May 27, 2026 • 121 mins
The guys talk about police stings, shapeshifters, and Mrs. Doubtfire. They also discuss the NBA and NHL playoffs.
You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @TheLead_HOU
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang Gang Gang.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, pout of the top and lead spread. That's wait listen,
it's a past the gray head Grave we go and
fishing for your bitch today with Chunkie Houston. Now Houston Baby,
Now we go ahead and let him. We'll get rich today, nich.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, gravy, gravy, gool. What is going on? Everybody?
Happy gravy day.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It is Past the Gravy episode number six hundred and
sixty nine.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Noise, noise, noise. I mean it's two chicks or two dudes.
It's whatever you want it to be. Okay, I just wonder. Yeah,
you can do that with whatever gear you got. You
gotta have the gear, Yeah, some sort of gear. Gotta
be geared up.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah mean yeah, get geared. That's what this episode is about,
getting geared up. Whatever gear you got, I'll get so
geared up. Get all, get your gear and Ray get Rady.
Let us know in the comments on the YouTube what
gear you got today? What gear is on you right now?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
It changes from day to day.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I've got some gear, and by gear I mean
empty your pockets and tell me what's in there. So
let's everybody go around the room. What we got here?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Well, I just took my NICOTINEU each other. I got
a notebook that I use for notes.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh okay, I was entering with that before.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I got my Boba fat wallet.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That's very adult of you.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Fuck you, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I'm just saying it's adult. He's an adult.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
And I've got a tool slash knife.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I've got a five our energy air pods, keys, eyedrops,
and chapstick, lots of stuff. We'll bet you Harley, welcome
back to the podcast. He didn't quit after we went
one week.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Uh, wallet, phone keys, perfect, iPhone charger.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
iPhone chargers are all right. So in the comments, just
let us know that was Pat.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Just let us know in.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
The comments which you guys have in your pockets today.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I don't think anybody would have had to guess who
that was.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well, I was just letting them know. Some people are
audio only listeners, right, I think they could have known. Yeah,
Alex Moondog your host. We got Pat the sun Dog Dion,
and then Harles Barkley joined us for his second consecutive week.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
We're gonna see if we can get a streak going
with him.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Hopefully. It's a very long streak. Yeah, ideally, so that
means he didn't quit. I've been streaking in years and
he quits. We're in a lot of trouble. Pat doesn't
know any audio editing.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
What if we let me just like run the board
one week.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Pat's the reason we had all the problems last week.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Just randomly pressed the buttons.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You did, just press buttons.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Oh sorry, I see a glowing green button. I gotta
press it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
We were like, don't don't push that, Pat, Sorry, Oh
was I not supposed to push that? It's green? And
the audio was fucked.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I wanted us to sound like robots.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Sounded worse, sounds like distant robots. We did do an
entire stood where the audio fucked up years ago. Remember
that we already did it. Sorry, oh we we can't
go back. And it was like it was just like
it was cutting in it out and it was the
entire podcast. We're not using clips this week.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Remember when we did the conspiracy podcast and everyone wished
that our audio had sucked up for that one.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, we just got really we were gonna do a
bonus podcast arly, and we were we should do conspiracy theories.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
This is gonna be great and then we just got
blackout drawn.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
On I PAS and didn't we didn't We just googled.
We didn't anything until I going over to his house
and and like right got d like we waited until
we were drunk, and they're like, oh, we's probably research
all because we knew what ones we were going to
talk about, but we hadn't looked into them at all,
and we thought so we were basically just reading Wikipedia
at people.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
We thought we were killing it, Like when we were
recording that were this is maybe the greatest podcast we've
ever done, and then we listened back and I think
that's bad.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I think it was the first one I was ever
on where people were actively commenting this is fucking yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Somebody was like I hate this.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
It was like this is really bad. You should do
it again.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I was like, we lost a lot of listeners with that,
so we on really do a lot of drunk conspiracy
theory ones.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
But hey, maybe we'll be better at it.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You would think it's like a couple of white guys
doing a podcast. What are we gonna talk about?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
What if we did a podcast where we listened to
that podcast and just did like director's commentary on it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I don't know if I'd make it through, that'd be
so meta, that would be that's what people want. Hey,
our worst thing we've ever done. We're gonna watch it, and.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Then we're gonna do that. Maybe we get high and
we watch it different angle.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, all right, Well, are you guys world Cup ready?
You guys are stoked. World Cup starts next month. I'm
stoked to see all the women in the stands.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Ditto. I'm excited to see everyone in the stands, all
people from all nations.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Just the women.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay, yeah, especially the women. Obviously listen here.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I don't know if you know too much about my
foreign policy, but it's just send your women.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Send the women, Send the women's women and children.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, that's how I want Diversity's say, Pat wants it,
diversity of boobs.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay. I bought I bought the World Cup jersey. Got
really stoked about it. They got me with the ad
and I was like putting it off for a while,
and I was like, you know what, I've been meaning
to buy the jersey. I always buy the World Cup
jersey every year every four years.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Did you get like a specific person or just a
blank World cupture?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
So I got on there and you can customize it,
and I was like, I'd be tied to just like
I'm not gonna put my own name on there. But
I had it all typed out. Free Bird seventy six,
that's what I was gonna go with, and it was
like two hundred and sixty dollars and I was just like, I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. So
you just got a blank one.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So I just got the blank one you.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Couldn't, you couldn't go with like Geno Raima.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well but I got the real, the authentic blank one,
which is still because it's blank. Well yeah it is,
because you could just get the regular one that doesn't
have the number and it's just a blank little like
white spot where the number would because of the stars
and stripes on it, it would be where the number
would better just be white. I made sure that it's
a complete stripe.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You know what you should do duct tape Freebird seventy six.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Seventy six has been such a sick number, but.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Like actually just put like a duct tape name palette
on there and write it with like sharpie and then
you use duct tape to make A seventy six.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I could a lot like the press on one, but
it's fanatics, and I know that's gonna just come off
the first time it gets wet.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
So I was like, you gotta stitch that shit. How
long until the World Cup starts June seventeen?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh, so we got toime. We got some artsy people
that we know someone could probably hook figure that. Anyone
would help me out, let me know.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
But like, so what my new thing is is I
justify buying gear for my team, but I also buy
children's stuff, so then it's not me, it's matching, it's me. Yeah,
I'm buying it for the girl and me. And it's like,
obviously dad has to be supportive. Like it'd be crazy
if I just got them a bunch of Team USA
gear and then I got them women's national team stuff
(07:08):
too because they have the little stars aren't because the
women have actually won. Like so I was like, now
you get the cool jersey. It wouldn't have a Megan
rosey or else. I would have absolutely bought that.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
If you had figured this out like six years ago.
The hack is you buy yourself stuff, but you just
get M one two, so then she's just got a
bunch of shitty jerseys that she doesn't want.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You wouldn't care. I got your another west Ham jersey.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Oh good thing.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I don't care about nangs.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
No. But I was like our kids, and I was like, babe,
it's like USA. So really this is we can wear
these for Olympics fourth of July World If we had
this already, this will be perfect. Justifies it. But that's
what I did with the giant stuff. And my kids
are growing, so every year I can just make new
giant sideline gear just dropped. Also got some kids stuff.
Oh how did this? How did this hat get in here?
(07:54):
I guess I'll wear it and.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
It'll be nice in a few years. When you don't
have to buy two of everything. You're like, you just
got l.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Stuff just handed down. What's kind of what you do?
You buy it for the oldest and the youngest will
get that. Like the youngest can wear.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
The Elak Neighbors always two years out of date, how goes?
But when the youngest turns one, she can wear my
number one mo League Neighbors, which is kind of tight.
That's gonna be sick, pretty sick, dude. Elak Neighbors This
year it's be so good, so good. Hey, you want
to see Alex smile really hard hardy check us out.
Watch this harball you guys?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Do you guys see him?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Like? No big deal.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
They were they were fighting childhood cancer. It was him
and Eli and Tom Coughlin bought a kid with cancer.
They were fighting against childhood cancer by raising money. But
they dressed up like the characters from Mario Galaxy movie
and went and took a bunch of kids.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Harbo was Yoshi nice? Just say, Eli, who was us?
The other coach that you said? Coughlin?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
He was Mario because it was it was Tom Cofflin's
j fun.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I can't I can't picture Tom Coughlin as Mario.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh buddy, I got pictures.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Now. I could picture his face being as red as
Mario's hat. Well, that's only cold, and it's a playoff
football games of all time with that guy, I take
it all back. That's the greatest Mario of all time.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Tom Coffin was that badass.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I don't think I've ever seen Tom Goffin smile before.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
That guy's a g And then over Chris Pratt's job.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh he definitely could, he definitely. And then John Harball, like,
what has there ever been a more alpha Yoshi?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
It's just a Yoshi had in a green show.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Has there ever been a more alfa Yoshi. He's like, yeah, sure,
I'll do this thing, and like, Eli fucking Luigi never
looked better.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Oh god, he looks good as Luigi. They all can
do it.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They can all do it, man, But yeah, it was.
It was Tom Coffin's charity event and he took all
these kids to go see Mario movie, which is kind
of tight. So I was like, well, obviously, John Harball
as Yoshi was the best Yoshi it's ever been. It's
that movie. I'm probably gonna go see it now nice
or wait until it comes out in theaters or it
comes out on streaming.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Probably that's a better way to do it. Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
World Cup ready, So you guys are World Cup ready. Also,
I watched Missdoubt Fire over the weekend for the first
time in a while.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
That fucking rocks.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Thank god you said in a while. I thought you
were gonna say.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
For the first Oh no, no, no no, I've seen
missed out Fire many times, but it had been Hello, daddy, dude,
it's the best. It's the best. Robin Williams. Just it's
like Robin Williams at his finest.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
His fucking brother with the voice you look like maw.
I love that guy.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Love dude, You're a vision.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Fair is so fucking good. I love that movie.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Is that the most Robin Williams. Robin Williams you get
in a movie. I know that, Like Mork and Mindy
was kind of like prime Robin Williams. I was a
little young for that, But like Missed Out Fire is
like you get the voices, you get him being silly,
he's doing the physical comedy, he tackles fucking Pierce Brosnan,
He's doing all the like him going to dinner and
(10:54):
then switching into Missed Out Fire and then regular him
back and forth with the family and then the guy
from work. Such a funny, stupid scene, but I loved it.
It's great.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I was gonna say, maybe Flubber is up there too,
but I think this is more Robin Williams.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I like Flubber, but like just misdoubt characters, voices. Good
Morning Vietnam is a great movie.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Might be the.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
He does. Yeah, you get a little bit.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It's a great thing where in every movie he's just
like the Absolute clown and he's over the top. But
then there's gonna be a part of the movie where
they're just gonna put you on the brink of tears
with Absolute Please Yeah, which was basically all of Goodwill
hunting Patch Adams.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I never saw Patch Adams.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I think it's like the one Robin like. I think
that's part of the reason why I haven't watched it,
which I did just to this. I just finished Assassin's
Creed two for the first time ever. I didn't play
for years because it was like the last one that
never I think that's what it is with Patch Adams.
There's still one Robin Williams thing out there for me,
and I don't want to watch it because then there's
no more new stuff. I guess I could still go
back and watch more mor commedia. I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I feel like it's dated. Yeah, it's very very.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Now. I'm sure there's a few things in there where
I'd be laughing. Yeah, you can't say that anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
The Sopranos is dated, but it's still like watchable, and
I think Morgamite would probably still be watchable, but like,
sometimes it's so dated. The cheers feels that just more Robin.
I love Robin, missed out fire.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Just rocks, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And then like they're trying to make him out to
be the bad guy. Then it's like, dude, he's just
trying to hang out with kids, Like, oh, hey, my
ex husband, that fucking I didn't want to see my kids.
He actually pretended to be uh nanny and worked very
affordably for me and took care of my kids and
fed them and put them to bed and clothed them
(12:50):
and did laundry and cleaned up my house and then
did all this. But then I found out it was him.
It is a bad guy everybody in that movie. He
was like that, he actually did a really good job.
And then you try to interview all the other the
other fucking ladies and they were like, no, I'm not
doing this.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Like there, you could make a point for everybody in
that movie being the bad guy at a certain point
in your life.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
But you, like a little girl, was it, Madeline?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
No? No, what I mean, like Sally Fields something at
some point in your life you're like, fucking bitch wife
just not letting her husband see. But if you look
at it for her point of view, I don't know.
He was kind of a bum that couldn't hold down
a job and was never really therefore and didn't pay
good attention, and he was.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Taking up for kids rights and kids got smoking SIGs
Man and then got divorced.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
It was like, yeah, he wasn't a good husband, and
then like, yeah, he didn't get visitation rights because he
couldn't hold down a job and wasn't a good But
then like then, and then there's the Pierce Brows and
you're like, fuck this guy trying always just a nice
guy that's trying to dating lady that has some kids.
There's no bad guys in that movie.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Ye different, I like, okay, always, so Pierce bros And
is the bad guy. And that was also, I mean,
what second worst performance follow Mom and Me? It was
number one when I was like, you turned James Bond
into a musical guy.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
No, but that's the thing too. Of course he's gonna
go crazy and dress up as an old lady. James
Bond's trying to fuck your wife. You gotta go to the.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Guys of the earth are trying to Yeah, like why
And that's what I didn't understand. Why he didn't say
that to the judge. It's like James Bond is fucking
on a date with my family. What do you want
me to do? What do you want me to do?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Your honor? Look at that guy. He's hot and he
has an accent.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You see this mean he's gorgeous. He's gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
And in real life, I know that Pierce Brosiden loves
his wife to death, and so he's gonna just love
my wife.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I know, No, judge, No, that's what I would have said.
So that's how I would be right. Missed Out Fire
Now I want to watch Missed Out Fire too, and
it's just like what I think should have happened at
the end. It's just the same exact movie, but like
the last fifteen minutes are different.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
In the last fifteen minutes, it's just you. It just
cuts so like a close up of your face, like now,
this is what should this is.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
What this is what we should do here?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Right? Hey, it's Alex.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
What's going on? This is the Alex director.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
We're not gonna use AI to remake Robin and do
all this.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
I'm just gonna not because I don't know how to
one hundred percent, but also be because I want for
artistic integrity.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
My friend Pat will be playing missoubt fire for the
rest of the film. Hello, that's just how you do
the whole time.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I could do a couple of missed out fire lines,
but that's about it.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I just want to do the isn't that spacial?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
And I know that that's not missed out fire the
Stana Carvey, but still so yeah, missed out fire rocks.
That's really one of the notes that I wrote was
just missed out firefucking rocks. The other thing I had
sports take Stefan Castle, right, is it Stefan or Steven
Stefan Castle?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
It spelled Stefan.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I think it's I thought it was Stefan.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I want to be who cares.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
He plays f Castle kind of has a cheat code
with his hair, right, like he does the DeAndre Hopkins
where he ties it up but he has the long hair,
but he ties it up so where it's like sticking
up right the Cam Newton where Cam Newton cuts the
whole out of his hat so he can have tall hair.
But Stephen Castle does that when he's playing games, and
it's like if you're driving the basket, you can just
kind of whit people with your hair go into the basket.
(16:01):
It's like, now I got hair in my face first,
like I have a stick.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Of hair and automatic technical foul.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
It's like, uh when Birdman Anderson had like spikes, the
different colored spikes hair, but.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
They were kept down, they weren't flying around.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
But he could have just driven to the basket and
been like watch it out.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Also, he's a giant tattooed guy called Birdman. Come on,
that's awesome. Cant be mad at that guy.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Steffon Castle sounds cool as fuck. He sounds like good night.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
It would sound cool if not for his geographic he
has really cool hair.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
But just I was watching the game the other night
or last night, and I was like, that's kind of
a cheat code. If him driving to the basket, is
him just kind of apparently not. He has a stick
of hair just in front of your face. You're like
you have a broom in front of you, you know,
just rubbing your face, like, am I gonna am I
gonna defend this?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
It would be a cheat code to be like seven
foot seven?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Is that a charge? Can you get called for a charge?
If it's with your hair?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
It's the NBA. You don't even have to make contact
for it to be a fallony. Okay, Wemby's a bitch.
That's that's my stay. Wemby's a bitch. He's gonna be
a bust. He's never gonna win shit. France blows. Can
we get France into a war? So he gets recalled
for like the draft.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
I don't think they would do that. They would just
fold and they would be like, we can't They're not
gonna go to a war.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, he wouldn't have to serve.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Okay, what if we get China and France to get
in a fight, we need to.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Like cause like we're already pretty good at casting like global.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, but I don't want to be involved. I want
China to attack France. France said, you're trying to orchestrate it.
But yeah, but here you'll like this. So then France
immediately surrenders. China claims all French citizens as Chinese citizens. Boom.
Wemby has to play year round like yao did. His
feet get sucked up, his career gets derailed. He never
wins shit or they had to be him on the rockets.
But then he has to be go. He has to
(17:51):
go by yaming. No, I don't want him to be yaming,
but he could be like he just add his stats
to it. Yao's stats were so it's like we get
not injured. Yeah, wow, I don't want him. He's a
bust until he eventually signed with the Rockets, and so
if he.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Was on our team, that's what I'm saying, then he's
on our team. They're like, okay, I can spin this
around guys that I like very well about that guy.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I don't want anyone from San Antonio to be happy,
same like you have Churros. That's enough.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Like I wants to find Castle to not be on
this burs anymore because he has cool hair, and I
wanted to be on Rockets day Green had cool hair.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I was going through the roster because I was looking
at the box score. Uh, just so I could like
screenshot all the webby stats of him sucking and send
them to my friends as fuck them.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
And uh they Spurs fans.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Yeah, a few of them Spurs cowboys from San Antonio.
But like then I was like, holy shit, Kelly Olynic
is still in the league. He's on their team. I
didn't know Daron Fox was on their team until like
four days ago.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I think Kelly Olyenics allowed to play like two years
on every team in the NBA and just.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
A swaggy white boy with long hair. Every team needs
that guy.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, he's like the American version of Luis Skola.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I haven't seen him one time since he played for
the Celtics like eight years ago.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
The exact same hasn't changed.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
O good. I mean, why would you change that look?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
It's perfect, It works for him, It works for him.
Other thing I had it was an idea. It was
an idea for a podcast guest, and I did text
you guys this on Friday. But we need to hire
a hit man because I think we've talked about on
the show where all hitmen are just undercover cops. That's
(19:30):
how you find a hitman unless you're like in the mob.
We need to go find a hit man online and
be like, yo, hey, I'm trying to find a hit
man and like hire him to take out my friend Pat.
And then but okay, what do you want to do?
I was like, well, actually, are you a cop? You
gotta tell me if you are? Okay, cool, We'd like
to interview interview on this podcast about being an undercover cop.
And then boom, we were like, how do you how
(19:52):
do you get people the usually dumber than me? And
then we seem like we're smart.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
So then you're gonna have to wear like a mask
or something.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
We to catch a pred the guy ktching a predator,
it'd be like if we caught Chris Hansen before Chris
Hansen caught the pedophile. But it's like not even a
pedophile thing.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I don't think undercovers are like big on being on
camera though.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
We can blow him out, how you can do that
where he's and then it's just like a shadow.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Yeah, we could do the shadow thing.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Do that we just like day whatever, make it like
I don't know how what if.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
We vtube him and just make him like a bigfoot? Yeah,
we do that, right, I think that'd be cool. Hardly
can do anything.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
He's hall fucking Barkley, right, he knows what, he knows
what he's doing.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
He knows what he's doing. Okay, he's a bro.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
But we could just sting a sting and that's kind
of then that would make us basically cops. We wouldn't
be imprisoning cops. We would be better than cops because
we just out copped a cop. Actually you're the one
that we caught. And he's like, what the fuck? Was Like,
we're gonna actually have to rescue for soliciting hitman services?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Will that be identity theft? Going undercover.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Kind of? So what we do is I get I mean,
you're pretending to be somebody that you're not.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
We get somebody to deputizes me. It's lying lie to me.
I'm like, well, you're lying to an official police officer.
That's a charge we're gonna use. You do an interview. Yeah,
the I outrank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Look I'm asking the questions here and behind your back.
So Donnie Brasco, how accurate? Answer the question? Answer the question?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I like this, and then when he's in here, I
can grab his gun and settle that.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Then yeah, that's how you get him out. Like, look,
we won't say anything but yell at pet grab your
gun real fast and also take a picture of him.
Grabbing your gun will blow you out.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
There's no pictures. We have to have prooved.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
If you're here, well, I would like see we need
to show the people proof.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
No, that was never part of it.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Are you gonna believe that he grabbed a cops gun?
If you don't see photographic.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Proof, Absolutely not in today's world.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I wonder if ex and I could vouch for him,
But like, who am I to try and go against
other people? Like other people want to see it for
their themselves.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
One versus one hundred.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Man, you're a former mayoral candidate, irust politician. All politicians
failed politicians, very honest, and you should have introduced like
I failed politician.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I always say former politician for former mayoral candidate Alex
Middleton failed is funnier though, Yeah, it may it seem
like I like just burned out.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Can you fail if you not actually try? Is that failure?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah? Passive failure?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah, I guess you could not try on a test
and still fail it.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
But I do like that anytime anybody's mad about anything.
John Whitmyer doesn't like see if I were mayor, things
would be a little bit different. Things would be a
little bit different City Hall. I just tell you that much.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
People had their chance and they voted wrong.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Not how I would have done it. It happens we
had the gravy gang voting for me. Turns out you
need more people than the people who listen to the podcast.
I wish we could have all right in Harrison County.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Is your way to pull up and see how many
votes you got? Probably not that many. There was more
than five.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
The majority of the people would have not known my name.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Do they even count writings or are they just like
someone wrote this?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Since I think they probably can't right end, I doubt
it they knew how they knew Harambe got a bunch
of votes that one year.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well that's presidential towards. I'm talking local elections. There's a
write and name. I don't think they read it. They
just wasn't a ballot, had to fill out a bunch
of ship were actually all in the ballot.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yeah, like a background check.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I don't vote locally? Is it really annoying? I have
a background ship And they would call me.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
To like they would call to like get information, and
I just never answered because it was like spam. I
just assumed it was spam and it was like, yeah,
this is uh, saw your your information for your mayorld
candidate profile was trying, Yeah, I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
In like ten years, somebody's gonna find your information on
like a political database and you're gonna get some actual
like political operatives.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
You said to prove that, like you live in Harris County,
that you're registered vote all this stuff.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Be like, I don't even know what party would try.
It would be the next AOC Green Party.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Fox, Dude, I could be Mom Donnie for Houston.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
I don't think you want that.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't want that, but I keep people talking. I
get the people talking.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Think about how you don't know who's the mayor of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, I'm back on board.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Is the mayor of New York City, Zoro Mundani.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
If you could get the state of Texas to give
us eight billion dollars, we could embezzle the ship out
of that.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's exactly what That's why I wanted to get into politics.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Leave Texas. But we can just pardon ourselves. If you're
the governor, Ted Cruz, no hot wheels, Greg abbott As,
If you're a governor, what job would you give me?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
We want?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I don't know. Lieutenant governor, I make everyone.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I don't think I can do lieutenant governor? What Dan
Patrick right could?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I don't know. I don't think I have power, but
I just I just want lieutenant and feel like that's
way above my reach. Lieutenant Please salute me. You'd be
like mayoral assistant. Maybe you're a chief of staff.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We just get nothing to you be chief of staff. Yeah,
would you guys want my fucking gamble?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Just gambling all week?
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Education?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
All right, Education secretary. We're have a UFC fight on
the Texas Capital lawn.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
And everyone's got to watch because this is education purposes.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
This is for education. It's for education. If we can
maybe watch the special challenge or blow up, we can
make people watch UFC fight.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
And we do it only Americans versus Russians. Get a
bunch of Russians over here and have Americans beat the
ship out of them. Oh man, I'll love that.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Whatever, But I feel like also one of y'all need
to have like the title of tzar something education zar,
hardly your education are we need a borrat that'd be sick.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I could be with the barbecuesar.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
No, he's have an education, so we can't tzars. It
gets gets crazy.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I'll be the barbecue boy. We can make that an
official title. We do. I'm the barbecue boy. He is
a barbecue boy. Like your cabinet just seems made up.
What's your job? Most it is? My job is the
first one in line at Franklin and to Rebuttal.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I would say, look at the current the national cabinet
members were a lot of them, just people that we
saw on.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
TV one time.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I could pissed people off, Doctor Phil. I've become like
the barbecue Authority of Texas, like officially, and I just
the only barbecue I get. I just get like chop
beef sandwiches from BUCkies.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
The barbecue comptroller. Ooh, that sounds like a really official.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
I could be a great comptroller because nobody knows what
they do.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, nobody does.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
All right, so we've got our when all right, when
is the next mayoral campaign?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Four years? Baby, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
All right, I'll run for that one again. I'll throw
my hat back in the ring. All right. Consider you
know what, whitmyer, these might be numbered, buddy, nothing personal.
H down's mine, all right, Bud, all right, all.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Right, we'll start working on the platform. The other thing
was just police stings like do's gotta be Hitman?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Sex and drugs are like the big three stings, right.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
I think the big one is probably drugs. Yeah, gambling,
don't forget illegal gambling. Yeah, that Paul Newman movie the sting. Well,
I was thinking more like, you know the little card
rooms and shit that get busted because they're just operating
under the table in the back of the gas station.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, and then they have like card rooms that's very
big where it's like a poker club, and I feel
like those are legal now, but they're like, you're a member,
so you can play poker here.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
But I think they actually like exchange money that way.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah, it's something like you pay for your seat hourly,
so that's how it is. I don't know. There's all
loopholes again. Yeah, just fucking legalized game. That's why you
need to be governor. Just legalize mayor, mayor governor. I
don't know if oh, I'm shooting higher for you, I'm
not ready for the governorship. That'd be great if that
was your entire platforms. I want to legalize gambling and weed.
What do you think about this? Just gambling and weed,
(27:43):
that's all right, that's it.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Well, what do you think about this?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I don't know. I don't care, honestly, don't know. Do
you want a politician that actually knows a lot about
a bunch of things and tries to do different stuff
or focuses on the policies that matter.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yes, ma'am, to that very serious and very important question,
I'd like to defer to my Tzar of Education Harley
over here. He'll he'll be answering all further questions. And
that's when you just slide in there and then I
just I'm piecing out. I get a peace out.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I want to be head of Native Affairs. We can't.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
We already got you your your barbecue, guys.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
I'm changing. I't we already, we already assigned roles.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I want to.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
I want to go to the new Indian casinascular.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We have, but we'd have to be in Houston. Like,
we're not in charge.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Of the whole state. It's not that far from Houston.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Conro leg it, that's not Harris County, bro, We're within
Harris County jurisdictions.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
We're politicians. We do whatever you want. True backroom deals.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
You can do anything.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
You can wear shirts that say backroom deals.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well, we don't want to advertise we do it. We
just openly do it and then just lie about it
when people call us out on it. Just wear a
blazer and makes it look better. And then I got
an American flag pin done.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I did see today.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Our TV in the office was stuck on Fox News
and we couldn't change it. We didn't know the remote
was and so he had to watch that for four hours.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
They've been texting my brother everything that you saw, you
would have loved.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
It, well, but I had so many observations.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
There was a whole different world. So I was like,
I don't know any of this news.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
You had no idea how many gold commercials could be
ran on.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Geez dude, everybody's buying gold and if you want to buy,
you want to buy a seven month supply of food
and a bucket. They got you there too. You want
a flashlight that you can pedal on and then it'll
last for ten years.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Like fucking we all love our President Trump. Now you
can commemorate him in these twenty four carrot gold coins.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, it's wild. But there was a guy that kept
doing interviews and I think it might have been the
same interview, but they kept showing it and he had
a USA pen and an Israel pen. It was like
they were crossed flags. I want to get Israel and
a Palestine flag crossing and just be like both sides,
both sides all the sides whatever, whatever side you want,
(29:54):
I'm on that side. They'll both hate you and they
get a man and a woman pen of sense.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
That one.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I want to just have, like I want like it
wanted to look like I'm in the military, but I
just have all of the pandering pins.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I want to get the same pen, but both of
mine just say insert cause here, Like I.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Have a circle that just says ebola and it's crossed out.
You know what I'm I run on not a Bola.
I'll just have everything about me.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Is I don't like a Bola's You know that's quite
a ledge for you to step out like, No, I
don't think i've heard one politician that said they're anti
abola yet.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
And is that a problem in this country?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Maybe, But we're the number one most anti ebola podcast
out there.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
And anthrax. I want to bring back awareness for anthrax.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
All of them, any communicable disease.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
HIV. We're anti the spread of it, anti the spread
of it. If you've got it, hey, you get you
know what, you can live with it, and we're power
to you. But like we're anti spreading those things. Yeah,
I want to go back to seeing toy commercials, not
HIV commercials.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
When did we come up with speaking of HV? They
have those ads on on games and stuff sometimes like
if you're HIV positive.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
But like when did st D and STI switch?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Like when we were growing up, everything was STD, but
now it's like xti's sexually transmitted infection?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Is it just it sounds less bad. I don't even
know if it's one of those things where it's like
this is technically more correct, like maybe they aren't diseased
and they are infections, or if there was just a
board meeting one time, we're like, hey, what if we
stop calling it diseases? People think that sounds bad.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's like the disabled list and the injured list.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
We're just like, we.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
You can correct an infection. So like, just because you
have an STI, like a lot of people think you die, Like, no,
you don't. You just get antibiotics for it. So STD
is the disease.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
That's what it was. Johnson, Yeah, magine Johnson. So they're like,
now we have to call it because it's actually currible.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Now he hates to see a blood, don't hate like
see okay, we'll see what Carley with the knowledge. That's
why you are our education secretary. I don't think educations
are I don't even.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Mean this as like a bad pun. Magic Johnson might
be the most positive person of all time because that
dude's had HIV for like forty years and I've never
seen him not smiling. Oh he fucked like yeah, fund
but like still but like he's happy all the time.
He's like whatever, dude, I'm fucking rich and I figured
out a way around it. If I had HIV, you
would have never seen me smile again.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Like, can you imagine if Rent was made with a
million Magic Johnson's That would be a way different play.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I don't think the singing would have been as good.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
We could have taught Magic had a sing he we.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Just like plainly state what's going on. I have ades
and I'm struggling.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
That'd be fun. If you're directing Rent, you're like be
more like Magic Johnson, Like you're being sad. Stop being
so fucking sad.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
All right, you can only got four of him on
stage because he's so big. You were on the fucking
dream team. Man, go out there and hoop it up
and be excited. Okay, yeah, you got a tough, tough
draw things all right, you.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Got to be friends with Larry Bird? Your life is
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Do you get to be friends with Larry Bird? I'm
gonna die. That's that sounds depressing. Stop fucking saying about
the ship like that, saying about Magic Johnson stuff. It's
not that hard. I shouldn't be the one telling you this.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
What if we've redid Rent? But we just added the
two old guy puppets from Muppets, just roasting them the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
That would be me.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Shouldn't have shared those needles. That's just yeah, yeah, just
two old guys yelling at AIDS patients.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I'd watched that, Ay, what else do you guys have?
Speaker 4 (33:50):
The only one that would watch that?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Got off the rails today?
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Did?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
We said something about a DVD earlier, and I was
gonna say something that fucking forgott Yeah. I don't remember
where it was going though. Then I started talking about
AIDS and forty.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Other things, AIDS featuring Magic Johnson, times the whole cast
to one man play Rent by Magic Johnson. I don't
think I would watch that one probably wouldn't either, probably
look at the synopsis. I am with most things. I
won't watch them, but I will read the of many movies.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Him and Jerry Buss fucked all the same girls and
he got HIV and Jerry Buss did it. See.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
That's that's why I'd be smiling if I was magic,
because like twenty women won me in a bed, I'm
smiling for the rest of my life.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
It's a good point. Yeah, does seem overwhelming, though.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
It's like Wilt Chamberlain numbers.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I wouldn't have to do it twenty women.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I beg I hope you guys are taking care of
each other because I know I'm not.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I am sorry.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
God give me the strength, right.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
I was gonna say, I just said the sorry doctor Buss.
I was gonna ask, is he the last badass sports owner?
But then, like maybe cubes most sports owners are pouring
fucking dudes. Dallas doesn't. Yeah, but like he's a cool
fucking guy, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Steve Palmer's pretty cool, Like he's a nerd, but he's cool. Yeah, right,
Like he's the guy.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
He's not cool.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Okay, I think that's better. I think who's the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
You can't be Magic Johnson. Magic Johnson is the Dodgers.
No way, he's fucking cool.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Ship you can't be cool. You want to buy it
of you and Bill Gates dancing on stage like this,
You can never be the cool guy.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Then Magic Johnson is the coolest owner. Like, fuck the Dodgers.
But Magic Johnson does what you want your owner to do.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Go get the guys, just including minority owners. Now, you
don't have to be outright main owner.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Who's the main owner of the Dodgers. It's not Magic.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
He's a minority owner.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It's like Usher, he's a minority black. Okay, dude, I
get it. You have to point that out, of course,
the minit. We get it. I didn't ask about his race.
You don't need to let me know what what owners
are minorities.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
I don't see oh here, but James Dolan seems like
a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
People like not at all.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Nicker of the Championship dude, damn dil was like the
worst guy. Yeah, it's not him or Woody Johnson.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
No ambassador to Ireland. That's not cool to you?
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Well, yeah that was gonna tell you it was.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I don't know. Yeah, I'm trying to think of but like,
give me cal McNair bus.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Might be the last runner that actually partied with the players.
If you you skip this Islum comment like Jerry never
had but still Cal's.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
And not had a bad n He called it the
China virus that's pounded. Yeah, that's awesome, he did, so
did the president?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Fair?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
So did the president?
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Was it Cal or his dad that after Trump lost
went and met with the team, was like, listen, I
know we're all disappointed. And everyone was like, I don't
think you know your team at all. And that was
right around the Deshaun Watson time too, so it was like, oh,
they're losing this long.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Well, let's not get in the sports and politics of
the football players, right.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
I really don't think their political affiliations matter with what's
going on with the team. Why would you say that
all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
You hear this good, we'll get it, We'll get into it.
I just you know, it's like, I only care what
the guy is doing on the field.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
That's what I care about, not who they associated.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
I'll care about the First Amendment, all right, freedom of
speech for all even ones. You don't lack that too,
that too big one, ag.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Guy, Horre, you have anything for pre come segment? Am
I still allowed to be on the podcast if you fart. Yes,
I have not seen this is doubt fire.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Looks like you have some homework for ye.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
I was gonna say you have homework, but like I've
so my dad showed it to me when I was
a kid, but like I was a little kid, I
don't remember anything.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
You gotta watch it again. It's it holds up so well.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
And I probably fell asleep knowing me.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
So it's one of those way like you're watching like
all right, yeah, this rocks.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I remember this. This is so good.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I've seen scenes on like TikTok or Twitter, you know,
and I'm like, this is hilarious. It's a class I've
never I've never went back and went, yeah, let me
go watch miss.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Go back and watch it. It holds up.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
You can be on the pod, but you have to
watch it.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Like a couple months ago, I rewatched Nightmare before Christmas
because I haven't watched that in years. I didn't think
it held up. I forgot that it was like ninety
five percent of musical.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
That is true. That's the worst part about it.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
And that's the word. Like every time I'm a was like,
all right, if it's not this is Halloween, I don't
want to hear the fucking song.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
And then the best part about it is that it
inspired I Miss You by blinkwin A two. So really
like that's the best thing we got out of it.
And then it just creeped me the fuck out as
a kid. And I still don't like it.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Like I respect it. I respect the movie. I don't
think it holds.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Up as it's like Artie, I get it, so is
Edward Scissorhands. It was weird as fuck.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yeah, Like I guess if I was a theater class
high school, maybe it was arty.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
And it's like, I don't know if I'm missing the point,
but like, how's the guy gonna be born with scissor hands?
Speaker 4 (38:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I mean they show us how, but like, how's he
not killed himself?
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Just war long roll over on the bed?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
One day? Was it on Seinfeld? When his barber came
over to watch it? And thing I ever thought that
he got to the bathroom?
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Yeah, set up to Jason Alexander, dude never came.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Never Edward Scissor Hans couldn't even rub one out, so
he had. Uh.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
The buyer's mom for went on a rider that's obviously
way easier to remember, as went on rider.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
People remember how he was doing their hair and then
fucking them. That happened in Edward Scissorhans as well. They
just didn't talk about it, just didn't talk about it,
banging all the ladies in that small town. That's why
they tried to kill him. All the husbands were pissed.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
They're like, I don't care how cool the bushes look.
I don't give a fuck that you can make this
into a rhinoceros bro. I don't fight. You think I
give a ship about my bushes. No, yeah, if you
were around, I'm fine with regular round bushes.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
If you were Edward gunhands, maybe i'd respect you. But uh,
scissors don't scare me at all.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
He was laying pipe around the city.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Yeah, oh yeah, had that skinny arty look. Women love
that ship.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
And it's one of those like the dentists, the dentist system,
Like why you hook up with the girls on a boat.
It's like the implications say no, if you don't blow him.
He's got scissorssors through both hands, like he has a
Gerard Way.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Look to him.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Does Gerard Way have a Edward Scissor hands? Look at him?
Those are the hard hitting questions because Gerard Way was after.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
It is true.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
That is true? Is my chemical romance?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Yeah? Sor I don't know, but I perfectly picture. You
could just picture Edward Sissmo band, but with more slicked
backs instead of crazy. Yeah, picturing black hair parted to
one side, trying to be the broken and the beaten
and the damned. Maybe some ripped pants or leather pants,
one of the two. Eyeliner is important.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
I could see Johnny Depp march into the to the
beat of my black parade.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Oh yeah, like Edwardsians probably with biparade for sure, while
cocaine absolutely yeah yeah, and cleaning ships and just shout
out Johnny for everything he did in court that was
like the best period. Does look like that box would
fit cocaine inside of it? It does look.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Let's move on to the comeback kid segment. Let's just
fire it up. Tell you what's back in the news.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
According to us, it's the comeback kid, comeback kid of
the week, comeback kid of the week.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Bitch all right, Our first comeback kid this week is
Jackson Dart Maga Jade Art six was, uh, he's under fire.
I've been I'm like I've been working my fingers to
the bone, trying to defend my king over the weekend
with anybody. You see this, you see like the sweet
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between my fake uncle is not my uncle, Maga Middleton
running for whatever he was running for, and Jackson Dart
like I was fucking fighting. I was fighting all weekend.
Jackson Dart introduced Trump at a thing. I don't know
what it was.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
I don't know what it was, but I just know that.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
People are oh jocks to Dart, to Maga guy, it
was like he thought, make America giants again? Was what
Maggaz did for It's a very innocent mistake. I think
he was like, well, fuck yeah, we want to make
America giants again. Like the giants have been very good
for a long time. Let's make him. Let's let's talk
about it. Get the people excited about it. The season's
coming up, Like you guys saw who we gotta got
RVL Reese a lot to be excited about this season.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
And people were like, oh, politics, politics, politics, Like okay,
chill out, it's just just a guy talking.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
You find he got like you had to shake canad
of the president. I don't care what you think about
the president, but like it was. It's it's similar to
me with the like hockey team going to the White House,
Like it's the fucking White House. Is the president? If
you put anybody's name at the president, you're like, yeah,
I got to introduce the fucking president today.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Whatever happened to respect the office not the man. And
then somewhere along the line they're like, no, fuck that,
there's no even you just if person's in there that
we don't like, you can't do it. It's a fucking
white House. You can invite it to the White or
I guess this wasn't white House. It was just a rally.
But I don't see why anyone was surprised.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Like were people like Boycotten like when they went and
like I'm like like when the Montreal Maroons and they
won the World Series and they go to the to
see Thomas Jefferson at the White House? Were there people
that were like, no, Thomas Jefferson was a slave owner?
How dare you go visit him? Like were they doing that?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Was that a thing? Then? Like I don't know you
ever just sit and think, like I wish I could
fast forward three years and just see if shit goes
back to normal. After Trump, like, is this just what
how politics is gonna be for the rest of our lives?
Like and was kind of quieter, but that's what saying, like,
when Trump is gone, we gonna go back to just
the old school politics of like okay, h nobody's as
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big of an asshole as Trump, but like they're both
pieces of shit. They're just on other sides of the aisle.
But everyone could just live their lives without making it
their idea entity anymore. I yearned for those days.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Well, and then I think that then you'll have you
won't have. The other said be like, well if Trump
is in power, because that was for four years to
give Trump gets back in power, and then people defending
that on the other side, and now it's like, well
now he can't run again, so like what do we like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeh, But did you say he's he's shot he was God,
he's shout, he thought.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
About it, He's gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
Okay. That's the one thing you're taking him seriously when
he says he's saying it just to piss people.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I think when we don't have a guy that just
tweets one hundred times a day or whatever, he does
truth social truth social where there's the real truth out there.
By the way, you follow Pat at not Pat Dehon
truth Social if you would like h on there. No,
you canceled your account.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
Never did it?
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Oh really, same reason.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
I don't have a TikTok. I'm at my limit. Yeah,
Instagram that's all I need. Yeah, Jackson Dar is getting
a bunch of shit for just introducing a guy.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
We don't need to look at who we introduced. Okay,
he just introduced a guy. And then and Trump did
you hear what he said about him? He was kind
of being weird about like how hot he was, which
I was like, yeah, Jackson, that's a very hot guy.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
I get it. Yeah, why is that weird? He's not quarterback?
He's hot.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
I mean, if he's seen his legs, hate to be
a woman around him. Eh, And what is he doing?
But he did it for like two minutes. Trump to
stay in weird shit like, well he does this normally.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
So you never gassed up any of the boys before.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Right, No, But I was like, I mean he gassing
my quarterback. You can't say he's wrong. It got great legs.
You've seen Jackson Dar, like, look at him's yoked.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
You're talking about my buddy's ass for like forty five
minutes in the group.
Speaker 8 (45:27):
Yet.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Yeah, sorry, I think my quarterback's handsome. Oh no, do
you mean you fucking hate on my No, I'm not
gonna do that. You can't do that at all.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
There's no such thing as a good ugly quarterback. Like
if they're not good looking, they don't have the confidence
they just naturally instilled in their life. It's good for
a little bit, but he wouldn't ugly, was it? Eli Manning? Ugly?
He was a bit.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Hot? He that's hot.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
People always also forget like the six or four thing
that makes you hotter that that does.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Ugly quarterbacks don't succeed because they don't have natural confidence
to be a quarterback. I'm just sick of people trying
to hate on Jackson Dart.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
And then there was an abdual Carter thing and they
were like, oh, well, look the Giants offseason has gone
to shit. After everybody good, nick sorted, they just throw
it away in twenty four hours. And then it was like,
guess what they have? This thing called a phone and
Jackson Dart and a dual Carter can call each other
and talk about it.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
And they did.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
And while everybody yesterday was saying, oh, well, the team
chemistry's ruined the Giants who were at fucking four Charles
in New York City, which is like a ten seat restaurant.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Also different sides of the ball. It's not like Abdual
Carter's gonna purposely drop a ball on third down because
he doesn't like Jackson.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
And oh no, Abdual Carter's pissed off. Now he's just
gonna fuck up more people.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Uh oh uh oh.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
And now he's got ur Vel Reese to take away
some pressure from him, and Brian Burns to also take
away pressure from him.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Yeah, it's a big old nothing where I wish this
was the worst thing that would happen to my team
all year. What anything happen with the Parters? Well, let
me just ask you something real quick. I'm gonna say
some names. Okay, Chris Brooks, Marshall Lloyd, Pierre Strong Jr.
Do you know who any of those men are? Those
(47:09):
are the only running backs I know. Marshall Wood Yeah,
people know Marshall. See he was very good. He was
a third round pick for the Packers. Injured hasn't done
anything he's been at this point. It was injured his
first year and just hadn't done anything. And uh yeah,
Josh Jacobs, packer starting running back who I thought I loved,
And there's still time, you know, investigations have to be done.
(47:31):
But he was arrested on like five fallony counts for
was it assault and domestic assault. They didn't even give
him a option when they when you don't get bail
as an option, but it's not a great look. So
(47:52):
I think the Packers. So if you guys have anybody
on your team, you know what you've got to running
backs come on, then Packer's going to be It's gonna
this could very very like, this one move could derail
the Packers entire season.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
Can I interest you in Darremballee?
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Yes you can?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
What about jan and Gray?
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Yes you get right now. My starting running back is
Chris Brooks. What the fuck is a Chris Brooks? You
got like nine carries last year? Well, there's gonna be
teams that drop guys. I'm just it's one of those
things where like, yeah, I'm worried about it, but also
I'm like every year there's a sixth round rookie courts
or running back that she becomes an absolute stud. I
gotta hope that guy's on our roster. Yeah, I don't
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think he is.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Can I interest you in Nick Chubb?
Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yes, Little Chubb or what's his name who just was
steriously didn't play last year?
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Joe Mixon, Joe Mixon.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
I'm very interested in Mixon right now. Is he even
signed to a team? Uh?
Speaker 5 (48:51):
Wow, that is a great question leading UFO right now.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
That might be what I have to do. I got fuck, dude,
I gotta start paying attention to you fl and see
what's out there. I had the Gamblers game on the
other day. It was on the TV for the entirety
of the game. I think, I don't know if I
watched four plays. It was just on the side to
me and I just could not look at the TV.
It's the only football I can't watch.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Like you try.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
I want to tried, and like you start watching and
you're like, why does this look shitty? I don't know
if it's just like right away the atmosphere is are
there because there's like three hundred people in the stands total,
and it's just you're like, the quarterback looks slow, dropping back.
The throws don't look crisp. Like every time you look
up there's a dude who had like one hundred and
(49:37):
sixty receiving yards. You're like, none of it looked impressive.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Well, what if I told you jar Vian Howard?
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Uh fun name I'm in All yours could be all
your jar Yeah, you'd be a jar head. I'd love
to be a jar ahead, dude.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Sure, Deon Jackson.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
That sounds like running back.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
You know, I love the name Dion Just sho Corbin.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
You say just or just haven't heard that one? Like it?
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Marcus Yarns. I like that he plays the gamblers. The
gambers are also bad, So maybe don't do that. I
think we go with Dion Jackson has seven touchdowns?
Speaker 4 (50:16):
Good, I'd be seven touchdowns eighty five carries four eleven yards. Yeah,
it just sucks because all day long, or like the
last two days, I've been having to sit here going.
I mean, I don't hope that a woman is such
a piece of shit to lie about something like that,
but that's all I have left is hoping. And if not, then, like,
is there a morality clause in his contract where we
can avoid the whole thing and get that money off
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the books, because if any of it's true, I want
him gone. I don't want him in the league at all, obviously,
But is there a way that I can get that
money off the book so that we can actually sign
somebody to help our team. It's not a good look.
You know, it's never fun having abusers on your team.
We've both had to deal with it in baseball. You
just don't like having the guy there. It SAPs the
(51:01):
fun out of the ninth inning.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
He's Pat's favorite red sock.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
Not true at all, So shout out to Roberto Sona Astros.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Yep. I remember that they've all done it.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
They've all done it.
Speaker 4 (51:12):
Everybody's done it.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
What if I I told you zay Quandre White was
yours for the take it or any time.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
He scored, I could just yell if it ain't. Why
didn't right Day Day Hunter get mad? I love the
name dayDay Dady Hunter.
Speaker 5 (51:27):
Only one touchdown this season?
Speaker 4 (51:29):
I don't love that. Maybe not Day Day.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Snoop Connor. Yes, anybody with a nick fire names Snoop Connor. Yeah,
that's a sign the Marcus Major.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
That's cheeseburger. Aready's still out there? With his fat ass somewhere.
I'm sure we could use him for four or five carries.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Think think Bobby Shoes out there, don't.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
I hate it. I wish this stuff didn't happen in sports,
but it's real life and it does and sucks extra
hard one. It's one of your stuff. This happened and
the preseason one time. One time, my.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Team's receiver shot himself in a club when they were
like the number one seed in the NFC.
Speaker 4 (52:08):
Yeah, but at least he shot himself and probably.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Gonna repeat as champions that year. But then it derailed everything.
Speaker 4 (52:13):
Yeah, but he only hurt himself. He didn't hurt anybody else.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Yes, he hurt me, true he did.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
But we got a lot of fire jokes out of it.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
I didn't love the jokes personally. I would have rather
had another super Bowl. That would have been really cool.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
He shuldar bobbed himself. That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Feel had three and three liight like that?
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Three lie would have been would have been so sick.
Imagine having three super Bowls and a five hundred career record,
that being obviously had more wins, who been slightly above.
Speaker 5 (52:47):
Maybe we had three super Bowls probably three Super Bowl vps.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
Bet Nakadu would have never been able to bench him
and ruin the streak.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Well, he's gone away the NFL black bottom for that,
all right. Other quarterbacks that are back in the news
for US this week, or Johnny Manzel, Johnny or what's
Johnny Football? Johnny Football almost said Johnny Money. I think
that's his bar. It's like Moneys or whatever. Yeah, Johnny
(53:17):
Football fought this weekend against podcaster Bob Menry and he won.
Speaker 5 (53:25):
Bob Marry didn't look great, no, and.
Speaker 4 (53:28):
Apparently out at the casino at four am the night
before the fight.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
What do you mean just taking like guaranteed payouts?
Speaker 4 (53:36):
Yeah, no way. I didn't know the fight was happening
until I saw the highlights later on, and when it
came out, I thought Johnny threw an illegal kick. I
didn't know what's kick was just boxing. I was like,
oh wait, they're not stopping it, okay, yeah, out his
mouth piece and the ref just like picked it up
and like shoved it back in his mouth while they were.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Fun spin it out again.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
Yeah. No that it looked like a great, rough and
rowdy fight, like it was an awful fight. But it
looked like a good one for shitty fights of like
two hillbillies that just hate each other and live across
the street from each other. Other than that, it was awful. Henry.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
I don't even know if he threw a punch, it
didn't look like it from the clips I saw.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
It was funny, like just watching If you don't train
in combat sports, you're never gonna look good. But seeing
somebody as athletic as Johnny Football looking so on athletic
fighting is really funny to see.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
It's like when Greg Hardy would fight, and it was
like Greg Hardy was a woman beaters to them. We
were always like, let's just hope this.
Speaker 4 (54:36):
Guy loses, and they kept giving him fights, kept giving
him stacked fights, and then he'd be like a fat
piece of shit, roll on the ground and getting they
shit kicked out of you. All right, next you have
see event. We've got Greg Hardy who's the twenty fifth
in the division, and we're gonna him fight the fourth
rank guy in the division.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
And then he'd like fight three weeks later because Dana's like, hey,
we got an open on the card.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
Oh you're taking on short no on short rest? Good good, Oh, fuck,
I can't believe you lost again.
Speaker 4 (55:01):
Oh no, those are fun times where everyone could just
be like, he's always the under other guy because we
hate this guy. Yeah, I just won every time.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
And everybody collectively was just high five and wherever like
you had money on this no fuck yeah, ude, fuck Greg.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
There's always one assholes like well I took gretit heart.
I look at the plus money signed. Who was so
good like you? Probably Cowboys fan probably love people to
beat women. It's their favorite thing. You know.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
A lot of people forget Jerry Jones was one of
the people that was in Arkansas trying to prevent the
the what's it called, the integration of schools. Yep, you
just standing out there trying to block that kid. There's
a picture of it. Look it up. Look it up.
There's a lot of pictures of Jerry every time, every
time I have to deflect when the Giants lose to
the Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
That's my go to.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Yeah, well, at least racist, Yeah, he's a racist, so
maybe you should.
Speaker 4 (55:52):
Say a least my owner is not a documented racist. Yeah,
old rich white guy he might be anyway, but at
least it's not documented.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
Right.
Speaker 4 (56:00):
That's why I love being a Packers train can never
call my owner a racist.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
You're kind of racist.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
I'm not. I am an owner, right, I just threw
it back and call my owner a racist because we
have lots of owners.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
Y odds that at least one of the Packers owners
is racist. That's yeah. I would like say your owners
racist a little bit. You had to pay for that,
so just money, not just name only.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
That is so cool. I own the Packers. I'm an owner.
It's like the Packers in an xbox. That's all I own.
Speaker 5 (56:36):
That's all you need.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
That is all I need. That's true.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
You know what I wish we still owned on this
earth was our sweet prints Harambe, because remembering Harambe is
also back. It's been ten years as of this recording.
Tomorrow it'll be find May twenty sixteen since we lost
our sweet prints to us. It's the sac violence. He
was trying to return a child that was dropped into there.
(57:05):
It was like not supervised and unsupervised heathen child that
was put into that that enclosure. Harambe was trying to
be like, hey kid, what's going on? Buddy? You wanted
to come and get a close up experience with the gorilla. Well,
let me let me show you around the place, and
they were like, no, showed him, Calum, calum, calum.
Speaker 4 (57:22):
What if he had just thrown the kid back up
into the crowd, that he's probably gonna do that, That's
probably what he wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
And they even shot him because I was giving him
a tour racism.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
I think I I for years ago. If he's a
white gorilla, it doesn't happenang on this. So I've always
been the anti Horabic. I feel like at some point
you did convince me to be pro Harambe, and then
I just forgot why when because the kid was being
the kid's mom was a fuckhead. It was the kid's
mom's fault, not Harambe's fault. Harambe lives there.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Probably if if this this room, we're in this the
past gay podcast Memorial Studios was or do we rename
it is the Robert were both Memorial Studio as he
passed away, Rip Bobby Oh. But if we were in
the Robert B. Brost of Memorial Studios and this was
our enclosure and then just somebody else here just was like,
(58:12):
here's my kid, and you were like, what do you
what and Pat was just like, hey, kid, get out
of here, and then they shot you for trying to
usher the kid out. They was in your place, hit
in the back, and they shot, hey, get out of here.
You're not supposed to be in here.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
Kid.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
There's signs all over the fucking things say don't go
in there. You went in here, And he was like,
let me get you back to your mom, and they're like,
call them.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
That is how you convinced anti child.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
I just hope that kid grows up being bullied. That
kid is now ten years old at least probably twelve, thirteen, thirteen, fourteen, whatever. Yeah,
I hope that kid is stuffed into lockers daily and like,
never forget what you fucking did.
Speaker 4 (58:49):
If I went to junior high with that kid, I
definitely would get everyone to just call him GK for
Gorilla killer. And also if you're in like the Cincinnati
area and your kid is having problems with anybody, just
be like, hey, start way, they still live in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (59:01):
They start spreading the room. This is a Harambe kid.
Speaker 4 (59:04):
They had to have moved. Did you know that you
know Pat? Pat? Fourth periods the Ramba kid?
Speaker 2 (59:08):
What?
Speaker 5 (59:09):
Yeah, it was Pat.
Speaker 4 (59:10):
That'd be funny.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
Inclosure, they're like, fuck that kid.
Speaker 6 (59:13):
The kid goes in for like show and tell, you
just start that like, no, I swear to god nothing Romic,
what do you mean?
Speaker 8 (59:18):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (59:19):
The teacher says that fuck that kid?
Speaker 4 (59:22):
What f that'd be funny? Show up for fuck you
show and tell. He's got a picture of the gorilla
just holding him upside down. It's like this was me
everyone boombuck. Teachers like, listen, I need to step outside
the classroom if you guys all kick his ass for
the next ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (59:38):
Real shame. I didn't see nothing. Didn't see nothing.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
Yeah, I hate that kid.
Speaker 5 (59:43):
Apparently the family, uh like there's nothing publicized. So I
looked it up R and I wonder why and like
they're just they're hidden large. Their family has largely remained private.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah, because they're responsible for the murder of now probably
the most famous gorilla of all time. It's still Coco
No should have been president. I voted for him.
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
He's not joking.
Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
I did maybe twenty other people.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I believe. It was like well yeah, no, like they
had a tally, but like I've I voted in Rombay.
I was like, let's do it. That's running back. Dude,
we've seen man maybe not be the greatest politician. What
about ape?
Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
What if it was actually like a like a hitman
from Texas that killed him because he was like this
where you get for leaving Texas.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I don't think that that would be it.
Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
It's plausible. I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Can you rule it out though, Yeah, because there was
a kid that was in there, that was what their
logic was.
Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Yeah, but like what if like everyone was being told
don't fire yet, and one guy was like, I been
waiting for this moment and he just fired a shot
and then they covered it up like, oh no, he
was told to fire because it was a danger and
he just wanted to kill a monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
He was like, I know, I'm sure it was all
that kid's fault and the mom's fault and they should
both be publicly shamed.
Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
In side until we talk about this again and I
forget again.
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
They're trying to Steve Bartman themselves and just be like,
I'm away from the public eye. We need to figure
this out. You get to the bottle publatory investigator or.
Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Or uh Nicktes not Flintes, Nick.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Quintez, Right, he's the the daycare guy.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
No, No, Nick Flintz is the piece of shit alt
right guy that's like five six and is a race.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Is the daycare guy.
Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
That's why I'm trying to remember. It's Nick something. How
many employees do you have? How many gorillas you got
in there? Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Where are the gorillas?
Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
I don't see any show us to Grella nine pm
on a fucking Tuesday at the zoo and I don't
see any gorillas. That means there's none here.
Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
This is an aquarium, man, what this is a windy Sorry?
Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Oh, you're signed just as aquerum. You didn't even put
the eye and I am disappointed about that. I, as
a citizen, never ran so rp here on Bay Gone
and never forgotten.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
And I'll ask him. My kid is sweeps because the
New York Knickerbockers and the Vegas Golden Knights have swept
their way to the finals of their respective sports, just
like we drew it up in the Golden Knights in
the finals.
Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
So I had already bet on the Avs on Game one,
and then when the game started, I did not know
that kel mccarr was not playing until they said on
the broadcast. I was like God, shit. So then game
two I was like, well, I don't know if he's
playing or not. The Avs will bounce back and they're
gonna win Game two, and they lost that one.
Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
I did that every game after Game one with I bet.
I thought the Golden Knights wod keep it close. So
I took Golden Knights plus one and a half for
the first game, and.
Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Then I was like, well, there's no way, Like, the
Aves aren't gonna like either, They're not gonna get yeah.
And then I just kept being like, games are in
a row. Bet Game four, they're not gonna get swept.
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Yeah, four games fucking Colorado. Turns out that if you
are the best team in the regular season in the NHL,
you are not ever going to the title.
Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Also if you lose your second best player. The only
reason I say this because mckennon's incredible, but losing your
stud defense went against a really good team, not not
a great strategy. Do you hear really sad stat about
the Vegas Golden Knights, Well, not the Vegas gold Knights,
but involves them.
Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
They have been a franchise for nine seasons. They have
gone to the Stanley Cup Finals three of those nine seasons,
so a third of their existence, they've gone to the
stand up Final.
Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
The Red Wings have not.
Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Made the playoffs in the entirety of the existence of
the Vegas Golden Knights. And even if you go back
to the previous year where we learned that the Vegas
Golden Knights would be there, that would be ten years,
still have not made the playoffs in that time either.
So sad if I had just been like new team,
I'm gonna root for them, I would Next year Wings
(01:03:49):
and Giants, assuming so.
Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
The guys are playing, finally comes together. Next year Wings
and Giants. You ten, that's when that's when it really
takes shape. He's been there ten years, No, he has,
and he's been there five you're building the Astros rebuild
was was a four or five year process. That's kind
of exactly what the Red Wings did. And you did
it without completely bottoming out.
Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Yeah, you kind of not.
Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
For like three consecutive draft lottery the equivalent of one
hundred lost season in the NFL would be what like
a sixty lost year. I don't think you had three
of those in a row.
Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Didn't make the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Either way, you're getting better.
Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
But yeah, then the Knicks. Dude, the the Knicks are
fun to watch.
Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
I was sitting there, I was like, oh my god, him,
I gonna like this part of the reason I really
need Oklahoma City to come through because I can't actually
be rooting for a New York team in the finals.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
The Knicks are really fun.
Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
They are, And Jalen Brunson being from Dallas, be like, oh,
you guys got rid of him. You had you had
Jalen Brunson and you had Luca on this same team.
So they probably won I don't know how many championships.
Those guys are two of the best players in the
in the sport, right They went to the finals, so
but they didn't win it.
Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
No, and Jalen wasn't on it that team, was he? Yes,
he was, but that was kind of last year. That
was his last year kind of an emerging because he
had a really good playoffs.
Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Oh no, you're right, yeah, because I'm thinking Luca got
traded last year the previous year.
Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Yeah, Nico Harrelson.
Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
I will say, though, I do kind of want the
next to win just because you want to. I just
want to see Cat being zesty as fuck while hammered
at the parade. Oh my god, Zesty Cat is funny and.
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
New York City, like ticker tape, parades are way different
than they're like, They're way cooler.
Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Looking just because it's a fucking is used to having
that many people.
Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
When Boston does parades, they look cooler just because there's
cooler ship.
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Yeah, it was big city. It's awesome to go through.
That was one didn't look as cool. But also because
you know why, this is fucking ninety nine degrees outside
when the ashos are.
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Doing was cool.
Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Where the parking grades were. The hat video was iconic.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Yeah, they guy that lost hat.
Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
It's so great. I'm just saying, you can't go as
hard in Houston as you can to the first cities
during the summer.
Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
Twenty seventeenth parade was better than twenty twenty two by far.
Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Yeah. I didn't go to twenty twenty two. I went
to twenty seventeen. That was but it was just I
was just drenk. I went straight from work, so I
was already sweaty and I'm wearing jeans. Yeah, it sucked.
Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Twenty seventeen one.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
If I remember correctly, I believe the day of the
astra championship parade was the same day that Deshaun Watson
tore his knee nice and it was like everybody was
on their way to the parade, like, oh no, because
it was like non contact, wasn't it was a blessing? Yeah,
it's that bad dude.
Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
That was after the Seattle Seahawks game. Yeah, something like that.
That was the same twenty seventeen Ashers team that threw
twenty seven curveballs to your Yankees.
Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I remember that. Yeah, yeah, twenty seven consecutive, twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Row It was a different Yankees team, really that different
though it really wasn't. It's kind of the same team,
except worse with the bullpen, someun tools. Super cool. Just
what if we just didn't have pictures for the last
three innings of games. I mean we physically have them,
but we don't really have them.
Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
See, the Astros are trying a thing where you don't
know what innings it's gonna be, but five innings a game,
we won't have a picture. Yeah, that's a fun thing
that we're trying this year.
Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I have the My my favorite theme of the Yankees
this year is just Cam Schlittler. He's fucking cool.
Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Camp Schlittler.
Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
I saw that today. It's like a opponent or lefty
opponents are hitting like eighty six against his curveball. He's
just like, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
He's just like the Yegges always have, like the prospect
coming up that you're like, oh this guy cool.
Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Yeah, I fucking hate that guy when he's a Dodger.
Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
It doesn't work out.
Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
It would probably be everybody all roads leave to lead
to LA.
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
That's what They might have too many arms at that point,
so then we don't know a louse.
Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Shittler is like, they're fucking set up.
Speaker 8 (01:08:00):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
They've got so many starting pitchers.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
They'll just run like they'll do an opener every game.
But it's just like we have twenty seven starters in
our bullpen. They'll all just pitch whenever.
Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Everybody pitches every day, but everybody just gets one inning and.
Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
You just plug. Fuck that fucking show, All right, let's
move on.
Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Let's move on?
Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
It was sweeps sweeps your back. Oh yeah, that was
actually us pretty much being on topic on that one.
I think I think we did a good job of that.
I will say though, it would be very funny if
San Antonio, wins Cat and Wemby are gonna be so
zesty with each other. It's the one thing I like
about Wemby is that he seems like the one NBA
player that isn't trying to be buddy buddy with everybody
(01:08:43):
and is actively he's French.
Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
He gets upset about everything.
Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
But that's the thing. Yeah, everyone's like, oh, he actually
hates all the Oh he's just a little bit. I'm
nine feet tall. Why didn't I get a foul call?
Shut up your French pieces side of the fucking stadium.
Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
You're fine.
Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Six rebounds and you're that tall. That's all you can
do is fucking bust, fucking loser. Plus I like rooting
for Crew. Oh okay, see he's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Yeah but okay, so he's gonna be not fun real fast.
Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Yeah, but they're not there yet.
Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Like they are, they're getting to. This is the year
they are that though.
Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Yeah, but they're playing San Antonio and then New York.
Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
So it's fun New York.
Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Though.
Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
It's fun New York.
Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
It is fun New York, but it's still New York. So,
like I think everyone going into it's gonna be ma like, oh,
who we might be root for the next and then
it's gonna tip off. And I was like, man, I
can't root for fucking New York.
Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
When you guys are like that with the fucking Yankees
and the Dodgers. And I was like, you fucking hate
the Dodgers. How can you fucking like them? Now?
Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Me's so mad, And that's why I'm glad I cursed
the Astros because you guys didn't support me. Still hanging around,
hanging around, yeah, completely decimated by injuries and still only
like four games out of the division. Have fun with that, dude,
We're gonna win the division. I should place a bet
on that right now.
Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Have y'all bought a Santa jersey yet?
Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
I have not?
Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
You gotta get it. And they got to make a
Christmas one right yeah, I know, Like this is was
l J hose they had, Like this is the best
Astro's jersey since l J hus.
Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
You know, there's people that actually wore the zero Hose
jersey and I love that the minim maid At the time,
Minimate are dyking. Now they the people will actually like yeah,
like people actually told them to take your jersey off.
You can't wear that.
Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
That's the fuck it's was it was zero his number, yeah,
and his last name is right. So this is this
is I was author. This is a team authorized jersey. Like,
I don't know what you want me to do here.
I've heard people.
Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
I've heard Astros fans tell me that they had to
take their jersey off. And this was years ago, of course,
but like, yeah, it was like, interesting, you need to
get a Grady Dick Astro jersey. The Dick Stros so
he doesn't even play baseball, like nobody. This was from
Grady Dick Knight.
Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
When did they do that? You don't remember?
Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Remember grade he throughout the first pitch we talked about.
Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
It was the after Magic City.
Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
It was Dick and Ball's night. Remember the big guy
two Baseballs was like, Greaty Dick thought the pitch.
Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Come on, I would love for someone to have a
Dick and Balls night.
Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
That'd be sick. That'd be sick.
Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Bring your kids out to Dick and Balls night at
the ballpark with great Dick.
Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
It's not a sexual thing. I have to say that.
All right, let's wrap up. Let's move on to the
not cool segment where we get to vent to you
guys and gals about what's not cool with us this
week if you'd like to participate, We're gonna pick some
of the best ones at the end of each month
or once a month or so every couple of weeks.
If you want to hit us up at pass a
pod on X, use the hashtag PTG not cool and
(01:11:35):
kind of you know, in three to four sentences some
up which you're not cool is this week and we
will share some of the best ones every couple of
weeks on the pod again at not pass at pass
a podcast on X and it's hashtag PTG not cool.
Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
This is the not cool segment.
Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Not cool man, all right, I go first.
Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
West, my favorite soccer team, our podcast soccer team got relegated,
and it sucks. Yeah, it's not great. They kicked out
of the league, just barely.
Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
I looked at all of my teams though, and like,
the Giants would have been kicked.
Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Out of the league this year.
Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
But we don't have dumb relegation, right, the Giants league
got relegated. The Red Wiens would have got relegated four
years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Hey, we're gonna win the Champions League next year, buddy.
Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
It's just called the Championship.
Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
It's not the Champions League.
Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
No, champions League is top four of the Premier.
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
League, and then we're gonna win the championship.
Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Buddy, But who don't want to play for a championship.
I want to be the top of the table. I
want to win a championship. And so maybe next year,
like West Han'm gonna be a killer in the championship. Hypothetically,
you would think because you were with the big boys,
now you go to the second Tiernay. Yeah, Also you
(01:13:03):
have to sell all your good guys, so very possible
that that's not it. But they have a young core,
young Corey, have Freddy Potts coming back, Keeling Casey's gonna
be there.
Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Freddy Potts is a great name, Freddie Polts, pot of
our youth system.
Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
He's great in the midfield. It's really British, really really British.
Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Freddie Potts got I didn't think it was some dude
from Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Yeah. Ideally we have a check guy that's gonna buy
up the majority of the club.
Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
I think this offseason.
Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Hell yeah, Eastern European money and.
Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
We have Thomas Soucheck which is ironically also Checke. He
very well could be leaving west Ham, but he posted
a thing, making it seem like he's like, we feel
responsible for this. We let you guys, dad, as I
would if you get like two of the Premier League
guys to go to stay with you, and then you
just fucking dominate and then like next week or next year,
(01:14:00):
all week, like every week, I'll be yeah, I know,
I blow out win, I blow out win top of
table west Ham and I.
Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Can get one and a half every single game.
Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
We won't even worry about it, Like what if that's
what happen.
Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
They're gonna set a championship record for goals next year,
so sick, let me go up to it.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
But the problem is, I don't want to be a
yoyo team because that can happen where you get promoted,
then you're really good because you weren't good enough.
Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
You're good enough score so many goals. It's gonna carry
over and then we're gonna be a good franchise. What
I'm hoping. We're gonna get the new check owners and
they spend a billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
I deally wanted Saudi money, ideally wanted Sadi. I just
then he gets Chechia. Sadi's really going to have unlimited money.
I think it's check ya check yach or it's chech
chech n And are we also changed in Turkey? Is
Turkey different now too, because I know that they're spelling
it differently.
Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
If they are, I'm not, I'm not learning it. We're
in the World Cup group with Turkey, but it was
t u r k I y e and I was
like a so in the Turkish language, like their native language,
they would pronounce it Turkey a.
Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
Turkey, but we would just say Turkey, right, No, the
only different languages.
Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
That's the coolest part about American where we're just like, yeah,
I know you are, but we're just gonna go with Turkey.
Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
The only new countries I've learned since I was a child,
as I learned Czechia and Yugoslavia because they used to
be Czechoslovakia and that was or no, it's Czechia and Slovakia.
It used to be Czechoslovakia and then very public and
it used to be the Czech Republic for a long
time until like two years ago. Yeah, and then it
just became Czech you. And actually the only reason I
(01:15:40):
respect that as a new country is because David Pasernok
is from Czechya. But other than that, if your country
was not in the Animaniac song, I don't recognize it
as a real country.
Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Look at you, guam.
Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Yeah, I don't learn new countries. Pluto still a planet.
If I didn't like if it changed, you ask me
being in fifth grade, I don't learn it.
Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
If I had to take a test on it and
that was part of the requirement, like that, like this
is what the answer is. You can't tell me otherwise
I had to. I took a test with it. Okay,
that's education. You're the educations are are that you should know.
Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Pluto didn't bulk enough. Man, You gotta keep bulky.
Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
You can't know this is that's how solar systems work.
You gotta keep bulky.
Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
You gotta respect the little guy. Protein powder goods and
protein powder. Next, you can say Hode Island is not
a state because it's too small. Yeah, now, now watch
your fuck about that. I was born in Rhde Island.
Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
A damn about Rhode Island.
Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Rhode Island's awesome because it's so tiny, Like, why are
you a thing? Pluto? Tiny? Your way out there? Still mad?
Respect for you?
Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Size size shamming.
Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Nex You're gonna say you don't respect Danny DeVito.
Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
He's bolked.
Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
He did. He's very argument we man, it's a great
any me. A lot of great things are going from
small small things.
Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Yeah, but but West team getting really good sucks so
not cool.
Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
I got I got a few one of them. On
Memorial Day, I had a buddy reach out. I was like, hey,
I'm gonna make some smashburgers. You want to come over,
And I was like, appreciate it. I actually I got
to knock out a bunch of errands and stuff. And
then later on the day he reached out. He's like, hey,
I actually still have it. Started with the burgers and
I was about to walk across the street and then
I realized I was so high. I don't think I
(01:17:26):
could have made it, and I'm sorry, Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
I appreciate it. He texted me.
Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
He was like shit. I got started to get ready
and I was like, normally I just drive over to
his place. I was like, can't do that. It's close
enough to walk. I was like, I don't know if
I can even walk right now. So then then when
that happened, I was like, well, I got this whiskey
here too. I might as well, just crack into that
drank a bunch of whiskey. And it's not even like
(01:17:52):
I never felt like I got that drunk, but I
just drank so much whiskey over such a long period
of time and then went to bed at three am,
and I will up in the morning and I had
just passed out on my shoulder, and my shoulder hits
or hurts so bad the next day. It was like,
you remember that clip from You Won't Like This from
Four Days in October when David Ortiz after he hits
(01:18:13):
the walk off of the first game. The next day
they're on the field, He's like, I woke up this morning.
I thought my shoulder was on the other side of
the bed. It hurts so fucking bad. All day long,
I was just texting the other managers at work, like,
someone bring a shotgun to work and blow my fucking
shoulder off right now. I can't deal with this anymore.
It sucked. It sucked a lot, so bad shoulder. And
then other than that, I've just kind of I've instead
(01:18:36):
of being an adult and like just having one chore
and taking care of it, I have let every chore
I have snowball to the point where I'm backed into
a corner. I I've got a mountain of chores.
Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
As a future Pat, you put yourself in. Yeah, that's
future pats problem. This morning, Pat's very happy that Pat
doesn't have to do it now. But then future you
then I keep doing that. I keep all of this stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
I just I need to clean my apartment. I need
to clean the bathroom. I gotta do laundry. I thought
today I was gonna have to reuse socks. I actually
laid out my socks with yesterday. Found I had a
bunch of like novelty socks.
Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
So I have no circulation.
Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Like putting off putting off laundry for like four more
days can't be good for you. Like I gotta get
my two tires changed. I need to get my inspection
done in the next what four days before the month
is over. I've just let a mountain of chores pile up,
and I don't want to do any of them. A
lot of that you can do in like one day, Dude,
I could do the inspection and my tires.
Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Honestly, art laundry. Go, get your inspection and tires done.
Come back.
Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Probably, which is the fact that I don't have in
unit laundry. I gotta it's in the complex. That's I
also realized I haven't checked my mail in like two months.
I should probably do that. Not that I get any
real mail, but.
Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Yeah, no, that's the worst. I'm gonna throw all this away.
Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I literally do everybody that's ever lived here before me?
Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
Cool, dude. Half of my mail is like the three
previous tenants that used to live there. It's multiple names.
Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
My landlord and her husband get a bunch of stuff
and she's like, hey, will you let us know if
we got stuff? Like, yeah, hey did you?
Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
You never let us know we got mail. I'm like, yeah,
I haven't checked it.
Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
It's twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
Yeah it's been six weeks, and like, yeah, I didn't
get anything.
Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Am I gonna check your ship just to check your shit?
Like you think I'm gonna check? They regularly check them out.
Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
If I get a thing that I ordered, it's like, yeah,
we delivered it to the mailbox.
Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Those only ones I check.
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Most of my shit comes to the door I have.
Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
We've got like a big old parcel thing. If you
want to check your you can check it. But yeah,
so I think I need to like focus myself into
getting one chore done when I get home tonight, which
very easily. It could just be clean. I've got like
old drumstick wrappers because I got really high and ate
like nine drumsticks the other night. It happens. Yeah, and
(01:20:54):
like some granola bar wrapper. I just need to just
take out the trash. I just need to knock one
thing off a list today.
Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Probably that's an easy one.
Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Not got I keep not doing it, Yeah, because the
trash can isn't full. I just have a lot of
other trash that's not in the trash can that would
fill it.
Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Shame Pat every day at not Pat dion X just
be like, hey, do a chore. Do a chore.
Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
We did that with you a couple of years ago.
To drink water and it worked. Everybody's like drink water, fucker. Yeah,
but that came from me talking about how I was
drinking water a lot and I just didn't do it
one day.
Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Yeah, it was like one day where then you got
really good at it again.
Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
I did. I've been drinking it. I didn't drink mean
about it. It's green tea today.
Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
Text him to drink water and to.
Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
Do a chore. Yeah, I need to be held accountable.
Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
This is an accountability podcast. So we all right, that's
all I got, Harley Woods, You're not cool. I threw
it on there.
Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
It's this new era of the influencers celebrity boxing.
Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
It's just not.
Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
Do it on Fridays. Stop trying to compete with the UFC.
Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Just stop in general, Like it's not good. It's not
that I don't want to see ray J versus super Fire.
Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
I don't disagree with you. I want to see it,
but I do kind of like the clips because like
I'm not gonna watch it, and like the Ronda Rowsey
think I threw it on just because there's nothing else
going on right then, and I was all.
Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
Right, let's do that.
Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
But but at least they have some sort of background.
Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Yeah, think they actually find I know it felt rigged.
Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
It's like the Jake Paul shit I get sick of.
Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
I don't have a count just in Jake Paul.
Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Watch. I want to see Ray J fight a little bit,
not like actually, but like if you're gonna show me
a couple of clips, I'll watch it. Like I want
clip boxing, that's what I want, and I think that's
what we're getting a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
But we'll just give us fights we want to see.
Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
I'd rather watch the good old days of YouTube boxing
where it's just some backyard people are yes, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
That's or lane.
Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
But it's all like people that were famous fifteen years
ago that trained for like three times over one week
just to collect a paid.
Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
I haven't paid tax in six years, and they're like, shit,
I gotta pay those.
Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Give us fun fights that people actually want to see.
Make it like like Tucker Max or not Tucker Max,
Tucker Carlson versus like James.
Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Carton, Tucker Carlson versus Tucker Max. We should have political boxing,
That's what that would be fun. They're doing a fucking
you see to get the White House. Why don't we
just have like, hey, let's do it. Let's decide some
fucking state races. Let's have like Christian Menafee against John Paxton,
Greg Abbott versus.
Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
See. Now, now people would think this is a misfight,
but because there is a uh, what do you call it?
Medical disfigurement? If we did Pete boddha Jedge versus all
one Eye what's his fucking name? John a blank on
it yeah, cranshot of people like, oh he was a seal,
you have a fight bootage. He's got one eye, he's
(01:23:51):
got no depth perception. That could actually be a good fight.
I'll watch political boxing, political boxing, oh no, get instead
of that stupid softball that they do every year. Baseball
game Al Green against Greg Abbott, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Well, i'd watch. And I don't think he can see
very well either. I don't think you can spell very
well either. But Greg, he lost? Did he lose?
Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
I don't know, Uh yeah, I don't know politics. I
just work on this morning. I was supposed to attention
to it. Political boxing would be better than celebrity boxing, but.
Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Like didn't like the problem with that is then you
get politics in it, and like that's the worst part
about all of it.
Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
I don't want to talk about this. I like, well,
you know what he thinks about this, Like, I don't like,
did you know that your quarterback? Your quarterback doesn't I
don't know if to throw touchdowns? And that's what I'm watching.
I'm not watching him to see who he voted for.
Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
I'm watching him to see if you can fucking pass
the rock to fucking Malik or hand it off to
the cams, Gadaboo and square tudies.
Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
Dude, that's what I care about.
Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
I will say, at least with this man's ell fight now,
it's no longer celebrity boxing. It's like kickboxing, but it's
like smaller gloves. So we're getting there. We might actually
start seeing some good not I think Bob Menry is
kind of like a fight guy, isn't he Like he
doesn't like the voiceovers, like, oh shit, he got lost
to the fucking mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
That's that's that guy, the Buffalo Wild where he used
to or something like that. I don't remember David Busters
or something.
Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
I've seen him on stuff. I don't really religiously follow him,
but the voiceover clips are funny.
Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
But I'm done with celebrity boing.
Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Guy mostly over the voiceover clips.
Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
But like, celebrity kickboxing is what it should be, not
mm A. Nobody wants to see celebrities go to the ground,
but full striking with chances of actual knockout.
Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
That's the thing that you have to have people that
have trained enough in it to where if you're gonna
train enough to do MMA, you have to commit to it.
Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
And a lot of the celebrities just want the pay day.
They don't want to do that. So then boxing is
all you got to learn, Whereas I was like I
can kick, but then there's like influencers and then like
I don't know any of these influencers. I don't care who. Yeah,
like that's that's more boring to me.
Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
There's too many influencers. Now, there's too many people come
with me as I box. Now that's my god.
Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Guys. I did a camp for two weeks and it
was no joke. Trust when I say this is not
gonna be easy, there's the guy who.
Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
Does that voice making fun of influencers that go to
places and they're like, I would like to see him
fight the people that are leaving shitty reviews do that.
But yeah, most not all, but you can't fight like
ye do it?
Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Actually, that's how we want to remember.
Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
Remember next weekend as been Gold versus Hassanabby and when
we bet on the he's gonna fight Waal tasing his dog, when.
Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
We bet the Olympic boxer one of the women's gold
and uh like call that we call that?
Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
How did you know that was gonna happen? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
I was tipped it's tipped off to it.
Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
So was the boxer. So so it was the boxer box.
Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
All right, those are not a cool segment. Okay, let's
wrap it up with the answer seven. We do the
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Don't you just answer the question? Answer the question, you answer, answer.
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Don't thanks the subject, just answer the question.
Speaker 8 (01:27:57):
Kept talking, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
Our first question this week is from Lewis Ball, and
Lewis says, if hospitals are required to report gunshot wounds
to the police, are they also required to report arrow wounds?
Depends on if it's a country hospital.
Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
Yeah, I would guess it also definitely depends on the hospital.
Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
If there's like if you have a big bow hunting
population in there, you might chalk it up to, you know,
one shot went awry. If you're in New York City,
I feel like they would probably report that.
Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
I think you have to if it's suspected like violence,
that call or like a violent crime could have been
the cause of that. I think that's what you have.
I think that's where they required to contact authorities. So,
like a gunshot, I think stabbings are probably the same way.
Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
Which would they file that under?
Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
And a stab would if you think about an arrow
is really just a long distance stabbing.
Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
Yeah, I was just thinking, like, how would we look
up the FBI crime statistics on this, Well, it would
probably fall into the stabbings territory.
Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
So you have to report it. So did they report
this to like the robin Hood Times, Like, oh, there's
an arrow wound, man, I.
Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Think you just robbing it. Call the police and like
what happened? Call the sheriff. But they had the renaissance fair, Like,
what's going on? I don't know, man, we're told, we're
telling you it was.
Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
Shocked it with an arrow from fifteen yards.
Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
We were rich and now we report. Yeah, I mean
you still got.
Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
To report it. As a nurse, you're just doing your job. Hey,
this guy's got a fucking arrow through them. I don't
know how it happened, but you think the police might
want to look into this?
Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
Oliver Queen like arrow from DC comics, like they're reporting
arrow wounds.
Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Honestly, the closest we might have to this is back
in the days of lawn darts. Did they report lawn
dart injuries to the police? Probably?
Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
Not.
Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Most states require medical professionals to report any wound inflicted
by a dangerous or deadly weapon of any kind. An
arrow can be lethal. It is highly likely to trigger
this mandatory reporting requirement to law enforcement.
Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
WHOA WHOA WHOA siphoons.
Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
What is you get a ciphe Oh, syth I thought
you said siphoons, and I was like, what is this?
Scythe typhoon? Now that's a sci fi movie. Okay, no
rebel trademark. Rebel trademark, you can't see that's that's that's
Hardy's thing.
Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Siphoon seems like a Pokemon move that will points by Cythyer. Yeah,
like the tornado of scythes. Let's just come flying at you.
Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
So I would guess with a scythe wound, Yeah, right,
any sort of stab, it's like what happened to you?
Speaker 8 (01:30:35):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Like if if you were like I was whittling and
I cut my finger, they probably that's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
If you have a scythe wound, you're probably in a
horror movie.
Speaker 5 (01:30:44):
Sure, should I have reported, like in elementary school, little
Bobby freaking stabbing move a pencil. I should have reported
for a pus. Yeah, of course not. You're not. You're
not a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
The doctor's like that's their legal oath.
Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
That's why like lawn darts, I don't think they reported.
Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Just a better society, be hippocratic, I believe's what doctors take.
So they do have to record.
Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
They have to report arrow wounds, just like they would
gunshot wounds, because it's like what if you went with
your buddy and you were just like, listen, this wasn't criminal.
We were just firing arrows back at each other, see
if we could catch them. He missed his catch, like
grown ups. Yeah, yeah, that would actually be a really
like if you like got a soft tip arrow, just
(01:31:30):
playing arrow catch with your buddies.
Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
But if it comes off, if it is a deadly weapon,
that they could assume it's a deadly weapon, then I
think that's when they.
Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Reported it used to be a proper country, used to
be a proper country.
Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
I feel like we've all learned a little bit today.
Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Good question.
Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
That was a great question. Lewis. Shout out Lewis, shout
out Lewis.
Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
I want to be an assassin and just use bowing
arrows that like you can't a bullet, probably a fingerprint
on there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
If you may ad of ice picks or you may, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
Like icicles, iceman and hawkeye.
Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
I like that and it just melts.
Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
There's the evidence.
Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
That's how the mob, how the mob used to get
people ice arrow ice, aarro all right. Next question from
Jordan Carter, and Jordan says, are there any shapes that
we have not discovered yet? Yeah, dude, there's tons. What
do you think shape shifters are? They make shapes all
(01:32:30):
the time. They're literally shifting into a different shape whenever
they want. That's a shape shifter.
Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
Are frog shape shifters? Because you know they can like
blow up their throat. Is that shape shifting or is
that just like taking a deep breath.
Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Let's just take any deep breath, because I was about
a sake. If I just like blow then I would
be a shape shifter. The powper fishes, that's that's like
they're squidding, you know, it's just their their defense. Mech okay,
shape shifters, they're creating different shapes.
Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
Yeah, there's aliens have some fucking weird shapes that we
don't know about.
Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
My friend's dad was a shape shifter. He made all
kind of He made polygons all the time. He invented
the squirkle. There's a square circle.
Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Remember, getting like a pin board and then a rubber band,
just being like I'm gonna make some weird ass.
Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
Some weird fucking shit. In this geometry class, guess what
I'm not doing paying attention or whatever I'm supposed to
be doing with this board.
Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
I mean, you can always add more edges to a shape.
So yeah, we just I just don't think anybody's made
a shape with ten thousand sides yet.
Speaker 5 (01:33:38):
But it's out there. There's probably there, probably is.
Speaker 4 (01:33:44):
It's possible. We just haven't done it. Just like how
there's like elements that we know can be created, we
just haven't been able to figure out how to actually
do it. Yeah, same thing with shapes. Just nobody's had
the balls to put ten thousand sides on an octagon.
You should have the balls to do that. Ten thousand gone,
talk to God, Talk to God. Okay, that'd be a
(01:34:05):
six shape. That would be a six shape. But yeah,
there's there's billions of shapes we've just never even made.
So they can easily find new shapes all the time.
That's why they call them shape shift. Shape shift.
Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
Probably have those nothing better than a squirrel, though a
squirrel is a that's the good of shapes.
Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Honestly, that shape makes me a little warning. That's the
sexiest' that's what it's meant to do. It's designed to
be sexy. At shape, a squirrel, a squirkle.
Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Don't ever let anybody tell you it's not all right.
Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
This is a good one. This is from Quentin Hughes
at Q the Ace on X and Quentin says, power
rank Harley's. So he gives us five Harley's that we
get to power rank. Here he gives us Harley Quinn,
Harley Davidson, Harley Kiner from A Boy Meets World Harls
Barkley and Harley. Nowhere, Harley, why don't you go first?
Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
All right, well, so last place has to be Harley Kinner.
Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Yeah, fun.
Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
That guy was a bully? Uh and in he had
I got recasted.
Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
I thought it was the wrestling guys.
Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
Wasn't he a bully or something? Remember the wrestler Like
was no, no, you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
That guy was also a bully. But I thought the
big kid was this guy was not him?
Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
Now, this guy he was a bully. But then in
Girl Meets World he was the janitor and a mentor
and nice guy.
Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Yeah, because he changed.
Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
I'm so mad. I never watched that. I feel like
I'm too like it's too far gone now, like they're
adults just like watching how I met your father. It'd
be weird to be like Sabrina Carpenter. I saw you
fake blow a microphone on stage last week. Now you're
a middle school girl.
Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
This is weird. Now you're dressed like a slaty dog.
Feel uncomfortable? All right, So Harley kind of a fire Yeah,
definitely five uh unpopular.
Speaker 5 (01:36:05):
I'm gonna go Harley Davidson next, all right, but just
because I am sick and tired of being called Harley David's,
I am sick of it, man, like, oh your parentpe motorcycles? No, dude,
they're not. They're not red like that.
Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
Like Pete Davidson. Though you could be Harley da.
Speaker 5 (01:36:23):
No, that would have been that would have been very cool.
That would have been very cool. And then like guaranteed
I would have had a huge hog because Pete Vison
that's a huge hog. After Harley Davidson. Then it would
be hardly know her is That's just that's just a
great phrase like that, And I don't get that a lot.
I've had that once or twice. I'm like, dude, you rock?
Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Could you rock?
Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
You know?
Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
Definitely me would be second, Harrols Barkley because Harley Couinn
is first because I want her on top.
Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
If you get my drift's good reasoning. I like that
reason solid. That's solid, all right, I'll go next. Yeah,
Harley Kiner five. I know he turned his life around,
but you know what that guy, I didn't see that
version of I haven't seen it, so I don't know
that it happens. Harley Kinner five. I will also go Yeah,
(01:37:18):
Harley Davidson four. Just I'm not a two wheel guy.
I need four wheels. I like to drink. I don't
trust my balance.
Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
That does make sense, uh.
Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
Three? Three, I'll go Harrals Barkley. I just want to
give you something too, something to climb the ladder once
you give you something to strive for.
Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
Two Harley Knower and one Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn's gotta
be number one, But Harley Knower, like, I love those
stupid dad jokes.
Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
I'm gonna go Harley Kiner five. Obviously no one cares
about you, dude. I'm gonna go Harley Quinn for Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
I was an adult when I learned who Harley Quinn was,
and she was also doesn't I really watched the I
didn't watch like the I didn't watch Batman animated series,
not really.
Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
Come on, now, I'm a live action guy, and like
Harley Quinn wasn't a thing until I was in fair
like college.
Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
I highly recommend you go back and watching Batman and like, I.
Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
Mean, you're just the Joker, but not as cool as
the Joker. Like that's that's the whole thing. The Joker
is the cool guy. Like that's what it's the Joker
with tits exactly. Joker Joker is pretty cool on his own.
He didn't need tits.
Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
Have you ever played Batman Arkhams?
Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
Nope? Have you ever played Best Guys?
Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
Deal?
Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
I don't have a deal. I'm just saying. I'm just
saying game.
Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Yeah, you don't like Harley Quinn's pretty aparent you don't
have a deal.
Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
I'm a hashtag girl dad actually, and I don't like
the way she portrays herself to you.
Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
Oh as a strong independent woman kind of she breaks
away from.
Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
The joker, dude, hashtag feminist.
Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
She was in a talk relationship and I don't think
and she got out of example. She's a strong independent
on thing that that's absolutely about Harley and Quinzel.
Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Three. I'm gonna go Harley Davidson two. I'm gonna go
Harley Knower.
Speaker 6 (01:39:13):
One.
Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
I'm gonna go Harles Barkley because I don't want him
to quit.
Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
The podcast yet, fucking pandera. Alright, that's absolutely what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
Please don't quit. We don't have any they can help us.
All right, good question, Quintin Hughes. Good question, Bud. Thanks
for send us to those power rankings. All right, this
is from Val, and Val says, did anyone ever really
wear those hats with the little propellers on them? What
were they for?
Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
Just to make little kids look cute?
Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
I don't think that. Yeah, Like nobody actually was like
I'm gonna go out in my hat, I mean grab
a hat.
Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
Like.
Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
I don't think that was somebody's go to hat unless
it was a joking thing.
Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
But see that was the thing. It was. This is
from a bygone era that we weren't like. It was
like when our grandparents were kids. It was just one
of the there was like nine hats back then, and
that was the kid hat. It was either that or
they were working selling newspapers and they had the newsboy hat.
That's all.
Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
It was the whimsical pop culture.
Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
It like I feel like that dates back to the
original Spanky from like the nineteen twenties. It may not
have had the propeller, but he had a hat that
looked a lot like that. But also what was the
purpose of the propeller? Uh? It looked fucking awesome. Yeah,
it just looked silly, well, like little kids can't have swag.
Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Yeah, No, I think it's just there. Nobody really was
rocking those.
Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
I've never seen one live. Now I've seen him. No.
I saw one on a dog once and I thought,
that's the best dog in my ever my existence.
Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
I remember in junior high I was in a theater
class and the teacher had one of those, and so
you like, when you go the prop closet, everybody always
picked that. You'd find a way like, I need a
propeller hat in my skit.
Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
The teacher users is very awesome or the worst teacher
in the world. There's no in between.
Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
I don't really recall. Yeah, don't really recall.
Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
You watch a lot of movies in that class.
Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
So that was kind of cool. Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Trending looks like it was invented in nineteen forty seven
for a like as a gag for a comic book convention.
Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Okay, so we nailed that. Yeah, yeah, so people don't
people wear them, but like it's like an ironic.
Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Wearing of those things. Great, also sick. I like that one.
That one's the propeller you can play. I saw that
one this week. It was it was you know what,
it was, the original fidget of fidget spinner. That's what
it was.
Speaker 5 (01:41:31):
Yeah, you're fidget spinner for your head.
Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
Next one is from this is Ashley Wilkins at Buster
Healer mix on X and Ashley says, excluding dogs, what
animal would make the best elected official? Obviously we would
have picked dogs.
Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
So this is good.
Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Hmm. Initially I want to say lions. I want to
say lions because a lion king, but scarfucked that right
off the back because lions can easily be corrupted. He
was bitter, he was holding shit against his brother, he
was trying to take over. So lions out, hear me out.
Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
These are the two.
Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
I've narrowed it down to horse because they have interspecies relationship.
They're foreign policy is going to be sick. They know
how They've been farted on a lot by people, but
they're cool.
Speaker 5 (01:42:19):
Mister ed was great. You can play baseball. A lot
of people don't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
At a home run off Sandy Kofax, I just feel
like horses have always been able to interact with everybody,
and they're like this, they're they're pretty tight. Horses seem
cool in every children's movie that has been going on
at my house, like one hundred and one Dumbinations, the
horses kind of the lookout. The horse is always kind
of walking out for all the animals and kind of
maybe being a mentor to that. And then they can
(01:42:45):
just run fast as fuck. So like, if you want
somebody guiding you into battle, why not have an animal
that's already been in a battle. So it's like when
George Washington was a general and then was the president.
I feel like horses could go that way. Also, if
I had to pick a non horse, I would go
giraffe because like he's too big, right, And I was
thinking maybe it's too big by then like you could
(01:43:05):
get a good angle of everything because you can see
above everyone.
Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
Yeah, have but too big you can't fit in the
courtroom or the I guess the then they need to
be in a courtroom, but really can't fit through doors.
Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
And then other one, but it's two animals, so it
doesn't really count. Would be fox rabbit hybrid, like like
a combo fox rabbit set up like z Utopia. That
would because that worked in those movies. See.
Speaker 4 (01:43:28):
Originally I went straight to chimpanzee because have you ever
seen a champanzee in a suit? They're adorable?
Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
Right, but like are they too cute to govern?
Speaker 8 (01:43:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
That would be That.
Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
Would be a good because, like think about it. You
could like lead, oh, mister mayor, come on, and you
lead him along and he's just doing the fucking little
champanzee walk, and then he gets tired and he hops
up in your arms and he's like have you ever
seen a champions See they like do the headshaking, the
laugh and they're smiling. That's so like you're just holding
the champanzee like helping him do a press conference.
Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
And then chimp Fox News will be like, oh do
they have the mental wherewithal the hold the off?
Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
Yeah, talk shit about a champanzee CV doesn't fuck you up.
I think chimpanzee would make a great elected official. Do
you think chimpanzee was too easy of an answer?
Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
Mayor bubbles, right, but like they also like, like, do
you trust a man that flings pooh everywhere?
Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
Other than that, my backup answer was a pig because
they're actually very smart animals.
Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Do you ever read Animal Farm?
Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
Good point, you can't have communists. That's actually the first Oh,
you would probably love him, then, mister I want to
be mam Donnie. No.
Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
I was just saying people know his name. But if
you remember Animal Farm, the pigs like the worst of
the bunch. So I would say pigs can't be in
charge except for New York City. They can run New
York City.
Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
But I think about it this way. If they're doing
a bad job, luau, they just that's a good way
to keep elected officials in line. Oh you're not good,
we're gonna cook you on a spit and we're gonna
eat you. They'd called a cook data m I like that,
like that. Yeah, out of that one, that was very good. Thanks,
(01:45:04):
So so I land back on Chimpanzee.
Speaker 5 (01:45:06):
Then all right, Chimpanzee horse, What did you got Arley?
I can't say an ape because of playing into the
Apes movies, So like anything.
Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
Caesar will get us.
Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
Yeah, I think i'd be good as.
Speaker 5 (01:45:16):
A pet like, okay, I don't think I would.
Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
I'm pretty good at just going along with the flow.
I don't do well when I have to make my
own decisions. Obviously my chores are backing up. Apes. Tell
me what to do, I'll do it.
Speaker 5 (01:45:30):
Structure like all right, elephant, come on now, elephant, big ears,
strong memory, somebody door symbolic through leadership. You don't have
to know that that's true. He's just in a in
a courtroom. How did he get there? It's like trying
to figure out how those cars got inside dealerships.
Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Also, like you're in.
Speaker 4 (01:45:51):
Charge, it doesn't matter how you got there, Like you
got people to figure out how to get you there.
Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
Oh you want to talk about forget exactly?
Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
You want to talk shit about me, I'm just squish you.
Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
Yeah, Like I ran tries to cross the elephant and
the elephant's like you, I'm forgetting this one.
Speaker 4 (01:46:03):
Yeah, you're right, ride our elected official over the fucking
alps like we're goddamn Hannibal.
Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
But also an elephant. An elephant might be good at
like crossing the aisle and be like, hey, remember you
said I passed this exactly. Then we're gonna get healthcare
going for all the other animals. And then you thought
I forgot that, didn't you. No, no, no, donkey, no
no no.
Speaker 4 (01:46:25):
Also, if an elephant was your mayor, then maybe you
could get Tony Jah to be the sheriff. He loves
protecting elephants.
Speaker 5 (01:46:33):
You know now that I thought about it. And he
said elephant, and then you said donkeys. And now I's
like going to are you going to republic?
Speaker 4 (01:46:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:46:40):
People tying in this, the Republican and Democrats.
Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
Him, I'm the best animal, wonderful chunk. I can spend
other things, big ears. Look at the donkey over there,
he's got small ears, said. People think they're big ears,
but compared to mine, they're small. I've got the biggest ears.
Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
I said this chrunk, I said, I have never seen
a chunk is long, never seen it.
Speaker 4 (01:46:58):
Chunk better listen, we've got no problems with trunk size.
Over here, big pause, look at him try my new
trunk phone, looking at me?
Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
Kick some and he kicked a kid behind him backup.
Answer would be beavers. And beavers just look, they just
feel like that'd be badass to have.
Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
Are diligent workers.
Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Man, you know, build damns and ship so I was
kind of beaver thinking. I was kind of along the
lines with ants. But then I thought answer more worker bees.
And it's like if a beaver was running shit, then
like you have the worker mentality. But maybe, like maybe
the Tom Thibodau situation, we get overworked.
Speaker 4 (01:47:34):
Yeah, And I don't know if I could try ready
for the charge, like like like one weekend a month
of beavers just in a shitty fucking mood, just being
a pain in the ass.
Speaker 5 (01:47:43):
But my roads would be fixed in a week. All
my roads would be fixed with beavers.
Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
But counterpoint rivers would be stopped up everywhere.
Speaker 4 (01:47:51):
Yeah, Like, you couldn't elected beaver in San Marcus. It
would fuck up the whole. A lot of places to
be flooded Texas, so many flooded places, and it's like, dude,
we don't we don't need another damn here.
Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
I had already had a fucking damn man. You can't
just you answered everything. You can't just be building damns.
Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
I had a friend that went to San Marcus for
memorial deck would have ruined his weekend. We had a
beaver in charge. Shout out to the Bobcats.
Speaker 5 (01:48:14):
More a Bearcats guy. Myself Stills. No shout out Sam Houston,
Harvard of Southeast.
Speaker 4 (01:48:21):
I will say, though, Bobcats or Bearcats, they do have
a good recruit. One of Memorial High School's UH players
is just signed there and they are in the state championship,
are about to be probably, so there you go, you
go win. All I will say as much as fuck
Sam Houston.
Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
The color scheme is, Man, do you want they need
an n IL sponsor.
Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
Memorial High School? Well, I think their parents pay well
enough for that athlete.
Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
I mean, I'm just saying we could take another Gravey ad.
Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
He's already there.
Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Well already he.
Speaker 5 (01:48:51):
Can still get in.
Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
I ol money. That's true. Free burger once a week in.
Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Most college no to free money. Hey do you want
to do this podcast? All you gotta do is come
on the podcast and we'll give you free ship and like, yeah,
all right. He had two dudes do that from a
national championship team.
Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
That's true. I miss those guys.
Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
First first nil donors in Sam Houston football history was
past the gree podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:49:16):
Fun fact about us.
Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
A lot of people think I don't give back to
my community, and I.
Speaker 4 (01:49:20):
Say I do.
Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
And then also when they call me to ask donations
to the school. I say, can my name go on something?
And they say, well, not for that much money, And
I say, well then no, Just give me a brick. Yeah, like,
give me something that my name goes on. Dude, Like,
I don't fucking care. All I want is the Alex
Middleton Communications Building, brought to you by the dan Rather Communications.
Speaker 4 (01:49:40):
I don't know why every college doesn't do that where
you can just like, yeah, well that didn't work out.
Great champions won a championship. Yeah, probably champions. I would
I would buy a fucking Texas State brick and a heartbeat,
that's my brick right over there.
Speaker 1 (01:49:55):
Or you can't do the west Ham thing where like
we still have no idea where the brick is. It's
very possib They didn't even they could have even not
put it out there.
Speaker 4 (01:50:02):
Oh yeah. If you think for a second I would
even go find my brick on campus, you're out of
your mind. I just beg I have one. It's a
mystery ware.
Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
But they did give me confirmation that they they put
it out there. They're like, hey, we put it out there,
all right. I guess I'll take your word for it
because I'm not going to England.
Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
Yeah, not trying to get acid thrown on my face.
I don't want to go to London, dude, Sorry, I
heard it falling.
Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
Yeah, and the bridges they hear are not grat either.
Maybe they need to get some beavers over to London.
Speaker 4 (01:50:29):
And what's the most famous song about your city? Our
bridge fell down?
Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
No, it is oh, East London, it's mighty fun. East
London is mighty fund It's foot it's Fanny and west
Ham O. East London is mighty fun.
Speaker 4 (01:50:46):
Still not better than London Bridge's fallen down. Not more
famous anyway, true, but but a fire song nonetheless, fire song,
fire song? All right, So, horse, elephant, chimpanzee, chimpanzee in
a suit answers. I don't want a naked or a
diapered up chimpanzee. He can wear the diaper under the suit.
Speaker 5 (01:51:08):
Plenty of politicians have done it before, most of them,
I would say.
Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
A lot of them recently, most for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
All right. Last question of the week is from Hungry
hazza Is, who emailed us this question. Hungry his a says,
how big would a slug have to be before you
called the cops?
Speaker 4 (01:51:31):
So I'm gonna say if it was like three feet
tall and like six feet wide, I'd be like, we've
got alien invaders situation going on, somethings up. You call
cops on a slug if it was three feet tall
and five feet wide.
Speaker 5 (01:51:44):
Your fucking nark.
Speaker 4 (01:51:46):
I'll nark on a slug all day. Actually no, I'd
probably just grab a handful of salt.
Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
Yeah, fuck you. I was like just gonna get some
fucking Morton saw, Like, what's that bitch?
Speaker 4 (01:51:53):
I hope he shows up. I'll fucking eat a cow
in front of them.
Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
I'll just melt you, motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
Yeah, you're right. I would never call the cops. I'd
just I'd salt it.
Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
If there was a snail or a slug that was
like one hundred feet tall, I'd still be like, whatever, dude,
salt salt, salt, salt, salt, salts. I would like at
eight it like they did on Star Wars extent. Instead
of like tripping it, I would just draw lines of
salt all over the city.
Speaker 4 (01:52:16):
Salt circle it like it's a witch. Yeah. Yeah. Like
I was never a salting slugs kid, because you know,
I'm not a serial killer. I didn't just murder anything
that I came across. But if a slug was big enough,
I would not hesitate to salt the shit out of it.
Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
I usually just kind of like let them mind their
own business.
Speaker 4 (01:52:33):
If it's big enough to where I think it's a
threat to me, you're getting salted.
Speaker 1 (01:52:37):
Do you think any slug would be a threat to you?
Speaker 4 (01:52:39):
If it was three feet tall and five feet wide, Yes,
three feet tall, that's all big slug, Dude, I could
take out a snail. That's a big ass fucking slug.
You could take out a slug. Yeah, it was salt.
Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
Was it weird that if it was a snail that
was like ten feet tall? I feel like I would
just be like, what's.
Speaker 4 (01:52:57):
That, buddy? Yeah, I'd try and ride that.
Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
I would try to be friends with it.
Speaker 4 (01:53:00):
A shell to sit on?
Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
Is it SpongeBob?
Speaker 4 (01:53:02):
That ruin? That We just all to think that they
all snails are Gary?
Speaker 8 (01:53:07):
Ha ha?
Speaker 4 (01:53:08):
Come on, Gary. Gary was a baller, He rocked, so.
Speaker 5 (01:53:13):
I think that maybe made us more gentle towards snails also.
Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
But snail, you can touch it without getting slimy. You
can't do that with a slug. It's just a slugs
leave like a trail of cum behind him. It's fucking gross,
that's true. It's like snotty cum that they're just leaving
on the sidewalk. You know, you ain't clean this up.
Maybe I should have salted. Honestly, don't remember coming across
many slugs as a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
Frogs. I used to.
Speaker 4 (01:53:38):
I used to lift up the little uh water catcher
things in the neighborhood, try and find frogs in there. Slugs,
not so much.
Speaker 5 (01:53:44):
You've gone gigging frogs.
Speaker 4 (01:53:46):
No, I don't like to anally assault animals.
Speaker 1 (01:53:49):
I gigging frogs.
Speaker 4 (01:53:50):
You put your thumb up a frog's ass.
Speaker 5 (01:53:52):
No, that's where you have spikes.
Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
You just like spear them.
Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
Oh I thought you gigged them.
Speaker 5 (01:53:58):
No, that's that's like Aggie do that.
Speaker 4 (01:54:00):
Yeah, I thought that's where it came from.
Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
No, that's so I don't know, Like gig them is
what I just thought, meant like stab them, like get
them Aggie's.
Speaker 4 (01:54:07):
I've honestly never known that. That's what gigging is is statue.
Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
I know, gigging frogs is like it's like a pokey,
like you know those things you pick up trash with.
Speaker 4 (01:54:16):
I would totally do that because then you can fucking
fry hm up, have some frog legs.
Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
You ever volunteer and help your community and definitely not
had community service because it's the court ordered you too.
Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
Because I totally not court ordered service inside an air condition.
Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
I like to give back to my community, you know,
and not just because the judge tells me, even though
they might sometimes, but they give you a little stick
poker thing and it's like a long version of that.
You just yeah, eat the frogs chicken. I only did
it one time. I felt bad, but like it was
kind of a cool experience.
Speaker 4 (01:54:44):
I never had. My grandmother loved frog legs.
Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
But you know, I don't love frog legs. But I
was like, not in the city, and my friend was like, yo,
you want to go gigging frogs? I was like, I
absolutely want to do that.
Speaker 4 (01:54:55):
Are we gonna cook them afterwards? Because I want to
If we're gonna kill it, let's cook.
Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
His uncle did it, and like we were drunk enough
to be like, let's go gigging frogs.
Speaker 4 (01:55:02):
There's skinny chicken wings at that yourself. Like I was
in the South, all right, maybe lemon.
Speaker 1 (01:55:06):
Pepper some of them frogs up, I remember, but they
were good.
Speaker 4 (01:55:09):
By the way. The other night, I made some ramen
and threw some lemon pepper in there too. I invented
a new great thing. Get a little chili sauce, put
it on top of that. I didn't have any chili sauce.
I had a giant container of lemon.
Speaker 5 (01:55:20):
That works, chili christ Man, chiliris, chili oil, ye, chili
oil good.
Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
I do the peanut butter noodles with that. Put the
peanut butter in there, stirred all around. Maybe get a
little green onions, mix it on top, and then put
the chili sauce on top of it.
Speaker 4 (01:55:33):
Last time I did that, I hadn't way too much
peanut but go basically just peanut butter noodles that I
was eating.
Speaker 5 (01:55:40):
And I could eat peanut butter nods for every meal.
Speaker 4 (01:55:41):
It was great. Now it's peanut butter lemon pepper noodles.
I might change the game. Maybe I will report back
to you tonight. Actually, and you know that the night
before that, I had ramen and I put some maple
syrup on it, just to try it out. It was
fucking good, like you're in college all over again. Yeah.
I basically was at the point where I've just been
(01:56:03):
to make real food, and then I've just been grabbing
ramen plus whatever next ingredient I see in my pantry.
Speaker 1 (01:56:09):
You just desire you some money, but yeah, but we
can get you.
Speaker 4 (01:56:12):
No, I'm good. I just I live very simply. I
haven't had a vegetable in two weeks, Harley, How big
would a slug I have to be before you call
the cops?
Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
And also, like you call the cops every animal control
because I just call animal control. But yeah, there's a
fucking sluges.
Speaker 4 (01:56:23):
Or animal cops?
Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
What are they? What are they gonna do? That's what
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:56:29):
I don't know what it's gonna do. What color is?
This was the slug, but I don't want to find
the dark shad.
Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
I don't know what color it is. I don't see color.
But you guys might need to come check this out. Sirts,
raise your hats.
Speaker 4 (01:56:41):
He has half hands.
Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
I don't think he has hand They killed.
Speaker 4 (01:56:44):
Him, officer. I don't know what color the slug is,
but I can tell you he is not white. We're
gonna need you to get out here expeditiously.
Speaker 1 (01:56:53):
I don't know what he was doing, but I didn't
lack it. I don't think he lives in this neighborhood.
I think he does live in that neighborood. Isn't backyard.
Speaker 4 (01:57:01):
And I haven't seen him speak yet, but the amount
of discharge behind him, I assume there's a lot of
phlegm in his language. If you might want to show quickly.
Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
And look, you can say that he's fine to be
on this land. But there's no rules on stolen land,
is what I've been told, all right, and this is my.
Speaker 4 (01:57:15):
Land, all sir. If you don't get here quick, I'm
gonna purge the shit out of this slug. And there's
little kids watching.
Speaker 1 (01:57:21):
So I got my salt out. Now you don't get
here and timely matter to the bug assault using.
Speaker 4 (01:57:30):
That I used to have one of those. That's funny.
Didn't you get two? No, that was for the restaurant
we bought them.
Speaker 1 (01:57:41):
Yeah, all right, slugs did not have slugs on all right,
tener it.
Speaker 4 (01:57:47):
But I'm glad that.
Speaker 5 (01:57:48):
I'm glad to tell you this.
Speaker 4 (01:57:49):
They'd make a shitty politician.
Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
And I also feel like I need more stuff from
Hungry his Eye. All right, Hungry is a welcome to
the pod, please keep coming. Maybe Harley brought Hungry his
Eye this one of your guys. Else you never heard
of a dude or chick in my life. You don't
have any friends named hungry his ah No, not that
I know of. Well that's all you do now, now
you do, and hungry is a You're part of the team.
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Speaker 4 (01:59:48):
Girard Way.
Speaker 5 (01:59:50):
Try I'm gonna go with.
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Can you imagine if we had ever got a movie
with Robin Williams and Adam Sandler and Jackson they would
have never had to make an actual word.
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Jackson Dart and Gerard Way, Patrick Rafter, the Kinks, Neil Frasier,
Ivan Lindall, Slide in the Family, Stone Satchel Page, Marlon
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And I'm not gonna even try to pronounce that lady's name.
Speaker 4 (02:00:57):
But let me give it a shot and tracks us
Sanchez Vicario sure so, not at Aaranska ring stuff.
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Tell us your favorite shape.
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Happy gravy day.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It is Past the Gravy episode number six hundred and
sixty nine.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Noise, noise, noise. I mean it's two chicks or two dudes.
It's whatever you want it to be. Okay, I just wonder. Yeah,
you can do that with whatever gear you got. You
gotta have the gear, Yeah, some sort of gear. Gotta
be geared up.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah mean yeah, get geared. That's what this episode is about,
getting geared up. Whatever gear you got, I'll get so
geared up. Get all, get your gear and Ray get Rady.
Let us know in the comments on the YouTube what
gear you got today? What gear is on you right now?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
It changes from day to day.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I've got some gear, and by gear I mean
empty your pockets and tell me what's in there. So
let's everybody go around the room. What we got here?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Well, I just took my NICOTINEU each other. I got
a notebook that I use for notes.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh okay, I was entering with that before.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I got my Boba fat wallet.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That's very adult of you.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Fuck you, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I'm just saying it's adult. He's an adult.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
And I've got a tool slash knife.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I've got a five our energy air pods, keys, eyedrops,
and chapstick, lots of stuff. We'll bet you Harley, welcome
back to the podcast. He didn't quit after we went
one week.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Uh, wallet, phone keys, perfect, iPhone charger.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
iPhone chargers are all right. So in the comments, just
let us know that was Pat.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Just let us know in.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
The comments which you guys have in your pockets today.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I don't think anybody would have had to guess who
that was.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well, I was just letting them know. Some people are
audio only listeners, right, I think they could have known. Yeah,
Alex Moondog your host. We got Pat the sun Dog Dion,
and then Harles Barkley joined us for his second consecutive week.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
We're gonna see if we can get a streak going
with him.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Hopefully. It's a very long streak. Yeah, ideally, so that
means he didn't quit. I've been streaking in years and
he quits. We're in a lot of trouble. Pat doesn't
know any audio editing.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
What if we let me just like run the board
one week.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Pat's the reason we had all the problems last week.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Just randomly pressed the buttons.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You did, just press buttons.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Oh sorry, I see a glowing green button. I gotta
press it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
We were like, don't don't push that, Pat, Sorry, Oh
was I not supposed to push that? It's green? And
the audio was fucked.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I wanted us to sound like robots.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Sounded worse, sounds like distant robots. We did do an
entire stood where the audio fucked up years ago. Remember
that we already did it. Sorry, oh we we can't
go back. And it was like it was just like
it was cutting in it out and it was the
entire podcast. We're not using clips this week.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Remember when we did the conspiracy podcast and everyone wished
that our audio had sucked up for that one.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, we just got really we were gonna do a
bonus podcast arly, and we were we should do conspiracy theories.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
This is gonna be great and then we just got
blackout drawn.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
On I PAS and didn't we didn't We just googled.
We didn't anything until I going over to his house
and and like right got d like we waited until
we were drunk, and they're like, oh, we's probably research
all because we knew what ones we were going to
talk about, but we hadn't looked into them at all,
and we thought so we were basically just reading Wikipedia
at people.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
We thought we were killing it, Like when we were
recording that were this is maybe the greatest podcast we've
ever done, and then we listened back and I think
that's bad.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I think it was the first one I was ever
on where people were actively commenting this is fucking yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Somebody was like I hate this.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
It was like this is really bad. You should do
it again.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I was like, we lost a lot of listeners with that,
so we on really do a lot of drunk conspiracy
theory ones.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
But hey, maybe we'll be better at it.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You would think it's like a couple of white guys
doing a podcast. What are we gonna talk about?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
What if we did a podcast where we listened to
that podcast and just did like director's commentary on it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I don't know if I'd make it through, that'd be
so meta, that would be that's what people want. Hey,
our worst thing we've ever done. We're gonna watch it, and.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Then we're gonna do that. Maybe we get high and
we watch it different angle.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, all right, Well, are you guys world Cup ready?
You guys are stoked. World Cup starts next month. I'm
stoked to see all the women in the stands.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Ditto. I'm excited to see everyone in the stands, all
people from all nations.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Just the women.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay, yeah, especially the women. Obviously listen here.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I don't know if you know too much about my
foreign policy, but it's just send your women.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Send the women, Send the women's women and children.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, that's how I want Diversity's say, Pat wants it,
diversity of boobs.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay. I bought I bought the World Cup jersey. Got
really stoked about it. They got me with the ad
and I was like putting it off for a while,
and I was like, you know what, I've been meaning
to buy the jersey. I always buy the World Cup
jersey every year every four years.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Did you get like a specific person or just a
blank World cupture?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
So I got on there and you can customize it,
and I was like, I'd be tied to just like
I'm not gonna put my own name on there. But
I had it all typed out. Free Bird seventy six,
that's what I was gonna go with, and it was
like two hundred and sixty dollars and I was just like, I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. So
you just got a blank one.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So I just got the blank one you.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Couldn't, you couldn't go with like Geno Raima.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well but I got the real, the authentic blank one,
which is still because it's blank. Well yeah it is,
because you could just get the regular one that doesn't
have the number and it's just a blank little like
white spot where the number would because of the stars
and stripes on it, it would be where the number
would better just be white. I made sure that it's
a complete stripe.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You know what you should do duct tape Freebird seventy six.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Seventy six has been such a sick number, but.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Like actually just put like a duct tape name palette
on there and write it with like sharpie and then
you use duct tape to make A seventy six.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I could a lot like the press on one, but
it's fanatics, and I know that's gonna just come off
the first time it gets wet.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
So I was like, you gotta stitch that shit. How
long until the World Cup starts June seventeen?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh, so we got toime. We got some artsy people
that we know someone could probably hook figure that. Anyone
would help me out, let me know.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
But like, so what my new thing is is I
justify buying gear for my team, but I also buy
children's stuff, so then it's not me, it's matching, it's me. Yeah,
I'm buying it for the girl and me. And it's like,
obviously dad has to be supportive. Like it'd be crazy
if I just got them a bunch of Team USA
gear and then I got them women's national team stuff
(07:08):
too because they have the little stars aren't because the
women have actually won. Like so I was like, now
you get the cool jersey. It wouldn't have a Megan
rosey or else. I would have absolutely bought that.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
If you had figured this out like six years ago.
The hack is you buy yourself stuff, but you just
get M one two, so then she's just got a
bunch of shitty jerseys that she doesn't want.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You wouldn't care. I got your another west Ham jersey.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Oh good thing.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I don't care about nangs.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
No. But I was like our kids, and I was like, babe,
it's like USA. So really this is we can wear
these for Olympics fourth of July World If we had
this already, this will be perfect. Justifies it. But that's
what I did with the giant stuff. And my kids
are growing, so every year I can just make new
giant sideline gear just dropped. Also got some kids stuff.
Oh how did this? How did this hat get in here?
(07:54):
I guess I'll wear it and.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
It'll be nice in a few years. When you don't
have to buy two of everything. You're like, you just
got l.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Stuff just handed down. What's kind of what you do?
You buy it for the oldest and the youngest will
get that. Like the youngest can wear.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
The Elak Neighbors always two years out of date, how goes?
But when the youngest turns one, she can wear my
number one mo League Neighbors, which is kind of tight.
That's gonna be sick, pretty sick, dude. Elak Neighbors This
year it's be so good, so good. Hey, you want
to see Alex smile really hard hardy check us out.
Watch this harball you guys?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Do you guys see him?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Like? No big deal.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
They were they were fighting childhood cancer. It was him
and Eli and Tom Coughlin bought a kid with cancer.
They were fighting against childhood cancer by raising money. But
they dressed up like the characters from Mario Galaxy movie
and went and took a bunch of kids.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Harbo was Yoshi nice? Just say, Eli, who was us?
The other coach that you said? Coughlin?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
He was Mario because it was it was Tom Cofflin's
j fun.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I can't I can't picture Tom Coughlin as Mario.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh buddy, I got pictures.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Now. I could picture his face being as red as
Mario's hat. Well, that's only cold, and it's a playoff
football games of all time with that guy, I take
it all back. That's the greatest Mario of all time.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Tom Coffin was that badass.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I don't think I've ever seen Tom Goffin smile before.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
That guy's a g And then over Chris Pratt's job.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh he definitely could, he definitely. And then John Harball, like,
what has there ever been a more alpha Yoshi?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
It's just a Yoshi had in a green show.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Has there ever been a more alfa Yoshi. He's like, yeah, sure,
I'll do this thing, and like, Eli fucking Luigi never
looked better.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Oh god, he looks good as Luigi. They all can
do it.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They can all do it, man, But yeah, it was.
It was Tom Coffin's charity event and he took all
these kids to go see Mario movie, which is kind
of tight. So I was like, well, obviously, John Harball
as Yoshi was the best Yoshi it's ever been. It's
that movie. I'm probably gonna go see it now nice
or wait until it comes out in theaters or it
comes out on streaming.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Probably that's a better way to do it. Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
World Cup ready, So you guys are World Cup ready. Also,
I watched Missdoubt Fire over the weekend for the first
time in a while.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
That fucking rocks.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Thank god you said in a while. I thought you
were gonna say.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
For the first Oh no, no, no no, I've seen
missed out Fire many times, but it had been Hello, daddy, dude,
it's the best. It's the best. Robin Williams. Just it's
like Robin Williams at his finest.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
His fucking brother with the voice you look like maw.
I love that guy.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Love dude, You're a vision.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Fair is so fucking good. I love that movie.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Is that the most Robin Williams. Robin Williams you get
in a movie. I know that, Like Mork and Mindy
was kind of like prime Robin Williams. I was a
little young for that, But like Missed Out Fire is
like you get the voices, you get him being silly,
he's doing the physical comedy, he tackles fucking Pierce Brosnan,
He's doing all the like him going to dinner and
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then switching into Missed Out Fire and then regular him
back and forth with the family and then the guy
from work. Such a funny, stupid scene, but I loved it.
It's great.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I was gonna say, maybe Flubber is up there too,
but I think this is more Robin Williams.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I like Flubber, but like just misdoubt characters, voices. Good
Morning Vietnam is a great movie.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Might be the.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
He does. Yeah, you get a little bit.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It's a great thing where in every movie he's just
like the Absolute clown and he's over the top. But
then there's gonna be a part of the movie where
they're just gonna put you on the brink of tears
with Absolute Please Yeah, which was basically all of Goodwill
hunting Patch Adams.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I never saw Patch Adams.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I think it's like the one Robin like. I think
that's part of the reason why I haven't watched it,
which I did just to this. I just finished Assassin's
Creed two for the first time ever. I didn't play
for years because it was like the last one that
never I think that's what it is with Patch Adams.
There's still one Robin Williams thing out there for me,
and I don't want to watch it because then there's
no more new stuff. I guess I could still go
back and watch more mor commedia. I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I feel like it's dated. Yeah, it's very very.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Now. I'm sure there's a few things in there where
I'd be laughing. Yeah, you can't say that anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
The Sopranos is dated, but it's still like watchable, and
I think Morgamite would probably still be watchable, but like,
sometimes it's so dated. The cheers feels that just more Robin.
I love Robin, missed out fire.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Just rocks, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And then like they're trying to make him out to
be the bad guy. Then it's like, dude, he's just
trying to hang out with kids, Like, oh, hey, my
ex husband, that fucking I didn't want to see my kids.
He actually pretended to be uh nanny and worked very
affordably for me and took care of my kids and
fed them and put them to bed and clothed them
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and did laundry and cleaned up my house and then
did all this. But then I found out it was him.
It is a bad guy everybody in that movie. He
was like that, he actually did a really good job.
And then you try to interview all the other the
other fucking ladies and they were like, no, I'm not
doing this.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Like there, you could make a point for everybody in
that movie being the bad guy at a certain point
in your life.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
But you, like a little girl, was it, Madeline?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
No? No, what I mean, like Sally Fields something at
some point in your life you're like, fucking bitch wife
just not letting her husband see. But if you look
at it for her point of view, I don't know.
He was kind of a bum that couldn't hold down
a job and was never really therefore and didn't pay
good attention, and he was.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Taking up for kids rights and kids got smoking SIGs
Man and then got divorced.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
It was like, yeah, he wasn't a good husband, and
then like, yeah, he didn't get visitation rights because he
couldn't hold down a job and wasn't a good But
then like then, and then there's the Pierce Brows and
you're like, fuck this guy trying always just a nice
guy that's trying to dating lady that has some kids.
There's no bad guys in that movie.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Ye different, I like, okay, always, so Pierce bros And
is the bad guy. And that was also, I mean,
what second worst performance follow Mom and Me? It was
number one when I was like, you turned James Bond
into a musical guy.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
No, but that's the thing too. Of course he's gonna
go crazy and dress up as an old lady. James
Bond's trying to fuck your wife. You gotta go to the.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Guys of the earth are trying to Yeah, like why
And that's what I didn't understand. Why he didn't say
that to the judge. It's like James Bond is fucking
on a date with my family. What do you want
me to do? What do you want me to do?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Your honor? Look at that guy. He's hot and he
has an accent.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You see this mean he's gorgeous. He's gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
And in real life, I know that Pierce Brosiden loves
his wife to death, and so he's gonna just love
my wife.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I know, No, judge, No, that's what I would have said.
So that's how I would be right. Missed Out Fire
Now I want to watch Missed Out Fire too, and
it's just like what I think should have happened at
the end. It's just the same exact movie, but like
the last fifteen minutes are different.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
In the last fifteen minutes, it's just you. It just
cuts so like a close up of your face, like now,
this is what should this is.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
What this is what we should do here?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Right? Hey, it's Alex.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
What's going on? This is the Alex director.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
We're not gonna use AI to remake Robin and do
all this.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
I'm just gonna not because I don't know how to
one hundred percent, but also be because I want for
artistic integrity.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
My friend Pat will be playing missoubt fire for the
rest of the film. Hello, that's just how you do
the whole time.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I could do a couple of missed out fire lines,
but that's about it.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I just want to do the isn't that spacial?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
And I know that that's not missed out fire the
Stana Carvey, but still so yeah, missed out fire rocks.
That's really one of the notes that I wrote was
just missed out firefucking rocks. The other thing I had
sports take Stefan Castle, right, is it Stefan or Steven
Stefan Castle?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
It spelled Stefan.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I think it's I thought it was Stefan.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I want to be who cares.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
He plays f Castle kind of has a cheat code
with his hair, right, like he does the DeAndre Hopkins
where he ties it up but he has the long hair,
but he ties it up so where it's like sticking
up right the Cam Newton where Cam Newton cuts the
whole out of his hat so he can have tall hair.
But Stephen Castle does that when he's playing games, and
it's like if you're driving the basket, you can just
kind of whit people with your hair go into the basket.
(16:01):
It's like, now I got hair in my face first,
like I have a stick.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Of hair and automatic technical foul.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
It's like, uh when Birdman Anderson had like spikes, the
different colored spikes hair, but.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
They were kept down, they weren't flying around.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
But he could have just driven to the basket and
been like watch it out.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Also, he's a giant tattooed guy called Birdman. Come on,
that's awesome. Cant be mad at that guy.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Steffon Castle sounds cool as fuck. He sounds like good night.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
It would sound cool if not for his geographic he
has really cool hair.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
But just I was watching the game the other night
or last night, and I was like, that's kind of
a cheat code. If him driving to the basket, is
him just kind of apparently not. He has a stick
of hair just in front of your face. You're like
you have a broom in front of you, you know,
just rubbing your face, like, am I gonna am I
gonna defend this?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
It would be a cheat code to be like seven
foot seven?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Is that a charge? Can you get called for a charge?
If it's with your hair?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
It's the NBA. You don't even have to make contact
for it to be a fallony. Okay, Wemby's a bitch.
That's that's my stay. Wemby's a bitch. He's gonna be
a bust. He's never gonna win shit. France blows. Can
we get France into a war? So he gets recalled
for like the draft.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
I don't think they would do that. They would just
fold and they would be like, we can't They're not
gonna go to a war.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, he wouldn't have to serve.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Okay, what if we get China and France to get
in a fight, we need to.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Like cause like we're already pretty good at casting like global.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, but I don't want to be involved. I want
China to attack France. France said, you're trying to orchestrate it.
But yeah, but here you'll like this. So then France
immediately surrenders. China claims all French citizens as Chinese citizens. Boom.
Wemby has to play year round like yao did. His
feet get sucked up, his career gets derailed. He never
wins shit or they had to be him on the rockets.
But then he has to be go. He has to
(17:51):
go by yaming. No, I don't want him to be yaming,
but he could be like he just add his stats
to it. Yao's stats were so it's like we get
not injured. Yeah, wow, I don't want him. He's a
bust until he eventually signed with the Rockets, and so
if he.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Was on our team, that's what I'm saying, then he's
on our team. They're like, okay, I can spin this
around guys that I like very well about that guy.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I don't want anyone from San Antonio to be happy,
same like you have Churros. That's enough.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Like I wants to find Castle to not be on
this burs anymore because he has cool hair, and I
wanted to be on Rockets day Green had cool hair.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I was going through the roster because I was looking
at the box score. Uh, just so I could like
screenshot all the webby stats of him sucking and send
them to my friends as fuck them.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
And uh they Spurs fans.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Yeah, a few of them Spurs cowboys from San Antonio.
But like then I was like, holy shit, Kelly Olynic
is still in the league. He's on their team. I
didn't know Daron Fox was on their team until like
four days ago.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I think Kelly Olyenics allowed to play like two years
on every team in the NBA and just.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
A swaggy white boy with long hair. Every team needs
that guy.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, he's like the American version of Luis Skola.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I haven't seen him one time since he played for
the Celtics like eight years ago.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
The exact same hasn't changed.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
O good. I mean, why would you change that look?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
It's perfect, It works for him, It works for him.
Other thing I had it was an idea. It was
an idea for a podcast guest, and I did text
you guys this on Friday. But we need to hire
a hit man because I think we've talked about on
the show where all hitmen are just undercover cops. That's
(19:30):
how you find a hitman unless you're like in the mob.
We need to go find a hit man online and
be like, yo, hey, I'm trying to find a hit
man and like hire him to take out my friend Pat.
And then but okay, what do you want to do?
I was like, well, actually, are you a cop? You
gotta tell me if you are? Okay, cool, We'd like
to interview interview on this podcast about being an undercover cop.
And then boom, we were like, how do you how
(19:52):
do you get people the usually dumber than me? And
then we seem like we're smart.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
So then you're gonna have to wear like a mask
or something.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
We to catch a pred the guy ktching a predator,
it'd be like if we caught Chris Hansen before Chris
Hansen caught the pedophile. But it's like not even a
pedophile thing.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I don't think undercovers are like big on being on
camera though.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
We can blow him out, how you can do that
where he's and then it's just like a shadow.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Yeah, we could do the shadow thing.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Do that we just like day whatever, make it like
I don't know how what if.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
We vtube him and just make him like a bigfoot? Yeah,
we do that, right, I think that'd be cool. Hardly
can do anything.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
He's hall fucking Barkley, right, he knows what, he knows
what he's doing.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
He knows what he's doing. Okay, he's a bro.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
But we could just sting a sting and that's kind
of then that would make us basically cops. We wouldn't
be imprisoning cops. We would be better than cops because
we just out copped a cop. Actually you're the one
that we caught. And he's like, what the fuck? Was Like,
we're gonna actually have to rescue for soliciting hitman services?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Will that be identity theft? Going undercover.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Kind of? So what we do is I get I mean,
you're pretending to be somebody that you're not.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
We get somebody to deputizes me. It's lying lie to me.
I'm like, well, you're lying to an official police officer.
That's a charge we're gonna use. You do an interview. Yeah,
the I outrank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Look I'm asking the questions here and behind your back.
So Donnie Brasco, how accurate? Answer the question? Answer the question?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I like this, and then when he's in here, I
can grab his gun and settle that.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Then yeah, that's how you get him out. Like, look,
we won't say anything but yell at pet grab your
gun real fast and also take a picture of him.
Grabbing your gun will blow you out.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
There's no pictures. We have to have prooved.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
If you're here, well, I would like see we need
to show the people proof.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
No, that was never part of it.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Are you gonna believe that he grabbed a cops gun?
If you don't see photographic.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Proof, Absolutely not in today's world.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I wonder if ex and I could vouch for him,
But like, who am I to try and go against
other people? Like other people want to see it for
their themselves.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
One versus one hundred.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Man, you're a former mayoral candidate, irust politician. All politicians
failed politicians, very honest, and you should have introduced like
I failed politician.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I always say former politician for former mayoral candidate Alex
Middleton failed is funnier though, Yeah, it may it seem
like I like just burned out.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Can you fail if you not actually try? Is that failure?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah? Passive failure?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah, I guess you could not try on a test
and still fail it.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
But I do like that anytime anybody's mad about anything.
John Whitmyer doesn't like see if I were mayor, things
would be a little bit different. Things would be a
little bit different City Hall. I just tell you that much.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
People had their chance and they voted wrong.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Not how I would have done it. It happens we
had the gravy gang voting for me. Turns out you
need more people than the people who listen to the podcast.
I wish we could have all right in Harrison County.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Is your way to pull up and see how many
votes you got? Probably not that many. There was more
than five.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
The majority of the people would have not known my name.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Do they even count writings or are they just like
someone wrote this?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Since I think they probably can't right end, I doubt
it they knew how they knew Harambe got a bunch
of votes that one year.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well that's presidential towards. I'm talking local elections. There's a
write and name. I don't think they read it. They
just wasn't a ballot, had to fill out a bunch
of ship were actually all in the ballot.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yeah, like a background check.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I don't vote locally? Is it really annoying? I have
a background ship And they would call me.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
To like they would call to like get information, and
I just never answered because it was like spam. I
just assumed it was spam and it was like, yeah,
this is uh, saw your your information for your mayorld
candidate profile was trying, Yeah, I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
In like ten years, somebody's gonna find your information on
like a political database and you're gonna get some actual
like political operatives.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
You said to prove that, like you live in Harris County,
that you're registered vote all this stuff.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Be like, I don't even know what party would try.
It would be the next AOC Green Party.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Fox, Dude, I could be Mom Donnie for Houston.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
I don't think you want that.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't want that, but I keep people talking. I
get the people talking.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Think about how you don't know who's the mayor of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, I'm back on board.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Is the mayor of New York City, Zoro Mundani.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
If you could get the state of Texas to give
us eight billion dollars, we could embezzle the ship out
of that.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's exactly what That's why I wanted to get into politics.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Leave Texas. But we can just pardon ourselves. If you're
the governor, Ted Cruz, no hot wheels, Greg abbott As,
If you're a governor, what job would you give me?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
We want?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I don't know. Lieutenant governor, I make everyone.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I don't think I can do lieutenant governor? What Dan
Patrick right could?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I don't know. I don't think I have power, but
I just I just want lieutenant and feel like that's
way above my reach. Lieutenant Please salute me. You'd be
like mayoral assistant. Maybe you're a chief of staff.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We just get nothing to you be chief of staff. Yeah,
would you guys want my fucking gamble?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Just gambling all week?
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Education?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
All right, Education secretary. We're have a UFC fight on
the Texas Capital lawn.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
And everyone's got to watch because this is education purposes.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
This is for education. It's for education. If we can
maybe watch the special challenge or blow up, we can
make people watch UFC fight.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
And we do it only Americans versus Russians. Get a
bunch of Russians over here and have Americans beat the
ship out of them. Oh man, I'll love that.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Whatever, But I feel like also one of y'all need
to have like the title of tzar something education zar,
hardly your education are we need a borrat that'd be sick.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I could be with the barbecuesar.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
No, he's have an education, so we can't tzars. It
gets gets crazy.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I'll be the barbecue boy. We can make that an
official title. We do. I'm the barbecue boy. He is
a barbecue boy. Like your cabinet just seems made up.
What's your job? Most it is? My job is the
first one in line at Franklin and to Rebuttal.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I would say, look at the current the national cabinet
members were a lot of them, just people that we
saw on.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
TV one time.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I could pissed people off, Doctor Phil. I've become like
the barbecue Authority of Texas, like officially, and I just
the only barbecue I get. I just get like chop
beef sandwiches from BUCkies.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
The barbecue comptroller. Ooh, that sounds like a really official.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
I could be a great comptroller because nobody knows what
they do.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, nobody does.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
All right, so we've got our when all right, when
is the next mayoral campaign?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Four years? Baby, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
All right, I'll run for that one again. I'll throw
my hat back in the ring. All right. Consider you
know what, whitmyer, these might be numbered, buddy, nothing personal.
H down's mine, all right, Bud, all right, all.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Right, we'll start working on the platform. The other thing
was just police stings like do's gotta be Hitman?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Sex and drugs are like the big three stings, right.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
I think the big one is probably drugs. Yeah, gambling,
don't forget illegal gambling. Yeah, that Paul Newman movie the sting. Well,
I was thinking more like, you know the little card
rooms and shit that get busted because they're just operating
under the table in the back of the gas station.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, and then they have like card rooms that's very
big where it's like a poker club, and I feel
like those are legal now, but they're like, you're a member,
so you can play poker here.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
But I think they actually like exchange money that way.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah, it's something like you pay for your seat hourly,
so that's how it is. I don't know. There's all
loopholes again. Yeah, just fucking legalized game. That's why you
need to be governor. Just legalize mayor, mayor governor. I
don't know if oh, I'm shooting higher for you, I'm
not ready for the governorship. That'd be great if that
was your entire platforms. I want to legalize gambling and weed.
What do you think about this? Just gambling and weed,
(27:43):
that's all right, that's it.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Well, what do you think about this?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I don't know. I don't care, honestly, don't know. Do
you want a politician that actually knows a lot about
a bunch of things and tries to do different stuff
or focuses on the policies that matter.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yes, ma'am, to that very serious and very important question,
I'd like to defer to my Tzar of Education Harley
over here. He'll he'll be answering all further questions. And
that's when you just slide in there and then I
just I'm piecing out. I get a peace out.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I want to be head of Native Affairs. We can't.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
We already got you your your barbecue, guys.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
I'm changing. I't we already, we already assigned roles.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I want to.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
I want to go to the new Indian casinascular.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We have, but we'd have to be in Houston. Like,
we're not in charge.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Of the whole state. It's not that far from Houston.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Conro leg it, that's not Harris County, bro, We're within
Harris County jurisdictions.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
We're politicians. We do whatever you want. True backroom deals.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
You can do anything.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
You can wear shirts that say backroom deals.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well, we don't want to advertise we do it. We
just openly do it and then just lie about it
when people call us out on it. Just wear a
blazer and makes it look better. And then I got
an American flag pin done.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I did see today.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Our TV in the office was stuck on Fox News
and we couldn't change it. We didn't know the remote
was and so he had to watch that for four hours.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
They've been texting my brother everything that you saw, you
would have loved.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
It, well, but I had so many observations.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
There was a whole different world. So I was like,
I don't know any of this news.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
You had no idea how many gold commercials could be
ran on.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Geez dude, everybody's buying gold and if you want to buy,
you want to buy a seven month supply of food
and a bucket. They got you there too. You want
a flashlight that you can pedal on and then it'll
last for ten years.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Like fucking we all love our President Trump. Now you
can commemorate him in these twenty four carrot gold coins.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, it's wild. But there was a guy that kept
doing interviews and I think it might have been the
same interview, but they kept showing it and he had
a USA pen and an Israel pen. It was like
they were crossed flags. I want to get Israel and
a Palestine flag crossing and just be like both sides,
both sides all the sides whatever, whatever side you want,
(29:54):
I'm on that side. They'll both hate you and they
get a man and a woman pen of sense.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
That one.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I want to just have, like I want like it
wanted to look like I'm in the military, but I
just have all of the pandering pins.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I want to get the same pen, but both of
mine just say insert cause here, Like I.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Have a circle that just says ebola and it's crossed out.
You know what I'm I run on not a Bola.
I'll just have everything about me.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Is I don't like a Bola's You know that's quite
a ledge for you to step out like, No, I
don't think i've heard one politician that said they're anti
abola yet.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
And is that a problem in this country?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Maybe, But we're the number one most anti ebola podcast
out there.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
And anthrax. I want to bring back awareness for anthrax.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
All of them, any communicable disease.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
HIV. We're anti the spread of it, anti the spread
of it. If you've got it, hey, you get you
know what, you can live with it, and we're power
to you. But like we're anti spreading those things. Yeah,
I want to go back to seeing toy commercials, not
HIV commercials.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
When did we come up with speaking of HV? They
have those ads on on games and stuff sometimes like
if you're HIV positive.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
But like when did st D and STI switch?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Like when we were growing up, everything was STD, but
now it's like xti's sexually transmitted infection?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Is it just it sounds less bad. I don't even
know if it's one of those things where it's like
this is technically more correct, like maybe they aren't diseased
and they are infections, or if there was just a
board meeting one time, we're like, hey, what if we
stop calling it diseases? People think that sounds bad.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's like the disabled list and the injured list.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
We're just like, we.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
You can correct an infection. So like, just because you
have an STI, like a lot of people think you die, Like, no,
you don't. You just get antibiotics for it. So STD
is the disease.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
That's what it was. Johnson, Yeah, magine Johnson. So they're like,
now we have to call it because it's actually currible.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Now he hates to see a blood, don't hate like
see okay, we'll see what Carley with the knowledge. That's
why you are our education secretary. I don't think educations
are I don't even.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Mean this as like a bad pun. Magic Johnson might
be the most positive person of all time because that
dude's had HIV for like forty years and I've never
seen him not smiling. Oh he fucked like yeah, fund
but like still but like he's happy all the time.
He's like whatever, dude, I'm fucking rich and I figured
out a way around it. If I had HIV, you
would have never seen me smile again.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Like, can you imagine if Rent was made with a
million Magic Johnson's That would be a way different play.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I don't think the singing would have been as good.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
We could have taught Magic had a sing he we.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Just like plainly state what's going on. I have ades
and I'm struggling.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
That'd be fun. If you're directing Rent, you're like be
more like Magic Johnson, Like you're being sad. Stop being
so fucking sad.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
All right, you can only got four of him on
stage because he's so big. You were on the fucking
dream team. Man, go out there and hoop it up
and be excited. Okay, yeah, you got a tough, tough
draw things all right, you.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Got to be friends with Larry Bird? Your life is
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Do you get to be friends with Larry Bird? I'm
gonna die. That's that sounds depressing. Stop fucking saying about
the ship like that, saying about Magic Johnson stuff. It's
not that hard. I shouldn't be the one telling you this.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
What if we've redid Rent? But we just added the
two old guy puppets from Muppets, just roasting them the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
That would be me.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Shouldn't have shared those needles. That's just yeah, yeah, just
two old guys yelling at AIDS patients.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I'd watched that, Ay, what else do you guys have?
Speaker 4 (33:50):
The only one that would watch that?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Got off the rails today?
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Did?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
We said something about a DVD earlier, and I was
gonna say something that fucking forgott Yeah. I don't remember
where it was going though. Then I started talking about
AIDS and forty.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Other things, AIDS featuring Magic Johnson, times the whole cast
to one man play Rent by Magic Johnson. I don't
think I would watch that one probably wouldn't either, probably
look at the synopsis. I am with most things. I
won't watch them, but I will read the of many movies.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Him and Jerry Buss fucked all the same girls and
he got HIV and Jerry Buss did it. See.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
That's that's why I'd be smiling if I was magic,
because like twenty women won me in a bed, I'm
smiling for the rest of my life.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
It's a good point. Yeah, does seem overwhelming, though.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
It's like Wilt Chamberlain numbers.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I wouldn't have to do it twenty women.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I beg I hope you guys are taking care of
each other because I know I'm not.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I am sorry.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
God give me the strength, right.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
I was gonna say, I just said the sorry doctor Buss.
I was gonna ask, is he the last badass sports owner?
But then, like maybe cubes most sports owners are pouring
fucking dudes. Dallas doesn't. Yeah, but like he's a cool
fucking guy, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Steve Palmer's pretty cool, Like he's a nerd, but he's cool. Yeah, right,
Like he's the guy.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
He's not cool.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Okay, I think that's better. I think who's the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
You can't be Magic Johnson. Magic Johnson is the Dodgers.
No way, he's fucking cool.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Ship you can't be cool. You want to buy it
of you and Bill Gates dancing on stage like this,
You can never be the cool guy.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Then Magic Johnson is the coolest owner. Like, fuck the Dodgers.
But Magic Johnson does what you want your owner to do.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Go get the guys, just including minority owners. Now, you
don't have to be outright main owner.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Who's the main owner of the Dodgers. It's not Magic.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
He's a minority owner.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It's like Usher, he's a minority black. Okay, dude, I
get it. You have to point that out, of course,
the minit. We get it. I didn't ask about his race.
You don't need to let me know what what owners
are minorities.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
I don't see oh here, but James Dolan seems like
a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
People like not at all.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Nicker of the Championship dude, damn dil was like the
worst guy. Yeah, it's not him or Woody Johnson.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
No ambassador to Ireland. That's not cool to you?
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Well, yeah that was gonna tell you it was.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I don't know. Yeah, I'm trying to think of but like,
give me cal McNair bus.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Might be the last runner that actually partied with the players.
If you you skip this Islum comment like Jerry never
had but still Cal's.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
And not had a bad n He called it the
China virus that's pounded. Yeah, that's awesome, he did, so
did the president?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Fair?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
So did the president?
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Was it Cal or his dad that after Trump lost
went and met with the team, was like, listen, I
know we're all disappointed. And everyone was like, I don't
think you know your team at all. And that was
right around the Deshaun Watson time too, so it was like, oh,
they're losing this long.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Well, let's not get in the sports and politics of
the football players, right.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
I really don't think their political affiliations matter with what's
going on with the team. Why would you say that
all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
You hear this good, we'll get it, We'll get into it.
I just you know, it's like, I only care what
the guy is doing on the field.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
That's what I care about, not who they associated.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
I'll care about the First Amendment, all right, freedom of
speech for all even ones. You don't lack that too,
that too big one, ag.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Guy, Horre, you have anything for pre come segment? Am
I still allowed to be on the podcast if you fart. Yes,
I have not seen this is doubt fire.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Looks like you have some homework for ye.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
I was gonna say you have homework, but like I've
so my dad showed it to me when I was
a kid, but like I was a little kid, I
don't remember anything.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
You gotta watch it again. It's it holds up so well.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
And I probably fell asleep knowing me.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
So it's one of those way like you're watching like
all right, yeah, this rocks.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I remember this. This is so good.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I've seen scenes on like TikTok or Twitter, you know,
and I'm like, this is hilarious. It's a class I've
never I've never went back and went, yeah, let me
go watch miss.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Go back and watch it. It holds up.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
You can be on the pod, but you have to
watch it.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Like a couple months ago, I rewatched Nightmare before Christmas
because I haven't watched that in years. I didn't think
it held up. I forgot that it was like ninety
five percent of musical.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
That is true. That's the worst part about it.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
And that's the word. Like every time I'm a was like,
all right, if it's not this is Halloween, I don't
want to hear the fucking song.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
And then the best part about it is that it
inspired I Miss You by blinkwin A two. So really
like that's the best thing we got out of it.
And then it just creeped me the fuck out as
a kid. And I still don't like it.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Like I respect it. I respect the movie. I don't
think it holds.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Up as it's like Artie, I get it, so is
Edward Scissorhands. It was weird as fuck.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yeah, Like I guess if I was a theater class
high school, maybe it was arty.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
And it's like, I don't know if I'm missing the point,
but like, how's the guy gonna be born with scissor hands?
Speaker 4 (38:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I mean they show us how, but like, how's he
not killed himself?
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Just war long roll over on the bed?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
One day? Was it on Seinfeld? When his barber came
over to watch it? And thing I ever thought that
he got to the bathroom?
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Yeah, set up to Jason Alexander, dude never came.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Never Edward Scissor Hans couldn't even rub one out, so
he had. Uh.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
The buyer's mom for went on a rider that's obviously
way easier to remember, as went on rider.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
People remember how he was doing their hair and then
fucking them. That happened in Edward Scissorhans as well. They
just didn't talk about it, just didn't talk about it,
banging all the ladies in that small town. That's why
they tried to kill him. All the husbands were pissed.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
They're like, I don't care how cool the bushes look.
I don't give a fuck that you can make this
into a rhinoceros bro. I don't fight. You think I
give a ship about my bushes. No, yeah, if you
were around, I'm fine with regular round bushes.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
If you were Edward gunhands, maybe i'd respect you. But uh,
scissors don't scare me at all.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
He was laying pipe around the city.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Yeah, oh yeah, had that skinny arty look. Women love
that ship.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
And it's one of those like the dentists, the dentist system,
Like why you hook up with the girls on a boat.
It's like the implications say no, if you don't blow him.
He's got scissorssors through both hands, like he has a
Gerard Way.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Look to him.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Does Gerard Way have a Edward Scissor hands? Look at him?
Those are the hard hitting questions because Gerard Way was after.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
It is true.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
That is true? Is my chemical romance?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Yeah? Sor I don't know, but I perfectly picture. You
could just picture Edward Sissmo band, but with more slicked
backs instead of crazy. Yeah, picturing black hair parted to
one side, trying to be the broken and the beaten
and the damned. Maybe some ripped pants or leather pants,
one of the two. Eyeliner is important.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
I could see Johnny Depp march into the to the
beat of my black parade.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Oh yeah, like Edwardsians probably with biparade for sure, while
cocaine absolutely yeah yeah, and cleaning ships and just shout
out Johnny for everything he did in court that was
like the best period. Does look like that box would
fit cocaine inside of it? It does look.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Let's move on to the comeback kid segment. Let's just
fire it up. Tell you what's back in the news.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
According to us, it's the comeback kid, comeback kid of
the week, comeback kid of the week.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Bitch all right, Our first comeback kid this week is
Jackson Dart Maga Jade Art six was, uh, he's under fire.
I've been I'm like I've been working my fingers to
the bone, trying to defend my king over the weekend
with anybody. You see this, you see like the sweet
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between my fake uncle is not my uncle, Maga Middleton
running for whatever he was running for, and Jackson Dart
like I was fucking fighting. I was fighting all weekend.
Jackson Dart introduced Trump at a thing. I don't know
what it was.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
I don't know what it was, but I just know that.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
People are oh jocks to Dart, to Maga guy, it
was like he thought, make America giants again? Was what
Maggaz did for It's a very innocent mistake. I think
he was like, well, fuck yeah, we want to make
America giants again. Like the giants have been very good
for a long time. Let's make him. Let's let's talk
about it. Get the people excited about it. The season's
coming up, Like you guys saw who we gotta got
RVL Reese a lot to be excited about this season.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
And people were like, oh, politics, politics, politics, Like okay,
chill out, it's just just a guy talking.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
You find he got like you had to shake canad
of the president. I don't care what you think about
the president, but like it was. It's it's similar to
me with the like hockey team going to the White House,
Like it's the fucking White House. Is the president? If
you put anybody's name at the president, you're like, yeah,
I got to introduce the fucking president today.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Whatever happened to respect the office not the man. And
then somewhere along the line they're like, no, fuck that,
there's no even you just if person's in there that
we don't like, you can't do it. It's a fucking
white House. You can invite it to the White or
I guess this wasn't white House. It was just a rally.
But I don't see why anyone was surprised.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Like were people like Boycotten like when they went and
like I'm like like when the Montreal Maroons and they
won the World Series and they go to the to
see Thomas Jefferson at the White House? Were there people
that were like, no, Thomas Jefferson was a slave owner?
How dare you go visit him? Like were they doing that?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Was that a thing? Then? Like I don't know you
ever just sit and think, like I wish I could
fast forward three years and just see if shit goes
back to normal. After Trump, like, is this just what
how politics is gonna be for the rest of our lives?
Like and was kind of quieter, but that's what saying, like,
when Trump is gone, we gonna go back to just
the old school politics of like okay, h nobody's as
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big of an asshole as Trump, but like they're both
pieces of shit. They're just on other sides of the aisle.
But everyone could just live their lives without making it
their idea entity anymore. I yearned for those days.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Well, and then I think that then you'll have you
won't have. The other said be like, well if Trump
is in power, because that was for four years to
give Trump gets back in power, and then people defending
that on the other side, and now it's like, well
now he can't run again, so like what do we like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeh, But did you say he's he's shot he was God,
he's shout, he thought.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
About it, He's gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
Okay. That's the one thing you're taking him seriously when
he says he's saying it just to piss people.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I think when we don't have a guy that just
tweets one hundred times a day or whatever, he does
truth social truth social where there's the real truth out there.
By the way, you follow Pat at not Pat Dehon
truth Social if you would like h on there. No,
you canceled your account.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
Never did it?
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Oh really, same reason.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
I don't have a TikTok. I'm at my limit. Yeah,
Instagram that's all I need. Yeah, Jackson Dar is getting
a bunch of shit for just introducing a guy.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
We don't need to look at who we introduced. Okay,
he just introduced a guy. And then and Trump did
you hear what he said about him? He was kind
of being weird about like how hot he was, which
I was like, yeah, Jackson, that's a very hot guy.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
I get it. Yeah, why is that weird? He's not quarterback?
He's hot.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
I mean, if he's seen his legs, hate to be
a woman around him. Eh, And what is he doing?
But he did it for like two minutes. Trump to
stay in weird shit like, well he does this normally.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
So you never gassed up any of the boys before.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Right, No, But I was like, I mean he gassing
my quarterback. You can't say he's wrong. It got great legs.
You've seen Jackson Dar, like, look at him's yoked.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
You're talking about my buddy's ass for like forty five
minutes in the group.
Speaker 8 (45:27):
Yet.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Yeah, sorry, I think my quarterback's handsome. Oh no, do
you mean you fucking hate on my No, I'm not
gonna do that. You can't do that at all.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
There's no such thing as a good ugly quarterback. Like
if they're not good looking, they don't have the confidence
they just naturally instilled in their life. It's good for
a little bit, but he wouldn't ugly, was it? Eli Manning? Ugly?
He was a bit.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Hot? He that's hot.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
People always also forget like the six or four thing
that makes you hotter that that does.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Ugly quarterbacks don't succeed because they don't have natural confidence
to be a quarterback. I'm just sick of people trying
to hate on Jackson Dart.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
And then there was an abdual Carter thing and they
were like, oh, well, look the Giants offseason has gone
to shit. After everybody good, nick sorted, they just throw
it away in twenty four hours. And then it was like,
guess what they have? This thing called a phone and
Jackson Dart and a dual Carter can call each other
and talk about it.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
And they did.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
And while everybody yesterday was saying, oh, well, the team
chemistry's ruined the Giants who were at fucking four Charles
in New York City, which is like a ten seat restaurant.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Also different sides of the ball. It's not like Abdual
Carter's gonna purposely drop a ball on third down because
he doesn't like Jackson.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
And oh no, Abdual Carter's pissed off. Now he's just
gonna fuck up more people.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Uh oh uh oh.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
And now he's got ur Vel Reese to take away
some pressure from him, and Brian Burns to also take
away pressure from him.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Yeah, it's a big old nothing where I wish this
was the worst thing that would happen to my team
all year. What anything happen with the Parters? Well, let
me just ask you something real quick. I'm gonna say
some names. Okay, Chris Brooks, Marshall Lloyd, Pierre Strong Jr.
Do you know who any of those men are? Those
(47:09):
are the only running backs I know. Marshall Wood Yeah,
people know Marshall. See he was very good. He was
a third round pick for the Packers. Injured hasn't done
anything he's been at this point. It was injured his
first year and just hadn't done anything. And uh yeah,
Josh Jacobs, packer starting running back who I thought I loved,
And there's still time, you know, investigations have to be done.
(47:31):
But he was arrested on like five fallony counts for
was it assault and domestic assault. They didn't even give
him a option when they when you don't get bail
as an option, but it's not a great look. So
(47:52):
I think the Packers. So if you guys have anybody
on your team, you know what you've got to running
backs come on, then Packer's going to be It's gonna
this could very very like, this one move could derail
the Packers entire season.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
Can I interest you in Darremballee?
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Yes you can?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
What about jan and Gray?
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Yes you get right now. My starting running back is
Chris Brooks. What the fuck is a Chris Brooks? You
got like nine carries last year? Well, there's gonna be
teams that drop guys. I'm just it's one of those
things where like, yeah, I'm worried about it, but also
I'm like every year there's a sixth round rookie courts
or running back that she becomes an absolute stud. I
gotta hope that guy's on our roster. Yeah, I don't
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think he is.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Can I interest you in Nick Chubb?
Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yes, Little Chubb or what's his name who just was
steriously didn't play last year?
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Joe Mixon, Joe Mixon.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
I'm very interested in Mixon right now. Is he even
signed to a team? Uh?
Speaker 5 (48:51):
Wow, that is a great question leading UFO right now.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
That might be what I have to do. I got fuck, dude,
I gotta start paying attention to you fl and see
what's out there. I had the Gamblers game on the
other day. It was on the TV for the entirety
of the game. I think, I don't know if I
watched four plays. It was just on the side to
me and I just could not look at the TV.
It's the only football I can't watch.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Like you try.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
I want to tried, and like you start watching and
you're like, why does this look shitty? I don't know
if it's just like right away the atmosphere is are
there because there's like three hundred people in the stands total,
and it's just you're like, the quarterback looks slow, dropping back.
The throws don't look crisp. Like every time you look
up there's a dude who had like one hundred and
(49:37):
sixty receiving yards. You're like, none of it looked impressive.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Well, what if I told you jar Vian Howard?
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Uh fun name I'm in All yours could be all
your jar Yeah, you'd be a jar head. I'd love
to be a jar ahead, dude.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Sure, Deon Jackson.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
That sounds like running back.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
You know, I love the name Dion Just sho Corbin.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
You say just or just haven't heard that one? Like it?
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Marcus Yarns. I like that he plays the gamblers. The
gambers are also bad, So maybe don't do that. I
think we go with Dion Jackson has seven touchdowns?
Speaker 4 (50:16):
Good, I'd be seven touchdowns eighty five carries four eleven yards. Yeah,
it just sucks because all day long, or like the
last two days, I've been having to sit here going.
I mean, I don't hope that a woman is such
a piece of shit to lie about something like that,
but that's all I have left is hoping. And if not, then, like,
is there a morality clause in his contract where we
can avoid the whole thing and get that money off
(50:38):
the books, because if any of it's true, I want
him gone. I don't want him in the league at all, obviously,
But is there a way that I can get that
money off the book so that we can actually sign
somebody to help our team. It's not a good look.
You know, it's never fun having abusers on your team.
We've both had to deal with it in baseball. You
just don't like having the guy there. It SAPs the
(51:01):
fun out of the ninth inning.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
He's Pat's favorite red sock.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
Not true at all, So shout out to Roberto Sona Astros.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Yep. I remember that they've all done it.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
They've all done it.
Speaker 4 (51:12):
Everybody's done it.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
What if I I told you zay Quandre White was
yours for the take it or any time.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
He scored, I could just yell if it ain't. Why
didn't right Day Day Hunter get mad? I love the
name dayDay Dady Hunter.
Speaker 5 (51:27):
Only one touchdown this season?
Speaker 4 (51:29):
I don't love that. Maybe not Day Day.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Snoop Connor. Yes, anybody with a nick fire names Snoop Connor. Yeah,
that's a sign the Marcus Major.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
That's cheeseburger. Aready's still out there? With his fat ass somewhere.
I'm sure we could use him for four or five carries.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Think think Bobby Shoes out there, don't.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
I hate it. I wish this stuff didn't happen in sports,
but it's real life and it does and sucks extra
hard one. It's one of your stuff. This happened and
the preseason one time. One time, my.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Team's receiver shot himself in a club when they were
like the number one seed in the NFC.
Speaker 4 (52:08):
Yeah, but at least he shot himself and probably.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Gonna repeat as champions that year. But then it derailed everything.
Speaker 4 (52:13):
Yeah, but he only hurt himself. He didn't hurt anybody else.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Yes, he hurt me, true he did.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
But we got a lot of fire jokes out of it.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
I didn't love the jokes personally. I would have rather
had another super Bowl. That would have been really cool.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
He shuldar bobbed himself. That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Feel had three and three liight like that?
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Three lie would have been would have been so sick.
Imagine having three super Bowls and a five hundred career record,
that being obviously had more wins, who been slightly above.
Speaker 5 (52:47):
Maybe we had three super Bowls probably three Super Bowl vps.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
Bet Nakadu would have never been able to bench him
and ruin the streak.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Well, he's gone away the NFL black bottom for that,
all right. Other quarterbacks that are back in the news
for US this week, or Johnny Manzel, Johnny or what's
Johnny Football? Johnny Football almost said Johnny Money. I think
that's his bar. It's like Moneys or whatever. Yeah, Johnny
(53:17):
Football fought this weekend against podcaster Bob Menry and he won.
Speaker 5 (53:25):
Bob Marry didn't look great, no, and.
Speaker 4 (53:28):
Apparently out at the casino at four am the night
before the fight.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
What do you mean just taking like guaranteed payouts?
Speaker 4 (53:36):
Yeah, no way. I didn't know the fight was happening
until I saw the highlights later on, and when it
came out, I thought Johnny threw an illegal kick. I
didn't know what's kick was just boxing. I was like,
oh wait, they're not stopping it, okay, yeah, out his
mouth piece and the ref just like picked it up
and like shoved it back in his mouth while they were.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Fun spin it out again.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
Yeah. No that it looked like a great, rough and
rowdy fight, like it was an awful fight. But it
looked like a good one for shitty fights of like
two hillbillies that just hate each other and live across
the street from each other. Other than that, it was awful. Henry.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
I don't even know if he threw a punch, it
didn't look like it from the clips I saw.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
It was funny, like just watching If you don't train
in combat sports, you're never gonna look good. But seeing
somebody as athletic as Johnny Football looking so on athletic
fighting is really funny to see.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
It's like when Greg Hardy would fight, and it was
like Greg Hardy was a woman beaters to them. We
were always like, let's just hope this.
Speaker 4 (54:36):
Guy loses, and they kept giving him fights, kept giving
him stacked fights, and then he'd be like a fat
piece of shit, roll on the ground and getting they
shit kicked out of you. All right, next you have
see event. We've got Greg Hardy who's the twenty fifth
in the division, and we're gonna him fight the fourth
rank guy in the division.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
And then he'd like fight three weeks later because Dana's like, hey,
we got an open on the card.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
Oh you're taking on short no on short rest? Good good, Oh, fuck,
I can't believe you lost again.
Speaker 4 (55:01):
Oh no, those are fun times where everyone could just
be like, he's always the under other guy because we
hate this guy. Yeah, I just won every time.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
And everybody collectively was just high five and wherever like
you had money on this no fuck yeah, ude, fuck Greg.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
There's always one assholes like well I took gretit heart.
I look at the plus money signed. Who was so
good like you? Probably Cowboys fan probably love people to
beat women. It's their favorite thing. You know.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
A lot of people forget Jerry Jones was one of
the people that was in Arkansas trying to prevent the
the what's it called, the integration of schools. Yep, you
just standing out there trying to block that kid. There's
a picture of it. Look it up. Look it up.
There's a lot of pictures of Jerry every time, every
time I have to deflect when the Giants lose to
the Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
That's my go to.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Yeah, well, at least racist, Yeah, he's a racist, so
maybe you should.
Speaker 4 (55:52):
Say a least my owner is not a documented racist. Yeah,
old rich white guy he might be anyway, but at
least it's not documented.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
Right.
Speaker 4 (56:00):
That's why I love being a Packers train can never
call my owner a racist.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
You're kind of racist.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
I'm not. I am an owner, right, I just threw
it back and call my owner a racist because we
have lots of owners.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
Y odds that at least one of the Packers owners
is racist. That's yeah. I would like say your owners
racist a little bit. You had to pay for that,
so just money, not just name only.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
That is so cool. I own the Packers. I'm an owner.
It's like the Packers in an xbox. That's all I own.
Speaker 5 (56:36):
That's all you need.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
That is all I need. That's true.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
You know what I wish we still owned on this
earth was our sweet prints Harambe, because remembering Harambe is
also back. It's been ten years as of this recording.
Tomorrow it'll be find May twenty sixteen since we lost
our sweet prints to us. It's the sac violence. He
was trying to return a child that was dropped into there.
(57:05):
It was like not supervised and unsupervised heathen child that
was put into that that enclosure. Harambe was trying to
be like, hey kid, what's going on? Buddy? You wanted
to come and get a close up experience with the gorilla. Well,
let me let me show you around the place, and
they were like, no, showed him, Calum, calum, calum.
Speaker 4 (57:22):
What if he had just thrown the kid back up
into the crowd, that he's probably gonna do that, That's
probably what he wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
And they even shot him because I was giving him
a tour racism.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
I think I I for years ago. If he's a
white gorilla, it doesn't happenang on this. So I've always
been the anti Horabic. I feel like at some point
you did convince me to be pro Harambe, and then
I just forgot why when because the kid was being
the kid's mom was a fuckhead. It was the kid's
mom's fault, not Harambe's fault. Harambe lives there.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Probably if if this this room, we're in this the
past gay podcast Memorial Studios was or do we rename
it is the Robert were both Memorial Studio as he
passed away, Rip Bobby Oh. But if we were in
the Robert B. Brost of Memorial Studios and this was
our enclosure and then just somebody else here just was like,
(58:12):
here's my kid, and you were like, what do you
what and Pat was just like, hey, kid, get out
of here, and then they shot you for trying to
usher the kid out. They was in your place, hit
in the back, and they shot, hey, get out of here.
You're not supposed to be in here.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
Kid.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
There's signs all over the fucking things say don't go
in there. You went in here, And he was like,
let me get you back to your mom, and they're like,
call them.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
That is how you convinced anti child.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
I just hope that kid grows up being bullied. That
kid is now ten years old at least probably twelve, thirteen, thirteen, fourteen, whatever. Yeah,
I hope that kid is stuffed into lockers daily and like,
never forget what you fucking did.
Speaker 4 (58:49):
If I went to junior high with that kid, I
definitely would get everyone to just call him GK for
Gorilla killer. And also if you're in like the Cincinnati
area and your kid is having problems with anybody, just
be like, hey, start way, they still live in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (59:01):
They start spreading the room. This is a Harambe kid.
Speaker 4 (59:04):
They had to have moved. Did you know that you
know Pat? Pat? Fourth periods the Ramba kid?
Speaker 2 (59:08):
What?
Speaker 5 (59:09):
Yeah, it was Pat.
Speaker 4 (59:10):
That'd be funny.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
Inclosure, they're like, fuck that kid.
Speaker 6 (59:13):
The kid goes in for like show and tell, you
just start that like, no, I swear to god nothing Romic,
what do you mean?
Speaker 8 (59:18):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (59:19):
The teacher says that fuck that kid?
Speaker 4 (59:22):
What f that'd be funny? Show up for fuck you
show and tell. He's got a picture of the gorilla
just holding him upside down. It's like this was me
everyone boombuck. Teachers like, listen, I need to step outside
the classroom if you guys all kick his ass for
the next ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (59:38):
Real shame. I didn't see nothing. Didn't see nothing.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
Yeah, I hate that kid.
Speaker 5 (59:43):
Apparently the family, uh like there's nothing publicized. So I
looked it up R and I wonder why and like
they're just they're hidden large. Their family has largely remained private.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah, because they're responsible for the murder of now probably
the most famous gorilla of all time. It's still Coco
No should have been president. I voted for him.
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
He's not joking.
Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
I did maybe twenty other people.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I believe. It was like well yeah, no, like they
had a tally, but like I've I voted in Rombay.
I was like, let's do it. That's running back. Dude,
we've seen man maybe not be the greatest politician. What
about ape?
Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
What if it was actually like a like a hitman
from Texas that killed him because he was like this
where you get for leaving Texas.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I don't think that that would be it.
Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
It's plausible. I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Can you rule it out though, Yeah, because there was
a kid that was in there, that was what their
logic was.
Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Yeah, but like what if like everyone was being told
don't fire yet, and one guy was like, I been
waiting for this moment and he just fired a shot
and then they covered it up like, oh no, he
was told to fire because it was a danger and
he just wanted to kill a monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
He was like, I know, I'm sure it was all
that kid's fault and the mom's fault and they should
both be publicly shamed.
Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
In side until we talk about this again and I
forget again.
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
They're trying to Steve Bartman themselves and just be like,
I'm away from the public eye. We need to figure
this out. You get to the bottle publatory investigator or.
Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Or uh Nicktes not Flintes, Nick.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Quintez, Right, he's the the daycare guy.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
No, No, Nick Flintz is the piece of shit alt
right guy that's like five six and is a race.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Is the daycare guy.
Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
That's why I'm trying to remember. It's Nick something. How
many employees do you have? How many gorillas you got
in there? Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Where are the gorillas?
Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
I don't see any show us to Grella nine pm
on a fucking Tuesday at the zoo and I don't
see any gorillas. That means there's none here.
Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
This is an aquarium, man, what this is a windy Sorry?
Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Oh, you're signed just as aquerum. You didn't even put
the eye and I am disappointed about that. I, as
a citizen, never ran so rp here on Bay Gone
and never forgotten.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
And I'll ask him. My kid is sweeps because the
New York Knickerbockers and the Vegas Golden Knights have swept
their way to the finals of their respective sports, just
like we drew it up in the Golden Knights in
the finals.
Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
So I had already bet on the Avs on Game one,
and then when the game started, I did not know
that kel mccarr was not playing until they said on
the broadcast. I was like God, shit. So then game
two I was like, well, I don't know if he's
playing or not. The Avs will bounce back and they're
gonna win Game two, and they lost that one.
Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
I did that every game after Game one with I bet.
I thought the Golden Knights wod keep it close. So
I took Golden Knights plus one and a half for
the first game, and.
Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Then I was like, well, there's no way, Like, the
Aves aren't gonna like either, They're not gonna get yeah.
And then I just kept being like, games are in
a row. Bet Game four, they're not gonna get swept.
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Yeah, four games fucking Colorado. Turns out that if you
are the best team in the regular season in the NHL,
you are not ever going to the title.
Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Also if you lose your second best player. The only
reason I say this because mckennon's incredible, but losing your
stud defense went against a really good team, not not
a great strategy. Do you hear really sad stat about
the Vegas Golden Knights, Well, not the Vegas gold Knights,
but involves them.
Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
They have been a franchise for nine seasons. They have
gone to the Stanley Cup Finals three of those nine seasons,
so a third of their existence, they've gone to the
stand up Final.
Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
The Red Wings have not.
Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Made the playoffs in the entirety of the existence of
the Vegas Golden Knights. And even if you go back
to the previous year where we learned that the Vegas
Golden Knights would be there, that would be ten years,
still have not made the playoffs in that time either.
So sad if I had just been like new team,
I'm gonna root for them, I would Next year Wings
(01:03:49):
and Giants, assuming so.
Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
The guys are playing, finally comes together. Next year Wings
and Giants. You ten, that's when that's when it really
takes shape. He's been there ten years, No, he has,
and he's been there five you're building the Astros rebuild
was was a four or five year process. That's kind
of exactly what the Red Wings did. And you did
it without completely bottoming out.
Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Yeah, you kind of not.
Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
For like three consecutive draft lottery the equivalent of one
hundred lost season in the NFL would be what like
a sixty lost year. I don't think you had three
of those in a row.
Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Didn't make the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Either way, you're getting better.
Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
But yeah, then the Knicks. Dude, the the Knicks are
fun to watch.
Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
I was sitting there, I was like, oh my god, him,
I gonna like this part of the reason I really
need Oklahoma City to come through because I can't actually
be rooting for a New York team in the finals.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
The Knicks are really fun.
Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
They are, And Jalen Brunson being from Dallas, be like, oh,
you guys got rid of him. You had you had
Jalen Brunson and you had Luca on this same team.
So they probably won I don't know how many championships.
Those guys are two of the best players in the
in the sport, right They went to the finals, so
but they didn't win it.
Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
No, and Jalen wasn't on it that team, was he? Yes,
he was, but that was kind of last year. That
was his last year kind of an emerging because he
had a really good playoffs.
Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Oh no, you're right, yeah, because I'm thinking Luca got
traded last year the previous year.
Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Yeah, Nico Harrelson.
Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
I will say, though, I do kind of want the
next to win just because you want to. I just
want to see Cat being zesty as fuck while hammered
at the parade. Oh my god, Zesty Cat is funny and.
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
New York City, like ticker tape, parades are way different
than they're like, They're way cooler.
Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Looking just because it's a fucking is used to having
that many people.
Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
When Boston does parades, they look cooler just because there's
cooler ship.
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Yeah, it was big city. It's awesome to go through.
That was one didn't look as cool. But also because
you know why, this is fucking ninety nine degrees outside
when the ashos are.
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Doing was cool.
Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Where the parking grades were. The hat video was iconic.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Yeah, they guy that lost hat.
Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
It's so great. I'm just saying, you can't go as
hard in Houston as you can to the first cities
during the summer.
Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
Twenty seventeenth parade was better than twenty twenty two by far.
Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Yeah. I didn't go to twenty twenty two. I went
to twenty seventeen. That was but it was just I
was just drenk. I went straight from work, so I
was already sweaty and I'm wearing jeans. Yeah, it sucked.
Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Twenty seventeen one.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
If I remember correctly, I believe the day of the
astra championship parade was the same day that Deshaun Watson
tore his knee nice and it was like everybody was
on their way to the parade, like, oh no, because
it was like non contact, wasn't it was a blessing? Yeah,
it's that bad dude.
Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
That was after the Seattle Seahawks game. Yeah, something like that.
That was the same twenty seventeen Ashers team that threw
twenty seven curveballs to your Yankees.
Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I remember that. Yeah, yeah, twenty seven consecutive, twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Row It was a different Yankees team, really that different
though it really wasn't. It's kind of the same team,
except worse with the bullpen, someun tools. Super cool. Just
what if we just didn't have pictures for the last
three innings of games. I mean we physically have them,
but we don't really have them.
Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
See, the Astros are trying a thing where you don't
know what innings it's gonna be, but five innings a game,
we won't have a picture. Yeah, that's a fun thing
that we're trying this year.
Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I have the My my favorite theme of the Yankees
this year is just Cam Schlittler. He's fucking cool.
Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Camp Schlittler.
Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
I saw that today. It's like a opponent or lefty
opponents are hitting like eighty six against his curveball. He's
just like, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
He's just like the Yegges always have, like the prospect
coming up that you're like, oh this guy cool.
Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Yeah, I fucking hate that guy when he's a Dodger.
Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
It doesn't work out.
Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
It would probably be everybody all roads leave to lead
to LA.
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
That's what They might have too many arms at that point,
so then we don't know a louse.
Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Shittler is like, they're fucking set up.
Speaker 8 (01:08:00):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
They've got so many starting pitchers.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
They'll just run like they'll do an opener every game.
But it's just like we have twenty seven starters in
our bullpen. They'll all just pitch whenever.
Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Everybody pitches every day, but everybody just gets one inning and.
Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
You just plug. Fuck that fucking show, All right, let's
move on.
Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Let's move on?
Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
It was sweeps sweeps your back. Oh yeah, that was
actually us pretty much being on topic on that one.
I think I think we did a good job of that.
I will say though, it would be very funny if
San Antonio, wins Cat and Wemby are gonna be so
zesty with each other. It's the one thing I like
about Wemby is that he seems like the one NBA
player that isn't trying to be buddy buddy with everybody
(01:08:43):
and is actively he's French.
Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
He gets upset about everything.
Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
But that's the thing. Yeah, everyone's like, oh, he actually
hates all the Oh he's just a little bit. I'm
nine feet tall. Why didn't I get a foul call?
Shut up your French pieces side of the fucking stadium.
Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
You're fine.
Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Six rebounds and you're that tall. That's all you can
do is fucking bust, fucking loser. Plus I like rooting
for Crew. Oh okay, see he's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Yeah but okay, so he's gonna be not fun real fast.
Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Yeah, but they're not there yet.
Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Like they are, they're getting to. This is the year
they are that though.
Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Yeah, but they're playing San Antonio and then New York.
Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
So it's fun New York.
Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Though.
Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
It's fun New York.
Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
It is fun New York, but it's still New York. So,
like I think everyone going into it's gonna be ma like, oh,
who we might be root for the next and then
it's gonna tip off. And I was like, man, I
can't root for fucking New York.
Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
When you guys are like that with the fucking Yankees
and the Dodgers. And I was like, you fucking hate
the Dodgers. How can you fucking like them? Now?
Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Me's so mad, And that's why I'm glad I cursed
the Astros because you guys didn't support me. Still hanging around,
hanging around, yeah, completely decimated by injuries and still only
like four games out of the division. Have fun with that, dude,
We're gonna win the division. I should place a bet
on that right now.
Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Have y'all bought a Santa jersey yet?
Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
I have not?
Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
You gotta get it. And they got to make a
Christmas one right yeah, I know, Like this is was
l J hose they had, Like this is the best
Astro's jersey since l J hus.
Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
You know, there's people that actually wore the zero Hose
jersey and I love that the minim maid At the time,
Minimate are dyking. Now they the people will actually like yeah,
like people actually told them to take your jersey off.
You can't wear that.
Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
That's the fuck it's was it was zero his number, yeah,
and his last name is right. So this is this
is I was author. This is a team authorized jersey. Like,
I don't know what you want me to do here.
I've heard people.
Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
I've heard Astros fans tell me that they had to
take their jersey off. And this was years ago, of course,
but like, yeah, it was like, interesting, you need to
get a Grady Dick Astro jersey. The Dick Stros so
he doesn't even play baseball, like nobody. This was from
Grady Dick Knight.
Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
When did they do that? You don't remember?
Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Remember grade he throughout the first pitch we talked about.
Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
It was the after Magic City.
Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
It was Dick and Ball's night. Remember the big guy
two Baseballs was like, Greaty Dick thought the pitch.
Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Come on, I would love for someone to have a
Dick and Balls night.
Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
That'd be sick. That'd be sick.
Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Bring your kids out to Dick and Balls night at
the ballpark with great Dick.
Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
It's not a sexual thing. I have to say that.
All right, let's wrap up. Let's move on to the
not cool segment where we get to vent to you
guys and gals about what's not cool with us this
week if you'd like to participate, We're gonna pick some
of the best ones at the end of each month
or once a month or so every couple of weeks.
If you want to hit us up at pass a
pod on X, use the hashtag PTG not cool and
(01:11:35):
kind of you know, in three to four sentences some
up which you're not cool is this week and we
will share some of the best ones every couple of
weeks on the pod again at not pass at pass
a podcast on X and it's hashtag PTG not cool.
Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
This is the not cool segment.
Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Not cool man, all right, I go first.
Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
West, my favorite soccer team, our podcast soccer team got relegated,
and it sucks. Yeah, it's not great. They kicked out
of the league, just barely.
Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
I looked at all of my teams though, and like,
the Giants would have been kicked.
Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Out of the league this year.
Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
But we don't have dumb relegation, right, the Giants league
got relegated. The Red Wiens would have got relegated four
years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Hey, we're gonna win the Champions League next year, buddy.
Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
It's just called the Championship.
Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
It's not the Champions League.
Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
No, champions League is top four of the Premier.
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
League, and then we're gonna win the championship.
Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Buddy, But who don't want to play for a championship.
I want to be the top of the table. I
want to win a championship. And so maybe next year,
like West Han'm gonna be a killer in the championship. Hypothetically,
you would think because you were with the big boys,
now you go to the second Tiernay. Yeah, Also you
(01:13:03):
have to sell all your good guys, so very possible
that that's not it. But they have a young core,
young Corey, have Freddy Potts coming back, Keeling Casey's gonna
be there.
Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Freddy Potts is a great name, Freddie Polts, pot of
our youth system.
Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
He's great in the midfield. It's really British, really really British.
Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Freddie Potts got I didn't think it was some dude
from Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Yeah. Ideally we have a check guy that's gonna buy
up the majority of the club.
Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
I think this offseason.
Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Hell yeah, Eastern European money and.
Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
We have Thomas Soucheck which is ironically also Checke. He
very well could be leaving west Ham, but he posted
a thing, making it seem like he's like, we feel
responsible for this. We let you guys, dad, as I
would if you get like two of the Premier League
guys to go to stay with you, and then you
just fucking dominate and then like next week or next year,
(01:14:00):
all week, like every week, I'll be yeah, I know,
I blow out win, I blow out win top of
table west Ham and I.
Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Can get one and a half every single game.
Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
We won't even worry about it, Like what if that's
what happen.
Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
They're gonna set a championship record for goals next year,
so sick, let me go up to it.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
But the problem is, I don't want to be a
yoyo team because that can happen where you get promoted,
then you're really good because you weren't good enough.
Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
You're good enough score so many goals. It's gonna carry
over and then we're gonna be a good franchise. What
I'm hoping. We're gonna get the new check owners and
they spend a billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
I deally wanted Saudi money, ideally wanted Sadi. I just
then he gets Chechia. Sadi's really going to have unlimited money.
I think it's check ya check yach or it's chech
chech n And are we also changed in Turkey? Is
Turkey different now too, because I know that they're spelling
it differently.
Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
If they are, I'm not, I'm not learning it. We're
in the World Cup group with Turkey, but it was
t u r k I y e and I was
like a so in the Turkish language, like their native language,
they would pronounce it Turkey a.
Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
Turkey, but we would just say Turkey, right, No, the
only different languages.
Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
That's the coolest part about American where we're just like, yeah,
I know you are, but we're just gonna go with Turkey.
Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
The only new countries I've learned since I was a child,
as I learned Czechia and Yugoslavia because they used to
be Czechoslovakia and that was or no, it's Czechia and Slovakia.
It used to be Czechoslovakia and then very public and
it used to be the Czech Republic for a long
time until like two years ago. Yeah, and then it
just became Czech you. And actually the only reason I
(01:15:40):
respect that as a new country is because David Pasernok
is from Czechya. But other than that, if your country
was not in the Animaniac song, I don't recognize it
as a real country.
Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Look at you, guam.
Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Yeah, I don't learn new countries. Pluto still a planet.
If I didn't like if it changed, you ask me
being in fifth grade, I don't learn it.
Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
If I had to take a test on it and
that was part of the requirement, like that, like this
is what the answer is. You can't tell me otherwise
I had to. I took a test with it. Okay,
that's education. You're the educations are are that you should know.
Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Pluto didn't bulk enough. Man, You gotta keep bulky.
Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
You can't know this is that's how solar systems work.
You gotta keep bulky.
Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
You gotta respect the little guy. Protein powder goods and
protein powder. Next, you can say Hode Island is not
a state because it's too small. Yeah, now, now watch
your fuck about that. I was born in Rhde Island.
Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
A damn about Rhode Island.
Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Rhode Island's awesome because it's so tiny, Like, why are
you a thing? Pluto? Tiny? Your way out there? Still mad?
Respect for you?
Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Size size shamming.
Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Nex You're gonna say you don't respect Danny DeVito.
Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
He's bolked.
Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
He did. He's very argument we man, it's a great
any me. A lot of great things are going from
small small things.
Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Yeah, but but West team getting really good sucks so
not cool.
Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
I got I got a few one of them. On
Memorial Day, I had a buddy reach out. I was like, hey,
I'm gonna make some smashburgers. You want to come over,
And I was like, appreciate it. I actually I got
to knock out a bunch of errands and stuff. And
then later on the day he reached out. He's like, hey,
I actually still have it. Started with the burgers and
I was about to walk across the street and then
I realized I was so high. I don't think I
(01:17:26):
could have made it, and I'm sorry, Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
I appreciate it. He texted me.
Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
He was like shit. I got started to get ready
and I was like, normally I just drive over to
his place. I was like, can't do that. It's close
enough to walk. I was like, I don't know if
I can even walk right now. So then then when
that happened, I was like, well, I got this whiskey
here too. I might as well, just crack into that
drank a bunch of whiskey. And it's not even like
(01:17:52):
I never felt like I got that drunk, but I
just drank so much whiskey over such a long period
of time and then went to bed at three am,
and I will up in the morning and I had
just passed out on my shoulder, and my shoulder hits
or hurts so bad the next day. It was like,
you remember that clip from You Won't Like This from
Four Days in October when David Ortiz after he hits
(01:18:13):
the walk off of the first game. The next day
they're on the field, He's like, I woke up this morning.
I thought my shoulder was on the other side of
the bed. It hurts so fucking bad. All day long,
I was just texting the other managers at work, like,
someone bring a shotgun to work and blow my fucking
shoulder off right now. I can't deal with this anymore.
It sucked. It sucked a lot, so bad shoulder. And
then other than that, I've just kind of I've instead
(01:18:36):
of being an adult and like just having one chore
and taking care of it, I have let every chore
I have snowball to the point where I'm backed into
a corner. I I've got a mountain of chores.
Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
As a future Pat, you put yourself in. Yeah, that's
future pats problem. This morning, Pat's very happy that Pat
doesn't have to do it now. But then future you
then I keep doing that. I keep all of this stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
I just I need to clean my apartment. I need
to clean the bathroom. I gotta do laundry. I thought
today I was gonna have to reuse socks. I actually
laid out my socks with yesterday. Found I had a
bunch of like novelty socks.
Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
So I have no circulation.
Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Like putting off putting off laundry for like four more
days can't be good for you. Like I gotta get
my two tires changed. I need to get my inspection
done in the next what four days before the month
is over. I've just let a mountain of chores pile up,
and I don't want to do any of them. A
lot of that you can do in like one day, Dude,
I could do the inspection and my tires.
Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Honestly, art laundry. Go, get your inspection and tires done.
Come back.
Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Probably, which is the fact that I don't have in
unit laundry. I gotta it's in the complex. That's I
also realized I haven't checked my mail in like two months.
I should probably do that. Not that I get any
real mail, but.
Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Yeah, no, that's the worst. I'm gonna throw all this away.
Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I literally do everybody that's ever lived here before me?
Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
Cool, dude. Half of my mail is like the three
previous tenants that used to live there. It's multiple names.
Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
My landlord and her husband get a bunch of stuff
and she's like, hey, will you let us know if
we got stuff? Like, yeah, hey did you?
Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
You never let us know we got mail. I'm like, yeah,
I haven't checked it.
Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
It's twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
Yeah it's been six weeks, and like, yeah, I didn't
get anything.
Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Am I gonna check your ship just to check your shit?
Like you think I'm gonna check? They regularly check them out.
Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
If I get a thing that I ordered, it's like, yeah,
we delivered it to the mailbox.
Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Those only ones I check.
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Most of my shit comes to the door I have.
Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
We've got like a big old parcel thing. If you
want to check your you can check it. But yeah,
so I think I need to like focus myself into
getting one chore done when I get home tonight, which
very easily. It could just be clean. I've got like
old drumstick wrappers because I got really high and ate
like nine drumsticks the other night. It happens. Yeah, and
(01:20:54):
like some granola bar wrapper. I just need to just
take out the trash. I just need to knock one
thing off a list today.
Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Probably that's an easy one.
Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Not got I keep not doing it, Yeah, because the
trash can isn't full. I just have a lot of
other trash that's not in the trash can that would
fill it.
Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Shame Pat every day at not Pat dion X just
be like, hey, do a chore. Do a chore.
Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
We did that with you a couple of years ago.
To drink water and it worked. Everybody's like drink water, fucker. Yeah,
but that came from me talking about how I was
drinking water a lot and I just didn't do it
one day.
Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Yeah, it was like one day where then you got
really good at it again.
Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
I did. I've been drinking it. I didn't drink mean
about it. It's green tea today.
Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
Text him to drink water and to.
Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
Do a chore. Yeah, I need to be held accountable.
Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
This is an accountability podcast. So we all right, that's
all I got, Harley Woods, You're not cool. I threw
it on there.
Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
It's this new era of the influencers celebrity boxing.
Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
It's just not.
Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
Do it on Fridays. Stop trying to compete with the UFC.
Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Just stop in general, Like it's not good. It's not
that I don't want to see ray J versus super Fire.
Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
I don't disagree with you. I want to see it,
but I do kind of like the clips because like
I'm not gonna watch it, and like the Ronda Rowsey
think I threw it on just because there's nothing else
going on right then, and I was all.
Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
Right, let's do that.
Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
But but at least they have some sort of background.
Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Yeah, think they actually find I know it felt rigged.
Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
It's like the Jake Paul shit I get sick of.
Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
I don't have a count just in Jake Paul.
Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Watch. I want to see Ray J fight a little bit,
not like actually, but like if you're gonna show me
a couple of clips, I'll watch it. Like I want
clip boxing, that's what I want, and I think that's
what we're getting a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
But we'll just give us fights we want to see.
Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
I'd rather watch the good old days of YouTube boxing
where it's just some backyard people are yes, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
That's or lane.
Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
But it's all like people that were famous fifteen years
ago that trained for like three times over one week
just to collect a paid.
Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
I haven't paid tax in six years, and they're like, shit,
I gotta pay those.
Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Give us fun fights that people actually want to see.
Make it like like Tucker Max or not Tucker Max,
Tucker Carlson versus like James.
Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Carton, Tucker Carlson versus Tucker Max. We should have political boxing,
That's what that would be fun. They're doing a fucking
you see to get the White House. Why don't we
just have like, hey, let's do it. Let's decide some
fucking state races. Let's have like Christian Menafee against John Paxton,
Greg Abbott versus.
Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
See. Now, now people would think this is a misfight,
but because there is a uh, what do you call it?
Medical disfigurement? If we did Pete boddha Jedge versus all
one Eye what's his fucking name? John a blank on
it yeah, cranshot of people like, oh he was a seal,
you have a fight bootage. He's got one eye, he's
(01:23:51):
got no depth perception. That could actually be a good fight.
I'll watch political boxing, political boxing, oh no, get instead
of that stupid softball that they do every year. Baseball
game Al Green against Greg Abbott, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Well, i'd watch. And I don't think he can see
very well either. I don't think you can spell very
well either. But Greg, he lost? Did he lose?
Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
I don't know, Uh yeah, I don't know politics. I
just work on this morning. I was supposed to attention
to it. Political boxing would be better than celebrity boxing, but.
Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Like didn't like the problem with that is then you
get politics in it, and like that's the worst part
about all of it.
Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
I don't want to talk about this. I like, well,
you know what he thinks about this, Like, I don't like,
did you know that your quarterback? Your quarterback doesn't I
don't know if to throw touchdowns? And that's what I'm watching.
I'm not watching him to see who he voted for.
Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
I'm watching him to see if you can fucking pass
the rock to fucking Malik or hand it off to
the cams, Gadaboo and square tudies.
Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
Dude, that's what I care about.
Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
I will say, at least with this man's ell fight now,
it's no longer celebrity boxing. It's like kickboxing, but it's
like smaller gloves. So we're getting there. We might actually
start seeing some good not I think Bob Menry is
kind of like a fight guy, isn't he Like he
doesn't like the voiceovers, like, oh shit, he got lost
to the fucking mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
That's that's that guy, the Buffalo Wild where he used
to or something like that. I don't remember David Busters
or something.
Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
I've seen him on stuff. I don't really religiously follow him,
but the voiceover clips are funny.
Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
But I'm done with celebrity boing.
Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Guy mostly over the voiceover clips.
Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
But like, celebrity kickboxing is what it should be, not
mm A. Nobody wants to see celebrities go to the ground,
but full striking with chances of actual knockout.
Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
That's the thing that you have to have people that
have trained enough in it to where if you're gonna
train enough to do MMA, you have to commit to it.
Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
And a lot of the celebrities just want the pay day.
They don't want to do that. So then boxing is
all you got to learn, Whereas I was like I
can kick, but then there's like influencers and then like
I don't know any of these influencers. I don't care who. Yeah,
like that's that's more boring to me.
Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
There's too many influencers. Now, there's too many people come
with me as I box. Now that's my god.
Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Guys. I did a camp for two weeks and it
was no joke. Trust when I say this is not
gonna be easy, there's the guy who.
Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
Does that voice making fun of influencers that go to
places and they're like, I would like to see him
fight the people that are leaving shitty reviews do that.
But yeah, most not all, but you can't fight like
ye do it?
Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Actually, that's how we want to remember.
Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
Remember next weekend as been Gold versus Hassanabby and when
we bet on the he's gonna fight Waal tasing his dog, when.
Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
We bet the Olympic boxer one of the women's gold
and uh like call that we call that?
Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
How did you know that was gonna happen? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
I was tipped it's tipped off to it.
Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
So was the boxer. So so it was the boxer box.
Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
All right, those are not a cool segment. Okay, let's
wrap it up with the answer seven. We do the
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Don't you just answer the question? Answer the question, you answer, answer.
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Don't thanks the subject, just answer the question.
Speaker 8 (01:27:57):
Kept talking, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
Our first question this week is from Lewis Ball, and
Lewis says, if hospitals are required to report gunshot wounds
to the police, are they also required to report arrow wounds?
Depends on if it's a country hospital.
Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
Yeah, I would guess it also definitely depends on the hospital.
Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
If there's like if you have a big bow hunting
population in there, you might chalk it up to, you know,
one shot went awry. If you're in New York City,
I feel like they would probably report that.
Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
I think you have to if it's suspected like violence,
that call or like a violent crime could have been
the cause of that. I think that's what you have.
I think that's where they required to contact authorities. So,
like a gunshot, I think stabbings are probably the same way.
Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
Which would they file that under?
Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
And a stab would if you think about an arrow
is really just a long distance stabbing.
Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
Yeah, I was just thinking, like, how would we look
up the FBI crime statistics on this, Well, it would
probably fall into the stabbings territory.
Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
So you have to report it. So did they report
this to like the robin Hood Times, Like, oh, there's
an arrow wound, man, I.
Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Think you just robbing it. Call the police and like
what happened? Call the sheriff. But they had the renaissance fair, Like,
what's going on? I don't know, man, we're told, we're
telling you it was.
Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
Shocked it with an arrow from fifteen yards.
Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
We were rich and now we report. Yeah, I mean
you still got.
Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
To report it. As a nurse, you're just doing your job. Hey,
this guy's got a fucking arrow through them. I don't
know how it happened, but you think the police might
want to look into this?
Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
Oliver Queen like arrow from DC comics, like they're reporting
arrow wounds.
Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Honestly, the closest we might have to this is back
in the days of lawn darts. Did they report lawn
dart injuries to the police? Probably?
Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
Not.
Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Most states require medical professionals to report any wound inflicted
by a dangerous or deadly weapon of any kind. An
arrow can be lethal. It is highly likely to trigger
this mandatory reporting requirement to law enforcement.
Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
WHOA WHOA WHOA siphoons.
Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
What is you get a ciphe Oh, syth I thought
you said siphoons, and I was like, what is this?
Scythe typhoon? Now that's a sci fi movie. Okay, no
rebel trademark. Rebel trademark, you can't see that's that's that's
Hardy's thing.
Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Siphoon seems like a Pokemon move that will points by Cythyer. Yeah,
like the tornado of scythes. Let's just come flying at you.
Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
So I would guess with a scythe wound, Yeah, right,
any sort of stab, it's like what happened to you?
Speaker 8 (01:30:35):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Like if if you were like I was whittling and
I cut my finger, they probably that's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
If you have a scythe wound, you're probably in a
horror movie.
Speaker 5 (01:30:44):
Sure, should I have reported, like in elementary school, little
Bobby freaking stabbing move a pencil. I should have reported
for a pus. Yeah, of course not. You're not. You're
not a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
The doctor's like that's their legal oath.
Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
That's why like lawn darts, I don't think they reported.
Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Just a better society, be hippocratic, I believe's what doctors take.
So they do have to record.
Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
They have to report arrow wounds, just like they would
gunshot wounds, because it's like what if you went with
your buddy and you were just like, listen, this wasn't criminal.
We were just firing arrows back at each other, see
if we could catch them. He missed his catch, like
grown ups. Yeah, yeah, that would actually be a really
like if you like got a soft tip arrow, just
(01:31:30):
playing arrow catch with your buddies.
Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
But if it comes off, if it is a deadly weapon,
that they could assume it's a deadly weapon, then I
think that's when they.
Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Reported it used to be a proper country, used to
be a proper country.
Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
I feel like we've all learned a little bit today.
Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Good question.
Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
That was a great question. Lewis. Shout out Lewis, shout
out Lewis.
Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
I want to be an assassin and just use bowing
arrows that like you can't a bullet, probably a fingerprint
on there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
If you may ad of ice picks or you may, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
Like icicles, iceman and hawkeye.
Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
I like that and it just melts.
Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
There's the evidence.
Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
That's how the mob, how the mob used to get
people ice arrow ice, aarro all right. Next question from
Jordan Carter, and Jordan says, are there any shapes that
we have not discovered yet? Yeah, dude, there's tons. What
do you think shape shifters are? They make shapes all
(01:32:30):
the time. They're literally shifting into a different shape whenever
they want. That's a shape shifter.
Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
Are frog shape shifters? Because you know they can like
blow up their throat. Is that shape shifting or is
that just like taking a deep breath.
Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Let's just take any deep breath, because I was about
a sake. If I just like blow then I would
be a shape shifter. The powper fishes, that's that's like
they're squidding, you know, it's just their their defense. Mech okay,
shape shifters, they're creating different shapes.
Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
Yeah, there's aliens have some fucking weird shapes that we
don't know about.
Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
My friend's dad was a shape shifter. He made all
kind of He made polygons all the time. He invented
the squirkle. There's a square circle.
Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Remember, getting like a pin board and then a rubber band,
just being like I'm gonna make some weird ass.
Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
Some weird fucking shit. In this geometry class, guess what
I'm not doing paying attention or whatever I'm supposed to
be doing with this board.
Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
I mean, you can always add more edges to a shape.
So yeah, we just I just don't think anybody's made
a shape with ten thousand sides yet.
Speaker 5 (01:33:38):
But it's out there. There's probably there, probably is.
Speaker 4 (01:33:44):
It's possible. We just haven't done it. Just like how
there's like elements that we know can be created, we
just haven't been able to figure out how to actually
do it. Yeah, same thing with shapes. Just nobody's had
the balls to put ten thousand sides on an octagon.
You should have the balls to do that. Ten thousand gone,
talk to God, Talk to God. Okay, that'd be a
(01:34:05):
six shape. That would be a six shape. But yeah,
there's there's billions of shapes we've just never even made.
So they can easily find new shapes all the time.
That's why they call them shape shift. Shape shift.
Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
Probably have those nothing better than a squirrel, though a
squirrel is a that's the good of shapes.
Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Honestly, that shape makes me a little warning. That's the
sexiest' that's what it's meant to do. It's designed to
be sexy. At shape, a squirrel, a squirkle.
Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Don't ever let anybody tell you it's not all right.
Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
This is a good one. This is from Quentin Hughes
at Q the Ace on X and Quentin says, power
rank Harley's. So he gives us five Harley's that we
get to power rank. Here he gives us Harley Quinn,
Harley Davidson, Harley Kiner from A Boy Meets World Harls
Barkley and Harley. Nowhere, Harley, why don't you go first?
Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
All right, well, so last place has to be Harley Kinner.
Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Yeah, fun.
Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
That guy was a bully? Uh and in he had
I got recasted.
Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
I thought it was the wrestling guys.
Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
Wasn't he a bully or something? Remember the wrestler Like
was no, no, you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
That guy was also a bully. But I thought the
big kid was this guy was not him?
Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
Now, this guy he was a bully. But then in
Girl Meets World he was the janitor and a mentor
and nice guy.
Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Yeah, because he changed.
Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
I'm so mad. I never watched that. I feel like
I'm too like it's too far gone now, like they're
adults just like watching how I met your father. It'd
be weird to be like Sabrina Carpenter. I saw you
fake blow a microphone on stage last week. Now you're
a middle school girl.
Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
This is weird. Now you're dressed like a slaty dog.
Feel uncomfortable? All right, So Harley kind of a fire Yeah,
definitely five uh unpopular.
Speaker 5 (01:36:05):
I'm gonna go Harley Davidson next, all right, but just
because I am sick and tired of being called Harley David's,
I am sick of it, man, like, oh your parentpe motorcycles? No, dude,
they're not. They're not red like that.
Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
Like Pete Davidson. Though you could be Harley da.
Speaker 5 (01:36:23):
No, that would have been that would have been very cool.
That would have been very cool. And then like guaranteed
I would have had a huge hog because Pete Vison
that's a huge hog. After Harley Davidson. Then it would
be hardly know her is That's just that's just a
great phrase like that, And I don't get that a lot.
I've had that once or twice. I'm like, dude, you rock?
Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Could you rock?
Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
You know?
Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
Definitely me would be second, Harrols Barkley because Harley Couinn
is first because I want her on top.
Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
If you get my drift's good reasoning. I like that
reason solid. That's solid, all right, I'll go next. Yeah,
Harley Kiner five. I know he turned his life around,
but you know what that guy, I didn't see that
version of I haven't seen it, so I don't know
that it happens. Harley Kinner five. I will also go Yeah,
(01:37:18):
Harley Davidson four. Just I'm not a two wheel guy.
I need four wheels. I like to drink. I don't
trust my balance.
Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
That does make sense, uh.
Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
Three? Three, I'll go Harrals Barkley. I just want to
give you something too, something to climb the ladder once
you give you something to strive for.
Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
Two Harley Knower and one Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn's gotta
be number one, But Harley Knower, like, I love those
stupid dad jokes.
Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
I'm gonna go Harley Kiner five. Obviously no one cares
about you, dude. I'm gonna go Harley Quinn for Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
I was an adult when I learned who Harley Quinn was,
and she was also doesn't I really watched the I
didn't watch like the I didn't watch Batman animated series,
not really.
Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
Come on, now, I'm a live action guy, and like
Harley Quinn wasn't a thing until I was in fair
like college.
Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
I highly recommend you go back and watching Batman and like, I.
Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
Mean, you're just the Joker, but not as cool as
the Joker. Like that's that's the whole thing. The Joker
is the cool guy. Like that's what it's the Joker
with tits exactly. Joker Joker is pretty cool on his own.
He didn't need tits.
Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
Have you ever played Batman Arkhams?
Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
Nope? Have you ever played Best Guys?
Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
Deal?
Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
I don't have a deal. I'm just saying. I'm just
saying game.
Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Yeah, you don't like Harley Quinn's pretty aparent you don't
have a deal.
Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
I'm a hashtag girl dad actually, and I don't like
the way she portrays herself to you.
Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
Oh as a strong independent woman kind of she breaks
away from.
Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
The joker, dude, hashtag feminist.
Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
She was in a talk relationship and I don't think
and she got out of example. She's a strong independent
on thing that that's absolutely about Harley and Quinzel.
Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Three. I'm gonna go Harley Davidson two. I'm gonna go
Harley Knower.
Speaker 6 (01:39:13):
One.
Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
I'm gonna go Harles Barkley because I don't want him
to quit.
Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
The podcast yet, fucking pandera. Alright, that's absolutely what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
Please don't quit. We don't have any they can help us.
All right, good question, Quintin Hughes. Good question, Bud. Thanks
for send us to those power rankings. All right, this
is from Val, and Val says, did anyone ever really
wear those hats with the little propellers on them? What
were they for?
Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
Just to make little kids look cute?
Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
I don't think that. Yeah, Like nobody actually was like
I'm gonna go out in my hat, I mean grab
a hat.
Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
Like.
Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
I don't think that was somebody's go to hat unless
it was a joking thing.
Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
But see that was the thing. It was. This is
from a bygone era that we weren't like. It was
like when our grandparents were kids. It was just one
of the there was like nine hats back then, and
that was the kid hat. It was either that or
they were working selling newspapers and they had the newsboy hat.
That's all.
Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
It was the whimsical pop culture.
Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
It like I feel like that dates back to the
original Spanky from like the nineteen twenties. It may not
have had the propeller, but he had a hat that
looked a lot like that. But also what was the
purpose of the propeller? Uh? It looked fucking awesome. Yeah,
it just looked silly, well, like little kids can't have swag.
Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Yeah, No, I think it's just there. Nobody really was
rocking those.
Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
I've never seen one live. Now I've seen him. No.
I saw one on a dog once and I thought,
that's the best dog in my ever my existence.
Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
I remember in junior high I was in a theater
class and the teacher had one of those, and so
you like, when you go the prop closet, everybody always
picked that. You'd find a way like, I need a
propeller hat in my skit.
Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
The teacher users is very awesome or the worst teacher
in the world. There's no in between.
Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
I don't really recall. Yeah, don't really recall.
Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
You watch a lot of movies in that class.
Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
So that was kind of cool. Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Trending looks like it was invented in nineteen forty seven
for a like as a gag for a comic book convention.
Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Okay, so we nailed that. Yeah, yeah, so people don't
people wear them, but like it's like an ironic.
Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Wearing of those things. Great, also sick. I like that one.
That one's the propeller you can play. I saw that
one this week. It was it was you know what,
it was, the original fidget of fidget spinner. That's what
it was.
Speaker 5 (01:41:31):
Yeah, you're fidget spinner for your head.
Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
Next one is from this is Ashley Wilkins at Buster
Healer mix on X and Ashley says, excluding dogs, what
animal would make the best elected official? Obviously we would
have picked dogs.
Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
So this is good.
Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Hmm. Initially I want to say lions. I want to
say lions because a lion king, but scarfucked that right
off the back because lions can easily be corrupted. He
was bitter, he was holding shit against his brother, he
was trying to take over. So lions out, hear me out.
Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
These are the two.
Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
I've narrowed it down to horse because they have interspecies relationship.
They're foreign policy is going to be sick. They know
how They've been farted on a lot by people, but
they're cool.
Speaker 5 (01:42:19):
Mister ed was great. You can play baseball. A lot
of people don't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
At a home run off Sandy Kofax, I just feel
like horses have always been able to interact with everybody,
and they're like this, they're they're pretty tight. Horses seem
cool in every children's movie that has been going on
at my house, like one hundred and one Dumbinations, the
horses kind of the lookout. The horse is always kind
of walking out for all the animals and kind of
maybe being a mentor to that. And then they can
(01:42:45):
just run fast as fuck. So like, if you want
somebody guiding you into battle, why not have an animal
that's already been in a battle. So it's like when
George Washington was a general and then was the president.
I feel like horses could go that way. Also, if
I had to pick a non horse, I would go
giraffe because like he's too big, right, And I was
thinking maybe it's too big by then like you could
(01:43:05):
get a good angle of everything because you can see
above everyone.
Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
Yeah, have but too big you can't fit in the
courtroom or the I guess the then they need to
be in a courtroom, but really can't fit through doors.
Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
And then other one, but it's two animals, so it
doesn't really count. Would be fox rabbit hybrid, like like
a combo fox rabbit set up like z Utopia. That
would because that worked in those movies. See.
Speaker 4 (01:43:28):
Originally I went straight to chimpanzee because have you ever
seen a champanzee in a suit? They're adorable?
Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
Right, but like are they too cute to govern?
Speaker 8 (01:43:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
That would be That.
Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
Would be a good because, like think about it. You
could like lead, oh, mister mayor, come on, and you
lead him along and he's just doing the fucking little
champanzee walk, and then he gets tired and he hops
up in your arms and he's like have you ever
seen a champions See they like do the headshaking, the
laugh and they're smiling. That's so like you're just holding
the champanzee like helping him do a press conference.
Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
And then chimp Fox News will be like, oh do
they have the mental wherewithal the hold the off?
Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
Yeah, talk shit about a champanzee CV doesn't fuck you up.
I think chimpanzee would make a great elected official. Do
you think chimpanzee was too easy of an answer?
Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
Mayor bubbles, right, but like they also like, like, do
you trust a man that flings pooh everywhere?
Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
Other than that, my backup answer was a pig because
they're actually very smart animals.
Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Do you ever read Animal Farm?
Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
Good point, you can't have communists. That's actually the first Oh,
you would probably love him, then, mister I want to
be mam Donnie. No.
Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
I was just saying people know his name. But if
you remember Animal Farm, the pigs like the worst of
the bunch. So I would say pigs can't be in
charge except for New York City. They can run New
York City.
Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
But I think about it this way. If they're doing
a bad job, luau, they just that's a good way
to keep elected officials in line. Oh you're not good,
we're gonna cook you on a spit and we're gonna
eat you. They'd called a cook data m I like that,
like that. Yeah, out of that one, that was very good. Thanks,
(01:45:04):
So so I land back on Chimpanzee.
Speaker 5 (01:45:06):
Then all right, Chimpanzee horse, What did you got Arley?
I can't say an ape because of playing into the
Apes movies, So like anything.
Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
Caesar will get us.
Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
Yeah, I think i'd be good as.
Speaker 5 (01:45:16):
A pet like, okay, I don't think I would.
Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
I'm pretty good at just going along with the flow.
I don't do well when I have to make my
own decisions. Obviously my chores are backing up. Apes. Tell
me what to do, I'll do it.
Speaker 5 (01:45:30):
Structure like all right, elephant, come on now, elephant, big ears,
strong memory, somebody door symbolic through leadership. You don't have
to know that that's true. He's just in a in
a courtroom. How did he get there? It's like trying
to figure out how those cars got inside dealerships.
Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Also, like you're in.
Speaker 4 (01:45:51):
Charge, it doesn't matter how you got there, Like you
got people to figure out how to get you there.
Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
Oh you want to talk about forget exactly?
Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
You want to talk shit about me, I'm just squish you.
Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
Yeah, Like I ran tries to cross the elephant and
the elephant's like you, I'm forgetting this one.
Speaker 4 (01:46:03):
Yeah, you're right, ride our elected official over the fucking
alps like we're goddamn Hannibal.
Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
But also an elephant. An elephant might be good at
like crossing the aisle and be like, hey, remember you
said I passed this exactly. Then we're gonna get healthcare
going for all the other animals. And then you thought
I forgot that, didn't you. No, no, no, donkey, no
no no.
Speaker 4 (01:46:25):
Also, if an elephant was your mayor, then maybe you
could get Tony Jah to be the sheriff. He loves
protecting elephants.
Speaker 5 (01:46:33):
You know now that I thought about it. And he
said elephant, and then you said donkeys. And now I's
like going to are you going to republic?
Speaker 4 (01:46:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:46:40):
People tying in this, the Republican and Democrats.
Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
Him, I'm the best animal, wonderful chunk. I can spend
other things, big ears. Look at the donkey over there,
he's got small ears, said. People think they're big ears,
but compared to mine, they're small. I've got the biggest ears.
Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
I said this chrunk, I said, I have never seen
a chunk is long, never seen it.
Speaker 4 (01:46:58):
Chunk better listen, we've got no problems with trunk size.
Over here, big pause, look at him try my new
trunk phone, looking at me?
Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
Kick some and he kicked a kid behind him backup.
Answer would be beavers. And beavers just look, they just
feel like that'd be badass to have.
Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
Are diligent workers.
Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Man, you know, build damns and ship so I was
kind of beaver thinking. I was kind of along the
lines with ants. But then I thought answer more worker bees.
And it's like if a beaver was running shit, then
like you have the worker mentality. But maybe, like maybe
the Tom Thibodau situation, we get overworked.
Speaker 4 (01:47:34):
Yeah, And I don't know if I could try ready
for the charge, like like like one weekend a month
of beavers just in a shitty fucking mood, just being
a pain in the ass.
Speaker 5 (01:47:43):
But my roads would be fixed in a week. All
my roads would be fixed with beavers.
Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
But counterpoint rivers would be stopped up everywhere.
Speaker 4 (01:47:51):
Yeah, Like, you couldn't elected beaver in San Marcus. It
would fuck up the whole. A lot of places to
be flooded Texas, so many flooded places, and it's like, dude,
we don't we don't need another damn here.
Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
I had already had a fucking damn man. You can't
just you answered everything. You can't just be building damns.
Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
I had a friend that went to San Marcus for
memorial deck would have ruined his weekend. We had a
beaver in charge. Shout out to the Bobcats.
Speaker 5 (01:48:14):
More a Bearcats guy. Myself Stills. No shout out Sam Houston,
Harvard of Southeast.
Speaker 4 (01:48:21):
I will say, though, Bobcats or Bearcats, they do have
a good recruit. One of Memorial High School's UH players
is just signed there and they are in the state championship,
are about to be probably, so there you go, you
go win. All I will say as much as fuck
Sam Houston.
Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
The color scheme is, Man, do you want they need
an n IL sponsor.
Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
Memorial High School? Well, I think their parents pay well
enough for that athlete.
Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
I mean, I'm just saying we could take another Gravey ad.
Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
He's already there.
Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Well already he.
Speaker 5 (01:48:51):
Can still get in.
Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
I ol money. That's true. Free burger once a week in.
Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Most college no to free money. Hey do you want
to do this podcast? All you gotta do is come
on the podcast and we'll give you free ship and like, yeah,
all right. He had two dudes do that from a
national championship team.
Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
That's true. I miss those guys.
Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
First first nil donors in Sam Houston football history was
past the gree podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:49:16):
Fun fact about us.
Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
A lot of people think I don't give back to
my community, and I.
Speaker 4 (01:49:20):
Say I do.
Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
And then also when they call me to ask donations
to the school. I say, can my name go on something?
And they say, well, not for that much money, And
I say, well then no, Just give me a brick. Yeah, like,
give me something that my name goes on. Dude, Like,
I don't fucking care. All I want is the Alex
Middleton Communications Building, brought to you by the dan Rather Communications.
Speaker 4 (01:49:40):
I don't know why every college doesn't do that where
you can just like, yeah, well that didn't work out.
Great champions won a championship. Yeah, probably champions. I would
I would buy a fucking Texas State brick and a heartbeat,
that's my brick right over there.
Speaker 1 (01:49:55):
Or you can't do the west Ham thing where like
we still have no idea where the brick is. It's
very possib They didn't even they could have even not
put it out there.
Speaker 4 (01:50:02):
Oh yeah. If you think for a second I would
even go find my brick on campus, you're out of
your mind. I just beg I have one. It's a
mystery ware.
Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
But they did give me confirmation that they they put
it out there. They're like, hey, we put it out there,
all right. I guess I'll take your word for it
because I'm not going to England.
Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
Yeah, not trying to get acid thrown on my face.
I don't want to go to London, dude, Sorry, I
heard it falling.
Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
Yeah, and the bridges they hear are not grat either.
Maybe they need to get some beavers over to London.
Speaker 4 (01:50:29):
And what's the most famous song about your city? Our
bridge fell down?
Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
No, it is oh, East London, it's mighty fun. East
London is mighty fund It's foot it's Fanny and west
Ham O. East London is mighty fun.
Speaker 4 (01:50:46):
Still not better than London Bridge's fallen down. Not more
famous anyway, true, but but a fire song nonetheless, fire song,
fire song? All right, So, horse, elephant, chimpanzee, chimpanzee in
a suit answers. I don't want a naked or a
diapered up chimpanzee. He can wear the diaper under the suit.
Speaker 5 (01:51:08):
Plenty of politicians have done it before, most of them,
I would say.
Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
A lot of them recently, most for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
All right. Last question of the week is from Hungry
hazza Is, who emailed us this question. Hungry his a says,
how big would a slug have to be before you
called the cops?
Speaker 4 (01:51:31):
So I'm gonna say if it was like three feet
tall and like six feet wide, I'd be like, we've
got alien invaders situation going on, somethings up. You call
cops on a slug if it was three feet tall
and five feet wide.
Speaker 5 (01:51:44):
Your fucking nark.
Speaker 4 (01:51:46):
I'll nark on a slug all day. Actually no, I'd
probably just grab a handful of salt.
Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
Yeah, fuck you. I was like just gonna get some
fucking Morton saw, Like, what's that bitch?
Speaker 4 (01:51:53):
I hope he shows up. I'll fucking eat a cow
in front of them.
Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
I'll just melt you, motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
Yeah, you're right. I would never call the cops. I'd
just I'd salt it.
Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
If there was a snail or a slug that was
like one hundred feet tall, I'd still be like, whatever, dude,
salt salt, salt, salt, salt, salts. I would like at
eight it like they did on Star Wars extent. Instead
of like tripping it, I would just draw lines of
salt all over the city.
Speaker 4 (01:52:16):
Salt circle it like it's a witch. Yeah. Yeah. Like
I was never a salting slugs kid, because you know,
I'm not a serial killer. I didn't just murder anything
that I came across. But if a slug was big enough,
I would not hesitate to salt the shit out of it.
Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
I usually just kind of like let them mind their
own business.
Speaker 4 (01:52:33):
If it's big enough to where I think it's a
threat to me, you're getting salted.
Speaker 1 (01:52:37):
Do you think any slug would be a threat to you?
Speaker 4 (01:52:39):
If it was three feet tall and five feet wide, Yes,
three feet tall, that's all big slug, Dude, I could
take out a snail. That's a big ass fucking slug.
You could take out a slug. Yeah, it was salt.
Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
Was it weird that if it was a snail that
was like ten feet tall? I feel like I would
just be like, what's.
Speaker 4 (01:52:57):
That, buddy? Yeah, I'd try and ride that.
Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
I would try to be friends with it.
Speaker 4 (01:53:00):
A shell to sit on?
Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
Is it SpongeBob?
Speaker 4 (01:53:02):
That ruin? That We just all to think that they
all snails are Gary?
Speaker 8 (01:53:07):
Ha ha?
Speaker 4 (01:53:08):
Come on, Gary. Gary was a baller, He rocked, so.
Speaker 5 (01:53:13):
I think that maybe made us more gentle towards snails also.
Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
But snail, you can touch it without getting slimy. You
can't do that with a slug. It's just a slugs
leave like a trail of cum behind him. It's fucking gross,
that's true. It's like snotty cum that they're just leaving
on the sidewalk. You know, you ain't clean this up.
Maybe I should have salted. Honestly, don't remember coming across
many slugs as a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
Frogs. I used to.
Speaker 4 (01:53:38):
I used to lift up the little uh water catcher
things in the neighborhood, try and find frogs in there. Slugs,
not so much.
Speaker 5 (01:53:44):
You've gone gigging frogs.
Speaker 4 (01:53:46):
No, I don't like to anally assault animals.
Speaker 1 (01:53:49):
I gigging frogs.
Speaker 4 (01:53:50):
You put your thumb up a frog's ass.
Speaker 5 (01:53:52):
No, that's where you have spikes.
Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
You just like spear them.
Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
Oh I thought you gigged them.
Speaker 5 (01:53:58):
No, that's that's like Aggie do that.
Speaker 4 (01:54:00):
Yeah, I thought that's where it came from.
Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
No, that's so I don't know, Like gig them is
what I just thought, meant like stab them, like get
them Aggie's.
Speaker 4 (01:54:07):
I've honestly never known that. That's what gigging is is statue.
Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
I know, gigging frogs is like it's like a pokey,
like you know those things you pick up trash with.
Speaker 4 (01:54:16):
I would totally do that because then you can fucking
fry hm up, have some frog legs.
Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
You ever volunteer and help your community and definitely not
had community service because it's the court ordered you too.
Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
Because I totally not court ordered service inside an air condition.
Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
I like to give back to my community, you know,
and not just because the judge tells me, even though
they might sometimes, but they give you a little stick
poker thing and it's like a long version of that.
You just yeah, eat the frogs chicken. I only did
it one time. I felt bad, but like it was
kind of a cool experience.
Speaker 4 (01:54:44):
I never had. My grandmother loved frog legs.
Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
But you know, I don't love frog legs. But I
was like, not in the city, and my friend was like, yo,
you want to go gigging frogs? I was like, I
absolutely want to do that.
Speaker 4 (01:54:55):
Are we gonna cook them afterwards? Because I want to
If we're gonna kill it, let's cook.
Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
His uncle did it, and like we were drunk enough
to be like, let's go gigging frogs.
Speaker 4 (01:55:02):
There's skinny chicken wings at that yourself. Like I was
in the South, all right, maybe lemon.
Speaker 1 (01:55:06):
Pepper some of them frogs up, I remember, but they
were good.
Speaker 4 (01:55:09):
By the way. The other night, I made some ramen
and threw some lemon pepper in there too. I invented
a new great thing. Get a little chili sauce, put
it on top of that. I didn't have any chili sauce.
I had a giant container of lemon.
Speaker 5 (01:55:20):
That works, chili christ Man, chiliris, chili oil, ye, chili
oil good.
Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
I do the peanut butter noodles with that. Put the
peanut butter in there, stirred all around. Maybe get a
little green onions, mix it on top, and then put
the chili sauce on top of it.
Speaker 4 (01:55:33):
Last time I did that, I hadn't way too much
peanut but go basically just peanut butter noodles that I
was eating.
Speaker 5 (01:55:40):
And I could eat peanut butter nods for every meal.
Speaker 4 (01:55:41):
It was great. Now it's peanut butter lemon pepper noodles.
I might change the game. Maybe I will report back
to you tonight. Actually, and you know that the night
before that, I had ramen and I put some maple
syrup on it, just to try it out. It was
fucking good, like you're in college all over again. Yeah.
I basically was at the point where I've just been
(01:56:03):
to make real food, and then I've just been grabbing
ramen plus whatever next ingredient I see in my pantry.
Speaker 1 (01:56:09):
You just desire you some money, but yeah, but we
can get you.
Speaker 4 (01:56:12):
No, I'm good. I just I live very simply. I
haven't had a vegetable in two weeks, Harley, How big
would a slug I have to be before you call
the cops?
Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
And also, like you call the cops every animal control
because I just call animal control. But yeah, there's a
fucking sluges.
Speaker 4 (01:56:23):
Or animal cops?
Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
What are they? What are they gonna do? That's what
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:56:29):
I don't know what it's gonna do. What color is?
This was the slug, but I don't want to find
the dark shad.
Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
I don't know what color it is. I don't see color.
But you guys might need to come check this out. Sirts,
raise your hats.
Speaker 4 (01:56:41):
He has half hands.
Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
I don't think he has hand They killed.
Speaker 4 (01:56:44):
Him, officer. I don't know what color the slug is,
but I can tell you he is not white. We're
gonna need you to get out here expeditiously.
Speaker 1 (01:56:53):
I don't know what he was doing, but I didn't
lack it. I don't think he lives in this neighborhood.
I think he does live in that neighborood. Isn't backyard.
Speaker 4 (01:57:01):
And I haven't seen him speak yet, but the amount
of discharge behind him, I assume there's a lot of
phlegm in his language. If you might want to show quickly.
Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
And look, you can say that he's fine to be
on this land. But there's no rules on stolen land,
is what I've been told, all right, and this is my.
Speaker 4 (01:57:15):
Land, all sir. If you don't get here quick, I'm
gonna purge the shit out of this slug. And there's
little kids watching.
Speaker 1 (01:57:21):
So I got my salt out. Now you don't get
here and timely matter to the bug assault using.
Speaker 4 (01:57:30):
That I used to have one of those. That's funny.
Didn't you get two? No, that was for the restaurant
we bought them.
Speaker 1 (01:57:41):
Yeah, all right, slugs did not have slugs on all right,
tener it.
Speaker 4 (01:57:47):
But I'm glad that.
Speaker 5 (01:57:48):
I'm glad to tell you this.
Speaker 4 (01:57:49):
They'd make a shitty politician.
Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
And I also feel like I need more stuff from
Hungry his Eye. All right, Hungry is a welcome to
the pod, please keep coming. Maybe Harley brought Hungry his
Eye this one of your guys. Else you never heard
of a dude or chick in my life. You don't
have any friends named hungry his ah No, not that
I know of. Well that's all you do now, now
you do, and hungry is a You're part of the team.
(01:58:12):
All right, all right, gang, let's wrap things up. I'm
at Alex J. Middleton and all socials. Pat's at not
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Speaker 4 (01:58:27):
Give us follow all the socials.
Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
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you're commenting what's in your pocket on let's know what
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(01:58:50):
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Speaker 4 (01:58:52):
This is somebody's like, just do one s up?
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I might poop, not gonna do it?
Speaker 5 (01:59:00):
Hashtag pat chores and then let him know what chy
he has to do?
Speaker 1 (01:59:06):
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podcast that that's for them, all right at Past Gary
pod and all socials. Let's do our random celebrity generator gang.
Who you guys want to go with? Robin Williams, Robin Williams, Harley.
Speaker 4 (01:59:48):
Girard Way.
Speaker 5 (01:59:50):
Try I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 1 (01:59:55):
Jackson Dart, Jackson Dart, Girard Way and Robin Williams.
Speaker 4 (02:00:02):
Can you imagine if we had ever got a movie
with Robin Williams and Adam Sandler and Jackson they would
have never had to make an actual word.
Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
Omar Shariff, Bill Shoemaker, James May, Reggie White, Orson Wells,
George C.
Speaker 5 (02:00:17):
Scott, Dion Sanders and Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1 (02:00:19):
Got two football players in What's Up? Yeah, Robin Williams,
Jackson Dart and Gerard Way, Patrick Rafter, the Kinks, Neil Frasier,
Ivan Lindall, Slide in the Family, Stone Satchel Page, Marlon
Brando and Axel Rose. All Right, Jackson Dart, Robin Williams,
(02:00:41):
Girard Way, one more time, Renee Russo, Henry Armstrong, Barbarer
Streuss and Michael Chang, Carroll Smiley, vic cixis the Birds
And I'm not gonna even try to pronounce that lady's name.
Speaker 4 (02:00:57):
But let me give it a shot and tracks us
Sanchez Vicario sure so, not at Aaranska ring stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
Yeah, not not that one. But hey, have a great
rest of your week and invent some new shapes if
you can. You know, shape shift a little bit this week.
Speaker 4 (02:01:17):
Tell us your favorite shape.
Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
Yeah, tell us your favorite shape in the comments and
until we talk to you next time.
Speaker 5 (02:01:22):
Past the gravy, Yeah, bitches.
Speaker 1 (02:01:26):
Bravy, gang gang gang.
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