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Rod, Tessa, Alex, and Chile do their annuam Mile of Meat show and line up 20 single guys on the side of the road to try and see if they can get them all dates for Valentine's Day.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Let's go. Good morning. This is Ed McMahon and now,
ladies and gentlemen, he Ron Ryan wake you wake, your

(00:45):
hands off, snaky. Welcome to one of the busiest shows,
maybe our busiest show of the year. Uh, it's sure.
There's a lot of things going on. Free beer Friday,
check looking for fresh Fish, Fresh out of bed, Head
to Head Challenge Friday. We'll do well. I don't know
what we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Open.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
The whole show is open phones, you kidding me. Today's
Mile of Meat Day, the busiest Rod Ryan's show of
the app of the year. We got Alex in the
studio with us right now, but he's going to be
hitting the streets with the boys. Our Mile of Meat
is going to go down on West tim Or near
Guestner today. We're going to ask the girls to drive

(01:24):
by and go scope them out, so we'll explain everything.
Homeroom's gonna kind of run as Homeroom runs. We don't
like to mess with Homeroom too much, so we are
doing fresh out of ed head to head. We're doing
the fun facts and the fun fact flashback. Why because
it's dark outside and you won't be able to see
the dudes on the roadside anyway. So everything really kind
of gets rolling at about seven o'clock this morning, so

(01:44):
we got a lot of ground to cover today. We've
got cloudy skies but only a twenty percent chance of rain.
High seventy six. Alex and the boys are going to
be just flying out there on the roadside. That's great news.
There's mo Good morning, still doing Houston's headlines.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
What you got, well, it was the news of the
day yesterday the Houston Texans could soon be moving it
to northwest Harris County, not for games, but for everything else,
including training camp. Oh and taxpayers will be footing some
of the bill. So yesterday Harris County Commissioners approved memoradum
of understanding that's what's called the Houston Texans and the

(02:20):
developer for a new facility that will be built called
the Toro District. So the total project cost was undisclosed,
but the Texans said the project will cover eighty three acres,
include a twenty two acre headquarter training facility for the team,
and they claim the district will generate thirty four billion
dollars in long term economic impact and create seventeen thousand jobs.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Across the region.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
The new Toro district is set to be in the
bridge Land area, so it's along ninety nine between two
ninety nine ten. So no, no, what's going on, dude.
The Department of Homeland Security is all but certain to
show down at the end of the day today. Senate
Democrats unanimously blocked a Department of Homeland Security spending bill yesterday,

(03:07):
so with no deal in sight, lawmakers left town, most
of them, many of them heading to Germany. There's a
security conference going on over there, and Democrats are refusing
to fund DHS without major reforms to immigration and customs enforcement.
Who if you're a delivery driver, you're about to baby
visit tomorrow. Tomorrow's Valentine's Day. In case I haven't told

(03:30):
you enough, Instacart orders for flowers, teddy bears, even condoms
will skyrocket tomorrow. And when I say skyrocket, Instacart shared
a bunch of staff on what will be ordering tomorrow
based on past years, and flowers obviously are number one.
Sales for fresh cut roses jump almost two thousand percent

(03:52):
on Valentine's Day each year. Stuffed animals are the same
almost two thousand percent.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Stuffed animals I.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Walk in Valentine's Day has just gotten bigger, it really has.
And I walked into Kroger yesterday and the whole, like
Valentine's Day threw up in the in the whole, I
mean they had music playing.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Has the drive through tent it was outside.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah they had that too. If you wanted
to skip going inside. There was stuff outside just there
was lots of options. Yeah, bloon get and stuffed animals
and flowers and everything.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Chili just gets something, yeah, he says, not buying anything.
Lots of sad, sad news surrounding James Vanderbeek's death, and
in honor of his life, his Dawson's Creek co.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Star Katie Holmes posted a tribute to him yesterday.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
It was handwritten and she described their time together, calling
it sacred. She vowed to always be there for James's
wife and their six children. I didn't know about the
relationship between James Vanderbeek and Alfonso is it Riberio from
the Fresh Prince of Bellair.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I found that picture weird.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
He posted a picture of him and James's last goodbye.
He said James's wife took the picture, which made me
feel a little bit better. About the picture.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's just weird.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
But apparently the two work together on Dance about the
Stars and became so close to Alfonso is the godfather
to one of James Vanderbeek's kiddos.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's a weird picture to post. It's weird.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
They're not my favorite like those.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Just Hey, I know you're dying, but can I get
a quick pick to put on the gram? It was weird,
It was weird. It's fine. I'm sure they're great.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Everyone grieves differently.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm sure they're great.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Friends.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Hey, the Food Fighters are promoting their new album. I'm
on this interactive website where you can hear snippets of
what I believe for these new songs. I'm checking it out.
It's clickable images, sound clips, lots of the snippets a
feature teased material of the band's expected new album. It
appears to be on course for a twenty twenty six release,

(05:51):
even though they have it smelled the beans about a
lot of things. You can kind of see what's in
store and get an idea if you're a big Foo
Fighters fan. Check it out.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Those are Houston's headlines.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
All right, this is good, this is good.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
At the win Olympics.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
The men's US hockey team started off Olympic play with
a five to one win over Latvia. Yesterday started off
a little slow. We had two goals that were overturned
in the first period.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Then it was one to one at the end of
the first and then we just we did what we do.
We kicked our ass and it was five to one.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
We're going to play Denmark tomorrow in their second game
and I'll start at two ten.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
You can watch it on NBC.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Over In the women's side of the tournament, the US
women's hockey team is going to play Italy today in
their quarterfinals, so we're in the knockout stages of that tournament.
That'll begin at two ten. You can watch it on
USA Network. Overall, Team USA has fourteen total medals, which
is tied for the second most. We have four gold,
seven silver, and three bronze. Let's go Team USA. It

(06:53):
is All Star weekend in the NBA. The Slam Dunk
Contest and Skills competition is tomorrow night and that'll all
be on nb's Then the actual All Star Games are
gonna be on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Kevin Durant now prinching Gooon, will.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Be representing the Rockets in these games at a tip
off at four o'clock and you can watch it on NBC.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
That is what's going on in sports.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Mo.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yes, the women's hockey team is so good. We're gonna
just mop them. They are awesome, they're so fun to watch. Man.
All right, let's go, guys, Mile of Meat. Everything will
really get started at seven. But Alex, you're gonna hang
out just for a minute and then you're going when
you're trending and I'm a bounce, he's gonna bounce. He's
gonna hit the roadside. And then we're gonna check in
with Alex all morning long as he's gonna be wrangling

(07:35):
our meat. The Mile of Meat. Yo, HALLI. I hope
you guys are ready for it. I don't know if
I am what I say. The most interactive show on
the radio. It's not even close. Okay, it's not even close.
We're like the women's US hockey team. We're so far
above and beyond everyone else today when it comes to interaction.

(07:56):
If you want the first phone call, come get it.
What do you want to talk about? Every won three,
two and two, the most interactive show on the radio,
Come on Man, were visit today?

Speaker 7 (08:10):
Bam Friday.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
You've got a free Bam Friday. You got a free
Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Free Bam Friday.

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Man. Right wee Bam Friday. Right wee Bam Friday. Man,
free Bam Friday.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Good morning, Rod Ryan Show, Good morning do Hi? Who's this?
This is Alquesha, Aquisia? Where you've been all my life?
Where you been? Where have you been? Whoa?

Speaker 9 (08:47):
I've been around.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I've got a case of beer if you want it?
You want it? Oh yeah, definitely, Luisha. We're gonna start
out with you being our first winner today. You got
the first case of beer thanks to our friends over
at Specs. Where are you from? I'm from Okay? Are
you at Chili's house? It sounds like you have all

(09:10):
the Chili's dogs back there.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
What is going on?

Speaker 9 (09:14):
I am doing Amazon right now.

Speaker 10 (09:17):
I'm delivering package.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
You're out delivering already?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Are you one of those that delivers out of your
own personal vehicle and a vest?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, okay, So what you can.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
So scary when I run into them at three o'clock
in the morning. Yeah, I'm like, they don't want to
see me and I don't want to see them. And
I'm like, ah, wow, what time you thank you for
everything you do.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
What time was your first delivery today, Luisia?

Speaker 6 (09:42):
It was at three thirty.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
You're an animal. Sorry, that's unbelievable that you guys, that
you guys get up. Is it required that those of
you that are not in Amazon trucks that you got
to do it earlier before they hit the roads?

Speaker 10 (09:56):
Uh? No, I actually prefer the Mourner shift because it's
let's be well on the road.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, no, no, no, you're smart, amen. I just it just
seems like the the independent drivers, I don't know what
you call it, what you do. It just seems like
you guys are all super early birds.

Speaker 10 (10:12):
Oh yeah, there's some people that do during the daytime.

Speaker 11 (10:14):
But yeah, let's traffic.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
That is awesome, Luquishia. First case of beer is all yours.
Thank you so much. Hey, be safe out there, Okay,
all right, thank you, thank you. All right, there you go.
That's a great way to get started. Hey, heavy Gallantine's day,
you know what, that's why most probably been a little quiet.

(10:39):
You seem like the kind of chick that probably had
a couple of Gallantine days, right, like you get together
with the girls.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I mean I get together with the girls a lot.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, am I ruining your Gallantine's Day tradition because you're
forced to work with meat than I had Texas Cove?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Is that why you're p I didn't have any players.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
You fished and so show, so mad.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
It comes from a TV show.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Parks and rec and then all of a sudden, here
he goes Rose all day.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I'm here for all of that. Yeah, we know today
was the day, all.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Right, Today is a mile of meat day. So don't
worry about Gallantine's Day. Alex, You're gonna handle trending on
the flip of this brake and then you're splitting. Alex.
Is gonna be Westheimer and Guestner. That's where the boys.
The boys are meeting at around six thirty today. Girls,
you're gonna have to go drive by and look at
the guys. I got twenty prime cutlets of meat that

(11:34):
are going to be out there today. The whole show
starting at seven o'clock. I'm gonna give away the beer.
The whole show is mo getting dates, getting dates for
those twenty dudes that you hand selected. Okay, Gallantine let's
go your hand selected all these boys that are gonna
be out there on the roadside, and we're not posting
pictures of the guys. You know how it works. You

(11:55):
really do have to get up, get out of your
comfort zone and go and drive by to see the fellas.
So we're gonna be talking about it all morning long.
Homeroom is gonna run as Homeroom Quick Break on the
flip fresh Fish, fresh out of bed head to head challenge.
So who wants to play the game? We'll be looking
for you to call in after these.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
It's not time for the first phone call of the day.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
See, Alex is gonna leave me, and he's a guy
that like make sures all those things are in the
right spot. Oh boy, today's going to be a mess.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
You can't leave Alexus and The rod Ryan Morning Show,
The Buzz.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Ninety four five, The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show,
come on premier Friday. We're doing it like that. We
got our first case of beer already out the window
or out the door, if you will, another one straight
up at seven eight nine. We're gonna continue doing that.
Everything else is gonna get thrown out the window today
except for homeroom. I'm gonna be looking for some players
coming up. Cloudy sky today, twenty percent chance of rain,

(13:01):
height seventy six, Valentine's Day eighty percent chance of thunderstorms,
and then Sunday's fine.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Sunday is ten percent chance of rain and I have
seventy degrees.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (13:17):
All right, let's go Alex, Hello, rod Hi, you're leaving
after this? I will be yes, Okay, Alex is gonna bounce.
But first while we got you. What's trending? Friday the
thirteenth is trending?

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Oh yeah, it's today?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Is that the right guy? Uh yeah, Freddy Krueger, So yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
People are watching out of black cats and people with
hockey masks today walking under ladders.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I think tattoos are cheap. What is the salt over
the shoulder thing about? That is for when a newborn
is bride into the world. Gotcha?

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Good stuff to prevent oho from happening. I know that's
in the Hispanic community. You get as chili.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
USA hockey is trending.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
The US men's team kee gonflip to play with a
five one win over Latvia. It didn't look great in
the first period, we had two goals overturned.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Ye, you're tied. I was not happy. And then we
just remembered who we were and we scored a lot
of goals. Canada stacked the men's team, so it's gonna
come down to us too. What's cool, though, is brock
Nelson from the Avalanche.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
His grandfather was on the nineteen sixty team and I
think his uncle was on.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
The eighty team.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
So all of the people in his family that have
played on an Olympic team have won gold, so we're due.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
And then Jamal Lewis is trending.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
The former NFL running back and Super Bowl champion was
pardoned along with four other former NFL players by President
Trump yesterday. It looked like he pardoned them on fraud
and drug chargers, so that is trending.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Ignify the buzz.

Speaker 12 (14:53):
Good morning everyone, it's got your fresh out of bed
head to head Hall of Suenuere number four. I beat Wise,
the carp Wet, Todd, the Goat, Matt Matt, Matt and
Hammer and Hanks. I mean, did I just win the
twenty twenty sixth tournament?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Is it over?

Speaker 5 (15:07):
I won?

Speaker 12 (15:08):
No, Rod's probably gonna play this thing out of the NBA.
But let's be honest, it's just a formality at this point.
I took out some of the best of my way in.
I'll finish the rest of my way out. Join me
at the end of the year when this five time
Hall of Famer becomes a twenty twenty six year long champ.
Because Scotty knows bitches, he's.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
So uniquely cocky in a way that I don't mind. Yeah, Like,
I don't know anyone else that could pull that off. Yeah,
you know, Like it's just it's unique. For sure. I
need some fresh fish, some brand new players. Maybe you've
never played before. Oh, that game's not for me. They
just have the same old players all over and over again. No,
anybody can play this game. Seven one, three, two and

(15:48):
two five nine four five.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
This Valentine's Day, be nice to your sweetheart. I got
you a card, well, Chris, Chances are next year she'll
be with someone richer.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
The Ron Ryan Show on ninety four five.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
The Buzz.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Ninety four or five, The Buzz, Good Morning rod Ryan Show.
Oh God, no, Alex, Oh jeez, Alex is on the road.
He's on his way to Westheimer and Guestschner to the
legendary Mile of Meat. Twenty dudes mode. These guys better

(16:28):
all show up. It's on you. You hand you hand the
selected every single guy that's on this.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Roadside only one of the best of the best.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
The best roadside attraction in the state of Texas today
is the Mile of Meat. Girls, get ready to drive
by in about a half hour. We're gonna get Things
really started cranking up at about seven o'clock. But right
now we do have to play a game. We're running
homeroom the way that we run homeroom, and now each
time for the fresh out of bed head to head challenge,

(16:56):
listeners to your corners. I believe he checked in with us,
or at least he sent me an email yesterday. Didn't
double O seven Sean Connery try to get in on
that game yesterday?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Did he?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Sean? Yes, a collar nine? You were nine one call away?
Could you have beat Do you think that you could
have beaten the birdman?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (17:20):
I used to playing like that. I would have given
him a good job.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
I wanted to try.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, well you're in today. I was looking for fresh fish.
This guy's a three time Hall of Famer. All right, bro,
welcome in.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
You're taking on two time Hall of Famer traffic copter, Jim. Jim,
good morning, Good morning. There he is in he calls
us from the traffic doctor. I don't know what it
is about his phone, but you're a two time Hall
of Famer? Is that correct? I am? And I think

(17:57):
I played Sean before. I think I think he's beaten
me before.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's a new day, Jim.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Do you know this, Sean, it's been along with other John.

Speaker 11 (18:07):
I thought so, but I wasn't sure.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Okay, you to check with other John to be sure.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, Other John, the curier of all things. What are
they playing for?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
We have co Wetzel tickets. He's going to be at
Rodeo Houston on March eighteen. Gentlemen, if you want the
full entertainment lineup, or to buy your own tickets, go
to Rodeo Houston dot com or win them right now.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Geez Chilie must have a run on tickets right now,
because normally for a first game, guys are playing for
a T shirt.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
You guys have T shirts.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Now you're playing for let's go playing for Rodeo Houston tickets?
All right, Sean and Jim? All I got is Jim all,
I got is you?

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Oh God, I got you.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
I've got this rod.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Shout out your name when you think you know the answer.
Please say your name before the other guy. Please.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I've heard delay. Oh god, jeez, here we go. I'm
gonna flush out. Oh yeah, I'm gonna flush out some
of these questions that I've been staring at. Oh okay,
who's the main villain in the Friday the Thirteenth movie?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Jim?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Jim Freddy Krueger traffic coctor? Traffic coptor Jim Freddy Krueger
is not Correctoops, Sean Connery's laughing. Who's the main villain
in the Friday of the Thirteenth movie franchise? Jason? He's Jason, Yeah, Jason.

(19:31):
If Alex was here, he said, no, it's Mike Myers.
He would be messing with us.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
I bring the facts.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Thank you, you're welcome. He brings the crap. Correct, double
O seven's on the board. His name Sean Connery. Next question,
what is a group of social fish traffic coptor? Jim?

Speaker 10 (19:57):
A school?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
What is a group of a a social fish swimming
in sync called a school of fish?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, yeah, all right, good job, Jim's on the board.
Jim saying his name first, Sean like every time.

Speaker 10 (20:12):
Yeah, I'm hearing that.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
He's crazy quick. I mean, you better hope he gets
this one wrong because he's just saying his name quicker
than you. All Right, here we go, take a note,
we get We got to bring back School of Fish
for Throwback Thursday.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I love that song, even though it's never one for
the wind Jim Sean Sean, Jim, you're still listening? Well here,
what color is a ladybug? Sean Seandamn.

Speaker 13 (20:53):
Yeah, yeah, he was waiting till the last question that was, oh,
seven gets the question, gets the square, gets the.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Win, gets the tickets.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Cowetze, Rodio Houston, Sean the bluff seven, We'll see you
there and then traffic Copper.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Jim's just gotta fly out.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
For thirty days.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, he doesn't need these tickets, all.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Right, Hey Jim, Yes, sir, I hope to get you
back on soon. All right, Oh, I will be oh yeah,
thirty days. All right, Jim's out. Sean Connery in were
you in the tournament last year? No?

Speaker 11 (21:30):
I actually I played a fun shop until June, but
I couldn't get in after June last year. I'm anticipating
playing like Adam and Kenny.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, it's absolutely been wild lately. All right, hang on,
will you be my valaner Valan Happy Valentine's Day? Good
luck with that. Ron Ryan on ninety four five the
Buzz ninety four or five the Buzz Fly Leaf and
all around me, Good morning Rod Ryan's Show. We'll get
a new champion, fresh out of bed head to head challenge.

(22:05):
Here's your current champion.

Speaker 11 (22:08):
Yeah, gnorry everybody, this is free time Hall of Famer
double O seven Sean Connor.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I am your fresh out of bed head to head
one day champion.

Speaker 10 (22:17):
All right, let's just bring them already and flush out
all these Hall of famers join me on Monday when
I link it one number two pitches and.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
That goes for fresh fish too. Let's go, let's get
some new players in here. Let's get some fresh Let's
get some fish. Okay, come on, it has been an
avalanche of Hall of.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Famers, everybody all at once.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah, we've all been getting through. Okay, welcome to Mile
of Meat Day. All hell is going to break loose
on this radio station starting at about seven o'clock MO.
We're still giving away beer every hour. It's free beer Friday.
But then other than that, I'm gonna maybe try to
get to some of these tickets that I want to
give away, but we're going to really focus on that
mile of meat. I haven't checked in with al. Yeah,

(23:00):
has he texted you or anything?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Not yet?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay, So he's on his way to Guest and West
Teimer where the boys are. He's gonna line them up.
He's got to get them their shirts and then you're
gonna see dudes lined up one through twenty. Ladies, you
gotta go. Look, I got the guys out there for you.
Moe has picked out prime cutlets of meat.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Girls, you drive by, you see which one you like.
You call us. We'll set up some dates and then
all these dates go down tonight. Everybody's invited to Cactus Code.
Remind me if I don't say it throughout the show,
because we're gonna be busy six o'clock.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
It starts six pm.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
The biggest thing that people are asking me is what
time does everything get rolling? All right, let's go.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
It's the fuck that to the day we make you
look smart in Bunny your buddys It's the fuck that
to the.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Day, Captain Cash brother ro it's Friday night. Are we
gonna see you tonight?

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Ye's pretty tight tonight. You might see it fly by.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Okay, all right, here we go. I brought in some
fun facts for you guys today. Candace sent this to me,
and I love the fact that she said, listen, I'm
not only sending this, but I checked it out for you.
So you're you're you're really kind your clear land. London,
Texas is further away from Paris, Texas three hundred and

(24:23):
sixty two miles then London, UK is from Paris, France
two hundred and eighty four miles.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I knew there was a Paris, Texas? Did I not
know there was a London, Texas?

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Can you believe you hadn't been there?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Did you know? Candas doing the work? I did go
there though, Candace doing the work for you, your daughter.
What's today's date?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Valentine's Days tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
So the thirteenth Friday, the thirteen.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
The fear of number thirteen. Oh god, there's a word
for it. Triscodeca phobia.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
That is wildness nailed in it.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Chrisca decaphobia? Does that to bother you? Now thirteen black Cats,
broken mirrors.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
It's kind of weird how people obsessed about it.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Finally, blind people have four times more nightmares than people
with sight. It's neat. Jeez, the hell's that about? It's
the fuck that's to the day. We make you look smart, everybody,
it's the fuck that to the day what you're giving away.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
I have a pair of tickets to five Finger Death Bunch.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
They're gonna be with Cody Jinx at the Wooden's Pavilion
on September twenty seventh. Tickets are on sale now ticketmaster
dot com. Or you can win this pair if you
know the flashback, it's your fun fact.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
What is unique about that sixty mile stretch of Interstate
nineteen in Arizona has to do with all of the
road signs. What is unique about it? Seven one three
two one two five nine four five. It's now time
for rockout with your stock out with Captain Cash. Okay, money, guy, jeez.

(26:14):
It's been all over the board this week. It's been
wild on Wall Street. Yeah, this one's not so good though.
But you're wild. You and your guys are wild.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
That's what we do.

Speaker 14 (26:23):
What happened yesterday, Well, the Dow was down six hundred
and sixty nine points to forty nine thousand, four fifty one.
Nastak lost four hundred and sixty seven points to twenty
two thousand and five ninety seven. Benchmark Tender Treasury trades
at a four point one percent. In oil stage stands
at sixty two dollars forties hunts a barrel. Two of

(26:43):
the most active is the big studs Walmart, mickey 's
and United Health.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
The big duds Ciscoal, Walt, Disney and Apple.

Speaker 14 (26:50):
On the economic calendar this morning, we'll get Consumer Price
Index for January right now. Features on the down side.
Come on, let's turn this baby around.

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That's it. I'm out here.

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Ryan Morning Show ninety four or five The.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz Welcome back rod
Ryan Show. All Right, I guess Alex is out there
because I just got a text. Yeah, and he has
passed out the T shirts. I haven't heard from him,
but I just got the text. The guys have their
shirts the Mile of Meat. Things are coming together. Will
we talk to Alex here? I don't know. I haven't.

(27:54):
I haven't had contact with him yet. Just on the uh,
just on a text message. It's your bun fact. Let's
do this here. Good morning, rod Ryan's Show. Who we got.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
My name is Fello, Hi Bella, Welcome to the show.
There's a sixty mile stretch of Interstate nineteen in Arizona.
What is unique about that of the signs in that area, all.

Speaker 10 (28:19):
Of the signs are in kilometers.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Oh you're so smart, nas So how did you get
so smart? I mean, hey, just comes naturally.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
No rod mixed, that's right.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, all of the signs they use kilometers and not miles.
And we said that it was a relic from the
Carter administration when they were really trying to get the
US to switch to the metric system. They're pushing to
change it, but many locals want to keep it as is.
So as a little tribute, Bella, you're the winner. What
are you giving her?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Girl?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
You got to pay tickets to see five Finger Death Plunch.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
They're gonna be with Codys Yes and you Woodland's Pavilion
at September twenty seven. Put it on your calendar everybody else.
Tickets are on sale now ticket dot com. Get them.
Whay you can't so great?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Thank you so much, Thanks for hanging out.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Thank you, Bella, you sound great having great Valentine's Day?
Hang on, do you tell other people Happy Valentine's Day
as that we're happy.

Speaker 8 (29:12):
Valentine's Yes, yeah, yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I want to be an approp but I want to
be a creepy guy.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
I'll let you know if you're creepy that's sure. I've
got a whistle. I know you will pepper spray.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Cloudy sky today twenty percent chance of rain hive seventy six.
Valentine's Day tomorrow eighty percent chance of thunderstorms hive seventy four.
The only thing that matters is we got nice weather today.
We're gonna hopefully check in with alex Y.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Check in with him.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
He just texted he's on the road side. So right
now I got MOE with Houston's headlines.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yes, sir, it.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Was the news of the day.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yesterday the Houston Texans could soon be moving to northwest
Harris County, but not for games, for everything else, including
training camp.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Oh and taxpayers will be putting some of the bill.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
So yesterday Harris County commissioners approved the first steps with
the Texans and the developer for a new facility that
they will be calling the Toro District. So so, the
total project costs was undisclosed, but the Texans said the
project will cover eighty three acres and include a twenty
two acre headquarters and training facility for the team. The
Texans claim the district could generate thirty four billion dollars

(30:13):
in long term economic impact and create seventeen thousand jobs
across the region. This new Toro district is set for
the Bridgeland area, which is a long ninety nine between two.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Ninety and I ten.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Authorities continue to search for Nancy Guthrie, saying they have
quote recovered several items of evidence. That includes the black
glove we heard about yesterday that was found near miss
Nancy's home. It's now being analyzed and authority said they're
actively looking at everyone as a suspect.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
One of the chances of that dude was dumb enough
to throw the glove out the window.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Is it the same chances of the dude being dumb
enough to be caught on another neighbor's camera.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah, I don't know, you don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Investigators said they've reached received a surge of tips. They're
looking into every single one they have up to the
reward for some of those tips if any of them
lead to something. They're working around the clock. Rod I
saw one of the grass dancers from Bad Bunny's Super
Bowl halftime show making the local news rounds yesterday. We
must have someone that's a local dancer that got to participate,

(31:14):
which is pretty cool. Another one of them is selling
that grass costume from the Super Bowl halftime show on
eBay for.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
It's the entire outfit, along with the inear radio, the credentials,
the snacks they were given, and it all comes in
a cute little Super Bowl sixty tote bag. Of course,
the credential is proof of participation in the event. The
seller wasted no time listing this costume. Rod It was
put up a few hours after the game ended. They're like, oh,

(31:43):
it makes all Monday.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I thought five thousand was cheap.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Seems love, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Especially for big fans.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Um.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
There is a video of Radpit fighting Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
If you work in the movie business and you make movies,
or you're in special effect or I think the kids
call it, you're cooked.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah, because that video is ai. It was made with
a new generator called Sea Dance two point zero and
it's from the Chinese tech company called Byte Dance, the
same guys that created TikTok.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I'm watching it right now. It looks like Brad Pitt
is fighting Tom Cruise. And they made it with a
simple prompt. Yeah, just typed in a prompt and then
it spit it out and then there's Brad Pitt, Yeah,
in hand to hand combat fighting Tom Cruise, and it's
those two guys fighting.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
One of the guys that worked on Deadpool and Wolverine
saw the video and said, I hate to say it,
but this means things are likely over for us.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
He said, I'm terrified.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
So many people I love are facing the loss of
careers they love because of stuff like this. Yeah, and
last one, Alsa wasn't. On a good note. Kids Bop
just teamed up with Shaboozi to turn a bar song
into a bump song.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Wait a minute, the song is called a bar song.
Kids can't sing this.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
I guess some people don't want their kids to say bar.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Bop.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
You know what they do. They go in and take
the songs.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Oh yeah, okay, I like it. I wanted to hate it.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Oh yeah, which is funny because my kid's favorite part.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Is good Lord, I wanted to hate it. Dude, I can't.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
It's undeniable.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
It's ait nineteen weeks at number one on the Billboard
Hot one hundred. Well, the original did the original.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
So they had to do this for the kid.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
I was.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I guess, hey, we love Shaboozy around here.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
I don't know what's We're cooked.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm just We're cooked.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
We got shaboozy tickets in the eight o'clock hour today.
Those are Houston's headlines.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Did Alex say he'd be there?

Speaker 4 (33:46):
He said, I'm connecting now, Alex, Are you there?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Alex? Can you hear me? Okay? I just need you
to pump up the volume on your side because I
got you cranked all the way up here. So is
David working with you? He is working? Hi David?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
All right?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
So we hello, thank you. I heard him. I can
hear you a little bit better now, So whatever he
can give you is from as far as a little
bit of game. But you sound great, Alex. On the
road side, let's get sports taking care of first, okay.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
At the Winter Olympics, the men's US hockey team started
off Olympic play with a five to one win over
Latvia yesterday. They're gonna play Denmark tomorrow in their second
game that'll start at two ten.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
You can watch it on NBC.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
The US women's hockey team plays Italy today in the quarterfinals.
It's a knockout game that'll begin at two ten, and
you can watch it on USA Network. Overall at the Olympics,
Team USA has fourteen total medal total medals, which is
tied for the second most, four gold, seven silver.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
And three bronze. It is All Star weekend in the NBA.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
The Slam Dunk Contest and Skills competition is tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Actual All Star Games are gonna be on Sunday.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Kevin Durant, now pri and Shangoon are going to be
representing the Rockets in those games. That'll tip off at
four o'clock and you can watch it on NBC.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
That is what's going on in sport. How's the weather
out there? Bro?

Speaker 6 (35:02):
This is the best way that we've probably had in
a long time.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
I feel okay. Is there any sunlight yet? All little bit? Okay,
there's light. There's not sunlight. I see light though, did
I haven't talked to Alex yet. This is all I
don't know. Did all twenty meet twenty cutlets of meat
show up? Yes? Oh nice? Oh my gentlemen. We did

(35:29):
have to replace a few guys. There was a few
dudes that said they couldn't write, and they were just
real open about it. They're like, I was say, thank you,
let us know if you're not coming well, you got
twenty dudes out there.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
Yeah, we're about to eat them all set up and
I'm gonna start lining them up here in just a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Okay, Alex, We're gonna check in with you in about
five minutes, So get the boys set up, MO. We
got work to do on our end. We gotta get
all these twenty guys in order because they got the
T shirts now and we got a lot of work
to do. Guys, it's happening. It's happening. Free Beer Friday. Yes,
Mile of Meat will explain and get into everything. The

(36:06):
next three hours is gonna be wild.

Speaker 9 (36:08):
The rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
The Bus Roddy.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
Yeah, Man Man Man Cousins, Free beer Friday, Ding Paldick.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Friday.

Speaker 12 (36:22):
Yeah Man, Ma Ben Cousins, Free bear Friday, Dingom Paldick.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Bam Friday.

Speaker 8 (36:29):
You've got free Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday.
You got a free ban Friday, Free Bam Friday, and
right Bam Friday, and Bam Friday.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
And free Bad Friday Friday. Good morning, rod Ryan Show.
Over to the phones. Hi, who do we have here?

Speaker 6 (36:57):
Mary?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Hello? Mary? What are you doing up so early?

Speaker 16 (37:04):
Working?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Doing Dorda. Our last caller was doing Amazon.

Speaker 9 (37:11):
I did that this morning as well.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Holy God, you are a hustler and I mean that
a way way to go.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Hey, you call her ten Hey, may Hey, are you
so excited?

Speaker 16 (37:24):
I was trying this morning too.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Mary.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I hate to be so bold, but you need a
date tonight.

Speaker 10 (37:32):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Are you sure I'm married? Oh jeez?

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Married is pretty official?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
All right, Well, you're still invited. You know, you're invited
to come to Cactus Cove even though you're all, you know,
married up in all six tonight we are having a
huge party at Cactus Cove. Everybody's invited. But Mary, you're
out there working. Please be safe. You got the second
case of your I'm gonna shoot you over to the Chile.
All right, Yes, thank you so much. She's working her
ass off.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
This is the second job she's already this morning.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
She's like the army, doing more before seven o'clock than
most people do all day. Gheit it Carl Heavy Gallantine's day,
galssday all day. Hey, that's the gal. Bring the gals
out tonight to Cactus Cove. All the girls can come
out to Cactus Cove for our party. Thirty three thirty
three West eleventh Street. Uh, starting at six pm. But

(38:22):
nothing happens until we get dates for twenty guys. MO
his hand selected twenty dudes out of the over sixty
that applied to be in the mile of meat. Let's
see if we can check in with our men. Alex, Alex,
are you there? Do do do do Do Do Do
do doo doo? Oh wait a minute, is he here? Oh?

(38:44):
I can here? Here you go, Elley, Hey guys, Okay, hey,
I was I sent Eli out there. He was gonna
take some video and stuff. Looking at him right now? Hey,
all right, Eli's a good man. Tell him to stop
kicking those ice cubes under the fridge. I won't tell
them any bro. All twenty guys are there.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
All twenty guys are here, and good job so far, Mo,
because they've all listened to no one's in the street.
I gave them our rules, and we have all dispersed,
and we are standing on the side of the road
on West Timer between wet Rocky Ridge Road and Guestner.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
All right, so yeah, guesskers like the big road, the
big cross section there. What kind of businesses are behind you?

Speaker 6 (39:26):
Oh? Yeah, a burger King, a dollar Tree, a ald
and at t all kinds of those no free Yeah,
this is only they were a mac.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
It's a big strip mall right there.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
I love Dollar Tree.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
What does the traffic look like? Number one? We have
an inside cabin. Here is the sun out yet? See
sun is out? Okay, Darning, it's nice bright, it's light.
People can drive by.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
You can easily see these fellas, not cloudy at all.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Perfect. So what you're telling me is the ladies can
now drive by and see the meat numbered one through
twenty on the roadside.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
This is as primo as the selection will get. You
got all twenty guys available right now, the lady you
go into the morning, Ladies, your your, your picks are
going to be taken.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
It reminds me a little as I was going through
I haven't met any of the guys yet. I'll meet
them all tonight. As I was going through the applications
after Mo picked everybody, I remember back when Dinah was
picking guys, and I'm like, does everybody have to have
a beard? That you are a lot of beard? Does
everybody have a beard? Not everybody, okay, but a lot
out of the twenty guys well represented do sixteen of

(40:42):
them have beards. You're close.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Hilarious.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
It's just funny because I'm not a facial hair girl
like right.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Man, it seems like you might be.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
I know.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
You better switch teams, all right, Alex. We'll check in
with you. Ladies. It's all on you for this thing
to work. I have to have you go and drive
by the mile of meat. You have to look. You
pick out your guy. They're numbered. Thank you to deb
and everybody over at BMP for the T shirts. They

(41:15):
got big numbers on the front of their shirts. You
tell me what number you're interested in, then we'll tell
you a little bit about him. Oh Rob, why don't
you just go you know, why don't you modern this
thing up and put him on the internet.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Now?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Never now, I never will give in. You have to
get out there, and you got to go and see
the couplets of meat. Go drive by, see the guys.
Call us seven one three two one two five nine
four five. I talk fast seven one three two one
two five nine four five. You call us and you
convince us why we should let you meet him tonight

(41:50):
at our massive celebration at Cactusco where you're all invited Okay, guys,
we're just getting underway here. Give us a call.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative, and The rod Ryan Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Ninety four or five the bus. Good morning, rod Ryan's Show. Okay, guys,
we're ready to open up a can of whoop pass here. Uh,
mile of Meat is officially underway. We've got our first
gal calling in and she has picked somebody on the mile. Hey,
so we're gonna get into that shortly. We're open. Once

(42:24):
we open up these floodgates, there's no turning back mode.
Just so you know, all right, I'm Tom. Let's check
in with Alex really quick. He's still He wanted to
trending out there. He didn't want anybody to do his job.
He knows out nobody can do it. It's my thing.
That's right, Alex out there on the roadside near Guessner
on West Ham. Oh, I hear the morning.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Yeah, we've had hawks, sent a lot of hawks today.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Okay, Well, Alex is off the market, lady.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Sorry, I know that.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Sorry, but we do have we do have twenty single
guys out there. Hey, what's trending?

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Well?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
We got Gallentine's Day, mo.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
I know you're stoked, celebrate all your gals like Gallentine's Day.
Exactly what's gonna start rose in the second the shows though,
I'm ready. Winter Olympics is trending. People talking about everything
going on.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Over in Italy right now.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
We already talked about tm USA being absolutely dominant yesterday
and Slavia and then Friday the thirteenth will probably be
trending all morning because it's is it a spooky.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Spookiest day of the year.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
I don't know, it's bad luck day, black cats, all
kinds of stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Watch out, Happy Friday the thirteen. All right, thank you.
That make a lot of talk.

Speaker 9 (43:34):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Let's say hi to Sandra. Sandra, good morning, Good morning.
How are you today?

Speaker 17 (43:46):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Are you great? Did you drive by the mile of meat?
Did what? We have twenty cutlets of meat out there,
hands selected by mo Which one caught your eye? Number
seventy number seven. I'm not I'm just gonna give away
number seventeen right out of the gate here. Maybe I will.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
He is a prime's me.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Maybe I will. All right, Sandra, a little bit about
you before we talk about David is number seventeen. Okay,
Now everyone's being asked what celebrity do you look like?
He also was asked this and he said friends have
told him Ryan Phillippy, the actor. Yeah, okay, let me
look at his.

Speaker 10 (44:25):
Picture and I look like him?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Yeah, San, Dra grease.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Okay, he's tall. He's six to one. How tall are you, Sandra?

Speaker 17 (44:33):
I'm five five five six one.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Gonna be cute.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I like it. He's a beer drinking guy. What kind
of do you drink?

Speaker 9 (44:42):
I think with you not beer?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
But he's perfect.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
He can grab a beer and a whisky.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
You're gonna be throwing chairs tonight. Okay, I'm worried about
you already. I'm worried about you, Sandra. How old are you?

Speaker 17 (44:56):
Thirty five?

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Perfect? Thirty nine?

Speaker 4 (44:59):
This is great new.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I'm looking at what David is interesting when it comes
to an ideal partner, Rod, what is that? He wants
a kind smart, athletic and adventurous kind of gal.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
So, Sandra, I want to know what kind of sports
do you like?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
She's like, check, check, check, that's me.

Speaker 10 (45:16):
I don't do any sports.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Walking she walks that she is athletic. Are you open
to watching sports?

Speaker 9 (45:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, Sandra? What'd you wear to bed last night?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
It's important.

Speaker 17 (45:34):
Making it here on time?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
What does she say?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
She said she made.

Speaker 17 (45:39):
Making making it, making it here to the my own
meat on time?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
What did she prayed for last night?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
What did you wear to bed? What did you wear
to bed last night? When you went to sleep?

Speaker 17 (45:50):
What did I wear?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Okay? What did you wear last night? What do you wear?
What'd you wear last night to bed?

Speaker 8 (45:56):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (45:57):
My nightgown?

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Night gown?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
What do you do for a living?

Speaker 17 (46:04):
I'm in the accounting department for an electrical company.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Okay, this guy's an attorney.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Yes, I don't want to put that out there.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
He's right, Okay, okay, all right, I like it.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Do you eat meat? Right, I'm sure do you eat meat?

Speaker 7 (46:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Okay, ye oh, because he's a barbecue guy. He's a
barbecue guy.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
You're right on that, Sandra. I like everything I'm hearing.
You didn't do anything wrong on this call at all.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Thanks for calling.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
That was easy, right, don't move, don't move or putting
you down as a prime candidate for number seventeen. I
just can't take that attorney off the market now yet. Tall,
But Sandra, no doubt. Now listen, there are nineteen other
cutlets of meat out there? All right, ladies, you gotta
do what Sandra did. You got to get in your car.
You got to go and drive by the mile of meat.

(46:53):
Alex is out there with the fellas, and you call us.
You do exactly what Sandra did. We're gonna move a
lot quicker. We're gonna have some questions for you. We're
gonna talk about the guy that's out there. We're not
posting pictures of the guys that are out there, at
least not their faces. But we'll get some pictures, Alex.
I'll put that on you to send me some pics.
Maybe the backsides. Oh you know what I mean. We

(47:13):
don't want to see their faces just yet. Wait what yeah,
And we gotta do this.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
I cannot.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I want twenty cutlets of meat.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Take a video.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I want twenty cutlets of meat jumping around on Westheimer
and Guestner. Twenty eligible bachelors jumping for your love right now,
Smile of me, ladies, call us toss the pain, pack
it up, pack it in on the buzz or five
the buzz. Good morning? Why does that sound all weird?

(47:44):
Do I sound weird? Or do I sound okay?

Speaker 5 (47:46):
To you?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Sound a little weird.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Do I sound a little weird?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Just empty if you will.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I'm not sure what happened here, but okay we are hmm,
how about that?

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Oh there you are?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
That sounds better? Yes, okay, there's papers all over the place.
That probably didn't sound weird to you. It just sounded
weird to us and studio. Hi, jumping around.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
I was jumping around, jumping on the button.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Bang the buttons over here. Hi, Good morning everybody, and
happy almost Valentine's Day, but happy Mile of Meat Day.
I mean, that's what really matters here. You just heard
Sandra and she was the first adventurous gal to get
out there on the roadside and go see the boys.
Now what am I talking about? I'm talking about this
miracle mile of Meat. We got a guy that just

(48:31):
showed up late. What number seven is in?

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Yes, he's in.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Okay, so we do have we have a late entry
this morning. So he is in. And number seven is
who was it? Number seven?

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yes, Mike S. Mike S is representing number seven. We
have three mics out there, Mike H, Mike S, Mike C.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
And Mike R.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
We have four mics out there. Holy creps, All right,
I thought we had the most josh Is in the world.
Now I know that we have the most. Mike's listening
to the Rob Ryan Show. All right, let's reset everything
and let's tell you what's going on today on the show.

Speaker 10 (49:07):
This is.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
This is Moe's first mile of me very first. I've
heard so much about it.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
You heard about legendary around Houston.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
I don't know about legendary.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
It is, I'm telling you, but.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
It is a lot of work. But what I need
is I need the gals to get out there and
go and check out the guys. Alex, I'm coming to
you in just a moment. Alex is out there and
he's just kind of like the ringleader of all of
these single guys. Alex dresses the part. He gets into this.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
He's so happy that he's not the studio with us.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
I've never seen him so happy before.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Alex is out there on the roadside on Westheimer. There's
a strip mall right there, and there's a McDonald there's
a Burger King right there. We used to work with
a tanning place that was over there.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Yeah, what happened.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
I don't know if the tanning place is still open.
I don't know the tanning places still exist. It's right
there near Gessner. It's on your way into the galleria.
Is where you'll see the lined up dudes. And they
all got signs in their hands. Did you get a
picture from Alex?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
I did several. I'm posting them in our stories right
now on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Okay, oh, I see, Okay, I'm starting to see. So
it's the tangle Wild Center is where the guys are.
And there's a dollar tree right there. Interesting, and the
guys look great. The sun is out, it's a beautiful day.
They all got their t shirts numbered one through twenty.
Really easy to figure out. Now, Mo picked all these

(50:34):
guys out hand selected these twenty cutlets of meat. Let
me see if I can check in with our guy, Alex,
Alex P. Middleton, Good morning, anybody here, Alec, I'm gonna
make your pote. No, he's over here. That's my bad. Yeah,
pull me up there you are, dude, I got you,
I got you. Hey, Hello, talk to me a little

(50:57):
bit about what's happening. Tell me paint the picture for us.
What's happening on the road side?

Speaker 16 (51:01):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Well, all of our meat cutlets are courteous. Beat cutlets
are along side of the road. We had a lot
of hawks. We had I don't know if Sandra, who
we just talked to, was.

Speaker 6 (51:10):
In the white van, but there was a woman in
a white van circled around a couple of times in
the parking lot about as long as the link of
Sandra's phone call.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
First fact, that's that would be my guess what's going on, Sandra?
And then mostly let's go easier on Mike. He is
not late.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
He was our first guy that has to be in
the mile of meat this year. Oh so he just
went right to chill.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
He's inbox. That's why we didn't have.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
So different Okay, you picked him.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
That was the guy that I always say, it's tradition.
Anyone that we come back from Christmas break that asks
about the mile of meat for a week early in January,
I'm like, you're automatically in. He's there, he's in. He's
ready to rock. He said he wanted to get out
of his comfort zone. I'm a right passionate and do
something a little different. What number is he? He is
number seven, Yes, he's number seven, Lucky number seven. Let's

(51:58):
talk about lucky number thirteen. Brandon. We got a couple
of Brandon's out there, I think, And uh, there's a
guy on Friday in the thirteenth running around with a
shirt that says number thirteen. Lucky, Lucky, Lucky number thirteen.
All right, well, I'm gonna we're gonna talk to a
few of the fellas coming up later on what's the
traffic looking like in that area? I mean, I've been

(52:18):
locked in this room for twenty two years, so what
happens on Guestner and Westheimer. It's a really good spot
to be it. It's everybody's heading on.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
Their way to work, and we got we're right behind
the light, so you get a lot of the light
traffic that'll back up every now and then, and then
plenty of time for the ladies to see the fellas,
maybe do a U turn, comeback around one more time,
and then still get to work off time.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Now, somebody had asked, and Alex, this is going back
years years. Somebody asked if there was a blonde, heavily tanned,
Florida looking woman in a Camaro driving by I have
not seen yet. That was years ago. She may have
traded that thing in, we don't know. No, she was

(52:57):
in the White Man Camaro woman can never get rid
of that Camaro. She's a Camaro woman. It doesn't sound
good if she's like level. If she's you know, Tesla woman,
it doesn't sound as cool. I need Camaro woman to
be in the Camaro. So we haven't seen her.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
Yet, not yet, But I will keep my eyes peeled
and I'll let you know if I spot it.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
All right, Alex, We'll check in with you, ladies. The
phone number to call seven one three two one two
five nine four five. Tell us which cup let all
meat you want. We'll hook you up with that person.
Just to meet them tonight. That's it, just to meet them,
just to hang out to say hi. We have had marriages,
we've had kids. Come out of this thing, but no pressure.
This is just a fun thing to get you to

(53:33):
meet somebody. Get out of your comfort zone and come out.
The meeting will go down at Cactus Cove tonight.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Happy Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
My love really already with the bitch. I'm getting a car.
The rod Ryan Show on ninety four five the Bus,
ninety four five the Bus. Good morning, rod Ryan's Show.
Thank you so much for having us on Smile to
Meat Day Here on the Ryan's show, and Chili is

(54:02):
filtering through all the phone calls. The girls say they're
on their way. You gotta get out there and see
the mile of meat today, ladies, let me just give
you an idea of where they are on West Timer
inbound after Guestner on your way into the galleria. That's

(54:24):
what you see, the twenty cutlets of me. You drive by,
you see the guys you call us. We'll start making
matches for the party tonight. Let me just throw this
out there. What goes on with this party tonight at
Cactus Cove Number one. Everybody is invited. Okay, now it's
an adult party. I'm gonna say that, like you gotta
get a babysitter for the kids. Right thirty three to

(54:45):
thirty three West eleventh Street. We're gonna play some games
and we're gonna give away stuff and all the couples
will have a chance to win. This is what Chili
is bringing with them tonight. He's bringing two pair of
tickets because we're not gonna just give a pair of ticket.
I'm not gonna we're sho to go on a date
with somebody.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Oh, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
If you win each person will win a pair of tickets.
If you choose to go together and things work out,
that's great. I got two pair of tickets to go
see Godsmack. I got two pair of tickets for the
three days Grace Show. I got two pair of tickets
to go see Motley Crue. I got two pair of
tickets to fight Finger Death Punch. I've got two pairs
of tickets to go to the Black Crows. That's some
of what we're gonna do, some of what we're gonna

(55:24):
be giving away tonight. So the couples, each one will
walk away with a pair of tickets. We're gonna be
playing games, we're gonna be having a good time. This
is where we break the ice and we meet. So
we set up the dates here on the air. Then
you meet tonight at Cactus Cove. Okay, these guys that
committed to being on the Mile of Meat, they're in

(55:45):
it all day. They're doing all the work this morning,
and then a few guys will go back to work.
Most have the day off. They start hitting the bars
in the middays. Some of them go together and they
show up coming in hot and in the party. Tonight
starts at six o'clock. All right, more meat, more Valentine's Day,

(56:06):
Mile of Meat on the Rod Ryan Show. Girls go
scope out the dudes give us a call. Seven one
three two, win two five nine five. Houston's Rocking Alternatives, The.

Speaker 9 (56:15):
Rod ros Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety
four or five Buzz.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Ninety four five The Buzz Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show.
Mile of Meat Day Here Rob Ryan's Show. A couple
of girls calling while the songs are playing and while
the commercials are playing. So we're kind of we're always
working it. We're working it for our twenty cutlets of
meat that are out there on the roadside. Right now, Ladies,
you need to drive by and see the boys that

(56:40):
are out there on Westheimer near Gessner inbound to the galleria.
That's where our twenty cutlets of meat our go by.
See them. They're all numbered one through twenty. Tell us
which one you got your eye on, Okay, which bearded
guide you got your eye on? Mote picked out a
sixteen bearded men out there on the roadside. We'll take

(57:03):
your calls seven one three, two two five, nine four five.
We'll try to set up these twenty We will set
up these twenty dates and be ready to go for
our party tonight at Cactus Cove. You're all invited six o'clock.
All right, mo Houston's headlines. What'ch you got?

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Yes, sir, it was the news of the day yesterday
the Houston Texans could soon be moving to north west
Harris County. It's not for games, it's for everything else,
training camp offices.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Oh and taxpayers will be putting some of the bill.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
So yesterday Harris County commissioners approved the first steps with
the Texans and the developer for a new facility that
will be built.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
It's called Toro District.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Love that the total project costs was undisclosed with the
Texan said the project will cover eighty three acres, including
a twenty two acre headquarters and a training facility for
the team. They claim the district will generate thirty four
billion dollars in long term economic impact and create seventeen
thousand jobs across the region the new Toro District except

(57:54):
for the Bridgeland area. So that's just along ninety nine
Between two ninety and nine ten. In National News, the
Department of Homeland Security is all but certain to shut
down at the end of the day today.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Oh do you have it? I have it? So this government.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Yes, and A.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Democrats unanimously blocked a Department of Homeland Securities spending bill yesterday.
So with no deal insight, lawmakers left town, a lot
of them heading to Germany for a security conference. But
Democrats are refusing to fund DHS without major reforms to
the immigration and customs enforcement. WHOA, if you're a delivery driver,
you're about to be busy tomorrow. It's Valentine's Day and

(58:35):
instacart is putting out some numbers rod that are insane. Obviously,
people are ordering flowers, right, It's Valentine's Day.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Sales for fresh cut.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Roses on Instacart jump two thousand percent each year. What
but that's pre teriff right, Like, oh, there's that on
top of this. This is just like how many people
are buying it?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Would you say? People are getting rubbers delivered via instacr.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Condoms show a sixty two percent jump in orders on
Valentine's Day alone.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
I wonder I P didn't used to get his Loube delivered.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Okay, I was going to talk about stuffed animals and candy,
but no, I'm not. Hey, sad news everyone. A lot
of celebrities have been honoring the life of James Vanderbeek
and one specifically, Katie Holmes. We know starred with James
and Dawson's Creek throughout a lot of their childhood.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Did you watch that show? Yes, I think it was
a little probably for your as I.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Remember my babysitter watching it, so I knew what it was.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
It was in the middle there, like I think I
was a little too old for it. It certainly knew
about it. Yeah, it was huge.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Katie Holmes called their time together sacred. She vowed to
always be there for James's wife and their six kiddos.
Another person that posted fresh Prince of bel Air star
Alfonso Ribeiro. He posted picture it was very sad of
him and James saying their last goodbye. It was a
little weird feeling, but he is a very good friend

(01:00:07):
of Jim's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
They didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I mean, on Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
He's laying there and obviously James looks frail, really bad. Yeah,
and he's got his arm around. I'm not saying it.
I'm not discounting the friendship.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Right, Everything felt weird.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Everything doesn't have to be online. You're having a moment
with your friend. Yeah, you don't need to take a
picture of it and post.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
It, would you appreciate sing most of the posts.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
If I'm dying, don't take a picture with me and
put it out there to try to get some likes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
No, let's talk about the food Fighters because we can
end on a good note. They're promoting their new album
and they've got this interactive website where you can hear
I think snippets of the new songs.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
I'm checking it out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
You've got some clickable images, some sound clips, maybe snippets
featured among the new album. It looks like it is
set for a twenty twenty six release, but they haven't
spilled any details except for this website, so you can
kind of dig in if you're a big fan and
get an eye deal of what's in store for their
new album. Foo Fighters dot com. It's want to check
it out. We'll post all on our music blog page.
But those are Houston's headline.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
All right, Alex has some music lined up for me.

Speaker 14 (01:01:13):
Here?

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
What's that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
But here we go Alex sports. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
At the Winter Olympics, the men's US hockey team started
off Olympic play with a five to one win over
lat Via yesterday. It didn't look great in the first period,
they had two overturned goals, but they picked it up
after that was over and made sure that they were
dominant like we thought they would be. They're gonna play
Denmark tomorrow in their second game. That'll start a two ten.
You can watch it on NBC. The US women's hockey
team is gonna play today. They're gonna take on Italy

(01:01:44):
in the quarterfinals. That'll begin at two ten. You can
watch that one on USA Network. Overall at the Olympics,
Team USA has fourteen total medals, which is tied for
the second most. We got four gold, seven silver, and
three bronze. It is All Star weekend in the NBA.
The Slam Dunk Contest Gale's competition is tomorrow night, and
the actual All Star Games are gonna be on Sunday.
Kevin Durant, now Princhhing Goon are gonna be representing the

(01:02:06):
Rockets in these games. That is going to tip off
at four o'clock on Sunday and you can watch.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
It on NBC. That is what's going on in sports
all right. How the Fella's doing out there.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Fellows are doing good, vibes are high, and they're they're
having a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
We're having a good time this morning. All right. The
girls are calling for him, so tell them not to worry.
We're gonna get everybody a date tonight. For sure. Which
guy showed up drunk?

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
None, I was telling them. He was like, I have
three rules. Don't be a day, don't get in the street,
and then like watch it on the drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
And no one was holding a beer when I was
saying that. The first time attack the full disclosure. Usually
one guy shows up who you know, started hitting a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Courage in the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
I don't care if you drink a little bit. I
was just like, it's a long day. So if you
want to have one day, you know, get it going,
that's fine. But like, let's not all right, all right,
all right, all right, good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
There's some pictures up on the Instagram, there's some video
up there is we're on Facebook. You can kind of
see what's going on out there. Girls. You gotta drive
by and go see these cutlets of meat. All right,
but right now, oh boy, we're gonna have to turn
over these phones to some beer winners.

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
Houston's Rocking Alternatives, The rock Last Morning Show from six
to ten am ninety four or five.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Go, let's go, let's go. I guess that's the Friday,

(01:03:47):
the thirteenth edition.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Oh I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
Bam Friday. You're Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Briday.
You got a free Bam Friday, Free Bamday. You're right Friday, right,
Friday Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
All right, let's give away this beer. I gotta get
back to the mile of meat over here. Hi, good morning.
Who's on the phone.

Speaker 10 (01:04:16):
Good morning, brother, This is Justin.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
All right, are you calling for one of the guys
that are on the road side or for the beer
case of beer number ten?

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Okay? Case of beer? And he wants the guy number ten.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
There's a lot of people that are into him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
That's Dustin. All right, we're gonna talk to We're gonna
give you Dustin and a case of beer.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
Justin.

Speaker 16 (01:04:36):
Congratulations, Justin?

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Congratulations?

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Where you're from? Justin? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:04:45):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
You got the second case of beer today? All right?
Third third case of we're having Oh my god, today
is flying by? All right, hang on, my brother, good luck.
I'm bound. Just what you tell the guys. You don't
say Happy Valentin's Day, Guys say good luck, good luck,
good luck, good luck of Valentine's Day, Tuggie or something.

(01:05:07):
I don't know. Hey, good morning everybody, rod Ryan's show.
It is the Mile of Meat. Hi, there's a lot
of guys doing a lot of work out there.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
I was made for this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Let me check in with Yeah, Alex, you you set
up all the guys.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
I love this so much, and I love setting up
the girls with the guys.

Speaker 8 (01:05:25):
Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
What's going on? How they dude's doing out there? You
on the roadside, Guestner and Westheimer. Yeah they are.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
They're crushing it right now. I feel like we're seeing
a lot of interaction going on. A lot of cars
slowing down, and see a lot of people driving by
with their phones out, getting some tape to look back
at later, sating they can make their selections.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Gotcha. Yeah, probably sharing with the group chatman, girls, gonna
take this one. Who do you want?

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Oh, we're getting into emails, Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
All right, I got people interested here. I gotta go, Alex,
I have the time for you, all right, feel sorry
to interrupt. Okay, God check this out. This is Jennifer. Okay,
who's who's on the phone. Wait a minute, Jennifer, you there?
I am here, Hi, Jennifer. How are you? I'm good?

Speaker 9 (01:06:16):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
I'm doing great? Now you're calling in? Did you check
out the mile of meat today? I did.

Speaker 17 (01:06:22):
I drove vies, but it was hard to see.

Speaker 10 (01:06:25):
The sun was very bright.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Okay, how fair? Did one of the guys catch your
eye more than anyone someone else?

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Shine?

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
I would say maybe number one, but it's just because
he was just like the first one I could see
before the sun got me.

Speaker 10 (01:06:41):
I did take a video and I tried to go
back and look, but it was just so hard to see.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Henry as Henry. So maybe you guys can help me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Jennifer, listen, that's I think the Lord helped you on
this one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
I screwed up before. What celebrity do you look like?

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
Jennifer?

Speaker 10 (01:06:56):
Okay?

Speaker 17 (01:06:56):
So I asked some friends and chat GBT.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I was getting.

Speaker 10 (01:07:05):
Cheryl Crow.

Speaker 16 (01:07:06):
I don't think I look like any celebrities, but this
is what.

Speaker 10 (01:07:09):
I was told ahead.

Speaker 17 (01:07:13):
And then uh, Amy, what's her name?

Speaker 16 (01:07:18):
Sorry?

Speaker 9 (01:07:18):
Amy Adams?

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Oh, she don't Crow?

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
And you have red hair?

Speaker 16 (01:07:22):
Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Okay, cool with that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
All right? Well, colors your vibrator, Oh wow, just do it?
Just do it bad?

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
A like red burgundy, tipe color, and a purple one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Give her Henry. That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
That's all I need Henry.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Henry's a smart man, but he's a little bit nerdy.
You're cool with that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (01:07:47):
Sure?

Speaker 16 (01:07:47):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
I don't think you like dogs?

Speaker 16 (01:07:50):
I do like those?

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Okay, yes, two dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Okay? Is there anything that you don't like that? You're here?
In here for Henry? She sounds cool as you'll either
what now? Listen, I'm not guaranteeing anybody anything. You'll so
you promise you'll come tonight to Cactus.

Speaker 10 (01:08:06):
Cove though, I will come, Yeah, I promise.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
What happens when you wimp out and you're like and
it gets it gets to be five thirty and you're like, oh,
I can't do this, I can't do this. I like this. Listen,
I like everything. I'm here, Jennifer, hang on the phone
for me. I kind of like this. I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
I love it so much.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Okay, listen, you want to talk to Stacy real quick, Stacy, Stacey, Hi, Stacy,
good morning. Did you check out the mile of meat today?
I did what? Which guy give me a number? Number one? Oh? God,
we gotta fight for number one. H that's mister Henry. Yes,

(01:08:48):
now we got girls fighting over number one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
That seems to be very popular.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
What celebrity do you look like, Stacy?

Speaker 16 (01:08:57):
I've a little bit like Rebel Will.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Okay, I know Rebel Wilson. Yeah, yah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Rebel Wolf.

Speaker 17 (01:09:05):
You have blonde hair, blonde hair and hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
You're hilarious, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
This is good.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
What do you like to eat?

Speaker 16 (01:09:15):
I love just to eat in general.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
But that's good. That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
How old are you?

Speaker 16 (01:09:23):
Twenty seven?

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
What color is your vibrator? Rod? Well? I'm comparing the
two notes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Thlme green wine green, perfect, it's wild.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
How do we decide?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
What's your favorite color?

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
What's Henry's favorite color?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
What's your favorite color? Wait? How old are you?

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
She said? Twenty something?

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Twenty seven?

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Okay, oh goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
You will also be there tonight at Cactus Coo. Should
we choose to let Henry hang out with you a
little bit?

Speaker 16 (01:10:00):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
What'd you wear to bed last night?

Speaker 17 (01:10:05):
Sports?

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
What answer?

Speaker 14 (01:10:09):
What up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
With that? Stacy? Hang on the phone? Hang on the phone, Stacy,
I don't know. They both sounded.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Cool, like Henter is a really cool dude.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
I'm so late. I'm gonna seef Aaron. Will wait. I'm
gonna talk to Aaron real quick, and then I gotta
take a break. I'm so late, Aaron. Good morning, Hello,
Good morning. Why Aaron? You're calling about the Mila Meat. Yes,
it's a good problem they have. Can you hang on
the phone for me? I gotta take up against a
break right now. But I want to hear which guy

(01:10:43):
you're interested in. I want to find out all kinds
of fun things about you. Can you hold.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Yeah, for sure, I'll put my headphones on. Yeah, don't
go anywhere, Aaron, I don't know if that's Capula, Capula,
you hang on too all right now the calls are
rolling now, the calls are rolling in, Aaron, I'm coming
to you next, Capula. You're after that, we're gonna find
out which dude you're interested Guys, here we go, it's

(01:11:10):
gonna be it's gonna start to get real real busy
around these parts. It's mile of Meat day here on
the Rod Ryan Show. Ladies, you gotta go buy some
of the meats are coming off the market. Okay, get
get those cutlets of meat while you can. They are
on the roadside of Westheimer and Guestner. Go see the boys.
Give us a call. Seven, We'll set you up Rock

(01:11:33):
and Alternative.

Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
The Buzz tenty four or five The Buzz, Good Morning,
rod Ryan Show. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Mo.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
I have full banker calls here. Okay, we gotta start
lining up some dates for tonight. Are you ready for this?

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Wait a minute, where you are here?

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
You are?

Speaker 12 (01:11:52):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Still ready?

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Okay, okay, okay, Smile of Meat day here crazy? It
is nuts over here today, right, let's throw it out
to Alex's on the road side with the boys. Hey,
what is going on with mile of Meat? Number one?
I got girls fighting over the sky Alex.

Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
He's apparently a smoke show. Yes, everybody's. He was driving by,
and I mean I'm not. He's the furthest away from
me kind of right now, so I can't even see
all the good who eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
He's probably getting as it driving by tone to tone
it down a little bit. I got fighting over his
shirt back on maybe No one geezh okay, put his
shirt back on. Alex is out there with the mile
of meat. He's out there on West Timer near Guessner
with the twenty cutlets of meat. But now he's got
to tell us what's trending.

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
Friday the thirteenth is trending like it has been all morning. Yeah,
so happy Friday the thirteenth, or I'm sorry it's Friday
the thirteenth, depending on how you look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Space X is trending.

Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
There was a new crew that was launched to the
International Space Station this morning and that went successfully. And
then Chloe Kim is trending. The America snowboarder took home silver.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
In the women's halfpipe event yesday.

Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
And I also learned yesterday that her boyfriend is the
offensive Player of the Year from the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Miles Garrett. Yeah, I saw him.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
I saw that too.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
I was like, oh, like he was hugging her after
her run. Is that, Miles Gille they're dating? I did
not know that, but that is what's trainding on, not
even by the buzz. All right, thanks bro, Sorry, I'd
love to chat, but I've got chicks everywhere. We got
chicks everywhere. Okay, would you say hi to Aaron. I
want to thank her for holding Hey, Aaron, good morning Aaron,

(01:13:28):
Hello Aaron, thanks for being so cool. Thanks for hanging
out with us a little bit. You haven't You have
told us that you're interested in number fifteen? Is that correct? Yes?
As Arthur, as Arthur. Now listen, this is a prime
cutlet of meat. He looks like a Mexican Dwayne Johnson.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Yeah, that's what I said.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
He does it. He's he's got a full head of hair.
It's okay, okay. He says he looks like a Mexican
Duaye Johnson. What celebrity do you look like? Aaron. I
know it's a tough one.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
One time someone told me someone One time someone told.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Me Aubrey Hepburn. Aubrey Hepburn's classic. It's very classics. You
know what that is.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Do you have any pets at home?

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
I have a cat pet whom this is great.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
How many cats?

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
I need to know?

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Don't lie? Just one?

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
You're in Arthur has two.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
That's a lot of cats.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Well, he has a great tabby and bomb.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
She's like, that might be too many cats for me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
I think three is like a good round number.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Well, he's got two she's got one. Now are you
ruling him out because he has two cats?

Speaker 16 (01:14:44):
What kind of cats are.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
A great tabby and a black bomb bay boy? I
don't know what that means. I didn't study cats.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
But Aaron big outdoor activity he does.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
He's an out to our guy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
He likes fishing hobbies like that, he says.

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Nerd hobbies.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
But I don't think fishing is a nerd hobby.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Okay, if you're out there, if you if we hook
you up, I mean, you know, just to meet Arthur.
Would you be more of a like a mixed drink gal,
a seltzer, a beer, tequila shots. What are you doing tonight? Aaron?

(01:15:28):
No drinks. Lately I've been Yeah, lately I've.

Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
Been like, uh, you know, Virgeon Martini and the Rocks
sort of thing.

Speaker 15 (01:15:37):
Rod.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
This is what effect?

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Why is this perfect?

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Arthur choosing sparkling water over alcohol these days? No kidding,
Aaron said, Topo Chico, Arthur, that's what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Aaron, I love everything. I'm here and don't go anywhere
you hang on.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
You were so.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Sweet to call. Thanks for hanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Okay, if you could pull up mile of meat number four?

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Okay, Oh wait, he's one of my favors.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Well, what's his name?

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
His name is Mike h.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Okay, Mike h. Is he our oldest guy in the competition?

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
I didn't look at how old is old?

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
All right, let's talk to Shelley. Shelley, good morning, Good morning, Hi,
how are you? I'm doing well? This is my stone
cold Steve Austin. That's out there, yes, and I'm okay, listen,
I don't care what's what's correct anymore in this day
and age, in the climate. I don't give af what's

(01:16:32):
going on. This guy's fifty seven years old. What's your age, Shelley,
I'm fifty four? Are you kidding me? Lock him in?

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
This is meant to be.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
I'm not ready for that, because I do. I feel
a little bit I'm territorial of him.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Okay, So what celebrity do you look like, Shelley. He's
stone cold Steve Austin.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
What's what?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
What's you.

Speaker 10 (01:16:54):
Probably?

Speaker 17 (01:16:54):
Christina Hendricks?

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Oh my god, redhead, big boobs? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Yes, when you want.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
To lock him in, by go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
You have more questions? What kind of what do you
do for a living?

Speaker 9 (01:17:07):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Did you have a career? I do have a career.

Speaker 10 (01:17:10):
I'm in management, commercial real estate.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
This guy was a football coach.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
I'm a high school teacher. Like the sweetest angel man?
Can you handle a sweet angel man?

Speaker 10 (01:17:20):
Shelley Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
I haven't locked in anybody yet, and I feel like
I need to lock this one in.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
You can you can eat Mexican food.

Speaker 10 (01:17:26):
Shelley absolutely all day.

Speaker 6 (01:17:29):
Lock it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Oh my god, If y'all don't invite me to your wedding,
I'm going to be devastated.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Hang goose bumps, Rod, hang on the phone. Formula.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
That one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
That's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
It felt really good.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Okay, you got time for one more? I think I'm okay,
all right, really quick. Number thirteen.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
Number thirteen is Brandon d and this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Is Capula Capula.

Speaker 16 (01:17:54):
Good morning him.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
So let me let me just make sure I'm saying
your name right.

Speaker 17 (01:18:00):
It's pronounced like kohalua the drink, but replace it with
a peak.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Copula, Copula. Where are you from, Copula?

Speaker 17 (01:18:07):
I'm from Hawaii.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Oh that that's all coming together.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
It's exotic already.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Do you are you prepared for the question what celebrity
do you look like?

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Go?

Speaker 17 (01:18:17):
Yes, I would say I look just like Molana Love.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Listen Brandon doesn't deserve you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Yeah, okay, what's he coming?

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Wait, oh wow, Rod, what do you know what I
know about Brandon?

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
He's six feet tall.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
He works in marine on shore water seeing what I'm
seeing here? You know what else? He said? His favorite
drink is any drink on the water or beach Roda Ryan.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Yes, you're saying there's a water connection here, Copula, What
do you do?

Speaker 17 (01:18:53):
I actually work in hotels.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
I'm a training miss.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Okay, okay, Uh, what'd you wear to bed last night?
I wore a T shirt?

Speaker 16 (01:19:04):
And that is it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Just normal? Just a T shirt, Just a T shirt.
Tell me two things that are in your nightstand right now,
next to your bed, just just anything. Two things in
your nightstand right now?

Speaker 17 (01:19:18):
Go cat boy and vibrator.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Okay, you call it Dog's sister.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
No, I'm cool with Mowana right now. I'm cool with
Mowana right now.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
I just want to make sure.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
What's your question?

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Are you good with dogs? Copula? I do I have
a dog as well? Perfect?

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
He said?

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
He dog.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
The celebrity he says he looks like is Matt Hardy.
Who's Matt Hardy? Sounds familiar? Do you know who Matt Hardy.

Speaker 16 (01:19:48):
Isla, I think he's the guy.

Speaker 17 (01:19:50):
Who plays the Venoms are in.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
That's Tom Hardy. That's Tom Hardy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Not to be confused, we don't meet. Matt Carty is
a wrestler guy, Okay, professional wrestler.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
What are you doing tonight, Copula?

Speaker 17 (01:20:09):
You know, I even packed my clothes and brought it
to work.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Okay, I packed and ready to go.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Wow, I like it. Beach wedding, is what I'm saying, Copula,
Hang on, I like everything that I'm seeing here. We
got meat flying off the shelves. We got meat flying
off the shelves here. But there's still except for that
one that I'm locking still called Steve Austin's locked in.
I'm sorry, I'm taking them off there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
That's just like meant to me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
I think we Christina Hendrix. Do you know who that is?

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
As soon as she said it, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
I don't care if she's Christina Hendrix from TIMU. Okay,
I don't care. I Christina Hendricks. Forget about it. Still
called Steve Austin, and that's a power couple right there.
So I've only locked in on one. We still nineteen
to solidify.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Feel so like a lot, ladies, you got to drive
by the Mile of Meat.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Drive by the Mile of Meat. The guys are located
on Westheimer near Gessner. There's one through twenty. They're wearing
the shirts. Thank you dev and everybody over at BMP
Brand Management professionals for pritting those shirts out for us.
They're all holding signs, they're all jumping around. Alex says,
they all got great energy. This is all gonna come
to a head tonight at Cactus Cove. Come on, I
got lines open, ladies, go see the meat. Give us

(01:21:25):
a call seven one three.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
This Valentine's Day, try and remember men have to bring
gifts and women have to put out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Ron Ryan Show on ninety four five, The Buzz ninety
four five, The Buzz, Good Morning, Rot Ryan Show, Jimmy World, Sweetness,
A bunch of chicks on before that. Phones are ringing.
We're gonna get to Melissa in just a second. The
girls are showing up strong today, and you need to

(01:21:58):
I need you, I need you to go check out
the Mile of Meat. I'm gonna check in with Alex
coming up in just a second. Two. Alex is on
the roadside and he's just kind of the guy that's
keeping us up on what's happening out there. There are
some pictures and some videos that have trickled in. I've
completely lost control of what's going on on social media.
But let me talk to Alex. I heard that are

(01:22:20):
his kids out there?

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
The babies?

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Alex, yo? Are you are your babies out there today? Well?

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
They stopped to see daddy at work and then l
wne to hang out for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
That's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. I told them. I obviously
like none of these guys are available. They can't do that. Oh,
your daughters came back to see the mile of meat.
That's funny though, they just saw daddy at work. That's
it right. Well, young, how the boy's feeling what's the
mood like of the men? Are they still feeling good?

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
I feel like there's any like trailing off. I think
all the dudes are here like and again, they have
all been extremely well behaved. I haven't had to to
scold anybody yet. Last year's crop was pretty good. But like,
no one's gone in the street, no one's belligerently drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Everybody's seem like.

Speaker 6 (01:23:08):
I think this is gonna be maybe the best one yet.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
I hope they're taking it seriously because we are busting.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
They are about taking it seriously. Okay, Yeah, we're busting
for these guys. They're gonna bust, all right. And they're
all showing up tonight. So you say, nobody's drinking. No,
if they are, they've made it very discreet. They had
in coffee cups, if so, But I don't care. All right,
So Alex is out there, Guessner and west Timer. What's

(01:23:35):
the traffic look like in front of you right now?
It's still pretty steady.

Speaker 6 (01:23:37):
It's not we don't have like the rush hour like
we did in the very beginning, but it's a good
backup at a light where you haven't enough time to
stop and look at him. There's a lot of cell
phones coming out and driving by slowly so they can
film it and probably send it to their friends or
look back at it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
I saw some people sending me some photographs, so I again,
I'm not really working the email like I normally am
during the show, but I saw some people were driving
by and sending us pictures, So thank you for that.
I appreciate it. Let me go over to the phones here.
Melissa is on the phone. Hike, sweet, sweet, sweet Melissa,
how are.

Speaker 16 (01:24:08):
You treated her?

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Are you great? I'm great? This show is like no
other show, Melissa. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
I love you show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Thank you for being so cool. Mi lame met Chilli
says that you're interested in number nine.

Speaker 10 (01:24:25):
Oh my god, there's one of the grotein and beer.

Speaker 16 (01:24:28):
He was like, Wow, I think movie's standing out there.

Speaker 10 (01:24:31):
He's arry be taken.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Cannot believe. You know what. When I look at these guys,
I can't believe they're standing out there either. Thank How
were they not already schooled up?

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Melissa. Let's find out a little bit about.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
You, because Nolan is who she's asking for.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Okay, Nolan number nine? Oh, Nolan sent in a picture
and he's got like mountains behind him. He seems like
a guy that like gets out there. When we say
touch grass, he looks like a touch grass guy for sure, Melissa.
Let's find out about you. Where are you from? Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:24:58):
I'm actually from Sylvie. Okay, we're passing through head I'm sorry,
go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
No, where do you live now? Pylthie, Texas?

Speaker 15 (01:25:08):
I was passing through to my cousins and I was
headed back.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Are you going back to Silsby, or could you be
persuaded to stay in town and come to a party tonight.
That's a big one. That's a big quote.

Speaker 16 (01:25:22):
I would that I got work in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
See here's the date is going to actually go down
tonight where you meet the guys, So we would Melissa,
you sound.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
Great, I know, and I was really excited because Nolan's
a catch.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
But oh, this guy you might be kissing your husband,
your future husband, come back hunting.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
He coaches a.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
Little girl's softball.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Oh my god, daughter. I know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
I'm very protective of mister Nolan number nine.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
You got to get a hotel, Melissa, you have to stay, we.

Speaker 16 (01:25:55):
Know, but I'm a caregiver.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Yeah, I understand. All right, Melissa, listen, you sound great,
But unfortunately, I just don't think this is going to
be the love connection that we're looking for today. So
we're gonna have to move on.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
But that means he is a hottie and he's out
there and he's available.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Now you know a little bit about Nolan, and he's available.

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Are you kidding me? He's available?

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
He sounded cool too. If we can't do that, if
you're calling about one of the news. You gotta be
able to party with us tonight over.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
I stay what number nine that we were just talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Yeah, Nolan owns a house in Selsby where Melissa still lives.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Stop.

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
I just got a text message, Rod, I have goosebumps
on my legs.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Well, see here's a house where you live. All right,
you better talk Chili, talk to Melissa, see if you
can talk her into coming and party with this. That
is freakish. That is Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
That's the text message.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
I'm reading it from the wizard right now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Okay, Melissa, you better think. I know you're a caregiver.
Somebody can work for you tomorrow, but you need to
really think about staying here tonight. Rock and Alternative ver.

Speaker 9 (01:26:59):
He is to the Rod Ryan Morning Show six am.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
All right, back to me. Good morning everybody, rod Ryan's Show.
I told you today it was gonna be a lot
of work.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
We are in the middle and now we're on the
back nine of the mile of meats. Alex is still
out there. We'll check in with him in just moments.
Westheimer and Guestner, we had Roxy on the phone and
I asked if we could call her back, just because
I know you got to get into Houston's headlines and sports.
Then we got to give away the beer. We're gonna
type all the phone lines, and I didn't want to

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lose Roxy. So we're gonna get to Roxy. You're the
next one we're getting on. She told me that she is.
She told Chili she's interested in number sixteen. Tyler. Now
it's not enough that we have like eighteen guys with
beards out there, but his name is Tyler Beard and
he has a beard. So we're gonna check in with Roxy.

(01:27:52):
She's interested in him. She drove by and saw him.
She liked number sixteen. Technically, nobody, I mean that Christina
Hendrix chick. Come on, nobody is off the table, everybody,
even even Coach.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
What about Henry who had thirty seven girls?

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Henry had every Jennifer.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
And well, Henry's got it going on. There are a
lot of guys.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Yeah, so there's still there's still everyone's still available, but
we're gonna start really pairing people up. It's gonna be
like if you're old, you'll know, like what the Kmart
blue Light Sale, blue Blue Light Special used to be.
You'd be in the store and they'd be like, wow,
right now for five minutes, you got something going on here.

(01:28:36):
And I'm gonna put a couple of guys on Blue
Light Special in the nine o'clock Houray, so we're gonna
do rapid fire. We're gonna get every guy out there
a date for tonight. And that was the bugaboo with
the last check that called. She just said I can't
get there tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
And I'm really sad about that one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
So thirty three thirty three West eleventh Street, six pm.
Everyone's asking me what time six o'clock US six o'clock
we start. I didn't say show up at six six
o'clock we start. Yes, Uh, Cactus Cove is where the
party is tonight. MO one final time Houston's headlines.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Please thanks Rod, because it was the news of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Yesterday, the Houston Texans could soon be moving to northwest
Harris County, not for games, but for everything else, including
training camp. Oh and taxpairs will be footing some of
the bill. So yesterday Harris County commissioners approved the first
steps with the Texans and the developer for a new
facility that will be built called the Toro District The
total project costs was undisclosed, but the Texans said the

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project will cover eighty three acres with a twenty two
acre headquarters and a training facility for the team. They
claim the district will generate thirty four billion dollars in
long term economic impact and create seventeen thousand jobs across
the region. The new Toro district is set to be
in the Bridgeland area, so we're right along ninety nine
between two ninety and I ten.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
It sounds cool, it does if you live in that area,
that's awesome, but it's so far. It's so disconnected from
the stadium. This and not all teams practice and have
their headquarters near the stadium. Alex isn't here, so I
can bring it up Dallas, Dallas.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
It's a really cool facility they have in Fresno.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
I don't know, but it's separated from where the stadium is.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
One of the oaths. In National news, authorities are searching
for Nancy Guthrie and they say they have recovered several
items of evidence. Yesterday we heard about the black glove
found near her home. Well that's now being analyzed. Authorities
say they're actively looking at everyone as a suspect, and
they've received a surge of tips. They're also asking for
neighbors for footage details about the car. They're following all

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the leads. They said they've received tons thirteen thousand tips
so far. They're reviewing all of them, and they were
working at twenty four hours a day, seven days a
week to find miss Nancy. All Right. I saw one
of the grass dancers from Bad Bunny's Super Bowl hop
Time show. He was making the rounds on local news yesterday.
He must be from a round here, but another one

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and it is selling their grass costume on eBay for
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Is that like the current bid? It feels like I
spend okay, So that's where they will have to check it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
Yes, they've got the entire outfit, the in ear radio,
the credentials to make you know that it's real, even
the snacks they were given no which is really funny.
They wasted no time listing this costume. It was up
a few hours after the game ended.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
That's cool, Rod.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Have you seen the video of Brad Pitt fighting Tom Cruise?

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
It looks so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
It's ai. It was made with a new generator called
seed Dance two point zero. It's from the Chinese tech
company called Byte Dance. Those are the same guys that
created TikTok. Everyone is talking about this video and the
other videos because it looks super real. One of the
guys that worked on Deadpool and Wolverine. He said, I
hate to say it, but this means it's over for us.

(01:31:54):
He said, I'm terrified. So many people I love are
facing the loss of their careers that they love because
of up like this. If you search hashtag Sea Dance
and the number two on X you're gonna see more
videos people have created Godzilla's fighting Optimus Prime like it's
a lot. All right, I need you to put on
a song for me, rod Ryan, because Kids Bop just
teamed up with Shaboozie to turn a bar song into

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a kid friendly anthem.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Called a bop song.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
All right, I'm gonna have to go get it now.
This is this is the original, right yes?

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
This original spent nineteen weeks at number one on the
Billboard Hot one hundred, more than twenty three weeks on
top of the Hot Country Singles chart. Everyone loved the song,
and unfortunately, my kids liked this one just fine. But
Kid's Bop is all about reimagining popular songs, so families
everywhere can sing along the new one. The bop song.

(01:32:46):
A bop song has the same catchy energy. It's just
a lot more parent friendly, so if you want to
check it out, it's funny. I can hear my kids
singing along to it. Pin change it much.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
I don't care if you can't pop this song. I'm
gonna like it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
Yeah, it's the catchase.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
The melody is so great that it's impossible to ruin
this song.

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
I'm glad that you Boozy was part of it. You
can check it out, listen.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
With your kids.

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Those are Houston headlines, all.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Right, our own Olympia of the Mile of Meat. It's
Alex an Olympic hopeful. You don't have to like actually
do it and you just say you're Olympic gold. Dude.
You've got great weather out there today, don't you.

Speaker 6 (01:33:40):
Yeah, yes, that's whether we probably add a little bit cloudy,
so like nobody's sweating or anything, but it's not too hot.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
It's great. Alex is live right now on Westheimer near Guest.
He's out there at the Mile of Meat bringing us
the sounds of what's going on out there and kind
of you know, keeping the guys in order. Were gonna
get back into it. We got one more hour, but
first let's do sports. What you got, okay?

Speaker 6 (01:34:04):
At the Winter Olympics, the men's US hockey team start
off Olympic play with a five to one win over
Latvia yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
They're gonna play Denmark tomorrow in their second game.

Speaker 6 (01:34:12):
That'll start at two ten and you can watch it
on NBC. The US women's hockey team is gonna play
Italy today in the quarterfinals. That's gonna begin at two
ten and that'll be on USA Network. And overall, Team
USA has fourteen total medals, which is tied for the
second most at this year's Olympics.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
We have four gold, seven silver, and three bronze.

Speaker 6 (01:34:30):
In basketball, it's All Star weekend in the NBA. The
Slam Dunk Contest and Skills competition will be tomorrow night.
In the actual All Star Games are gonna be on Sunday.
Kevin Durant and Alprinching Goon will be representing the Rockets
in these games. That is going to tip off at
four o'clock and you can watch it on NBC.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
That is what's going forward. There it is all right, Alex,
you got one more hour in you. I got one
more hour for sure, and then we party tonight though
maybe three, maybe for who knows how long, but we
party there, We party tonight. Okay, I'm excited. I am
excited too. All right, ladies, you got one more hour

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to go see the boys, the men, the cutlets of meat.
Go see tell me there's something you like. We can
arrange a little meeting at a little date tonight seven one, three,
two two five Rock and Alternative very used The Rod Ryan.

Speaker 9 (01:35:26):
Morning Show six to ten am. The Buzz.

Speaker 8 (01:35:31):
Bam Friday. You've got a free Bam Friday. You got
a free Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Free Bam Friday.

Speaker 8 (01:35:43):
Right Bam Friday. And damn Friday, Free Bam Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Ryan, Good morning, rod Ryan Show. What's your name? Good morning?
There's a David David? Which guy? Which guy? You want
on the roadside?

Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
That's the wrong number.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
No, no, no, you calling for beer?

Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Oh it's free beer Friday. Beer gave him away? Rod
All right, Well, I mean did you see how a
handsome Jose is number five?

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
I'm just saying, if you would have said, you would
maybe think differently. All Right, David, you aren't the tenth caller.
You got the fourth and final case of beer today?
Where are you from? All right? Brook sure, all right,
Brooks're on the beer board? Bared him. He's like, he's like,
what wrong number? Dude? Have a great weekend? Right all right?

(01:36:39):
Thank you so much. I need you to hang on
there for me. I need this whyday by.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Day loves.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
I got this hour and that's it.

Speaker 16 (01:37:01):
Mo.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
We got to get some dates. We gotta get some
dates for these guys. Roxy. I want to thank you
for holding Roxy. Good morning, your morning, Roxy, which which
mile of meat cutlet were you interested in?

Speaker 16 (01:37:16):
I was looking at sixteen in the cowboy hat.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
Okay, you know I got you a cowboy girl.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Of course, Cowy smart smart move on his part, you
know what I mean? Like we had the guy dressing
as a pirate or the guy with the cowboy hat.
This year I go with the cowboy hat on that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Yeah, his name is Tyler.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Hey, the pirate did just finally, Where are you from? Roxy?
I am from Okay, what celebrity do you look like?

Speaker 17 (01:37:44):
Shoes?

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
Well, dang, it's a tough one. It's a tough question.
It really It throws people for a loop, but it
gets asked of everybody. Give me something? Who grows a.

Speaker 10 (01:38:00):
No it?

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Rosario Dawson. Yeah, okay, I didn't know. She's she's not
big enough for one name yet she's not like share
or Gaga. Rosario Dawson. All right, he says. He looks
a little like Jonah Hill. He's twenty eight. How old
are you? I'm not even asking ages. I don't really care.

Speaker 17 (01:38:19):
I'm dying, maam it.

Speaker 13 (01:38:20):
I'm thirty six, So.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
I don't think that's bad.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
I mean, are you into being the cougar of the relationship?

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
It would be a first for me.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
You haven't done this before?

Speaker 4 (01:38:30):
Well, I like it even better.

Speaker 9 (01:38:33):
I have not done this before.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Got a job I do.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
It's important. So when you're going out on the weekends, Like,
what do you like to eat?

Speaker 17 (01:38:44):
I mean sucker for barbecue.

Speaker 13 (01:38:47):
I love seafood.

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
Perfect answer. He's a brisket, he wrote.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
He wrote down his favorite food is smoked brisket, not
just any brisket.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
Yeah, smaked brisket.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
Now, I didn't ask anybody you got a favorite band?

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
What kind of music do you listen to?

Speaker 16 (01:39:04):
I'm a jack of all tree but like all genres.

Speaker 12 (01:39:07):
Yes, Spanish music, soft rock, alternatives, some alternatives.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
What if he pops in his uh Luke Comb's cassette?
Are you gonna jump out the door?

Speaker 5 (01:39:19):
Okay with that?

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
Not just yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
He said?

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
Oh yeah, oh you're going to rock you like a
hurricane if you know what I'm saying. All right, Cowboy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Tyler Roxy, Roxy, are you available tonight?

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
I am?

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
I feel like I really don't. I'm not being that guy.
I'm just being a little bit more kurt than this
last hour. I feel like I threw you off with
that age thing. Is that? Is that ruining it for you?
Be honest with me.

Speaker 17 (01:39:48):
Not necessarily, like I said, it would be a first
for me. But I mean maybe I need to dabble
in different waters.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
Yeah, I think you need to coog out. I think
you need to coog out. Roxy will be there.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
We got your back, We support you, Foxy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
I want to see you. I like this. I like
this you him Luke Combs on the on the jukebox.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
Keep the cowboy hat on, Tyler Roxy, don't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
She likes.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
I like what I'm hearing. Where's Alex, Alex? Where are
you here is.

Speaker 6 (01:40:15):
Hanging out with I was just hanging out Dallas Daisy
and Dallas Daniel.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
They brought us some donuts.

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
They brought ustonut, you know what they brought that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
They brought us some food here to the studio as well. Uh,
they're amazing. Yeah, thank you. That's a great commercial for
our party tonight. We're gonna be at Cactus Cove thirty
three thirty three West eleventh Street, starting at six o'clock.
The biggest question I'm getting asked, don't let me bring
it up without saying six pm, six.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
Pm, six pm, six pm.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Start time, six pm. Dallas Daniel and Daisy at sea
for the love of the Baby Jesus. They drove in
from Dallas for this party.

Speaker 4 (01:40:49):
Way, how'd they get here already?

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Yeah, they drove in because they want to see the
space day last night. Yeah, they drove in for this. Okay, tailgated.
What was the other guys what they driving from? Like Louisiana, Louisiana, Yeah,
there was another. They come in every year for this thing. So, yeah,
you're all invited to the party tonight. Robes family email me.
They're coming in from Vietnam just for this. Uh No,
that's not real.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
That's not a real.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
Okay, you're not in my emails. I can't wait to
meet him. I can't wait. I can't wait for you
to meet me. And I'm excited to introduce you to them.
How about the guy this week that asked if Alex's
mom could go to the party. She will not.

Speaker 6 (01:41:22):
She was here.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
Oh, he's gonna be so upset she was out there.
He would have st Yeah, she came by. He was
stop by. He wanted to get her autographed. All right,
he should have Alex, I don't have time for you. Okay,
you talked to me. I didn't talk to you. You
brought it to me, Alex on the road side right now, Westheimer, guessner, Lauren,
I'm coming to you. I'm coming to you next, Lauren

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after the break seven one three two one two five
nine four five. Ladies, if you're interested in our cutlets
to meet you. Gotta go through us so we can
set up that date and put you guys together. I
should mention all those tickets that I said that I'm
bringing tonight. I'm bringing pairs of tickets. We're gonna play
some games, and we're gonna get these couples together, hanging

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out a little bit. I've got Godsmack, I've got Motley Crue,
I've got Black Crows, you name it. All the concerts,
all the big ones that are coming to town three days, Grace.
I'm bringing four tickets, so I'm not gonna force you
to go to this concert with this person that you
don't quite know yet. So you'll each win a pair
of tickets if you win. If you win, we're gonna
play games and have some fun tonight. It's a great party.

(01:42:28):
It's a great party. Everybody needs to come out and
join us tonight, six pm. Thank you all right, Lauren,
I'm coming to you right after the break Rocky and.

Speaker 9 (01:42:37):
Ryan Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
I'm six am, ninety four to five the buys, Welcome back,
rod Ryan Show nine. Look we got the radio wizard
in here. Wizardy. Hey, Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
I just I was trying not to do this, Rod.
I saw you out there today. There's a bunch of
pictures fly around and whizzing around and U you were
out there at the Mile of Meat. I was out there, yeah,
for the first two hours. A the guys. Look, oh
they're amp the weather's great. I think the weather. Alex
has said this could be the best one yet. It's
Friday night. It's everybody. The guys are site there and

(01:43:14):
they're they're totally cool. Watch everything's coming together. It's a
magic time, Ron. It's a beautiful day out there. But
tonight Cactus Cove, you know, Gunner does it right, Kecchus
Cove is awesome. We got a hell of a party tonight.
It starts at six o'clock. Moo uh, I've got calls
to get to. I got Lauren, Nancy, Miriam. They all
want meat. Okay, they all want meat. But first online,

(01:43:39):
it's Alex online the muzz All right, Alex, what's going on?
Radio Wizard was hanging out there today? Oh yes he was,
he was. What are you doing right now? It's uh,
it's Wizard? But who's that? Who's that supposed to be?
But there's two wizards on the air right now? Did

(01:44:00):
you guys want to talk about Scooba?

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
It's time to have a meeting?

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Do you have an A O L Are you doing that? Yeah?
I mean I don't have my computer out here with me.

Speaker 6 (01:44:09):
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Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:44:27):
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Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
At the buzz dot com radio wizard said, the guy's
got great energy out there. Are they fading? Are they worried?
Are they excited?

Speaker 6 (01:44:41):
Not at all, not at all. You did break out
the beers. Somebody ordered beer. Beer, but they're they're just
it's for the vibe, the vibe beer. So I don't
have a problem with them having one beer.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
That's cool. Okay, all right, I gotta get some calls here.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
Oh my goodness, I'm busy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
The Laurens. Justlauren's coming in with a scenario. Okay, Lauren,
good morning, Hi. Hi Lauren. Chili said you wanted to
talk to us, so I said, ye, bring a rock,
bring around. This is a safe space. What would you
like to talk about? Lauren?

Speaker 16 (01:45:13):
Okay, so I was calling on behalf of my mom
actually put a mile of you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
Okay, are there any older guys out there?

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
How old?

Speaker 16 (01:45:23):
She's about fifty?

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
Okay, we can.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
Work with us.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
Moe just grabbed one of our cutlets. We've got another guy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
I dare I say older, but I've got a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
Okay, who got who? You got? Right there?

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
Edgar is forty five?

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
He's forty five? What number is he?

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
Number nineteen?

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
Let me pull up number nineteen. We talked to him.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
I also have number twenty, who's forty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
So, Lauren, I need you to tell me a little
bit more about your mom.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
Okay, nineteen and twenty?

Speaker 16 (01:45:53):
Okay, so my mom is really into painting and she
loved animals.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
What celebrity does your.

Speaker 16 (01:46:00):
He's not a big drinker, though, that's part of a
big break. He's a daily drinker.

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
She won't do it. Okay, I'm not worried about the drinking.
I'm worried about what celebrity your mom looks like. You
got to give me something. You got to give us
something to work with here.

Speaker 16 (01:46:15):
Yeah, so I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
Not really good with names, like does she look like
j He's a brunette.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Does she look like Catherine Zada Jones? Okay, she's gonna
look up.

Speaker 4 (01:46:31):
I'm leaning towards the number twenty, Rod, do you have
number twenty?

Speaker 5 (01:46:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
How long is your what's your mom's name? Lauren's close?
Catherine Zada Jones is close.

Speaker 16 (01:46:39):
Yes, that's really close, Sugar.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
Honey, Ice Tay. Now wait a minute. Now, normally I
won't do this because.

Speaker 16 (01:46:45):
She is a redhead. Well, she's kind of. She died,
she's an actual brunette, but she died her hair red.

Speaker 5 (01:46:51):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
Okay, hey crazy? How does she feel about wizards?

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
Lauren?

Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
Your mom's cycles?

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
Is mom? Can mom do motorcycles?

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Is this a motorcycle guy?

Speaker 16 (01:47:03):
She's never ridden one, but I'm sure she's probably into it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
Number twenty is a motorcycle guy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
But listen, you're doing all of this, and I'm not
saying that you're wasting our time. But does she know
that you're calling?

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:47:13):
I told her to go out to the Mile of Meat.
She hasn't got up yet, but she honestly was supposed
to have a day today but she got ghosted, and
she's been trying really hard to find somebody, but everywhere
she goes. She's been hitting like a block. Everybody just
doesn't want to talk to her.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
Okay, something like that.

Speaker 16 (01:47:31):
Melanie's giving her the time of day.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
Here's the only way this thing works. Let me just
tell you the fact that I'm even entertaining this.

Speaker 5 (01:47:37):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
The only way this works if you, Lauren, bring your
mom tonight. If you tell me you're bringing her. She
ain't coming by herself. I know she's not. You bring
her to Cactus Cove. I might, I might set this
deal up. Oh deal, you're gonna bring mom.

Speaker 16 (01:47:54):
Yeah, that will bring mom.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
She's bringing mom. She's bringing Mom. Now I'm interested.

Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
Now, I'm interested in seeing these two together, Lauren plus Mom.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
That's a date.

Speaker 16 (01:48:03):
All I have to do. So I worked till about
like five, sometimes four.

Speaker 10 (01:48:07):
I'm a delivery driver.

Speaker 16 (01:48:08):
Yeah, so it kind of varies. But as soon as
I get off, I'll get my mom's we'll go out
to Checkin's Cove.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
I need you guys there five point thirty. I need
you there before six. I need you there a little
before sex. Okay, hang on this, hang on the phone
for me. I'm breaking rules very times.

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
You just have to follow your.

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
Heart, Rod, I'm breaking rules now Miriam is calling and
she's got a situation.

Speaker 4 (01:48:34):
Okay, we can handle situations.

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
Look, She's like, what kind of guy do you have
out there for me? Maryam, good morning, Good morning? What
is yours? What are you coming to me with this morning?

Speaker 17 (01:48:47):
Well, I'm coming to you with the fact that I'm
just a busy person and I haven't been able to
make it to the mile and meet a breaking rules.
I live on the north side of town, okay, okay,
and I have a doctor's appointments. Just that's is the
life happened. I just can't make it out. But I'd
love to participate. I'd love to go on a date.
I'd love to go on a blind date.

Speaker 4 (01:49:05):
You'll come tonight sixt you live, I can be there.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
You live a million miles away from Cactus Cove. Are
you wasting my time right now?

Speaker 17 (01:49:14):
No, totally not.

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
I got a guy here that is getting gassed up
by three different friends of his. Okay, Kelly just sent
me an email.

Speaker 3 (01:49:23):
How are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
He is so sweet, he is the perfect family man,
likes animals, He's a hunting, fishing, cooking guy. I'm talking
about number eleven right now. I'm talking about Number eleven.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
Don't talk about Number eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
Most says that this guy special. Most says this guy special.

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
This is the guy that I.

Speaker 4 (01:49:41):
Told you about like last week.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
There do you I met? Yes, I met him. He's
standing it right in front of the van, right where
we're set up. Number eleven. Super humble, super nice guy,
handsome guy. Mariam. I'm not giving this guy up to
anybody's He's a kiss. What celebrity do you look at, Miriam?
What celebrity do you look like?

Speaker 17 (01:49:57):
Well, I'm not so much a celebritary of excuse me, celebrity,
but animated figure. I've been told I remind people of Daria,
but with curly hair. Okay, a Japan, I'm sarcastic. I
got the glasses thing going on. I got some freckles
you know, well Daria doesn't have.

Speaker 1 (01:50:15):
But that's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:50:16):
What kind of music do you listen to?

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:50:20):
I like most music became and Paula. I know they're
they're touring this year. I'm super pumped about that.

Speaker 1 (01:50:28):
Yeah you just heard that?

Speaker 10 (01:50:30):
How you just hear that? Super pumped?

Speaker 1 (01:50:32):
How old are you? I'm thirty eight, thirty eight, he's
forty three.

Speaker 5 (01:50:35):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
I mean that's a good number, right are you're shaking
your head? Is that good or bad? Mo?

Speaker 4 (01:50:40):
I'm not happy about this match?

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
Okay? What? Why?

Speaker 4 (01:50:44):
I am so protective of number eleven?

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
Miriam.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
You have to come tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:50:50):
I'm going to find your guy that you're going to
be eleven with, and I don't think it's number eleven.

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
Miriam.

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
Tell me you're awesome.

Speaker 16 (01:50:56):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:50:57):
You have to tell me you're awesome. Are you awesome?
She's awesome.

Speaker 17 (01:51:01):
I'm oftome because I'm calling she's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:51:02):
I have a couple other awesome guys, but number eleven
is not the guy for her.

Speaker 4 (01:51:06):
Why are you hoarding because I want to marry number eleven?

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
No, you're married in marketing, Mariyam, You're awesome. Don't go anywhere,
Stay right there, okay, okay, all right, stay right there, Nancy.
I'm coming to you. I'm coming to you next. Don't
go anywhere. Do not hang up, Nancy. And I got
another phone. I got phone lines open seven one three,
two one two, five, nine four five. Now I'm broker
in all kinds of deals for tonight. I gotta get

(01:51:31):
these guys dates. I gotta get these guys some dates
for tonight for Cactus Cove seven one three two wine
two five nine four five.

Speaker 7 (01:51:39):
Hey look it's a little flying baby with a bow
and arrow you like with fire, Happy Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
The Ron Ryan Show on Many five, Buzz ninety four five,
The Buzz three Days Grace. They're playing our buzz aween show.
And I'm bringing tickets. You think I can find that
piece of paper that's got all those things on it
that I'm bringing tonight for the party. Now, there's a
lot of paper, but there's paper everywhere here. But we're

(01:52:10):
we are having a party tonight and I am bringing
out a ton of tickets. The tickets are going to
be used. We're gonna play some games. All of these
couples that we're kind of getting together, We're just gonna
play some fun little party games. And you got a
chance to win tickets to three Doors Down. I'm sorry,
three Days Grace, which you just heard Motley Crue, godsmack, geez,

(01:52:33):
I can't even remember. There was a bunch of them
on there, black Crows. The tickets are in there somewhere, Wizard.
I'm bringing the tickets tonight. Let's bring them. There's radio wizards.
You're coming tonight. I'll be there. I'm there. Wizard's gonna
be at the party. He was out there at the
Mile of Meat. Alex is out there now. Nancy drove by.
I got Nancy on the phone. Nancy is kind of
between five and seven, not her height, but mile of

(01:52:57):
Meat contestants. I got host in at five and Michael
in at seven. I guess, hey, Nancy, good morning, good morning,
good morning to you. Yeah, we got like nine Michaels
mis Nancy.

Speaker 4 (01:53:09):
We want to know a little bit about you. Can
we start with?

Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
How old are you?

Speaker 17 (01:53:14):
I am thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:53:16):
I'm thirty, perfect, thirty years old. Are you lying to
me right out of the gate? No, I'm thirty. No,
I'm thirty. I'm just gonna stay right at thirty. Hal
all right. How old are the fellas that you almost?

Speaker 3 (01:53:28):
Thirty one?

Speaker 1 (01:53:29):
That's cool?

Speaker 4 (01:53:30):
I have a thirty six year old and a forty
year old.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
Thirty six and forty. Is that a decent window for you?
Are you cool with that?

Speaker 4 (01:53:35):
I'm mature man?

Speaker 1 (01:53:38):
Yeah? Is that too old to be honest? Beyond?

Speaker 16 (01:53:42):
I mean, no, dude, like the younger one, like a
younger one.

Speaker 1 (01:53:46):
Yeah, I saw these guys. They're good looking, good looking dudes.

Speaker 16 (01:53:51):
I went a few times.

Speaker 9 (01:53:52):
I went on my van.

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
In the white van?

Speaker 3 (01:53:56):
Did we see you?

Speaker 5 (01:53:58):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
What are you?

Speaker 16 (01:53:58):
Yay?

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Now? What are you? What are you doing in a
white van this morning? Nancy?

Speaker 16 (01:54:04):
I was gonna see which one I was gonna take.

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
Oh, she's gonna club over the hag. Now it's funny
when a girl says that. Guys, don't use that joke.

Speaker 3 (01:54:12):
Don't say that.

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
Girls. If you want to drive around with a van,
club people over the head and drag him in there,
we're fine with that. We seem to be okay with that. Here,
we'll step right into that van. What do you do
for a living, Nancy? I work in an office.

Speaker 4 (01:54:27):
Okay, she drives a van.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
She sounds sweet? Does she sound sweet? Or does she
sound sus On every question.

Speaker 3 (01:54:35):
I'm asking su U, do you have a celebrity that
you look like?

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
Yeah, okay, let's answer this one. Well, I've asked sad
GPC right and like the answer.

Speaker 16 (01:54:50):
The other time they gave me an.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
Answer and it said.

Speaker 17 (01:54:55):
Said mean.

Speaker 3 (01:54:57):
It really did, But I think men.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
Okay, Selena Gomez, because yeah, I didn't believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
You are you into Hispanic guys. Do you like white guys?

Speaker 2 (01:55:08):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:55:08):
What a kind of guy you like?

Speaker 16 (01:55:12):
I like all of them?

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
A good answer?

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
Into sports?

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
I like baseball and I don't like soccer and don't
really care for football.

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
But super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
If you were if you were going to be out
at the bar, you were sitting at the bar, what
would you be drinking?

Speaker 9 (01:55:37):
The turns for?

Speaker 3 (01:55:38):
Kind of knight?

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
This is why I don't date tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:55:42):
So what are you gonna drink tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:55:46):
Mar me too, Margarita? All right, make it ten? Yeah,
you put a floater in mind? Are not making.

Speaker 3 (01:55:55):
A call here? You cool with dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:55:57):
You want to make a white glad. I'm worried about mo. No,
you're you're so you hold back so much. This feels
like number five to me looking at the profile.

Speaker 3 (01:56:07):
Come on, he saw the guys.

Speaker 4 (01:56:09):
He's staring Nancy.

Speaker 1 (01:56:10):
Oh now he's staring Nancy to a different boots on
the ground I saw steering towards number five.

Speaker 4 (01:56:16):
Number five.

Speaker 1 (01:56:17):
You think Nancy with five, I'm thinking, so, all right,
here's the deal. You get the veto power, but I'm
I'm not going.

Speaker 3 (01:56:23):
To veto that radio wizard.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
Is is going to put you with number five? He
thinks that you guys are a lock.

Speaker 16 (01:56:32):
It's a good.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
If it doesn't work, you can hit me. You blame
my boss. It's that simple.

Speaker 3 (01:56:37):
Okay, Nancy. We can't wait to see you tonight. Maybe
have a margarita before you come.

Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
All right, Nancy, hang on, who we got this.

Speaker 3 (01:56:45):
It's gonna be fun. We'll have your back, will be
there with you six pm, practice cove.

Speaker 4 (01:56:49):
Anyone can come.

Speaker 1 (01:56:50):
I want to meet you. I'm exhausted. What what was that? Nervous?

Speaker 2 (01:57:00):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
Not everybody's comfortable. Not everybody's comfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:57:03):
On the radio, live on the radio. Got some slack.
She's seemed like a nice girl. She showed up.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Yeah, Mile and Meat.

Speaker 4 (01:57:08):
She was driving around. Okay, I feel good about Nancy.

Speaker 1 (01:57:11):
It's ninety four to five The Buzz, ninety four or
five the Buzz, Good morning, Rob Ryan Show. Thank you
so much for having us on. Depressed deepreath moo.

Speaker 4 (01:57:23):
So much fun. But I'm taking it very seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:57:26):
You are taking it seriously, and I'm glad if you
were to see the studio right now. Mile of Meat
is what we're talking about you. There's crowd, there's papers
everywhere everywhere, there's notes, there's scribbles, snacks. There's a radio
wizardy Dallas, Daniel, thanks for bringing some snacks. Thank you,
real quick email you got emails, Becky. Okay, all these years,

(01:57:49):
I thought that guy's first name was Dallas and his
last name was Daniel. So it's Daniel and Daisy from Dallas.
But yeah, we do call hi Dallas Daniel all the time.
Dallas is a first name. Thank you for bringing some
snaxt by. He came by the mile of meat too.
They drove in from Dallas for this party. And what's
happening today? Uh, the party we're talking about is at

(01:58:09):
Cactus Cove. I wanted to check in with Alex one
more time. We have we have notes, we have multiple
people that we got to like, we gotta do callbacks
now this I told you it was gonna be a
busy day. Yeah, it's everything, but it's everything plus Alex,
good morning, good morning, do a great job out there today.

(01:58:29):
Thank you you guys as well. How are the guys?
Was kind of a gate keynote on it. We're gonna
get everybody a date tonight. Everybody got calls, not every
call made it on the air. Any guys getting worried
or anything like that. I mean, because I'd be nervous
if I was out there on the roadside and I
didn't hear my number called. Everybody got a call, everybody
got one.

Speaker 6 (01:58:51):
We were very interested in Nancy's call because we all
noticed her in the van and everything. I think I
told you about that earlier. Yeah, it was very interesting
to see where she was going to go.

Speaker 1 (01:58:59):
Is that the last night I just talked to her,
not nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:59:03):
Sounds like an amazing She's going to have a margarita
and we're gonna have a blast, and Jose is going
to start chatting with her and see where things go.

Speaker 1 (01:59:10):
All right, it's gonna be a great time. Just keep
an eye on Jose.

Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
We will be there.

Speaker 4 (01:59:17):
We're not doing anything weird.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
Jose, don't leave any of us stop, Okay. I told
them I'm gonna gi him an AirTag and.

Speaker 4 (01:59:24):
Then Dragon insane. She was just nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:59:28):
Just in case.

Speaker 6 (01:59:29):
Sounds everybody all right in office?

Speaker 1 (01:59:34):
I told mo mo is laughing, we heard you, We
heard you. Before we came on the air. We said,
all right, give me all your shirts. Don't trust these
guys to bring their shirts. Okay, you know we've had
issues with that in the past. Yeah, Alex now collects
the shirts from the guys and then reissues them when
they come out tonight.

Speaker 6 (01:59:51):
So, guys, I think all these guys would bring them back,
but I just just air on the side of caution.

Speaker 1 (01:59:55):
I will collect it, okay. Thank you to all the guys.
David Obert, thank you so much. David. I'm so glad
you're back with us. I can't tell you. I can't
even put it into words. I'm so happy that you're
back with us, David, So thank you for your help.
David was the guy doing all the switches and getting
Alex on the air this morning to go working the

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stuff behind the scenes. So David, you're the best man.
Thank you, Alex. Great job is always out there. We
got work to do here, though. You got to get back.
I know you think like you're off until I know
you think you're just like All you got left to
do today is Cactus Cove. We got work to do here.
We got a lot of stuff to do. Moe and
Chili have the most work to Chilli. Does anybody talk

(02:00:38):
to him? He's been answering. He's been like a maven
on those phones all day today. Chili, you good. He's
not even talking to me all he's still fielding calls
he has to all right, any girls they couldn't get through,
they want to email me that want.

Speaker 3 (02:00:56):
To Rod R O d At the Buzz dot com.

Speaker 4 (02:01:01):
At the Buzz dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:01:02):
If you think you want to come out to this
party tonight, okay, and you're thinking you want to have
a great time and just you're down for just hanging
out maybe meeting somebody, you can email me Rod at
the Buzz dot com. Because we're still moving a lot
of things around. There's a ton of moving parts on
this TEW six.

Speaker 4 (02:01:16):
Pm Cactus Cove. Anyone can show up.

Speaker 3 (02:01:18):
For the party.

Speaker 1 (02:01:19):
We're not done yet. We have no the show.

Speaker 3 (02:01:22):
We're still doing that.

Speaker 1 (02:01:23):
And what I didn't do is really give anything away
today outside of homeroom and beer. So for Mo the Show,
you'll come up with a question on the flip of
this break, Okay, I'll give you your choice a four
pack with pit passes to Monster Jam on Sunday. You
can take the Chaboozi Rodeo Houston tickets or the Black
Keys tickets that go on sale at ten am today.

(02:01:45):
That's what you're calling for. When Mo delivers the question
on the flip of this break, stay with us, We're
not done yet.

Speaker 6 (02:01:52):
Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative all Day, and The rod Ryan
Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (02:01:57):
Ninety five, The Buzz.

Speaker 1 (02:02:00):
Ninety four or five, The Buzz Welcome back rod Ryan Show. Okay,
we we gotta do some stuff that we normally do.
Mo Homeroom was homeroom and then the rest of the
show was just a mess. I have Monster Jam tickets.
I have a four pack with pit passes for Sunday
or Shaboozie rodeohuston dot com March thirteenth, or Black Keys

(02:02:25):
tickets that go on sale at ten am for their
show July twenty fourth. So I'll let you pick, Moe.
What's your question?

Speaker 3 (02:02:34):
We got a big day to day, a big night tonight.

Speaker 4 (02:02:36):
So the question what time can you good one hang
out with us at Cactus Cove? Two nights.

Speaker 1 (02:02:43):
That's a good question.

Speaker 4 (02:02:45):
Seven one three, two one two five nine four five.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
What was that last chick's name?

Speaker 4 (02:02:50):
Nancy?

Speaker 1 (02:02:51):
I'm getting more. I mean people want to come. They're
coming just to see if Nancy shows up.

Speaker 3 (02:02:55):
Nancy, He's gonna show up.

Speaker 1 (02:02:57):
Nancy, you better be there. Everyone's coming to see they
want to see where's the Which one's Nancy? Which one's Nancy?
What time do you need to be there to beat Nancy?
That's what your question should say, would be, you're right,
seventy one three? What time is Nancy getting there? It's
ninety four five the bus? All right, we gotta wrap

(02:03:19):
this mess up. Ninety four or five the buzz. It's
Lincoln Park and New Divide. Geez, just before ten o'clock.
All right, let's go over to the phones here. We
were gonna at least do this first time for we
know this show on ninety four five the buzz.

Speaker 2 (02:03:41):
La la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la.

Speaker 1 (02:03:44):
Go figure. We're running a little behind here. No is
this Chase? All right? We got Chase on the case.
Good morning. You're calling about morning Mo the show. What's
your question?

Speaker 3 (02:03:57):
Hey, Chase? What time can you hang out with us
a Cactus cove tonight?

Speaker 10 (02:04:02):
Well that would be six tonight.

Speaker 1 (02:04:04):
Yes, my guy, Chase, you knew Chase knew that there? Right, friends,
Wait a minute, did you ask the Chase he was coming?

Speaker 5 (02:04:12):
I did?

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
Yeah, Chase coming, Chase? You better come to our party now. Oh,
we are Oh, whoa, whoa, Chase, He's coming right, Wizard,
write it down. Chase is coming by, Chase.

Speaker 4 (02:04:22):
What tickets do you want?

Speaker 1 (02:04:22):
Oh? Your choice? Monster Jam Sunday four Pack with Pitt
Chaboozy Rodeo Houston, March thirteenth, Black Keys tickets that are
well it's late. They're on sale now, uh for their
show Friday, July twenty fourth. What tickets you want?

Speaker 10 (02:04:39):
That's the booby ticket?

Speaker 1 (02:04:41):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:04:42):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (02:04:43):
All right, Chase, We're gonna We're gonna see you tonight.
Hang on, I'm gonna shoot you over to the Chile.
I kind of believe them.

Speaker 3 (02:04:51):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (02:04:51):
I kind of believe it when he said he was
people will just say that you're on the radio.

Speaker 4 (02:04:55):
Yeah, Chase, he said, we are coming here people.

Speaker 1 (02:05:00):
I couldn't used a little more cow bell. You're gonna
want that cow bell. I gotta have more cow bell.

Speaker 2 (02:05:05):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (02:05:06):
I got a fever, and the only prescription this more
cow bell. Kedy, come mine. Jeremy wants to get in here.
Six am. We played the Fresh out of Bed head
to head. I remember six barely remember. Three time Hall
of Famer Double O seven. Sean is back. He got

(02:05:26):
his win today Bella won five finger death punch tickets.
Laquisha got us started today. She won the first beer,
and then Mary was also out delivering this morning. She
won the second case of beer. And then we got
so busy. I don't know anything about Justin and David,
they also won beer.

Speaker 3 (02:05:43):
It wasn't Tom Ball, David and Brookshire. They're all getting
cases of beer. Thanks for our friences.

Speaker 1 (02:05:47):
Yeah, Laquisha and Mary were both up early, out there
in their cars delivering and winning beer. So congrats. Thank
you Specs for hooking us up with the beers to
give to you guys each and every week. Eli was
out there taking pictures. Eli, thank you send me what
you got, dude, I can't wait to see. Thank you
for going out there. He said, he's not going to
make it out there tonight. He's got to go tape
titties or something whatever he does when he's not with

(02:06:09):
us tonight. Yeah, that's what he does. Listen, I mean
he's taping titties. Okay, of course he did.

Speaker 3 (02:06:17):
That's what he does. He gets a past a side gig.

Speaker 1 (02:06:19):
David. Oh, thank you for engineering and Tom here. He
was here early this morning to make sure that the
board was set and he got me set up and
ready to go. So our engineers staff did amazing today
and Ashland was working promo today. So thank you for
thank you. All right, Monster Jam all weekend. The twins
will be in the pit party tomorrow. They'll be down
there signing and taking pictures with you. If you're going
down to Marty Graud Galveston, take some pictures and send

(02:06:41):
them to us. I would love to see what's going
down in Marty Groud Galveston. All right, But the real
party is tonight, starting at six o'clock. I heard at
Cactus Cove. Any girls that want to play some games.

Speaker 4 (02:06:55):
Sorry if he didn't get through, If.

Speaker 1 (02:06:57):
You didn't get through, I know a couple of you.
We got to make some calls. To make some call
We got a lot of dates to put together here.
But any girls, single ladies that you want to come out,
You want to have a good time and you want
to meet somebody, no pressure, but you do have a
chance to win some great prizes and things, and it's
a real real fun night. Email me Rod at the
Buzz dot com if you want to come down and

(02:07:17):
play some games with us tonight, all right. Other than that.
Just show up, Just show up the cactus cove. You're
all invited, even if you're already married, coupled off, whatever,
It's just a wild party, Okay, Is that it? I
dare I say?

Speaker 3 (02:07:29):
Because we're off on Monday.

Speaker 1 (02:07:31):
Who has six picks? I had six picks last week?

Speaker 3 (02:07:34):
I think so it's chilli.

Speaker 1 (02:07:36):
Oh god, Joe's got six picks?

Speaker 4 (02:07:39):
Will be from tonight?

Speaker 3 (02:07:40):
Oh yeah, Monster Jami.

Speaker 1 (02:07:44):
He's going to Monster Picture. All right, Thank you Radio
Wizard for your help right on. He was out there
all right. Jeremy wants to get in your next We
got to go, guys, have a great weekend. Thank you.
We'll party with you guys tonight. Am F do the news?

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