May 20, 2026 • 124 mins
The guys talk about baseball, dumplings, and emergency room visits. They also learn about love bombing and welcome Harley to the gang.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:12):
The Great Gray.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We go win fishing for your bitch today with Chunk
and Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead and link.
We'll get wished today.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Bitch, bitch, cravy, Gravy, gravy gun.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
What is going on? Everybody? It is Past the Gravy
Episode six hundred and sixty eight. Not as cool as
six sixty seven to say, sit six six A. I
am Alex the moon Dog Middleton, your host, with my
good buddy Patasun Doc Dion and joining us for the
(00:48):
first time ever in the history of Past the Gravy,
the newest number of Past the Gravy. We got Harley
Dukes for us. I call it Holley Dudes.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah, you can call me whatever.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Man.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm good good, So yeah, welcome to the show. But yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
I appreciate it, appreciate y'all having me on, and I
hope I can keep the torch from going.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, your big suits to fill with Robert big bigger
pants to fell with had very big pants, huge dick.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
They didn't call them the hog for nothing. Good to
know they didn't yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
His girlfriend told us that he had I don't remember
how we were on zoom and we're like, Sam, is that.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Was Robert doing that? And she's like, he's doing really well.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, that's what I was trying to remember earlier today
that we just make that up.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I think she said it, and then we just took
it rid of by that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Out of it.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
So we were kind of throwing names.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
For you last week, and I feel like, carls Barkley,
we gotta just go with that. Purples carls Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
That's funny because a lot of my friends call me
sir carls Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, fits perfect. So Harles Barkley, Harley Harley fat I
had posted something.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I was being sneaky.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I didn't want to tell people Robert was leaving, and
I was like, I'm working on project. Anybody wanted to
do some video production and audio production, Harley reached out
to me. Harley was one of the few that I
was like, I don't know when you try to find
video and audio people, A lot of people are flakes
in this this business. And we were kind of a
weird niche thing, like hey, can you do this once
(02:27):
every week on the afternoon in the middle of the
work day, and then yeah, and then like flip that
around and before the next workday kind of, And that's
basically the work that I asked too to do for
pasting baby.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Probably was like, I'm down to do that. And then
the other people were.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
They're sketchy, right, not sketchy if you applied, you'd reached out.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I don't think you're sketchy.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Would just thought Harley was the best fit for the team.
And I'm not gonna lie. I'm still like I was
still nervous until you shut up to it. Yeah, I
was a little nervous today too.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Actually, I was just like, man, I hope I don't
mess up anything.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I know what I do. We mess the whole time,
so like it's gonna be fine. But like I was
just like, I really hope he doesn't like you texted
at one point, come all my way, Okay, I think
we're good now.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, I looked at my phone battery.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I was like, fucking, I gotta do it on my phone.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And that's.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Today. Yeah, So we're glad you're here. We're glad to
start the Hall of the Harles Barkley are now Harls
Harles Barkley and Houston just like, I don't know, maybe
not Charles Barkley's best years, but they were fun years
to dreamond Green. Yeah, shout out Dreymond hate that kind
of bitched that, right, But he's funny, Yeah, there is,
(03:47):
and he's extremely good at what he does.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Yeah, but he did for a team that I didn't like,
so that so yeah, teams.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
You're we talked sports a lot on this. You're Houston
through and through Astro's Rockets, Texans, all.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Right, what about Yeah, I mean I'm not I watched
the Dynamo, but I mean dash, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Hey, shout out to the comments.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
They are back.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I cannot wait for that.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'm super EXCITEDBA fan. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I used to watch it all the time when they
were around, and I was a kid then, so like
it was like, oh, this is what winning feels like,
this is amazing.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Four banners broke NBA. Basically I was like okay.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
And so my dad was like, hey, we're going to
comments games because we're freaking cheap, and I was like cool,
all right, and then he's like, hey, you gotta be
sad because someone passed away. And I was like Okay,
I don't know who that was. And so because one
of the point guards correct, like did she passed away?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Like she had to cancer?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Oh for that teams, I love that too.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Do you think that's why the NBA is SOPT for
the last twenty thirty years?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Is because the comments were so dominant that like they
just discouraged.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Anybody else for being good.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
So even when we folded the rest of the teams
like we just can't compete.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Probably, yeah, I think that's it. Probably So yeah dynasty
w but good for you? So yeah, but also bad
for you, but good in a way that it was the.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Best female bowlers out there without without doubt, highest.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Championship percentage of any team of all time.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
That's true, copy, I mean you went four out of
like what six six?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I don't think anybody else has done that.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Yukon Huskies. That is that we're talking pros.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I haven't checked in college.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Is we're talking?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
But you got any hockey phantom and you hold down
told ERTA finally guess it's a team.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah. No, I am definitely holding down until I finally
get a hockey team.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Because I mean there's just I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
To root for the Dallas stars like that was. That
was one of the first things I said. I was like, dude,
you seem pretty cool. What are your teams? And like
he did say that all Houston and stuff is like,
so like, nothing doubt us cool. That's my one rule
is I will not hire Dallas Cowboys. They just can't have.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Even though Chris work that was enough.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
It would be fun just to ship on them constantly.
But at what point do they just brings the vibes?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And then we finished the podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
They know I never pressed ReCore fuck you Yeah, then
they they just hate usus. You're gonna us enough eventually.
But like if we were on the odds with teams,
then we would just be extra.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I mean, I love all my friends, a lot of
more cowboys friends things. I don't trust any of them,
but I love them. There you go, Yeah, you can't.
You can't hate somebody for stupid, right.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
That's healthy, very healthy.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
The only didn't healthy about it? Very healthy. All right,
let's get to the pre come segment. Guys, welcome to
the show, Harley. Everybody. Harley is at the lead underscore
h ou on Twitter and Instagram as well.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yes, all socials all social TikTok as well YouTube.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Uh so yeah, and your background you work for your
talking about where you work?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Oh yeah, some apologies, but yeah will House Media.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
So yeah, we're located in Perland. We just started up
in January, so it is just a small startup business.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
And I didn't know when I joined I was going
to be a small business owner, which is that's cool.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Also like.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Absolutely terrifying because it's like numbers, how do we make
money now? And it's like, Okay, I was a grocery
manager before it for like Suller Brothers and food Town
and that was awesome. But ultimately I'm like, Okay, I'm
gonna take a risk and join this media company. And
I like cameras and I like video and I like
(07:41):
all this stuff because I'm a YouTuber and I'm kind
of a nerd at it but also don't.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Really care for it.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But also do you care for it? So I love that.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
That's why he's perfect for this if he specializes in
the things that we need somebody to do here and
also the exports at least Dallas.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Perfect do you love and hate the things that you
care about?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Good, It's just a perfect human beings.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah, I mean, at this point, you don't hate a
little bit of everything, what are we even doing it?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
For years I run on alcoholic hatred.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
So yeah, yeah, that's a shirt that's you're in trige
to merge by.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, we're just gonna be a lot of times you're
just gonna make we make that shirt and you have
to kind of be in charge of it. I figured
out if we can, speaking of the first idea I have,
if we get a segment deep deep v's but with
collared shirts, collared deeps.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
You know, I would be on board with this. But
unfortunately I did order some shirts the other day when
I talk about how I ordered clothing so I didn't
have to do longer and they are v next and
I had one or two of them before.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They're a little deeper than I thought. So like, maybe
if we do your call shirts on baby D talking deep.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I'm out of that.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
It's like fashion but also a class.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
He's like, I don't know how the chest hair to
rock a V.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
But the problem is when I also wear an apron
at work, so when all of a sudden, it just
looks like I've got tip cleavage. It's just like my
shirt goes to collarbone and then you don't see it
again until collarbone and then it's just hair like I
need a baby.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's hot, I get it, I don't like where.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
And then you can make it for men and women.
So then maybe you look like cleavage everywhere.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
I mean, like I should be self conscious about the
way I look, but I'm not at all. Wearing those
vs at work are like the only time I've ever
kind of like I'm constantly like pulling it up, Like
is this like when you guys are staring at their Hey,
I think people, I got it. It was my fault from what.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I was wondering.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
So ladies, we've walked.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
In, nobody's looking. They're probably looking at me like gross.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
But still that's efefitive py shaming.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Guy Like hope, the fact guy's hair is falling, you make.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You wear a hairnet like a new chest.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Sure that would be chest hairnet.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh I should do that next week, just a joke.
That'd be gross.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Not like working, but before we open.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, just just for safety reasons. Yes, I'm rocking this.
They would just go home.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh yeah, I got we're over training and you gotta
be a bar center. He was running food today, got
him with the shoulder tap. Have you been doing that
at home with your wife and daughter? No, Man, you've
gotta start annoying your family.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Dude, you've got a lot of that like me, and
they like me currently, so I really want him to
stay that way.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Yeah, but pranking children is hilarious as they don't get it,
and you can just laugh and them go stupid.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
But you can do nothing of that, and.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Then Emma's able enough.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
She's not gonna leave it.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
See my oldest daughter trying try and little like shoot basketball,
can basketball ship, I can make funny, but like now,
I'm gonna try and build you in a better person.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
You can teach your daughter can't life on the wrong
shoulder and make her look that I don't like she
pulled off because his laugh immediately as soon as they
do anything.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It would be funny if you could get your dollars. Absolutely,
you gonna train your dollar to prank your wife.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That way A year Clayer, Yeah, yeah, okay, so just
kind of formed a little bit of an alliance with her.
You gotta maybe your fun dad. That's I have to be.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
All right, Uh, what are we gonna go with next?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Okay? I had some baseball Friday. The Yankees played the
Mets in a base and the Mets had an opener,
and I just got infuriated. The opener should the dumbest
thing ever, and not maybe not the dumbest d in baseball.
There's a lot of other dumb stuff in baseball, But
what is the point of having an open I get
it's to I mean, I get all of the answers, like, oh,
(11:40):
we don't have to burn a starter for the for
the day. We do a bullpen game, and it's like cool,
Now we're just gonna tire out our whole bullpen going
for it, especially on like a Friday game for a
weekend series.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Every start this year have.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Five Like I don't know, but if you're the opener,
you know you're not going five inning, so you're not
getting to win.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
You're not gonna get a result.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
And I understand that, like maybe that's not everything, but
I'd be pissed, like, no, let me go third, let
me go in the fifth inning. I mean, let me
be the third guy to go and get give you
two innings there. Then maybe I get to win.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
A lot of the time there's one inning too.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
It's just that's the dumbest thing is like that you
have to go five full innings if you're a starter,
right to get a decision. And then it's like or
you could just go a third of an inning and
then be the guy that replaces the starter and then wins.
That is a good point, Like the Oprah could throw
one pitch, come out that guy. I can say out,
you have one run the nation and he's in line.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
For the win.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, that's great. Win lost is the It makes sense
when you're like going into the All Star Game, somebody's
ten an hour or whatever. I get that, But then
the Paul schemes you played for the Pirates last year
and that didn't really reflect No, but like that like
when they were really really bad last year, it's like
and then didn't reflect how good he was, like his
win loss record. I think it's kind of stupid that, like,
(12:56):
did you just get like a random bullpen guy because
we have seventy five bullpen games we're gonna run this
year because we ran a weird fucking team, and as well,
just commit to a starter and oh yeah, well our
middle reliever has nine wins this season.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
They and meanwhile, the fucking Mariners are about to send
Luis Castle over to.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
The bullpenchers, like, well, we just can't just probably six
starters get up.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Why don't they just have six starters if you have
I understand, maybe when.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
His arms are trained for every five days, that's why.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Then wait, people learned how to do it on the
sixth day.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Oh no, I'm too rested.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Starting pitchers.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
They don't want to be like, listen, I'm on a
thirteen million dollar contract. My contract's up after this year.
I don't want to fuck with my arm going into
a contract here.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You gotta like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's why Japanese pitcher struggle on the first get a.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Year is because they go on six day rotation and
we do five days here in America.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
So sometimes their arms are popping up, so I have
no contact.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's gonna be okay, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But yeah, you can't have.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Guys going from five season their ship. Also, they don't
want to go five to six, like, okay, I want
to lose two starts.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Then you're talking show hats fall.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
No, yeah, we're we're past. He didn't even do nothing right. No,
but that when I think I may, I think fall
that no to you make me, make me think you're
the man next time? You know, what is what is
he doing? What is I forty five dones?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
He's gonna He's gonna be great in the second half
of the year.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Let's hope. So you know that pats the asses you bad?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
By the way, what did you do to make them better?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (14:32):
In the World Baseball Classic, remember how Aaron Judge sucks
fucking ass to Alex. He's after the curse and he
actually does have a track record being able to curse
teams the.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Weird power I have. But Patt is a fan of
two teams, the Red Sox and the Astros. So I
had to do who also, you know the romance struck
Ash and the U s Is Ruyan and the World Basebook.
I say who he was being a dick about Aaron Judge.
And then also the guy that couldn't get the final
(15:06):
out and gave up the winning run was also a
Red Sox. The Red Sox for really the reason we
lost that final game.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
But not the captain.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Right, but like when like when the game ended, who
was the guy the game out the winning run was
the Red Sox or was it Aaron judge who was
the guy struck out and didn't continue the game for team.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
It was a Red Sox was past, but he was
really mean to me.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
So I lashed out and I said, you know what,
fine Hurst, I cursed hursted the Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
It was just it was the thing you did. I
I thought you did it because they both did really bad.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
You're gonna suck either way this year.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Well, I'm the new Billy go curse, not Billy, I'm
the new curse in baseball. And I know the Yankees
are really good right now, but I know they're not
gonna do anything. I'm not I'm not even say not it.
I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
This is gonna be fun where we get to just
rehash every old argument.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, this is if you're near the next couple weeks
is using cals up to speed, so you're gonna hear
some stories you've already heard. But this is us catch
up Harley. And maybe it's not kind of like a
walk down memory lane for you guys or just you know,
wait skip. Yeah, it's like it's like you pretend you're
new to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Speed run our whole history over the next month.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Also, the YouTube go Say Hi, i't Harley. Everybody, everybody,
introduce yourself to Harley. Introduce yourself. Who you watched love
on the Spectrum.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
I have only seen clips on Twitter just because it's
trending and it's looks funny, But I've never seen a
full episode.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Okay, well, they introduce the people. But being like, this
is Harley Hall. Harley likes the color green Lady Bucks
and when the sales are flapping on sale boots.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
He doesn't.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
He doesn't like when electric when electricity sparks, or when
it gets late at night. Okay, okay. He really also
doesn't like when people mean to Wales. Yeah, well no, it's.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Just like the most random facts about them.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
And you're like, okay, cool, good to know. So like,
tell Harley in your YouTube comments, like hi, many and
so and.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
So, and then give us the three things that you
like and the three things.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
You don't like. So Harley knows all the gravy. Okay,
and Harley, you have to go and learn about them
in the comments. Okay, no problem, All right, no problem.
But bullpen games are bullet or bullshit, we can all agree.
Ry It makes you.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Look up and go, who's this guy pitching?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Now? What the fu. Yeah, it makes me irrationally angry,
and especially like if you don't really know the team
you playing, like the Reds are going and I don't
really know the red story rotation off the top of
my head, like I've never heard this guy. Wait, well,
who's this?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Oh they're built they're bullpen gamming, okay, Or you don't
realize that and you look up and see that a
bunch of players on the team to have a good
dat in the average against the guy who's slayd in
the starting position.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
So you bet that team.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
And then out after one that I don't know they
should have to like in the betting sense, you'd be
like by the way game game that's that seems like
it's fixed.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
It false advertised.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I'm going to write some letters about that.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I will also will and go gambling state that we gamble.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh I did do. Yeah, I don't know at all.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't know how it's working. I'm not saying because
then we might get shut down.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
But I don't know the other eight odds that are
way worse than all the other odds are like the
spread will be like five and a half somewhere and
it's like, yeah, well you want it because it's seven
and a half.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Yeah, I mean they guess.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
It stopped working for like forty minutes for me and
my buddy when I went over to his house.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
The other day. Yeah, and you're like, well they figured.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
It out, yeah, and then it just started working again,
So you know what, shouldn't he go?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, but it's it's stupid that they do that, and
it doesn't feel way worse when you lose to another
team that's doing a bull pin game too. He's like anybody,
anybody could.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Have been I could have beat us, but we just
got to get out the start early tomorrow. And then
you're like, no, no, no, that was the last game
in the series.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Fuck yeah, that's what they rolled them. It kind of
makes sense on like a Sunday if you have a
day off, Like, I get the logic, but it's stupid. Yeah,
I mean they should just not do it because it's stupid. Okay,
baseball needs to go back.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
So like most guys still in ninety two, just.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Regular guys being able to play the game, not everyone
looking like fucking y'all, say up the week out there anymore?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Did you guys see your and Dredge's challenge yesterday.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I wasn't trying to eat food without a following. The
people drying gap was teeth. Oh that's right, because he's
a ship.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
It doesn't like who he is. He's very rich. I
can't can't come up in the playoffs yet, but it's
got a lot of money. Anyway, he did the three
to two count and it was a very clear low
ball and they called it a strike and he just
did the tap, walked to first, didn't even look back,
(19:50):
and it was just like, what the fucking move? That's
been great.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
If if the ompomers like took too long taking off
your lebow pads.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Well I was worried about that. I was. I was
worried about it, but I already saw that, Like the
cap was like, did you guys just see the balls
on air? Judge to charge to the challenge that he
started doing that and then tapped it. I feel like
he was like, oh, yeah, right, I shouldn't wait, but
like the second the ball is so it didn't even
like he heard it, just walked that. He's like, no, no,
you're wrong, dude, But that is the best. The best
(20:18):
is like you do feel like you should get something
if the ball gets overturned because the call gets overturned,
like you should I don't know what banana ball does,
but like.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
I should get a point in the ending or however
they score.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
They should just do a close.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Up of your empire. That also like what war war
war wah. But the umpires wrong at home and they
just played the Beck song loser, so you.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Piss off the empire?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, or went to the Nelson Nelson from the Simpsons
would be pretty good.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
There needs need more umpire shame.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Then needs more impression, a right good at it enough baseball.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
I do have some bad news.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I may not be the world class chef that I
was trying to be because I can't figure out to
save my life.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Well, you know here's what it is. You're a chef.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
You're a baker, dude, baker.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, the skills don't always cross over.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Hello, holdo, that sounded super toronto.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah he's Patsy, Like, what is this on my word? Fan?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
You can't hook for ship, but you're good at baking things.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
When Harley was saying stuff up before we started, that
was I was scrolling through his feed and that was
was it.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
On every video. I'm literally every oh yeah, oh yeah,
search Toronto accent like my algorithm.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Right now I'm back in with a Toronto accent and
I hate every second of it and I can't stop watchings.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Oh yeah, like I'm meaning Toronto.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I'm like a week away from like driving to DC
and just being like, why are we at warlds Canada.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Let's just take guy always wants to go to war,
my anti war guy.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I just want to take out talk like that.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
There's a specific group of people that I wanted to raplicate,
not be sexuality.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Race or jenneral.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
There used to be another it's based on the religion.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
But no, it's just.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
That that's packed him up.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
You think if there was one used to be a
guy that didn't want her to do that.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You think there's one city, there's actually a couple of Toronto.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
They didn't turn have to be great. Let's just say
that Poutine, Yeah he's.
Speaker 9 (22:34):
Great, but you know he was the wrong reason I
wanted to Vladimir Poutine, right, I mean like Toronto, Like, oh,
I thought you're like a big Latimer. Putin just a
signature Russian too great, young Fries. It's just Vlatmin. Poutine
is its regular poutine with Russia dressing. Oh no, clue,
you didn't know about that.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I made that up, okay completely.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
That's so much religious rebel trade park, which.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Are special Vladimir Pucine.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Look pat, he's not really bringing the customers in, advertisers
outside of the stores, just not getting nobody's really coming
in for the Vladimir Putin.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
We've got a pistachio dessert Venamin, not Yahoo.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Served with a fresh Yahoo you whos fu. It tastes
just like a yhu. But yeah, I've been trying to
figure out dumplings because I watched Food Network one day
and so I was like, I need to go get
some dumpling skins, and I did that. I wasn't even
try and make my own dumpling skins. I've just ruined all.
(23:43):
I can't do it. I don't understand it. I don't
know how to fucking chop up mushrooms, right, You're supposed
to like boil them and stuff and then like black mushrooms.
I don't understand how. Like I don't know. It was
like black mushrooms, green onions, salt, pepper, a little bit whatever,
the spicy spice of pepper sauce sh it is that
(24:04):
I have, and then shrimp that I chopped up and
then tried.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
I'm trying to shove those bad boys in the fucking
dumpley skin.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Oh, maybe I'm pleating too much in it. Then the
next time I do it, no, I put too little
in it. And it's just like I can't fucking fold dumplings.
Can't do it, just can't do it. I give up,
never never be a chef. Pat, All right, give it up.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Next time you're trying to make dumplings, come over and
I'll help you kurteet them.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Give it up, Pat, I'm never. I didn't even eat it.
I just threw it all the way. I was like,
fuck this ship.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah, I'll try to buy, try to buy, Like for like,
if you're trying to cook a different cuisine than you
normally cook and they don't say English on any of
this stuff and you're just like water like black mushrooms package,
I'm like, is this black mushrooms? Does it say it?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
It doesn't say it on anything with the mushrooms black they.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Did, but they're mushrooms look different like they're all like yeah,
it's all like like like back vacuum sealed, so it's
all like pressed down, so it's like the bottom of
like a regular mushroom could look black. I don't know
that's a good point. They all look just like like
weird looking.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
So I was like, how, I don't know what were
you using a poke?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
I was trying to steam.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Do you have like a steamer? You're just like in
a pot.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I had a pot and a little thing. I didn't
get to that process though. It's like loading up the
so like I had like the like you would what
I would use?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Are you wedding the dumbling rapper before you're trying to
push it a picture?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yes, I put water on it and did water?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I just put it.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I couldn't get yeah, same same. I couldn't get a stick. Dude,
I can't do it. Aging cuisine is not for me.
Can't do it. I wanted to make it because I
feel special because I made my own, and I can't
do it.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
I'm scared to eat the Zoom dumplings or even try
them because like I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Just I'm just gonna pull soup all over myself.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
I know I don't have the facilities to be able
to eat those dumplings correctly. I'm gonna be like, I
know this is soup, all right, you cared one body
to get and then just sup ball, let's all.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I'm just shooting covered the soup. I want to try.
It looks so good. We're scared of some Asian cuisines.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
Yeah, and I'm terrify of dumplings now, so fuck dumb.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It looks so good on Food.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Network something they do and they just make it real fast,
thirty minutes in and out.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's like, actually, we should don't want to take it.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Take away line that, let's go on a.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Dumpling date and then while we're there, like, hey, my
boy needs some chefs.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Over make this for me in front of me.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I'd like to see the chef.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Can we come back in the kitchen real quick, just
real quick, gonna be super chill about it.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I watched the Bear you know, I know, hyehie corner.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I was tripped corner herbing today because I forgot to say, behind.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Fucking this guy, the amateur man. Come on, you think,
sorry chef amateur. However, I thought I could sneak by
real quick.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
That's what happen. That's how people get killed.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Until that knife got right in the back of freaking was.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
In the back of house. No one, just hold a knife.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I just als tripped the lady while she was going
away a woman. Yeah wow, discuss.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
What you guys got for the prep segment.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
So did you know that apparently Tesla trucks are supposed
to be semi aquatic.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I know that.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
Yeah, there was a guy up in Austin. He found
Wade boat w A d e. He decided to drive
his Tesla into the lake Wade Wilson. Also, you know
w Ad I kind of speak fast sometimes. I don't
know if they knew that. I said Wade Fair. Yeah,
fuck you, I told you about it.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
It was different spellings of Wade is only one. I mean,
I guess w A I can take.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
Yeah, the guy drove his truck into Lake Austin and
got arrested for it.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Ed ruined is Tesla and yeah he's a giant fucking idiot.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
But you're only supposed to like drive it like there's
a distance.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, wading is like it's not a boat.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
So like, I guess the hips for the car would
be like right where the bottom of the car is
like halfway up the wheel that's waiting.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
The motherfucker just drove it right in the lake. Yeah,
it's bad, but.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
I hadn't heard about waiting but it before, so now
I'll look into it.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I kind of want to know what the fuck is
for just get him?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
If you know what it's probably exclusive before four is
when Houston floods, Like, don't go underneath that underpass.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Don't worry, I got but wave right through that ship. Yeah,
I can see that. It's like Michael Scott though, just
trusted right, and like Michael's a lake the machine, No,
Dwight the machine.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
That'd be funn if you're driving towards it. Your testl
was just like don't shut it, no, no, stop driving.
I can't wait that far.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Too bad. That was one of my favorite episodes. It's
so good. That was like where are the turtles going back?
The gift.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That was Pete Michael.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
The other thing that's gonna happen, which just gonna do
random Office references and if you didn't watch the Office,
you're just gonna there's people just canna.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
You just gotta's.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
What it is.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah, it's it should be just a starter pack. Here's
the Office, go good season one.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
If you after you can watch.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
It only six episodes, It's fine, It's very Yeah, it
gets worse after Steve it feel pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
So hanging you got a few good episodes of uh,
Will Ferrell.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I think James Vader is fantastic. I am the love
and the more you watch it, the more I love it.
I'm the lizard, can't pitch. What about you, Harley? What
you got for us today? Is your first comeback kids
second pre Kama site? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Uh, Actually two days ago, just like a random car
decided just to cut all the way over. Yeah, and
you know you're getting on the freeway and this car
is cutting it close and it just decides, yeah, I'm
just gonna go for it and tie hits the curve,
flips the car on its side.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I was like, yeah, I'm not going under freeway. It
looks like I stopping.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Help No, Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's you.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Cut across multiple lands of trafficking and flip your car
all the round.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
You're being stupid. I shouldn't have to stop, and now
I'm not going to win my day to be a witness.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Obviously, cops and fire department should even help that guy.
You have to call your friend to help you tip
your car and that's it.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah, get they have to hear and clear or what's
the roadsid people that kind of pull you off the road.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I don't drive that ship.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I don't deal with those people. You still sometimes see him.
I just laugh.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Yeah, so are we stopping help people like something?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
But we are not. I'm not in the right situation.
Like if I saw an old lady like on the
side of the road, it looked like she was fucking
with her tire. I feel like, being honest.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Remember the time I was getting like computer fix at
the at the store and I was going down the
escalator and the lady fell and I had a computer
in my hand. I just didn't and stop her. I
don't know if I could have, but I was like,
I could fall, and if I fall in my computer breaks,
she's not gonna break.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
It was a quick processing with my head.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
I was like I hadn't made her fall, she's behind me,
this is my fault. And then I felt like I
got rude looks from people and I was like, I'm walking.
I'm walking right in my car. This isn't my fault.
That he wasn't gonna help me. Yeah, what was I
in my car?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I'm not like I'll help in everyday life. I'll help
all the time.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
I'll help ladies get their groceries in their car or somewhere,
like put their card away for him.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Stuff like that. I'm on my feet. I'll help if
I'm all my way to my destination or my house.
Papa's like, I got hold over now. I had an
ad of bean driver.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
That is it?
Speaker 5 (31:50):
If you like, hey, yo, can you jump my car?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Got you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Absolutely, got right now? Yeah, well that bad boy around,
I got you.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
That can't guy.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
That's just something asked me the other day if I
have cables, and I just said, I'm pretty sure I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
But I honestly, at this point, I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
What's it like, trunk, I do have cables because I
had bigging.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Jump, I'm pretty sure I don't. And I've been thinking
about it on and off for like two years, Like
I probably.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Get gables my trunk, and then I just forget about it. Well,
because then you get jumped and you get a new battery,
and you don't ever have to get jumped until you
need a new battery. And that's the next time, you'll
be like I should get cables, and then you cables,
and then it's the same cycle. It just happens.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Movie's afraid of the word or the term to get jumped.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I'm just like, who's coming? How many people? You know?
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Like we're talking about cards, were talking about, like, yeah,
what's going on here? Also, my dad is big on,
So I asked, because my dad's real.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Big on, like like you got to stop and help them.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
He didn't. He didn't aid them. You didn't.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Like one time we were like, there's a street going
to our apartments and you have to get like all
the way across to get to that street.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'm not dumb. I'm not gonna go all the way
across do that.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
And I'm just gonna go down to exit and make
the right like a regular person.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yes, you don't expect the world finishing.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
My sentences already. At first, tell each other pretty well,
all right?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Interesting? I like that anyway.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Yeah, and then and I'm just like looking from afar
in this car I'm looking, goes all the way across,
hits another car going to that street.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
My dad's like he.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Didn't and you didn't help them, Like I don't know
what's about that happened when they come out with swords
or drums or Houston.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I'm like, there's two cars there, they can help each other.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
Yeah, I'm like I was more worried about, like because
they hit each other, and then like the ricochet from
his car, like because of the force was about to
hit me. I was like, Uh, swerve and go on
about my day because I'm going home. Like whatever happens happens.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
That's just that's not my issue now, especially if it's
a dumb thing that happened, like like I don't, I'm
not no, I'm gonna blame somebody.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
I'm gonna blame somebody. I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I was in it. I've been in an uber before
that got hit. And then we went my brother and
I were there and we had went to the gas station.
They had got the police, and the police got there fast,
so they were like, you're gonna talk to the police.
I don't want to. I'm not gonna blame anybody.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
It was.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
It was I'm not I don't. I wasn't really paying attention.
I wasn't paying attention all We're just pointing to the car.
Next to us. Definitely, Well you could just did you see?
Absolutely her fault. But I'm not I again, I'm not
gonna blame anybody. I'm not talking to cops.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
You know what I'm saying, Officer, I'm not blaming it
was a man driver or a woman driver, not figure.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Out it was her fault. It was her fault, and
she was trying to cut out and not wait to
change lands and ship. But yeah, that's that.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
That's uh.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
If it depends on the situation, for sure, like old lady,
maybe there's many.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
Situations where I would stop. But also a lot of
the time I got a poop under the car. I'm
always pretty ship. Sometimes you just listen, I can help
you and put my pants, or I can maybe naked
home every time.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
All right, let's move on to the comeback Kids segment,
and I want to inspire that boy up.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
It's the coming.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Back kid, comeback kid of the week, come back kid
of the week, bitch. All right. Our first comeback kid
this week is Ronda Rousey. She's back. Rowdy's back sort of,
but she also be retired. Since they're fight, did you
(35:46):
watch it?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
No, there was real fight.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I watched I had both, but I have He's a
one TV living room kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
You my I pads to his house. I don't know
what's your sports setup.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Like you got going on on like an NFL Sunday,
you got one game on, you got an iPad, another
TV up, you got your red Zone and a game
guy or just a solo game guy. Solo game guy.
Because I only care about my Texans, you.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Want to watch other stuff like have it in the background.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
Yeah, I peep, but that's it. I mean, it's so
I also work for bleacher Report, so like as soon
as it's like I have to watch the whole Texans game.
As soon as Texans are over, I have to go
live on Bleacher Report to talk.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
About my Texans.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
And so it's kind of like I got to pay
attention for it to make the whole game, you know.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
But I mean I.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Still have my my desktop or laptop next to me
or open, and there's just like.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I gotta have red Zone on. It's like peep in
and okay, cool, Like.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
Okay, yeah, I turned my four three that with Boston
two of them.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
You're also like, he's going, it's so nice. Now I've
had kids and I've been really getting iPad so then
I just bought a bunch of iPads. Now I'm like, well,
we're watching the Stanley Cup playoffs here. What we got
NBA over here? We have Yankees over here. It's like cool,
do you need three iPads? Like, yes, I do, I
do that. Yeah, you got a big wall.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
You could put a wall.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
You could put a whole fucking ship hunt.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Dude, you could put one TV right in front of
the kids area for that, you know what TV.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
I don't ask much, and that actually that I'm a
good guy.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
If you've got a mini twenty Michael Scott TV right
by the wall for.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Like fifteen of them. But I get fifteen of them.
It's just a baby sports park. But I could bet
we could also put a bunch of different episodes of
Bluely on. We did get them into that at the
sports where we go to sometimes I was like yoking
on and I was kidding and it did. Let's just
(37:59):
a bunch of facebo a.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Man, that's actually that's our favorite sports. We opened a
baby sports bar for like Sundays. That way, on Sunday mornings,
dads can be like.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
Hey, daddy, dollar Dave, I'm taking her out or like hey,
you know, honey, you pick yourself today, I'm gonna take.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
It now for a couple of hours.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
And it's literally just like a sports bar, but it's
like a whole kids play area, but just wall to
wall TV's for all the dance.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
To watch all the sports. Okay, so like you literally just.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
Take the kids, like what do you call it, like
kindergart daycare or whatever, but just TV's water walls for
the dance.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Let's further, let's further build on this. So you have
the bar bars right their barstool. Then you have a
little baby barstools. They're smaller, but they have little little
Michael Scott TV's title Little TV at the baby's eye levels.
So then you can kind of pick between a pre
like a pre selected like do you want to watch Blue,
(38:55):
do you know watch pep Pig? Do you want to
watch Pow.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Patrol, Rachel watch all highlights?
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Well yeah, yeah you could do that, or do you
want to just watch camps gad islights? Okay, cool, and
you pick the one you want to watch your kids
watching that Daddy, I want to watch Miss Rachel and
I yet cool, hit the Miss Rachel button on that
little baby TV.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
I'm up here at the bar, everything going. It's a
glass bar.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
We can make the bar see through too, so I
can look down.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I'm not really having it.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I'm still I'm present. And also like maybe even like
you could reach the kids.
Speaker 7 (39:24):
To the I was gonna say, like every little kid
slats should have like a little leafers.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Not required if you if you think your kid might
run off, that's fine. But then it's like, all right,
daddy's gut spot kids.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Spot, And because you're there with your kids, we'll be
fair only like you.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Also fair, Yeah, all out of that or Selter's Seltzers
and a couple of emoses.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
And I don't think if you're driving the kids around.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Well we do. We would just do the bottomless thing
where it's like no champagne and it's like it's really
you just drinking a.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Lot of works he construct with the word of the juice.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
It makes me so mad when you go to like
any brunch spot. I'm not a big bunch guy, but
when you go to brunch, you're.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Like, this is your fucking this is not a mimosa,
it's not you're you're lying to me.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
You just say bottle of sores juice. There's nothing in that.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
There's nothing in that. Bring me this champagne.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Now I will lose it. It's like I have an
hour and a half limited at the fucking table, and
you're gonna be cool bottomless of Moses's fucking water.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
No, don't bottless. Moses are bullshit most of the time.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
It makes you to think of my favorite Barrow and Katie.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
They used to, like with the Texans, would score every
time Textas scored, they would do like a friend catering
shop for everybody in there. It was probably like seven
gallons of Gator eight in there. It's like a half
bottle of AKA in the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
I mean, it's smart business. It's smart business.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, you're free shop for everybody. It's like an eighth
of a fucking actual drink.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
It's gotta be pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
So all right, you know, any times and score, you're
gonna give them.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
You're gonna give them a little bit of the gatora nothing,
they're gonna buy drinks in between.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
They're gonna love and we're gonna have We're gonna have
salty chips on the table. So there he just is
like doing that weird alien he looks like the head.
He's like the alien guy when the alien takes over
the farmer and men in black, and like he doesn't
know how to walk is so it's like so unsettling.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
But like you can't say anything argumentative to him when
he's being agreeable because you know how quickly.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
It can turn. And also like it's your bar and
you'd like him to fix it and not walk out,
and you just kind of had to shut up. And
second day and he's like all right.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
John, Yeah, he's all I agree with that, and you're saying,
you stop on your head.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
You're freaking me the fuck out. You got a Hispanic base,
a Hispanic base like maybe Taos.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Yeah, yeah, dude, I get that. Okay, now what right?
The customers are gonna like things they want.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
So here's fourteen.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
So we're not gonna sell beer anymore. We're gonna mark
all the margarita's up to twenty dollars and you're gonna
turn a profit. Also, stop letting your partenders just give
away free.
Speaker 7 (42:13):
Ship and be hammered every that's the big part of
everyone drunk go to the bartenders, they give away too
much ship or don't show up.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
They fight too much. The husband wife that split and
now they're still trying to go manage the bar. One
of them has to end up giving it up, or
you have the friends that are now no longer friends
saying for brothers, they're no longer like tight and he
just has to like either somebody gives up a minority
stake in it or whatever it is. But like I
I watch it every Sunday in the off season. It's
my off season stundee show bar as you fucking rocks,
(42:44):
same show every time. But I like picking be like, ah,
that's what I bet it's gonna be this, I bet,
I bet it's in Texas, interned with saloon. Yeah turn
in didn't they?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Hey, No, it's perfect.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
It's perfect. And then you have me and my stray
who's who's his bartender girl? But sometimes it's there and
you have the dragon tattoo girl. I like me because
he always just the she smiles and she shakes the
thing's better.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Than Oh no, I don't.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
I just like me because me is like pretty, like
she's not full of herself a lot of the people
who are very full of himself. And she's cool, Yeah,
run a rousy, Yeah, she got an arm bar in
seventeen seconds.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
It turns out if your thing is armbars, maybe nolet
arm run around the arm.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
If I fought run around he fought years. If I
fought run around you, I would just be like this
just crossed up across your arms. But get arm by this.
And then she punched me in the face and then
don't get knocked out. But still, but you're not armbar
in this guy. And also if I'm due to Corona
and they're like here, here's a million dollars, easy way
to make a million dollars, that's true.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
Hey, oh no, no, she didn't break around. She's just
tapped it.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
She didn't get hurt like you got out of there unscathed. Basically,
just yeah, it lost it's non safety in real fight. Yeah,
the holy doesn't go against my real like I guess
maybe it does go against yours.
Speaker 7 (44:03):
Is the only fight that I actually watched was an
ADS fight, and it straight upter just looked like he
didn't train for that fighter.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
He did not.
Speaker 7 (44:11):
He just showed up. It was instantly tired. But he's ADS,
so you can't knock him out.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
It's like when I saw Kimbo slice.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
It was literally like just leaning away from it all
the time.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
He'll put intended like the.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Ideas he like.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
After the first round, he was so tired he wasn't
even like he just kind of had his arm out,
not even tell the jab. It was just leaning against him,
away from him the whole fight because he was just like,
I just gotta stay out of reach.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
I'm tired, I.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Can't do this.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I love I think I'm not ever going to do that.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Ever, Oh, I'll call every single woman in a pussy.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Well, I would have done that.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
I would have Superman punched him. Was Superman punched him,
you don't.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Let me finish.
Speaker 7 (44:47):
I'll call every one of them the pussy except for
or nick ds, because those dues are straight up crazy
and will find you and fight you with. The ideas
is he's almost just don for fighting in the street
as much as he is in the UFC.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Connor McGregor's getting that way as well. Make an old
guy at a bar, Yeah, he fights in bars on streets.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
The socker punches old the bars.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
You're just like Irish streets. If you think about it,
that's true.
Speaker 5 (45:12):
I'll pull him on that.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Also, back is yelling at fans his Pete Crow, I'm
strong on the cubs did.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
That and she started it.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
I don't know why people were mad about it, like
I do. If you yell at it, she was. She
was cursing at him too, if he if you, if
somebody cursed that you, you should be able to curse back.
And there's no cut I for an eye dude to
make Red shut the funk up?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Did its ship talking? Also, suck like dick doesn't mean
I want you get under knees and stuck by dick.
Suck like it's just an insult.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
Yeah, true, Like, do you know how many times I
told people stuck my dick in my life?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You know how many times I was actually asking them
to suck my dick when that happened.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Zero. I don't think I ever told it it was.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Going to something exactly. That's the thing.
Speaker 11 (46:01):
It's hey, uh huh, and we're like, don't tell me
what to do, and then you don't. I'm always trying
to sell him on it. I don't have I don't
command enough dick power to be able to be like, hey,
suck it, and then they just do it. But I'm
always like, hey, I got an idea, what if what
if you did this thing later on. Huh, maybe play
(46:23):
mccards right, nice dinner, Huh. I don't have the power,
Pete grow I'm frum might.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Though he definitely does.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
He's my position of power. That's really what you're looking at.
You're part of the patriot.
Speaker 7 (46:37):
Well no, I think they would put her in a
position of power where she's allowed to say anything and
he can't.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
She could have also my dick back to him like that.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
She can say that's all.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
By the way, more women should say that. It's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Woman like I just get upset that, like people are
like Rory McElroy kicked the guy out of the fucking
that was the wasn't us simple? It was the pt
A this weekend whatever it was. Hurry back, get an.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
I don't know, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
He wasn't the guy us After he's swung.
Speaker 5 (47:09):
In the United States of Americas, Ford be a patriot? Right,
But yeah, closer, that's really the problem.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, oh no, they actually trash. I heard. I heard
it smelled the whole course smelled. Well, yeah, that's the trash.
Probably smelled like fake rock. He's not real, iucking real guys,
get over it. But yelling at fans is is tight.
I think you should be able to fight a fan
(47:38):
once a year if you're a professional athlete. That's it though.
And then you should be able to say if they
yell at you, you should be able to trip him back.
That's that's the beauty of sports. If you want to
get your your butt all hurt about it, that's the rule.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Shut up, that's the goal.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Now, what's going uh? All right? And then the other
come up, kid, is the news giving summer tips to
beat the heat and stay cool in the summer, because
every news station has been doing that. This week it's
their version of all right, guys, summer's coming. It's right
around the corner. So we're gonna give you the top
(48:15):
three tips to steak who would beat that summer heat? Sunscreen,
drink plenty of water, and wear hats. But it's never
anything that's like new. It's like, make sure that's your overheat.
Gotta gotta sunscreen up every couple hours. Here's the sun
shirt for your little ones. Don't want to get the
little one sunburned. And here's a great patio chair. Then
(48:38):
they do like the fucking QBC part of every show
that they do now. That is it's the worst. It's worst.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
But yeah, being the being the summer heat is also back.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
I was actually cold.
Speaker 10 (48:50):
Up probably because they see, Yeah, that's how you beat
the heat side hot.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
To do the graphics every year like where it's like
ways avoid like just stay safe during hurricane seasons, just
like don't go outside, but like we'll just dell list.
It's just everything.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Just fly away from hurricane.
Speaker 5 (49:15):
Yeah, you tried to just go into the eye of
it and hang out there.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
You know who I've never heard about being caught a hurricane. Taylor,
just fly out of there.
Speaker 5 (49:22):
She is the hurricane her.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
I can't. Oh god, that's a song that's coming down.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
Right now, all right, but yeah that's a come by.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Kids said, let's move on and bitch about stuff on
you guys want to bitch about stuff?
Speaker 5 (49:37):
Yeah, well it's not cool summer, and.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
We would like if you guys and gals listening to
us and watching us wanted to bitch about stuff too.
We do it every every couple episodes, once a month.
At least, We're gonna go through some of you not
cools that you submit to us. Hit us up on
X we were at passy pot used to ash like
PTG not cool. You can also no, just just that
we're just getting not cool so on x A, right,
that's it. Actually Twitter at passypot like PTG not cool.
(50:00):
That's how we search for and we're gonna pick some
of the best ones each week. You want to attach
a picture, you can attach a picture. We try and
summarize it what happens to you. It's not cool man.
You know, like you step your toe, that's not cool.
If you get stabbed, also not cool. It's just a
way we can vent about what's not cool in our
lives once a week, and we'll share yours once a month,
and then we're gonna do ours and then we get
to you know, it's it's like therapy. It's a little
(50:21):
bit of therapy. But let's hit not cool, sing not
cool man, that's cool? All right.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
We'll start with some listener and viewer Samana not cools.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
This week we got our first one from Ashley Wilkins
at Buster Healer Mixed and she says her not cool
is that she locked her keys in her car, had
to uber home and get.
Speaker 5 (50:48):
Her spare lock my keys in my car.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
I had to uber home get my spare set of
keys and then uber back to my car made me
late to an apportment. Yeah that's a really good knock.
Speaker 7 (50:59):
I got out my car at work today and then
like did my fans pat like make sure I haven't
realized my keys work my back pocket looked at my
center car or like in my cup hole right there.
Thank god not hit the lock before getting out of
the car. I wasn't talking to the money. But yeah,
it's the worst failing in the world, your car.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
It absolutely sucks, especially when you have like it usually
means you have.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
Another chore to follow it.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
And there's nothing worse than like something happens that the
thing causes more choreses like when you lose your wallet,
then I gotta go do driver's license card, or like
when your car gets taken, then I gotta do the
temporary card for as long as it takes to get
my other card, and like all that ship you gotta
go re enter it on all your bank stuff or
all the subscriptions and things like that. And you when
you lock your keys in the car or you lose
(51:46):
your keys, well, now like you I had an uber,
then I canna get a thing. Then now whatever I'm like,
it's just add an hour, an hour and a half
whatever I was gonna do, because I gotta do some
fucking chores.
Speaker 7 (51:56):
Last time I did it, I locked my keys and
my phone in my car storage unit where nobody else was.
Thank god, there was like a wire. I spent forty
five minutes probably my door opened to like get it
down there, scratched the door.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Not that I'm ever gonna be looking for resale.
Speaker 7 (52:13):
On that thing anyway, but and yeah, it's the fucking worst.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
My wife lost her keys at a bar one time.
We were watching college football. It was like the first
weekend of college football, and we got back and it
had been drinking, and then we realized she did not
have them. It was a fourth floor apartment, and I
just went and like wedged myself between these uh these
blocks or like the bricks outside and then people's balconies,
(52:39):
and so I would like reaching the balcony, put my
back against the brick, pulled myself up until I could
get to the floor part of the next balcony, and
then the fence part of the next balcony, and I
was just like a spider man. It was sick, and
we had our patio door locked and we were going
to get in and then we had to figure out
where the fuck, which was super fun.
Speaker 7 (53:00):
Yeah that sucks because normally that situation make Yeah, it's
such a fucking namely thing right there. Hell yeah, she's
gonna be all turned on or you're like, oh no,
no time for that.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
We gotta figure out.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Yeah, now, thing we're worried about. But yeah, locking your
keys in the car sucks. Actually, Teas and pieces and
piece Abby givens that Abby given seventeen on XI and
she says, he're not cool.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
Is my doctor.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
Taking a year off and giving her patients no notice
at all and I have to find a new doctor.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
That's bullshit.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (53:28):
If you're a doctor, you have a responsibility to your
patients giving no heads up. Hey, by the way, I'm gone,
I can't see you anymore. Good luck finding a new
doctor that can do all the ship but you need
specifically do Yeah, that sucks. That's absolutely bullshity. It sucks
way they medical life, she said, like her whole life too,
(53:49):
something that you trust and they're like, oh yeah, whether
trust meant nothing? Yeah, fuck you, I'm gone. I hope
you can start over with someone else, because like, if
it's like a family thing, you're just taking it your
off for being a doctor.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
I didn't know you could do that.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Probably for a year. The doctors get along on if
they get a year, then you get like.
Speaker 10 (54:10):
Six months, three months, I have a doctor, then maybe get.
Speaker 7 (54:16):
More if you have like time off, well you got
Also if your doctor is pregnant and about to be
taken off of that, I feel like she would have.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Known that probably, Yeah, hard to hide.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, but if like I don't go to my doctor
except like once a year or whatever that's true, then
like I don't.
Speaker 5 (54:33):
Know, Hey, any life updates, you know how? Don't text
my doctor.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
That'd be weird.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
Getting got knocked up any time recently? Am fucking unprotected.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Imagine if you're probably gonna get.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
A physician, that'd be sick. I get so much fool ship.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
You say that'd be sick.
Speaker 7 (54:54):
But then you turn forward and you're like, hey James,
then you just stick your finger up my ass.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
Different person you want to.
Speaker 7 (55:03):
That's the thing that I kind of feel like, you
rather want someone who you're comfortable with, so also then
you can hold it over your friends forever.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Then you stuck your finger in my ass if.
Speaker 5 (55:15):
We could hold it over you two.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
Okay, that's a solid not cool abby, Mikey Paul is
that it's just Mikey p on X, the raining Gravy
m VP from last year. He says he's knuck. Cool
is that he twisted his ankle while in the rain
and ended up wet and with a herd ankle. That's
I was gonna say, what if this part is worst?
Speaker 1 (55:39):
If the ankle.
Speaker 3 (55:40):
Sucks, but you can change, but you can't hurt your ankle.
Speaker 7 (55:46):
Yeah, but what if you miss Likely if they were
like out at some place so they weren't gonna be
home for a couple of hours, it's gonna be wet
for a couple.
Speaker 3 (55:53):
That sucks. That sucks a lot.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
The last one from you, you guys and gals. This
is from Melissa Hyde at mel Hide Myself and she
says bought some thhc seltzers to try. I had one,
and I had it felt anything for about an hour
and a half. So I drank another one, and not
too long after that beat my whole world tilted and
I ate my way through my kitchen.
Speaker 5 (56:16):
Next time, I'm gonna stick with just one.
Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
That's what I think I happen to say everybody.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
The first time you're just get knocked out and pass
it out like that's kind of no.
Speaker 7 (56:26):
I just mean the more of like not like I
don't feel it, and then all of a sudden it
all hits you once you have.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
The second one. Yeah, it's always after you've re upped
for the next one.
Speaker 7 (56:36):
Yeah, especially with a hour and a half you're like, yeah,
this should have kicked in by now.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
But if you're not used.
Speaker 10 (56:41):
To it, that shouldn't think while yeah it sucks and
you just saw a different planet.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
Yeah, ride, ride it out.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
I'm gonna do that to myself on purpose later.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Good, that sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
I'm gonna have a great time.
Speaker 5 (56:55):
Harrey, you gonna go first. You gotta not cool. First
of all, never had a thhc celter really never.
Speaker 7 (57:01):
If you like, when I got something earlier today, you
can take home and their their auto pumpers a.
Speaker 3 (57:07):
Little treat first.
Speaker 6 (57:10):
Okay, interesting, interesting, not cool. When your order gets wrong,
like food order, my food order gets wrong, they just
send it back guy, but I'm not Sometimes I'm gonna
check the bad guy, but I'm not checking, and so
I didn't check the bag.
Speaker 3 (57:28):
So I'm just like.
Speaker 5 (57:30):
Went back home wrong fish order, Like, oh man, dude.
Speaker 7 (57:36):
Yeah, that's the worst two because you know to check
the back, but sometimes you just don't.
Speaker 3 (57:40):
Exactly are you a fast food fish? No?
Speaker 6 (57:43):
So I ordered from an Asian restaurant a pairline called
Spicy Banda. Shut up Spicy Banda, and they had to
rebrand from Spicy Panda because I think like Panda Express
did something to that.
Speaker 5 (57:57):
They own panda the word panda right probably like.
Speaker 6 (58:03):
Exactly, like I don't know what exactly happened, but they
were getting a lot of business named Spicy Panda, and
I feel so bad because now they named Spicy Banda
and they barely get any business.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
The Spicy.
Speaker 5 (58:18):
Telling to reband Spicy That is a cool name.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
That's a great band name. Yeah. And then also to
become a band, they need a stage. A band with
their own restaurant is gonna get customers in the door.
They got great food, yeah, they always do that.
Speaker 6 (58:37):
Uh. They have a three flavor pepper chicken. So they
do a lot of seseshe Wan food, so like Sesshon
spices and stuff. I'm a big food guy. So you
mentioned food Network, so like my ears perked up. I
love to cook a lot good eats like yeah, o
g good eats out and Brown like he was recently
on Mythical Kitchen for like last Meals. They do a
(58:58):
last Meals podcast for Mythical Kitchen, uh, and it's like, well,
what would be your last meal?
Speaker 3 (59:04):
You know?
Speaker 6 (59:04):
And so they have like a mortgage board of stuff
for your last meal, and and Alton Brown was on there,
and I was just like, I'm watching this. This is
nostalgic for me. I remember watching a ship ton of
Alton Brown when I was a kid, like the dude
Fox Emerald, Oh Bam bam.
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Bam, Triple D is always cool, is always cool?
Speaker 5 (59:31):
Beat Gordon Ramsey. I don't know it's.
Speaker 7 (59:36):
Original Iron Chef. I feel like it doesn't hit the same.
I'm still good, It's just not like I want to
translated on.
Speaker 5 (59:46):
Weekends The Pioneer.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
I No, we're just gonna make these biscuits and we're
gonna cover them in sausage, and we're gonna cut them
op and the we're gonna put the sausage in here
and fill it with grits. That sounds awesome, I realized
thirty minutes she just she's she's like as MR and
I don't like a SMR. But I'm just like I
could just listen to her talk that she's so sweet,
(01:00:11):
that beast. I don't even I'm not even doing a
good impression.
Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
I forgot how how she talks, so I do. I
can't remember how she talks.
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
All she does is all I see every time now.
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
When they go to grocery stores, is her like her?
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
What her special like?
Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Pans and stuff are being seldo. I'm like, what's the
difference between this pan and it was the and that's
not the pant she started with. She started someone else's pan.
I always think it's funny, but it's like Wolfgang Puck
inspired pan, Like what did he do? What we should
do is we should make this pant, this pan, this
is more panny than the rest of the pants.
Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
It's just pants we want. Do you think George Warman
invented that fucking girl? So I was like, Grill, I
need to put your name on.
Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
It, sell bunch, and we offered it to hall Coga
and hal Coga didn't turn They'll call first, Yeah they
did you think? So Hogan lied a lot. He makes
me know it was the George.
Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
The gal people were the people that said, well, now
fucking calls back.
Speaker 7 (01:01:14):
Came out, and Hogan knows best because he said he
pick up and he missed the call because he went
to go pick.
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Up his kids. So then they called George forehood.
Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
But I'm like, also, why was it such a rush
thing that you couldn't put only forty five minutes?
Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
They do it girls.
Speaker 7 (01:01:32):
I never once thought about how that could have been
a lie. But I feel like somebody would have disputed it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Now it's it's she'll attend to dispute things that all
Cogan says they're not true. There's a lot of things
that he lied about, you know when the people disputed this,
now make a part of my childhood. Never told a lie.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
I'll believe it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Definitely told them.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
But yeah, that absolutely sucks. Yeah, if somebody eat it,
it's gonna be good.
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Yeah I wanted. Yeah, you're just like you're in a
bad mood for But now now my lunches, I'm angry eating, yeah,
you know, like inspiraling.
Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
I'm now gonna eat more in spite.
Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Yeah. And and now he's looking up other places to
get back at you, to give them my business because
my way is fucked up. Now I'm going to Panda Express. Yeah,
I'm going to it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Just you google Panda or whatever as has the name.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Panic.
Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
We're going here now exactly that I'm getting, not trade
from everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
That's how that works quite a few of those where
I live.
Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
That what you got, uh, just people being fucking slow
as ship at the gas absolutely saying I was at
filled up at sam Stub the other day and anybody
that fills up their those the lines just back up
because it makes me not want to go, like I
wouldn't go.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Get guess if I see a lot and I'm just
luckily or you're saving five students together, like I my
time is worth more my probably not, probably not.
Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
It's usually it doesn't usually take that long anyway. And
as I pulled up, the person who was waiting in
front of one of the cars left, so then they're
able to move right in and the cool on first
in line. There's one car in front of them, the lady.
The lady pulls up to the second one. The guy
gets out of the first one finishes pumping before she
even gets out of her fucking car. She like pulled
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in with just sitting there fiddling with shit in their
car for like three minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
The guy finishes.
Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Gets back in his car as she's.
Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Getting out to go to the pump.
Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
So then I pulled up to the middle area because cool.
Speaker 7 (01:03:34):
He's by Then he sat in his car for over
two minutes, just sat there, and I'm sitting there blocking
the middle now because I'm like, get the fuck go,
what do you go? Finally he pulls away and I
went in right there. Then the lady just like driving
away like didn't even end up getting gass.
Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
She didn't have exams card, did she probably not that
fucking thing for like two minutes before at you're out man,
And I tried that too before. I'm not a number
I could just get gassy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Was so fucking angry as I'm filling up, I'm just
sitting there outside my car just like shaking with anger.
Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
That's how I feel that BUCkies all the time. That's
why I don't under I get the people like BUCkies.
It pisses me off and I get into just like
irrational anger by being like who.
Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Went side was shopping car at the pump. There's eighty
seven pumps.
Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
They're all fucking taken I don't understand. And there's people
that you just they have no atiquetes, like like you're
done with the pump, you can park anywhere else.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Look at if you and at Sam's Club, dude, just
go fucking pull into the fucking thing if you want
to look on your phone for a second, just fucking
clear out, clear.
Speaker 7 (01:04:40):
Out any way, like people parking and then going inside
the BUCkies, like parking at the pump that I feel
like this was even worse.
Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
When you're done pumping, get the fuck out. You can't
sit in your car for like two three minutes at
the pump.
Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
That is inexcusable behavior and a fucking site society.
Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yeah, I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Like not even get just like chase them down, beat
the ship up.
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Should I never would want you should have got some
gas and then like a box of matches and then
just pay hey, and then they live on fire and
they'll be like, I'll show you.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I should have just followed him around next time where
whipped into a parking spot.
Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
They're just sat there.
Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Oh, we're just sitting place.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
That's what we do. But I always have said that
like at ATMs, we need chot clocks. We need shot
clocks at the gas pumps too, like oh yeah, I
got in there the second your car goes in, and
then like slow pumps, it adjusts because sometimes you get
a slow pump and there's nothing I can do there. Yeah,
but like this is like like from the time that
you get there to the time that you pump the gas.
The second your gas starts getting pumped, start a timer,
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like whether it be three mitts. We gotta figure out
whatever the sweet spot is to I don't know how
long it takes normally fill up a car, but whatever
that is, add a minute to it. That way you
can do whatever you gotta do. But like, okay, I
know I don't want to see cool. Take the fucking
thing out, put it back to the fuck out of there.
Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
Adding a pitch clock to.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
The pump, yes, yeah, yes, we need that.
Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
The backlos on everything with ATMs, Like people people get
to the ATM and you're waiting for that and they
pull up the drive through ATM and they're just like,
I'm gonna take an hour.
Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
And a half to fucking pull out the twenty dollars
an to go by weed, Like that's what they're gonna do.
What do you like? What are you moving around like?
It's withdrawal deposit this?
Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Do I want receipt?
Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
Or no?
Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
Done?
Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
He's over it.
Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
It should never take it long.
Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
It's like, okay, you get one minute at the ATM. Cool, buzz,
go back around.
Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
Sorry it closes you guys, start the new transaction.
Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
It would be good shopping carts with like a thirty
second shot. Talk on them the second it stops moving.
That thing so that like it starts going as soon
as the car stops moving. So people won't just stand
in front of one fucking section looking at it for
five and a half. No, you find where you're supposed
to be. Oh I need corn bread backs. You get
to the aisle, you sit there, you grab the box,
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you go. You'll stare at the wall for four and
a half fucking minutes, blocking the entire aisle.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Big cornbread, bad, big corn bread. I wouldn't trust anybody
that's not a cornbread yet.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Cornbread is delicious, like unless you're allergic to corn, which
is just not a thing that doesn't exist.
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
There are people that are like blueden.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I bet you they still like cornbread.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Probably I like it like cornbread.
Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Gross, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
No, there's a gross cornbert for sure, there's.
Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Been bad cornbuts it's not what I'm saying. But someone
who just blankets it was like, no, I've never liked
I've never liked corn breads.
Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
One of those things that like, I get if you're
not from the South, why you would think it's gross?
Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Or who you would not care about? Cornerback? I guess so,
I guess so. But then like you have to have
cornbread and then you have it. Oh his rocks, Like
why where's this been in my life? And then some
day you.
Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
Discover you like, hold on, let me heat have a pan,
pullttle butter down and toast the corn bread on it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
Oh you go to ATV at the Halopeeno corn bread woo?
Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
What does frame Berevaldas?
Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Do you get? The gas pump.
Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Probably throws a baseball at somebody's fucking head.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
He blows it all up, he blows but they just
blow us up a cast.
Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
Like yeah, I thought of pitch clock, right, And then
y'all were just like talking about shot clocks and pitch
clock and I'm like, man, frames just gonna have a
hard time in life now, Like just the moundains life
is gonna be horrible for him, but it.
Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Makes sense first time, especially right like in a place
like like Sam's, it's been to be filling up fast
and people are trying, like there's a lot of people waiting.
Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
It's like, it's all right, we're gonna gonna shot clock mom. Sorry,
it makes things more efficient.
Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
People would still just sit there, like why is it
going on? I didn't do anything that's.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Problem, But I do like though that, like the idea
of the buzzer going on, like, hey, move your fucking car,
like I like it.
Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
Then people start looking at it. You're like, now you're
a nuisance when you do it?
Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
How long? How long you gotta look at fucking barbecue sauce?
You'd pick one and go or move your cart and
then let everybody else gets that.
Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Everyone doesn't just go through life like how can I
just not be inconvenience other people in public? That's all
I do in public, Just want to get out of
the awareness. I never want to be in anybody's way,
and everyone's constantly in my way.
Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
I hate it. It happens to everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
It's very large. So I'm the extra conscious about not
being people.
Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Like if you're the guys, the first person at the
light and I honk at you once because you were
on your phone when the light turned green, and then
the next light, I also have to honk at you.
It's like, you gotta be aware what are you doing now?
You're just you're just saying fuck you to me by
being like I don't really care.
Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
You're tidings, which to most people be like, I don't
know you, so you're time means nothing.
Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
Yeah, I don't like anyone and I don't know, but
I also try not to inconvenience them.
Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
Yeah, we'll just like I'm gonna eat this.
Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
I'm gonna eat this wrong order that I got just
because I don't want to go back and yell. I'm
not gonna call. I'm not gonna cost scene. It's gonna
take more time out of it. Uh min. Not cool?
Is I had my first year trip with my kid,
so yeah, I thought I was gonna dodge that in
a year almost two years. Yeah, my daughter was running around,
we were playing and she was playing with my brother
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and ran off and my parents where my parents. Brother
was in town and they have a dog bowl holder
that's like lifted off the ground and she fell and
just hit like right and like right between her chain
and her mouth, like on the side of her face,
right right at the edge of the dog bowlder and
just gashed it open. We thought we might have to
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get stitches and I would take it or any are
Why didn't you just put her face in. I tried that.
It didn't work. She got bleeding. I did try that, okay,
I was like, but there were a lot of people
who were more concerned than that. I was where I
was like, it'll be fine, not like a life threatening injury.
She's okay, yeah, she's crying. Calm her down. She got
(01:10:49):
pretty calm pretty fast. Like she bounced her back up
and we were like, now you just can't jump on
stuff because you're bleeding. Stopped doing that, then took her
to the I found a butterfly bandit, put it on her,
and then got her to the emergency room. She finally
crushed it. There was an octopus in the murgercy room
waiting room, and so she just kept being like octopus, octopus, octopus.
(01:11:10):
Every every single nurse that like we came out there,
she was like octopus. Oh yeah, there is an octopus.
And then the doctor came back, cleaned it up, and
then glued it. We did not do stitches or anything.
So that was pretty I told you, no, you did not.
She was a concerned parent. I got the concerned so
I was like, whatever, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
I was a little freaked out, but like, my job
is to like be the least amount of freaked out.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Mom can freak out, Yeah, I can't be the one
freaking out or everybody's that's always how I It's good thing.
Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
I wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
I was just it's but the worst part about really
was like because everything to be okay, was that my
brother was like I was upstairs playing with my other
daughter and we had some friends over and we play
with some of their kids, but I had my youngest
daughter with me upstairs.
Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
My brother came up and I said, hey, you come downstairs.
Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Yeah I got and he's like, oh, so she fell
and she's bleeding in it might be bad. And I
was like okay, and I kept being like, dude, it's
gonna be five manute. She's a kid. You didn't do it.
You were playing with her. You didn't like. I was like,
you didn't throw her, you didn't drop her. It wasn't
like you made this happen like you were just playing. Dude,
She's a kid. Kids are sucking not coordinated, and that
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coordinated us. He falls down all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
See, your brother wasted an opportunity right there.
Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
He could have ran in like stepbrothers.
Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
It's so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
That way when he went down like something. Yeah, but
he was just beating himself up. He up some sort
so sorry, don't It's okay, man, No one's gonna be
bad like that was really the honest part. And then
then he just kept checking up every like five minutes.
He's like, everything is, how's it going? How's it going?
Dude's good. I promise you she's gonna be okay. She's
gonna be okay. But uh, in the ar trip that
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was and honestly did not take as long as I
thought it would be. I was like, there's the rest
of my day. I didn't take her to like a hospital,
the artist they found like a children's yard. Yeah, and
they they took good care of us. To shout out
to them, I'm not gonna name, but taking taking a
kid to they're not really ideal. It was a pretty
not cool, pretty cool move.
Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Hey, that's the first so she fell off.
Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
She fell off the bed track call the other day
and bump her head on the window, and so she
had a big was like, well, we guess, hey, no blood,
No we are Yeah, we guess, stay.
Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Out of the She's gonna make sure you stay awake
for a little bit. No concussion.
Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Yeah, she was good, She was good.
Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
How would you even tell if a kid has a concussion?
Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Yeah, they're always sleep being fussy.
Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
They slur their words always.
Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
My other daughter though, we were eating at a restaurant
last night, she was kind of always at the end.
Were waiting on the bill and she's kind of getting
a little like loud, like I'm not chilled being here anymore.
But ms lights and she shut up. It was like, yeah,
she's at the point where if you put anything this movie,
you'll kind of watch it. But I was like it
was because of James, not just because there is a
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movie screen. James like, how can you not like Cam's gad?
I was like, yeah, look at that.
Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
I think, look at him, he's carrying three guys.
Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Then I think it's.
Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
Only if you're an Eagles or Cowboys fan, Like, how
do you feel like Reskins fans can hate him?
Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
He's like, I don't say that. Yeah, I don't know,
maybe slippers.
Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
Maybe like two years, they'll uh, they'll they'll hate him
if they can start to turn the franchise.
Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
But you see what he said this week, he was
averaging what he had before he got hurt. Well, yeah,
but like the rest of the people don't know that
he's gonna he's gonna rush for two thousand yards carries
on three hundred carries. He just averaged what he had
last year. Was like, if I did that for a
seventeen game season, that's three head of carries two thousand.
(01:14:54):
Sounds like we're gonna have a pretty good year. Then,
Fantasy Football hero for me last year until he got
hurt kind of hurt me. Seven Man.
Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Tam Roster.
Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Picked him up on waivers or free agency or whatever.
Nobody drafted him. Well because Tyler Tracy was supposed to
be the Yeah, and then nobody drafted him. And then
like I was like, man, I have an extra spot,
Like why not? I like Cam Skatabo like.
Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Roster, Yeah, I like it, especially like the last bartn't
know I really had this guy.
Speaker 12 (01:15:30):
And then I started I started owing to so I
was like, all right, and best seven weeks he had
three touchdowns THATCA he had two games. We had three
touchdowns in seven weeks.
Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
Yeah, because I was like, okay, I saw he was
gonna be playing or something like that, and I was like,
all right, after them flex what happens.
Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
And I was like, this is the best day of
my life.
Speaker 13 (01:15:50):
I love this to be completely healthy for this year's fine,
I know, but like you know, sometimes it takes like
a full year for he's a super he is, well,
it's not that he's a superhuman that, it's that his
brain just doesn't process pain.
Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
I think feeling like the part of his brain that's
supposed to.
Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Process brain doesn't process, no process. I think he just
has like a portion of his brain that doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
And that's why he's.
Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Football.
Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Had some great screaming and doing funny stuff, and then
a lot of great it's great around the best of it,
but like, hey, the football part works. And now you've
got Patrick Riccard running in front of him run behind.
So that's gonna be scary because then you're gonna get
union bang bang. You can get run into a couple
of times. Now, Oh you know, at some point.
Speaker 7 (01:16:38):
Hardball is gonna put the machine eye in and Ham
and him blocking for Tyrol Tracy.
Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Imagine that goal line package Hub and then a Jackie
Dark could just make it out and run anyways on
a bootleg.
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Just light up nine guys in an eye.
Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
For me, I'd say thirty four yards against my defense.
Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
HM.
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Mean that's probably actually correct though, Well, yeah, because Jackstar's
gonna throw for three thousands, I'll try. He might get
one hundred against my Jackson Dart. You see him under
one fifty against my defense. I forget work for Texans Giants.
You do play well. Packers pack Jordan.
Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
Love I know Packers and the Cowboys, which I feel
like he see every four years.
Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
I feel like they do because they have the odd
the odd games.
Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
So then you pay, say, I feel like the Packers
Cowboys like every you.
Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Play one division on either side, that's eight games. Then
you have your.
Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
You're six games against your division, that's fourteen.
Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
So then you have like they look at where you
wear the schedule, like where your record was, and then
they pair you with teams. They also finish their division.
So wherever the Packers finished, they were like the Cowboys
would have finished second in their division.
Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
I guess yeah, because the Giants where I just.
Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
Love when I get to play the Cowboys because I
get to watch all my Cowboys friends be super sad
because the Packers always find a way to just rip
their heart or tie.
Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Well, that was one time we're tie. You don't always
ast me always. Well, I was just mad because they
waited up for the they're gonna do it and then
they just tied.
Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
Yeah, that's probably the most unsatisfied I've ever been after
a football game.
Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Sometimes times are fun.
Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Yeah, if they don't involve your team, yes, or if
you do.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Dam just didn't know that that was a possibility in
a football But if your team like should have lost
that and then tied, then you kind of they went
and then you get give me the team that kind
of could either fuck somebody because you don't have a loss.
Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
Yea not a loss though, huh.
Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
We're in the playoffs by a half a game, but
we missed the playoffs by half a game.
Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
The first time it happens in the season. I gonna
do math for the rest.
Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
Of the fuck because that was pretty early in the
game too, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Yeah, he's like ship, I gotta I don't worry in
the division. I don't know there's a tie involved in
my brain is stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
I don't get any The.
Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
Best part of football is like, well, what what's the
best part of football?
Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Go look at the records and you're like, cool, Sunday, Monday, Thursday,
that could change here. But like when you look at
like soccer, I've been looking to see if west Ham
is gonna get really but they will. But you're like,
all right, well, Tottenham doesn't play until Tuesday, so technically
also they did. So if Tottenham loses and west Ham wins,
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then west Ham is up and ten is down. If
Tottenham ties or wins, it's and or if I believe
if time them ties and then we score fifteen goals
and win by fifteen goals, which isn't good, but what
it did, by the way, they just are like, we're
just pulling. We're pulling the keeper. It's just fun. Tottenham,
(01:19:54):
just like, dude, we just want to they would they
would immediately be penalized for that, so everybody's just having
a fun time. Dude.
Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
Okay, so those are not fools.
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Let's wrap it up with the answers segment. We do
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(01:20:28):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
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Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
To all right. Our first question this week is from Ali,
and Ali says why do people love bomb in relationships?
Love Bombing is just buying a bunch of stuff, right
like be like, hey, here's a bunch of things.
Speaker 10 (01:21:22):
I don't think it's not necessarily just like showering them
in gifts or doing a bunch of things.
Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
They're just being all over. I don't know, probably because
I like them.
Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
I was gonna say, like love let like people's love languages, right,
like gift giving is a love language. That could be it. Also,
manipulation could be a part of it too, But I
think love is sort of manipulating anyways, right Like I'm
trying to manipulate you into loving me. That's love, Like, yeah,
it happens more naturally, but manipulating is just kind of
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making things happen anyways. I manipulated my wife to like
me by hanging out with her and a stiff. I
wouldn't say I love bomber over ten long years. I
wouldn't have to love bomb on a cold shoot budget water.
Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
So much talk about though Chili's on our first dates.
Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Cocos, that's a pretty big love bomb. It's probably the
best way is love bombing could be different. Price want
a Teddy Bear?
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Or do I want tacos again?
Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Fucking tacos. I think some people just get excited when
they're a new relationship and they're just like, I'm so
excited and how to handle it? And if you haven't
been in a lot of relationships, you're like, I should
just buy you all the stuff and they do that.
Some people are just rich as fucked and like to
buy things people they care about. Some people are trying
and probably use it to get you to like it
more than you do.
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
But some people, yeah, love languages, give you.
Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
That's what they like to do, so that would be yeah,
I'm not a love I don't know. I don't know.
I like buying stuff. That's always cool.
Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
I don't like the spending money part of it though.
Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
I don't like that part, but I like the end result.
But like, oh that's cool, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
That the best.
Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
But you give a good gift. Mm hmm, that's sick.
Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
I don't know if I've ever got that.
Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
I'm more of a Here's Whiskey.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
The rod guy in the Texas Radio Hall of Fame,
and I got him a bust of his head. That's awesome.
And I tried to make it like nflu like that.
You should have got mister clean and give them that one.
Speaker 7 (01:23:20):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
I had to do like it was a whole thing.
I had to send a thing in. They like, sent
me back, this is what we got so far, and
they're like, nope, that doesn't look like it. And then
they had to review it was a whole process. But
like he was like, oh dude, this badass. I was like,
good gift. Look at everybody else in the show it.
I want guys, good gift for mother's days. First Mother's
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Day with two kids. You know the little viewfinder thing
that you used to use a little Fisher Price wins
as pictures of her and our kids and all slides.
Killer should suck one in there. If you like Spider
Man and the building, I'm pretty good gift giving, I
feel like, but that is a good like love lagers.
But they also stressed myself like out but being like
all so in said this, I hope they don't hate people.
(01:24:03):
Don't hate me. If you don't getting gifts, usually do
it as long as it's not like immediate family. Yeah,
you just don't do gifts with your family. We don't
because we're all like, are you a gift family?
Speaker 6 (01:24:16):
Hardy?
Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:24:19):
Like Christmas, do you get your family gifts?
Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
Yeah, but that's just kind of like it feels like
it's a given because it's Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Birthdays, Wow, not anymore. I feel like.
Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
Birthdays as you get older, like let's go have dinner
and stuff. Yeah that's fine, I'm.
Speaker 7 (01:24:35):
The youngest child and I'm thirty five, Like, what are
we going to fucking tie? Like, I'll get my mama
ball a whiskey. Yeah, it's usually get me a whiskey.
My dad's like, don't nobody ship.
Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
I'm like cool, saying, yep, that's what my dad is.
I remember being like, well, I got my Christmas shopping
out of the way. That pat one.
Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
He was like, I don't know, what do you mean
do it? You don't get like your brother, your mom
and dad.
Speaker 7 (01:24:58):
He's like me and my brother three years ago, no kiss.
We were probably like eighteen and twenty.
Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
If you have an agreement, I guess it's different.
Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
And then my sisters we all like we kind of
get it. And then somewhere along the way we're all like,
why we're just wasting money. Hey, if I send you
a gift card, you're not gonna use, and you send
me a gift card, I'm not gonna use. What if
we just don't do that? And then we keep that
money and it's like we give ourselves a present.
Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
That yeah, our presents with each other are seeing each other.
Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
That's what love bombing sounds.
Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
I don't know. I can see like, I can see
it being MANIPULTI if you're just trying to get somebody
to like you.
Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
But it's kind of bad connotation, but it doesn't happen.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Let's go and do with that open mind. Yeahppy, I
would love for someone to love bombing buy me ship.
Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Yeah yeah, love bombing with tennessee burden.
Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
I think the only fans, But I think it's called blessing, right,
love not love bombing, it's blessing wants to bless me?
Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
This is my Amazon wish this.
Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Hey, yeah, I bought her a TV? Like, why why
did you buy a TV? You live in montanas he
doesn't live here. Well, but she's really hot, she's gonna
She said my name on her live stream one time.
Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
So you bought her a TV? How much money did
you already spend on her?
Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
This one?
Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Four hundred eighty six?
Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
She couldn't used that spot. You're jerking off?
Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
Well yeah, yeah, you jerked off to her four hundred
dollars worth?
Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
What you say that if you're donating my only fans goes?
Have you jerked off for them X amount of dollars?
Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
We'll see then and then you have to quantify how
much is each one of your that's worth eight bucks.
Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
Oh we were like Kentucky Derby in it. I haven't
want a Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Well I have one three.
Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
I'm not saying what would it be worth other people.
I'm saying if you just have that, like, what is
it like? How much joy?
Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
What is it worth? A couple of bucks? I'm exactly costing.
Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Okay, se couldn't even be like these is worth thirty
eight cents, so four hundred dollars. You can't do that
in the month.
Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Actually, my nuts are worth whatever two children, which is
a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Two million dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
A million dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Circle out around, just be your tax refund.
Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
Yeah, those are the shared.
Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
Account I don't I don't see that. They used to
come to me and I'd be able to buy cool
stuff with it.
Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
But now polish the YouTube comments?
Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
How to hardy these things you like and don't like?
And then how much does it not worth?
Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
And just put a dollar about?
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Well know what you mean? Yeah, you have to say
my nut is worth this? Just put a dollar about.
We'll get it. Eighteen we'll get it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
Yes, I want to. The minetary amount has to be
a pays the conversions.
Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
No, we almost.
Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
Pass is probably the one you get the most out right,
what's the least valuable currency?
Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
Because yet I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Because yet it's like.
Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
You're like, what.
Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
Yeah, n yen like the dancing thing.
Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Oh you mean the cult that is very bad.
Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
We needn't doi Chinese.
Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Yeah, this Jap read about your Asian culture.
Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
That's why I can't make dumplings. Brother, That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
That's why I should the Asian culture. Maybe I don't
created dumblings, and I don't even.
Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
Know what if I just come in next week, I
figure these are the best guy I was. I did
the thing where like you know, you watch Food Network
once and then you get a lot like I should
buy a steam pot. I should I should probably buy
a hot pot. I should probably get that, bro, you
never ate hot pot meals ever, Like I.
Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Haven't ever had this.
Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
I almost We need more cabinet space that we don't
have to be used for this thing that will be
used one time and then probably never again.
Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
I almost bottle rice cookers slashed dumblings.
Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
See her the other day when I was really hot,
dassies on it weet.
Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
But we can share it like a child.
Speaker 7 (01:29:05):
Well, I remember, and I don't cook rice or place
we can have like splitcastic, but I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
I was like, dude, I could eat so much rice
a right in this. I was like, you never bought rice?
What I buy instants like the ones I come in
the package you microwave for.
Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Ninety every now and if I'm feeling crazy, I have
a boiler bag.
Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
You just boil the whole bag. Yeah, you put it
back in. It's got the little holes through it and
then they just kind of you pour it in anything.
You know, if you don't wash your rice, you dishonor
your family, Well, you're boiling washing. I don't know how
you wouldn't boil boiled or you wouldn't wash boiled rice.
You're gonna watch it first.
Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
If you boil, it kills all the stuff right until
you clean water.
Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
But all the starch cities in there, dude, you can
get that stars out. I watched a lot of videos.
Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
I stayed going and start telling it easy. When I
iron in my clothes, us the starch? Does that be awesome?
That's what's supposed everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
Has do that sticky.
Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
It might be the Italian.
Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Pasta. What's this guy's we got off. We had off
track on that one, didn't we I.
Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Don't remember what our answer was when we gave you.
Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
Something, let's be open minded, bomb okay because they buy Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Then I said, blessing.
Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
I'm going only fans. See we figured it out, all right,
I just want what if we bought when we just
haves He's on the on the hot.
Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
Answers portion we're going talking about on.
Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
The rice cooker and the dumpling maker. When we have
these and you're like.
Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna want this
in like six weeks.
Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
I also probably won't either, So then we just become
like parents that hate each other, like the divorced parents
that just don't get off.
Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
It's your fucking weekend with the rice cooker. You always
have the time, maybe a fucking toaster last week. You
always say this, Matt, you always.
Speaker 7 (01:31:01):
You take it.
Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
It's your fucking weekend.
Speaker 7 (01:31:02):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
Had it for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
No, I'm not going something that's scoody in your place anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Well, you can have Tuesdays, Thursdays and every other weekend.
We've had Tuesdays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and every other weekend. Just
make the most fucked up bak schedule. I will, I
will write a letter the judge quickly. I'm we drop
(01:31:32):
it off at the fire station. You just run out,
throw at the door away.
Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
Somebody left the baby, No, they left the dumpling maker.
Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
But we put it.
Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
Look, we tried the love the best we could.
Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
We just don't.
Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
We just can't. I'm just we just can't. Yeah, let's
do that.
Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
That would be a really fun like for like holiday charities,
like the people that do like real holiday charities for
the good. Ours is that we just provide dumpling makers
to a couple of stations every year, going past the
gravy cares where we donate one dumpling maker a year
(01:32:13):
to a random fire station, and we're like, okay, it's
always fire station sixty ninety sixty seven. Always do we
have that?
Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
I saw fire station sixty nine truck other day.
Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Yeah, imagine six seven. So we're gonna bless them so hard.
Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
Spoiler, it's gonna be one of those two that wins
this year. And then that's awesome because to raise our
charity goal, we would only have to get like forty dollars.
I also work like right next to a fire station.
So that's gonna mean to drop off and then but
we have to go and act like we're like heroes.
I find more preferred like we like we did, act
(01:32:49):
like we just bought a veteran a house. Here you go,
he's a brand new wife dog girl, like we already
have one. Fuck get back.
Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
There's there's a guy that moved in my dad's neighborhood
who had the house buil because he got his legs
blown off.
Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
I could get them.
Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
We could also do that.
Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Hey, I always remember me I was one of the
one hundred people that help solve your lawn.
Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
But I do like that we do it, but we
have to do it anonymously and honestly. I mean we
film it and then release it and take all the credit,
but act like we're doing it anonymously, and we do.
Just drop it into the day, drop our hearts like
and subscribe.
Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
Don't forget.
Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
We don't have madic glasses or anything on. But uh,
what's going on? How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
There's a guy that I always see a TikTok to
like commment people's outfits and he's like it's good, it's
good to like, you know, put positive. There's like, yo, bro,
I really like that hat, really nice hat man, and
so I people wapping up and they're like, yeah cool.
And then somebody I really like your medic glasses and
I was like, Oh, they're fucking onto you, dude, They're
fucking onto you.
Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
That's probably the most compliments I give it. That's hat
I say, like I point.
Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Out, especially if it's like a vintage like sports anything
like that's a sick ass fucking pajama rocket hat, the
Harley Square.
Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
But like I'm like sick Seattle Superstars. They're gonna bring
it back. It's a great way to just like have
combos with like a random dude, you're in an elevator.
That's I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Nice shirt.
Speaker 5 (01:34:26):
Yeah, well love potassium.
Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
Alright. Mason writes in with their next question, and Mason says,
can you wash.
Speaker 5 (01:34:42):
Dishes with the broken collar bone?
Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
My roommate recently broke his and has avoided doing the
dishes In parentheses, he says all his the last two weeks,
claiming that he can't do them because of his injury.
He sure does have no problem making more dishes.
Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
I mean hand washing dishes. I hate to say it,
but it's probably pretty difficult to do that.
Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Do you not have a dishwasher? It takes one lives, dud,
he must not be married, rat.
Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
Situation, you get it.
Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
No, I'm not washing, I'm leaving leaving him in there
for the lady.
Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
I thought I thought that if you break a color,
but that you can only lift your hand up to
like right here.
Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Right which broken. You're not supposed to move it.
Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Okay, we're a fucking sling dude, that's the thing. Like
you break both aren't But you read both sides of
your collar and you do one handed. First of all,
you can hold it with the sling hand and then
wash it wet.
Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
But tell me just put a trash bag over it.
Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
Fucking must strucks get ready to get wet.
Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
Bro, Yeah, I mean sharks hand washing. It makes it
much more difficult. It is possible, you can't do it.
I'm just put a ship in the dishwasher.
Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
So I if you can make dishes, like if he's
cooking ship, if he's putting stuff in a bowl heating
it up, Because I was like, if you're cooking, okay,
that's still a lot even if you're like, well, he's
doing the most basic stuff like put it in like
a fucking hot pocket. You gotta get out of the fridge,
put the thing, type the buttons, like, oh I do
it one hand it okay, you can obviously you can
(01:36:15):
do that. And you can scrub shit. Yeah yeah, your
makes being a fish. Don't like just order out, Just
worder out and then get the dishes down, then order out. Well,
how you supposed to open the trash can if you Yeah,
that's basically you're you're just trying to act like you
don't have any responsibility for any.
Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Yeah, like it is difficult and it can't be painful.
Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
But like you can do it.
Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
I'm or time to.
Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Pay you to do it.
Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
If you can make dishes with the broken collarbo.
Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
And you can clean dishes fat paper plates, like I
don't understand if people are out, you're wasting the environment.
Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
It's bad that you only eat off the paper plates,
like it's not okay.
Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Yeah, but like sometimes you need to heat something, you
don't really want to.
Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Heat it up on the paper two paper plates.
Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
That's oh I forgot about double shit.
Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
Look, I'm not saying I'm rich. I'm saying things are
going okay. And that's to where I can sometimes double stack.
Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
It can either be easy and wasteful or a little
bit less easy. And you gotta do dishes.
Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
That's bad for the environment. Okay, yeah, they cancel it
out by donating dumpling maker. I'm really we're really doing
that this year. That's gonna be a charity we start,
I don't we need to register? Look up how to register? Hardy,
You're you're gonna have to be our ideas guy, and
by ideas guys, and we come up with the ideas
and we get to figure out if it's possible. Most
of them will be. That's fine. You have to do
(01:37:32):
this the bad news. Yeah, but then we'll just yell
at you God damn Harley. Why not then you say,
then we'll forget about it by next week. So it's
just like out of luck luck. But yeah, see if
see if you get start like how hard it is
to start charity. I mean, really we're not good. What
(01:37:53):
if we got a big donor and then got like
ten don't think that, Think of how think of how
blessed the fire the fire member huh.
Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
We should get them all from team of two. So
if they're fire hazards.
Speaker 5 (01:38:10):
It's perfect they're literally their job is to fight that.
Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
They're the most equipped to fight the fire inside.
Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
Of their house. Yeah, I would say so, all right,
but yeah, if you can fucking make dishes where it
broke the collar shut.
Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Like, oh you left, these are the same I brought
back to you.
Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
That is the worst though, if you have a roommate
and then you both have kind of like shared dishes,
and then you're like, well, like I made one thing,
I'm not going to clean all of the dishes. So
you just do the weight out period and it's six
weeks later, and now all of our stuff smells in
the kitchens.
Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Around the passage. For every roommates, you gotta go through.
Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
The four dudes that just do that all the time.
And then we up just throwing at all lovely.
Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
None of us ever really hung out at our apartment,
so there wasn't like when we cooked there, but it
was never like you're in there with bro during the shoulder.
Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
I've never had my apartment nless, I was sleeping. That's
what's drink with the boys, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
The penny taster.
Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
The penny taster, right, sounds like a really bad like
batman villain.
Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
Oh no, it's the Penny Taste. He's tasting all of
Gotham's pennies.
Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Sounds like a Michael Scott made a character on the
Spot Midnight.
Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
Yeah, when he takes care of Golden Face, then.
Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
He's gonna go after you find out the Golden Face
was working for the Penny Taster.
Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
Oh fu, he was just a pawn.
Speaker 13 (01:39:46):
In the game.
Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
Dude, that's the penny Taster who's just named the episode
of Penny Taster. The penny Taster says, what does it
mean if someone calls you corn horny? I alouldy?
Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
Imagine the way that your horny is corny.
Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
They're calling you corny, but like you're trying to flirt
with them.
Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Yeah, like what would be like, Hey, he don't you're
looking fine there today, but that's a corny. It was
like Russell Wilson, Yes, Russell wife.
Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
That's that's what Hey, you know I missed it on
limb and.
Speaker 6 (01:40:28):
Was corny?
Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
You like, sup? For you I got.
Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
I can give you a half five dollars anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
But for you up by it? No, you don't. You
only have the half six?
Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
Are you getting getting all hot and bothered watching you
do my lunges around the room.
Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
On the plane. Well, he lives in a plane, now
a plane. He only snoozes her on the plane only plane. Honey,
let's go on a trip. No, listen is future? That's good.
Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
I think corny Harry probably means you just trying to flirt.
You're being corny as hell.
Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
That means you're awesome at flirting.
Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
Like corny Harry would be like, oh hurt, would you
fell from heaven? They probably trying to pick me up
with the corn I don't that sounds like a great move, honestly, Yeah,
that sounds like corny horn Yeah, are you in ninja?
Because your body's.
Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
Like that?
Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Yeah, I'll pick you first.
Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
And if you're corny all the time, then when you're horny,
you're just corny.
Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
So that I guess just regular. Then. Yeah, if you're
corny and you get horny, that is you? Is that
that probably be explain mister missus taster, let's watch out
tasting those pennies. Yeah, with that name, I have a
feeling you're probably pretty corny, but in a good way.
(01:42:00):
Matt Mulletta rights in it and says which hobby attracts
the worst group of people?
Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
Got the Dallas area or in the Philadelphia area.
Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
I was gonna say cross burning.
Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
Like people that are really into burning crosses. That's kind
of the worst CrossFit and cross burning.
Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
I don't know if that's necessarily a hobby or probably
bye product.
Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
Of an ideology for some people there.
Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
What do you like to do on the weekends? I know, me,
me have my own buildings, crosses, burn out.
Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
We like to go hate on minorities, lots of crosses
and they are just have a nice little bonfire.
Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
And then we go watch soccer.
Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
They don't watch soccer.
Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
Things are all racists, well, but they don't talk to that.
Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
They could and remember, well, I'm.
Speaker 5 (01:42:48):
Treating ship damn Junior's best start. We got a fucking
daytown of five hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
I was translated into English, where clearly I was doing Albania.
Speaker 14 (01:42:57):
That's that's Kazaks Dan all racists really the KAZAKHSTI Kazakhs, Albanians, but.
Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
The Polish, any anybody an Eastern Europe.
Speaker 7 (01:43:11):
I just assume you're racist, Okay. I feel like it's
a fair assumption of it. They're always slept on, always
for about it out in their country.
Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
Is also they probably hate everything and they have zero
hockey bill also.
Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Sure, so what do they have for the abbey about nothing?
Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
So they're just bad racist good point.
Speaker 5 (01:43:34):
Yeah, I would say.
Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
I would say burning cross is still is a pretty bad,
bad hobby to get into. But for actual hobbies, it's
CrossFit or bicycle veganism like run clubs. Run clubs also
seem like the worst people. What any any like people are.
Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
Really really into like a specific thing like that, I
know what it is.
Speaker 7 (01:43:56):
You got anybody that is on an hire way board
the h that's that's a hobby, your hobby that I
like to be a.
Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
Dickhead to people that.
Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
It's definitely not the real one. That's not your job hobby.
Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
Read bicycles, cross Well, they're the same group of people
just doing it different.
Speaker 7 (01:44:18):
No, the bicycle doesn't involve enough of the body for
the CrossFit crowd. Basically it's like your dads, I want
to stay in shape.
Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
That's the CrossFit all right?
Speaker 15 (01:44:31):
You just.
Speaker 6 (01:44:33):
What do you think in the same lines of the
h o A, I think of community watch people like
your hobby is a community watch? Like you know how
they're like communities? Have you know the movie to watch?
Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Yeah, yeah, like I don't see those people are bad though,
they're just weird and lonely.
Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
So there's people that are good at it, like, hey,
this person should not be like this person is doing
some sketchy ship on the street.
Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
But then there's the people that like, let me do
my sketchy ship.
Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Yeah, your door was colored their panto red. It does
not me community stands.
Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
Not the next door app to people that are like
I always make the joke that, like, you know, wouldn't
when I had it before I get kicked off or
being a fake person. They were like, oh, this Expanity
guy was knocking on my door. Does anybody recognize him?
He seems suspicious. I was like, did you have did
you have an experience? Well, yeah, we did have an
expanding pointment, But he seems suspicious. He's wearing an expandy shirt.
(01:45:23):
That's such an expanded truck he came in. Is it
just because he's.
Speaker 5 (01:45:28):
What because because he's black?
Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
Chryl seems like you're a little seems like it's just okay, okay,
why I called it expanity. Let him know I'm not
letting this what.
Speaker 5 (01:45:45):
It's called a cowboy hat.
Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
He's not medicine.
Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
He was wearing a hard head. He's wearing to power
on the right.
Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
Do you think they have like turbans? I I hope
so we just put a turbine on the high to a.
Speaker 6 (01:46:04):
Turban.
Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
Had that turbin pretty sick? Or does the hard.
Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Hats have the same effect, because I don't know exactly
what the turbans for. Maybe it's just you have to
have some sort of covering. Maybe the hard head covers.
I want to find this. I don't have all the stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
Things when asked questions about over the years. I think
I want to find out this one than anything. I
think it's also feeling like Baltimore takes you over, like
you'll live on the back of your head.
Speaker 5 (01:46:30):
It's also go ahead and you have to wear the
turbine so.
Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
Like people can't see that you have face. It's like
a sneak guy.
Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
All possibilities, all possibilities.
Speaker 6 (01:46:40):
Just as likely.
Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
So you're a CrossFit and then I'm gonna go cross
burners and you're gonna go finally answer, wait, cho way,
hit Way, all right, I would you. I don't disagree
with you saying I just don't know. H is a hobby.
(01:47:07):
I think some people are really racist, like it.
Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
Who does like burning stuff?
Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
But like that's not an actual not not because you
ain't black people, he said. Some people.
Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
Yeah, a lot of people just enjoy burning things.
Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (01:47:22):
Fires cool, but consideringly Like what I meant was like
the worst people being like racist.
Speaker 16 (01:47:28):
And enjoy this would be the worst people, Okay in
Dallas that would be yeah yeah, yeah, which they obviously
probably do say the worst every.
Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
They like the tea on fire brother, the love they
do they do mudo b to be that that came
be on X says would hardly rather have a ladle
or a boomerang and a fight.
Speaker 6 (01:47:57):
I thought about this, uh uh, for the love of
DC comics, I really wanted to say, like captive boomerang
because like he's super cool whenever it gets a flash whatnot?
This is something about the badass ladle, something about the
ogs like sturdy. Yeah, Like I think of old people.
(01:48:18):
I think of their times with ladles and they're just
they're just beating the ship out of their kid or something.
Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
With a ladle and with with a boomerang. Also like
it's cool, but you trust your shot, you know, because
it's like if you're not good with the boomerang. Never,
then what's the point. I'm not to miss it?
Speaker 5 (01:48:36):
Now your weapons gonless. I'm part Ossie like Ozzie. Just yeah,
if it's not a good boomerang, it doesn't come back.
Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
It worse. You just beat the ship out of somebody. Yeah,
there's blunt for stromp said.
Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
A little handle part of the he so like you
can hit me with it. It's still stuck on your hand.
Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
You never lose it.
Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
And then if you happen to have soup in your byke,
you can also face it.
Speaker 3 (01:48:58):
And there goes dumplings.
Speaker 6 (01:49:01):
And now we got soup. What the dumpling maker? So
you go ladle over boom later all day. I don't
even think it's that close.
Speaker 3 (01:49:09):
So what he's referring to is we already have a
running bit that everything in the world is this, we
add to it. I feel like yearly, like what did
we do last week? There was anything could be, something was,
but like anything in the world came, Ladles put a
handle on it. And I always that was early podcast
(01:49:30):
days and people would just like can this, Yeah, everything's later.
Speaker 5 (01:49:33):
It's really shoting lails out there, like you use just
this this styrofoam cup.
Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
Actually put a handle on. It's pretty little.
Speaker 6 (01:49:40):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
That cable over there not a very goodlatle to put
a handle on. It's not gonnao not great little but not.
Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
Boomerang. Anything you throw as a boomerang, it's just good.
Boomerang's bad. See this is probably.
Speaker 5 (01:49:57):
Different on this, I say, that's truly.
Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
It actually has to have some bend. It straight drops.
Speaker 3 (01:50:03):
What's happened from when I threw a frisbee to my
dog and the wind was blowing and blew it back
to me and I was like, it's a boomer pat
is like that doesn't count. It doesn't count. But I
threw it and it came back. It doesn't matter how
it came.
Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
I'll come around on that. But it's gonna have a
little bit of an arch come back.
Speaker 5 (01:50:19):
So yeah, that's basically there's some inside PTG that Mundo
is asking.
Speaker 3 (01:50:24):
But you label over over That's what I would have picked,
a good choice. Let's wrap it up. We have one
last question from our boy bro Brad at DeLong Dude
on X and he says, what is the point of
a baby on board sticker on your vehicle?
Speaker 5 (01:50:38):
Is the baby driving?
Speaker 3 (01:50:40):
They said?
Speaker 5 (01:50:40):
It stops diaper changes.
Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
I think it's just that they assume that I'm gonna
drive more careful than around.
Speaker 3 (01:50:47):
I think that's also where it's like a student driver
ones that when you're clearing at a student driver, you're
just like, well, maybe I'm gonna get less road range
on me because I have a baby with me. No,
and maybe, And I also think that like.
Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
That actually will work. I won't get his manage. If
you have a sticker deck, Okay, you drive yourselves. You
got a baby, doesn't mean I'm gonna fly value any slower.
Speaker 3 (01:51:11):
Unless it's baby muggle on board Ones, which I saw
was the other day. We did a whole brant on this,
so I was like, I.
Speaker 1 (01:51:17):
Love Harry Potter too.
Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
I hate that a baby, a baby Muggle, is just
telling him that they're not a wizard. We don't know
that they're a wizard until they're like thirteen. So really,
you're just trying to create Baltimore because Baltimore hated his
dad just made him mad, which made him learn dark magic,
which is what made him so Like, if you're saying,
my kid's a Muggle and then he rows up and
find out he's not gonna Muggle, He's like, fuck your mom.
Dad been one of my skills for years and then
he's gonna be going through his angsty teenage years.
Speaker 5 (01:51:39):
That's what's gonna turn me. So baby Muddle on board.
Speaker 3 (01:51:42):
Just avoid that.
Speaker 7 (01:51:45):
If Voltimort was like twenty years younger, punk would have
been around, and I think he.
Speaker 5 (01:51:51):
Would He was British, Bruce Pump was big.
Speaker 7 (01:51:53):
Yeah, so like he would have because you know that
it became emo, that's what. But like if he had
punk music to listen to, I don't think you would
have been who Like these guys understand me.
Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
You're like, bro, you ain't going ahead? Does double Doll?
They hate your dad too.
Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
They children the music.
Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
They're not murdered. Double Door don't understand the revelations coming
me and me deafy is.
Speaker 7 (01:52:19):
We'll take you, We'll take you, hog Woods back, let down,
I'll take you, my bride Vicious.
Speaker 17 (01:52:25):
This week, Johnny fucking Rotten said it's thither anything I
only has, oh I brov he fucking ranking claw pussys.
Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
Why did anyone have that accent?
Speaker 5 (01:52:38):
They need to add some of those accents into the
as punk as pippy.
Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
Yeah, in nineties and Britain I need some punk accents
in the new Harry Potters.
Speaker 5 (01:52:48):
Just like I said, like some people to cut the
sleeves off their robes.
Speaker 1 (01:52:51):
Ye, private school, they got standards.
Speaker 3 (01:52:56):
Yeah, but then I'm talking when you're hanging out like
the common area, like the one kid Freddy, like the
slithering common room, Like you're going in there and it's like, oh,
he got it, Like Malfoy's got his sleeves cut off.
Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Yeah, Llia sleeps down. You look like heeri.
Speaker 3 (01:53:15):
By father and his rightiest and incessus out anything.
Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
By father because it don't get to this school. So
you could look like a dirty muggle.
Speaker 3 (01:53:24):
Actually, if Boltimore was punk, big Malfoy would maybe wait
chiller because Lucius Malfoy would have been a punk guy.
He would have just been a big.
Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
Like yeah, that's what I'm saying. The finalis more would
not have happened.
Speaker 3 (01:53:35):
If Baltimore had music, it would have been like a
final Wizardy Masha probably would have been that'd be sick. Yeah,
we should write that Carry Potter JK. Hit us up.
We'll be way cheaper than HBO.
Speaker 7 (01:53:50):
It's like you don't realize what the fight's happening at
that giant airfield show of Metallica in Moscow.
Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
There's like a giant wizard.
Speaker 3 (01:53:58):
Warm one on the middle, but just million people. That's
like the real.
Speaker 5 (01:54:02):
The Tree Wizard.
Speaker 3 (01:54:03):
Battle of the Bands, that's all like the Great battleg
which is just like a Battle of the Bands. That's
really weird. It's it's like Harry and the Potters going
up against Voltimore.
Speaker 15 (01:54:19):
Drag.
Speaker 1 (01:54:22):
He would have been wet e that's like I'm sleep
so movie.
Speaker 3 (01:54:27):
He was old enough to have that music. He would
have been email.
Speaker 1 (01:54:30):
That's what was punk would have been right for him.
Speaker 5 (01:54:32):
He needed an email your liptick his wand.
Speaker 1 (01:54:37):
Yeah, I bet you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:54:40):
Toppy you dear? What's yours? Walking on?
Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
Dear missus Potter?
Speaker 3 (01:54:46):
There you go, James, Lily, Lily Potter, Dear Lily, where
is the Bridge's? Will we where we paul? They do that?
It's where we.
Speaker 1 (01:54:59):
Paul swallow the else can pronounce their else. People with
speech is better than one bridge. The British speech impediment
would be ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (01:55:11):
Okay, answer answer the question though, and then they just
did like ten minutes of like punk rock Harry Potter,
what I don't I don't understand what that off Broadway play.
We can make it. I cancel the podcast we're getting
in the Broadway game, which has.
Speaker 6 (01:55:30):
Your writing skills, I think, all right, Well, actually I
actually pitched a I was just writing, I was thinking,
and then I started writing about an idea for just
a TV series, and my buddy was like.
Speaker 3 (01:55:41):
That sounds fucking awesome, Like you we want to tell
anybody that I don't care revel trade bark, you can't
steal this.
Speaker 5 (01:55:52):
I already said it out loud to my buddy, so
it's like somebody already heard it somewhere.
Speaker 6 (01:55:56):
I'll cross the TV through my phone or whatever, so
somebody just like he wrote down. Yeah, man, it's already already.
So it's called Sincerely Meat and that's like literally like
that's the title. So it's, uh, pull it up.
Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
I have it. I know I had.
Speaker 6 (01:56:11):
I where's my old blind friend because he's blind shout
out the hustio.
Speaker 3 (01:56:16):
Uh, he's not blind.
Speaker 6 (01:56:17):
He just he used to always weared like shades in school,
and so we always thought he was blind. He's he's awesome,
and yeah, every every teacher thought he was.
Speaker 5 (01:56:29):
Blind and it was great and he was just like
the best, the best thing ever.
Speaker 6 (01:56:35):
Was like after we graduated high school. We used to
do these little skits and I used to record for him.
And one of the skits he did, he was at
a He's at a grocery store, and we're literally shooting
this skit, like he had a four K camera just
randomly and we're shooting this skit in four K and
he has his shades on and he has like the
little walking stick, and he just like walks right into
(01:56:57):
the grocery aisle and he just he just knocks over
like he just knocks over the cereal. He just keeps walking,
and it's hilarious because there's like a lady walking behind.
Speaker 5 (01:57:10):
Him and then she just like gives them like that
weird look, like like if we're just like the monsters
of the universe. Yeah, and then he just keeps walking,
and shit, I loved it anyway, sincerely me.
Speaker 15 (01:57:22):
So, I basically put a strategic serial killer who's simply
writing in his diary about all the nostalgic crimes he
care emitted, every one of them he got away with
in small details about his everyday life as a produce
clerk in his diary. Uh, Slowly, his reminscent missing past
becomes the present starts mentally unraveling into believing someone is
actually piecing together his kills and realities of detectors are
(01:57:44):
far off his trail to the point of giving up.
In an attempt to claim notoriety, fame, and relief, Abe
Abraham releases his diary as a book, and while it's
Top seven, he becomes most wanted.
Speaker 3 (01:57:58):
That's pretty sad, I don't know why. Random.
Speaker 1 (01:58:01):
So we we sell it to like a low budget
studio that somehow has the.
Speaker 7 (01:58:04):
Rights to either Mister Brooks or American Psycho, and then
we just released it as a sequel.
Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
No, it's thing, That's what I'm saying, like, or we
we just hang it on our papers quick.
Speaker 3 (01:58:17):
Yeah, yeah, because you know they'll do that.
Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
They'll just make movies.
Speaker 7 (01:58:21):
And they're like, it's kind of a similar to that plot.
All right, let's go straight to be anyway, release it
as an American Psycho for.
Speaker 1 (01:58:29):
American Cycle too. That was not actually whatever he gets
money exactly. We're just trying to get paid.
Speaker 3 (01:58:35):
There's legs there, there's legs there, definitely walking walking.
Speaker 7 (01:58:40):
We talked to Richard Rodriguez resaid, it's the double feature
with my Buddies movie Cowboys versa Aliens perfect or no
zombies versus Aliens.
Speaker 3 (01:58:47):
That's what it was. And then Cowboys, Okay, solid movie
and that's that saw One time I was really drunk.
Speaker 6 (01:58:57):
Was young, and all I saw was Olivia wild Like
and I was like this.
Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
This is the best movie in my life.
Speaker 5 (01:59:06):
All right, let's wrap this up with I am Paton
and Harley.
Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
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And then three things introduce yourself to Harley Hily. Give
(01:59:52):
us three things that you like and three things you
don't like? All right, yeah, Past three Pod and all socials. Harley,
what do you think get ah, you want to give
a press conference, postgame press conference even though the games however, yet,
what are your thoughts on your first day?
Speaker 5 (02:00:07):
Can I bring my kid to the postgame press conference
like Joel Embi until not until playoffcast?
Speaker 3 (02:00:13):
Yeah, you gonna screw up and then you do. I
don't have a good but whatever? Yeah, okay, cool, cool? Yeah, No,
I think this is cool. This is cool, you know,
uh really quick? Yeah? Oh no, absolutely no, not yet,
not yet, not yet.
Speaker 5 (02:00:32):
We'll get We'll get to a point and then it's.
Speaker 3 (02:00:35):
Like, man, I gotta quit this. And then it's like,
all right, I'm back in.
Speaker 5 (02:00:39):
But that how that happens all within a twenty four
hour basis, Like, that's just how it might work.
Speaker 3 (02:00:45):
It's just how humans out, you know, no.
Speaker 5 (02:00:48):
Anything anything we can do better? What would you think
about the host?
Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
What did you think about the third pace of the
pacing the third quarter of the podcast?
Speaker 3 (02:00:55):
Yeah, the third fourth quarter really seemed to be getting
away from the host. What do you think about their
lack of a were Uh.
Speaker 10 (02:01:02):
I'm just here so I don't get fine, all right,
he's crushing that crush that we should do the postgame
press compences at the first month.
Speaker 3 (02:01:14):
Performance reviews. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 6 (02:01:16):
I think, like you were talking about Savanna Baas a
few weeks ago, like they should do postgame press conference.
Speaker 3 (02:01:21):
They really should, like come on now and you should.
Speaker 1 (02:01:24):
You the stills hurt or helped you when you were
trying to swing it.
Speaker 6 (02:01:28):
It was on fire.
Speaker 3 (02:01:31):
When you were doing the dougie. Do you think that
your cardio was affected in a negative way by that?
When you tried to steal second?
Speaker 1 (02:01:38):
Did you think you really hit the douggie or were
you were just going through the motion.
Speaker 5 (02:01:42):
Were you still learning how to dougie? Were they still
teaching you at that point, or had you completely learned this?
Speaker 3 (02:01:47):
It's right there.
Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
Look, let's see right here.
Speaker 3 (02:01:48):
Didn't look great.
Speaker 1 (02:01:49):
The fans dropped that ball in the third in comments.
Speaker 3 (02:01:52):
Yeah, that's that's a pussy catch that ball pitch.
Speaker 5 (02:02:03):
That would be a funny spoof of it. He's getting
a little girl and shut up.
Speaker 3 (02:02:09):
Just yelling like, yeah, that'd be pretty great. All right,
let's do a random celebrity generator. Oh well maybe, all right,
let's try it once. If not, we're fucked. I'm gonna go.
Daniel Radcliffe because we just talked about Harry Potter. I'm
gonna go with Olivia Olivia Wold. There could be anybody
(02:02:32):
I was thinking of that one. I'll go, I'll go,
Daniel Craig, Daniel Craig, Daniel Radcliffe and I'll live you Wild.
Speaker 1 (02:02:40):
Wasn't his really ship in that movie too?
Speaker 3 (02:02:44):
I think yeah, Marlon Brando, Mel Gibson, Marvin Gaye, Shirley McLain,
Elgin Baylor, Jankie Joiner, Kersey, Eddie Murphy and Sharon Still
all right, Olivia Wild, Daniel Radcliffe and Annual Craig mess
suit of a Zill, Russell Croke, Cameron he has Dermot,
(02:03:06):
Merne Hagen, Satchel, Paige Ginger, Rogers, Charlie Dimmock and Jimmy Henders.
Speaker 5 (02:03:13):
Last one, Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Craig, Olivia Wilde.
Speaker 3 (02:03:18):
We've got Bill Schoemaker, William Holden, Jane Codes, Babe, Ruth, Robert.
Speaker 5 (02:03:23):
Plainant, Ryan Gost, Meryl Street and Juni Gardland.
Speaker 3 (02:03:26):
All black, all people white, especially fire when we're old
or they're all yeah, they are every single one of
the besides.
Speaker 5 (02:03:35):
All right, Hey, great first episode, Harley, Glad you're part
of the team.
Speaker 3 (02:03:39):
Everybody else. Love him all right. He's part of your
life now. He's a family member, all right, and treat
him as such. No for you to induce yourself to Harley.
Have a great rest of your week. We love you, guys,
until we talk to you next time. Past the gravy yergs, gravy.
Speaker 2 (02:04:00):
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Speaker 3 (02:04:12):
Now, Houston baby.
Speaker 2 (02:04:13):
Now we go ahead and lick and we'll get rich today,
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The Great Gray.
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We'll get wished today.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Bitch, bitch, cravy, Gravy, gravy gun.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
What is going on? Everybody? It is Past the Gravy
Episode six hundred and sixty eight. Not as cool as
six sixty seven to say, sit six six A. I
am Alex the moon Dog Middleton, your host, with my
good buddy Patasun Doc Dion and joining us for the
(00:48):
first time ever in the history of Past the Gravy,
the newest number of Past the Gravy. We got Harley
Dukes for us. I call it Holley Dudes.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah, you can call me whatever.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Man.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm good good, So yeah, welcome to the show. But yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
I appreciate it, appreciate y'all having me on, and I
hope I can keep the torch from going.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, your big suits to fill with Robert big bigger
pants to fell with had very big pants, huge dick.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
They didn't call them the hog for nothing. Good to
know they didn't yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
His girlfriend told us that he had I don't remember
how we were on zoom and we're like, Sam, is that.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Was Robert doing that? And she's like, he's doing really well.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, that's what I was trying to remember earlier today
that we just make that up.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I think she said it, and then we just took
it rid of by that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Out of it.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
So we were kind of throwing names.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
For you last week, and I feel like, carls Barkley,
we gotta just go with that. Purples carls Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
That's funny because a lot of my friends call me
sir carls Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, fits perfect. So Harles Barkley, Harley Harley fat I
had posted something.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I was being sneaky.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I didn't want to tell people Robert was leaving, and
I was like, I'm working on project. Anybody wanted to
do some video production and audio production, Harley reached out
to me. Harley was one of the few that I
was like, I don't know when you try to find
video and audio people, A lot of people are flakes
in this this business. And we were kind of a
weird niche thing, like hey, can you do this once
(02:27):
every week on the afternoon in the middle of the
work day, and then yeah, and then like flip that
around and before the next workday kind of, And that's
basically the work that I asked too to do for
pasting baby.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Probably was like, I'm down to do that. And then
the other people were.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
They're sketchy, right, not sketchy if you applied, you'd reached out.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I don't think you're sketchy.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Would just thought Harley was the best fit for the team.
And I'm not gonna lie. I'm still like I was
still nervous until you shut up to it. Yeah, I
was a little nervous today too.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Actually, I was just like, man, I hope I don't
mess up anything.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I know what I do. We mess the whole time,
so like it's gonna be fine. But like I was
just like, I really hope he doesn't like you texted
at one point, come all my way, Okay, I think
we're good now.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, I looked at my phone battery.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I was like, fucking, I gotta do it on my phone.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And that's.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Today. Yeah, So we're glad you're here. We're glad to
start the Hall of the Harles Barkley are now Harls
Harles Barkley and Houston just like, I don't know, maybe
not Charles Barkley's best years, but they were fun years
to dreamond Green. Yeah, shout out Dreymond hate that kind
of bitched that, right, But he's funny, Yeah, there is,
(03:47):
and he's extremely good at what he does.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Yeah, but he did for a team that I didn't like,
so that so yeah, teams.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
You're we talked sports a lot on this. You're Houston
through and through Astro's Rockets, Texans, all.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Right, what about Yeah, I mean I'm not I watched
the Dynamo, but I mean dash, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Hey, shout out to the comments.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
They are back.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I cannot wait for that.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'm super EXCITEDBA fan. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I used to watch it all the time when they
were around, and I was a kid then, so like
it was like, oh, this is what winning feels like,
this is amazing.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Four banners broke NBA. Basically I was like okay.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
And so my dad was like, hey, we're going to
comments games because we're freaking cheap, and I was like cool,
all right, and then he's like, hey, you gotta be
sad because someone passed away. And I was like Okay,
I don't know who that was. And so because one
of the point guards correct, like did she passed away?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Like she had to cancer?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Oh for that teams, I love that too.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Do you think that's why the NBA is SOPT for
the last twenty thirty years?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Is because the comments were so dominant that like they
just discouraged.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Anybody else for being good.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
So even when we folded the rest of the teams
like we just can't compete.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Probably, yeah, I think that's it. Probably So yeah dynasty
w but good for you? So yeah, but also bad
for you, but good in a way that it was the.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Best female bowlers out there without without doubt, highest.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Championship percentage of any team of all time.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
That's true, copy, I mean you went four out of
like what six six?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I don't think anybody else has done that.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Yukon Huskies. That is that we're talking pros.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I haven't checked in college.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Is we're talking?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
But you got any hockey phantom and you hold down
told ERTA finally guess it's a team.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah. No, I am definitely holding down until I finally
get a hockey team.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Because I mean there's just I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
To root for the Dallas stars like that was. That
was one of the first things I said. I was like, dude,
you seem pretty cool. What are your teams? And like
he did say that all Houston and stuff is like,
so like, nothing doubt us cool. That's my one rule
is I will not hire Dallas Cowboys. They just can't have.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Even though Chris work that was enough.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
It would be fun just to ship on them constantly.
But at what point do they just brings the vibes?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And then we finished the podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
They know I never pressed ReCore fuck you Yeah, then
they they just hate usus. You're gonna us enough eventually.
But like if we were on the odds with teams,
then we would just be extra.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I mean, I love all my friends, a lot of
more cowboys friends things. I don't trust any of them,
but I love them. There you go, Yeah, you can't.
You can't hate somebody for stupid, right.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
That's healthy, very healthy.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
The only didn't healthy about it? Very healthy. All right,
let's get to the pre come segment. Guys, welcome to
the show, Harley. Everybody. Harley is at the lead underscore
h ou on Twitter and Instagram as well.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yes, all socials all social TikTok as well YouTube.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Uh so yeah, and your background you work for your
talking about where you work?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Oh yeah, some apologies, but yeah will House Media.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
So yeah, we're located in Perland. We just started up
in January, so it is just a small startup business.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
And I didn't know when I joined I was going
to be a small business owner, which is that's cool.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Also like.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Absolutely terrifying because it's like numbers, how do we make
money now? And it's like, Okay, I was a grocery
manager before it for like Suller Brothers and food Town
and that was awesome. But ultimately I'm like, Okay, I'm
gonna take a risk and join this media company. And
I like cameras and I like video and I like
(07:41):
all this stuff because I'm a YouTuber and I'm kind
of a nerd at it but also don't.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Really care for it.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But also do you care for it? So I love that.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
That's why he's perfect for this if he specializes in
the things that we need somebody to do here and
also the exports at least Dallas.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Perfect do you love and hate the things that you
care about?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Good, It's just a perfect human beings.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah, I mean, at this point, you don't hate a
little bit of everything, what are we even doing it?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
For years I run on alcoholic hatred.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
So yeah, yeah, that's a shirt that's you're in trige
to merge by.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, we're just gonna be a lot of times you're
just gonna make we make that shirt and you have
to kind of be in charge of it. I figured
out if we can, speaking of the first idea I have,
if we get a segment deep deep v's but with
collared shirts, collared deeps.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
You know, I would be on board with this. But
unfortunately I did order some shirts the other day when
I talk about how I ordered clothing so I didn't
have to do longer and they are v next and
I had one or two of them before.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They're a little deeper than I thought. So like, maybe
if we do your call shirts on baby D talking deep.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I'm out of that.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
It's like fashion but also a class.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
He's like, I don't know how the chest hair to
rock a V.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
But the problem is when I also wear an apron
at work, so when all of a sudden, it just
looks like I've got tip cleavage. It's just like my
shirt goes to collarbone and then you don't see it
again until collarbone and then it's just hair like I
need a baby.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's hot, I get it, I don't like where.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
And then you can make it for men and women.
So then maybe you look like cleavage everywhere.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
I mean, like I should be self conscious about the
way I look, but I'm not at all. Wearing those
vs at work are like the only time I've ever
kind of like I'm constantly like pulling it up, Like
is this like when you guys are staring at their Hey,
I think people, I got it. It was my fault from what.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I was wondering.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
So ladies, we've walked.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
In, nobody's looking. They're probably looking at me like gross.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
But still that's efefitive py shaming.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Guy Like hope, the fact guy's hair is falling, you make.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You wear a hairnet like a new chest.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Sure that would be chest hairnet.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh I should do that next week, just a joke.
That'd be gross.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Not like working, but before we open.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, just just for safety reasons. Yes, I'm rocking this.
They would just go home.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh yeah, I got we're over training and you gotta
be a bar center. He was running food today, got
him with the shoulder tap. Have you been doing that
at home with your wife and daughter? No, Man, you've
gotta start annoying your family.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Dude, you've got a lot of that like me, and
they like me currently, so I really want him to
stay that way.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Yeah, but pranking children is hilarious as they don't get it,
and you can just laugh and them go stupid.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
But you can do nothing of that, and.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Then Emma's able enough.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
She's not gonna leave it.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
See my oldest daughter trying try and little like shoot basketball,
can basketball ship, I can make funny, but like now,
I'm gonna try and build you in a better person.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
You can teach your daughter can't life on the wrong
shoulder and make her look that I don't like she
pulled off because his laugh immediately as soon as they
do anything.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It would be funny if you could get your dollars. Absolutely,
you gonna train your dollar to prank your wife.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That way A year Clayer, Yeah, yeah, okay, so just
kind of formed a little bit of an alliance with her.
You gotta maybe your fun dad. That's I have to be.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
All right, Uh, what are we gonna go with next?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Okay? I had some baseball Friday. The Yankees played the
Mets in a base and the Mets had an opener,
and I just got infuriated. The opener should the dumbest
thing ever, and not maybe not the dumbest d in baseball.
There's a lot of other dumb stuff in baseball, But
what is the point of having an open I get
it's to I mean, I get all of the answers, like, oh,
(11:40):
we don't have to burn a starter for the for
the day. We do a bullpen game, and it's like cool,
Now we're just gonna tire out our whole bullpen going
for it, especially on like a Friday game for a
weekend series.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Every start this year have.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Five Like I don't know, but if you're the opener,
you know you're not going five inning, so you're not
getting to win.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
You're not gonna get a result.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
And I understand that, like maybe that's not everything, but
I'd be pissed, like, no, let me go third, let
me go in the fifth inning. I mean, let me
be the third guy to go and get give you
two innings there. Then maybe I get to win.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
A lot of the time there's one inning too.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
It's just that's the dumbest thing is like that you
have to go five full innings if you're a starter,
right to get a decision. And then it's like or
you could just go a third of an inning and
then be the guy that replaces the starter and then wins.
That is a good point, Like the Oprah could throw
one pitch, come out that guy. I can say out,
you have one run the nation and he's in line.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
For the win.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, that's great. Win lost is the It makes sense
when you're like going into the All Star Game, somebody's
ten an hour or whatever. I get that, But then
the Paul schemes you played for the Pirates last year
and that didn't really reflect No, but like that like
when they were really really bad last year, it's like
and then didn't reflect how good he was, like his
win loss record. I think it's kind of stupid that, like,
(12:56):
did you just get like a random bullpen guy because
we have seventy five bullpen games we're gonna run this
year because we ran a weird fucking team, and as well,
just commit to a starter and oh yeah, well our
middle reliever has nine wins this season.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
They and meanwhile, the fucking Mariners are about to send
Luis Castle over to.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
The bullpenchers, like, well, we just can't just probably six
starters get up.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Why don't they just have six starters if you have
I understand, maybe when.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
His arms are trained for every five days, that's why.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Then wait, people learned how to do it on the
sixth day.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Oh no, I'm too rested.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Starting pitchers.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
They don't want to be like, listen, I'm on a
thirteen million dollar contract. My contract's up after this year.
I don't want to fuck with my arm going into
a contract here.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You gotta like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's why Japanese pitcher struggle on the first get a.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Year is because they go on six day rotation and
we do five days here in America.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
So sometimes their arms are popping up, so I have
no contact.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's gonna be okay, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But yeah, you can't have.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Guys going from five season their ship. Also, they don't
want to go five to six, like, okay, I want
to lose two starts.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Then you're talking show hats fall.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
No, yeah, we're we're past. He didn't even do nothing right. No,
but that when I think I may, I think fall
that no to you make me, make me think you're
the man next time? You know, what is what is
he doing? What is I forty five dones?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
He's gonna He's gonna be great in the second half
of the year.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Let's hope. So you know that pats the asses you bad?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
By the way, what did you do to make them better?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (14:32):
In the World Baseball Classic, remember how Aaron Judge sucks
fucking ass to Alex. He's after the curse and he
actually does have a track record being able to curse
teams the.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Weird power I have. But Patt is a fan of
two teams, the Red Sox and the Astros. So I
had to do who also, you know the romance struck
Ash and the U s Is Ruyan and the World Basebook.
I say who he was being a dick about Aaron Judge.
And then also the guy that couldn't get the final
(15:06):
out and gave up the winning run was also a
Red Sox. The Red Sox for really the reason we
lost that final game.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
But not the captain.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Right, but like when like when the game ended, who
was the guy the game out the winning run was
the Red Sox or was it Aaron judge who was
the guy struck out and didn't continue the game for team.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
It was a Red Sox was past, but he was
really mean to me.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
So I lashed out and I said, you know what,
fine Hurst, I cursed hursted the Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
It was just it was the thing you did. I
I thought you did it because they both did really bad.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
You're gonna suck either way this year.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Well, I'm the new Billy go curse, not Billy, I'm
the new curse in baseball. And I know the Yankees
are really good right now, but I know they're not
gonna do anything. I'm not I'm not even say not it.
I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
This is gonna be fun where we get to just
rehash every old argument.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, this is if you're near the next couple weeks
is using cals up to speed, so you're gonna hear
some stories you've already heard. But this is us catch
up Harley. And maybe it's not kind of like a
walk down memory lane for you guys or just you know,
wait skip. Yeah, it's like it's like you pretend you're
new to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Speed run our whole history over the next month.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Also, the YouTube go Say Hi, i't Harley. Everybody, everybody,
introduce yourself to Harley. Introduce yourself. Who you watched love
on the Spectrum.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
I have only seen clips on Twitter just because it's
trending and it's looks funny, But I've never seen a
full episode.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Okay, well, they introduce the people. But being like, this
is Harley Hall. Harley likes the color green Lady Bucks
and when the sales are flapping on sale boots.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
He doesn't.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
He doesn't like when electric when electricity sparks, or when
it gets late at night. Okay, okay. He really also
doesn't like when people mean to Wales. Yeah, well no, it's.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Just like the most random facts about them.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
And you're like, okay, cool, good to know. So like,
tell Harley in your YouTube comments, like hi, many and
so and.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
So, and then give us the three things that you
like and the three things.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
You don't like. So Harley knows all the gravy. Okay,
and Harley, you have to go and learn about them
in the comments. Okay, no problem, All right, no problem.
But bullpen games are bullet or bullshit, we can all agree.
Ry It makes you.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Look up and go, who's this guy pitching?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Now? What the fu. Yeah, it makes me irrationally angry,
and especially like if you don't really know the team
you playing, like the Reds are going and I don't
really know the red story rotation off the top of
my head, like I've never heard this guy. Wait, well,
who's this?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Oh they're built they're bullpen gamming, okay, Or you don't
realize that and you look up and see that a
bunch of players on the team to have a good
dat in the average against the guy who's slayd in
the starting position.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
So you bet that team.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
And then out after one that I don't know they
should have to like in the betting sense, you'd be
like by the way game game that's that seems like
it's fixed.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
It false advertised.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I'm going to write some letters about that.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I will also will and go gambling state that we gamble.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh I did do. Yeah, I don't know at all.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't know how it's working. I'm not saying because
then we might get shut down.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
But I don't know the other eight odds that are
way worse than all the other odds are like the
spread will be like five and a half somewhere and
it's like, yeah, well you want it because it's seven
and a half.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Yeah, I mean they guess.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
It stopped working for like forty minutes for me and
my buddy when I went over to his house.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
The other day. Yeah, and you're like, well they figured.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
It out, yeah, and then it just started working again,
So you know what, shouldn't he go?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, but it's it's stupid that they do that, and
it doesn't feel way worse when you lose to another
team that's doing a bull pin game too. He's like anybody,
anybody could.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Have been I could have beat us, but we just
got to get out the start early tomorrow. And then
you're like, no, no, no, that was the last game
in the series.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Fuck yeah, that's what they rolled them. It kind of
makes sense on like a Sunday if you have a
day off, Like, I get the logic, but it's stupid. Yeah,
I mean they should just not do it because it's stupid. Okay,
baseball needs to go back.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
So like most guys still in ninety two, just.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Regular guys being able to play the game, not everyone
looking like fucking y'all, say up the week out there anymore?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Did you guys see your and Dredge's challenge yesterday.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I wasn't trying to eat food without a following. The
people drying gap was teeth. Oh that's right, because he's
a ship.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
It doesn't like who he is. He's very rich. I
can't can't come up in the playoffs yet, but it's
got a lot of money. Anyway, he did the three
to two count and it was a very clear low
ball and they called it a strike and he just
did the tap, walked to first, didn't even look back,
(19:50):
and it was just like, what the fucking move? That's
been great.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
If if the ompomers like took too long taking off
your lebow pads.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Well I was worried about that. I was. I was
worried about it, but I already saw that, Like the
cap was like, did you guys just see the balls
on air? Judge to charge to the challenge that he
started doing that and then tapped it. I feel like
he was like, oh, yeah, right, I shouldn't wait, but
like the second the ball is so it didn't even
like he heard it, just walked that. He's like, no, no,
you're wrong, dude, But that is the best. The best
(20:18):
is like you do feel like you should get something
if the ball gets overturned because the call gets overturned,
like you should I don't know what banana ball does,
but like.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
I should get a point in the ending or however
they score.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
They should just do a close.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Up of your empire. That also like what war war
war wah. But the umpires wrong at home and they
just played the Beck song loser, so you.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Piss off the empire?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, or went to the Nelson Nelson from the Simpsons
would be pretty good.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
There needs need more umpire shame.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Then needs more impression, a right good at it enough baseball.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
I do have some bad news.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I may not be the world class chef that I
was trying to be because I can't figure out to
save my life.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Well, you know here's what it is. You're a chef.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
You're a baker, dude, baker.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, the skills don't always cross over.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Hello, holdo, that sounded super toronto.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah he's Patsy, Like, what is this on my word? Fan?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
You can't hook for ship, but you're good at baking things.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
When Harley was saying stuff up before we started, that
was I was scrolling through his feed and that was
was it.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
On every video. I'm literally every oh yeah, oh yeah,
search Toronto accent like my algorithm.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Right now I'm back in with a Toronto accent and
I hate every second of it and I can't stop watchings.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Oh yeah, like I'm meaning Toronto.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I'm like a week away from like driving to DC
and just being like, why are we at warlds Canada.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Let's just take guy always wants to go to war,
my anti war guy.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I just want to take out talk like that.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
There's a specific group of people that I wanted to raplicate,
not be sexuality.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Race or jenneral.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
There used to be another it's based on the religion.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
But no, it's just.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
That that's packed him up.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
You think if there was one used to be a
guy that didn't want her to do that.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You think there's one city, there's actually a couple of Toronto.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
They didn't turn have to be great. Let's just say
that Poutine, Yeah he's.
Speaker 9 (22:34):
Great, but you know he was the wrong reason I
wanted to Vladimir Poutine, right, I mean like Toronto, Like, oh,
I thought you're like a big Latimer. Putin just a
signature Russian too great, young Fries. It's just Vlatmin. Poutine
is its regular poutine with Russia dressing. Oh no, clue,
you didn't know about that.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I made that up, okay completely.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
That's so much religious rebel trade park, which.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Are special Vladimir Pucine.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Look pat, he's not really bringing the customers in, advertisers
outside of the stores, just not getting nobody's really coming
in for the Vladimir Putin.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
We've got a pistachio dessert Venamin, not Yahoo.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Served with a fresh Yahoo you whos fu. It tastes
just like a yhu. But yeah, I've been trying to
figure out dumplings because I watched Food Network one day
and so I was like, I need to go get
some dumpling skins, and I did that. I wasn't even
try and make my own dumpling skins. I've just ruined all.
(23:43):
I can't do it. I don't understand it. I don't
know how to fucking chop up mushrooms, right, You're supposed
to like boil them and stuff and then like black mushrooms.
I don't understand how. Like I don't know. It was
like black mushrooms, green onions, salt, pepper, a little bit whatever,
the spicy spice of pepper sauce sh it is that
(24:04):
I have, and then shrimp that I chopped up and
then tried.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
I'm trying to shove those bad boys in the fucking
dumpley skin.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Oh, maybe I'm pleating too much in it. Then the
next time I do it, no, I put too little
in it. And it's just like I can't fucking fold dumplings.
Can't do it, just can't do it. I give up,
never never be a chef. Pat, All right, give it up.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Next time you're trying to make dumplings, come over and
I'll help you kurteet them.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Give it up, Pat, I'm never. I didn't even eat it.
I just threw it all the way. I was like,
fuck this ship.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah, I'll try to buy, try to buy, Like for like,
if you're trying to cook a different cuisine than you
normally cook and they don't say English on any of
this stuff and you're just like water like black mushrooms package,
I'm like, is this black mushrooms? Does it say it?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
It doesn't say it on anything with the mushrooms black they.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Did, but they're mushrooms look different like they're all like yeah,
it's all like like like back vacuum sealed, so it's
all like pressed down, so it's like the bottom of
like a regular mushroom could look black. I don't know
that's a good point. They all look just like like
weird looking.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
So I was like, how, I don't know what were
you using a poke?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
I was trying to steam.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Do you have like a steamer? You're just like in
a pot.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I had a pot and a little thing. I didn't
get to that process though. It's like loading up the
so like I had like the like you would what
I would use?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Are you wedding the dumbling rapper before you're trying to
push it a picture?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yes, I put water on it and did water?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I just put it.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I couldn't get yeah, same same. I couldn't get a stick. Dude,
I can't do it. Aging cuisine is not for me.
Can't do it. I wanted to make it because I
feel special because I made my own, and I can't
do it.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
I'm scared to eat the Zoom dumplings or even try
them because like I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Just I'm just gonna pull soup all over myself.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
I know I don't have the facilities to be able
to eat those dumplings correctly. I'm gonna be like, I
know this is soup, all right, you cared one body
to get and then just sup ball, let's all.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I'm just shooting covered the soup. I want to try.
It looks so good. We're scared of some Asian cuisines.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
Yeah, and I'm terrify of dumplings now, so fuck dumb.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It looks so good on Food.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Network something they do and they just make it real fast,
thirty minutes in and out.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's like, actually, we should don't want to take it.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Take away line that, let's go on a.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Dumpling date and then while we're there, like, hey, my
boy needs some chefs.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Over make this for me in front of me.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I'd like to see the chef.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Can we come back in the kitchen real quick, just
real quick, gonna be super chill about it.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I watched the Bear you know, I know, hyehie corner.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I was tripped corner herbing today because I forgot to say, behind.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Fucking this guy, the amateur man. Come on, you think,
sorry chef amateur. However, I thought I could sneak by
real quick.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
That's what happen. That's how people get killed.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Until that knife got right in the back of freaking was.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
In the back of house. No one, just hold a knife.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I just als tripped the lady while she was going
away a woman. Yeah wow, discuss.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
What you guys got for the prep segment.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
So did you know that apparently Tesla trucks are supposed
to be semi aquatic.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I know that.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
Yeah, there was a guy up in Austin. He found
Wade boat w A d e. He decided to drive
his Tesla into the lake Wade Wilson. Also, you know
w Ad I kind of speak fast sometimes. I don't
know if they knew that. I said Wade Fair. Yeah,
fuck you, I told you about it.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
It was different spellings of Wade is only one. I mean,
I guess w A I can take.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
Yeah, the guy drove his truck into Lake Austin and
got arrested for it.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Ed ruined is Tesla and yeah he's a giant fucking idiot.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
But you're only supposed to like drive it like there's
a distance.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, wading is like it's not a boat.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
So like, I guess the hips for the car would
be like right where the bottom of the car is
like halfway up the wheel that's waiting.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
The motherfucker just drove it right in the lake. Yeah,
it's bad, but.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
I hadn't heard about waiting but it before, so now
I'll look into it.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I kind of want to know what the fuck is
for just get him?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
If you know what it's probably exclusive before four is
when Houston floods, Like, don't go underneath that underpass.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Don't worry, I got but wave right through that ship. Yeah,
I can see that. It's like Michael Scott though, just
trusted right, and like Michael's a lake the machine, No,
Dwight the machine.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
That'd be funn if you're driving towards it. Your testl
was just like don't shut it, no, no, stop driving.
I can't wait that far.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Too bad. That was one of my favorite episodes. It's
so good. That was like where are the turtles going back?
The gift.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That was Pete Michael.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
The other thing that's gonna happen, which just gonna do
random Office references and if you didn't watch the Office,
you're just gonna there's people just canna.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
You just gotta's.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
What it is.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah, it's it should be just a starter pack. Here's
the Office, go good season one.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
If you after you can watch.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
It only six episodes, It's fine, It's very Yeah, it
gets worse after Steve it feel pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
So hanging you got a few good episodes of uh,
Will Ferrell.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I think James Vader is fantastic. I am the love
and the more you watch it, the more I love it.
I'm the lizard, can't pitch. What about you, Harley? What
you got for us today? Is your first comeback kids
second pre Kama site? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Uh, Actually two days ago, just like a random car
decided just to cut all the way over. Yeah, and
you know you're getting on the freeway and this car
is cutting it close and it just decides, yeah, I'm
just gonna go for it and tie hits the curve,
flips the car on its side.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I was like, yeah, I'm not going under freeway. It
looks like I stopping.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Help No, Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's you.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Cut across multiple lands of trafficking and flip your car
all the round.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
You're being stupid. I shouldn't have to stop, and now
I'm not going to win my day to be a witness.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Obviously, cops and fire department should even help that guy.
You have to call your friend to help you tip
your car and that's it.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah, get they have to hear and clear or what's
the roadsid people that kind of pull you off the road.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I don't drive that ship.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I don't deal with those people. You still sometimes see him.
I just laugh.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Yeah, so are we stopping help people like something?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
But we are not. I'm not in the right situation.
Like if I saw an old lady like on the
side of the road, it looked like she was fucking
with her tire. I feel like, being honest.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Remember the time I was getting like computer fix at
the at the store and I was going down the
escalator and the lady fell and I had a computer
in my hand. I just didn't and stop her. I
don't know if I could have, but I was like,
I could fall, and if I fall in my computer breaks,
she's not gonna break.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
It was a quick processing with my head.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
I was like I hadn't made her fall, she's behind me,
this is my fault. And then I felt like I
got rude looks from people and I was like, I'm walking.
I'm walking right in my car. This isn't my fault.
That he wasn't gonna help me. Yeah, what was I
in my car?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I'm not like I'll help in everyday life. I'll help
all the time.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
I'll help ladies get their groceries in their car or somewhere,
like put their card away for him.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Stuff like that. I'm on my feet. I'll help if
I'm all my way to my destination or my house.
Papa's like, I got hold over now. I had an
ad of bean driver.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
That is it?
Speaker 5 (31:50):
If you like, hey, yo, can you jump my car?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Got you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Absolutely, got right now? Yeah, well that bad boy around,
I got you.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
That can't guy.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
That's just something asked me the other day if I
have cables, and I just said, I'm pretty sure I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
But I honestly, at this point, I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
What's it like, trunk, I do have cables because I
had bigging.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Jump, I'm pretty sure I don't. And I've been thinking
about it on and off for like two years, Like
I probably.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Get gables my trunk, and then I just forget about it. Well,
because then you get jumped and you get a new battery,
and you don't ever have to get jumped until you
need a new battery. And that's the next time, you'll
be like I should get cables, and then you cables,
and then it's the same cycle. It just happens.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Movie's afraid of the word or the term to get jumped.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I'm just like, who's coming? How many people? You know?
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Like we're talking about cards, were talking about, like, yeah,
what's going on here? Also, my dad is big on,
So I asked, because my dad's real.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Big on, like like you got to stop and help them.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
He didn't. He didn't aid them. You didn't.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Like one time we were like, there's a street going
to our apartments and you have to get like all
the way across to get to that street.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'm not dumb. I'm not gonna go all the way
across do that.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
And I'm just gonna go down to exit and make
the right like a regular person.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yes, you don't expect the world finishing.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
My sentences already. At first, tell each other pretty well,
all right?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Interesting? I like that anyway.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Yeah, and then and I'm just like looking from afar
in this car I'm looking, goes all the way across,
hits another car going to that street.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
My dad's like he.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Didn't and you didn't help them, Like I don't know
what's about that happened when they come out with swords
or drums or Houston.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I'm like, there's two cars there, they can help each other.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
Yeah, I'm like I was more worried about, like because
they hit each other, and then like the ricochet from
his car, like because of the force was about to
hit me. I was like, Uh, swerve and go on
about my day because I'm going home. Like whatever happens happens.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
That's just that's not my issue now, especially if it's
a dumb thing that happened, like like I don't, I'm
not no, I'm gonna blame somebody.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
I'm gonna blame somebody. I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I was in it. I've been in an uber before
that got hit. And then we went my brother and
I were there and we had went to the gas station.
They had got the police, and the police got there fast,
so they were like, you're gonna talk to the police.
I don't want to. I'm not gonna blame anybody.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
It was.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
It was I'm not I don't. I wasn't really paying attention.
I wasn't paying attention all We're just pointing to the car.
Next to us. Definitely, Well you could just did you see?
Absolutely her fault. But I'm not I again, I'm not
gonna blame anybody. I'm not talking to cops.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
You know what I'm saying, Officer, I'm not blaming it
was a man driver or a woman driver, not figure.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Out it was her fault. It was her fault, and
she was trying to cut out and not wait to
change lands and ship. But yeah, that's that.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
That's uh.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
If it depends on the situation, for sure, like old lady,
maybe there's many.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
Situations where I would stop. But also a lot of
the time I got a poop under the car. I'm
always pretty ship. Sometimes you just listen, I can help
you and put my pants, or I can maybe naked
home every time.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
All right, let's move on to the comeback Kids segment,
and I want to inspire that boy up.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
It's the coming.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Back kid, comeback kid of the week, come back kid
of the week, bitch. All right. Our first comeback kid
this week is Ronda Rousey. She's back. Rowdy's back sort of,
but she also be retired. Since they're fight, did you
(35:46):
watch it?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
No, there was real fight.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I watched I had both, but I have He's a
one TV living room kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
You my I pads to his house. I don't know
what's your sports setup.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Like you got going on on like an NFL Sunday,
you got one game on, you got an iPad, another
TV up, you got your red Zone and a game
guy or just a solo game guy. Solo game guy.
Because I only care about my Texans, you.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Want to watch other stuff like have it in the background.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
Yeah, I peep, but that's it. I mean, it's so
I also work for bleacher Report, so like as soon
as it's like I have to watch the whole Texans game.
As soon as Texans are over, I have to go
live on Bleacher Report to talk.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
About my Texans.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
And so it's kind of like I got to pay
attention for it to make the whole game, you know.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
But I mean I.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Still have my my desktop or laptop next to me
or open, and there's just like.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I gotta have red Zone on. It's like peep in
and okay, cool, Like.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
Okay, yeah, I turned my four three that with Boston
two of them.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
You're also like, he's going, it's so nice. Now I've
had kids and I've been really getting iPad so then
I just bought a bunch of iPads. Now I'm like, well,
we're watching the Stanley Cup playoffs here. What we got
NBA over here? We have Yankees over here. It's like cool,
do you need three iPads? Like, yes, I do, I
do that. Yeah, you got a big wall.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
You could put a wall.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
You could put a whole fucking ship hunt.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Dude, you could put one TV right in front of
the kids area for that, you know what TV.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
I don't ask much, and that actually that I'm a
good guy.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
If you've got a mini twenty Michael Scott TV right
by the wall for.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Like fifteen of them. But I get fifteen of them.
It's just a baby sports park. But I could bet
we could also put a bunch of different episodes of
Bluely on. We did get them into that at the
sports where we go to sometimes I was like yoking
on and I was kidding and it did. Let's just
(37:59):
a bunch of facebo a.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Man, that's actually that's our favorite sports. We opened a
baby sports bar for like Sundays. That way, on Sunday mornings,
dads can be like.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
Hey, daddy, dollar Dave, I'm taking her out or like hey,
you know, honey, you pick yourself today, I'm gonna take.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
It now for a couple of hours.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
And it's literally just like a sports bar, but it's
like a whole kids play area, but just wall to
wall TV's for all the dance.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
To watch all the sports. Okay, so like you literally just.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
Take the kids, like what do you call it, like
kindergart daycare or whatever, but just TV's water walls for
the dance.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Let's further, let's further build on this. So you have
the bar bars right their barstool. Then you have a
little baby barstools. They're smaller, but they have little little
Michael Scott TV's title Little TV at the baby's eye levels.
So then you can kind of pick between a pre
like a pre selected like do you want to watch Blue,
(38:55):
do you know watch pep Pig? Do you want to
watch Pow.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Patrol, Rachel watch all highlights?
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Well yeah, yeah you could do that, or do you
want to just watch camps gad islights? Okay, cool, and
you pick the one you want to watch your kids
watching that Daddy, I want to watch Miss Rachel and
I yet cool, hit the Miss Rachel button on that
little baby TV.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
I'm up here at the bar, everything going. It's a
glass bar.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
We can make the bar see through too, so I
can look down.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I'm not really having it.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I'm still I'm present. And also like maybe even like
you could reach the kids.
Speaker 7 (39:24):
To the I was gonna say, like every little kid
slats should have like a little leafers.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Not required if you if you think your kid might
run off, that's fine. But then it's like, all right,
daddy's gut spot kids.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Spot, And because you're there with your kids, we'll be
fair only like you.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Also fair, Yeah, all out of that or Selter's Seltzers
and a couple of emoses.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
And I don't think if you're driving the kids around.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Well we do. We would just do the bottomless thing
where it's like no champagne and it's like it's really
you just drinking a.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Lot of works he construct with the word of the juice.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
It makes me so mad when you go to like
any brunch spot. I'm not a big bunch guy, but
when you go to brunch, you're.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Like, this is your fucking this is not a mimosa,
it's not you're you're lying to me.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
You just say bottle of sores juice. There's nothing in that.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
There's nothing in that. Bring me this champagne.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Now I will lose it. It's like I have an
hour and a half limited at the fucking table, and
you're gonna be cool bottomless of Moses's fucking water.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
No, don't bottless. Moses are bullshit most of the time.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
It makes you to think of my favorite Barrow and Katie.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
They used to, like with the Texans, would score every
time Textas scored, they would do like a friend catering
shop for everybody in there. It was probably like seven
gallons of Gator eight in there. It's like a half
bottle of AKA in the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
I mean, it's smart business. It's smart business.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, you're free shop for everybody. It's like an eighth
of a fucking actual drink.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
It's gotta be pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
So all right, you know, any times and score, you're
gonna give them.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
You're gonna give them a little bit of the gatora nothing,
they're gonna buy drinks in between.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
They're gonna love and we're gonna have We're gonna have
salty chips on the table. So there he just is
like doing that weird alien he looks like the head.
He's like the alien guy when the alien takes over
the farmer and men in black, and like he doesn't
know how to walk is so it's like so unsettling.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
But like you can't say anything argumentative to him when
he's being agreeable because you know how quickly.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
It can turn. And also like it's your bar and
you'd like him to fix it and not walk out,
and you just kind of had to shut up. And
second day and he's like all right.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
John, Yeah, he's all I agree with that, and you're saying,
you stop on your head.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
You're freaking me the fuck out. You got a Hispanic base,
a Hispanic base like maybe Taos.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Yeah, yeah, dude, I get that. Okay, now what right?
The customers are gonna like things they want.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
So here's fourteen.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
So we're not gonna sell beer anymore. We're gonna mark
all the margarita's up to twenty dollars and you're gonna
turn a profit. Also, stop letting your partenders just give
away free.
Speaker 7 (42:13):
Ship and be hammered every that's the big part of
everyone drunk go to the bartenders, they give away too
much ship or don't show up.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
They fight too much. The husband wife that split and
now they're still trying to go manage the bar. One
of them has to end up giving it up, or
you have the friends that are now no longer friends
saying for brothers, they're no longer like tight and he
just has to like either somebody gives up a minority
stake in it or whatever it is. But like I
I watch it every Sunday in the off season. It's
my off season stundee show bar as you fucking rocks,
(42:44):
same show every time. But I like picking be like, ah,
that's what I bet it's gonna be this, I bet,
I bet it's in Texas, interned with saloon. Yeah turn
in didn't they?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Hey, No, it's perfect.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
It's perfect. And then you have me and my stray
who's who's his bartender girl? But sometimes it's there and
you have the dragon tattoo girl. I like me because
he always just the she smiles and she shakes the
thing's better.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Than Oh no, I don't.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
I just like me because me is like pretty, like
she's not full of herself a lot of the people
who are very full of himself. And she's cool, Yeah,
run a rousy, Yeah, she got an arm bar in
seventeen seconds.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
It turns out if your thing is armbars, maybe nolet
arm run around the arm.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
If I fought run around he fought years. If I
fought run around you, I would just be like this
just crossed up across your arms. But get arm by this.
And then she punched me in the face and then
don't get knocked out. But still, but you're not armbar
in this guy. And also if I'm due to Corona
and they're like here, here's a million dollars, easy way
to make a million dollars, that's true.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
Hey, oh no, no, she didn't break around. She's just
tapped it.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
She didn't get hurt like you got out of there unscathed. Basically,
just yeah, it lost it's non safety in real fight. Yeah,
the holy doesn't go against my real like I guess
maybe it does go against yours.
Speaker 7 (44:03):
Is the only fight that I actually watched was an
ADS fight, and it straight upter just looked like he
didn't train for that fighter.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
He did not.
Speaker 7 (44:11):
He just showed up. It was instantly tired. But he's ADS,
so you can't knock him out.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
It's like when I saw Kimbo slice.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
It was literally like just leaning away from it all
the time.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
He'll put intended like the.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Ideas he like.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
After the first round, he was so tired he wasn't
even like he just kind of had his arm out,
not even tell the jab. It was just leaning against him,
away from him the whole fight because he was just like,
I just gotta stay out of reach.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
I'm tired, I.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Can't do this.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I love I think I'm not ever going to do that.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Ever, Oh, I'll call every single woman in a pussy.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Well, I would have done that.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
I would have Superman punched him. Was Superman punched him,
you don't.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Let me finish.
Speaker 7 (44:47):
I'll call every one of them the pussy except for
or nick ds, because those dues are straight up crazy
and will find you and fight you with. The ideas
is he's almost just don for fighting in the street
as much as he is in the UFC.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Connor McGregor's getting that way as well. Make an old
guy at a bar, Yeah, he fights in bars on streets.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
The socker punches old the bars.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
You're just like Irish streets. If you think about it,
that's true.
Speaker 5 (45:12):
I'll pull him on that.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Also, back is yelling at fans his Pete Crow, I'm
strong on the cubs did.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
That and she started it.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
I don't know why people were mad about it, like
I do. If you yell at it, she was. She
was cursing at him too, if he if you, if
somebody cursed that you, you should be able to curse back.
And there's no cut I for an eye dude to
make Red shut the funk up?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Did its ship talking? Also, suck like dick doesn't mean
I want you get under knees and stuck by dick.
Suck like it's just an insult.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
Yeah, true, Like, do you know how many times I
told people stuck my dick in my life?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You know how many times I was actually asking them
to suck my dick when that happened.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Zero. I don't think I ever told it it was.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Going to something exactly. That's the thing.
Speaker 11 (46:01):
It's hey, uh huh, and we're like, don't tell me
what to do, and then you don't. I'm always trying
to sell him on it. I don't have I don't
command enough dick power to be able to be like, hey,
suck it, and then they just do it. But I'm
always like, hey, I got an idea, what if what
if you did this thing later on. Huh, maybe play
(46:23):
mccards right, nice dinner, Huh. I don't have the power,
Pete grow I'm frum might.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Though he definitely does.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
He's my position of power. That's really what you're looking at.
You're part of the patriot.
Speaker 7 (46:37):
Well no, I think they would put her in a
position of power where she's allowed to say anything and
he can't.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
She could have also my dick back to him like that.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
She can say that's all.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
By the way, more women should say that. It's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Woman like I just get upset that, like people are
like Rory McElroy kicked the guy out of the fucking
that was the wasn't us simple? It was the pt
A this weekend whatever it was. Hurry back, get an.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
I don't know, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
He wasn't the guy us After he's swung.
Speaker 5 (47:09):
In the United States of Americas, Ford be a patriot? Right,
But yeah, closer, that's really the problem.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, oh no, they actually trash. I heard. I heard
it smelled the whole course smelled. Well, yeah, that's the trash.
Probably smelled like fake rock. He's not real, iucking real guys,
get over it. But yelling at fans is is tight.
I think you should be able to fight a fan
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once a year if you're a professional athlete. That's it though.
And then you should be able to say if they
yell at you, you should be able to trip him back.
That's that's the beauty of sports. If you want to
get your your butt all hurt about it, that's the rule.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Shut up, that's the goal.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Now, what's going uh? All right? And then the other
come up, kid, is the news giving summer tips to
beat the heat and stay cool in the summer, because
every news station has been doing that. This week it's
their version of all right, guys, summer's coming. It's right
around the corner. So we're gonna give you the top
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three tips to steak who would beat that summer heat? Sunscreen,
drink plenty of water, and wear hats. But it's never
anything that's like new. It's like, make sure that's your overheat.
Gotta gotta sunscreen up every couple hours. Here's the sun
shirt for your little ones. Don't want to get the
little one sunburned. And here's a great patio chair. Then
(48:38):
they do like the fucking QBC part of every show
that they do now. That is it's the worst. It's worst.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
But yeah, being the being the summer heat is also back.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
I was actually cold.
Speaker 10 (48:50):
Up probably because they see, Yeah, that's how you beat
the heat side hot.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
To do the graphics every year like where it's like
ways avoid like just stay safe during hurricane seasons, just
like don't go outside, but like we'll just dell list.
It's just everything.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Just fly away from hurricane.
Speaker 5 (49:15):
Yeah, you tried to just go into the eye of
it and hang out there.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
You know who I've never heard about being caught a hurricane. Taylor,
just fly out of there.
Speaker 5 (49:22):
She is the hurricane her.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
I can't. Oh god, that's a song that's coming down.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
Right now, all right, but yeah that's a come by.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Kids said, let's move on and bitch about stuff on
you guys want to bitch about stuff?
Speaker 5 (49:37):
Yeah, well it's not cool summer, and.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
We would like if you guys and gals listening to
us and watching us wanted to bitch about stuff too.
We do it every every couple episodes, once a month.
At least, We're gonna go through some of you not
cools that you submit to us. Hit us up on
X we were at passy pot used to ash like
PTG not cool. You can also no, just just that
we're just getting not cool so on x A, right,
that's it. Actually Twitter at passypot like PTG not cool.
(50:00):
That's how we search for and we're gonna pick some
of the best ones each week. You want to attach
a picture, you can attach a picture. We try and
summarize it what happens to you. It's not cool man.
You know, like you step your toe, that's not cool.
If you get stabbed, also not cool. It's just a
way we can vent about what's not cool in our
lives once a week, and we'll share yours once a month,
and then we're gonna do ours and then we get
to you know, it's it's like therapy. It's a little
(50:21):
bit of therapy. But let's hit not cool, sing not
cool man, that's cool? All right.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
We'll start with some listener and viewer Samana not cools.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
This week we got our first one from Ashley Wilkins
at Buster Healer Mixed and she says her not cool
is that she locked her keys in her car, had
to uber home and get.
Speaker 5 (50:48):
Her spare lock my keys in my car.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
I had to uber home get my spare set of
keys and then uber back to my car made me
late to an apportment. Yeah that's a really good knock.
Speaker 7 (50:59):
I got out my car at work today and then
like did my fans pat like make sure I haven't
realized my keys work my back pocket looked at my
center car or like in my cup hole right there.
Thank god not hit the lock before getting out of
the car. I wasn't talking to the money. But yeah,
it's the worst failing in the world, your car.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
It absolutely sucks, especially when you have like it usually
means you have.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
Another chore to follow it.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
And there's nothing worse than like something happens that the
thing causes more choreses like when you lose your wallet,
then I gotta go do driver's license card, or like
when your car gets taken, then I gotta do the
temporary card for as long as it takes to get
my other card, and like all that ship you gotta
go re enter it on all your bank stuff or
all the subscriptions and things like that. And you when
you lock your keys in the car or you lose
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your keys, well, now like you I had an uber,
then I canna get a thing. Then now whatever I'm like,
it's just add an hour, an hour and a half
whatever I was gonna do, because I gotta do some
fucking chores.
Speaker 7 (51:56):
Last time I did it, I locked my keys and
my phone in my car storage unit where nobody else was.
Thank god, there was like a wire. I spent forty
five minutes probably my door opened to like get it
down there, scratched the door.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Not that I'm ever gonna be looking for resale.
Speaker 7 (52:13):
On that thing anyway, but and yeah, it's the fucking worst.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
My wife lost her keys at a bar one time.
We were watching college football. It was like the first
weekend of college football, and we got back and it
had been drinking, and then we realized she did not
have them. It was a fourth floor apartment, and I
just went and like wedged myself between these uh these
blocks or like the bricks outside and then people's balconies,
(52:39):
and so I would like reaching the balcony, put my
back against the brick, pulled myself up until I could
get to the floor part of the next balcony, and
then the fence part of the next balcony, and I
was just like a spider man. It was sick, and
we had our patio door locked and we were going
to get in and then we had to figure out
where the fuck, which was super fun.
Speaker 7 (53:00):
Yeah that sucks because normally that situation make Yeah, it's
such a fucking namely thing right there. Hell yeah, she's
gonna be all turned on or you're like, oh no,
no time for that.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
We gotta figure out.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Yeah, now, thing we're worried about. But yeah, locking your
keys in the car sucks. Actually, Teas and pieces and
piece Abby givens that Abby given seventeen on XI and
she says, he're not cool.
Speaker 5 (53:19):
Is my doctor.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
Taking a year off and giving her patients no notice
at all and I have to find a new doctor.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
That's bullshit.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (53:28):
If you're a doctor, you have a responsibility to your
patients giving no heads up. Hey, by the way, I'm gone,
I can't see you anymore. Good luck finding a new
doctor that can do all the ship but you need
specifically do Yeah, that sucks. That's absolutely bullshity. It sucks
way they medical life, she said, like her whole life too,
(53:49):
something that you trust and they're like, oh yeah, whether
trust meant nothing? Yeah, fuck you, I'm gone. I hope
you can start over with someone else, because like, if
it's like a family thing, you're just taking it your
off for being a doctor.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
I didn't know you could do that.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Probably for a year. The doctors get along on if
they get a year, then you get like.
Speaker 10 (54:10):
Six months, three months, I have a doctor, then maybe get.
Speaker 7 (54:16):
More if you have like time off, well you got
Also if your doctor is pregnant and about to be
taken off of that, I feel like she would have.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Known that probably, Yeah, hard to hide.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, but if like I don't go to my doctor
except like once a year or whatever that's true, then
like I don't.
Speaker 5 (54:33):
Know, Hey, any life updates, you know how? Don't text
my doctor.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
That'd be weird.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
Getting got knocked up any time recently? Am fucking unprotected.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Imagine if you're probably gonna get.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
A physician, that'd be sick. I get so much fool ship.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
You say that'd be sick.
Speaker 7 (54:54):
But then you turn forward and you're like, hey James,
then you just stick your finger up my ass.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
Different person you want to.
Speaker 7 (55:03):
That's the thing that I kind of feel like, you
rather want someone who you're comfortable with, so also then
you can hold it over your friends forever.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Then you stuck your finger in my ass if.
Speaker 5 (55:15):
We could hold it over you two.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
Okay, that's a solid not cool abby, Mikey Paul is
that it's just Mikey p on X, the raining Gravy
m VP from last year. He says he's knuck. Cool
is that he twisted his ankle while in the rain
and ended up wet and with a herd ankle. That's
I was gonna say, what if this part is worst?
Speaker 1 (55:39):
If the ankle.
Speaker 3 (55:40):
Sucks, but you can change, but you can't hurt your ankle.
Speaker 7 (55:46):
Yeah, but what if you miss Likely if they were
like out at some place so they weren't gonna be
home for a couple of hours, it's gonna be wet
for a couple.
Speaker 3 (55:53):
That sucks. That sucks a lot.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
The last one from you, you guys and gals. This
is from Melissa Hyde at mel Hide Myself and she
says bought some thhc seltzers to try. I had one,
and I had it felt anything for about an hour
and a half. So I drank another one, and not
too long after that beat my whole world tilted and
I ate my way through my kitchen.
Speaker 5 (56:16):
Next time, I'm gonna stick with just one.
Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
That's what I think I happen to say everybody.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
The first time you're just get knocked out and pass
it out like that's kind of no.
Speaker 7 (56:26):
I just mean the more of like not like I
don't feel it, and then all of a sudden it
all hits you once you have.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
The second one. Yeah, it's always after you've re upped
for the next one.
Speaker 7 (56:36):
Yeah, especially with a hour and a half you're like, yeah,
this should have kicked in by now.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
But if you're not used.
Speaker 10 (56:41):
To it, that shouldn't think while yeah it sucks and
you just saw a different planet.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
Yeah, ride, ride it out.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
I'm gonna do that to myself on purpose later.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Good, that sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
I'm gonna have a great time.
Speaker 5 (56:55):
Harrey, you gonna go first. You gotta not cool. First
of all, never had a thhc celter really never.
Speaker 7 (57:01):
If you like, when I got something earlier today, you
can take home and their their auto pumpers a.
Speaker 3 (57:07):
Little treat first.
Speaker 6 (57:10):
Okay, interesting, interesting, not cool. When your order gets wrong,
like food order, my food order gets wrong, they just
send it back guy, but I'm not Sometimes I'm gonna
check the bad guy, but I'm not checking, and so
I didn't check the bag.
Speaker 3 (57:28):
So I'm just like.
Speaker 5 (57:30):
Went back home wrong fish order, Like, oh man, dude.
Speaker 7 (57:36):
Yeah, that's the worst two because you know to check
the back, but sometimes you just don't.
Speaker 3 (57:40):
Exactly are you a fast food fish? No?
Speaker 6 (57:43):
So I ordered from an Asian restaurant a pairline called
Spicy Banda. Shut up Spicy Banda, and they had to
rebrand from Spicy Panda because I think like Panda Express
did something to that.
Speaker 5 (57:57):
They own panda the word panda right probably like.
Speaker 6 (58:03):
Exactly, like I don't know what exactly happened, but they
were getting a lot of business named Spicy Panda, and
I feel so bad because now they named Spicy Banda
and they barely get any business.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
The Spicy.
Speaker 5 (58:18):
Telling to reband Spicy That is a cool name.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
That's a great band name. Yeah. And then also to
become a band, they need a stage. A band with
their own restaurant is gonna get customers in the door.
They got great food, yeah, they always do that.
Speaker 6 (58:37):
Uh. They have a three flavor pepper chicken. So they
do a lot of seseshe Wan food, so like Sesshon
spices and stuff. I'm a big food guy. So you
mentioned food Network, so like my ears perked up. I
love to cook a lot good eats like yeah, o
g good eats out and Brown like he was recently
on Mythical Kitchen for like last Meals. They do a
(58:58):
last Meals podcast for Mythical Kitchen, uh, and it's like, well,
what would be your last meal?
Speaker 3 (59:04):
You know?
Speaker 6 (59:04):
And so they have like a mortgage board of stuff
for your last meal, and and Alton Brown was on there,
and I was just like, I'm watching this. This is
nostalgic for me. I remember watching a ship ton of
Alton Brown when I was a kid, like the dude
Fox Emerald, Oh Bam bam.
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Bam, Triple D is always cool, is always cool?
Speaker 5 (59:31):
Beat Gordon Ramsey. I don't know it's.
Speaker 7 (59:36):
Original Iron Chef. I feel like it doesn't hit the same.
I'm still good, It's just not like I want to
translated on.
Speaker 5 (59:46):
Weekends The Pioneer.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
I No, we're just gonna make these biscuits and we're
gonna cover them in sausage, and we're gonna cut them
op and the we're gonna put the sausage in here
and fill it with grits. That sounds awesome, I realized
thirty minutes she just she's she's like as MR and
I don't like a SMR. But I'm just like I
could just listen to her talk that she's so sweet,
(01:00:11):
that beast. I don't even I'm not even doing a
good impression.
Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
I forgot how how she talks, so I do. I
can't remember how she talks.
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
All she does is all I see every time now.
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
When they go to grocery stores, is her like her?
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
What her special like?
Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Pans and stuff are being seldo. I'm like, what's the
difference between this pan and it was the and that's
not the pant she started with. She started someone else's pan.
I always think it's funny, but it's like Wolfgang Puck
inspired pan, Like what did he do? What we should
do is we should make this pant, this pan, this
is more panny than the rest of the pants.
Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
It's just pants we want. Do you think George Warman
invented that fucking girl? So I was like, Grill, I
need to put your name on.
Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
It, sell bunch, and we offered it to hall Coga
and hal Coga didn't turn They'll call first, Yeah they
did you think? So Hogan lied a lot. He makes
me know it was the George.
Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
The gal people were the people that said, well, now
fucking calls back.
Speaker 7 (01:01:14):
Came out, and Hogan knows best because he said he
pick up and he missed the call because he went
to go pick.
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Up his kids. So then they called George forehood.
Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
But I'm like, also, why was it such a rush
thing that you couldn't put only forty five minutes?
Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
They do it girls.
Speaker 7 (01:01:32):
I never once thought about how that could have been
a lie. But I feel like somebody would have disputed it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Now it's it's she'll attend to dispute things that all
Cogan says they're not true. There's a lot of things
that he lied about, you know when the people disputed this,
now make a part of my childhood. Never told a lie.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
I'll believe it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Definitely told them.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
But yeah, that absolutely sucks. Yeah, if somebody eat it,
it's gonna be good.
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Yeah I wanted. Yeah, you're just like you're in a
bad mood for But now now my lunches, I'm angry eating, yeah,
you know, like inspiraling.
Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
I'm now gonna eat more in spite.
Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Yeah. And and now he's looking up other places to
get back at you, to give them my business because
my way is fucked up. Now I'm going to Panda Express. Yeah,
I'm going to it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Just you google Panda or whatever as has the name.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Panic.
Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
We're going here now exactly that I'm getting, not trade
from everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
That's how that works quite a few of those where
I live.
Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
That what you got, uh, just people being fucking slow
as ship at the gas absolutely saying I was at
filled up at sam Stub the other day and anybody
that fills up their those the lines just back up
because it makes me not want to go, like I
wouldn't go.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Get guess if I see a lot and I'm just
luckily or you're saving five students together, like I my
time is worth more my probably not, probably not.
Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
It's usually it doesn't usually take that long anyway. And
as I pulled up, the person who was waiting in
front of one of the cars left, so then they're
able to move right in and the cool on first
in line. There's one car in front of them, the lady.
The lady pulls up to the second one. The guy
gets out of the first one finishes pumping before she
even gets out of her fucking car. She like pulled
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in with just sitting there fiddling with shit in their
car for like three minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
The guy finishes.
Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Gets back in his car as she's.
Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Getting out to go to the pump.
Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
So then I pulled up to the middle area because cool.
Speaker 7 (01:03:34):
He's by Then he sat in his car for over
two minutes, just sat there, and I'm sitting there blocking
the middle now because I'm like, get the fuck go,
what do you go? Finally he pulls away and I
went in right there. Then the lady just like driving
away like didn't even end up getting gass.
Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
She didn't have exams card, did she probably not that
fucking thing for like two minutes before at you're out man,
And I tried that too before. I'm not a number
I could just get gassy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Was so fucking angry as I'm filling up, I'm just
sitting there outside my car just like shaking with anger.
Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
That's how I feel that BUCkies all the time. That's
why I don't under I get the people like BUCkies.
It pisses me off and I get into just like
irrational anger by being like who.
Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Went side was shopping car at the pump. There's eighty
seven pumps.
Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
They're all fucking taken I don't understand. And there's people
that you just they have no atiquetes, like like you're
done with the pump, you can park anywhere else.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Look at if you and at Sam's Club, dude, just
go fucking pull into the fucking thing if you want
to look on your phone for a second, just fucking
clear out, clear.
Speaker 7 (01:04:40):
Out any way, like people parking and then going inside
the BUCkies, like parking at the pump that I feel
like this was even worse.
Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
When you're done pumping, get the fuck out. You can't
sit in your car for like two three minutes at
the pump.
Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
That is inexcusable behavior and a fucking site society.
Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yeah, I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Like not even get just like chase them down, beat
the ship up.
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Should I never would want you should have got some
gas and then like a box of matches and then
just pay hey, and then they live on fire and
they'll be like, I'll show you.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I should have just followed him around next time where
whipped into a parking spot.
Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
They're just sat there.
Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Oh, we're just sitting place.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
That's what we do. But I always have said that
like at ATMs, we need chot clocks. We need shot
clocks at the gas pumps too, like oh yeah, I
got in there the second your car goes in, and
then like slow pumps, it adjusts because sometimes you get
a slow pump and there's nothing I can do there. Yeah,
but like this is like like from the time that
you get there to the time that you pump the gas.
The second your gas starts getting pumped, start a timer,
(01:05:43):
like whether it be three mitts. We gotta figure out
whatever the sweet spot is to I don't know how
long it takes normally fill up a car, but whatever
that is, add a minute to it. That way you
can do whatever you gotta do. But like, okay, I
know I don't want to see cool. Take the fucking
thing out, put it back to the fuck out of there.
Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
Adding a pitch clock to.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
The pump, yes, yeah, yes, we need that.
Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
The backlos on everything with ATMs, Like people people get
to the ATM and you're waiting for that and they
pull up the drive through ATM and they're just like,
I'm gonna take an hour.
Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
And a half to fucking pull out the twenty dollars
an to go by weed, Like that's what they're gonna do.
What do you like? What are you moving around like?
It's withdrawal deposit this?
Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Do I want receipt?
Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
Or no?
Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
Done?
Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
He's over it.
Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
It should never take it long.
Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
It's like, okay, you get one minute at the ATM. Cool, buzz,
go back around.
Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
Sorry it closes you guys, start the new transaction.
Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
It would be good shopping carts with like a thirty
second shot. Talk on them the second it stops moving.
That thing so that like it starts going as soon
as the car stops moving. So people won't just stand
in front of one fucking section looking at it for
five and a half. No, you find where you're supposed
to be. Oh I need corn bread backs. You get
to the aisle, you sit there, you grab the box,
(01:06:54):
you go. You'll stare at the wall for four and
a half fucking minutes, blocking the entire aisle.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Big cornbread, bad, big corn bread. I wouldn't trust anybody
that's not a cornbread yet.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Cornbread is delicious, like unless you're allergic to corn, which
is just not a thing that doesn't exist.
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
There are people that are like blueden.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I bet you they still like cornbread.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Probably I like it like cornbread.
Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Gross, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
No, there's a gross cornbert for sure, there's.
Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Been bad cornbuts it's not what I'm saying. But someone
who just blankets it was like, no, I've never liked
I've never liked corn breads.
Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
One of those things that like, I get if you're
not from the South, why you would think it's gross?
Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Or who you would not care about? Cornerback? I guess so,
I guess so. But then like you have to have
cornbread and then you have it. Oh his rocks, Like
why where's this been in my life? And then some
day you.
Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
Discover you like, hold on, let me heat have a pan,
pullttle butter down and toast the corn bread on it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
Oh you go to ATV at the Halopeeno corn bread woo?
Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
What does frame Berevaldas?
Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Do you get? The gas pump.
Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Probably throws a baseball at somebody's fucking head.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
He blows it all up, he blows but they just
blow us up a cast.
Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
Like yeah, I thought of pitch clock, right, And then
y'all were just like talking about shot clocks and pitch
clock and I'm like, man, frames just gonna have a
hard time in life now, Like just the moundains life
is gonna be horrible for him, but it.
Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Makes sense first time, especially right like in a place
like like Sam's, it's been to be filling up fast
and people are trying, like there's a lot of people waiting.
Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
It's like, it's all right, we're gonna gonna shot clock mom. Sorry,
it makes things more efficient.
Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
People would still just sit there, like why is it
going on? I didn't do anything that's.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Problem, But I do like though that, like the idea
of the buzzer going on, like, hey, move your fucking car,
like I like it.
Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
Then people start looking at it. You're like, now you're
a nuisance when you do it?
Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
How long? How long you gotta look at fucking barbecue sauce?
You'd pick one and go or move your cart and
then let everybody else gets that.
Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Everyone doesn't just go through life like how can I
just not be inconvenience other people in public? That's all
I do in public, Just want to get out of
the awareness. I never want to be in anybody's way,
and everyone's constantly in my way.
Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
I hate it. It happens to everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
It's very large. So I'm the extra conscious about not
being people.
Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Like if you're the guys, the first person at the
light and I honk at you once because you were
on your phone when the light turned green, and then
the next light, I also have to honk at you.
It's like, you gotta be aware what are you doing now?
You're just you're just saying fuck you to me by
being like I don't really care.
Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
You're tidings, which to most people be like, I don't
know you, so you're time means nothing.
Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
Yeah, I don't like anyone and I don't know, but
I also try not to inconvenience them.
Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
Yeah, we'll just like I'm gonna eat this.
Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
I'm gonna eat this wrong order that I got just
because I don't want to go back and yell. I'm
not gonna call. I'm not gonna cost scene. It's gonna
take more time out of it. Uh min. Not cool?
Is I had my first year trip with my kid,
so yeah, I thought I was gonna dodge that in
a year almost two years. Yeah, my daughter was running around,
we were playing and she was playing with my brother
(01:10:06):
and ran off and my parents where my parents. Brother
was in town and they have a dog bowl holder
that's like lifted off the ground and she fell and
just hit like right and like right between her chain
and her mouth, like on the side of her face,
right right at the edge of the dog bowlder and
just gashed it open. We thought we might have to
(01:10:28):
get stitches and I would take it or any are
Why didn't you just put her face in. I tried that.
It didn't work. She got bleeding. I did try that, okay,
I was like, but there were a lot of people
who were more concerned than that. I was where I
was like, it'll be fine, not like a life threatening injury.
She's okay, yeah, she's crying. Calm her down. She got
(01:10:49):
pretty calm pretty fast. Like she bounced her back up
and we were like, now you just can't jump on
stuff because you're bleeding. Stopped doing that, then took her
to the I found a butterfly bandit, put it on her,
and then got her to the emergency room. She finally
crushed it. There was an octopus in the murgercy room
waiting room, and so she just kept being like octopus, octopus, octopus.
(01:11:10):
Every every single nurse that like we came out there,
she was like octopus. Oh yeah, there is an octopus.
And then the doctor came back, cleaned it up, and
then glued it. We did not do stitches or anything.
So that was pretty I told you, no, you did not.
She was a concerned parent. I got the concerned so
I was like, whatever, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
I was a little freaked out, but like, my job
is to like be the least amount of freaked out.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Mom can freak out, Yeah, I can't be the one
freaking out or everybody's that's always how I It's good thing.
Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
I wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
I was just it's but the worst part about really
was like because everything to be okay, was that my
brother was like I was upstairs playing with my other
daughter and we had some friends over and we play
with some of their kids, but I had my youngest
daughter with me upstairs.
Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
My brother came up and I said, hey, you come downstairs.
Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Yeah I got and he's like, oh, so she fell
and she's bleeding in it might be bad. And I
was like okay, and I kept being like, dude, it's
gonna be five manute. She's a kid. You didn't do it.
You were playing with her. You didn't like. I was like,
you didn't throw her, you didn't drop her. It wasn't
like you made this happen like you were just playing. Dude,
She's a kid. Kids are sucking not coordinated, and that
(01:12:21):
coordinated us. He falls down all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
See, your brother wasted an opportunity right there.
Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
He could have ran in like stepbrothers.
Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
It's so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
That way when he went down like something. Yeah, but
he was just beating himself up. He up some sort
so sorry, don't It's okay, man, No one's gonna be
bad like that was really the honest part. And then
then he just kept checking up every like five minutes.
He's like, everything is, how's it going? How's it going?
Dude's good. I promise you she's gonna be okay. She's
gonna be okay. But uh, in the ar trip that
(01:12:52):
was and honestly did not take as long as I
thought it would be. I was like, there's the rest
of my day. I didn't take her to like a hospital,
the artist they found like a children's yard. Yeah, and
they they took good care of us. To shout out
to them, I'm not gonna name, but taking taking a
kid to they're not really ideal. It was a pretty
not cool, pretty cool move.
Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Hey, that's the first so she fell off.
Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
She fell off the bed track call the other day
and bump her head on the window, and so she
had a big was like, well, we guess, hey, no blood,
No we are Yeah, we guess, stay.
Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Out of the She's gonna make sure you stay awake
for a little bit. No concussion.
Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Yeah, she was good, She was good.
Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
How would you even tell if a kid has a concussion?
Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Yeah, they're always sleep being fussy.
Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
They slur their words always.
Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
My other daughter though, we were eating at a restaurant
last night, she was kind of always at the end.
Were waiting on the bill and she's kind of getting
a little like loud, like I'm not chilled being here anymore.
But ms lights and she shut up. It was like, yeah,
she's at the point where if you put anything this movie,
you'll kind of watch it. But I was like it
was because of James, not just because there is a
(01:14:04):
movie screen. James like, how can you not like Cam's gad?
I was like, yeah, look at that.
Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
I think, look at him, he's carrying three guys.
Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Then I think it's.
Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
Only if you're an Eagles or Cowboys fan, Like, how
do you feel like Reskins fans can hate him?
Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
He's like, I don't say that. Yeah, I don't know,
maybe slippers.
Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
Maybe like two years, they'll uh, they'll they'll hate him
if they can start to turn the franchise.
Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
But you see what he said this week, he was
averaging what he had before he got hurt. Well, yeah,
but like the rest of the people don't know that
he's gonna he's gonna rush for two thousand yards carries
on three hundred carries. He just averaged what he had
last year. Was like, if I did that for a
seventeen game season, that's three head of carries two thousand.
(01:14:54):
Sounds like we're gonna have a pretty good year. Then,
Fantasy Football hero for me last year until he got
hurt kind of hurt me. Seven Man.
Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Tam Roster.
Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Picked him up on waivers or free agency or whatever.
Nobody drafted him. Well because Tyler Tracy was supposed to
be the Yeah, and then nobody drafted him. And then
like I was like, man, I have an extra spot,
Like why not? I like Cam Skatabo like.
Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Roster, Yeah, I like it, especially like the last bartn't
know I really had this guy.
Speaker 12 (01:15:30):
And then I started I started owing to so I
was like, all right, and best seven weeks he had
three touchdowns THATCA he had two games. We had three
touchdowns in seven weeks.
Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
Yeah, because I was like, okay, I saw he was
gonna be playing or something like that, and I was like,
all right, after them flex what happens.
Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
And I was like, this is the best day of
my life.
Speaker 13 (01:15:50):
I love this to be completely healthy for this year's fine,
I know, but like you know, sometimes it takes like
a full year for he's a super he is, well,
it's not that he's a superhuman that, it's that his
brain just doesn't process pain.
Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
I think feeling like the part of his brain that's
supposed to.
Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Process brain doesn't process, no process. I think he just
has like a portion of his brain that doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
And that's why he's.
Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Football.
Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Had some great screaming and doing funny stuff, and then
a lot of great it's great around the best of it,
but like, hey, the football part works. And now you've
got Patrick Riccard running in front of him run behind.
So that's gonna be scary because then you're gonna get
union bang bang. You can get run into a couple
of times. Now, Oh you know, at some point.
Speaker 7 (01:16:38):
Hardball is gonna put the machine eye in and Ham
and him blocking for Tyrol Tracy.
Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Imagine that goal line package Hub and then a Jackie
Dark could just make it out and run anyways on
a bootleg.
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Just light up nine guys in an eye.
Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
For me, I'd say thirty four yards against my defense.
Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
HM.
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Mean that's probably actually correct though, Well, yeah, because Jackstar's
gonna throw for three thousands, I'll try. He might get
one hundred against my Jackson Dart. You see him under
one fifty against my defense. I forget work for Texans Giants.
You do play well. Packers pack Jordan.
Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
Love I know Packers and the Cowboys, which I feel
like he see every four years.
Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
I feel like they do because they have the odd
the odd games.
Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
So then you pay, say, I feel like the Packers
Cowboys like every you.
Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Play one division on either side, that's eight games. Then
you have your.
Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
You're six games against your division, that's fourteen.
Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
So then you have like they look at where you
wear the schedule, like where your record was, and then
they pair you with teams. They also finish their division.
So wherever the Packers finished, they were like the Cowboys
would have finished second in their division.
Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
I guess yeah, because the Giants where I just.
Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
Love when I get to play the Cowboys because I
get to watch all my Cowboys friends be super sad
because the Packers always find a way to just rip
their heart or tie.
Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Well, that was one time we're tie. You don't always
ast me always. Well, I was just mad because they
waited up for the they're gonna do it and then
they just tied.
Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
Yeah, that's probably the most unsatisfied I've ever been after
a football game.
Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Sometimes times are fun.
Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Yeah, if they don't involve your team, yes, or if
you do.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Dam just didn't know that that was a possibility in
a football But if your team like should have lost
that and then tied, then you kind of they went
and then you get give me the team that kind
of could either fuck somebody because you don't have a loss.
Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
Yea not a loss though, huh.
Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
We're in the playoffs by a half a game, but
we missed the playoffs by half a game.
Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
The first time it happens in the season. I gonna
do math for the rest.
Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
Of the fuck because that was pretty early in the
game too, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Yeah, he's like ship, I gotta I don't worry in
the division. I don't know there's a tie involved in
my brain is stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
I don't get any The.
Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
Best part of football is like, well, what what's the
best part of football?
Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Go look at the records and you're like, cool, Sunday, Monday, Thursday,
that could change here. But like when you look at
like soccer, I've been looking to see if west Ham
is gonna get really but they will. But you're like,
all right, well, Tottenham doesn't play until Tuesday, so technically
also they did. So if Tottenham loses and west Ham wins,
(01:19:30):
then west Ham is up and ten is down. If
Tottenham ties or wins, it's and or if I believe
if time them ties and then we score fifteen goals
and win by fifteen goals, which isn't good, but what
it did, by the way, they just are like, we're
just pulling. We're pulling the keeper. It's just fun. Tottenham,
(01:19:54):
just like, dude, we just want to they would they
would immediately be penalized for that, so everybody's just having
a fun time. Dude.
Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
Okay, so those are not fools.
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Let's wrap it up with the answers segment. We do
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(01:20:28):
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Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
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Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
To all right. Our first question this week is from Ali,
and Ali says why do people love bomb in relationships?
Love Bombing is just buying a bunch of stuff, right
like be like, hey, here's a bunch of things.
Speaker 10 (01:21:22):
I don't think it's not necessarily just like showering them
in gifts or doing a bunch of things.
Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
They're just being all over. I don't know, probably because
I like them.
Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
I was gonna say, like love let like people's love languages, right,
like gift giving is a love language. That could be it. Also,
manipulation could be a part of it too, But I
think love is sort of manipulating anyways, right Like I'm
trying to manipulate you into loving me. That's love, Like, yeah,
it happens more naturally, but manipulating is just kind of
(01:21:53):
making things happen anyways. I manipulated my wife to like
me by hanging out with her and a stiff. I
wouldn't say I love bomber over ten long years. I
wouldn't have to love bomb on a cold shoot budget water.
Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
So much talk about though Chili's on our first dates.
Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Cocos, that's a pretty big love bomb. It's probably the
best way is love bombing could be different. Price want
a Teddy Bear?
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Or do I want tacos again?
Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Fucking tacos. I think some people just get excited when
they're a new relationship and they're just like, I'm so
excited and how to handle it? And if you haven't
been in a lot of relationships, you're like, I should
just buy you all the stuff and they do that.
Some people are just rich as fucked and like to
buy things people they care about. Some people are trying
and probably use it to get you to like it
more than you do.
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
But some people, yeah, love languages, give you.
Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
That's what they like to do, so that would be yeah,
I'm not a love I don't know. I don't know.
I like buying stuff. That's always cool.
Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
I don't like the spending money part of it though.
Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
I don't like that part, but I like the end result.
But like, oh that's cool, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
That the best.
Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
But you give a good gift. Mm hmm, that's sick.
Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
I don't know if I've ever got that.
Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
I'm more of a Here's Whiskey.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
The rod guy in the Texas Radio Hall of Fame,
and I got him a bust of his head. That's awesome.
And I tried to make it like nflu like that.
You should have got mister clean and give them that one.
Speaker 7 (01:23:20):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
I had to do like it was a whole thing.
I had to send a thing in. They like, sent
me back, this is what we got so far, and
they're like, nope, that doesn't look like it. And then
they had to review it was a whole process. But
like he was like, oh dude, this badass. I was like,
good gift. Look at everybody else in the show it.
I want guys, good gift for mother's days. First Mother's
(01:23:41):
Day with two kids. You know the little viewfinder thing
that you used to use a little Fisher Price wins
as pictures of her and our kids and all slides.
Killer should suck one in there. If you like Spider
Man and the building, I'm pretty good gift giving, I
feel like, but that is a good like love lagers.
But they also stressed myself like out but being like
all so in said this, I hope they don't hate people.
(01:24:03):
Don't hate me. If you don't getting gifts, usually do
it as long as it's not like immediate family. Yeah,
you just don't do gifts with your family. We don't
because we're all like, are you a gift family?
Speaker 6 (01:24:16):
Hardy?
Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:24:19):
Like Christmas, do you get your family gifts?
Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
Yeah, but that's just kind of like it feels like
it's a given because it's Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Birthdays, Wow, not anymore. I feel like.
Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
Birthdays as you get older, like let's go have dinner
and stuff. Yeah that's fine, I'm.
Speaker 7 (01:24:35):
The youngest child and I'm thirty five, Like, what are
we going to fucking tie? Like, I'll get my mama
ball a whiskey. Yeah, it's usually get me a whiskey.
My dad's like, don't nobody ship.
Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
I'm like cool, saying, yep, that's what my dad is.
I remember being like, well, I got my Christmas shopping
out of the way. That pat one.
Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
He was like, I don't know, what do you mean
do it? You don't get like your brother, your mom
and dad.
Speaker 7 (01:24:58):
He's like me and my brother three years ago, no kiss.
We were probably like eighteen and twenty.
Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
If you have an agreement, I guess it's different.
Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
And then my sisters we all like we kind of
get it. And then somewhere along the way we're all like,
why we're just wasting money. Hey, if I send you
a gift card, you're not gonna use, and you send
me a gift card, I'm not gonna use. What if
we just don't do that? And then we keep that
money and it's like we give ourselves a present.
Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
That yeah, our presents with each other are seeing each other.
Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
That's what love bombing sounds.
Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
I don't know. I can see like, I can see
it being MANIPULTI if you're just trying to get somebody
to like you.
Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
But it's kind of bad connotation, but it doesn't happen.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Let's go and do with that open mind. Yeahppy, I
would love for someone to love bombing buy me ship.
Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Yeah yeah, love bombing with tennessee burden.
Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
I think the only fans, But I think it's called blessing, right,
love not love bombing, it's blessing wants to bless me?
Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
This is my Amazon wish this.
Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Hey, yeah, I bought her a TV? Like, why why
did you buy a TV? You live in montanas he
doesn't live here. Well, but she's really hot, she's gonna
She said my name on her live stream one time.
Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
So you bought her a TV? How much money did
you already spend on her?
Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
This one?
Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Four hundred eighty six?
Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
She couldn't used that spot. You're jerking off?
Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
Well yeah, yeah, you jerked off to her four hundred
dollars worth?
Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
What you say that if you're donating my only fans goes?
Have you jerked off for them X amount of dollars?
Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
We'll see then and then you have to quantify how
much is each one of your that's worth eight bucks.
Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
Oh we were like Kentucky Derby in it. I haven't
want a Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Well I have one three.
Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
I'm not saying what would it be worth other people.
I'm saying if you just have that, like, what is
it like? How much joy?
Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
What is it worth? A couple of bucks? I'm exactly costing.
Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Okay, se couldn't even be like these is worth thirty
eight cents, so four hundred dollars. You can't do that
in the month.
Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Actually, my nuts are worth whatever two children, which is
a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Two million dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
A million dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Circle out around, just be your tax refund.
Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
Yeah, those are the shared.
Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
Account I don't I don't see that. They used to
come to me and I'd be able to buy cool
stuff with it.
Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
But now polish the YouTube comments?
Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
How to hardy these things you like and don't like?
And then how much does it not worth?
Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
And just put a dollar about?
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Well know what you mean? Yeah, you have to say
my nut is worth this? Just put a dollar about.
We'll get it. Eighteen we'll get it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
Yes, I want to. The minetary amount has to be
a pays the conversions.
Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
No, we almost.
Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
Pass is probably the one you get the most out right,
what's the least valuable currency?
Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
Because yet I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Because yet it's like.
Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
You're like, what.
Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
Yeah, n yen like the dancing thing.
Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Oh you mean the cult that is very bad.
Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
We needn't doi Chinese.
Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Yeah, this Jap read about your Asian culture.
Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
That's why I can't make dumplings. Brother, That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
That's why I should the Asian culture. Maybe I don't
created dumblings, and I don't even.
Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
Know what if I just come in next week, I
figure these are the best guy I was. I did
the thing where like you know, you watch Food Network
once and then you get a lot like I should
buy a steam pot. I should I should probably buy
a hot pot. I should probably get that, bro, you
never ate hot pot meals ever, Like I.
Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Haven't ever had this.
Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
I almost We need more cabinet space that we don't
have to be used for this thing that will be
used one time and then probably never again.
Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
I almost bottle rice cookers slashed dumblings.
Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
See her the other day when I was really hot,
dassies on it weet.
Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
But we can share it like a child.
Speaker 7 (01:29:05):
Well, I remember, and I don't cook rice or place
we can have like splitcastic, but I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
I was like, dude, I could eat so much rice
a right in this. I was like, you never bought rice?
What I buy instants like the ones I come in
the package you microwave for.
Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Ninety every now and if I'm feeling crazy, I have
a boiler bag.
Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
You just boil the whole bag. Yeah, you put it
back in. It's got the little holes through it and
then they just kind of you pour it in anything.
You know, if you don't wash your rice, you dishonor
your family, Well, you're boiling washing. I don't know how
you wouldn't boil boiled or you wouldn't wash boiled rice.
You're gonna watch it first.
Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
If you boil, it kills all the stuff right until
you clean water.
Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
But all the starch cities in there, dude, you can
get that stars out. I watched a lot of videos.
Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
I stayed going and start telling it easy. When I
iron in my clothes, us the starch? Does that be awesome?
That's what's supposed everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
Has do that sticky.
Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
It might be the Italian.
Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Pasta. What's this guy's we got off. We had off
track on that one, didn't we I.
Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Don't remember what our answer was when we gave you.
Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
Something, let's be open minded, bomb okay because they buy Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Then I said, blessing.
Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
I'm going only fans. See we figured it out, all right,
I just want what if we bought when we just
haves He's on the on the hot.
Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
Answers portion we're going talking about on.
Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
The rice cooker and the dumpling maker. When we have
these and you're like.
Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna want this
in like six weeks.
Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
I also probably won't either, So then we just become
like parents that hate each other, like the divorced parents
that just don't get off.
Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
It's your fucking weekend with the rice cooker. You always
have the time, maybe a fucking toaster last week. You
always say this, Matt, you always.
Speaker 7 (01:31:01):
You take it.
Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
It's your fucking weekend.
Speaker 7 (01:31:02):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
Had it for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
No, I'm not going something that's scoody in your place anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Well, you can have Tuesdays, Thursdays and every other weekend.
We've had Tuesdays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and every other weekend. Just
make the most fucked up bak schedule. I will, I
will write a letter the judge quickly. I'm we drop
(01:31:32):
it off at the fire station. You just run out,
throw at the door away.
Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
Somebody left the baby, No, they left the dumpling maker.
Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
But we put it.
Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
Look, we tried the love the best we could.
Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
We just don't.
Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
We just can't. I'm just we just can't. Yeah, let's
do that.
Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
That would be a really fun like for like holiday charities,
like the people that do like real holiday charities for
the good. Ours is that we just provide dumpling makers
to a couple of stations every year, going past the
gravy cares where we donate one dumpling maker a year
(01:32:13):
to a random fire station, and we're like, okay, it's
always fire station sixty ninety sixty seven. Always do we
have that?
Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
I saw fire station sixty nine truck other day.
Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Yeah, imagine six seven. So we're gonna bless them so hard.
Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
Spoiler, it's gonna be one of those two that wins
this year. And then that's awesome because to raise our
charity goal, we would only have to get like forty dollars.
I also work like right next to a fire station.
So that's gonna mean to drop off and then but
we have to go and act like we're like heroes.
I find more preferred like we like we did, act
(01:32:49):
like we just bought a veteran a house. Here you go,
he's a brand new wife dog girl, like we already
have one. Fuck get back.
Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
There's there's a guy that moved in my dad's neighborhood
who had the house buil because he got his legs
blown off.
Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
I could get them.
Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
We could also do that.
Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Hey, I always remember me I was one of the
one hundred people that help solve your lawn.
Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
But I do like that we do it, but we
have to do it anonymously and honestly. I mean we
film it and then release it and take all the credit,
but act like we're doing it anonymously, and we do.
Just drop it into the day, drop our hearts like
and subscribe.
Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
Don't forget.
Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
We don't have madic glasses or anything on. But uh,
what's going on? How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
There's a guy that I always see a TikTok to
like commment people's outfits and he's like it's good, it's
good to like, you know, put positive. There's like, yo, bro,
I really like that hat, really nice hat man, and
so I people wapping up and they're like, yeah cool.
And then somebody I really like your medic glasses and
I was like, Oh, they're fucking onto you, dude, They're
fucking onto you.
Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
That's probably the most compliments I give it. That's hat
I say, like I point.
Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Out, especially if it's like a vintage like sports anything
like that's a sick ass fucking pajama rocket hat, the
Harley Square.
Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
But like I'm like sick Seattle Superstars. They're gonna bring
it back. It's a great way to just like have
combos with like a random dude, you're in an elevator.
That's I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Nice shirt.
Speaker 5 (01:34:26):
Yeah, well love potassium.
Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
Alright. Mason writes in with their next question, and Mason says,
can you wash.
Speaker 5 (01:34:42):
Dishes with the broken collar bone?
Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
My roommate recently broke his and has avoided doing the
dishes In parentheses, he says all his the last two weeks,
claiming that he can't do them because of his injury.
He sure does have no problem making more dishes.
Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
I mean hand washing dishes. I hate to say it,
but it's probably pretty difficult to do that.
Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Do you not have a dishwasher? It takes one lives, dud,
he must not be married, rat.
Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
Situation, you get it.
Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
No, I'm not washing, I'm leaving leaving him in there
for the lady.
Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
I thought I thought that if you break a color,
but that you can only lift your hand up to
like right here.
Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Right which broken. You're not supposed to move it.
Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Okay, we're a fucking sling dude, that's the thing. Like
you break both aren't But you read both sides of
your collar and you do one handed. First of all,
you can hold it with the sling hand and then
wash it wet.
Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
But tell me just put a trash bag over it.
Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
Fucking must strucks get ready to get wet.
Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
Bro, Yeah, I mean sharks hand washing. It makes it
much more difficult. It is possible, you can't do it.
I'm just put a ship in the dishwasher.
Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
So I if you can make dishes, like if he's
cooking ship, if he's putting stuff in a bowl heating
it up, Because I was like, if you're cooking, okay,
that's still a lot even if you're like, well, he's
doing the most basic stuff like put it in like
a fucking hot pocket. You gotta get out of the fridge,
put the thing, type the buttons, like, oh I do
it one hand it okay, you can obviously you can
(01:36:15):
do that. And you can scrub shit. Yeah yeah, your
makes being a fish. Don't like just order out, Just
worder out and then get the dishes down, then order out. Well,
how you supposed to open the trash can if you Yeah,
that's basically you're you're just trying to act like you
don't have any responsibility for any.
Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Yeah, like it is difficult and it can't be painful.
Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
But like you can do it.
Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
I'm or time to.
Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Pay you to do it.
Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
If you can make dishes with the broken collarbo.
Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
And you can clean dishes fat paper plates, like I
don't understand if people are out, you're wasting the environment.
Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
It's bad that you only eat off the paper plates,
like it's not okay.
Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Yeah, but like sometimes you need to heat something, you
don't really want to.
Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Heat it up on the paper two paper plates.
Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
That's oh I forgot about double shit.
Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
Look, I'm not saying I'm rich. I'm saying things are
going okay. And that's to where I can sometimes double stack.
Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
It can either be easy and wasteful or a little
bit less easy. And you gotta do dishes.
Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
That's bad for the environment. Okay, yeah, they cancel it
out by donating dumpling maker. I'm really we're really doing
that this year. That's gonna be a charity we start,
I don't we need to register? Look up how to register? Hardy,
You're you're gonna have to be our ideas guy, and
by ideas guys, and we come up with the ideas
and we get to figure out if it's possible. Most
of them will be. That's fine. You have to do
(01:37:32):
this the bad news. Yeah, but then we'll just yell
at you God damn Harley. Why not then you say,
then we'll forget about it by next week. So it's
just like out of luck luck. But yeah, see if
see if you get start like how hard it is
to start charity. I mean, really we're not good. What
(01:37:53):
if we got a big donor and then got like
ten don't think that, Think of how think of how
blessed the fire the fire member huh.
Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
We should get them all from team of two. So
if they're fire hazards.
Speaker 5 (01:38:10):
It's perfect they're literally their job is to fight that.
Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
They're the most equipped to fight the fire inside.
Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
Of their house. Yeah, I would say so, all right,
but yeah, if you can fucking make dishes where it
broke the collar shut.
Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Like, oh you left, these are the same I brought
back to you.
Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
That is the worst though, if you have a roommate
and then you both have kind of like shared dishes,
and then you're like, well, like I made one thing,
I'm not going to clean all of the dishes. So
you just do the weight out period and it's six
weeks later, and now all of our stuff smells in
the kitchens.
Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Around the passage. For every roommates, you gotta go through.
Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
The four dudes that just do that all the time.
And then we up just throwing at all lovely.
Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
None of us ever really hung out at our apartment,
so there wasn't like when we cooked there, but it
was never like you're in there with bro during the shoulder.
Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
I've never had my apartment nless, I was sleeping. That's
what's drink with the boys, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
The penny taster.
Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
The penny taster, right, sounds like a really bad like
batman villain.
Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
Oh no, it's the Penny Taste. He's tasting all of
Gotham's pennies.
Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Sounds like a Michael Scott made a character on the
Spot Midnight.
Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
Yeah, when he takes care of Golden Face, then.
Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
He's gonna go after you find out the Golden Face
was working for the Penny Taster.
Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
Oh fu, he was just a pawn.
Speaker 13 (01:39:46):
In the game.
Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
Dude, that's the penny Taster who's just named the episode
of Penny Taster. The penny Taster says, what does it
mean if someone calls you corn horny? I alouldy?
Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
Imagine the way that your horny is corny.
Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
They're calling you corny, but like you're trying to flirt
with them.
Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Yeah, like what would be like, Hey, he don't you're
looking fine there today, but that's a corny. It was
like Russell Wilson, Yes, Russell wife.
Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
That's that's what Hey, you know I missed it on
limb and.
Speaker 6 (01:40:28):
Was corny?
Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
You like, sup? For you I got.
Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
I can give you a half five dollars anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
But for you up by it? No, you don't. You
only have the half six?
Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
Are you getting getting all hot and bothered watching you
do my lunges around the room.
Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
On the plane. Well, he lives in a plane, now
a plane. He only snoozes her on the plane only plane. Honey,
let's go on a trip. No, listen is future? That's good.
Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
I think corny Harry probably means you just trying to flirt.
You're being corny as hell.
Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
That means you're awesome at flirting.
Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
Like corny Harry would be like, oh hurt, would you
fell from heaven? They probably trying to pick me up
with the corn I don't that sounds like a great move, honestly, Yeah,
that sounds like corny horn Yeah, are you in ninja?
Because your body's.
Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
Like that?
Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Yeah, I'll pick you first.
Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
And if you're corny all the time, then when you're horny,
you're just corny.
Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
So that I guess just regular. Then. Yeah, if you're
corny and you get horny, that is you? Is that
that probably be explain mister missus taster, let's watch out
tasting those pennies. Yeah, with that name, I have a
feeling you're probably pretty corny, but in a good way.
(01:42:00):
Matt Mulletta rights in it and says which hobby attracts
the worst group of people?
Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
Got the Dallas area or in the Philadelphia area.
Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
I was gonna say cross burning.
Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
Like people that are really into burning crosses. That's kind
of the worst CrossFit and cross burning.
Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
I don't know if that's necessarily a hobby or probably
bye product.
Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
Of an ideology for some people there.
Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
What do you like to do on the weekends? I know, me,
me have my own buildings, crosses, burn out.
Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
We like to go hate on minorities, lots of crosses
and they are just have a nice little bonfire.
Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
And then we go watch soccer.
Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
They don't watch soccer.
Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
Things are all racists, well, but they don't talk to that.
Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
They could and remember, well, I'm.
Speaker 5 (01:42:48):
Treating ship damn Junior's best start. We got a fucking
daytown of five hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
I was translated into English, where clearly I was doing Albania.
Speaker 14 (01:42:57):
That's that's Kazaks Dan all racists really the KAZAKHSTI Kazakhs, Albanians, but.
Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
The Polish, any anybody an Eastern Europe.
Speaker 7 (01:43:11):
I just assume you're racist, Okay. I feel like it's
a fair assumption of it. They're always slept on, always
for about it out in their country.
Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
Is also they probably hate everything and they have zero
hockey bill also.
Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Sure, so what do they have for the abbey about nothing?
Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
So they're just bad racist good point.
Speaker 5 (01:43:34):
Yeah, I would say.
Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
I would say burning cross is still is a pretty bad,
bad hobby to get into. But for actual hobbies, it's
CrossFit or bicycle veganism like run clubs. Run clubs also
seem like the worst people. What any any like people are.
Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
Really really into like a specific thing like that, I
know what it is.
Speaker 7 (01:43:56):
You got anybody that is on an hire way board
the h that's that's a hobby, your hobby that I
like to be a.
Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
Dickhead to people that.
Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
It's definitely not the real one. That's not your job hobby.
Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
Read bicycles, cross Well, they're the same group of people
just doing it different.
Speaker 7 (01:44:18):
No, the bicycle doesn't involve enough of the body for
the CrossFit crowd. Basically it's like your dads, I want
to stay in shape.
Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
That's the CrossFit all right?
Speaker 15 (01:44:31):
You just.
Speaker 6 (01:44:33):
What do you think in the same lines of the
h o A, I think of community watch people like
your hobby is a community watch? Like you know how
they're like communities? Have you know the movie to watch?
Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Yeah, yeah, like I don't see those people are bad though,
they're just weird and lonely.
Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
So there's people that are good at it, like, hey,
this person should not be like this person is doing
some sketchy ship on the street.
Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
But then there's the people that like, let me do
my sketchy ship.
Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Yeah, your door was colored their panto red. It does
not me community stands.
Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
Not the next door app to people that are like
I always make the joke that, like, you know, wouldn't
when I had it before I get kicked off or
being a fake person. They were like, oh, this Expanity
guy was knocking on my door. Does anybody recognize him?
He seems suspicious. I was like, did you have did
you have an experience? Well, yeah, we did have an
expanding pointment, But he seems suspicious. He's wearing an expandy shirt.
(01:45:23):
That's such an expanded truck he came in. Is it
just because he's.
Speaker 5 (01:45:28):
What because because he's black?
Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
Chryl seems like you're a little seems like it's just okay, okay,
why I called it expanity. Let him know I'm not
letting this what.
Speaker 5 (01:45:45):
It's called a cowboy hat.
Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
He's not medicine.
Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
He was wearing a hard head. He's wearing to power
on the right.
Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
Do you think they have like turbans? I I hope
so we just put a turbine on the high to a.
Speaker 6 (01:46:04):
Turban.
Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
Had that turbin pretty sick? Or does the hard.
Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Hats have the same effect, because I don't know exactly
what the turbans for. Maybe it's just you have to
have some sort of covering. Maybe the hard head covers.
I want to find this. I don't have all the stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
Things when asked questions about over the years. I think
I want to find out this one than anything. I
think it's also feeling like Baltimore takes you over, like
you'll live on the back of your head.
Speaker 5 (01:46:30):
It's also go ahead and you have to wear the
turbine so.
Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
Like people can't see that you have face. It's like
a sneak guy.
Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
All possibilities, all possibilities.
Speaker 6 (01:46:40):
Just as likely.
Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
So you're a CrossFit and then I'm gonna go cross
burners and you're gonna go finally answer, wait, cho way,
hit Way, all right, I would you. I don't disagree
with you saying I just don't know. H is a hobby.
(01:47:07):
I think some people are really racist, like it.
Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
Who does like burning stuff?
Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
But like that's not an actual not not because you
ain't black people, he said. Some people.
Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
Yeah, a lot of people just enjoy burning things.
Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (01:47:22):
Fires cool, but consideringly Like what I meant was like
the worst people being like racist.
Speaker 16 (01:47:28):
And enjoy this would be the worst people, Okay in
Dallas that would be yeah yeah, yeah, which they obviously
probably do say the worst every.
Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
They like the tea on fire brother, the love they
do they do mudo b to be that that came
be on X says would hardly rather have a ladle
or a boomerang and a fight.
Speaker 6 (01:47:57):
I thought about this, uh uh, for the love of
DC comics, I really wanted to say, like captive boomerang
because like he's super cool whenever it gets a flash whatnot?
This is something about the badass ladle, something about the
ogs like sturdy. Yeah, Like I think of old people.
(01:48:18):
I think of their times with ladles and they're just
they're just beating the ship out of their kid or something.
Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
With a ladle and with with a boomerang. Also like
it's cool, but you trust your shot, you know, because
it's like if you're not good with the boomerang. Never,
then what's the point. I'm not to miss it?
Speaker 5 (01:48:36):
Now your weapons gonless. I'm part Ossie like Ozzie. Just yeah,
if it's not a good boomerang, it doesn't come back.
Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
It worse. You just beat the ship out of somebody. Yeah,
there's blunt for stromp said.
Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
A little handle part of the he so like you
can hit me with it. It's still stuck on your hand.
Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
You never lose it.
Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
And then if you happen to have soup in your byke,
you can also face it.
Speaker 3 (01:48:58):
And there goes dumplings.
Speaker 6 (01:49:01):
And now we got soup. What the dumpling maker? So
you go ladle over boom later all day. I don't
even think it's that close.
Speaker 3 (01:49:09):
So what he's referring to is we already have a
running bit that everything in the world is this, we
add to it. I feel like yearly, like what did
we do last week? There was anything could be, something was,
but like anything in the world came, Ladles put a
handle on it. And I always that was early podcast
(01:49:30):
days and people would just like can this, Yeah, everything's later.
Speaker 5 (01:49:33):
It's really shoting lails out there, like you use just
this this styrofoam cup.
Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
Actually put a handle on. It's pretty little.
Speaker 6 (01:49:40):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
That cable over there not a very goodlatle to put
a handle on. It's not gonnao not great little but not.
Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
Boomerang. Anything you throw as a boomerang, it's just good.
Boomerang's bad. See this is probably.
Speaker 5 (01:49:57):
Different on this, I say, that's truly.
Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
It actually has to have some bend. It straight drops.
Speaker 3 (01:50:03):
What's happened from when I threw a frisbee to my
dog and the wind was blowing and blew it back
to me and I was like, it's a boomer pat
is like that doesn't count. It doesn't count. But I
threw it and it came back. It doesn't matter how
it came.
Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
I'll come around on that. But it's gonna have a
little bit of an arch come back.
Speaker 5 (01:50:19):
So yeah, that's basically there's some inside PTG that Mundo
is asking.
Speaker 3 (01:50:24):
But you label over over That's what I would have picked,
a good choice. Let's wrap it up. We have one
last question from our boy bro Brad at DeLong Dude
on X and he says, what is the point of
a baby on board sticker on your vehicle?
Speaker 5 (01:50:38):
Is the baby driving?
Speaker 3 (01:50:40):
They said?
Speaker 5 (01:50:40):
It stops diaper changes.
Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
I think it's just that they assume that I'm gonna
drive more careful than around.
Speaker 3 (01:50:47):
I think that's also where it's like a student driver
ones that when you're clearing at a student driver, you're
just like, well, maybe I'm gonna get less road range
on me because I have a baby with me. No,
and maybe, And I also think that like.
Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
That actually will work. I won't get his manage. If
you have a sticker deck, Okay, you drive yourselves. You
got a baby, doesn't mean I'm gonna fly value any slower.
Speaker 3 (01:51:11):
Unless it's baby muggle on board Ones, which I saw
was the other day. We did a whole brant on this,
so I was like, I.
Speaker 1 (01:51:17):
Love Harry Potter too.
Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
I hate that a baby, a baby Muggle, is just
telling him that they're not a wizard. We don't know
that they're a wizard until they're like thirteen. So really,
you're just trying to create Baltimore because Baltimore hated his
dad just made him mad, which made him learn dark magic,
which is what made him so Like, if you're saying,
my kid's a Muggle and then he rows up and
find out he's not gonna Muggle, He's like, fuck your mom.
Dad been one of my skills for years and then
he's gonna be going through his angsty teenage years.
Speaker 5 (01:51:39):
That's what's gonna turn me. So baby Muddle on board.
Speaker 3 (01:51:42):
Just avoid that.
Speaker 7 (01:51:45):
If Voltimort was like twenty years younger, punk would have
been around, and I think he.
Speaker 5 (01:51:51):
Would He was British, Bruce Pump was big.
Speaker 7 (01:51:53):
Yeah, so like he would have because you know that
it became emo, that's what. But like if he had
punk music to listen to, I don't think you would
have been who Like these guys understand me.
Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
You're like, bro, you ain't going ahead? Does double Doll?
They hate your dad too.
Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
They children the music.
Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
They're not murdered. Double Door don't understand the revelations coming
me and me deafy is.
Speaker 7 (01:52:19):
We'll take you, We'll take you, hog Woods back, let down,
I'll take you, my bride Vicious.
Speaker 17 (01:52:25):
This week, Johnny fucking Rotten said it's thither anything I
only has, oh I brov he fucking ranking claw pussys.
Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
Why did anyone have that accent?
Speaker 5 (01:52:38):
They need to add some of those accents into the
as punk as pippy.
Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
Yeah, in nineties and Britain I need some punk accents
in the new Harry Potters.
Speaker 5 (01:52:48):
Just like I said, like some people to cut the
sleeves off their robes.
Speaker 1 (01:52:51):
Ye, private school, they got standards.
Speaker 3 (01:52:56):
Yeah, but then I'm talking when you're hanging out like
the common area, like the one kid Freddy, like the
slithering common room, Like you're going in there and it's like, oh,
he got it, Like Malfoy's got his sleeves cut off.
Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Yeah, Llia sleeps down. You look like heeri.
Speaker 3 (01:53:15):
By father and his rightiest and incessus out anything.
Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
By father because it don't get to this school. So
you could look like a dirty muggle.
Speaker 3 (01:53:24):
Actually, if Boltimore was punk, big Malfoy would maybe wait
chiller because Lucius Malfoy would have been a punk guy.
He would have just been a big.
Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
Like yeah, that's what I'm saying. The finalis more would
not have happened.
Speaker 3 (01:53:35):
If Baltimore had music, it would have been like a
final Wizardy Masha probably would have been that'd be sick. Yeah,
we should write that Carry Potter JK. Hit us up.
We'll be way cheaper than HBO.
Speaker 7 (01:53:50):
It's like you don't realize what the fight's happening at
that giant airfield show of Metallica in Moscow.
Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
There's like a giant wizard.
Speaker 3 (01:53:58):
Warm one on the middle, but just million people. That's
like the real.
Speaker 5 (01:54:02):
The Tree Wizard.
Speaker 3 (01:54:03):
Battle of the Bands, that's all like the Great battleg
which is just like a Battle of the Bands. That's
really weird. It's it's like Harry and the Potters going
up against Voltimore.
Speaker 15 (01:54:19):
Drag.
Speaker 1 (01:54:22):
He would have been wet e that's like I'm sleep
so movie.
Speaker 3 (01:54:27):
He was old enough to have that music. He would
have been email.
Speaker 1 (01:54:30):
That's what was punk would have been right for him.
Speaker 5 (01:54:32):
He needed an email your liptick his wand.
Speaker 1 (01:54:37):
Yeah, I bet you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:54:40):
Toppy you dear? What's yours? Walking on?
Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
Dear missus Potter?
Speaker 3 (01:54:46):
There you go, James, Lily, Lily Potter, Dear Lily, where
is the Bridge's? Will we where we paul? They do that?
It's where we.
Speaker 1 (01:54:59):
Paul swallow the else can pronounce their else. People with
speech is better than one bridge. The British speech impediment
would be ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (01:55:11):
Okay, answer answer the question though, and then they just
did like ten minutes of like punk rock Harry Potter,
what I don't I don't understand what that off Broadway play.
We can make it. I cancel the podcast we're getting
in the Broadway game, which has.
Speaker 6 (01:55:30):
Your writing skills, I think, all right, Well, actually I
actually pitched a I was just writing, I was thinking,
and then I started writing about an idea for just
a TV series, and my buddy was like.
Speaker 3 (01:55:41):
That sounds fucking awesome, Like you we want to tell
anybody that I don't care revel trade bark, you can't
steal this.
Speaker 5 (01:55:52):
I already said it out loud to my buddy, so
it's like somebody already heard it somewhere.
Speaker 6 (01:55:56):
I'll cross the TV through my phone or whatever, so
somebody just like he wrote down. Yeah, man, it's already already.
So it's called Sincerely Meat and that's like literally like
that's the title. So it's, uh, pull it up.
Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
I have it. I know I had.
Speaker 6 (01:56:11):
I where's my old blind friend because he's blind shout
out the hustio.
Speaker 3 (01:56:16):
Uh, he's not blind.
Speaker 6 (01:56:17):
He just he used to always weared like shades in school,
and so we always thought he was blind. He's he's awesome,
and yeah, every every teacher thought he was.
Speaker 5 (01:56:29):
Blind and it was great and he was just like
the best, the best thing ever.
Speaker 6 (01:56:35):
Was like after we graduated high school. We used to
do these little skits and I used to record for him.
And one of the skits he did, he was at
a He's at a grocery store, and we're literally shooting
this skit, like he had a four K camera just
randomly and we're shooting this skit in four K and
he has his shades on and he has like the
little walking stick, and he just like walks right into
(01:56:57):
the grocery aisle and he just he just knocks over
like he just knocks over the cereal. He just keeps walking,
and it's hilarious because there's like a lady walking behind.
Speaker 5 (01:57:10):
Him and then she just like gives them like that
weird look, like like if we're just like the monsters
of the universe. Yeah, and then he just keeps walking,
and shit, I loved it anyway, sincerely me.
Speaker 15 (01:57:22):
So, I basically put a strategic serial killer who's simply
writing in his diary about all the nostalgic crimes he
care emitted, every one of them he got away with
in small details about his everyday life as a produce
clerk in his diary. Uh, Slowly, his reminscent missing past
becomes the present starts mentally unraveling into believing someone is
actually piecing together his kills and realities of detectors are
(01:57:44):
far off his trail to the point of giving up.
In an attempt to claim notoriety, fame, and relief, Abe
Abraham releases his diary as a book, and while it's
Top seven, he becomes most wanted.
Speaker 3 (01:57:58):
That's pretty sad, I don't know why. Random.
Speaker 1 (01:58:01):
So we we sell it to like a low budget
studio that somehow has the.
Speaker 7 (01:58:04):
Rights to either Mister Brooks or American Psycho, and then
we just released it as a sequel.
Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
No, it's thing, That's what I'm saying, like, or we
we just hang it on our papers quick.
Speaker 3 (01:58:17):
Yeah, yeah, because you know they'll do that.
Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
They'll just make movies.
Speaker 7 (01:58:21):
And they're like, it's kind of a similar to that plot.
All right, let's go straight to be anyway, release it
as an American Psycho for.
Speaker 1 (01:58:29):
American Cycle too. That was not actually whatever he gets
money exactly. We're just trying to get paid.
Speaker 3 (01:58:35):
There's legs there, there's legs there, definitely walking walking.
Speaker 7 (01:58:40):
We talked to Richard Rodriguez resaid, it's the double feature
with my Buddies movie Cowboys versa Aliens perfect or no
zombies versus Aliens.
Speaker 3 (01:58:47):
That's what it was. And then Cowboys, Okay, solid movie
and that's that saw One time I was really drunk.
Speaker 6 (01:58:57):
Was young, and all I saw was Olivia wild Like
and I was like this.
Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
This is the best movie in my life.
Speaker 5 (01:59:06):
All right, let's wrap this up with I am Paton
and Harley.
Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
Is at the lead underscore h o U on X
and all socials give us a follower. We were at
Past Gray Pod on All Socials. Give us a five
star review on iTunes, Spotify, I Radio.
Speaker 5 (01:59:27):
Over else the podcast on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (01:59:29):
Make sure you hit that subscribe button if you already subscribe,
unsubscribed and resubscribe again, and then I subscribe it and
also resubscribe again. Make sure finish smashing that subscribe button.
If you're watching us, go click play on the audio version.
If you're listening to us, go play on the video version.
Give us the double clicks, help us out, don't forget
to comment. How much do you think your nut is worth?
And then three things introduce yourself to Harley Hily. Give
(01:59:52):
us three things that you like and three things you
don't like? All right, yeah, Past three Pod and all socials. Harley,
what do you think get ah, you want to give
a press conference, postgame press conference even though the games however, yet,
what are your thoughts on your first day?
Speaker 5 (02:00:07):
Can I bring my kid to the postgame press conference
like Joel Embi until not until playoffcast?
Speaker 3 (02:00:13):
Yeah, you gonna screw up and then you do. I
don't have a good but whatever? Yeah, okay, cool, cool? Yeah, No,
I think this is cool. This is cool, you know,
uh really quick? Yeah? Oh no, absolutely no, not yet,
not yet, not yet.
Speaker 5 (02:00:32):
We'll get We'll get to a point and then it's.
Speaker 3 (02:00:35):
Like, man, I gotta quit this. And then it's like,
all right, I'm back in.
Speaker 5 (02:00:39):
But that how that happens all within a twenty four
hour basis, Like, that's just how it might work.
Speaker 3 (02:00:45):
It's just how humans out, you know, no.
Speaker 5 (02:00:48):
Anything anything we can do better? What would you think
about the host?
Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
What did you think about the third pace of the
pacing the third quarter of the podcast?
Speaker 3 (02:00:55):
Yeah, the third fourth quarter really seemed to be getting
away from the host. What do you think about their
lack of a were Uh.
Speaker 10 (02:01:02):
I'm just here so I don't get fine, all right,
he's crushing that crush that we should do the postgame
press compences at the first month.
Speaker 3 (02:01:14):
Performance reviews. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 6 (02:01:16):
I think, like you were talking about Savanna Baas a
few weeks ago, like they should do postgame press conference.
Speaker 3 (02:01:21):
They really should, like come on now and you should.
Speaker 1 (02:01:24):
You the stills hurt or helped you when you were
trying to swing it.
Speaker 6 (02:01:28):
It was on fire.
Speaker 3 (02:01:31):
When you were doing the dougie. Do you think that
your cardio was affected in a negative way by that?
When you tried to steal second?
Speaker 1 (02:01:38):
Did you think you really hit the douggie or were
you were just going through the motion.
Speaker 5 (02:01:42):
Were you still learning how to dougie? Were they still
teaching you at that point, or had you completely learned this?
Speaker 3 (02:01:47):
It's right there.
Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
Look, let's see right here.
Speaker 3 (02:01:48):
Didn't look great.
Speaker 1 (02:01:49):
The fans dropped that ball in the third in comments.
Speaker 3 (02:01:52):
Yeah, that's that's a pussy catch that ball pitch.
Speaker 5 (02:02:03):
That would be a funny spoof of it. He's getting
a little girl and shut up.
Speaker 3 (02:02:09):
Just yelling like, yeah, that'd be pretty great. All right,
let's do a random celebrity generator. Oh well maybe, all right,
let's try it once. If not, we're fucked. I'm gonna go.
Daniel Radcliffe because we just talked about Harry Potter. I'm
gonna go with Olivia Olivia Wold. There could be anybody
(02:02:32):
I was thinking of that one. I'll go, I'll go,
Daniel Craig, Daniel Craig, Daniel Radcliffe and I'll live you Wild.
Speaker 1 (02:02:40):
Wasn't his really ship in that movie too?
Speaker 3 (02:02:44):
I think yeah, Marlon Brando, Mel Gibson, Marvin Gaye, Shirley McLain,
Elgin Baylor, Jankie Joiner, Kersey, Eddie Murphy and Sharon Still
all right, Olivia Wild, Daniel Radcliffe and Annual Craig mess
suit of a Zill, Russell Croke, Cameron he has Dermot,
(02:03:06):
Merne Hagen, Satchel, Paige Ginger, Rogers, Charlie Dimmock and Jimmy Henders.
Speaker 5 (02:03:13):
Last one, Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Craig, Olivia Wilde.
Speaker 3 (02:03:18):
We've got Bill Schoemaker, William Holden, Jane Codes, Babe, Ruth, Robert.
Speaker 5 (02:03:23):
Plainant, Ryan Gost, Meryl Street and Juni Gardland.
Speaker 3 (02:03:26):
All black, all people white, especially fire when we're old
or they're all yeah, they are every single one of
the besides.
Speaker 5 (02:03:35):
All right, Hey, great first episode, Harley, Glad you're part
of the team.
Speaker 3 (02:03:39):
Everybody else. Love him all right. He's part of your
life now. He's a family member, all right, and treat
him as such. No for you to induce yourself to Harley.
Have a great rest of your week. We love you, guys,
until we talk to you next time. Past the gravy yergs, gravy.
Speaker 2 (02:04:00):
Baby, pout the topping lead spread spred that's ware listening
in the pastor grad herd Grad We go and fish
and fear your bitch today with drunk in Houston.
Speaker 3 (02:04:12):
Now, Houston baby.
Speaker 2 (02:04:13):
Now we go ahead and lick and we'll get rich today,
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