go see a movie and you
just walk around the rest of the three hours until

(22:09):
somebody's parents can't pick up, so you just fuck around.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah, so they make out girls was sick. Yeah, I
much prefer drinking in the sonic parking lot. That was
like eighth grade, no high school. Okay, well that wasn't
a degenerate drinking in eighth grade and it starts.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
A sophomore year. What are your thoughts on that?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Like, so they have to have Bobby was excited you
can find do you get an idea?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
So I think they're checking the people. Anyone under eighteen
has to be accompanied by someone twenty one, when one
older twenty one older, and they're gonna be checking ideas
of that person.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Kids are just shitheads, you know what we should do?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah? The fields, that's what they yearn for.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
It's what they yearn for. Ye, there's no more fields.
All they have is malls.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
That's actually the that's a good point. Maybe hear me out.
We start planning like crops on top of all of
them malls and the kids can go to the like
up to the fields. If they're getting a little too rowdy,
we send them.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
To the fields and you know what, one or two
of them fall off. Good, Now you went nets like
top golf. I don't want nets like top goff net.
They need to learn, They need to learn consequences.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
You drop the nets far enough to where it scares
them but doesn't hurt them, like right before the ground.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
So then it's like, ah that it was over. Nope,
you know me kids getting hurt, So I'm not on board.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
They got to learn somehow. So it's kids ruining malls
and then adults ruining Pokemon because this year this year
is thirtieth anniversary of Pokemon, and they've been doing a
bunch of things out the year. The latest thing was
in collaboration with Target different Pokemon branded things. One of
them was pop tarts, and of course those sold out

(23:47):
and are being sold on eBay for a lot a
lot of money. Scalpers are such fucking dickheads, but I
do appreciate the hustle of the people who do. I
think you're a dickhead if you go and like you
buy all of something but also if you go and
you buy two or three and then you resell it
for five thousand percent what it's worth or then where

(24:08):
it's worth, then like I think that you're in your rights.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
I mean, yeah, it's a perfectly legal hustle. I just
think you're a fucking dick.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I don't think you're a dick if you buy a couple.
I think you're a dick when you buy the whole shelf.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yeah, like the ones who like camp outside of the
like the Pokemon card boxes or.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Whatever I'm telling you. I said at AGB they had
those Pokemon card machines. Every fucking week. There's always somebody
that goes up there and like all of them are
sold out on Friday, and they were you gonna restock
the machine? Man. There's like so many times I've seen
somebody not yell at and this was our grocery store
got shot at last week. Yeah, it's a pretty we

(24:45):
have a pretty good grocery store. We got to now.
But usually it's not shootings. It's people arguing about when
they're restocking the Pokemon machine. So the adults really fucking
kind of do ruin shit for everybody. And the same
with like baseballs and like memorabilia and stuff like that.
I think the Chapel Run stuff kind of goes back
to just adult autograph seekers being weirdos. I think it's

(25:07):
a difference if you like I like this person, I
would like to get their autograph, but then trying to
get ten of their autographs to then resell a backpack
that you got is a piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Move.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, autograph seekers are even a lower.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Rung of hell.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Who's bidden on rue pop tart? Though? What's going on?
We'll see they will what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (25:30):
We'll see the population is going down because people aren't
having babies. Because they're not having babies, they have disposable income.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Mm hmm. And see I've I've gotten rid of that
problem because I already didn't have disposable income and now
I have much less disposable income.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Or you can be like me, have no babies in
no disposable income.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
That's cool. But I do have hobbies. There you go
just drinking and play video games. They still can't. They
still count I enjoy them, still hobbies.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Joking it, who.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Among us doesn't enjoy a good jork? I mean out
of that you clip that one.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Just joking around.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
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(26:50):
all kinds of hats. You want dad hats, you want
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think we can get the like scally caps, you get
British scalley case apps. I don't even know what those are.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
We should have timed it before Peaky blinders move.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Like the peaky blinders guys. Where oh, I prov he's
the peaky blinders. That doesn't explain the hat at all.
For shell babes. Picture guy talking like that in the
hat that he would have. Okay, I got it. Little
floppy hats, yeah, can we do those? We will rush
hold of them. Okay, we'll rush for some British hats.
And then also, don't forget the PTG logo flags. You

(27:25):
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bitch all right. Our first come by kid this week

(28:07):
is Spirit Airlines. They're back, and by back, I mean
they're gone, so ironically, by coming back, they're not here.
A lot of times I feel like that happens. Somebody
dies and we're like, come back is this person? But
really just to our brains.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Because they're remembrance.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
So Spirit Airlines is dead. I never flew Spirit Airlines,
but I did enjoy the low lights videos that everybody
posted the flights, the gate agent lady being like janky
ass bitches yelling at when people like that was I
was like, well they were yelling at her, she was mad.
I understand her frustration.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Okay, I don't know they were being k ass bitches.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
She said it. Okay, she's calling a spade spade man,
I don't know, but yeah, Spirit rip. And now I
like the jokes about who's buying the planes because I
kind of want to buy a plane. We could broadcast
out of podcaster is just in a parked.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Plane plane in with the boys?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
No, no, no, no, we wouldn't. We would have absolutely no,
Like we wouldn't talk about that we broadcast from a plane.
We probably would, yeah, but like that would be a
part of the podcast. We would just like you'd watch
the video version, but they had a plane. Yes, yes
we are, and Robert, your job would then be to
have to you'd have to do the backdrops, so like

(29:25):
if we were talking about Alaska, you'd have to make
it look like it was snowy in the back by posters.
I'd just get you one of those like photography place
posters where it's like this is now you're in nature.
Now there's a brick wall, and you would just go
like that, and then a lot at the time when
we were talking abou anything specific, I would just want
the twin towers. But what in the background. Wouldn't it

(29:46):
be better to be doing it from on the plane
rather than like in the plane on the wing. Yeah,
we could change it up each week. You don't know
where we're gonna be. We could be in the engine
because it's not like we would we would make it
not work so we don't get sucked in.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Do different segments from different places? Come back, kid, we
do it from the cockpit.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
From the cockpit, the pre coom sagment would be the cockpit. Yeah,
of course they come back. They comeback. Segment would be
like where the like the flight attendants are in the
back where they get all the food ready.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
The end of every podcast, we just open up the
side door and slide down the slide.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
We could just go up and down the aisle the
whole podcast and just hold our mics as Robert pushes
the cart.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Do something down in the cargo.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Oh, we had to do it in the cargo gets
sucking cold in here. Yeah. So if anybody wants to
hook us up with a Spirit plane, we're down to.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Go in on. This Frontier is gonna be jacked up.
I mean their price is probably they the new one
now I think I thought it was always Spirit in
Frontier where the two pieces of shit. Now we only
have one piece of shit, so their prices are gonna
go up, probably, Thank god. I don't go on case

(31:02):
what fluids are gonna be. I'm gonna call you got
flight money?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Cool? All right, Christopher Columbus anymore? All right, Amelia air Hight.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Where are people supposed to fight at airports? Now?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Think they've got plenty of places fight. It's always shocking
to me seeing airport fight videos.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I'm like, are you you just have no fear of
the no fly list?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I don't understand that, Like the the airport confidence is
a big thing that I do not understand the people
that are like I have no problem talking ship to
this gate agent, like they're gonna they're gonna mark your
name down, dude, like they're in charge of all this stuff.
They're gonna check your name and then your name is
gonna pop up anytime you try and book anything.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Dude. If I was like a manager at T s A,
I would no fly so many fucking people. I would like,
somebody needs to bring to Korum back to the airports,
and it would be me. I would be like, you
should bring to Korum back. I would be like Darth
Vader all the airlines big, I'm sorry, you're talking slightly loud.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
No flight list. You should just get like like warning
to death, Like you get like.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
I don't even think you should get a warning.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
You get like a red sticker and it's like this
guy better not fuck up, and then you can kind
of talk shit to that guy and you're plane. What
do you think about pajamas on a flight?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
I was about to say that, but I've done it,
so I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna shit on that.
I don't think we should go back to like everyone
wearing suits on planes, like be comfy, but also shut
the fuck up. You're in an airport, like act like
an adult acting, you know, just act like a fucking human.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Like and I get it. An airport will be a dick.
An airport has a lot of shit that's not cool
that happens in it, Like, oh, fuck my flight, this sucks,
I'm gonna be late, and now I have a connecting
flight I'm gonna miss because this. I absolutely understand that
it sucks. But you can't just yell at the guy
behind the counter because you're mad that guy didn't do anything.
That's why I think no warnings if you have the
balls to be a dip to somebody in an airport,

(32:52):
So I don't care when those people clap back, and
I feel like they're gonna lose their job, and like
you should really like you get one of those a year.
I think each of the every game agent should get
one a year where you're like, that guy was being
kind of a dick, Like we get to send it
to a review board and be like after review, honestly,
you were kind of in the right to do that
because that person was being a dick. They grabbed your keyboard,

(33:13):
and were slamming it and you had every right to
tell him to fuck off and shove them away.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
People. People need to have a healthy fear of the
airports again, not a flying like I don't want to
be less safe, but like don't act like a fucking
dickhead in public or like seriously just starting to flying people.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
It's like I don't want to say it, but like
was it like are we too safe at the airport?
So like it used to be like, hey, just don't
let this guy with a bomb give you his bag
to watch and you're like I can do that. I can. Hey, no,
that's got a bomb in and I'm not watching that.
Like if you had to worry about people being terrorists,
maybe you would shut the fuck up sometimes, like you're

(33:54):
gonnay out that guy that got could be a terrorists,
you don't fucking know, it could be Al Qaida. I
would probably would be a lot quieter, I'm not anyways.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Maybe pick those guys out.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, yeah, it's ways. I didn't say it was a
good idea.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
People frown on those.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah. Airport confidence is weird when people have way too
much of it. I have the lowest amount of airport
conference ever.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
I like mine solo. I'm then get there like multiple
hours early for a domestic flight.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh yeah, like full dad mode, Like because seven hours
before we take if they just push the flight time
up three hours because you know they always do that. Yeah,
they're always on the three o'clock flight. It's a noon flight. Now,
why because we can the runways up runways available?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
They should start doing that as part of the like
bring back fear of the airlines, start making flights earlier,
Like no, I show up ten minutes before my flight.
You don't fear the airline enough.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
And as there are always that people like yo, dude,
can I cut in line? I got a flight next man.
I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
No hours, No you cannot.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
I want to go get and I want to sit
down and stare at the planes.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
What if the metal detector goes down after you go
through it and now I can't get through and I'm
stucking along line I first.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Skip Bayless is debating Steven A. Smith on first Take.
I can't miss any of this. I have to get
through security.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I'm actually super excited about that. I think I'm actually
gonna watch first take for the first time in like
eight years because of it.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I can't wait till they have to do a wrestling segment.
Who is the guy the uh? I guess they all
wear fucking face paint. It's like a German name, but
he has like a devil face paint. He looks like
he's like an alternate New Jersey Devil's mascot. He's always
on ESPN now, and like I hate him because I'm like,

(35:40):
I can't take a guy with face paint seriously. When
you're debating whether or not Lebron's legacy is better than Michael.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Jord Are you talking about one of the wrestlers, Yes, one.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Of the WWE guys, but then he shows up in
face paint, Like, what are we doing here? Man? Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
I don't know any of the wrestlers anymore.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I don't know enough of them. I know Cody just
makes Roman reigns.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Like, like, wrestling on ESPN is kind of pissing me off.
Not quite to this level, but back when there was
only two ESPN channels and when Wimbledon was going on,
you just didn't get to watch Sports Center in the
morning before school. Anytime they talk about wrestling on ESPN,
I'm like, shut the fuck up, you get back to highlights.
It's the It frustrates me to no end. I can't

(36:20):
stand it. I mean, I get a lot of people
love wrestling. I don't anymore. Ever since Stone Cold shook
Vince McMahon's hand years ago, I was out. That ended
wrestling for me, and I've never gotten over it. So
now I just have this hurt in my soul. Maybe
I'd be a happier person if I was still into wrestling.
I mean, if I had that outlet.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Dan Housen is his name.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Maybe I'll just need to suplex my brother into my
parents' pool. Next way, look at this fucking guy.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
You're like, do you think that Michael Jordan's legacy is
better than Lebron James? Coming up next, we're talking to
Dan Housen about w w E.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Royal rumble, Michael Jordan, Lebron, who's Hulk Hogan? And who
was Andre the Giant? God?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Damn it?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
They're finding new ways to do this.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
It's like, I can't, Like, the guy can't wear like
if Ray Mysterio showed up in the fucking Lutra Libra mask, like,
I was like, you got to take the mask off.
You can't you can't debate sports with me in a mask.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, but if he had never taken the mask off before,
it would be okay.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
It would also be funny if when they had, like
you should either all have to have face paint on
when you're doing the debate or nobody gets to have
face paint on. Same with masks. If they all have
Lucia doing masks on hilarious. If one person does, it's
weird as fuck. It feels like it's a cut scene
on like Grand Theft Auto. I'm wearing a chicken head
and I've got to fucking talk about a haysum about

(37:37):
to pull off, and like, who the fuck is this guy?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
I remember remember when we were a little kid and
they got real squirrely with like the WWE characters, Like
there was sergeants Slaughter who was a drill sergeant. Some
dude was a clown. We all have backstor w W
why didn't anybody just become like the masker like during
COVID and they just always wore the stupid little surgical mask.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Have you met the McMahons or heard about the mcmans.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
No, But I wanted an actual character, like.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Like the McMahon's, Oh, that would have been a bad
guy for like the writers that had made the bad guys.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
For sure, that's well they should be.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
They're like body slam Fauci shave his head like they
did Trump.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I'm actually surprised they didn't invite Vauci.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
On the w w E.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
I think somebody with a stunner?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Is it vincing Man's wife like on a board for Trump. Yeah,
she's probably very anti mad.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
And it's weird.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
It's like she's like, you have to make before you
get in the ring. How the fund does she know
about agriculture all the time.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
She probably don't know about SISS.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
They thought it was agro culture, like agri aggressive culture,
and she's like, well, yeah, I've dealt with wrestling.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
My husband's been aggressive first.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
He's mad a lot. He does steroids and gets angry allegedly.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Don't come to me.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I didn't watch it. I didn't watch the documentary. Yeah,
I didn't watch the documentary. I don't want I don't
like watching documentaries like that. People talk about like assaults.
It's like, yeah, I don't want to see ship murder
documentary is different assaults. That's like that seems private.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
I mean, I never even got into making a murderer.
I never watched that. It was like Tiger King. Really,
the only documentaries I ever watched was good They Don't
Fuck with Cats.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
They saw that guy and they made him a murderer,
but basically the man confessed, so was like, don't find
with cats. So it was like Queer Eye for Murder,
exactly like that.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
I'd watch that.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
I actually would watch exactly like that. A bunch of
gay dudes teach teach you how to get away with
murders and then just like, also, cops, this is how
you can arrest them because we have all of the stuff.
I never understood that with there.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Was bootlegger dress up without standing out.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
It was I don't know, it was like moonshine something,
and it would show the people in Kentucky making moonshine
and how they hide. They'd hide from the cops, and
I was like, why wouldn't you just take the show
and be like, cops, hey, here, this is where we
filmed them.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yeah. I always thought it was like we filmed them
up this road. It must be like a season behind
where like this is last year, and they aired a
year later. So they don't get caught. It took me
too many years to be like, oh, it's all just bullshit.
It's a fucking fake reality show.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Probably it has to fake. It's just the illegal ship.
They manicured as much as they can.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
They show them going into town to buy the supplies
to illegally buying.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
It's not illegal, it's making it's illegal.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
And then they show them making it. They were filming
federal crimes.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
It was a lie on the crime ones when they
had the people who were in like witness protection. But
our new pat from a very real merge. He was
always a nice card until he got bad, and it's
like all pixelated out or like you're just a shadow.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yeah, that wouldn't work for me. Like, even though they
did the whole, I feel like it's very distinct.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
They'd be funny if they did the whole like Moonshine
show like that, and it's just like blurred out people
with weird like voices.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
The only time that would work is that you just
did like the entire Robertson clan from dun Duck Dynasty.
But well, I know it's them, I don't know which
one of them it is, though they all look the same.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
They all kind of sound the same.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Except for what was his uncle's sigh.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
He was sin everyone else was fair.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
No episodes of Duck I saw parts of it. Was
that the guy that did a gun on style. Yep, yep.
He didn't start out doing that. He started out like
making Duck calls and then Gango style happened and famous. Yeah,
that's how I know him from. I'm missing something here,

(41:21):
Oh fuck Gangham style aside from Duck Dynasty.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Oh yeah, I missed that part. I'm dumb.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, gang style dude.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Sometimes I like going along with things. Other times I
like just writing the show to a fucking.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Screeching Yeah, and you did a good job there, but
that's what I do.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
I was really lost on that one, and I had
to point it out because I really wanted to know
what I was missing. All right, Shane Gill's got in
trouble for fucking Asian face and now Side just gets
away with it. It's fucked up.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, it was a little fun that it was actually
before before.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Saying got it was before canceled culture. That's right right
before it.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
But yeah, all right, um, so Fox Spirit Airlines they're going,
I don't know how he got to where we were
from Spirit Airlines. But that's a lot of this show.
Metcala's back fashion. Huh, you guys see fashion.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
There was a dollar bill. Then somebody else just had
a piece of cloth across their face.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I love the Mechala because it's people trying to explain, like,
she's wearing this red dress is the red dress symbolizes
the blood of child soldiers in Iraq that are currently fighting.
And then somebody else has to explain, well, they're too
privileged to be able to speak out on anything. And well,
then one percenter is tilling us that the war, what

(42:42):
the Iraq child's on, she could adopt the child soldiers,
and they just get that back and forth, that one
hundred thousand dollars ticket, and well they don't even buy
the tickets. I'm like, okay, so then they have one
hundred thousand dollars they could have done and.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Send it to the cause.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I didn't give a fuck about the Metcal and then
I was against the metal because I thought it was stupid,
and then everybody was so against the metal, and I
was like, I kind of don't care anymore. But I'm
here to just watch the fire. I'm here to watch
the burn. Like, let's protest Bezos. But we're gonna protest
Bezos by showing how rich and fancy we can dress.
But Bezos beag because he's rich.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, he's richer than us.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Well, he's everybody, that's true. It's pretty fucking sick all.
I wish I was rich enough that people hate me.
That would be so sick. I wouldn't even care. Jeff
Bezos does not care.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
He truly has the epitome of He bought.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Italy for like a weekend just to get married. He's like, fuck,
it was by this town, Like you can't do here.
Here's all this money in the town. I was like, okay,
yeah you can actually Italians. I'll give it back. I'll
give it back, let me have for the week and
get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
He could have kept it, and they wouldn't have given
him ship.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Probably wouldn't like can we get two day shipping?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Just give him enough fucking marin Era and noodles and
they'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Can we get one day shipping? And he's like yeah, done.
I got some issues with Bezos right.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Now, with the Zo's yeah, we'll get into that and
then not cool. All I know from the Met Gala.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Is that the Mets don't play there.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Well, no that, and it's just uh, it just proved
that Chalame is the man.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
That's really my biggest Takemware too. Well, that bad Bunny
looked like he was in a jackass sketch because he
was dressed or bad Boonie excuse me, uh, because he was.
He was just like old man. That was cool. But yeah,
that Timothy Shalome is a real one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
So if you don't know Robert, uh, I don't know
if you know. Ben Stiller has been trying to prove
put himself out there as like the New York Knicks
fan now the still man, which like I guess he
just forgot that Spike Lee's a person, but he's tweeting
her in all the games, loving it playoff game for
the Knicks. Ben Stiller's at the fucking Met gala Chalo
may court side.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Dude, his is kid, one of them, one of the
he's one of the Kardashian clan girls. I didn't think
it's to gender, but she was at it. So he's like, no, bab,
I'm gonna watch yeah the Knicks.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Meanwhile, Ben's there next to was wife like a cock.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
The Bakers are playing Babe, it's the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Now. There is one thing. If Chalame is not like
from New Yorker, didn't grow up a Knicks fan. He
did do it?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
He did?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Okay, he did. That's good. I didn't know where he
was from New York, but yeah, if he was from
like Minnesota, was like, I'm a Knicks fan now because
I live here.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Fuck you now, if you still go over the metal
mech gala to that, you're you're a ballner, you're a fan.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
That's fair enough. He just seems like a good dude.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
You don't just bandwagon want to go to metal people.
People don't just bandwagon the Knicks. How do you feel
about knowing that he's French American? I think his parents
one of his parents are French, but like I think
he was born in America, wasn't he? Yeah, he was born.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I mean half of my DNA is French.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
He went to like the fancy uh arts school, of
course he did.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Of course he did pretty boy, actor badass from a
young age, slam Puss.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
He went to the same arts school that Somber went
to a fun fact.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
A fuck is Somber.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Well, if you knew, then you would know. I'm happy.
I don't. It's a he's an artist, he's a musician.
It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Never heard of him. Can't be good?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Pretty good? No ac DC sold out Toyota Center, so
it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Morgan Wallen doesn't make him any good?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
True, fair point? But was it him that does the
walkouts with people? Morgan Wallen that he's got got to
have friends walk out with him.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I don't know. He's the one that says the racist words.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well I knew that.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
That's all I need to know.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
But he, whoever it was that does the walkouts, I
think it was Morian Wan didn't have He was like,
all my friends flaked on me in Vegas. Said, well,
you're a nerd for trying to have your friends do
that instead of Vegas.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Oh they flaked on him for Vegas.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
They didn't walk out with him.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
In Vegas.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
I don't know. The whole point is I think he
walks out with people.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
I was gonna say, like, if you're paying for everything
and your friends won't even go on a free Vegas trip,
you're probably a piece of ship or racist or a
piece of shit.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Racist piece of shit. All right, So met Gala's back
and then also back as the Savannah bananas. The sav bananas, dude,
that's another thing. Like the Met Gala, I didn't care
about the Savannah bananas. I thought it was interesting, and
then people just started hating on this Svanda bananas and
I was like, yeah, it's kind of silly. But then

(47:19):
like the hate just kind of got crazy, and I
was like, now I'm all the way in on the
Savannah bananas. Yah, it's just good old fash fun.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
I feel like the only people that should hate the
bananas are baseball writers, like Hall of Fame voters, that
all the old dickheads that hate.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Checks and good they should because fuck them, Yeah, fuck them,
fuck everything about those guys.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
So if they dislike the Savannah bananas, I feel like
you have to like them. I like them.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I don't consume anything they do other than the occasional
clip on Twitter. I watch clips, but I support them
doing their thing. I'm just not going to support them.
They played. They played at kyle Field College Station where
A and M plays football. They have a very nice
baseball stadium at did they have the leaders, but I
don't know, probably hope not the yellow leaders.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
They were probably like, you know what, We're good, you.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Guys, stay away from us.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
You can buy tickets. Yeah, you can whoop in the
crowd after you wat that outside.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
We got our own dancers here. They're girls. If there's
anything wrong with guy dancers, yes there is, but they're
not girls. Uh. This Van Bananas did sell out Kyle Fields.
One hundred and two thousand people came to watch them.
Pretty sick again. They have a lot of weird rules
and stuff in in Banana Ball, that's what they call it.
But uh, it's just like it's a family friendly thing.

(48:40):
People people have a good time there and party people
having good time. Who fucking cares?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
I mean one of the team's names is literally the party.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
They are called the Party Animals, the text Tailgaters, now
the Firefighters.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
I want to go tailgate a Tailgaters game, but not
go to the game.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
The Loco Coco Cocoa Uts I think is the other one,
and then they have the clowns that they introduced this year.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Okay, I would like to go to one game where
they're playing, just so I can be who's this clown,
all of them, whole team, they should all wear red noses.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
They might.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
What if they all played in face paint, that'd be sick.
They could and then like they have their face painted
everywhere except where the EyeBlack goes. They would just leave that. No, no, no,
there's just nothing. Oh you don't even do this, just
an empty space where the eye black should be.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
That'd be sick.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
It would be funny. It would suck because the sun
would be in their rise, but it'd be cool. But
they played on a football field, so that not all.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Like sometimes you can play in a football stadium and
like the A's and the Raiders shared a team for that,
they shared a stadium forever. The Dolphins and the Marlins
shared a stadium forever. And you can make it where
like the dimensions aren't weird. They didn't make it that
way for this game. The dimensions so look at if

(49:53):
you go just go google Savannah Bananas, Kyle Field, and
you'll see, like how crazy the field looks. Left field
stints was one hundred and eighty five feet.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I think I could reach the fence on that.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I think anybody could. So I had some friends that
went and I was like, did just everybody it was
right handed just hit dangers. And they said that they
had a netting that if the ball went into the
netting it was still a live ball, so you could
just leave me throw it out. But then if you
hit it into the updeck like the top decks, that
was a home run, and people did do that. Rules. Yeah,

(50:26):
it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. Uh but yeah, left
field was one hundred and eighty five feet, center field
was two hundred and sixty one feet, and the longest
distance in right field was four hundred and twenty nine feet.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Just bizarre words.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
So it's just like if you're left handed, I hope
you're a pull heeader, because you're fucked. If not, I
hope you like running because you're gonna get inside the
parkome runs and you're gonna be a bunch. We used
to play inter middle softball in college. It was like
that where we had like a hill. If you hit
the ball tall, like high enough up on the hill,
like you could never officially hit a home run. But
it's like we're in good the bases. That guy's not

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gonna get that, Like, guy's way out of shape. He's
got to run over there. No, the centerfielder like doesn't
even move, is like grab a new ball.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Fuck this.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah, we had that happen maybe off all so let
him score three runs. God softball. But yeah, the bananas
are tight and it's a fun story. I read the
dude's book, not the brag that I read a book,
but I read that guy's book. It's called Find Your
Yellow Tucks or something like that. Pretty interesting. Dude. There
was just like, we just needed to do the theme
nights all the time, that's what people care about. And

(51:27):
then was trying to get him to change the rules.
So we just had fans catch the ball and it's
out and they're like, we can't do that. We're like
a minor league baseball team if we just left the
minor league system and did our own thing. And they're like,
you can fucking do that, but we're not gonna do that,
and he's all right, cool, I will. And then his
wife just got in a ship ton of debt and
then went all in and fucking paid off. Pretty sick.

(51:48):
I mean, one hundred and two thousand people watching your game,
that's watching fake baseball. It's not really fake baseball because
you trick shit they do like backflips and stuff. Dancing
is a little silly, but it plays dip loo is there.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
It is crazy that the dude really was like, Hey,
remember how everyone loved the Harlem Globetrotters for years and
nobody's giving a shit about them in thirty years. Let's
do it with baseball. And it fucking worked.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Turns out people get bored in a lot of baseball games.
What if we sped it up and made it two
hour limits?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
So yeah, like the had them wear bright yellow.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
They have all kinds of weird rules, so I pulled
up the rule list, Like they have you win an
inning so you can get runs, but then you get
a word a point at the end of the inning,
so like, whoever scores the most gets that, and you
can get points for trick plays. You can't bunt, batters
can steal first on like any past ball at all,

(52:39):
no matter when it is. You can't visit the mound
ties are broken with whatever is called a showdown, tiebreaker,
foul balls, cobby fans, they're outsh You can't step out
of the batter's box.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
The new it.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
You can't start a new inning after the game has
gone two hours, they'll finish the remaining inning that you're in.
So it just makes the game fast. And they can
one time a game send any hitter in the lineup
to bat at any point in time and just but
we're using that rule, and that's usually when they'll have
like the celebrity batter go out there like Russ they

(53:18):
and you can challenge calls by umpires and stuff like that.
And then if you throw a ball, for all of
the infield has to touch the ball besides the pitcher
before like the ball is dead. So like if you're
on first base and they walk the other guy, you
can just keep going. There are no walks, No, there
are walks, but there's a walk you have. It's like
a walk rull and you throw like you swear. I

(53:39):
just saw a rule that said there are no walks.
No walks. Alout it becomes a sprint. It's called a
walk sprint. So the hitter takes off running well, every
defensive player on the field must touch the ball before
it becomes live. The hitter can advance as many bases
as they want. The ball does not have to touch
the catcher. Pitcher.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
See I did the thing where I just read the headline,
and by headline I mean thing that said noo yeah,
and then I didn't read the paragraph.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
But it's crazy to go to take a ball for it,
and then the guy just takes off. What's going on
and everybody has to scramble.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
To I would stay in the batter's box.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I would forget. I would forget.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Yeah, big, I don't want to sprint right now.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
But yeah, the Savannah Bananas played by a bunch of
really cool rules, and so I thought maybe we should
come up with some more rules. Like, obviously they're growing game.
We could help them come with better rules to grow
the game a little bit better. If you guys wanted
to throw some new rules, I had a list I
can start us off with. How about every player that
strikes out in the game, their name is gonna go

(54:33):
into a bucket, and at the end of the game,
somebody's name gets pulled out and that person gets kicked
in the balls by a random fan. So like, sometimes
the fan could be like a nine year old girl
and she's probably not even kicked that hard. Sometimes it
could be Pat, and then Pat's gonna kick really hard.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
I hope Pat McAfee is not in the crowd that day.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
That'd be the worst.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
That would be the worst or one of the jackass guys,
because you know they've perfected it.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
And then runners steal at home are still in first base.
I wanted to add a rule where runners can cross
home plate and then go back to first base and
it still counts as a run. But like you can
get to first without being tagged out, like theoretic close
the cricket here, buddy, But theoretically you could just keep
going around and get like two runs. Like shit, dude,
I don't know what went on over there, And like
if you cross home plate and then get to first

(55:21):
like you're just on first, that would be pretty sick.
I like, miss you're at bat because you're sorry. I
went back to first.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
I wrote down if you strike out looking, you gotta
take a lap. I like that, you got you gotta
take a lap around the entire field, strike out looking
on three pitches, lap around the whole stadium.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Apparently at Kyle Field they had one guy at the
world's longest walkout, and he like walked out and introduced himself,
and then he went and he ran every stare at
the whole stadium, and then he came up and then
grounded out.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Yeah, because he's probably exhausted.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I was like, that's that sucks.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
It's like that boxer that had like the quarter mile
walk out with his heavy as ship and.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Then got rocked in the main event by Tyson Fury. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Oh, you know what they could also do in specific
stadiums like that, say, instead of having to take a lap,
you have to join the yell leaders for the rest
of the game.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
You just got a new yell leader. You look like
a fucking idiot. I don't hate that. Yeah. I also
had each team as a player trying to compete in
the nine to nine to nine Challenge and if they
compete it or complete it early. Uh no, okay, each
player's got somebody trying to complete the nine nine nine Challenge,
and if they completed early the game in the game,

(56:30):
it acts as a golden snitch. So the game just
ends in whoever's team did that, they win. That'd be
pretty sad.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
I like that idea.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
The other one up seventh Thanning he did, he did
the nine and nine done game over that keeps the
game short.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
I had one where if you hit the ball and
it strikes any of the bags catcher has to run
to the dug out and shug a beer before anybody's
allowed to try and get the ball.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Yeah, I like that lot. Or you can also do
like you can at any point in the game. I
think this would be a good one. May not so
great because it's a family friendly event. Any point in
the game, you can challenge the other team to a
youg off. You have to check whoever chucks you're faster.
It's either an automatic base or an out.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
I don't hate that.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
So imagine like two outs of the ninth and they're like,
finally we're going for beers, bases loaded, two outs, like
we're drinking this all.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Or maybe we make it a boat race, get more
of the team, a nine player boat race. Everyone on
the field has to chug.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
That's say you determine the batting order or game. Whoever
finishes first, it's going first. Whoever finishes last as last.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
We gotta get dizzy beer bet in there somewhere.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yeah, I had the beer snake bull and that is
the rule. Would be, like they put a button somewhere
in the stadium. Ideally it would be high up and
if fans can make a beer snake that's long enough
to reach it and push it. Then a bull comes
out on the field and is there for a full inning,
Like you're also not allowed to make any subs, like
for that whole time when the bull the bull inning,

(57:57):
Oh fucking the fans have hit the bull by all
and he just goes or whatever bullsound is. And then
the fucking gate opens the bull comes walking out, like,
oh no, what's going on here?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
That's gonna be the next jackass movie. They have to
take the field and get three outs with a wild
bowl just running.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Around bull beer snake. Dude, what I'm saying, don't don't
don't knock it till you try it.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I also had if the if the catcher drops the
ball at any point, he's gotta drop his pants for
the rest of the ending. I like that, no more pants,
don't drop the ball.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
I had a laser at bats and that uh, fans
are allowed to buy these, like say they're Savannah Banana
branded laser pointers. And then one time per game, like
each team has one at bat where they'll like blow
a horn. It's like it's the laser at bat and
everybody in the stands gets to just fucking point the
laser pointers at the players.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
I mean, I like the idea blindness is probably gonna.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Be a problem, and that's that's why you don't want
to get the laser at bat. Them's the rules, buddy.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Come on, man, we're in the era of player safety.
Take this series. They can wear glasses, bulls, Okay, lasers,
that's all right, that's too far.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I had blindfolded batter, which is where you could blindfold
one batter per game, and then also blindfolded picture. Where
do you do the other thing? So really you could
just cancel the other teams out that I would like
to blindfold their picture. Then if they're blindfolding a.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Batter, batter seems a little dangerous. I think blindfolded picture,
I think you're honest.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Blindfolded pictcher would be sick. Giant glove rule that one
player on each team has a giant glove for an inning,
but they have to switch who has the giant glove
all throughout the game, Like nobody can have it twice.
So you go like left fielder as it, centerfielder as it,
right fielder has it, shortstop has it, third base has it.
That's a great idea, because then like a pitcher having

(59:40):
the big glove, that would suck because that probably throws
you off a lot. Also the catchers the fun. I'm
gona have to drop my pants. Yeah, that'd be the worst.
That'd be the worst.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Or you now see, when you're saying giant glove, are
you talking about the whole thing is giant or just
a really long glove. So I don't know what I
know you were thinking about. I kind of want to
make them all use a really long glove.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
I would be open to discussion, like a reg glove,
but it's just three feet of netting. I like that
somebody robs a home run with that, it would be
so set okay, And speaking of robbing home runs, I
wanted a slipping slide warning track. A slipping side is
all along the warning track. So you're trying to rob

(01:00:18):
a home run, you got to jump off a slip
and slide. Bro just wiping out. But if you got
your long glove, then it's that inning. If it's your
anyone's a long glove, you might be good. But just
having a guy's tracking a ball and then just eat
shit because he ran into the slip and says fuck
like that would be great. Really, soap it up out there,
soap it up real good. Yeah, you could give the
fans that are in the outfield just like soap. They

(01:00:41):
just squirt it down on the slipping side and make
it extra slippery. Ooh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
You could also add onto the challenge rule. If you're right,
you get to slap the umpire. If you're wrong, umpire
gets to slap you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
No, I don't like slapping because it's family friendly. Antiquing
where you just still flower and that face ooh, or
pie in the face Robertina antiquing, like like George Washington
used to like put the powder on his face on
her wigs. That's just you would take the powder and
just I'd throw it on you and then you'd be antiqued.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
He just hit him in the face with it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Be funny if you just get to do that to
the umpire. Very funny. The Empire is covered in flower, hilarious.
I got to antique one of the boys next time
we get together. I only wrote down two. I just
want more bananas and more savannah. So has the play
in a savannah would be sick. I think it'd be
better if the savannah accent.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Everyone out there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I'm from Sylvannah, Nan. Coming up to the plate, gotta
sund like it's my glass, it's spooling out of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Great diving play out there on the left field and ah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Oh, celebrity at bat tonight is Jonathan Manzail.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Batter can't swing until he houses a banana pittures up
there trying to get a bunch of them in there
really fast. I like them more. Banana's idea, banana peels
all over the field appeals.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Yeah. I always thinking of banana peels for the warring track,
but then I was like slip inside. You could spread
it out all along the warning track and that would
be tight. But I also like bananas on the base paths. Yes,
like slippery banas. You get the slipperiest banas you can.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
I'm all in favor of that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Speaking of bass paths, I had trap door bases the
like maybe like one inning a game, you have like
this is the trap door inning?

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Did you like having that? Achilles?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
No more? But it's not like it could go against
batters and fielders because like you can put a little
pressure on it, like you have to touch the base obviously,
but like if you put all your weight on it.
You're going in so like you can tap it and
then keep running. So if you're trying to make a tag,
that might be harder for a fielder. But a trap
door base, a trap door bass would be wild. Chili

(01:02:40):
powder balls three random balls are thrown in with all
the rest of them, and they're filled with chili powder
and it's like those those gender reveal balls. So when
you hit it, it's just like chili powder goes everywhere
and it gets in your eyes and probably the umpire's
eyes and the catcher's eyes too. But like that would
just be funny.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
It'd be great.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
What once, like one or twice the game and then
who knows, it could be the practice balls they're using
and it's like they throw into a fan and like
you get the chili powdered ball sucks. We don't know
which three they are, same team could get all three.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Maybe a bouncy ball in there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Hit five feet and that's really uh, that's really all
I had there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Yeah, the Banana Man bunch of free ideas for you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Yeah, there's some new rules for the Savannah and bananas
to Sam to add on.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I think we gave you some windows there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
You're gonna love the rules we just gave you. Jesse call,
give us a call, dude. That's the guy that's the
head of Jesse Jesse Cole. Give us a call.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Bro, good name.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Love to work for you. Pass gravy is all down
A banana ball, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
I feel like that's what I was born to actually do.
I should have just been marketing for the Savannah bananas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Did they have a four hundred thousand square foot warehouse
that is just for merch?

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Now play a game in warehouse.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
It's a warehouse warehouse baseball game, the warehouse baseball. They
don't the roof is in play. They don't need to
play werehouse games anymore. They got fucking Kyle Fields.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
But it'd be cool. You hit a pop up and
hits the roof. People are scrambling to try and get
it before it hits the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
And I think they're playing at like all of the
like a lot of the big college stadiums now like
that's I think they're playing at like where Auburn.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Yeah, because baseball stadium is big enough for them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
It's just the BET's insane though.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Like they're gonna sell out Tennessee at some point.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
They usually they usually play multiple nights and then when
they have all six teams. I think this is the
first weekend that all of the teams played separately, like
they played in different locations. They had three different games
this weekend because they did the Kyle Field game. But
like usually it'll be like they'll have the six teams
all in one place, so you can watch multiple games
because they're only two hours. So that's kind of the

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cool part about it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
I don't know, see there's no stadium big enough for it,
but I would love to see one where you just
put like the three fields like touching, so like each
foul line is like foul on this one, fair on
the other. Put them all all sixteen is playing at
the same time, Ball's flying everywhere. Be chaos like little
league fields. All the catchers are like back to back,
just hanging out talking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
That'd be chaos.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Like a horn blows, the catchers all do like a
monkey roll and switch what team they're playing on.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Yeah, it'd be like ten minutes. They gotta just switch fields,
just rotate one just.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Be like professional little league.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
That'd be sick. Uh shout out to Savana bananas though.
All right, that was our that was our comeback kids
that let's get into that cool segment where we tell
you what's not cool according to us. This week we
said we were gonna do viewer and listener not cools,
but I forgot, so maybe next week, next week we're
gonna do that. All right, remind me, somebody remind me tuesday.

(01:05:47):
But like, don't forget to do listener not cool this week.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
And we totally did this on purpose because it's six
six six episodes, so we wanted to see markt the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Beast dude day. Yeah, hit us up on x rapas great.
Use the hashtag PTG not cool. You step your toe
that's not cool. You get your you get nailed to
across also not cool unless it's to save your people.
So that was a weird one. It was a weird example.
You can run over by a bus also not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
So there we go.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
But yeah, there's varying degrees are not cool. This is
just the way we get to bitch and kind of
took like a little a little vent sash we get
to do every single week. If you want to share
yours with us, just type up in like three four
sentences what happened to you, which you're not cool is,
and we will share them next week. Is we're gonna
pick the best ones. All right, I will go first,
We'll go to intro. They'll go first. Sorry, not cool man, dude,

(01:06:36):
that's not cool. All right, I'll go first. I feel
like Pat's got a lot of them loaded up righty
to go. But mine not cool is that My battery
died in my car the other day as I was

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going home from work, and it was one of those
days where I was like, I have like three hours
to do this shit I had, I had plans, I
was gonna do stuff and then that all just went
to shit. And also I have a newer ish car,
like a twenty twenty, and I didn't know that the
smart quote unquote cars they like lock the emergency brake
if your battery dies, and I couldn't, like, I couldn't

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override it. So then my car was parked facing in.
I didn't back into my spot, so I called my
wife to come jump me. I was like, here, I
got the cables. Will you just come bring your car here.
I'll push mine out and then you can jump in
and get out of here. And I couldn't put it
in neutral. I couldn't move it in neutral because the
parking break. I couldn't. It's so fucking instead of just
being able to be like grab pushed down when parking

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break is that, it's like nope, it's electric. There's no
way you can do that unless you get a new battery.
And well, how do I get a new battery? Also,
I can't jump the car because I don't have jumper
cables that are long enough to reach back because there's
somebody parked next to me. So then I called triple A.
Triple A I never had to use, but kind of sick,

(01:08:02):
kind of sick because they were like, hey, we're insening
a guy who's gonna be here in like an hour.
I was like, all right, I'll just chill here for
an hour whatever. He got there in five minutes, and
then he had the like portable and you didn't need
another jumper. He was like, yeah, I got your boom.
And he's like, oh, yes, the battery is dead. I
have a battery in the truck. You want to just
buy a battery for me? I do want to buy

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a battery for me?

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Yeah? I did not know that was an option.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
I did not either, and it was awesome. So it
went from being like fuck, I had to get a jump,
then I had to go to the place to get
a battery. Then I'm gonna have to wait for them
and install the battery and do all that, to what
if I just gave you a battery here and then
you can get the fuck out of here. It was sick.
And apparently if you used a triple A once, you
paid for it for the year, So shout out to that.

(01:08:47):
Go a Christmas gift if you're looking for a Christmas
gift for you. And my dad gave it to me,
I was like, hey, Dad, they used it, finally used it,
never used it before, finally did. That's pretty sick. Yeah,
it was pretty sick. But what's not cool is like,
how can you not fucking let me take my emergency
break off. There's so many instances where I might when
I take the emergency break off.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
It's that's literally the number one time that you need
to put your car in neutrals when the battery's dead.
So to just have that feature, yeah, I told him.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I was like, I put it in neutral just uh
like just kind of steer it when I push it
and it should be fine. And then I was like,
it's not moving. Why would it move? And then this
other guy came and tried to help me push it,
and he was like, yeah, bro, I think your parking
breaks on. I was like, oh, it might be, and
I looked it up and then online they're like, yeah, dude,
you can't. Fucking it's the dumb I'm so sorry that
it was just so this was just a stupid feature.

(01:09:37):
And I've always been I'm not backing into a spots guy.
I might have to be a backing into spots get
it's the best.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Not really. I back into every spot that I can
because then you just get to leave and I.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Get to work early as fuck in the morning, so
there's not really anybody else in the parking garage and
I'm doing that, so I could easily just back into
the spot. But I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
You got you can just start doing it. It'll change
your life.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
I'm not kinda because there's nothing worse than when you're
going in a parking lot and then somebody wants to
be the back end of a spot guy and you're dude,
you don't get to make people. Wait.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
I don't do it in parking lots.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
You got to pull in if there's somebody behind you,
if you got nothing but time, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Or like like I don't do it in grocery store
parking lots, regular parking lot. I'll still do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
You do my seventeen point turn and just back into this. Thanks, dude,
you saved so much fucking If you have a backup camera,
there's no such thing. It's a it's a one. It's
just one. It's so easy with a camera. Lobby'll can't
still and they have I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Understand people that can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
And they've even got the camera where like it's got
the lots, got the like curved lines that show you exactly,
and people like I can't figure this. I still don't
trust the line. I still don't trust the lines.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
In mind, yeah, I trust the camera.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
I trust the camera, but I also I'm like always
like look back and okay, we're good, We're still good.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Like I I it's great for me, especially where I've
talked about this at my apartment. This dude just keeps
parking next to me that doesn't have a parking space,
like a like the tag and he parks, like on
the fucking line, and I've got a concrete poll on
the other side of my parking spot, so if I
didn't have the ability to, I'd be fucked. I couldn't
pull in forward because I just I can't see the

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sides as well as I can backing in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Fair all right, but those are not cool. What do
you guys got?

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
I got a whole bunch from one. Uh well, first
of all, we didn't even mention Star Wars Day or
single to MIO, so I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Guys. Well they've both passed.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Yeah, but like shout out, shout out, yeah, one of
which is actually involved Star Wars. For me is the
rumor has leaked that Disney is just gonna say the
three new movies aren't cannon like, it's an alternate timeline
and they're gonna give us three movies that we should
actually get. That has been the Disney trilogy with Ray

(01:11:45):
and Tylo and all them. They're just like, yeah, never mind,
Kathleen Kennedy fucked all that up. But it's not It's
not cool for me. I think we didn't know that
for years. That's not fair. They should do that. Not cool?
Is that that's not gonna fucking happen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
I didn't. I'm not gonna do the right thing. I
didn't watch those Just this is Pluto. This is Pluto
all over. It's like I didn't take tests right. I
had to say Pluto is a fucking planet. For you
to tell me Pluto is not planet, it's a fucking movie.
It's in the fucking universe, and it counts.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
I'd even be fine use all the same actors. Just
redo it a better way. Don't talk about the Nights
of Ren and then never show us the fucking Nights
of Ren. That's bullshit. But that's that's one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Just that they tease or it's a rumor out there,
it's not gonna happen. I got a bunch of other
ones in the other. Saturday night, my toe is itchy,
so I scratched it. And then the next day I
look down and I have a hole in my toe.
I just scratched the skin right below the toenail. It
doesn't hurt, it hasn't bothered me at all. I've been
putting band aids on it. It's not getting better. So yeah, scratch,

(01:12:47):
I mean, it's like scratch the top layers up, but
it's like a perfect circle.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
You feel it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
No, it doesn't hurt or anything. I'm pressed it down
on it right now. I don't feel your foot. Yeah,
I can feel like fuzzt and diabetes. No, it's probably
that's like what happened to was probably drunk. So it
happened to Dean Anders.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Oh you know what, I did drink like half a
bottle of jamison that day. So yeah, strong scratching after
you know, I was just I was so.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Numb from the derby. All my emotion went into that.
I guess I just couldn't feel anything after that. Yeah,
that's one of them. The other one, I ordered some
ship on Amazon the other day. I got a boys
finally an air fyer guy. I haven't used it yet,
but that seemed like you were built to be an
air exactly. I bought so many wings. I'm gonna fucking
lemon pepper the ship out of some wings this weekend. Okay,

(01:13:36):
but I got that, and then I also ordered, uh,
one of those things that you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Can click lemon peppers because I didn't feel like making
a sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
And I saw the season at Sam's Club before I
checked out the other I'm not. I've never been hot wings.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
You're just the easiest one to do.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
I've never been a lemon pepper guy in my life either,
but I.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Was like, I'm a I like lemon pepper. If you're
ordering a bunch, I I'll throw in everyone. I'm not
ever if I got twenty, I'm picking between. I'm not
burn any.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Every once in a while life you just have to
trust black culture. And I always hear black dudes talking
about lemon pepper wings. I'm like, I gotta see what
the hypes have about. Black dudes are just cooler than me,
better than me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Yeah, I don't know why it's that, I swear in Atlanta.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
I've heard other such rumblings, not just those, not just
the blue whatever wings, the Williams.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Williams Peer wings. Yeah, the whole culture thing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
So I ordered that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
I also ordered some tooile bowl cleaner and one of
those clips that goes on your headboard where you can
just put the phone in it so you don't have
to hold it. I got the air fire and then
I got to look up yeah, and then I got
two n leaves. They find it was the correct package,
correct address, but you didn't or I did not, and
you know me, I'm not gonna fucking return them hooping.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Honestly, the two nie leaves probably are more expensive than
the two things that i've.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
And I clicked on the refund.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
And it was gonna be more than one step, so
I just decided no, and I just re ordered the
other two things I got got him in And honestly,
not a big fan of the phone thing. I'm just
not used to it yet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Looking up, Yeah, it'd be weird.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
It's very It's not the same angle that I usually
hold it with my arm. It's everything's different. Tried to
do some things hands free. It felt wrong. Oh yeah,
I didn't like the angle. I was also pretty drunken
high at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I was a little I can't jerk it with my
with my neck like that, right, dude, the jorking angle
was all off. So then like two days after that,
I told you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
How I had ordered a bunch of clothes so that
I didn't have to do laundry, and the clothes came
in in the order.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
There was supposed to be five pairs of underwear.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
There was two. So I clicked, I clicked, I'm actually
wearing the shirt right now. It's very comfortable. But I
clicked on the it was like do you need to
return something? All there's like nine different buttons for do
you need a return? I don't need a return. I
have nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
True, you didn't give me my stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
I need my stuff. So I'm gonna have to like
live AI chat with somebody and fucking big dude, you
didn't send Like and here's the other wird thing about it.
You know how all those boxes it's got like or
not box, it's a it all came in a bag.
It's closed, it's got that pull tab across it. I
didn't realize the laughterwards there was tape Like it was

(01:16:27):
just open in the middle and had like just tape
over it. I think the delivery guy might have stolen
some of my underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
He's stole like three pairs.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Three pairs, by the way, they're the best undward. It's
the most comfortable underwear I've ever had my life. Every
once in a while, I'll treat myself to a pair.
They're very very I'm wearing some right now.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
And I was like, man, am I gonna be able
to be like, hey, you didn't give me these? Also,
the package was open when I got it and I
didn't think I think about it, they're gonna be that's
on you, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I like when they do the like, well, can you
send us proof that it was like that I didn't
get something? Yes, well here is some of it and
the rest of it I don't have. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
I also thought I ordered more black shirts. I only
ordered too, so I'm gonna have to do laundry tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
African American. So yeah, I'm just being fucked on packages lately,
or lemon pepper shirts I think, as you were saying earlier,
lemon pepper shirts. Yes, your words, not mine.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
I've heard worse terms. So yeah, I'm just I'm just
being dicked over all week. It's been a trying week
for me, but not good dude. I'm getting through the
not Cools. Yeah, he's in peace, man. You also or
actually you know what I was about to say that
this is gonna be yours, so just get to it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Robert, Well, well it wasn't gonna be mine, but yeah,
Carlos Corea out for the season. Did you feel like
you wanted to blame anybody for that? No, we saw
the news like maybe somebody that was mean about I
certain Yankees captain during the World Baseball Classic about the
team cursed. I just felt like, I don't think I
want to be here anymore. Yeah, I feel like that
every day.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Yeah, that's the exact feeling I had when my brother
texted me this morning about it the way you got
your Red Sox.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
And there there was a day game today and I'm like,
I'm not even gonna try to put it on normally,
Like I get to watch so a few normally I
do put it on him. I'm not gonna put it
on Kyle Tucker's our.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Head Cooks, a Dodgers fan. But he didn't even say
anything today. He just looked at me and smiled.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
I was like, dude, they shut down show Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
I did see show Hey has like a three and
seven records That seems bad astros show Hey killers.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Yeah. The most losses he has against any team m.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Hm, which is crazy that the most losses he has
against the team is seven.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Yeah, he's been in the league for how long now,
I don't count the Angels years. Dude, Like, fuck you
would you do? We forget he exists.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
I swear to God half the time I forget he
played for the Angels for.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Like ninety five years. It's like it was like, that's
like in Japan. I just forget that he was ever there,
like before E came to the Mariners. Like they're like
those numbers, don't I don't count that. I don't count
the Angels numbers. Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
It's like the only time I remember. I'll just be
sitting there. I'm like, man, poor Mike Croud, he's never
played with it. Oh yeah, ship they had show. Hey,
that's how it always happens for me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
What I need to do is spend all of the
money and get everybody else that is good around them.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Yeah. I was a fan of that when the Red
Sox did it. I don't like it when teams.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Really like the Yankees used to do it. That was
my favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Yeah, it was dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Get that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
It was dumb in the nineties. It was cool from
like six to sixteen, it was cool. Getting now it's
dumb again. Sorry, should only exist when my teams can benefit.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
For yeah, as long as my team doesn't benefit. Also,
I drive so little that I mean, I've heard the
gas prices going up, I haven't really experienced it. I
probably get gased once or twice a month and I
had to get gassed like earlier this week. Did you cry?
I practically did. Yeah. I'm like it was over over
forty dollars. It's like forty five, I think to Phillip.

(01:19:48):
Yesterday I walked, I drove by, the place was four
seventy nine. Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
They they fluctuate a lot, like you'll see when it's
like three ninety nine and the next day it's four
twenty nine, and then then three seventy again.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
Five.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
I asked, there's that one that's three seventy five. I
feel like there's like water in or something like what
how is everybody else charging four fifty and you're like,
we got three seventy five. Yeah, it was the doing
I did.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
I was pulling in the same club to get gas,
and I was every time, I'm like, hot gas, it's
gonna be so cheap. It was still like three seventy two.
I was like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
The one, uh, the closest one by me yesterday was
three seventy nine. As I drove here, I saw that
it was three eighty nine, so ten cents from yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Usually when gas is high, too, I just get to
do the the Houston thing. We're like, all right, well
it's good for the Houston economy. I don't even know
if this is right now. This is still just tear
for war. Yeah, and it's war prices.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Is it good for war or is it bad? No,
the war is causing the prices. But is that good
for war? The oil companies are making profits?

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Yeah, okay, so you know it's good for the Houston economy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Economy. See, we'll get us. That'll trickle down. It always does, right,
trickle down economics. Yeah, Reagan tell us about that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
I mean it actually is good for me working in
a restaurant's like, well, when gas is high and people
are making money in Houston, there's there to spend money. Yes,
I'm like, all right, job is safe for a little
while longer.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
But yeah, gas, if you just think about this, like
we're paying a little bit more for gas, would you
pay twenty more dollars And you don't really pay, but
that twenty dollars probably goes to buy like a missile.
Did we get to shoot on some country? So yeah,
we could get a really an explosion. Yeah, you sort

(01:21:37):
of bought like a missile with us so think of
it that way. Gas prices aren't expensive. We're sort of
just buying missiles.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Or you can be like, you know what, maybe this
is just helping Trump build his ballroom. Maybe get the
plans back.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Ah, yes, the ballroom.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Yes, the plans are halted. They need more gas money
so that they can build it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
They build ballrooms with gas.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Most often savana bananas played in the ballroom.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Oh, they gotta did you do you have on the lawn? Savan?
I should play on the lawn to the White House.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
That would be awesome. That would be so they don't.
Trump doesn't allow anyone. It's just him in the crowd.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
I have been to watch it is she can watch
the fact.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Him and Baron. He'd probably let Baron watch because Baron's
obviously his favorite child.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Yeah, how could he not be? You see im Talias.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
He doesn't talk back, he doesn't talk by dunk dude, dude,
probably fucking Yams.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
He's gonna get a he should play ball school. He's
gonna go to Wharton. No duke.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
I think he's in college right now, isn't he?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
He can transfer?

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
I think he's had like n Yu, they have boys
with shallow may yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Probably.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
If anyone goes to NYU, I just assume their boys with.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Shallow everybody is he knows everybody that goes there.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Shalam is everybody's boy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
That's part like an orientation in NYU. You have to
hang out. Timmy's Shaome.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
He's like the one dude in Hollywood that I like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
He just ships on opera the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Everyone else, I'm like, you're fucking actor. You're probably a dick.
I'm like y.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
But we weren't like that a year ago. Until he
started talking ball at the SEC Championship last year.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
We wanted to fuck this guy. I really have a
low bar for thinking you're a cool guy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Just talkball. Do you know, Oh you like sports too?
I also like sports. This guy must be cool talkball
and don't be nick right, and I like you, And
sometimes I just want to watch what Nick Red says,
even though I don't like him that much.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
I don't. I don't want to watch. I don't like
his hair. It's upsetting.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
His hair is stilly.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
He looks ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Houston's done Nick right by way of we don't claim him.
We don't claim him the same way that Beyonce doesn't
claim us beyonestly does No, she fucking doesn't shut up.
I've never seen her throw out the h wait. Remember
her song this aint.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Texas exactly said this ain't text.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Well, she's talking about not but she's talking about how
this place is in Texas. She loves Texas, Texas, y
ain't no hold on?

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Yeah, she's probably yeah. I love Dallas too, gross San Antonio.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
That by X the plug song. I hate the like
because he's like, and don't forget about them boys. I'm like,
fucking don't say that that part we we want to
forget about them?

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
FU them. Didn't even know that was in the song.
I've only ever listened the first.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Shut out to them boys, and we can't forget about
them Texans. He's obviously talking football, well he was.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
He shouted out the boy. He gonna give him something
they have nothing else.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
I don't want them. No, I'm not gonna be able
to support a song that mentions them fair and I
like the song except for that part.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
So like Metallica's Cowboys from Hell.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Nope, I don't really like Metallica.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
That's odd, I get I've never listened to a Metallica
song and be like that didn't get me jacked up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
I don't like either of tas. It's it's just.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Fucker bucker bucker bucker bucker pucker, little baby.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
Don't say. What if we put a nursery rhyme in
the middle of the song, yeah, the metal they used
to do that. Gods might be like, no, mommy be
a good boy, down with the sickness. Don't do that
because it was awesome in the fucking studio. The producers like,
do the mommy be a good boy thing? Yep, yeah,

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we're leaving that. What if in the middle of the
song the mom was just beating the ship out of
his kid. Problem is people love scatting. What's happening scatman?

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Ever heard of it?

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
That song is different Lord Savior camp Scataboo. It's his thing.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
He loves scatman.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
He's the scat man. Give me to give it a dope.
Don't get me started on that song.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
I bet you his head is just scatman.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
I was watching him talk after I cannot wait to
watch you on my screen. I do. I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Last time I loved the player that wasn't on my
team the way I love scatter I love him so much.
He's such a badass.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Sometimes I.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
Shut him down.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Almost beat them there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Don't care because maybe he goes off against you guys
and doesn't get drive of the giants, and then we
don't get him.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
So, I mean, you just got to hope that opposing
teams don't watch the Texas State defensive film. On the
same side, you want to watch them implement the Texas State.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Defense because then you know how to beat it. Yeah,
it's only good against Scataboo sucks against good thing. We
had Tyrone Tracy and the ball to him, Patrick McCard,
hand the ball to him, throw some darts. I just
sat DJ re Year. They're just signing the biggest d tackles.
Oh cool, you can have dextra Lince, who's the biggest
de tackle. But we're gonna get all the other guys.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
What if our defensive line combined weighed eight thousand pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
It's not a bad strategy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
It's pretty fucking cool. You just got big bodies in camp, scout.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
I just see I just see a bunch of three
hundred and fifty pound dudes. I'm like, I bet a
quarterback doesn't want that guy. Land on him.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Honestly, I love that you guys got harball. I feel
like John Gruden should be coaching the team the way
it's constructed.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
No no, no harm, just get the meet. But like,
I just want to see Gruden and Scatihom talks. I
would like him to have some sort of role with
the team. That'd be great.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
This guy loves football man see.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Jackson dart one best best dressed at the Kentucky Derby.
I didn't watch the best dressed part we were the races,
but I saw that on a tweet, so I was like, hell, yeah,
it's my quarterback.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Oh yeah. Also another little not cool. I wore a
fancy hat for the Kentucky Derby.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Alex did not. I was about business, dude. I was
locked in. I printed out the forms.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
I did only wear it for the final race and
we lost that race though, So yeah, my wife quite
fit on my head.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
I really, do you think Pat's gonna wear a funny
Derby hat? And I was like, why would Pat wear
a Derby hat? And then he knocked on my door.
I was wearing a Derby hat.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Sometimes you just gotta make the boys laugh, you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Know, all right, So those we're right now. Cools huh,
all right, good moving on, Let's get to the answer
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any questions. Aaron R. Is going to start us off
this week, and Aaron says, if an eighteen wheeler carrying
eight cars getting it gets into a wreck with another car,
is it a ten car accident or is it a
two car accident? So this is like one of those

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like car transporters say that get that gets into.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Wreck depends on how well those cars are strapped down.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
I think that it depends on how many of those
cars are damaged. So if you got into a wreck
and two cars that you're carrying get damaged, four car wreck,
that's a four car wreck. If the car if it
flips over, then yeah it's a ten car wreck. But
I think whatever is damaged. Now, what if this car
or this eighteen wheeler is hauling like junker.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Cars, That's what I was going to ask you. Is
it just a two cars?

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
I think if they still are affected by the crash.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
There's more damage put on them.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Yes, yes, so that total now it's retotaled, so it
could be a ten car wreck, but it could also
just be a two car wreck. Does that make sense?
Solid logic, very good logic.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
I think you nailed that one, Buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Robert, you agree with us or no? He's gonna fight us,
isn't it? If it's an eighteen wheel it's involved. I
feel like it automatically gets called an eighteen wheeler wreck,
not a honey, were you involved in an eighteen wheeler wreck?
I'll hammer them, shout Jim Outher.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Yeah, it's a one car, one eighteen wheeler wreck, so.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
That it could be that, it could be a nine
car one eighteen wheeler wreck. I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
Yeah, I like that truck wreck. Yeah, it's good. Bobby
pointed out a flaw on the system. It's a good point.
Question is no one void?

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
No great question, but it's unfortunately doesn't count. Aron. We're
just kidding. We appreciate your right again. Todd Voss is
our next person that's gonna ask us something. He's at
as Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV on Twitter, and
he says, if I volunteer and do community service, can
I use that as pre payment for a crime like

(01:30:51):
a speeding ticket? See?

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
I think if it's for things like speeding tickets. You
should be able to you should be a thank to that.
But I think this is a brilliant idea.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
That's the way it should work. But also I like
to look at this as like you can justify doing
like little crimes that like maybe you don't get caught
for hmm, Like, oh, I'm not going to pay for this.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna go to good Will.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
I'm not saying steal all your groceries, but I'm saying,
like if the Snickers bar falls in your pocket and
you forget to ring it up. Oh no, if you
go to the self checkout and you know you ring
up five lemons and you had six, you ring up
your steak as a lemon?

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Who am I?

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Who am I a judge?

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
This guy?

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
This guy is a volunteer in a community. I always
think that's.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
You should If you do have documentation of it and
you have to go to court for like a speeding
ticket or a traffic ticket or something like that, I
think you should bring it in and be like judge,
just so you know, I volunteer or you give me
community service, I already do it of my own volition.
This is not court ordered. Would you like to apply that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Just throw it out there. Just throwing it out there,
I'd have a cool judge. Could work, could be.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
I always liked to use the Ryan Howard from the
Office excuse when I got court mandated community service. But
I was volunteering, just giving back to my community. The
judge told me I had to, but I was volunteering
for my community. It's for the people, not for me.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
I think you should definitely try it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
Yeah, it's probably not gonna fly, but you should be
able to be like, look, dude, I'm gonna commit a
little bit of a CRMEB obviously, like non violent offenses.
Of course, a speed ticket perfect, that's perfect. And I
don't think you get community service for a speeding ticket
to you, No, that's just a fine. Yeah you want
to embezzle a little money from the company, do a
little volunteer work, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
Yeah. Like, so you've got an MIC, you already have
some credit service.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
For volunteer and you help your upstanding citizen.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
Yah, I shouldn't have to do twenty five hours of
community service if I've already done it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
What I've learned, though, is if you volunteer, you like
a volunteer person like you don't track it usually like
you're not you don't have a chart. It's the people
that are like, I need to mark that I did volunteer.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
You probably can.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
If you have to get a signature on your volunteer stuff.
You're either a student doing it for like a club
or probably some court thing. But you should be able
to like preemptively do community.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
Maybe after church hang around a little bit bit. Can
I help you guys clean and afterwards make that's what service?
By the way, I'm just trying to bank up. In
case I get some can you sign this say was
here help Jess?

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
In case my wife doesn't trust my wife doesn't trust me,
can you sign this to prove that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
I won't say that because then they'll like, why why
don't you and your wife come in for counseling, which,
by the way, I think I've said this before. That's
a hack. Priests will give you free counseling.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
They will. A lot of churches will give you free
money too, if you just ask enough and have a
cool enough story. I'm not a good liar, Like I'm
not either, so I won't do that. I've heard that chat.
I feel like scamming a church is pretty fucking scummy. Yeah, yeah, whoa,
I didn't say it wasn't what if I do a church,
but if you think about all the things that the
church has done, kind of could be scumbaggie.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
Is that if you don't believe the religion to rob them, Yes,
but no, but yes if you like, if you firmly
believe they're wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
I have you guys seen the and it's called speed running.
They're doing it the scientology. I got down the rabbit
hole of that and it's like my entire TikTok feed,
I can't stop. They did one and the guy was
dressed as grow from from Despicable to me, and all
the other dudes are dressed his minions like okay, find

(01:34:35):
the moon. And they were just running there and they're
yelling like get out, we're calling the police, and the
police coming there just kind of laughing like you gotta you, guys,
gotta go.

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
Hey, we're gonna act like we're gonna rest you as
soon as we get outside, we're gonna let you go.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
But they don't. They don't do anything. They just run
in there. I think some people have like pulled stuff
down and like I'm not seeing them causing damage and
just running through it. Yeah, I want to see. I
want to see if I could go clear, where's David
missus cabbage clear to your security? But yeah, I mean
that's kind of a dick move, but it's funny to watch.

(01:35:07):
So I don't know who am I to judge?

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
We should do that because you know they've got their
seat org or whatever, and they dress up in their
fake little like navy outfits. But we should just dress
like the old school like little kids sailor outfit.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
The shorts and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Yeah, sure, it's the little bib. We should just sprint
into there. It'll be over QUI because I'm gona run
out of energy very quickly. I'm gonna get like thirty.
I'll shut myself out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Robert, you dad do a speed run. You know? Any
scientology centers? I do not know. Not not really something
to see. If there's any use, it's gotta be. There's
gotta be.

Speaker 3 (01:35:40):
We can travel to La go to this.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
We can do our podcast next week from there. As
we're walking through the like, hey, you gotta leave. You
got the shortest one? How you got for cool? I'm
tired right now. I'm tired of shit. I got tackled
and I'm just you're just getting carried out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
Fake breathing heavy made me lightheaded right there. That's how
out of show. Yeah, that's bad.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
You should find one. Although we could have made that
like a punishment, and you were just not done it.
Like when you grab the cops gun. If I haven't
grabbed a cops gun that you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Know there was a cop in the restaurant the other
day you lived. I was just staring at his gun.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
Just can I just grab it? Not to do anything.
I just need to grab it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
Let's just stare it at that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
You don't you do it? I need it now.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
But see if the punishment was fucking with scientologists, I
would do that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Where if it's a speed run, but you have to
do it at Catholic church.

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
I don't think they would care.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
You gotta go, yeah, I don't want to like mess anything.
He's got to go to the confessional and you gotta
do a whole confession sprint through.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
As you pass by the like confession box, you just
like stop and you'll do a little sign of the cross,
take off running again, just fake out.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
The priests go in there and act like you're doing
a confession, but then don't especially move on a priest
so fucking quick. Just fart a lot and make him
have to smell it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
Spin move on people all the time at work.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
If you far in a confession box, do you think
it travels to the other one for sure?

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Dude, it's a small, confined area.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
You were called. Do you ever do confession? No? I
got confirmed too. That's kind of one of the steps
you have to do. I just didn't do it, and
they didn't catch on. They didn't even ask you did
your thing. They might have actually asked me. It might
have focused on some other stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Yeah, I totally did it. I was a year older
than everybody doing it too. I just didn't do it
the year I was supposed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
To amber getting confirmed like a Methodist church. I don't
know what this is, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
It was so much bigger than all the other kids
that were We did it and we had to be acolytes.
That's a horrible show.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Wasn't as shows. It was cool because you got You
had to get there early, which sucked, but you had
to light all the candles, which was tight. And at
the end you got you had to add a little bell,
and you had to go. You had depend on.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
All or nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
I just had to wear a fucking suit the snuff
but lookally a bell. So yeah, you should be able
to volunteer your community service as prepayment for a crime.
I don't think you can, though, but try it. See
how go give it a go, Give it a go.
Bet you pull it off.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
I bet a judge would probably be cool with it.
You pull it off.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
That's a nice guy. He probably crimes you're doing though
your vet Todd, you could do whatever you want. Man,
you serface contact all right. Evan Lowry writes in who
we got Power Rankings First? First time a couple of
weeks we've have Power Rankings. Evan Lowry says powerank these
food cities, and these are cities named after food. It's

(01:38:31):
so good. So he gives us fries Virginia, Sandwich, Massachusetts,
Popcorn Indiana, peach Bottom, Pennsylvania, and Cookietown, Oklahoma. Robert, you
go first. Number five is gonna be cookie Town, Oklahoma?
What it's Oklahoma? I get that, but like that, Okay, Okay,

(01:38:55):
it's Oklahoma. That like I know that probably is like
an advertising thing for Oklahoma would not have come up
with a cooler name. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
I think that's why they did it, because like our
state sucks, we need a cool.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Name, something sounds cool and delicious. Continue. Sorry, Number four,
I'm only saying is because it's two words peach bottom, Pennsylvania.
So let's just what's the trash peach bottom, Dude, it's
two words bottom. There's no fruit called peach bottom, or
no no food called peach bottom. You ain't eat this guy,

(01:39:29):
this guy number three, I'm going Popcorn Indiana, then Fries, Virginia.
Then Sandwich, Massachusetts number.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
One, big Sandwich guy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Huh yeah, fair enough, all right, I'll go next.

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
I actually also had a Cookie Down Oklahoma a number five,
simply because it was Oklahoma, it would have been top
two otherwise when I saw Cookie Town, Oh and then
I like the line wrapped around right there and said Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
I didn't even look at the states when I was.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
Uh so, yeah, then we're gonna go Popcorn Indiana. Four,
Sandwich mass three. It's somehow like the most boring name
of all the Massachusetts town names. They all have weird,
funny names, and then Sandwich is somehow the least creative
of them all. Like Sandwich is dope, but like they

(01:40:19):
got other funny names. Uh Fries Virginia. Two, peach Bottom Pennsylvania.
One that just rolls off the tongue, peach Bottom Pennsylvania.
I'm from peach Bottom Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Okay, okay, all right, I'll go next or last. I'm
gonna go Fries, Virginia. Feels like it's made up.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
Like that's the one that feels made up.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Yeah, not. Cookie Town also feels made up, but like
it's too specific where I'm like, wait, cookie Town.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
I'm also kind of surprised hershey Pennsylvania did if it was.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
Like cookies, it'd be like cookies Oklahoma. I'd be like,
something's up there. Cookie Town's like what might be a
hold town made of cookies Oklahoma?

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Though, so it's probably like two percent cookie.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
But they had nothing going on, so I could see
him making a full ten out of cookies. They have
lower levels of chocolate chips than all the other cookies
in those states. Country Fries Virginia five four. I'm gonna
go peach Bottom, Pennsylvania. The name literally translates to ass
ass as, like as yeah, I just need one, though
I need to it's too many ass ass as the

(01:41:26):
alternate No No No one of three too late on
one of three teams the al with Wayne Record. Okay,
chill out, chill out all right, Each bottom Pennsylvanian also
Pennsylvania Fair. That's really the Philadelphia is there? Fuck them?

(01:41:51):
Popcorn Indiana again. That just feels like a Hallmark movie place.
Oh yeah, like you all in love with your high
school sweetheart. They came back to town from their city job.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
And then you run and you run a popcorn business.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Yeah, Popcorn India. Cool name though. Sandwich Massachusetts is two.
Sandwich is fucking sick.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
Dude, Sandwich is fucking fun so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
And then uh, Cookie Town, Oklahoma to have like a
whole time made at cookies. Who wasn't Who wouldn't want that?

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
Cookietown, Oklahoma? See, I lost it. I can I can
only do.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
What's cookie Town?

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
Many?

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Get over here, show me your cookie morcowm Mickey Mouse.
I'm gonna take you to Peach Bottom. Hot Dog, hot Dog,
Hot diggity Dog. It's cookie Town. Okay, cookies those are
good powerings have it? I like that. I like that
he does coming gang all right. Josh Tree Coddle is

(01:42:49):
at Joshua Tree seven and three, and he's got our
next question. He says, what color is the letter Q?
Al right, closing eyes, purple. I was gonna say purple
as purple. I was gonna say purple purple.

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
See, the first thing that flashed on me was yellowing idiot.
I know that doesn't at all, dude, Purple is nowhere
near yellow. Then it went to pink, but I was like,
I gotta stick with my first one. But it's it's
so clearly not yellow, it's not at all. I don't
know why that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
Your your letter color blind?

Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
For sure, dude, I'm so fucking letter color blind. It's ridiculous. Wait, Robert,
can you see purple?

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Sort of? Because isn't red and blue? You're probably and green?
But yeah, but he can only see half of purple. Yeah,
it blends into a lot of colors like brown and yeah,
blue and purple. Yeah, purple, you know it's the true color.
He can't even see it, and he knew the Q
is purple.

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
It's true. That's that's a damn good point. It's it's
definitely purple. It's gotta purple. Great question, Josh, you know
I'm gonna get in the lab I'm gonna work on
myself and I'll try and get better with my letter colors.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
I love when people ask me what our podcast is about,
and I tell them, like, it's all about sports, and
we're kind of just you know, it's like some guys
hanging out having a conversation and we may be a
part of. And then sometimes we tell you what color
letters are, Like what what color a letter? Well, I
mean some letters are different colors. Think about it, like,
close your eyes, think of the letter to you. What
color do you see? Like, I don't see a color?

(01:44:26):
What your letter color? Blind?

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
Obviously, like Pat, I'm imagine it. Fo Yeah, I bet
they also can't.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
But we're more of a highbrow podcast. Okay, so maybe
we're a little too smart for you. All right, Maybe
you go maybe get your masters and then come back
to us.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
That is the most common plain I hear about the
show is that it's a little too smart and highbrid Like.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
You guys talk too much about smart stuff. You guys
are too smart.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
Yeah, it's not like one of us used to moan
every time the other one would say, pre come.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
No, I don't know, I just never did that to that,
all right, You guys talk about how you don't return
stuffcause you're too lazy. Yeah, so we'd be smart and
not do that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
Last question this week is from Brett Brandon at Price
of a zj on X, and Brett says, if I
put too much water in to cook my rice, can
I just use my phone to soak up the excess?

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
So you would think you can flipping it, No you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
No, you can. You just have to then, like you
have to have your phone turned off after that, and
then you have to leave it in the rice. It's
cooking until it's then cooked, until it's then cooking. So like, yeah,
you can do that if you're cool not using your
phone for a while. But it's like the whole same thing.
You gotta wait for the phone to chill.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
You would it, but but the phone's not soaking it up,
just sits there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
If it's cooking, it's in the rice, it's not in
the water. It soaks up the water and then the
rice then absorbs it. Back to Shay, that's what the
rice does. It absorbs water. So you soak up the
excess rice, probably gonna fuck up your phone. I'd turn
it off first. Then you shove it in there, put
it in to cook, and by the time it's done,
your phone should be good. You just got to be

(01:46:04):
able to go out with your phone for however long
you're cooking.

Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
Yeah, you gotta let it cool down.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
But you know what, sometimes it's good to just be
like back in the day where you're like no phones,
just people living. That would be kind of sick. So
if your phone just smelled.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
People, be awesome, you'd make it. I don't know what
I want to eat.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
You know what I can for something?

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
Rice?

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Maybe maybe rice, just rice.

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
Either Chinese or Mexican, one of the two. That's what
I'm feeling right now. Yeah, two big rice.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Cultures, very big rice cultures. So you can do that.
You can use your phone to soak up the excess water,
but you just got to make sure you put it
back in the rice until you finish cooking. So it's
a good way to you know, like disconnect from the world,
right Like just hey, I'm gonna focus on me right now. Well,

(01:46:52):
my rice cooks me and my rice, me and my
rish and my rash. All right, let's wrap it up
with uh or I am at actually not Pat Dan
Robert is at Robert Barbosa zero three. Uh, we are
at pass Gray Pod on All Socials. Don't forget to

(01:47:14):
subscribe to a YouTube channel. If you're listening to us,
you can watch every episode on YouTube at about Thursday
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the play on the audio versions. Lets give us clicks
us clicks on both le's share us with a friend. Uh,
what do we want? We want people to comment this
week on the YouTube what color we'll call you think

(01:47:35):
the letter Q is and just say purple? Yeah, just
say purple. Everyone else is gonna call you a fucking
idiot and then yea. If somebody says it's not, then
just tell them their letter colorblind and then they're like okay,
and so yeah that's what. Just comment purple or that
you're wrong. They can also give us the some banana
bana rules. Oh yeah, give us your new Savannah Banna

(01:47:56):
Good call Bobby, Good call Bobby. All right, let's do
a random celebrity guesser. Alright, who you guys wanna go with?
I'm Johnny Cash, Johnny Cash, I love it. I'm gonna go,
Ben Stiller, Ben Still, I'm gonna go Timothy Shall May
Johnny ben Stiller, Shamaley, Virginiuate, the Doors, Eminem Sandy Kofex,

(01:48:24):
Claire Balding, John Fogerty, the Ramones and David Bowie.

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
All right, let's just name every human musician that's not
Johnny Cash.

Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
That's cool, yeah, Johnny Cash, Ben Stiller, Timothy s Neil Fraser,
Donald Sutherland, Oscar Robertson, Sally Field, Cat Stevens, Naga Munchetti,
Charlie's Throne and Jimmy Hendris. One last time, one last time,
Timmy Shallow, May, Ben Stiller, Johnny Cash, Let's do it.
Let's do it. Come on, Timmy Whitney Houston, Elias Say

(01:49:00):
nailed it, James Cordon, Michael Jackson, Paul Newman, Glorious Swans
and Celine Dion and David.

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
Via, seventy five singers, one seventy five.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Years now, Johnny Cash, So you were the furthest I
would say, away from everybody, and Robert, because there were
a lot of actors. I know it's not but you
guys split the vote. I went, Robert, did you ever
get this before? I have gotten it before. Okay, you
got this before. Pat, You're a real fucking dick, fuck,
have you got it before?

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
Alex?

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
Actually three times, three times, it's not hard. One of
them was suspect it wasn't though. It wasn't. Though. All
you gotta do is just guess, right. That's like, like
that's what I would. I didn't. I was fucking around
this time, like what my strategy is? I just guess
the right one.

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
I like to be an individual. You guys have got it.
I don't want to be in your stupid fuck Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
Yeah, all right, that's cool. Well, Hey, Robert, congratulating. You
shouldn't sound getting it before. Hey, congratulations, see you tube.
Thanks man. Allright, Hey, have a great rest of your week.
Hope that uh I hope you guys have a kick
ass week until we talk to you next week. Cheers
with a friend, and don't forget to pass the gravy.
Yeah bitches.

Speaker 3 (01:50:06):
Braby Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
Baby, pout of the top and lead spread. As we're
listening in the past, the Gray Gray, we'll go and
fishing for your bitch today with drunk and Houston now,
Houston baby, Now we go ahead and lick and we'll
get rich today. Hitch, bitch,