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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time time, time, time, luck and load. The
Michael Verie Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the
world he didn't exist.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, the you know, the misinformation about vaccines and associating
certain people like myself or Fauci having maligned in Tama vaccines.
That was most acute in the United States. But the
pandemic which you would have thought, wow, global health research
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to talking about health being ready for the next pandemic.
You know, when you've got millions of deaths, isn't that
You know, it's sad, It's tragic that, isn't he at
least there are benefit that health is on the agenda. Sadly,
it's a topic nobody wants to talk about because it
was painful.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You know, it's over. Let's move on from that.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Pleads to meet you. Well, you get mad today. But
what bin you is the nature making.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
We should have free speech, but if you're inciting violence,
if you're causing people not to take vaccines, you know,
where are those boundaries that even the US UH should
you know, have rules? And then if you have rules,
you know what is it? Is there some ai that
encodes those rules because you have billions of activity, and
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you know, if you catch it a day later, the
harm is done.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Pleads to meet you. Oh if you did man? Oh yeah, ah.
What buzzing you is the nature?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Robler.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
The Gates Foundations very involved in vaccines, the invention of
new vaccines, funning vaccines, and we're very proud that through
joint efforts like Bobby, that saved tens of millions of lives.
So it's someone ironic to have somebody turn around and say, no,
you know, we're using vaccines to kill people or to
make money, or you know, we started the pandemic. Even
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some strange things like that, I somehow want to track,
you know, the location of individuals because I'm so deeply
desirous to know where everybody is. I'm not sure what
I'm gonna do with that information.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Random getting what buzzing you is a nature.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
I've only gotten three shots total, only been boosted once.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I guess we have immunity for a little while, but
when you decide to get boosted again.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, So an infection where you'll get a high viral
load would be like vaccination, but you're going to be
safe every six months now you're probably gonna be vaccinated.
As we get more data, they might even.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Make that shorter for people for you know, say sixty
or over seventy where the duration seems to be a
bit lower. So we're in for ongoing vaccination to stay
absolutely safe.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
To meet you get yeah, good music guy.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
So Lend and I wondered whether providing new medicines and
keeping children alive would that create more of a population problem.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
What we found out is that.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
As health improves, families choose to have less children. Now
eleven million people still a lot. But the good news
is that the faster we improve health, the faster family
size goes down, and so we can feel great about
saving those lives.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
To me too, why you hate?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Say your friend of mine? I was scared of Santa
as a kid. He was claused, trophobic, A law more,
A bag of fertilizer and a sprinkle, a sprinkler. Let
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me start that over. A lawnmower, a bag of fertilizer,
and a sprinkler all go to a club on a
Saturday night hopeful. Why do they end up disappointed? No hoes.
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Fella tried a laxative advertised to improve baseball performance. It
didn't give him the runs he expected, but it did
give him. Oh, rewind the tape. Rewind the tape. Fella
tried a laxative advertised to improve baseball performance. It didn't
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give him the hits he expected, but it did give
him the runs. Start pretend you did in hearing it.
So I fella tried a laxative. It had been advertised
to improve baseball performance. It didn't give him the hits
he was expecting, but it did give him the runs.
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The last time, we'll get it right. Fellow tried a laxative.
It was advertised to improve his baseball performance. It didn't
give him the hits he expected, but it did give
him the runs. So it was gone this day. In
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eighteen ninety four, one hundred and thirty two years ago,
in the city of Corsicana, Texas, they were promoting commercial
development for the city, so they had a water well
contractor who was drilling a well to a depth of
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oneenty twenty seven feet. They needed water, and lo and behold,
he accidentally discovered the Corsicana oil field, the first in
Texas to produce oil and gas in significant quantities. Civic
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leaders were looking for water and ended up sitting on
black gold. They contracted with the American Well and Prospecting
Company to drill three water wells. The drillers took the
first well to a depth of one thy twenty seven feet,
where they encountered Earl. The first modern refinery in Texas,
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operated by the JS Culoring Company, opened at the field
in eighteen ninety eight. During its first century of operation,
the field produced about forty four million barrels of oil.
Annual production peaked in nineteen hundred at more than eight
hundred and thirty nine thousand barrels. Of course, they can't.
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A field established the potential for commercial oil production in Texas,
and of course the rest is.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
History.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Michael Berry show.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You know that kind of reminds me of the time
I don't know if I've ever told you of me
and Charlie Pride singing backstages. You just rolled your eyes
in a more exaggerated fashion than that gift of James
(08:54):
Harden when I don't know what they asked him, but
whatever it was, because the whites of his eyes pop
against the black of his skin, and he rolls his
head back and rolls his eyes back. That's that's one
of my absolute favorites. I mean, and why don't we
just call it a day and play Charlie Pride songs.
(09:14):
I will program us for the next two and a
half hours and we'll play. Eddie Martinez can't complain. He's traveling,
you know, he's he's got like seven states under his
under his control now, so he can't listen. He's probably
on some Spirit Airlines flight and Paul Ambert's the boss
now and they got him. He's running Houston and Beaumont,
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like that makes any sense? Here here you got you
got one of the biggest markets in the country, and
pick up Beaumont. Wait but yeah, yeah, yeah, just just
run Beaumont too. So he's pulled in every direction. I
don't know that anybody who's actually in charge is listening.
That's inmates running the asylum. Do you remember when when
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Bob McNair said that, they said, well, they're the league owners,
you know, which is mostly just a bunch of old
white guys hoping they can hold on till the revolution
to their power and scared the death of all the
minorities and the foreigners and the young girls with wieners
and boys, they don't know what's going on, but they're
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scared to death and they're having their closed door meeting
and somebody says, well, the players are saying where there's
a bunch of old plantation owner, rich white guys with
a bunch of black guys playing football out And Bob McNair,
God bless him, says, sounds to me like the inmates
are running the asylum. We own the league here. And
(10:39):
I think there was a moment and then some little
sissifier goes off and rats him out. God I hate that,
and nothing I hate worse than a rich white liberal.
That's an absolute read Hoffman, that's the absolute worst. All right,
I'm gonna go ahead and say it now to you.
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An exchange with a friend of mine, and she's a sweet,
sweet woman. I adore her. I don't want you think
I don't because people get the wrong impression of me.
She's a very very very well to do woman financially,
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and she has a deep passion for politics. And so
she sent me a message yesterday and she said, oh
my god, do you have a minute to talk because
all the ladies are upset. They're hearing from people that
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some Republicans are going to vote for tal Rico. What
do we do? Do you have a minute to talk?
I said, I do not. It was in the evening
time and I was going to see Doug Stanhope. I
was pretty fired up by it, and I said, I
do not. I said, here's deal, this ain't my first
election cycle, and I have to tell people that because
(12:06):
there's nothing new in politics. It is amazing to me.
It's groundhog Day. It is amazing to me how the
same people who panicked in twenty eighteen that Beto was
gonna win and they would send me the story, Oh
he's skatebarding through the Barkin light of what a what
are we gonna? I know, we're gonna whip his ass
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is what we're gonna do. I just you know Verlin
lives next door, said she voting for him? Well, okay,
and Verlin will send me an email in a year
going what are we gonna do? These Democrats have got
control of the Senate fifty to fifty with Kamala Harris
as a tiebreaker, and I believe we're gonna lose our country.
(12:50):
I believe you voted for a freaking Democrat. Well, I
was upset, and you know, and and Cruise had made
me mad and he'd done Yeah, so maybe we don't
deserve a decent republic. Maybe we deserve to be tormented
by a party that represents about thirty eight percent of
the population because people like you are always ready to
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pout and vote for the Democrats. Maybe we get what
we deserve. Maybe you're the problem everything of that. Maybe
you're the problem Berlin. Well, so this nice friend, she's
a sweet lady. She emails me and my wife and
she said, to you a minute to talk. We're worried
a lot of and to her credit, she's become very
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active politically. We're very worried. Everybody says they know somebody
who's Republican is voting for Tatla Rico, and you know
they've got this or that problem with Paxton, and so
they're going to vote for taal Rica. And I said,
I do not have a minute. I'm going for my show.
I'm excited. I'm not wanting to think about this or
talk about this right now. And here's the reason why.
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You know, I lived through Beto and we've been through
this same argument. Texas is still a Republican state. We've
got five months in between now an election day or
early voting and h there's gonna be a lot that's
gonna come out and people are gonna come home. And
right now they're upset because the Houston Chronicle told them
that all John Cornyn did all day was governed. All
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he wanted to do was governed and govern right, and
then the people kicked him out and them ding people.
They keep getting in the way of the democracy as
the darned people. And so she said, can I send
this to the group? I said absolutely not, because I'll
have a bunch of breathless women out there saying, well,
Michael doesn't carries it because they what they want. Here's
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what they want. They want me to be as hysterical
as they are, and I'm not. I'm not hysterical. I'm
not gonna be hysterical. I'm gonna give you a steady
drum beat, slowly but surely. I'm not gonna give you
what you want, to give what you need. And by
about early October, the people will say that day Tallerico
and we'll beat the summer bitch about twenty percentage points.
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But in the meantime, I've got other things to do
that run around having hot flashes, and that's all I'm doing.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Michael Barry Show, we check in now with Men for
tell Rico, Real men standing for real change.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Let's see what the men are up to.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
Okay, so the jade roller has to go up the jawline,
not down.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
You're redistributing the puffiness if you go down, and that
completely defeats the purpose. I've been storing mine in a
refrigerator and honestly, game changer, my pores are invisible. Also,
I'm doing a little oat milk Macha situation right now.
I found this place in the village and it's just everything.
(15:47):
Oh that's good. That is so good.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
I would die for James tell Rico, Men for talar Rico,
Real Men, Real Change.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Well, you got careful with Abba. You'll let your guard down.
It's a Saturday, late morning. You're running errands and you're like,
all right, I got to go buy the hardware store,
and I stop in at that ace Overall job Jones road. See,
(16:24):
I got to pick up some fasteners to get some
blue tape. While I'm there, some plumbing tape, plumber's tape,
what do you call the stuff that you use that
plumbers use? A kind of bluish when they put fittings
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together and you pull it out, has a dauber on
the end. I'm talking about, had like a lollipop on them,
but it's soft and you unscrew it like a liquid
cement kind of thing. You I'm talking about. What's that called. Anyway,
you'll go through your list, I'll stop by get some bread.
(17:07):
I think we're out of bread. I'll stop it at
that shopping I will get some bread and some milk,
might pick up some Cheetos for myself. This little treat,
I'm gonna make sure get it off my ends because
that orange dust to get on there.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Do that.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Before you know it, this is playing in the background
and you're singing along, and all of a sudden you go, wha,
what just happened? What just happened? Something just happened. It'll
happen to you. It'll sneak up on you. A friend
of mine and I were walking through the mall. We
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were meeting our wives and they I don't know if
they had had their hair did or what it was.
We're walking through the mall and we have his daughter,
I don't have kids yet at the time, and we're
on our way, and you know, two fellas, right, So
you're even though you have a little girl with you,
but you're still two fellas. You're conscious that you're two fellas,
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and you're walking along and the mus act that was
playing was Big Girls Don't Cry by No No No,
not that version, not the Frankie Valley, the will I
and Black Eyed Peas Girl Fergy, and we're both we're
both humming along and singing it. And there was a
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moment where we both realized what was happening, and we
both turned and looked at each other. It was kind
of one of those moments where you don't say a word.
You see, we shall never speak of this again. Yeah, right,
just snuck in on you. And that's when you realize
they're up to no good. It's a globalist threat. They'll
get you through the music right, lower your testosterone level,
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they'll get you. My goodness, will they ever get you?
A Lobo County judge has granted a temporary injunction. Judge
Curry is I think it's Ken Curry. They're already making
memes that they're naming the stadium for Ken Curry and
that they're gonna have a They're going to have a
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betting table down at the end of the field, making
the Texas Tech quarterback Brandon Soresby eligible to play for
the Red Raiders this upcoming season, despite placing forty bets
on his own team. When he was at Indiana, TCU
coach Sonny Dyke said, way, way, Texas Tech is so
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much better than us, We'll never catch up. We made
the national championship and we've been all awful since then.
Well that's not the words he used, but the words
he used were, how's anybody ever going to trust the
outcome of a game again? Sonny? Really? Really, you're now
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defending the integrity of college football. The NCAA has filed
an appeal. Okay, ESPN and ESPN's pet was his name, Tamil.
Let you say this was on with Pat McAfee. Hey,
what did Pat McAfee do? I saw a picture at
the volume down yet he was in a neck race.
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Happen then, wa go ahead.
Speaker 11 (20:12):
Certainly an unprecedented day in the history of college sports.
I don't want to sound over dramatic here, but gambling
has always been a thick red line. And the fact
that Brendan Soresby, who admitted to placing thousands of bets
for ninety thousand dollars, including forty bets.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
On his own team while he was at Indiana.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
The fact that he is going to be or has
been legally cleared to play college football this season at
Texas Tech is simply something that we've never seen before.
And it's the latest manifestation of one of the biggest
issues in college sports right now, PAT, which is local
rulings overruling what the NCAA rules are supposed to be.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
And this one feels.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
The most significant PAT because gambling cuts different than a
medical red shirt and an age argument like the Bettioco case,
for example. I don't think I've gotten more text on
my phone about a breaking root news story unprompted ever,
or certainly not in the last like five years. I mean,
my phone did not stop ringing in the general tenor
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PAT around college athletics. I would say, is one of
discussed one big twelve ad text to me today we
lost our soul today and look like there was a
lot of There was a lot of hyperbolic reaction to this,
but gambling had always been the I joked, it was
like the goodwill hunting thing you hit a copier, going
to jail. There were always significant consequences for gambling, and
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that changed today because of this. Now, like Brendan Sorosby's case,
argued successfully by Jeffrey Kessler, who was often successful against
the NCAA, laid it out very clearly that they laid
it out as a mental health case, and they won.
The NCAA is expected to appeal this case. Now, whether
the timeline of that peel matches with what it matters
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is what remains to be seen. Correct Like NANCA could
get a hearing in February and renaisurs would have to combine.
He doesn't have to, you know, it doesn't matter. It
would be rendered moot. And that had always been sort
of part of the expectation with this is that the
temporary junction was granted and then once the injunction was granted,
he would roll in play and then everybody.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Would kind of move on.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
So we'll see if the timeline of back gets expedited
in Lovett County.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I certainly reason to be skeptical of that. The Michael
Berry show pandering these companies are doing for Pride month.
You know, I don't think I'm outside the norm here
I think that people who feel the need to state
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opinions publicly feel the need to say something more dramatic
than they actually feel. Like there was a state rep
in Tennessee that said something to the fact that we
don't need the gaze here. Well, really, were you going
to kick the gaze out, you dumb ass? Do you
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know how many homos are in your state at any
given time? Do you know how many of them are
CEOs or restaurant managers or lawyers? Or why would you
want to kick the home like? This is what annoys
me about this whole thing. Ninety nine percent of what
is said publicly is all kabuki theater? Did I say
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that right? If I didn't, Sender petersonal scold me because
I can never get it right. She's the one that
taught me to concept. But anyway, it's it's all theater.
It's all for play. Nobody believes any of it. It's
all to entertain you. The rage, the indignation, the protest,
the boycott, and it's all just ridiculous. Can we have
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football season back already so we have something to distract
and entertain because it's all too much. But I see
these people posting things about what happens is.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
The whole.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
I don't care what it is, kay, black whatever. There's
a very small group of people who want to cram
it down your throat, and that's not on accident. They
want to provoke you. They want you to be mad,
they want you to say something to then justify. I mean,
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look at what the Southern Poverty Low Center did. The
Southern Poverty Loss Center literally, you can't make this up.
They literally reimburse the clan for the wood and the
gasoline for the crosses that they burned, while breathlessly telling
us the clan, give us more money to fight the clan.
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You're paying for the clan and everybody knows it. So anyway,
because of this, like just be homo, nobody cares. But
then they got to make it a big deal. It's
never about tolerance. It's always about bowing down in control
and provoking you to the point that you get so
mad that you say something that fits into their paradigm.
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So every company is now doing that. Is Pride month.
Look at us, we're celebrating. What are you celebrating? People?
Are gay? Okay? Is next month? You like heterosexual sex?
You like sex? That leads to reproduction to It's just
also silly, but HelloFresh took it a step further. Hello Fresh,
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the food delivery company. This isn't honest. I'm reading it
off of a Hello Fresh official statement. We know eating
isn't always a top priority this month. What are homos
not eating for the month? Guys, y'all, don't forget you
gotta eat now. I know you're being proud, but you
gotta eat. We know eating isn't always a priority this month.
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But here we are, over here by our products. Remember
we're still here. Hello Fresh official statement with the rainbow flag.
That's another thing. Is the rainbow such a great thing
and it's been co opted now it's gay. It shouldn't
have to be gay. Rainbow was nice. We know eating
isn't always a top priority this month. We respect that,
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do you though?
Speaker 10 (26:41):
You?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Guys, we're not mad at you that you're not eating.
You're just running around being proud. But for those of
you who are dot dot that's Ellipses prepping. We have
an extensive line of high fiber recipes available. Happy Pride.
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They have honest to Goodness. They have honest to Goodness done.
An ad that says as clear as you can without
using the actual words. You need to clean your bwhole
this month because it's gay Pride. Does that mean they're
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having more sex this month? Is that how that works?
Like they weren't having enough sex, but it being Pride
month lets me and you hook up? Tommy? Is that
how that works? How do you know? Like you're so knowledgeable?
How do you know everything?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Gay? Dave?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
What you got.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Michael? The reason why gay people and the word gay
you know, means happy is because we're always having lots
of sex.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Pretty much?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Aren't you with the part don't you have a partner?
Speaker 8 (28:04):
I do?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Does he let you with other dudes?
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Sometimes?
Speaker 8 (28:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah? Is that a common thing.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
It's kind of it's rather normalized in the gay community
that that that happens, which is something that say, you
know why gay marriage isn't the same? I mean, I
don't know. There's shay couples of do that too.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I guess I saw a staff the other day.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
People.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I saw stat the other day on divorce rates. The
highest divorce rate was girl on girl dropped down about
twenty percentage points of success rates. Was a man and
a woman which was at the below fifty women was
like thirty percent, and the highest marriage quote unquote sess
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not divorce being a a failure. The highest was dude
on dude.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
Yeah, there's a comedian that makes that point.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, that's what But I know that's why I had
to go check.
Speaker 8 (29:17):
Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
He basically made the point that dudes are generally happy
by themselves and it's only when you introduce a woman
that that you know, there's that's his point. I'm not
saying that's the case.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
You know, I have the perspective because I was married
to a woman to so I tell all my straight friends,
all him how much easier it is to be married
to a gay dude.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Wait, hold on,
It's that time time, time, time, luck and load. The
Michael Verie Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the
world he didn't exist.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, the you know, the misinformation about vaccines and associating
certain people like myself or Fauci having maligned in Tama vaccines.
That was most acute in the United States. But the
pandemic which you would have thought, wow, global health research
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to talking about health being ready for the next pandemic.
You know, when you've got millions of deaths, isn't that
You know, it's sad, It's tragic that, isn't he at
least there are benefit that health is on the agenda. Sadly,
it's a topic nobody wants to talk about because it
was painful.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You know, it's over. Let's move on from that.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Pleads to meet you. Well, you get mad today. But
what bin you is the nature making.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
We should have free speech, but if you're inciting violence,
if you're causing people not to take vaccines, you know,
where are those boundaries that even the US UH should
you know, have rules? And then if you have rules,
you know what is it? Is there some ai that
encodes those rules because you have billions of activity, and
(01:51):
you know, if you catch it a day later, the
harm is done.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Pleads to meet you. Oh if you did man? Oh yeah, ah.
What buzzing you is the nature?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Robler.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
The Gates Foundations very involved in vaccines, the invention of
new vaccines, funning vaccines, and we're very proud that through
joint efforts like Bobby, that saved tens of millions of lives.
So it's someone ironic to have somebody turn around and say, no,
you know, we're using vaccines to kill people or to
make money, or you know, we started the pandemic. Even
(02:32):
some strange things like that, I somehow want to track,
you know, the location of individuals because I'm so deeply
desirous to know where everybody is. I'm not sure what
I'm gonna do with that information.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Random getting what buzzing you is a nature.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
I've only gotten three shots total, only been boosted once.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I guess we have immunity for a little while, but
when you decide to get boosted again.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, So an infection where you'll get a high viral
load would be like vaccination, but you're going to be
safe every six months now you're probably gonna be vaccinated.
As we get more data, they might even.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Make that shorter for people for you know, say sixty
or over seventy where the duration seems to be a
bit lower. So we're in for ongoing vaccination to stay
absolutely safe.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
To meet you get yeah, good music guy.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
So Lend and I wondered whether providing new medicines and
keeping children alive would that create more of a population problem.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
What we found out is that.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
As health improves, families choose to have less children. Now
eleven million people still a lot. But the good news
is that the faster we improve health, the faster family
size goes down, and so we can feel great about
saving those lives.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
To me too, why you hate?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Say your friend of mine? I was scared of Santa
as a kid. He was claused, trophobic, A law more,
A bag of fertilizer and a sprinkle, a sprinkler. Let
(05:06):
me start that over. A lawnmower, a bag of fertilizer,
and a sprinkler all go to a club on a
Saturday night hopeful. Why do they end up disappointed? No hoes.
(05:26):
Fella tried a laxative advertised to improve baseball performance. It
didn't give him the runs he expected, but it did
give him. Oh, rewind the tape. Rewind the tape. Fella
tried a laxative advertised to improve baseball performance. It didn't
(05:46):
give him the hits he expected, but it did give
him the runs. Start pretend you did in hearing it.
So I fella tried a laxative. It had been advertised
to improve baseball performance. It didn't give him the hits
he was expecting, but it did give him the runs.
(06:14):
The last time, we'll get it right. Fellow tried a laxative.
It was advertised to improve his baseball performance. It didn't
give him the hits he expected, but it did give
him the runs. So it was gone this day. In
(06:44):
eighteen ninety four, one hundred and thirty two years ago,
in the city of Corsicana, Texas, they were promoting commercial
development for the city, so they had a water well
contractor who was drilling a well to a depth of
(07:11):
oneenty twenty seven feet. They needed water, and lo and behold,
he accidentally discovered the Corsicana oil field, the first in
Texas to produce oil and gas in significant quantities. Civic
(07:31):
leaders were looking for water and ended up sitting on
black gold. They contracted with the American Well and Prospecting
Company to drill three water wells. The drillers took the
first well to a depth of one thy twenty seven feet,
where they encountered Earl. The first modern refinery in Texas,
(07:52):
operated by the JS Culoring Company, opened at the field
in eighteen ninety eight. During its first century of operation,
the field produced about forty four million barrels of oil.
Annual production peaked in nineteen hundred at more than eight
hundred and thirty nine thousand barrels. Of course, they can't.
(08:13):
A field established the potential for commercial oil production in Texas,
and of course the rest is.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
History.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Michael Berry show.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You know that kind of reminds me of the time
I don't know if I've ever told you of me
and Charlie Pride singing backstages. You just rolled your eyes
in a more exaggerated fashion than that gift of James
(08:54):
Harden when I don't know what they asked him, but
whatever it was, because the whites of his eyes pop
against the black of his skin, and he rolls his
head back and rolls his eyes back. That's that's one
of my absolute favorites. I mean, and why don't we
just call it a day and play Charlie Pride songs.
(09:14):
I will program us for the next two and a
half hours and we'll play. Eddie Martinez can't complain. He's traveling,
you know, he's he's got like seven states under his
under his control now, so he can't listen. He's probably
on some Spirit Airlines flight and Paul Ambert's the boss
now and they got him. He's running Houston and Beaumont,
(09:35):
like that makes any sense? Here here you got you
got one of the biggest markets in the country, and
pick up Beaumont. Wait but yeah, yeah, yeah, just just
run Beaumont too. So he's pulled in every direction. I
don't know that anybody who's actually in charge is listening.
That's inmates running the asylum. Do you remember when when
(09:56):
Bob McNair said that, they said, well, they're the league owners,
you know, which is mostly just a bunch of old
white guys hoping they can hold on till the revolution
to their power and scared the death of all the
minorities and the foreigners and the young girls with wieners
and boys, they don't know what's going on, but they're
(10:18):
scared to death and they're having their closed door meeting
and somebody says, well, the players are saying where there's
a bunch of old plantation owner, rich white guys with
a bunch of black guys playing football out And Bob McNair,
God bless him, says, sounds to me like the inmates
are running the asylum. We own the league here. And
(10:39):
I think there was a moment and then some little
sissifier goes off and rats him out. God I hate that,
and nothing I hate worse than a rich white liberal.
That's an absolute read Hoffman, that's the absolute worst. All right,
I'm gonna go ahead and say it now to you.
(11:00):
An exchange with a friend of mine, and she's a sweet,
sweet woman. I adore her. I don't want you think
I don't because people get the wrong impression of me.
She's a very very very well to do woman financially,
(11:20):
and she has a deep passion for politics. And so
she sent me a message yesterday and she said, oh
my god, do you have a minute to talk because
all the ladies are upset. They're hearing from people that
(11:44):
some Republicans are going to vote for tal Rico. What
do we do? Do you have a minute to talk?
I said, I do not. It was in the evening
time and I was going to see Doug Stanhope. I
was pretty fired up by it, and I said, I
do not. I said, here's deal, this ain't my first
election cycle, and I have to tell people that because
(12:06):
there's nothing new in politics. It is amazing to me.
It's groundhog Day. It is amazing to me how the
same people who panicked in twenty eighteen that Beto was
gonna win and they would send me the story, Oh
he's skatebarding through the Barkin light of what a what
are we gonna? I know, we're gonna whip his ass
(12:30):
is what we're gonna do. I just you know Verlin
lives next door, said she voting for him? Well, okay,
and Verlin will send me an email in a year
going what are we gonna do? These Democrats have got
control of the Senate fifty to fifty with Kamala Harris
as a tiebreaker, and I believe we're gonna lose our country.
(12:50):
I believe you voted for a freaking Democrat. Well, I
was upset, and you know, and and Cruise had made
me mad and he'd done Yeah, so maybe we don't
deserve a decent republic. Maybe we deserve to be tormented
by a party that represents about thirty eight percent of
the population because people like you are always ready to
(13:14):
pout and vote for the Democrats. Maybe we get what
we deserve. Maybe you're the problem everything of that. Maybe
you're the problem Berlin. Well, so this nice friend, she's
a sweet lady. She emails me and my wife and
she said, to you a minute to talk. We're worried
a lot of and to her credit, she's become very
(13:34):
active politically. We're very worried. Everybody says they know somebody
who's Republican is voting for Tatla Rico, and you know
they've got this or that problem with Paxton, and so
they're going to vote for taal Rica. And I said,
I do not have a minute. I'm going for my show.
I'm excited. I'm not wanting to think about this or
talk about this right now. And here's the reason why.
(13:56):
You know, I lived through Beto and we've been through
this same argument. Texas is still a Republican state. We've
got five months in between now an election day or
early voting and h there's gonna be a lot that's
gonna come out and people are gonna come home. And
right now they're upset because the Houston Chronicle told them
that all John Cornyn did all day was governed. All
(14:19):
he wanted to do was governed and govern right, and
then the people kicked him out and them ding people.
They keep getting in the way of the democracy as
the darned people. And so she said, can I send
this to the group? I said absolutely not, because I'll
have a bunch of breathless women out there saying, well,
Michael doesn't carries it because they what they want. Here's
(14:40):
what they want. They want me to be as hysterical
as they are, and I'm not. I'm not hysterical. I'm
not gonna be hysterical. I'm gonna give you a steady
drum beat, slowly but surely. I'm not gonna give you
what you want, to give what you need. And by
about early October, the people will say that day Tallerico
and we'll beat the summer bitch about twenty percentage points.
(15:00):
But in the meantime, I've got other things to do
that run around having hot flashes, and that's all I'm doing.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Michael Barry Show, we check in now with Men for
tell Rico, Real men standing for real change.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Let's see what the men are up to.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
Okay, so the jade roller has to go up the jawline,
not down.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
You're redistributing the puffiness if you go down, and that
completely defeats the purpose. I've been storing mine in a
refrigerator and honestly, game changer, my pores are invisible. Also,
I'm doing a little oat milk Macha situation right now.
I found this place in the village and it's just everything.
(15:47):
Oh that's good. That is so good.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
I would die for James tell Rico, Men for talar Rico,
Real Men, Real Change.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Well, you got careful with Abba. You'll let your guard down.
It's a Saturday, late morning. You're running errands and you're like,
all right, I got to go buy the hardware store,
and I stop in at that ace Overall job Jones road. See,
(16:24):
I got to pick up some fasteners to get some
blue tape. While I'm there, some plumbing tape, plumber's tape,
what do you call the stuff that you use that
plumbers use? A kind of bluish when they put fittings
(16:45):
together and you pull it out, has a dauber on
the end. I'm talking about, had like a lollipop on them,
but it's soft and you unscrew it like a liquid
cement kind of thing. You I'm talking about. What's that called. Anyway,
you'll go through your list, I'll stop by get some bread.
(17:07):
I think we're out of bread. I'll stop it at
that shopping I will get some bread and some milk,
might pick up some Cheetos for myself. This little treat,
I'm gonna make sure get it off my ends because
that orange dust to get on there.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Do that.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Before you know it, this is playing in the background
and you're singing along, and all of a sudden you go, wha,
what just happened? What just happened? Something just happened. It'll
happen to you. It'll sneak up on you. A friend
of mine and I were walking through the mall. We
(17:45):
were meeting our wives and they I don't know if
they had had their hair did or what it was.
We're walking through the mall and we have his daughter,
I don't have kids yet at the time, and we're
on our way, and you know, two fellas, right, So
you're even though you have a little girl with you,
but you're still two fellas. You're conscious that you're two fellas,
(18:07):
and you're walking along and the mus act that was
playing was Big Girls Don't Cry by No No No,
not that version, not the Frankie Valley, the will I
and Black Eyed Peas Girl Fergy, and we're both we're
both humming along and singing it. And there was a
(18:28):
moment where we both realized what was happening, and we
both turned and looked at each other. It was kind
of one of those moments where you don't say a word.
You see, we shall never speak of this again. Yeah, right,
just snuck in on you. And that's when you realize
they're up to no good. It's a globalist threat. They'll
get you through the music right, lower your testosterone level,
(18:49):
they'll get you. My goodness, will they ever get you?
A Lobo County judge has granted a temporary injunction. Judge
Curry is I think it's Ken Curry. They're already making
memes that they're naming the stadium for Ken Curry and
that they're gonna have a They're going to have a
(19:10):
betting table down at the end of the field, making
the Texas Tech quarterback Brandon Soresby eligible to play for
the Red Raiders this upcoming season, despite placing forty bets
on his own team. When he was at Indiana, TCU
coach Sonny Dyke said, way, way, Texas Tech is so
(19:30):
much better than us, We'll never catch up. We made
the national championship and we've been all awful since then.
Well that's not the words he used, but the words
he used were, how's anybody ever going to trust the
outcome of a game again? Sonny? Really? Really, you're now
(19:51):
defending the integrity of college football. The NCAA has filed
an appeal. Okay, ESPN and ESPN's pet was his name, Tamil.
Let you say this was on with Pat McAfee. Hey,
what did Pat McAfee do? I saw a picture at
the volume down yet he was in a neck race.
(20:11):
Happen then, wa go ahead.
Speaker 11 (20:12):
Certainly an unprecedented day in the history of college sports.
I don't want to sound over dramatic here, but gambling
has always been a thick red line. And the fact
that Brendan Soresby, who admitted to placing thousands of bets
for ninety thousand dollars, including forty bets.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
On his own team while he was at Indiana.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
The fact that he is going to be or has
been legally cleared to play college football this season at
Texas Tech is simply something that we've never seen before.
And it's the latest manifestation of one of the biggest
issues in college sports right now, PAT, which is local
rulings overruling what the NCAA rules are supposed to be.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
And this one feels.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
The most significant PAT because gambling cuts different than a
medical red shirt and an age argument like the Bettioco case,
for example. I don't think I've gotten more text on
my phone about a breaking root news story unprompted ever,
or certainly not in the last like five years. I mean,
my phone did not stop ringing in the general tenor
(21:17):
PAT around college athletics. I would say, is one of
discussed one big twelve ad text to me today we
lost our soul today and look like there was a
lot of There was a lot of hyperbolic reaction to this,
but gambling had always been the I joked, it was
like the goodwill hunting thing you hit a copier, going
to jail. There were always significant consequences for gambling, and
(21:40):
that changed today because of this. Now, like Brendan Sorosby's case,
argued successfully by Jeffrey Kessler, who was often successful against
the NCAA, laid it out very clearly that they laid
it out as a mental health case, and they won.
The NCAA is expected to appeal this case. Now, whether
the timeline of that peel matches with what it matters
(22:02):
is what remains to be seen. Correct Like NANCA could
get a hearing in February and renaisurs would have to combine.
He doesn't have to, you know, it doesn't matter. It
would be rendered moot. And that had always been sort
of part of the expectation with this is that the
temporary junction was granted and then once the injunction was granted,
he would roll in play and then everybody.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Would kind of move on.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
So we'll see if the timeline of back gets expedited
in Lovett County.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I certainly reason to be skeptical of that. The Michael
Berry show pandering these companies are doing for Pride month.
You know, I don't think I'm outside the norm here
I think that people who feel the need to state
(22:50):
opinions publicly feel the need to say something more dramatic
than they actually feel. Like there was a state rep
in Tennessee that said something to the fact that we
don't need the gaze here. Well, really, were you going
to kick the gaze out, you dumb ass? Do you
(23:14):
know how many homos are in your state at any
given time? Do you know how many of them are
CEOs or restaurant managers or lawyers? Or why would you
want to kick the home like? This is what annoys
me about this whole thing. Ninety nine percent of what
is said publicly is all kabuki theater? Did I say
(23:39):
that right? If I didn't, Sender petersonal scold me because
I can never get it right. She's the one that
taught me to concept. But anyway, it's it's all theater.
It's all for play. Nobody believes any of it. It's
all to entertain you. The rage, the indignation, the protest,
the boycott, and it's all just ridiculous. Can we have
(24:02):
football season back already so we have something to distract
and entertain because it's all too much. But I see
these people posting things about what happens is.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
The whole.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
I don't care what it is, kay, black whatever. There's
a very small group of people who want to cram
it down your throat, and that's not on accident. They
want to provoke you. They want you to be mad,
they want you to say something to then justify. I mean,
(24:42):
look at what the Southern Poverty Low Center did. The
Southern Poverty Loss Center literally, you can't make this up.
They literally reimburse the clan for the wood and the
gasoline for the crosses that they burned, while breathlessly telling
us the clan, give us more money to fight the clan.
(25:06):
You're paying for the clan and everybody knows it. So anyway,
because of this, like just be homo, nobody cares. But
then they got to make it a big deal. It's
never about tolerance. It's always about bowing down in control
and provoking you to the point that you get so
mad that you say something that fits into their paradigm.
(25:31):
So every company is now doing that. Is Pride month.
Look at us, we're celebrating. What are you celebrating? People?
Are gay? Okay? Is next month? You like heterosexual sex?
You like sex? That leads to reproduction to It's just
also silly, but HelloFresh took it a step further. Hello Fresh,
(25:54):
the food delivery company. This isn't honest. I'm reading it
off of a Hello Fresh official statement. We know eating
isn't always a top priority this month. What are homos
not eating for the month? Guys, y'all, don't forget you
gotta eat now. I know you're being proud, but you
gotta eat. We know eating isn't always a priority this month.
(26:18):
But here we are, over here by our products. Remember
we're still here. Hello Fresh official statement with the rainbow flag.
That's another thing. Is the rainbow such a great thing
and it's been co opted now it's gay. It shouldn't
have to be gay. Rainbow was nice. We know eating
isn't always a top priority this month. We respect that,
(26:39):
do you though?
Speaker 10 (26:41):
You?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Guys, we're not mad at you that you're not eating.
You're just running around being proud. But for those of
you who are dot dot that's Ellipses prepping. We have
an extensive line of high fiber recipes available. Happy Pride.
(27:06):
They have honest to Goodness. They have honest to Goodness done.
An ad that says as clear as you can without
using the actual words. You need to clean your bwhole
this month because it's gay Pride. Does that mean they're
(27:27):
having more sex this month? Is that how that works?
Like they weren't having enough sex, but it being Pride
month lets me and you hook up? Tommy? Is that
how that works? How do you know? Like you're so knowledgeable?
How do you know everything?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Gay? Dave?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
What you got.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Michael? The reason why gay people and the word gay
you know, means happy is because we're always having lots
of sex.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Pretty much?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Aren't you with the part don't you have a partner?
Speaker 8 (28:04):
I do?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Does he let you with other dudes?
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Sometimes?
Speaker 8 (28:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah? Is that a common thing.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
It's kind of it's rather normalized in the gay community
that that that happens, which is something that say, you
know why gay marriage isn't the same? I mean, I
don't know. There's shay couples of do that too.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I guess I saw a staff the other day.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
People.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I saw stat the other day on divorce rates. The
highest divorce rate was girl on girl dropped down about
twenty percentage points of success rates. Was a man and
a woman which was at the below fifty women was
like thirty percent, and the highest marriage quote unquote sess
(29:00):
not divorce being a a failure. The highest was dude
on dude.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
Yeah, there's a comedian that makes that point.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, that's what But I know that's why I had
to go check.
Speaker 8 (29:17):
Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
He basically made the point that dudes are generally happy
by themselves and it's only when you introduce a woman
that that you know, there's that's his point. I'm not
saying that's the case.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
You know, I have the perspective because I was married
to a woman to so I tell all my straight friends,
all him how much easier it is to be married
to a gay dude.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Wait, hold on,
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