Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Michael Varry Show is on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, this week has flown by, hasn't it. Take a
deep breath. We're all here together. We get to spend
a few hours. Yes, gentle reminder, it's a good thing.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Happy day, happy day, win whenny war whiny?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I see is the way he loved?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Happy day or happy day.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Or happy day? He winty those war? Oh many war.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Whiny this war three?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
The way he Loved's a happy day.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
A happy day or.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
A happy day, happy.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Winter, the warm oh whendy war, when the war three
years away? He give you a love.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Happy day, Oh happy.
Speaker 8 (03:18):
Happy day, good happy den, Oh happy day, Oh happy.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
They when Jesus war, when it was.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
When jes Tho's war, see the way he did up?
Oh good God helles.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And the phone lines are open seven one three nine
nine nine one thousand, seven one three nine nine nine
one thousand. You can always email me through the website
Michael Berryshow dot com or ring us. It is open
line Friday. Whatever is on your mind seven one three
nine nine nine one thousand. And to get us started,
(05:44):
as we always do, the courtesy of the greatest executive
producer in all the land. Chattakoni Nakanishi to real weekend movie.
That's an unpleasant thing to have. The explosive, dive explosive,
that's kind in a diarrhea you get. You rush to
the toilet, you stripped down completely butt naked. You're going
(06:05):
to be there for a while. That thing might be
coming out. I mean, it's a volcanic explosion going on
in there.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Governor Greg Abbott has opened an investigation into a South
Texas hospital over allegations that it marketed birth packages to
foreign nationals as part of a birth tourism operation.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
Governor says Mission Regional Medical Center, specifically in the Rio
Grande Valley, advertise the service, basically inviting foreign travelers to
come here give birth in Texas in order to secure
US citizenship for their children.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
We all know that a country cannot sustain itself if
people from around the world are allowed to invade without
any regulation, without any sense of strategic admission.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
We all know.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
While employees at the Bravard County Jail got quite the
surprise while they were processing a woman into the jail,
and abnormality was picked up in what they described as
a lower region took her to a changing area, where
they say she was trying to cover backside with her hand.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
When she moved it, the sheriff's office says a bag
of cocaine fell to the floor.
Speaker 11 (07:09):
She told deputies someone may have put it there during
an intimate.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Account introducing the jail purse. It's discreet, it's tucked away.
Do you realize we are sharing a country with people
like this? The scary thing about a Democrat republic is
that people like this get to vote. You don't just
wake up one day and make bad decisions about making
your boat into a jail purse.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
A New Orleans man who legally changed his name to
Santa Claus is facing child exploitation charges. Officers say the
seventy five year old has white hair and a bushy
white beer. In addition to Claus, ten other men were
taken into custodia.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
They're referring to him as Santa Claus the same way
you would say, you know, Robinson was booked, Clause was booked.
Did somebody need to read the lyrics to take me home? Country? Really?
How did you arrive at this moment in your life
and not note every word? To that end the almost
(08:06):
even with my.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Mountain, we still give lot time, Oh my friend, and.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Now let me marry brigade activate the Michael Berry Show.
A right, see the polo weeks ago Friday? Here, Jay,
who we have, Jimbo John You're on the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Go ahead, sir, Yes, sir, I just believe this miscarriage
of justice has had.
Speaker 13 (08:49):
A lot of airplay. It seems.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Recently Governor Tampon Tim Minnesota has pardoned an illegal alien
from Laos who was convicted a first degree criminal sexual
(09:14):
assault repeatedly sexual assault of a ten year old girl.
And by his pardon of this illegal alien, it prevents
his deportation.
Speaker 13 (09:30):
Because he doesn't have a record. And so you know,
this guy is still among us and he's going to
do whatever he wants to do. And you know, oh,
Tim Waws is fining with it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Okay, so let me understand it. Tim Wall's pardoned Alloosian
who had repeatedly sexually violated a ten year old girl. Yes, sir,
I've not heard this story. When when was the pardon?
Speaker 13 (10:11):
June June tenth.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
We'll be sure. Well, first of all, the recidivism rate
for sex crimes or sex criminals is the highest rate
of recidivism of any crime class. So he's going to
do it again. That there is no doubt about that.
(10:37):
And that's what makes it so disturbing that that's what
makes sex criminal pardons so disturbing, is you can you
can actually recover and heal from other types of crimes,
but if you are a sex criminal, they almost never do.
They're going to re offend. And these are hard crimes
(11:02):
to catch them and hard crimes to prosecute because you've
got as a victim a child, and these are the
types of crimes. Sex criminals are very smart. They conduct
these crimes typically on someone they know. They don't jump
out from the bushes randomly and try to run away
where they could be caught. They insinuate themselves into the
(11:24):
life of a young person, typically in a position of
trust or authority or both, where they are believed by
the family members who are usually looking out for the
best interest to the child, to be someone who cares
about the child. So now the child has to break
the traditional trust bond of this is a person who
(11:48):
cares about me, I am submissive to their wishes because
they're the authority figure. I am respectful of their position
and their experiences. It's hard for a child to do.
I don't I don't know the details of that particular case,
but it doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I was reading a book recently by Chuck Closterman called Football,
and it was about it was about the respect that
American men give to the ball coach. You know. Steve
Spurrier called himself the head ball coach as a joke
because he one of the things that he always got
(12:33):
a kick out of was that football coaches would continue
to use the term football when they were talking about
their sport. No one else does that. It was just
weird thing that they would do. And then and then
the joke was lost and that kind of became his
sincere coaching title. But we give so much respect to coaches,
(12:53):
and so oh here it is. Chud just sent me
the story. It was in our tampon Tim Pardoning, an
illegal immigrant sex offender who was convicted of sexually assaulting
a ten year old girl in order to own Trump. Oh,
I do remember this now, absolutely, I'd forgotten this. You
are absolutely right. Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Biss says Tim
(13:14):
Waltz's decision to pardon an illegal alien convicted child rapist
so he can remain in our country as disgusting to Lou.
Vang lost his legal status following his conviction for repeatedly
sexually assaulting a ten year old girl. Last month, the
Minnesota Clemency Review Commission, a three person panel that includes Waltz,
voted to grant a pardon for Vang, an illegal alien
(13:36):
from Laos. Vang had been convicted in six a first
degree criminal sexual conduct. Again They're always going to repeat.
Vang was set to be deported, which is why Minnesota
acted quickly to protect him. According to court filings, Vang
repeatedly sexually assaulted a girl between two and four. On
one occasion, he tried to offer his victim ten dollars
(13:57):
to keep quiet about the sexual assaults. While being interviewed
by the Popo, he tried to justify his actions by
saying that for him, quote, it is a cultural thing
to marry and have sex with girls as young as twelve.
He also claimed that the victim was just as guilty
as him and should also be arrested. Okay. Following his conviction,
a Department of Justice immigration judge issued Vang a final
(14:20):
order of removal. On October thirty first, twenty two thousand
and six, Vang entered the US in California ninety four
was granted legal status by the Clinton administration. That status
was revoked on his conviction. Yeah, so there's his answer. Well,
we do creepy things like this in the country on front. Okay, Well,
then we'll let people in from that country. They just
(14:40):
make this simple. There was a story we forgot to
get to earlier in the week. We were talking about
an Indian arsonist has been arrested for cutting off his
own willie, dumping gasoline on it, and then using it
(15:06):
to light a blaze inside a neighbor's garage. The story
from WPTA Fort Wayne.
Speaker 14 (15:17):
Thirty six year old Fort Wayne man is facing a
felony charge after he allegedly cut off his genitals and
used it while committing arsin Christopher Peton is charged with
one count of arsin which carries a potential prison sentence
of up to twelve years in prison. For Wayne Fire
Department was dispatched to a fire in May, just as
Fort Wayne Police Department officers were dispatched to reports of
(15:38):
a stabbing. According to court records, obtained by twenty one investigates.
Peeden told police that he was stabbed somewhere downtown and
that someone had threatened him the day before. While the hospital,
Peedon told an officer he was dishonest at the scene
of the stabbing that he wanted to be truthful. Pour
documents say he said that at about two am, he
went into the garage and used a kitchen knife to
cut off his genitals. Peeden said he then poured gasoline
(16:00):
on the dismembered organ and set it on fire, leaving
the garage and walking away until he found police. At
the scene of the fire, a fire investigator located a
gasoline container and four lighters, as well as a near
by kitchen knife, where records do not detail whether the
genitals are located, and is do back in court next
week to set dates for a trial.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Firefighters thought that they heard that what caused the fire
was a big lighter, but that really wasn't what it was.
It wasn't a big lighter. You know. I think we all,
(16:45):
if we're honest, would admit, you know, we we've been
pretty pissed off at one point or another. We've been
pretty mad a time or two in our lives, and
you know, in that rage, maybe we're not proud of
our actions. Maybe maybe we did some things that weren't good.
(17:13):
I'm just wondering where you are in your mental process.
There you go. You know I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
light old Joneses garage on fire. What I'm gonna do?
(17:34):
Walk in there, light his garage on fire. There will
be all the stuff that wasn't good enough to stay
in the house, but he couldn't get rid of all
the pack rat stuff that he's got. I'll all be
out there in his garage and I'll light on fire.
Who won't know what to do. I'll show Jones in
(18:00):
there just eating the key lime pie watching Old Mari
Povich reruns. All of a sudden, he'll hear crackling, maybe
some smoke come under his door. He'll walk to the
garage and open it up, and his garage will be
(18:21):
on fire, and it'll be a weenie roast and he'll
know then he don't know, Yeah, I've been there. He'll
remember that the rest of his life. Yeah. In fact,
you know what I want to do. I gotta find
(18:43):
the right wick. I gotta find the right wick to
start the fire. Let me see what I could do. Oh,
you know what, make a great wick? I got the
ultimate wick. Well he'll remember that, all right. He'll come
outside and there'll be my Willie on fire in his garage.
(19:06):
He'll know I meant business. See, I'm not a fellow.
You mess with a nine inch weekm yep, start that
thing for his whole It'll be the best fire in
all of Indiana. And there he'll be. He'll know, he'll
never forget that. He said that. At about two am,
(19:31):
he went into the garage and used a kitchen knife
to cut off his genitals. I just I don't understand,
and I don't know what drug he was on. And
clearly they make you that, they they encourage you to
(19:52):
do goofy things. I can honestly. I mean, I've thought about, yeah,
mischue that fella. Yeah, let's stab that dude.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
But I have never once in my life thought, tell
what I'll do, I'll cut off my Willie. That's never
crossed my mind. I never thought, yeah, if I just
cut off my Willie, life will be a whole lot better.
And I've seen the photos of the dude. It doesn't
(20:29):
look like he's in any sort of transition or anything.
There's a great book called The Professor and the Madman.
It's by a really, really wonderful writer by the name
of Simon Winchester, and the story of the Professor and
the Madman. I did not know that the Oxford English Dictionary.
(20:54):
The way the Oxford English Dictionary came about is they
gathered at all and they would accept submissions from people,
because you're creating a dictionary whole cloth. So the word
table has to be entered into evidence, and you go,
all right, well what does the table mean? What's the
(21:17):
history of it? And and you know, you don't have
the Internet. It's literally by popular submission, and by far
the most common, the most frequent contributor was a guy
I forget Bensonhurst, I forget the name of the address,
but was a guy who was submitting, and they invited
(21:39):
him to come to Oxford, say twenty years into it
and receive an award you've added more words to the OED.
And the Oxford English Dictionary project was housed in like
a circus tent at Oxford, and it eventually got moved
into a proper building, but it it was kind of
(22:00):
a side project that the university had set aside some
money for and they're working on this over decades and decades.
It was a fellow by the name of Murray who
was the head of the project. But the guy who
submitted the most was a madman, a former doctor who
was in an insane asylum, and somewhere along the way
he committed a potomy, which is where you cut off
(22:23):
your really and I have wished I hadn't read that
ever since because it just makes me cringe. So this
book Football by Chuck Klousterman is kind of an analysis
of the American mindset with regard to football. And for
anyone stupid enough to email me guy with football Bicael,
(22:45):
the one that played in Europe one way call if
they call it football, Taobichael, please never email me again.
I mean I made sure that because you're blocked. I've
never in my life had trouble in a conversation station
talking to someone or I said who's your favorite football team?
(23:06):
And they said, oh, Manchester United, I like Manchester United?
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Who you like.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That? This doesn't nobody that I ever associate with confuses
the phrase we say soccer, and it it amuses me
how people will say, well, Europe they do it this way. Okay, yeah,
they call a cigarette a fag. Do you do you
(23:34):
do you ever use the phrase in that way? No
you don't. Do you do you put things in the
dicky when you're going on a road trip, No you don't.
So stop just stop doing. I remember the first time
I went abroad too, and learned some other terms for
common everyday things. Just just quit. But anyway, so there
(23:57):
is a chapter in there about the American respect for
coaches football coaches more than any other sport, and talks
about Tom Landry and you know, you remember Tom Landry
dressed like Bear Bryant dressed the tweed jacket, the you know,
(24:18):
the hat, the distinctive hat that Bear Bryant and Tom
Landry wore, the tie. I mean, they looked professional. Not
really sure why, but it did give them an aura
that that carried with them into everything they did as
(24:39):
a coach. Well, the chapter is builds up the respect
level of a coach and then talks about how that
was an important part of the Democrat Party choice of
Tim Waltz to be Kamala Harris's running mate. The the
(25:00):
Democrat Party knows that straight white males find them repulsive.
It's to the point now that they're disgusting and it's understood.
So what they've tried to do in their own awkward,
you know, walking through the room in the dark, banging
(25:23):
things around, clumsy way, is find someone who will appeal
to white working class voters. And so they thought, oh,
we got the ball coach, Timmy Waltz. But the problem
is the second we laid eyes on Timmy Waltz, we
(25:46):
all knew that guy. That's the guy that at your school,
you know, never be in the locker room alone when
you're in seventh grade naked, coming out of the shows.
That's the guy that comes in too often as everybody's
as as all the guys are coming out of the
(26:07):
shower and go all right, you guys, now, I don't
want to grab assing in here. Coach, we just came
out of the shower, could you you're looking at us? Weird?
You're you're you're you're just too weird. You're too weird.
We had a women's we had a women's basketball coach
at Orangefield who the ladies would the girls would tell
(26:31):
us that there was a there was a story about
who was a very she was a very odd bird,
and she would go in and uh, she would decide
she was going to be the hall monitor as the
girls were coming out of the shower, and it was
a It was an often talked about phenomenon, but the
point was the most important part of Tim Waltz's biography
(26:53):
was that he had supposedly been a football coach. What
turned out he was never on the payroll, he was
never officially a coach. He had a lot of problems
with kids around that era. But the book makes the
point that for the first month, Kamala Harris never called
him governor. She only called him coach anyway, so he
(27:16):
had a block. There was a judge that threw out
a grand jury subpoena aimed at him a few weeks ago,
and the mayor of Minneapolis and then Gavin Newsom reached
out for help on the well, they give special contracts
to gay people, and they look to the Minnesota model
for well, how do we know if they're really gay
or not?
Speaker 15 (27:36):
Hello America, it's your boy, Timmy Wolves breathing a big
breath of fresh air today. Oh what's that over there
that just flew out the window? Looks like a bunch
of subpoenas going bye bye. Trump and his bullies thought
they could just come in and bring a bunch of
overwhelm incredible evidence to the table against me and my
(27:57):
good friend Jacob Fray. The old ball coach wins again.
Those subpoenas got blocked like a three point home run.
I love America, home of the braves and loopholes. Now
for the big news. One of my other great clothes
personal friends who always does amazing things for his state,
mister Gavin Newsom, gave me a ringy dinghy on my
(28:18):
cell last night. Turns out he's implementing a gay certification
program and wants your boy Timmy to vet the businesses
and certify there. Indeed, LGBT owned well seems silly. Who
would pretend to be something they're not? Annie, who I
made a gay certification?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
True?
Speaker 15 (28:36):
False queer sure or false rainbows belong in the sky,
false crosswalks and hair colors only Most men refer to
America's favorite pastime as baseball. False planning tulips. The most
memorable experience of your life could be the birth of
a child. False marching in a propriety is always the
(28:57):
greatest quit
Speaker 3 (29:02):
True,