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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So Michael very show is on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh yes, it is Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We are all here together. It's open lines. Take a
deep breath. Some of you sent the kids off, of
the grandkids off to school this week. It's going to
be a good show. I just feel it.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Rebot.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh yeah, let this wash over you. It's a good reminder.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Heavy day, happy day when wheny woo, when.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
She was the way he loved.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Happy day or happy Dad, or happy day?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Wouldn't you those wars?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Oh pretty war, wouldn't you those war?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
She look the way.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
He loved the habit day, happy day or happy day?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Happy winter? Those wars, oh witty war.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Winter, the war.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Three and await help happy day, opyd.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Good happy deal, good happy deal? O happy day? Oh happy.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
When gee those walls when it was.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
When those war.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Three years away? He need love me.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
The day?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Oh good, Oh yes, it is Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
The phone lines are now open seven one three one
thousand seven one three no, no, none, one thousand. We
always enjoy the fact that when Ramon first hits the button,
the calls that were in line to come through all
come through at the same time.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
It feels like black Friday. Do you know why they
call it black black Friday?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I joke for it. The farmer has a daughter. She's
gonna go on three dates. First day fella shows up,
he says to the farmer, Hi, Joe, we're going to
the show. Is Betty ready to go? Farmer looks him
(06:00):
up down and he says, yep, all right, you can go.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
So they go.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Day two fella shows up, says to the farmer, Hi, Sir,
I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're going to get
some spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Is she ready?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yep, he'll do. Third day fella shows up and says, hi,
I'm Chuck. The farmer shoots him, all.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Right, we left time. Well, I don't know. We don't
have time for the full blown.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Do you remember the fellow cass Heley or cass Haley,
the blue eyed soul fellow sounded like a Hawaiian reggae singer.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Was it last week or the week before?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
So I asked Chad after we finished, who was that
Hawaiian singer?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I really like that? He says, not Hawaiian, He's a Howie,
He's a white boy. No way.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I looked him up. He looked like a fat version
of Bert Harvey. He looked like, well, Tom Wren's not
fat anymore either. He looked like if Tom Wren, Donnie Meismer,
and Bert Harvey all had a baby, just bundled it
up and that's.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
What to do.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Looks like and sings lights out, I mean lights out,
so he said. I asked him this morning, we caught
the weir the weekend review. I said, how about the
weir today? And he said, you're gonna like it. I
had the same guy, Cass Haley or ca cass Heally.
I put his song at the end of it, the
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trail at the tail, at the end of it. All right,
So the phone linees are opened, and if you can't
get through, you can always email me through the website
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Speaker 2 (08:21):
It's all at Michael Berryshow dot com. All right, open
line Friday. Your calls coming.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Up, Oh, Gar, probably out of tune now you might
have to edit that. This is Mark Chestnut, enjoy Bizar
of Talk Radio.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
A while back, we spoke to a fellow on the phone.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
We've seen the story about a company down in Galveston
at the port that was putting people through a program,
an educational program there. It was about a year, I believe,
or so maybe year and a half, and then they
came out with the job. As company's looking to hire,
they're looking to expand, and the Galaston County Daily News
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had a story let's see yesterday golf Copper and Davy
Defense planned new era of shipbuilding in Galveston.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Is a follow up to that.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
A shipyard that has operated on Pelican Island in one
form or another for one hundred and twenty years could
soon undergo a transformation that would put Galveston at the
center of a new generation of American shipbuilding. This was
part of President Trump's bring it Home manufacturing that Barack
Obama said could not be done. It can be done.
There's no how here. There's capital ready to be invested,
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there are assets ready to be deployed. And as you know,
because they're your sons and daughters and husbands and wives,
there are people ready to get to work here doing
things we used to do in this country. This is
wonderful news. This is fantastic news. I'm very happy about it.
Uncle Jerry and I drove down. It was a weekday.
We drove down and toured the facility. They're the ones
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that are redoing the old historic battleship. And then, of course,
you know you could we had to make the most
of our visit. We went to It was not a
week day. I don't think, come and think of it.
But anyway, we went to Miller's Landing, had some fried
catfish and fried shrimp because that was an important part
of the trip, and we went and toured the jail
(10:17):
that Jimmy Fullen as chef sheriff has made a big,
big part of his administration making it cleaner, more disciplined, safer,
a better place to work for the correctional officers who
worked there, it was. It's quite impressive to see the
pride they have in the operation there. We think of
a jail as some smelly, stinky, dank place that well,
(10:41):
who cares anyway, because it's bad guys that are being
put there. But people have to work there, and a
lot of these people are going to go into there
and come out into general society. I don't want it
to be a cake walk, but there's no reason that
it needs to be filled with disease or filed, and
there's no reason that it needs to be unsafe. And
the fact that Jerff Fullen takes great pride in the
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cleanliness and safety and security of that place, I think
reflects well on him and his administration. And I think
it's good for the island or good for the county.
Actually it's a county facility. Joyce, the Sage of Sunnyside.
I was thinking about you this morning, and I was
genuinely considering a call out to say, we need to
ask Joyce to call in.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And check in.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I'm checking, but I'm checking in.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I'll meet you to the drug Good morning, sweetheart, how
are you.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
I'm great, I'm great.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Turn off my microphone. Ramona is going to give you
your gravy for your sermon, and you just take it away.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Love.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Okay, okay. The last time I called in, Michael, you
mentioned that I had a daughter killed. No, it wasn't
my daughter, it was my great niece. But that side
of the family had a problem with me calling and
talking about it, and they asked me to stop. So
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I stopped. And you haven't cured me called her name
in going on five years. Now you're free to talk
about it, but I won't say anything else that's in
it for me. But anyway, you know, two hundred and
fifty years just passed and on the fourth of July,
and I heard many blacks in my community just say it.
They could not celebrate two hundred and fifty years. And
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it's been all along that black many blacks didn't celebrate
the fourth of July. So when they said they were
they couldn't celebrate, I said, well, get out of my way,
because I'm gonna celebrate. And I had Michael, I had
flags flying everywhere, and if the wind is in the
west flooring those flags in the east, I would sit
under my carport and I would just admire them. So
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I said to my people, you can be still being slaved,
but I'm not. And you know, I couple the frier
my people to the Israelites because of harshness in the desert.
They wanted to go back to Egypt, to Fario instead
of marching on to the Promised Land. And I see
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that with my black friends and any issue, but anyway,
because if you had some harshness, you refuse to march
on the freedom when I'm marched on, and I tell
you it is joy over here in this freedom, and
don't stay there in their misery. And another thing, Michael,
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I'm just so tired of hearing that we do reparations.
And I want to ask my people, if that ever past,
how would it be implemented. There's no way it could
be implemented free, I mean honestly, because if that ever passes,
there are people gonna come through that have never even
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had to think about being black. All of a sudden
they are black, and it cannot be done. And I
want to ask another question. If you receive reparations, are
you going to have to pay back any of that
that you got free. You say that we are owed
reparations because we worked and we didn't get paid. Well,
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how about we worked, we got paid and we didn't work.
So are you going to be willing to pay back welfare,
food stamps, public housing and all that stuff? And once
you sit down and you think about that, maybe you
will stop whining about reparations. Because I have told, you know,
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my children, I'm going on ninety four, my children take
care of a lot of my business. I told my children,
if reparations ever passed before I transitioned, I don't want
no reparations. Don't give me no reparations. And Michael, I
have been cursed out about that, but this is from
my heart. Nobody owe me anything. I wasn't around doing slavery,
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And how do that that me owe me anything? I
just don't understand that. In the morning, I heard a
young black man on and he said the same thing
I said. He said, how can anybody owe me anything?
And they didn't take anything from me?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
And you know that, Joyce, hold on just a moment,
Joyce to say your sundayside coming.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
Up, not so rich and famous or as I call it,
the Michael Berry Jailer.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It is open line Friday and as a special.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Treat this week, we begin with Joyce the Sage of
the Sunnyside.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Take it away there.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Yes, I was talking about the young man that called
in and said the same thing that I've been saying
for years, and it just it just thrills. It just
made me so happy to hear a young black man
with that kind of sanity. And you know, many times
I called in, someone will call it and said, oh,
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I just want to take you much. But I would
have love to take that young man to lunch. But
back to we not being free. You know, I hear
we're saying all the time that we had to pick cotton,
and I say, yeah, but you got a party picking
where you can vote for and they are picking where
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you can live. What do you think public housing is?
That's picking where you can live. And it's one thing
you can be assured of where it's a bunch of
poor people living, you are great. It's guaranteed to breed,
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teen pregnancy, drug usests that schools, low self esteem, high taxes, unemployment,
and it's there also known to breed. Democrat voters. And
that's one thing we should look at. Look at areas
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that's dilapidated and crime. Everywhere you see the Democrat signs
all over the yard is somewhere in this nation, Blacks,
we are to wake up and we are to stop
being used by the master. And I get so tired
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of him. Oh, and especially older black like me. Oh,
we have to ride up the back of the bus. Well,
let me tell you, seniors, I can ride on the
front of the bus today and it's a special seat
there for me. Plus I can ride free. So why
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are you still on the back of the bus. I
get so tired of hearing that foolishness from my people.
I am no victim. I am victorious, and I wish
I could just wrap my arms around Even in the
seniors meetings I go to, I wish I could just
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wrap my arms around them and just give them this
freedom that I have. And this freedom that I have,
the world didn't get it to me, and the world
can't take it away. And I've had some difficulties in
my life. I've been in abusive marriages. I should be
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like Michelle Obama to day. I should be an angry
black woman in the natural. But I took all that
pain and I wrapped it up and I started a ministry.
I started my ministry helping young ladies with their children.
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I've asked the mother, can I take this child to
the store and buy some clothing. I ain't have any money.
All I had was a credit card, and it just happen.
Deacon at the church and his wife donated the first
dollar to my ministry, and it was just about enough
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to cover my first payment, I mean, my credit card payment.
So you know, God is good. You know, I stood
and I was in these bad marriages and having a
hard time, and I stood in the mirror one day
and I said, God, I don't know how my future
is going to turn out. But what I know, God,
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you holds my future. And that's why people get rid
of your anger. Trust in God, and you know, hatred
just the loots coming sense. So just get rid of
your hatred, get rid of the anger of the past.
Yes it was cruel, but it's not happening today. So
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come out of your anger, come out of that hatred,
and much home to freedom. Come over here with me,
and it is joy. It is peace over here, you know, Michael,
I get joy out of taking the person some food
they don't have it for I'm not joyous that they
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don't have it, but I am so joyous that I
am able to take it there because of the people
that donate to me. They are so wonderful and I
thank God for that.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
So that is why you are rejoiced, and that is
why we love you at ninety three, Is that right?
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
And so many, so many years giving back to others
ahead of you, thank you for calling.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
You started our show with a bang than you.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I love that right there. I can't get enough of
that right there. That's see straight into my veins right there.
Andrew michael Berry Show, Good morning, Michael, sir.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
That part, that's what I'm gonna say about what.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
That lady just said. I forgot her name, Joyce. Well
she's got the joy Jay Joyce, Joy Joy down in
her heart, Joy down in her heart, deep deep down
in her heart. And let's rocket like rocket fuel. I'm
gonna start talking off or start off talking about life,
love and the pursuit of happiness, which I think kind
of your kind of what your show is about, kind
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of to touch base on what she was talking about. Freedom, freedom,
and furry.
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Costs folks like you and me. Shout out to all
my military.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Folks once helping me out right now, that's Jesse and Uh.
One thing that I just the attitude of gratitude and
paying it forward. I here on Papa's on the Lake,
Lake Conroe.
Speaker 10 (21:45):
So shout out.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (21:47):
You know, I'm a kid from Donor.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
I told you that before.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
But one thing I was wanting able to know is
I'm gonna let it show.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
You can't out smart Montgomery Bear and don't let it
scare you, because I learned a lot of this from
my listing to your show starting off in twenty twelve.
Shout out Mike Allen everyone on the lab. So it
was an electrical but the lady named miss Christie bought
me a pizza just as the highest.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Of her heart.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
He just wanted one slice, gave me the whole pie.
And right now I'm going through some stuff, I really
needed that whole pie.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
And so.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
That simple act of kindness that compelled me to call in.
And also shout out to mister Perry. I told you
I called Papa's on the Legs one of the best
places north of Houston you can go and hang out.
And have you a nice, nice lone Star, maybe a
Lucky Strike and get you a pizza get out. I
would I would suggest the pickled Hallapinas on there because
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it was dang good.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I think Andrew thinks he's got a minute on kill
Tony or something kind of I kind of get that vibe.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
David, you'ld the Michael Berry Show go.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
Ahead, Hey, good morning, Good morning. Just I just wanted
to call and brag on my dad a little bit.
I was just listen in here some stuff about reparations,
and you know, my father being you know, obviously a
black man, I mixed myself, but you know, growing up
with him as my father, you know, he's worked for
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everything that he has.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
I remember, you know, he started off, you grew up
in Krockotectas small town, grew up raised by his grandmother,
you know, joined the army, went through that to get
through to fell Through College.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Perisha James Tallerco's remarks this week have caught a lot
of attention from people who thought, oh, he's nice. Talking
about teaching the Bible to children is immoral, talking about
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the fact that we should not be exposing children to
the tenets of Christianity and our Bible.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
He's very bothered by our Bible. Is this seminarian.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
There's a fellow in Kansas who's also Kansas or Missouri,
think is Kansas, who is running for a statewide office,
who talks in this same manner. These people who wish
to lead Christians astray in the name of supposedly being Christians.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
They talk about the equality.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Of other religions, and Mohammad is equal to Jesus, and
Jesus was this sort of vagabond lay about homeless guy
in San Francisco peeing and pooping everywhere and bumming a
few bucks for some heroin. And people are starting to
wise up to the fact that, hey, I think Reid
Hoffman and the Californians are buying our seat with a
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candidate who is not our own.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
People have told me this week.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Paxton needs to do more. Michael Paxton needs to do more.
Let me explain this to you for the fifteenth time,
because some of you are hard headed. This race ain't
about Paxton. It's about taller Rico. If Paxton goes to
the United States Senate, he won't embarrass you. He will
vote for Trump. He will champion the issues that he's
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championed before. He will take on big data as he's
done and won as the attorney general, most successful attorney
general in my lifetime. He will take on big pharma
as he's done. And one that mattered to you. Remember
Remember when that mattered to you. Remember when our border
was wide open under Biden, and Biden sent the Feds
in to move the wiring so that the illegals could
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stream in again. And Ken Paxton was fighting it in
court and winning. Remember that tall Rico was on Biden's side.
But he's a nice Michael, He's a nice So the
newest pole that's come out has Paxton back in the lead.
This is not a race about Ken Paxton. This is
a race about Talafrico and the people behind him and
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the things he will do. He is no different than
el Said in Michigan, or Francesca Hong in Wisconsin, or
Alexandria Ocassio Cortes. In the last two weeks, she has
come forward and filmed herself shooting shots into her stomach
because she wants to freeze her eggs. Babylon Bee had
(26:15):
a parody that said, James Tallerco is going to freeze
his eggs too.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
But AOC is going to freeze her eggs. You see,
she's going to She's not been able to get pregnant yet.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
She's broken up with her fiance, who it turned out,
voted for Trump. She's broken up with her fiance and
he's going to freeze her eggs. And a number of
people ask why would she do that so publicly. It's
very important. It's exactly what they've done with Tallafrico. It's
exactly what they did with Obama. It's exactly why Biden
was only ever filmed eating ice cream. He's trying to
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connect because they think women are stupid, and some are,
but they think women are stupid. You don't talk issues
to women. You talk relatability. He's nice, is a nice person,
someone you'd like. He's not mean. See, cops are mean.
That's why George Floyd died. The closing the border is mean.
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I mean, you know it's true. You go to the
emergency room, you left waiting for twelve hours. It's all
illegal aliens using it as a primary care facility. And yeah,
you do see these murders and rapes and drug trainings.
But we gotta be nice about it because it's always important.
We're nice. Nice is important. Nice is how you push
socialism and Islam on people. Nice because you don't want
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to be the person that's against it. You don't want
to be the person that throws up a roadblock. You
don't want to be the person who says no. You know,
the kids all want to go get ice cream at
midnight on a school night.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Why wouldn't you just say yes? Why can't we just
say be nice? Why can't they do everything they want
to do when they want to do it. Why can't we.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
All just be nice? Nice is how you end up sinking.
That's what they're counting on. That's the problem. It's aw
story about a guy who stuttered and died in prison
before he could even finish his sentence. My wife and
I were listening to an audio book and enjoying the
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heck out of it, but I accidentally deleted it, and
she is very annoyed with me.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I'll never hear the end of it. Had you get
us started?
Speaker 12 (28:24):
Phone lines were open seven one three nine nine nine
one thousand, seven one three nine nine nine one thousand,
seven one three nine nine nine one thousand Send me
an email through the website at Michael berryshow dot com
to get us started as we always do, courtesy of
the greatest executive producer in all the land from Heilo, Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Hold on, I got these shows. I brought him home.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
They called like one ton chips. You do just see
those chips he brought me from Helo. He didn't bring
them because he knows you won't need him. Oh man,
are they good? You'll Chad Coney knockani your weekend review.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
And I am well aware that when you talk on
the radio in the manner in.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Which I do that, literally everything you say is upsetting somebody.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
A couple of days ago, I posted I'm back in
the speaking game. Get paid.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
There are people who follow me through all of a
sudden are upset.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Why I'm getting paid him effort. That's what I do.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Dad. It is to be a case.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
You are talking to a dude who wants to make money.
Money gives me power. Somebody sick, I can pay for
their treatment. I need a z cloiner for my dad.
I can go buy one.
Speaker 13 (29:29):
Socialist bubblehead Francesca Hong was predicted to win by double
digit and lost instead by slim.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Margin, abolishing ice Yes public grocery stores.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yes, got the smantle.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Police unions be from the police.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Democrats socialists saw an opportunity to demonstrate there are a
lot of us out here. We have a very sympathetic audience.
America is ready for democrat socialism. If we can win
this race, we can recruit others to come out and write.
Speaker 13 (29:55):
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham's comment's about transgender athletes now barking,
and I expect a challenge to the WNBA, with two
former NBA players saying they want it.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
W NBA Commissioner at Kathy Engelbert announced in an internal
memo that a task force of team presidents and general
managers will address transgender athlete participation.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
We ask what we're arguing now. Give the left credit,
Give Soros credit. He's got us.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Arguing over whether a man can be a woman because
he decides it would be advantageous to him. And we're
actually having to argue these sorts of things.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's crazy.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
Potato, tomato, tomato.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Michael, it's tatus. How's it tenatus? That's how it's said
by who? All right, is it Missouri or Massurro? So
I'll say tonight this and you say tenetus. The word
was made up anyway, so it really doesn't matter. It
could be to the tests, so go. I just save
you that email right now.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I just would knock down my emails by twenty today.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Grandpa, tell me about them good old day. Sometimes it
feels like
Speaker 5 (31:13):
This world's all crazy, Grandpa,
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So Michael very show is on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh yes, it is Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We are all here together. It's open lines. Take a
deep breath. Some of you sent the kids off, of
the grandkids off to school this week. It's going to
be a good show. I just feel it.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Rebot.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh yeah, let this wash over you. It's a good reminder.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Heavy day, happy day when wheny woo, when.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
She was the way he loved.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Happy day or happy Dad, or happy day?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Wouldn't you those wars?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Oh pretty war, wouldn't you those war?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
She look the way.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
He loved the habit day, happy day or happy day?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Happy winter? Those wars, oh witty war.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Winter, the war.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Three and await help happy day, opyd.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Good happy deal, good happy deal? O happy day? Oh happy.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
When gee those walls when it was.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
When those war.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Three years away? He need love me.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
The day?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Oh good, Oh yes, it is Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
The phone lines are now open seven one three one
thousand seven one three no, no, none, one thousand. We
always enjoy the fact that when Ramon first hits the button,
the calls that were in line to come through all
come through at the same time.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
It feels like black Friday. Do you know why they
call it black black Friday?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I joke for it. The farmer has a daughter. She's
gonna go on three dates. First day fella shows up,
he says to the farmer, Hi, Joe, we're going to
the show. Is Betty ready to go? Farmer looks him
(06:00):
up down and he says, yep, all right, you can go.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
So they go.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Day two fella shows up, says to the farmer, Hi, Sir,
I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're going to get
some spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Is she ready?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yep, he'll do. Third day fella shows up and says, hi,
I'm Chuck. The farmer shoots him, all.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Right, we left time. Well, I don't know. We don't
have time for the full blown.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Do you remember the fellow cass Heley or cass Haley,
the blue eyed soul fellow sounded like a Hawaiian reggae singer.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Was it last week or the week before?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
So I asked Chad after we finished, who was that
Hawaiian singer?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I really like that? He says, not Hawaiian, He's a Howie,
He's a white boy. No way.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I looked him up. He looked like a fat version
of Bert Harvey. He looked like, well, Tom Wren's not
fat anymore either. He looked like if Tom Wren, Donnie Meismer,
and Bert Harvey all had a baby, just bundled it
up and that's.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
What to do.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Looks like and sings lights out, I mean lights out,
so he said. I asked him this morning, we caught
the weir the weekend review. I said, how about the
weir today? And he said, you're gonna like it. I
had the same guy, Cass Haley or ca cass Heally.
I put his song at the end of it, the
(07:34):
trail at the tail, at the end of it. All right,
So the phone linees are opened, and if you can't
get through, you can always email me through the website
Michael Berryshow dot com Michael Berryshow dot com. While you're there,
sign up for our daily Blast. That is the email
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It's a wrap up of the morning show and a
preview of the evening show. Will usually put at least
(07:56):
one of my dad jokes in there so that you
have it and can tell it to your workmates. We'll
usually put a silly gift or some sort of meme
or something funny in there like that. It just break
up the day and references to if there's an article
I mentioned, and some sound clips from the show. And
(08:17):
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Speaker 2 (08:21):
It's all at Michael Berryshow dot com. All right, open
line Friday. Your calls coming.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Up, Oh, Gar, probably out of tune now you might
have to edit that. This is Mark Chestnut, enjoy Bizar
of Talk Radio.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
A while back, we spoke to a fellow on the phone.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
We've seen the story about a company down in Galveston
at the port that was putting people through a program,
an educational program there. It was about a year, I believe,
or so maybe year and a half, and then they
came out with the job. As company's looking to hire,
they're looking to expand, and the Galaston County Daily News
(09:02):
had a story let's see yesterday golf Copper and Davy
Defense planned new era of shipbuilding in Galveston.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Is a follow up to that.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
A shipyard that has operated on Pelican Island in one
form or another for one hundred and twenty years could
soon undergo a transformation that would put Galveston at the
center of a new generation of American shipbuilding. This was
part of President Trump's bring it Home manufacturing that Barack
Obama said could not be done. It can be done.
There's no how here. There's capital ready to be invested,
(09:36):
there are assets ready to be deployed. And as you know,
because they're your sons and daughters and husbands and wives,
there are people ready to get to work here doing
things we used to do in this country. This is
wonderful news. This is fantastic news. I'm very happy about it.
Uncle Jerry and I drove down. It was a weekday.
We drove down and toured the facility. They're the ones
(09:57):
that are redoing the old historic battleship. And then, of course,
you know you could we had to make the most
of our visit. We went to It was not a
week day. I don't think, come and think of it.
But anyway, we went to Miller's Landing, had some fried
catfish and fried shrimp because that was an important part
of the trip, and we went and toured the jail
(10:17):
that Jimmy Fullen as chef sheriff has made a big,
big part of his administration making it cleaner, more disciplined, safer,
a better place to work for the correctional officers who
worked there, it was. It's quite impressive to see the
pride they have in the operation there. We think of
a jail as some smelly, stinky, dank place that well,
(10:41):
who cares anyway, because it's bad guys that are being
put there. But people have to work there, and a
lot of these people are going to go into there
and come out into general society. I don't want it
to be a cake walk, but there's no reason that
it needs to be filled with disease or filed, and
there's no reason that it needs to be unsafe. And
the fact that Jerff Fullen takes great pride in the
(11:03):
cleanliness and safety and security of that place, I think
reflects well on him and his administration. And I think
it's good for the island or good for the county.
Actually it's a county facility. Joyce, the Sage of Sunnyside.
I was thinking about you this morning, and I was
genuinely considering a call out to say, we need to
ask Joyce to call in.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And check in.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I'm checking, but I'm checking in.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I'll meet you to the drug Good morning, sweetheart, how
are you.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
I'm great, I'm great.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Turn off my microphone. Ramona is going to give you
your gravy for your sermon, and you just take it away.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Love.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Okay, okay. The last time I called in, Michael, you
mentioned that I had a daughter killed. No, it wasn't
my daughter, it was my great niece. But that side
of the family had a problem with me calling and
talking about it, and they asked me to stop. So
(11:55):
I stopped. And you haven't cured me called her name
in going on five years. Now you're free to talk
about it, but I won't say anything else that's in
it for me. But anyway, you know, two hundred and
fifty years just passed and on the fourth of July,
and I heard many blacks in my community just say it.
They could not celebrate two hundred and fifty years. And
(12:18):
it's been all along that black many blacks didn't celebrate
the fourth of July. So when they said they were
they couldn't celebrate, I said, well, get out of my way,
because I'm gonna celebrate. And I had Michael, I had
flags flying everywhere, and if the wind is in the
west flooring those flags in the east, I would sit
under my carport and I would just admire them. So
(12:40):
I said to my people, you can be still being slaved,
but I'm not. And you know, I couple the frier
my people to the Israelites because of harshness in the desert.
They wanted to go back to Egypt, to Fario instead
of marching on to the Promised Land. And I see
(13:02):
that with my black friends and any issue, but anyway,
because if you had some harshness, you refuse to march
on the freedom when I'm marched on, and I tell
you it is joy over here in this freedom, and
don't stay there in their misery. And another thing, Michael,
(13:25):
I'm just so tired of hearing that we do reparations.
And I want to ask my people, if that ever past,
how would it be implemented. There's no way it could
be implemented free, I mean honestly, because if that ever passes,
there are people gonna come through that have never even
(13:46):
had to think about being black. All of a sudden
they are black, and it cannot be done. And I
want to ask another question. If you receive reparations, are
you going to have to pay back any of that
that you got free. You say that we are owed
reparations because we worked and we didn't get paid. Well,
(14:07):
how about we worked, we got paid and we didn't work.
So are you going to be willing to pay back welfare,
food stamps, public housing and all that stuff? And once
you sit down and you think about that, maybe you
will stop whining about reparations. Because I have told, you know,
(14:30):
my children, I'm going on ninety four, my children take
care of a lot of my business. I told my children,
if reparations ever passed before I transitioned, I don't want
no reparations. Don't give me no reparations. And Michael, I
have been cursed out about that, but this is from
my heart. Nobody owe me anything. I wasn't around doing slavery,
(14:56):
And how do that that me owe me anything? I
just don't understand that. In the morning, I heard a
young black man on and he said the same thing
I said. He said, how can anybody owe me anything?
And they didn't take anything from me?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
And you know that, Joyce, hold on just a moment,
Joyce to say your sundayside coming.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
Up, not so rich and famous or as I call it,
the Michael Berry Jailer.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It is open line Friday and as a special.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Treat this week, we begin with Joyce the Sage of
the Sunnyside.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Take it away there.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Yes, I was talking about the young man that called
in and said the same thing that I've been saying
for years, and it just it just thrills. It just
made me so happy to hear a young black man
with that kind of sanity. And you know, many times
I called in, someone will call it and said, oh,
(15:57):
I just want to take you much. But I would
have love to take that young man to lunch. But
back to we not being free. You know, I hear
we're saying all the time that we had to pick cotton,
and I say, yeah, but you got a party picking
where you can vote for and they are picking where
(16:21):
you can live. What do you think public housing is?
That's picking where you can live. And it's one thing
you can be assured of where it's a bunch of
poor people living, you are great. It's guaranteed to breed,
(16:41):
teen pregnancy, drug usests that schools, low self esteem, high taxes, unemployment,
and it's there also known to breed. Democrat voters. And
that's one thing we should look at. Look at areas
(17:03):
that's dilapidated and crime. Everywhere you see the Democrat signs
all over the yard is somewhere in this nation, Blacks,
we are to wake up and we are to stop
being used by the master. And I get so tired
(17:25):
of him. Oh, and especially older black like me. Oh,
we have to ride up the back of the bus. Well,
let me tell you, seniors, I can ride on the
front of the bus today and it's a special seat
there for me. Plus I can ride free. So why
(17:47):
are you still on the back of the bus. I
get so tired of hearing that foolishness from my people.
I am no victim. I am victorious, and I wish
I could just wrap my arms around Even in the
seniors meetings I go to, I wish I could just
(18:08):
wrap my arms around them and just give them this
freedom that I have. And this freedom that I have,
the world didn't get it to me, and the world
can't take it away. And I've had some difficulties in
my life. I've been in abusive marriages. I should be
(18:30):
like Michelle Obama to day. I should be an angry
black woman in the natural. But I took all that
pain and I wrapped it up and I started a ministry.
I started my ministry helping young ladies with their children.
(18:50):
I've asked the mother, can I take this child to
the store and buy some clothing. I ain't have any money.
All I had was a credit card, and it just happen.
Deacon at the church and his wife donated the first
dollar to my ministry, and it was just about enough
(19:11):
to cover my first payment, I mean, my credit card payment.
So you know, God is good. You know, I stood
and I was in these bad marriages and having a
hard time, and I stood in the mirror one day
and I said, God, I don't know how my future
is going to turn out. But what I know, God,
(19:33):
you holds my future. And that's why people get rid
of your anger. Trust in God, and you know, hatred
just the loots coming sense. So just get rid of
your hatred, get rid of the anger of the past.
Yes it was cruel, but it's not happening today. So
(19:56):
come out of your anger, come out of that hatred,
and much home to freedom. Come over here with me,
and it is joy. It is peace over here, you know, Michael,
I get joy out of taking the person some food
they don't have it for I'm not joyous that they
(20:16):
don't have it, but I am so joyous that I
am able to take it there because of the people
that donate to me. They are so wonderful and I
thank God for that.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
So that is why you are rejoiced, and that is
why we love you at ninety three, Is that right?
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
And so many, so many years giving back to others
ahead of you, thank you for calling.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
You started our show with a bang than you.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I love that right there. I can't get enough of
that right there. That's see straight into my veins right there.
Andrew michael Berry Show, Good morning, Michael, sir.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
That part, that's what I'm gonna say about what.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
That lady just said. I forgot her name, Joyce. Well
she's got the joy Jay Joyce, Joy Joy down in
her heart, Joy down in her heart, deep deep down
in her heart. And let's rocket like rocket fuel. I'm
gonna start talking off or start off talking about life,
love and the pursuit of happiness, which I think kind
of your kind of what your show is about, kind
(21:27):
of to touch base on what she was talking about. Freedom, freedom,
and furry.
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Costs folks like you and me. Shout out to all
my military.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Folks once helping me out right now, that's Jesse and Uh.
One thing that I just the attitude of gratitude and
paying it forward. I here on Papa's on the Lake,
Lake Conroe.
Speaker 10 (21:45):
So shout out.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (21:47):
You know, I'm a kid from Donor.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
I told you that before.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
But one thing I was wanting able to know is
I'm gonna let it show.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
You can't out smart Montgomery Bear and don't let it
scare you, because I learned a lot of this from
my listing to your show starting off in twenty twelve.
Shout out Mike Allen everyone on the lab. So it
was an electrical but the lady named miss Christie bought
me a pizza just as the highest.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Of her heart.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
He just wanted one slice, gave me the whole pie.
And right now I'm going through some stuff, I really
needed that whole pie.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
And so.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
That simple act of kindness that compelled me to call in.
And also shout out to mister Perry. I told you
I called Papa's on the Legs one of the best
places north of Houston you can go and hang out.
And have you a nice, nice lone Star, maybe a
Lucky Strike and get you a pizza get out. I
would I would suggest the pickled Hallapinas on there because
(22:41):
it was dang good.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I think Andrew thinks he's got a minute on kill
Tony or something kind of I kind of get that vibe.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
David, you'ld the Michael Berry Show go.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
Ahead, Hey, good morning, Good morning. Just I just wanted
to call and brag on my dad a little bit.
I was just listen in here some stuff about reparations,
and you know, my father being you know, obviously a
black man, I mixed myself, but you know, growing up
with him as my father, you know, he's worked for
(23:13):
everything that he has.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
I remember, you know, he started off, you grew up
in Krockotectas small town, grew up raised by his grandmother,
you know, joined the army, went through that to get
through to fell Through College.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Perisha James Tallerco's remarks this week have caught a lot
of attention from people who thought, oh, he's nice. Talking
about teaching the Bible to children is immoral, talking about
(23:51):
the fact that we should not be exposing children to
the tenets of Christianity and our Bible.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
He's very bothered by our Bible. Is this seminarian.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
There's a fellow in Kansas who's also Kansas or Missouri,
think is Kansas, who is running for a statewide office,
who talks in this same manner. These people who wish
to lead Christians astray in the name of supposedly being Christians.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
They talk about the equality.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Of other religions, and Mohammad is equal to Jesus, and
Jesus was this sort of vagabond lay about homeless guy
in San Francisco peeing and pooping everywhere and bumming a
few bucks for some heroin. And people are starting to
wise up to the fact that, hey, I think Reid
Hoffman and the Californians are buying our seat with a
(24:43):
candidate who is not our own.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
People have told me this week.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Paxton needs to do more. Michael Paxton needs to do more.
Let me explain this to you for the fifteenth time,
because some of you are hard headed. This race ain't
about Paxton. It's about taller Rico. If Paxton goes to
the United States Senate, he won't embarrass you. He will
vote for Trump. He will champion the issues that he's
(25:08):
championed before. He will take on big data as he's
done and won as the attorney general, most successful attorney
general in my lifetime. He will take on big pharma
as he's done. And one that mattered to you. Remember
Remember when that mattered to you. Remember when our border
was wide open under Biden, and Biden sent the Feds
in to move the wiring so that the illegals could
(25:31):
stream in again. And Ken Paxton was fighting it in
court and winning. Remember that tall Rico was on Biden's side.
But he's a nice Michael, He's a nice So the
newest pole that's come out has Paxton back in the lead.
This is not a race about Ken Paxton. This is
a race about Talafrico and the people behind him and
(25:52):
the things he will do. He is no different than
el Said in Michigan, or Francesca Hong in Wisconsin, or
Alexandria Ocassio Cortes. In the last two weeks, she has
come forward and filmed herself shooting shots into her stomach
because she wants to freeze her eggs. Babylon Bee had
(26:15):
a parody that said, James Tallerco is going to freeze
his eggs too.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
But AOC is going to freeze her eggs. You see,
she's going to She's not been able to get pregnant yet.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
She's broken up with her fiance, who it turned out,
voted for Trump. She's broken up with her fiance and
he's going to freeze her eggs. And a number of
people ask why would she do that so publicly. It's
very important. It's exactly what they've done with Tallafrico. It's
exactly what they did with Obama. It's exactly why Biden
was only ever filmed eating ice cream. He's trying to
(26:48):
connect because they think women are stupid, and some are,
but they think women are stupid. You don't talk issues
to women. You talk relatability. He's nice, is a nice person,
someone you'd like. He's not mean. See, cops are mean.
That's why George Floyd died. The closing the border is mean.
(27:12):
I mean, you know it's true. You go to the
emergency room, you left waiting for twelve hours. It's all
illegal aliens using it as a primary care facility. And yeah,
you do see these murders and rapes and drug trainings.
But we gotta be nice about it because it's always important.
We're nice. Nice is important. Nice is how you push
socialism and Islam on people. Nice because you don't want
(27:32):
to be the person that's against it. You don't want
to be the person that throws up a roadblock. You
don't want to be the person who says no. You know,
the kids all want to go get ice cream at
midnight on a school night.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Why wouldn't you just say yes? Why can't we just
say be nice? Why can't they do everything they want
to do when they want to do it. Why can't we.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
All just be nice? Nice is how you end up sinking.
That's what they're counting on. That's the problem. It's aw
story about a guy who stuttered and died in prison
before he could even finish his sentence. My wife and
I were listening to an audio book and enjoying the
(28:14):
heck out of it, but I accidentally deleted it, and
she is very annoyed with me.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I'll never hear the end of it. Had you get
us started?
Speaker 12 (28:24):
Phone lines were open seven one three nine nine nine
one thousand, seven one three nine nine nine one thousand,
seven one three nine nine nine one thousand Send me
an email through the website at Michael berryshow dot com
to get us started as we always do, courtesy of
the greatest executive producer in all the land from Heilo, Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Hold on, I got these shows. I brought him home.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
They called like one ton chips. You do just see
those chips he brought me from Helo. He didn't bring
them because he knows you won't need him. Oh man,
are they good? You'll Chad Coney knockani your weekend review.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
And I am well aware that when you talk on
the radio in the manner in.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Which I do that, literally everything you say is upsetting somebody.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
A couple of days ago, I posted I'm back in
the speaking game. Get paid.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
There are people who follow me through all of a
sudden are upset.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Why I'm getting paid him effort. That's what I do.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Dad. It is to be a case.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
You are talking to a dude who wants to make money.
Money gives me power. Somebody sick, I can pay for
their treatment. I need a z cloiner for my dad.
I can go buy one.
Speaker 13 (29:29):
Socialist bubblehead Francesca Hong was predicted to win by double
digit and lost instead by slim.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Margin, abolishing ice Yes public grocery stores.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yes, got the smantle.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Police unions be from the police.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Democrats socialists saw an opportunity to demonstrate there are a
lot of us out here. We have a very sympathetic audience.
America is ready for democrat socialism. If we can win
this race, we can recruit others to come out and write.
Speaker 13 (29:55):
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham's comment's about transgender athletes now barking,
and I expect a challenge to the WNBA, with two
former NBA players saying they want it.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
W NBA Commissioner at Kathy Engelbert announced in an internal
memo that a task force of team presidents and general
managers will address transgender athlete participation.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
We ask what we're arguing now. Give the left credit,
Give Soros credit. He's got us.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Arguing over whether a man can be a woman because
he decides it would be advantageous to him. And we're
actually having to argue these sorts of things.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's crazy.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
Potato, tomato, tomato.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Michael, it's tatus. How's it tenatus? That's how it's said
by who? All right, is it Missouri or Massurro? So
I'll say tonight this and you say tenetus. The word
was made up anyway, so it really doesn't matter. It
could be to the tests, so go. I just save
you that email right now.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I just would knock down my emails by twenty today.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Grandpa, tell me about them good old day. Sometimes it
feels like
Speaker 5 (31:13):
This world's all crazy, Grandpa,
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