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Rod, Tessa, Alex, and Chile talk about getting enough sleep, cat toes, and give you a new meditation technique to help you relieve some stress. They also play another round of Risk It For The Biscuit.

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Here we go. Let's go,let's go, let's go, let's go.
Good morning. This is Ed McMahon. I know, ladies and gentlemen,
he Rod Ryan. Okay, guys, strap yourselves in for our tat
Tuesday edition of The Rob Ryan Show. A lot of big things today happening
on the program. I'm excited aboutit. Two time Hall of Famer Brian's

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going for Hall of He's trying toget into the Hall for his third time.
He's been dominating this week. He'sgoing for win number five today he
goes in the hall. We startwith some brand new players tomorrow. But
boy Chili puts some five finger DeathPunch tickets in there, and I know
that's going to get some people callingin to try to win. Dave Matthew's
band tickets coming on the Fun FactFlashback. We'll get your Limp Biscuit tickets

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at seven twenty Risk it for theBiscuit. Okay, yesterday was you know,
the first day we did it.It's live radio. We're gonna do
it again today. We're going toplay every day your chance to win up
to one thousand dollars. I thinkour guy yesterday kind of wished out at
two hundred bucks, but he gottwo hundred dollars. You're winning cash with
US. Okay, local, you'recalling in. One of you gets to

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risk it for the biscuit. Ateight twenty, Alternative Income is back.
That's a chance nationally to win onethousand dollars. And then we'll leave you
with some Weezer tickets on Nova showtwenty percent chance of rain mostly cloudy,
guys Hi today of eighty seven,Good Morning Tesla. One of Houston's headlines.
Hey, good morning, Rod morninga home room. So there's a
bunch of national stuff going on,Like NASA confirmed that an object that crashed
to a Florida home came from thespace station. That's a big story.

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The jury selection process in Donald Trump'shistoric money trial schedule to resume today,
and then over the weekend, oneperson died and eleven were injured in a
New Orleans mass shooting. So we'llbe talking about some of those big headlines
here in Houston. A man ischarged with impersonating a police officer. He
was trying to pull someone over.Those people that he tried to pull over

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were under cover Harris County deputies.This happened over the weekend. So that's
kind of a trending local story.That's the serious stuff. Yesterday was tax
Day, which is pretty serious.But a lot of people use H and
R block software to do their taxes, to file their taxes. It crashed.
Millions of people use that software.Yes, hr block software crash on
tax Day prevented thousands of people fromfiling their returns. They finally resolved the

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issue, but it was like inthe afternoon. It was almost five o'clock
in the afternoon our time, andit's not clear how many last minute filers
may have had to now absorb penaltiesand late fees because of that crash.
So we're talking about that today.And then the rust armorer Hannah Gutietas is
being sentenced to eighteen months. Rememberthis this is all still tied to Alec

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Baldwin, the gun on set.It's the depth of cinematographer Hala Hutchins.
A New Mexico jury did find Gutietasguilty for negligence in loading the live AMMO
into Alec Baldwin's gun on set,which inevitably killed the Hutchins when he fired
it. So that's a big storythat kind of broke today that's your big
entertainment news. Okay. Courtney Lovehas a BBC radio series called Courtney Loves

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Women, and in an interview topromote it, she took some time to
bash Taylor Swift Another Woman Perfect.She says, Taylor's not important. She
might be a safe space for girls. She's probably the Madonna now, but
she's not interesting as an artist now. And as if provoking the Swifties wasn't
enough, she said, you knowwhat, let me kick the Bae Hive
too. Let me kick the bayHive too. I like the idea Beyonce
doing a country record because it's aboutblack women going into spaces where previously only

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white women have been allowed. Ijust don't like her music. Okay,
Courtney Love not taking any days offon her podcast. Those are Houston's headlines.
Wow, all right, what yougot? Well? The Astros lost
in the Braves last night six toone. There now six and twelve on
the year. They'll play the Bravesagain this evening. Hunter Brown will be
on the mountain for this Show's goingup against Atlanta's Raynaldo Lopez. First pitches

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at seven to You can listen tothe game on our sister station Sports Talk
seven ninety. Yes, did youstrip him of midtown Hunter Browns? And
I'm also spent. I'm also strippingSpencer Araghetty of his Italian He is no
longer Italian until he wins a game. Okay, Wow, Hunter Brown is
not Midtown Brown until he wins agame too, all right, First pitch
nights at seven to ten. Youcan listen to the game on our sister
station, Sports Talk seven ninety.I hope I can call him Hunter Midtown

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Brown very soon. Me too,so I'm gonna say. And basketball,
the NBA playing games start tonight.The Lakers are going to take on the
Pelicans at six thirty, then theKings take on the Warriors at nine.
You can watch both of those gameson T and T. Also in basketball,
the w NBA Draft was last night. Iowa star Caitlin Clark was taken
first overall by the indianaf Fever,and then ls us Angel Reese went seventh

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overall to the Chicago Star the ChicagoSky. If you want to read more
about last night's at WNBA draft,you can do so on our sports blog
page today. That is idea insports good I got I'm going got that
on the looking at girls blog pageas well. All right, here we
go, guys, Happy tat Tuesday. I gotta pull question up on the
X at Rob Ryan Show, we'regonna be delving into your sleep again.

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We talk about that a lot onthis show. But man, risk it
for the biscuit at A twenty.You want to go for a shot at
one thousand dollars. Man, Ihope you're around for us, But man,
we got a lot to do inhomeroom, including that first phone call,
including that first phone call. Ifyou want the first phone call,
man, come at us seven onethree, two two five, nine four

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five. How do you want toget the show started today? Seven one,
three, two and two five ninefour five, the most interactive show
on the radio. You got anNow let's go. I need four to
five the buzz. Good Morning,Rod Ryan Show just getting underway. Happy
tattooesday. Everybody, hope tax Daywent smooth for you. Man. If

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you were using that H and Rblock, I'm sorry, man. If
you were using that H and Rblock software, they crashed, crashed yesterday.
Millions of people use that and Iknow millions of people were waiting for
the last minute. And I don'tblame you either. I do. I'm
not giving I'm not giving them anyextra money anytime soon. I have to
pay, so I wait until thelast minute as well. So what are

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we doing today on the show.It's going to be busy four hours and
they're all going to be packed.Two time Hall of Famer Brian I'm excited
for this guy. Man, he'sgoing for win number five this morning.
Remember his first three games were justtwo questions and two answers. Yesterday,
he I think he got he gotwoken up. I'll say that he's still
won yesterday, but you know hehe took a shot in the face and

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he needed it. He's gonna gofor win number five today. I think
the dude's gonna dominate. Five fingerDeath Punch tickets. That's a huge ticket
for Chile to put in there.That's just making it like more sharks in
the water, I think because ofthose tickets. So that's gonna get rolling
at around six twenty Dave Matthew's bandtickets will hook you up on the fun
fact flashback Limp Biscuit with all thosecrazy nuts on stage. That's gonna be

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at seven to twenty. Risk itfor the Biscuit Yesterday was the first day,
okay, the first day sounding game. But I think he eventually got
it. I think we all eventuallygot it. It was the first day.
It was because if you remember,the Fresh out of Bed had to
Head didn't sound Monday. Risk Itfor the Biscuit sounded very Monday yesterday.

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And I will take the time toreally really explain it. It's a pretty
simple concept, but I get it. You're on the radio, you got
everyone coming at you. Chili's yellowant you, I'm yelling at you,
everybody. So your chance to winup to one thousand dollars. Our friend
the Texas Hammer, Jim Adler,gave us some money to give to you,
not to me. He said,you got to make sure that you
give it to the listeners. Isaid, okay, so eight twenty a

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chance to win some money. It'sfun. I love it. Alternative income
is back a chance at one thousanddollars nationally. You're gonna be getting that
keyword and we're going to ask youto enter it on the buzz dot com
and then you got the Wheezer ticketson no the show. Okay, I
haven't done this in a long time. Nobody say anything, nobody talk.

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It's no time for the first phonecall of the day. Hello, Hello,
Hello, Hello, good morning.Hello, we'll be there. Hello,
Yeah, I'm here. Can youhear me? Do you hear me?

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Hello? Hello? Hello, Yes, you'll hear me. Hello,
good morning, good morning. Mhm m hm, oh god. I

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just want to give you guys allthe great vibes today. I hope you
have a good day. Oh man, okay, all right, that's really
nice. A second, hello,there we are Wait wait, wait,
wait Manny, are you there?Yeah, I am hang on a second,

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Hey, Garrett, Garrett, areyou there? Yes, Garrett,
I'm not Alex. When's the lasttime we did this bit? We have
been in the studio. Do neverever in the studios? Right? I
was just I was hoping that youguys were just going to carry on with
one another. I know, Iknow, I don't know. I'm Garrett.

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How's your day going? Right?Your day? Man? That's all
right. I'm on my way towork right now. Yeah, that's what
I'm doing. So we have agood day. Hey, I hope you
do that. I want to tellmy wife. I think she's listening right
now. Love me, Terry tofamily I love him, Garrett. You
have a great day, man.Yeah, you see, man, that's

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give a shout out to my son'sbaseball team today. There we go.
You want to take over the showtoday? Me and you, buddy,
You guys are we can handle it. Listen, guys, thanks for being
awesome, Manny, Garrett. Youthat's it. You made my day already.
You made my day already. Thankyou boys, Thank you, guys.

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I couldn't go any longer. Icouldn't hold it in anymore. All
right, can we start the shownow for real? Yeah? What is
playtime? Yes, it's always playtime around here. Quick break on the
flip, got a right check foryou. We'll find out what's training and
then we'll get set up for thefresh out of bed Rock and all tearing
the d Ryan Morning Show. I'msix to ten am, ninety four to

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five the bus. Okay, let'scome on, let's get this thing together.
Good morning. I hope you're alloff to a great start. Thank
you. A lot of people chimingin email is very very busy right now.
Thank you. One real quick one. JJ. Oh my gosh,
I'm out here trying to get myone hour run in before school. I'm
a teacher, I'm a coach.I'm waiting to try to get in for

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the fresh out of bed head tohead challenge. First phone call has me
rolling. I'm laughing and trying torun the best bit I've heard in forever.
Have a great day, brother Rod. Also, big shout out to
all the kids taking star tests today. Thanks. Yeah, thanks JJ.
That's a great mention. Thank you. I ain't done that bit in a
long time. Putting the people on, there's been some funny exchanges like,

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hey, who are you? What? What's your name? What? What
happened? What's trending? Okay,So the Boston Marathon was yesterday and that
is the number one search on Google. So over three hundred thousand runners or
people from the course no no,sorry, thirty thousand runners and then the

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course all cheering them along, equalingyou know, hundreds of thousands of people.
Yeah, Patriot Day in Boston.May I please on the sports blog
page today, an influencer is runningin the Boston Marathon and pooped himself while
streaming it if you would like towatch that. That had to be on
purpose, right, yeah, absolutely, an influencer he did just kept running.

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I mean I know it happened.You see it happen in real time
and why I saw that, andI was like, you know what,
I love Our audience is going tolove this. I don't love poop too.
You love poop. I'm comfortable withit because everyone does it. And
I'm amazed that people don't people shyaway from talking about us. Yeah,
normalized, but I don't love it. Love it, okay? And then
the tat Tuesday is from truck driverCarlos. He is the reason for our

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most popular blog page this morning,so thanks truck Recrlos. He tells us,
reminds the sulted keep the rubber sidedown today and uh yeah, so
you have that. You're looking ata girls walk page already doing well this
morning. Alex's six picks from theweekend still doing I'm just saying that's a
trending. On ninety four five thebus out of our three six picks,

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mine came in third. Yesterday Istill thought they're a great Yeah, pretty
good? Shut up, shut up? Where's our champion here? He's got
a big morning? He doesn't.He's like, what is this? He
goes this show sounds way too silly. Today I'm trying to go into the
Hall of Fame. Can you guysplease straighten out? Good morning everybody.

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Two times Hall of Famer Brian here, breaking my streak of two questions and
two answers. Yeah, but obviouslycoming away with the I am you're fresh
out of bed. Head to headfour day Champion, keep them concert tickets
coming in Chile. Join me onTuesday when I get into the Hall of

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Fame. Bitches, Well, heheard your speech and he put what I
think is the biggest ticket on theshow today. Five finger death punch tickets
are going to whoever wins this matchup? Can you beat Brian? I need
a killer, Yeah, I meanthat's a standing order. But when it
comes to somebody going into the Hallof Fame, he's a two time Hall
of Famer, He's been in thisposition before. I need it. I

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need a stone cold killer this morningto come in here. Okay, make
it a game seven one, three, two, two, five, nine
four five The Rod Rise Show celebratingtwenty years ninety four or five of the
Bus ninety four or five buzz Litsmy old worst enemy broughd Ryan's show tat
Tuesday and day two Risk it forthe Biscuit with our man, the Texas

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Hammer Jim Adler. Oh yeah,he's not just for Mondays anymore. He's
for every day. We're playing RiskIt for the Biscuit with the t Bus
Hammer every day this week at eighttwenty. And then somebody did I'm sorry,
I forgot, but someone did ask, well, what's going on if
Risk It for the Biscuit is ata twenty? What does that mean for

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reading my lips? We will doa three game day on Thursday and crazy
people will be happy while read mylips. We'll go back to seven twenty
this week so we can. SoI'll just be leaning on you to get
me those words early though. That'sit. So it's if I gotta work,
you gotta work, okay. Soyeah, we're gonna we're gonna play

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everything this week, mostly clouding todaytwenty percent chance of rain, I have
eighty seven. And now each timefor the fresh out of bed Head to
Head Challenge, Listeners to your corners. Brian, good morning. Your only
two question You're only day that wasn'ttwo questions to answers was yesterday. But

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I told you it was a goodthing, right. I don't know if
you agreed with me, but Imean you got punched in the mouth yesterday.
He still won. No, Iagree bo on that first question.
Yeah, yeah, and I thinkyou know you needed to. I think
he woke you up, that's forsure. It means, oh, this
could be interesting maybe, Slow fastAndrew. Good morning? What's going on

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round? This guy sends us roadtrip? He's road trips with the family
all the time. He loads upthe truckster. He's out and about.
We gave him a girl's shirt.He still wore it, hits the rug,
comes to pick up his t shirt. We give the lady's shirt.
He's like, hey, is thiswhat you meant to get give to me?
Yes, you look great in it, Andrew, How are you great?

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When's the next road trip with thefamily? Oh, we don't want
to play in the summer, goingto a Glacier National Park. Unbelievable,
so fun, unbelievable. Okay,what I mean? You got the name
slow fast Andrew. I imagine someonethat's not hurt you before, they don't
what that means? Are you anygood at this? I mean not try?
Don't we all? Are we alljust out here crying? All right?

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Well, Slow Fast Andrew you've neverbeen in the Hall of Fame,
No, sir. One three ina row. Okay, he's won some
games before, he's had a taste. Shout out your name when you think
you know the answer. Again,great tickets right, oh yeah, if
I fear your death punch with MarilynManson, that's what's on the table.
Right. I think it's the biggestticket on the show today. I do

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well. Those slump biscuit tickets aregreat too. All the same game.
Shout out your name when you thinkyou know the answer. Brian, You
ready, Let's do it slow fast? You ready to go? Yes,
sir? All right, here wego. He's gonna be yelling out Andrew
for you guys. All right,here we go. Question number one,
how many stripes does the INDEEDA Andrew? Did he hear enough? Andrew?

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Three? I didn't think he heardme. He got just enough. It's
a correct answer. Three is thecorrect answer. How many stripes does the
Adidas logo? Have you heard Adidas? Andrew? Yes, sir, wow,
because you said your name right ontop of it. Out. Okay,
this is kind of what happened yesterday, though Brian was unflappable yesterday.

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Here we go. Next question,Brian, you're good, let's do it.
Of course you're good. Which planetis the red planet? Brian mars?
It is? Uh slow fast?You were fast fast, you're fast

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fast today? Did you forget yourname? Yes, sir, we might
have to change his name. He'sfast fast Andrew. Today we'll see for
the wind, who's gonna win.I'm not gonna say. I want to
know. I don't even look atit. Don't you look at me?

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All right? I'm looking at you, all right, Andrew and Brian for
the wind? What green or redsauce is usually placed on the table,
right, Brian, Brian salsa.I'm being dramatic today. It's dramatic thing.

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It's a correct answer, the correctanswer. I need Hall of Fame
music. Wow, I need hO F I know people, I know,
I know people play at home.What green or red sauce is usually
placed on the table at a Mexicanrestaurant to dip chips into? So you

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say, save yourself because people aregonna get well sauce. What are you
dipping your chips into? It's salsa. It's a correct answer. But you
know what pretty fast fast Andrew.Maybe I'll upgrade it a pretty fast Andrew.

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Yea gratulations, Andrew. That wasone of the that's one of the
best games you've ever played, dude, and you needed that today. Yes,
sir, I'll be back in thirtyall right, bro, uh are
we changing that to three time Hallof Famer Brian Nurry. That's what we're
doing. Okay, so you geta name upgrade as well. Hey,

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dude, congrats, you play greatall week man, appreciate it. Thank
you. So tell everybody, becausepeople always save this for after they get
off the air. I'll go intothe song. I'll say, okay,
coming up, we're doing this,this, and this. I'll put the
e that won on hold or thegirl that wins on hold, and then
I'll go and talk to them fortheir speech. And this is what everyone
does. Oh, thank god,that's over. I know. Are you

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going to say that to me whenwe when we convene when the rain off
air. Absolutely the nerve or feelingthat, thank God, it's supposed to
be fun. I keep reminding peopleof that, and everyone everyone has the
same Thank God. All right,dude, great job today. Congrats,

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you're done. You're done until theend of the year. The rod Ryan's
show bus. I come on ninetyfour or five the buzz. It's gonna
be a great day today. It'sgonna be a great day today. I
don't even think slow fast Andrew wasupset. I don't think so either.
And it was a great game.Yeah, he knew he gave him a
good game. I think he'll beback. I think, you know,

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the more he the better he's gettingfor sure. Twenty percent chance of Rainbostly
Claude's guys today for your tat Tuesday, Hi eighty seven. We got another
person in that hall, a freshout of bed head to head challenge.
Here's your current championship over. Goodmorning everybody. This is former two times

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Hall of Famer Brian. I justgot a name upgrade. This is now
three times Brian Baby, fresh outof bed head to Head Hall of Fame
member number five for twenty twenty four. So you know I'll be back at
the end of the year looking toupgrade my name one more time to the
year long champion. Brian. Bitches, there you go. You just got

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a congratulations from Sexy James. Ahdid he beat Sexy James? Is that
what it soaunds? Is that whyYeah, he said he wanted to wish
Brian congratulations. Well deserved Hall ofFame game he definitely earned. Yeah,
I think he did. Big sexof Josh. Good game, freak game,
Yeah, a really really good game. Today. Okay, tomorrow,
fresh Fish, you've waited your thirtydays. What is it? Who's going

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to be on the other end ofthat phone tomorrow? We don't know.
We never know, but that's whatmakes it so fun. So we'll start
all again tomorrow morning, about sixtwenty. It's the fuck that's of the
day. We make you look smartin front of your bodies. It's the
fuck that's to the day. Here'ssome new fun facts for you this morning.

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Even though the Soviet Union hasn't competedin the Summer Olympics alex since nineteen
eighty eight, they haven't been calledthe Soviet Union, but they all just
kind of go in there with aweird name. Everybody knows where they're from,
but they don't get counted as theSoviet Union. They are Olympic athletes
from Russia, and the Russian OlympicCommittee was what they were. Yeah,

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yeah, nation, they are,they are. They are still even though
they haven't competed as the Soviet Unionsince eighty eight. They are still second
in the all time medal count.Congratulations of America two six and twenty nine
medals. Soviet Union has one thousandand ten A bunch of dopers. Great
Britain's is third with nine hundred andsixteen. Geez, we dominate. Huh

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yeah, dude, that's why Chiliwanted to be one of us. He's
like, I want to dominate inthe Olympics gold medals. That's all he
cares about. Love you, Chili. Two thirds of the world's polar bears.
They live in Canada. That isfun. What did I doing up
there? Sorry? Nice and cold? Just chilling? Yeah, being bipolar,

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that's you. Long John's do youcall them Long John's? Do you
know what that like? Like whatyou wear under your ski stuff? For
me, Long John's were that awfullykind of material. They were white.
Yeah, keep you warm. Let'sstill wear them from time to time.
Just I'll wear them like under aT shirt in the wintertime. Long John's

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named after a boxer in Boston inthe eighteen seventies, John Sullivan. That's
neat. John Sullivan would wear thosein the rings. If you look at
old timey boxers. They're wearing longJohns, even the pants they're wearing while
they're in the ring. But yeah, long John's named after John Sullivan.
So awesome. It's the fuck Ba'sof the day. We make you look

(25:36):
smart, Buddies' the fuck Ba's tothe day. I always like to think
about Chili wearing those long Johns.And he's got that door in the back,
yeah, with the two buttons,a little button door. Yeah.
Yeah, So he doesn't have toyou know, I don't want my man
to get called, So he justlike undoes the barn door back there,
yep, and then needs to dohis business. What do you giving away?

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Nic? See you think of him? I'm here to us to see
Dave back. He's band at WoodlandsCivili in May thirty First get your fun
back. I would never trust thatdoor. I never I was behind that
door. I could never just sitthere and just trust that everything was going
to be good with just the backdoor open. You need to trust.

(26:17):
Samsung started in nineteen thirty eight.They were not making cell phones, guys
in nineteen thirty eight, Okay,what was one of the things they sold
as a trading company? Back inthe day before they got into electronics seven
one three two one two five ninefour five. It's now time for rockout
with your stock out with Captain Cash. It was Captain Cash right there.

(26:40):
Hey, how brother, there heis on the phone. I'll be doing
Wall Street. Yesterday, We've hadtoo many of these days. Here.
The Dow was down two hundred andforty eight points. Kick out this morning
at thirty seven thousand, seven thirtyfive, Nash back down two hundred and
ninety to fifteen thousand and eight eightyfive bench. Our ten year treasury trades

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at a four point sixty five percent, and oil stands at eighty five dollars
eleven cents of barrel to. Themost active is the big studs Goldman,
Sachs, Intel in the United Healththe big duds Salesforce, Apple, and
Microsoft. On the economic calendar,this morning, we'll get numbers on housing
starts, also building permits from March. Right now. Futures looking good.

(27:21):
They're on the other side. Let'shang on to this. We'll have a
positive opening right here on Law Street. That's it. I'm out of here.
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four or five. The Buzz.Welcome back, Rod Ryan Show. Sure,
all right, who's this? Goodmorning, Good morning. This is

(28:03):
Shawn. I'm sorry say it again. This is Sean Hi, Sean,
welcome to the show. Samsung theythe company started in nineteen thirty eight.
They were kind of a trading company. Obviously we're not that into electronics yet.
Give me something that they sold backthere in the thirties. Hey,
just like a TV in the cellphone and they were singing on drive fish
noodles, dried fish noodles. Thisguy knows. Yeah, so we told

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you yesterday dried fish groceries and noodles. Sean remembers from yesterday. We need
to reward him. Okay, howabout with a pair of tickets to see
Dave Matthews ban There you go.I think that's a good exchange. I'm
gonna be there with my thirty feetand everything wonderful. Okay, but you
gotta put some shoes on in thebathroom. I heard some awful reports about

(28:49):
the pussy for a Perfect Circle showthis weekend. If you're running around all
bear footy, whatever, if yougot a whiz, please put some shoes
on. Oh yeah, I'm gonnaput this slide on. No worry especially
about their slides gross Ill All right, congratulations, still with your filthy feet.
Oh ex give me something snappy.This will work. It's ninety four

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or five the Buzz five, theBuzz red jumpsuit apparatus and face down on
a tat Tuesday. Hope you're offto a great start to your day.
If you're starting with us, thankyou appreci olymp Biscuit tickets coming up next
hour. That set seven twenty eighttwenty risk it for the biscuit, Day
two. All week we're playing achance for you here locally to win up

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to one thousand dollars. How muchdo you want to risk it for the
biscuit? The biscuit is one thousanddollars. So we'll play that game and
I'll explain everything again. And it'sonly one week. It's a new game,
so we'll get into it. Twentypercent chance of rain, mostly cloudy,
eighty seven will be the high today. Tessa with Houston's headlines. Okay,
we're gonna start with the traffic grindingto a halt yesterday around the country

(30:02):
as protesters blocked major roads protesting thewar in Gaza. Did you see this?
The Golden gate Bridge was trending,but I saved it because I knew
you were doing a news story onit. So the Golden gate Bridge at
San Francisco, demonstrators were holding asign that read stopped the world for Gaza,
and they chained themselves together and usedvehicles to block travel lands on the
bridge for around five hours. Andthen protesters on the Brooklyn Bridge in New

(30:22):
York block traffic. They were arrestedthere and then around forty people were arrested
at the Chicago airport at O'Hare becausea group obstructed traffic wearing stops signed shape
badges that said stop sending bombs.So that was a big story yesterday.
Also, the criminal Hushmuney trial offormer President Donald Trump was in session for
the first time yesterday, and I'mjust gonna say it, not much was

(30:45):
accomplished there. Trump is now thefirst former president to ever stand on trial
on a criminal charge in the historyof the US, and could also become
the first convicted fellon to run forWhite House if he's found guilty. Now
Day one jury selection, okay,not one single juror was confirmed. Over
fifty perspective jurors were excused. Trumpwas reportedly well behaved during the session,
and at one point it looked likehe had fallen asleep. It's impossible to

(31:07):
get somebody that's not biased. Idon't know how they're gonna find one duror
right for this. I really don't, right. So that's the serious stuff.
But let's talk about sleep. Howmany hours do you sleep at night?
We've got a Rod Ryan Show pollgoing up on the X. It's
up on the X and we're doingit because for the first time, a
majority of Americans they're just under slept. So welcome to the club, guys.
According to a new Gallup poll,most of us aren't getting as much

(31:27):
sleep as we'd lie like. It'sthe first time that's been the case since
they started asking in two thousand andone. Fifty seven percent of Americans say
they feel better if they got moreshut eye, and just forty two percent
they'd say they get just as muchsleep as they need. Women or more
underslept than men. Only thirty sixpercent say they're getting enough sleep, compared
to forty eight percent of men.What does our crowd say? Our crowd

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clearly shows that Chile hasn't participated inthe poll question. Nobody has is getting
ten or more hours, which weknow that somebody is, but nobody has
voted for that. Well, I'mstill asleep. How many hours on average
do you sleep at night? Lessthan six hours? Twenty five percent of
our audience gets less than six sixto seven, sixty eight percent of the

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audience eight to nine six percent ofour audience. Chili has not chimed in
on his ten or more hours anight. I try to get at least
seven, but man, I wouldlove eight, Like I always just think,
Man, it still seems like that. I just talked about it with
the chick at Centergenics yesterday. Shesaid, are you sleep? And I
go, no, I mean sixhours? I go, what do you
get? I turned the tables onher. She said six hours. I'm

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like, okay, back at yousleep longer? Okay? What would you
pay for a nineteen ninety three FordBronco. Alex would give everything that he
has for that white Bronco if it'sOJS. Why are we talking about a
white Bronco right now? Because theinfamous OJ Simpson White Bronco is currently on
loan to the Alcatraz East Crime Museumin Tennessee, but its owners, since

(32:57):
OJ passed away, are now thinkingabout selling it, and they're hoping to
get at least one point five milliondollars now. They've had offers up to
seventy seven hundred and fifty thousand dollarsin the past, and now that there's
renewed interest in all things OJ,they think they can jack up that price.
And they claim the plan was alwaysto sell this year because this year
is actually the thirtieth anniversary of theChase OJ's death. Well, that's just

(33:19):
a convinced that's just a coincidence andpossibly a very lucrative coincidence for the people
that own it. I don't seethat for going over a million dollars.
I'm sorry, it's not it's notthe ruby slippers from you know. I
mean, it's better. It's worse. It's worse, definitely worse. Why
would you want that? Well,you don't know, x why would you
want it? But you know whoused to collect cars like that? The

(33:42):
least singer of Corn Jonathan Davis.Oh yeah, he does weird souf too,
right, He had like John WayneGacy's car and things that Ted Bundy
hit, maybe his car. It'sso weird. Who would want that dark
cloud parked in their driveway? Thedark person? Things happened in those cars
mentally, and he bought them.Fighting demons done? Okay. The government
might be going after Live Nation andTicketmaster now, I mean sources say that

(34:07):
the Justice Apartment is going to filean antitrust lawsuit against Live Nation as soon
as next month. A Live Nation, of course, is a parent company
of every concertg or is least favoriteentity Ticketmaster, But you know, what
this is. These are These arethe dealers. The concerts are the drugs
that we are addicted to, andguys, these are the dealers. And
the FED say, look that LiveNation and ticket Master have used their industry

(34:30):
dominance to undermine competition for ticketing liveevents. The result is is that we
all pay more. There's nothing wecan do about it because Live Nation and
Ticketmaster are pretty much the only gamein town. Last year, a Senate
panel subpoena documents from Live Nation pertainingto ticket pricing, fees, and secondary
sales. But that's really all weknow right now. Okay, that's on
the music Fog page. Those areHouston sidlines. Take it, Alex Yeah,

(34:50):
throws lost the Braves last night sixto one. There now six and
twelve on the year. They're gonnaplay the Braves against a night Hunter Brown.
I'll be on the mount for thisDROs going up against Atlanta's rain Naldo
Lopez. First pitches at seven ten. You can listen to that game on
our sister station, Sports Talk sevento ninety. In the NBA, playing
games start tonight. The Lakers aregonna play the Pelicans at six thirty.
Then the Kings take on the Warriorsat nine. You can watch both of

(35:13):
those games on T and T andthen some more basketball news. That WNBA
draft was last night. Iowa starCaitlyn Clark was taken first overall by the
Indiana Fever, and lsus Angel Reesewent seventh overall to the Chicago Sky.
If you want to read more aboutlast night's WNBA draft, you can do
so on our sports blog page today, and then also go check out did
you see the US track and fielduniforms they put out? You got?

(35:35):
And then who ever designed them wasway too horny when they were designing them.
You're gonna need a Brazilian for this. Squirrels Internet was calling them out
for w two horny to design these. Go check out the uniforms. Well,
some people would maybe not the peoplewearing we're gonna love them, but
yeah, the people wearing them aregonna have Oh yeah, there's gonna be
Chase Sports Blog today. Check outYou Can't Wait. Houston's Rocking Alternatives,

(36:00):
The Morning Show from six to tenAM ninety four or five Buzz ninety four,
five The Buzz, Good Morning,rod Ryan's Show. It's Pearl Jam
and we are in the seventh spot. So thank you. If you are
carrying over from homeroom, if you'rejust joining us, wakey, wakey,
hands off those cupcakes, busy,busy. Still, it was a pretty

(36:21):
good homeroom, Like right out ofthe gate, it was a pretty good
home room. It's pretty funny,right right. I I was laughing at
my balls off. I don't know. It was good. First phone call
was a little different this morning.I suggest if you are just joining us,
I would go back and listen tohomerooms starting from the first phone call.
Pretty good Olympiscuit tickets moving forward afterthe break, August eleventh, Woodlands

(36:44):
Pavilion. I do want to goto that show Risk It for the Biscuit
with our man Jim Adler. Igot stuff for that. Yeah yeah,
Alex put E, let's cut meup. Well, I've cut up a
bunch of stuff. Where is thisguy? Are you ready to risk it
for the biscuit? Yeah? IWell, yesterday's guy was not wanting to

(37:07):
risk it for the biscuit. Hetook two hundred dollars and he bailed out
pretty early. He was the firstguy to play this new game that we've
got going on, risk it forthe Biscuit and that is the name of
the game, the biscuit being onethousand dollars. You just have to determine
how long you want to hang inthere because you could win nothing. That's

(37:30):
where the risk factor comes in.If you want to hang on and try
to get that thousand dollars, oneof them will go to one thousand dollars
today. But money, it's cash. That's all you need to know.
It's cash. It's easy, boom. All get to do is just sit
there and you tell me when tostop, and you get to take home
the money that's left. What else? Looking at girls blog page today,

(37:52):
Selena's birthday got to recognize Did youknow that? I mean, I don't
have it memorized. Yeah, Aprilsixteenth? How old would she have been
today? I think she's just alittle younger than me. Seventy one she
was born, Okay, so fiftytwo? Is it weird to think of
her as fifty two? They somepeople just never got old, buddy,

(38:12):
Holly, never got old. Youstay that age like eternalized. James Dean.
Yeah, James Dean made three movies. Never got old and you just
can't think of it. I mean, for crying out loud. You know,
all those rock stars that died attwenty seven, they never got old.
How old was Selena? How oldwas she around when she passed or
she got killed? She was killedsixteen days before her twenty fourth birthday,

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twenty four. She's young, soyoung, yeah, and doing just phenomenal
things, owning the stage like aseason pro, separating her from Kurt Cobain,
and you know, the twenty sevenClub and all of that, because
I mean, all of them aretragic. But yeah, I didn't know
she was that young. Yeah,twenty four. Yeah, a baby,

(38:57):
a baby. But you said youremember the day, Yeah, I was
in I was in fifth grade onthe playground. Yeah, at my little
Catholic school there. Everybody loved Selenabecause she was a hometown girl, big
time. Like you just you hadto like Selena. You had no choice.
Yeah, I think you had achoice. I think you just you
wanted to. I mean, whatwasn't to love? You know what I
mean? She was kind, shewas beautiful, she could sing, she

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could dance. It's like it that'san easy cell when you're a little girl,
you know what I mean. It'slike and she brown like me,
It's like wow, you know,how did I mean, I've never heard
anything bad about it. Jennifer Lopezdid a great job in that movie.
I never saw the movie. Yeah, so, you know what, Originally
the dad said they were gonna makea Selena movie, and they were going

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to cast non actors, so likethe little girl that they cast a Selena,
she wasn't in she wasn't a childactress. They did these big casting
calls, and they did these bigcasting calls around the country, and originally
they weren't gonna have a real,like a seasoned actress player. They were
going to pick someone based on looksand personality, and that's what they were
gonna do. So I remember theseyou would see on the news, these

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lines of women auditioning to play Selena, and they would go dressed up as
her. And in the end,the dad and whoever was making the movie
decided, no, we're going toactually go with someone who has a little
bit of a background, and theypicked Jennifer Lopez, not much of a
background though. She was a flygirl right in living color. And I
don't know what she did after that, And I want to say there was
a little bit, a little bitof you know, not hate. But

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you know, it wasn't a MexicanAmerican actress. It wasn't you know,
it wasn't someone who has ja Loo'swhat Puerto Rican. So it was a
Latina obviously, Bronx you know,ham sandwich on a roll orange drink if
you know, you know. Okay, So so yeah, so that was
that was it, and I think, yeah, I think that was what

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launched her career. It's like,hey, this chick can act. Did
you watch it with my kid?We watched clips. We watched clips online.
Yeah, of actual Selena performances.Okay, like the Astrodome performance in
that in that purple jumpsuit. Iwas making London. That's what I think
we got up. So just soyou know, being recognized on the Look
at a Girls blog page today.Of course, on the flip of this

(41:07):
break, we got a rec checkfor you. We'll find out what's trending.
We'll get you those limb bisiscuit tickets, a lot of biscuit, a
lot of biscuit stuff coming up inthe next couple of hours. Man,
I hope you're able to hang withus Rock and Alternative The Rod Ryan Morning
Show six to ten AM. TheBuzz Betty four or five The Buzz Welcome
back, rod Ryan Show Ted Tuesday. You're looking at girls blog page.

(41:31):
The music blog page is really good. We can only cover a couple of
stories. I'm gonna have to getinto some of the other ones that are
on there. There's some interesting thingsfor sure. And I got it again
another reminder. Slash has an albumout there with all these guest singers,
and you guys know, I loveChris Tapleton who crushed it on SNL this

(41:52):
weekend. I finally got a chanceto watch. He crushed it and he
was in that bit that I putup on the music blog page yesterday.
He had to act. It wasn'tjust Chris Stapleton standing there all shy and
stuff. He had to do someacting. He had lines in the skit.
Everything. It was pre record.It was a pre recorded bit,
but he was really good. Hewas really really good in it. But

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Slash's album, there's some more onthat on there. It talks about some
of the different artists that he hasgot a lot of people singing on that
album. Twenty percent chance of rainmostly cloudy today, hy of eighty seven.
What is trending true or false?We just spent possibly the whole break
talking about women's basketball and the WNBAdraft. Oh true or fall during the

(42:34):
commercial break. During the commercial break, Yeah, I said, those gals
came dressed to kill last night.It gave Slay eight those first eight picks,
man, they were all like wearingdesigner you know, red carpet stop
product. Yeah, they looked,they looked great, They looked phenomenal.
And the Indiana Fever got the numberone pick, Caitlin Clark. You can
go see the I think the nationalteam has announced to who they're taking for

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Paris. The Paris Olympic torch hasbeen it. So you know, all
things sporty going on this morning.If I ask you Rod about the octopus
dad, like the viral octopus Dad, do you know what I'm talking about?
I'd put it on three things youmust see. Okay. First of
all, I see, when youget your kid a puppy or a dog
or a cat. They bought theirkid an octopus. And then and then

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the octopus was pregnant, was pregnantwhen they got it right. And then
there's octopi everywhere like they have.It's not just a litter. There's a
ton of them. There's like fiftyoctopis. So he there's a problem right
now at that house. So thisis why it's one of the craziest stories
you'll ever read. It is threethings you must see. Go check it
out. That is that has definitelybeen trending. I think he's gonna be

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I think the Dad's gonna be onGood Morning America this morning. And I
know some people put out this sidelike free kittens, free octopus. Dude,
Come on, how he's even howhe's even handling this situation. He's
a dentist, Like he's like callingaquariums and scientists to help it. If
Detroit makes mile, if Detroit makesthe playoffs, maybe he can he can
drive him up there. There werehow many how many octave pie on the

(44:04):
ice yesterday? It was the seventysecond anniversary of the tradition? There were
like eight at one point in thethird period, and then it caused the
comeback. So would they kill him? No, you've probably eaten octopus before.
They have Stop being pet one.No, it's not a pet if
they don't want it. Yeah,what else? Just that's it. That's

(44:27):
at Tuesday. That's it. What'strending on ninety four five The Bus.
All right, Yes, some ticketsto give away? I do a pair
of tickets to see Limp, Biscuitwith Bones and eight No Face, Coorey
Filmen and Katie's Finest riff Raff?Is it the finest that Katie has to
offer? Do you realize Chilli livesin Katie? No? I know,
kid, You not put him above? Two and three Alex Are two and

(44:50):
three Riffraffs, Cramp seven one sevenone three two two nine, Ryan Show
five An Experience and Adventure, TheAngel, The Cosmic on US ninety four
five Bus, Pupper, Roach andLast Resort rod Ryan Show. Oh,

(45:13):
we've got a great ticket to giveaway here, let's go do it.
Good morning morning, Well, hello, who's this? Hi? This is
Kelby? How are you? I'mawesome? Is it Shelby with a K?
It's a Kelby k E LB yK E l B. Why?
Yeah, it sounds like Shelby KelbyKelby man. Yeah, I don't remember

(45:36):
talking to you. Have we havewe talked before on the air? Ever?
No, I don't think so.This is my first Kelby. I'm
quite sure of that, and uhmy favorite Kelby Your caller ten that is
awesome. It is awesome. Whatare you giving her? Okay, you
get the tickets to go see LimpBiscuit and Corey Selby. We're going to
be there too. Awesome. Thankyou. So where are you from?

(46:01):
I'm actually from late Jackson. Haveyou won stuff on the radio before?
I never have I would call herI think, not eight or nine for
two years ago and that was theonly time I've ever been closed. Wow.
All right, well man, I'mso happy to have you on today.
Nice to meet you. Congratulations,have a great time with Okay,

(46:22):
I sure, well, thank you, all right, thank you, Charlie.
I need you to just leave heron hold for a second. Do
you think you could clear out thelines? Could you give me? Could
you please get me a cat owner? Just why not? And not caring

(46:43):
the crazy cat lady because she'll knowthat's the one that's quick. I know.
I know she's gonna call. Iknow she's gonna call it. She's
gonna at least chime in. Couldyou give me a cat owner, Lise,
I'll look for one, all right. Uh would you call if you
know about cats? If you havea cat, about cats? I know
about cats. Let me tell youif you love cats, if you love

(47:06):
I love all the cats. Cat. I mean when I see a cat,
I just I just want to holdit. I love all the cats.
Like this is the bad part aboutthis bit, Like we have to
wait for someone to call in.Okay, but what what are we going
to ask him? Why do youwant a cat? I think I don't

(47:27):
want to. I don't think Iwant to ruin it, you know,
all right, Well, I gonnawait and I'll be pretty quick with him.
Hey, is there something weird happeningwith Pearl jam at eight o'clock today?
Did you get that? I knowyou guys don't read the Wizards.
I read it. You don't evenknow, you don't know, you don't
know. Fifty copies for everyone inthe building. Good morning, Rob Ryan

(47:53):
Show. Who's this? This isJoseph, Hi, Joseph. How are
you? Oh? I'm fince askedto go the road? Are you awesome?
Your cat guy? I'm cat byguy by association. My wife is
addicted. I'm wondering if you're theright guy. I'm gonna okay, you're

(48:15):
in, You're in, You're inthe cat. But I'm gonna get like
Candace, like I'm want like aweird o. Check Candace, Yes you
have a cat. I do.It's not like your dude's cat, and
it's like it's your cat by association, it's your cat. No, I
have had this cat before I gotnormally gotcha. All right, So Joseph

(48:37):
is our cat guy and Candace isour cat gal. I'm going to ask
you a question. You will nothave time to look it up because I
will demand an answer quicker than that. Okay, here we go, Candace
and Joseph. Don't shout out youranswer out loud. Okay, how many
how many toes does your cat have? Tess? I want you to write

(49:00):
down your answer. How many toesdoes your cat have? I'm gonna start
with Candace's her cat. How manytoes? Four? Four toes just total
toes? Four toes? How manytoes? How many toes? How many

(49:20):
toes in total does your cat have? Sixteen? Sixteen? Okay, I'm
like, is that cat walking,Joseph. Joseph again, you're saying it's
your chicks cat, But how manytoes does your chicks cat have? You
know, I'm leaning towards Candace's answer, and I want to say sixteen as
well, sixteen, But something inme wants to say eighteen. Well,

(49:45):
okay, I'm gonna go with thesomething in you. I'm gonna go with
Joseph. Joseph who really doesn't wantto claim the cat as his who has
this cat brought it into her relationship? A majority of cats have eighteen toes.

(50:10):
Joseph is the winner. You don'teven like the damn cat, and
he knows. He went with hisgut eighteen. What did you write down?
I wrote down sixteen? Well,how do they have eighteen? I
know cat people are gonna call inthere? Everybody knows this. No they
don't. Ten in front, tenin front, eight in the back.

(50:31):
Yeah, I didn't know that.I didn't know that either. No clue.
Oh for eight, I don't.I woulda gone with sixteen. Yeah,
I woulda gone with sixteen. Ididn't even ask you. Yeah,
I would have had no idea pickup more digits in the front than in
the back. Well, you knowwhat, they're the apex predator of the
domesticated annual animals, so just letthem do whatever they want. Forty six

(50:53):
percent of cat owners. This iswhere Kanda says, oh I knew that
forty six percent of cat owners.They don't know that cats are lactose intolerant.
Did you know that, Candace?Don't like I don't know that you
can't give them milk. I totallygave a straight cat milk when I was
little. I thought that's what youdid with cats. You give a saucer
of milk. Yeah, cereal milk, cow's milk is not good for them.

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Fifty Only fifty three percent of catowners know that cats tend to drink
more water if it's running water,So fountains are better than a dish.
Okay, my sister does have afountain for cat purring, is happy and
stressed out. Okay, Candace,like you think, Oh my little guy's
purring all the time, could befreaking out with all that milk you're serving

(51:39):
them. For God's sakes. Momdoesn't even know how many toes I have?
All right, Okay, I'm donewith you. Cat whiros my guys.
Now all the emails that are gonnacome in. Let's say I knew
it was eighteen. I don't believeyou. Overall, overall, eighty three

(52:01):
percent of cat owners do not knowhow many toes their cat has. I
didn't know okay, yeah, numberthe R. Ryan Show celebrating twenty years,
the bus ninety four five, theBuzz, Good Morning Rod Ryan Show,

(52:22):
cat people before that, some catpeople on chiming in twenty percent chance
of reign mostly cloudy. I've abouteighty seven chat mc rod we had a
cat with twenty two toes one sevenon both front feet. It happens they're
called polydactyl cats. That's come upbefore. In a fun fact, didn't

(52:45):
Ernest Hemingway have a bunch of weirdtoad cats? Oh? God, yes,
poly polydactyl there's some. There's someEarnest Hemingway cat thing that we discussed
on this and polydactyl definitely came up. Karen the Crazy cat Woman, what's

(53:06):
going on? I can barely hearyou all over all these dogs at work
today. All I heard was theword cats on the air, and I
heard my name. I didn't wantyou calling. I know that you would
know that she would, she wouldknow. She knows everything about cats,
Karen the Crazy cat Lady. ForGod's sake, she wasn't. I didn't
need her for that experiment. Iknow that she would know all that stuff.
There is something coming up. ForPearl Jam. Pearl Jam's new album,

(53:28):
Dark Matter, will be released atmidnight on Friday, So I guess
we have something that's gonna be airingat eight o'clock. It's a it's a
couple of dudes from La talking withthe band, but it's short, so
there's gonna be some kind of aPearl Jammy moment at eight o'clock. To
hear it says Pearl Jammy, Rod, you're gonna get Pearl Jammy at eight.

(53:52):
It doesn't say that, but thatwas how I read it. So
there is something coming up, sothat'll be fun and then risk it for
the biscuit is at You're like,what is this, Rod? It's just
a chance for you to win money, Okay, and you have to risk
it for the money. You haveto hold out. Hold hold. It's
like the movie Gladiator. Hold.You have to hang in there for as

(54:14):
long as you can. But youdon't want to let You don't want to
hang in there too long because thenif it blows up, you win nothing.
I know. I'm not explaining it. You just gotta be there.
You gotta be there, call inand I will walk you through it to
try to win you some cash today, all right, Risk it for the
Biscuit at eight twenty with the GreatJim Adler, The Rod Ryan Morning Show
six at ten am, the bus, come on ninety four to five the

(54:37):
bus, Good Morning Rob Ryan Showon this tap Tuesday. We're just getting
closer and closer and closer and closer. Risk it for the biscuit. That's
right, mister Adler. We're gonnaplay risk It for the Biscuit today at
A twenty. And you got achance, I mean a chance at one
one thousand dollars. Somebody does.At least who's gonna win one thousand dollars?

(55:01):
Thank you, my man A twenty. We'll get rolling with risk It
for the Biscuit. Day two.We're gonna play it all week at A
twenty and then, yes, someonekind of figured that out because that game
is in there every day at Atwenty. Read my lips. There is
a group of people that is veryupset that I moved Read my Lips to

(55:21):
eight twenty every morning. It's notwhen they're commuting, so Read my Lips
will be at seven twenty one off. But we can do it. We'll
get our words together and you guyswill help me. Do that on Thursday.
Mostly cloudy today, load chances ofrain warmer than the last couple days,
high to eighty seven today, Tessaone of Houston's headlines. Well,
NASA has confirmed that the object thatcrashed through the roof of a Florida home

(55:45):
last month actually came from the InternationalSpace Station. It was part of a
cargo pallette loaded with fifteen hundred poundsof old batteries that hit this Naple homes.
That happened in March on March eighth. The palette was expecting to burn
up in New York atmosphere. That'swhat they always say, like, oh,
burn up in the airs atmosphere.And now scientists are looking to find
out why their calculations were wrong onthat. So that was a big story

(56:07):
yesterday and then or this morning aswell. And then a man here locally,
this big local story, is beingcharged with impersonating a police officer after
trying to pull over some undercover HarrisCounty deputies over the weekend. So this
dude tries to pull over the deputiesin a car equipped with the red and
blue lights. It had a sirenand everything. Deputies in a Mark Carr

(56:28):
pulled arnold over instead, They're like, actually, U, no reverse card
you, he repeated. He reportedlyhas a uniform shirt, he had a
ballistic vest on. This dude hada body cam, he had a badge.
Deputies arrested him for impersonating police officerand possession of body armor by a
felon. He's reportedly been arrested onsimilar charges not just clear in Texas.

(56:50):
That's here in town, and he'sdone this in Missouri. He's done this
in Illinois. This dude wants tobe a cop so bad, but he
breaks the law all the time.Impersonated Jesus Christ, every single one of
them. They're looking for work.Every car says if you want to work
for us, go to this right. So yeah, that was a local
story going on here. Become acop. If you didn't get your taxes
done in time, you only haveyourself to blame, Okay, just kidding.

(57:14):
You have H and R Block toblame as well. Their software crash
yesterday and April fifteenth yesterday was thelast day to file your taxes unless you
got an extension, So tens ofmillions of people always wait until the last
few days to file. That's accordingto the irs. HNR Block says the
glitch only affected customers who use thedownloaded version of their software. People used

(57:36):
their website or went to an hand R block office, they were still
able to do it. But thousandsof people did have issues because they used
that H and R block downloaded software. Lots of complaints, huge spiking complaints
yesterday, And I mean H andR block is like, I mean,
what do you do? Sorry?The biggest one. I mean, the
government should be cool. And somebodysaid, hey, I was really counting

(57:59):
on using this software where she'd givethem a grace period or something. Let's
talk about Hannagutiata's read the armorer onthe set of the Alec Baldwin movie Russ.
She's been sentenced. I learned thisthe armorer. I mean, I
don't know anything about the movie industry, but she was in charge of all
the guns, anything that was usedon the set. If there's a movie

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that has guns in it, there'san armorer, right like, they're in
charge of the weapons, and they'rein charge of you know, I don't
know. Again, you and Italk about this. Why are there live
rounds on a movie scene when theyhave the blanks that are just as good,
but I don't know anyway. That'snot the story here. The story
is that she has been sentenced toeighteen months in prison for involuntary manslaughter.
That's a maximum she could have received. Prior to her sentencing, prosecutors said

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she showed no remorse for the deathof cinematographer Hala Hutchins during the recorded phone
conversations. During her recorded phone conversationsfrom jail, she allegedly called the jurors
who convicted her idiots and a holes. She also said witnesses lied and that
the judge was paid off. Soit's still not clear how those live rounds
ended up on the rust set Loutittus. Reid was offered a plea deal,
as she admitted she brought them,but she turned it down. Her father

(59:06):
blames the ammunition supplier and the propmaster. Alec Baldwin's in voluntary manslaughter trial
is scheduled to begin in July.He could also get eighteen months. Oh
wait, let's talk about Courtney Lovebecause she has been anti establishment as far
as we can all remember. Shehas a new VBC radio series called Courtney
Loves Women, but in her latestinterview to promote it, she took some

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time to bash a couple of women, couple women that are very popular,
including Taylor Swift. She said,look, Taylor Swift might be a safe
space for girls, and she's probablythe Madonna of now, but she's not
interesting as an artist. She'll getpeople to listen to her podcast based on
that comment, probably has a newalbum coming out with all this, and
if provoking the Swifties was enough,she went for the bay Hive. She

(59:50):
said, I like the idea Beyoncedoing a country record because it's about black
women going into spaces where previously onlywhite women would have been allowed. I
just don't like her music. Andthen she said she hasn't listened to Lana
del Ray and since she released acover of John Denver, and she says
she thinks Lana should take seven yearsoff. That's Courtney love for you guys.
Or is any what surprise? Soanti establishment? Still? Oh God?

(01:00:14):
Keep fighting those a Houston's headline.Lets you got over there? The
Astros loss of the Braves last nightsix to one. They're gonna play them
again this evening. Hundred Brown willbe on the mound for the Stros,
going up against Atlanta's Raynaldo Lopez firstpitches at seven to ten and you can
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basketball, the NBA playing games begintonight. We get the Lakers taking on

(01:00:37):
the Pelicans to start things off atsix thirty. After that, it'll be
Kings against the Warriors at nine.You can watch both of those games tonight
on TNT and some more basketball news. The WNBA draft was last night.
I always start. Kaitlin Clark wastaken first overall by the Indiana Fever,
and then ls used Angel Reese wentseventh overall to the Chicago Sky. You
want to read more about last night'sWNBA draft, you can do so on

(01:00:57):
our sports blog page today that becausewhat's going on in sports? You got
all those octopi being thrown under theice. Yeah, for the for the
Detroit Red Wings, they're not guaranteedto get in the playoffs, right,
they need things to happen. Youneed to win tonight and they need the
capitals. Okay, so maybe moreoctopus Are they at home? They are
in Montreal. Oh, nobody throwsoctopi when they're not at home. Huh

(01:01:21):
you really care? U doess?You really care. Yeah, they can
they do. That's an automaty ejectionin the yeah. But if you're a
real fan, you'll do it.You do it, You risk the biscuit
like us lots of Octopi on threethings you Must see Today and then Yeah,
I've heard it all mentioned. Areyou ready to risk it for the
biscuit? Yeah, one of youwill be asked to risk it for the

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biscuit today at eight twenty. Man, I hope you stay with us The
Rod Ryan Morning Show, six am. The bus ninety four or five the
bus. I was sinking. Ohmy goodness, I was auditioning, so
iping Mike Shinoda might hear me andsay, hey, rod let me pull
you from this morning misery. Ithought we were having a good time to
day. Come over to my band. We'll let you sleep in, We'll

(01:02:05):
let you get some real sleep overthere. Hey, I'm going to get
a chance. It'll be after theshow. I don't know how quickly we're
gonna be able to package it up, but I'm going to get a chance
to talk to Lizzie Hale, whoeveryone knows that's one of my favorite singers
ever. I am going to geta chance to talk to her, so
of course talking up her show hereat the Woodlands. They're on tour.
I think it's a co headlining tourwith I Prevail, But of course I

(01:02:27):
want to ask her a little bitabout doing that gig with skid Row.
She's going to be filling in onsome dates, and she made it sound
like, you know, that's somethingthat could last a while. And she
just put out a picture too,and I have to bring it up.
Let me just see if I canremember everybody in the picture. Billy Corgan,
it's at a table. They're clearlyat the rainbow. So it's Lizzie

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at the back of the picture.And it's DMC from Run DMCA. It's
scott Ian I just happen to bewearing Antha shirt today. It's Tom Morello.
It's big baldy Billy Corgan, andI want to say one more person.
I'm like, what a table?Maybe that's it? What are they

(01:03:13):
talking? What's going on at thattable with Lizzie? And she looks like
she's just having a great time.People are drinking. Nobody's touched their water.
There's like a water with a lemonwedge on it. No one's touched
their water, so I have toask her about that. So I'm looking
I'm really really looking forward to thatinterview. What else today we know?
Risk it for the Biscuit is comingup in just a little bit. We
got mostly cloudy skies today, lowchances of rain, high of eighty seven.

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I do have a pull question up, and it's asking a little bit
about your sleep pattern. There wasa bunch of national stuff talking about sleep,
and I'm like, I don't care. I care about what our audience
is doing. That's the most importantthing for me. How many hours on
average do you sleep at night?There's about one in four people listening to
our show that sleep less than sixhours. We tired. We are tired

(01:04:00):
enough. It's not when I getless than six it's like it affects me.
That's a prank. That's a cruel, evil prank. I don't think
get that. But I'm functional onsix. I mean that's my life.
Six six is my life. That'son average. So I wish I could
have broken it down differently now thanI look at this, less than six
hours one and four of our people, sixty six percent of our audience six

(01:04:21):
to seven hours, eight percent ofour audience eight to nine hours. Nobody's
getting ten hours. Oh, oneperson is in there. At least one
person is in there. Chilly voted. Chili finally got around to voting.
I said, why isn't Chili takingpart in our pole question? Does he
hate our pol questions? But Idon't think he gets ten hours at once?
No, He's like, banks it. What time is blue Blood's on?

(01:04:44):
Or he records that. I thinkhe has all his shows recorded,
yeah for him, along with hismeal ready to go? So not counting
the nap, Chile, at nighttime, you're shut down at around seven maybe
I want to say around eight thirtythe latest eight thirty, but average then
would it be closer to eight orseven? Eight? Eight? Yang?

(01:05:08):
That's early okay? And what timesthe alarm go off? Three twenty dang,
that's early two five. My boy'sonly getting seven. Oh, but
he takes a three hour nap.Yeah, all right, so seven hours
at night he's getting ten and thenthree during the day. Yeah, but
that's not how this has worded.It wasn't taking into account naps. So

(01:05:30):
he's getting ten a day, butseven and three sleeping? What do they
call it? Like intimate fasting inminute when he got intimate fasting, he
says, he's intimate napping. Yeah, that's what I'm doing, snugging up
with all his dogs. How manywhat's the count on the dogs? Six?

(01:05:51):
What's it? Yeah? Oh?Is that all? Yeah? One
of them? Is that all?Yeah? How many toes? How me
toes? Says? Your dog?Here? They got Paul who's getting a
toe docked tomorrow. Really, she'sgetting a tow doc. They don't know
what's going on with her. Idon't need to get into it, but

(01:06:13):
she's just her nails aren't coming inright, she's got problems with her front
paws, and yeah, they're gonnatake off like a piece of her one
of her toes. To try tofigure out what he was going on with
her. Is she gonna be likeafter that? They're gonna a cast or
something? Or is she just goodto go? Uh? Cone of shame
and just wrapped up conn of Shaneand wrapped up no cast to my knowledge,

(01:06:34):
no caste. She already looks sadoutside the Cone of shame. No
I know who's getting old man orbaby. Oh it's the worst, it's
the worst. Okay, guys,the best is coming up. I think
the best thing is I think thebest thing that we have. Sorry,
I just sad that accident, Alex. I think the best of what we
have to offer is coming up.Do you have what it tights to risk

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it for the best kit with RonRyan ninety four or five the buzz that's
our guy. Jim Adler gave ussome cash to give to you. We're
gonna play this game called risk itfor the biscuit. I'm gonna have you
calling in after the break, ChIL. He's gonna explain it to you,

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and then I'll also explain it toyou. That's okay. Yesterday was the
first day, all right? Thatguy walked away with two hundred dollars.
He could have walked away with whatseven? He could have walked away with
seven? Hinge he wished out ittoo. I'll explain everything on the flip.
All you gotta do is just bethere for it, call in,
win some cash, don't hold toolong, or do you think you need

(01:07:42):
to risk it? Maybe today's onethousand dollars day. I don't know.
I don't know. We'll find outthough soon enough. He used his rock
hous, his alternative and the RodRyan Morning show Bus twenty four to five
to the buzz. Good morning,rod Ryan's Show. Oh we're getting close.
We're getting close. We're gonna oneof you on the air with us
to play a game, risk itfor the Biscuit. Yesterday was day one,

(01:08:04):
Today, day two. We're gonnaplay all week right here at eight
twenty. I'm excited about it.Thank you to the Great Texas Hammer for
stepping up always. They were outthere at the golf tournament and everything else.
But yeah, I asked mister Adlerfor some money to give to you
guys, and once I explained thegame to him, he thought it was
cool. He said, Okay,I'm in He's all about it. Hang

(01:08:26):
in there. You could win onethousand dollars. That's right. What's the
name of the game. Are youready to risk it for the biscuit?
All right, we're gonna get intothat shortly. I hate saying the dude
only won two hundred dollars yesterday.Two undred dollars is awesome. Joked about
it. He was very It's notlike he was like, oh man,
like he was just happy he won, learned how to play the game,

(01:08:48):
and we gave him a second chance. He could. I mean, the
max he could have won was sevenhundred yesterday and then the explosion happened.
That's where you got to risk it. You know, how long do you
want to hang in there on themoney? All right, it's coming up.
Tell me what's trending. Bluey istrending on the X right now because
apparently Frisky and Radley Heeler got marriedin a Bluey wedding and people love Blue.

(01:09:15):
It's good. It's a good show. I don't mind it like I
don't mind it. I couldn't standCoco Melon was the worst. That phase
is over with because they sing songeverything. It's lullabyes okay, and all
the kids are in school right yeah, Blippy, that jackass. I couldn't
handle it. I could not handleit. And and London went through about

(01:09:39):
a six month phase of Blippy.Oh, I couldn't handle him being on
my TV. Well Blue. Apparentlythis latest episode of Blue is making people
cry because there's a marriage, someone'smoving like, it's a lot going on
in this latest episode of Blues arejust You've You've been worn. It's the
best things. It's the best thingthat kids can watch right now. Also,
it's all about Caitlin Clark. Rightnow. The US women's national team

(01:09:59):
training camp roster was announced, andit's stacked. You got Kaitlyn Clark bean
a Stewart you were wondering, seeim nosy like you Rod, And it
was like, is Caitlyn and Clarklike dating anyone? Like, what's her?
What's her deal? She actually hasa boyfriend. His name is Connor
McCaffrey. And he transferred from Iowawhere he met Caitlyn Clark. That's where
they met, and he transferred overto Butler. So I've been watching some

(01:10:21):
of his highlight reels. He playsbasketball too. He's pretty good, Okay,
pretty good. I mean she's attractive. She's kind of like she'd feel
like a hot stand of like youknow, she'd be like a hot stand
of comedian. She's in that world. She's not mister what bunny girl next

(01:10:41):
door that she used to She hascurled hair, but she's a beast.
She's she is nails. She isa She's a powerful woman for sure.
And yeah, Kaitlyn Clark still dominatinga lot of the headlines. Also,
what else, Oh, this newreport that came out Psychologists Association came out
with uh, social media report andthey're saying, look, it's not inheritibly

(01:11:02):
suitable for you at all, Likethey're saying social media bad for your kids.
I think we all felt like youkind of knew that. But psychologists
are saying no for sure now.So that's a story you can expect to
hear more about. That's what's trendingon eighty four to five The Buzz Alex,
I don't want my comedians hot.Yeah, I don't you want them
hot? Unassumingly hot. I reallydon't want super attractive stand up comedians.

(01:11:27):
That goes for the girls and theguys. Okay, I'm ready. You're
not allowed to be hot and funny. I think you try harder to be
funny when you're not hot, andover time and they're funnier. The funniest
comedians are not hot. She'd bea pretty hot stand up comedian. You
can make a bit about this.Come on, can we play a game

(01:11:50):
here? Jeez, mister Adler gaveus all this money. Resk it for
a bsitit? Okay, Chillie,talk to these people before they go on
the radio. I mean, dude, what was said to that guy yesterday?

(01:12:10):
Yesterday? I did not explain itto him, because if you did,
then I'd even be more mad atthat guy. Yeah, yesterday I
didn't explain it, okay, butyou got to tell him to hang in
there first. But hang it,listen, I want to lose anybody money
too. A fuse is going tobe lit on the air. You're gonna
hear it, and then you're gonnahear mister Adler Kaman and say one hundred
dollars and then two hundred dollars.Well, that's all that guy needed to

(01:12:35):
hear. He wanted to take hismoney and run. He knew that that
explosion was coming at some point ormaybe not. One of them goes to
a thousand. One of them thisweek will go to one thousand. I
don't know. They're in a randomizerright now, so I don't know if
it's today. But yesterday he's explodedafter seven hundred. So that guy left

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three four or five said, oh, he could have had another five.
But you know that you don't knowwhen the explosion is coming or if it's
coming at all. Chillie, Ijust explained it, but you're gonna do
it again. You're gonna have toexplain it again to them Risk It for
the Biscuit. Okay, I wantbig money. I want big money for
you guys. Call now seven onethree The Rod Ryan Show, Mornings on

(01:13:23):
the Bush. Here we Go,ninety four The Buzz, Good morning rod
Ryan's Show on this Tattuesday. Iwant to get into it. I want
to play, I want to go. I want to play this new game.
All right, guys, I'm glad. I'm so glad you're here for

(01:13:44):
but I think is gonna be thehighlight of today's show. Risk It for
the Biscuit. Thank you, misterAdler. You guys know the Texas Hammer
gave us some cash to give toyou, and we're playing a little game
called Risk It for the Biscuit.Wrong side of the table. Here,
hang on, make sure okay,here we go. Hey, Leo,
get third Chili came on out ofnowhere. His speaker's always on when he

(01:14:06):
wants to talk to us. Whena song's playing, He's like, hey,
man, I explained it. Ifhe gets it, if he screws
it up, it's not on me. He explained it very well. We'll
see. Now, this is theonly question I'm going to ask of people.
I don't mind explaining it again,and I'm going to do it for
everyone listening to You're going to heara fuse, okay, and then you're

(01:14:28):
gonna hear mister Adler come on,and he's gonna be going up one hundred
dollars increments. He's going to besaying amounts of money. Okay. When
he says that money, it's yours. You can lock it in at any
time. You can lock it in. Yesterday, the dude wanted to lock
in after two. He just wantedthe two hundred dollars. And then I
told we played it too. We'regoing to torture you if you lock in

(01:14:51):
early or whenever you lock it in, it doesn't matter. We're going to
play what's left. Just so youknow, only one of them is only
one of them this week goes toit. I just don't know where it
is. I sent them all toAlex. They weren't labeled, so they're
in there. We just don't knowwhere it's going when it's going to show
up. And then the other thing, I'm going to ask you, Leo,

(01:15:13):
and I don't want a number.Do you have a number in your
head where you feel like you're goingto stop? I do Okay, all
right, that's interesting. That's Ido not want to know what that is
because I don't know what's happening here. If you hear an explosion, you
win nothing. I hear you.Okay. I think Leo knows what he's
doing. Okay, Leo sounds lockedin? Locked in, Leo, Alex,

(01:15:33):
are you dialed in? You're dialedin right now? Hang in there.
You could win one thousand dollars.All right, Well, let's see
what's going to happen here. Areyou ready to risk it for the biscuit?
Leo? You sound like you areready to risk it for the biscuit?
Here we go. Please light thatfuse, Alex, Oh god,

(01:15:59):
it's burning. Okay, Leo,Leo, you're on. Okay, one
hundred dollars, that's yours, that'sin your pocket. Two hundred dollars,
that was quick. Three hundred dollars. Four hundred dollars. That's a lot

(01:16:26):
of money. It is a lotof money. It's four hundred bucks.
Wow, five hundred dollars, that'syour money. Stop stop of it it,
dude. You just want five hundreddollars. That sounds better than two
hundred. Six month take a tendingthe button off, tay for the button

(01:16:46):
off dollar. We got to hearthe rest of Oh you want to hear
the rest of it? Can weplay the rest of Okay? I hurt
okay, Okay, So wait,you won five hundred dollars. That's huge.
I'm living it. You wouldn't fivehundred dollars today, so it's it's

(01:17:11):
I got it. I can playit, ranting to wait a minite which
will tell me what you're where you'regonna be and what I'll turn it on,
B and B dollars. Hang on, Okay, it went to six,

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went to six, Leo's pretty spoton. Dude, it it went
to six and exploded. You stoppedat five. You got the five hundred
dollars. Dude, I think thatwas brilliant well playing. Thank you very
much. I love this game.Play game that's pretty fun. Like we're
not doing anything. Alex is theone that's just kind of light it and

(01:17:54):
stop it. So there's a littlepressure. There's a little pressure on Alex,
but other than that, I don'tdo anything and I'm freaking out the
whole time. Thank you to thegreat Jim Adler. Leo five hundred dollars
richer today, risking it for thebiscuit. I thank you, Leo,

(01:18:14):
thank you, thank you Leo.Love you love you mean it when I
say it. Wednesday, Thursday,and Friday, one of them goes to
a thousand. Who's gonna sit there? I can't. I'm too stressed out.
It's five to six hundred dollars.I'm out. I'm not losing.

(01:18:35):
I'm not losing that money. It'dbe miserable to explode it. All right,
guys, great job Leo, Thankyou, mister Adler. It's ninety
four to five the buzz, ninetyfour or five the buzz, Greening Day
long view, risking it for thebiscuit. Before that, I thought that
Duke did a great job. Fivehundred dollars. He only had another one

(01:18:57):
hundred out there before he was goingto lose every thing. So well played.
Yeah, yeah, really well played. That's close. That's almost too
close to the pin. We'll doit again tomorrow. I'm not cool enough
to play this game like I'm toostressed out. I would be a happy
like yesterday when he got two hundreddollars. I would be so stoked with
that. He was the happiest guytoo. Yeah, it didn't even bother

(01:19:20):
him that it went all the wayup to seven hundred, and Alex said
he left five hundred on the Heleft five hundred on the table. Alex,
you would get blown up. Youwould get blown up. You'd go
all the way to the thousand dollars. There's one, there is one,
and now you have a one inthree shot. Yeah, you have a
one in three shot. Wednesday,Thursday, Friday, one of those days

(01:19:43):
it going to a thousand true.Oh man, Okay, now it is.
We don't know where it's gonna comeup. If it doesn't come up
till Friday, yeah, it makesit. It's it's almost not fair.
Yeah, it comes up on Friday. So I'm hoping it doesn't come up
on Friday, although it'd be alayup for whoever's playing. Eat that right.

(01:20:04):
Nope, I'm just sitting here.Said, you promised, Ron,
you promised it was coming up.Hang in there, you could win one
thousand dollars. All right, Idon't know when it's gonna come up.
Mostly Cloud his guys today, twentypercent chance of rain, high of eighty
seven. I would say most ofour Audi's is pretty well slept Eric Wallen,
you got to get some more sleep, brother, Rod. I get

(01:20:26):
four hours of sleep a night.I have to be to work at three
a m. I'm like, dud, why don't you go to bed earlier
or nap during the days like Itry? He goes wife four boys?
Damn, he said, It's justit's it's easier said than done. Yeah,
just do something different than you're alreadydoing. You have four kids and
a wife. Yeah, this guy'snot sleeping. I was gonna ask how

(01:20:48):
old he was. I'm like,because that's something I could have pulled off
in my twenties. You know,I could have ran on fumes. But
like now closer forty, it's like, there's no chance four hours of sleep.
I'm going to the looney been aftera week, Like, there's no
chance. What's your average? Iswhat we're asking on the X today.
Six to seven hours is the mostby far, sixty six percent of our

(01:21:09):
audience. The next largest sell isone out of four of us listening to
the show, one of four ofyou listening to the show. It took
our poll question we're getting less thansix hours. That's alarming to me.
Eight percent are getting eight to ninehours, and then zero point eight percent
of you, so it's more thanone. Now people saying they're getting ten

(01:21:33):
or more. This is the average. I'm asking there's a couple of people
just sleeping for ten hours. Sojealous, Yeah, a little bit.
Houston, Houston's alternative and home ofthe Rod Ryan Morning Show, The Buzz
ninety four five. The Buzz justgreat stuff from shining down Rob Ryan Show.

(01:21:56):
Ten Tuesday shot of thousand dollars againcoming up. This is gonna be
more of a keyword entering at theBuzz dot Com. Alternative income is coming
your way closer to around nine ten. We're gonna leave you with Weezer tickets
today Weezer playing with the Flaming Lipsand Dinosaur Junior September twenty eighth. They're
playing the Toyota Center. Chile hasgot those I know the show for you
today mostly Claudi's guys. Twenty percentchance of rain hivety seven. I think

(01:22:19):
we got some rain coming this weekend. Boo, come on, get it
over with during the week I don'twant to have to during the weekend,
Tessa. One final time. Houston'sheadlines at traffic ground to a halt around
the country, yesterday as protesters blockedmajor roads protesting the war in Gaza.
You had demonstrators on the Golden GateBridge in San Francisco. You had protesters

(01:22:40):
blocking out traffic on the Brooklyn Bridgein New York, and around forty people
were arrested in Chicago at the AirportOhare after they were wearing stop sign shape
badges that said stop sending bombs,and so they were obstructing traffic there as
well. Just so you know,the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Nettan Yahoo is
considering the best to respond to Iran'sresponse attack over the weekend. According to

(01:23:02):
his offices, he called his warcabinet for the second time in less than
twenty four hours. The attack overthe weekend resulted in no deaths and very
little damage thanks to Israel and itsallies helping strike down various missiles and drone
So that's the big international news.Here in the United States, it's the
second day of jury's election in DonaldTrump's hush money criminal trial in Lower Manhattan.

(01:23:25):
At least fifty perspective jurors were alldismissed yesterday. They all felt they
couldn't be impartial. Trump previously pleadednot guilty to felony charges of accusations of
falsifying business records related to hush moneypayments made prior to the twenty sixteen election.
Let's talk about your sleep. Howmany hours are you getting per night?
We're doing a poll on Rod Ryan'sshow on the X because the majority

(01:23:45):
of Americans are under slip and thisis for the first time since the Gallup
poll started asking people about their sleepback in two thousand and one. Most
of us aren't getting as much sleepas we'd like. Yeah, And I
thought it was weird with the study. They didn't really focus in on numbers.
It's just how you feel. AndI told you that I met when
I went to Centergenics yesterday. Shesaid, you know, how much sleep
are you getting? I said sixhours? And she immediately said is that

(01:24:08):
enough? And I said, that'swhat kind of works for me. She
goes, then you're fine. Igo, what do you get? She
goes, six hours? Go doesit work for you? She goes,
yeah. So this wasn't like ahard number. I was going for numbers
here just to kind of get people. I'm curious as to how much sleep
you guys are getting. There's oneout of four of you that listen to
the Rod Ryan Show that are gettingless than six hours of sleep. Now,

(01:24:30):
there's nowhere in here does it talkabout anybody taking a nap. And
you know, I Shelli naps andgets his sleep, so he gets at
ten hours a day, but notall at once. Most of our audience
six to seven hours seven eight percentof our audience eight to nine hours a
night, and zero point seven percent, So there's a handful of you that
get ten or more. I So, for me, Rod, like,

(01:24:53):
sleep is so important to me.It's the thing that it doesn't matter if
I'm like, if I'm like hungry, if I'm cranky, if something,
if my day isn't going right,it's probably because I'm tired. Like that's
the heel all for me. Likeyou know how some people they don't drink
enough water and they're like, okay, dude, you're probably dehydrated. For
me, sleep is like the cureto like ninety percent of my own case.

(01:25:15):
But knowing that you just said iton your own, how often are
you respecting that? How often areyou how often are you disrespecting that?
I that's the question. Probably onceThursday hits I disrespect that. That know
that because I know the weeknd's comingup and I know I can catch up.
But during the week, like yesterday, I even took like a twenty
minute nap. I wanted to workout, but I'm like, how good
of a workout are you going tohave if you're a little bit tired.

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So I get like a twenty minuteI go work out, and then I'm
like, Okay, you just gotto go to bed before ten o'clock today.
That's the one thing when anybody Ihire for this job, I said,
you just have to respect it.Some people in the beginning think they're
going to be able to beat it. Oh no, not me. I
don't need that. I'll be I'llbe fine. It catches up to you,
Yeah, it does. And youknow, you hire somebody, they

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come in at a certain age onthe show. Alex has been here,
what eight years yesterday? Nine yearsyesterday? And you still don't respect the
sleep, don't you don't? Herefuses, Maybe in ten years will respect
it. Damn, I don't knowhow you do. It's what is this
OJ Bronco? Where's it? Isit for sale? Yeah? So the
infamous White Bronco is currently on loanto the Alcatraz East Crime Museum in Tennessee,

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but its owners are thinking about sellingit and they're hoping to get at
least one point five mil so.They say. In the past they've had
offers up to seven hundred and fiftythousand dollars, but because of the renewed
interest because of his passing, theythink they can jack up the price now.
They say, look, this yearwas the thirtieth anniversary of the chase,
so they were going to sell itthis year anyway. The plan was
always to sell it this year,but Ojy's death that happened, and so

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that's a very lucrative coincidence for them. I wonder if the museum was is
going to make an offer. That'sgot to be the best thing in the
museum. Yeah, probably, youknow, that's your your that's your Da
Vinci, its yourmonally at your crimemuseum. So maybe they'll make an offer
to keep it there. Perhaps,who the hell's going to go to that
place? They've probably got cool stuff. Sources say that the Justice Department is

(01:27:12):
going to file on anti trust lawsuitagainst Live Nation as soon as next month.
The Live Nation, of course,is the parent company of ticket Master
and the FEDS say that they've usedtheir industry dominance to undermine competition for ticketing
live events. Now we know theresult of this, we pay more.
There's nothing we can do about itbecause Live Nation and ticket Master are pretty
much the only game in town.Last year there was a Senate panel that's

(01:27:33):
a poena documents from Live Nation pertainingto ticket pricing, fees and second dairy
sales. But yeah, that they'repreparing that antitrust lawsuit. Ticketmaster has come
under fire many times over the yearsfollowing the struggles by fans to access these
limited tickets with these high fees.Those are Houston Headlands, Alex, the

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Sleepless Wonder for nine years now anniversaryyesterday for Alex, you saw a lot
of people saying nice things on Uon the gram. They did say nice
thing, said nice things about you. Yeah. Wo we thought, right,
really weird. I'm like, man, if you only knew all right,
way, what's going on? Astroslost the Braves last night, six
to one. They're now six andtwelve so far this year. I'll play

(01:28:18):
the Braves again tonight. Hunter Brown'sgonna be the mountain for this Stros going
to gets Atlanta's Rinaldo Lopez first pitchesat seven ten. You could listen to
it on our sister station, SportsTalk seven ninety. In basketball, the
NBA playing games start tonight. Weget the Lakers playing the Pelicans at six
thirty, then the King take onthe Warriors at nine. You can watch
both of those games on TNT andsome more basketball news. The w NBA

(01:28:39):
Draft was last night and Iowa starCaitlin Clark was taken first overall by the
Indiana Fever unless use Angel Rees wentseventh overall to the Chicago Sky. You
want to read more about last night'sWNA draft, you can do so on
our sports blog page. Today.That is what's going on in sports Houston
and The Rod Ryan Morning Show sixAm, The Buzz ninety four or five

(01:29:02):
The Buzz, Good Morning, rodRyan Show, Whipping out the Bush.
It's clifferine, twenty percent chance ofrain, mostly cloudy. Highs of around
eighty seven today, a little warmerthan we've seen. It looks like some
rains coming later on in the week. That's okay. Today's tattooesday. I

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feel like the Looking at Girls blogpage is packed. I feel the music
blog page is really really packed today. Lots of great stories on there and
then a chance that's some alternative income, a chance at one thousand dollars coming
up. But I wanted to congratulateevery single one of you. You've made
it, at least for today.If you survived eight fifteen this morning,

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congratulations. The most stressful time ofthe entire day on average for people,
pinpointed specifically to eight fifteen. Imean, think about it, the chaos
that's going on in morning. AndI do take this as a huge responsibility.
I don't think we're going to fixanything here on the Rod Ryan Show.
I never do. I'm hoping tomake it a little easier or maybe

(01:30:10):
take your mind off of things.What a horrible time to be on the
radio when it's the worst part ofthe day for people. Most people say
the most chaotic time of the entireday is mornings. There's people that just
flat out say they hate mornings.Yeah, that's when you want, hey,
go be funny, come on,make a slack. Everyone's miserable.

(01:30:32):
It's like pandemonium out there. Especiallyyou got multiple kids, You're trying to
get them all ready to go andfor school. They say that eight to
fifteen. You're heroes to me.I want you to know that each and
every one of you, you havetwenty four hours. And when they ask
people the most stressful time of theday, it is in the morning time,

(01:30:54):
and eight fifteen is the average wherejust all hell's breaking loose. I
know that a lot of people saythey're in the cars with their kids in
the seven o'clock hour getting them toschool. Yeah, I get a lot
of you know, we'll hear kidsearly with their parents, even in homeroom,
so they're up early. But Idon't know what it is about eight
fifteen. But you're helping others getready, you're preparing, you're breakfasting,

(01:31:16):
you're commuting, you're helping others getto work or school, and you're probably
operating before the caffeine is kicked in. And you know, any home video
of my family in the morning hasa different tone than a video that's taken
in the afternoon. On the weekends, mornings work, we had chaotic mornings.
My mom was always like, getin the car, do this screaming,

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And then like, I thought,that's just how mornings were the same.
Good mornings were chaotic. It wasthunderdome every morning. It's only three
of us. Yeah, it wasthree of us at my mom. Yeah,
and it's like we didn't make onemorning easy right for her? Right?
Never, dude. My mom wasjust like, party clus you if
you have your background, Oh mygosh, you forgot go get this you.
Ever, it was like, it'slike, we couldn't have done this

(01:32:01):
the night before. Oh No,three little assholes done this sitting at that
table, fighting, throwing flicking cerealat each other. We were terrible.
We were terrible, dude. Somy brother was a morning person. He'd
be at the breakfast table, likeeating his little breakfast, all ready to
go. He'd lay out his headand I'm like, just look at him,
like, you're such a kiss assI did in the car. I

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didn't always want to do this job. From when I was a little kid,
you know. I you know,I wanted the whole I wanted the
rock star route, and you know, failed at that. But I was
always I was always better than everyoneelse with mornings. I'm not better at
mornings. I just was. Ididn't complain about it ever. Even before
this job, I kind of feltlike, you're getting up early. I
always felt it was a bit ofan advantage to be up earlier than everyone.

(01:32:45):
I always woke up earlier than myfriends, even if there was just
you know, even if there wassome crazy party and it was a wild
night, I was the first oneup. Just moving around this morning guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, longbefore I ever thought I was going
to do this job like you havebeen primed for this, all right,
So here's what you can do.How do you I mean, five things

(01:33:10):
that can help you make mornings gosmoother? This is a lot if you
have kids, prepare the night beforeeasier said than done. Laying out clothes,
Yeah, you do that for whatthe first two weeks of school,
and then that's over with. You'repacking school bags again. A lot of
this stuff. This is the year. This is the year. I'm going
to do everything the night before.Even if you don't have kids, how
many of you would love to sitaround and meal prep for your whole week

(01:33:33):
and do all your chicken breasts andget them in the thing. You do
that in the beginning of the year, and then it just it just becomes
I said I was going to dothat this Sunday, and then I got
hammered on Saturday, and I wasparalyzed all Sunday and there was no meal
prepping going on. It was Chinesefood by delivery. So establish and stick
to a routine. This is importanthere, getting up before the kids,

(01:33:54):
Alex, this is going to beyou moving forward. I'm telling you this
right now. Okay, I gotLondon on weekends once. If she gets
up and wakes me up, ifgame on from the second you open your
eyes, it's game on. Igot one kid. She just wants to
hang out, and I'm not complaining, but she's she's ready to at a
party. She's ready at a party. There's just something about me being up

(01:34:17):
even twenty minutes before her. Justto like brace yourself, just to brace
for impact, to sit there,even if it's just strolling, even if
it's just stupid looking at reels.It to be up for twenty minutes before
a kid is up. Oh God, I can't tell you how valuable that

(01:34:38):
is for your day. It reallyis, just to have that moment,
because again, when she comes inand sits on your face and jumps on
your face and farts on you,that's it. You're not that's there's no
break. Yeah, moving forward,Saw'm like donkey kotious for the rest of
the day. She'll come in andoff the top rope Rick Flair boom and
throw an elbow right into my ear. Danny get up, and it's usually

(01:35:02):
with a wrestling move coming jumping onme. Damn it, Why did I
get up earlier? That's just onedelegate. I know they have like seven.
I know, I know, Iknow, I'm I'm hearing that this
morning. A lot from people delegateresponsibilities, limit technology in the morning.
It's better to keep mornings free fromthe distractions of the tablets and the TV.

(01:35:24):
You know, it worked for usgrowing up listening to the good old
radio. Right here, it's okay, what did I listen to? Danny
moves your fanny in the morning.I don't have a snappy jingle like that.
Okay, but but Roddy wants tomove your fanny in the morning too.
Okay, so Roddy moves your body. Okay, thank you, You're

(01:35:45):
welcome. Twenty years You're welcome.I'm here for you. Go fine,
then old Danny Fanny video or jingleand we'll just adapt it to this all
right. Thanks, congratulations on makingit through the most stressful part of the
morning. It's just all gravy fromhere on out on. Don't you go
get yourself a grand ninety four orfive The Buzz, Good morning, Rod
Ryan's Show. I hope you heardthe keyword. I hope you are going

(01:36:06):
after that one thousand dollars in alternativeincome. Jeremy Benson, Big Jeremy Benson
is gonna give you a chance todo that again at ten, ten,
eleven, ten, twelve, ten, one, ten, two ten.
Theresa will give you a chance atthree ten, four to ten, five
ten. So you got all thosechances throughout the day. I'd love to

(01:36:28):
get a winner. I'd love tohave one of you guys win on our
one opportunity in the morning. Thatwould be awesome. Alex, are you
ready? You told me to pullit up? If you so help me,
God, if you send me whatfriend I am or what cast member
of friends I am? You worryabout you, Tory about you on your
nine year one day anniversary. You'regonna get a punch from me. You
will, you will online, It'sAlex online ninety four five the muss.

(01:36:55):
Okay, it doesn't look like afriend's link. It's not. You sent
me a real link. Yes,I did so Today's Well, it's called
type drummer. I know you yourselfare a drummer. You love drums,
right, listen to us. Thisjust helps to make some sick beats.
I don't really know the science behindit. But you type in anything you
want on your keyboard. You couldspell words, you could tell me,

(01:37:15):
you can tell me, go fmyself all right, and then that'll make
a beat for it. But justyou know, once you dabble, just
hit hit a letter. Okay,see you next Tuesday. Tuesday, Tuesday.
Hey brother, that's my scene nextTuesday. I like it. That's

(01:37:41):
what I typed him. You're dancingin the club to this. I would
slow build maybe I would. Ilike the beat the drops with. I
would like some angel wings, yeah, glitter, I would like some angel
dust. Kidding. I don't knowwhat that is. I to google.
It is your TV station not listeningthis morning. It's BCP. I don't

(01:38:03):
know what that is either. Yeah, try that's what I'm saying, changing
up anything. I mean, allyou gotta do is have a keyboard or
your phone. Just type anything,and then what would you like me to
type in here? Type in angelspecial teams, special plays, special players,

(01:38:24):
special teams, Go ahead, specialteams, special players, Yeah,
special plays, I got it reverted. It is Tuesday. It is Tuesday,
problem sketch, special teams, specialplayers, special plays. Yeah,
this is your mix. A lotgoing on, see you next Tuesday.

(01:38:45):
But this is pretty much just agood way to kill some time today.
Work. It's Tuesday. You wantto you know you're not paying attention to
those meetings, go and uh yeah, type in f meetings and then you
can just listen to that sick bedinstead of a meeting today. So check
that out. Work with this allday at the one Finish rod Ryan showpage
at the Buzz dot com. Sendme your sickest beats. This is wiener
It, this is wiener Hole.What was that? It's just it's get

(01:39:14):
a sample of that. She survive, you know, some moaning over the
wiener hole. Maybe should start doingthe reference golf reference the beat, not
the actual wiener hole. Right.Celebrating twenty years on the Buzz, twenty
years of the most beautiful man anyof us have ever met. Yeah,

(01:39:36):
yeah, ninety four five The Buzzninety four or five the Buzz, Good
morning rod Ryan's Show. Some fortyone landmines Alex. How many tracks on
that new album, twenty Jiminy Christmas? Twenty songs? Are some of them
like super like thirty second songs?Are they counting that as a track?
Are they like their song songs?They are songs? Yeah? How twenty?

(01:40:00):
Okay? What percentage of those arelike that? I mean that's still
a banger to me? And Iknow that we played another one. You
and I got into it like oneafter they released a second song. We
haven't played it on the air yet. I hope we do. Twenty songs?
How many of them are bangers?They had the first like five of

(01:40:21):
the first ten are absolute bangers.The first ten songs are good. And
then they have painted black towards theend, and that's pretty honest. Painted
black a cover of the Rolling Stones. It's awesome. I see a red
door and I want to paint ofplant. And they do it their own
way too, so they get theirown spin on it like that. Okay.
I want to get over to youcheck it out. Please. You

(01:40:42):
know how much I love a coversong. Love me some cover songs,
all right, listen to the wholething. On the way. I was
driving two and a half hours fromGross spec this weekend, so I got
to listen to it. Boys werecamping. Ye, it's like Limestone.
Yeah, it's like two and ahalf hours away, go to Centerville and
turn left. Was it pretty Yeah, that's where you had to drive to
go poop? Yeah I did.That's Marina. Thank you camping hacks.

(01:41:09):
Can I get you guys to workwith me a little bit here? Of
course? Okay, if you've nevertried meditating, because you're one of those
people that can't sit still, Idon't think i'd be good at it.
I know Dina like it kind ofgave me a few pointers. It didn't
work for me. Okay, I'mnot sitting still. I'm not thinking about
nice things. I'm going to thinkabout crap. So a team at Berkeley

(01:41:30):
they put this simple exercise out therethat can make us all happier. I
like how this sounds. It's twentyseconds a day. Okay, you're not
I'm not asking you to write downyour what do you say? What's all
that nicetuf you're supposed to writ inthe morning. You're mantras, affirmations,
affirmations. Thank you. I triedthat for a day and then that's it.
It went a day now. Idid it. One day, I

(01:41:56):
just said, that's better than nothing. Good job, good job, good
job. You're supposed to write down, like what you're happy about. I'm
like, I'm happy about my kid. That's awesome. And then the next
day I woke up, I lookedat that piece of paper and I said,
same, I'm still pretty happy abouthaving that kid write it again.
Really yes, But is that theonly thing that I get joy out of?
I mean, I was just goingto write that every day. Learn
yourself. I'm trying something different rightnow, and you're already putting up resistance.

(01:42:17):
Yeah, I said, I wasproud of you for about one dumb
ass page. I need twenty secondsnow. Don't do this if you're driving.
But that's why I wait until now. A lot of people have us
on in the office now, areat work, okay, because you're gonna
want to have your eyes closed.It foots on the gas, you're going
sixty, think about anything else.Just put it on cruise control, close

(01:42:40):
your eyes, self driving mood,Chillie. I need you to do this
as well. Figured out okay,standard. Did you think you were not
involved? Did you think that youweren't involved in this you might need it
the most. Okay, I'm goingto be your instructor. Okay, I'm
going to do it. Okay,you have to do oh right, no

(01:43:03):
jokes in my class okay, andno bust and no busting ass. But
we're not doing any yoga moves.All right, close your eyes. Think
of a recent I know it's gonnabe hard for you, guys. Think
of a recent mistake you may havemade. Okay, some sort of a
mistake, a failure, I e. When Chili didn't explain to that guy

(01:43:27):
yesterday why he was going live onthe radio. Great, some sort of
a failure, something that's been botheringyou. See the problem is Chili's not
bothered by that. I just didn'tdo it. I need you to think
of something that's been bothering you,okay, and then consider how thinking about
that makes you feel. Okay,thank you for working with me on this.

(01:43:50):
Now. I swear to God,I need you to bring one hand
to your chest, which your heartpick a tit. I don't care you
brut in my class. Okay.Please please bring one hand right in the
middle. Bring one hand to yourchest and your other hand to your stomach,

(01:44:15):
like you're giving yourself a hug.Try please, no giggling, Please
try to do it with the samewarmth as if you were hugging someone that
you loved. Give yourself a hug. And I need you to think to
yourself right now, how can Ibe a friend to myself in this moment?

(01:44:38):
I can't do this, Okay,test is still in the moment.
I'm in How can I be afriend? Now? You're thinking about this
mistake, this failure, of thisthing that you've done. You're now giving
yourself a hug like you like.It's like you're hugging someone that you love
and you're asking yourself, how canI be a friend to my self at

(01:45:00):
this moment? Yeah, reach aroundeverything, take a few seconds, and
when you're ready, open your eyes, okay, and go on with your
day. Not ready, You're notready. You're in the moment. People
that did this for a full monthfelt less, stressed out about their life,

(01:45:21):
and happier in general. The keyis doing it every single day.
It's twenty seconds I'm asking to doI'm asking you to do this for twenty
an hour because your jackasses were ruining. The whole mood never ended. Hug
yourself go hug yourself. I feelchilly. How you feeling? Do you

(01:45:42):
feel relaxed? Yeah? I carelike I have not a care in the
world right now. I don't thinkhe's joking. I think it works.
I think it worked. Yeah,you know you should take it out.
I feel like I missed my calling. I should be running those classes.
Yeah, you had a nice voice, and ask yourself. Should we play

(01:46:03):
a food Fighter song right now?It's the Buzz ninety four five, The
Buzz Good Morning rod Ryan Show.Foo Fighters, a couple of weeks away
from them playing at the New OrleansJazz and Heritage Festival. They're playing let
me look at the dates here,Rolling Stones are playing on I mean,

(01:46:25):
April's just around the corner. Canyou believe it? I can't. It
is April. I'm sorry, AprilMay is just around the corner. So
yeah, two weeks till jazz Feststarts. It's two weekends, so three
weeks, two and a half.The Rolling Stones play on Thursday at jazz
Fest in New Orleans, Thursday,the second, food Fighters play on Friday,

(01:46:46):
the third. I said it before, I'll say it again. There's
no way in hell the day Browlis not going into New Orleans the day
before, and I don't think he'sjust there to see the Role Stones.
OK, he's going to go onstage. He's going to go on stage
with the damn Rolling Stones and dosomething and it's gonna be epic. It's

(01:47:06):
gonna be huge. Stones tickets.You got to buy them on this They
sold out JazzFest that day, soI was looking yesterday on the secondary market.
You can still get a ticket forabout two hundred and fifty bucks.
It's not a seat that's standing gettingin, that's just getting in the door
and probably nowhere near the stage.And I'm not even guaranteeing you'd be able

(01:47:30):
to see anything. You can geta ticket. I saw some tickets for
two hundred and fifty three hundred dollarsyesterday. That's for jazz Fest for that
specific day. The Stones tickets areavailable for every other day. If you
wanted to go to the day thatthe Food Fighters were playing, you can
go to Njazzfest dot com. I'venever seen a sold out JazzFest date ever

(01:47:51):
until they booked the Rolling Stones onthat Thursday. And they have like twenty
stages going at all times. Evenwhen somebody as big as the food Fighters.
There's another headliner on the other endof the it's it's within a horse
race track where all the stages arecool rolling stones. They're shutting down every
stage. I've never seen that donebefore. It's by far the way the

(01:48:11):
biggest band that's ever played Jazz Festin New Orleans. So here you go.
Mark your calendars. I mean it'sa it's a six hour drive,
or it's a fifty five minutes southwestflight in and out. You know,
I like the flight, and metoo, I hate that drive. There's
nothing to see. It's not cool. It's you know, I ten gets
down to two lanes, stupid.Some dummy always messes it up and messes

(01:48:35):
up one of the lanes. Afteryou get the baton rouge. What are
you giving away on know the show? I have left a pair of tickets
to see Wheezer, Flaming Lips aDinosaur Junior at Toyota Center. That's big.
Yeah, that's a big show.Okay, we will take a short
break, we'll come back and we'llask you a question about something that you
heard on today's show. He usedhis rock housed The Alternative and the Rod

(01:48:59):
Ryan Morning Shows ninety four or fiveThe Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's
Show, Welcome back tat Tuesday.It's a great link. It is a
great link. I did get achance to go and take a look today.
Time for know the show. Giveit away tickets to go see Weezer,
Flaming Lips, Dinosaur Junior The ShowSeptember twenty eighth, Toyota Center.

(01:49:20):
We'll get you into that show ifyou know the show. What's your question?
Hey, you took calls from catowners today and neither of them realized
what about their cats today? Onthe show? Yeah, because the dude
guessed the one that actually was intothe cats, the one that married into
a cat. He got it right. But what didn't they know? Said
the question? Yeah, Yeah,wouldn't they know this specific feature about their

(01:49:42):
lovely, lovely kitten. Oh,they're awesome down down. The Buzz is
right in your pocket. Tell yoursmart device to play ninety four or five
The Buzz on iHeartRadio ninety four fiveThe Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's

(01:50:03):
Show. We talked a little pearljam today on the show. We heard
from a moment least and yeah,I guess they've got like a movie like
a go to Pearl Jam's website.Like you, I was having a hard
time deciphering what Eddie Betterer was sayingif you heard those two little, U
almost little commercials that aired today onthe show. But I guess there's it

(01:50:25):
looks like the album is going tobe released in a movie theater type setting.
Did anybody else get that? Wasanybody else listening? I didn't get
that? Okay, he was mumblingit was it was being Eddie better go
to pearl jam dot com. Idid get that part. That's because the
guy that we pay he did thatpart of the line of the of the
commercial. All right, well,guys, I hope you had a great

(01:50:45):
start to your day today and youmade it through the most stressful part of
the day. Well, I'm surethere's other things and hurdles and you have
today, but I think hopefully theworst of it is behind you. Not
a bad day, mostly cloudy today, highs of around eighty seven. Let's
go fast now, time for Iknow this show on ninety four to five
The buzz La, Good Morning,rod Ryan Show, Good morning, Well

(01:51:16):
hello, who's this Gabriel? Gabriel, welcome to the show. Thank you.
What's the most stressful part. Isthere like a time of day that's
the most stressful for you? Everyday time? What does he saydyn time?
Okay, evening time. When heasked you to circle the house a

(01:51:39):
couple of times, that was agood joke. It's good, it's good.
I believe it's I believe super Trampsaid take the long way home.
You know, so you don't gettheir tat all? Right, what's what?
What's your question for Gabriel? Hey, Gabriel, tell me what did
the cat collars that came in onthe show today. What they didn't realize

(01:51:59):
about their petty? How many?How many Thumbsday had to Those are the
ones you say thumbs? He saidthumbs? Yeah, I said Tom,
Yeah, eighty three percent of catowners don't know how many toes their cat

(01:52:21):
has. And somebody talked about well, I think I talked about the Ernest
Hemingway cats. They have more toes. There's a thing called Ernest Hemingway cats.
But yeah, it's eighteen ten inthe front and eight in the back
for most cats. So, hey, dude, you just won. Okay,
congratulations. What are you giving them? Oh dude, I'm gonna give

(01:52:41):
you a pair of tickets. Togo see Weezer, Flaming Lisson, Dinnystaur
Junior. Congratulations, Austin appreciated guysevery morning. Thank you, Gabri.
I appreciate that you were fun onthe air today. Man, you did
great. Congrats. Thank you.Thir I have a blessed thing you too,
Thank you man, thank you.It's really nice. Tessa. Yes,

(01:53:02):
you gave me this wrap up sheet. It looks like a like like
a text from an angry chick.It's so much worse. It's all caps.
It's just wordy smory. We dida lot today, did we.
I give you six picks? You'renot happy? I give you a good
you hate it? Okay? Iswant to see something angry about There's a
lot of information. Start from thetop. Ready, go, two time

(01:53:26):
Hall of Famer Brian became a threetime Hall of Famer. Brian today beat
slow fast Andrew. Andrew became prettyfast Andrew. We'll need new players for
tomorrow. Okay, that's like oneeighth of what's on this piece of favor.
Keep then. The first phone callprank was fun today. It was
a little check out. The firstphone call today. If you go back
and listen to the podcast, ofthat tat Tuesday was the number one link.

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The w NBA gals were slaying lastnight at the draft, so looking
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the biscuit. Thank you to thegreat Jim Adler, and congratulations to our
winner today. I think he wonfive hundred dollars. Yeah, no,
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It exploded after six, so hedid it. Okay, that's he knew
where to risk it. We talkedabout meditation. Did we did a sleep
poll today on the X Okay,I'm pretty happy you guys are getting some
good sleep. One out of fourof the Rod Ryan Show audience is getting
less than six hours. That's alittle concerning tomorrow. More risk it for
the biscuit. I'm about it atthe halfway point of this sheet of paper.

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Now, more risk it for thebiscuit. At eight twenty. It'll
also be wild card Wednesday coming up. More alternative income. That's going to
come in about now eight minutes becauseI'm still talking. So Jeremy has it
at ten after and then Teresa isalso going to do it at ten after
the hour, every hour till fiveNonStop noonter with Jeremy, talk back karaoke

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with Teresa in the five o'clock hour. I'm almost done, follow the Rod
Rye Show on All Socials, andTesla's going to be on Houston Life at
one pm. That's right, youdidn't, buddy, You're ready. You
did it. You made the world'sbest cup of call. All right,
that's it. Jeremy wants to getin here. We're on a twenty hour

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break man. Thank you guys fortoday. AMF Well, wasn't that fun?
If you missed any of the showtoday, All the Good Stuff will
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buzz dot com.