Pass The Gravy #671: Koallabies

The guys talk about the World Cup, smear campaigns, and athletes gambling on games. They also learn about Australian animals and Brazilian soccer players


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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past the grave. Great we goin fishing for your bitch
today with Junkie Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead
and lick camp. We'll get rich today, Rich.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Happy Gravy Days Past the Gravy Episode six hundred and
seventy one. I'm your close personal friend Alex the moon
Dog Middleton with my good buddy Pat the sun Dog
Dion and welcome back our good buddy, Harls Barkley.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
How's it going, buddy, doing well, doing well? Good to
have you welcome by Carter. I was like, oh, you know,
welcome back Carter. Don't. He wouldn't have got their reference.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I just I haven't either. I yeah, Willcoomberg, dude, boo boo.
I only know that because Ry Ryan, who I work.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
With, is old. That is the wait? Is that what
the welcome back Song's?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Savor it song? No?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I think it was he invented it nineteen fifteen when
they made that song. Ah, yes, yes, they invented the penny.
That's the great depression that was before that. The great
Depression is the twenties. This was ramping up to the
we were in the even the Roaring twenties. The eighth
Great Depression was.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Say, this was ramping up the Great War. World War
one was nineteen eighteen, right.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
You know what, say what you want about it. I
never thought it was that great.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Well, and just strictly terms of warfare and death, it
was great, not in it being a good thing, but
just in terms of scale, it was grand. The Grand
War is what they should have called it.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
They should just call it the Bad War. I would
have called it that.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
It seems like all war to me, as an anti
war guy myself. You guys know that about me. All
wars bad. So I've just called it the bad War.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Well, it was bad.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
But if you think about it this way, do we
call it the Great War because we won it?

Speaker 6 (02:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I think it was called the Great War because World
War two haven't hadn't happened yet, So it was World
War One?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
But like, do we call it the Great War? Did we?
And then like who was it was? Italy was in
the first one, right, as Mussolini has Musso.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
No, that's World two. The Germans.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
So okay, it was always the Germans. It was always
the Germans, always the Germans. Guys, like, what did they
call it the bad War? Because they were like, that
was obviously bad.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Well, they didn't say, when you lose the World War,
you just kind of have to eat ship for the
next two decades.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
But like they like, we tell everybody it's that. But like,
do you think, like like Zibad war, that was the
bad war.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I think they just try and gloss over both of
the wars as much as possible. I would. They're like, listen,
we know we did some funked up ship, but check
out our tourists going to waffle House during the World Cup.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Huh everybody love for sure, We'll get to that for sure.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Also, it was a bad war, but it was good
in the fact that after that one there were like, hey,
what if we don't do chemical weapons anymore? And the
whole world was like, yeah, good call.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
It was so great. They were like, we should do
this again. You guys wanna it back, but this time
let's try and fight genocide.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
The whole war, they were just fucking around and finding out.
They're like Hey, we're gonna throw mustard gas at you
and then the wind would shift and they just gas
their own troops.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, World War One was Agent Orange.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
It's also I thought that was the president.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
It's definite thing.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Speaking of the President. He was at the finals game,
so that that seemed like hell. But like the final,
I don't want to talk about the President, but like
the the finals going on, the Stanley Cup and then
the World Cup getting ramped up, like I don't know,
I was. I was trying to explain to my wife yesterday,
but she doesn't get it because like she's she's a girl.

(03:47):
It's one of the best two to three week periods
of the year, I feel like, because you can just
hop in the chat with the boys. Like I just
was texting you. I was like, dude, the Golden Knights,
gold fucking pops on these jerseys and Pat was like
it fucking pops and I was like, I mean, I
guess they said Golden Nights, so you do. But it's
like I just was texting you about the game. Like
I was just texting my brother about Jalen Brunston the
other day. It was like, well, I know that Jalen
Brinston's obviously the finals team is like everybody's watching it

(04:10):
all like your boys are watching the same one game
a night. It's fun that, like everybody's kind of dialed
into it. Like this fucking bullshit called Whimy's a bit.
You're like your group chess like, hell yeah, he is
fucked that guy. Like they're like, it's one of the
few times that we're all like the Super Bowl probably
is that way, but like usually you're watching your team,
I'm watching my team.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Sometimes you'll comment because you're catching something from my.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Team or whatever. It is, like it's awesome just being
like fuck, yeah, dude, sick goal, And like the whole
chat's like, yeah, sick sick goal. That was really sick
this guy. This is one of the most guys being
dudes two week periods of the year.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Even though it's like Satan versus Hitler in the NBA Championship,
because nobody wants root for San Antonio or New York sports.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't think New York's is bad. The Knicks are
not as bad as all of the other New York
sports so.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Just because they're sad at this point because it's been well,
the Jets since they've won anything. Yeah, but the Jets
are still like it's football, so like if you can't
root for anything New York, I don't know, I'm trying.
You can root for the Giants, but the Jets are
just bad, pathetic, where like it's fun to ship on
them the Knicks' and it's just because they're playing San Antonio.

(05:17):
That's the only reason. I don't even remember where I
was going with any of this.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
It's Satan against Hitler.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, I remember saying that, but I don't remember what
the point of.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
It, because nobody wants to root for New York or
San Antonio.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Oh yeah, Okay, this even though it's too everybody hates
in Houston, it still boils down to everybody online getting
to go what a fucking ref shows have been so bad?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I mean, which it was David. It just blatantly was like,
hey that women, Yama guy, we gotta get this. We
can't have a sleep, can't have.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
A sweep, and just blatant about it.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
We thought he could win some games, but like sometimes
he passes the ball to his teammates back when his
teammates not looking, and then just absolutely is an abortion
of a player when it comes out to clutch time,
but like that's fine.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
The French couldn't come up big when they needed to,
folded under pressure. Such a wow, what a bitch, bust
What a bitch?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
When bust Yama?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
When bitch Yama?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Fucking never gonna be good, never gonna be good, never
gonna be good. It's not but ittastic.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
And the NBA games have been exciting down to the
wire each one.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, they're both pretty good, they're both pretty good. But
Vegas and in Caroline has been a lot of fun
as well, just a.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Series where everyone thought it would be low scoring because
both teams played such good defense, Like, wait, it's the Finals.
We're gonna give the most exciting finals of all time.
Ninety goals a game, yep.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
And then also like there's gonna be a time in
every single game where it looks like a team's pulling
away and then there's like three goals in two seconds
and you're like, how the fucking how did this happen?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
And there's gonna be a goal called back Almost every.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Night trying to put my kid down to bed is insane,
Like that game. It's it's like I feel like I'm
watching I think it's a fever dream. Like I'll be like,
all right, cool, it's bath time. I got the iPad,
I can check the score. I'm like, all right, cool,
it's it's two nothing, all right, it's what the fuck?
How is it three?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Too?

Speaker 5 (07:13):
And it's like I was gone for ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
What do we do here? You can't funk around?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
You can you can't.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
You gotta do try this. I don't know if this
is Kosher's parents, but you know how like when you
need your dog to go to sleep, you put them
in the keny. You just throw a blanket over the kennel.
Have you tried that with the crib? You just throw
me in there to throw a blanket over the top, Like, okay,
go to bed night like a bird. Yeah, it's dark,
they'll go right to bed. It'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, you can try that. We gotta do the songs
at night. We gotta sing Bubbles and Old McDonald's farm.
You read books and it's the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Or you could be like, hey, we're gonna pay hide
and go seek. I'm gonna close the door. You'd be
quiet and count to one hundred sheep.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
That would wear a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I'm just kidding. I'm just throwing out ideas.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
That I would really stay to this for football season.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh, you just change the animal each time, right, But
like I can only get away, like and she's getting older,
so she's getting smarter, like and like she's gonna be
two next week, so like in I got like three
years and then she's gonna be smarter than.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Put some lead in her milk so she doesn't get smarter.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
I don't want I don't want to affect her, you know.
I want her to be way smarter than me, I know.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Or happier though, don't you want your children to be happy.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
But I want her to be smart enough to take
care of me.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
You know. Good point, that's it. Ye, retirement doesn't exist
for our generation. I'll be yeah, yeah, she's gonna hope
our kids get good enough with AI.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Well, we're trying. We've been trying. The basketball stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
We're working on Kaitlyn Clark two point oh, but like
not a problematic Kaitlyn Clark. She's gonna be like the
cool Kaitlyn Clark. Kaitlyn Clark is I think Kaitlyn Clark
is cool, but apparently I don't know. I gotta stop
going on threads. I checked. I I've started checking threads
like and I try and do like the three scrolls,
and then sometimes you just get lost in the comments
because everything is just confrontational and I can't stop looking

(08:55):
at it, and I don't try and comment as much.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Part of me wants to join threads just as much.
It was a thing.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
It was a thing I was doing.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
No, because if you get kicked off, then you get
your Instagram and the way to link it.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, can I start a threads that isn't linked to
my Instagram? Just they do have an alternate email that
I don't use. Yeah, try that.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Threads is the worst though, but I do check it.
You got you gotta check. You gotta know your enemy.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, just have like a ridiculous screen name that I
know will make everyone hate me right away.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
But I did see so like i've been because of
the Winter Olympics. They're just very anti America hockey. And
they're problematic because they went to White House and all
this stuff. Carter Hart bad guy, better player than than guy, quitted,
Brett Howden better player than guy. I'll both quit it.
But but like they're really pissed about Carter Hart and

(09:47):
they're like a lot of these fans on the threads
have based their entire fandom of hockey on that they
watched Heated Rivalry. And then I saw this week that
the Heated Rivalry guy had an old your book photo
come out and he had drawn a Nazi symbol on
his face. But he says his friends did that, and
I's like, I want to be like, oh, you guys
can't like that show now?

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, who on their own face in your book?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, that's why his story of it being a friend
was probably true. But I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no, we're just going We're going, We're going with
that story. We can't defend this show anymore.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Also, what if the friend that did it was Indian? Huh,
that's true. It's originally an Indian symbol.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I went to an Indian market one time and there
was a whole thing of like it was like a
candle holder that had little swasikas on it, and my
brother and I.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Were like, what is that? Damn? Why didn't all the
Nazis got this far east? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I was like, what's going on? And they're like, no,
this is like it means unity. It was like a
religious thing and it was hijacked. And I was like, oh, okay,
I'm gonna I.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Want to talk to some old Indian people sometimes, like
how pissed were you guys at Hitler?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Do you think? Who do you think is more pissed?

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Like the religion? The Indian religion? Is it Buddah?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't know what it is? Hindu?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Hindu?

Speaker 6 (11:02):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I don't know whatever religion is that uses the swastika
as a religious symbol. Was it that religion or was
it Charlie Chaplin fans because the Nazis took both of
those away from them.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, but Jordan brought it back for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Or was it Jewish people?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Third?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Third up?

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Probably Jewish people, Okay, not including Jewish people.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yeah, I would say probably Indian people because they're like.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
You don't think Charlie Chaplin stands. I mean, like I said,
as their hero.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Wasn't that good of a mustache? Though? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
But it was iconic for Charles And then you're like
this fucking little dictator, motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
But with fashion, it's cyclical or anything. It would have
gone away one way.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Fascism is what you're thinking of.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Ud think about that though, it's just like a religious
symbol that like after nineteen like forty six, you just
it had to go away. You couldn't use fair which
is fair? What if like Hitler had just turned the
cross like kind of sideways, like Christians just couldn't use
the cross anymore?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Be very different. There was that Amazon show.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
You know, if he wanted to a tower or whatever,
he should have used the Star of David as the
Nazi symbol and just flipped it on him. That would
have really pissed him off.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Well, there was that Amazon show where it was like
if the like the other side.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Of one World War two, how like Man in the
Heights Tower.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yes, that one, Like I never watched it, but the
concept of it was interesting, and it was like, yeah,
I guess shit, it would have been a lot different, huh.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
I never watched it because I was like, they just
keep not taking into account.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
I just knew we weren't gonna lose like USA undefeated.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Baby, but you're not gonna conquer the Deep South and
the Appalachians. I don't know if you know this. Afghanistan
has never been conquered because they're all in the mountains.
And hills. What the fuck do you think hillbillies are
gonna do if an advancing army tries to move their
way through Appalachia, They're just all gonna disappear. Happened with
the fourth Regiment? We don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
They went to a holler and they never came out.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
You ever hear of Roanoak, Buddy, get ready for Roanoak
two point zero? Except for a whole army, But the
triangle is just in the middle of Kentucky. What the
fuck happened?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
You fucked, Bud.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
You fucked Like Vietnam. We were playing like rock music
over the helicopter speakers. In that war, it would have
just been you. Hear Banjos in the entire armies, like
we fucking surrender, We're out. You hear Banjos in the woods,
You're like, all right, I'm done. Yeah, Yeah, I've seen deliverance.
Nothing good happens at home field advantage.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Don't come over here? What else did I have a
pre come segment? I do think we need to start
taking the word grape backfellas. I don't know about you, guys,
and this isn't content that I choose to consume, But
I feel like the word grape has been watered down
and actually like ruined, speaking of people repurposing.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Things made serious in the way it shouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Well, the word, like the actual fruit grapes I think
are suffering from this because I feel like I've not
wanted grapes as much.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Like my kid eats grapes with a lot of meals.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I have to chop them up into like fourths and
eight so she won't choke on them, and like a
lot of times, like you know, Daddy just tastes a
little bike because it's like they're dope. Sometimes you get
the cotton candy.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Ones are like yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
But I feel like I've been doing it less and less,
and I don't know if it's just because like now
instead of saying rape, you have to say grapes. So
they're like, oh, so, so and so is a part
of grape, And it was like, what stop saying that
with grapes, Like it's those are innocent grapes that I
feel like we are now ruining their appeal unless you're
using them as anal beads. I don't really know where

(14:26):
that goes with that, but okay.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Well, you could sexually assault some of this, you could.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
You could, but like, like I feel like I'm not
really upset about corn and porn. You can see you
can keep using that. But like like when they're like, yeah,
he so and so is graped, I'm like that being
graped seems like initially it was like five years ago,
being graped was like, dude, you get to eat just
a ton of grapes.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
This guy got wasted on wine. And now it's like,
oh no, yeah we got.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Let's just remove the filters and let people use the
words for what they actually are. Is that eventually the
AI you know, a I was gonna be running all
it and they're gonna make well, grape is the new
words now if you're like I had a grape smoothie,
your post just won't go out to the masses. Also
side note, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Because that's why they do it.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
So they don't want to get censored on the social media.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
So it's like I can't talk about I'm not supposed
to talk about rape, So instead I'm gonna still talk
about it. I'm just gonna call it grape. And it's
it's like that, don't don't do that to grapes.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I know you and your wife have been drinking some wine.
What you do? You have a white, nice white wine,
freeze some white grapes and put those in your wine
to keep them cold as ice cubes. It's game changing.
And then you get a little boozy grape at the
end of your glass wine.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
But see, getting graped would be doing that, like getting
waste on, wasted off of some frozen grapes and your
white wine like that used to be. But getting graped
to us nowadays you say like, yeah, I got me
and my wife we got graped last night. And they're like, what,
oh my god, are you okay? Do we do we
need to drive you to the hospital so they can
do a test on you. You're like, no, what are

(15:54):
you talking? We got we got lit, dude. It was awesome,
Like getting grapeda was awesome. Who was there you talking about?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
There's a go for one in the tournaments? Uh whatever?
Pga even was two weeks ago and after he went yeah,
we're gonna go get some grape talking about drinking something, Yeah,
I was like I like.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
That, I do too, And they made fun of him
for it, and I was like, no, that's sick. But
like I think maybe he was also trying to take
grape back.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
He's just ahead of the game.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
We're anti rape.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
We are pro grape on this podcast.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
I don't think they're not the same thing. We should
all everybody go out, let's take a stand stand hashtag
stand with grapes.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Stand with grapes, all right, hashtag stand with grapes in
the comments.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Everybody on YouTube go out this week and send us
a picture of you with some grapes so we can know,
like grapes, we see you. Grapes are on I feel
like they're not being represented equally right now, and they
should be. We're taking it back. We need to take
back grape culture. Yeah, yeah, Like grape culture is not

(16:53):
your assault costume, all right, say and then it's like
that's you could just I do like like san Antonio
and Santenio, fuck you, you should be associated with bad things,
but also like sexual assault, sexual assault. I guess we're
gonna this is gonna get censored anyway, whatever, dude, we
already say anything. We're not gonna put this clip out

(17:17):
or we will when you're like, why does it past
the grape have better numbers because we still say ship
like that and we don't say grape.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
And corn to eight hundred thousand views incoming.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
I don't know, I don't adult, don't say words, and.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
We don't talk to you like your children, and don't
know what those words mean, even though we know the
fruit of the.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Day is crape.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I don't know, man, it's grapes. And then there's a
lot of people just talking about grape online. That's also
like that's like an entire.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Where it's just like like we're still talking rape or
actual grape.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
No, the other see that again, stolen valid, grape, stolen
valor grape fun, rape bad. They should not be like
there should never be any confusion, and there could be
a lot of confusion with this, you know, like when
your mom's like, what are they talking about this person
got they got graped? Or do they love wine?

Speaker 5 (18:07):
It's like, no, that's not that's not it.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
The west Ham owner isn't being accused of giving a
lot of women wine. We probably did, but that.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Wasn't why their mauth even advantage.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Turn turns out the porn guy that owned west Ham
wasn't a great guy. The big British porn guy not
a great guy.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
That's a show I'd watch forget about the bakeoff.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's just west Ham, the big British porn off.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
It's just funny.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Apparently he got he got a lot of women to
get on some stuff because they did some stuff to him,
whether or not they wanted to.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
And only you should probably sell a team then, But
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
If only we had a couple, we had like one
hundred million dollars where he could buy west Ham. God,
we'd save that team.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Well, I mean we'd save them, bro. But if game
Stop can offer money they don't have, we can offer
money we don't have.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
No, we're not rich. You have to be rich to
offer money you don't have. We're not there yet.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Hey, I mean you can offer they don't have to
accept the offer.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
I'll find the funding later.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
We need to. We need to reach out to whoever
is like with the grape company, Welch's, Welches reach out
to Welch's. Harley, can you reach out to Welch's and
be like, yo, we need to do a clab and
then they'll be like, cool, here's a lot of money.
You guys are very pro grape and then we'd like
to buy west Ham. You can sponsor west Ham's jerseys,
got you west Ham sponsored by Welch's.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
We'll just force a rivalry with uh, whoever Ryan Reynolds
team is.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I always forget Wrexham.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, we'll make a rivalry with them. We're gonna be
in the same division next year, aren't we.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Or someone below same league. Yeah, we're gonna fuck them
up a rivals mill Wall down there. But yeah, we'll
also have a little rivalry with Wrexham.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, you got them if me and you were the owners. Hey,
guaranteed the wife of one of our owners is in
a bitch that's in a lawsuit. Yeah, boom, Emma gives
us plus pr right there there we go perfect all right.
Speaking of grapes too, I h how many times have

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you just made like a single use purchase? Because the
other day I was staring at a bottle of Pinia
Colada mixed in my freezer and I realized, oh, like okay, yeah,
because I realized I wanted it, and I made one.
Penia Claudas don't hit the same when it just poured
over ice cubes. So I bought a blender so that
I could actually properly make Pinia coladas and after I

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made the Pinia coladas last night, I very quickly realized
I don't want to fucking clean a blender ever. This sass.
So it's it's just in my fridge now, it's empty
in my fridge. That's what I do with plates that
I don't want to wash. I put them in the
fridge so they don't stink up the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's actually pretty smart.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, like I know what they're like. Good, you just
pour soap and water in there and blend it. I
know it's easy. I don't want to. But now if
I start buying grapes smoothies, I think I'm gonna become
a smoothie guy.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Now, a little tiny baby one that just goes upside
down and you can drink out of it when you're
done with it.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, but those are smaller and like more than the
price of the blender that I bought. It's a good blender,
fair argument. So we might have to have some Penia
Colada parties.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
So I'm it's dude in summer, bro I'm buried down,
Harls You down to come do some some Penia clada parties.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
Oh yeah, my middle name is Penia c I'll.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Need to order some little umbrellas off of Amazon for
the drinks.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I got a lot of weekends where it's me making
sure two kids are cool and alive. But we can
do that with the boys over.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Oh dude, one of my complexes. Pools is like right
outside of my door too. I can just start doing
Pina coladas in the mid day.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
That'd be sick. We'll have a little pena day.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
We're gonna have a lot of fun, a a lot
of fun.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Ah print that shirt that ship merch idea pass to
a Penia clada fest.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
That's great that we talked about grapes because before then
I really thought I would just bought a single use
blender that I wasn't gonna use again until I needed
Penia coladas. But now I'm gonna become a smoothie guy
this summer. But that I get my fruits in.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Like when I bought I bought a chopper when I
was like, I was like, oh, you can just chop
onions with like two little pushes. And then I was like,
I don't want to clean this shit. It sucks. It's like,
guess what I'm gonna do? Just chop onions. I get
a normal person cleaning things that you have to disassemble,
Like how long it takes to Yeah, and you gotta
get that a little part and there's a little piece done.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
You're like this rusher didn't touch that? What's going on here?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Done?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah? Once you do it, it's like the inevitable.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
A knife may take more time, but like I can
wash it in two seconds.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
It's gonna be the summer of being healthy for pat.
I'm just gonna make a bunch of fruits smoothies. Dude,
You're still counts as healthy even if I'm gonna be
pouring a bunch of rum into it.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
What's your peptide system versus a situation like you gotta
get peptides. I don't know what they are, but they
seem healthy for you because everybody's like, yo, I got
this peptide. I don't.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
I think you just you would just put the powder
in your smoothie.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Peptie powder.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
I'm all about experimenting. Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
What else is the creatine? Those impic coming powders.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Amazon Amazon, Dude, you got to has peptide powder. I'm
buying it right now. I already I came across some
gummy dicks that I put in my car for the
next time next already knows the work, and offer them
to all these girls.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's be a lot of fun you get.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yeah, there's there's the love that who.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Doesn't love gummy dicks? Hey, eat a dick and then actually.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Let that's still gummies.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Gonna be the first person that I said to eat
a dick to and then handed.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
Or that's fair.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
We're chill like that.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Whatever the shape the gummy's in, I think it's still gummy.
Gummy's Rocke month. I'm gonna get to walk in and
be like, hey, I brought use candy for pride.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Eat a dick.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's funny. Yeah, that that is pretty funny. All right.
Last thing I had for a prekime segment is what
do you guys think the best bird you could catch
without like killing it or trapping it? Is the best
bird you could catch that killing or trapp like just.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Catch it with your hands?

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yeah, pretty much, just bare handed catch it.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
I could bare hand catch an ostrich. You're just tackling it.
You're tackling it. Yeah, and think about that, you could.
You don't want to go EMUs their meaner.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Is that the best one? Because I feel like the
easy answer is penguin. That's the best bird, Like, you're adorable.
I probably only have to catch it. Iverbody's gonna be
any buddy, And he just waddles over. What's dude?

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Yeah, all right, we're friends now. That'd be sick.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
And then forget March of the Penguins. Have you tried
to sit on the couch of the penguins? Yeah, give
the penguin. They would love penia coladas.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
They're cold.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
It's perfect for him.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
A pin clada, penguin clada, that's the idea. Yeah, penguin holding.
It's a summer so he's wearing sunglasses.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Yes, oh hey, all right, here's the short idea, Harley,
write this down.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
It's a skeleton with a with a penguin on his
shoulder and a pini in his other hand. And he says,
is pinga colada time somewhere.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
It's five of fool somewhere.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
It's pinga colada times somewhere. We've definitely never done another
shirt idea.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
We're gonna make the most metal shirt of all time.
That only applies to this one segment.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
It's gonna be turn it it's blank somewhere into We're
don't run that into the ground even more. Fuck yeah,
it's pinga colt of time. Or it's just a penguin,
it's a skeleton penguin. Oh, that would be a good one.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Now I can need to buy a penguin hat to
drink my Pinion colada. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, And could you just make it like maybe the
it's the Pittsburgh Penguin's logo bleep that so it's not copyright.
But instead of a hockey steak, he's holding a Pinia colada.
That would be It's a.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Really good idea. This is fantastic. I'm about to have
the back.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Chad Hanks said it two years ago. But you know what,
I'm declaring this one white boy somewmer again. We're gonna have.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Ourselves white boys summer, al right, just drinking ping.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Pinia coladas and a penguin hat by the.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Cool but the coolest, the coolest bird you could catch
without like killing or trapping would probably be a penguin.
Second would be a parrot because you could like talk
to it. Parrots are loud though, Yeah, but like i'd
be chilling that. But like what's that, dude, I caught you.
Now we're boys.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
They lived till like they're eighty. I don't want to
have that kind of commitment to a bird.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
I can leave it like my stuff to them, like
that's tight to ride or die, fly or die.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
I don't know, man, I've seen peacemaker and having a
pet eagle looks pretty dope. Talons. He would definitely tear
me apart.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
Yeah, I'm you're trying to.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
I mean, a flamingo would be tope. That'd be a
cool ass pet. To have a fucking flamingo or a peacock. Yeah,
you have a peacock watching the office on peacock, that
would be sacking. Peng Penguin's the best. Penguin is just
the best, second, best berger, American eagle best one mm
because it's American. There's no American penguins.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah the way.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
American eagle, best bird. Penguin, coolest bird, penguin, coolest bird. Yeah,
ping the coolest bird. Fucking slide down hills on their bellies.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
What about you?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
You think penguin is the coolest thing you can catch?

Speaker 7 (27:14):
Oh for sure, for sure.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I think like.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
A pigeon might just be easy to catch. I think, yeah,
you could definitely catch a pigeon, and I.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Could just feel like you probably gonna catch something else
though if you touch that is true too.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
But I feel like I can just like have it
shipped on people whenever I want it. Here's my enemy.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Hey, you can also they be like squeeze it a
postal service for Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
But if you come across Victor when banana, he's gonna
try and fucking cook and eat it. The French eat
penguins and they like wash.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
It down with a fucking snail. Fucking weirdo French people.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Yeah, and then drinking snail coladas.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, we have the best wine. Oh you must be
drunk on wine if you think eating fucking penguin or yeah, pigeons.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
A mallard would be cool.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Dostart dope, I can catch it, duck for sure, docs
are coolest. Ship pet dot are.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Cool, dude, Yeah, na a lot, But a mallard it's
green a lot.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I mean it looks cool.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
It looks very fancy, like if you have like at
a mallard.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Bro you guys ever heard of the Peabody Peabody Hotel
in Memphis, Tennessee.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Peabody Sherman. No Peabody Hotel fighting. You gotta gotta go
look at reference.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Oh yeah, I really don't have any urge to ever
go to Memphis, so I think I'm good.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
It's pretty sick.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Go go look up.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
You're in line with the rest of the NBA players.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Yeah, last time Memphis was cool was when Derek Rose
was there in college. That's it.

Speaker 7 (28:36):
That's a John Color party.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Shout out to Cayle. But yeah, in Memphis, they have
a hotel called the Peabody Hotel, and twice a day
they have duck marches and they have the little mallards
and this guy takes them from the fountain damn Memphis downstairs,
or he takes them from the mountain downstairs upstairs. They
have a place they live upstairs. They go downstairs to
the fountain and then like a single foul line, they

(28:59):
all get in the fucking little fountain swim and just
hang out and people just lose it.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Can you pet them?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
No, because they're like they're working.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
They're working back out on Memphis.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
But it's like you just like look at these ducks.
They're like this guy comes here, we follow this guy.
We go to this little fountain and we swim around it.
And then at nighttime he comes and he's like, hey, guys,
what's up. Let's go back up to your house.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Is on the roof.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
And then they're like, okay, wat a wattle, wattle, wadle,
water wattle.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
They follow the guy. They go up the elevator like
they get on an elevator. It's sick Peabody Hotel.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Look it up.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Pause this, go look it up. Open another tab on
YouTube and you'll be like, holy shit, that's sick.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Our buddy Mundo, MVP of Pastor Gaby before many times
as he went to the Peabody Hotel, he went to
a concert in Memphis for a day.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
It was like what that you you from Memphis? You've
been there? What do you want it?

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Like?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
What should I do? I was like, rendezvous Ribs guy
to go there, and then if you can go check
out any ducks at the Peabody, go see the Peabody.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
And he was like, the ducks fucked, dude, the ducks
fucked business idea. So you you know how they have
like goat yoga and puppy yoga and all that ship
that people do and you're just rolling around with them
what if and they're always hot yoga. Fuck hot yoga.
I'm not trying to be sweating that ba. Duck yoga,
you do it in a kiddie pool with only about
six inches of water. That way you can still be cool.

(30:15):
You cool down a little bit while you're getting your
exercise in, get some good stretching in, and there's a
little ducks just floating all around you. The whole time.
You can pet them. They do their little duck bill
like nibble on you. So fucking cute, dude, duck yoga.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
I don't hate that. I don't.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
I would. I would fuck around with some duck yoga.
And then if you really wanted to pay extra and
kill the duck and then eat some duck.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
No you don't, or do the duck.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I want it to be a duck that I don't know. Yeah,
but what if I don't want to do yoga with
the duck and I'm gonna have to eat this guy later?
I have a bond.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Dude, if there's a dickhead duck in there, you're just
trying to do your downward face and dog and he
comes up and bites you like haha, joke's on you.
You're gonna be dinner.

Speaker 7 (30:52):
So the rule is you can't name it. If you
name it, then you can't eat it.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
I'll name him Victor and then fucking eat him. Fuck
you Wimby.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
They did that on Survivor.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
There's a season where they would you get the chickens,
and then there's some people like there's always the scene
where like the vegans like, no, you can't kill that.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Look lady, we're eating rice. We're gonna fucking kill the
chicken and eat the chicken. Okay, we're all starving.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
I'll kick this chicken in the head and let make
you watch it die.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
If there was a guy that named the chicken Mark
and he was a vegan, and then the whole tribe
was just chill with Mark or with the guy that
named the chicken, and they're like, yeah, I mean he's cool,
Like I don't know, let's not piss him off, and
like it was just this older Asian guy. He's like
I go feed Mark.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Every morning, I give him, I give him his chicken food,
I do.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
This and like I had a whole routine with him.
And then like the most emotional part of like the
final season the final part of the season was like
he made it to like the next to last year
final tribal council and like he had to let Mark
go and like he just let him in the wild.
He's like, go on.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
It was like that guy's that chicken has been fed.
The chicken has a routine.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
You are moving from the camp, He's gonna get killed immediately.
You just made him live like a month longer that
they congratulations, But it was.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Like after the vegan and then eating the chicken.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Now I haven't watched every season, is right, but there's
the only time I've ever seen like they kept the
chicken the whole time and just didn't eat it. It's like,
don't give it a name because they named it, Like
we can't kill Mark.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
I was there, that would not have flown. I would
like the second I had an opportunity to kill that chicken,
I would have kill the chicken.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I'm on an island.

Speaker 7 (32:17):
Yeah, man, I'm hungry.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
I got tired of eating fish.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah chicken. Yeah, I'm survivor. I get it, But like
I don't want to kill the duck I did yoga with.
If I did the chicken, I probably wouln't want to
kill the chicken either.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
But if I'm hungry, what you say until it turns
into canes for a chicken or something, you just can't
You can't create the bond with what happens until you
see some good duck breasts. That's why I never understood
f f A. And I get that's how cattle. I
understand alex cattle. How do you think cattle works?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Anyways? We think cows before what you think people bought
those things for. I know, I don't think they're just
chilling in a field all day every day, like that's
their whole life.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
But like they're not usually naming them. Yeah, I mean
maybe an FFA.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
They are just like I just never understood, and like
FFA being like I'm gonna raise a pig and then
we're gonna get that pig fucking slaughter. But daddy's gonna
make money off of it. Like I get, like you
can go to scholarships all that stuff, but like I
want to go feed this guy that I'm just gonna
kill in like seven months.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
I get a couple por chops out of it.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I get that, but I don't think you get to
use you sell it to somebody, so you don't even
see the fruits of you labor.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Use the proceeds to buy another pig and eat that one.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
What if we'd made the girl scouts have to like
kill animals to sell like they still jerky, but they
have to kill the animal for the jerky.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
I'm okay with that.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
That would teach them. That would teach the young lady's skills.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, learn about life and death of you you do
have that? You can do this, make some fucking jerky ladies.
All right, what do you guys got a preakme segment?
I feel this is going on for a long time.
I had a lot of ideas this week.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Oh yeah, I just had the single use splender that
now I'm gonna have two uses for I'm excited. I'm
gonna go on a run, grape run. It might give
me diabetes drinking that much peanut colts, but that's okay.
I'm willing to die on that hill you just make.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
You can make fresh grape juice, buy all those grapes,
and then you gotta create an account and just called
the grapist, Pat the grapist, and it's just and my grape.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
I want to make peanut butter and jelly smoothies.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Just ACKed, completely shocked. People are like, what did you
fucking name your thing?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Some guys, welcome back to the rapist.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I'm a grapist. I'm pat and I'm a grapist. What
this is my my grape page. This is where I
show you all the things I make with grapes.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
What yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:42):
What what it's I'm a fruit guy. I'm a frutologist.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Maybe when I go home today, maybe I make a
peanut butter and jelly smoothie where I just put the
bread and peanut butter and jelly in the container and
blend it all up and drink it as a smoothie.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Do it.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
I'll try it. I can start buying ice cream again.
Make ice cream smoothies. Oh God, I'm gonna die this summer.
I'm gonna get so fat milkshakes.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Milkshake.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I guess it's a milkshake. Yeah. What if I call
them ice cream smoothies online just to piss people.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
Off, they would hate you. But it's gonna go viral.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
It's a milkshake. Sorry, I didn't add milk into this,
stupid it's ice cream. Idiot, fucking more.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
That'll go hard on TikTok Crush crush, milkshake, TikTok will
get so mad at me.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Milk talk, shake talk. What do you got for precum Harley? Nothing?
Just saying, oh I did have one.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
More I forgot. I wrote it down. This came to
me today because I was really sleepy at work because
I don't sleep enough, because I'm gonna degenerate energy tasers
at a certain point. You don't want to drink any
more coffee. Just give me a low grade taser that
I could just It's like a smelling salt basically a
smelling salt ball with electricity.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
I got it. I got it. So you remember the
as a kid, the gum, the fake gum.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
That shocked or like the.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Yeah, well, I mean just getting shocked.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
With something maybe, Yeah, they had that. They had the
shock one, and they had the one that was just
the like clip that would like it was like a
mouse trap kind of remember remember that.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
And that wasn't as cool as in shock, but.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Energy I always had. I had to hand the buzzer
that like you tried to take somebody's hands like bat
like that was cool. I didn't really shock him.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
Though I hated the gumb one because I used to
always get gout.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, obviously I want gum.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Yeah, I would just pick hand it to me.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
We did the podcast Hand Me the Gum back in
the day for sh October. We s have an October
theme every every week, and we did Shoctober where we
had shot collars on and Robert would shock us. I
think if we cussed, should we turned we do?

Speaker 4 (36:43):
I think we just let it up to his discretion.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, then we did, and then we just changed to
when he didn't like what we said, which was worse
about every ten secs. So yeah, then we just got shocked.
I think we had to ramp it up each time
it was it was bad. I had like I had
two like dots on my arm where I had moved it.
We started on our neck, and I was like, this
is we can't do it on the neck. This is bad.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Yeah, we're you're using our throats to talk.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
This is terrible. Yeah, So that would probably be like
just I would imagine if if you did that, that's
a good little.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
I think it's just like something that's like the size
of a like a lip bomb, but it just on
your keychain. You're a little sleepy.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Your Apple watches should just come up with that as
like a new feature for the new one, just like
it also can shock you if you need to be
woken up, like mine.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
If you're driving and your or your Apple watch like
senses that your heart beats down too much because you're
getting sleepy, but shock you while you're driving.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Mine tracks my sleep and I'm like, your sleep score
is this? If your sleep score is below a certain thing,
it's like, get up.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
I don't know how you sleep with a watch on.
That's crazy to me because.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
It gives me cool data that I can look at
about Luka, how many r e ms I got?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
You're all about the statistics.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I I I wasn't, And then it's kind of just
fun to see it all in one place, and you're like,
that's me. These are my stats.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I see. Part of the reason too, is I think,
after like three days my Apple Watch, would you need
to go.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
To the holly of that. I had three hours and
eighteen minutes of sleep last night. Fucking kill I don't
know how you fucking do it, man, fucking killed it.
I'm like two days in a row of forty eight
hour or forty eight minutes of rim Like, that's pretty quality.
Hour forty five of course, sleep forty five deep sleep.
One Room's so arrested.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
You're a fucking machine, dude.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
One rooms so arrested.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
At three eighteen four, twenty nine, four forty three, forty four,
two fifty five. You're gonna shoot for four to twenty.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, said, I missed it. But yeah, it's it's cool
to like track that. But that would be a cool
Apple feature, just like your sleep scurse. Waitock watch, Yeah,
it's the shock feature.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
I'll I'll reach out. Who is it still? Tim?

Speaker 6 (38:47):
No?

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Tim Cook's dead? Who's in charge of Apple?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Now?

Speaker 7 (38:49):
No, you're thinking of.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Steve Jobs is dead? Tim Cook? I think just stepped down. Maybe,
but eything is a new guy.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Oh I thought he died. Maybe not. All right, Well,
new guy can reach out. I got some ideas for you. Yeah,
there we go.

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Speaker 5 (40:35):
All right, the World Cup is back this week. Comeback
Kid number one.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Are you guys excited at all?

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Little? No?

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I mean soccer y an't soccer heads like me? I know,
I'm I'm a big, diehard soccer guy.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
I do forget that I'm around people that actually care
about it. Because I was at work today and they
were just talking about like Mexico's playing I think South
Africa or something, and I wouldn't pay attention. I was
like leaning on a little uh wall or like a
little divider wall, and I was like, yeah, go South Africa,
and I was looking away and one of our hosts

(41:10):
just kind of slammed my her fist into my hand.
Had heard a little bit. I was like, oh, yeah,
you guys actually give a shit about this.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
But were Copa were Gold Cup rivals, so we shouldn't.
We're conca cap rivles. We shouldn't move in for Mexico,
they're like our spurs.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
I kind of want to see them do a little
well and then get bounced because then that'll be funny.
But like, good for them, why not let them have
a little something.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Yeah, I like some the Mexico East Alpaez, it's cool.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
I like him. I like Mexico more than I like
San Antonio.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
That makes him like Canada.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
But at least Canada gave us hockey.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
No, it's our sport.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Well, he gave it to us. We took it thing now.
We haven't decided if we want to take soccer yet.
I do. Yeah, but as a country, if.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
We get hockey and soccer in a year, like just
it's gonna be an all time, all time America move
like that'll we got it all now. Oh you're like
rest of the world. You like that sport. It's ours,
hockey ours. We're coming for cricket next, then high lie,
highlight and then cricket.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Yeah whatever. That Mongolian she if we could take.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Cricket from like India and England, then like I think
they're in trouble.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Well, I think before cricket we should go. We should
take rugby. We're already kind of good at that. We're
not great.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
I'll leave it to New Zealand. You can have that.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Well. No, we gave them lord of the rings they
give us. That's true rugby. It's fair trade.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
It's just like shitty your football.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
It is. But it's cool. No it is.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
It's not your rugby is not shitty rugby school.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
It's just not as cool as football.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Nothing nothing football. The world comes back. And what I've
really enjoyed this week is seeing the foreign people come
and like the Germans at waffle House and checking out BUCkies,
and and the people just like not understanding, like how
like wait, you can just get a big gulp. This

(43:03):
is just you can get all of this beverage, Like
I can just fill this whole thing. And I'm like, yeah, buddy,
whatever you fucking want. And it's like you, guys, I
know that America gets shipped on a lot overseas. Oh
fucking Americans, Like this is why we fucking love this place.
Its rocks. We can go fucking oh what time of
day is it? Whatever time you want and go get
a burger anytime.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
I am What can we do? Huck get ready to learn.
Waffle House, buddy.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
You want to get fucking wasted and go eat some
fucking dopeest food. Well, everything's got to be closed, mate, No, no, no, no, no, no,
waffle House. Let's go like what the fuck? I say?
Eight thousand calories? Yeah, and now we're gonna go pass
out after drink it's six. Yeah, it's dope, dude. It
fucking rocks here. That's why we fucking deal with a
bunch of shit. And we were like, fucking dude, merry rocks.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
If you had just said to most Americans, like sixty
years ago, hey guess what like twenty by the twenty twenties,
Germans will be cool and the British will be a
bunch of little bitches, I don't think people would have listened.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yeah, England was like it's too hot. Oh, it's so hot.
It's like, well, yeah, I've been well. I can't think
of another time that the Brits weren't prepared for American
climate at can you. They just really never got over
the Revolutionary War. They really like they didn't watch the film.
They didn't watch the film at all. It's like sometimes
it gets hot over there.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
We carried them to a win so many times after that,
but they're still fucking pissed off about us throwing a
little tea in the harbor and they complained about everything me.
And while the Germans are like America's fucking awesome, We're like,
goddamn right it is, that's why we fought you, yes, like,
and British people are just like, it's so fucking hot, like, yeah,
we've we've been trying to explain air conditioning to Europe

(44:37):
for like sixty fucking years and they just refuse.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Oh, you usually live in this pub over here and
I've never ever had air conditioning. But this is hate?
What's this hate out here?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
It's wice that you may it's oppressive to hate you
have down here. It's fucking eighty six degrees. We haven't
even gotten to summer yet yet. We should have pushed
the World Cup back like a month just to watch.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Lend is gonna just fold. They're fucking going into this
thinking they're gonna dominate, being like.

Speaker 7 (45:04):
We're with the number three team in the world. Fuck
you you you're gonna be.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Yeah, I would say France is a favor and be
like not if you're playing in an American heat, buddy.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
France is pretty fucking good.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
So do you want me to do some gambling gambling
stuff of it?

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I did. All right. This is a little cheat sheet
that I have put together, and then I have a
game that I'd like to play, if that would you
guys like to participate in a game that I made up? Okay,
So the first fact I'd like to share with you
is that there has never been a team that won
the World Cup that had a manager that was not

(45:37):
from their country.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
So if the manager was not native to that country, then.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
They're not gonna win it. So let's just this is
if we're picking winners for the World Cup. That's what
I looked at, every team that has somebody that is
native to that country. So let's just run through it. Argentina, Australia,
Bosnia and Herzegovinia, Cape Verde, Croatia, Chechia, Egypt, France, Germany,
I Ran, Ivory Coast, Japan, Korea, Morocco, Mexico, Netherlands, Norway, Scotland, Senegal, Spain,

(46:05):
and Switzerland. So throwing out the ones of the teams
that no offense are just not gonna win the World Cup,
we have Argentina, France, Germany, Netherlands and Spain. One of
those teams will win the World Cup. I feel like
everybody's picking France and Spain, which get it there.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Spain's a little closer to our latitude and longitude.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I'm gonna go Netherlands, so I picked Netherlands. Might be
too hot for him, but they looked sick in that
orange and orange. That orange is gonna Argentina already got there.
They're not going back to back, yeah, but they might.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
They're not going back to back MESSI won for the
road for the goat.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
They're not going back to back.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Bro there used to heat. Is it hot in Argentina
or is it too far below the equal?

Speaker 5 (46:48):
But the Netherlands to win the World Cup plus twenty.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Two hundred, they do have sick jerseys.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
The orange, poss orange, the orange.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
It's in America. It's orange, No, but like it's orange
with a J, which is sick. Like I don't like
I don't want to like do the other country's culture thing,
but like I fucking don't really know what Netherlands culture
is because it's like a bunch of places. I think win.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Mills and what Amsterdam and drugs yeah, prostitution, yeah, but
we let them play in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
They're said they've never won the World Cup, so there
do so I'm gonna go with them. And then I
have USA to win Group D plus one, so it's
plus money really worried about. I think it's Turkey that
we gotta worry about. But I think we should take
Group D. We're gonna have the home field advantage. Then

(47:39):
I got my boys Orange Netherlands to win Group F
at minus one thirty five. And then I have last,
but not least for just a group of futures, I
have France minus two twenty five to win their France
is gonna march to like the semifinals. They should unless
some fucked up shit happens. But like, I think SPAN's

(48:01):
gonna go really far, that France is gonna go really far.
And the Netherlands Netherlands, dude, it's.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Just hilarious that England's probably actually England's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
England's they but.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
We have so much history of England just not being
able to win the World Cup. It's what they gets hot.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
They can't play in the heat well, and when they don't,
just the fun fact to tell everybody. When England loses
to like Jared Bowen didn't make the team, Maybe put
fucking Jared Bowen on that team. Got a hammer out there,
then then you would wouldn't be losing again in the
World Cup.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
They need Jamie Tart.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Not a real guy.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
It's not a real Jamie.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Dude. Oh my god, that would be the best. Okay, America,
this is what we need you to do. Go to
all England games and do the Jamie Tart at the
game that they'll be so mad. The players will be
so mad they'll lose it. They won't be able to
fucking focus or play. We have a we have an
opportunity to control England so hard with the amount of

(49:01):
shit they're trying to talk about our country, let's just
show how much we really don't care about their favorite
sport and chant for a non existent ye player.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Really, what's cool about everybody just coming to that country?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Though? It's like also just like for all the ship
that everybody when you look at whatever, it's like, oh,
it's just a fucking terrible place. We fucking America sucks
right now, then don't come in your show. But what's
cool is like some people on the outside. They come
in like this shit's fucking cool.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Yeah, Germans appreciate England.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
I can have Portillo's has cake and a milkshake.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Oh you get it's too fucking beg Mane. It's much
better at my hometown of Wellfa Happington, Chia on the river.
Like you're you see forty two hundred people. Your stadium sucks,
Yeah you have, We.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Have cathedrals, sports games.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
We just were better.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
That's what America does. We just take what you already
had and we make it better.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Oh why didn't you build smaller stadiums there and more
like it is in England? Oh you mean the country
that can't fucking win its own sport?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Uh pass, yeah, pass.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
No, we'll see thee hundred thousand people and laugh at
you the whole fucking way.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Yeah, yep, I agree, So shout out World Cups back.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
But before we move on, I can't wait to see
the World Cup final where somebody wins one to nothing. Whoo,
a quadruple extra time score.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
They're good penalties, so they do.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Penalty shots are cool. Penalty shots are the best part
about soccer.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
No, that's the worst part. It's such a good crap.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Shoot, yeah, but then it's almost over.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
No, it's the worst when you play like all that
whole game and then you're like, well, now we're just
gonna hope that the goalie guess is right or somebody doesn't.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Just I don't know. Maybe you should have scored in regulation.
Then you had ninety minutes to put a ball in
a fucking goal. Couldn't handle it? Oh well, you don't
understand how hard is it? Stop kicking it backwards. Stop
kicking the ball back You know how you can't score
in a goal when you kick at the opposite direction.
All right, I'm a teacher of how to fucking play
soccer this year?

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Do you whnt to play my World Cup game? I
came up with yes, all right, I know y'all aren't.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Pick soccer guys. Let's geal a little World Cup hype going.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Brazilians famously have a lot of players on their teams
that go by one name Allah Share or Ronaldo or Ronaldinho,
a lot of Ronalds, a lot of Caca.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
I believe.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
In the women's side, there's Marta, the greatest Brazilian women's
player of all time. Palais. This game is called Brazilian
or brazil ain't. And I will be naming off a
bunch of names. And these people are either on the
Brazilian World Cup team for this upcoming World Cup, the

(51:41):
twenty twenty six World Cup, or somebody different or just
completely made up. Now, don't look at your phone and
don't look at the Brazilian roster. All right, So let's
start off starting off goingna god Nio? Is that Brazilian
or brazil ain't.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
I'm gonna go Brazilian.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
That's incorrect. Ship, it is incorrect. He's Brazilian.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
I thought you were gonna throw a curveball at me
first pitch.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
What about Bramer?

Speaker 4 (52:11):
That doesn't sound Brazilian. That's no Brazili ain't.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
It's Brazilian. God damn Bramer on this year's World Cup
team because it's Portuguese. What about MOOTI.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
I'm gonna go to you.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Ain't Brazili ain't a that is correct?

Speaker 4 (52:31):
I had to get one.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
It is an Italian sauce company. What about Monty.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
That's a Brazilian?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Is that it's just a random name that seemed like
it could be Ederson is Terson on this year's Brazilian
World Cup team. Brazilian or Brazili ain't.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
All right? I'm trying to base off of my world knowledge.
Were there any Dutch people that made it down to Brazil.
I'm gonn ain't there's no sons.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
And you're terrible at this. It's Brazilian, damn it.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
What's going on in that country down there?

Speaker 1 (53:07):
A lot a lot of stuff. Domestos that's Greek.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
That's not Brazilian.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Domestos. You think Brazili ain't it is Brazilian. It's a
British cleaning product.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Ricci, No, Christina, that's an actress.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
It is Brazili Ain't that went up?

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Christina?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Ricci Rafina.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Oh that's gotta be a Brazilian.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Absolutely, yeah, absolutely fine in my groove, Gregorio, No Brazilian ain't.
Brazili ain't very good? All right? What about Caveley?

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Calveley, I'm gonna say it's Brazilian because you look like
you had to really focus on how to pronounce that one.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
It's Brazili ain't. It is a Norwegian food company. If
he gave me the heavy head see the Markinos, that's
a Brazilian. Yeah, absolutely, Chaio.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Hmmm. Kind of sounds like Charro who was a sex
symbol back in the day. I'm gonna go, ain't Brazili Ain't.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Yeah, I just made that one.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Govi Brazilian.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
No, it's actually Spanish on their World Cup luster.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Damn it.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
There's a couple of people they also are not Brazilian.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
But just go by the Spanish right next to Portugal
Brazilian to speak Portuguese. I was close.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
What about Franco.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Hm hmm, that's an Italian dictator. I'm gonna say, ain't.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
It's Brazili, ain't, but it sounds like it would be Brazilian.
That sort of Constantino.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
That's fuck, that's Greek.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
No, Brazili ain't.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Weverton that's English. No, that's a city town.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
That's a Brazilian goalie, one of the keepers rayah r
a y a n.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
That's Brazilian.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
It is Silvigno.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Now that sounds too fun to say. That's ain't Brazili
a Neymar that's Brazilian. That one that was that was
a Gimme pride who never was.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Yeah, it could have been whatever it was, Prospero.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
I just hope it's Brazilian. I'm going Brazilian. Nope, damn it.
Brazili aent Brazilians, get on that name your kid, Prospero.
That's a great name. Fabinho, It's like a fabulous Redinho.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yes Brazilian, yes, correct, correct Eugenio No, no made up?
And the last but not least vi vitin ha v
I t I n h a say it's the ha
that makes it Brazilian.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
No, they're actually Portuguese ship on the portrag.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
But it's Brazilian. Ain't so not Brazilian? Brazil ain't. That's Brazil.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
I started slow, but I got pretty good there at
the end.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
I don't know exactly how you did, but you didn't
do great.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
I'll give it a passing grade. Maybe soccer passing.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
That's a lot of a lot of sports to be passing.
That's just not exclusive to soccer.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
But yeah, that's Brazilian or brazili ain't.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
How'd you do? All?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Right?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
That was That was a little game I came up with.
It took way too I worked way too long in
that game to not play it. So I was like,
I don't even know if this is gonna go. Well,
I'm just gonna fucking do it.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
Boys.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
We're just gonna have to run with this all right,
Moving on, we've got.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
The biggest issue facing the world today.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah, gambling's back because Brendan Soorsby in Texas Tech. Whole thing.
What the fuck? I for those of you guys that
don't sports center version go Storesby is.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
A transfer quarterback to Texas Tech. He's supposed to be
their big guy, help them push across their loaded roster
of all the money that they've spent. Well, he got
caught having placed ninety thousand dollars in bets over his
college career on college football. And not just on college football.
He was placing bets on games, on his team's games.

(57:12):
I don't know if you remember Pete Rose. He got
banned from baseball for a life and locked out of
the Hall of Fame even though he's one of the
greatest hit ball Now he's dead. Yeah, yeah, he got
banned from life for betting just strictly on his team.
But it's no no, it's the number one rule in sports.
You cannot bet on your team because it boils down

(57:34):
strictly to it's just all about the integrity of the game,
and especially now that gambling is normal, it's been very normalized.
It's a part of our culture now more than ever.
It is important not to allow people to be gambling
on their games, because very quickly we're going to start.
I mean shit. There was the basketball player who got
kicked out of the NBA and banned for life because

(57:54):
he was having his friend's bet on his props. There
was Terry Rogier got caught doing the same thing. He's
banned from the NBA for life. College football, they're like, well,
we have no governing body that has any spine or
ability to do anything. Let's just find a judge that
went to our school. Oh you're okay, You're allowed to play.
It's absolute fucking bullshit.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
So what I So he got suspended, they did the
judge that allowed him back. He's gonna have to sit
out Ablin Christian in Oregon State. They're gonna miss those games.
But don't worry because U of age has them right
after that. And if you of age can't get the
job done, Samuel s State Bearcats, I'll make the call.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
Make the call.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Let's fucking get them.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
They got back to back cats.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Let's get him boys or taking them down.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
So yeah, I guess the rest of the big total
schools got together and they're having meetings about what they
want to do about it. I think, straight up, at
least the Big Twelve needs to come out and say, well,
you're ineligible for the for the championship game, you're using
an ineligible player. I hope they never get ranked. I
hope the college football playoffmute. I don't care if they
go fucking twelve to zero and beat everyone eighty to nothing.
I hope they just will not vote them into the

(58:59):
playoff once they get to that point.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I hope they should not be I'm just I I
don't know. I thought that he only bet on his
team to win. Somebody told me that he did not
bet only on his team to win, and then I
was like, all right.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Either way, you inside knowledge of the game.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
You should be allowed to bet your team money line
to win.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Because it's like we tell athletes all the time, bet
on yourself, bet on yourself. Joe Flacco, don't sign the
contract right now. Bet on yourself goes out wins the
super Bowl. It's a big contract. But I think if
you do say bet on yourself literally like money line
means they gotta win, out right. I understand you can't
bet point spreads because then you could like hand hand
the ball off or whatever. I understand you can't do
props because if you're over on yards was nine and

(59:44):
a half and you're at eight, you might step back
so you don't hit it. If you bet the under
or whatever. Like, you should be able to bet money line, but.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
I think it has to be an auto bet, where
at the before the season starts, you just set your
money amount and then it's an auto bet. Every in
a week you have to bet on your team. So
you can't go, oh, well, we're playing fucking Bama this week.
I don't want to bet on No, if you're gonna
bet on your team every single game. But you know what,
that's not how it works. The entirety of American sports spent.

(01:00:13):
If you're betting on the games, you're banned for life.
And the tech fans, I know you guys are like
the fuck you boy. It's the system that we have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
No no's if I was.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
If I was quarter, i'd be doing the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Yeah yeah, If Sam Musing had this happened, they would
never because they're an outstanding a university. Obviously they have
the highest standards. It would never do that ever, But
I say hypothetically that happened to same musum, which never
would I would be like, Swiss, the big deal, dude,
guys can't Guys can't have fun. So I feel like
that's why I'm trying not to be like everybody else
seems like they're on that side. So I'm like, you

(01:00:45):
know how I am? I got that tendency. Oh we're
all on this sad well. Also, let's I'm gonna get
a little itchy. You'd be like, I'm gonna spend them.
I might buy a Brandon soreersby Jersey Now, I don't know, maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Or if it was for Texas State, we're not gonna
be in the Nash Old title.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Stands turning things around, but the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Fact that it's not all it's all this, but it's
also on a team that is a legit contender for
the national championship. What the fuck are we doing?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Is he gonna be like a top five quarterback in
the draft next year? You never know, just like he's
gonna be a top three quarterbacks that level, but you're
gonna quarterback he's a real good quarter You're gonna go
where Dylan Gabriel went like, I don't give a fuck, dude,
they just don't give a fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
I think that's maybe that should be. And he's forced
to be on the Browns. Yeah, you have to go
to like whoever the worst team is, Browns or Jets.
Those are the only two teams are allowed to draft him.
But maybe maybe people might not even draft him after
this because of it. They get ready to learn UFL. Buddy,
he's gonna go be a Canadian legend.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Well can be CFL.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Yeah, I was just throwing out another possible, don't anything
but the NFL. I don't know, you know what even
if so if they that be like, listen, you can't
play this year, so be it. And somebody wants to
rule five draft into the NFL because they see it's cool,
that's the NFL. It's different. That's afterwards. You bet on
college sports, you bet on that you can't play. I like,
I would love to see a bunch of there's already

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been a few schools that have already come out and
straight up said that's it. We're not scheduling tech in
any sports anymore after this. This is bullshit. I love that.
I wish all the games that were out of conference.
I wish all those schools would be like, you know what,
fuck it, We're not playing you this year. We're gonna
go find a different play in FCS school whatever I want.
I would just love for Tech to only get to
play like eight games this year because every other opponent

(01:02:36):
just like, we're not playing you. Fuck you, We're backing
out of it. You can call it a forfeit and
a win if you want. Everyone will know it's not legit.
This is bullshit. This is It's worse than when Bama
and Basketball signed a guy that had already played professional
ball to come back and play college basketball. That was ridiculous.
The slope just keeps getting slippier and slippier.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
But at the end of the day, is the NCLA
is fault because they were they forever like, no, we
don't need to pay I'm like that, No, they're students,
like they can go to school. Well, I know that
they're not going to be professional students. I understand that. Yeah.
I also understand that they fund like ninety percent of
the ship for the school and don't get paid for it.

(01:03:19):
Yeah yeah, okay, Like why do they need to getay
they're getting an education and when yeah, maybe we jack
up the rates on tuition just because we can, but
like that doesn't mean that they should be paid. And
then you not doing that allowed them to get into
where it's the wild West, where when anil is legal,
I can tweet the sam Houston football account and be like, hey,

(01:03:39):
anybody want to be sponsored, and then just that's how
we sponsored people. It was the wild West.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
I did it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
I was part of that process day one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Not like in a very small like part of it,
but like say you were a college football like day one,
I got an nil deal. This is this podcast first
athletic nil deal that I am aware of in sam
Houston state history, because like like five am in al day,
I was like, hey, what's up, Bearcats, DM, let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Up. We got a couple of cool dudes out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yeah, shout out to Coach, out to Cody and Ryan.
They fucking rock. But like when it was the wild
West like that, then it's like we can do whatever
we want. And then when gambling comes into stuff like that,
it's a it's a whole thing. But what I wanted
to bring up was I saw like the statement from
the judge was or like the judge or whatever it
was like their stay was like the he was deemed

(01:04:34):
eligible again at des serving this mansion because he said
without that he would suffer irreparable financial and physical harm
or he did it to himself, but physical harm. Did
he threaten to kill himself? Like if I can't do it,
I'm gonna end it? Like was that like irreparable financial
and physical harm? Makes it seem like like is he

(01:04:56):
gonna get jumped?

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
If you hold me accountable for my own action, I
will put myself in physical danger.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Wait, it's all on you to be fair that that
play worked so like he Michael skotted his way. He
Michael skotted his way into eligibility. I've got to count
myself at the higher phone like yelled that at the judge.
They're like, yeah, I guess you can gamble on games. Fuck, dude,

(01:05:24):
try that to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Sure I did see someone was like fuck at LSU
on the Bengals Bye week, just signed Joe Burrow and
Jamar Chase and you know what, fuck it, go out
there and get Justin Jefferson too for a week. Dude,
what's stopping anything? Whatever? It was a joke and I've
made plenty of jokes about how the NCAA is just
completely toothless at this point and has no authority over anything.

(01:05:47):
But holy shit, I can't believe we took it to
this level.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
I can't. I absolutely can't.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
I guess I can. I just I don't want to
believe we took it this level. But here we fucking are.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
But yeah, Brandon Soresby, the Gamblings back for sure. Gambling's
back for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
I mean, fuck it. Arizona State just get scataboo the Giants.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
No, no, no, no, he's taken.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Derrick Henry go back to Bama for a year.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
I don't care about that. As long as they don't
put the Giants. They can't go back.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Like what if Alabama just brought back all the players
that they were paying pre nil that are in the
NFL now, Like, well, now we can actually pay you
above the board. Doesn't matter that you've been in all
pro every year of your career. Aaron Donald go back
to pitt for a year. Fuck the Rams.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
They have Evan Neil back. I'd send Evan Kneel back
to out there immediately. I would send them back, all right, So, yeah,
Gambling's back and last, but not least this week, can
couldn't get out of the Comeback kids saying without bringing
the boys back everybody's favorite country. Do a Florida Georgia line. Dude,
fg l LFG, Bro, they're back fucking finally, right, what

(01:06:59):
do you, dude? You love Florida? This guy pretends he
doesn't love Florida Church line.

Speaker 7 (01:07:04):
I walked in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Ago, baby window listening to the song make me want
to blow my fucking brains out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Dude, the Dynamic Duo got back. It's like there's Brooks
and Done and there's.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Only joking about them is that they're not Morgan Wallen.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Well, yeah, they're less racist, and they just throw one
of them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
The Democrats.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
They don't leave stadiums on their plane before the weather
alert comes in and then be like, oh it was
canceled because of weather. Bit you were in the air,
you were no longer take me to God's country. Other
events went on, Morgan wall God's countries.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Wherever Floyd Gurge line is. So yeah, they got back
to I don't know. I just know that my good
friend Mo that does the mornings with me, she's really
big into country music. And I was like, wow's floor
is Floyd jordgy Line getting back together? And I've jokingly
said it to her for the last year, and then
I mean, I will because I was making jokes about
him too, and she's like, they're not even together anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Since when good? Apparently one of them's Democrat one of
them is not. And they had a rift and that
was the whole thing. But then they were like, hey,
you know, it's way cooler than getting mad at each other.
That is making money money. We could do that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
If Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla can stay friends, anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Can stay Yes, I agree, And that's that's actually one
of the best examples of that, where you're just like, hey, look,
they fucking are the exact opposite.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
I mean, how many times have we seen Obama and
George Bush together in a room and they look like
they're having a great fucking time. They're on opposite then
you could still be boys. Yeah, I disagree with my
friends all the fucking time. They're still my friends. Yeah,
they're idiots.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
The floora Georgia line, dude, they're back Country music has
never been better. Taylor swift.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
She's got her new country song, the Toy Story Song.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Shout out Cody Johnson for winning Entertaining of the Year.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
Huntsville, Texas is own Eat Them Up Cats.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
I love Kojo, the rodeo legend himself.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Unintentionally saw Cody Johnson like countless times.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
I love how For like a year years it was
somebody can't make it to the rodeo, Cody Johnson will
do it, and then they're like, let's just start booking
Cody Johnson.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Every year he fuck and you open it or something.
He opened it or closed it one of the couple
of years. Yeah, it's a legend, Cody Jonson. It's a
perfect country name.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Who is it? No, there's actually if you want to
have country music.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
No, co Wetzel's pretty country too.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Co witzel Witzel's pritz Baby.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
It's just such a dirt bag of redneck in the
best possible way. I mean that, and I mean that
in not a bad way at all. That dude's awesome.
My favorite song of his is just about how he
got a dui one time. It's a fucking great song.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
The U song Wow, way to teach young kids. Great song,
Drinking and Driving and listen to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Some of the song. Fucking great song. If you want
country music to actually be back, what is Alan Jackson
is doing a final farewell concert and that it lent
me and and the best thing about it, it's not
like one of those concerts where I can't afford to go.
It's gonna be streamed, so fuck aed.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
I hope Floyd Line stream but they did. I did
check out their merch. I don't know if you guys know.
I'm really into the merch game now. Wearing my Cracker
Barrel four hundred shirt that I got fucking rocks. That
isn't it? But I wore or a NASCAR shirt last
week too.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Harley, you missed out NASCAR Season's fun because you're just
like on a Sunday, fuck it, I got an extra TV.
Let's put this race on for the next four and
a half.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
It's not like Prime now and you're like you have
to search for this. I'm not doing that. You're watching
something else.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Last week I was like, oh, it's on, and I
turned it on and it was like a crash. So
I literally just watched Marat for I think it was
thirty minutes. It was on the screen where they were
just trying to clean up the track and then it
started in like three minutes into it, there was another
crash that delayed for another so I was like, and honestly,
I was like, this is awesome. There's something sports related

(01:10:46):
on this TV when there's no other sports going on.
I don't care if it's not actually racing it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Now, this is awesome the rex of the coolest part.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Then I looked up and the race was over. I
was like, oh, I missed it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
But flour Georgia Lion's merch gear was like way too expensive,
so I didn't pull trigger and that I bought too
much shit lately, like that was my not cool last week.
But Georgia all of their stuff is f G l
L f G.

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
And I was like, that's so bad, but I kind
of I really wanted so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
But now, can we make a T shirt?

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
Idea?

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
So I'd rather give myself money than than Floyd Georgia line.
Can we go f G L L f G p
TG Just make that a shirt? And then.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
I don't just trying to feature all those letters together.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
F G, L L f G PTG, and then people
like why why p TG y pt Yeah, pt G
l f G would be that might be another one.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Put both of them out there in the store. I'm
sure people like to pick what they want.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
We should do some Georgia Florida line shirts. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
I was more of a Georgia guy myself. I was
just Georgia over Florida. But yeah, shot Florida Georgia line
their back and I was like, comeback, kids, segment. Let's
let's tell you guys what's not cool? Next our little
Vince session called the not Cool Segment, where if you'd
like to participate, we're gonna share the ship that happened
to us this week the mid Us say, hey, that's
not cool. You can share that with us if you
want to reach out to us on X We're at

(01:12:12):
pass gar Ay Pod to make sure you include the
hashtag PTG not cool. Hashtag PTG not cool too at
pass Gary Pod and just you know, summarize something that
happened to you and may just say that's not cool.
If you stepped your toe, if you got run over
by a bus. Varying degrees, but we're gonna pick some
of the best ones every couple of weeks and every
couple of weeks and share them with you guys and
gals at pass Gary Pod hashtag PTG not cool. This

(01:12:34):
is not cool segment Not cool, man. I can go
first because I'm not really stupid, but I bought the
wrong size trash bags through my kitchen trash can, and

(01:12:54):
like it's a whole thing, a trash bags. Like I'm
not gonna go back yet, but.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
Are you in the just like pinch it into a
cabinet thing right now?

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
No, I'm you just like it the edge comes off,
it loses the edge every single time you put something
heavy in there if it gets too full, and then
you just got to keep like straighten it out and
then the bag kind of sort of rips. So then
I just got to take to the dumpster more than
I usually do. And it's like a very minor inconvenience,
but like the second I put the bag in, it's
like I got the box size where you can tell

(01:13:23):
you this is bad. So just that's that's that's a
great knock.

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
Other than that was a pretty sad week, honestly, But
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
Telling you beforehand, I had one like that where I
was at the store I realized I needed trash bags
because I just finished my other box, bought like a
whole two hundred pack of trash bags and realized I
had done the same thing a week ago, but then
put those trash bags in a spot where I didn't
have the other ones, so I forgot they were there.
So I just have trash bags until Actually, if you
want some trash bath, maybe I borrow some trash bad I, dude,

(01:13:51):
I could give you a fucking two hundred. You've good
enough for the rest of my life. That happened then.
I don't remember what day it was last week, but
I was leaving in the morning to go to I
put my key in the door. I turn it left
to lock it. Then it won't turn back. It's just
like I couldn't even turn it back to center. It's
just jammed, like it turned to lock and locked and

(01:14:14):
then would not turn back to the center to be
able to take the key out. And I'm fucking with it.
I'm sweating because of course it's you know, it's eight
thirty in the morning, but it's already eighty six degrees
and there's no coverage, So I just have sun on
my bald fucking head trying to I'd like it won't work.
I'm fiddling with it for like five minutes. I take
my leatherman out of my pocket, grab it and try

(01:14:35):
and pull it back. Well that's hardy to bend the
key a little bit, Like, yeah, not much, but I
can do it. So I had to stop that. I'm
starting to freak out. I'm texting. I'm like, hey, I'm
gonna be late. My key's stuck in my door. Eventually, though,
I just very care and it just turned back. Like
if you have you ever used a key at a
storage unit, like you know how it's got that weird
lock that slides in that will never unlock it for

(01:14:55):
like five you had a jiggle it seventy five fucking time. Yeah,
it was like that until finally it worked.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
You're a little sweating like a key surgeon.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Oh dude, it was. It was so brutal. I was worried.
I was like, even if I really thought I was
gonna have to take the key off my chains and
leave it in my door all day, Yeah, and I
was worried. I was like, I can't break it off.
Even though Alex has my spare key across the street,
he's at work right now. I don't now I'm gonna
have to deal with my apartment complex and be like, well,
I got to redo my locks. A're gonna be Okay,
it's six hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
But that's not your fault. If you lost your key,
that's one thing. If their shit is I think that
you could probably it's a faulty thing. My where I
walk my dog. They blocked off one of the gates
because they're doing some shit, and I had to use
this side gate that I don't usually get. But it's
got something like that where like you like you're talking
about the storage facilities, where like it doesn't the lock
doesn't always work, and like I had to like put

(01:15:45):
my foot under the third prop prong in the gate
and like lift it. But like always it just looks
like I'm trying to like break into my own like
townhouse complex where people are like walking by and I live,
I live here. This is the key that I just
I can't fucking you have to jiggle it eighteen times
and sometimes it takes two minutes to fucking get it
to get unlocked. But like that is the worst when

(01:16:06):
you're like oh no, oh no, it's stuck, and it
always does that when you get it there, you get
to then you jiggle it back out after you close
the door. It's the worst just worry about so yeah,
when you're worried about that, you like because then you fucked,
just fucked.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Oh and then actually, like a couple days later, it
was this Sunday, I had to meet my sister to
help her get some stuff out of storage unit. Can't
find my keys. Can't find them anywhere in the door.
I'm looking all around. I checked the door, It's not
in there. I go out to my car. I didn't
leave them in my car, but I did leave my
car unlocked, and I was like, oh, well, at least

(01:16:41):
I can look in here to find it. Weren't in there.
I'm going all around. I guess the The day before,
on Saturday, I ran in my car to get something
that I came back and immediately went to my patio
to smoke a little bit. I just left them out
on my patio. But you know, I had that anxiety
attack of losing my keys with all of my work
keys on it, and I did I finally, because of this,

(01:17:02):
it made me take my spare key out of my
car because I forgot. It's just the whole time. So
now that's finally out there in case that happens.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
That sucked.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
But my worst not cool of the week was Saturday.
All I had to do. I woke up at like one,
it's beautiful day, slept in. I was like, all right,
astro started three. I don't have anything.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Told that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
About two fifteen, I was like, all right, I got
two errands, got run. I just gotta run to the
smoke shop real quick, and I'm just gonna hit some fast,
get a little something in my stomach. No big deal.
All the errands were within a mile and a half
of my house, just two stops I had to make.
I go the first one, get the small smoke shop.
It's a small parking lot. There's like a middle Eastern
or Indian restaurant or something in there that apparently was

(01:17:43):
just having the busiest time of their fucking life.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
I don't know what's going on. The parking lot is
just passing me.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
No meats or no not seats, there's no spots, but
everyone's trying to just they're just parked behind all of
the cars in a line to get into this restaurant
where there's no parking for so they're blocking. People are
trying to back out of spots they can't because people
are blocking them in. Took me twenty minutes to get
a fucking parking so eventually I had to leave the

(01:18:10):
parking lot. You turned down the road, come back around,
park at the auto zone next door. But it took
fucking forever. I'm frustrated. I'm pissed off. Then I was like,
fuck it, I'm just going to Sonic. After I get
my stuff. I go to Sonic, I get in line.
I go, hey, I want this meal tots and a drink.
They go, okay, so what it was you wanted? You
said you tater tots, right, and they're like, what's that

(01:18:30):
drink large? I'm like, cool, all right, five something, pull forward.
I pulled for it a little bit. Wait a minute,
she just said five. She did not hear me say
I want a number. Five. Just missed the first thing
that I said out of it. So I'm like, a fuck,
I'll just let them know. When I get up to
the window, there's a mail truck in front of me,
sitting there, sitting there. Ten minutes go by, one car

(01:18:50):
in front of me, and I'm like at this point,
I'm like it was like the ashes were about to starts,
like I'm missing first page. I'm fucking pissed off, and
I'm like, well, I don't have time now to sit
here and be like, well what, I'm gonna get up
there and then they're gonna get my order right and
then start making the bar. I fucking I pulled out
of there good and just left. I was like, I
was so fucking angry. Then I had to run into

(01:19:11):
the If.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
You're a drive through, you gotta be you gotta be
on it. You gotta be fast.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
And I understand there's certain things, but ten minutes insane.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
It's sonic half of your business. You bring it out
to the car anyway. Tell that guy to move off
to the fucking side.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Yeah, right there, we'll meet you. We'll skate to you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
And so I was like, I've never done that where
I just pull away without even getting my food. Probably
confused them inside. I was like this bullshit, I'm pissed off.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
No, that's good that they deserve the confusion, because you
know what, you you wasted my time for fucking now,
I wasted your time.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
So then there's a there's a Jimmy Johns right outside
of our neighbor or Jersey. Mike's one of them out
free ads, and I was like, whatever, I'll just pull
out of that one. It's right by the how as
I'm pulling up, I see a family of six walking
into there. God damn it. So then I had to
park and go inside the grocery store and actually get food.
I was as angry as I've been in probably the
last six months. I was fucking sh shaking with rage.

(01:20:01):
By the time I got home, I'd missed the first inning.
All I wanted to do. That's my only plan is
for the day, run two errands and watch baseball. Couldn't
fucking get it done in under an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
That is the worst though, Like where you're somebody would
It took ten minutes because there was somebody taking forever
at the first window, and then the family of six
walking in, and it's like you get so irrationally mad.
You're like, fuck all of you. And it's like they
have no idea that they're inconveniencing you. They're just going
about their day. They're probably having whatever's going on with them.

(01:20:30):
But it's like, mother fucker, and you're like, I can't
get mad at you. I can be mad, but I
can't really do anything about it. Now. You just got
to eat that. It was just like a festering ball
of anger. But you're like, no, the normal thing to
do is to not do anything because it's not their fault.
They're just trying to eat food.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
Like me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Yeah, I wouldn't mad at that. Like I hadn't even parked.
I was just I pulled in like the back of
the parking lot. And then I saw that car going
towards it, and I was like, no, I'm getting closer.
Then I see them park and I'm like, hold on,
maybe they're gonna walk past it to the store next
to it. They're getting out of their car, slowly put walking.
I'm like getting closer, and then I see them open
the door. No, no, no, I was so fucking And

(01:21:10):
then I get inside the grocery store. I don't know
what the funk I wanted to do. So then it
took me ten minutes in the grocery store.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
The chicken thing, they get to the chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Get I'm still intimate intimidated by that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
I don't like ordering from I don't like they haven't
already done.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
I know, I don't grab the thing. You don't have
to you're to say a word to anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Oh that all the the ones ever said it. I
didn't want anything, Well they do it, they said that
right there. I end up getting a couple of frozen lomanes. Okay,
it was the worst, fucking The other one, well, yeah,
I made one of them, and I was like, he
doesn't have.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Any made food beforehand, But.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
I've had frozen lomanes and stuff that are okay. I
took one bite out of this thing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
I was like, this is the big But the two
other meals that you were gonna have before, that you
had already pictured in your head, were already way better
than they's gonna be. Like nothing that you got add
to that unless it was like filet, i'tant to be
worth it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
A bunch of soy sauce on it, and it's still
tasted like absolutely nothing. There's one of my freezer that's
just gonna sit there until I move out. I'm just pissed,
like it was. It was just the worst out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
You don't have a day where you like don't have
any food, Like fuck, I guess I'll eat this.

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
Yeah, I'll just have to salt the fucking ship out
of it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
I have the the random I don't have any groceries
in the house.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
I'm fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
And I'll just heat the like freezer burned white castles
every couple of months. Oh good, I'll have these two.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Oh yeah, I've got good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
There's still frozen.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
I've got five minutes emergency pizza roles in the back
of my freezer that have been there for like eight
months now, in an opened bag.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
So they say, you know they're good, but yeah, I
just it was just a it was.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
A ship weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Appreciate it, Carls.

Speaker 6 (01:22:50):
What you got, buddy, cold fries to stick with the
fast food, the cold old fries man.

Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
I just.

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
Went to McDonald's one night, coming back home late from
covering the Paarland Cobblers game. Shout out to the Parlane Cobblers.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Yeah, dude, that's our new favorite baseball team. Maybe maybe
official baseball team at Passing maybe hopefully all right, a
new Perland Cobblers team.

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
They're part of the Cowboys Collegiate League.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Yeah it sounds sick.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
They went up in one last night their second home game. Uh,
and they beat the Texas City.

Speaker 7 (01:23:22):
Tall Boys.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Cobblers as a peach Cobbler. Right, well, their pairs.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Their logo is a pair. It's like the but it's
a pair.

Speaker 7 (01:23:36):
Yes, and they serve cobbler at the stadium.

Speaker 6 (01:23:39):
We are going to a game, Yeah, I'll definitely, yeah,
come to just the first pitch, right, I've.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Been working on my ball that goes behind me and
it's gonna nine nine challenge. Oh yeah, yeah. If they're
looking for a little marketing, we might be there. Guys,
we're cheap, We're cheap compared to everybody else. Just let them, like, look,

(01:24:07):
there might not be the.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
Best cheap you don't even have to pay me, just
gonna be half price on the beer.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Honestly, if you just if you just help us out
and just let it. You give us a jersey or
a hat. Let's put the first pitch out.

Speaker 6 (01:24:16):
They are still trying to figure out the beer situation
because because of the stadium or they don't have officially
a stadium, but because of the stadium that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
They're playing in like a high school stadium.

Speaker 6 (01:24:28):
Yeah, since it's affiliated with kids, they don't they can't
sell beer.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
But can I bring my own?

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Do they sell saltzers?

Speaker 7 (01:24:34):
I have no clue, but.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
Uh, the lady that I was talking to I was
like doing some networking last night as well too, and
she was like, hey, well, well we actually run the
food here, the lish catering which they made homemade mac
and cheese. Fantastic, Oh boy, fantastic, fantastic. Okay, anyway, uh, yeah,
they want to figure out the beer situation because they

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want to sell booze there, obviously, because it's like, yeah,
I want to be fed up if I'm watching a
pairline Cobblers.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Game, like yeah, hell yeah, I want to be sixty
pair of wine, pair of meade. Oh like all pears
all the time, pair seltzers.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Interesting, Why isn't that a thing? Pairs?

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Delicious, pear is great, prayer pear is good. Prickly pair,
I'm over it. Yeah, I'm not a big perky.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
What do you do every once in a while, just
keep me ready and.

Speaker 7 (01:25:28):
We have apple orchard when we have pair orchards.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
I've never had in hair and wanted to be prickly,
but you know what, to make this better, it was prickly.

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
Mhm.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Pairs are good.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
We don't need to pair of shiner every couple of years, though.

Speaker 7 (01:25:42):
Yeah I do two, I do too.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:25:45):
I went to McDonald's after you know, eleven thirty at nine,
eleven forty five whatever. One of McDonald's was like, I'm
just gonna give me a hot spicy I need a
little drink, and I'm gonna give me some fries. And
obviously you go to McDonald because of fries and nuggets.
But the fries cold.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
They're under a heat lamp all day. What happened that
lamp burned out.

Speaker 7 (01:26:04):
I have no clue what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
It's the one thing they're supposed to do with that consist. Yeah,
Calray Kroc look at the bottom.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
Of Because as elite as McDonald's fries are, the second thing,
guess the same guy. The second McDonald's fries get cold,
they're in the running for worst fries big time.

Speaker 6 (01:26:22):
So bad ones big It's like eating cardboard. Yeah yeah,
And guess what I hate because and what makes it
worse is like, I don't I didn't check the bag
when I was in the car. You know, I'm tired.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
I never checked a bag, man, I don't got I
don't either, Oh hey, And I was like I don't,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
I just trust people. I'm a trusting kind of guy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Yeah, sometimes I do.

Speaker 7 (01:26:43):
Sometimes I don't, but most of the time I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
I try to now, especially McDonald's breakfast. Never because there's
nothing worse than it McDonald's breakfast than I'm not putting
the hash brown in the bag that ruined my day,
like four months ago, ruined my whole fucking I'm going back.
I got the meal just so I could have the
one fucking hash brown. Yes, no hash brown.

Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
I spent twenty dollars on that breakfast. I want my
hash brow.

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
That's fair.

Speaker 7 (01:27:05):
Their breakfast so expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
I'm buy the laziest shit.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
I got McDonald's breakfast in the last two days ago.

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
Oh, I know you've had the runs usually.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Yeah, I know the difference.

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
But he does got a love of sausage mcgriddle and
a tall ice con.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
He's a solid, cool, solid, no cools, everybody. All right,
we'll wrap this up with the answers segment. We do
the pre come segment where we uh we do Brazilian
or Brazilian and we talk about all kinds of other
or all other ship. But if you have your questions
for us, any high thought, drunk idea, business idea, medical advice,
parenting advice, whatever you need relationship advice.

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
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Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
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At past gree Pod is where you hit us up
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(01:28:05):
on X hashtag p tg answers. This is the answer segment.
Do just answer the question.

Speaker 8 (01:28:11):
Answer, question, answer, but don't thank the subject.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Just answer question answer. All right. Our first question this
week is from Angela, and Angela says, who is the
most famous woman in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
I mean, right away off the bat, you gotta think
t Swizzle.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
I was gonna saying I did it ever and I
did a now and now it's t Swift.

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
But like also, if you think about it, like you
go to music, Shakira is still way up there. She's
massive around the world, but so is Taylor.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
Ever, like let's say Taylor's to have the most famous.

Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
Woman now, most famous woman ever.

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
Most famous woman ever, rose A Park.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
No, No, that's only it's either Helen of Troy or
Joan of arc Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:29:14):
Okay, uh, Marilyn Monroe.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
I was thinking Marilyn Monroe too, and I.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
Think that's still locally America. I don't know how big
she was over she.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Was okay, there they were jagging, but like, oh yeah, dude,
they said the little vent thing like that made it
all around the world.

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
What was the chick from back of the day. I
think she was like a Spanish model actually had like
the fur bikini like famous one. Uh what was her name?
She's so fucked with smoking hot taters. She's up there.
Then there were like Charro back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
She was huge.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
What about like Jon of fark way more famous than
Marilyn Monroe. Fucking Helen of Troy.

Speaker 7 (01:29:53):
Dude, Helen Montroy is pretty good. I gotta give that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
And Frank, I don't know how much we all know
her diary, like everybody in the world sort of had
to read her diary or it's been referenced and other
stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
I don't know how big she is in Asia.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
I felt they.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
Probably had classes where they had to read it to do.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
What about I'll make a man out of you. You
gotta get the age and part of it. Milan's up there?
Hell yeah, Key, I don't know if Mulan was real.
I don't care anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
Which also I don't really know Helen of Troy was real. True.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
What about Jesus, My Jesus is female, It's not Jesus
is bro Okay, then Virgin Mary? Everybody knows that Virgin Mary?

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
Right? Why she was a virgin?

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
Little Patrick or not in this mix?

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Leopatra's up there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Rose Park Store, right?

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
No, come on, that's very American. Ruth Bader Ginsburg, No, No,
Ruth Conda not forever. I think it would be. Helen
of Troy is probably the most fat. I don't think sometime.
I don't think everybody knows how fucking six thousand years
ago whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Funk it was.

Speaker 8 (01:31:03):
I think Dan Frank, I think it's Dan Frank definitely
not and Frank. Hawaiians don't know, and they probably had
to read it there too. It's America, like, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
What's your answer? Then Marilyn Monroe, Yeah, because she's like
I can side with you on Marilyn Monroe.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
She was a smoke.

Speaker 5 (01:31:22):
M I like, and Frank is an answer. I'm gonna
go Marilyn Monroe.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Just just to agree with it, just to out vote
me and to make sure that it's not it's not
jonah Ark, because I don't think it's Jena arc.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
They said, I said Helen. I think it's Helen of Troy,
the most famous woman.

Speaker 7 (01:31:35):
Of the one behind this aid a delay.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
No, you know what, Caitlyn Jenner, fuck you both.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
Kaylen Clark.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Can Greece. Oh yeah, so Marilyn Monroe sloth. Yeah, yeah,
Marilyn Monroe is who we're gonna settle with on that one.
All right, good question.

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
This is from.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
Raymundo b Navidez at k Mundo b on X and
he says, on a moral compass.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
What is the wrong way the left?

Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
Pat always says, uh, well, moral you want.

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
To go forward, So I guess moral compass it would
be back. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
I was gonna say down south, so down?

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
Yeah, South bad equals down, good equals up, So then
south would be the California is the left, That's all
I'm saying by it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Oh yeah, down, you know what you want to keep
moving forward. Yeah, wrong, it would be South. Yeah, all right,
agreed Ashley. Yeah, it was a great question, Raymundo. Ashley
Wilkins waits another next one. She's at Buster Healer Mix
on X and she says Power Rank sports betting scandals.
This is perfect since we talked about this this afternoon already.

(01:32:55):
But she gives us Pete Rose the nineteen nineteen Chicago
Black Sox show, Hey Tani and his interpreter Brendan Sowersby
and then Chauncey Billups and the trail Blazers. Can I
go first? I will go five and go Blazers and
Chauncey Billups because I don't think that was game fixing.
I think he was like doing mafia poker games and

(01:33:17):
like it was like illegal. He wasn't really sporting, and
like poker is on the sports TV sometimes but like
it's like adjacent, but it's like him playing poker. I
don't think affected the outcome of Trailblazers games. So that's
five for is Brandon Sowersby because show he is an adult,

(01:33:41):
is an adult, but like Sho Hay knows better, he's better.
He's an older adult.

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
Actually, I think they said Soworsby was underage when he
first saw DA but like show Hay Double, like I
don't know, they both had a fall guy.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
One of them was just rehab. One of the fall
guys was just rehabb.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
And then he like threatened to like kill himself if
I think the NC double is the fall guy on
his one, and also like he was like, I'm gonna
kill myself. It's all your fault if you don't play.
Like then they were like, all right, cool, you can
play like that was the fall guy, but like it
wasn't an actual guy. Show Hey just scumbag. He's older
than Brendon and Sorosby. He should know better. We know,
show Hey was fucking doing it even though we're just

(01:34:20):
pretended to happen. Which is why it's like, I'm kind
of okay if Brandon Soisby's gonna do it, he just
gotta says I. If Brendon Sorosby doesn't speak English, are
we talking about this right now?

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
If he was, if he was like my Japanese interpreter
actually did all of it, he didn'.

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
Speak English, I don't think he'd be playing college football
as a quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
Though you don't know that kind of need to communicate
with it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:39):
And now they got a hand signals.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Yeah you've seen the School of the Deaf. Galadette University
started the snap count. Yeah, they did all that. So
I'm gonna go Soorsby four, show Hey three, just because
show Hey is older and should know better than Soresby.
And then to is Pete Rose. One is Black Socks.
The Black Socks literally fixed a world series. It's like
the championship of the sport. They were like, we're gonna

(01:35:03):
We're gonna throw this.

Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
It's the figurehead of sports.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
And they have a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Yeah he's bad as the Yota Shoeless Joe Jackson trying
to go blind by staring at a candle, Like what
what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
What that always stuck at you?

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
We'll forget to Shoeless show kidnapped a black kid used
him like it was like it was his good luck charm.
He used to make him sleep under his bunk on
the trains and stuff, and then eventually grew tired of
it and just left him in a different city.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
And that kid's name or was it that I.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Might have fucked up? I think it was that.

Speaker 6 (01:35:33):
Did that not changed beenless show though I don't know specifically,
but I have heard that story.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Shoeless Joe is the no Shoes. Oh yeah, yeah, he
hated shoes, fucking hated them. He's accepted too. He was
in two movies shoutout, Field of Dreams, yep. Yeah. Uh
but yeah, but you fixed the actual championship. That's way
more fucked up than just betting on games.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
So uh yeah, Black Socks, Pete Rose, Show Hey Brandon,
Stories by Lazers, and Chauncey Phillips. Who wants to go next?

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
You go next?

Speaker 7 (01:36:03):
Honestly, that's exactly my list.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Same logic and everything. Like I was like I don't
like show Hay more. Then I don't like Brendan's Soresby.

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
Yeah, so I was like fuck you anyways, but like
I wanted to put show hate higher. But then it's like, ah,
I mean yeah, the Black Sox, It's like, come on, man,
you have a whole movie that's badass. Yeah, you're number one,
like in a good way and in a bad way,
and like that was the championship series, Yes, the pinnacle
of that season. You were like, let's fucking ruin it. Yeah,

(01:36:32):
and also, yeah, what's crazy about that is when you
watch the movie, like you had nine game series. Yeah, idea,
that's insane, which is cool and bad. They should do
that for like one random.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
Year with I'm shocked they haven't tried to bring it back,
like more games, more profit, absolutely sure as well, but
like I could see, like it was a pretty dead
ball era after that. You can't go back.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
MLB could do it, like it'd be funny to just
do one year. They're like they roll the dice, like
every ten years, we're gonna have one nine game world series,
one best of now and it's like, what the fuck?
And it's twenty twenty eight, okay, all right, so now
next year. Can you imagine the year after that?

Speaker 6 (01:37:09):
But then the Rangers Diamondbacks World Series is a nine
game series, the least watched world and it's nine games.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
It would be some shit team.

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
It would be.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
It would be when Marvel that evolved. That actually doesn't
even count as a championship because I was in Mexico
and I was not in the States when the Rangers won,
So I don't honor that championship. Nice every time anybody
tried to say, well they won, that was I wasn't here.

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
So now my my list is a little different than yours.
Chauncey's five. Also, he was downside of it was a
little too close to show Hey, so like the shine
was still on show Hey and.

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
Then had won he won a Gravy Award earlier the
previous year.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
I'm actually going to show Hey four just because they
could never definitively prove.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
They proved it, dude, how you just know, like not
know that all that money's going in and out. You're
you don't get noifications.

Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
They never like had a video of show actually placing
the bets. They couldn't prove he was the one too.

Speaker 5 (01:38:05):
They just covered it up because he's it's vit basketball.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
You think they're gonna tell us that, no silvers, it's
his French interpreter, Pete Rose.

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
Three. We need to start that, all right, We need
three because he wasn't a player. He was coaching and
he was only betting on his team to win. So
he says, no way, that's there's no way you can
track that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
So it's like him and story, but.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
We have he's admitted he did the best. He probably
bet against his team too. It's Pete Rose. He's a
fucking well known.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Lier and the best, but he wasn't playing, he was
just managing the two.

Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
I'm going sores be because he's the first player ever
that has now been caught gambling on his sport and
allowed to still play.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
That's badass, though, but.

Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
Like, that's fucking bullshit. The only reason it's not number
one is the Black Sows through the World series, not
Shoeless Joe, though he still played like a mad man.
He just knew about him and he wasn't a fucking
rat like that bitch Mike Fires.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
He was the Jose of the Black Socks.

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
He was like, I know, my the rest of my
team is cheating, but I will not cheat.

Speaker 4 (01:39:11):
Yeah, his name is forever fucking changing because he's the
most well known guy out there. Let's just forget that
he hit like three fucking eighty.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
During the world and also like the coolest name Pete
Rose that fucking rocks.

Speaker 6 (01:39:22):
Come on, he's higher because he got his testicles electrocuted
by Kane on w W.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
That's yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
Yeah, so similar list. Mine was a little different on
the ordering, but gret not fake, by.

Speaker 7 (01:39:36):
The way, that is actually real.

Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
And Trump got his head shaved yeah too, No, he didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
How many other countries have a president that fucking rock bottom?

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
N We didn't Trump shaved? What did Trump get done?

Speaker 4 (01:39:47):
He got?

Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
He gets speared, right, he probably I think he like
he shaved Vince.

Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
He tackled Vince. Yeah, which, by the way, Vince wick
Man bad guy. Nobody wants to give Trump credit for
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Trump did say he was a bad guy. He also
now he hung out with them for a long time.
And then I think his wife is like Secretary of
Education without having any of that, but like still details.

Speaker 7 (01:40:09):
We don't care about that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
That is like a Trump assaulted a bad guy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
What you want about Trump, say what you want about
Trump got booted Knicks game. He did get footed the
next game, but he said it was incredible and it
was just very loud. It was just really loud red.
It's great, he's bad hearing guys, But like you get
the WWE clip and then you get the home Alone
two clip and you're like that, yes was our president
for like we're gonna tell our kids that that guy
was the president of the United States.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
That dude.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
They got it fired people every.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
Week and tank the rival league to the NFL, which
you know what maybe that was a good thing. Maybe
the NFL wouldn't be as great as it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Is now if not for making the NFL great.

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
What did they call it, the UFL.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
It is the USFL US now it's the UFL. The
UFL is the XFL in u s.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
The only downside of it is we lost the Houston Gamblers.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
We have them back now, Yeah, but it's not the
same the rough axcellent roughnecks.

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
You're dead to us because they are the gamblers.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Right, but now they just you just put the gambler sticker.

Speaker 4 (01:41:06):
On the rough necks. You can't.

Speaker 6 (01:41:07):
We just.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
The gambler's helmet was elite. Yeah, ok, yeah, great question, Ashley, that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
Was a really good question. I like the power ranking those.
Robert Haywood writes in and says, if you were wandering
through Australia, are you more likely to encounter a kangaroo,
a crocodile or a wallaby?

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
Well, not crocodile, because if you just stay away from
the coast, there's a lot of Australia that's not on
the coast, dude, there's rivers, bro Yeah, but it's not
like you're not gonna be just randomly on land on
a street and run into it.

Speaker 5 (01:41:37):
Crocodile hunter, crocodile dundee.

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
Like that, halfway from the water, and you're probably okay.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
Half of Australia's crocodiles. I do think kangaroo is the answer,
because I'm pretty sure like there's more kangaroos than people
in Australia. I don't think it's actually run by Australia
by like Australia is run by kangaroos.

Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
That's what a kangaroo court is. Yeah, it's like their
supreme court is the Kangaroo Court.

Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
So like they're president is Captain Kangaroo.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Yeah, yeah, and the King Jack Kingary Jack went the
last election Captain Kangaroo.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
I thought kangaro Jack was the Prime minister, old prime minister.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Now there.

Speaker 5 (01:42:08):
Now they're doing a presidency and I don't know what
Wallaby is.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
I know it's a fun thing to say. I know
a horse was named.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
After it, Roco from Roco's Modern Life.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
I'm not familiar with their game. Crocodiles are in the water.
I've seen videos of a cul de sac in Australia
where two kangaroos were just duking it out in the
middle of the could a sack. Those fuckers are everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
Yeah, I think I think that they run Australia.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
So I would imagine you could be in the outback,
you could be in the middle right at the Sydney
Opera House, Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Okay, right, you got me there.

Speaker 6 (01:42:38):
This is gonna be this is going to go left
field right now. Okay, but but still on kangaroos. Everyone
disagrees with me, but I'm telling you right now, I
fuck up kangaroo.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
I think come on there we go, okay, side step
the kick fucking right, cross right to the kangaroo.

Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
Also gun or don't believe done even guns kangers don't
think so.

Speaker 4 (01:43:04):
The kangaroo lands a couple of blows on me, I'm
gonna imagine it's holding the dog. I'm a that. Yeah,
the guys we have video of it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:12):
Yeah, I'd stun him and then I would just probably
not hang out very long.

Speaker 7 (01:43:15):
I'm fucking up a kangaroo. Like you're like, dude, no,
kangaroo's gonna suck you up. Dude. You ever seen them?

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
They're jacked And I'm like and yeah, dude, you know what,
they don't have the American spirit and I have that
I don't have a.

Speaker 7 (01:43:28):
Posable thumbs one.

Speaker 4 (01:43:30):
Yeah, I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
Bitch. Oh you got a pouch?

Speaker 4 (01:43:35):
Cool?

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
Is that your baby? Guess what I'm kicking it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
I'm fucking yeah, I'm gonna yank that ship out of
the whoopy Goldberg.

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
Guess what. A kangaroo doesn't know how to defend a
superman punch?

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Yeah, not ready for it, and you can stay on
your little fucking bitch ass tail. But dude, one thing
I know is that I'm not scared of you.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
Kangaros only know how to defend a double kick at
once while I throw a sidekick at him. Yeah, they
won't like fucking Sage North cut back and then his
UFC days.

Speaker 5 (01:43:59):
Okay, you get your your ground and pound game. You
think you can fucking kangaro.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
Yeah, kangaros can't fight on the ground. I would go
fucking tudo or twos on their ass so fucking quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
I presume jiu jitsu. Those motherfuckers like Neaymar.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
You think a kangaroo knows how to stop spinning backfist?

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Oh no, absolutely Notam glad we were in agreement. Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
I'll grab it by the pouch, pull it in, fucking
upper life hack.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
If anybody ever says, do you think you could take
this animal, just say yes, because there's a very small
light lad that you will ever have to fight said animal,
and you just just bow up, just like, yeah, I'll
suck up anything. Zebra, fuck it up, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:44:32):
As long as it's a male animal, you can just
hit it the nuts exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
And if it's a female and I would disrespect it
because that's what I do with women and females. I
respect all females, respect.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
Not all.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
I don't know about wallabies. I feel like it would
be you're more likely you go kangaroo crack it out
than wallaby.

Speaker 4 (01:44:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
No, they seem small, so they probably hits.

Speaker 4 (01:44:54):
The things about the wallaby is it's small, so you
might walk past it and not even see it, so
technically you didn't run into it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
And whenever I think wallaby, think koala, So I feel
like then I just put the two together and it'd
be the koalab, which sounds very cute.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
Which if we have ligers, we should have some koualabies
koualib what about I feel like you should probably be
able to cross bread those.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
Or what about koala bees and it's just like allergic. Yeah,
but these are just they instead of like stinging he
they just give you syphis.

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
I mean, is a bumblebee a quality.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Have syphilis?

Speaker 4 (01:45:27):
Yeah? And you know what if I'm gonna gt syphiliss,
I want to earn it the old fashion way.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
The old fashion way. Yeah, the level of a dirty woman.

Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
How'd you get syphilis? Fucking crazy Vegas weekend? Much better
than how'd you get syphiliss? I hugged a fucking.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
Koala kuala bee nest fell on me and they got me.

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
I went to the zoo and I held a koala
and now I need penicillin.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Quality is just tiny little flying koalas that sting you,
or a koala wallabee combo which is just cute as ship. Also,
you have the good version of the bad version of
what kind syphless.

Speaker 4 (01:45:58):
Meta syphlis Medicine in Australia should just be called koala
plan b I like that, or plan kowalab.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Yeah, plan Koualaby is way better plan quality.

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
Yeah right, good question.

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
This is what a show. We're having. A fantastic show,
A plus, A plus by everybody. This has been questions
and this is from Emma m says, you're telling me
that the entire city of Boston cream pie one person.

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
What Bonnie Blue can't have a job.

Speaker 5 (01:46:36):
It's not really a question, but like, I don't know,
maybe laugh so that we're using that one this week.

Speaker 4 (01:46:41):
By the way, a dessert is so good that even
the amount of imagery you can do with it won't
even hesitate me from eating it.

Speaker 7 (01:46:48):
Boston cream pies are Yeah, absolutely, I would rock them.

Speaker 4 (01:46:53):
I will eat one while thinking about the scene from
Van Wilder and not even slow down.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
Do other cities have pies? Like?

Speaker 5 (01:47:00):
Is there like a Charleston cream pie and there's like a.

Speaker 6 (01:47:04):
Like that one sounds growing oak cream pie or cream
pie sounds dirtier than a.

Speaker 4 (01:47:10):
Louisiana cream pie is just uh, it's creams shoved into
the middle of a what's the fri with the powdered
sugar on top of bet? No, not the Benet the
which actually that would probably no, what's the fair food? Really?
You just drizzle batter into it and it Okay, that's
what I was thinking of. I forgot Benet's worth thing. Damn.

(01:47:33):
A Louisiana cream pie just being a Benet stuffed with
cream would be fucking outstanding.

Speaker 6 (01:47:36):
Yeah that's great, great, but yeah on it, how have
you not done? Yeah, we need to take that, you
know what we're taking that.

Speaker 4 (01:47:44):
That does speak to like how good the food is,
Like we don't even need to shove cream inside of it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
It's just that, which I think that's why it's like
Bosston cream pies, like they can let they can stand
like being associated with porn grapes.

Speaker 5 (01:47:57):
I don't know if they're good enough to fight rape off.

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
I'm trying to think, like what now, what would be
the same pies of the different city, Like.

Speaker 5 (01:48:03):
Yeah, we started and we're finishing with that. How about that?

Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
A New York cream pie?

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
You think we don't plan anything here?

Speaker 4 (01:48:08):
New York cream pie? Is it? Is it a piece
of pizza with cream under the cheese or some stuff
crusted with the cream in the it's just the like
it's like a bagel, like a bacon, egg and cheese
on a bagel. Dude. A New York cream pie where
you do a dessert pie like you get at CECS,
but the stuffed crust is cream inside the crust. That
would be out fucking standing.

Speaker 6 (01:48:27):
Well CEC's memory had they had that apple pie pizza
or whatever. Oh, I could see that for New York and.

Speaker 4 (01:48:33):
La cream pie would be like quene wall, like faux
cream inside of it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Like a cream cream cheese and a little bit heroin
on the side. It's injected with that like that's the
cream pie is just like a used needle.

Speaker 4 (01:48:46):
Whatever it was, Albuquerque cream pie. You just take a
hit of meth and then shove some fucking icing into
your mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:48:52):
Yeah, it's a regular Tuesday for some people.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Methods chicken and Albutquerque yeah, and Kirky. Then you give
me Ston.

Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
Kentucky cream pie, cream in sad a fried chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
Yeah, we don't need to come to the cream pies
I think doesn't have. On today's podcast locally though, the
boys break down cream pies locally. What's what's the most
Houston food? A Klachi with oil in it?

Speaker 4 (01:49:20):
That's I don't think kolachi is Houston, though this is
in Houston. We've got too many cuisines, so there be
a Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
It's just as Shipley done with cream in it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:28):
It's a Boston, that's all it is. Farewell.

Speaker 7 (01:49:33):
I like that well.

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
Farewell. On that note, I guess very British.

Speaker 7 (01:49:38):
Farewell.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
Try it. Next time you get like an armum with somebody,
instead of like fuck you, like try and like walk
like meanly say tune Lou, I.

Speaker 4 (01:49:52):
Said, good day, tunea fucking lou.

Speaker 5 (01:49:55):
Man, Like, just try and say that angry next time.
We need to make that a thing. We're taking great
back and we're making tutulu and angry goodbye.

Speaker 4 (01:50:03):
I wish I knew someone named Lou so I could
call him later.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
Can you imagine if you hear your fucking neighbor like
they're fighting, the guy slams.

Speaker 4 (01:50:13):
Doors to Lou, fuck you, you know what? Becky tut Lou.

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
Like, hell yeah, brother, hell yeah, lad, Hey mate, fuck
yeah dude, Hey yeah, Brev. All right, I guess that.

Speaker 4 (01:50:30):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (01:50:30):
This all time Answers segment, it's up there.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
This is all star level answers, Questions.

Speaker 4 (01:50:37):
Answer segment of the week of the year. We should
we just mark this week as the leading candidate.

Speaker 5 (01:50:42):
Somebody remind us Broke of the June the June tenth podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:50:47):
That was it?

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Make sure you grab and then yeah, I guess to
share us with the friend and Let's wrap this up
with a random celebrity generator. Who you guys gonna go.

Speaker 4 (01:52:08):
Well all for the World Cup. I'll go with the
greatest American soccer player of all time, Lionel.

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
Messi Miami enter, Miami, Yes, American soccer player.

Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
I will go.

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
Ronaldo. I'll go Ronaldo.

Speaker 6 (01:52:26):
I guess I gotta stick with though you don't have to,
you know anyway kind of but I feel forced.

Speaker 7 (01:52:31):
Your pressure is a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
Your namar, I don't know, you don't have to.

Speaker 7 (01:52:36):
No, I'll go Diego Ma.

Speaker 4 (01:52:37):
Do the heck. Coolest soccer player of all time, dude,
just ripping coke in the fu.

Speaker 1 (01:52:46):
David Beckham was coolest fuck when David Beckham was like
David Beckham, like when it was hot, bit too posh,
but like that. Then he sucked a spice girl and
you're like, you literally potch spice like and then that
was as cool as you could be.

Speaker 4 (01:52:59):
Do you think his coolest mo though, was when he
called her out in the documentary and she's like, I
grew up poor. He's like, you went to fucking school
at a Rolls Roy What can I call you?

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
Father? Drop you off in be honest, it's a road,
thank you, and he just closed the door. It was
a lower income neighbor, now it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
It only had two gates.

Speaker 5 (01:53:19):
We only had one butler.

Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
Yeah, we didn't even have our own chef.

Speaker 4 (01:53:24):
My mummy cooked my own food, all.

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
Right, Maredona Messi and Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo to be specific.
We got craft work, Oscar Roberts and Eddie Murphy, the Stooges,
Emma Thompson, the Cure, Ben Hogan and Angelina, Joe Lee, Diego,
Mari Dona.

Speaker 5 (01:53:42):
Leo Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
Let's run it back, Iiker Cassius, oh Amy Adams, Mary Pierce,
Bill Shoemaker, Athleah Gibson, Cat Stevens, Bert Lancaster and Buddy
Holly and the crickets shout out the buddy, I should
take in the crickets fun.

Speaker 4 (01:54:01):
They shut up, Burt Lancaster, what a fucking name?

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
The crickets all right, Christian Ronaldo, Leo Messi and Diego
marid In that last one, Leo Messy, let.

Speaker 4 (01:54:19):
I've been waiting you. Oh, I hope nobody's still working
in this all.

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:54:25):
We got Leo Messy, got it? He got it my
pants wait to go? What a wait end? This is
the greatest moment of my life.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
I told you it's the best feeling ever. Hey, congratulations
Buddy keeps falling out of congratulations buddy.

Speaker 5 (01:54:41):
Yeah, we have people walk about what's going on over here?
Guess Leo Massy?

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
All right, it's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:54:46):
Uh A postgame interview?

Speaker 1 (01:54:50):
Yeah, how do you? What are your thoughts? We went
into your decision, you.

Speaker 4 (01:54:53):
Know, long time coming. We put in a lot of work,
team game. I just want to think, you know, Americans
everywhere for this another win for America.

Speaker 1 (01:55:04):
Yeah, with an American American American soccer player on American
World Cup coming up this, I.

Speaker 4 (01:55:10):
Might have to put a future on USA to win
the whole damn thing.

Speaker 1 (01:55:12):
Now, ye on, Messy's us a nice wa all hey
and on that sign us off, buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:55:20):
Li No messy dude to just kidding love you guys.
It passed the Gravy Bitches, Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

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