Fun Facts of The Day

Fun Facts of The Day

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's not a fuck. That's of the day. We make
you look smart in front of her buddies. The fu
that to the day.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Here's some fun facts for you guys to uh to
nibolon this morning, just to nibble on. I'm gonna put
this plate out just a little epitezer.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hell, hey Rodney, how are you peachey? The US men's
hockey team playing today? Dude, it's like two o'clock or
something very into me. Two o'clock Alex to ten. Okay,
here's some fun facts for you. Make you look smart
in front of your buddies. You uh, you are about
half an inch taller in the morning than you are

(00:44):
at night. Pretty basic stuff here. The discs in your
spine have been relaxing all night. Over the course of
the day they squashed down a bit due to gravity
and physical activity. But yeah, if you're gonna weigh yourself
and brag about it, do it first thing in the morning.
There's a sixty mile stretch of Interstate nineteen in Arizona

(01:08):
where all of the signs only use kilometers and not miles.
Who does some Canadian territory I don't know about. Alex
in Arizona it's an all relic from the Carter administration.
That was the last time that like America made like

(01:28):
a push to like, let's get on this metric system thing. Okay,
so they were trying to get the US to switch over,
but they just kind of kept it for some reason.
There's a push to change it recently, but many locals
want to keep it as is. They're fond of those
old things. It reminds me of the astrodom. Finally, finally,

(01:49):
when humans and dogs look at each other in the eye,
who wins. I always beat moans, I always beat voodoo
in a staying contest. But each species produce This is
oxytocin when they're staring at each other, humans and dogs
the same hormone that bonds mothers to their children.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
That's neat.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh dog mom, dog dad. Here they come, bring it on,
there they come.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's the fuck that to the day we make you
look smart in front of her buddies. It's the fuck
that to the day