Pass The Gravy #667: One Last Ride

The guys talk about greek mythology, bomb shelters, and the NFL schedule release. They also learn about Medusa, tell you the best places to cry, and say goodbye to Robert. 


You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby powder topping lead spreads as we listen. It's a
pastor Grave Grave. We goin fishing for your bitch today
with Chunk and Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead
and let kemp We'll get Rish todays.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Bitch Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
What is going on? Everybody? It's past the Gravy Episode
six hundred and six. I am your host, Lamoon Dog
Middleton with my co host Robert Bobby Jokes the hog Barbosa.
How's it going? Bobby? He hello, and we are joined

(00:50):
with a very very very very special guest, the six
seven man himself, Pat Dion.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I'm a little diszy. I got a little There was
a lot of six seven, a little board on six.
I shouldn't shake my head back and forth like that anymore.
I'm old.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Solid episode numbers six, solid episode number back to back
week and we had this one yeah, six six none
do we just do? We rip the band it off? Here,
We're gonna rip the band it off. Let's do it. Robert,
what do you have to say? What do you have
to say? We have an announcement we have to make

(01:25):
and it might be the worst thing that's ever happened
on this podcast ever. I think this is my last show.
YEA fired? I am, Yeah, he's fired. Should we fire? No? Continue? Sorry, No,
I've been fired. No. I finally have a new job.
After months and months of unemployment. I think I got

(01:46):
laid off in October. It's now middle of May. Shit,
I finally found a new job. But unfortunately it's like
a nine to five, a proper boring nine to five job.
That means that I won't be able to do this
podcast with you guys anymore. Turns out, like most jobs
are just cool with you working at like hanging out

(02:08):
at three o'clock with your friends in the middle of
the week. Losers.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, right, so these people aren't losers.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
He's super very cool. Obviously they make good decisions. I
mean this is something like Pat and I always joked,
does like Robert's way too good to be on this podcast.
So like we've known, we've known that you were going
to find a better gig eventually, because like, honestly not
it's it's insane that it's been nine years. But like,

(02:33):
I feel like I've grown up with Robert a little bit.
I spent a while of my life with Robert every
single week hanging out.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
With him, but almost a third of your life.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Like Robert's way too good at what he does to
just be doing it for us. And then there's a
certain company that he worked for for a while and
they were really fucking stupid for letting him go, and
I think that it's been a huge downgrade since he's
been let go. And now I think there's a company
that finally came along and was like, Oh, this guy
fucking rocks and you're gonna be a superstar there and

(03:01):
we know that, and we're gonna be mad at you
a little bit because we're gonna miss you. But it's
not because we're mad. We're not happy for you, because
we know you're good and we know you deserve this,
and we know that you're gonna succeed in that.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
We're just gonna miss you. That's really where it is.
And I'm trying to fight with my feelings right now,
and yeah, being mad, yeah, I you.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Know, not not too emotional myself, but like I'm on
the right here. I was like, yeah, this has been
like over nine and a half years of my life
and it's gonna be a big change. It takes them
getting used to Can we just pretend that you died? Like,
can we pretend like like like I feel like my
friend has like cancer, and I know this is the
last time I'm getting to see you for a long time.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I mean I did have friends do that in college.
They just set up a memorial to one of the
dudes that we kind of knew in their apartment and
it's been a running joke for like twelve years of
that guy died from drinking a whole keg of keystone.
Everyone still plays along week.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Man, Dude, I can't believe that. I can't believe Robert's
gone like that.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, like he's just walking down the sidewalking, tripped on
his penis and fell in hit his head.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, he tripped on his Yeah, and it was only
getting on the.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Plus side though, we are so much closer to the
average size of the penis.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh yeah, our penis average got way better for us.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
We're closer to the average one way down.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Average is down.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
But like we're closer to that bell curve small peepe
pot now it's a bell curve. Yeah, we always were,
we just had Robert. It was the outlier where it
was like, what, Yeah, it's like the one person in
the group that brings up the average.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, he ruined it for the average. We could do
what did we just do this? The whole two hours
the podcast, we're just really sad and sappy. I think
they talk about my penis, talk about Robert's penis.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I can do a double pot on that.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, we do that, Like, we'll do it after Robert's gone.
We'll just do a whole episode on his penis. He
can't he can't do anything.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I remember that hog.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
But yeah, I mean we still got the whole show.
But let's just pretend that Robert, Like if we get
his r P Robert hashtag I P Robert. Yeah, that's
our way of saying we love him, but he doesn't
like us telling him we love him us. Yeah, it's us.
They retire in peace, retire in paradise, King r r
P Bobby, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
You're gonna prosper. You're gonna go and prosper.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
And retire in progress. Right, So he's progressing, his career
is progressing. There you go, there you go. We're happy
for you, man, we're gonna miss you. And this very
well could be the peak of the podcast like it
could be. This might be the point where it's all downhill.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I'm really starting to regret that astat that said me
and Bobby forever.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, I guess you got to cross that the foreever
part for a while. Nine years is a long time, man.
I appreciate you hanging out with us that long, like
you've You're the reason we have a video version of
the podcast. You should be watching the video. Everybody that's
listening right now, go fucking watch the video version for
Robert and then just you know, put put for RP
Robert in the chat. All right, give us your family

(05:51):
can't believe it too soon, just like that, you know,
one day you know a guy. We do have a
plan of succession. We do have a plan of secession.
You could get to meet Harley next week. You're gonna
like Harley. He's a cool dude. And working on some
nicknames because I feel like Bobby Jokes came on pretty
quick when you started the podcast with us, So we're

(06:14):
gonna work on some nicknames for Harley, and I think
you guys like him. He's a cool guy. He came
in and he trained a little bit. That was that
was really official wasn't it Last week we had somebody
training here and we didn't even address him because we
were being professional, Like that was really cool of us,
because I was at some point, I'm gonna talk to
Harley and I didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, I was worried that was gonna happen to I
felt like I was mean, but I was. I tend
to just engage all the bros.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah yeah, but all right, so that's out in the air. Okay, Well,
what if we had just not said anything until the
very end. I was like, I don't know how Robert
wants to do it, but I like we should address
it in the beginning.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, it almost would have been funnier if we didn't
say anything until next week when there was somebody new here.
Oh Rob. Then we just kept letting it drag out
for weeks, like Bobby was coming back.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
I should have done that.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
He would.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
He's just Pat's always the guest and then, oh dude,
does that make him you have to be co hosting?
I guess I have to promote you back to co host.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
I'm not sure I'm ready for the responsibility or do
I just I don't know. What if Harley just hits
it right off, like me, like me and Harley just
hit it off.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
And then I'm like, Black, you know what, you're really
getting back to a guest.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I don't do well with responsibility.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I'm more of just a guest of the show. But
also that would be funny if it was temporary producer, Harley.
It is just for years, your fifth year being a
temporary producer on the People. Well, yeah, Robert is the producer. Okay,
sorry too much. We don't want to say he's gone.
All right, pea, buddy, appreciate the nine solid years of service.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'll have a wake in your honor tonight alone in
my apartment.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Everybody should have a wake alone in their apartment, all right,
but both.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Both well I said wake, but now that now.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
He was going to do that anyways. So yeah, a
little horn and you're on. We will all right, let's
get the pre come segment.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm trying not to cry until the very end of
the podcast, at least out by where we live.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Pat. If you've seen in the little banners they got
out there, they just say America two fifty on them
on the light poles. It's fucking sick. I've seen America
two fifty on a bunch of stuff. Whatever logo people
make for it, bad ass.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
The whiskey I bought the other day was a two
fifty edition.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
We need to just have past the gravy two fifty shirts,
Like Robert, we're making you in charge of stuff. Still
you're not done with us yet, but can we do that?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
We've got you for like eight more hours. Yeah, you're
still on the clock, buddy. All right, technically it's on
the clock till the end of May.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
You're just gonna have to do stuff from afar A right,
You're like, I've had a new job. I need shirts.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Just need to say two fifty with an American Eagle
firing off too. I wist say AK forty seven, but
two glocks too. I don't think two colts. We're about
a glock and coult. Best of both worlds, you know
what I mean? People with clocks in America. You know what,
we conquered them. Everything we conquered ours.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
We got it. The whole world is ours now, America
two fifty patches they should just be everywhere. How does
every team in every sport not have in America?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Two fifty, Like every league needs an America two fifty
patch that they're wearing off season. Well, buddy, I don't
have you know those communisms fucking trying to America clear
as day.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I really want to just get America to fifty patches,
but we need I want to I'm in. I want
to get in the patch game, and like we should
have won. We should have a Robert r P Robert patch,
Like when a team's like play by play host dies,
like like like John Sterling died for the Yankees, They're

(09:43):
gonna wear a patch in his honor, Like we should
just have like all right, p Bobby or just a
hot video version.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Can we just put a little bat patch in the
corner that we just put Bobby.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Fifty Bobby two fifty, put two, put two one in
one corner and then one like the bottom corner, and
then each week we'll just keep adding new.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Ones until we're just covered up.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
And then yeah, you want to see us like all
the clips of the podcast, you're just gonna be us
talking behind logos that we all hate it, Like we're
gonna have one patch right here it just says rip Bobby,
and then the other way would just be America to.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Fifty p put patches on butt cheeks of shorts. Butt
cheek patches could take.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
We should make patch jackets, we should sell patch jackets.
We should do, and then we should just patch patch kits,
patch kits. Yeah, we'll work on that name. Yep, yep,
we can. We got plenty of them.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
All about patches, I assume as I get older, my jeans, No,
I was gonna say, I'll probably just wear patched up
jeans because I'm too cheap to buy more, too lazy to.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I was gonna say, you're just gonna buy patches, buy jeans.
I mean, you're not gonna buy patches.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, I'm too lazy.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
But yeah, America two fifteen needs to be like, that's
bad ass that we're two hundred fifty years old. Fucking
suck it world. I know they're way older than us,
but still.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, they're way older than us, and we're way better.
Took us, really, it took us like one hundred years.
Suck on that Rome. It took forever, not even a country,
any city though.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, you're not so great, are you.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Greeks? What are they up to? Financial ruin every six years?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah? So they still haven't figure out taxes in America.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Democracy.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
We made it better America. We are we in finance ruin.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
No, not in debt. We invented the hot dog and war. No,
we didn't wait war, we just got We were effected
at it. We got the best at it. Any other
countries ever have a flying dorito that just erases your civilization?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
True, No, we do. We like the show Hao Tani
of war like we didn't start it, but we took
over and we got really good at it.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I don't know. I think show Hay is a lot
more likable.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
And we can gamble.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
And we get away. We do get away.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
We can get away with gambling, sort of depending on
which state.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
So I got my buddy into ambling. Finally, good weekend good.
I got it to download the app that we use
for Yeah. I wasn't gonna say it good. But the
fights were this Saturday and I was watching his house.
He came home. I was like, two, download, let's put
some money around. We both hit on Sean Strickland. So
he loved it immediately, and then I was like, dude,
take the Lakers to lose by thirteen and a half.

(12:20):
They didn't. Last night they covered the spread. I wake
up to a text of him that just says, fucking
point shavers. I was like, I've already got him locked
there we go, already got him locked in. It took
like twenty six hours. He's a degenera.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
It takes.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, So when he gets divorced in a couple of
years because of crippling gambling debt, that'll be my fault.
But I can wear that. Yeah, he loved me longer
than her anyway, Right, And then had something to think
about Husbands and wives they come and go, but boys,
boys they're always there or forever.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
What else did I have for?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well?

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I had an idea, an idea for I guess grocery stores,
but just pretty much any place that makes us have
self checkouts that we have to use, they just need
barcodes everywhere. Like everything needs to have a bunch of
barkods because it's a pain in the ass when you're
trying to scans up. And I worked at a grocery store,
so I kind of know where a lot of barcodes
are just instinctually, but like a lot of people don't.

(13:13):
And there's so many times you'll see somebody like trying
to figure out where the fucking barcot is. Just put
a barcode on all the sides. Make it fast. I can.
I can swipe it like it takes takes no time
having to find weird one on the bottom of a
water bottle thing. Just sticker, sticker, stick or stick a sticker.
You're done.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I love that for us, but I'm telling you, as
an employee, there would one hundred percent of the people
that are swiping their own things going, oh, I accidentally
scanned it twice because I got the bottom and the
side Barkok. Employees would spend their entire day just avoiding
out there thinking about that. You've got to remember everything
has to now be whittled down to the just the
dumbest possible person is.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
That's what honestly, I was trying to make it idiot proof.
I was like, all right, hey, there more barcode, make
easy scan like do that.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
You would think so, But I'd argue this all the
time at the restaurant. You can only idiot prove things
to a certain level, like.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Because if it's too idiot proof, the idiot's not gonna
realize that it's idiot proof, and they're gonna be more
confused that they were. It's actually supposed to be easier
for them, but they're gonna it's gonna make it harder
for them because they're overthinking it because they're an idiot.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Like sometimes, like in a certain dish, people will send
it back like I didn't realize it had this, It
wasn't on the menu. We can't write every ingredient of
every dish on the menu or also would be forty
seven fucking pages long. That seems so sort of certainly,
you just give a description and you can't say if
there's some I don't like onions, Maybe ask if your
fucking dish has onions in it, then oh I can't

(14:33):
eat garlic. I don't know. You ordered a fucking Italian pasta.
Maybe bring that garlic. Everything is garlic. Does this have dairy?
I can't do lactose. It's a fucking restaurant. There's butter
on everything.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Just ask how often do you just say no? But
you just like he's like, yeah, no, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, I don't lie about that.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I would never make it in the industry like that
because I would just be yeah, no, no, it's dairy
free butter I all time.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
But about like dietary restriction because you never know what
it's an actual allergy. Allergy. No, you fucking don't. You
don't like lettuce, that's my favorite. Nobody's allergic to cilantro.
You don't like the taste of cilantro.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
But if I say that, then people are gonna be like,
what do you look cilantro? And then I can they
think I'm gonna die or some shit. It's like on
h on the office where he's like, I'm allergic to
peanut butter and he's like, well, I'm not. It just
makes me uncomfortable. I get itchy sometimes, so I'm around it.
It's like, well, you're not. You made You're going to die?
Could could probably not?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Probably not, probably not.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
If you beat me over the head with the peanut butter.
Yeah that's soft though with the jar there's a glass
jar you can beat.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Oh yeah, when's the last time he saw peanut butter
in a glass jar?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
It's been a minute.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah. We're all plastic that we're we're a nation of plastics.
Microplastics of course good. I want to be all plastics
to make plastic. A lot of the women in this
country already are a big part player. AO, All right,
what else do they have? I had a trivia question
for you.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Now, let's go.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Do you know the one team ever that drafted two
Hall of Fame quarterbacks in the same class? And I'll
even it's a while, it's a little while ago. It's
pre nineteen ninety, it's in the eighties. I'll just say
that pre nineteen ninety. There's so a lot of teams,
so they go over that time.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yeah, not off the top of my head.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Kansas City Royals. That's where it's a trick question. The
Royals drafted Elway and Dan Marino in nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay, yeah, very good trivia question. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
You guys can use that one. Yeah, that's a final fact.
I'm not gonna even look it up. It's a double check,
that's true. I trust my sources. There you go, There
you go.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Do you guys think that we have too many stars?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Like? No, the problem is we don't have enough anymore.
Too much light polish. Have you ever been? I know
you have because you go camping once a year somewhere
where there's no light pollution, and you look up and
the you can see like the whole galaxy and shit,
that's incredible. I mean, it's cool to being able to
see it sucks, But like, I think we have too many.
Like sometimes when you look up, you're like chill out
on the stars a little bit. You know, you just

(17:26):
got to think of it like America versus the world.
But yeah, there's all those stars and all those galaxies
out there, and other planets were the best. None of
all none of those ones have football. They don't none
of those none of those stars have campskataboo. Yeah, that's
very true. So there can be as many stars as
they want up there. They can't replicate our shit.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I just think there's too many, and it feels excessive.
And at what point are we being a little greedy
with the amount of stars in the sky?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Should we start taking out stars? Is that what you want?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
A little bit?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
You want to start creating black holes? That's problematic.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Maybe some sort of like we caught a star destroyer,
we could get ooh, I do like that, And like, really, space,
how much space do we need? Because there's like, well,
there's this galaxy and then there's another galaxy, and then
there's this galaxy over here, and then if you look
through this galaxy. There's a black hole takes to this
galaxy which is part of this galaxy in these other
nine galaxies which have their own galaxies in them, Like

(18:20):
seems a little much.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
The one thing I do think space do we? Like
I understand the importance of long lane telescopes and looking
out and seeing all the Is there any practical application
we have to knowing all that information in that, like
for the next two hundred and fifty years, Like we
are nowhere near light speed travel. Yeah, it's cool that
we know stuff is out there. That doesn't help us

(18:42):
at all. No, I'm paying taxes every year and meanwhile
we're just using to see shit that will never be
able to go to anyway.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
This is what the back of the moon looks like.
I don't fucking care, dude.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well that's close enough.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I A oh fuck care man if it orbits the.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh it looks like Look when we put the thing
over here, it looks like this shadow.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, no ship, dude, I know what shadow is.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, but dude, if we don't study the moon, then
how is Bryson de Shambo ever gonna film a YouTube
golf thing up there where he.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Hits the ball seventeen. Who cares, you're a little I
don't like that guy.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I like them. I don't either, but I don't like
that guy. The moon is chill, dude, I mean hating
on the moon. Now everything past the moon look at
it this way. We just like the moons are border.
Should we go to Mars? I don't want to go
to fucking Mars? Why why do we not go there?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Dude? Let Mars be Mars.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Bro got I kind of care about Mars too. Our
solar system, I like, once you start getting into you know,
we have good names like Venus, Pluto, Jupiter, all that stuff.
What's this one? Kepler four eight six two? You're putting
numbers and designation suff how many Kepler's stupid? I guess
kepla had to find a bunch of other ones. Then
Kepler Schmepler, Beppler, like, just do it that way. That's

(19:51):
the the Eppler.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Name it after your favorite sports teams players.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's the camp. That's Camp Scataboo. That's Skataboo, Skataboo two Dart.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
You take it. You take the shuttle from Scataboo to
Dart and then two neighbors. The Malik, the Malaco.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Field fell player to name a planet after, who would
be Cambo? I don't know. I feel like William the
refrigerator Perry that's too long, well not his whole name, but.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Refrigerator Perry, the big fridge.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Big fridge would be good. I don't know. That just
popped into my head, even though he's a bear. I
mean it was huge, will Fork will Fork is the planet.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Would be a good planet. It'll be a good planet.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
I get it, though. Space it's big, it's scary, it's
too much, it's too much, like, let's outside of our sources.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I don't fucking care, dude, I don't care why we
got send ship there? Like how annoying would that be?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Too?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Like do you think do we do? We see other
Soro systems just sit in fucking little like, hey, we
send a robot to fucking Earth to just go fuck
with him? Like, stop picking up my staff? What are
you doing?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
They're jealous? They don't want to come here?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
What a dip move to go to Mars? What's this?
Let's grab it with a little pincer thing, fucking pick
it up? Thought down? Cool, that's what a rock is
like on marks. I don't find care, man, that's their thing.
Let them have their thing. Stolen land, man, I.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Want to steal their land. I feel like America needs
to get back on.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
That shit on Mars. We've not been to just on.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Stolen land in general.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Oh really, Yeah, this would be a good clip.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, why not. We've done it before, we can do
it again.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
What would you do?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
What land would I steal?

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah? And what would you like? How would you get
the people out of that land? If there were people
on that land?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Oh no, we just oppressed them.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
So, like we take Alberta, I feel like most of
the people in Alberta would be fine with it.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Anyway, I'm talking about a real country.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Really, that's the thing. Like I was like, do I
really want parts of Canada?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
But like Alberta is pretty chill. I would like to
take parts of Mexico. What if we just took like
two hundred miles, Like if we just went south two
hundred more miles. No.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
I kind of like that, Like I like the not
taking Mexico Canaby like we could, but like we're not
gone at.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
The I just want to be able to produce American
to we don't even care and we don't have the
right plants, and like it has to be in Mexico.
Brow in Arizona former as known as kind of Mexico.
Kind of, it's like the same same weather, New Mexico. Yeah,
go do it in New Mexico. Done.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Done.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
What's the next closest. I guess we could take Greenland,
but like, what's the fucking point? You know?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
I think we're good.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
We already took Hawaii. I just feel like Galapagos, let's
take them. I want the turtles. But again, back to space.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
I just think whatever's outside of this sour system I
don't care about, and we need to chill out. It's
a little greedy to be like nineteen galaxies over we
don't even know.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's in the bottom of our fucking ocean. Yeah, dude,
it's like our own ocean. Yeah, we're looking past Pluto,
that's what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
We're working on like looking for aliens and other places.
It's like have you seen clover fields? Sometimes the aliens
come from the water.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Also every time, Oh, here's more alien files. Show me
a fucking picture, Show me a green guy. I don't
even care about the guy. I just want to see this.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
She want to see the guy an alien, but.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I'll settle for a ship. We keep getting files. Guess
what Big Daddy doesn't do read? Yeah, not trying to
comb through us files.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Did you see what they said in the files? They
said everything. I didn't read it, dude, I'm not a nerd.
I don't read files. Although if they made it in
an audiobook with somebody famous reading it, I would listen
to the audiobook. That's what I've learned. I'm four, I'm
a reader. If it's a biography about somebody that wrote
it and then they're reading it, can.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Someone just Wikipedia the alien files for me? Yeah, t
ld R for like Reddit.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
I didn't read that.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I didn't change it, but I trust that it's gonna
be mostly true.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that. Not gonna
fucking do that. It's not a loser.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
I want to see some aliens.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Show me the aliens, all right, or don't show me shit.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
It's like, what if one of them has a cannon arm?
You get an alien quarterback.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
I don't want an alien quarterback. I don't want alien
quarterback at all.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Jerry Jones Wick, I'll give him seventy million dollars a year.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Fuck you, Jerry bad alien quarterback.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, and then like if your team like hit him
and killed him because it's like gallbladder that we didn't
know existed blew up inside of his body off the
backside sack, that could be an international intergalactic incident.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yep. Don't want that, don't need that, don't want that.
But we do have too many stars, and I think
we have like we're a little greedy with space, Like
let's focus on our Solar system and then let's fucking
chill out with the stars. Okay, we're done with stars, right,
I'm out. You don't do much. Now, what are you doing?
We already have lights? Okay, I'll say.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
The only thing I would now support in space is
can we build an actual space station that people can
live on, like xenon Girl the twenty first century, Like
if we can get like apartments up there or like
an actual real station not the fucking iss. It's cool,
but like can't live there full time, Like I need
like artificial gravity all that stuff. Rock concerts in space. Yeah,

(25:06):
that'd be sick. That's what we need.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
That'd be sick. All right. Last thing I had was eh, digging,
digging your own grave. When people are told to dig
their own grave, why do they do it. It's like
if you're like, hey, dig your own grave so I
could kill you and bury it in a be like.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, I think they're just hoping that sometime in that
timeframe they can find an opportunity to like maybe hit
the guy with a shovel. But they never do. They
just dig and then they're standing in the hall.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
That's key.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Don't stand in the hole as you're digging it, because
then they shoot you and you just are in the hole.
Stand off to the side. That way they got at
least move.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh, there's gonna be the shittiest hole that I couldn't
even stand close to end if I'm built. If I'm
digging that be, yeah, they're like, dude, do more.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
No, I'm getting blisters.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
But you dig it like we're gonna kill you, Like
I do it then and you have to still dig
a hole.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh, we're gonna beat you first. You're gonna kill me
after anyway, So I don't care that long if I
know I'm gonna die. The amount of me not caring,
you will not believe how little I would care at
that point. Yeah, I have to believe I would just
start talking shit. So even if you start blowing out
my kneecaps, like.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Can't, I can't dig with blow out kneecaps. What am
I gonna do? Then I'm gonna go out talking shit? Like? No,
you dig it all right, dude? Uh sir, you see me.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I have not done physical labor in many years. I
am not digging a hole big enough to fit my
fat ass in.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
It means I don't dig graves. I'm sure as hell
not gonna dig my own. That's what I always say.
I always have.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Only grave digger digger I like is a big old truck,
big old monster truck. And I like his son too,
the son of a digger. That's what they call the
real that's a little close. I thought the same thing,
but I don't like that. I don't like that's the
name on the side of the truck, the name outside
of the truck. I was more of a grave digger
guy myself, but uh yeah, not digging. Yeah, I'm not

(26:59):
a bigpotism guy.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
I'm not digging a grave for myself. No matter what,
that would be awful. It makes no sense. Every time
you see in movies, am I idiots, I'd be dead
already on the ground.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Lead their way out of it. No, you just have
to You're gonna do it. You just gotta do it
in a way. They'll be like, oh, there's a rock here,
come check this out. Then when they get closer, shovel
right across the neck.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Well, we're gonna make somebody else with you dig your
own your grave after we kill you. Okay, cool, I'm
not doing it.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
You don't do your grave, will go after your family.
I won't know.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Only they wouldn't do that. Just be with Pat. Pat's
gotta dig his I'm like, all right, tight, dude, kill me.
Pat's not digging it. I guarantee you he ain't gonna
dig it. Well, if he's not gonna dig it, I'm
not gonna dig it. That'd be funny just to see
like six people I'm not digging a fight grave.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Then no, wait, there's six of us and one of him.
Let's just if you're gonna.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Shoot us, just fucking shoot us. I'm not doing this.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I'll take a gut shot over doing manual labor.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
You dig your own grave, world, you might you might
have deserved it a little bit you did to yourself?
Did to yourself? All right, what you guys have for
a pre capt segment.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
I've been in a real uh pranky mood lately. Yeah, like, uh,
all the women I work with hate me right now
because uh just right now. Yeah, well I will more
than normal, Okay, I have, and it's rampant throughout the restaurant.
Now I've got everyone else start doing it, just the
shoulder tap thing. You tap them on the wrong side

(28:29):
of shoulder, make them look the wrong way. They feel
like an idiot for two seconds. I don't know why
the women in the restaurant hate it so much, but
they all hate it, which makes me love it even more.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
And it's become an epidemic.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'm, I'm, I know it's going to end with like
a customer coming up and like tapping someone on the
shoulder and just getting blatantly ignored by their server because
everybody refuses to turn around. Now, but I can't stop.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Doing it, right, Yeah, you created a monster a little bit.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, and now it's branching out into other areas. Like
when we start the podcast, me and Alex always high
five to get a sound marker. I fucking I pulled
my hand away so quick and made Alex miss it
was look but Bobby's laughing. He canest it was real funny.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
He ruined his last sound check.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, we did it after I made him. I had.
I had to give him one more giggle. Still, you
should totally do that to your wife and daughter today. Well,
I would say daughters, but I don't think the young
one can really high five super well yet you can't. Yeah,
so uh definitely like later walking back, what's up? M
And then oh, make her feel stupid. He'll actually get

(29:33):
l with that, because I've noticed babies don't respond to
the shoulder tap so well. I tried the restaurant the
other day. It didn't work. Shoulder tap your wife and
when she looks the wrong way, big, you're so fucking.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Stupid antagonize their wife. That's a good idea, it is,
it is.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's a great idea. I highly encourage everyone at work
start doing the shoulder tape back. It's the most childish
thing in the world. It brings me so much pleasure.
I don't understand why it's so enjoyable. If you can
pull it off on air, like if you can somehow
sneak up behind Rod, Like, while he's talking, tap him
on the shoulder.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
And get him to look the wrong way. That'd be
great for radio.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
People on the Peep Show would lose their fucking mind.
They'd laugh so hard.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
But the majority of people listen, Yeah, they wouldn't get it.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
I was just like, we don't do bits trough. You
just get everyone in the room.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Oh, Rod, look the wrong word. That'd be pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
It'd be good. Actly you have to go out and
piss real quick, but just sneak up beyond him.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
You would see me walking in.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Well, it doesn't have to be Maybe you can get
chili in the booth, sneak up behind him. Maybe just
giving you the ideas. All right, yeah, get the radio wizard,
make him look like a fucking idiot.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
I could do that from a graph and be like, psych,
that's not a graph.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
So everyone just start bringing pranks, bat paper with nothing
on it, or you hand somebody a note, they open
it up and it just says you're stupid.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I love getting people with the year stupid.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Should just see that on somebody's somebody's winshield wiper and
then just leave. Just put in the car next to
you and you're leaving and then just there like, oh no,
what what note? And somebody put on my car?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Ah made you look. I love the little notes like
that or the best?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Is that be the best, because then they're gonna spend
like a minute looking around to see if somebody is
like watching them?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Gotchayl with this?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
All right? Mama's I found this note and it said gotcha?
But could it have fentanyl on the paper?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Kind? Mama?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
I hate mama.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Tug your little extra tights a night? All right, Robert,
you got anything one your last comeback kid?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
What you got?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I was gonna bring this up last week, but we
had so many things. I saw. McDonald's is getting getting
rid of their surf serve self service drink machines.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
People are bastards.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
No, that was what we had. That was that was
what built this country. Is like, oh yeah, I got water,
but that was the That was the beauty of going
to McDonald's. Dude, You think McDonald's losing that much money.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Now you guys don't get free refill because people like
Alex or assholes and trusted at McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
It was fine justin McDonald's and do it everywhere you
did McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Though I always bought my drink.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
I usually did, but then sometimes you didn't because you
just wanted to be a bad boy.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I'm a man of integrity. You seem pretty broken up
about this one. Bobby, Well, I just.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Think that it is crazy. But also like I can't
remember the last time I ever ate inside of McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
That's also true. I don't do that. Also, what's crazy
is if you have a drive through, I'm using it.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, I'm like the time square McDonald's is you walk
into it, you stuff to order from a fucking board,
like you're having to touch screen it and now you're
just not filling your drink, like you're having to do
a whole thing. But then you're just not also doing
the drink part. So it's them just being like, fuck,
you do some work, not all of it. So it

(32:50):
was shifting consumer habits. It's just like consumers are shifting
real smarty of them. You know, I don't know that
you just have a fucking dollar menu at McDonald's. We
should be stealing stuff from them.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Like you can't still afford to give us the dollar menu,
like like you own all of the land, that all
of your ship is on.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
You are printing money daily just about every single one
of those locations. Like that's why we if you're gonna
steal from somebody, steal from McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Do they still even do dollar size any drink? Or
is that even?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
I have not been to McDonald's in a very long time.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I sometimes stop for breakfast.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
It might just be like an app thing. I know
a lot of Like the deals like that are app
I hate that when they advertise it on TV or
whatever and you're like, oh, but I thought it was this,
like you had to get the appold them we're not
gonna be eating here. I'm not downloading an app for McDonald's,
all right. I don't need that.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
I've done it.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I have before, not McDonald's. But like Robert, you have
a lot of food apps, don't you. I only have
Chick fil A. That's the only when I used the
fuck out of the chip app you used to.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
I used to, Yeah, I do this thing. We're all
down the line or four of them that are in
my area and start looking through all of them for deals,
and then I just eat some like cold ship out
of my pants and.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Then you end up being I'm not doing this.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I'm like, I downloaded four apps and gave them my
I downloaded Jimmy John's and Jersey Mikes the other day
because I can't remember which one was around the corner
from my house.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Jimmy Jons No, isn't a Jersey mis both they're both
actually pretty.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah, but the one that's right next to the Yeah,
and downloaded both of them. Didn't order anything, just to
see their menu because I was too lazy to google it.
So it's like, let me go to the app store.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
I've never had Jersey Mics.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
It's a good, pretty solid, it's good sandwich.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
It's just like every subway sandwich.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Man, Like I give you fifteen dollars for every fucking
sandwich if.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
You put bread and lettuce and onions, and like, every
place has a fucking meat past up. Every place has
a fucking Italian, every place has all.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
You want it Mike's way. I don't fucking know what
that is. I don't we put a little extra oil
on it or whatever.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
That's a mic Mike it up.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I feel like if that should just be the way
it comes, and you don't have to ask me, I'll
tell you if I want to.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
I don't know. It's a sandwich place. Standis are a
pretty same pretty much the same quiznos, and they're like
we toast them, and people.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
What the fuck with their crackhead chinchilla maskot or where
that thing was?

Speaker 3 (35:09):
They were one of those, and like the the student
union or whatever the fuck it was called. I didn't
and it was always tight. But then everybody else is like,
have we just got a fucking thing we could cook
our stands, We could toast them too, And then that
was it. That was it. Fordows turns out, if your invention,
if your improvement on sandarches was Evans, that's a very

(35:32):
easily accessible thing for many other places that make food.
Hey they tried. It was a good run. They had
a good run, but yeah, they'll be missed. So it
was just McDonald's that was a lot that was a.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Soda machines and Robert I wonder if, like I guess,
they're probably just gonna move them behind the counter. Like
I wonder if like some places or robots, like what
if you could just get that for your house, that'd
be sick, that'd be super sick.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
This is so you know, you can just buy a
soda machine yeah, but like, just get the McDonald's one.
I think they're all kind of the same one.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, but you could be like this one was from McDonald's.
It still smells like the frost.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Yeah, it feels like, uh like, I can you buy
stadium seating?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, if you got the McDonald's one, you could bring
it home and have water cups and grab those in
film with soda and be like, I'm still getting one.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Of them, just kind of sticky, always getting one over
on myself. But I wouldn't even like fill them up.
After I ran out of the first round. I'd be like,
I drink this one, and this is the one. Now
we only get this one.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Or like one of them would break and be I
guess I don't have that one anymore.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
I guess sprite is this now?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
I'm not calling a technician to my home.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
How all of them are wine?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Sprite doesn't taste the same as McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Well, they've paid a million dollars a year to service them.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
They put cocaine in there, so that was what it was.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I think we could manage that.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
You probably get cocaine. Yeah, all right, how does that feel? Robert?
How do you feel about your final precome segment, what
do you what would you get?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
It is a great.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Says maybe like a like a this is like your
exit in of you. I think we have to do
on the podcast where it's like, what do you would
you change about the pre come segment? Robert, this is
for Harley coming in next. We gotta we gotta have answers.
This is a real this is behind the scenes, even
though it's not behind the scenes at all.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
He would change him being a part of it.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Going forward with I would tell you that he would
have to be you see me not being hat All right,
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Speaker 1 (38:19):
It's got to be the coolest name building in the world, right,
the Acropolis it sounds so dope. Coloseum sounds really cool too,
Colosseum is really cool. But something about the Acropolis does
sound dope. It sounds like the throne room of some
foreign aliens.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
It definitely does. Yeah, you'd be stored in the Acropolis
if like aliens addapted us. Yeah, but yeah, Ryan was
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Speaker 1 (39:10):
Of the Week.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Comeback Kid of the Week, bitch, all right, our first
comeback kid real quick.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I just realized there was people over there that could
like read English and we're reading his shirt that said
darling like a Marlin. We're like, I must not be
translating this right in my head because that doesn't make
anything right.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
No, that that's what I loved it. There's Greek people
over there like, that's very podcast this term like what
is darling? Darling like Marlin like looks like I do not.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Know this euphemism.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Explain what is this fish on the shirt?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
This sailfish?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
It's not what is his name darling.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Like woman, I was just thinking of some some Greek
guy just staring at his shirt like I can't fucking
figure that one out.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Hy podcast confusing Europeans since twenty sixteen.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Since you're although I did check our like our listeners
that are not in the United States. The UK is second,
and then Norway's third. We got we got some Norwegian
listeners shout out to the Norwegian. We got some people.
Some people in South Korea have listened.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
And then there's a couple of people in Australia and
New Zealand the listen. O ku right kaarkey appreciate you. Yeah,
Kwei Senor says a Aboriginals.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
There are a few shrimps on the bobby for me,
mate koala oh, I enjoy Kangaroo Jack. Fantastic film, Wallaby.
That's not ano if now that's I know, if out
back Steakhouse, you think I Harley.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
If Harley watches this week's episode, do you think he
just quits before he starts, He's like, I'm not even
I'm not doing this. You know, I would respect that decision.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
I would have to. And then which case, we will
be on Zoom next week. So if we are, that's
you know why all right? Our first company kid this
week is Virus is They're back boys. Don't you wanna
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(41:19):
let everybody off that boat.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Huh. We had it.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
There was a boat that had it all on them
and they were like we just let them go.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Other places we had it, like yeah, we've had cruises
trapped out at sea before a couple of times. The
last couple of years, the engines were working fine. The
shiitters weren't supplies. You know, we could hello drop stuff
and do it by doing call of duty all the time. No,
we have to let them off the ship. Oh, it's
not like in the last half decade or so we
had a virus that shut down the whole fucking world.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
We can't put them in a chance it. We brought
him here, Yeah, to Houston, by the way, don't take
take them to Canada. Dude, who fucking cares about Canada?
They may viruses can't live in the cold good point?
Or is it the hot? I don't know. I think
they spread in the heat. I think the heat spreads
the bacteria.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
There.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
You go to Canada, put them somewhere, put them into
that fucking hand articule. But like, hey, sorry, you gotta
go hang here. I know it's cold, but that sucks.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Hey, Greenland, we found it.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
We don't get hanta virus.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
What did we just use Greenland as like the world's
leper colony. We just checked their test stuff out there.
We're just like anyone gets sick, You're like well, you're
going to Greenland.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
We didn't have any Greenland listeners or the thing I saw,
So yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Not worried about it.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Fine with that because the first time I was gonna
make South Korea and then I was like, people listen
to us in South Korea. No, we don't fuck with
South Korea.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Then I'm just gonna cool this one the same way
I handled COVID. I'm gonna ignore it until my job
get shut there.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
I'm gonna try to not worry about it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I didn't even really know about COVID until like two
weeks into it going on. People were like, it's with
this virus. I was like, I don't know what virus
you're talking about. Oh do you think jobs or gonna
get shut down? No, or just people are getting sick
on the other side of the world. We're fine here.
A week and a half later we were shut down.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
I was like, oh, just being paid guy about it's
a weird move. And people are like, oh my god,
we're gonna start doing it. No, we don't.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Just if there's one thing I'm doing, I'm not gonna panic.
I'm chill. I'm chill as fun, just gonna be chill
and I'm gonna die in the first wave. That's fine, alright,
whatever it is. Man Like, if it gets bad, I
want to be on the early end of it. But like,
we shouldn't have let them off the boat. No, shouldn't
let him off the boat. I'm sorry, you have a

(43:26):
massively deadly virus with quarantined and whatever?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Okay, cool quarantine want to fuck about.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Man, Yeah, boat is the best place to quarantine people.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Viruses are back though, so keep an eye out, get
some lightol. We put the masks back in the store.
It's a little early.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Maybe put the vaccines in the store. We've been working
on our hand to virus vaccines already, Pastor GAVI's first one.
We'll get that government contractor'll be fucking rich. We'll be Robert,
you'll be back working for us. They know time, Bobby, Bobby.
We got government funding the past, the gravy shot. Did

(44:08):
you guys get that. They're like, oh, you're definitely gonna die.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I think we're starting to crack down a little bit
on bullshit government funding.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
We just do that. We get the thing. It's like,
you can't sue us ever. And then once that side
wee want. Yeah, that's what they did to the COVID stuff. Right,
This is me spouting stuff that I'm not sure is true.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, okay, let's get that Fauci deal.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
And you get Ppe loan pp PP loan.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
No, we shouldn't take You have to have a loan
up for your PEP. You gotta pay back Ppe loans
and I don't think.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
We're gonna what's the one all that the businesses got Ppe?
That's what I thought they didn't have to pay this. No,
you definitely had to pay You have to pay back loans.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
It's crazy. I thought it was only an Olympic years.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
All right. Also, back is roasts. Roasts are back. There's
the Kevin Hart rest. No one knew about this. Did
you know about this at all?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
There was what was is it on Netflix?

Speaker 3 (45:01):
I think so? Yeah, they didn't watch it. I saw
a lot of the clips, but it was like, boom,
guess what Mother's Day? We're just gonna throw up on
your timeline with jokes and there was a roast going on.
It's like, you didn't. I feel like you couldn't said
something about it. Maybe they didn't. I didn't pay attention
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I'm assuming Netflix only like did ads for it on Netflix,
you know, like every streamer does. Now, like, hey, while
you're watching Hulu, how about we show you nineteen ads.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
For Hulu, which makes sense you're already there.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I don't watch Netflix, and I didn't see a single
thing about it until I just saw people telling very
borderline racist jokes. To Kevin, that's what roast a for.
It's a yeah, a look at the old school roast,
Don Rickles, this is bread and butter. Yeah, laugh, And
then I liked that.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Uh, I can't who it was. She was talking about
how like we all are on different sides, but like
we could still just make fun of each other laugh,
and that was kind of how she was. She ended
hers Yeah, tea, we can. I could poke this stuff
you like, but also like I don't care because we're like,
I'm not gonna just be an asshole to you on purpose.
Even I am being an asshole, but it's through a

(46:10):
funny medium.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I did like one. I don't even know what the
joke was that Shane Gillis told, but he did the
thing I like to do where he told it not
enough people laughed. He was like all right, I thought
it was better. Fuck you guys, I'll call out my
own choke bombing. I don't give a shit.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yeah, roasts are back, dude, I want them to be back.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
I love roast. Those are some of my favorite programs
growing all up through comedy.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I like roasts where this was actually maybe the best
way to drop a roast, like like surprise us, because
I think that it was like the Brady one was
last year, Hey do one a year. We weren't even
more in that. Comedy Central kind of ran into the
ground for a while where they were like every other
month they're like we're gonna do roast to bomb sac
and now we're gonna do the roast. Now we're into
the roast together. They were funny, and then it was

(46:51):
like it ran its courses. Oh fuck, cool, another roast,
neat And then after a certain point you only have
the same people doing them, Like the same people are roast.
Those people professional. I get it, they're the professionals, but
like you get the same cast of people, and it's
like that's cool to see once a year. The sixteenth
time you give me something like that in a year,
I'm kindly I'm all right.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Did they even have Jeff Ross there last night? He
was there? Okay, good Jeff Ross.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
He Davidson said, he looked like his dad had he
survived nine to eleven. A lot of nine to eleven,
Pete Davidson.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Of course, it's bread and butter, a lot of them.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
And then he came back with some more. So that
was funny. But yeah, Kevin Hart. Ross didn't watch the
full things, all the clips. I feel like that's the
best part about roast. Sometimes. I never watched the full
time Brady Roast. I was gonna go watch it at
one point and I think it was like three hours
and I was like.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Nope, we're not doing that. I'll watch the highlights. Here's
my uh breakdown of probably what happened Kevin Hart. You're small,
you're short, you're short, you're small, you're black, you're small,
And that was all the Kevin Hart jokes.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yeah, the rock is bigger than you. He would probably
have sex with you if you wanted to.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
He said, the rock looks like a ninja turtle without
a shell. He is getting strangely proportioned at this point,
like it's take a month off.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
His Iron Paradise. The Funck is the heat.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
That's what he calls his gym that he takes on
the road, like wherever the rock goes, He's got a road. Oh,
I guess that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
He has like a truck. It goes where he goes,
and like they set up the gym.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
He's got like the Madden bus. He won't fly because
he has to have his flame.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
It's like a like a wedding tint that you would
rent for an outdoor wedding. It's like he'll just set
up one of those if.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
He want to hate on that. But that's actually polarished.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
You're rich as dude. I want this so cool. That's
that's fuck you money like that. Hey, look dude, I
know it's gonna cost a lot of money, but I
like to play ping pong and I'm gonna have a
ping pong table go with me wherever I fucking go,
and you're gonna set it up. And I want a
tint where I can play ping pong at any point
in time during the day, and like, okay, like what

(48:57):
do you mean this guy's job is gonna be to
fucking break down and bring my ping pong table? Okay,
And I got a ping pong table guy, and then
I also would like to hire another guy that that
plays ping pong with me if no one else to
play ping pong with.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
You think he brings his own gym, because at one
point some job was like, oh, we've got a gym
for you, and it showed up.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
It is a hotel gym. It was like just a
bowflex and that's all they had for I had like
seven dumbbells.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
He snapped, laugh Immediately.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
I do like that if you ever like go like
the one time ever you're like I'm gonna go work
out on a vacation or something. You get up early,
and then you go to the hotel gym. You're like,
oh cool, I don't have to lift. There's just a treadmill.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Or there's one other person there, and you're like, I'm
not doing that. Well.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
This that that's taken.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
He's obviously using the entire gym to This.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Is actually a walk by. I was going to get ice,
you know what. The ice machine is good.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
And usually it's you walk in there and there's one
other person and there there's two treadmills. They're using one
of them, and they're like, I'm not gonna go walk
next to this person.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Yeah, I don't want to have a conversationist and I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
I didn't bring my headphones.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
I am terrified of speaking. I don't know if you.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Guys, Yeah, you can't check. You can't chance randoms talking
to you. Yeah, who knows what they'd ask me about
my day? Is we can have a fucking positive human
I'm not not a fan of that. I'm all checked out, dude.
I already got three friends. Yea, I'm thirty five. I've
made all the friends I'm gonna have. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Yeah, hopefully Harley will be your friend. Robert won't be.
Are we friends now?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Robert?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Like, are we just friends?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
We realize that we're about to get a new friend.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Yeah, maybe maybe he hates us, maybe an enemy?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Bobby hates us?

Speaker 3 (50:23):
He used to? Yeah, are we friends now? Like we're
coworkers sort of? But like that ends after this? What
would you refer to us as your former coworkers, former
workplace proximity associate? Guys, I know, acquaintances. We're just acquaintances now, well,

(50:44):
unfortunate acquaintance. I had to spend a lot of time
with those idiots. Yeah, I think i've met them before.
I don't know, it's all very very good.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Robert Robert remember the podcast.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
I don't have no idea he is exactly, He's almost.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Man, what if it was a fake name he's given
us this whole time?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I would believe it.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
They got in public, someone was like Robert and he's
walking with a friend like James. Who are they talking to?
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (51:17):
That person also has a fake name? That's the one
who I gave a fake name to. Has my whole
life been?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
What if this whole time, Robert was a figment of
our imagination. We were just imagining and you were just
fight clubbing both sides of this.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Sometimes I think about that. I'm like, what if, Like
I've never done the podcast and I'm just an insane
person imagining that I do a weekly podcast and that
people sometimes like it.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Life isn't that interesting? Though? You know?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
You know I tell Sam that all the time that
I'm a figment of her imagination.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
I'm not real that's Robert's just setting up for one day.
He's just gonna leave without a trace, Like.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Do you think about that? I think that with have
you ever seen beautiful mind? Like when he realizes that
he's schizophrenic and he's like, oh shit, that guy that
I pushed about the thing out of the door with,
Like I pushed a fucking like dresser out of window.
That was just me pushing addresser out the window. And
it's like at a certain point.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Like fuck man, Like damn, I'm strong.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I spent so many hours just talking to nobody. I
thought I was fucking working for the CIA, and I'm
just fucking writing weird chalk shit on a fucking chalkboard
and nothing for nothing.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I thought I was along for the ride, but I
started the terrorist organization fight Club. Yeah yeah, I mean
I think everyone's had that thought at some point and
they're just like, but then you just circle back to
my life. Isn't that interesting?

Speaker 3 (52:32):
We'll know if Robert shows up next week. Oh no,
oh no, it was real. It wasn't real. It was
all a favorite of my imagination.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
If we had dual figments, that'd be we're he's both
of our imaginary friend.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
If you just had two schizophrenic people and they're both
seeing people, that'd be.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I wonder if it ever overlaps, like one in prints
on the other.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
I don't think so. There's no way because you got
your own shit going on your head. You know, you
can't see what I see.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
You can't tell what's real from not, and somebody else
is telling you about something that you just start believing
is real.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
That was schizophrenic person on the podcast, Harley. If you're
doing booking yet, find it skits a frank person if
you can also, Harley, we just kind of make a
lot of demands like that.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
So if you could just try and make that happen,
have nine shirt ideas for you for next week.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Yeah, you can beat them, but they're good. Let yeah,
let's know that's kind of the rule.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Good.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Also, back at schedules. Schedules are back because fucking schedule
released week. Baby, We're fucking releasing schedules, which also means
leaks are back because I cannot wait for Thursday morning
where I just make up schedules and I release them.
I'll really, I'll give you a I'll give you a
Packers leak if you want to retweet that one all
Texans fans, I'll come. I'm obviously gonna come up with

(53:46):
the Texans one. I've been thinking. Last year they had Miami,
Ohio on the leaked schedule didn't end up happening. Do
they you think they got Miami Ohio again this year?
Maybe three buys and we go three buys this year.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Also, with the Titans changing their logo, you can use
that logo but put Houston oilers next to it for people.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
That's a good one too. They could play the Houston
oilers and then also the Tennessee oilers and separate games.
That's a good one. Yeah. I love doing. That's my
favorite thing because those are the ones that make people
bite on and they'll be like, you haven't played the
Titans three times? No I don't.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Yoh right here, no circle it where Like I walk
into work this morning, I turned on the TV and
I'm like, all right, schedule leased this Thursday. First thing
I see opening game Cowboys versus Giants, I'm like, you're
doing the leaks in your ESPN. This is your thing?

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Is this guy's not a leak? When they post like
the prime temper, That's the annoying thing is they'll be like,
all right, we got a Madrid game. Guess who's playing
in Madrid Week nine. You're like, just tell us all
of them, man, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
That's honestly the only one I care to hear is
when they're gonna put the Packers overseas so I can
mentally prepare for eight Weeks's be like I gotta wake
up so fucking early on a Sunday.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I used to be sad, like being like God, Dan
Giants Cowboys Week one again, like what if we lose,
it's gonna be bad? Like I don't want to start
the season that way on Sunday night football for the
fifty fifth time in a row. Cool. I am so stoked.
Now we can just skull fuck the Cowboys Week one. Oh,
Daddy's Gataboo's back, bitch, Jackson Dart undefeated against the Cowboys

(55:21):
and just career fun fact. People don't know that a
lot of people don't know that we were showing a
dak prescott like Otia's thing today. Not one spiral in
any of them. I was like, did they just they
who edited the videos?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Even though he signed his franchise tag I hope like
one day before the game, George Pickens is like, I'm
holding out till they get a contract. I love that,
just like have them have their game in place and
then just fuck them over.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Would love that even if he doesn't r Vales is
gonna fucking eat him. Colton Hood gonna eat him. Done, done, done.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
I'm excited if we just punched the punch the cowboy
in the fucking mouth week one and then it's all
smooth sailing. Football is so close. I'm getting so tingled.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
You let me get if you let the Giants get
one and oh uh oh uh oh uh oh.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Don't let me believe, Johnny Harbaugh. I just I do do,
but that's don't let me believe. That's what I'm really
excited to see is just Cam Scattaby just do some
sort of camp scatterby thing, and as he's going back
to the sideline, just Harball just like grab him and fucking.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Hug him and just like football guys. Yeah, give him
a glass of milk.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
See Andy Reid just looking all fat and happy on
the sideline. Schedules are back, though it's gonna be fucking sick.
Even though every team knows who they play, every single
team knows are I don't I like to be surprised
by my team schedule. I don't. I don't do the
whole tracking the NFC East last year West Division, like

(56:51):
you stand that.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Every eight years you're at everybody's house that's saying that.
Then you have where you finished the opposite conference division
where they finished.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I get it. I understand. That's the thing. I don't
look into it. So every year when the schedule gets released,
I go, oh, this year I gotta play the Bengals
and the Ravens and the Steelers. Great.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
I always get checking. I'm like, do we have the
hardest strength of schedule? And if we're like a hardest
strength of schedule, like this is fucking bullshit. But this
year right in the middle, which is it's fun where
you can say this is bullshit knowing that if you're
rated the hardest strength of schedule, by the end of
the year, you'll actually have like the nineteenth hardest. Like
the hardest is never the hardest, because like the NFL

(57:31):
is the most it's the word I'm looking for, uh,
like closest league from top to bottom, Like it's pretty even, like.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Anybody can beat anybody at any point. But so like
whoever is ranked heart, there's always teams that drop off
hard and always teams that are shitty that turn good.
So you never really know what the scheduants. But it's
nice having that that card in your pocket where you
can just make this bull you.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
See the bullshit. Why we got the fucking hardest schedule
last year. Remember the Giants had the hardest schedule the league.
This season they were not good, wasn't good.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
So like see, nobody ever checks up on that halfway
or at the end of the season. What ended up
actually being there. Yeah, they had a top five pick. Again,
it was hard for them. It was very hard.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
It's very difficult. I think the Saints and Browns have.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
The schedules this year. I think they should.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
They should, which is that's what makes sense. Last year
when the Giants had one of the worst records of
the previous year and then they also had one of
the hardest scheduling, doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Brown schedule is gonna look like it was the hardest.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
At the end of the year they played with the Browns.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Well, yeah, because the quarterbacks are made Deshan Watson who
hasn't played in eight years because he's a little too handsy,
or Shador who just not ready to play yet, even
though Shor was a pro bowler.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
So you can't take that. You can't take that way.
But yeah, schedules are back, dude, shout out the schedules.
Don't forget to check my Twitter account at Ali sham Midleton.
I'll be posting the leaks all day on Thursday. I
can't wait. I'm gonna actually him first thing in the morning.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Oh here's one you can use to like in the
middle of you doing all your leaks. Just go another
schedule or another leak. Don't say schedule and then just
post a picture of a leak, you know, like the vegetable.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
That one will do numbies.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
What about just TBD? Like we don't know another schedule leak?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Do do dot? Coming soon?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
They have like Avalanche Wild, Avalanche slash Wild, whoever comes
out of the West, Like that's who they'll play in
football or hockey. Oh I don't know. Yeah, that's the
hard part.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I think we're gonna get the Toronto Argonauts.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
And the Argos are coming to town. God damn it,
God damn it not the Calgary Stampeders.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Is an Argonaut. Wait wait, wasn't that the the movie
does like Jason and the Argonauts or something.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
There is the movie Argo. No, No, we've ben affleck
where he said Argo fuck yourself, And I remember when
he said that. I was like, A, it's the movie. Oh,
I've never seen it. But if he says that, go
fuck yourself. No.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
But it was like an ancient Greece mythology story or something.
It was like Jason and the Argonaut. Were they the
ones that went after Medusa? I don't know. I feel
like I've heard that term.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Before, the legendary groove heroes that sailed with Jason to
retrieved Golden Fleece.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Ooh, your boy knows parts of some things. What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Good job?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Fuck? I should have just see that was a genuine
high Trojan War was one of the boys. I can
never deny a genuine high five.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
That was Jenial high five. It was genuine high five,
all right. Also, the Odesty movie kind of looks like
it might suck.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
There are some rumors of casting choices that Matt Damon
was doing SNL shout out to know. I don't know
if I could get behind, but they showed previews of it.
I was so excited for that movie, and all these
rumors around the casting choices, I'm like, I don't think
I'm gonna see it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Looks like it might be bad. I'm not gonna see
in theaters at all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I just I'm sorry. I don't think Achilles should be
five ft one hundred and fifteen pounds. He's supposed to
be the greatest soldier of the world has ever seen.
That's you just expecting to be. That's the cool thing
about Achilles. You also didn't think that it is a
Brad Pitt looked like Achilles. You also didn't think that
his ankle was going to be what took him down.
You never expected you don't expect it. But there's so

(01:01:17):
many good actors and it's Christopher Nolan. I'm so excited.
Damon's gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
But like God, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Just just don't make casting choices that you know are
going to piss off fifty percent of the viewing audience.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Just check with Pat before you make a casting decision.
Just just cast regular casting, cinema text or something. I
should be in these rooms and you should be. Christopher Nolan,
I think is who it is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Listen here, y'all need a little bit of Southern in
your decision.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Nolan was Batman guy, right, Yeah, an inception and oh inceptions, Okay,
Leo's gotta be in.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Leo's gotta be in this then uh well, no, they
would have had Leo. If it was Scorsese would have
to be Leo. Okay, we'll see, though I hope the
rumors are wrong. I'm gonna end up seeing it anyway.
It's a giant so do I, but I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
I had to read the Odyssey in English class in college.
I hated it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I skimmed.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Yeah, I never read the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Oh, I mean, I didn't have to read it for
any classes. I maybe do we not have it in
high school?

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Maybe not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I know the story of the Odyssey. I don't know
where I learned it self taught.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Yeah, I'm a Greek mythology guy myself.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I think every dude at some point is Greek mythology
is dope.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
It's fun to read about.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
It's like when you're a little kid, it's Greek mythology
because that's how cool. As you get older, American.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
History and then Rome.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Just just actual wars. I'd been there, it would have
gone differently. Yeap Vietnam. I'll tell you what. If I
was at Troy, it would not have fallen. I was that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I was that true.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
If I was in that Trojan horse, if I was
Trojan those walls would still be standing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Are Yeah, I saw Trojani was if some fucking jackass
knocks on my door's like, sorry, here's this giant fucking
wheeled horse, like get the fuck out of my castle.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Tell you this right now, Medusa would have been no
problem for me. I can't look any woman in the eye.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Medusa, I'd be like, where's your oblung got a bitch?
So what I'd say? So I'd say to that fucking
stone bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
You ain't gonna get me. I won't look you in
the eye. Now, get back in that kitchen. No, lady, No,
where's supper mafila ram fks that can't look? Do you
have sandwiches yet? In grease? If not invented?

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, fuck you Medusa. I hated Medusa always did.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Fuck snakes, dude, I'm not a snake guy. I'm very
anti snake. Of course, Medusa would be a woman that
listened to a snake. And then I'm surprised you'd have
a bunch of apples around her too. Downfall, downfall, mankind.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Swimming it shit.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Tell if I was around, there would not have been another.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
In paradise, right Paradise, all right, last comeback kid is
maybe retiring because Lebron might retire but he might not,
and Aaron Riders might retire but he might not. But
they're talking about it every day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Neither one of them are.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
That's what I think.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
If Aaron was going to maybe he would have done
it by now. He wouldn't have dragged it out this far.
When the second Aaron Rodgers is done playing, everyone's gonna know.
He's gonna be like, yeah, I'm fucking done. I don't
want to do this anymore. Lebron, he didn't get every
team sucking his balls to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Have done that. Now could have done that. Now he's
not with the team. He's not hanging out with the team,
he's not doing anything.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
He met with them, He met with them yesterday. He
flew in and they met.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
So he went to his house that he has in
Pennsylvania pretty much probably swung by on the way there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Yeah, had an informal meetings.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
But Mike, good to see you guys. All Right, I'm
gonna get my shit and go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Hey, Mike, do you need me to save your season?
Maybe don't be a prick like you were in Green
Bay and let me run the offense. That's probably what
the whole meeting was. And Mike was like, Okay, shop
whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Also, I can't move Jaka. I don't mean that. I
don't mean that. I had a hole. Anon Rodgers take
I forgot. I said I wasn't gonna say anything bad
about him because the Ravens and made him fire. John
Harbaugh gave me John Harbaugh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
So I mean, Lebron definitely is not retiring. He's he
one hundred percent will have his own retirement tour. You
think he's really gonna let the NBA go a season
without every team having to wear Lebron James patch on
their jersey.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Probably something like that. And I also think that the
Olympics and twenty twenty six in LA, he's gonna want
to be on the basketball team.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
I hope we tell him to go fuck himself, No,
you're not good enough anything.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
They do the thing that ar did for like Diana Tarassi,
where they're like, no, Kaitlyn Clark can't be on the
team because Diane Tarassian was to be.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Our Olympic teams should win every game by sixty five
points regardless of opponent. They don't because nobody knows how
to play as a team anymore, a visual players. Yeah, good,
yeah we should. We should still nominate them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Nine foot tall guy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Oh, nine foot tall guy that gets ejected from playoff games.
Bus sad sport, Bus sad sport. But yeah, Lebron is
I've never seen I've never seen a fringeman on the
attack before, have you. The last thing we'll need in
that Olympics is a forty two to forty three year
old guy that is hanging on, has never hasn't played
team ball in a while, Like, it still always has

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to be about him. Yeah, he won't hit.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
As a forty one year old. Other night that was
pretty sick.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Oh yeah it was injured. Well yeah, but still in
the It doesn't card him. Yeah he could. He's incredible,
but he's a bitch, so he's one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Yeah. Look, I've had the ante Lebron take his whole career,
even if I kind of I'm like, all right, I
get what he's doing is cool. Now I'm not I
can't turn on my take. All right, we were already
I've already cemented myself as an MJ guy and talks
shit about Lebron for the majority of his career. I
can't just walk that back. Okay, I'm a man of
my own take, not a man of admitting that I'm
wrong all the time, and I'm not gonna admit that

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I'm wrong even if I knew that I was wrong
the whole time. I don't think he's better than IMJ,
but I think that, yeah, he's the top two player
unless you're.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
You should have been the badest player of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Let's just get bad less. He puts him a nine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
But like four years into his career, he decided, I'm
gonna be a little bitch that complains and flops all
over the court for the rest of my career. Cool,
we got sixteen years of flop.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Really was I'm gonna go Oh god, he hit me
in the face so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Replay shows nothing hit you in the face and you're
rolling on the ground, speaking between your fingers to see
if anybody's still looking at you. Shut the fuck up
and go away, Lebron, Yeah, maybe retiring is a comeback
kid this he should, but he won't. Robert's retiring.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Robert is retiring. Robert retired before Lebron. Wow, when when
they do like the Lebron retiring graphic. Remember to like
remind me to edit their graphic. These are all the
things that happened in Lebron James. Like the iPhone didn't
even exist yet, the Apple MacBook wasn't even a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
This hadn't been done. TikTok not even thought of yet.
Instagram not a thing yet, we only had MySpace. Robert
Barbosa the starts and leave past the Grave. Yeah, Lebron
James has been in the league so long. He was
in a Drake music.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Now since seventeen to two thoy twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Wow, but he was in a Drake music video playing
poker stars. That's how long he's been in the league.
He was playing poker stars in a music video. That's wild,
crazy times. Crazy times should have been the goat decided
to be a bit instead. Call me when Lebron as
six championship he won't. Yeah, eight years in LA zero championships.

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What a fucking bust. Yeah, COVID doesn't count, I don't
caut bubble doesn't coun't count at all, don't count at all.
No Bubble championships count.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Unless they were my team, which they weren't. So Sam
Houston College Football FCS Championship counts. None of the other
ones count. Nope, do six game football season counts?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
None of the other ones too. Uh yeah, Dodgers World Series,
yeah right, XFL Roughnecks No.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
No, no, no, no, no, not anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
That was pre bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
But I retroactively ever moved that title. But the head Nope, done,
but they had that. When youreate your owner like that
part owner, now I'm revoking their fair point, not even
a completed season.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I retracted my argument.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Also, I don't follow it, but I did see the
UFL standings today two and five Houston Gamblers former rough Necks.
It's amazing. It's amazing. You kick a part owner out
of a playoff game, and you have never been good since,
never been good, not had a winning record since that point,

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not even one and oh they were one and oh
at any point since then, more wins in the win
column than the lost column at all since that period
of time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Hey, you know that one guy that cares about, the
one guy that was the heart soul the motherfucking team
gave everything he had, best part owner in sports history.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Somewhere, you're saying, not me. Some people said it. Some
people said that but you see what happens. Bad ownership,
bad decisions kill you. He clearly has sorry gamblers, browns, Jets,
bad gamblers, slash roughnecks. Can't have the conversation. Yeah, bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Next, might as well call him the Houston Lebrons. Yeah,
fuck him, all right, what team do you think he's
gonna buy when he retires? He's such, here's the fuck
up thing, like a steak in the Lakers. He's gonna
be rich enough to own an American sports franchise. He's
gonna go buy like Liverpool or something. He's gonna buy

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a soccer bite.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Well, yeah, that's easy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Well, their style of play with all the flopping and
rolling around is more my style.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
So yeah, we bought west Ham.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Have to find a new team.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
No, we might guess they might get relegated, but.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
He would probably like he would choke the practice and
be like, I'm gonna practice with you guys, so they
teach you toughness.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
And the no, he's focusing on golf. He'll he'll he's
gonna buy like a live golf team and not realize
that Live got canceled and they're like, yeah, dude, sure
you can buy what whatever the team's names are and
they'll be cool. I bought a live team, like yeah, cool,
we're folding.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
He's just gonna start stealing like other golf YouTuber's ideas.
He's gonna start the Lebron YouTube Golf Tour, the tournament.
I'm gonna bring a bunch of YouTube golf creators together
and play a golf tournament that's already been done. Yeah,
kind of a thing already.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
I don't know if.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
It's so good. By the way, shout out. I don't
like Dylan Brooks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
I never have.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
I liked him when he was on the rockets because
that's how those players work. But him sitting courtside at
Lebron's last game, just because he hates Lebron's it was
so funny. That's the level of petty that I aspire
to be.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
That was pretty funny. All right, Let's move on to
the not cool segment, where we get to gripe about
something that happened to us in the last week. You
can share You're not cools with us at pass Gary
pod us the hashtag PTG not cool. We're gonna do
that next week because Robert's last day is today, and
so we wanted to make it more about him and
are not cool as being about Robert? So let's start

(01:12:25):
the not cool segment.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Not cool Man's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Yeah, So, if you want to send us you're not
cools for next week at pass Gary pod us, the
hashtag PTG not cool kind of sum up what happened
to you that was not cool in the last week
or so, and we will pick some of the best
ones and read them on next week's podcast. Robert, why
don't you start us off since it is your final week?

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Because are collective not cool is that you're leaving us
and because you hate us secretly. I don't know why.
I have never sat like this and just stared at.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
You before kind of but it makes me a little unomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
I know. I realized that as I did it, this
would have been more fun if I discovered.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
Those more fun for sure. I think that's pretty much
the same thing. Not cool is that you know it's
cool that I finally got a job, but not cool
that it's taken me away from this. Are you're going
to listen back?

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Ever?

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
I will chance, I will listen to next week's Ok,
I can see that much beyond that, I'll check out clips.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Man, get some clips here and there?

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Will you download it instead of hip play? And like
then like, yeah, just hip play gives the click. Yeah,
I'll just hit play. We subscribe to your new job
when you subscribe them all to our YouTube channel. That's good,
it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Just computer by computer.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Yeah at the Apple Store.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
I know'm the new guy here. But cast your phone
real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Let me see this. Yeah, what did you just download? Nothing,
worry about it. It's important. We need this. We need
this for this. Yes, you're not cool as you're leaving us.
Huh fuck man, I feel like I'm still gonna I'm
still gonna like we have our group chat. I'm not
gonna remove him from the group chat. No, we're just

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gonna start a new group chat with Harley.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
What are we gonna name that one?

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Yeah, I just pg pt G two. We just don't
ever change it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Four nine knows.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
We just named our group. But they just allowed they
just started letting us name groups with people that don't
all have iPhones. Probably has an iPhone though, so that
is kind of sick there. We if we have an
iPhone all iPhone group, so we.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Got that going for us.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
That's one positive. It turns out he doesn't. He's like,
I was just fucking with you guys the whole time
I was using an iPad.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
That would be sick. No, I don't have a phone.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
I just use an iPad. Do you all ever text
on iPads I have?

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
I don't even know where my iPad is.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
I don't like having my id on like all of
my devices. Like if I'm watching a hockey game on
my iPad, I don't want to have a text notification
on it, like I want a text notification on my phone.
And I get to there's people that are like, I
use my iPad like a phone. That's fine. I understand.
I understand the point of it, but like I don't
need like with my my computer, I can have my
messages popublic. I don't need to respond to people with

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my computer. I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
It just gets annoying.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
I like being able to be reached, but I don't
need to be reached everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Also, if I have that laptop, my phone is within
five feet of me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Yeah, I'm usually sitting with it. So yeah, like my
in laws, they'll text us on their from their iPads,
And you can always tell because they'll like send you
sometimes and it'll be like an email account, it's a text.
I'm like, what are you doing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
I don't think my mom has a setup, but she
needs to because she's you know, older people, they'll pick
up their iPad, walk somewhere and start playing on and
their phone is just on the other side of the house.
It's a skill that I wish I had. I'm too
addicted to my phone now, but you know, that's life.
We're gonna miss you, Bobby.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
We're gonna miss you, man. Nine years is a long
guy's time for any Yeah. Yeah, you were saying before
we started that it seems like I'm gonna die, Like
I don't feel like you're dying, even say I mentioned
that like the other days, like it's like you're gonna die,
You're you're This is my last time with them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Bobby Jokes is dead. We're just left with Robert Barbosa.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Yeah, Bobby Jokes is dead. All right, Bobby Jokes, all right,
p Bobby Jokes. You can't you. Bobby Jokes is done.
He was born on this show and he's dying on
this show. What he's like We should make him dig
his own grave?

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
What if he just became like the office clown at
his new job.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
He's like we were holding him back.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
But no, but he's just recycling old bits that we did.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Oh, he's probably gonna steal all of our bits.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Like he's gonna be walking around the office going, hey,
color is a letter Q You guys, you know that
that would make a pretty poor, pretty bad boomerang. We
were there a coffee pot right there. Like faces on
Mount Rushmore, power rank them?

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
We just drafted. Uh we did a mock drafted these things.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
You should have powerranked the faces on Mount Rushmore, and.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
We should draft the faces on the Mount rush Boy,
you only get one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Somebody just has he left off. Who's it gonna be?

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
Man, okay, I have two that I can I can do.
I feel like every time we talk about Rotlily, move on,
move on. My other not cool or my first not
cool was that the Mother's Day gift I rush shipped
like three weeks ago. Over three weeks ago. Actually I
rush shipped it. You had to pay to get it.
I got here today. But it's like one of those

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little viewfinder things that you had as a kid, like
the Fisher Price kinds that you would click and then
the little slide would change with the little discs and
it had pictures of my wife and our kids in him,
and they had one for each kid. And I got that,
but I like paid it. I was like, make it now,
like make it quick, and I wanted it made weeks ago.
And then I had it in rush shipping as well,

(01:17:58):
so I spent like twenty thirty extra dollars to get
rush shipped, and then it got stuck in customs for
a week, and I was like, if it's rush shipped
like I need, I didn't get here by the day
I wanted it, and I ordered a very long time
in advance. That was my first not cool. It was
a pain in the ass that I didn't get the
Mother's Day gift for Mother's Day, Like, if I'm paying
for all that, it better be rush shipped to me

(01:18:20):
in time. It was not, and they're not gonna be
fund me for it. And then my other not cool
is Pekaboo's very big in my house lately. My daughter
and I like to pay Pekaboo. We have those sliding
I don't know what they're called. They're like folding doors,
so like, are they accordion doors. I don't think they're
qordy in doors, but like you could slide the door
and it folds out as you're doing that. Like our

(01:18:42):
laundry room it's attached to the bathroom that we give
her baths in, isn't there, and like always go behind
that and be like woo, and you hide and behind
it you open it. And she fucking loves that, and
so she started doing it. But now she just rips
the doors off of the fucking slides. And she's done
it to the one of my closet, She's done it
to the one in the laundry room, and she's done

(01:19:03):
it to the one in her bedroom. And I can
put it back, but then she just keeps yanking it
down and then it falls its whole thing, and then
she gets scared, but she keeps be like big boo,
big boo, And like now she's just wreaking havoc on
all of our doors.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
It's not really a way to like lock that and
like make it where you can't just push and slide it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
So every time she takes a bath, she's big and
if you're not right there, she's just yanked a thing.
She's not She's not being cautious about it at all,
and so I've created a monster by teaching pekapoo. What
once was a fun, hilarious game is now turned into
something that I'm worried about tearing up my house. But

(01:19:41):
it's worth it because it's still funny.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
And I do like, she's gonna teach your younger daughter
how to do that when that time comes.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
We got a couple of months for that starts. But
those are my Those are my not cools.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I've got a few of them, one of which, right
off the top of the bat, I'm just gonna apologize
for I forgot to message you message Emma Happy Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
She's not your mom's I know, but I but.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
It made me think about it because I did text
all the guys in my group chat, the ones that
have wives and kids, and I was like, hey, make
sure you tell all them that I said, but I
named out the names. I was like, hey, Taylor, Mayrah,
all of you, excuse me, tell them all I said,
Happy Mother's Day. A couple hours later, I got a
text in the group chat from there like, wow, Pat,

(01:20:25):
seems like you left one of them out. Did you
guys know you're supposed to wish Happy Mother's Day to
pregnant women. Nah, I thought had the kid.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
That's a that's a debatable one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
That's what I said. I was like, she hasn't had
the fucking kid yet. He sends me a picture of
her little all just grumpy face. He's like, this was
her reaction when you did it? He said, fine, then
tell her, I said, happy fucking mother's Day. Also, nice
tits ruin it. She got the nice big pregnancy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Say Happy Mother's Day. But I don't mean as much
as they made to the other one. I'll give her
a slightly less, slightly less how many how many months
worth of a Mother's Day? I give you point whatever
that many.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Think actually purposely not with her next year? Big, I
gave you one before, and how many of do you want?

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Well, my wife was pregnant with our first one. I
was like, yeah, we're gonna obviously celebrate Mother's Day. Happy
Mother's Day, but like, yeah, I don't have to tell
every pregnant girl ever.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
It doesn't have It doesn't count till you poop out
the kid.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
It sorry, does You're already doing a lot of stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Yeah, I felt I did feel bad about that way,
but especially.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
If it's like not your wife or girlfriend or sister
or anything. Like, you're good, dude, you were You shouldn't
be held responsible for that. Yeah, you were being polite
to just say happy Mother's Day in general.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Yeah, nobody else did. Nobody else in the chat said
it to the ladies.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Really, chivalry pass it on. This is a Chivalryus podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Yeah, but I'm also pretty nice guy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Yeah, very nice guy. He cares about mothers. He saw
the memes, so he loves he loves Mother's Day. I do.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
That one was phenomenal. That might be my favorite meme
you've ever heard. And then today I was at work
and I had to cough, so like I lift up
my shirt to call, and I just shot my zin
right down into my shirt. That was a great I've
got a pouch just pressing against my belly right now.
This is awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
That's funny. Yeah, let's just get a flash of fun
right there. So that's all I had, all right, solid,
not cool, Right, let's wrap things up, Wrap things up.
Robert's final answer segment. We do the pre come segment.
We bring in any business ideas, we got, any high thoughts,
any questions, for the group you want to ask, ask
us if there's too many stars do that. You can

(01:22:25):
do it. I already did that, so you can't do
that now you try to shooting. We're not gonna ask you.
I already asked it. But if you want to hit
up at pass gree pod at past b a pod
hashtag ptg answers as you're put that in this question
as well or at the end of the question so
we can search for it that way. We prefer you
hitting us up on X. We can also email us
passory pot at gmail dot com put answers in the
subjects so we can search for it that way. That's

(01:22:46):
passory pot at gmail dot com answers in the subject
or at pass gree pod hashtag ptg answers.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
You want us to power rank things. Give us five
similarly related things. We can power rank the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Out of them. You want to know what color letter is,
what what color number is, what certain stuff smells. I
you want to give you parenting advice, relationship advice, money advice,
any kind of advice, anything like that at all. You
have a drunk idea, I thought anything like that at
pass great pod hashtag pgg answers. This is the answer segment.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Don't just answer the question? Why do you just answer
the question?

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
You answer answer, don't thanks the subject, just answer the question.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Kept talking, answer an answers, answer.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
An answer.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
Any questions. Our first question this week is from Aaron,
and Aaron says, where is the best place to cry?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
I missed Bobby?

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
That would be a good one, especially this is a
fitting one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
For this week alone. Well, that's don't show weakness.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
I would I I thought they wanted to have to
be shower and car. You can change the order.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
There's not a good place to cry. Dude, you're driving.
That's so dangerous.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
Yeah, you throw some glasses on so nobody else can
see you. If you're in the car by yourself, that's
just go like.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Let well cry out alone on your couch watching a
real manly movie that has a great like watching Brian's song,
great place for a man cry.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
I feel like the shower's got to be the goat
because it's like, I don't even I can convince myself
I'm not crying and not feeling my emotions because I
have I just have water on my face because of
the water, not because of tears.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Oh, so you're trying to go out it from an
angle of like pretend like I didn't even if I
want it, if I want to, And then if you
are crying, then it like makes you feel like you're
not as much.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
Yeah, I already have water on my face. It's not
my eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
Aren't just leaking immediately after sex to show them that
you're an emotional guy. Chicks love that when they don't
think they did something wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
At all, they don't. It's gotta be a shower.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
So it was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
And the car is just good because you can also
get a good scream out to the if you're mad,
if they take a mad cry, just rage like that
you can get one of those out. That's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
I don't like the car cry because I like to
drive aggressively safely.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
But if you had to cry, if you felt like
having a cry, you go your car. You're gonna do
it at work, You go your car and having nice
litt cry, put your sunglasses on. Honestly, you know what
the best place to cry is probably in bed. In
bed alone, bet alone just makes me feel sadder. If
I'm in the shower, I feel less sad because I'm
in the shower, but.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
In the bed is the only time you can feel
okay in the fetal position as a man, I'm not
in the fetal position. I'm just tucked up, so I cozy.
You be in fetal position in the shower. Nah, that
feels weak, Yeah, but you no one else sees it
because you're in the shower.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
But that's the thing. You're isolated, Rob, What do you
think best place to cry? Shower? I think gotta be
gotta be showered. Were in any Astros game right now?
A lot of Astros games.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Still, plenty of time, like any time, plenty of time,
not even worried alight, So that should be all. It
is the only thing I text Bobby from here on
alms after every loss, I just text them. Plenty of time,
plenty of time, a lot of season left, lot of
season left. They check in at the All Star break,
see when we're first.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
Oh yeah, I think it's gotta be crying. Crying in
the shower. Shower is the best place to cry, for sure.
Good question, Aaron question. Tia Chalupa writes in says singing
just cursive talking.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
No, haven't we said in the past that cursive talking
is just when you're drunk. I think that's curse of
when you're slurring your words as a cursive as ship.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Oh, curse of talking with you maybe. I think slurring, say,
singing is like rhythmic or musical talking.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Yeah, I like rhythmic talking, yeah for singing, but musical
talking is also singing too, like either of those. I
think cursive talking would be like talking like like you're
like British or like George Washington, like fancy talking, yeah,
real posh who goes that?

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Like Shakespeare like that that sounds like cursive. Yeah, like
that guy sounds like you have to sound like you
wrote it in cursive. And I feel like all of
Shakespeare's ship was probably written in cursive. Yeah, and George
Washington probably used to fuck out of cursive. So like, however,

(01:27:47):
George Washington talk probably sounded very cursive. That could be
cursive talking. Yeah, British is cursive talking.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
But see then there's the there's some like because we're
saying that because it's sounds fancy, there's some real low
class British accent, not all British like like royal British, yeah,
like the Windsors. Yeah, but not down on the Gordy Shore.
Oh pet he blind it boys over there, you won't
get over here, my off.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
Hey Broov, what are you doing that? Broov?

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Hey hey, hey lad, you're trying to you're trying to
talk to me. You're trying to say, hey, well, I'm
meeting me. Make paws having a bonnie. They did stop,
just say the word you mean instead of just saying
something that rhymes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
You're just taking you sound like Mary Poppins, settle down.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
There's a reason they lost the entire world of their
land except for their home, and that's because they sound
like fucking idiots.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
And we didn't even want that part of the home.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
After a while, like they conquered everyone because people were
laughing at how they speak, and then they couldn't fight
because they were laughing after a while, like all right,
we're sick of it, and.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
They just fought back and killed them, Like yeah, you're done, dude, Sorry,
you're done.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Heared like you guys got pissed off. When we throw
tea and water, that's where it goes. Yeah, that's literally
like what you guys do with it. Sorry, a lot
of tea. When the royal family speaks, that's curt of
cursive talking.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Yep, Yeah, all right, great question, great question. Tia. Tia
has been killing it this year, killing it. Trevor Wallace
writes in and says, how long could someone realistically last
if they held on to the wing of a plane
that was flying?

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Are we talking like commercial airliner?

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Yeah? I was assuming.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
I was assuming that about forty feet after takeoff.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
I was thinking time wise. I was like, not more
than a couple of minutes after takeoff for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Yeah, like you might be able to make it off
the ground maybe, but.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
You're gonna say maybe, but like when it gets up
to cruising altitude, like you can't breathe.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Oh I did, dude, I'm not forty feet after they
get off the ground. I'm not talking about forty feet
in the air. I'm talking you're probably still like four
feet off the ground. Once that lift starts happening, it's
gonna get on your gone. Like yeah, like the way
you might actually survive it if you weren't going so fast.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
The wing was built to like push air, so if
you're holding onto it, it's just gonna have you flap it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
It pushes the actually pushes the air underneath the wing.
Still it's going Yeah, year one hundred and sixty miles
an hour at take off, probably, I don't know, plane
fucking TikTok come after me, Plaine TikTok Love's coming after
me for my outlandish plane and takes. Yeah, we were
like too, you're going you're going fast. That's what I'm
trying to say.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
If you have plane questions, send them to us.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
You know, let's just clip this right here. At take off,
you're going like like almost eight hundred miles an hour
in a plan at.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Least probably like a couple thousand miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
Your hands are ripped off that that wing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
You'd have nothing left and then say you didn't you
get up the cruise in altitude and you just like
can't breathe that air. Sorry, So yeah, no more than
a couple of minutes max. Like however long it takes
a plane to get up to the top, if you
survived it, like, you're probably not making it that long.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
You probably rip strength isn't that good?

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
I would say I gave you over under two and
a half minutes for somebody that was like super strong
to hold on well under American ninja warrior guy, they
can hold on to all the monkey bars that guy
two and a half minutes. Yeah, I would have imagine
less than two you can get blown off that wing
and if not, by the time they get up there,

(01:31:17):
you're just gonna suffocate yourself to death, pass out and
fall off. That's how it's gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
And honestly, most people are gonna lose it when the
playing taxis to the runway and then just hits that
acceleration right away right there, it's gonna jar your hand off.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
Yeah, I think I think you don't have grip like
an a ring. It's hang unless you had like one
of the like. And I'm just assuming this isn't got
any help in it, because like if you had those
things that they use to like climb buildings with their
big magnets, you can maybe hold on that and just
hope it helps. But I still think that the speed
is just gonna you're not gonna be able to hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Good question though, but it ain't lasting long.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
Agree, Yeah, you're not making it to actual takeoff, like
as its speeding up. The second it goes up in
the air, you're fucked. Yeah, You're you can chill on
the runway while it's taxiing, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
What if you made it for the whole flight, but
then on the landing that jarring, that'd be it. Like
maybe if it was the right brothers, I might have
been able to hold onto that wing.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
I feel like that's happened with somebody before, where like
they hit in the landing gear and the landing gear
is technically inside the plane, so maybe you got a
little bit of oxygen and didn't work completely oxygen deprived,
but then they like fell out when they opened the
landing gear and then got killed.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
I mean also when we pulled out of Afghanistan, people
were trying to hold onto the wheels. They got a
couple hundred feet, Well, yeah, that's the wheel. Like at
what point you would wrap around that a wing? It's
it's nothing but knuckle strength.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
I always thought that with uh, like cartoons stuff where
they're like hold onto a hot air balloon and then
a hot air balloon gets too high and they're just dangling.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Like at what point are you like, I gotta drop,
I gotta drop, I gotta drop, I gotta let go,
I gotta like. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
Harry Potter did a good version of it where real
fat remember when Harry makes his fat aunt get really fat,
get way fatter or whatever that lady was, and then yeah,
and then mister Dursley's like trying to pull her down,
and eventually he's like, I'm not I'm not floating away
with you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
Wait, yeah, no, that's right. It was his aunt, Petunia
was the wife. My apologies, Harry Potter.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
You guys got it. You guys got it. We know
what we're talking about. But then he's like, I'm not
flying up with you, Like, sorry, she's got, she's gone,
she's gone. I mean, how many people how high up
before you like, I'm let go.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
No. I also recognized my sister's a pain in the ass.
Oh no, I can't hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
Even though our magical nephew right here, I could probably
be cool with him and then be like, could you
just bring it down? No, no, let's not be cool.
The guy who just dicks to that made somebody float away,
he couldn't do that to us.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Yeah, your sister was mean to an orphan, fuck that pit. Yeah,
an orphan. That was the weirdest, Like, hey, uh my
orphan nephews here, do you want to come over to
dinner and be mean to him? Yeah, sure, I'll be
right over. Like that's what I feel like. They the
phone calls wearing Harry Potter and she's say, hello, Sis,
I've got my nephew here. He's a real piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
No orphan, he ain't got no parents. They were murdered.
Would you like to come make fun of him? We
make him sleep in the cupboard.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
See that, Like at least at least Petunia hated him
because like she was jealous of her sister forgetting to
go to the odd had no idea Harry was a wizard.
She doesn't know anything. She was just mean to an
orphan for love of the game.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
You saw a guy. I respect it, like she was
just that fucked up, But I do kind of respect
the level of.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Just evil that you are me and you share no blood.
I fucking hate you child, Fuck you kid, which I
mean I get it. Can you imagine talking shit to
somebody and then then being a wizard like you are
fucked That's gotta be the worst reveal. Oh no, he
can make me float away and you don't even backtrack

(01:35:00):
after Yeah, still fuck you?

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
Yeah that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
The best you could do in your wizard is you
made me air like a balloon.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Do something better advocate averymy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Bro right, So bits don't even know how to kill
people with magic?

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
All right, Alex always in with our next question. He's
at Alex mcdunder one on X and he says, can
anything be used as a glove? There was a classic
boomerang situation. There's everything's able to be a glove, but
whether or not it's a good glove. Yeah, there's a
lot of bad gloves out there, more gloves that are
bad than good.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
And people might think, oh pat, you say boomerangs, then
they don't return. They can if a glove can't close,
can it be a glove? Uh? Yes? In baseball as
a drill, you give your short SOPs a second infielders
just a flat paddle on their hand out the way
they have to use both hands to cradle it to drill.
So yeah, anything like this fucking stool right now, that's
a glove, a glove. Even got a little lip that

(01:35:57):
would help.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
I would say it's still not a good glove.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Oh, not a good one, But it's a glove. But
a glove, but condom over your hand glove.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
So this could start a whole new thing. This is
actually perfect. I thought for Harley start and I'll be
like next week if you just want to send us
and ask us what kind of glove things are, we
can rate gloves. Harley's gonna love that. What what you guys?
Everything's a glove? Yeah, I did everything everything. What would
you say, like we didn't, We didn't get asked to
power and gloves, but like that would be a good

(01:36:27):
power ranking. Yeah, I think like work gloves gotta be one, right,
like those like prevent you from getting like electrocuted. The
best glove is a baseball glove. I don't know, receiver glove, dude, condom,
love glove, love glove probably probably number one.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
It's up there.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
The gloves that like you wear so you don't get electrocuted.
That was probably up there. Rubber I guess any rubber
glove could work that way.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
Good for cleaning toilets.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
When you say rubber gloves, I assume those like, yeah,
cleaning toilet gloves, the yellow gloves.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
Medical gloves or the disposals don't want to wash my
hands while cooking gloves. I feel like if cooking gloves
just like did they just rebrand a couple of years
ago as like all black gloves, like like, I feel
like everybody used to use the blue and clear, and
then cooking recently was like, we gotta make it black
because it looks kind of like they're surgical gloves. Well,
and people like black heavier duty ones were always used

(01:37:18):
for barbecue tight, so then people want to be we
want to look like we're real fancy or you're not
making barbecue.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
But they look cool. They do look cool, they do
look great. Like I want to buy some sometimes, I like,
watch a show, I can give you a box home
they're not black. I want to buy the black.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Fair enough. Next time we get some black ones in,
I'll steal them from work. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
I appreciate that we should wear gloves on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Your hands get sweaty after a while.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
Yeah, I used to do catering. We had to do that,
and I hate when you had to swap gloves a
bunch of times because then, like your hands already sweaty,
then they get stuck trying to slide them back into
another glove.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Dude. On Mother's Day, I was working at the restaurant
and because we're doing a buffet and I'm I was
constantly going I think I went through more gloves that
day than I've gone through in the last like six months,
and them there's an entire like pie in that like
just floating garbage. Pilet's just pats gloves. But I but
I practice food safe practice food safety, and that's what's important.
That's what's important. Anything can be used as a glove. Alex,

(01:38:13):
great question.

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
The video was like a guy using a coconuts as
a baseball glove, which is sick. That's so cool, just sick.
I wasn't wearing a stupid like of EMTs emit is
a glove, baseball mit glove, same thing, I feel like
because we have of EMTs and like they also have
the thing where you get the of e mit but

(01:38:36):
then it just gives you like here's a fucking rag
basically with a thing that's that's on the bottom of it,
like loose version of a glove, Like that's you use
it as a glove to grab hot stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
Yeah, like of admits are great, but you just use
a towel like we We've had one in my family
for years. I think my parents still have it. It's
a bass but it looks awesome. Ones like that little
half finger one fun gloves like that and fun aprons
or such. Dad moves, this is cool, That is cool,

(01:39:08):
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
The next day we got Luke Sein. Luke says, do
you think that there's anyone currently locked away in a
bunker right now that thinks that the world ended years ago?

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Yeah, we had COVID six years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Oh, somebody definitely locked themselves. But the thing is, I
feel like that makes it harder, is like now you
would have some sort of television, and it had it
would have to be somebody that went in long ago.
It like doesn't have television or radio because you'd probably
turn it on at some point to check on like
maybe they're giving updates and be like it sounds like
they're playing baseball. Like I was thinking, why two k

(01:39:44):
someone from nineteen ninety nine, somebody went in the December
thirty first and didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
Bring any electronics with them because they just assumed that
it would be wiped out. I was gonna say, like,
there's probably someone who had the bunker and set up
all the food and did that well enough, but was
really shitty at electrical work, So like their TV stopped working,
the radio, wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
They just our generator just died at this point.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
They're just not good at electrical work.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
There's gotta be somebody because remember I think it was
after Vietnam. They would find soldiers they were just hiding. Yeah,
like they were trying to like after and they're like, yo, Bro,
the war ended eight years ago and they were I
was just laying here living off land. That sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Read a newspaper. We don't have newspapers in the jungle,
just Charlie. I thought, it's a good question.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
Though.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
There's gotta be There's gotta be a least something, some psycho.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
Only at least one in America, some overly doomsday person
was like, guys, we gotta go right now, right now.

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
I ran, get in, get in the bunker, lock it up.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
There's probably one dude in Mississippi that's like the first
time a black dude moved in this neighborhood, was like,
we're going to the bunker. He's been in there for
forty five years, doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
It's crazy. You just go.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
If you just go in a bunker, no one knows
you're in the bunker. They just feel like whe'd pat
go and you're in a bunker. And then just like
you live your life, you die, no one knows you're dead.
That was the Costa Beanita episode of South Park. Cartmon
trick butters ago in there so he could go to Casabanita.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
In this place, Yep, bunkers were tight. That was where
you put them in the refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
Right after when people started like, oh, we need to
check all the storm bunkers and he was like, oh shit, yeah,
brought them out to the old junkyard and put them
in a put them in a refrigerator. Gotta love Carton.

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
I thought it was Bennigan's they were going to. Is
that the Bennigans One?

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
No, No, it was Costa Benita because it was for
Kyle's birthday. But Kyle could only bring don't argue South
Park with me. I am an.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
Authority, right, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
I mean, like, I don't know my Cossa Beanita episode.

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
It's definitely got to be definitely got to be somebody
in a bunker somewhere. Probably was it the past, Kimmy Schmidt.
I think the whole premise at the beginning of that
show is that like the girls came out of like
a it was a cult and John Hamm was the
cult leader. They like were found and it was like,

(01:42:13):
oh yeah, he was actually a bad guy and they
just thought that the world did convince him to God
in this bunker. I watched the first it was cool,
and then they got it and it was like a
musical and then I was like, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Yeah, not a musical guy. I like, honestly, I should
have never rewatched Night There before Christmas, like a year
and a half ago.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Aaron from the office that was like, I'm in on it.
On that John Ham's cool, but he was only in
it for a little bit. Spoiler there. All right, Last question, Robert,
this is the final question, the final question. Do you
want to read it? You should read it. Robert's final
answers question and it comes from Mark V. He asked, well,

(01:42:54):
I get stopped by TSA at the airport if I
have a bomb themed tattoo.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
Ooh, I think didn't We last week talked about not
fucking with TSA. Cover it up, just don't let it
be seen, don't even chance it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
I feel like if you had like the bomb from
Mario maybe on your tattoo as your tattoo, like maybe
you're good, but like if you had a tattoo said
I have a bomb then like absolutely absolutely, They're gonna
probably check you out.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
I squiggly writing around it. They might double check you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
You're wearing a wire just because you're gonna get an
FBI in format and you also have a I have
a bomb tattoo, They would definitely check that. I hope
that you don't have.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
A Yeah, I mean, it's it unless it's on your face.
You can cover it up. Just cover it up.

Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
I would cover it up.

Speaker 1 (01:43:42):
You probably have a bomb tattoo on your face unless
it's a bomb pop. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
I like they said bomb themed tattoo because I was like,
what if it's just a really cool tattoo. Yeah, bomb
like a bomb ass tattoo like a bomb pop. That's
a bomb ass too. Yeah, you're probably good.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
Just don't look suspicious.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
You're probably good, But I would cover it up just
to be sure. I don't want to fuck with TSA.
I don't want to go on that list.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
Yeah, don't look like you're trying to cover it. Don't
look like it, but like you know, jeans and a
long show up, Yeah, show up with long sleeves or
where hoodie? Where hood are natural, Yeah, bac natural. Don't
be slinking around Robert.

Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
What do you think that you think you go with it?
Robert's gonna get a bomb tattoo? Actually, no, you gotta
you gotta cover it up. Yeah, you cover it up.
Probably cover up. Probably covered up. Yeah, all right, just
cover it up. Just give me cover. Just get covered up,
real good cover. Just cover it, just cover it, you

(01:44:45):
know what I'm saying. All right, Well now I'm just
stalling because we ended the Roberts. Gone, give me a hug.
You have to hugg us before at the end. You
have to hug us at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
I think we make him hug us right now, and
then we do pick a celebrity. We're not picking celebrities
until you hug us.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
He has to also stay past the gaby bitches.

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
Or off. You get a choice, cussing or Hugging's.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
Start the sign off. So I'm at Sam Milton Pata,
not Pat Dion. Robert is at Robert Barbosa zero to.
We make sure you're following him.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
You sure already be following him, but if you're not
following him, and then if you are unfollowed, then follow
him back. And we are at Past pod as a podcast.
Don't forget r I P Bobby Jokes. We're gonna get
that going hashtag rip Bobby Jokes. Bobby Jokes is dead
after today, Robert is still alive. Bobert Bobby Jokes dies.
All right, we gotta do that, and then we're just

(01:45:45):
gonna have to refer to him as like a friend
of our as it passed away. That was back when
we had Bobby around. Still I miss him. Those are
the days and Bobby still lived.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Tragican of Bobby Jokes just like that. I can't believe
they got him like that. It just happened so fast.
Then he was just not here anymore. He's got they
you know, if you have to ask, will never know.
But yeah, he was a five star review on iTunes, Spotify,
i art Radio YouTube. Make sure you subscribe to us
Past eighty podcast or at past a podcast under whatever

(01:46:19):
it is YouTube dot com slash at pass a podcast.
There we go, that's what it is. Subscribe to us,
don't forget to share with friends. We're still the podcast
still going on. We got Harley. We're gonna introduce to
you guys to next week. You guys are gonna love
him he's awesome and shit. All right, let's do let's
do celebrities. Robert come here, Come here, buddy, come come

(01:46:40):
sit on the couch for the end. Yeah, come sell
on the couch.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (01:46:48):
We gotta have Robert on camera. We can't have his
like last second, not be on camera. Come on, all right,
let's do our random celebrity. Who you gonna go with?

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
Pat? We let Bobby first?

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
All right, Bobby, who you want to take? I'm gonna go,
I'm gonna run it back. I'm gonna go Selena Gomez. Oh,
Selena Gomez. Okay, I'll take Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
I'm gonna go, Lebron James, Selena Gomez, Aaron Rodgers, Lebron James.

Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
Let's do No.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
Wait, is that air that the page is gone? Or
just error wouldn't load? Do we have to on the
fly find a new celebrity generator? Uh? It may be
that Alex purposely called it. I did not threat on
that website. Just keep Bobby here for nine more seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
Damn it. All right, we're gonna have a random celebrity generator.

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
This is so perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:47:58):
Fuck. All right, here we go, Peter, Billy's leave me, Lacunis,
James Cameron, Dimmi Levado, Kelly Lynch, George Bush, Robin Williams,
Katy Perry, Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
Oh you said, Selena Gomez, not Timmi Levado.

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
Yeah, Stacy Ash, Leonardo DiCaprio, Corey Monteith. We get a
lot of them on this, all right, run it back,
and there's Lebron, James, Selena Gomez and Aaron Rodgers, Denzel Washington,
Stacy Dash, George Shelley, Rachel Zoe, Vanessa Hudgens, Jeniffer Anderson,

(01:48:35):
Chase Crawford, Steve Frogan.

Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
All right, no having every young Disney star except.

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
Run it Back, Zach avinack Is, Matt Damon, Ethan Hawk,
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Snookie, James ol Jones, Mark Burnett, Patricia Arquette,
Scar Dreams, and leam Neeson, a Mettaba Bach Knack. Not
not the guy we have, Not the guy we have?
All right, Well, nobody got that one. So in your
whole time, you got it. I got it, I got it. Yeah,

(01:49:02):
I got it? You got did you get You're lucky
you got it?

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
Worried I would poop because I would have farted into
the microphone right there. But I can't trust it, right.

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
Every property, every property? Do you didn't get it?

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
No? Okay, well the whole Robert era ends without Pat
getting the random celebrity. I'm a loser.

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
All right, let's scare a group hug in. All right,
do you want to do you have anything you want
to say? Robert? This is your uh your farewell to
the pod. Which do you have a favorite memory from
the podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
All the live shows were great. Everyone taking the time
to come out, you know, whether it was like an
hour away in Conro or at Cobo's a little closer.
Everyone coming out was always. It was good to see
the people who listened and like we got this we
actually made them laugh, you know, like we we get
to see that they were laughing, not just telling us

(01:49:57):
that oh this was this was funny. Yeah, And so
that's always always saying everyone in person was was was
really great. I think I'm gonna miss that the most.
I think I'll still be around, like the live shows.
I'll come around for live shows. But uh, yeah, this
was this was Uh. We always joked around that it
would end eventually. I'm not sure we ever thought that
it that it would end, though it never came there.

(01:50:22):
But yeah, I'm gonn I'm gonna. I will miss you, guys.
This has been fun. Else uh loving anybody or anything
like that? They know I don't. I can't think of anything. Well,
then I guess we have to give him a group
hug then, which he all said, all right, come on,

(01:50:45):
come on in everybody and everybody and everybody in science
off sis off past the gravy. Yeah, the jeez, that
was right, my ear, that wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
This is still recording our voice.

Speaker 3 (01:51:01):
It is rare outro over here not now here, go crazy, OK,
hold on, I don't want to play that one. I
want to play this one. Bobby Jose's quiet Now Houston

(01:51:23):
Dreams just hit the crown, Astros lost in the turn,
gray in the shadows.

Speaker 1 (01:51:30):
He will stay.

Speaker 3 (01:51:44):
What's he laughed and craft a smile. Now the pain
will last a while and his team is out his
hardest torn. Every laugh now feels like scorn. No more jokes.
Bobby Christ under me gloomys, guys after us calling his.

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
Beardy broke life the londer just a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:52:15):
Every pitch and every swing echoes up the songs